Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Stop bullying the whale

Episode Date: June 27, 2025

What happened on the flight, talk about a runners junk flopping about and Producer Shy Guy wraps with the week that was with his diarySubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Try the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. I'm loving it. Jess and Dago! This is the Jess and Dago podcast. Welcome to the podcast everybody. What a Friday. I mean, anyone's birthday, they get the birthday bunting,

a couple of balloons. What is bunting, Min? Is that where baby bunting gets... Bunting is decoration that I guess you hang. Is that why the store Baby Bunting is called the Bunting in Baby Bunting? What's called Bunting? I actually have no idea. You taught me the term Baby Bunnings.

Yeah, Baby Bunnings. Which I think is a way better name for it. Yeah, yeah. They should have definitely called it that. It's a one-stop shop for all your baby things. It really is. Like Bunnings is for your house stuff. I don't know where the word bunting came from, but that's what it's called.

It makes no sense, but it just, yeah, I don't know. It sets a nice tone, doesn't it? Yeah. So I don't think that's bunting. I think that's what it's called. It makes no sense, but it just, yeah, I don't know. It sets a nice tone, doesn't it? Yeah. So I don't think that's bunting. I think that's bunting. Correct. Yeah, that's bunting. What you were shaking a balloon. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of balloons.

You can take those home with you this week as well for your party. Babs, bring it in, Babs, bring in the big reveal. She can't hear. Bring in the big reveal. She's been over-signal-hated today. Absolutely. Babs has been so nervous for some reason. She's so anxious today.

I don't know. Hey. Custom. We're meant to bring this in the last break of the show, but what have we got, Babs? What? What have we got? The podcast. Yeah.

Now we're still on air. What have you got for him? Can you explain what you organised? A box and I rang up, was really brave and rang the place because they didn't actually have this on their menu. Did you introduce yourself as Babs from the radio show? Because how did you get them to agree to a custom? I was just really nice.

I was like, oh, I just thought I would take my shot. Like, I know you guys don't do it, but like he really likes a specific cake. What cake is it? All right, let me open the box. It's a cheesecake. Oh, passion fruit cheesecake. Yeah, thank you very much. You're very welcome. Well done, Babs. You have to pick up the phone. I didn't realize you out to Drake. Thank you very much.

You're very welcome. Well done, Babs. You had to pick up the phone. I didn't realise you had to call. Yeah, I had to call them. That actually makes it so much nicer. Their policy too is you're meant to allow for 48 hours. For a custom?

Yeah, and I called them yesterday morning. I'll say that's our last minute. Absolutely, we did because no one knows anything about this. We pay for this? Yeah. Oh, there's no commitment. Oh great. No, we pay for it. Yeah, great.

This is great, thank you. I'm proud of you for calling and not doing it the Gen Z way and just waiting for an app. There was probably the most texts about a birthday out of any of us for yours because we didn't know what to do for so long. There were days of just like, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I kept saying like sex toy, dildo. Totally, strippers.

That was, that was. I'm very glad you didn't buy me a dildo. Probably wouldn't have got a yacht. We've got too many. Well, you know. But honestly the fiddle leaf fig was our best suggestion. Just because you like to fiddle. So we're like, let's get the, let's get the fiddly man, the fiddle leaf. I know when we were thinking of what plant is most appropriate, like, well, obviously the fiddle. Yeah. But that, that, the, the driving experience, you will hear it in the show, you get to ford in an F1 style vehicle. Fantastic. I'm excited for that. You should be.

Imagine if he quits after he does that experience because he goes, I'm going to chase my F1 dream. I'm going to chase it right now. I want to be the next Charlotte Klein. All of a sudden, yeah, next year it's like, we're like commentating, like, geez, this guy called Luke Sheppley. I know, he's in Monte Carlo tearing up the truck. What's he doing?

What's his origin story? He's like, how'd you race today? It's fine. It's okay. A lot of the drivers are that car. Yeah. They have to be. I could just see you crash and be like, that's whatever.

You've been in the, in a car with Shy Guy driving. Yeah. Or have you always driven? Very safe. Yeah. Very safe. If I say you're a good, you'd be a good driver. I feel like I'm a good driver.

Yeah, you're a bad smooth. Although Babs and I, a week or two ago, we drag race at the lights and I have to say, Babs beat me. Yeah, I did. You took off. Yeah, it's because shot goes to safe. He's a grandma. Yeah, he seared me a message.

He was like, let's race at the lights. Yeah, because we were next to each other. So I car played message. I was like, drag? We should do it like the four of us when we leave work one time. Go to a local car park or something. I'll be in reverse and smash into a pole. Fuck me. That is not going to turn out. Here I am, a Closter local car park or something. I'll be in fucking reverse and smash into a pole. Fuck me, that is not going to turn out.

Here I am, a Closter's car and bang, bang. Yeah, we'll all go and Jess is going back. So yesterday, Duggo, I thought I was tailgating Babs and I was right up her ass. I thought I was being so funny and then it turned a corner and it was not Babs, it was someone else, but I went, I nearly crashed the fucking car into someone else.

Someone else from work someone else from work of all the people who crashed into she just strode off into the lift and didn't wait either because I came going oh it's bad oh it's not bad who's that the wrong hyunda not me not you but yeah I've already come close yeah totally missed the car

yeah totally missed the car you can just be like the can I be the grid girl? You can be the grid girl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you Tokyo drift? Yeah Yeah, I can drift hell you need Ford Ranger. I mean Everest. Yeah, I can drift you don't have you don't even know Don't count a manual to do it. There's no they don't make I'm surprised you're in an auto actually I thought you'd like to feel the vibrations a bit more I don't care that much. Oh my god got the paddles. yours had the paddles. Yeah. You could manually. The tectronics. Yeah mine does too. But mine's, I think mine's on the um, mine's actually on the like, DSD thing, tiptronic, yeah whatever it is. So it's like you just press a

button that doesn't feel as cool. Paddle at least you're pulling something. Because paddle's what the F1 cars have here. Yeah. Yeah. This is a language I do not know. Nah, you barely know reverse and drive. I barely know how to fill up this fucking thing. It's like I'm still on the road. How have I gotten away with this? I question that so much. I don't know. And now they're putting me in a new one. One of these Range Rover sort of knockoffs out of China.

I saw one of those the other day in the shopping centre. I'm the first one to get one to do some... They look cool from afar. I suppose if you can't destroy it, no one can. That's actually a great ad. Cheers Fart, you only drive this everyone rushes to buy it. They look really nice inside though. Do they? Outside they look. No I'm not happy with that. Teeny Moo Range Rover. Yeah a little bit. Okay well when I get out we can have a little look. You want a test drive? Yeah I wouldn't mind it. I'm waiting I think we get new cars every 10,000 kilometers. Oh what have you got your eye on next? I don't mind it. I'm waiting, I think we get new cars every 10,000 kilometers.

Oh, what have you got your eye on next? I don't know, because I'm on Ford and Hyundai. As an 18 year old ducko, what was your dream car? I never really had one. What, never a car guy? No, I'm not a car guy at all. I like Ferraris, I do. I also had a really big love association

with like Lamborghini Diablo, don't know why. Oh, because that song. Lamborghini Diablo. Don't know why. Oh, because that song, Lamborghini Diablo. What's that in? No, no, you're too my friend. I just kick it like turbo. Oh yeah. Possibly Benjirova. Smack that.

Smack that. Smack that. Oh, I mean, Shargo sung that song. That's right. I was like, I've heard it recently. That's what you heard in your last parody song. That's it. Possibly Benjirova.

Lamborghini Diablo. Yeah. What about you, Shargo? DB9 Aston Martin. James Bond. Very James Bond. Babs, were you a car kid? No, not really. Just something with wheels and a fucking motor. Yeah, something that works is good. I mean VW was your first car? You grew up on the farm in that rusty ute, so anything that just keeps you going. No, that's the sex position you think you're in.

The rusty ute. Not many people can do the rusty ute. No, no, you need the advantage of youth. When Babs came in and said, yeah, yeah, I can do it. I was like, holy shit. Holy moly. Unlubricated and all. You can keep my chains. I don't want them back.

If you've been rusty uting with my stuff, I don't want them back. It's the only time I want them back. It'll be unrecognizable. Unrecognizable. It's a code brown. I don't want them back. Oh no. Nothing makes Babs more uncomfortable.

