Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Should we just take the Mona Lisa?

Episode Date: October 19, 2025

Police in the US are getting people high in the name of training, Jess' mum bakes a practce cake for Lucias birthday and we ask about disrespectful acts!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Here we go. Here it is. For a Monday. Podcast time. Welcome to it. If you're just joining us. God, good to have you. We were just talking about the 27 Club.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we were. We were spitballing name. I think we've got some right, we've got some wrong. About the people who have died at 27 and the conspiracy is that when you get too famous and too big, Hollywood or someone, the Illuminati, etc. kills you at the age of 27.

Kirk Cabain, Brian Jones, Jim Morrison, Amy Winehouse, Robert Johnson, Janice Joplin, Jimmy Hendricks and Moore. All mate from in excess? Was he 22nd? Michael Hutchins? I think he was. I think he was.

That was all American people, wasn't it? Yeah. Michael Hutchins. I think he was 27. Age or dear. Auto erotic affixiation. 37. A different club.

So really, I mean, there's a couple of people in there. It's not big enough to have a full conspiracy. Were a few of them in the same time frame? Maybe. That it sort of sparked a movement. But because I thought 33 was a thing, but I might just be thinking of the age of Jesus when he was crucified. You do love a good age of Jesus' crucifixion.

I do not believe how much of that Catholic upbringing is still tattooed on my brain. It's actually frightening. You know, what I like to do now, is I like a little teetail, put it overflow his head, and I say, she's playing the role of baby Jesus. And I'm like, she's casting this Christmas. In the nativity thing, she's too wiggly. She's too, she's too wiggly.

Then when she puts it on, she realizes that she looks cute. She sort of gives you a smile. I'm like, yes, Jesus. You've got it. You've got, look at my child. Change your house into an inn. Oh, yeah. Oh, I know, there was no room at the inn.

I think you're in a barn. You guys are going to change the room to the barn. Remember, shogai's myrr. Oh, that's right. Mirk, frankincense and gold. Yeah, you guys all be there. I'm obviously going to be Jesus. You know, but that's baby Jesus.

But I'm also doing an older Jesus as well. But then you're not at the Nativity's there. You're just doing a flag. I'm there, the shepherd looking over my child. Who else is that? You're Joseph. Is it Joseph and Mary? Is Mary in that?

Is Mary in that? Yeah, Mary is. Well, we just talk about how much Catholics have his type of. Mary is there. Yeah. You're Joseph who has to look at Mary and go, you had a baby with God. And I have to raise this guy. So I'm fucking.

Mary. Yeah, but you're not the father of Jesus. Yeah. Would never... Joseph should be pissed off because in the Bible it says you, thou will not sleep with someone else's wife etc. Unless it's God. Oh, the big guy can come down and put his big one wherever he wants, hey? But Joseph, you are in charge of the moral and

physical upbringing of someone else's kids. Joseph is an underrated character within the biblical sort of time, didn't he? I've looked up the character list from the last play. It says that we need a baby Jesus. Okay, copy, I've got that. That's my child. He's mother, Mary. Yeah, that's Morgan.

That's got me, Morgan. His father, Joseph. That's me, I guess. And now, Father, Glaxtericks. Yeah, that's fucking weird. He's not Jesus' father. So I'll be dad, but not dad of this child. You're basically stepdad.

So Morgan had said to God, if I'm getting that correct? Or allegedly immaculate conception. Can't blame her, though. Yeah, she just woke up preggers. We also need sheep and angel and, uh... Oh, I want to be the angel. You can be the angel. Yeah, I'm going to, it's a Gabriel.

See, again, why do I know that? Yeah, geez, you do know a bit. Oh, it's so bad. Okay, why doesn't shy guy? you are all three wise men. So it's you in the middle as frankincense. Your left hand is myr and your right hand is gold. And then...

And Babs... You can be the angel. Oh, do you want to be the donkey or the camel? Why was there a camel? The camel's there. Sorry, James Hunt Wise Men is obviously going to be the song playing. Everyone can come up and I go, all right, so this is what happened. We'll sit there and be like, waiting, wait.

Guys, people walking past. Places! Action! Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, so sorry, your first line. Go action! Ah, my donkey is doing, oh my God, my wife is pregnant. I think the donkey has to double as the midwife because I don't know who's delivering his baby. How did they deliver the baby back then? I don't know, I think she just pushed.

It's almost like it's all a hoax. I don't. I'm the angel and you just hover around. I'm not getting my hands dirty, though. No amniotic fluid on this white robe. Don't fucking put any, no juices on that robe. No, no. Say well up, Angel.

Hey, what's Mur doing? Surely Mur can get his hands dirty. Yeah, Mer isn't a person. Who invited Mur? Fuck off Mur. No, they saw the star and they followed it. They did, yeah. We all know.

It's so bad. It's taking up vital brains, mate. I can't do maths, but I can fucking take a shit. Ridiculous. It says they used to use olive oil in the birthing process back there. Oh, to let it slide out. Wait on a minute. That's why it's called Extra Virgin.

Was Mary a virgin pre-dice? Well, I'm going to ask you, Joseph. Yeah, yeah. What did Joseph do if he didn't do anything at all? He raised the Jesus. Oh, God. He taught him the carpentry. There needs to be a Joseph origin story.

It just called Joe. Joe, before you're not my dad. I may not have fucked your wife, but you're my son, boy. Fucked your wife. Fucked your mother, but you're my son, boy. This summer. And then God comes in, and he's the fun weekend dad. I want to go live with God.

He's like the Fonzie. Hey, hey, gods are here. The worst nativity scene ever. Hey, Mary, I want to do you. How is Hollywood. Can we get a director on? Let's get Ron Howard. Why hasn't they made?

I'll email Ron today. You email Ron Howard. This summer. James Cameron is in between Avatar movies. We need a Joseph origins. They've done X-Men origins. Why haven't they done Joseph Orridge? Yeah, that'd be fun.

That'd be, yeah, so we could definitely do this. And we'll call it Joe. We'll call it Joe. That's great. But even a spoof movie of that. Who should play Joe, David Spade? Because it's Joe dirt. Joe in my brain.

Oh, anyway, you all get it. That's fantastic. So for this Christmas. How did we get on to that? I'm locking you all in this Christmas to be part of this nativity scene that I've got going on. Yeah, we'll do it in your front yard. Front yard. We're just going to wait until passes by to be all the rentals in my street.

You know how some people do. You know how some people do Christmas carols? Like you go knock on doors and spread the Christmas cheer. We'll just, we'll have to be stationary, I guess, because we're going to have props. But anyone walking past your house will be able to enjoy the nativity play. Just stand there for five minutes while we set everything up. Oh, we're going again. Do one their front yard.

The donkey's going to move into position number one. What could go wrong? I'm going to write a few extra lines in there for Joe, though, because there needs to be a bit of shock that his wife is pregnant. It's really, they don't drill down on that at all. As if anyone hasn't used that in court now and gone, God got me pregnant. Yeah, immaculate. Yeah, no, but how do you get child support from God? Ah, so true.

It's really the government pays. Surely, that's got to be a law somewhere. That actually is a thing. Have people used that in real life? They would have had to. Immaculate conception. Well, the problem back then is they didn't have the DNA testing. Also, what you're saying is we're in a relationship.

I come home pregnant, but you know that you can't, whatever. We haven't done it in age. Or, you know, we're waiting until marriage and I go, honey, I haven't cheated on you. It's Immaculate Conception. Yeah. And we tell everyone, it's a miracle baby. It's a miracle. We name the baby Jesus.

Yeah, but your cousin Frank is looking real suss. I don't know. This whole story's odd. Only a female cousin's fun fact about me. It's legal in Australia. We also learnt that. We did. They're married, not the fuck.

No, I think to... What do you mean? It's part and parcel. Is that story of marriage? No, you can have sex too. Oh. What do you mean? There's no law on that in terms of the marriage act.

People use gourd as an excuse to getaway with something. Yeah? Oh, yeah. It's worked a few times. It would have in the court of war. What do you mean? What do you mean? It only has to work once for the precedent to be set.

Yes. So. I haven't got details on cases, but it has been a get out of jail free card, so to speak. What? Wow. Isn't it an insurance thing as well? insurance gets out of paying things. Shut up. It's an act of God. It's a biblical act, like a flood or a cycle.

Yeah. Hale. I'm pretty sure there was an incident many moons ago in Victoria. Christmas, actually, funnily speaking of the origin story of Jesus. Massive hailstorm Christmas day. And there was a big insurer that went, it's an act of God. We're not paying out. And then that's putting the God's name and disrepute. Absolutely. Absolutely it is. You don't want God to do good things. He sent the hail, but now Allian's, I don't know if it was Aliarns, it won't pay out. Yeah, yeah. It was probably Amy.

Maybe. It's probably Amy. Oh, allegedly. I'm going to be in cheer us off. God, our Christmas just got fun. That is amazing. This is what we should have done

for our photo shoot tomorrow. All comes. Shagga, your Monday just got real busy. We need myrr. We've got enough on finding a turtleneck. Where do you find me? And lots of extra virgin olive oil. I can do that.

I've got the five kilo tin. It's all good. You know, I got the shit that you like. There's only one show to wake up with you. I'm not that easy to tang. Jess. Is it him? Yeah, don't know.

Have a look at this. It's a notice. I never have the courage to say harder. Got him going insane. Shad guy. He would do anything you want. Bats. Can we just have one week where we don't talk about doodles on this show?

