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Episode Date: January 30, 2025

Jess took Lucia to the Bluey show, Ducko put Pam to the test and we talk movie quotes!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new loose change menu has dropped at Macca's. OMG. T's and C's apply. Jess and Ducco. This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Welcome everyone to the podcast. What's up? What's up, players?

But did you die? You're going to hear that a little bit in the show. Ducco wanted to ask the question, are you using a movie quote in your relationship at home? A lot. That it's annoying other people. Yeah. Michelle. Michelle?

Michelle. Called and gave us that one. I didn't know that was from The Hangover. Yeah. And her. Mr. Chow says it. Yeah. And he's talking about that.

He's like, you did this to me. Alan's like, you did this. And he's like. Did she say The Hangover 2? Did I even know there was a second Hangover? There's three. There's three, yeah. Holy moly.

The third one's absolute trash. The second one's like, okay. This is a dumb question. Is it all they have a big night and then they're hungover the next day? The second one is in Thailand. It's the same. Sure. But then the third one is like, no.

Which one with the tiger? That's the first. Oh, that's the first. Maybe I've only seen the first one. The first one's the best by far. Yep, right. Then the second one. And then the third one's a bit far.

Did that launch Bradley Cooper's career? Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, the guy who's a dentist. Yes, with the big teeth. Zach Galifianakis, it launched him. I was going to say, what did Zach do before that? Mr. Chow, that actor, it launched him. He was in a TV show before or after. Unbelievable what that movie did.

I did not know who Bradley Cooper was before that movie. And Bradley Cooper had been in Sex and the City and done a few things. He'd gone to acting school. Whose boyfriend was he in Sex and the City? He hooked up with Carrie for a few episodes. Shut up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that funny to look back at these?

It's like Margot Robbie was on Neighbours. What? Bradley Cooper was in the wedding crashes before that. He was the angry guy in the wedding crashes who was actually Claire's husband. Oh, with the preppy jock kind of dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're absolutely right. So he was in a few things.

And now he's like a full leading man. And now he's like, yeah. You've got to start somewhere, guys. You can't just start as, what's Bradley Cooper's biggest movie? Silver Linings Playbook? It'd be up there. It'd be up there. American Sniper.

Oh, that's a good movie too. He's done a few good films. Burnt is good. Have you seen Burnt with the chef? I actually haven't seen that. Oh, I love any movie around a kitchen. Shock horror. Yeah, yeah, surprising.

He is great. It's like a full neurotic chef. He has a breakdown. But you don't like the show Bear, which is funny. I found Bear so anxiety-inducing. Anxiety-inducing, yeah. And I hated how the cousin kept calling him cousin. Cousin!

Cousin! I didn't like that. Cousin! Yeah. That show is excellent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too good for me. Bear's a great show.

I love Bear. That won a lot of awards. It did, yeah, yeah. Bear's a great show. I love Bear. That won a lot of awards. It did, yeah. Season three is a bit shit, but season four is about to come out. Have you seen the movie Chef? That's a great cooking movie. Have I seen that again? It's Jon Favreau.

Yes, I have seen that. Where he has the food truck. Yes, I have seen that. Excellent. Cooking movies make me hungry, man. Oh, that's very fair. And Burnt is one of my favourites because who's the girl in it? Naomi?

Voldemort's in that, isn't he? Isn't Voldemort the guy in Burnt? I don't, I don't know. What's his name? Ralph Fiennes? Ralph Fiennes. Is he in Burnt? Is he not?

Maybe I'm getting, he's in some cooking. He's in a cooking movie. Maybe he's in the cooking movie that's like a thriller. Ralph Fiennes cooking. Oh, that's a different movie. That's called The Menu. Oh, yes. That looks creepy.

That looks terrifying. Yeah, yeah. I haven't seen that Sienna Miller is in Burnt And she makes Cacio e Pepe Which is my second favourite Italian dish So I like her in a cooking movie Behind

What's number one? Chef Chef is my favourite cooking No no Italian dish Oh oh oh Lasagna? Pasta?

What is it? Cabanara? No it's aglio e olio I don't know what that is Are you just saying words? Yeah I'm saying words in Italian It's oil and garlic That's it Really? So it's aglio e olio. I don't know what that is. Are you just saying words? Yeah, I'm saying words in Italian. It's oil and garlic. That's it.

Really? So it's basic? Basic as shit, but it's the best. Where does lasagna rank in your Italian food? See, my mum's lasagna is my favourite food, but I don't have access to it all the time. That makes it all the more special, though. It does. Absolutely, it does.

Speaking of foods, our friends at Red Rock Deli have hooked us up with their new flavour of chip, which I've been excited to try also because you know I'm a chip. You're a big chip man. Huge chip connoisseur. For a non-junk food guy, chips is your vice. Yeah, chips are my vice. And you love, what's the Red Rock, the three cheese. So the trio of cheeses Red Rock Deli is the greatest

most addicting chip you'll have. Because you've talked about trio of cheeses for a little while, but just the other day posted on Instagram, going, I just want to reiterate. Was it on sale or something, or did you just have a fresh bag? And you went, I've got to tell the people. I had to tell the people. And a lot of people were like, got it and sent me photos,

like having this because you had it. And initially, like, it's not that great. And then by the end of the packet, they were like, that was fucking fantastic. So I'd love to get a lot. And I love Red Rock Deli has sent a bowl too, because I think chips in a bowl elevates the flavour. Can we get a live taste test?

Where is the packet? Right there. And I want to know if it knocks trio of cheeses off its purse. This is spicy chilli sriracha. Babs, please get the bowl. Put some chips in the bowl for us on this side of the desk. The thing I think Red Rock Deli do so well is they literally, whatever they say the flavor is, it does taste like the flavor.

Even the beef rendang and like those really. I don't love the beef rendang, but it does taste like beef rendang. Or like the smoky barbecue ribs. They taste like that. This is, I don't want to be negative to Red Rock Deli. What's the worst of the flavors? Honey soy chicken. Oh, my God. I love that. I couldn't agree with be negative to Red Rock Deli. What's the worst of the flavours? Honey soy chicken. Oh, my God.

I love that. I couldn't agree with you more. So basic. So overrated. Yeah. So overrated. Lemon and cracked pepper's really good. And do you remember, I think it was a limited time, champagne, vinaigrette, shallot?

Yeah. How fucking good was that? Sorry, what are these? These are spicy chilli sriracha. And you know what? They're not spicy, but they do have that srirachary taste. I was about to say, what's that on the back of the palate, to use my wine terminology, the back of the palate?

They do have that. Oh, I like those. See, I reckon they do have a bit of heat, but I'm not great with chilli. I'm pretty good with spice now. Okay. I was a lemon and herb guy at Nando's, and now I can go like above medium. Goddamn. I know, I'm proud of myself.

I like barbecue basting the best. They do, um, they don't, they don't have a lot of kick, but they do have that sriracha sort of flavouring at the back. There's like a layer there. There is. There's something that, I can't put my finger on it. Do you reckon it is sriracha? I love sriracha.

I put sriracha on a lot. I don't know if I've just. Do you reckon it is Sriracha? I love Sriracha. I put Sriracha on a lot. I don't know if I've just got, because the packet is red. I'm a very visual person. It's giving me the sour cream sweet chili. It's on that cusp. Are you getting a hint of sour cream? It must be similar. Are you avoiding?

No, I had some. Oh, you did. I didn't see how. I'm reading the email I got from her. What do you think? What tasting notes have they sent? It's nice. I think it does.

It's got the sour cream, but without the cream, right? Yeah, yeah. I'm getting something. There's something there. Yeah, they're sweet, chilly sour cream, and these are spicy sriracha. I feel like I can taste cream. It does have a bit more spice as you have a few more. It sits there on the tongue.

A kick of garlic and paprika. I'm definitely getting paprika. Yeah. Or maybe it's garlic. Maybe that's what that is. There's also a Sriracha spice line with Red Rock Deli. So you can text a number. Oh, yeah.

And what does that do? Text 0458 HOT HOT. And what happens? Let's do it right now. Hang on. Stand by. Give me the number. Text the words Red Rock Deli. No, but what's the phone number? 0458. You know what it is now. Hang on. Standby. Give me the number. Text the words Red Rock Deli.

No, but what's the phone number? To 0458. You know what that is? That's onion. 468. Oh, my God. That's onion. 468.

A new one. Get it. And the words Red Rock Deli. Red Rock Deli. That's it? Yep. And what happens? Let's find out.

That tastes like onion. Taste it again and now think of onion. I think you're absolutely right. Taste it again and think of onion. All of you taste one now and think of onion. You would be good. MasterChef, the only game I like on MasterChef is where they line up all the contestants and they have a dish and they have to go down the line and name everything in the dish just

by tasting it. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it starts getting like, I think I'm getting bay leaf. Yeah, yeah, really. You'd be good at that game. Yeah. 100%. Yeah, it's onion.

It's the onion that has the aftertaste. It's almost like uncooked or undercooked onion. It's not caramelised onion. It's onion you just smell in cooking in a pan straight away and you're like, ooh. So I've got a reply from the Red Rock Deli hotline. Yes. Thank you for wanting to spice up your snack game.

Like any hotline, the Sriracha Spice line takes SMSs on weekdays from 9 till 5 between the 4th and 7th of Feb. So it's not open yet. Please reach out when the hotline is open. Chilly emoji. There we go. Well, these aren't in the shelves. Set a reminder for the 4th of Feb.

I'm going to put up an Insta story about these today and tag Red Rock Deli as I do for all my chip-flavouring things. I'm looking to be the Red Rock Deli ambassador. Would you be comfortable next week? We won't do it on air. It's way too visual. We're going to blindfold you. I'm going to do a Red Rock

taste-off. You reckon you could pick them? Mostly. Some of them are like the smoky barbecue ribs and the Chipotle ones. We might do one rando, but the others will be classics. Honey, soy, balsamic salt and vinegar, lemon and cracked pepper, trio of cheeses, like all those

I'd be able to get. Let's not buy them. Shy Guy, right back to Red Rock Deli and say, hey, we've got a Red Rock Deli aficionado. Please send us a range. We want to do a- Red Rock Deli are fans of the show. Remember everyone was doing the Coke Pepsi blind challenge? I want to do that with you and chips. Truly, Red Rock Deli are my ultimate favorite chip, and I am a chip connoisseur, and I'm

a chip snob. And again, I want to reiterate, very healthy boy. I am. Chips are my boss. Chip is your Achilles. That's a three and a half health star rating. You're an Achilles heel. Yeah. Is a chip. Hell yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I love a good chip. Like Brad Pitt in Troy. Yeah. He had the actual heel issue. Yeah, all the arrow went through the Achilles tendon. That's right. You, um. Yeah. Why was his name Achilles before the Achilles issue? Like which came first, chicken or the egg? There was a quiz trivia question about this.