I flashed my kid yesterday, like I put my bum out just because she was annoying me. It's a code brown, I don't want it back. Oh no. Nothing makes fab Lauren cover. I flashed my kid yesterday, like I put my bum out just because she was annoying me. And Angus goes, eww brown eye. And I was like, I didn't spread. That's too far. Just showed her my bum. What goes on in your house? Oh, fucking wild man.

This is how you have to entertain the house. The cheer was annoying you, you just thought you'd move her. The cheer was in the bath, and because she's so constipated guys, she's just been so fucking miserable. And that's a reason you've never felt. Is it the chocolate, the worming chocolate? Nah, that was too long ago. I don't know, what's up? I try and give her so much fibre. But she's just grunting and being miserable so I went, you know what? The fuck was Jason Statham walking past?

He waters the plants. No, that's the queen of you. Jason Statham. Some dude looks like... Yeah, no, go for it. He looks like a handsome spy. No, that's the cleanest dude. Some dude looks like a handsome spy. Okay. Handsome spy. Walking around the hit offices. Who is that hit man?

I mean, it could be a hit man. Who is he? I don't know. Anyway, back to you moaning your daughter. Yeah. Yeah. So she threw her toys out of the bath, cause classic just cracking the shits.

And I was like, righto. So I bent down to pick up the turtle and pull my pants down got you good You fucker and Angus was like don't brown eye the kid brown eyes when you spread your cheeks, right? Is you gotta see the brown eye when you're turtling brown eyes when you actually put your asshole in their face I believe oh see we've all got a different What's your interpretation of when you yeah bend over that much so you can see your asshole? Yeah, you know that tricky we use to do this trick where you hold someone down and go, it's the impossible, sit up, close their eyes, okay, we're gonna hold you down, we hold you down, then you can't get

up from it, see if you can, no one can get this, and then someone pulls their asshole out, puts it over their face. Oh, sits up right there. And then the boys let go and he just goes, boop, straight into the asshole. Nose, pinta. Exactly. Oh, that happened a bit. And then sometimes I'd be like, all boys eyes open.

All boys are high school, baby. All boys are high school. I know, yeah. I didn't do that at my old boys school. It's not gay, it's not gay, we happened a bit. Oh. And then sometimes I'd be like, old boys, eyes open. Old boys, high school, baby. Old boys, high school. I know, yeah. It's not gay. I didn't do that at my old boys' school. It's not gay. We're all good.

It's technically sport. Like, see, we're just teammates. Now I'll go. You go, I'll go. So that's what a brown eye is. Right before religion class. What better time? We come to the table of the Lord.

The Lord forgives all. We used to play a game when Lord. The Lord forgives all. We used to play a game when I worked on very late night radio. Here we go. It was 11pm to 2am the show. Yeah. That's where I started obviously. We used to play a game called What's in Shy Guy's Brown Eye. Oh brilliant. So you stick something up your ass and the callers had to guess. Yeah, a theory. Could you play it like, oh it's really deep up there. Yeah we played to it. Yeah so I could do like, you know, this coffee cup. Could you play it like, oh it's really deep up there. Yeah we played to it, yeah so I could do like you know this coffee cup so yeah it could be like it's thick. Did you have

to test that out before you did it just so the integrity of the game wasn't ruined? Yeah we had to buy a lot of lube before the show. Because you know when we do Shy Guy Dibs, our clue-based game, he needs 15 minutes to like wrap his head around it's one word so how'd you do it when you had something shoved up your butt. I don't know the producer do the damn things for me. That's the graduation of Shy Guy's radio career. What's in Shy Guy's asshole to Shy Guy Dips? It's the evolution. Wagon wheels.

That's how we go from nights to breakfast radio. Stay in school kids. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Welcome to Friday gang. Oh my god, vibe. Always high for a Friday. Always. But we've added a sprinkling would you say Ducko?

Yep. Some extra icing sugar on today. Some extra IDGAF. You and I have robed up. Yeah we're robed, we're robed up. Now only in solidarity to Babs who has blood all over her robe has Shy Guy chosen not to robe up so he's not joining us in this energy. Did you bring your robe? It's transported in Babs. Yeah it's in my desk. I'd love to see you in your robe and nothing else. Remove the layers. This is your birthday party because we're gonna invite you

real well and your birthday is on Sunday. With the other Luke. Saturday. Oh, so your birthday's tomorrow. It is. Well, having it today. We're having it today. With the other Luke and Matt. With the other Luke and. And Bucko and guess. That's right. And Jabs.

Jabs is a lot of fun, to be fair. Jabs is. Jabs is a good time. To be fair, Jabs takes it too far. Jabs always takes it too far. Have you been producing knot sausage? Hm. Mild cacciatore. Today is Shy Guy's birthday party, the big 3-0 tomorrow.

Should we give him one part of his present now, Ducco? Go nuts. What have you done? The superior chip. It is the superior chip. Grain waves. Grain waves. You've got a packet of grain waves. Open and eat it. And that's all we've got for you, Shy Guy. Happy 3-0. Can you. You got a packet of green waves. That's awesome.

Open it and eat it. And that's all we've got for you, Sean. Happy three zero. Can you start your day with green waves? Well. Let's see if the other Luke gets you anything better than that. Yeah. Does he know you as well as we do?

Yeah, surely he doesn't. Surely he doesn't. Yeah. That's funny. And we're wearing our robes because we got these at our broadcast last week from the Chateau Alliance. This time last week we were hung. We were doing a bit of a loosey-goosey show.

And it was, you know, sometimes in Radio Duck, I do get asked this a lot. Do you forget about the half a million people out there? Because it's just us in a little room, air locked and we're just looking at each other. Yes. And that energy was taken to another level in a villa last week with the fireplace and all that jazz. So that's the energy we're trying to channel. A hundred percent. And let's see how even looser we can get once we've robed up. Feels like I'm about to step into a jacuzzi or something.

Yeah. Some sort of onsen. Yeah. Like an outdoor jacuzzi where we can see a snow capped mountain or something. That's nice. That's nice. Hey, you like that? You like this, should I go?

Yeah. Sorry, I'm eating. Oh, you're eating your grain weight. Yeah, I have one. I do. You've cracked it open. I this, shy guy? Yeah. Sorry, I'm eating. Oh, you're eating your grain weight? Yeah, I have one. I do. You've cracked it open.

I'll just let them sit there. Well, okay. You absolutely can. That would be disrespectful to what the rice cook has deemed the superior chip. Yeah, that is, that has blown my mind, to be honest. Remember Sexy Nick? He was all for it. Yeah.

We've got a big show planned for you Friday though, mate. Do we? Yeah, we've got Alphabox, your chance at $10,000. There's good energy in the air. Eights and nines yesterday. I'll let you read the rules out today, just because it's your birthday. Oh, I've done that before. Things go great. Yeah, but that's a couple of things I've got an alpha box, your chance at $10,000. There's good energy in the air, eights and nines yesterday. I'll let you read the rules out today just because it's your birthday.

Oh, I've done that before, things go great. Oh, yeah, but that's okay. We can't make fun of you because it's your birthday today. But we will. Please do. We will. We've got your diary. Oh, it's a special edition of your diary, you and Babs. It's the same edition. It's birthday edition.

No, it's not. Did you put more juice into this one knowing it would be played on your birthday? No, but it is a good diary. I played it twice yesterday. Oh, you really enjoyed it that much. I always listen to it then send notes back and then I listened to it again. Cause I was like, this is pretty good. Did you just listen to it and laugh while you're like grilling your salmon or something like, ha ha ha.

Yeah, I do actually. I think, is this funny? Or did you have for dinner last night? I was going to ask you that. Now you said grilling salmon. I want to put the, what's on your plate? Homemade burgers, wasn't it? No, I wanted to make pizza again. Oh yeah.

You're having it too much. I didn't, I know that's, and I ran out of ingredients, so I only had the base and I put the base and the sauce on. I was like, oh, I haven't got anything else. Hang on. So you started production without checking what I've got to put on. Yeah. Rookie, you've got to get all that crap out on the bench.