Fuck yeah, talk it. This is Jess and Ducko. To answer your question, no, babes, we can't. Welcome to Monday. What do you think this is? What hell is this, man? Why, what do you think this is? I think this is highbrow stuff?

This is Jess and Duckow. Geez, we're here for a good time. Oh, sorry, the ABC's calling Bats. They love to go talk about other stuff. My conics talked about turtles today. We should get her a pearl necklace for her next birthday, so she can always clutch those pearls. We do need that. Babs doesn't wear enough pearl necklaces.

She doesn't. I feel like it fits her aesthetic. And it'd go nice with the gingham. With the gingham and the pearl, it all match. The white and the checkered red with the white pearl. Oh, gosh. Why don't you get her a mismatchy pearl necklace? Oh, hello.

What do you mean? Like a pink, a... Like some white, some black beads, you know. You know, the black ones are very expensive. Are they? They're very rare. Black pearls. Oh, no, fake.

We're getting bad's fake. Oh, we get fake. Yeah, yeah. She's young. Yeah, yeah. She doesn't appreciate realies. No, we can't give her real pearls. Yeah, fair.

Yeah. Morning, everyone. Good morning. Doodle, doodle, doodle, doodle. In our quota for doodles today. How are we feeling for a Monday, my friend? Good. Been up earlier.

but I'm since 3.30. I'm going to blame the child straight off the back. No, no. The child was asleep being an angel. I was watching the Chiefs. How about those? Go to watch the NFL. How?

Did they go? They're still going, but good. Yeah, winning, winning, pumping. So it was good. I got up early with me and Pam on the couch. That's support from you. Yeah, yeah. You really put your body and soul on the line for your teams, don't you?

Yeah, you got to. No bandwagon. It's only time, like, I get excited for a Monday alarm in NFL season. Fair enough. Let's get up. We've reversed. reversed. I slept in this morning. Oh, you didn't get to the gym. No. Did a tan. Yeah, I was going to say you looked darker.

Yes, we're taking some pickies tomorrow. So I did a tan and then thought, I can't sweat it off and be all streaky for our pickies. No, fair. So I've had a bloody sleep. So no gym for 48 hours for you. Is that? Oh, geez. And it's funny because Angus said, oh, that makes sense. You've just done it. But does that mean you're not going to go tomorrow? I said, oh, you're right, because tomorrow is picture day. Yeah. So that's going to feel a little discombobulating. You can't. That's two days out of gym. All of a sudden, you're losing. routine. Could this be the end? And how's this? I actually got a DM over the weekend. Yeah, yeah. A woman who's never messaged me before. It was in my

requests. Hey Jess, love the show. Love you and Ducko. Can you tell me how you work the gym into your mornings? I start my job at 6am. Can you run it through me like in increments? I went, Claudia, you've come to the right spot. Never did I think I would see the day. I've become the

this is what I do in five minute increments Claudia. You need to do a get Ready with me, gym, morning. I think so. Because people often say, well, what are you taking to the gym? What's in that big duffel bag? I've got 15 lotions and potions in here, ladies. I'd imagine it's just booty popping exercises too.

Always. Booty band staff. Always. Every day is booty day. Obviously. Be hard pressed to do a push-up. Not needy. But every day is booty day.

Love it. I actually have been getting all my advice from just Instagram and I call them trainers. I think they're just hot people, Ducco. Yes, yes, yes. Can you confirm or deny? A couple of them have said. don't bother doing back squats

because that's just working the quads I said I've wasted all this time how do you feel about that information I suppose yeah yeah I suppose it is mainly quad yeah back squat yeah because I realised I just take all my advice off Instagram now for skin for health for food

for gym I'm going I probably should ask a few more people they're just randoms on Instagram it's funny how you see yeah video on Insta now and you just think it's gospel and you're like I don't even know who that person was oh my God And then do you, and then I changed the narrative with my friends and family.

I go, oh, I read this thing. Oh, it was an article in the, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it was some random, with not even that many followers. I know, I know. You popped up on my feed and I'm treating it like gospel. We should start doing our own, just offering weird advice that we know is just not true. Wow. And just seeing who takes it.

No, it's that classic, it works for me. Yeah. So, maybe it'll work for you. To get your doodle bigger, you need to sleep with garlic every night in your pants. It works. Babs chalk it up. The doodle mention it. And then we'll get my before.

and Shagai's after, and no one will know. No one will know. It's all marketing, baby. It's all marketing. Speaking of the serpent, man, he's back. Hello, Shagau. He's got his pungy. Good morning, Shilod. Good morning. How are you today?

I'm good, I'm good. Good to have you back. Good to be here. Perhaps it was great in your absence, but, you know, the quad was missing one of its legs. That's right. We were a tricycle, and that felt a little juvenile for us. I was just the big wheel at the front. You were, you were steering. You were the penny farthing.

You were that giant wheel at the back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, what are they called? Penny farthings. Is that what they call? That's what they're called. Oh, that's funny. Those silly bites.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Penny farling. I reckon you could get us a penny farthing. And I have a monocle on. By tomorrow for our new photos. I want to see Ducko on top of Penny Farthing. I want to ride on. I want to get injured on one.

We'll try and find it. We need four turtlenecks and a penny farthing. That's your job today. Yeah, for our photo shoot tomorrow. Everyone needs a turtleneck. Babs, you got a turtleneck out there? No. Do you own one?

No one? I don't own one either. We're going to have to fix that. I find them very, obviously, constricting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a little bit choky. I reckon we'll find one. Uniclaw.

Yeah, they had, do. I think Uniclo have them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not expensive. Team trip, Babs. Team trip, Monday shopping. I was thinking like the wiggles. It'd be all fun if we got different colors.

Or do we all get the same color, like awkward family embracing each other. I do like those ones. I don't know. Did your mum make you do those? My mom made me, I reckon we were like 22. We were not little. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blue jeans, white t-shirts.

Standard. And our version, we all had aviators. Oh, shut up. The aviators is another level of tacky. Then it became the biggest image you could ever imagine in our living room. Oh, brilliant. It was unbelievable. And you always remember that day like, oh, Mom made us get ready for that.

We had to bring props that day because the photographer said, I want to capture you and your personalities. So we brought a suitcase each of props that would represent us. Okay, tomorrow everyone bring a prop that represents you. And maybe we'll get either, I've got a black turtlenex. So if we can all get black turtleneck, otherwise we'll need to buy a white. And just superimpose us into the one phone. Nah, Babs and Chagall will go shopping for us.

And I want to do it like we're all hugging, like back to back. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You excited, Babs? Bab's going to look real comfortable. Yeah. Oh, God. Hey, big week this week, team.

Call of Fame. Back to a regular program for Call of Fame. $500 to spend at Reflections Holiday Park. Just got to get involved in the show. Any chance you get. We're at Alphabucks. We've got booktock bops on today. Many chances coming up.

But up next, police are doing a call-out. They want to get high with people. I love that. Police want to get literally stoned with people. And we need to unpack why they're doing this. Bring some cheesles and some pods. Exactly. Get the munchies together.

Yes and ducco. Police in the States. This is a bit of fun. The Ocean City Police Department put the call out for people. who smoke volunteers to come in and smoke cannabis for four hours so they could essentially, it's a training event aimed at helping officers recognise signs of impairment. The first question.

Were they supplying the devil's lettuce? I believe so. Was this entrapment? Was it, hey, we want volunteers, but in Ocean City it's actually illegal. So people flop and they go, ah, you're all arrested. You got some? What do you got, man? You got hokey pokey cush? Yeah, man. Come on in.

Come on in. Like a pineapple express. Arrested. I don't know if they supplied the week. They supplied transport and lunch. I know that. They supplied transport and lunch to everyone. That isn't a sign of the economic times.

We need to do this for training, but we actually can't afford to supply... That stuff's not changed. You've got to bring your own stashing. You bring your own goodies and we'll give you food. We'll give you subway. How's this though? So they put this call out on Tuesday last week.

Within 11 minutes, they had over 60 people apply. That's fantastic. And they were already sold out within like... 10 minutes. And they said, they're like, it's a ticket at a event. Everything must go. Everything must go. They said, thank you to all the volunteers who were willing to go forward and do this. We have more than enough candidates. Thank you so much. So how it works is, they've been overwhelmed by the volunteers. They picked them up from midday. They all drive them to the Ocean City Police Department. As I said, they'll get stoned. There's 40 police trainees who are there to watch

them as well, to observe them in a, it says, in a safe, controlled environment. Okay. Now, would it just be the police station kitchen? That's what it's going. In the break room. In the break room. Well, like, that would be the most, the strangest thing. Could you imagine all the stoners there being like, yes, finally we get to get hired?

But also, can you imagine, like, you know, people can have different effects, which is, I guess, the point of the training program to see the different manifestations. Some people could get very paranoid. It's like, I'm already in a cop shop and then their brain tricks. I'm like, well, you're going to get in trouble now. Or forgetting that they're there? If you forgot that you had volunteered in. in a safe-controlled environment. You might just wig out and go,

I've got to get out of you. I've got to run from the police. Also, what's to say that the 40 student officers don't just get involved? It's like, you look over. Oh, contact hire is a real. Oh, are they in the interrogation room. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So the cops are in behind the two-way glass. Just watching them. Yeah. You know, trainee Bill just walks in being like, oh, I've just got to assess some things. Yeah, yeah. Oh, geez, it's passive smoking. Phil's not out hugging them, eating Doritos.