Shut up. Yeah, the Greek mythology and the character in that was called Achilles, and I can't fucking remember. Is that why they targeted his Achilles? I think the whole shooting the arrow through his Achilles was just for the movie. Right. Is that not what his actual demise was? I always thought that that's how he got the name Achilles, but no.

Yeah, right. It's like your name being Iris, as Kate Winslet's character is in The Holiday, and then being shot through the eye. You know what I mean? Just trying to get the Iris. What other body parts and names? Sorry, Jess, that's just far too niche. Babs, back me up.

It was a great movie. Her name's Iris, right, but she doesn't actually get shot. Were you listening? Obviously not, Tiger. Thanks, Babs. Thanks for your contribution. That was awesome. The tacos are turning.

I live for the turning of the tacos. No, it's not turning. I'm just saying. This is fucking Bon Jovi's a band all over again. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Oh, goodness gracious. Oh, that's a bit of fun.

No other body parts a name, is it? I don't think so. The sphincter? I don't think so. The sphincter? I don't know any babies named sphincter. They should be. You've got one on the way. You're considering that as an option? Honestly, why not?

Vagina. Getting shot in the vagina. What did you just say? You just drifted off into thought there. She said gina is a name, like 40-year-old virgin. Yeah. In Gina? No, it's gina.

Yeah. And her tit falls out. Yeah, yeah. Far out. Good movie. This is going to slay. Absolutely. Yeah In Gina No it's Jina And her tit falls out Yeah Alright Cool movie This is going to slay Absolutely Anyway We'll do a chip off

We'll do a chip off Yeah yeah See if I can taste the different flavors That'd be fun Johnson Johnson Alright babs Don't let her keep going

This is fun She's coming out of her shell Keep going You just Yeah yeah What is it? Her segment inadvertently became a phoner Which is like the pinnacle This is fun. She's coming out of her shell. Keep going. You just, yeah, what is it? What else do you see? Her segment inadvertently became a phoner, which is like the pinnacle.

And now she's gotten way too big for her dude. This is a knee pressure. We'll get your sting ready for yourself. She is like Jonah Hill in Wolf of Wall Street when he's really cooked on the lute. And he's like, Steve Madden. I'm like, what is it? He's like, Steve Madden. I'm like, what is it? He's like, Steve Madden. Babs is there like, Johnson.

We're going to call you Jonah now. Johnson. Sound like you're melting. Do you know the scene I'm talking about? I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Johnson. Johnson.

Anyway. Anyway, great stuff. Can't we laugh? It's a good show today. It's been a good week too It's been a great week Fuck I wish we could do Four day weeks forever

Why don't we get Powered down James As the office does Yeah Why is that Can we send an email To someone about that I've tried

You've tried for you So all of a sudden Shark guy's not in On fucking Fridays The answer back is You do less hours Than everyone else I'm like bullshit

Because we do hours In the other We start the day earlier And also And certainly not you and back Just because we leave at than everyone else. I'm like, bullshit. Because we do hours in the Arvo. We start our day earlier than you. Start earlier. And also. And certainly not you and Bart. Just because we leave at 12 doesn't mean we got here at 9 like you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, sorry. Them. Yeah, good on you. I'm talking about you. Yeah. We're on the same side. Also, we do an hour, hour and a half work at night every night as well.

Yeah, that never gets into the conversation. And your brain. Speak for yourself. Three hours over here. There's some days where that does not take me so long. Oh, I bet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet it does.

Doug and I just bring in personal gear. You have to trawl the internet. I have to scroll the Mumbai Times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hoping that someone shot themselves in the foot or something. Yeah, yeah. But even after you've done one of those, we can't do it every week. We've got too many penis stories.

Even then you're spelling things wrong, like the deaf dog and the dead dog. Dog of the year. A dead rescue dog. I know. I was like, what the shit? Turns out it was deaf rescue dog. I read the article. I was like, where is it dead?

Where did it die? Because I'm the only one who reads these articles. No, he suckers me with the headline. I've been caught out once or twice. And I went, I probably should start reading these, which is why I read the dead dog. I went, oh, it's death, not dead. Sometimes I get AI to summarize the article so I don't have to read it all.

Oh, how do you do that? There's a website. Oh, I need to do that. Hey, you're not making a great case for us deserving a power down day, all right? You do so much. Stop saying you use day off. Yeah, fair. I don't do that.

See? Smart. Anyway, enjoy the show. Bye. Welcome to Friday, everybody. See? Smart. Anyway, enjoy the show. Bye. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Welcome to Friday, everybody. Welcome to the last day of January. Oh, monumental occasion.

Valet, Jan. Nah, she ain't dead yet. She ain't dead yet. She'll be dead at midnight. You know, she's gone at 12. She's gone at 11.59. I am looking forward to February. Really?

Feels strong. Are we in a leap year or anything? I don't think so. Nah, okay, just a normal Fed? Just a normal Fed. Alright, I too am looking forward to February. Really? It feels strong. Are we in a leap year or anything? I don't think so. No, okay. It's just a normal February. Just a normal February. All right. I too am looking forward to February.

It'll be a good month. You know what I mean? I don't like leap years. I can't wrap my head around why we do it. No. It's a confusing system. 33 years I've been on this planet. Why do we have leap years?

It's something I don't look into too much, I will be honest. I feel like it would blow our tiny minds. Yeah. And then it rolls around like, oh, it's a leap year, is it? And it makes me really a bit too bogged down in the construct of time. Like, we've just made it up. If I think about it too much. It's time to flatline.

Which human being at one point in history, you know what? We need to tell the time. Every four years, February will not have the same number of days. Like, who got to decide that? And this is the kind of thing I think Trump is trying to do. Just, I'm going to change this thing. It's going to affect everyone. Yeah, I'm going to do whatever I want.

What? Yeah, I know. Come from where it started. It is crazy. It's too early for these existential questions. Well, this is almost in the no dumb thought. Oh, absolutely. This is the smartest thought I've ever had.

Thank you very much. Yeah, it's not a dumb thought. No. I've got had. Thank you very much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a dumb thought. No, not at all. I've got a case of the Babs. Nothing I think is dumb. I've got nothing to contribute for no dumb thought. Yeah, Babs, do you have a dumb thought coming up next? I'll try to think of something.

Oh, shut up. You're not going to come up with one in two minutes. What did you want me to say? I'll try. Sandra Cavazza. Sandra Cavazza. Might do some scrolling, get some inspo. Oh, okay. It's not an inception of your thought then, is it?

Yeah, no. You're just going to rip something off the dumb internet. It really irks me that you don't think you think dumb. Because we all think dumb. We all think dumb. Yeah, we all think dumb. When you're hiding from your housemates because you've pissed them off with Babs' blog, our brand new segment, and you've got to go hide in your room, surely you're thinking some

dumb things. Yeah, surely. Surely there's something in there dumb. I just don't think so. Shark, I think, is dumb. Yeah. And he's not afraid to dumb things. Yeah, surely. Surely there's something in there dumb. I just don't think so. Shark, I think, is dumb. And he's not afraid to admit it. He's not afraid. He'll come on here and be vulnerable.

I'm well aware of that. That's why I'm here, guys. We're not saying we're not smart. We're just saying we have dumb thoughts. We think differently. Yeah. Sometimes that's dumb. Outside the box.

Outside the box. Sometimes we question time and calendars, and other times we question if flies get hurt when we squish them. And I had a real thing yesterday with times because I'm booking you in for Queensland. Oh, yep. I can't work out. The daylight savings. I've got a wedding there in three weeks.

So I'm going to go back and do a front. You get a little cut from me. 5 a.m. Yeah. And that's our 6am. They're like, yep. And I'm booking it in the system, but the system doesn't account for daylight savings.

So I'm like, so what do I book in? Do I do it at our time or your time? You should book it from like 4am, so then at least it's just ahead. Do it from 4am the day before. Give it a real buffer. But then they're like, no one's in the office at 4am at that studio. I'm like, well, someone's going to have to come in to let him in. Yeah.

This is why I take the home kit usually. This is a great argument for the home kit. This is why I do it for mum and dad's living room. They're not accommodating at that office. They don't love to come and help you out. No, I need this Outlook. I can't book it in. Outlook is not a friend to the darling.

You know what's funny? Daylight Savings mucks so many people up. Even the Bucks here on the weekend, we had people coming from Queensland and coming from New South Wales, and no one knew what time we were on. Seriously, and you had to do some sort of interesting things with timing. Yes, I did. I remember you sharing. Yes.

So imagine people had rocked up early. You're like, get out of sight. I was having to write, New South Wales time. We are now running on New South Wales time. Again, to circle back. Yeah. Who made this up? It's such a human construct.

Yeah. The clock, who decided? Yes, the clock will go from 1 to 12 twice over in a day. And then there'll be this many days in this month and this many in this month. Yes. But not in that month. Yes. It's really upsetting.

Baz is out there just shaking her head. Oh, sorry, my smarty pants over there. All right, then. Throwing shade on us. Do you know the answers? You explain time to us. Leave me alone. It's 6.04.

Stop bringing up the time. Hey, it's a huge show, though, team, for our dumb brains. Oh, absolutely. There's a lot on. And things we can easily grasp. Oh, yes. You know what I mean? Even though it's a stacked plate.

Yep. But we're across it. We can eat everything on that plate. We can understand it. Alpha Bucks, 10K, 6.30, and 8. The Cove Fob. We can eat everything on that plate. We can understand it. Alpha box, 10K, 630 and 8. The co-fob. We draw it at 9 this morning for the best cooler you get involved at any stage in the show. You can win yourself a laptop from Harvey Norman.

That's right. Just for telling us a tale, giving your opinion. Yep. Someone's walking away with a brand new lappy tea. Plus, it's Free Fuel Friday. What does that mean, Ducco? Every cooler on the show gets free fuel. And by free fuel, I mean we should be clear $100

because I don't know if you can fill up your tank with $100 these days. It's sensible. You know what I mean? Couldn't fill up my Ranger. Great little asterisk there. Get close. I'll take what I can get. And I'm sure the rice cookers would appreciate a contribution to their fuel tank,

which is what we're doing. Exactly. So you get involved. Babs, you've got to get through Babs. And as we can see, bow down to her greatness. Say involved. Yep. Babs, you've got to get through Babs. And as we can see. You've got to get on air. Bow down to her greatness. Say, good morning, Babs, with your superior brain.

