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Episode Date: October 23, 2025

Jess is going all out for Lucias birthday, Ducko gets a compliment from an old lady and we play Year of the Song!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new spicy Frank's red hot sauce range has arrived at Maccas. Jess and Douggo! This is the Jess and Douggo podcast. Hi everybody, because we've got the podcast. Podcast, fuck yeah. Recall to power. We live in the day yet. Podcast, fuck yeah.

I forgot to tell you. My husband comes home with a bit of feedback. Oh, yes. He goes, you know how you're talking about Not really loving I'm just not thinking it was 100% Our little jingle there Podcast, fuck yeah

And now he's a bit of amusing You know, he thinks he's got rhythm Feels like it's not finished Yeah, he goes, I know what it is Yeah I said what, he goes You guys aren't like punching the gusto He goes, the excitement, the podcast, fuck yeah

He goes, you really need, you just You're holding back I went, have you ever known Ducko and I had a hole back And I got weirdly offended Listening to that I feel like we gave it all. Oh, that's 110%. I think it's just the second.

I think it just ends. Like, if we play it again, I think it just ends. He also said that, which I couldn't argue with. But he questioned our commitment. So like, Podcast, Fuck yeah. Recall the power.

We're living the day yet. Podcast, fuck yeah. See, I think. Is it all four of you? And I said, I can't recall. He goes, I think it is. And it's just not. See, I think it would have been better if that second one, record the power.

Like, it just goes, fuck yeah. It needs like a It's podcast time down Or like just like a finish Yeah Which we've given up on We're like this is fine We've had four edits

But I couldn't believe He questioned our commitment Yeah It was really offensive We really committed But when you hear that back It's like we've been dulled down a bit Maybe

You know Our audio producer does things to You know It speeds up and slown I think he slowed us down Oh maybe okay So you got a good ear too Angus is very

He's got a good ear He's got my back up straight away I'm never playing it again I can't believe That's the end of that. A couple of you would question that. I just think that our audio producer gets a little bit too anal with the not fitting the beat of the actual song. That is not in our MO.

It gets a bit hung up on that. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, we're trying. Oh, okay. So Angus, you might be onto something there. Yeah. But I was, yeah, I was upset. That is upsetting.

I mean, did Angus hear this? Oh, this. Crowd. Why, they changed the pop-o. Oh, that was good. I was going to say, he hasn't given me feedback on that yet. Today, it was just, bump. I was like, what?

But that's good. If Angus can't listen to the show live, he does go back and listen to the pod. So he'll hear both versions now. He's hearing now. Absolutely. I'm glad that's a good amendment. Well done all. That was very, very speedy. Anyway, great stuff today.

I hadn't heard that yet. I approved it, but I'm glad we did that. Yeah, yeah. Great show. A lot of pivoting. A lot of pivoting. A lot of your daughter's hair gear. Yeah.

I just needed the one bit that I was happy for you to do on your own. You were like, bring her in. So she was in studio and it became a little bit of commentary while hair. There was being brushed To the hair So, you know, the unevenness. I didn't appreciate you holding back on honesty. No, first time I said it was uneven

And the second time I thought it was fine. Oh yeah, you did say it was uneven. That was, I was going to give Babs the credit for unevenness. No, you did flag. You had a good vantage point because she wouldn't look at me so I needed you who was directly looking. She was looking at TV. Second time I said her hey, look fine.

I thought it was good. I didn't really, you know. I was going for exceptional. I'm not looking forward having to do child's hair. I know because, again, Ducker. Oh, I mean, the job we do, you should get out of that, shouldn't you? Yeah.

Morgan will have to be on deck of a morning. Yeah, that's true. But unless obviously you have something on in the afternoon, your daddy's on deck. Daddy's got to come in and do some hair. You can always practice on me and Babs. That's fun. You know what I mean? I don't want to pull any of Bab's hair out.

Like, what if I can't pull a piece out? Maybe you can practice on me. I've got a lot sewn in. I've got some to spare. Wouldn't that be the strangest feeling of me trying to do your hair? I find people doing my hair quite relaxing. So do I see. I beg Angus.

I beg Angus. I beg Angus. Can you just practice on me? Because, look, I know he's trying his best. but I reckon he's too rough with her because he doesn't know. It's fiddily. Don't get me wrong. I know it's fiddily.

So I reckon he's pulled her a little bit sometimes. Now she's so like, don't touch me. Now it's World War III every time we try and do her hair. So I would recommend practicing, man. Practice on other people, not your own kid. Yeah, okay. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I put my hand up and I volunteer Babs for you as well. I'll practice on you guys. And we'll fidget and be wiggly. Yeah. So you can really get a sense. Stay still. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'll do all that.

But no, it's, I look forward to that in your future. as well. The joy of being a girl dad. I know. Got to get used to it. Do you have fun picking out her outfits and stuff? I don't really do that. I mean,

I come home, Morgan's dressed her. And then it's like, if she gets her dirty, it's like, yeah, it's like another onesie or whatever it may be. Yes, yeah. Right now, we're just rolling her in a nappy a lot of the time and nothing else. We love that. Absolutely. It is fun if I go onto the draw to like see what I should wear.

Morgan's like, oh, no matter what I pick. I'm like, oh, you've gone that. No matter what I pick. Like, it doesn't matter. Yeah. Okay, fair. Well, what you need to do is just only have cute stuff And then everything's cute

I'm looking forward to like getting her matching daddy daughter stuff I saw the cutest thing at the ocean baths The other day Daddy, it was a son to be fair Daddy and the little boy in the matching boardies Oh, so cute But you at Budgies You had the matching for some promo you did recently

Did you do a matching budgie with flows? They won them back flow vomited on that And then like here you go Enjoy this back Like I don't remember if they washed that They absolutely should have just given that to you That was so cute with the hat. Oh, but that's cute.

The little rashy for her. Budgies for Dad. I don't just wear budgies. I have to have boardies, you know. Budgie smuggler do boardies. Yep. Yep. There you go.

I don't just... All right, you're not getting around. I can't just wear budgies at a beach. Particularly chasing your kid. Maybe you want the secure packaging. I just, you know, or maybe it's a peen size. I don't know. Yeah.

You can get a potato in there. Just balk it out. Is that what you do show I go? No, no potato. What vegetable would you recommend? A leak. I don't know Banana

You um You um You budgey it up at the beach No Bored Chortchewat I can't imagine you swimming I can't imagine you on the beach I like to go to the beach

I just lay on the beach I just lay on the beach Because you just burn I do burn I hope you're in a rashy I have to put a time On my phone Lucky your limbs are so long

You can actually sunscreen your back I feel really awkward sometimes And then I leave my sunglasses And they get like a little Sunglass too Yeah you can't She'll go lie there in his shoes that velcro up, just lying wood stiff on the sand. And he's still got shoes on.

He just pops up. My time is done at the beach. My time is done to the beach. Just like wicks. I do turn myself. I go all the time I'll turn. Guys, I've got to be an e-up dated Nick today at 9.30. Hey, we actually do have something somewhere to be.

One at a time in the boardroom. I have some things for you to smell. I look forward to this. Yeah, I'm looking forward to this. One at a time. So what we're going to do? Who would like to go first? It doesn't matter because...

I don't mind. All right. Ladies first. All right. Babs, you're going to come in one at a time. You're going to smell each thing. What do you think about this, shy guy? We don't tell them right or wrong.

We just film it all. Yes. Tell them tomorrow. Well, we can just, they can watch the video maybe. I reckon we know today, but then we can play. Okay, yeah. And then so we'll come in in the go-ducco. She identified six out of nine.

You've got six out of nine to be, but then again, you don't know until after it's done. So what kind of things do we have? Like, is it food? I'm really scared. Some, some food. Like, is this going to be generically things that people know? Yeah, Dukkah, genuinely, I'm not trying to trip you guys up. Okay.

That's why I looped Shagai in. Genuinely. It's not literally as poo-y nappy. It's not. I did want, so Shai was the one who said, can you get a dog poo? I mean, that's fucking hilarious. But Gianni didn't do a poo yesterday afternoon. He'd done one in the morning, so I didn't have a freshie.

I said, I could bring a poo-y nappy. And Shagai said that's not nice. So we didn't. So there is some food. Okay. There is some liquids. I'm better at smelling a sense of people, but... Okay.

There is... Give it your all. There are some inanimate objects. Yeah. There are some products. Maybe we'll bring Gabe in. Who knows? Gabe.

Gabe's like, you got me. You reckon Ducko wouldn't pick Gabe. You're crazy, man. I also can't stack the deck just for Ducko to get it all. He knows Gabe again. Gabe, one more time. That's Gabe holding a rose. I know.

Okay, so Bab is going to go and she's going to smell the non- Objects, you said? No. And then she can stay in there and you can tell me you can go, okay, Ducker got X amount. The pub's got X amount. Correct. And then you'll go blindfolded and then we'll stitch it all together so the rice

cookers can come on the journey and we will deem who has the golden knows. I'd laugh if neither of us got any. Some of them, I think, I think, are, like, you know what I'm going to do? I'll level them. So you've got like maybe two at level one. Things that, I don't want to bear. I don't want to give you close. I don't want to do it.

But like there are levels. One of them, if you get it. I reckon that's golden snitch You are the golden nose You catch You sniff this You win Um

What's his name I like it Wood He's hot I like him Yeah Oliver Wood Can I have wood please Yeah yeah yeah

You want an erection Miss McGott What do you want? What do you want? Yeah right I think I found your seeker Is that it And we're having fun

And you know We've just tipped out I love Mconical My apologies All right let's I'll go set up the smell test Tick it up, turning up. Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Yes, and Jessica, we've had a lot of technical malfunctions. A lot of technical malfunctions. Hold on. We can come back for a week. Are we going to do it? We can come back for us. Okay. Shagga, are we still good?