Now, you're the best, Gary. I love you. You're the best. I've got this great idea for a business. You want to go in? the person, when they put the call out for volunteers and they got overwhelmed. Do you reckon they had like a water safety session or something a couple of weeks ago, no one volunteered?

You know? Like, we've got to spice things up here at Ocean City. Yeah, yeah. Literally the photo is a picture of a bit of weed and a joint in the background. And it's like... Someone's done it on Photoshop or Canva? Yeah, yeah. They've gone to the receptionist and gone, can you make a drug post for us?

Sure. Do you like so friends? If you're going babes and going babes, we need a drug post. That's right. Yeah, yeah. She'd be like, I've Not one. You're not prepared earlier. This is something I found that my friends, people I know seem to do this sort of thing. So did the trainees learn something? Was it a successful operation?

Well, I believe so. It's a successful operation. I don't know what you're really going to learn by watching 40 people in a room smoke wheat. Get hungry together. Yeah, get hungry together. Maybe they create some new podcast ideas. Yeah, maybe then they let them go in a field and the trainee cops have to run them down. That's a bit of fun.

You know, like they were fleeing the scene. Or do they get them high? Then they're like, all right, guys, who volunteers for Taser? demos, and they're also how like, I'll do it. Ah! Get them. But here's Subway for lunch. I would say one of the pillars of this show, one of the staples of this program.

Yep. Is to beard or not to beard. Yeah, so we find out people have a beard or not, ask them questions. That's right, because on the phone, can't tell. Can't tell, no beard. Even with people who have told us they have a really bushy, ruffly beard, which we've been able to pick through a series of questions. It's not like you can hear it

through the phone, rustling against it. No, you can't. So any beard news, I feel compelled to bring to the show. This is the time to do it. Don't you think? An Alabama man, Ducko, remember this name. Alabama. Rudolph Martino.

Come on now, Rudolph. I'm going to put this out to Shagai and Babs. Try and get Rudolph Martino next time we play. But don't tell us it's Rudolph Martino. Get him for bid or not to be. Get him for bid or not to be. We'll go morning, Rudolph, and I'll forget who that is. What his name is Rudy or something?

Or just Joe. And we'll see if we can pick it, because this bloke, Ducke, has the world's longest beard. Now, we could cover, you could do a whole three hours on Guinness World Records every day because people are out there globally trying to break them every which way. All the time. But we don't talk about all of them because not all of them we care about. No. But Rudolph Martino, Ducko, he's from Birmingham.

He has been declared with the world's longest beard. I've just sent you a picture of Rudolph Martino. It's a big beard. 1.06 metres long. It, uh, it, yeah. You know what? It's not as long as I thought it would be, though. Do you know what? I didn't want to say it.

Yeah, it's like, it is like, okay, so it goes obviously from chin, I'd say to below kneecap, chin to shin, really. Chin to shin, but. That was his slogan for the campaign. Oh, was it? No, I just didn't, it's giving you credit. But it just looks, it just looks like for the world's longest beard, I'd see longer. Well, no, apparently.

Unless they haven't put their hand up Because that's the way it works with Guinness World Record You have to tell Guinness Hey, come over and measure me Are you saying there could be someone out there And all woman who's to say Yes But who hasn't put their hand up

Absolutely I reckon there's someone out there right now Who's probably got a longer beard He's just sitting at home Maybe punching some Doritos Maybe You know I thought you would have liked this stat

Because you're right It goes from chin to below knee It's into shin His beard is longer than the shortest woman alive. Isn't that a fun? So how many feet is the beard? So the...

Or centimetre, whatever it is. It's a 1.6 metres. So 106 centimetres. Wow. The shortest woman alive is 62.8 centimeters. Joyce. His beard longer than the shortest woman alive. They call me short.

Oh, no. Sorry, I lost her name. Joycer, I think it is. She'd be in the Guinness World Records for the shortest person. Well, yes, that's how they were able to make that comparison. Joyote, sorry. Of course. Joyote.

But I thought, I could quickly run you through his hair care regime. Babs, you think you do it tough. He has to wash this thing with takes about an hour but the better part, it takes three days to dry. Oh, of course I didn't think about drying. Exactly. He does

that every two weeks to keep it healthy to keep it clean to make sure it's not too itchy. Jeez, that would be so annoying. He goes on to say the looks I get a mixed, some in disbelief and some in relief. I'm not sure who is relieved. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can appreciate the disbelief because it's a long.

It is a long beard. But there you go. We'd be like washing a long-haired dog. Like, I never have that with Pam because she's short hair, so she dries quickly. Yes, but if you've got like an Irish wolf hair or even a golden retriever. Yeah, those things would just take so long to dry. They don't like the hair dryer or the blower. Oh, my God.

I'm not sure about Rudolph if he likes the hair dryer. I know you don't really shower often, but do you wear your hair when you do shower? No. Not every time? Particularly now. No, like never. This sounds very, very vain. Here we go.

But I get my hair. washed for me once a week because it's too hard to do my... How much is that? So, anyway, it's the extension. Do you wet your hair when you shower every time?

No. Okay. Only every two days. Every two days. Remember on Friday we did the things men have learned after getting a girlfriend? That should be on it. We do not wet our hair

unless absolutely necessary. How does yours take to dry? Oh, if I let it dry naturally. It takes at least 12 hours. But if I have to get a blow dryer on this thing, I don't have the arm stress. Yeah, just get there for so long. My arm gets sore.

You need one of those ones that they see in the old tool hairdressers. We put your head in that little dome. Yeah. Why aren't they a thing anymore? Yeah, you need one of those. With the ladies and they have the hot rollers. Yeah, that's what you need. Oh, my God.

Something in that. I would love to sit there under a hurricane. I can't imagine having a shower and not wetting my hair. I just can't imagine it. It's very unsatisfying. Yeah, it would be. It is blue. balls for your scalp.

My scalp gets quite itchy. Yeah. Just because it's been... You just wanted to get wet. You just wanted to get wet. Going in the ocean, I've got to really make a choice. Of course. Am I going to wet my hair?

Because this is going to be a three-day operation to get it back to OK. Jeez. There's the things we're dealing with. I get it. Us and Rudolph Martinez. Hair blue ball. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alfa Bucks on here.

30 seconds. questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. Of course, we'll come back to you if there is time. They're the rules of engagement. Let's get our first player. First caller of the week, actually. Oh, let's see how he is.

That's nice. Yeah. Mitch, good morning to you. Good day. How you going, mate? Mike, Mitch, besides myself, Ducko, Shy Guy and Babs, you're the first voice of the air this week. What an honour. What an honour. Definitely. Yeah.

Anything you want to say, Mitch, you want to get anything out there? Any words to the followers? No, I mean, just get into it. Yeah, get into it. All right, what do you want to spend 10 grand on? Mitchie? My daughter does a very expensive sport, and I need to be able to pay for it. Oh, okay.

What's the most lacrosse? Horse riding. Or horse riding? Gymnastics. What's the most expensive? Oh, some sort of car thing? Dancing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, what are we talking? Costumes and gear and travel. Yes, and traveling. everything. All righty. Well, let's get Super Dad $10,000 to help his girl go to the finals, you know? Yep. The letter you're going to work with today, Mitch, we're going near the top of the alphabet for you.

It's C, C for Cheer, okay? All righty all. All righty, your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter C, we need you to name. A chip flavor. Nice. An ocean animal. Catfish.

Something in the shed. A flower? Coriander or not. A vegetable. Carrot. A rom-com. An Italian dish? I could have a bit fast.

A school subject? Brain dead. Brain dead. I don't teach that at school. And it doesn't start we sing. Hey, we got ourselves two, maybe three. Two of the best. Chip flavor could have been chicken or cheese and onion.

Something in the shed, a chainsaw, a flower. You said coriander. That's a herb. I don't know if we can accept that as a flower. If we said plant, maybe. Yeah, maybe plant is there. Carnation is what we're looking for. A rom-com crazy rich Asians.

An Italian dish, I didn't hear what you said. But canoli. I mean, carbonara, we talk about a lot on the. this program. Yeah, Cabanara. And then a school subject would give it up by then, I think, but it could have been chemistry. There's a few.

Look, Mitch, you don't get the money for the show dad funds, but you do get $100 at Birkenstock. Well, Mitch is stoked about that. Mitch is absolutely wrapped with that. He's like, how's that going to help her in dance aerobics? I think next edition is to Burke or not to Burke, because he doesn't strike me as a Birkenstock guy. No, we went from Crocs last week to Burks this way.

We are really... We're the shoe show. We are the shoe show. show, the controversial shoe show. And I'm not mad about it. Thank you for joining the show, Mitch. Yeah, yeah, thanks, guys. See ya.

All right. Mitch is like, I got up early for this. Yeah, I played for this. God, damn it. Anyway, hey, Friday's live is over the weekend. That's right, Mariah. Apparently she's slayed. It's fantasy now.

Jess and Ducko. How you reckon she went at Friday's Live? Mate, headline Friday's Live. Brisbane on Friday, Sydney on Saturday. I've heard nothing but double thumbs up. You've heard the double thumb. Between her and the rest of the gang. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hell of a nice. Great evening, huh. A lot of bald caps. Hell yeah. Left over from Pitbull having been before Mariah, but I feel like she would have appreciated that. People were there to see the bowl. They were.