Hello, Madam Smarties. Please let me on with those dummies, Jess and Ducko and Shaga. I want to speak to the baboons. He's a banana. No talk to the baboons. Was that a quote? No, that was the rice cookers dangling a banana. Are you recording a movie? No, no. He's aers dangling a banana. You were quoting a movie.

No, no. He's a banana. Let me on the air. It's been a great start. I don't even like bananas. I know. That's why I thought you were quoting a movie. Fair, fair.

Up next, though, have First Cracker getting involved. If you want, it is No Dumb Thought Friday. Are we going to keep going? Do we have any more? Yeah, it's really getting hypothetical on the show this morning. If you would like to share a dumb thought on the radio, it'll score you some free fuel. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. There's no such thing as a dumb thought. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You got one, Nucko? Nucko. I haven't done the Nucko yet. No wonder the children in the rice cooker community get confused. Yeah, I know.

What's his name, Taco? What's his name, Knucko? He's called himself a bunch of things. Who's old mate on there? This is where you come on. We usually, but you can get involved on the text line 04888106. Line or call in. There's no such thing as a dumb thought.

Just let it sit with us. Let it sift. Let it marinate. Let us dissect it with you. Because maybe you've had no one, no safe space to share it. I got very excited that Babs buzzed in during Kygo and Kavatsa there. Said, I've got one, I've thought of one, but now people are calling because we dangled free fuel.

So she's... She's chucked someone for it. Unless she's just fake and talking to Luke and she's just trying to avoid us. Is she available? She's available. Babs, you have a kick off our dumb thoughts for the first time. I did it last week. Okay, yeah, that's right.

We made you, yeah. Okay, because you were talking about, like, who invented time. Where the heck did the internet come from? It was made as a military thing, wasn't it? Oh, hello. Don't you come in with facts and no dumb thoughts. How the smarty pants have shifted buttons. We just told her.

And now sit atop shopping carts. Oh, la-di-da. Okay. So the bases could talk to each other on like an email sort of thing. No, but where did they think I want to electronically send things? Like where did that thought come from? Oh, jeez. Oh, she wants the genesis of the idea.

Of Microsoft and Clippy. Yeah, I think it thought come from? Oh, jeez. Oh, she wants the genesis of the idea. Of Microsoft and Clippy. Yeah, I think it was Clippy. It was Clippy. Well, not bad. I mean, how'd they get it going? How'd they get it going? I was thinking about the long, yeah. What do you think about the long walk? I was going to say the cables underneath the water, you know, the internet cable, like, underneath the water, like, in the ocean.

I was thinking about that. I'm like, well, how do they do that? How do they do that? My cousin's husband is an underwater welder. I know slightly different. Yeah, that's the most dangerous job. But people got to go in there 100% and he earns a lot of money because there's like four people on the planet who can do it. But it's like you've got to go in and make sure the pipes around the cables

and all that because that gets damaged. See you later. That's that. It's the dark ages. No more internet for us. No more internet. No more wiki how for bubs. No military bases can be sending emails or whatever

shy guy thinks they do. Oh, well that would be devastating. Horrible. Does anyone else want to go before we go? Do you want to go to the rice cooker? I've got one. Okay. I've been thinking about this a lot. Do you think bowls in your kitchen cupboard, which you might enjoy soup, cereal, do you

think bowls get annoyed that the toilet is also called a bowl? It's called a toilet bowl. Where you drop turds in. Yeah. And your actual dinner bowl is like. Yeah, you're like, no, don't call them the same. It's so true. It's like when COVID was originally, remember, it was OG called coronavirus.

Yeah. And we think the corona people went, the beer people went, no, no, no. Yeah. We have the drink. We've got the drink. So true. And then there was a mass shift and everyone did, no one called it corona. No, it was COVID-19 then.

It was COVID-19. People got annoyed. Don't be calling your crap thing the same as my good thing. And I wonder if bowls go. Because plates don't share it with anything. There's nothing. Maybe number plate, but it's as my good thing. And I wonder if bowls go... Because plates don't share it with anything. There's nothing. Maybe number plate, but it's not a negative thing. That's okay.

Whereas toilet bowl... Clean the dirty bowl. Yeah, that's right. Oh, I destroyed the bowl. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which one? Painting the porcelain bowl. That's right.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's tough. I wouldn't like to share my name with a sucky thing. I feel sorry for the bowls. Yes, yes. I'm going to think differently before I get my bowl to get my yogurt into it. Think of all

the words in the English language. Why did those two have to double up? Why did they? I don't know. Probably the same person who invented time made that decision. Do you want me to share one with you? I would love you to. Before we go to a rice cooker. Yeah, yeah, okay. Do you think any real estate agent on the planet actually thinks

photos of them on billboards smiling works? Oh, that's a great question. Do you actually think them standing there with their arms crossed looking like an absolute jive turkey going, we sell differently, looks good, makes me go, I want to sell my house to that guy. The only thing is, I think, the human element where people go, do you connect more with the face, albeit it might not even be the best face. You know what I mean? They might not be a supermodel. But does it work better than just the name of the business? The company?

I don't know. Or multiple ones of them all up there standing there smiling, arms folded. But it's the classic thing of one did it once and the rest went, oh, well, crap, now we have to do it. Now we've all got to do it. It seems to be the thing they all do. Yes. It's the classic thing of one did it once and the rest went, oh, well, crap. Now we have to do it. Now we've all got to do it. It seems to be the thing they all do. Yes. It's the strangest thing.

I always look at it and go, would that make someone want to sell their house with him? You know who did it first? Our mate Dick Smith. He's one of the first brands I remember a face really being associated with. Granted, it's his name. But he went, you've got to see my face. I am Dick. You can trust me with your next camera purchase. And Jim from Jim's Mowing and Jim's Everything.

You're right. And then he sort of morphed into just like a drawing. Jim's got everything. He's always like, yeah. Anyway, I often think about that when I drive past them, but should we go to a rice cooker? We should. Micaiah, good morning. Morning. Mate, this is a safe space. Always safe for you, Micaiah. Have you been thinking some dumb things? I've been thinking some dumb things? I've been thinking this one for years. Oh, okay. No one's actually been able to answer it.

Okay, shy guy, Mike, because he's feeling real smart this morning. Sort of encyclopedia today. Okay, well, we'll give a crack for him. Why are buildings called buildings when they're already built? Oh! Oh! Oh! That shy guy, I'm going to have to defer to you. And can I ask you this, Micaiah?

Yeah. Why are they called cookies when they're already cooked? And you don't even cook them, you bake them. But we call bacon bacon when that's cooked. We're getting deep here. Can we stick just to the buildings? Yeah. Why are buildings called buildings when they're already built?

Yes, I'm building that building, but now it's built and it's still called a building. What else? Yeah. It's buildings. You've built them. It should be. Yeah, that's interesting, Makai. Yeah, they've been built. I've never thought about that, but they've been built, so now they're built.

Yeah. Chocolate, can you answer that one for Makai? It Is this a past tense thing? Oh, don't. Yeah, but building is a verb. So why is it also a noun now? Noun now. Noun. Now when I see a building and a bowl and a real estate agent,

my day is always going to change. I know. And the internet's all around us, so we can't escape that one. It's everywhere. I'm with you on the real estate agent and the pictures. Yeah, you don't want to sell your house to them? I look at most of them and be like, I don't even like the way that guy looks.

His eye's crooked. I agree. Also, you're getting yourself... It's doing worse for the business. You're getting yourself free fuel there, Makaya, as well. You got free fuel. You enjoy that. Oh, awesome.

Thank you. Are you in the car right now, Makaya? Yeah, working at the moment. What is your petrol tank on? Are you low? I don't know. I'm on company petrol. I saw this on the internet and I needed to bring it mainly to you.

Actually, you too, Shaga. You're a dog person. Don't know what Babs is. Lizard lady. Yeah, you're a lizard lady, aren't you? I am the lizard queen. Sorry, I talked over you. What did you say? I said I have dogs. What do you're a lizard lady, aren't you? I am the lizard queen. Yeah, okay. Sorry, I talked over you. What did you say?

I said I have dogs. Oh, do you have dogs? On what planet? Do you have dogs on your granddad's farm? At home with mum and dad. Ah, on their farm. You have never. They live on a farm.

What sort of dog? Two German Shepherds. Ah, you've never told, what are their names? Dodge and Cleo. Dodge and Cleo. Dodge and Cleo. Oh my God. They're just protecting the property.

Come on, they be protecting the property. And I bet you you have that sign beware of dog on the gate. No, they're friendly as. Oh, I didn't know

you had dogs. Great, you're going to love this too. She doesn't tell us anything. No, she doesn't. Shy Guy was the closed book. We know way more about him than her.

We do. I knew about Babs' dog. Oh. Yeah, but they go for matcha every Thursday. We're not invited to that. Wait till I tell you what I'm going to. We do. I knew about Babs' dogs. Oh. Yeah, but they go for matcha every Thursday. We're not invited to that. Wait till I tell you what I'm going to tell you at 6.50 about Babs. Is it about what happened yesterday? It's something that happened yesterday.

Because I'd love to circle back to what happened to you yesterday. Okay. Yeah. Alright, anyway, right now though. Yeah, sorry, dogs. We are talking dogs. Okay, we're all dog people on this team. We've established that. Great. Biotech, this is a startup company. They've developed and they've got $120 million in funding for this. I'll tell you how they got that. Great. Biotech, this is a startup company. They've developed and they've got $120 million in funding for this. I'll tell you how they got that much money.

They have developed anti-aging drugs for dogs. Wow. It's called LOI-022. But it's designed to extend the healthy lifespan of dogs by, at this stage, just one year by giving them a daily beef-flavored tablet. I mean, I've got friends who have said, I'd rather take a year off my life and give it to my dog. Absolutely. You know what I mean?

Your dog dying, no matter how, even if they've lived a good life, and they're 17, 18, whatever, it's still the saddest thing. I've been to funerals with my brother. I've not seen him more emotional when a human died than when his dog died. Oh, it's sad. It is a different, different relationship. Because I was having this chat yesterday. One of our friend's dogs passed yesterday. We were chatting to her. They don't know what's going on and you can't say bye. The saddest thing I think I've ever seen on the internet is

advice from a vet. I don't even know if it was made up, but I tell everyone I can. And a vet said, if you're putting your dog down for whatever reason, illness, old age, it's the best decision. Don't leave the room because it's too hard for you. Think about the dog being left alone in its final moments. He goes, the vet was like, so often the owner goes, I can't do this and leaves.