Yeah. Here we go. Stop what you're doing and listen. You know I got the shit that you like. There's only one show to wake up. I'm not that easy to hang. Jess. Is it him?

Yeah, I don't know. Have a look at this. It's a notice. I never have the courage to say harder. Got him going insane. He will do anything you want. Can we just have one week where we don't talk about doodles on this show? Fuck yeah, talk it.

This is Jess and Ducko. Yes it is. Hey, 604, welcome to it. Good morning. Good to be here. Wonderful to be here. Nothing like a bit of, you know, tech issues to start the show. But that's okay.

That's how we keep. us on our toes. We haven't had our coffee yet and now we don't need to. We are alert. We are awake. That is like a rude shock to the system but jeez, you feel fired up afterwards. I feel good, you know. Absolutely. It's nothing like, you know, just getting a bit of nerves in there every now and then to alert. What's going wrong? You know, it's funny, Ducko. Sometimes you get a bit

too comfortable. Yeah. You get a bit too relaxed. And then someone like that, you go, what? Got to be on my toes now, don't I? Gotta keep it tighter. It's funny because I was almost not going to be here. My child has photos today scheduled at the daycare And I was like Well, someone has to do her hair Oh yeah, you can't have a bad photos

Put a sick leave day in And my husband went Why don't I just bring her to you So at about 7.30 a.m. Angus is going to roll in with the small child I might need to clear a bit of time I need to do her hair At 7.30.

Around 7.30, my friends So I'm just giving you an hour and a half warning The alternative was I didn't come at all So either... Or you just let him do it? No. Or his mum? No.

She's an hour and a half away. She can't come in just for that. I mean... And also, she had two little boys. I don't know if she actually can do little girl hair ducco. She's not had experience. And this has mastered the ponytail, surely. No, hasn't?

No. And there's nothing on him. Piggy tails? Nothing on him, but he's got the big chunky man fingers who have never had to deal with tiny little girl hair ties. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can she wear a hat? No, she doesn't fit any.

She doesn't fit any. A beanie? Surely. Not beanie weather. Is it individual photos? Yeah, so I've only seen other friends do this. It's obviously not like primary school where you have to line up in a room and you look at the camera. The photographer will basically try and follow them around and get them in a nice moment.

Obviously, this is their whole schick. They work on building some camaraderie, some rapport with the child trying to get them look down the barrel. Right. But let's give her the best shot at looking sweet, because I've got to pay. for these things. Oh, so you didn't have to do them. Well, no, you don't have to buy them. I think they take the photos of the children and then you get sent a link and you go,

well, would you like to purchase? Is there a group one where they all sit next? Great question. I don't think you can wrangle two-year-olds to make them all sit together. I mean, even the individual photos, there'd be a lot of tears. Probably. That's the thing. That's why I think you want to capture them in the wild playing and then try and go,

hey, Lucia, and then hopefully she looks. But some of my friends who I've seen, they are looking straight down the barrels, smiling beautifully. I'm going, how have you gotten the kid to do that? It's a magic trick. But anyway, you hold something up that they like,

you know what I mean? Like how you're trying to get your dog to look at the camera, you're holding up a ball. That's actually a great idea. You're going to hold something that they like and then make the pose or whatever it is.

Maybe I tell Angus, pack the dolly or pack the new blueie toy. That's actually a great idea. All right, we'll send that note. If we're going to all this effort, you know, for the hair. We're going to all this. I bought her a new outfit. Oh my God.

Best and less. Because for these kindi photos or daycare photos that you're going to look back on forever. Hello. You could just take one on your iPhone in your backyard and tell her a daycare. I've taken a thousand of those, but none of them are at the daycare. But what's going to be in the photo that makes it daycare? Great question. I don't know.

Let's find out together. The plain black drop backdrop. She could have come to our photos. We did. No, but that's the point. If it's in amongst the staff in the sandpit, in the mud kitchen. Is it that though? Or is it just like?

I don't know. I think it's going to be like sit on this stool. or whatever it is. No, I don't think you can get a two-year-old to do that. Sure, they're not going, here's the sand pit. And, like, I reckon it's going to be more like. I think they've got, look, the photographer's going to rock her. Hey, man, if you've had a daycare photos taken, please educate me.

13, 10, 60, text us in. What a daycare photos look like? The photos I've seen is genuinely like the kid trying to climb up the slide. But really, truly, like, not getting them to sit because you can't wrangle cats. So are they just sort of following them around? Yes, but have gotten their attention. enough that it's not just action shots. They're genuinely looking, but they're in

amongst the play stuff. Right. So they're in a comfortable environment. And yeah, captured in that moment. So whether it's Sam Pitt, mud kitchen, swing, slide, dollies. What if she gets in the mud kitchen and ruins her hair, you know? Well, as I said, let's give her the best chance. Every time Angus drops

her off, one of the educators has a crack being like, oh, Daddy obviously did your hair today. So he's just, his confidence is crushed. Oh, I'll be so bad at doing Flo's hair when she's older. Like, it's just a tough thing. It is a tough thing because you're not used to wear. You've never tied your own hair up, let alone would you have maybe tied Morgan's hair up twice in your life? I don't have the dexterity for that.

No way. So trying to do little girl piggy tails. It's tricky, man. So anyway, I want to see if the other moms and dads went as far as this for the photo day. Like new outfits, hair styles. I'm not the only one, surely, who takes daycare photos serious. Surely I'm not, surely. Remember the passport photo when she was a blob?

Oh, it's the wrong outfit choice. I think I've gone better with the outfit choice today. It's the outfit. Well, you'll be able to see. She'll come in in the outfit choice. Exciting. So that's happening around 7.30. That's right.

Angus should be. I said to him, I said to him. Clear a board shy guy. Can you come in at 7.20 because we've got a little break at 7.30. If Ducko needs to do that on his own, he'll manage. Yeah, yeah. And he was like, well, depends how she wakes up. Yeah, true.

If she's a terror this morning, who's to say what time they roll in. So let's keep it fluid, guys. We've got to keep pivoting. Babs. It looks like you're on. today. I'm actually excited about that. Actually, you'd be good at little girl hair.

Not only you were a girl, you've got two little sisters. No, I was never good at that stuff. Oh, okay. She didn't have enough hair to... Oh, to tie her to practice fit. You know how this goes. Luchia's already got thicker hair. She does, but...

She's crazy how big her hair. Well, that's exciting. It is exciting. So, again, as I say, be grateful I'm here at all. Temper your expectations if the photos come back, not how you want them to. Oh, well, then I'll be having a word to the photographer. Go again. You'd be rocking up to that daycare.

You know what? It would be like, can I send my own photographer in? It would be funnier if you took the day. Like, why are you taking a day? Lucia's day. Daycare photos. Wait till school photo day comes around. That'll be next level.

Goodness gracious. This is just daycare. Florence's time will come. Yeah, her time will come. And then, what have we said? You don't know what you don't know until your time comes. For daycare photos? For daycare photos?

I feel like I know that. I feel like I know how me and Morgan will react. No, no. We've got to pay. I'm not getting that. Not a chance. Don't send her that day. Yeah, who cares? We'll take it on our iPhone, Max.

It's funny because she only goes two days a week, yeah? And today happens to be the day the photographer's going. I'm like, why wasn't it, you know, Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday? I'm like, I reckon they knew. Send the photographer when Jess's kids go in. She'll pay for them. Probably. So we've got one kid doing daycare, Lucia.

It's just you doing photos. Everyone just watch Lucia on the slide. Lucia in the sandpit. I would love that time. All the other kids are like, I hate her. Good, she hates everyone too. She's a lone wolf, baby. Anyway, that's going to come on the show at some say then.

What's on your agenda? How are you doing? I'm good. You know, I'm here, you know? You are. Yeah, nothing much to report on my end, I think. Very good. Shylord, how are you?

Good. That's the way. Babs, you're good too? I'm also good. The team is good. The team is firing. More chances at the call of fame today. More chances at Alpha Bucks.

Yep. There's a lot to enjoy. A lot to enjoy on the show. Up next, though, I'm going to bring you to something that happened yesterday in the boudoir. Love that. Always enjoy when you take us into your bedroom. This is not for anywhere else. Like, this will just stay when I tell you on air in about five minutes of time.

Okay, so you're happy to do it on air. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is not to leave. No video. It doesn't leave. It just stays in this moment. No whispers out in about town. No whisper. Don't you say it. It's only my wife, too, I think it could be the most unsexy thing.

Okay. Hello, Carl. Does she know you're telling me? Yeah. Oh, she's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, when you hear it, you'll get it. Okay, I'm excited.

Yeah, I think you'll even be like, oh, boy. Yes, okay. Jess and Ducko. Hey, jump into my boudoir. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wow, wow, whoa. So I didn't realize the Duke was in town. No, not this one either. Come on, geez.

We've got to, hold on. Your feet are hairy and you're little. I'm a Hobbit. Come to Hobbiton. You're more of a Bilbo. You're a Pippin. Yeah, a huge Pippin guy. Pippin and Mary.

We hate Frodo. Yeah, Frotto is a wet like it, isn't he? Pippin's a bit of fun, though. Sam does everything. He does. He's carrying that film, and he gets none of the credit. Nothing. Anyway.