Mr. Pit bull. Pit bull. And in his, like, leather suit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I loved about pit bull for everything I've seen is he didn't do a lot of the singing. He let the audience do it. You know what I mean? He's like, I can really take a night off here.

Everyone knows the lyrics to my songs. And they all look like me, so who's to say? Who's to say it's me? Right now, though, ducking over to our favourite part of the world, I reckon. India. Get me a bite of chicken, I know. Garlic cheese now and stash. Just mentioned garlic, garlic cheese, whatever you were.

However you take your naan, take it well. Amen. We're here, though, for not good reasons. Oh, no. Lucky we've got the garlic cheese to soften things. Our guts will be running soon, but God, it's going to be fun. Speak for yourself. We should have an India night to you all.

Shaka's still going to dress in his traditional Indian gear that he's got. I feel like butter chicken would still be too spicy for this young man. Probably. Can you handle a butter chicken? Yeah, I like a butter chicken. You can't imagine you like an Indian food. Butter chicken. You'd hate a Papadum?

And cheesy garlic nun. I love a Papa Dom. Do you? Yeah. Who doesn't love a Papa Dom? Do you like a... Fun does they? Do you like a Papa Dump?

Yeah, I do. Do you like a chuttony with your Papa Dom? No, you lost me. You never tried. I've never tried that either, actually. Never had chutney. What's that green sauce? Ah, it's a version of a chutney.

Yeah, yeah. That's just the Indian version of chutney. You get your papa dime in it. Enough talking about the cuisine, guys. We're not here to talk about the food. We're here to talk about the serious court case that's happening between husband and wife who now want to separate. All right. A family court in the central Indian city of Papal is dealing with an unusual case of marital discord or a couple who's been married for less than a year is seeking divorce because their pet dog and cat do not get along.

What's less than a year? Like it's just a couple of months or something? Yeah, I guess, Eddie, yeah, I guess, six to eight. I'm reading between the lines here, Ducco, but, you know, in our culture, we would probably be living together before we got married. Oh, of course. Where stereotypically, in some Indian families, it could be in a range marriage. Of course.

You're not living together. They didn't know. So the pets haven't met. You've got to try before you buy. You've got to try before you. Is he a grot? Does she not pick up the towels? Are we actually compatible living together?

Yeah. You've got to find this stuff out, let alone if your fur babies are going to be friends. So they tied the knot in December last year And now they've gone to counselling It didn't work Their families have intervened They've had interventions from friends and family That did not work

What do they need counselling for? They're not the ones not getting along Could they get rid of their pets? No, possibly not So the husband They need Dr Harry Yes To do counselling for the animals

So the husband who's an IT professional This is the issue He works from home So he's at home all the time to see it His wife who comes from the north But she works in the city They bonded initially They met and

bonded over their love of animals. Uh-oh. And now the love of animals is drawn. They're a respected animal. She's a cat person. He's a dog guy. Uh-oh. Apparently during the counselling sessions,

the wife has alleged, this is all allegedly, that the husband's dog... Is it criminal? Can we not just... That the husband's dog repeatedly disturbs her cat and has attacked her cat,

leaving the cat anxious about it safety. I wish you hadn't said attacked because I really enjoyed the phrase disturbed. The cat's just trying to read. The cat's just trying to read. The cat's just chilling out. In the corner and the dog's there going, Poking her.

Want to play? You want to play? You want to play fetch? The husband has countered that. Before the marriage, they agreed that the wife would not bring her pets with her. However, she has. She's brought her cat from her home. The cat now loiters near the household aquarium and causes trouble to the fish.

And the dog is defending the fish. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a pet fight. We have a family pet wall. We have got a dog just trying to defend the safety of the fish. Yes. Matt, you've got a dog, a cat and fish. That's a busy household. And as someone who's fish died recently, you get it.

I mean, yours is eating my babes. If only I had a dog. Right. But to be fair, I don't know how the dog would have protected my fish from Babs's fish. From Babs's hungry fish. Oh, this is a chaotic household. According to India today, the husband said that the cat also turned violent towards the dog multiple times, violent. Yeah, well, if the dog's getting violent to start with because the cats are trying to eat the fish, this is just fighting fire with fire.

Yeah, yeah. This case from the lawyers. This is from his lawyer. Mr. Awashati added that the case highlights a deeper issue of growing emotional dependence on animals amid rising social isolation. Mate, this is what we talked about the other day. Where people falling in love with AI and sexting with their AI. We don't know how to be with people anymore. Exactly.

Now we're choosing our pets over people. They've been married now for nearly a year and they want to get divorced because, like, now your cat and my dog aren't saying, God forbid, one of them leaves. And you know what, to be fair, I say choosing. Pets over people, the guys had the dog longer, it sounds like, and the girls had the cat longer. Yeah. So they're actually choosing the companion who was around in the beginning. I think I kind of respect that.

Yeah. Because if you told me, if you told me this story ended up with her getting rid of the cat, I would have gone, she's bad. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Get rid of the husband. Neither is getting rid of their pet. I presume the fish is his. Because if he's getting really his back up and the dog's got a connection to them, I presume.

That would be wild if the fish were hers. Yeah. That's a whole custody battle now. Running a niche angle here, but on 13, 10, 60, did you break up because of your pet? Oh, I like that. Or even did it not go further because of your pet? Maybe you went out on a day.

Oh, yeah. You finally bring him home and your little chihuahua went off. You went, I reckon she's picking up something. See you later. Did the pet cause a fracture? Yeah. I like that. Yeah.

Because we know the dogs are very intuitive, particularly the dogs, very intuitive. Oh, yeah. Or maybe you're allergic. They wouldn't get rid of the... That's a big one, allergies. You're not a cat person, you've got cat allergies, you're trying to live in a bit. You can't sneeze in for the rest of your life. Tinkerbell's running all over your pillows and stuff.

Because she's got Tinkerbell. Yeah, yeah. 13, 1060, did your pet cause a fracture? Yeah. Or, do you like Papa Dump's? Has anyone had chutiny? Jeff and Ducco. Friday, Ducco.

I shared with you the very passionate conversation I had with my mother regarding my daughter's birth. Day cake. Oh, yeah. Boogie, boogie, booy. She turns two on Sunday, Ducko, and I thought, let's give Nanalea a job. Let's give her a job worthy of her skills so she can brag about the contribution she's made to the party. The Willie.

I thought she'd be thrilled. Cake gate. To be making the cake. Yeah. But, yes, the conversation we had on Friday was, for two weeks, she's not slept because she's agonising over executing this cake. We finally landed on a flat lay butterfly from the 90s. Women's Weekly magazine.

Yep. All weekend, Ducko, I've been fielding text messages, pictures, phone calls, and orders that are being shipped to my house. So we have landed on the ingredients I need to buy, how much buttercream frosting I need to buy. She is going to bring her own cake tins. Oh, wow. She's flying her cake tins.

She does live in state. She's flying in her own cake tins, stencils and decorating equipment. I had to show her every platter and flat surface I own in my house because she wants particularly square 30 by 30. I said, Ma, I've got shopping boards that are like 40 by 25. She went, not good enough. I need you to go buy a 30 by 30. So I'm actually going to put it out there.

If anyone has a square 30 by 30, save me some money. Well, surely they're not that expensive. Probably not, but I just can't fathom the logistics of how this is. How biggest cake. So this isn't, the initial cake you want it was the duck. I originally wanted to hell because she couldn't do it. She couldn't do it. Well, she was losing.

She could have done a ducker. Yeah, she could have. I've been tagging her and things on Instagram. Just trying to really let her know. Just really keeping it calm. Yeah. Yeah. You're right.

The duck was a little bit too logistical of a nightmare. Yeah. She did try and pay a cake baker locally, but she wanted $300 and a collaboration post. So I said, don't worry about that. I thought it was worth it. I'm going to start selling you around for collaborations too. Shut up.

I'm going to start trying to get things. Hey, Jess will do something for you. Don't pick me out. I'm going to, so she has also sent me the equipment she wants me to have. She goes, do you have a Kenwood? I said, I don't know what a Kenwood is. No. She goes, do you have beaters?

I said, what a beaers. Oh, the old school. Like the, yeah, yeah, yeah. So no one messaging, and Angus is messaging all our friends who are like known for their cakes. Yeah, not for their cooking. Do you have this? Do you have that? Jeez, this is a lot.

But this is the thing. She had a, she had a test. She did it. Yeah. She did a practice. Yeah. Here we go. Oh, okay.

Okay, so what's it meant to be? It's meant to be a butterfly. Okay. It's meant to be a cute butterfly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, show me, show me. Oh, it's a bit uneven. The wings are a bit uneven.

I didn't say that. It looks like, it looks good. It doesn't look great. Yeah. Is that lemon? What is that flavor? Yellow buttercream frosting. Yeah.

Like, oh, that's the other thing. She's shipped to my house. I got a notification. She's given my phone number and email to, I don't know what brands. Two liters of yellow dye are being shipped to my house. It looks like the Timu version of what you wanted. You know what I mean?

I didn't say that. Look, shy guy? What do you reckon? Looks great. A huge cake guy as well. Yeah, look. Is it too late for you to say, hey. She said thoughts.

And I'll say, well, would you say back? I said, oh my God, it's the best thing I've ever seen. I just want to zoom in on it. I just want to zoom in on the uneven wings. I just want to see where is it? Oh, yeah. I don't know. I don't know if you can give that to kids, even.