And the dog is left going, Mama? Oh, no, that's the saddest feeling. That shook me to my core when I read that. I get it'd be so hard to watch that, but think about it from the dog's perspective. When I put my childhood dog, like my dog Fred down, he was a red cattle dog, we had to give him the green dream. And you sit there with him, they gave it to him, and I was looking into his eyes as they gave it to him.

And then he shit himself because they lose all over the vet. But just think, if you weren't there looking in Fred's eye, he would have been alone at that moment and gone into the next life because we all know dogs will get re-incarnated because they're the best species on the planet. On their own. They start that journey on their own. You can't do it to your poop. So apparently this targets metabolic dysfunction linked to aging

with the aim of enhancing dogs over a quality of life. As I said, only for a year at this stage, they're doing trials on mainly large dogs or giant dogs. Well, it is. Don't large dogs have a smaller lifespan? Correct. Don't they? Yeah.

They have to be great Danes and stuff. Yes. They want to bring this to market by 2026. Wow, they're not far off. So next year, this is why they're getting lots of money for research and why they're able to do it. Because the research on aging on dogs could offer valuable insight into humans' longevity as dogs face similar age-related diseases and share comparable environments with humans.

That is not what I thought you were going to say. I thought you were going to say like the rich boys, you know, your Zuckerbergs, your musks. They've got dogs and they went, take the money. Put it into the research. It's like, hey, if we do this on dogs and it works, we could potentially do this on humans. Okay.

Which is a win-win, right? I mean, it doesn't. I'd have a beef tablet every day to live a bit longer. It doesn't feel like we are the closest. Like, I know us and chimpanzees. Us and dogs? Like, would that, the same meds work? Yeah, I'm not sure.

I guess in theory, maybe. Well, my dog does take human anti, you know. She's on a lot of human medication. Anti-anxiety meds, you know, so. Wow. Anyway, I would get this for Pam. Absolutely you would. Even if it's just for a year.

Absolutely. Oh, that's exciting. Would you give this a little douche, Babsy? Yeah, y'all. Way to give this a little douche, Babsy? Yeah, real. Way to lean in, Babs. Well done. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hit.

30 seconds to answer. 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We will come back to you, of course, if there is time. That's how it works. We're playing for 10K.

It's Friday. Jeez, Renee, it would be good to win this money, wouldn't it? So good. So good. So good. What do you want to do with 10K, Renee? Well, we are buying a house, but I do want to go up to Cairns and go scuba diving up there. Oh, yeah.

I've never done scuba diving. I have done it once. It is terrifying. Can't see you loving it. The deep blue sea. I think we've only explored like 2% of the ocean. Ah, it's so deep. What's out there, Renee? But you love it. You want the adventure. Yeah, it's good.

Why not? Well, the only thing I love it. You want the adventure. Yeah, it's good. Why not? Well, the only thing I can think that lives under the sea that starts with your letter is guppy fish. And I don't know if you want to see one of those because I don't think they're the most interesting fish. They're guppies. But you're playing with G. I killed a few of those in my time accidentally.

Yeah, guppy fish. How do you kill a guppy? Don't feed it. Oh, you had it as a pet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh! Just as a guppy? Like, you hook it. Oh, you had it as a pet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just as a kid, you know. There you go. That's such a Queensland thing.

Yeah, it is. Yeah, anyway. Guppy, Renee. Okay. It's fun to say guppy. Guppy is a good word. Your time will start after the first question. Let's rock.

Starting with the letter G, we need you to name something you'd find in the shed. Grader. A grader. A school subject. A geographic. A movie. A fruit. A board game.

A pet. A goat. A pet? Goat. A non-alcoholic drink? Ginger beer. Something scary? Pass. A fashion brand?

Gucci. A chocolate bar? Pass. Out of time. Out of time with that last pass. We've got ourselves six. Six of the best. Six of the best.

A movie could have been Gladiator. Or Gladiator 2. A board game. Guess who? We were only speaking about it on the show a few days ago, actually. That's right. Well, you can customise the people you know. It's the best two-person game out there, I think. I think you're right.

Something scary could have been a ghost or... Gastro. Gastro. I appreciate that Babs has put gastro on the sheet because that is scary for someone with IBS. There's ghost, ghoul and gastro. The three Gs. And then a chocolate bar could have been the Galaxy or the Golden Rough.

Look, you don't go away with your hand, Renee. We won't give you nothing. You get $100 suspended. Urban Jungle Beauty. That is all yours. Thank you. Thank you, Renee. That is all yours. Thank you. Thank you, Renee. Have fun scuba.

Thank you. Doing scuba? Scuba-ring? Scuba. It's the verb of scuba. It's like the subject geographic. Yeah. And it's so bad because sometimes I go, are they still going?

So I don't move on very fast. You wait. Yeah, yeah. And I know I'm eating their time, but I've got to let it finish. We're waiting for the ography. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got that on the record. We're waiting for the ography. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That on the record.

We do play again at 8 o'clock for $10,000. Reminder, it is Free Fuel Friday. Every caller on the show, unless you play Alphabucks, gets free fuel. Absolutely. Jess and Ducko. Big night in the Ducko household last night, team. Huge night, okay? My wife gets home from work, 28 weeks pregnant, tired, and then she tells me a tidbit of information that I was shook to my core.

Shook to my core. Now, can I just set the scene for the rice cookers? Yeah. You've told Babs to come into the studio, so you've got all three of us in here. Everyone's in here. Yeah, yeah. So I first went on social media. This is actually a side note to the story, but I went on my phone last night

and I got a note from Facebook that one shy guy has unaccepted our collaboration on our reel and he has removed it. He wanted to be removed from our reel. I did do this on Monday. Which reel? I guess it was the photo of us being welcomed back. I'm presuming that it was the welcome back. Because you know how he was on the first- Oh, our carousel.

Our carousel. We're so excited. The team's back. The shy guy removed himself from that. I did. It wasn't the first. Oh, our carousel. We're so excited. The team's back. So Shy Guy removed himself from that? It wasn't. It was my grid. It was the only thing. It was out of place because it wasn't the one of me in there.

It was the one of you two. I don't care about your freaking. You care more about the grid than anyone I know. Absolutely. But you never. Wow. So I saw that and I was like. I'm just hurt, Shy Guy.

I'm just hurt. And I was like, I said to Morgan, I was like, oh, Shy Guy's removed himself. I got notified. It tells the originator. Yeah. And I was like, I Googled this and it was like, oh, Shy Guy's removed himself. I got notified. It tells the originator. And I was like, I googled this and it said that it doesn't. You tried to get away with it. So that's a lie. I knew it. Because I was like, he's going to bring this up if he gets a notification.

So I did google it and google said the original creator does not get notified. Well, I did. I saw that and I was like, I wrote in my notes, I was like, get angry at Shy Guy tomorrow. I am subsequently angry. And then something else blew my mind. I told Morgan about it because I was like, I wrote my notes, get angry at Shy Guy tomorrow. I am subsequently angry. And then something else blew my mind. I told Morgan about it because I was like, listen,

listen to this. This just hurts my feelings. And I was telling her about Shy Guy being such a bad person. And she goes, oh, you won't believe it. Babs followed me on Instagram today. And I was like, hang on a minute. What is going on with the team? I was like, Billy, from work, you're on Instagram. She's like, yeah, I was like, Billy, from work, for like you on Instagram.

She's like, yeah. I was like, that is like Morgan and Babs are like two people who need someone to instigate it. And they're two introverts. Yes. You know what I mean? Yes. They wouldn't know. They're on opposite ends of the savannah.

100%. They're not just coming and meeting at the watering hole. And then Babs followed Morgan. And I was like, and Morgan goes, well, I had to follow her back then. So I followed her back. And I was shook at how my children were behaving. What? Did you just say I got a sympathy follow back?

Babs, what were you doing last night? Because it's not like Ducko posted a fresh pic, and he's tagged Morgan, and it's top of your feed. Did you go looking for her? Yeah, I looked her up on Instagram, because I was like, I don't follow Morgan on Instagram. Neither do I. And I was like, I feel like I should gear up for all the baby pics as well. Ah, that's what you're doing. But also I was like, well, I've had a few chats with Morgan.

She's really nice. So it feels weird that I don't have her on Instagram. I actually think you and Morgan have similar attributes in some ways. And that's why I found it super funny. But it's funny to think Babs just sitting alone in her bedroom going, you know who I don't follow? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Morgan.

I'm going to go look her up. I do that quite a bit, actually. And Morgan's like, yeah, so I guess I followed her, but now we follow each other. I'm like, they will never have a conversation. Absolutely. Neither of them post anything. Oh, they'll do a supportive maybe fire emoji.

I can see each other. Oh, that's big for those introverts. I was just, it was just. Or maybe the little face with the sunglasses. Cool. Cool. Is that cool? No.

I just thought. Oh, they're both young. Jess, I just thought I knew my kids. I knew Shy Guy, I knew Babs, you know, and then all of a sudden. I too am shook. Do you follow Angus? Yes, I do. Okay.

Yeah. Now Shy Guy's wondering if he needs to go and follow her. No, I follow Angus. Follow Angus? Yeah. Okay. I think Angus requested to follow me, like, really early on. Oh, okay.

That's a bit weird. That's a bit weird. Yeah. A bit odd. Yeah. A bit odd. Angus is proactive. Yeah, right.

Ah, proactive, yeah. Anyway. So, yeah, I did see you on Collaborate on the room. Yeah, the real problem is I was lied to by Google. Don't try and deflect. Don't try. Jess and Daco. We want to know, what did you grow up thinking was normal?

You know, dot, dot, dot. Then you became an adult and realised, this isn't so normal. This isn't so common. But the way my parents raised me, this is the way I'm going to keep going. We've had a bit of this on the show this week because Babs told us her housemate puts her coffee in the freezer. Yeah, so that's how her mum used to do it. She spread her cheese in the freezer and we all went, that's weird. We put it to the phones.

People said, no, I do it. I was growing up that way. Absolutely. Sort of became a few pets ended up in the freezer. We got a rat in the freezer. We got a couple of DMs being like, I've got a bird in my freezer. Oh, no. That's next week, isn't it?

Someone said our bird died while we were on holidays with the dad. I'm guessing, you know, separate living situations. So the bird died at the mum's house and she went, I don't want to bury it without the kids here. So I'll pop it in the freezer until the kids come home from holiday. And then we can show them. And then we can show them. The wing snapped off.

Have some closure. No. So what did you grow up thinking? It was normal. Maybe you grew up thinking it was normal to put dead pets in the freezer. So it was time to bury them. My friend, we lived together for about six weeks. And I opened the fridge one day and went,

Tommy, why have you put the Glad Wrap in the fridge? He went, what do you mean? That's where the Glad Wrap lives. I went, it's not food, bro. Yeah, why is that? No, no. My mum taught me if you keep Glad Wrap chilled, it rolls out easier. Oh.