Anyway, what's up Pippin? So, yes, a warm day, wasn't it? Hot. Warm and windy. Warm and windy, bad for the sinuses. How'd yours go, Babs, actually, just quietly? Mine were not well in the arvo. Yeah, either were mine.

Yeah, good chat. I love when you guys bond over your sinus pipes. Sometimes I'll just send Babs a text. Are your sinuses cooked right now? She goes, yep, I go, me too, and that's it. You guys don't need to have lunches out. That's your bonbon. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's solidarity in your other sinus issues with someone else. Like, it's solidarity. I am not alone. And then you add a, geez, there's more pollen around this year. Have a good one. And then she doesn't reply. It leaves you on her head. And then she turns to her partner and goes,

geez, Ducker keeps messaging me about my sinuses. You're going to get a text from Jeff Rose soon being like, can you stop messaging my girlfriend? I don't know anyone else with sinus problems. Like, like, as bad as mine. 04-8-8-1069 if you want to be Ducko's sinus buddy. Shadows, guys, one of your parents does. Your dad?

Dad. Yeah, your dad does. Oh, there you go. Mark, Ducco and Babs. They're looking for a fourth. DM me, Mark. He will. Don't.

Come on Slytherer. He's a good looking, dude. Can we get to your bedroom, please? Yeah, sorry, sorry, okay, yeah. So it was a hot day, and we'd put Flo the child down for an afternoon sleep. It was so hot that we'd taken Pam out and she was just dead. So she was sprawled out on the couch and we knew it was one of those rare moments where child was asleep and deep sleep.

Pam was asleep and not going to move and not going to disturb us. So we could, you know. A little afternoon delight. For what feels like the first time in a long time, you know, get around each other. Enjoy each other's company. Exactly. You know, you get it with a kid. It's not, you know, geez, it plummets.

You got to look for those opportunities. You don't find them. And you've got to hope you are not bugged. Yes. Because when those opportunities come knocking, if you're exhausted, you go, I'm going to let this one go through to the keeper. And this is the issue. We've done a lot of pre-planning ones, and it'll come around to it.

And usually nine times out of ten moments, like, I'm just too tired. I've got so many married friends who are parents who do the diary schedule. I just can't think of anything. Less sexy. I'll do it if we all abide by the diary, but sometimes. sometimes, you know, sometimes we're too tired, you know? So it's like... Yeah, like seeing that in the calendar,

there goes, your romance. And so I knew Morgan was, you know, we're all ready. And I was like, we get to the bedroom, obviously it's been a hot day. There is a passion start. And then Morgan leans away from me and does something I've never seen her do right before everything kicks off.

And she raises her armpit and snips her armpit and goes, and she goes, and smells her armpit and, goes, I think it's all right. I was like, oh, hot, wow. And then she didn't even realize what she did at the moment. I was like, oh, sweetie. Talk about.

Oh, when you smell your armpits, I want it. You look at your partner and you go, I know you're not going anywhere. You're not going to get better than this. I can do whatever I want. That's me and my role. I go, where are you going to get better than this? I can get away with anything. There's not a lot that can pull me out of the mood, but that just burst the bubble.

That just, I was like, okay, we just started laughing. We have failed Duckos, the end of Ducko's tenter. We just lost it. We've been looking for it for 13 years. Yeah, we've all been trying to find it. She's found. Sniff your pits pre-sex, ladies. But also to say, I think it'll be.

I think it'll be all. Yeah, I think it'll be a big sniff. I think it'll be all good. Oh, get here, sweetheart. Anyway. You're so sexy. Oh, that was my dad. Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hit. 30 seconds. 10 questions all started with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course. if there is time.

Now, we are playing for $10,000 our player today. It's the one and only. Jordy, hello, Jordy. Hi, how are you? Jordy, we're fantastic for a Thursday. The question is, how are you feeling staring down the barrel of Alpha Box? Absolutely nervous, but I'll try.

You can ask, I guess. You just chat in to your mates, Judy. It's all fine. Just two mates. We're going to ask you 10 questions. It's going to be a clock in the background. Time limit. Whatever.

Shy guys here, too, just lurking. That's fine. He won't say much, though, don't worry. He likes to watch. Jordy, what do you want to spend 10 grand on? Me and my partner are going overseas in a month's time for his 30th birthday, so I'd like to put it towards that. Ooh, where are you heading?

A trip, well, like a tour thing across Australia, America. Okay. Hey, stay safe. Well, if you want to pivot and maybe make that an all-over tour of Mongolia, that starts with M, and that's the letter you're going to work. You could do that. Similar vibes are here. Don't you reckon? Yeah.

The states have been done to death. Mongolian beef, my goodness. We love a sizzling plate. Jordy M. Are you ready? Yeah. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter M, we need you to name.

An animal. Monkey. A periodic element. Mercury. A flower. Pass. An international city. Mongolia?

A type of cheese. Pass. A musical. Pass. An app? Pass. Something in the shed? Moa.

A technology. In with Moire, the end, to give yourself free. Three are the best. Do you know the worst part is? I'm a huge musical fan and couldn't think of. one. Oh, you're going to kick yourself. It's the big one.

Mama Mia. Yep. Thank you. She mad at you. She mad. Hey, don't be mad at me. Be mad at babs. Let's go through them.

A flower of magnolia, a top of cheese, a mazrella, a musical, Mama Mia. An app could have been messenger or menu log. Look, Jordi, you don't get the money, but you do get $100 to spend at Birkensock, which is fantastic. Oh, thank you. You can wear those on your trip. Exactly sounds like a plan We're not paying for your trip

No Excellent Thank you You're welcome Thanks Jordy Have a good day Play again 8 o'clock for $10,000 Absolutely

Ducko up next A Facebook group I was rejected from Has helped one woman Dissolve her marriage This story's gone viral Ducco Have you heard of the Facebook group Are we dating the same guy

Have you heard of those I have heard of that? I thought this might have been been like town specific. I actually tried to enter one locally couple of years back. And yes, my motivations were probably a little nefarious. Yeah. I wanted to do it for content. It was obviously. Obviously. I got rejected from the group. I think someone obviously knew my name. It's not like I had an alias Facebook page. And I got rejected. It was your radio headshot that said Jessica Faccione works at hit. With the banner. I feel this is suss. And you went, no, guys, it's

just good faith. Because have you tried to enter a private Facebook group and they make you do questionnaire or like a quiz or just even agree to terms of conditions. When I answered one for the Broncos, fans, whatever, it's like, how much do you love the Broncos? Did you have to write a response in 25 words or less? I hate every other team and they're like, who's in? Who's in? Wow.

See, isn't it funny? Because if you wanted to enter that group, like, are you an Eels supporter? Like, what are you doing in a Facebook group? What are you going to get out of this? I guess throwing shade. Oh, fair enough. Like once you've been letting you start throwing bombs like a Trojan horse. Yeah, yeah.

Well, this one, I get why I was rejected. The admins, they were on top of the ball. I get it. But I have heard about them. But they are all over the world, apparently. People just making them. And mainly, it seems, obviously, women contributing pictures. As sort of like, this guy feels suss.

Does anyone have any goss on him? Oh, wait a minute. So it's not even their partner. They're just taking a photo of a dude randomly. Well, no, no, it'll be, no, I went on a date with this guy. And I got weird vibes. Right. Can anyone give me more info?

They were just seeing it. a dude on the stream being like, that guy looks like one, get a photo of him. Do you know what? We're probably not far off that. Or that's a different sort of group. That I wouldn't be surprised if that sort of thing doesn't exist. That's why it would look like cheaters. 100%.

No, this is, don't know whether I should have a second date. I'm getting weird vibes. So they put him in this group for other women to say, oh, don't have been on a date with him. He's a bad egg. Okay. Or hang on, that is my boyfriend. Hang on. That is my husband.

which is exactly what's happened. A woman posted a picture saying, look, this guy's given me weird vibes. I reckon he's two-timing me or a partner out there. Does anyone know him? And a woman went, that's my best friend's husband. That is my best friend's husband. What do I do?

So instead of going to her best friend, she went to the internet. Obviously, go to the group first. Obviously, she's taken to Reddit and gone, I've just found my best friend's husband on one of these Facebook pages. I'm going to tell her. What do we all think? The internet's divided. They're saying, obviously, you have to tell her. You've caught the cheating husband. You have to tell her. The other half of the internet going, don't get in the middle of it. Oh, just let, let bygones be bygones. He'll get caught out eventually. Because there is, with being the person who tells the

person, there's always going to be anger at you. Yeah, the shrapnel. Yeah, there is. It just always is. It's human instinct. So do you, I mean, but if it's your best friend, like, look, If it's like, you know, if it's... If it's Joe Blow colleague or something like that. And you go, oh, look, Joe, you know, I don't know you that well. I see it with the AGMs, but... But you know what's funny? I've had a...

I've had a great use of it. What's an AGM? AGM. You use it in context. Speaking to them. Go your own. I've had... I've had a rice cooker DM. This was a number of years ago.

Hey, Jess, I'm so sorry to do this, but I've just found Angus on Tinder. And it was. someone who happened to have used Angus's picture. It was a catfish situation. But did it make you go like... Well, no, because I just never in a million years would think he was playing dirty on me. But I appreciated this woman. I was like, way to have the sisterhood's back, trying to expose a cheater.

So if it's your best friend. I get a lot of, hey, just saw Ducco on Grindr, you know, they're just getting... People are DMing more, but she's like, I know. And I'm like, no, it actually is me, but I just like the compliments. It is what it is, you know, you can't buy it. I never take it into real life, but what's a little bit of sexy chat between strangers? Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco

I felt like a teenager yesterday having to call Mommy and ask for permission for something. Really felt like a regression. Oh, good. Really did. It's good to see your mum this weekend, actually. She's excited to see you. She goes, have you got wee spars ready? I said, yes, for you and Ducco.