So what'd you end up doing, toast? No, I haven't. Did you have a topping-less pizza? No, I didn't have a nice food. You would bookend your day with toast. Morning and night toast guy. Nah. Huge toast. Well, lucky, should we give him

his second part of his present? Let's do that, Jess, let's go, ripping ten. You could really bookend his own. You got yourself some fruity toast, baby. Where's the Sharpie? I'm writing Shy Guy. Cause you guys always complain there's not enough in the office. So now you have Sharp guys own.

Now Babs, can Babs have some of that? Yeah, Babs can have some of that. Can I have a piece of that? I don't even need it. Why are we doing team toast? We can go and get an art. There's only four slices in the toaster. No, what I was going to say is Woolworths out of cafe style. Tip top's great, we love tip top. We love tip top, but I know you to say is Woolworths out of cafe style. Very upsetting. Tip-top's great.

We love tip-top. We love tip-top, but I know you like a thick boy. Yeah. Is that not thick? That's standard. A 30-year-old should have a thick boy. And shave his thick toes. It's okay.

Save the thick toes for the McCafe. We're going to get you some brekky anyway. You saved that for Monday, buddy. We'll be taking home. You fuel up. Is there a fridge that no one knows about here? Yeah, the the the fridge and news. Yeah, yeah. Because I reckon it's broken. Yeah, yeah. I reckon that's a decoy. Yeah, I reckon they've just put a sign. It's

like when I accidentally clog a toilet, I just put it out of order. No one goes in there. I reckon they've done that. I'm pretty sure I was the one that put the sign on there on the toilet or the fridge. How many times did Jess clog the toilet while you were on reception? Is that still part of your job description? Just twice. Just twice. Thanks, Baz.

This will be so dramatic. Hey, you know what's also massive, guys? Because today on the show, we draw that double pass in State of Origin Game 3 plus accommodation at Ridges Australia Square. The decider. Not next Wednesday, the Wednesday after. If you want to be there, today is your last chance to get involved in the show. In fact, why don't you get involved next?

I'd like that. No dumb thought. They say there's no such thing as a dumb question, but what about those random little niggly thoughts you've had in your head? Just pop in there. No way to share them. Here's where you share them. 13 10 60. If you've got one, we'll always take it. We love our early listeners. Yes, we do. Two tickets to Origin plus you've got one, we'll always take it. We love our early listeners. Yes we do. Two tickets to Origin plus accommodation up for grabs.

Jess and Daco. Jess and Daco. There's no such thing as a dumb... thought? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Lady Gaga, how bad do you want me? Pretty bad, hey Shigar. Are we talking about how bad we want Shy Guy? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh my god. If you want Shy Guy today, 131060 as well, get involved anytime. I think he's the most wanted man in the state. I'd say so. Possibly the country. If they were still doing Cleobatriller of the Year, we'd have to submit him. Him gelling his hair in that Get Ready With Me video is enough to send me full his.

Tripping wet. Oh my goodness. Come on. Ah, it's good to be here. It's fantastic to be here, but it's serious. Yeah, if you had a thought where you go, Jesus, that dumb, I don't know, I don't want to tell my friends or my mum. They're going to judge me.

Tell us. 13, 10, 60, because we could reward you with two tickets to State of Origin, the Game 3 decider. It's not a blowout. It's not a blowout. New South Wales dropped the ball. Ha ha! Queensland was able to tie up the... The series.

The series. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Decider. Decider. There's a Game 3. You need to get involved with 13-10-60. Ducco, would you like to show us how it's done? Do you want me to start? Would you like to? Yeah well let's go to Tony first.

Oh let's go to Tony. Oh good friend of the show. Yeah yeah. Tony's out walking his beagle. Good morning Tony. Morning how are you? Good Tony. I haven't heard from you in a while. Tony how's things? Good good. It's chilly. Have you not been going on your walks or you just had nothing to contribute? No I still go. It's hard to get through it from the app because you're a 30 second delay. Of course, you're on the listener. So Tony's really got to think about it. Good on you Tony. Thanks for being a patriotic loyal listener.

And getting those listener, the patronage up there. What's been rolling around in your head Tony that you would like to share with us? Where do all the baby seagulls live? Or are they just born at the adult size? That is an excellent question. They're giant eggs. I have never seen a baby seagull. Neither.

I have never seen one. Do you know what's funny, Tom? We were at the park the other day and I saw a gray magpie and I went, oh, look at that grandpa magpie. And Angus had to educate me, no, no, that'd be a teenage magpie. Oh cuz the young ones are grey So similarly I go where are the old birds?

They all look the same age same Do they all sound like a bird cave and then when they're ready to go out they go out and then they just take people Seagulls, chips and yes. Yes. So is that where they're Forming and they don't see the daylight. Yeah, they're ready to be thrust into the world I have never seen a baby seagull Tony that's kind of blown my mind they're forming and they don't see the daylight. Yeah. Until they're ready to be thrust into the world. I have never seen a baby seagull, Tony. That's kind of blown my mind. Also, Tony, do seagulls have nests,

like other traditional birds? Where are they sleeping and living? Wouldn't that be duck-o's here in Mexico? Well, Tony, you're so right. I'm asking you, Tony, when I thought the Minister for Birds. I'm the Minister for Birds. Do they live around beaches? And not ladies, like, I'm not trying to be funny.

Like genuinely winged. Winged friends. Flightless and flighted. I believe I have seen, I have seen like they have nests. They have around beaches? Yeah like you know like the the Maccas near Bondi Beach I've seen a couple floating around there. Have you? Okay. Yeah yeah yeah. And I imagine they're scavengers, they're not making their nests out of twigs, they're making them out of trash and garbage that's been left behind. The Maccas bags, etc. Wow. Yeah, I believe they do have nests, Tony. Shag, I confirm or deny? Yeah, yeah, they do. They're like regular birds.

And where do the babies go? Are they just chilling in the nest? They take two years to become a fully adult. Do they not leave home till they're two? They leave after seven to eight weeks. But where are they? Because they've got the RSV needle in after that eight weeks. They typically stay on places like Cliffs. Immunisation jokes.

Baby gear. Don't put him in a box. Cliffs is the most common spot. Cliffs, Tony. You need to hang around some more Cliffs. There might be some baby seagulls there. Look for them. You've given us a lot to think about, my friend.

Thank you. You are in the running to win that. It's always great to hear from you Tony, God bless. Have a good day guys. Happy Birthday to us. Happy Birthday Shaggy, yeah. We're not invited to his party though Tony. No, Tony might be, who's to say?

Probably. Probably, it'd be great company. I've got one for you guys. It's funny because I didn't know Tony was going to call in with that, but mine is in the ocean realm. Oh fantastic. Let's stay by the sea. Let's stay by the sea, Let's stay by the sea. In the sea. I was thinking about ocean animals.

Do you think dolphins body shame whales? Like do you think whales get body shamed by dolphins? Because we all love whales and we all love dolphins, but do the whales know we love them? To be fair, do we all love dolphins? Well, traditionally- No disrespect, I need to do a great dolphin impression. Thank you. Traditionally people do like dolphins. They, they, you're absolutely right. They're cool, I need to do a great dolphin impression. Thank you. Traditionally people do like dolphins.

You're absolutely right. They're cool, I know. I personally think they would be the bullies of the sea. Absolutely. Like sharks are out there, they're hunting, they need to eat. Sharks are just eating. Whereas dolphins I reckon would be the mean girls of the ocean. I totally agree.

Don't you think they are beautiful, they are sleek, they're very playful, they're the Regina George of the ocean. And they're beautiful? They are sleek. They're very playful. They're the Regina George of the ocean. And they're fast. They jump out. They've got blowholes. So do whales. But whales, you know, they're bigger, they're slower. I mean, whales are obviously great predators and they're a magnificent creature. 100% they'd be bullying other creatures. Do you actually think the dolphin goes past the whales like, hey fatty! Absolutely. Hey lard!

Can't catch me, you fat lard. And then there's the whale eating krill, like the smallest thing ever. And it's like, why am I this big? I didn't... Whales can't go under his armpit. This is the way God made me. I just need to eat four tonne of krill. I just love my krill. I'm unhappy because I eat, and I eat because I'm unhappy.

Leave them alone, you bitchy dolphins. That's it. You make one of the great points, Ducco. Thank you, I thought I did. Dolphins should stop being put in jewellery, those glass ceramics things. Think about your whale friends. Think about your whale friends.

