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Episode Date: July 14, 2025

Jess put her foot in it talking to her husband about an ex, Babs boyfriend Jethro jets off to Europe without her and we ask where'd you kid get stuck?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Delicious Maccas breakfast is available till 10 30 a.m. Frecky comes first. Jess and Dougo. This is the Jess and Dougo podcast. Welcome to the podcast everybody. Howdy doody. Howdy doody. Howdy doody do.

Should I say howdy bonjour? Maybe you should. I cannot believe we've missed Bastille Day. I know. We took Babs on Contiki to Paris and we forgot to mention Happy Bastille Day Bonjour Babs Question because Babs' partner is now off on a Contiki tour

Why are they going to Paris? Is it just Paris they go to or are they going anywhere else in France? Yeah, Saint Sebastian Was Nice on there as well? Nice was on there, I remember you saying Nice I've been to Nice, Nice is fun though Is that on the South. Yeah, I wouldn't say nice is Kentucky fun, though I have a feeling that this Kentucky that they booked isn't party Kentucky. Is it cultural Kentucky? Maybe Is that like what it's like? Yeah, I've done it Kentucky. Have you done a tour? No, I never know. No, is this because the south of France not to rub it in Babs feels romantic

Yeah, that's we I know stone France not to rub it in Babs feels romantic. Yeah, that's me I know stone beaches though can fucking get in the bin. They are so uncomfortable. You and your reefies you're fine Oh, yeah, oh my feet are good. What's wrong? I lie on me back I tried to get her to take reefies with her. How good were the reefies cuz you got That's how they see em. They see my reefies go and that's hot man Cuz that's how they screw you in Europe You got to pay 30 euro for the day bed cuz no one wants to put their towel on a bed of pebbles. It's gross. Oh Really bad for the back. So you can know that at least he will not be comfortable

But I mean he gets to go to the beach. That's nice. No, you live by a beach I know but it's so cold. Oh get get a ice bath. Wake up. I know that's good for your Nervous system. Yep. Actually, that's probably what you need to reset a little dunce in some ice cold water You should get really fit while he's away. I did say that but then I just ate a massive croissant and cheese for breakfast. Oh like revenge body. Yeah. But that had broken up and he comes back. I know someone who can get Ozempic if you're in. I'm in. Do you know what's gonna happen Ducco? Yeah. He's gonna come back so broke and then have to rely on Babs even more. This is like punishment for mums. I'm broke too even more this is like punishment for mom's yeah you're working like you're you

picked up that extra cash well you're second all over the shop while we're away watch out well does he surely the cheeks are making enough money he can just be comfortable what is the dividend breakdown of the chicks? Do they make coin? This is his band. I think they do. Everyone knows the chicks. Yeah they do. They do make money.

But then they also put money back into recording and buying merch and stuff. Who takes their photos? Because their photos are always very cool on Instagram. They've got a guy that comes in and stops me. They've got a photographer that comes in and does it. We should get Jess and Ducko with team photos like that but like I'm lying down in the hallway, shot eyes pulling my leg. Yes, Jethro is always the one just he's always lurking. He's such a lurker. In that, in the new picture

for their new single, he like one of them's being pulled, who's being pulled? Is that the lead singer? That's Flynn. Yeah the lead singer. So the other two are like pulling him out and Jethro's just there in the corner yeah yeah so that's just Babs will recreate the jethro do you look at it go you like a fucking idiot I think they're cool do they get edited I love that though let's copy all their part let's do that next radio phone that's fun yeah well we're hopefully having a marketing shoot booked in Darko Do we go in saying hey we want this is a reference? I want to do some weird shit

I want to do some weird shit. I'm sick of you and I just staring at the camera Let's do one where we're like in giant like um, like little rascals. We're in a coat We make one giant person roll each other's shoulders. I love that. Who's the base? It's either you or me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's either you or me, I imagine. Yeah, fair, fair. And these two in the middle maybe? Oh, Babs could be a base actually. Babs could be a base. I feel like you have mentioned that before.

H-O-T-2-GO! Hot to go, go Babs! I wanna watch, what's that one with? The Dallas Cowboys. Is it Bring It On? No, the one with, um, There was no. Is it Bring It On? No, the one with um... There was no high school gymnastics team. This was a last resort. Bring It On.

Is that Bring It On? Eliza Dushku. Yeah. One of the great. I wanna watch that. She has a tattoo on it's face and she licks it. Yes. Kirsten Dance.

Kirsten Dance. That's who I was thinking of. I was gonna say Cameron Diaz, not Kirsten Dance. I said, brr. It's cold in here. Shy Guy, I reckon you'd love this film. I've seen them Well, one of them. There must be a Shy Guy in the app. How many are there? There's a fair few. But the first one's the one. Yeah, the one with Rihanna in it. Yeah, that's the only one I've seen.

Rihanna is not in the OG. The Clovis? The Clovis, Gabrielle Union, hot as hell. I remember more of that movie than I, you know, how's that stayed in that brain? Because that's one of the, that's one of the think, the staples of our childhood. Yeah, maybe. Was it late 90? Rihanna is in the original Bring It On. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. One of the sequels.

Wow. That's the one I've seen. There you go. With Solange. Solange? I can't, side note, I can't believe I was just in Sydney, standing in Bondi, and Pedro Pascal was also there on the same day and I didn't run into him. In Bondi?

Like, I know Bondi is busy. It's not that big. He was just cruising around. Just cruising. Because you would have surely felt the frenzy. Like, one of those people will take the pictures off. Yeah, yeah, what's going on over there? I just thought it was me.

I was like, they obviously listen to the show. Obviously. You guys listening to the Jess and Dr. podcast on Listen Up? Obviously. People aren't silly. Yeah, Dr. Podcast on ListenUp? Obviously. People aren't silly. Yeah, not morons. That would have been cool. Yeah, I know.

Have you ever been starstruck? I saw Ellen DeGeneres when I was in LA. Yeah. Because in LA, is it genuinely you could just be in the supermarket with her? Yeah, I saw her when I was walking to my acting school and she drove out of one of other studios. Amazing. And then she looked at me and waved at me and I was like, that was fucking Ellen.

Amazing. I got starstruck last. That's genuinely at me and I was like, that was fucking Ellen. Amazing, I got Starstruck last. That's true. That was fucking Ellen. That was fucking Ellen. Last time we were in Italy, our, you know, we were getting driven somewhere and along the coast, standard. And the driver in his thick Italian accent,

when you see that yacht, Beyonce's on that yacht. And we couldn't have been, we're on the land and she's in the middle of the ocean. But you were close though. Oh my god, it could be does that everyone though Probably and he probably just pointed a big bow and picks a celeb But even just being that in the vicinity I went holy shit. Yeah, just feel it feels different doesn't it? It just feels like I went to Leonardo DiCaprio's house Outside it to try and um, was that on the star map? Yeah, and then a security guards like you need to leave right now

Does he have people patrolling the perimeter? Yeah and then I had to drive off and I was like that was fucking weird Why don't I just go to Leo DiCaprio's house? What was my plan? Like what was I thinking? You never see anything but the gate That's what I saw in the gate and the security guard's like you need to leave now And I was like I'm so sorry Which would suggest Leo was inside

So really I was close to Leo We're best friends You've breathed the same air I was genuinely like I'll just tell him he's my favourite actor, like I just love him, you know, he'll understand. What if we read scenes together? Yeah. Do you want to come inside? I've got a script. Liam and Chris Hemsworth. Have you?

Both? At the same time were they together? Yeah, at Byron Bay a couple years back. What were you doing? Just like... They had like a bushfire concert thing. Oh. In Iway. They're not singers. Of course you were there. No, but they were there. Did they put it on? They were just like I had like a bushfire concert thing oh and I went they're not seeing it Of course you were there. No, but they were there and what I put it on they were just like in the public

Yeah, they were just walking around and so was um his wife that else. Yeah, she was dancing next to my dad hang on So how long ago was grinding on Elsa Pataki? Yeah, I reckon that was maybe like So Liam was with Miley Reckon ball go probably Did um were they nice? Yeah Maybe like four years ago? So Liam was with Miley? Was he? He might have been. That long ago probably. Oh cool. Did um, were they nice? Yeah.

Yeah. Did you? Yeah. I'd love to see that photo. I'll show you. Okay. How tempted were you to say Liam not you, just Chris? Yeah yeah yeah.

I don't want Liam in my photo. No, I actually like Liam Hemsworth. Yeah of course you would. Okay not you Chris Liam. You would like the wounded puppy Hemsworth wouldn't you? No, because I thought he did it. Lucy was in that movie with Miley Cyrus I really liked. What's it? The last song. The last song. And then he was in the movie with Chris. You would like the wounded puppy Hemsworth, wouldn't you? No, because I thought he did it.

He was in that movie with Miley Cyrus. The last song. And then he was in The Hunger Games too. Absolutely he was. He was a bit of a useless character. Catnip. That's a great movie. Shaka, have you seen anyone famous?

Don't say your penis. We made I mean, I've met been star-shocked. Oh. I don't think. Well, the first day you did the show with us. Absolutely. After we rejected you 15 times for the job.

Yeah. Finally, these motherfuckers. Failed two interviews, got there around three, and here we are. Aren't you better for it? What do they say? Three times a charm. What do they say? No time to chat. Hahahaha. Jetson Ducko in the morning. There's only one show to wake up with.

Jetson Ducko! The only pop show I listen to. The rest are rubbish. Broadcasting live. Moving and moving out all I want is the noise. Turning up, turning left, it's about to go off. Jetson! See but then you're queef in the middle of this and it just ruins everything

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That crotch is not swampy Big shows and big vibes in 2025 This is Jess and Ducko Great camera action Heads up tits up let's **** up Welcome to a new week Fresh can of the new weeks, huh? Nothing nothing is gonna not let me enjoy that fresh can duck. Oh even

Being abandoned by our two colleagues in the room here. What do you mean? What happened made eye contact with both of them in the car park. I look up from parking my car They popped up the elevator without me I'll give you a time to rebut. It's happened to me before it there's nothing worse Do you know but this this layer got me duck oh, that's fine I understand they've got more on their to-do list of a morning than I do Yeah, perhaps they wanted to get a wriggle on take some of those things off, but the excuse of Jerry from down the hall was already in the lift. He was waiting for us. You chose Jerry over me Why would you tell me that? Right of reply sir. The elevator was yelling at us because we were waiting too long

And we know that you had to park 18 times when you see Jess parking you go That's not gonna be quick. So? She went in, we're like, oh she might be quick. And then you started going forward again. So? What you should do in that is just go up and then swap your car down to hit level two again.