She was sending me outfits that she's going to be wearing. I was like, nice. Awesome. Is she doing the full butterfly to match her cake? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, great. She's got you wings too. I'm the cocoon.

You're the entertainment. I'm the cocoon. I'm the cocoon. She's the butterfly. You'll wrap around her. Musical start and then you unfurled. And then I reveal the cake. That's how it's sort of going to happen.

Jeez, that's nice. What's shy guys roll in all this? He's the tree in which the cocoon is on. It does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Babs is taking photos. I hired a content creator. We don't need you on photos.

Did you actually? Oh, you really? I mean, what did we explain? What did, okay, it's Louche's second birthday. Sorry, we're in Japan right now. I don't know why. I was going to Japan for a story, but I might have to get out of Japan. I might have to go back here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We might have to go into, uh, we might have to go into the therapy tent. No, Babs has stunked up. I don't want to be in here. I don't. Stop bringing.

Who's that? Leave Timmy. Okay. I think we need an intervention team. Did you just say you've hired a content creator for your child's second. birthday. And what is a content creator? She goes around on her iPhone and gets content. So she's going to make a reel, I presume? Yeah.

So I added it in her first birthday. This can't be a shock to you. First birthday, to me, is more milestone than second. To me, I wouldn't do it, but I understand why people go big for the first birthdays. I get it. Second is like, yeah, right? No. I'm with.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Babs, show I got, show me. How many times do I have to explain this to you, people? Yeah, yeah. I grew up in a celebration family, and now I want to have a celebration family. Every birthday is special. Poor Angus. Get hit by a bus tomorrow.

He's part of my celebration. Well, at least a content creator will be there to capture it. He's part of my family. He likes celebrating things, too. It's nice. It's special. We don't get these things again. Angus is currently on his way here because Lucia needs to get her hair done by Jess

because she has her daycare photos today. And we're pretty sure she is the only one paying for them. I didn't organise this photographer This was organised by the daycare I just got the memo Question, you are a content creator of sorts Yeah but I want to enjoy the party Jacko

Why don't you get me a show I gotta do it That's funny A girlfriend visited us yesterday Kate and I told her And she goes Why wouldn't you just ask one of your friends I said

I want you to enjoy the party Well I mean I'm a job I'm the cocoon You're the cocoon You're doing interpreting I'm the tree You're entertainment You've got a job to do

And I want you to be able To enjoy yourselves Not worry about And I know my parents will be obviously playing with Lucia a lot. I want that captured. Will that your mom's going to be stressing about the cake. And your dad's got bunyips, so I think he's going to be struggling.

100%. Thank you. So I was actually thinking my dad would be good. He's very good content capturer. But I went, the bunyps are going to slow him down. He's not going to be as agile. There's 10, 2-year-old's going to be running around. A couple of babies, they're not as agile. But you've got to be able, you've got to be fast to capture these people.

And how much content are we capturing? Are we getting a couple of reels? Well, I've hired her for two hours. Oh, jeez. So I get the full drop box, and then she makes me a 60-second reel. But then I get all the content. Now, how many kids are going to this party? There are nine children.

Right. And 55 adults. 55 people? I thought it was like 30 people at a park on a Sunday. It is a park on a Sunday, but this is. 50. Oh, the question, can I bring alcohol? Is it 10 a.m. on a Sunday.

I just didn't know if that was a vibe on. That's all we're drinking. Yeah, good. Yeah, we're supplying. Oh, you're supplying. Did you not see the invite? There was not B-Y O'Dell. We got you, boo.

I don't know what a second birthday rules were. I mean, there's a content creator. Do I wear a suit? You know what we're going to try? Yeah, here we go. We're going to try Lucia's rosé. Oh, yes, that's right. Yeah, no.

I've told you this. So my in-laws, shy guy, have made a rosé. They own a vineyard. It's the first vintage, and that's what we'll be toasting. Yeah, I'd look forward to that. That's fun. Don't you think that's important to capture? Oh, totally.

The first taste of the Lucia rose. Are you paying for the contact group? Yes. Okay. Don't worry about that. I feel like we're going to get that. There's going to be a guy on a boom mic. There's going to be two cameras.

There'll be people on stilts. There'll be a lighting guy. Someone holding one of those big, like, mattress-sized white things. Lucia's crying. All the kids are leaving. Jess's mom's stressing him over the cake. These are memories. You can't get back.

Yes and Docco. Proud. Oh, oh. Juss and Ducko's proud for Pops. Got some things for us, Ducco. I know, yeah. And you are happy for us. Judge.

Hell yeah. Should we be proud? Should we be proud? Or are they, POVO, get involved on the text line. 04-8-8-0169. Please do, we encourage your texts. First order of business today for Proudo is leaving the energy sticker on your fridge, like the energy rating sticker.

Just leave it there. So it sits there all times. You might have fridge magnets in and around it, but the energy sticker sits there. I know personally in our household, for some reason, energy sticker never comes off. I'm trying to picture my fridge. I'm not picturing. The energy sticker, top corner. I think I'm povo.

Povo. That's got to come off. I like it because if you have a four and a half star rating, it's like, come on. Oh, I'm doing good work. Even though I don't really know what it means. Maybe that's why I peeled it off. Maybe we didn't buy a good one. So I was trying to hide the truth.

Where do we stand on this team? I think it's quite pov to have stickers on your fridge. I would have thought you'd be a proud. Oh, you're talking like magnets? We like magnets, but things like stuck on fridgeers. I don't really like stickers. Stickers, pop. But fridge magnets.

Yeah, fridge magnets are okay. Okay. Shuggo. Pov for the everything. Yeah, you'd be a... You found my dishwasher at the moment. Because I read the place, I'm like, can I take this off? It's not mine, I don't know.

I think you've said Pov for every category that's ever been shared. No, I was one proud once, two weeks ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One time. You're a huge Pov guy. Text line. Someone said proud. Someone else said, I leave the stickers on the TV even.

What, do you have an energy sticker on the TV? You do have a sit? I don't leave that, because that annoys me. But that's on the screen. It's like on the top corner. Yeah. That's taking up imagery space. You also have one on your car.

If you buy a new car, the fuel economy sticker is also. and take anything off the cars. Someone, someone said I suffer from sinus stuff issues as well, Ducco. Headaches, face aches, jaw aches, ears, debilitating. I hear you, I see you. But anyway. The text line is for anything. Let's stick with Proud.

Where are we? Someone else has said, Pov. I'm presuming it sort of... I think we're leaning... Do you miss that, hold on? Pove. We're leaning Pov. Quick one's a good one.

Next one. Putting Aoli with everything. Like serving Aoli source of everything. I think this is Pov-o. I think AOLI is one of the most overrated condiments. That's just me personally. And that's what this segment is. It's obviously personal opinion.

Proud, baby. I love that we've gotten to a time in history where tomato sauce isn't the default. It's AOLI. AOLI. I love it. Very proud. It does feel like a step up from Tommy sauce. Don't you think Tommy's sauce is?

But I prefer Tommy. A lot of people would, but it's tried and tested and bogan. Yeah. Aoli is the fancy pants. You, where would you be on this, Bath? Probably Pove, to be honest. Yeah, you don't like Aoli? I do like Aoli, but I also just don't really do something.

sauce that much. So in general. You've got everything dry. Yeah, well, like even steaks and stuff, I just have dry. No mushroom sauce, pepper sauce. What? Sometimes I have gravy, but like that's expensive. So I just usually...

Adding the two bucks on, you're like, that's all right. I'll raw dog steak. Yeah. I need that mushroom sauce. I need a sauce left. I'll do a double sauce. I want a dipty dip in mushroom and a pack of peppercorn. Why not?

I'll see proud for that one. Okay. Oh, we're going on a new. Wow, okay. We've got a few texting. Proud, proud, proud, proud. It looks like. People like their a only.

And the final one for you today. Scratchies as a gift. Now, I do this to my grandma all the time because it's like, you know. As in you give her scratchy. She gives me money. I give her scratches. You could win money. You use the money she gave you.

Yes. It's a $2 scratchy as well. And very just sidebar. If you give her a scratchy and she wins a quarter of a million dollars, do you expect half? I gave you that scratchy. I'm the good omen. I'm a proud.

I love scratches. I love a scratchy. I've literally got one to cash in. I was a celebrant for a couple earlier in the month. They gave me a bottle of wine and a scratchy as a thank you. It's fun, isn't it? Three bucks. I've got to go cash that in.

It's free money, baby. I've won three bucks. Tash that in. Use that on a summit at Maccas. 100%. Yeah. Babs? I think proud.

Proud for you? Proud. Oh, you? I did not see it from the shyler. 100% proud. Wow. But you never, as we say, three bucks, I'm happy to say I won the three bucks. I don't think anyone's coming for me for a buck 50.

Yeah. But like in your instance with Merrill. Oh, yeah, if you win. $250,000, you are not telling anyone that that's what you wanted of. Where's the level of connection where you feel you have to share the money with that person?

Like, family member, I'll give you Scratchy, you share. Nah, see, I just don't tell. Oh, you just don't tell. There'll be signs, but you'll never know it came from your scratchy. Lots of text coming at 04-8-18-1069. Everyone's saying proud for the Scra. I think that's the only one. That's because everyone has agreed proud.