Yeah. Excellent addition, ocean edition, guys. Ocean edition, we stayed by the sea and I couldn't be happier. Yeah, every time you see whales and dolphins, you're like, stuff you. Yeah, yeah, Stop bullying the whales! Jess and Ducco. M&M Rihanna, it's the monster here, breakfast Jess and Ducco with you. 623 Happy Friday. It is the happiest of Fridays

because we've brought that fireplace in a villa energy to the room today. Ducco and I both adorning our beautiful soft pink fluffy robes. We've got the robes on for the Shy Man's birthday. Shy Lord's birthday. We've got tiny crowns. He's got grain waves. Yeah. Life couldn't be better. I've got no pants on with this robe, Shirey, just for you.

Mate. Thanks. Yeah. I purposefully didn't wear a bra again. Yeah. Just for you. High beams are on for the Shy Lord. Jeez, I nearly took an eye out this morning when I leant over to kiss Hankus goodbye.

Jesus. He's nearly blind. Sheet those things. Put them away. Speaking of sheething swords, here we are in China. I really took an eye out this morning when I leant over to kiss Angus goodbye. Jesus. He's nearly blind. Sheet those things. Put them away. Speaking of sheething swords, here we are in China. That's a samurai joke. Even though they're Japanese.

Shit. I wasn't going too far into the origin of the sword, you know? Damn it. It's good to be in China. Nah, nah, fair. It's good to be in China. And thanks for calling me out on that. Hey! We can't be having that nonsense.

No. I was specifically in China, bear with me, in the Li Li Lidu Lingxia Holiday Hotel, popular family resort in Chongqing. You never cease to amaze and impress me, ducko. Man of many talents and languages. You speak Mandarin better than you do French. I think I do. I think I do. I just blacked out. Did I just say that correctly? There were so many words and syllables.

Hey man, I'm calling samurai swords Chinese. I have no opinions on anything. Hey we're here because this hotel is unique. It offers a unique wake-up service. It's called the Red Panda Wake Up. Where this hotel will literally, if you request this, and basically it's gone viral on social media, people are posting it, everyone goes to this hotel just for this. It's actually genius. They basically get rare red pandas. That's a red panda. Very red, they're cute, they're a little horse. It does have a bit of a baby horse. Yes, red panda. let me clarify, because I'm obviously very confused

about everything here. Not your traditional big black and white boys. Little tiny ones. Yeah, yeah, with the red. Can I have a little picture? I think I have the little red under the eyes. Oh my God. Almost a fox.

They do look raccoon and foxy. Yeah, yeah. If a raccoon and a fox had a baby, that is a cute, turning it away from me. So that is cute. So the red panda service involves this. The service involves this. The service involves bringing one of the hotel's pandas up to the guest room, knocking on the door,

opening the door, putting the panda at the door and shutting it. Releasing the panda. And the panda just roams around your room and then apparently occasionally crawls up on your bed and just like cuddles with you. Oh my god, you know how everyone got into puppy yoga and goat yoga because you would hope they would crawl on you. Exactly. The red panda was sadly also known as the lesser panda. Just because they're smaller. Hightest. Fair.

See even though it's... No wonder you're a big fan of the red panda. Always been a red panda. Sorry, wrong sound effect. Always been a red panda guy. Why was my donkey and my panda right next to each other? We're gonna have to work on that. I love the idea. It does.

It feels like it's problematic. Well, enter the Forestry Bureau. Apparently from China, they've reportedly asked the hotel to immediately cease all close contact with activities between pandas and visitors. Staff at the hotel told China Newsweek that four red pandas are kept on site and take turns participating in the wake-up room visits, and they're looked after by the friendly hotel staff. Oh no, this is giving them a cage for the other 23 hours of the day. They've bought them off eBay and they're just sitting there like they're off the black market.

That's the black market staff. World Animal Protection Organisation has gotten involved and told the Global Times that Red Pandas are nationally protected wild species and they should not be kept as pets for tourism related entertainment. They are also very, very anxious and can get rattled quite easily oh god and you can imagine these disgusting tourists would be trying to hold them take selfies with them you know you see those awful visions of people who have like pulled sharks out of the water or dolphins to try and take selfies and

then they die yep and there's young kids as well and so like the kids do it like the parents do it for their kids. So these kids are like I want to play the panda. Of course and they'd be rough and disgusting and the pandas are so stressed. I know but also. Are they shutting it down? Are they going to bend to the forestry bureau's calls? Currently no. Currently the hotel, the Lila Lingaha Holiday Hotel in the family resort of Xinhua is not set yet to shut it down Because it would be obviously the whole business model is based on the red panda exactly and it's a great It's a great idea. You know, it's like the cat cafe. I went to in Japan I always tell you about great idea. Don't take me back to Japan now I'm turning up Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Jess and Ducko's 10k alpha marks on hit. Alpha bugs. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, you cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We will come back to you of course, if there is time. We're playing for 10k, I tell you what,

my goodness have we got to play it for a Friday. Oh my God. Why have you kept us waiting so long to show off your prowess, Steve? Oh well, you know what, I'm not real confident this morning, so I've got a bit of brain fog going on. Oh no, how big was your night last night? Well, it wasn't that big, but I've had a big couple of weeks

and we're moving too, so you can just imagine. Hey Steve, I'm here in excuses and you know what you aren't? You're not an excuses guy. No, you're dead right, Ducker. Yeah, come on. Come on, time to lift Steve. Come on. What is motivating you today? What do you want to spend 10 grand on? So my kids seem to think that my lounge at the moment is a trampoline, so I definitely need a new lounge. Yep, yep.

And lounges are expensive. They are so... To get a good one, a big one. But it's also such a big decision. The comfortableness, the fabric, the shape, the size. The whole lot, yeah. Are we having this for five years or are we having this for ten years? In Steve's house, maybe two.

Maybe two. Yeah, that's right. I'll be lucky to get 12 months out of it. All right, we better get you a good one then, Steve. Alright. The letter you're going to work with, my personal favourite, it's J. J for Jess. You get it, Steve.

Oh, that's why it's your favourite. Copy, copy, copy. You ready to rock, Steve? Let's do it. Let's do it. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter J, we need you to name a lolly. Jube. An animal.

Jaguar. A musical. Jazz singer. A body part. Jaw. A band. Jupiter. A comedy film.

Jumping jack flash. A car brand. Jeep. A verb. Jump. A celebrity. Jason Statham. A sport. Gavilan.

Okay, now we've got through everything. We've got eight correct, but I've got two question marks here. If you get these two, obviously, that's ten. A musical, who did you say? What did you say for a musical? Did you say Joe Singer? Jazz singer. Are you saying Joe? Jazz. Jazz singer.

Jazz singer. Jazz singer. As for a musical. I've not heard of it. I've not heard of it. Look it up. And then a band, Jupiter. Didn't they sing... Drops of Jupiter was sung by train. The band was train. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So we'll look up the band, the jazz singer is a movie. The jazz singers. I can't see it as musical. We'll look up the band. Babs is that band lady out there. I don't know if Jupiter is a band.

I don't think it is. I think I know train sung drops of Jupiter. Oh, yeah, I think you might be cause it was very, it was, and I don't want to now be, I was bloody confident too. Oh, you were very confident. That's why I was like, geez, he might be because it was very it was and I don't want to now be I was bloody confident Oh, you were very confident. That's why I was like jeez. He might know Jupiter's best hits. I don't there is a band called Jupiter We'll accept that. Okay. So okay. So we'll add you but that's nine Then what and then come on give me with a jazz singer surely they've done it on Broadway Is there a musical?

Daniel Diamond come on ladies and gentlemen, is there a jazz singer musical? oh no, shy guy there's THE jazz singer is THE jazz singer the musical? it doesn't appear to be a listing anywhere ok, so there's no musical called jazz singer jazz, starting with J Steve, you are unreal we're gonna go into a deep dive in the song for you

just to make absolutely clarify but I don't think there is a musical called THE jazz singer well, well, jazz singer jazz singer, yeah, yeah, yeah for you just to make absolutely clarify but I don't think there is music called the Jazz Singer. Well, Jazz Singer. If there was it was the Jazz Singer. Oh my god Steve you're in crazy you had said Jesus Christ Superstar. Jersey Boys. My dad just went and saw Jesus Christ Superstar. Yeah. Oh Jersey Boys another biggie. But mate you got yourself nine there. You're a player. You're an LE player. You took yourself down Steve. Are you telling me that's Steve with brain fog? That's Steve with brain fog. I want to see Steve running on high octane. Steve what do you do with yourself? If I was no brain fog I'd be getting 11 out of 10. You would be.