So it comes back down for her. I mean, that would have been nice, but I also, I also think- Babs has been there before, they've left without me. As a friend. It's horrible, it hurts. And it's one of the rare times I actually made eye contact with Starguy and waved at him.

But to be fair, I was looking at your new car, not- Just checking out the Jaycoon. Just checking out the Jaycoon. Babs always just stares away It's horrible, it hurts. And it's one of the rare times I actually made eye contact with Starguy and waved it here. But to be fair, I was looking at your new car, not... Just checking out the Jaycoo. Babs always just stares away and just like stares at the lift and doesn't look at you. You know what, I actually rolled down my window to say bonjour to Babs and she just had kept walking. I went, oh, I couldn't even get a word in. That's alright, I'll catch them at the lift.

Low and behold, I could not. I'm not even gonna let that dampen this week. No, I don't think so. Cause we've got a fresh can baby. It's a fresh can. It's what we do. We come in together new weeks you know. New week, it's fresh. Doesn't matter if your closest friends hurt you. You push forward. How often did you guys have a conversation about it? We were like, oh we should stay. We made the wrong choice here.

Or should we get out of here? That's right. No I have no regrets Babs. You. I want to say I thought about it, but I didn't. Lift etiquette, it just jumps a generation doesn't it? It really does! But how, okay. Teamwork, I'd argue.

It comes down to teamwork. Someone was already waiting for us. Do you then force them to wait? No, what I'd say is, you are not as much as a priority as the person who's just arrived. So, see you later, have a nice day. I'm gonna wait for them. They waited so I felt obligated. Yeah, you had to go with them because they'd already waited for you to get there. Loyalty Ducco, loyalty. I don't know if this generation has been taught it unlike our generation. Yeah I would always like. It's okay. It's like three years difference between. What that then there's no excuse.

What that then there's no excuse. You should be better sir. My mama raised me to be loyal. How did your mama raise you ducko? Ah yeah loyalty, loyalty with a touch of class. That's right. I just don't have it these young ones. Next time just swipe the card to send it back. There's nothing better than when someone does that you press the button. I feel like we'd still be having this conversation. Probably. Probably, absolutely we would. Yeah. Um shy guy I can't forgive if there's someone who can have a little bit of leeway. It's some abandoned hot sausage out there. Goodness. She's in a vortex.

How are you Babs? Your boyfriend has left now for a month on a party driven, ravaging, sex crazy contiki. I'm fine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha There's a lot on her plate at the moment. Oh no. Don't worry Babs, we're going to sort you out in the show today. We're going to help you out because we know he's away so we've got some surprises for you. Because what have we just said? Teamwork, loyalty, we've got each other's backs. Yep. Let's show them how it's done. Were you enjoying all the messages we were sending you yesterday or no, making it worse? I think it was making it worse. Yeah, I thought it might.

Sorry. I saw a car radio yesterday, Bab 712 and it made me think of sweet Babs. Everything reminds me of Babs. Everything reminds me. You can see her in everything if you look hard enough. I thought, oh God, where would she be now? Probably halfway to that drive, dropping her boyfriend off. Because she had to drive famously, we'll get into it, but she had to drive two and a half

hours to drop him off one way and then two and a half hours back. Obviously turn back around. Yeah. God, that's commitment. But hey, Babs, you know what? It's going to be great. Crack open a can for me, Babs. off one way and then two and a half hours back. Obviously turn back around. Yeah. God, that's commitment. But hey Babs, you know what? It's going to be great. Crack open a can for me Babs.

Oh, that's a crisp one. It is. It sounded a little flat. I think it's been on the shelf for a little while. It was Pesido. We need to recarbonate. Yeah. And we will Babs, don't you worry.

Yeah, we'll do that. We've got a co-fod. That'll make you feel excited. We have tickets to Keith Urban every day on the show plus accommodation. It's pretty bloody good How good would that be? It would be amazing. People love Keith. Absolutely the fighter come on. Oh, yeah What a track. Maybe that needs to be Babs's theme song for the next couple of weeks while her boyfriend is on Kentucky You're a fighter Babs. Come on. Let's not let it get you down We were messaging in the group and then Shaga said he individually texted Babs and she just replied back with a song.

Yeah, Better Days. How much did you have that on loop? A couple of times. I saw Pete live recently. Good song. What a slap. But yeah, we do have Keith Urban tickets every single day. AlphaBox, your chance at $10,000 coming up at 6.30 and 8 when we play that this morning.

Hey, Babs' game is getting another run this week, the Book Tok Bobs. Oh yeah. She's brought in one of her smut erotica novels again, I can see on her desk. Yeah, I look forward to that. She's gonna sing us a couple of songs, get involved. It'll be a bit of fun. Up next though. Up next, as we did say, she's in the depths, sweet Babs. So what we thought we could do is take Babs on her own, Kentucky.

Every day this week, so we'll get her in studio next. We've got costumes, we've got props, we've got food. We've got someone who's going to make your belly sick. And we've got friends all around the world. Yes we do. That can keep an eye on your partner for you. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko.

Hold on, we're trying to get changed in here but there's not much. I was going to say, Cyril did not give us a lot of time there. So if you have missed it, Young Babs, the, are you going to say the most vulnerable member of the team, Ducco? Absolutely. She's been abandoned by the love of her life. Her boyfriend decided a couple of weeks ago, Hey, babe, just going to chuff off over, uh, to Europe on Contiki.

Contiki with the boys. With me, mate. Yeah. I'm going to leave you at home, even though you've expressed a desire, a deep desire to travel. Whilst that may have been nice, a deep desire to travel. Yep. Whilst that may have been nice, I'm doing it with Du Bois. And we thought, well, every day this week, why don't we, why don't we send Babs on her own Kentucky to sort of match where her boyfriend is going.

To kind of follow him from afar. To follow him from afar. So our first destination, the city of love, Ducat. Well with my kin Babs, I know a lot about this place. We are in Paris, France. Why don't you pop on in? It's no fun. I mean you've already been left out once. Don't stay outside the studio. Does Babs have a beret or is this just for us? No, we strategically bought three things, not four.

We didn't get you anything! Well she was already left out! Welcome to reinforcing the leaving out. Bonjour! Bonjour to you! Your first stop on your Contiki is Paris, France, of course. Je m'appelle Babs. Oui oui.

Oui oui. We also have the sights, the smells of this beautiful city. Yeah, it's beautiful. And of course, what would a trip to Paris be without some culinary adventures? Yeah, I know. We needed food. We needed something that was going to make you feel like you're involved. Because you know, Jethro is over there eating baguettes under the Eiffel Tower. Absolutely. With someone called Rachel.

Being hassled by those people who try and sell you the one red rose for 10 euros. But you can be living your best life. Absolutely. From afar, with a baguettehmm a nice wedge of French brie Some madeleines. Oh, we just open it. Oh, sorry. I mean we did not have much time with we know that cereal really Yeah, we should have put it along the side. We don't know if we're going to six hand or where we're going and your favorite Babs Yeah, an almond croissant. Oh How you got gonna go today?

Not good at all. So worth it. But there you go, but I think the big thing here Ducco, is you've got connections all over the world. All over the world I have connections. So, Pablo, I think we've got Pablo in France. That's right. If we're gonna cross live to Paris. I think it would be good because we are on the literal other side of the world. So we're gonna need eyes on Babs' boyfriend.

Not that he's gonna do anything. But when you've got someone on the ground like a CIA spy, I think it makes sense to touch base. And Pablo got his way over to France pretty quick. Pretty quick. He's got that special passport. He can skip all the queues. God knows how he gets. He gets in people's luggage, I think. God knows how he gets there. So do you want to... I know you famously have quite the rivalry with Pablo. Yeah, we don't get along too well. He got with my ex.

There's a whole fish in there. Do you want to step out? Maybe you can pass the beret that you're wearing to Pablo so he can feel. Well good luck Babs, hope it all goes well. Oh, hello senorita. I'm back. A lot. Sausage.

Hi Pablo. Oh you know, you sent Pablo to Paris. Pablo do job for you. You know, I find out what your boyfriend is. Is it Jethro? Yes, that's right. I find out what he do. You know, we're here on the Eiffel Tower. Have you got me there, the shy guy? Got you there Pablo. Hello Jessica.

Loud and clear Pablo. Thank you so much for putting your body on the line. And doing this for us. Got you there Pablo. Hello Jessica. Loud and clear Pablo. Thank you so much for putting your body on the line. It's a pleasure. And doing this for us. We know you're a busy man. Very busy. Pablo very busy. You know, not allowed in lots of country, but I got through into Paris.

I'm very good. Lucky the five countries we are going to this week, you, I'm pretty sure are exempt. You're allowed to go. Excuse me, there's a French. Get away from me you French bastard! Asshole! Abandoned! Sorry. You make me sick.

Now we never really quite nailed down where you hail from, but you've got friends, relatives... Spin a map, point a finger, I'm from there. Pablo, where are you from? Have you got a connections in Paris as well? Spies everywhere. I've got Pablo, my cousin, you know? So Pablo take Pablo around around and Pablo and Pablo

Oh, we go out perhaps you should see the nightclub we got oh my god But that's what important first a dinner of frogs legs. Yes, and escargot I'm sure and then I got on the absence Oh, bye, bye, and then watch your partner. That's right me and Pablo and Pablo we go out and we find yeah And can I just say, Pablo likey. You like the boyfriend? Yeah, he looks pretty good. I've got to spend what, six weeks with him? You never know what Pablo can do.

The wind blows which way Pablo goes, you know? The train system in Europe is fantastic. Pablo don't get public transport. Pablo doesn't mingle with the public. Pablo doesn't mingle. Now did doesn't mingle with the public. Did Jethro come with these three French women I see? Or was it just a... who did he come with? Just his friend.

One man friend? I will keep eye on him. They go to bad bar, Pablo don't like... So what Pablo do for you hot sausage? He deliberately go up and he hits on the girl Jethro talking to. So girl like Pablo, not Jethro. Okay. Pablo will lure any competition away. That's a good friend.

That is a good friend. Thanks Pablo. We're not even paying Pablo for this. Really? He's doing this out of the goodness of his heart. It's all free. Pablo does it for Pablo. You know?

Sorry, French people everywhere. I do not like them, you know? They're quite stuck up, aren't they, they're French. You should see my cousin Pablo. They're not as open. They're giving. But I just came in naked, you know. I thought that's what we do. I mean nudity in a beret, it's a hell of a look Pablo, but you pull it off. From down the line of course, because you are at the Eiffel Tower.