So he thought it was normal. I went, no, no. Is it tough to roll out as it is? He was saying it could be easier. Is it a hard thing to do? He said it could be easier. Okay. It might not be the toughest, but it can always be easier.

It could be more slippery. I went, no, no. That belongs in the third drawer in the kitchen. 100%. But even that sort of configuration in your kitchen, isn't it funny? It's just, well, I grew up with that. That's where Tea Towels and Gladwrapper is together. Tea Towels and Gladwrapper in the same drawer. Absolutely.

For me, though, when this came up, I put it on socials the other day. I grew up thinking reheated chips better than fresh. So you always order extra because you want chips with your dinner. Yeah, always. Next day reheated. No, next day chips. In the microwave. And now you know me, I didn't have a microwave for a very long time.

So how'd you reheat it? We didn't. Oh, I see. We didn't. But when we got a microwave, I went, I can finally melt butter and reheat my chips. And they are the superior way to enjoy a chip. No, no. I always will put a chip in the fridge thinking, oh, tomorrow they'll be so good.

And the next day you look at them, you're like, disgusting, throwing them out. I'm not reheating that. One of the only things I think is better reheated, I don't love a leftover, but a reheated chip, better than OG chip. No, that is just, so your parents raised you that way. My parents were a big fish and chip on a Friday night family. I would just eat chips on the skin of dim sims. We don't have to get into that.

On a 55 potato case. We would always order basically double serves so we could all have fish and chips for lunch the next day. Reheated sog. Is that an Italian thing? Oh, not at all. Yeah, the ancestors would be rolling in their graves. Yeah.

But reheated chips, better than OG. Mine is, and I'm 13, 10, 60. What did you grow up thinking was normal? I think I have told this before, but what my parents used to, I think it came from my mum, used to say what letting one rip was, like a fart. Yes. Because they didn't like, mum hated that word.

A fart? Yes, didn't like it at all. Yep. So she used to call it windy bot. And so. So are you 32 at Bucks parties being like, who has the Windy Bot? I definitely remember being at school.

Can you use it in a sentence like, do you have a Windy Bot? No, no, it's like, oh, Ducko just did a Windy Bot. Oh, you did a Windy Bot. Yeah, you did a Windy Bot. And I remember, we thought it was so normal, I remember being at school and saying, everyone's like, what did you say?

And it's that moment where you're like, ah, I've been told a lie, my family's a lie. I felt being at school and saying, everyone's like, what did you say? And it's that moment where you're like, ah, I've been told a lie. My family's a lie. I felt so embarrassed because Windy Bot is the lamest thing you'll ever hear. It is. It's so sweet. It is, yeah. And it is very little boy.

It is. It is. Little boy can say that. It is. But high school ducko. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll say Windy Bot. 14-year-old me got heavily bullied.

Just standing over your mate's face being like, cop a load of me windy bot. Hang on a minute. Hang on. Let's do a Dutch oven with me windy bots. But it is how often these things don't come up until well into adulthood sometimes. I know.

Because you just never question it in your own family. First time you move out or you get to high school. So 13, 10, 60, free for your Friday for all the calls calls i get involved what'd you grow up thinking was normal yeah that's right and only into maybe a new relationship or adulthood or workplace did someone go what that ain't normal jess and daco jess and daco 13 10 60 we're asking what'd you grow up thinking was normal and can i quickly get ahead of the curve as well? Because I said that you said you get fish and chips, and I said, yeah, you get potato cakes. People come in for me on the text line saying they're called scallops.

I know they're called scallops. I call them scallops. You call them potato cakes, which is why I said I should not have conformed to help you. You should have because scallops is seafood. I don't care you say potato scallops. People have dropped the potato and now go to the fish and chips and say, can I get some scallops? They're freaking potato cakes.

Scallops or potato cakes? Out there to the team. Scallops. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Don't use them when you want to use them. It's potato cakes.

It makes more freaking sense. And anyone who goes, oh, cake's not dessert. Scallops, it's seafood! Anyway. That's not the question we're asking. We're saying, what did you grow up thinking was normal? I thought it was normal to call them potato cakes. You did.

I also grew up thinking it was normal that you order double the amount of chips when you get a takeaway, whether it's your chicken, your fish and chips, whatever, because reheated soggy chips are the superior chip. I'm going to try this over the weekend, but I love this sog. I love this sog. I also drown them in vinegar, which I know is also not. Oh my God. Angus is like, would you like some chip with in vinegar, which I know is also not. Oh, my God. Angus is like, would you like some chip with your vinegar?

Because I basically make a soup. Is that like you're making your own salt and vinegar? I guess. Yeah. I guess yes. You know I'm a big fan of soup. Yeah, that is. But what did you grow up thinking was normal?

I told you about an ex-roommate who used to put glad wrap in the fridge. We've heard many people this week keeping random stuff in the freezer. From cheese to coffee beans to dead rats. My mum told me that letting out a fart was actually called a windy bot. I thought that was real, not her just being polite. I went to high school and said that and I was bullied heavily. So it can be anything you want. Absolutely.

Someone got in touch on the Jess and Ducko Instagram and said, I only found out a few weeks ago that watermelon rinds are not poisonous. My parents always told me that. And then they hashtagged robbed. I'm like, but did you want to eat the watermelon rind regardless? Do you want to eat those? Whether being told it's poisonous or not, that's hard to bite through, I would imagine.

It just doesn't have, like, you don't want to eat that. I don't have the desire to eat that. I don't think you'd want to. But she always thought it was normal to think watermelon rind poisonous, which would then That's a tough... Through I would imagine. Yeah, it just doesn't have... Like, you don't want to eat that. I don't have the desire to eat that. I don't think you'd want to. Yeah. But you always thought it was normal to think watermelon rind poisonous, which would then make you think watermelon was poisonous? I guess. You can't just cut off a rind and, oh, we got rid of the poison part.

We're good now. Yeah, we cut it out. It's like cheese when it gets mouldy. Just cut off that mouldy part. Yeah, you'll be fine. Jamie Lee's called through on 131060. What did you grow up thinking was normal, Jamie Lee? Good morning and happy Friday, fam.

Happy Friday, Jamie Lee. Good morning and happy Friday, fam. Happy Friday, Jamie Lee. So brown vinegar goes in the bathroom cupboard. Brown vinegar that you can put on chips or salad or whatever. Yeah, look, Jess, we can put it on chips as well. Thank you. When you have the gastro bag, a swig of brown vinegar clears you up. And I messaged Ducko like months and months ago when he was having his issues. And I said, brown vinegar.

I don't think I can bring myself to do it, Jamie Lee. So it stands to reason it's closer to the toilet. Why keep it in the pantry? So a swig of brown vinegar. That's right. You're not going to run around looking for brown vinegar with, you know, a trail of two behind you. Okay, Babs, write that down. Easy access in the bathroom.

Okay. Yeah, there you go. Thank you, Jack. I will try that now. You did message me that, I recall. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. You should get a bowl of chips and put some brown vinegar on those. I'll be fine.

Reheat them. Kill two birds with one stone. Greg's called in. Good morning, Greg. Hey, guys. Happy Friday to you. Happy Friday. Greg, it's free gasolina Good morning, Greg. Hey, guys. Happy Friday to you. Happy Friday. Greg, it's free gasolina Friday.

It is. Tell us what you grew up thinking was normal. You need to iron your underwear. Ah, yeah. Did mum tell you that, Greg? Mum did it. Absolutely. So you've seen this all the time.

We can't be having creases and crinkles in our knickers, Greg. We can't. Does it feel nice when the underwear is ironed to wear? Like, does it feel any different? It makes you give you a nice-shaped tushy. Greg, how did you discover that this wasn't maybe commonplace? Was it once you got with a partner or something or a housemate saw you do it? You're a smart woman.

When we went away for a week's holiday and I began ironing my underwear, she could see to me, what the are you doing? Yeah, you weirdo. No one can see it. Were you able to convert her to the ironing underwear train or did you now go, all right, I'll stop doing it? No, she thought it was a complete waste of time, waste of energy, waste of everything.

I won't even iron the back of my shirts if I know people aren't going to see them. You know what I mean? I'll get away with as much as I can not ironing. I'll be wearing a jacket, the back and the sleeves. That's what I was going to know. Free gasolina coming Greg's way. Yeah. And let's wrap up with Mella.

Hi, Mella. Hi, how are you going? We're so bloody good. It's free gasolina Friday. Oh, absolutely. And it's Friday. Friday, baby. What did you grow up thinking was super normal? Well, my dad used to always tell us to get the broom and shovel. So we thought that it was normal

to have a dustpan and brush called a broom and shovel oh he called it a shovel pan and brush is called i'm with you a broom and around your house sweeping up the debris with a garden shovel dustpan and brush no no so i would go to school and if we were trying to help clean up i'd be like where is your broom and shovel and people would look at me weirdly and i'm like, well, what is it called? What is it called? And they're like, a dustpan and brush. Yeah, you know, I don't hate broom and shovel.

I don't hate it either, but I love the idea where teachers looking at it going, what's going on in your house? Yeah, what's happening with your dad? Why are you dragging a shovel around here? I think it's because it roughly translates in Italian because he was Italian. So I think it roughly translates as a broom and shovel. So he would just say broom and shovel. And even now I still find myself going to say broom and shovel

instead of a dustpan and brush. You should know that, Jess. You're Italian. I know, the loose translation. I think my translation is a bit more accurate. I knew precisely what it is. Also in Italian, broom and shovel loosely translates to pasta as well. It's all sort of linked.

I know. I just end up having lunch. It's confusing. I just wanted to take a hot second to shout out a very patient, kind rice cooker. And I love that these are the people who are in our community. You know, we have a lot of laughs. We poke a lot of fun here. But at our core, the rice Cooker team, great people.

What'd they do? I took my, I have a real mission to not be one of these parents that goes, I have a 27 month old. I have a one year old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't be, yeah, the months. But I think for the purpose of this story, it's important to note she's 15 months. All right.

Okay. Developmentally, between one, 18 months and two, I know there's a big leap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she's 15. So we're not even at the stage of like being a halfway decent toddler, which I think is 18 onwards. Right. She's a rambunctious little worm and she can't sit still.

Morning, honey. And I think, and when I call her a worm, I mean like she wiggly. Yeah, wiggly worm. And I think that's probably pretty common. Now I'm not going to not be able to see, and when I call her a worm, I mean like she wiggly. Yeah, wiggly worm. And I think that's probably pretty common. Now I'm not going to not be able to see a worm when I see her. She's very pink and fleshy, I guess. She's worm-like. But I think anyone who's experienced a 15-month-old would go, yeah, duh.