He'd be like, can't you ask any questions? What do you do with yourself Steve-o? I'm a plasterer. He's a plasterer mate. Good head on his shoulders. We will double check Steve. I think it's an over the stage but you do get a hundred dollars spent online at Vera Fleur. Amazing prints. We've got a custom one here in the studio. She does great jobs and hey mate, great to chat to you. Thanks for coming on the show. Thanks guys, I appreciate it. Oh my god, good luck with the couch slash trampoline. Yeah. Yeah.

Jess and Daco Sean Paul! Debreter! And the X-Files? Hey, I've had it malfunctioned. My buttons have gone upside down and backwards and I've lost... What do you mean upside down and backwards? I don't know what's happened to these. Is it a conspiracy? Sean Paul, 31. Daddy. You might have heard a bit of a conspiracy? Sean Paul 31. Daddy.

You might have heard a bit of Shy Guy Daddy featuring in that. Absolutely. You had too much fun. Oh dear. I was over here pressing my buttons away during the song, which is sacrilegious if anything. Your headphones are hanging on by a thread. They're about to snap off. I'm in a bathrobe. Pantsless. It's a whole thing. We've just had breakfast delivered in studio.

Sweet Babs running down to get that. We're celebrating the Shy Lords 30th. The Sean Paul. Going out to him, of course. But Ducco. Yeah, don't say take me somewhere because... No, no. What I was going to say is, love the Rice Cookers.

They're getting involved right now. Yeah. One of the last opportunities to do so on 131060. Double pass to Origin to give away. Obviously. And accommodation, game three decider, not next week, the week after. We're asking right now. I'm good to take it. Are you good? Okay, great. We're going to ask right now, what happened on the flight? Can you take us to Indonesia, please? Technically, we're in the airspace.

Yes. Above Indonesia. Where are we flying to? Australia. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hello world. Specifically Perth. Jakarta, Director Perth on Bartik Airlines.

I'd love to get to WA. I know I was born there but I haven't been there. You know what I mean? You've not been back since your birth. Since I was a baby, yeah. A couple weeks old. Hey, Rottnest Island is one of the most beautiful places. I speak quokka.

I'm gonna say on the globe. Anyway, sorry. When I found out that people play quokka soccer and kick them. What? Yeah, you heard that. No? There's an awful, awful phenomenon called quokka soccer.

You've gotta be joking. I'm not joking. Go over there and kick them. Yes, and I don't know if people invented it because obviously it rhymes quokka and soccer But they are the most harmless. That's like kicking a child. 100% gorgeous creatures. Cratch? Yes! There are signs around what Rottnest Island saying you will be a Prosecutor to the full extent of the law. I remember seeing the signs no nudity and I had to follow that. Absolutely

People have, but we know this Ducat, people are sick in the head and they'll do anything for a video. Jesus. Up at Rottnest Island, stunning part of the world. Beautiful. We are a hop, skip and a jump back on the mainland. Sorry. In Perth. Yeah. But as I said, the airspace above, a gentleman has taken to Reddit to apologise.

I believe he's an Australian man. Yep. Taken to Reddit to apologise to everyone who was on his flight from Jakarta to Perth last Sunday. He said I ate some bad dragon fruit. Dragon fruit? I mean when in Rome. Slash in Jakarta. Would fruit give you the runs on it?

He is saying that he begun to feel sick after eating some dragon fruit at his hotel before boarding the 4.5 hour flight. Mid air, the gastro strikes, ducko. If you're watching the water, and you're not meant to drink the water, right? Maybe that's what it was. Now he's blaming dragon fruit, he should be blaming the tap water, ducko. I mean, what's your name, Shy Guy?

No, you can be me for today if you want. On Reddit he writes, I want to apologize to you all for my uncontrollable gastroenteritis. Oh no. I'm sorry for my stink. Oh no. My diarrhea was dreadful. I did manage to get to the toilet on time each time except

When I missed the vomit bag to the lady sitting next to me I do apologize. Vomit on a lady? He's gone full babs. I reckon he's gone projectile. Tried to get it closed and it's Bartick Airlines, I don't think they're particularly spacious. They'd be cramming those people. Have you ever tried to vomit a vomit bag on a plane? I've actually never had to do it. I have felt very nauseous, had the bag in hand, which almost made it worse. Yeah, it makes me more sick.

Yes! Because you know you're going to try. Yeah, yeah. Um, but no. I've never had to use it. Never had to use it. I'd imagine it would be really quite hard. Absolutely.

I mean, that's why your mum would give you the giant salad bowl or a bucket growing up because you need a wide berth. You need a good aiming. You need good aiming or just big splatters. You know when you're really reefing out of vomit like you know tears like you're just you know. I can't help but cry when I vomit. Absolutely. Is it the you feel so degraded the bile. It's the end. It's the body's way of just going nah this is it.

And I always think about my poor teeth. Yeah. You feel so degraded, the bile. It's the end, it's the body's way of just going, nah, this is it. And I always think about my poor teeth. Cause I remember someone talking about, you must brush your teeth after vomiting because the acidic bile can do a lot of damage to your enamel. And the flesh. So I always get really paranoid,

I'm like, I've had braces three times, I don't want to wear away my enamel. You want me to teeth? And when you're doing it from both ends, I call it werewolfing, where you're howl, and you're like going both ends, you know? And the arching of the back. Yeah, yeah,, and you're like going both ends. You know? And the arching of the back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a cat cow. That is truly like, take me now. Like that is the, that's the end. So he's apologised. A lot of people on Reddit. I've never had both ends. Haven't you?

No. You've never werewolfed? No. I've not had it at the same time. Yeah, not simultaneously. Babs would've, where's me girl at? Babs, you werewolfed her. And you both have had cheesy brekkie burrito shy guy.

Wearing for a hell of a lot. You're in for it. See, IBS queen, you had a werewolfing? No, Shigar, we're in for a hell of a... See, IBS Queen, you had a werewolf thing? No, I don't think so. Just me then, eh? Just you. The werewolves out there will know. Are you blaming dragon fruit?

What are you blaming your werewolf for? Yeah, absolutely, some horrible dragon fruit. Some horrible dragon fruit. A lot of people sympathetic with this young man on Reddit, saying, geez, gastro anywhere is a nightmare, but on a flight... The hot sweats you'd get through. Things that smelt you because that's recycled air. Yeah someone else has said when I was on a flight people it was almost like contagious you know those people you're not ill but someone else

vomiting sets you off. Yeah oh yeah. Even there might be people out there dry reaching just at these mentions that we're doing saying people were vomiting into their hands on a flight I was on and eventually we all gave up trying to segregate anyone it was obvious it was just out of control so 13 1060 remember that origin tickets up for grabs game 3 decided we draw that before 9 today what happened on the flight maybe it was you maybe you were a bystander flight horror stories oh god were you the one who got vomited on oh DP yourself in the seat did you oh because once you're trapped in that tight space, like on my way home,

remember on the way home from a couple of years ago, Morgan and I would come back from London and we tried to get, we tried to like do the sob story. I went up there, I put on fake tears. I said, I'm really anxious to fly. I need to be next to my wife because our seats weren't next to each other. You're like, here come out the acting chops.

Yeah, yeah. And she went, there's nothing I can do, sir. And I was like, God, I've just fake cried for no reason. I hope Morgan got she went and there's nothing I can do sir And I was like god. I've just fake type and they cried for no reason I hope we'll got that on camera. That's my best work. And then you were separated separated I was she was had a she had a seat. I with Noah next to her I'm sorry with like two girls next to her I was in the middle of two big dudes and in front of me two toddlers who were jumping up and down on their Seat rocking my seat which had my screen on it for an entire flight home from London. That was...

That is some bad... I prayed for Gaster on that flight. Send me to the toilet please. So 13 10 60, what happened on the flight? What happened on the flight? Maybe you were the victim, maybe you were the culprit. Oh give us a call, we'll get you on next. Jess and Daco.