How does my beret always stay upright, hot sausage? Anyway. Does this make you feel better? It's like you're there. I know, it literally feels like I'm there. Jess and Ducko. Lady Gaga! How bad do you want me? Here, breakfast Jess and Dick. Who?

Who's here? I was gonna say Dicko. Mate, you only had one bite of that, Madleine and it's gone straight to your head. We had Pablo on last chat and I think he's just gotten to me. Oh yeah, you missed him unfortunately. I know, to get to see him again. Oh Jess and, I was going to say Dicko? Ducko, that's who I am.

That's not Touchdown. What was Dicko famous for on Oz Idol? He was the mean one. He was calling Paulini fat in a gold dress. Yeah. You don't want to be associated with him. I don't want to be here. You're much nicer than that.

Yeah. Don't know what happened there. Ash had a little bleed. Um, good to be back on. Do you need some baguettes? Do you want that? Yeah. Yeah. Fab's boyfriend's away, so we're eating French things and wearing French.

We're only dressed in French things. Not her though. That's right. Well, she already got left out once. We thought we'd leave her out again. She can tag along. Yeah. Today we're in Paris, France, of course. You know what she told me? When Pablo so kindly went to Paris to spy on her boyfriend, hit

on girls that were trying to hit on him and stuff, she said, Pablo wigs her out, makes her feel uncomfortable. Oh, he makes you feel uncomfortable, but your boyfriend chuffing off without you. That's all above board. How dare you? Pablo's everyone's cousin. You know what I mean? Everyone's cousin. Weird when you start sleeping with him and it feels a little close to home, but... God, so ungrateful. Come on, Babs.

Don't come for me today, please. Well, Pablo's going to be back every day this week, so... Absolutely. Wait till you meet his Greek cousin tomorrow. And he's just going to get more prime time every day. He's going to slide down the board. He's proven himself. He's absolutely proven himself.

Right now though, we need to discuss sleeping arrangements. Can you take that beret off your head? I can't take you seriously. What do you mean? You guys are in your miming shirts over there. That's what you look like. It looks so flat. You needed a dose of what you look like.

No, let's all leave them on and look like idiots. We look back at the video in two years time and go, what are we doing? That's pretty much every day, every week. So many embarrassments and regrets. We're talking koala mattresses. I've actually got koala mattresses. Are they the ones that come rolled up and then you cut the gladrabbit and bing! Yeah, it spans out. They've done a new study on what side of the bed men and women and couples etc prefer to sleep on. Now important, when we're doing this we are looking at the bed to choose our side okay so if you're looking you're facing

your bed do you sleep on the left or do you sleep on the right? Jess the right hand's the one you write with. Thank you. I'm looking at the bed, sorry is it different if I'm in the bed? No okay I'm looking at the bed. You're left or right? Left. You sleep in the left? Yep. Okay. That's the side I also sleep on. I don't like sleeping on the left.

Can we open up this? Ah, sure. Angus is like, no, no, I want to be closer to the door so I can, he says to defend. Yeah. He just wants to be closer to the bathroom. I'm like, I want to be closer to the bathroom. See, mine in our house, left is closer to the bathroom. So I'm closer to the bathroom. Oh, see.

And he's that, you're no, you're defending if there's an intruder. Oh, I've got me nine on under my bed just in case. Absolutely. You do. Um, yeah. Okay. Why do you like to sleep there? Well, firstly, should I go to your left?

Oh, your buddy's at left. Yeah. Uh, Babs. Hang on, but you're on your own in the bed. But you still have a side. Yeah, I still have a side. Oh no, when I'm on my own, I'm in the middle. All my things are on the left side.

Oh, your bedside table. I tried to roll that stuff. Yeah. Yours is on, yours is on the right though. Cause I've seen, is, I'm in the middle. All my things are on the left side. Oh, your bedside table. Yeah. Yours is on the right though. Cause I've seen, is that where you film the video for us? Your get up? No, it's the left, isn't it? No, if you're facing the bed, that's your right side where your, your alarm clock was and stuff. That is the right side.

Yeah. Babs. Sorry. Don't even try and lie to Ducco about your bedrooms. No, I'm not lying. I just got mixed up. Am I looking at me? No, you're looking at me.

It's confusing. It's confusing. It's confusing Babs. I sleep on the left. And it's funny Babs because your boyfriend doesn't live with you so when he comes over, do you sort of go, alright, scooch into my position? Yeah we do. It's at both houses too. That's funny. Because it says 9 out of 10 Australians have a particular side. According to the study done from Koala, women have an affinity for the left-hand side of the bed. More than half, 60% of women demanding

that they have the left side. Ah, so I would want the right if I could, but surely it's got to do with your house and room configuration more than anything. It says only 5% of women don't have a preference. Men are a bit more relaxed with their preferences. However, it says if you sleep on the left side of the bed and on your right side of your body, right? So you're sleeping on the left side of the bed and on your right side of your body, right?

So you're sleeping on the left side of the bed but you're lying on your right shoulder. Sure. It's because you allow yourself to be cuddled and be the little spoon. Is that what you do? Yeah, it's what I do as well. But I'm closer to the door too. So you are defending with the nine iron but you also like to be cuddled. Mine is I can't sleep on my left shoulder because I've dislocated it too many times.

So I have to sleep on that side. You have to do that. to face out on that shoulder. But I sleep on as a back sleeper anyway, but this is a whole thing. Oh, I wish I could sleep on my back. Yeah. I wish I could. It's funny. I worked so hard to train myself and then fell pregnant and it was like,

oh, now it's not safe to sleep on your back. So obviously I had to get all the training. So you build a pillow for it around so you couldn't roll. Genuinely literally started on my back. Obviously you're wide awake when you first get into bed and it was like, don't move. Don't move. And you almost just got this inner monologue of don't move. And you have this, but I would be more comfortable if I just, no, stay there.

And because I'm very lucky, I can fall asleep relatively quickly would fall asleep. I've seen you fall asleep in that chair in a meeting. Just, just eyes roll to it. Did you notice? On my back. Jess and Ducko in a meeting. Just eyes rolled to it. Did you notice? On my back. 30 seconds answer. 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice.

And if you're unsure of the question just say pass. We come back of course if there is time we are playing for ten thousand dollars to kick the week off. It'd be nice our player is Jayden hello Jayden Hello Jayden good morning. Thank you for joining the show What do you want to do with ten thousand dollars? My partner and I are going to Vegas for the footy next year, so it'll come in real handy. Get a magic round, hey? You already booked?

Yeah, already booked. Alright, off they go. Alrighty, well how good's this for Jayden's letter? It's C. C for casino. Bang. Hit a few of those up in Vegas, I'm sure. That's the plan. You're sleeping in one. Alrighty Jaden let's waste no more time. Are you ready to rock?

Yeah I'm sweating. No don't sweat. Get it together. You've got this. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter C we need you to name something round. Starting with the letter C, we need you to name something round. Um, a circle? A drink. Cola. A band. Coldplay. A country.

China. An adjective. A chord. A board game. Pluto. An instrument. Um, cello. A board game. Cluedo. An instrument. Um, cello. A horror movie.

Oh god. Um, truck. A clothing brand. Um, um. Some good answers. Some very, very cool, calm and collected little jacks. Yeah, very related. Um, you got yourself seven in the end. Look everything else you got correct bar adjective. I think you said could. We're looking for clever or creative

courageous perhaps. I forgot what an adjective was in the workshop. Ah yes describing words. Yeah they're a tough one. In the moment too when your brain is trying to think that fast. Yep. And then a clothing brand you ran at a time you would have said country road. I know you would have. Oh yeah. Or cotton on. One of the greats. One of the greats. you would have oh yeah or cotton on um you're one of the greats one of the greats of course shy goes to manage cotton on he did he still does i think on the weekends uh hey look you don't get you did not get the cash but you don't go by empty handed this is unreal three months coffee subscription thanks to lord supply embrace the cows with lord supply you get three months of coffee oh i don't like coffee. You can take that up with Babs.

Someone in your family shall be drinking your coffee. We are both literally drinking Lord's coffee right now. And I've got to say, cheers. It's delicious. It's really nice. Hey, if anything's going to get you to be a coffee drinker, it's the Lord's been. Jaden, we'll circle back. We'll come back, Jaden.

We'll get you addicted to caffeine in no time. Thanks for playing though, enjoy Magic Round. Thank you. We play again at 8 o'clock. Hopefully if they don't win, they enjoy coffee. I don't think we've ever had someone go, I don't like that thing. Like, we've given away shoes, we've given away bedding, we've given away vouchers. Never heard someone say, I don't want that. I'm not a fan of that. Of that substance.

Ah well. Jess and Ducko. Right now, Ducko. Will you put your hand up? Will you admit to being a Sitzpinkler? Oh, don't you dare accuse me of Sitzpinkling. I reckon you might be a Sitzpinkler. A Sitzpinkler! Is that a German word or a German word? It is a German word. Very good. It's so cultural. Sitzpinkler is a term... Germans have a word for everything. I see this sometimes come up in various articles where they mention Germany.

They go, they came up with a phrase, they came up with a word. Is Sitzpinkler related to... ...Riboflavn? Close. Okay. Sitzpinkler is the word that Germans came up with to talk about men... Yes? ...who like to sit down to go wee-wee. Oh no. And not, and not, ooh I think I need to go number two so I'll sit but then it ends up wee as well or just wee. We are talking I know I only need to

go number one and I choose to sit. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF.. The only time I'd ever do it would be if I... If it was dark or something and I didn't want to like miss. How many drinks have you had? Yeah, you don't want to miss the bowl. This is just easier if I sit it and I don't need to then wipe it after because I'm good to go. So you are only a Sitzpinkler? Yeah.

Under certain circumstances. I'm a Sitzpinkler under Sitzinfluence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't say Shy Guy, you're never a Sitzpink Yeah. Are you kidding? He couldn't fit that thing up in there? Nelly did in America cuz you know, I'll never there was like all the way. Yeah, the water is high there is America you gotta be careful. Oh gosh, that must be awful if you do drop a juice. Yeah, then it's right there Yeah, yeah, it is. It just floats there. It is a bit odd. The water is like, yeah, like right up there.

The water's like halfway up the bowl. So the same sort of structure with the toilet, but the water is so much fuller. I even think their porcelain structure is different. Okay, like the actual cavity of the toilet. What a strange difference. Oh, no, it's just, yeah, it's the same. It's just the water is higher. I wonder how you program a toilet to do that. It must be something to do with the cistern.