We love proud. We love a scratchy, but not an energy rating sticker. No. Yes and Ducco. Hey, not long now. team until we get a visitor live in. It's not often we get live studio guests. The last one we had was Rob

Millsy Mills. But this one, Lucia, coming in because she has D-Day today photos. Daycare photos. And Jess is the only one paying slash getting her hair done because she doesn't trust her husband to do it. Angus just text me. We're on the move. They're inbound. They're inbound. Copy that. So quick. Let's just let's just let me tell you this thing and then I've got to get out there

and wait. I'm going to set up his salon. I want to. Angus text me and goes, which Hair ties, do you want me to bring? I said, bring them all. I don't trust you to get them right. I want to see you do it on air, like live while talking. I want to hear Lucia, you know. You want that?

Yeah, yeah. I was happy for you to just ride solo for a bit. It was either that or, you know, we hear about some dating apps in China. So, come on. Lucia can learn. Well, look, I can always ride solo. Take back to my solo days, you know? You can play some grabs of Jason DeRullo's last interview.

Jason DeRulloch covered to the country later on. So you're listening to hit. You've got the ducky fingers duck man up next. I believe in you. See, that was... Hang on, Save this grey gear. You might need to do this.

In and out, right. While I'm doing hair. I'm surprised we haven't had a hairdress. I go quickly, I'll come in. It's all right, I can do it. I can do it. True. My barber's not.

Can he do little girl hair? I have never asked him that question, funnily enough. Hey, mate, where do you stand on doing little girl's hair? Is Florence up to haircuts yet? No. No. She's still got that ball patch on the back of her head. I was looking at it yesterday.

When is that going to grow over sweetheart? Because she does great tummy time. I would have thought that had, you know, Equalized by now. She's a rigorous sleeper. So, like, when she lies on her back and then she moves her head left and right. You've got to get that under control because she's going to rub herself bald. Well, that's what it is.

But she's getting, her hair's getting longer over else, but that part is just staying bald. How embarrassing for her? I know. Have you had to have. I'm trying to talk to her. Do you want to bring her in? Yeah, I'm going to bring her. Have a look at Lucia's luscious locks.

Yeah, yeah. You know, like, come on. Otherwise, you know, you know, we get to this level. I wanted to just quickly tell you, Doug, about the regression I experience. We've talked about regressions for our daughters. Because they're little, and regressions constantly happen and, you know, take two step backwards when you take one step forward. But I had a regression as a 34-year-old woman.

I'm organising a trip down to Melbourne to see my Melbourne girls. We call ourselves the United Nations. Oh, my God. Why? We're always going to name for things. It was lasagna lovers. Yes, there's the thirsty girls who read. We're the United Nations because we've got a Greek, a Vietnamese, a Turkish, a Chilean, a Macedonian.

You all have no friends and you all bonded over your ethnicities. That's right. You know where we all met. Working duty-free. So we're in an international airport and we all bonded. So these aren't school friends. Nah, no, work. You know, early 20s, work friends. Okay.

And all realise we're obviously from different heritages and backgrounds that we call ourselves the United Nations. Once again, we're going to get you a DNA test. Don't worry. We're working on the ancestry thing. I've got one. I just have to find the time to swab. Let's swab you.

Who has time to spit in a cup? I'd like to. If you can get one for me too, I'd like a swab because I'd like to see what I want to see what my heritage actually is. I reckon that would be so interesting. And then we can see, because once you go into the database, you start finding all the long-lost cousins and connections. And it could be very interesting.

Anyway, I had to call my mum because, yes, organising this weekend in Melbourne, Angus is working here. We're like, ah, the kid, what do we do with the kid? I went, ah, my parents, maybe. Oh, yes. But that was already on lock. But the girls, the United Nations, are now saying,

should we have a sleepover like the good old days. Because one of the girls has a beautiful new property and it's a bit of a ways out of Melbourne. Right. So I had to call mummy and ask for permission,

Mom, can I ever sleep over at Tweed's house? Are you going to be on my daughter so I can have a sleepover? She's like, and she didn't hesitate. She was so excited to get extra time and be the boss and be in charge and be doing all the fun things. But it felt like, I felt like such a 14 year old going,

Mom, can I ever sleep over at Tweese. Please. And can you drop me there and pick me up? Because I don't have a car. Well, that's a thing. Unless I borrow dad's car, that leaves him without a car. So you could take one of those.

I know my mum has a spare BMW in the garage. I'm like, can I take that one? Or you have the other one. But that one doesn't have the car seat. So do I have to take the turbo charge? I'm not comfortable driving. So it's a whole. She only takes that one to the shops because she doesn't trust.

Yeah, yeah. Well, that's cute. So get a little sleep over. I know. So she approved it. So yay, Mommy said it's okay. Do you all have your own beds, or is it like you're sharing beds? Oh, that's a great question.

Are you all in the living room, like movie night? Oh, that's a good question. Because that'd be the first thing I asked. Obviously, cuddle pillow, etc. Comfort, you know, am I getting my rain machine? I've travelled with these girls, but that would have been 10 years ago. And so that was in hotels. We shared beds.

So it does become like, oh, who's sharing with me? Yeah. We've all obviously grown up a little bit. We've all got our own. It's harder to sleep with someone else now. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Maybe check the bed situation now.

I'm going to text the group chat now. And if there's part of it. bags, you know. Obviously. And what scary movies are we going to watch? Jess and Duckow. Doing it all thanks to the absolute legends at McDonald's. This one's for anyone who's ever said,

Macca's spicy isn't real spicy? Well, Frank's red hot and macas have gotten together to spice up, Jess, the Mick Wings. Yo, our favorite, ducco. The Mick Crispier and already the Mick's spicy burger with exclusive red hot sauce. Oh, thank you, Frank. How good would that be?

Uh, Hari, only after 10.30 a.m. Only for a limited time at participating, Macas get in, though, while it's a basic. A's a basic. Hugh flame emojis. Hugh flame. It's happened. Lucia has arrived in studio. Angus has brought Lucia up.

Lucia's hair is getting done for daycare photos live on the air. Doug, I've gone for the double. Angus didn't want to have an opinion because he's, and I quote, as if I get a say. So I'll say to you to her fun call. It's a good father. Do you reckon I go the double pony at the top or one? Ooh, double. Double?

And what do you think of the red box? Redboat looks fantastic. Great. It complements here. Am I doing well? Agus is nodding. Yeah. What do you think of her new outfit?

I think it looks great. It's so cute. And she looks taller. I'm just going to get some live sound effects of the hair being done. Wow. We've got the laptop. She's sending emails. Lucia.

I think she's on an all stuff. You're looking very pretty. That's a big smile for Uncle Darko. Yeah, great smile. She's gotten taller too. Mate, that'll happen. And, you know, head proportionate. Oh, do you reckon?

Yeah, I think so. Okay. Okay, thank you so much. I think it's looking good. That is my, okay, she's opened a video editing tool. Yeah, good. Does she know she has daycare photos today? Is this like, she has no idea?

What does the morning? Angus, jump on. Jump on that mic right there. Jump on, Babs is night there. Welcome, welcome in. Does she know she has daycaref? What did you tell her she has today? She said it straight away as soon as she woke up.

It's a very important thing in my life. I can't wait. Mum told me last night, get a good sleep, no bags under the eyes. And she didn't sleep well at all. What a little angel. We did face marks and a fake tan, obviously, and we put the hair mask in. So she's looking as best as she could. Like, you know, I'm sure this is what Sandra Bullock and Julia Roberts do before the big events and a while.

One knot has been done. What do you think? It's looking very sweet. Looks good. Thank you, Ducco. A little front. She's going for the fringe at the front. Yeah, yeah.

I'm sticking with the fringe. You're bringing it back. A lot of people are accusing me of the bowl hair cut. Like, ooh, what ball have you used to cut the fringe? I'm like, shut up and sweet. Hey, bowls are cute, man. Balls are cute. You rocked a bowl around this age.

I had a bowl till I was 14. There was a period there. That's in your future. Yeah. Honestly, after 10, it's not great. It's so cute. Yeah, it is cute. Well, look, this is fantastic.

This is riveting stuff. Lucia, obviously, loving life. And she's going to look good in the mud pit. Now, look, this is the thing, Ducco. I've asked Babs to come in studio to capture the content, and I'm not seeing a lot of content being captured. This is why she's not on task, not on duties at the second birthday party. Babs, do your job, man.

The ones I've used. She puts down the phone. She's single out. He's the one time I've looked. Oh, okay. Well, we'll get some Neo-Won. We've got to get something out of this. Hey, good luck today.

Angus taking her there. Thanks so much. She's going to spill something on a shirt in the car. I can tell you that. Jess and Duckow. Jess is just out doing Lucille's hair because obviously she has very important daycare photos today. Yeah. No, you look great.

I know. She wants to put the headphones on. It's going to ruin the hair. Oh, you don't. Sweetie. I think the mud pit's going to ruin the hair anyway when she goes in there. Hi, Luci. Angus, don't let her playing the mud

it until they get the picture. Jess just asked me, how does it look? And I was like, yeah, it looks great. Everyone laughed. And then gave Angus a wig. I'm like, don't. Yes, Lucia. Yeah.

You look good, Lucia. I love the little back mullet. Is that what you're going for? Jess just gave. Oh, no. Dagger. I think it looks cute. It doesn't look like a mullet.

No, it doesn't. No, Babs is now saying, no. Everyone's not even, I don't know what to say. There's no right here. You know what's right? She looks amazing. And the hair is very sweet. Yeah.

And we're going to remember. this forever. Enjoy your photos. Yeah. Have a fun time. Have a good. You want to do drawing. It's not time to draw.