Currently in the air, on the way to Australia I believe. From Jakarta. From Jakarta. From Jakarta. Bartick Airlines, a gentleman has taken to Reddit to apologise to his fellow passengers. To everyone who was on, you know, BA flight 793. From Jakarta to Perth on Sunday. Barley belly. I had some bad dragon fruit.

I mean, I don't know, don't you be blaming dragon fruit. Yeah, it's not. Oregon Shy Guy's nailed it. Oregon's washed the dragon fruit. Yeah. Which, I'd also, you peel a dragon fruit, you don't eat the pink skin. Not that I'm aware of. So why would you wash an internal piece of fruit? It's like washing a banana. Yeah that does seem odd. He's obviously had some water. You can't drink the water in Bali. Absolutely, but the gastro has hit mid-flight. Now he says I did make it to

the toilet each time but the stink was undeniable. Unfortunately the vomit has missed the bag. Vomited on a ladies leg. Vomited all over the passenger next to him. Our wonderful Promotions Manager Nick. Oh yeah. He hasn't given me a permission but he texts me so obviously. I used one of the little wine cups on a flight once, couldn't find the bag. Oh. So I'm assuming he's pooed in a cup. Yeah, obviously he's shoved himself in the cup. No he doesn't. He didn't leave context acts on him. He didn't leave context. He said I was proud of myself. Those little wine cups are so little they're not filling up anything.

No and that little, the wine, you know the base always falls off. Yeah, yeah. This is a not on me Jetstar flight, my bass falls off me red, off my third glass. So you're not gonna allow it anymore. Shut up! Shut up! What am I gonna poo in? Do I have to pay for aircon on this flight too? Hey, Jen's called in.

Hey, Jen! Hey guys, how are you going? We couldn't be better babe. What happened to you on the flight? So, we went to Bali back in 2014 with my beautiful family. My dad and my sisters had an amazing time. We were there scuba diving. It was fantastic and we got there three days before we were meant to go home.

And I woke up in the middle of the night, wasn't feeling too great, just thought I'd probably brush my teeth with the water like you know you're not meant to. Ended up sitting on the toilet for the rest of the day, missed the last scuba diving mission and then we were meant to travel home the next day. So we got to the airport, you have to pay to use the toilets in Bali. I don't know if you guys know that. Oh no, I don't know that. So my dad wasn't too happy with me because every single time I saw the toilet I was like

Dad I need five bucks. Five bucks? There's just a little man out was like, God, I need five bucks. Five bucks! There's just a little man out there like, what a loss! Yeah, money, yeah, right. It was a bit of a rip off, but I needed a go. So anyway, we got on the flight and I was in the middle of the row. And so I kept getting up every 30 seconds maybe to keep going to the bathroom. My sister wouldn't let me sit on the end because apparently she wasn't feeling well. So.

And when you're in the middle seat, like, and you just, it's that being trapped. I know, you're like, give me a plug. I can't get up again. And someone sitting next to me had really bad BO that day as well. So I just was feeling it from both ends. Don't you be throwing shade at them.

That was probably you, Jen. It's probably you, yeah. Yeah. It's times like that where you want a seatbelt on the toilet. At what point did you just say to the flight attendant, this is my seat now. I'm not leaving. Everyone else use the other one down the other end of the plane. Liam, good morning to you.

Good morning. What happened on the flight? Well, it was actually this year. We were flying back from a lovely wedding in Fiji and me and my wife were both separated. I was sitting with my five year old, she was sitting up in the bassinet section with our one year old. We're getting off the flight. Of course everyone rushes to get up so we're all kind of stuck in the corridor and I had my daughter in front of me and had a couple people sitting around me and my daughter just does this wankest fart she possibly do and she just turns smiles at me. I'm gagging. I look over at the wife, she's got a, you

know, she's going, what's going on? I'm just shaking my head. Of course, all the passengers sitting there basking in her smell, look at me, like I've done it. Like that couldn't have come out of a little girl, that's come out of daddy. No, no, no, no, she just feels old student innocent and they have to deal with the consequences and of course my wife was just pissing herself off. Of course! I just had to deal with it. It's a 50-50 when you both got the kids, who's going to get the bad one?

I know, but I love that, you're high-fiving your kid after that, being like, well done. You just destroyed a plane, honey. Chantelle on 1310, 60 Ch Chantelle what happened on the flight? I was the unfortunate recipient of vomit to the back of my neck. Oh you're the victim? So we're talking the person behind you projectile. Yeah I thought she just coughed felt something on the back of my neck and realised I had been vomited on. And when you touched and realised it was, did you then want to vomit? My cousin sitting next to me vomited, but I managed to refrain. Oh, so everyone's vomiting around there.

Sorry, Chantelle. So she's gone, what, like over your seat? Yeah, it was a bit projectile. I think it was quite unexpected for her and she wasn't prepared. It's like the one lone rock in the ocean, you know, that the waves are just pounding in. That's the Chantelle's back of the seat, but it's still managed. Chantelle just turns around and goes, and you got the curried sausage, did you?

Mm, delicious. Well, I got the butter chicken. Curried sausage has been brought up too many times on this program. I am not for it. Hey, this is Farr. We've got a non on the phone. Anonymous, good morning.

Good morning. What happened on the flight, Anonymous? Oh, well, it was me. I get an upset tummy when I fly. And this was our, this was my honeymoon. And we were flying to Thailand. And we got to the airport and I held on for the whole nine hour flight and when they were

starting to descend I said to my husband I'm going to the toilet. I had pains in my tummy, it was terrible. And so I went to the toilet and I did it and it was disgusting and it was this massive thick ball of pasty poo and when I flushed the toilet it just rolled down the bowl. It didn't actually go anywhere and so I was panicking So I was pumping the water from the hand from the hand thing and putting it in there from the basin And through toilet paper in there and the basement to loosen it and threw toilet paper in there and kept flushing it and it just kept smearing all the way down and I couldn't do anything about it so they were calling people

to take their seats you know and everything so I thought oh gosh I've got to go and I opened the door and then he was his 10 year old boy standing there and I said to him I just said I just said standing there and I said to him, I just said, I just said, sorry. And I made it back to my seat and I was telling my husband how awful it was and then this child came back to his seat and he was sitting in the opposite aisle and I could see him then talking to his parents and they were all looking at me and I was just cringing in my seat just like no, this is awful. Did you, surely you blamed it on him. It was him.

Nah, he knew he goes, mommy, I had to walk in after that lady. He walks out the hall. Smells like big moustache. Oh my God. No wonder you wanted to be anonymous. I've never heard of clogging a plain toilet! But of course it had happened! What had you eaten?

You had the curry and sausage too! Jess and Ducko's 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, For his birthday. No, he loves it. Shy Guy is gonna give us a series of three things. We are gonna try and identify what those three things have in common. Who are you gonna say for his birthday he wants a threesome? 131060. Technically, Ducko, it would be a foursome. Or which of the three of us is not invited? Oh, are we there too? I thought he was just picking randoms. Yeah, I'm out. Yeah. Yeah. Babs volunteers. Oh, damn. You guys are in. Shotgun has never been more disappointed to Babs bailing on his imaginary threesome.

Daddy. Thank you for calling everyone. Someone did call. I reckon they're calling for Alphabox. Oh, okay, Babs. Aww, it's his birthday, Babs. Sorry, she wants you. Good girl.

You know what you say to Annika? Good girl. I wouldn't have named her, but anyway. Aww, it's his birthday badge! Sorry, she wants you. You're not using Sadatica? I wouldn't have named her, but anyway... She knows who she is. I can see her calling. She knows she's calling. I've got three things, do I have one thing in common? You've got to tell me what that one thing is. First question. Pumbaa, Timon, Rafiki.

Lion King characters. And Darko? You're the Disney person. I am. See, I think you are a secret Disney fan. It comes out when you least expect it. What kind of a tatter? Ethereum, Dogecoin, Bitcoin. Currencies.

Cryptocurrencies. Digital Currencies. What do you want to hear? What else was it going to be? She said everything it could be. I said crypto. He's like, I'll give it to you. Breaking Bad, Power, Dope Sick. TV shows.

Crime? TV shows about drugs. Yes, everyone's on the board. Someone knows me too much about TV shows with drugs. Yeah, you know me. Did you say dope tick? Dope Sick. Sick, I've not heard that one.