Anyway, we're talking about sits pinkling because the Guardian have finally, I mean finally, conducted a 13-country study on men's preferences to be or to not be a sitsitzpinkler. Coming up at the top of the ranking is Germany with 40% of men saying yeah I sit to pee. See if the Germans are doing it makes me feel like we're doing it wrong. I know because aren't they all about efficiency? Correct. They don't muck around the Germans to stereotype and 40% no wonder they came up with a word for it. Coming in at second place.

We always say, boys who sit pink leather together, stay together. You know, that's really the boys who always tell each other. You know how the ladies, like, if Babs and I go to the club, we all sort of agree, oh bathroom run, and we all go together, we all come out together. The boys, you've got no idea of the joy of those experiences. We can cross swords so many times in a year and all, but it's just not as fun. It's not the same because your eyes are forward. Whereas we're wearing the cubicle together, you know, I'm looking at them, they're looking

at me, there's height differences, it's quite a bonding moment. Still wigs me out, I couldn't do that. Yeah, going to the cubicle with like six girls. Yeah, but see there's an unspoken rule, Shiger, that you only sitz pinkler, but when you're J-Farge and sometimes you gotta, you know, sitz poopler. Then your girlfriend starts getting mad at you. That's why no one goes to Jess anymore. Jess is like, who wants to come to the toilet with me and maybe sits poopla?

Everyone's like, nah, we're good. I'm gonna find people like, nah, we'll wait up here at the bath. Jess, you always follow through and it's just not as fun. Sometimes, one of my great memories, my cousin Sharon, we went to the club. Granted, we were next to each other in the cube because we weren't together. And after we came out, she goes, you shit, shit didn't you I said, how did you know? She goes I could hear how much toilet paper you were pulling off. I went you should work for the FBI that is unbelievable detective work

22% of Swedish men. Oh, yeah, okay. Where the hell do you sit on this? 25% okay. Oh my god. We're second. We're second on the list the grid that Babs gave me didn't rank it in order for some reason. Why is Australia written as fifth when we're clearly second? I think because it's overall... I don't know. Overall? Because there's a few different stats. Oh, you're right. Every time, most times, sometimes. 25% of Aussie men, that's one quarter, great maths, have said, I sit down every time to go single time to go. To go sit Sitzpinkler. It just wigs me out too much. Wow. It wigs me out to do it. 14% most times, 16% sometimes and 27% of men say never. Bullcrap. There is all day. You've got to try it.

There's always a reason you might need to. There's always a time to sit Sitzpink. There's always a time to sit Sitzpink. Do you sometimes show up here at home, do you ever just wean in your backyard? Yeah. Yeah. Nothing's better. There's always a time to sit spink. There's always a time to sit spink. Sometimes, Shara, if you're in your home, do you ever just wee in your backyard? Yeah. Yeah. Nothing's better. Nothing's better than just going outside and just doing in the backyard. Nature's toilet. In the corner though. In the corner, obviously. Yeah, we're respecting why you need to be in the corner. Yeah. I think it's very good for your lemon tree. Do you have a lemon tree in your backyard? I do. You should piss on it. Apparently, it's very good for it. I'll come over and piss in your lemon tree if you want Richard. Alright, ready? Quick Google,

is urine good for a lemon tree? Here we go. Go Babs, go Babs, go Babs! It is a tough week for Babs this week. Obviously her boyfriend being overseas on a Contiki tour. She's downed a whole almond croissant. Yeah, her guts are already churning. I don't think, no she's feeling well. Who's got the Google answer? It can be, it's nitrogen rich, P is, and it's a free fertilizer apparently so it gets rid of bugs. Is the answer yes or no? The answer is can be good. Babs, did you have more of a succinct answer?

Well I actually googled is lemon good for urine so. Oh you're backwards man, you're backwards. Did you use Bing as well? No I used Google. Thank you. Point to Shy Guy. Jeff and Ducco. There's been a new phone case created and they're silicon phone cases that look and Thank you! Point to Shy Guy. Jess and Ducko. There's been a new phone case created and they're silicon phone cases that look and feel like human skin.

It rubs lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told. I was about to say it's giving serial killer Ducko. Hello, Clarice. I don't like it. So they've done this. This has been inspired by a company after research revealed the staggering time people check their phones But don't check the UV index and how much people are getting burnt not wearing sunscreen outside, right? Sure So basically this skin case you can get three different skin tones to match your current skin tones

There's a nice pale one for you. Shall I Lord a bit of a tan one another dark one? Okay, this phone case the way it's built when you have it out in the Sun It will get burnt and it will actually change on the back of the phone case to show you, oh the UV index is actually high, it's starting to get wrinkled and it's starting to get a little bit burnt. Is it meant to be a, hey you need to go inside, you need to slip, slop, slap? You need to put some sunscreen on, exactly right. Oh my god.

It burns in real time to remind us to slap on some sunscreen. Who made this? Like one of the sunscreen companies? Was it like a cancer council? Researcher Mark Tasia. Okay. Partnered with Virgin Media O2 to create the skin case it's called. Oh my god.

So it uses 3D printing and hand sculpting techniques and individually carved wrinkles into the engineered like of the actual skin case. So it can also get more wrinkles. So you can look at your skin case and go, geez, that's, that's had four more wrinkles than I had this morning. Oh my God. I I mean you know me and I'm a slave to the beauty industry the wellness industry yeah I don't want that sort of reminder no thank you. It feels like human skin on the back of your

phone so when you when you're moving out touch it feels like skin. I've got just what are these ones mate are they silicon? They're soft, they're slippery. This is almost enough we don't need oh my god well if it was to feel like my skin Are they silicon? Whatever they're made out of. Yeah, yeah. They're soft. They're slippery. Yeah. You can now you put that. This is almost enough. We don't need. Oh my God. Well, if it was to feel like my skin, you'd feel the bristles. Yeah.

But apparently, I mean, everyone, everyone who has a phone, I know iPhones have it or a watch. It has the UV index on there, right? Like, my God, does it? It does. Does it give you an alert when the UV goes high? You can just check it. It doesn't alert you. You can just check like the UV index today.

They tell extreme. Right. Okay. Or whatever. But like, can just check it. It doesn't alert you. You can just check like the UV index today. They tell extreme, okay or whatever. But like I never check it. No, neither. And that's not part of the weather app. That's literally a phone component. On the watch it has UV index. Oh, amazing. I don't know if the view is in the weather app.

Isn't that the key though? You have to check that. Whereas these people are going, hey, we know you're not checking. We know you're pretending to be oblivious. So we're going to give you something that you cannot ignore. Your phone. I thought we could all get one. So we have four of these skin cases and then we can see who's got the most burnt.

Do we? Can you put sunscreen on it? Oh, no. Or can you put lotion like Buffalo Bill from Sounds of the Land? You have to moisturise it. Do you have to moisturise it? Because when it gets burnt, does it come back? Like that night, does it rejuvenate?

Does it peel? You know how when you're a kid you'd be like, ah, I'm going to see if I can get the biggest peel off my arm. Can you do that to the case? Because imagine that. Imagine you burnt it really early on and your case is all shriveled up and burnt. Does the case get moles? Do I have to take my case for a skin check?

You need to get it skin checked. You need to get the moles cut out. Get the moles cut out. Yeah, it's a full on, yeah, exactly right. That's exactly what happens. That's a great way to moles cut out. Yeah, it's a full on, yeah, exactly right. That's exactly what happens. That's a great way to educate the public. Isn't it just?

Oh my God. But I thought we could all get our skin case phones. I'm happy to not have one. No, come on. But someone's birthday's coming up soon. Get me a skin case. Jess and Ducco. We're in Ohio for this story, Ducco.

Specifically 25 miles northeast of Cincinnati. Oh great. Now I know where we are. I know you're a big geography guy. I know you want to pinpoint exactly where we are on the map. This is not the first time we've heard about a kid crawling into a claw machine. What can I have a time for that? Hell yeah.

It's on my first radio with a claw machine. I feel like this is the third time Yeah, kids get stuck in claw machines. In like recent months a kid clearly, I'm reading between the lines here, Ducko This is not in the article that Babs has provided me. Yeah, but the kids gone, daddy I want to play the claw machine and daddy's gone. No, it's four dollars. We don't need to you've got toys at home But the kid goes, you never win anyway. You never win. They are rigged for you to lose. They are. But the kid's gone, well, stuff you, daddy.

I'm gonna crawl in there and get a toy myself. Firstly, cheating. Yeah. Secondly, you're gonna get stuck. Or do you reckon maybe the dad's like, hey, just crawl in there, son. You'll win it. You never know. Way to see another perspective.

Yeah. Here I am thinking it's some ratbag kid. You reckon it's a ratbag dad? It could be. Could be. I would like to see my kid get stuck in it's a ratbag dad? It could be. It could be. I would like to see my kid get stuck in a claw machine. Just to see if we could. The hijinks that you and Flo are going to get up to.

It's going to be fun, isn't it? You're going to both be on a leash. You know, you get the backpack leash for the kid. She's going to have to get you a chipmunk. Do you see us around a Westfield? Just both of us try to run into time zone. She takes you into time zone, doesn't put any money in the machines, but you both think that you're playing Daytona.

I think I'm winning. This kid, we don't have an age, it just says young Ohio boy. He's crawled into the claw machine via the prize shoot. And then obviously those things only open one way. So can't get himself out. We don't have any comment from the parent, but passes But Passersby, which makes me very nervous, where are the parents? Passersby notice a kid pop up in amongst all the stuff, toys, so they call emergency services. The firefighters arrive. I'm not sure why, but they unplug the machine and wheel it into a nearby shop.

Oh. Why couldn't they just address the issue where it was? Maybe they didn't want to do it in front of all the people? Maybe they wanted to... Oh, maybe. There wasn't a lot of sticky beakers. I don't need to break the glass. I suppose I can just unlock it. Well, in America, imagine if they damage the property. So the fireys get called, they are able to sort of safely remove the whole back of the

machine and just pluck this kid out. So no... Hope you got a toy. No files were charged. No damage to the machine. So everyone's hunky dory. No word on whether he got to keep a toy.

See this is where your big shopping centres that have these machines, whatever, should have like a kid emergency kit. It's like, oh another kid's gone in, just an easy exit, get him out. 100%. It's not a claw machine, but at our local Woolies there's one of those, you know the cars, I think you put two bucks in it and it'll rock gently back and forth. I just sit luchering and just shake it myself. Just pretend. Where are you going so fast sweetie? Whoa! People look but I don't have a two dollar coin on me and they don't take pay pass.