It looks like, it looks like when your kid comes over, it's like, Mom, look at my finger painting, and you're like, it looks so good, honey. And you're like, oh my God, it's a rocket ship. They're like, no, it's not. It's a ladybug. Of course it's going. So can you get it and not do it? Well, no, we've gone too far out.

Do you want me to go to the cheesecake shop? Actually, the only people who haven't, who have an RSV paid a shy guy and Bab. So are you guys coming? I can't go. Okay. Babs, are you coming? Do you not want the camera? No.

You'd say, I don't know. Yeah. Okay, well, Ducco, you're the only one there. So I'm going to need you to be really complimentary about it. Look at this cake. I'll go too far the other way. Yeah, yeah, can you say, how much did you pay for it? Yeah, actually, that's good.

How much did you pay for this? Did you end up getting the professional baker? Yeah, yeah. And I'll be, like, having a beer from like 10 meters away. I'm like, holy hell! Look at that great, glorious cake! Who did this? Nucco, nine, mine.

Jess and Ducco. On the weekend, it was my in-laws of fond. left. Not finally. I mean, it was a great time to have them here, but they've left. Two and a bit weeks. Yeah, he's two weeks. Two weeks. Cousins, Morgan's mom, Morgan's. And it was great to have them around. They're bringing friends. They're bringing friends. Yeah, truly. And, you know, like, no one was more tired than Flo and Pam. Pam was exhausted when they all left because they brought their dogs. The two little ladies in your life are on a schedule. And have been for six

months. Yeah. Everything goes out the window when Grandma and Grandpa come. It does. So we went out to a lunch on the weekend. It was like, Like a farewell lunch, you know, we're all... Get out of here. Get out of here. The last time we're going to see you for a while. Let's do a nice lunch. Obviously, took flow, but as you know, taking a child with sleep and wake windows to a lunch,

you sort of just need to roll with them and how it works. Absolutely. And it's that tug of war of, oh, should we just stay in the routine? I just crowbar. 90 minutes. You've got to eat guys. Yeah, we're chuffing off. And that's what we had to deal with.

No, I want to be free. Yeah. It's fine. She'll work around us. Morgan was very much of that. Like, oh, can we go? because she didn't sleep well at the start of the day. So she only had not enough sleep.

And I was like, let's just go. We'll try and get her to sleep in the pram because she doesn't really do that anymore. Do you and Morgan also have the conversations that Angers and I have? Do we take two cars? Yeah. If you need to leave, you can leave. Well, I said I will take her around the block in the pram if need be.

Because the thing is you can put her in the pram. Yeah, you can put her in the pram, but unless it has motion, she ain't sleeping. It needs motion. But you know what we did? She's like, well, I'm just staring at the roof now. Exactly. She gets over it. She's very wiggly now.

She's getting a lot more awake. So, you know what we did? We'd had the lunch, and then we'd fed her, and she was starting to get a bit feral. Okay, put her in the pram. We just put Morgan's phone at the base of the pram. Just pumped rain sound effects. Absolutely.

It's the Alan Duckett way. We need rain sound effects to sleep. Covered her over. Rain sound effects playing. I got an espresso martini, and I just cruised around the restaurant. You saw a hot laps. I reckon half an hour.

I did hot laps. And eventually... Anything to avoid a conversation with your influence. No, no. Do you want me to help? No, no, trust me, I'll take... No one pushes the pram like me. I'll keep moving.

I'll get it, guys. I'll get it. It's a dad thing. It's a dad thing. I'll do it. What are you guys talking about menstruation? That's fine. I'll keep circling.

Menstruation and mocktails? So I kept... Keep going, ladies. I kept pushing around, and then the staff at the restaurant saw me and notice what I was doing. So as they'd catch me on the outlap, almost like an F-1 pit crew, I'd come past them, and they'd be like, ducko, another cocktail. I was like, yes, please. Fantastic.

And then I'd come back around the second lap. They'd give me the cocktail I could keep walking with flow, pushing around. Like the baton exchange. In the relay. Exactly like that. And it's hard in the cocktail glasses. Those two-based. A lot of spillage potential.

I had to take first sip quickly while slowing down, then move up. Anyway, finally got to sleep. It was fantastic. Then we got the family. How many cocktails deep are you? Because now we're starting to get wonky. I have three espressoes. So you're getting drunker but also getting more amped up.

It is, it is just a drink driving prams just as irresponsible, you know? There should be laws for that. You need to put like a pee plater or something, just so people know, watch out for that guy. But the family all got involved in how can we do it? Can we ever go? And sure enough, so then we started getting like Morgan's mom had an interchange. This is like changing out the driver. Yeah.

So Max Vastappen goes down. We need to put another driver in. Because what I did, Jess, is I made it look really fun. Like cruise around the restaurant, having a laugh. But really, it was embarrassing as all hell. Everyone's watching you at the restaurant at the pound. I know the restaurant you're at. It's not exactly set up for a track.

No, no. So were you having to maneuver around people and tables? Sure enough, we give it to Morgan's mom takes a go. First thing, she hits into a chair of someone who's sitting at a table. Like, there's a huge gap. So not only if she bugged another patron, she'd also woken the kid up. Jess and ducco. Come on baby, let me grab a book from my shelf.

Let me sing all the lines for you. You know you gotta pick the melody So you could score a point or two Book Top Box! Babs has taken a book off her shelf. I have. She is going to sing us a passage from that book In the melody of a song, we're going to tell her what the song is.

What book are you reading today? It's called Once Upon a Broken Heart. Is it fantasy? Yes. Of course it is. Smutty? No, this one's pretty tame. Do they all just blend into one now? Yeah.

I'm actually running out of physical books because I've been using my Kindle. Oh, of course. Yeah. So you'll be kindling, it'll be Kindle-Tock Bob. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't quite roll off the tongue, doesn't it? Yeah.

Anyway, we never know. The game might not finish the year. We'll see. Yeah. I love it, personally, but, you know. No, we don't have that long. We're on the wine down to the end of the year now as it is. Man, it's a run to Christmas, as we said, even before Halloween is over.

All right. Let's go. Song one. Evangeline Stammington, though Christophe had been kind to her and his writing Do you want to met me? Ah, ah, ah, is it Gwint? No.

Oh, yeah, all her words were were twisted to she sounded like a penniless. Oh, I know the song, I don't know the name. Oh, my God. Or worse is it too late to a run she whisted. Man Eat, Aneli Fittato, yeah. That was sitting there for so long. That was Gwen Stefani? No.

Evangeline is another's girls I know I can't help it I don't hear any of the words All I hear And you All I hear is you

It's so distracting Okay okay I'll be quiet for this one But also like Winners win It's true All right Second one I've never had anyone

Mored by a wolf That's incredibly messy See when it's not me For her beat. I was finally meeting hers. But she's sworn. Since you've been gone? Yeah.

Oh, there he is. The inflections. The inflections. It was the inflections. Not getting caught up, that someone got mulled by a wolf. I looked at Jess. I got really distracted through that because I looked at Jess and she was a giggling. Bit hectic.

It's a hectic, yeah, mold by wolf that got really messy. Poor thing. Did she survive? Not evangeline. Yeah, what happened to the characters? That's the issue. We never get a resolution. We never know.

Oh, God. Okay, all right. All right, third song. But people were definitely watching. Oh, Jesus. It was quick. Slow down. Take me to dinner first.

That's the song. Yeah. Is it? Possibly. Is that it? Come on, sure you got more for us. You thrown me off. All right.

But people were. Definitely watching This is completely different At least half the eyes With the party We're on them from her peripheral vision She could see the crystal Nightlinger

Had taken out a pen and started jotting Things in a notebook If you're lucky We play this song every day It's a man I need Olivia day is Yeah it is You got one

No it's because I actually I just guessed a song we played on. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. Oh, that's what you were doing. The people were definitely watching. Yep. That was what that was. Okay. There we go. Hey, look, everyone's on the board now. The next point is. Now we get ourselves a game. Okay. Give me another clue. Here we go. All right. Here we go. Last one.

Evangeline didn't know if time was like magic can work differently. Oh. In the north that she would. Oh, oh. That it started moving. Fuster the instance, Jack strode away. Oh, man. Dinner took place.

At elaborate table. Oh, oh, ah, ah, kings of Leon. Yes. Use somebody. Yes. Yes. But Jess was a game. You won.

You won. And it feels so thin. Jess and Duckow. Now we've seen many iterations, of course, of the Bachelor, of the Bachelorette. And then we got a bit fatigued, I think, with all of it. Yeah. Oshah even got three at once. Yeah.

Tried to do that. Oshah was trying to do everything. He could to do that thing a fight. So we've had a little hiatus from the Rose ceremony, but it's back with a vengeance. And I've never seen more people talking about it, Ducko. We're excited. excited about this season's Bachelor and this series as a whole. It's called the Golden Bachelor.

That's right. We've seen this version in the States and it is people, you know, a little bit more mature. Older people looking for love, maybe they've had divorces, maybe they've all got kids a bit more baggage, higher stakes. Better stories, more life experience and we are so lucky to have carved out some time with Australia's first ever golden Bachelor. We get to meet him tonight, but we get to say hello. to bear this morning.

Hey, legend. Good morning. Good morning. How are you? We couldn't be better. Barry Bear, Mirden. The first question is, where does the nickname come from, bear? Well, I'm Canadian, so that's where bears come from, right?