Whereas I am like, no, no, we can do anything anyone else can do. Any other age child can do it, we can do it too. Yeah, yeah. I don't know her limitations. So when a friend of ours who has a similar age child texted us a couple of weeks ago going, hey, should we take the kids to the Bluey musical? Oh, Hot Propy Bluey.

Which is in a lovely theatre. Yeah. For 50 minutes. On hour, pretty much. Hell yeah. That's something a lovely theatre. Yeah. For 50 minutes. On hour, pretty much. Hell yeah. That's something a 15-month-old can do. Is it? Or is it something that Jess wants to do?

Well, I've heard such good things about Bluey. I've never really sat down and watched the show, but apparently it's the best thing. It's a great show. I watch it with my nieces and nephews. Easy watch. It's great for the children, but apparently the messaging on that show is unbelievable. It has people in tears. My girlfriend I went with said, I cry almost every episode.

It's so sweet and beautiful and quite poignant. But I was like, a musical? Hell yeah. On a Thursday afternoon, what else are we doing? Why not? Why not? I'll skip Jamboree for a day. Well, I pulled her out of daycare early.

Oh, jeez. And you don't get no discount for whether you go for eight hours or three hours. I went, this was maybe the wrong choice on many levels. are out of daycare early. Oh, jeez. And you don't get no discount for whether you go for eight hours or three hours. That's annoying. This was maybe the wrong choice on many levels. Yeah. But we're not on an edge or an aisle, Ducko. So we have to scooch past the bunts and we're in the middle. And we're on the dress circle as well.

So we're high with two 15, 16-month-olds. And I'll be honest, the little puppets come out and the music and the light, and they were transfixed. I went, this was a great decision. And then I reckon she lasted 20 minutes and we got the wiggles hard. When has she sat still for 50 minutes before? Never. May as well try it at the Bluey Minute.

I thought maybe the Bluey Musical. I love theatre. Who doesn't love live performance? If anything's going to keep you engaged. Oh, yeah. Nah, didn't quite work out. Every other kid in the theatre would have been three or four plus. Yeah, at prime age.

Prime age. The woman next to me, as I sat down, went, you're Jess. And I went, hello, nice to meet you. Rudely didn't ask her name. You know, the show was starting. I thought, let's everyone quiet down. You're in the zone. She had a little girl with her, maybe three or four.

I got her name. Her name was Violet. Violet, transfixed. She was loving it. Once Lucia kicks off, all she wanted to do was tug on this little girl's dress. On Violet's dress. To try and get her attention. She wanted to play with Violet.

Violet was like, I'm watching the show. Violet's like, this 15 month old is annoying me, Mum. Legit. And then she caught a glimpse of the Mum's watch and all she wanted to do was try and take the watch off this woman. She was trying to pickpocket this woman. And I'm going, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. She went, it's fine. And literally

like held out her arm. So my daughter, who was being so annoying, would be occupied because then she started kind of screaming a bit and crying a bit. Were you close to having to leap, like take her out? I was about to get up and I thought, I'm going to have to go past 15 people to get out. Is that going to be more disruptive? Do I just try?

I'm shoving dummies in her mouth. I'm troughing water bottles. I got out sultanas. How was the other kid you were with that was also young? Fine. Which is so annoying because I went, oh God, my kid's being the kid. It's the problem child. The problem child.

And you know me when I get sweaty and flustered. I'm smelling myself. I'm going, oh, crap. No deodorant, I presume, on the way there. I'm like, oh, my God, but this woman next to me. Jess and Lucia are just seeping. We were so annoying in this theatre. I've probably left sultanas everywhere.

But I just wanted to say to this woman whose name I didn't even get. And she let you, she let your daughter. She let my daughter manhandle her and try and steal her what looked like a very nice watch. Well, she loves watches. She likes my Apple Watch. She's a little magpie. Yeah, yeah. That looks expensive and shiny.

Let me try and get it off your wrist. But without that woman, we would have had to leave or it would have been World War III because we were getting very grumpy. So you've ruined it for them, but you enjoyed the show, I take it? I thought the musical was fantastic and the messaging at the end. Oh, my God. The mum reached out to Aunt Brandy. It was a whole thing.

It was beautiful. Jess and Ducko. We talked about this in our podcast yesterday. You guys sent me the task to play a crying baby as loud as I could for Pam and see what Pam will do my dog. That's right. We're thinking now of you shifting into dad mode and preparing all the members of your family. You and Morgan, the humans, are doing your research.

You're doing your classes. You're doing your podcasting. I haven't done a class yet, actually. Morgan and I were talking about it on our last show. She's like, do we need to? What do you think? I'm like, should we do a class? Yeah.

And then she's like, I feel like I need to do something. I know, it feels like we should prepare in some way. I feel like I'm right now, the situation I feel like I'm in is I'm going for a job and I have lied about all past experience. And I'm like, yeah, I'm all cool, I can do it. I'm about to get caught out somewhere. Yeah, I'm going to learn all the job. The one person we thought, okay, we can help with their prep is the dog, Pam.

Yeah. And it was advice I was given, because we also have a dog, play on YouTube sounds of screaming, crying, distressed babies. Yeah. Just to get the dog familiar with a sound they might not have ever heard before. I played this thing loud through the bass of the subwoofer. Like, it was a crying baby loud on YouTube. Yeah.

Playing through the TV. And I filmed Pam. I was hoping to get some, like, she'd start crying or do whatever. Well, I wasn't hoping for that, but I just wanted, you know, maybe for an air. Just see, a reaction. She literally looked at it and she had that classic side dog look where they look left and right and looked at the baby, got concerned, picked up a toy and tried to take the toy to me because I was in front of the TV and then sat there and then went to her favorite

spot on the couch and sat on the couch and pinned her ears back really sad. Like, goodness me, what's happening? Wow. I mean, of all the reactions you want, I think that's a good one. She wasn't angry or agitated. She wasn't barking. She was, like, concerned. I've had friends who had to give away their dog.

I've heard about that. Because their dog got so distressed that the parents were worried it might turn terrible. Oh, yeah. Get a bit angry. If the dog reacted then very badly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they got rid of the dog.

Interesting. What a terrible, heartbreaking decision that would be. Once you tried to bring me a toy, though, I was like, oh. Yeah, that's a lot of empathy I'm seeing from Pam. That's amazing. Yeah, it did make me go, you are, come on. Oh, you're a kitty? Yeah, so I don't know.

I tried, I played it loud. Yes, and exposure therapy. Maybe this is a once, twice a week thing, different sorts of sounds. What I was thinking of doing is buying a baby doll and getting like, or maybe I'll borrow if you have one. I don't know if you've got one. Like a little actual baby doll and bringing it home and like giving it a lot of attention and seeing what Pam does to that.

We have a bunny. I don't have a baby doll. Pam will destroy that and I'll probably give it to her. It's a soft bunny. I've got a Paddington. Maybe like one of those baby born. Yeah, like a bunny. I don't have a doll. Pam will destroy that and I'll probably give it to her. It's a soft bunny. I've got a Paddington. Maybe like one of those baby born. Yeah, like a baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Getting one of those and just like pretending. Swaddle it up. Swaddle it, rocking it, giving it a lot of time and attention. That's a good idea. And seeing what she does to that. Yes. That's the next phase. And rub it all over yourself so it gets human stank on it.

Okay. So she thinks it's a- I won't do it at the park, though. Who's that guy rubbing that baby doll on himself and then making his dog sniff him? Yeah, yeah. Feels like that's an inside blinds closed activity. Yeah. Film it all, just for context.

Yeah, obviously. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on hit. This would be unreal to go for a Friday. $10,000 up for grabs. All it stands in your way is 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer.

Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back if there's time. Stepping up today for 10K. Haven't had a Henry on in a while. It's Henry. Good morning, Henry.

Morning, guys. How are you? Great. You know Prince Harry's real name is Henry. Is it? Yep. Yeah, I did know that. Well, of course, Henry knows that.

What's wrong with the name Henry? I think it's a British nickname thing. Even though it's the same amount of syllables, the same amount of letters. Yeah. Do you go by Harry as a nickname change Henry? What's wrong with Henry? I think it's a British nickname thing. Even though it's the same amount of syllables, same amount of letters. Yeah. Do you go by Harry as a nickname, Henry? No, mate, just Henry. Henry. Or Henro.

Henro. That's Aussie. Heck chuck it over, baby. That's all we do. I was about to say, what do you nickname Henry with? Henro. Henro. Henro.

What do you do with yourself, Henro? I'm an apprentice plumber, but yeah, I'm looking to win some big cash today. Quit the job today if you can. I've wanted to ask a plumber this question for ages, Henro. You know how we call electricians sparkies? We call carpenters chippies.

What's the nickname for a plumber? Shit fiddler? I don't know. Yeah, I was going to say, shitties? That's to the point, Henro. Fair enough. Fair enough. Are you on site right now?

Yeah, I am. I'm actually standing in the rain. Okay, let's not keep you. Okay, okay. Do the boys know you've called in? Does everyone on site know? Oh, no. I'm only with one other bloke.

But I've sort of been looking to call off, and today I just woke up with a little tingle. I felt pretty lucky. Tingle in the plums. Henro, I love the idea. You're the apprentice, and you're like, eh, I can wait. That'll be right. Let's do it.

I have never wanted someone to win more. Thank you. Henro, you got an O. You're working with the letter O. He got O. Is that okay? That's okay. It's too bad.

It's okay for the fiddler. The fiddler can work with it. For the fiddler. Did we ask what you want to spend the money on? Yeah, quit. Quit. Pardon? He wants to quit his job.

Henro, are you ready? Yeah, ready as I'll ever be. Absolutely, brother. Your time starts after the first question. Starting with the letter O, we need you to name an appliance. An oven. A TV show. Pass.

A drink. A pass. A brand. Umbro. Oh, that's you. Never mind. An animal. An animal.

A octopus. A clothing item. Undies. Oh, that's you. An occupation. An occupation. And, I don't know. A music group.

Damn it. Goddamn. Umbro gets me every time. And undies. Undies. Undies. I think we went through Henry's because he kept going A. Yeah, no, don't say another letter when you're playing with O. Look, you got yourself two, I think.

TV show could have been Orange is the New Black Outlander. A drink, orange juice. Or oat milk. A brand could have been Oakley. What's that a clothing item? Overalls and occupation. You could have had an optometrist in there as well. Yeah.