Is she shaking her child on that toy car? No I'm shaking the car. I'm shaking the car. It's all above board. But it begs the question. Yeah. Where'd your kid get stuck? Where'd your kid get stuck? Courtney on 13 10 60. Where's your kid get stuck? Hi Jess, hi Ducker, how are you? Oh couldn't be better, Courtney! Very good. So good. So I, my daughter was I think at two at the time or toilet training and she got the toilet seat that you buy for the little kids to sit on the big toilet. She got that stuck around her head, around her neck.

I'm assuming it wasn't attached to the toilet after the time caught me. It was loose? Definitely not. Okay, good. I was like, how has she done that? Please tell me it was clean as well when she got it around her head. Please tell me there was nothing in it. No, there was nothing in it, but yeah, she got that stuck, so we had to get like tin

snips to cut it off her neck. Yeah, I was going to say, do you butter her up? Yeah, what do you do? WD-40? No, you have to cut it off her. Did she panic? Was there a bit of panic going on? I got it all on video and pictures and things like that and she was cutting her little head off and we thought we could just put some oil, just a lubricator, but no. No.

I feel like I deal with that daily Courtney, my daughter has a gigantic head. So my god, t-shirts, anything around her head you go, this is gonna get stuck. She's getting stuck in t-shirts. She's got that giant harper head. Luchette's called me to get up, another t-shirt. I could buy her size 3 because I need a bigger neck hole. I feel you Courtney.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Where'd your kid get stuck? That's right young Ohio boy we have no name we have no definitive age. Yeah he's a rascal though. He's an absolute scallywag. Yep. He's climbed into a claw machine. But he got himself stuck didn't he? Had to call the first responders. Very lucky they didn't have to break the machine. So the machine lives to tell another tale. The machine did nothing wrong.

It's not the first time someone's crawled into that machine. I think it was a Brisbane kid last time. Do you remember that? It was a bit closer to home. Yeah, I think it was. Yeah. And again, it was sort of this whole, what's happened here? As your dad said, no, no, you, you had a go.

You didn't win. Now let's move on. And the kids got, no, no, I'm going in. Or did the parent go, Hey, just crawl in there, you're a little normal though, grab something. I don't have any cash on me, so why don't you just crawl in there and grab that Furby. Interest rates didn't go down again, so can you just, you know, go in there and grab the Furby. Because nowhere in this article has it talked about where the parents are, so he's obviously leg dead going, you're on your own son. See ya!

131060. He had his collar on, returned to his mobile number. You microchipped the kid, don't you? Obviously. Taking it to the local vet. Didn't you guys get yours microchipped? Hey Rob's called in, good morning Rob. How you going guys?

Oh Rob, we couldn't be better. Where'd your kid get stuck? Well, it happened on the weekend actually. He kicked his soccer ball over next door fence Mm-hmm, and I said to him I said I'll just get get a chair or you know and jump over the fence Anyway, I went back inside and all I heard was he's screaming and yelling and I mean walked outside and He'd actually jumped like gone over the fence sat on top of the fence went good like slide down And he's got He jumped, like, gone over the fence, sat on top of the fence, went and, like, slide down, and his socks got stuck on the fence.

Oh no. He's wedged himself. Oh, he's wedged. The poor little guy's got the biggest wedgie. We wanted to run, but we wanted to laugh. Please tell me you got a photo. No. Before you held him down, obviously.

Gotta get it for the gram. Yeah. Did the undies not break from the tension? No, they didn't. No, they, no. Before you held him down obviously, you've got to get it for the gram. Did the undies not break from the tension? No they didn't, no they didn't. And the thing was I was trying to jump over the fence and laugh at the same time. And it took a couple of minutes for me to get out of the fence but the poor bugger, he was crying. I love the idea of Rob trying to jump over the fence, he also gets stuck wedging himself.

Like father like son. Just dangling there. Just hanging there. Oh, thank you, Rob. Great stuff. Let's go to Kate. Go on in, Kate. Morning.

Oh babe. Wedgie kid gets stuck. Well, I've heard a ring as a public service announcement because I never would have thought of this as a parent. Yeah. But my daughter was about four and she was in the shower and I'd say this, Mum, Mum and I come in and she's like, I'm stuck. And you know how there's the little hole in the soap dispenser? Yeah, for like drainage or whatever. She stuck her finger, yeah it's like a little drain

and it's got a little hole. She stuck her finger up in there and could not get it back down. No way. So she's just standing there with her finger up in the soap dispenser I go I'm stuck and I'm like oh my gosh so we tried everything to get her finger back out and we're trying to I thought am I gonna have to take this soap dispenser off the wall? Yeah. What am I gonna do? She's just standing there with her finger up in the air, anyway, probably it was stuck for about half an hour. And I just finally just got like some, picked some moisturiser and conditioner and got it back out. Isn't it funny because the soap you would think you could use soap to lubricate,

slipper it out. You're probably looking at that going, do I get a hammer and smash it off the wall? Yeah, how do you? Wow! That's so funny. All right, so conditioner. I'm going to write that down. Don't stick your finger in the conditioner hole. Don't do that. Abby, good morning. Good morning. Where'd your kid get stuck? So about 11 years ago, they were installing all the self-serve screens at McDonald's and the screens weren't actually on the two bars yet and my 14 month old put her head through and got stuck and couldn't come back out.

Is this like my daughter, a giant head problem? No, I think once she went in she then couldn't come back out with her ears and her cheekbones. Oh, just a structural issue. Yeah, so the fire brigade, she was stuck for over an hour and the fibro gauge had to come with the jaws of life. Oh Jesus. Yeah, it was pretty bad. Oh my, did you say 14 months old?

Yeah, 14 months old. Yep, I went to, I just turned my back to go and collect my food from the counter and turn around and her head. Oh my god. Did you at least get some free maccas out of it while she was waiting? No, they made me pay $45. Oh no. Jess and Ducco.

Come on baby let me grab a book from my shelf. Let me sing all the lines for you. You know you gotta pick the melody so you could score a point or two Yeah, yeah, or two Yeah, yeah, or two Come and play the game, you could get pretty marks forever Uh-oh

Bull top boss! Wow, she sang and everything. Needs work. Ducco, do you remember? Our boss was like, too long. Do you remember? What's up, Duc? Do you remember when we first met her?

I know. Such a scared, timid little thing. We're kind of still scared. And look at how you've come. He would never sing before you. Did you go and sing that with our audio producer, did you? Yeah, and you were telling him, he was like, ugh. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't make you feel good when you go and sing that without what do you producer? He doesn't make you feel good when you can't sing does he listen it sounds horrific And you know what's funny. I've been signing off on my emails to him now as the other Veronica

Can I say you're really nailed what the game is yeah I mean I explained it when I you off, when I asked you on air just before to explain it you couldn't but it's really happening. She needed two and a half minutes. Yeah I needed two and a half minutes and I needed to sing it. Yeah yeah. But it is it's book talk bops. Yep. Babs has brought in one of the largest books I've ever seen in my life. Ooh House of Blood. House of Earth and Blood. Sarah J. Maas. These are those erotica fantasy. This is the trilogy, the newest of the trilogy. Yeah. Have you actually finished this book or are you halfway through it? I've also finished that, Jessica. Did you enjoy it?

Oh, you're reading the same. It's really good. Are there 55 books in this series? There's what, there's like nine? This one, yeah, this one is up to the third book, but this is a completely different series to the one I bought last week. But the worlds kind of collide, Barb. Yeah, they do.

And they all sort of sound the same. Yeah, a little bit. Court of something and something,. Yeah, they do. And they all sort of sound the same. Yeah, a little bit. Court of something and something, House of something and something. Sometimes I do need to remember what I'm reading. So you're going to read a passage from that book in the tone of a song. She's going to sing a passage. So my apologies.

Did you listen to the two of them play it again? Please don't. Let's go again. No, no, no. Alright. Alright, here we go. Everyone enjoyed playing along with this. 0488881069 if you want to get involved, pick the melody. Here we go. Everyone enjoyed playing along with this. 0488881069 if you want to get involved, pick the melody.

Here we go. First song. No hunt only met Bryce's stare, as he clicked off the safety that clicked. Good job. Wow! Whoa! Well done. I like it. All I can hear is the Veronica's now. Is there anything else? I think I'm trying to listen to the words too much and see if these books are worth reading like everyone else on the planet. They are worth it.

Okay. Alright, point to Shy Guy. Shy Guy's keeping his own score. Yeah, thank you. I forgot the point. Oh yeah, yeah. I forgot. I got you. Song two. Okay. Right.

had known Sandrielle was coming but running into her today she must have wanted to surprise them all if Osirah hadn't known wanted to catch the governor and the legion of God and see what this place would look like Nice place, well done. Nice! Oh! Yes! Far out. It's distracting when you're trying to sing it but you're hearing other words. Yeah, yeah. And then Baz gets more into the song as she reads. And she's very good at it, isn't she? We actually, we think people in the office have come up to us and said, you certainly want to play this game because you enjoy singing and you want to get your singing on the radio.

No, I just think it's a fun game. Sorry, did we hear the audio? Let's know. Alright, okay, Jess, we need to get off the floor here. Tucker, I... I'm... Oh no, Rachel, I'll play God on the next one. This one's easy. Come on.

Okay, okay. Ready? Yep. Ready. Victoria was at the bar when they arrived, a glass of whiskey and I'm a one-direction god damn it Well, I mean I yelled it but here are a few things Okay, he's one of the Come on all right Yeah, yeah. Damn! Okay. He's won it, but let's just play one more. Do you wanna do another one?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, come on. Alright. They hardly spoke while they returned. Oh, oh, oh! It's two! A snow patrol chasing cars! Good job!

How do you do that? Well done! It is hard to not listen to Babs and try and hear the tone of the song. How do you do that? Well done! It is hard to not listen to Babs and try and hear the tone of the song. I know! Was every one the Veronica's? Jess and Ducco It's Hit Breakfast with Jess and Ducco, Happy Monday team.

You know, good to be here and crack open a fresh can of the new week's. Now Ducco, a fortnight ago, I brought you an idea and I wanted to flesh it out with you on air because if I'm honest, the idea came from a rice cooker, very passionate woman named Tracy, who if we're honest, was probably 15 Shiraz's deep. She was sideways. At the time she pulled me aside at an event we happened to be at together. And she said, Jess, I've got an idea for you and the team. I know, I think you and the team.

She's on the road a lot, young Trace, and she said, I love driving past worksites and seeing the diggers. They are the most majestic pieces of machinery I've ever seen. She goes, I actually saw two on a job site the other day and it almost looked like they were synchronised. It looked like they were doing a dance. She said, can't you and Ducko, with all your influence and all your reach and all your skills, can't you get some diggers to dance?