Okay. I want you moved to Australia and someone's like Canadian. I'm not going to go maple syrup. Let's just go Barry the bear. Grizzly bear, black bear, brown bear. Are you the fiercest of all the bears, bear? I am indeed, yeah. So, Bear, how did you get involved in this, right?

Like, are you, because I don't think you were an influence or anything on that beforehand. And obviously, it's a unique show. Yeah, infrastructure engineer. How'd they track you down? Yeah. I, unfortunately, was single for some time because I lost my wife 14 years ago. But this, this unique experience just fell into my lap. I wasn't sure about it.

I actually rejected it three times. And then finally, I had the blessing of my boys. And I said, why not? You know, life is short, jump at opportunity, take risks. So here I am. Yeah, Bear, what was your initial hesitation to say no to the production company so many times? Were you worried about having the public spotlight on you? Most definitely, yeah.

It's just I didn't feel I was ready to be, you know, thrust upon into the spotlight, into the Australian spotlight. So, yeah. And this will be very watched bare, too, because as we've said, we're all excited for this new iteration. Bianca Dyer, I know she's on there. We've got Abby Chaffield's mum is on there. You've got some big names, better who already have followers. How did you go?

Because I've been married now for four years, right? But I have been with my partner for 12. I would be hopeless at a first date. How did you go after being in the wild for so long, coming back and doing lots of first dates? Well, I actually, what spurred me through it was that I, I knew they were as nervous as I was. So they're very brave to put themselves out there as well. And, yeah, we just went through it together.

It was a mutual understanding that we were both very nervous. We were all very nervous, yeah. So, Bear, can you, obviously, you're not giving anything away. We're going to see everything and meet all the ladies tonight and get to know you a little bit better. But filming's wrapped up, right? Like you've chosen your person. Yes. If I did, yes.

Oh, maybe it's all the honey badger. I left a more. Could I chose no one. That's, it's just so exciting to have opened the door and let Australia in and to have meet these amazing women. Do you find that now dating in your 60s, the life experience, there's more to bond over? Or is it an element of people are stuck in their way so you can make a quicker judgment? of, well, you're not the kind of person for me?

It's a bit of both. But I think we're all in it for the right reasons. You know, we've all been through love and loss. And, you know, we weren't looking for fame or fortune. We're just looking for someone to share our lives with. You're not looking for Instagram followers here. Which probably makes this more real and honest this show, right? Well, yeah, yeah.

What's Instagram? What's that? How do you do that? And bear, because obviously you're, you know, you're all 50s and 60s because you're all sort of you like what you like, you don't like what you don't like. Was there some girls straight away and vice versa with you where it's just like, this isn't flying. Like this isn't going to work. Like you could be pretty blunt with them. I tell you, we're all a very diverse group of ladies, very intelligent, very funny, all in their head, their own quirks.

and it was up to me and to find out who was most compatible and they had to like me as well so it was a mutual thing I can't imagine anyone not liking bear I mean we've figured you all the five minutes and you just seem so level-headed clearly a good heart

at what point do we get to meet your boys on the show and at what point do you feel comfortable introducing them to any of these potential ladies' prospects Well, they weren't overly fond about being on TV. So you might see him sporadically through this series. Well, they watch you bear on it? Like if there's a few episodes, maybe you're kissing up or cuddling up to some people. Are they going to be like, Dad?

Are they going to watch it? I think they're going to watch it with their hands on their face. It's like in a cringe pose. Dad's got game. Yeah, look at Dad, go. Look at those movies. Yeah, exactly. All right.

I don't remember if says the bear. Well, yeah. Did any of them make you do bear noises? Please tell me one of the women did that. No, no, no. Well, in private. Oh, okay. We can do bear hugs on camera, do.

Oh, yeah. But anything groundy, that's all of camera. Plenty of plenty of bear hugs. Yeah. Well, you can see it tonight. 7.30, sorry, on Channel 9 and 9. Now, bear, good luck with the season. Good luck with how it all rolls out on social media,

and it's an interesting beast. Tell your lady, love. I'll wait to talk to her eventually. If there is one. Oh, okay, I'm sorry, of course, of course. You'll have to watch and see. Absolutely. Thanks, Bear.

Have a good one. Thank you so much. You have to take it up, Justin Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alfa Bucks on hit. You have 30 seconds to answer. 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice.

And if you're unsure of the question, say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. Now, we are playing for $10,000. Our player is Amy. Hello, Amy. Hi. Amy. Hi.

Amy, it's a fresh week. How are you feeling staring down the barrel towards $10,000? Nervous. I'm still waking up, so I don't sure if the brain's working yet. Come on, Amy. It's 808. What do we do? Starjump, slap yourself in the face.

My daughter is in the back laughing at me, so. Okay, well, will your daughter be any help in this, or is she, you know, not going to help you at all? She's just going to probably just stare and laugh. Okay, probably a distraction, if anything. What's motivating you, Amy? What do you want to spend 10 grand on? Go on a holiday at the end of the year.

Okay, well, maybe you'd like to check out Wales. I've heard it's very nice in December. She flights to Wales. It also, also because that country starts with W, and that's what you're going to work with. Oh, perfect. All right. All right.

Your time will start after the first question. You ready? Yep. All right. Starting with the letter, switch on, Amy. I got, Amy.

Amy's surprised she got through. Yeah, I know. I should have had a coffee. Starting with the letter W, we need you to name a kitchen utensil. Passed. A flower. Water.

Something in the bedroom. Water bottle. A band? Fast. An animated film. Um, pass. A breakfast food? Wheatbex.

A musical. Wicked. An occupation. Working. An adjective. What? I fluked it. What?

No, I can't tell. Which was not in the test. You. Got me. You got... Dumme is not it. You got four. Kitchen utensil off the bat.

Hoisk is what we're after. A band could have been a wolf mother, an animated film, Wali. My mum's probably listening to this right now going, my daughter, my goodness. Oh, well, she's shaking her head. An occupation, worker. Couldn't really take that one.

I don't even think she said work. I think she said working. Working. Wedding planner, perhaps, or writer. An adjective could have been warm or weird. Look, Amy, we didn't even get We got four, but we did get a hundred dollars to spend at Birkenstock. Oh, how exciting.

There you go. You can treat your little Tootsons, maybe even your daughter's little Tootsons. Just some new birds. Thank you very much. You're welcome. You enjoy that, Amy. Thanks, have a good day. Thanks, Amy.

You too. It's a word to the wise, isn't it? If you're just waking up, it might be worth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you get through, don't know, surprised. Giving yourself five more minutes. Yeah. If you get on, you're on, baby.

Come on. Plunge. How quickly can you get to an ice bar? You just plunge you up. That'll wake you up. Yeah, at least you put some ice on your face or something. Stick your head in the freezer. Yeah, do something.

Do something. Do more. You got one opportunity. You do, one shot. Now you've got a mark next to your name. You can't play for a while. I don't know if Amy's ever playing again. I don't know.

Amy's disrespected her family. We'll wait till her daughter comes of age and then she can play for the family. Up next, speaking of disrespecting the family. Oh, yes. You've told me your father-in-law has been in town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's been some tense moments. He's left and I need to unpack.

I think the most disrespectful thing a human being can do to another human being. Oh, damn. Happened to me. It's always a power play with your father. Always. Always. What is the most disrespectful act? A human being can do to another human being.

I'll give you the example. My in-laws are recently in town they've just left. My father-in-law. First thing, he came back in because he'd gone back home. to work and then come back. So he's left you in the week. Yeah, yeah. He left you in the week.

And I'd mowed the lawn freshly for them when they arrived last weekend. And then obviously these days... They pick that apart. Yeah, yeah. These days the lawn's growing so quick in summer coming to it. He comes back. He goes, geez, you didn't give the lawn a roll. You didn't give the lawn.

It's like I did six days ago. He knew. He knew. Anyway, what I want to get down to, which I was Shooka. So he wanted to borrow my car to drop essentially, long story short, drop a friend home, whatever, right? It was going to be a 10-minute drive he was in the car. He was like, can I take your car?

He's got his car. His Tesla is there. I'm like, obviously he wants to get off the electric and just jump in the big boy's diesel. He wants to jump in the Ford. He hasn't been behind the wheel of a diesel in a long while. He wants to feel it. He wants to feel a per.

He's like, can I take your car? The rumble in his loins. I was also thinking maybe it was like a charge thing, done enough charge and I don't know what it was. And I was like, yeah, okay, you can take my car. He takes my car. Honestly, it's a 10-minute drive. Like, that's all it is.

Comes back. When I get in the car the next day. Yeah. Do you want to know what, the extent of what this man has changed in my vehicle? Well, I can imagine your father-in-law. He's tall. He's a tall. He's about double your height.

I can imagine your seat was changed. Seat height and seat distance. No, that's fair. That's fine. Seat height and distance. So he's moved all the way back and lower. Okay. To really just prove a point.

He has then changed the middle mirror, obviously. He's then changed the two side mirrors. Well, he's got to be safe, Ducko. How do you want him to park? He's then put the air con all the way hot because he gets so cold all the time. He's then put the radio on AM, which I've never had it on AM in my car before, for a 10-minute drive where he had a passenger in the car. That is actually quite.

But also just the double, you work on FM. I know what I mean? It's a real slap. It's a real slap. It's like, I hate what you do for a living. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to chuck it on AM. I want to learn something.

This is the worst, though. None of this is the worst. This I couldn't believe. He changed the steering wheel height. He has gotten the steering wheel and raised it up. He has spent longer adjusting the settings than actually commuting in your vehicle. I got in the car and he was still there and I said, this is a new car.