I wasn't getting that. Anyway. Oh, well. No Winnie Blues for me. No. Still treating yourself. Do you want a fridge magnet? Let's send Henro.

Can we get him a Jess and Ducko fridge magnet? Yeah, he's a good thing to get a magnet. You can roll that up and smoke it. $100 suspended urban jungle beauty is coming your way as well. Hopefully you enjoy it, Henry. $100, wait. No, no, no. $100 suspended.

Urban Jungle Beauty, just for your main purpose. Yeah, that's fine. That'll do. 100%. That'll work. What's your skincare routine like, Henry? Can't tell I got one. Yeah, a bit of ass.

You will now. You will now. You will now. Because you got great stuff. Mate, enjoy the site today. Thanks for playing. It's been good fun. Sweet. Laters.

More laters. Laters. Oh, that's tickled me. Jess and Ducco. 13, 10, 60. What movie quote do you use too much? And, you know, this doesn't have to be, but do you use it to annoy your partner? I love this doesn't have to be, but do you use it

to annoy your partner? I love this. And you know how I feel about movie quotes. You love a good movie. You've got plenty. I've got plenty. But you brought this

to the table, son. There's one that I've been quoting heaps. You know I love Batman. You do. You're a big Christian Bale Batman guy. Huge Christian Bale

Batman guy. See, I'm a Val Kilmer Batman guy. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Val Kilmer. I loved Val Kilmer as well. Val Kilmer. Yep.

I think that was where it peaked. Really? Really? Christian got way too gravelly. But that's why I love it. Rachel! Harvey Dent, can we trust you? So I love doing all that stuff, particularly to Morgan.

I always call Morgan Rachel. Rachel! But there's one that, there's one that. You hemorrhaged your frickin' vocal cords a year ago. Yeah, I know. Be careful. Because you went too hard at a box. You cannot be doing Christian in your spare time.

I re-watched the series, the Christopher Nolan Batman movies recently and there's one that I've been saying so much. So it's this scene. Armed robbery, double homicide. Had a taste for the theatrical like you. Leaves a calling card.

I'll look into it. I never said thank you. And you'll never have to. And then he jumps off the building. I'm going to need you to paint the scene right now. Morgan is there. You're there. Because then he disappears, right?

He jumps off the building after that. So now Morgan's like, hey, Ducko, the dishwasher needs to be emptied. I'll look into it. Oh, my God. I'll look into it. Oh, my God. That would do my head in. No.

What do you think? Are you going to do the lawn? I'll look into it. And then my God. I'll look into it. God, that would do my head in. No. What do you think? Are you going to do the lawn? I'll look into it. And then I run off. I run away. You flick your imaginary cape out and run off into the night? Anything she says now that needs to be done or if she's like, oh, you know, what are you doing this weekend?

We need to sort this out for the house or the baby. I'll look into it. Oh, my God. Not that mine's any better because I forced my husband to call me something that I've learned from a movie quote. Oh, my God. Not that mine's any better. Because I've forced my husband to call me something that I've learned from a movie quote. Oh, yeah? One of my favorite movies is Julie and Julia. It's about Julia Child, the chef, yeah? Sure.

Yes. She's very famous, all right? She introduced French cooking to the modern American housewife. And the movie follows Julia Child's rise to fame. Anyway, she meets the author of her favorite cookbook, which was called The Joy of Cooking. And she calls this woman Mrs. Joy when she meets her, like Mrs. the name of your book.

I'm on my own culinary adventure cooking all these recipes from a cookbook that I like. So I've demanded Angus when I present him with a meal, he has to say, Mrs. Joy to me. Like Meryl said to Mrs. Joy in the movie. How did they say it? It was like a twang, a southern twang. Yeah, yeah.

Julia Child had some. I don't actually know where she is. It's like Idaho accent. Yeah, right. Mrs. Joy. So that's, which I've nailed. That is unbelievably spot on for how Meryl does it. But Angus has to say,, right. Mrs. Joy. So that's, which I've nailed. That is unbelievably spot on for how Meryl does it. But Angus has to say, call me.

Mrs. Joy. Mrs. Joy. When I present him with my spare ribs or my whole chook that I've cooked. Could you imagine you and me in a household together? You're like, Mrs. Joy. I'll look into it. Rachel. We'd have a good time.

Nothing would get done, though. Nothing would get done. The lawns would never get done. So, hey, 13, 10, 16. And this is the one time Ducko won't play the... Bar 2 Niche Sting. Bar 2 Niche Sting. You have free reign to go niche.

You've got to quote the movie. Does it annoy your partner? Are you using a movie quote too much? And say it in the voice. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. You're discussing what movie quotes you use too much, mainly to annoy your partner or someone in the house. I'll look into it.

I've been quoting I'll Look Into It from Batman Begins so, so much. And then the end of that quote, he goes like, you don't have to thank me. You never will. So Morgan's like, can you open this jar? You don't have to thank me. You never will. So when Morgan's like, can you open this jar? I'm like, you don't have to thank me. You never will. I want to just reiterate, you've hemorrhaged

your vocal cords in the past and you've chosen Christian Bale's Batman to mimic. Val Kilmer didn't go as gravelly. You should copy his. Copy his quoting. And then Arnie is Mr. Freeze. copy his. Copy his quoting. Anyway.

And then Arnie is Mr. Freeze. Oh, how good's Mr. Freeze? It's good to be our cool summer. One of the most underrated Batman villains, Mr. Freeze. 100%. It's the best. 100%. We love a niche movie reference on this program. Yeah.

We love it. Yeah. So this is a safe space with which to share. John, you've got something that you like to annoy your wife with? Yes, very much. It all started pretty much four days after we got home from the hospital with our son. And he decided once I was changing his first snappy, well, not his first,

but one of his first, he decided to crap on my leg. Yeah. And I just turned to my wife and said, so put that thing back where it came from or so help me, from Monster Z and it's just stuck ever since. Wait, is it? Yes. Every time he does something silly or even a nappy change, honestly,

I'll turn to her and she'll just give me the biggest frown. John, isn't that the one that they then pretend they're writing the musical with? Do you actually sing it as well? Yes, yes. Put that thing back where it came from. So help me, so help me. And then you guys are delirious singing it while your child's pooing over it. Oh, John, I love that.

That's funny. If you can involve the kids, that's much more impactful. Michelle, on 131060, you say this to the kids a lot. Yes, I do. All right, give us the scenario, Michelle. I've got four kids, so there's lots of scraped knees and bumps and bruises and things like that. And they always come to you and they're like, oh, I hurt myself. And I go, but did you die?

What's that from? The hangover patch. Yeah, you've got to do it like the voice. So, Mom, Mom, I've fallen off my bike. But did you die? I knew it was Mr. Chow. Excellent, excellent execution. Well done, good commitment.

Nick, on 131060, what quote are you using too much and who are you doing it to? The quote that Channing Tatum does in Jump Street. Oh, yes. Love that movie. Give us the scenario, Nick. What's happening in your house? Okay, so I'll be on the lounge watching TV or on my phone

and don't really want to get up and do anything. And she'll come past and go, oh, can you help me do the dishwasher? Or can you help me sweep the kitty litter after she's changed it? And I kind of look at her awkwardly and go, my name is Jeff. And then walk away. It's the best girl. My name is Jeff. And walk away.

I'm not going to help you sweep the kitty litter. Mic drop moment. My name is Jeff. That answers that one. Oh, that's great. That would be a great quote. I can't see why that would annoy Nick's partner. What do you mean?

It's so good, though. Like, so basic. That is a great movie. Ellie, finish us off here on 131060. What movie quote do you use too much, and who are you annoying? I do it to anyone that I can. Yep. Give us the situation.

Well, if someone's complaining to me about something that I honestly don't care and it's very issue and not ish me. Issue and not ish me. That's right already, yes. And that would be, frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. She's going with a classic. Wow. Ellie's culture. Yeah, frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

I don't give a damn. That's fantastic. Jess and Ducko. Oh, wow. Ellie's culture. Yeah, frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn. That's fantastic. Jess and Ducko. Well done all. Right now, Shy Guy and Babs get their diary. I got to see them in action writing the diary yesterday. Goodness me. You and I left at the same time yesterday.

Yeah, it was. You had some time to kill and you were like, I'm going to go hunt down Babs and Shy Guy. Seeing the love they have for their job on the Thursday diary was special, you know. So paint me a picture. Are they there hovered over Shy Guy's little fuzzy diary? It looks like Babs was doing 95% of the work and Shy Guy was eating,

but I was also eating and Shy Guy and I were chatting. That's how it starts. Okay, okay. Babs was finding the quotes and they shortlisted things. They had their system, had their routine. Oh, I love that. They were like annoyed I was there. I was about to say, Babs, you disrupted our flight. Yeah, I did that. Yeah, yeah. They were, like, annoyed I was there. I was about to say, you disrupted our flight. Yeah, I did. They were, like, annoyed.

With the three-legged now crashing the third wheel, crashing your meeting. It felt like someone was looking over my shoulder. Yeah, I was there. I got that vibe. So I went and sat on the couch, like, a metre away from them. I was just chatting, but then they were in the zone. Yeah. Yeah, it was like having kids around that didn't want you there, but you're like, hey, kids, you want to play Nintendo?

What's up? Okay, I'll leave. Like, we're working. Anyway, here's the diary. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Ducko. There's been some crazy weather across New South Wales this week, and it even had Ducko worried about the tourists roaming the streets in the rain. But there was this one little, like, lady,

and she was holding an umbrella, and the umbrella was flipped, like, inside out. But she's been, like, abandoned by the group. The group just left her. It's, like, sideways raining. Oh. She just can't physically move. You know what happened?

I looked at her, I was like, are you okay? And she couldn't really speak English. And I was like, do you want to, let's get you undercover. And she said, okay. So I, we did not, I bare, I put my arms around her. You picked her up. I picked her up. I picked I did not. I bare hugged her. I put my arms around her. You picked her up. I picked her up. How else was I going to get her there?

And so she's in front of me. But she also hadn't communicated, yes, I need help. She wanted to get out. She was clutching for her dear life. You know what is the universal language? Welcome to Australia. You want some help? I'll be here. Here's Uncle Darko. The wind whisperer. It's Windman. Please tell me you pulled out a cape. Did you trot her over to the group whisperer. It's Wind Man.

Please tell me you pulled out a cape. Did you trot her over to the group? Yes, that's why I picked her up. To applause? Did they cheer? They kind of looked like, oh, s***, you brought her. Things got heated between producer Babs and Jess over some dishes that she left in the studio.

I just got fat shamed by Babs. What did she say? My one sister in this whole freaking hit team. We've got so many sausages in the team. She's turned on me. What'd she say? My one fellow taco has turned on me. I hate it when the tacos turn on me.