It's time for the photos. Okay. Smile and way. Your mom actually has been messaging me, Jess, saying, Daco, did you get the memo we have upgraded to Butterfly? This is, oh God, all her tears, just grabs them. Don't tell people.

Listen, we have something in the studio that's not meant to children. But if she wants it, Just give it to it. There's a, how do we describe this? It was a gift. It's a gift and it's a squishy toy. Shy guy, do not film. It's shaped like a phallic.

It is a felic. It's squishy and it's a toy. Yeah, and she's now holding it. And it sits in our studio. We always forget it. She wants to take it home. It is a squishy peen. I don't know about, take that to daycare.

And say, Uncle Taco gave me a present. She's nursing it Oh, I forgot I was in here Please get a photo of this just for our records Oh, she's really ugly Is that a baby? This one. There's a baby.

Don't hold it there. Okay, I guess you can, thank you so much. You, our squishy friend, who cheer off to daycare photos. I think I want to change her hair. Go to a song. Jess and Ducko. We are going to get the footage up of Lucia grabbing a phallic.

Who left that in the studio? God, we've got to get rid of it. Whenever guests come in, they see it. And we're so used to it. We are, because it feels like the fifth member of the day. It does, it is. And, like, what did we expect? A small kid, it's like, oh, what's this toy?

And it's squishy and it has a smiley face on it. Look how friendly he looks. It looks like something you'd see at the movie sausage party. Like, it looks happy. It does. I get a great photo of Lichia, holding it, staring at me smiling. We got some BTS. Yes, Jess and Ducker on Instagram, of course.

And don't forget, Alpha Bucks, we are less than 10 minutes away. Right now, though. Good to be back in Neck of the Woods. Oh, I'm saying. Bonjour. We need to talk about this Louvre story. We touched them on when it first got robbed. Absolutely.

Sunday morning at 9.30 a.m. We had the story first thing Monday. Yeah. But obviously, developments. It is an unbelievable story. It is a modern Italian job. It's so cool. It is kind of cool, isn't it?

Because I just loved. No one got hurt. They were professional, very respectful. Absolutely. And all that's been robbed, $160 million worth of jewels. Just a 23- item Napoleon piece collection. It's all gravy.

Whatever. So it's estimated to be around between 150 to 160 million Australian equivalent worth of jewels. Now, apparently they suspect the robbers have already broken down these gems in an attempt to sell them off. Okay, because there was theories. How do you sell a crown?

Even on the black market. Word's going to get around. Hey, you know, Jean-Pier. He's got a new crown. It's looking a lot like the one that got robbed. It's not, though. So there were theories, do we break it down genuinely for the gems and then repurpose them into different jewelry?

Well, experts have come out and said the monetary item does not include those items historical value to France if they were cut down. Do you know what I mean? Oh, so if we destroy the crown, we lose the historical value. So it loses its value. It'll still be worth something because it's jewels, but it's not what it would have been.

It's one thing to say, oh, this was once the crown worn by Marie Antoinette, and it's another to go, oh, this sapphire was a part. Heart of the crown. Yes. But I still think it's the rich illuminati-esque people in their basements, in their layers, and you can come down and see it. Hell of a costume party. Great costume party.

So it was a group of four criminals. We know they came in at 9.30. They literally had like high-vis sort of stuff on, plus suits so you couldn't see their faces. And they had like angle grinders and sores and stuff like that. They got in through a part of the Louvre that was getting renovated and they broke the window. Is it right? Like basket lift, like a crane situation. Yeah.

They just got in. They craned themselves up like cherry picker up. Yes. Broke it in, walked in. They were in and out with three minutes. Now, apparently the Louvre Museum security apparatus did not fail. In fact, that they told them the National Assembly, the Louvre Museum security apparatus worked. It notified the alarm was triggered.

Then police were there within three minutes. And Onlookers also called as they saw people sort of going in. But they were still out with time to spare. Here's two, I think, of the funniest parts of this story. First, they fled on scooters. Like e-scooter. Yeah, like a little moped. Did they have to get the app?

You know, the tourist ones where you have to get the app and make sure your credit card's loaded to unlock it. They fled on scooters, which is the most European thing ever. You know, it's one thing. What a touch. In your Italian jobs, it's always a cool car. You've got the sexy getaway driver who's standing by. Nah, they just had four E scooters.

And those things don't get that fast. Even on turbo mode, it's still. I mean like mopeds is what I'm... Sorry, I'm literally picturing. Yeah, yeah, not like lime scooters, like mopeds. Oh, oh. Oh, like a Vespa. A Vespa, correct.

I could copy that. I literally thought raisers sco. Well, they weren't that bad. But mopeds is a clap. How did they not catch them? Could you imagine driving away from the Louvre being chased by police on a moped? It's so European though, isn't it? Oh, it's hilarious.

And then the second great piece of information, which just sums the French up, they did not have insurance. The Louvre doesn't have insurance. Because they believe that their security was so bulletproof. That is their insurance. Their security system was so good. They did. It's so French. They did not have insurance because they believed that the security was so good that no one could break into the loop.

You know, now that is a tight-ass accountant going, oh, we could get insurance. But what's the premium on a $160 million jewelry collection? Very true. It's too much, guys. Amy's making your fork out a bit for that. Let's just put another guard on if need be. It can roam around. So no inch, I mean, how do you even insure that?

But still, no insurance. So there's no recourse now. No, nothing they can do. They have a hundred investigators working on this from all around the world. I reckon it's too long gone. I think so. It was Sunday just gone. That is, you will never get in that back.

I feel bad saying this, and I'm not endorsing robbing the Louvre. But I kind of want to see them get away. Like, I kind of just want to see them. It's actually really interesting. I'm hearing a lot of commentary now on what the security protocols will become. Because they are 100% going to get away with it. How do you track this now? It's organized crime.

Like, they're always. you know, quick. They're not sitting on it. You'd have a meeting now about, should we get insurance? Like, that's going at the next Louvre. You're dialing allie arms, going right. But now, this is obviously international news.

Your premiums are through the roof. You're not getting away with that. But I still love it how the French people who work there are like, no, that's the curious system didn't. It worked, actually. Did it? Sorry, have you seen the missing jewels. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter.

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Everything else you answered, you nailed, so you got yourself 8 out of 10. You don't get the money, but you do get $100 at Birkenstock, okay? Oh, perfect. Thank you, Sam. Thanks for joining the show. All right, thanks so much, guys. Have a good one. You should also go up on our Instagram right now and see a photo that I've just posted of our guest litre here in the studio, our guest litre in the studio, holding one of our in-show friends.

You made a great point. I go. The last in-stube. studio guest we had was Rob Millsy Mills. Oh, easily 18 months ago playing Shire Guy Dips. Easily. The next guest on our repertoire was my two-year-old. Getting her hair done.

She grabbed the, well, Shigerga brought this thing into the studio, but it leaves here. What's it doing here? It's a squeezy pee-pee. It is a squeasy peep. That's all you can describe it as. Check the photo out. To a two-year-old. That's a spory face.

She's waving it around like a maniac. Yeah. I've posted it up on my story. It's also on Jess and Ducco. You can check that one out. Yes, let's hope for the daycare photos today. I think we got our daycare photo. Her hair's done.

The pain's smiling. She's clean. She hasn't got like a signy or toast all over it. And she looks so happy with herself. You know what? This is a double thumbs up kind of morning. You're a free daycare photo. You're welcome.

Jess and Ducco. The headline I want to give to you is I'd rather be getting a root canal than be here. That's, no one wants a root canal. You found your. yourself in a situation, maybe at a certain place where you just thought this was the worst place I could be. I'd rather be doing... Like, I'd rather be in a public toilet doing a number two with no toilet paper.

With the lock broken and someone walking in. Right, right. Then be where I found myself. Okay. You'll see why I would rather be of getting a root canal will be in the public toilet situation. We just had my almost two-year-old daughter in studio. We do spend a lot of time hanging out.

Now, because of the beauty of this job, we get home and the whole day is ahead of us. And how exciting for you? What a gift. What a gift. But how are we going to fill our day? Because, mummy, I don't know if you know this about me, get a little bit stir crazy. I need to be doing stuff. I don't want to sit at home twiddling my thumbs.

She can kind of draw, and she's getting into drawing, but that's maybe a 10-minute activity. I want to go out and do something. It's going on an adventure. Saturday I find myself in this very scenario. My husband was working and I'm staring down the barrel of six hours. And I'm going, this apartment man, the walls are caven in. Yeah, she's not really speaking to you. No, so I have to come up with ideas.

Can't really check them off with her. I just go, this is what we're doing. And I haven't quite learnt on this parenting journey to give up. So if she starts maybe throwing a little bit of a tantee, not wanting to put shoes on, not wanting to go. I don't care. We're going. So I will fight tooth and nail to get out of the house,

even though maybe I should have given up. But we fight tooth and nail. I get her in some clothes, some shoes, pack a bag, we get in the car. Yeah, we've pushed through. Here we go. To go to a trampoline park.

She likes to bounce. You've been to these a few times, yeah? I've been to various ones. I'm looking for the best. Change it up. Yeah. Do you bounce with her? Yes.

Because she's little as well. Yeah. But yes, I feel like it's a responsible thing. You crack the egg and she just goes fine. Even though all the same. signage says, you know, if you're over this height or this weight, it's for children. I kind of go...

I've never had that, but... I'm waiting for someone to tap. Oh, what a laugh. Who was that? Peace-proof. I thought it was quiet. You're Mike Sonder. Yeah, I forgot.