Am I driving a spaceship? What has happened to my vehicle? You would have felt so little. I was tiny. I couldn't reach anything. My foot couldn't reach the pedals. My hands couldn't reach the steering wheel. You really got to reach the lever to then adjust the seat.

Couldn't do anything. And he's like, oh, yeah, I changed that. Oh, I changed that too. All right, and I was like, how many things did you change for a 10-minute drive? You psycho. I was happy to leave him the whole way. You got the safety. Near as comfort.

I get it. Stere wheel height is very targeted. I was like, how do you even do? Who changed it? I've had that many new cars. I never changed the steering wheel. I've had the car I've had for nearly a year. I only just discovered the sunroof opens.

He's worked out. That's a whole other fan. But he's worked out. That little latch, that's not an obvious change. Would you ever change a steering wheel? Not a steering wheel. I'd maybe change the seat. I'd maybe change the seat.

Yeah, yeah. The height thing I get that. Steering wheel? Did you even know how to change the steering wheel back? Had to YouTube. I lowered it too much. And now the problem is right. I never get it back.

I think I've changed every setting in my car back to what it was, but it still feels foreign to me, driving it. It feels alien. It feels utilised by another man. Yes. He's taken. my car for a drive and spin? He's used and abused it, you know?

You know, what you should have done? Fine, well, I get to have a go in the Tesla. Yeah, he's never let anyone else drive that thing. Oh, but you're allowed to drive his. You know what he did do, actually? It's so good. He was here for like half an hour, and he reversed his Tesla into a pole, trying to park it in the Airbnb driveway. And I was like, doesn't your Tesla have enough bells and whistles,

that thing will explode before you hit a pole? It doesn't have like auto brake if it goes, I'm about to collide with something. In fact, how bad a driver can one be to crash a Tesla? Hang on, so you still let him take your car? Yeah, I did actually. You would have had grounds to say, no, sir. I should have stand. That's a missed opportunity.

I didn't think about that. My, my, my, your branded vehicle. I didn't think about that. Hey, man, you actually crashed your Tesla. You shan't be driving on. I can't trust you. Sorry. First of all, we should send him, like, license renewal or, you know, safe driving courses in the post now.

Or an eye test. But anyway. 13, 10. I'm picking up what you put. Disrespectful acts. We're not talking about someone stole your misses. No. I don't mean if you want to contribute.

I don't mean you could win the Reflections Holiday Park. But the disrespectful everyday acts. I feel like we might get a few more in-law stories, Ducko. I'd welcome it. We welcome it. Whatever it may be. Disrespectful acts. Give us a call.

We'll get you on. Jess and Duckow. Jess and Duckow. In-laws are in town. Father-in-law borrowed my car. Honestly, I reckon it's a 4K drive. To be completely honest, that's how long he drove. Sounds like he spent more time adjusting every setting that you would have got to your exact measurements, preferences, comforts.

He spent longer undoing all that. Undoing all good work. Then he spent actually in the car driving the mate home. Seat height, seat distance, middle mirror, side mirror, aircon, radio, steering wheel height, all changed. Who knows how to do steering wheel? I don't even know how to pop the bonnet. And your father-in-law... You're a one end of the spectrum, aren't it?

And your father-in-law has worked out how to adjust steering wheel. Steering wheel height. I couldn't believe it. You'll never get that back to the way you had it. The funniest thing is our friend was sitting in the front seat with him while he's doing it because he was dropping her home and she's just there like, okay, yeah, yeah. He's probably done a fart on your seat as well. Oh, he would have.

He would have let one go. Megan on 13, 1060, disrespectful acts. What are you got? Hello. Hello? My mother-in-law cut my daughter's here. Oh, with me again. She not only, like, cut it like a hairdresser wood.

She card it up in a ponytail, platted it, then trimmed ends. Hang on, was this her first ever haircut as well, Megan? Yes. Oh, my God. Doesn't everyone know this? Is that like a milestone? That is a milestone. And that is a parent.

And I'm going to be very just black and white here. That is the mom's call. Yes, yeah. Not a mother-in-law's call. Did she even ask you at all, Megan, beforehand, or you just got home and it was done? No, a little while later, I took it to the hairdressers, and they said, what's happened to a hair? It's all these different lengths. She butchered it.

That is. I thought people knew that. That is. That's bad. That's disrespect. That's bad. Ellie, I love this. You've got another mother-in-law incident.

Hi, Jess and Ducca. How are you? Oh, and Ellie. Thanks for joining the show. Always. So this is not a mother-in-law. This is actually my mother. Oh, okay.

Okay. So my mother, no offence to anyone listening, but my mother is a vegan. And my mother is a very pushy vegan. And my mother took it on her own accord to show my three-year-old exactly how his chicken nuggets are made from Abattoir to plate. Oh, my God, obviously, I don't want to use the word warp, but I'm going to warp him into coming on to vegetarian vegan turf? Well, from my point

of view, three-year-olds have enough trouble getting their diet rides because they're so just to get something in the mouth. It's not enough to get him to eat the nuggets. Yes. Oh, my God. Has that now scarred him off chicken nuggets? Nah, he loves them.

Millie on 13, 10, 60. Most disrespectful acts, what do you got? Morning guys. My colleagues, I was going to be specific then. Okay. Don't replace the toilet paper at work. Then it restock any of the, if they use the last tea bag,

the kitchen roll goes unreplaced. And it's like somebody one day is going to be caught doing a caca in the office. And they're going to have to pay for it. Millie will never get caught doing a caca without the toilet paper because it sounds like Millie is the only one replacing. It's like you're working with children, Millie. It is. It's easier to wrangle cats.

Yeah. Well, Shagai here leaves butter on the benches and just walks off. Oh, my God. Gate. Yeah. Well, wasn't him or was it the guy from sales? We never got to the bottom of that. And Ryan, your best mate, disrespected you.

Yeah, yeah, it was quite a shock. It took a bit to work out the lies and the receipt. But, yeah, most definitely I'd been working with, he was my best friend at the time for five years building. And meanwhile, my partner at the time was having a fair with him. He'd come over regularly for drinks and barbecue. cues. I was oblivious to all of it. The best actors and lies I've ever met in my entire life. I'm no longer with that woman now. But yeah, it went on for apparently about three years before

I caught them out with text messages and stuff like that. It was absolutely crazy. I actually have free children to this woman. And I've been single ever since. I've been single now for over three years because it's just I can't go back to that. How can you trust anyone, like your best mate and your partner? That's illuminating two of the big categories. I was with this man every single day. We worked every day from

dusk till dawn. It was absolutely insane. The deceit and lies and excuses and things that she would make up, that she was going shopping and actually she was coming to meet up with him while I watched the kids. Oh, you watch the kids. Absolutely mind-blowing. I'm now. A full-time father of

my free kids. Yes, yes. And she He's ran off and doing her own thing now. Do you know, Ryan, if they, did they end up going off together? Or no, they didn't even continue? No, no, no, they didn't at all, no. Oh, bloody hell. He's in a totally different town now and he's off doing his own thing alone, actually. So, yeah, it's absolutely crazy.

But I'm actually holidaying with my kids now in our caravan traveling around. We're currently at Southwest Rock. There you go. And just shooting in, J.D. We love that. Appreciate you, Ryan. Well done, Ryan. It's a feel good story in the end there. Yes, yes.

So one thing, changing a steering wheel height, it is. He's another taking a friend's wife. It is. Does it make you feel a little better? It does. Take the steam out of war's disrespect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's levels of disrespect here.

There's levels of disrespect. Jenny, on 13, 1060, wrap us up. Most disrespectful act. So, take me to the ex-mother-in-law. I was, you know, just new mom, having a baby. She, and I was at Temworth Hospital, so little hospital. and she was a midwife. She decided that she wanted to come in

and see what was happening without asking and I had my feet up in the stir. Oh, so she was like, like, you're in labour. Yes, I was in labour. She was like, I'm just going to come in and see what's going on. Let the door open

and the cleaners that were walking past the side of the stop and have a look as well. If you're going to come and poke your head in, Or at least close. Check this one out. Or at least come and help. Yeah, yeah. Just come and sticky beak.

You're a midwife. Yeah. My midwife at the time. She's like, I don't think you should be in here. And she's like, I'm a midwife, okay? I'm coming in to have a look. Not even to assist. That is so strange.

Did she come in and give her son some treats as well? Thanks, Mom. I've been so parched watching this happen. Jess and Ducko. Ducco, yes. I just wanted to get you across. the latest in the dip of my parenting journey, the roller coaster that is having an almost two-year-old.

We had a little friend's birthday party yesterday at the park. So we roll in hot off the farmer's market. We're like, come on, let's go get some cupcakes and sing happy birthday to our little friend, Tommy. Very wholesome, okay. So is this, how do we know Tommy? Is it a family friend of yours or? So this is a mum I connected with in prenatal yoga. Okay.

And then we find out how parallels, you know, We were a week apart, same obstetrician. We both have ridge backs. So it was a beautiful relationship. That's the main key takeaway. Amen. Unfortunately, the children, I mean, they get along fine, but they don't play together. I don't know if that's just Lucia being an independent kid, but we go to the park.

All she wanted to do was play with the things herself. And I'm literally going, can we give Tommy his present? Can we go down the slide with Tommy? Can we sing happy birthday to Tommy? And she literally looks and goes, no. I don't like that kid. And continues pretending to do the digger. I'm like, all right, I'll go sing.