Surrounded by sausages. But my one taco sis. There's nothing wrong with a good old sausage party. Oh, we love that movie. But I'm just saying, the tacos should be sticking together. Nope. You repeat what you said to me. I said, how much food have you eaten?

But I should have changed that and said, why is there like a million things cutlery? That's what you should have said. Where I need to sit today. Oh, no. How much food have you eaten today? I had a bowl of beans. It's because I brought my Tupperware. Oh, no. How much food have you eaten today? I had a bowl of beans. It's because I brought my Tupperware.

Oh, yeah, it was a bunch of different... And she came and said, Jesus, Jess, how much have you... I've had a cup of tea, a cup of coffee, and I put my beans that were in a jar and the avocado that was in a Tupperware in a bowl. Oh, that's funny. Anyway.

Yeah. Bitch. We got to the bottom of why Tim Tams were being stored in the fridge at Woolies. We just had someone waiting, waiting in the wings. Check out, check out. Who was going to come on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shaga, can you explain what's just happened?

She's been told not to talk to us on the radio. The plot thickens with this. By who? Yeah, why is this happening? I think she's been silenced. She's been silenced for sure. A la Megan Markle. She got muzzled.

She got muzzled. She just got muzzled. Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on. Anonymous is called in. You may or may not work at Woolies. Do you have information pertaining to the Tim Tam in the fridge saga? Yes, it's just, there's no eggs, so putting something else in the fridge. Because there's an egg shortage, they're filling it with Tim Tams as like a look over here, look away.

Oh my God, anonymous. They were on a special last week, so pop them in there kind of thing. And have you found, now that we have a source, a fun one, have you found more people are purchasing them because they're refrigerated? I could not comment. Oh, okay. That's a soft yes I'm hearing. Pimples.

We've all had them, but not all of us have had them up our butts like Ducker. It was a pain in my, there's no polite way to say this, Eric, in the gorge. Feels like it's where you're sewn together. Like if we were adults. It's the seam. It is the seam. It's like a builder bear. That's where the heart would go. And for the gentleman between the, yeah, the boot into the other stuff.

It's the perineum, right? Yes. You got to map, yeah. I'd had an ingrown hair in there. I don't know how it happened. My wife loves popping pimples and that. So then what I had to do, what I had to do is, I had to go, Morgan, can you look at this?

And she's like, oh, yeah. I take off my pants and everything. Can you describe the position you were in? I had to pop my leg on the kitchen bench. So my leg's up like this. I got one leg up on the bench and one leg down. And so it's just open and she's underneath me. What?

With an iPhone torch? I was just having a medical watch. I don't think it was a torch. She was squatting down and she got the double thumb out and she just proceeded to go to town on me. God, you've got to be careful.

That could get infected. Well, that's what she was worried about too. Did she wash her hands? Well, that's it for this week. And remember, we only ask the big questions on this show. We had Lucy wondering why her max volume in her car is only 63. Why does the car volume only go up to 63 and not like 60 or 65?

Now, Lucy, I think this might be very make and model dependent. What car do you have? I have a Toyota Camry. All Toyotas go up to like 63 or 53. That's interesting. You're pumping things pretty loud, Lucy, are you? What are you listening to? Yeah, oh, just

heavy techno early at work. See you next week, Rice Cookers. Jess and Daco. Call the fan. Call the fan. Call the fan. All week, our friends at Harvey Norman said, look, school is returning soon.

A lot of schools have the BYOD situation. They are the experts for it. Why don't we hook the rice cookers up with a laptop a day? For anyone who gets involved, one of them is going to walk away with a brand new HP laptop. Hell yeah. You can pick up your $50 BYD discount card from Harvey Norman now and save. And I don't want to say that's the reason the rice cookers cooked all week,

but my God, we had some extraordinary contributions. They were cooking. Thank you to everyone who's gotten involved across the week, particularly today, of course, for our last laptop. Yep. A couple of honourable mentions, but let's get to it. An hour ago, Ducker, you wanted to ask, is anyone else using a movie quote?

Yeah. So much so it's really annoying their partner. Yeah, because I'm quoting Batman too much. My wife, I was telling her. In the voice and everything. In the voice, yeah. I'll look into it. Every time she wants me to do something, then I disappear.

Then I run off. Can you check if we need more toilet paper? I'll look into it. That wouldn't get annoying at all check if we need more toilet paper? Oh, I'll be in touch. That wouldn't get annoying at all. If Angus starts doing it to you, so good. But Michelle got in touch. Yeah. And she's got some kids in her life who are constantly whinging.

Yeah. And she hits them with this. Give us the scenario, Michelle. I've got four kids, so there's lots of scraped knees and bumps and bruises and things like that. And they always come to you and they're like, oh, I hurt myself. And I go, but did you die? What's that from? The Hangover Club.

Yeah, you've got to do it like the voice. So, mom, mom, I've fallen off my bike. But did you die? I knew it was Mr Chow. Excellent, excellent execution. I don't even really like the hangover, but I just love that Michelle is getting a giggle out of her own day. You know, just trying to keep her head screwed on

with kids who are constantly yanking on her leg. And the commitment, Michelle. It's one year to laptop. Oh, her leg. Ma, ma, ma, ma. So good. And the commitment, Michelle. It's one year, the laptop. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, man. Congratulations. It's easy as that. Oh, my goodness.

Thank you so much. So, Michelle, you have walked away with free fuel for free gasoline on Friday and now a laptop. How's that feel? Oh, my goodness. That is insane. What a day. What a Friday, Michelle.

Are any of those ratbags going into school and need a BYOD device? Oh, they're all at school. Yeah, I've got three in high school. In high school. Bang. This will save mum. Yeah, well done. Congratulations.

You got it. Thank Harvey Norman. Thank us. Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. You're welcome. It feels really hollow when you have to say thank us. Thank us right now, Michelle.

Great stuff. Thanks for getting involved, Mish. Have a great day. Thank you. Hey, it's that easy. And we have another, another co-fod next week. So last year, I reckon we had three co-fods across the year. We've already had three.

We've been back three weeks and we've done every week's co-fod. Crazy. So much to give away to the rice cookers who get involved. We've done cash. We've done laptops. Next week, what have we got, Ducker? This is pretty big. I should have queued up a song, actually.

You should have queued up. No, you've got Shy Guys doing it. You've got Shy Guys version. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Next week, we have the one and only. I'm the Shy Guy.

Yeah. Billie Eilish tickets every single day plus accommodation. That's right. She's touring Down Under. We're going to send you to her show in Sydney. Have a night's accommodation so you don't have to worry about like, oh, God, paying for that or getting home. Yeah.

Park Royal in Sydney. Unbelievable. But you get to see, I'm going to call her the voice of the generation. Well. I mean, I don't love Birds of a Feather, but I've heard she's an excellent performer live. And she's got other songs. She does have other songs, but Birds of a Feather is the main one.

It's probably the big one we're playing. We're always playing Birds of a Feather. And, you know. She's got Lunch as well. Remember Lunch was a hit? I actually loved Lunch. I don't think we ever played Dinner, though. Or was that just a joke?

Is she going to release Dinner next? That was just a joke. Oh, my bad. I could eat that girl for lunch. Yeah. So you can score tickets to see her plus accommodation on us. But you're telling me I don't have to jump through hoops. It's not like you're going to play some hard, tough game

where there's a register online. You just get involved. Oh, my God. From 6am. I wanted to play, like, can you beat shy guys? I'm the shy guy. You know what I mean, for billy tickets. Yeah.

Well, the fact it's a Call of Fame of the Day means it's just the best caller each day. So if you want to crowbar some sort of shy guy ode, what do we all mean? You know what we were going to do? Babs and Billie Eilish. They're both Billie. Which Billie's Billie? And we give you a Billie Eilish quote and a Babs-like thing she does in her life.

Oh, you're right. And you've got to tell us if it's a Billie Eilish thing or if it's actually Babs. The team obviously went, nah, too many hoops. Let's make it easier. True or false, Billie Eilish owns two German Shepherds, one named Dodge. False. That's Billy Babs. That's our Babsy.

That's our Babsy. Oh, damn. Oh, well, damn it, the co-vote. That's a missed opportunity. Maybe we'll get some more Billy tickets down the track and we can do it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's Monday from 6am. Yes, it is.

You never need an invitation. Always get involved. Always get involved. That's actually our favourite contribution. It is. When you just go, I will say something here. Yeah, when people just call in. That's right.

Remember we did half an hour last Friday on people's different volume levels in their car. We did half an hour just the other day of people putting weird stuff in the freezer and someone told us about a rat. That's right. And that created a flow on effect for people to say

I've got a bird in the freezer. Still concerned about that bird. I know. The bird died on holiday and the mum was like the kids will want

to say goodbye. I best freeze him until they come home. Here he is guys. I love our DMs. It's a while of place. So fun. Always get involved.

Please do. Hey, been a great week. Make sure you... Well done to you, Shy Guy. Thanks. The best week you've had all year. You reckon? Yeah.

Why's that? I think you were stronger week one. Just trying to give him a boost. Oh, sorry. Yeah, you've been great this week. Thank you. When we asked him, do you do any movie quotes at home, he goes, I've got no one to talk to.

It made me feel bad. So I'm trying to be nice. Mate, you've got your robo back, alright? Don't act so depressed. I invited him over for a glass of wine and a banana grams and he spat in my face. He goes, I won't do that. I went, alright, sit at home. Yeah, because I know what you're like with games. Do you want to hang out today? We'll do something, Sava.

Nah, I'm busy. That's the thing, you ask him to do stuff and he says he's busy and then you see him in Spotlight with his mum and you're like, well, don't act like that was busy. Eating pistachios. Don't act like you were doing nothing. Do you want to come over for pistachios and banana cream? Oh, yeah. What would get you excited to get you up? Like, what if I said, what would I have to say to get you up?

Oh, I'm there in 10 minutes. Nothing. Watch a show? No. We'll sit quietly and watch a show together. I don't know. Okay. I'm happy to hang.

Don't force it. Oh, yeah. I'm so sorry. Pardon us for trying to be your friend Yeah yeah And people wonder you give Shy Guy such a hard time

Do you hear him? He won't play with us He's not working with Anyway We're out of here He's just annoyed because we're running over so he wants us to shut up

Oh sorry Is someone doing an OB that we're cutting into? I actually don't know the answer to that Sorry if that's what's happening. Are you? Ducko-like.

We're out of here. We're out of here. Bye. See you tomorrow. Bye. What's the nickname for a plumber? Shit fiddler. Jess and Ducko.

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