To be honest, I'm waiting for a tap on the shoulder and how embarrassing it would be like, ma'am, get off. It's like, oh, I'm having a good time too. But the thing I really want to drill down on, I go, Saturday afternoon. Yeah. I didn't think this thing. through. We walk in

and they're smart these places, the way they're designed, where you pay it's a little bit out of the way. Can't see it. Can't really see it. Yeah. So we roll in, I reckon it was like 1.45. We roll in, I pay, we've got our grippy socks, we've turned

the corner, May, I reckon there was eight separate birthday parties going on. And the kids would have been maybe celebrating 10th birthday, maybe 12th birthday. It's a zoo, essentially. Bro, we walked in.

I'm not lying to you. We've walked around the corner. The energy hits us. Lucia's eyes, wider sources, and she just goes, home, home? Oh, she wanted to leave. We didn't take, we took one step. She saw that many people. She saw that many people, but the screaming from the children. That's when you know you're really apparent, isn't it?

When you walk in there and you're like, oh, we're all in the same, okay, time frame. Absolutely. How did I not think Saturday? afternoon at a trampoline park wouldn't be. Just a dumb idea, but in hindsight. So dumb. But also the amount of sickness that would be floating around that place. Oh my God.

Absolutely. Because now the COVID sort of is out. No one's washing their hands. Pushing a snotty kid away. Absolutely. The place is big, but it's not that big for 60 kids to be screaming around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But because I'm a tired ass, I'm like, no, I've paid, man.

You're bouncing. Yeah, you go. Drag her in there. She's very hesitant, as you can imagine. There's one kid screaming at the top of his lungs, like he was getting murdered. I genuinely was like, oh my God, what's wrong? He's broken an arm. He was just standing there shrieking, like a panche.

Yuck. I happened to see a woman I know. And she goes, oh, are you here for a birthday party? I said, nah, we just came for a bounce. She went, what's wrong with you? Get out. Save yourself. She's like, why would you come on a Saturday afternoon?

Not for a party. I went, because I wanted to get out of the house. What a mistake. How long did you say? around. So I reckon we lasted seven minutes in total and I didn't actually put Lucia down once. We stood on a trampoline and I bounced thinking she'd warm up. She's crying.

But it was just, she was genuinely scared. Yuck. So you see why I say, would rather have been anywhere else. Anywhere else. Would rather have been at the dentist. Getting a root canal. This was the worst idea I've ever had. Would rather be sitting at a meeting with work about office place culture, you know.

And then have to go to the birthday, and everyone stares at the colleague whose name you've kind of forgotten and sing happy birthday. To tell me, Peter. Would rather have been doing that, Ducco. 131060. Jess and Ducco. Dessen Ducco. 131060, I would rather be getting a root canal than being here.

That's right. I found myself in a situation. That's just a bad call, Ducco, rolled into a trampoline park. Yeah. They are fun. Yeah. But on a Saturday afternoon at around 1.40. I just didn't consider every 10-year-old in the state wanting to have their

birthday party, I rolled in with a two-year-old. Oh, that's, yeah. There was one kid. Oh, my, I don't know how old he was. Just screaming. Just going nuts. Like, but nothing had happened to him. Yeah.

And my little girl looking at me going home, take me on. I know. It was dumb. It was a bad call for me. Isn't it funny, you can handle your own child scream. But when someone else was, you're like, mm-hmm. And then the, then the employee came over being like, If you're here for Leo's party, cake!

And this stampede, genuinely we nearly got transformed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's seen in Jumanji, you know, with a zoo animals. Yeah, yeah, come down. Jamie Lee, good morning. Good morning. You're picking up what I'm putting down, babe. You'd rather be getting a root canal than have been in a situation you found yourself in.

I certainly would have. I just got back from an eight-day cruise. My 16-month-old decided to come down with a viral infection. pretty much the night of day one going into day two. As in, you're on the cruise and this has happened? Yes. Oh, my God. She's obviously caught it through daycare during the week,

and then we left on the Sunday. So, yeah, we've got no comforts of home. I've got no TV that I could put on Miss Rachel, too. She's absolutely beside herself. I couldn't put her down for a good three days. And then to top it off, I had a 10-year-old, winging and whining that I couldn't do any activities, with him.

And I was on my own, so I didn't have any help from anybody. And I was like, can I just be anywhere but here, please? Just turn this ship around. Mommy wants to get off. I remember, for mine, personal one, I once went into Morgan, my wife's granddad's retirement home because they said that they have like Bowles competitions. Okay. And I was like, I fancy myself in bowls.

All right. And what he was competing or something? Yeah, yeah, they all compete. That's a bit of fun. But I went in there, and I thought it was going to be a bit of fun, like me playing with the oldies, being a cheeky. Oh, a bit of Cracker Jack action. The reality was they took it very seriously.

I was not kneeling properly as I was bowling and I was getting in a lot of trouble. I can't imagine you had the right attire either. And you weren't allowed to walk down to go check your balls until every game was finished around you. And on top of that, Morgan's granddad blessing was just farting, like just letting things go. Well, you know, you're supposed to lose as tightness as you're old. I was like, talk to me. He'd be like, yeah, sort of, I'm like, um, why did I come here? Although this might be a nice bonding moment.

They're not going to remember it. I'm just going to call my dentist see if I can get you for a root canal. Got a compliment from an older lady at a lunch yesterday. And I was flying high from it. Okay. Not often you get compliments. I guess it's an unexpected source. Did you know this older?

No, no, not all. So it was when I was walking around the restaurant, pushing Flo on the pram, trying to get her to sleep and were dressed up nice, nice restaurant. Obviously, I had done maybe half an hour. I was worth of walking around this restaurant. So you've cruised past a couple of times. Drinking espressoes, vibing it out. And this lady comes up as we're sitting at the table and, you know, everyone's there.

My in-laws are there, Morgan's everyone's there. This lady comes up to me and she goes, excuse me. And I'm thinking, oh, here we go. Where do you want me to sign? Big fan. She opens her blouse. Here we go, yeah. Which titty?

That would have been bad. Always the left because your left hand. Yeah, they've got to lean across to the eggless. Let smudge. They know that. When you sign old ladies, boobies, do you stretch the skin out to avoid the wrinkles? Or do you have to let it go natural because otherwise it'll crinkle? Well, natural, because the sag is already there, it's sort of at my height anyway.

So I don't need to, you know. 827, grow up. So anyway. You started talking. Sure I go, grow up. So anyway, as I, she comes up to me and says, excuse me, I'm thinking, okay, here we go. And she's like, I just want to say, I love your shirt. You look really good in that shirt.

like, I looked at Morgan, I was like, I think she's heading on. I think this is what I'd like to be hit on. I'm just letting it run out at the table. And I was like, you are, you give boy toy energy. Like, you would be an absolute catnip for the kookers. I see that. Yeah, they'd make their little play thing.

Anyway, then she goes, you're the ball of yarn. She's the cat. And then the giant cats. And then she goes, and then she goes, where'd you get it? Me being me, I was like, I got it from. I've got no idea. You go, you want to check the tag? That's exactly what I did.

Shut up. So then she goes, I'm going to check the tag. And so then she has ripping my shirt open at the back. In front of your wife's, mother-in-law, yep. And I'll sort of look at him going, this is just normal stuff, guys. This must be wrapped up soon. This is all the time. This is why you need to be always filming.

Day in the Life of Ducko. This is the content I want to see. Then she hits me on something which deflated me back to Earth. Uh-oh. She goes, oh, great, country road. Okay, I've got sons your age, and I think they'd look fantastic in this. I mean, it's still a comment. Compliment. She wants to dress her boys like you.

I know. I know. Yeah. At least she didn't say I've got young grandchildren. Jess and Ducko. Still more chances, of course. Always, 13, 1060. Get involved. You could school yourself that cool of fame prize. Great this weekend. Five hundred to spend at Reflections holidays, 40 parks. We draw it tomorrow. Across New South Wales. Oh, my God. You're running out of time to get your name in the pool.

Tomorrow's Friday. Tomorrow is Friday. Up next, shy guy's been working diligently till the final. minute. We asked him 10 minutes ago, what's the theme? He went, What is the theme? Find out soon. You're the song, it is. iPod was released on this day

in 2001. So shuffle mode iPod edition. Benson Boone, Mr. Electric Blue. Hit breakfast, Jess and Ducko. It's 841. Sorry, Shago, you didn't quite hit the post there. What's the theme? So the iPod was released on this day in 2001, 24 years. So I have put my iPod on shuffle.

Yes. And that's today's theme. So this is just a random collection of songs shy guy. Yeah, that I've got. Would have had. That could give you a hint, maybe. Okay. First song, Ed's here in Camilla Cabo.

Oh, south of the board. Of course you've got this. I remember this is from his collaboration album. It is. Which was... Yes. It was the black and white. album, the sixth album.

I, I can picture myself. You can probably link it over 2016 to 2020. Ooh, I can picture when I first heard this. What was I doing in this exact moment of my life? Babs here, I'm sorry, Babs is here too. Oh, yeah, I was going to say, yeah. So you can talk it out if you need or you can just slightly sit there. Okay.

What are you feeling? I don't know. Good chat. Just silently sit there and live on the board when you're already within you. I'm going to, I'm going to go 19. Jess is in. I don't go with 2021. Listen, listen to my whiteboard today.

I didn't make a sound. I'm going 2016. Go 2016. Jess has nailed it, 2019. I can, I knew where we were. Angus and I were in Italy. Italy. Yeah.

What a surprise. Actually, one of the trips. It wasn't the baby moon and it wasn't this year. I don't remember all these trips, Italy. That's, wow. Okay, here we go, song two. Sit behind. Jeez.