I'd love to see. That's right. And we did have a lot of fun with this because then we toyed with what we could get them to do and how it could Go down sounded a bit like this On this work site no guess what do you guys want to do like we don't really know could you spin your diggers? Oh, that's spud him 360 to Benson Boone I've done flick These beautiful things that I've done. Flick, flick, scoop, scoop.

Watch this, Spice. Watch this, Spice. All best ideas come from a couple of Shirai-sans. Now it didn't eventuate. It's been a few weeks. Well, did it not eventuate because we sort of went, ah, fun in theory. Tracy's passion was contagious, but when you actually flesh it out like we did, we sort of went, ah, see you later.

Yeah. However. We're getting an update. How silly are we to think, what are we the only two talking to each other? People are listening. Creative, excited, brilliant people. Who we got? What have you done here?

We get a DM from someone in the digger world, ducko. I'm going to call him Duke of the Diggers. Duke Digger. And he happens to be named Dylan. Dylan, who is Duke of the Diggers. Dylan Duke Digger. He's from Gatto Sales and Repairs. They specialize in looking after diggers.

They service the diggers. They service the diggers. And I've had a good, good look at their website. They're the most beautiful teal color. Oh, they're the blue ones. They're the blue ones, babe. So you've probably seen them on job site. I have. But also like so perfect for our branding. But I'm getting ahead of myself. I just thought there's some synergy here. Let's see what Dylan has to say. Why does he want to align with us?

Dylan, good morning. Hello, how are you guys? We couldn't be better. The fact that a fortnight has gone by and we sort of thought, oh, that was a funny chat. It was dead. And it's dead now. I had to go back to drunk Tracy. She had no recollection of ever bringing up the idea. That's a horrible idea.

What are you talking about? Anyway, here we are. But Dylan, what's up, man? Look, hey, we heard the segment. Someone I know actually pointed it out to us and said, hey, why don't you guys get involved and see if you can link up with the team and do something with them. So look at the local Cabelco dealer, we're based out at Maryland, we've got a yard out

here with probably 50 to 100 machines. What? Sitting on site. So I think, you know, why not a great opportunity to get out here and we can get a few operators that know what they're doing and get them singing and dancing and looking good for you guys. Because Dylan, we're going to need at least four, I think, to make our song look good.

Well, Dylan's offered 50 to 100. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, do we have 50 to 100 operators available? You can't count how many staff we've got. I'm sure I can, I'm sure I can scrape up for decent operators from our, uh, extensive customer list that can make them do what they need to do. Definitely. Because Dylan, let's, let's flesh this out brother.

Cause I love you've gone straight away. 50 to a hundred, but we need it. It's one thing to have the amazing Caboclo digger. It's another to have, you know, in diggers, thank you. It's another to have willing, what do you call it, is it operator? Digger operator? Operator, yeah. Well look, I can operate them but I can't operate them. I can drive them but I can't operate them. So I'm going to need to call, I'm going to need to call in, I'm going to need to call them operators that actually know what they can do with these things and we'll, we'll, we'll get them dancing very well. And if we get them dancing question, Jess and I at all, maybe even at the start of

the shot, we'll pick a song, are we able to go into the trays? You know what I mean? Are we able to actually the bucket, go into the bucket and be, and be dropped down? I would suggest against it. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm just, I don't know if my insurances would cover you.

Oh, what else can I say? Suggestion. I'm happy to ignore that. But no, I don't want to muck Dylan's insurance. Well, the first issue was just finding some willing participants. And we've ticked, that was, I think, the biggest hurdle hurdle yeah so Dylan I know you've said willing operators who could you know obviously they can go left to right forward and backward maybe bring the scoop up and down yeah do we need to be looking at dance backgrounds of the operators I've got a few guys in mind and I'm sure I'm sure we can make some fun happen it's all attitude isn't it Dylan? It's just a vibe we're attracting Dylan. You know what I mean? You know the vibe. It's the right person for the job, not necessarily the dance background. Totally. You know what I mean?

You need the right attitude. You need the can-do attitude and the guys that are obviously mine have a can-do attitude with a Yeah, with a good personality. So I think we'll be right guys. That's the biggest hurdle that we were gonna face Dylan Hence why we thought this thing had died. You have just resuscitated it. You've resurrected us. Stan, now Dylan, are we able to borrow some high vis and some safety hats and hard hats while, cause Jess and I will be in this film clip as well. But I want to look the part.

Do you guys have some spare high vis? Yeah, we, I'm sure we can sort you guys out. Hell yeah. I was going to bring my own, but it's in the wash, but that sounds nice. Yeah. Yeah. We thought you have some ghetto high vis.

Oh nice. Duggo would have worn his burq slip on shoes. Hello boys. Dylan. All right. I think the next stage, so let's, let's, let's break off into task. Yep. The task was Dylan.

Yep. You're going to get in touch with four. That's, that's pretty good for me. I'd love to see a hundred, but let's start. Let's do off into task. This is the task force, Dylan. You're gonna get in touch with four, that's pretty wonderful. I mean, I'd love to see a hundred, but let's start, let's do what we can. We'll see what happens. You get your four operators on site and on side. Daco and I, I think we bring the rest of the rice cookers.

Song. Yeah, we get a song, we pick a song. We need tune. I know we joked about Benson Boone, but I'd love the rice cookers to play a role in this. A song that has, you know, motion in it. Exactly. Ups and downs and sidewards and so on.

How, yeah, and then we've got to work out choreography. We can work that out, Dylan. We'll work that out. That's in our camp. Yep. Dylan, you're on, you're on dances. I'll sort the performance. You're sorting performance and machinery.

Dylan and Gadda, the best in the business. We thank you, Good Sir, for calling us, getting involved and we're going to make this happen. I look forward to it. I appreciate it guys. I'll see you when you get out here. Oh, Dylan, that is. Now, and Ducco, where do we land on inviting Tracy, the drunk lady whose idea it was?

Well, I wouldn't mind Tracy. Should I reach, we will reach out. Yeah, if she doesn't remember it, it'd be funny. She might try and get into one of the diggers. Tick it up, Tick it up, Tick it up Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10k alpha bucks on hit. Alpha bucks. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter.

Have to take your first answer you can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back to you, of course, if there is time. We are playing for $10,000. Our player today is Liam. Good morning Liam. Oh good morning guys. Oh Liam, how are you feeling for a Monday? Rested? Refreshed? Yeah yeah yeah pretty fresh pretty fresh. Okay pretty good.

He knew, he knew. I'm gonna call for AlphaBucks on Monday so I'm not gonna write myself off. Yeah. But actually when did you make the plan to call us Liam? Like just moments ago or did you think about it in bed last night? Oh moments ago but yeah, you guys are always on my mind. We're gonna give you that. Yeah we like, we did know that Liam. We knew we were on your mind. Flattery will get you everywhere Liam. What do you want to spend $10,000 on? I'd like to build a fire pit in the backyard. Some pebbles down, have a little nice little area. It's quite cold, so it'd be nice. See, I didn't do that.

I went and got a Bunnings fire pit. It was a good fire pit, thinking it wouldn't burn my grass. Is this 2.0 you're talking about? Yeah, 2.0. But now the X's, which are like legs coming down an X, I've just burnt X's into my garden. It's like a cattle... Yeah, it is.

It's like a giant branded cattle prod of an X. You've branded your own lawn. So now my lawn's just got these dead yellow X's in them Liam, so don't do that. If you build one with stones and stuff, much better. Yeah, yeah, I think I'm gonna plan ahead a little bit. Plus the one I've reduced the amount I've got to mow, you know. Oh well, true. I'm just trying to kill my lawn so I don't have any. To be fair, Duggo, you didn't have 10 grand for this lady this. No, I didn't. Like Liam is about to. Yeah, that's true. So he can do something pretty spectacular. Hell of a fire pit.

Exactly. One thing stands between you and roasting a marshmallow, Liam. It's the letter I. Oh, I. Yeah, we'll give it a red hot go. That's all we can ask. Oh, hell yeah. Your time will start after the first question.

You ready? Yep. Starting with the letter I, we need you to name a country. Iceland. Something sweet. Ice cream. A TV show. Pass.

A hotel chain. Ibis. A colour. Indigo. A boy's name. Pass. A beverage. Ice tea.

An adjective. A man. A man. A man. A man. A man. A boy's name? Pass. A beverage? Ice tea. An adjective? Pass. A nursery rhyme? It's a bittersip spider. A rapper? Ice tea. A TV show? Okay, it was close. It was, mate, you were good. Is ice tea a rapper?

I don't know, ice cube is a wrapper. Iced tea is that... Iced tea is a wrapper as well, isn't it? Is he the... He did, he did TV shows as well. Was he the Laura Norta guy? He is the Laura Norta guy. I'm happy to give it to him. And we only got seven, so I'm a twintet. He said iced tea for drink, but it's a different type of iced tea. Do you know what I mean? Where does that go? I know, but it's the sssssssssssss think. I was going to give it to him. This is just a clarification for the future.

Because you can't use the same answer twice but if it's spelled differently that would suggest it's not the same answer, correct? Correct. Very good. So you got yourself seven Liam and we clarified some rules. You went through everything though. A TV show. That's a hard one. You got Inventing Anna. Ice Road Truckers is on there. I love Ice Road Truckers. A boy's name, Ivan or Ian. We don't have too many people to pass on names. We haven't put that one yet.

And then an adjective is always hard. Jess, an adjective is... A describing word, team. We actually passed on that at 6.30 and clarified what an adjective is. Imaginative, incredible, important, it's still hard in the zone. But you're a great player, you don't go away heavy-handed. I think you're going to enjoy this Liam. Three months coffee subscription thanks to Lord Supply, they are legends. I'm a coffee guy so yeah. Thank god. Thank goodness. Thank you.