I'm here to represent my kids somewhere. Tommy's like, who's this crazy lady in her cake with no child? I know, because they don't feel creepy. I swear I'm here with a kid. It's one of the great gated off playground. So, you know, the kids can roam free. But I look like a weirder. I don't know where the kid is.

Whenever I see Shire go to playground, I'm always like, mate, why are you here? I'm calling someone. I'm flagging it. But there was an incident, like I go. As I said, we're at a beautiful. neighborhood playground but there's homes and it's all around like across the road next to it and it's in a little laneway so it's a beautiful safe space but really close

neighbours right on top of the park and we're there for like 10 minutes and I start smelling what I thought was blood and bone fertilizer you know that really intense I don't know if you've ever used it in the garden just stinks beyond anything imaginable and the only reason it sort of triggered something for me was a couple of of years ago, my husband was running an event that the neighbours were not happy about locally and they put blood and bone fertiliser at the morning of the event.

And Angus was like, what a dog act to try and obviously be very off-putting. Yeah, it triggered. You know, scent is the sense most closely linked to memory. So it triggered something in me at this playground. And I went on a bloody rip and tear. And I'm like to the mum of, you know, oh my God, who's these neighbours?

You know, you bought near a playground. You're going to put blood. and bone, you know, Sunday morning's going to be busy. How could you do that to the children? This is disgusting. Here's the accent. Here it comes. Yeah, I was getting merely worked up.

It's bubbling. Yeah. And she sort of was just nodding, being like, oh, you know, whatever. She's not going to let it ruin her kids party. Yeah. And then Lucia's climbing up the thing and slides down the slide and runs past me. And I go, geez, that smell is really wafting. Oh, no.

That blood and bone. Anyone else smell the blood and bones? It smells like it's almost on the move. Oh, no. And then I went. Oh, yeah. That blood and bones not coming from my kid, is it?

Did the quick check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pulled a napier back going, oh. It was a full blood and bone. Sorry, neighbours. That's none of you. That's just my kid. Absolutely terrible.

Oh, it's just on a full turd. Oh, yuck. And then I had to apologize. It was smelling that bad that you... Bro, he was so bad. Oh, no. I contemplated leaving. I went, I can't even...

Where am I going to? What did you do? So I took her behind the bushes, like an absolute creeper. Yeah. To change her there. How did you just lie it on the ground? Yeah, I didn't bring anything. I went, I'm not going to walk all the way to the car.

And I also don't want that stench in my car. Was there a toilet? No. No. So we literally had just layer on the, and you can imagine how nice that was in the bindies and the sticks and the leaves. But I think even she realized this is a, this is an offense.

This is a weapon of mass destruction. Yeah, was it bad in there? It was bad. Was it bad? It was bad. But then I had to sort of go, what the hell was in those cupcakes? What's center off?

I was going to say, she's your. daughter. So if she's been on your diet. What did she eat in that morning at the farmer's market? I mean. Like, imagine if Angers had to change your nappy. You're getting around at an event. Lucky, I'm a big girl. Are you sure that event Angus said it was the people putting him off or it was

just you getting around? Well, now that we say that, Duckow. Jeff and Duckow. Friday's live, of course, on the weekend just gone. Now, we did ask on the air, did Mariah Kerry play a low one for Christmas? A few rice cookers have gotten touched on the text line. 04-8-18-106 line.

You can always message in. Said yes. She was. 100% finished with all I want for Christmas. She even made it snow. Cool. That's a bit of fun. Stacey said she thawed out. And the last song was Christmas.

Of course. What a way to go. What a way to go. Yeah, that'd have been nice. I like that. Because usually we wait till Boubley. Yeah. Booble is the one who thaws out all year and then he hits us.

Give us your boobley. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. But he's not here for Friday's live. He's not on the tour circuit. Yeah. So, Mariah, Mariah has officially... Michael Boobloy. Yeah, yeah.

People are really scraping. Who's left? Yeah, who's left? It'll be the new generation. No, it'll be like your Olivia Dean's coming up. You know, you're up and comers. You can say Booblay does a bit of R&B, you know? He's a crooner, man.

He does whatever he needs. We love Booboo. He's a friend of the show. He's a friend of the show. Briar, not so much. We couldn't get it. Shy guy said, like, three emails. could not get her.

She doesn't acknowledge time. Never does. So doing breakfast right yet. I can't be like Mariah, you're okay, 8.10? I don't do time. She's like, what's 8.10 a flat line? She's like, when I call, if you're there, pick up. And maybe she called him we weren't here.

I reckon that's what's happened. Babs, you're not here manning the phones, Saturday and Sunday as well? Because that's where Mariah would have called. I wasn't here, sorry. God. The fish are dying. Mariah is calling in. And, you know, we are leaving.

your things to the wayside. Imagine that. We've missed Mariah. You know what we need? When to get a JD voicemail hotline that you can call on the weekend at any time, even if you get drunk, leave us a voice message and we'll play it back on the Monday. I like that a lot. I like that. That's what we need. Shire guy? We can do that. We can do that. It'll go straight to a voicemail.

It'll be a different number. Yeah, a different number. We can do that. Let's chuck out of it. We've got 13, 10, 60. We've got the text line. We're telling me what to go to the DM. Imagine that. Imagine that we come in a Monday morning. We're just getting drunk calls from, and we play them on Monday morning at the same spot every time. I don't hate it. We'll work on that. Yeah, that's fine.

Then we could do some guerrilla marketing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just, like, go out and about on a Saturday night and just give people the phone number. Yeah. See what they do. See what they do. Yeah, yeah. You get people crying, thinking it's their ex.

Ah, that's a drunk dial. Yeah. Babs' friends will have 100% call. Absolutely. I'm with Babs in a cab right now. Say hi. I bet Babs his mother-in-law on the weekend. I'm so she would call leave a voicemail.

Yeah, you did. Mother-in-law was a... I wanted to dig down on that more, but... That's how she introduced herself to her. I know. I didn't put her on that. She said that. How do we feel about that, Barbara?

I didn't really give it much thought. Oh, see, because you're a staple in the family. And we just spoke for 10 minutes about how lucky we are all to have you. Oh, yeah. Hope you're feeling the good juju. Except for the fish. The fish aren't super lucky to have you. They're dying.

They're fine. They're fine. They are fine. The fish are fine. Our favorite adjective. Hey, missy this show, as I say, grab it on this and I'll be a podcast. We're back tomorrow. It's going to be another good one.

Action class. Ooh, is that back, is it? Hello. Oh, you know what we haven't had in a while? Conspiracy Corner. I've been looking. You've been trying to help me. No, it's Jess's corner.

You don't need to help. I can't love you. I try and find some, and I'll send it to you on the sleigh. Oh, man, I heard a doozy other day, and I was going to message you, but I've forgotten about it already. Okay, that's right. We've run out of time now. Let's dedicate some good time to it. I'm happy to open the corner to Duckoe.

No, no, no, no, no, no, too corner. I couldn't possibly dabble in. Join the club. I thought the idea of this was you had some. Every fortnight, you were going to come with us with the new conspiracies. I only am going to bring you the goals. I'm not just going to bring you anything, Ducco. You reckon I can just, anything will make it to the corner.

Speak to Liam in audio. He'll sort you out with some good ones. Listen, I'll bring you when I'm happy with the evidence. I lay in bed last night. I went, we haven't done that in a while. Why is that coming? I love that you've missed it. I only want to bring you properly thought out.

Research. Like giants and pyramids. Credible. Okay. Conspirators theory. There's a doco on. I might get the age wrong. Babs will probably know the answer.

27. I believe all the celebs who died at the age of 27. The 27 club, baby. 27 club. Kerkabang. Yes. Amy Winehouse. Yes.

And that was about it. Actually, I think they might be able to the club. Elvis. There's a 27 and a 33. That's what I found out. I don't remember. Do you know how long Elvis was constipated for before he died? We talked about this.

We did this. We talked about this. Was that us? That was us, babe. Four months. That was my sister-in-law. No, I was ours. Damn.

It was Richard two weeks ago. Who else? Who else have you talking about? That's why I got started to tell you. Why I'm making my wise cross there? That's us. Was that you? Four months.

I thought Shaga wasn't here for that. He was in this show closer. No, he's in a podcast. It was on Friday. Why did we talk about... Babbs, use your mic. It was in the podcast, but I feel like it wasn't Friday. Why is that relevant on my brain?

Why is it? Because you just brought up Elwood. Anyway, conspiracy corners, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring it back. Four months he was constipated. Yeah, so that was you. It was just wild scenes. Yes. I can do a poo corner if that's what you thought.

Oh, cuck's a corner. Four months constipation is just crazy. That's not a conspiracy. That was from the coroner. They cut him open and went, Jesus. Man, this conspiracy theory is going to kill me now until I can remember it. Anyway, whatever. We'll circle back.

I'll try, but I want you to bring it back at some stage. Only if the research has been done. Is there ever research into conspiracies? Just watch an episode of Joe Rogan. Yeah, we'll get some. Do my own research. It's not Joe Rogan's conspiracy corner. Yes, Jess is.

Giants. Yeah, but inspo. Anyway, you get the truth. I can go back to the Giants again. You want to talk about Giants again? I'll talk about giants again. Anyway, we're out of here. We've expired.

Get the podcast. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye. How have you take your nun? Take it well. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast.

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