80s, knuckles. Feels it. I'm not going to get us on the head. Sorry, Babbs. You're also here. 80s bags. Yeah, I think so. It was in movie.

It was a breakfast club. It was in the breakfast club. At the end. Doe. When did the breakfast club come out, though? Oh, goodness. I'm going to throw. I think I'm going to go.

I'm going to go. I'm going to 88. 88. Oh, I'll go old. I went 81. Correct answer is 85. So Babs gets the point. Damn.

Her first point on the board. Okay. Daniel Bedingfield. Geez, you've got to get through this. Your iPod shuffle is unique. What is she? Is he related to Natasha? Brother.

I made that up. Let me Google that while you are. How many betting fields could be in music? Geez, I reckon this is... Oh, God, I've got no idea. Yeah, I do. Yeah, they're siblings. 20.

2020 for Duck. Oh, my God. I don't think we've ever been further apart in a guess. I've never heard this song before, so 2016. Oh, you've never heard this song about. Okay. Correct answer. He is 2002.

Oh, it's just over. 2020. That's the first time I heard it. Oh. Yeah, so you're a Natasha fan. That's her brother, that one. No doubt. Don't speak.

I dropped my lips. Your iPod is tricked. It's a versatile. Imagine a road trip with Shagai. It's fun. Geez, no doubt. When did this come out? Is this early O's or is this the monies?

That's, yeah, I don't know Because this is the album with the blue cover Ooh, you've got album specific I don't know covers I know it's on my iPod But it's the iPod The first one didn't have album covers I'm thinking it's early artists

I'm going to say in 1998 Oh my god Oh my God Oh no Oh no Oh, Babbs will get this. I knew you were trouble. No, I know.

You're the real Swifty. Yeah, I'm the real Swifty. But I can't remember the eras. I get me ears. I get this. We go to a tiebreaker. I know. Trouble, trouble, trouble.

Oh, this is careful. Let's talk out. This is off. What album? Is it Red? It is Red. It is Reds before reputation. Which boyfriend is she talking about?

Well, this is the one with Jake Gyllenhawn. Oh, that doesn't help me much. Nah. I thought I could lock down something I don't know I'm going to go I don't know how early that album was out but I'm going to go is it legs 11 like

I don't know I'm going to go 16 I'm going to go 12 I was going to go 15 okay 12 15 16 the correct answer is 12

oh yes here we go this has never happened three way tie breaker and this is the song Britney Now when I think shy guy I think this song

Here we go So Brittany give me more Now is this This is post-fed the line Was this after toxic or before toxic Oh no no way after babe This is this was just on the plane Yeah that is toxic

But that was like Pick Pop Britney This was I'm throwing off the shackles of expectations This is post hair shaved I reckon it was post hair shaved Okay Okay

Give me more Brittany I'd say in 2004. Bazzian straight away. Yeah, see, take on I like it. We're better. Who wants to be a million-a-radist? You're just going to sort of talk out that. Oh, sorry.

Who invited her? I don't know. I don't usually play this game. I know, yeah. Oh, four. I reckon you've gone too early there. Yeah, I feel like that's going off. I want to go.

I'm going to go again. I'm 16. You know what? I think I remember this at high school dances. Yeah. Oh, wait. Oh, wait for. Draco, 16 for Jets, 2004 for Bab,

the correct answer to 2000. Hold on, hold on. And seven. So what does that mean? No way. That point. Oh. So you're all winners.

Yay! Yay! How deflating is that? I know, we don't have another song. Nah, you were, oh, wait. You were the closest. Give it to Tucker. Well, you went over back.

We need a, we need a resolution. You need a golden point. We can't have everyone wins, you know. No, you need a golden point. you just quickly Google another song, Shagga, I can drag it in. Nah? Let me just hit Shuffle on this and see what comes out. Yeah, what song are you got?

What song are you got for us? Oh, we can't play that. Oh, geez, okay. The one that got away, Katie Perry. What year do you think that came out? I don't even know that song. Neither do I. How does it go, Shagai?

Okay. You sure you don't want to take the win? Just take the win. Jess and Ducco. You have Jess, you have Ducco. I mean, Shirego's here, two, M-Babs. At 855. But every time.

you ask them a question, you get a one-word response. Yeah. Like, how are you, shy guy? Great. There you go. And you know what gets me? Yeah. What upsets me the most.

Yeah. Never, and how are you? Oh. Never from him. Never from her. Yeah. And how are you? And, ah, yeah, that's true.

Chris Kim. Shagai, how are you? No, you said great. But now it's four. But that's the issue. Come on, come on. We're role playing. How are you?

I'm good. How are you? I'm really good. Actually, I'm not too good. Let's go into it. Okay. Whenever you ask. Someone, they say, actually not good.

You're like, ugh. It's so funny, because I always like to respond with fantastic, couldn't be better, outstanding. Literally, the dream. And the shock on people's face, they go, oh, I'm not that good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I can't match that. There is a level, right. You can't be too good, but you can't be negative.

You just going to be like, mate, you know, surviving, getting through. Do you know what I don't mind in my old age? I'll go with a can't complain. Oh, I don't mind a can't complain. Yes. Yeah, that's not that. It sounds negative, but in actuality, it's positive. So you're getting through the mundane grind that is the 9 to 5, the life.

But I do, you also said, I do like living the dream. Oh, yeah. I like that I feel like when someone says live in the dream, it's a condescending piss take. It's like, life is tough. Like, oh, mate, living the dream. Maybe I'm using it wrong. To be fair, my dream growing up was to be a jeweller. Technically, I'm not living my dream.

No, you aren't. Actually, very far off that dream. I'm not a vet. I'd be a horrible vet, too. You'd have great energy. Such good vibes. And you would bond with the animals, but I can't see you, like, expressing anal glands.

No, you want me to do what to this little thing? No, thank you. Let alone the end of life. Oh, the green dream. No, forget about that. Forget about that. That's tough, man. That's always the hardest.

Absolutely. What a morbid subject. Yeah, sorry, I brought up having to put your dog down. How did your husband go getting the photos done? I'm a little concerned, doggot. I text. Thank you so much for coming in. Thanks for bringing her in.

Like, you're a great sport. I understand, getting out of the morning routine, is challenging. I do appreciate the effort. How was drop off? That was 45 minutes ago. Yeah, he's obviously struggling. She's crying. She's like, why did this crazy woman get my hair?

10 bucks, she's pulled her hair out. Yeah, I bet, yeah. I mean, she can reach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She got bored in the car seat and pulled it out. Because that's why I went high, because in the car seat, anything low, it just mucks up. Yeah. So I went high on the head.

Doesn't that make for a good story? If the photo is only one in and one not in, you can be like, totally. We'll spin it anyway. She's a crazy gal. I love that shot. I'll spin it anyway, but... She's probably got dirt on her new outfit that you bought her.

I know. I hope the photographer was already there. Like, it's not a 1pm thing, is it? After a nap, after lunch, after mud kitchen. I don't know. They'd probably have to start the day with it. You want energy to be high. Absolutely.

Yeah. When I pick her up of an afternoon, my God. She's filthy. Which is fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what kids do, man. That's what kids do. Kids will be kids.

Yeah, kids are for kids. But standby for the picks. You can see the behind the scenes of Luccia are coming in this morning if you would like to judge my hairdressing. One woman responded saying, I feel you, Jess. Yes, I wake up at 3 a.m. to get all my kids sorted for school. Yeah, yeah. I think more people were just...

So me and that woman... More people responding to Lucia holding the pain. Yes, we unfortunately have a very adult prop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's squishy and fun. It's got a smiley face on it. But we forget when kids come here, which is rare, I suppose. That is true.

And Flo's still a bit of a blob. She's not really sure for this. No, she's not... Her time will come. She is. like moments away from her first word. She's saying like, da, da, da, da, da, she's close to data, you know. You got a camera in her face all the time.

I'm getting, I'm trying to capture the moment. Please do, you want to capture that. I think it's going to be Dada or Pam. Because you captured the first giggle. Yeah. Like that was a fluke. I know you were happy to be filming. She's so close.

She's also really teething now. Like, the cheeks are red. Yeah. Okay, there's a lot going on. Yeah, there's a bit on. Oh, here we go. Yeah. Come on.

Like, I don't want to take anything away from data. Yeah. But I'd love it to be Pam. That's fantastic. Pam would be funny. Pan would be pretty... I wouldn't be mad if it was Pam. 100%.

If it's mum up. Yeah. Boring. Lame. It's been done, Flo. It's been done. You can see why the first words are often da-da because they literally go da-da-da, like they make that sound.

It's an easy shape and sound, absolutely. I still think it's because it's me, you know. Of course. Obviously. Of course. Hey, we're out of here. Tomorrow's Friday. We've got Friday bangers.

We've got the producer's diary. Big day for you guys today. After the show. What did I say? Stop asking him. After the show, Duff goes, Shy Guy and I have a challenge for you and Babs. Oh, yeah.

Find out how that goes tomorrow on the show. Yeah, the smell test. The two people with the most stuffed up sinuses are fighting for the title of Best Smeller. Best Nose. Of the team. I want the golden nose. Do you want the golden nose?

Do you want the golden nose? Babs? Yeah, I wouldn't mind the golden nose. Yeah, it's good to have. So we're going to challenge you after the show. Stick around for that also. That's happening. Plus, of course, we draw the call of fame.

We will see tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye. It's gone on an adventure. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. The Boo Bucket's Happy Meal is back this Halloween at Maccas.