It's about the, you're trendy enough, man. I've been heard of you. Dizzy plus. Yeah, yeah. Uh, the Beatles, Queen, Fleetwood Mac. Bands that are everywhere. In the 70s. I'm joking.

That was a joke. 70s bands? 70s bands. Uh, oh family? No, they're not family Beatles. Queen. I can't even, but they're all legendary bands. They all record at Abbey Road.

They all record, they're all records at Abbey Road. Not what I'm looking for. Are they four members? They're all from one place. Oh, England. London. London! Manchester!

Some of the Fleetwood Mac members are not American though. They all sleep with each other. No. What is it? British rock band. Oh, come on. British rock band. Did you say England?

Oh yeah, but whatever. Next? Nah, we'll do it. That's contentious. Say it again. Alright, well you'll get your questions next week. I will. Australia, Madagascar, Iceland. Countries.

Uh, Madagascar, Ireland, Australia. Oh, Island Nations. Yes. Oh, good guess. Thank you. Alright, Babs, you're out. Tiebreaker for these two. Wait, what?

Bye, Babs. See ya. You weren't even in it this week, were you? You know why? She removed herself from the threesome. Yeah, that's why. See, now, look how fun this is, the threesome. We're having the best threesome ever.

Alright, here we go. The Batmobile, the DeLorean and the Ecto-1. Vehicles for superher- no. Vehicles for superher- Magical, powerful vehicles. Vehicle. The DeLoreans from Back to the Future. Vehicle, vehicles for-

Vehicles with like tricks and stuff. No. With bells and whistles. Vehicles for very smart Vehicles with like tricks and stuff. No. With bells and whistles. Vehicles for very smart people who become bats. The DeLorean! I'm not seeing the DeLorean. What is the DeLorean? That's from Back to the Future, the time machine. They've got powers, they've got tricks.

They can go fast. Yeah. What was it? Just vehicles from movies. Oh. You thought it too hard as well. Just when you try and scope in on it. Yeah, you went too niche.

We did, and sorry to bring it up again. Sorry, not sorry. Secret organizations with hidden agendas. You want specifics. And everyone knows that's Men in Black. No one knows that. All right, last one. Who gets this wins. Oh, sure. Tiebreaker. Jared Leto, Lady Gaga, Harry Styles. Oh, singers who've been actors. Yeah.

Mate, bookends with the Disney characters and the singers turned actors. What an addition and what a threesome we have guys. I know. Jealous Babs? No. 30 seconds, 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on, my bad, my bad. You went on autopilot there, son. Let's start again. Shy Guy, over to you. Alright, 30 seconds stands at 10 questions all starting with the same letter, which I already told you if you missed it too bad. If you get all 10 questions right, you will score that $10,000.

We must take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of a question, you can pass that $10,000. We must take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of a question, you can pass and we'll come back to it at the end if there's time. Wow. There he is. Thank you. For that week, you're away on paternity leave, Ducko.

That was Shy Guy's role to do the rules. He could not nail it once, even though it is written on a piece of paper. That was beautifully done, sir. Nice work, mate. Really nice work. And we introduce our player today for the big special day. We've got Anika. Good morning Anika. Hello. Babes, you got special privileges there. On the cusp of Shy Guy Turning 30, we gave him that honour of reading the rules. How do you feel? Privileged? Well he did a

good job. I'm just worried I might have missed the letter. Have you said it yet? He said I've already said it. He did. He did. Two bows before the ads, Anika. Because you were calling it about the threesome, I believe. A different topic. Anika, sorry, you could have had like, I don't know, 120 seconds to study up. He did tell you the letter was G. Oh, okay. All right. But you're hearing that for the first time right letter was G. G. Oh, okay. All right. But you're hearing that for the first time right now.

Yes. Okay. That's all right. What do you want to spend 10 grand on? So many things, but our car has been at the mechanics more than we've been driving it for this year. So I think that's probably our priority. All right.

New car or at least a bit of a glow up for the car. The letter is G Let's what let's waste no more time. You ready to rock? Let's go. Come on your time We'll start after the first shot. I wish you luck. Wish you luck. Good luck Anika Thank You Shaka starting with the letter G. We need you to name an accessory a Type of cheese. A school subject. Geography.

A band. A clothing shop. A verb. A verb. Going, going. An instrument? Guitar. A zoo animal. Well, we wrestled back some momentum, but it was early on that type of cheese. What was the answer? Were you trying to say Goslemi?

Or Gorgonzola? Gorgonzola. Gorgonzola. Instead we said... Goslemi has cheese in it. Yeah. I just thought, no, it's more of a dish. I knew as soon as I heard that, I was like, oh, it's cheese.

It's cheese. It's cheese. It's cheese. It's cheese. It's cheese. It's cheese. It's cheese. It's cheese. It's cheese. It's cheese. It's cheese. It's cheese. Or Gorgonzola? Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola!

Goslemi has cheese in it. I just thought no, it's more of a dish. Yes, I knew as it was coming out, I knew it was wrong. I do so well when it's not me. We don't believe you, Anika. That's the game, isn't it? That is the game. Look, you don't go away empty handed. Oh, let's go through them. An accessory could have been glasses.

A type of cheese gouda, or goat's cheese. A band could have been Green Day. I batterded them up for my Friday banger today an hour ago We talked about green day a zoo animal could have been the gorilla or the giraffe Damn look you don't go away. You got a verb though. I know it gets the verbs or the adjectives. So well done Seven year old son is looking at me very disappointed No the judgment you'll get that all day now. Every time you hear Alphabucks you'll get that judgement. You could never eat Gorgonzola again.

There goes Anika enjoying blue cheese. You are a Gorgonzola free household. From this moment onwards. $100 coming your way, let us spend a line at the Legends at Vera Fleur. That is all yours. Thank you. Thank you Anika, have a wonderful day and a great weekend. Thanks.

See ya babe. Ah jeez. We got nine, nearly ten, nine and a half really at 6.30. Oh I know Steve! And then we just failed. And I wonder if Steve just played along in the car then? Yeah. Oh he could have and got that. He could have. He would have got that. Hey Shaga, what do we got coming up next? Oh no. Oh. You go. Oh no, my... fell out. Oh no, my blank fell out. It felt weird saying blank. Yeah, it did feel a bit weird, didn't it? I enjoyed your pours, that was a good choice.

By the way... Like, oh no, my intestines fell out. Yeah, oh no, I haven't done my Kegels and my... fell out. That's called a prolapse, Ducko. We're an educational program. I hope we get those calls coming through. Ladies! Remember me dumb buttons not working today.

Let's tread lightly. But let's educate! Let's educate! That's why it's important. Pelvic floor! Yep, yep. We are a show. That stands for the pelvic floor.

That's what we are. That's on our billboard. Remember when we had the trampoline in studio? A lot of people were concerned about mine. And you jumped good. But I did my kegels. It's not just going to be about pelvic floor though. We do have a story to go with the blanks. That's what that's what our billboard remember when we had the trampoline in studio a lot of people were concerned about mine And you could then you jumped good, but I did my kegels

It's not just gonna be about people that we do have a story to go with the blank It'll all make sense after Benson Boone Jess and Ducco now the story I believe is about a body part, but you take that phrase and insert anything appropriate Oh, no me feel that could be anything you want could be anything me keys fell out of me pocket And thus I was stranded. For Chris Robinson though, his... The Borksword... ...fell out.

Oh god, what was Chris Robinson doing at the time? Running the 4x400 metre world champs in athletics. 4x400? The relay? In hurdles. Oh no! In hurdles. That is, I mean, I've had my... The Borksword... ...fall out a few times but never running hurdles in front of millions of people and being broadcast around the world.

I've never had the opportunity to ask a hurdler this. But you need to be very conscientious of restriction. Absolutely. Right? So a tight underpant actually might be a hindrance. Well there's a reason Shia got to never do hurdles. Well no, he's knocking off the hurdles every time. No matter how high he jumps.

That's basically what this guy did. Yeah, essentially, how's this? Oh no, Chris Robinson is an American. So Chris Robinson is an American. American. He had his equipment failure. His baton popped out, if you will. Oh no.

When he was running, so TV broadcasters were left desperately trying to apologize to millions of viewers. He's running at his... Millions. How many people are tuning in to this? It's not the Olympics. Come on. It's just the athletics champs. No one cares until it's the Olympics. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. And then we all care.