We've had to go out and buy some twinings for our 6.30 player for cheating for coffee. Cheating for coffee. But you thank us and thank the Lord. We've been having the Lord's coffee for the last couple months here in the studio, it's delicious. Oh, don't worry. I'll praise Jesus. Attaboy. Thank you. Thank you, Liam. Thanks, Liam. Hey, up next, guys. We're really going to change gears. When we're asking on 13 1060, what's the saddest moment you ever had after Babs had hers yesterday? Come on. It's not all silliness and frivolity on the show. I don't want fun to be had next. I want the saddest moment you ever

had. There's a time and place for fun but up next is not it. We're in solidarity with sweet hot sausage. We'll get hot sausage in the studio, we'll cry together. Jess and Ducco. What is the saddest moment you've ever had? Where the only soundtrack appropriate would have been this song by Pete Murray. Now I don't actually want real sad moments. You'll see what I'm picking up. I want to put them down, okay? Please, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pay attention to the vibe. Because this obviously affects Babs, which we'll get to in a second. I was at lunch with some friends on the weekend and the classic moment of

they come, I got a mate who's now gluten intolerant who acts like he's not and they come round to him They go was that a late diagnosis? Childhood no like a year and a half two years ago But he still acts like I can eat pasta and pizza and do whatever I want and then he gets really sick for days And bloated and stuff and they come round at this nice restaurant to him They go and we have the gluten-free bread and pasta who's the gluten-free one everyone just looks at him and he's like It's fine. I don't need it. And then he gets it down. He's eating. Just put it in the middle. Put it in the middle. Share it. And we're like, bro, it's fine. Just got to do what's right for

your guts. He said it was the worst day in his life when he learned that he was gluten intolerant. And I said, I said, that's great because it is nothing's more funny than seeing him get his own little pizzas and pastas on the table and he hates it so much. And particularly in an Italian restaurant, Ducco. Yep. The pizza, so flat. So flat. And you can just tell, you can't mingle that with the other shit.

You can pick it from a mile away. Absolutely. Well that's a gluten-free base. And he has one bite and he still tries to eat the normal pasta, I'm like, don't. And just to dig the boot in, like $2 extra. Do you notice that? On menus, I hope he didn't split the bill in, like $2 extra. Do you notice that? On menus, I hope you didn't split the bill.

He would have, that would have been more. We did split the bill, Jess. Nah, bull crap. Yeah, I know. He also had like espresso martinis at the wazoo. I was like, stop it. Nah, nah, nah. Gluten free on a menu more often than not.

Plus two, even plus five. Interesting. They're punishing the celiacs, which they've been punished enough. I know. Hospitality, you don't need to charge them extra. Really don't. But it led to a great chat of them. They're punishing the celiacs, which they've been punished enough. I know. Hospitality. You don't need to charge them extra.

Really don't. But it led to a great chat of them. We were like, what do you reckon is the saddest moment in your life? Like another guy said, I thought a mate said that, he was running a marathon and halfway through he booed himself. I was like, what do you do in that situation? What do you do? He just finished. Like he just. And you know what that situation? Cause he just want to finish. He just finished like he just, he wouldn't have been the only one.

Yeah. Squashy pants. He's had to get it done. You know, see guys, that's an adjective, squatchy, a describing word. My saddest moment in my life to add to, I've vividly, you've had some, you've had some tough times thrown at you young duck men, but what's the saddest? I vividly remember being in the departures land of the Ibiza airport. Oh!

How long had you spent in that great city? Four nights in Ibiza, which is two nights too many. A shell of your former self, I imagine. The arrival gate in Ibiza is hilarious and fun. The departure, it's like people vomiting, people crying under tables, like the security's there in your face. Like the flights are delayed. It's hot. You just don't want to be there. 100%. I think mine probably combines your mate,

the marathon runner and yours. I was in, where was I? Was I in Dharam Sala at this point? Anyway, driving on a 10 hour bus in Northern India, heading to that silent meditation retreat. we stop off at the rest stop no toilet paper in the bathroom was there Ducco? See you later Socks. Why's she only got one sock on now? Pretty sad. For the rest of the trip she was one sock. And I didn't want to clog it so I had to put that sock in the bin. So you just think of that as a human moment for the person who comes in after me.

Yeah, it's not good. But I think they all pale in comparison, Ducco. I think so. Squodgy pants, celiac boy, you and I. Enter resident Sadie. Producer hot sausage. Babsy? I'm here.

Now, yesterday you had the saddest moment you've ever had. Can you explain to us what happened yesterday? Well my boyfriend has gone to Europe for four weeks without me. On a Contegi. On a Contegi. Yeah that's right. On a Contegi. He's not going on a soul search in retreat.

He's gone. He's gone on a super four weeks. Sorry. So I drove him to the airport which is like two hours there and back. Him and his travel companion. Yeah, so I dropped them off, which felt like a punishment. But then I got home yesterday and no one was home. And I walked in the door and audibly went, well, what now?

I just love the two and a half hour drive home by herself listening to Pete Murray on repeat. I'll get home and see my housemates, get home, no one's there. You could, I could hear her crying from my place. Oh my god, I could just picture her going up to her plants, watering them, being like, you'll be my companion for the next four weeks. Just talking to them? She's been tracking his flight all morning, has he landed yet or where is he?

No, he won't land until about 2pm today. Okay. Okay, clutching our pearls. He's still in there. He's still in there. We have Keith Urban tickets off the grabs. You won't be sad there. No. But to get them, you have to tell us your saddest moment.

And you see the vibe we're going after. Please don't tell us your dog died. Yeah, nothing actually sad. Nothing actually sad. Saddest moments you ever had? We'll do it after. I need more squadgy pants. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. We were asking on 13 10 60, saddest moment you ever had was my mate when he had a gluten intolerance became celiac and they've got to give him his own separate breads and pastas at lunches and dinners. Cause it's one thing if you get diagnosed as a kid and that's all you've known your whole life. But to get diagnosed in your thirties, amazing for his vitality, his health, his wellbeing overall, but to then go out to

lunch with 20 of his mates and he has to get the special pizza bread and pasta. And still pretend it's not for him though. Like who's Celia? Who's got that? He should be embarrassed. It's embarrassing. You're a grown man. He should be ashamed. Mine was the Ibiza departing gate, like departing lounge in the airport. Very depressing. Mine was a rest stop in India where no TP. Babs is just yesterday driving home solo for two and a half hours after dropping her boyfriend on a four week Contiki Tour and coming home to an empty house, but just her pop plants. Do you think she can put, the issue is if she takes the fiddle leaf fig to bed, it's gonna be dirt everywhere.

Like how's she gonna cuddle? I know, but the fiddle leaf doesn't argue back. No, I actually cuddled my pillow last night. I know, but the fiddle leaf doesn't argue back. No, I actually cuddled my pillow last night. Yeah, well, sweetie. We go to Renee on 13 1060. Renee, is this your saddest moment or is it your husband's? It's my husband. I'll dob him in, Renee. What happened?

So for the last six months, he's been training to compete at High Rock. Oh, yes. For anyone who doesn't know, know high rocks is a very intense, would you say hit sort of activity, lots of different hybrid cross-fitting sort of you know games. Yes yeah yeah yeah. Yeah so he's been going hard every single week. Then the week before the competition he actually came down with influenza A and I can count on my hands how many times I've seen him. Oh and he was so bad Ridden he couldn't do it. He just could not make it. Yeah, couldn't possibly breathe through it.

Oh my gosh. Yeah, that'll get you. What wasted training. I know, all that effort you put into it as well. That would be sad. Thank you, Renee. See, Renee picked up what we were putting down. That's it. We got a Mike who I think will get it. Mike, what's the saddest moment you ever had? Thanks for the vote of confidence.

Got you. Mike, who I think will get it. Mike, what's the saddest moment you ever had? Thanks for the vote of confidence. Got you. Yeah, the day starts at work and it was a terrible day at work and I thought I'll take myself for a run, that'll cheer me up. If anyone runs, they'll know sometimes you're prone to some bowel movements while you're running. Yes. I haven't actually shared this story with anyone since it happened.

Well, thank you for choosing us with which to share The drill was around the other day and I had two K's to go and I knew that if I farted one more time I was following through It's the worst feeling. Yeah, so that happened It happened. The follow through? Through a fork, it followed through and I was no spare clothing I was completely alone and about a half an hour drive home and not much idea of what to do.

What do you do in that instance, Mike? So what, did you get back to your car and then just de-robe? Like did you drive home pantsless or did you just sit in it? One saving grace is I had a towel in the car. Yep. If I did not have that, I was in trouble. Yeah. Absolutely. And then sometimes you just, you know, it's the bowel movements while you're running. It all sort of comes out. What's that about, Darko? The movement? Is it just the jiggling? The jiggling, your body, your bowels are moving, it's running. Famously not a runner, so I don't

know what you're talking about. You're releasing gas, which is great, but sometimes, you know, you get to the bottom of the barrel of the gas and- When fart on a run does it give you a little puff of extra stuff? Yeah, it's like it's like going over a mushroom in Mario Kart. It's the same thing. We go to Courtney on 13. I just want to applaud Mike for sharing that. Thank you. Courtney on 13, 10, 60 saddest moment you ever had? Um, so we were having a barbecue at our place and we had all our friends around and cooked, Marsman cooked all the meat on the barbecue Gave it to our friend to dish up take inside and he tripped over the dog blanket and went in the dirt Not even just on the floor you could dust it off and get away with it. It's all dirty.

Was everyone off him too? Like, ah Oh yeah, yeah, gave it to him. We still had to put it in, try to get it in some water to get the dirt off and it didn't really work. Oh, you can't be rinsing off your hot sausages and then still serving it up to your friends. Oh Courtney. Still good. Extra flavour. Chloe, good morning. Hey, good morning.

Babe, what was your saddest moment? Well, after I had a baby, I became lactose intolerant. So, you know, could drink milk without, yeah, it's devastating. Did the pregnancy bring that on? Like your body just sort of went, nah, you're done, Chloe. Yeah, I've heard that. I was walking along the beach with my child and partner and we were drinking a milkshake from the Nui Beach Cafe there and I was like, I don't that. I was walking along the beach with my child and partner and we were drinking a milkshake

from the Nui Beach Cafe there and I was like, I don't really feel that great. It took me a little bit to realise what was happening. I was like, I need to go to the bathroom. I need to go home. That's insane. Hey, welcome to the IBS world. Absolutely. Good to have you here, Chloe Babs and I welcome you with open arms.

Thank you, thank you. You can't have a milkshake on oat milk. Like that's just weird, isn't it? You can, you can, but I mean, I just don't go near milkshakes anymore. That's fair enough. The general rule of thumb is avoid ice cream and milkshakes. Greek yoghurt you can flirt with for a little bit, but don't go too deep. A bit of co-yo, I wouldn't recommend the co-yoghurt.

Yeah, yeah. And frozen yogurts are okay. Are they? Yeah, they can work. Alright, Chloe, go forth, but that is sad. Good luck. Yeah. Robbie, on 13 10 60, 60 wrap us up here saddest moment you ever had. Picture this summer holidays Coffs Harbour long flowing dress very nice looking g-string underneath very nice feeling green apple splatters around the supermarket g-strings don't catch anything. Why are you in the onyx? Did you say green apple splatters?

Yes. Another word for diary. I've never heard that! Is that a Robbie original? That is not a saying. I can't watch South Park! Do you know? It's one of the few animations I haven't watched very much. Normal vs South Park. So you've got the green apple splatters. You've got the green apple splatters. Oh, it's one of the few animations I haven't watched very much. You've got the green apple splatters.

You've got the green apple splatters. While looking, while wearing a G-string in the shops. And we'll walk around the veggie and the kids saying, why are you moving so fast, mummy? Because I've got to get away from the trail. In a beautiful flowing dress and a G-banger. What was the occasion for the flowing dress and the G banger and Woolies? She was just feeling herself. Just feeling good.

It was just summer and I was feeling it. Absolutely you were. I love the phrase the G string couldn't catch anything. Can't. Try it. You need a full breeze Robbie. You try it Jess. All you got to do is try it.

No I tossed all my G strings. Jess and Ducco. You've been talking about ex partners to your husband. Accidentally. Yeah. So Angus and I, jokingly say that we were both dead before we met each other. Like our lives started. We're not dramatic at all.

I do preface that with a joke. Do you, does it actually go, you go, hey Angus, were you dead before you met me? I was dead before I met you. You were dead weren't you? He'll say something about, oh yeah, when I visited Perth and I was like, when did you do that? And he goes, when I was dead. Because it was before we met. Of course. So we're going to Italy in a couple of weeks.

Yeah. Couple of weeks, I don't know. Next week. Next week, yeah. And I have, well, I've been to one of the places, but I was dead, so it doesn't count. So it's first time. Were you dead with an ex-partner at a place? Correct. Correct. So that's a hard and fast rule in my marriage, but I accidentally referred to not being dead with someone else. We like to, you

know, you might get undressed in the bedroom and then do the quick nudie run to the bathroom and then have to nudie run back to get dressed or put your PJs on whatever. Um, but we like to, as we cross each other's field of vision, if you are in the nude, do a little dance. So he's sitting on the couch. I was about to go to the shower. I've crossed his field of vision and I started doing my little bum wiggle. How does that dance look?

Would you like to, is it just like shaking? I think it handles a bit sexy. Whoa. How does that dance look? Would you like to see? Is it just like shaking? Not if you can handle it. It's a bit sexy. Whoa! Whoa! Why is he dumb now? There's a drop there. Obviously. But obviously, my bomb is to him so he can't see me, but I really get into it.

And then you go, guess my fart! And it really kills the moment. I'm saving those for you. That's you and I. That's different. Yeah, that's so true. That's you and I. That's different. Yeah, yeah. So I'm doing my little dance and he starts clicking, just giving me a beat.

And I accidentally said, what was the song we used to clap the rhythm to? And he went, what? I said, no, no, didn't we used to clap a song and that's what we would dance in the Nudie 2? Oh no. And he said, that wasn't me. That was when you were dead. That must have been when I was dead.

Oh no. And he goes, don't you be thinking about, like very precarious. While you're naked as well, doing a dance. You're like, did you do the sexy dance with your ex? Is this a thing you will with all your partners? But I was dead, ducko, so I don't think you can... It doesn't matter. No, RIP. I've been with Angus for eight years. I've never slipped up like that.

Yeah, but you... Because we have a bit of a... We don't talk about exes. We don't need to hear that. I don't want to hear about... He said, I don't want to hear about mine. Well, could you... If roles were averse and he said, what's that thing you clapped you? And you said, what are you talking about? Oh, that was with my ex. I'd have to call Babs and go have a crying session because I would,

spy role. I don't want to hear about and go have a crying session because I would spiral. Yeah. I don't want to hear about him. No. So how did he take it? Remember when I moved in with Angus, I made him get a new mattress. Because I was like, you know, you made him take down his Coldplay wallpaper. I had nothing to do with the ex. Just because I didn't like Coldplay. So, yeah.

Oh, while you were doing a sexy, dropping dance. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. And then he was just trying to get into it himself. You know he's a percussion guy so he loves a bit of rhythm. That's what I think made me think of it because he was doing actually quite, I'm not doing it justice. I can't click as well as he can. But oh, if I just kept my stupid trap shut.

You can't recover from that either. What did you say to him after that? I think I just scurried back into the shower and cleansed myself, washed the dirt off me. Oh, washed the shame away. The metaphorical dirt and shame, absolutely. And was it the rest of the night, he just a little bit off you? A little bit off me. A bit more quiet.

It's like I'm going to do another run to the apartment and move out stuff. It's like, oh no. It's pretty grim when you are moving and he's packing a suitcase. I was like, I'm sorry, please don't leave. Just imagine you dancing and you're like, man, we used to click. And he's like, that wasn't me. You're just still dancing. All right, honey. I'm just trying to hypnotise him. Hey, look at these cheeks, baby. Jess and Ducco. All this week on the show, we do have a

COFOD. Tickets for you guys. Keith, Urban and Newie Plus. We're going to hook you up with Noah's On The Beach, Newcastle's iconic beachfront destination. So you get free accommodation. You just need to get involved in the show. Call of fame of day. Go for it. Honorable mentions right across the board. And I think people really wanted to just come up in solidarity of sweet Babs. She's been abandoned by her boyfriend, her beloved, even though she'd expressed,

I'd love to travel with you, honey. He went and asked stuff. Yeah, I'm going to go with me, mate. Did you hear what he said? Yes. I know he said, no, geez, now I don't, I should have gone with you. Too late for that. Have you ever traveled with a mate? Yeah. Just like you and one mate? No, multiple. Okay. The last time I traveled, just me and a mate. We didn't speak for a year.

We had a massive blow up. So good luck to your boyfriend. He's gonna come crawling back to you don't worry about absolutely but so thank you to everyone who has been involved offered their well wishes but we couldn't go past someone Ducu yeah at about seven o'clock we asked where'd your kid get stuck well we're great because a kid got stuck in the claw machine again this seems to happen sort of every six months I think they need to come with a warning the claw machine they do please don't climb in here or keep your kid from climbing in here but then Courtney got involved and told us this. My daughter was, I think, two at the time, more toilet training and she got the toilet seat

that you buy for the little kids to sit on the big toilet. Yep. She got that stuck around her head, around her neck. I'm assuming it wasn't attached to the toilet at the time, Courtney. It was loose? Definitely not. Okay, good. I was like, how has she done that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please caught me it was loose. Definitely not. Okay good. I was like how has she done that? Yeah yeah yeah. Please tell me it was clean as well when she got around her head.

Please tell me there was nothing in it. No there was nothing in it but yeah she got that stuck so we had to get like 10 snips to cut it off her neck. Yeah I was going to say. Do you butter her up? Yeah what do you do? WD-40. No you have to cut it off her. Did she panic? Was there a bit of panic going on? Yeah. I got it all on video and pictures and things like that

and she was crying her little head off and we thought we could just put some oil, just a lubricator, but no. Courtney, thank you for getting involved. We tried to call Courtney back but she said, God, take the tickets, I've got to go to a meeting! I'm in a meeting, please, can I have them? So Courtney, tell your boss, you're going. Will she bring her child, considering she won the tickets. I gotta go to a meeting. I'm in a meeting. Please can I have them? So Courtney you enjoy tell your boss you're going will she bring her child considering she won the tickets through the child

This is one of the great conundrums. You know when people share a story about their partner their best friend their kid Yeah, but they win the prize. I always feel a little funny about that Yeah, cuz you didn't you didn't get up to the mischief or the hygiene. It wasn't you, it was them. You didn't survive the trauma. Yeah. So I think she has to take her kid. But then what if her kid's on a Keith fan, you know? What if her kid gets another toilet thing stuck around her neck? You can't be doing that.

Presumably. The night of the Keith concert. There's toilets at the Keith concert so no one's safe. Can she be trusted? I don't think so. Goodness me. Alright well Courtney you've won Asterix. Asterix, absolutely.

Asterix. Great show today though team. If you missed any of it, grab it on Listen or wherever you get your podcasts. Back tomorrow. We'll also be venturing to another part of Europe tomorrow. Absolutely. So when we look at Babs' boyfriend's itineraries, stop one is Paris, France, but stop two, Ducko. Where are we? Athens, Greece. Oh! I mean you know Contiki, they bounce around very quickly. So we're gonna pop over to Greece. Babs, are you looking forward to meeting Pablo's Greek cousin? Oh yeah.

Yeah. Gablo. He is a riot. Wait till Gablo gets on air tomorrow. With a mouthful of Saganaki. Obviously. Gablo is gonna be a good... He drinks Miphos and that's it.

Oh absolutely. He cut him open, that just pours out. Oh that's sensational. So join us if you'd like to come on Contiki. Yeah we're doing that tomorrow morning. Plus Alfbox, your chance at 10k. Those Keith Irving tickets all week this week as well. So if you missed out today, plenty of opportunities tomorrow. Absolutely.

What else are we doing on Tuesday? Yotes. You heard the song. Yotes. We'll get it one day. We'll get Yodis. We'll get it one day. We'll get it one day. We will get it one day. Ooh, maybe it'll be a Greek edition.

Oh. Zorba. That's the only song. You heard the song by Greek artists. Zorba is a Greek traditional dance. You know the Zorba song. Maybe we can do DJs who have a residency in Greece, like Calvin Harris.

Oh. I've seen Calvin Harris live. I actually saw him and I beat that actually. Oh okay. Yeah. That'll be something. Can't remember it. We'll work it out. We'll workshop it. If you have song suggestions for our Digger Dance, DM them. Love that. We had that follow up today so we're filming that with the diggers. That's right so Dylan from Gado, they have 50 to 100 diggers. He said we can at least get you four, which we love to hear. Teal coloured too. Perfect. They're very on brand. So Tracy's drunken idea about choreographing diggers, it looks like it's going to come to fruition.

Are we getting Tracy? Are we get... should we call her? She might be too drunk to answer. We'll call her tomorrow. Let's call her tomorrow. But yes, that's a good one, Saga. If you've got a song that you think would work well for the dance, Jess and Ducco on Instagram. Absolutely. Hit us up. We're out here. We will see it tomorrow. Let's call it tomorrow. But yes, that's a good one, Shaggy. If you've got a song that you think would work well for the dance, Jess and Ducko on Instagram. Absolutely. Hit us up.

We're out here. We will see you tomorrow. Bye bye. Bye. I'll teach you this. Summer holidays, long flowing dress, very nice looking g-string underneath. Very nice feeling. Jess and Ducko.

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