His baton went rogue on the champs. He had 250 meters left to run. It slipped out completely. Oh, four by 400. So he has to do a whole lap of the track. Yeah, yeah. It's 250 meters left to go and three hurdles left or something like that. Was he in the lead at this point?

No, he was coming third. He was seen desperately trying to conceal his thunder as he made his way down the track. All right. So he's trying to put it in. He's trying's trying to put in he's running with it. He's running with it It's hindering his running style He then he makes several more attempts knocks over the last two hurdles as he keeps going overtakes the runners makes a final lunge for the finish line after knocking over the final two hurdles and he ends up winning the race While rolling over the line and then tucking his porksword into his waistband. You know you see sometimes it's neck and neck and then one of them jumps or reaches out their hand.

He had that a little bit of an extension. He just thrust it. It's a photo finish. We're going to a photo finish there John. You know how Usain would run with his chest and try and get that body part over. Pedro the penetrator has crossed the line first. You know how usually Usain would run with his chest and try and get that body part over this guy's chest? Pedro the penetrator has crossed the line first. Has crossed the line first. Pardon my ignorance, maybe we need to get Sally Pearson on the line. I don't know hurdle rules. I thought if you knocked over, not allowed.

Yeah, I'm not sure either. But he's won it. You can't be knocking over hurdles and come first. The TV coverage had to then replay the final moment and it showed a front-on image. Oh, how well endowed is Chris Robertson? All I know about track specialists is, you know, a very own, you know, what's his name, 100m sprinter Sherbo. In the zoot suit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was concealed. It was concealed. But what I'm saying is- What concealed? You shy guy, that left nothing to the imagination. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was concealed, wasn't it? It was concealed. But what I'm saying is- What concealed? Those shy guys, that left nothing to the imagination. Usually track runners are, they seem to be, maybe because it's leaving nothing to the

imagination. Yeah, and they need the zero wind resistance in their costumes so you can see the outline. It's like the blokes who wear just the gym tights with no short over it at your local establishment. It's all there. It's a bit on. But hurdlers, as we said, you need the space to extend your legs. So he's just, he mustn't have had jocks on. No, I don't think so. Maybe that restricts you in some

way. I'm not sure. Unless they're tight enough down there that you don't feel like you need to. I really don't know the inner workings. But begs the question on 13 10 60. Oh no. Me fell out. You know, I told a great story a couple years ago. You do say so yourself. I know I had a lot of fun, people say great story duck man. I said you are welcome today. It's on my LinkedIn, told a great story circa 2017. I walked through Woolworths that day and they're like wow you're the guy who told the great story. It's what I do for a living kids. You stay in school. You could one day be like the duck man.

Sorry. If you want to spin a yarn like me. What was this great story? When me wife's booby fell out in Italy in front of all the tourists and we're getting a photo and it was just out. Actually, didn't Queen Laqueefa's tit fall out at a festival one time? Coming out of the toilet. She did.

That was another great story. That was another great story, a friend of mine. And she didn't know for a hundred meters coming out of a portal or at a festival at the time, coming out of the toilet. She did. That was another great story. That was another great story, a friend of mine. And she didn't know for a hundred meters coming out of a portal at a festival, everyone was staring at her and we're like, um, sweetie, it's out. Cause I too had a tit story. Yeah. So I used to work promotions when I worked in radio, a little young whippersnapper

working in the promotions team, we were facilitating an obstacle course race and the tickets, you know, with a prize at the end, but some ladies, um, you know, leaving all abandoned to the wind. They were running in formal dresses. It was part of the thing. And this lady, well in doubt, she would have been double D if not E or F and just this boob has flopped out and she went, I don't care. I don't care. It was neck and neck and she ran the rest of this radio comp.

That's gotta be hard to run with it out, right? I can't be comfortable. It actually would be quite painful to be honest. The bouncing of it, you're tearing that breast tissue. It was a whole thing. She won though. Good on her. Good on her.

Yeah, where did it fall out? What fell out? I mean, Jess on the D floor last Thursday night. Oh, oopsie. Had a slip there, didn't she? And it doesn't just need to be the breast region or the downstairs. It can be anything.

Anything. False teeth. It can be. Absolutely. Maybe an internal organ became an external organ. He's another great yarn. Put me down radio award. Great yarn.

Eight, 20. No, no, no, no, no with, used to love powerlifting at the gym, right? He was lifting so hard doing a deadlift, the anus straight out. Is that like a hernia? Like it's a hernia, like pops out of the, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's rubshed. He's rubshed, popped out. And while he was deadlifting, and he was, because he was not braced probably and it came out so hard, he couldn't train for a while.

And it was like quite a serious surgery. It's like a prolapse I guess. Absolute or a fissure. Yeah. A fit. Yes. Very true. Yeah.

I don't know how to pronounce that word. But I see why you're not friends with him anymore. I can't be friends with you. Your ass is out. Sorry. It's just, I was made to do right until the prolapse and then. You know what, I'm talking about another great yarn. I'm a yarner.

131060. Oh no, me blank fell out. What radio school did you go to? No, that's the beautiful thing. Want to be an actor? Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. 131060. Oh no, me fell out.

Poor Chris Robinson, American hurdler. Yep, his pork sword fell out, his baton fell out with 250 metres left to go on the 4x400 metre world champs. He's trained for that moment so he kept going like a professional, kept trying to tuck it into his pants whilst striding, knocked over two hurdles, lunged over the line in first place and rolled around and then tucked it into his waistband, like up into that sort of region and then the cameras showed a front-on footage of the final and you could see everything. Cause I can't blow it on the fly.

Pardon my ignorance, Ducco. I don't have one. Would that hurt? Swinging around. I mean, if the berries got hit. Cause it's the berries that are tender, isn't it? Yeah, it's not so much the- The trouser snake.

Yeah, yeah, it's the berries that would hurt. But it does beg the question. And looking at, Shaka's just got the video up cause he had it saved. It looks like he's wearing shorts. He was there. Yeah, Sh, it's the berries that would hurt. But it does beg the question. And looking at, Shaka's just got the video up because he had it saved. It looks like he's wearing shorts. He was there. Yeah, Shaka was there. He's wearing shorts in a singlet.

So it's like the track shorts. The track shorts. And it makes sense because that wouldn't happen in a tight, a legging, a skin. No, not in the Cathy Freeman suit. No, exactly. Which is why I think you need to wear it. As a gentleman. That's not funny.

That could have cost him the gold. Also, it wasn't Olympics, but you know what I'm saying. Wear undies. What have you got against undies, Chris? Yeah, it's weird. Anyway, begs the question though, 13, 10, 60. Oh no! Me, fell out. Kylie, you're dobbing in your husband.

I am dobbing in my husband. Can you phrase it like this, Kylie? Say, oh no, me husband's, mm, fell out. Go. Oh no, my husband's bow herniated into his testicle. I did not see that coming. Neither did I. Okay. How? It required an ambulance because he was not moveable at that point. Whoa, how did this happen?

It just, hurting it is when one body part goes into the other body part and that's where it went. Yeah, but it doesn't just happen when you're sitting there. What did he sneeze or something? You know, I can't actually even remember what he was doing at the time. His bowel went eee. It would have come from into his testicles, which then was like four times the size. I actually don't understand anatomy. I thought bowel was towards the back and the testicles are towards the front. How was it sort of thrust forward?

Well, the knee bones connected to the leg bone. If there's a hole there, it can go through. It can rip through. And Kylie, yes, sorry, surgery required? Yes. And how is functionality bowel sorry, surgery required? Yes. And how is functionality, bowel and testicles now? Yeah. Yep, the berries are back. Okay. I mean, god, they're versatile and they're strong, aren't they? They are. For such a tender body part. Please tell me you gave old Spongebob a nickname or something. No, no. Sitting at Christmas. He can't play Santa at Christmas anymore. He absolutely can't. No one's allowed to sit on his lap.

How does he poo? Like your bell has just betrayed you. Yeah, that's that. You'd never trust sitting on a toilet. You'd never trust the fart again. Oh God, no. Poor Kylie's husband. Thank you for using your real name also.

Renee, hello? Hi. We need the sentence, oh no, me blank fell out. Go. Oh no, my boob fell out. Yes. Renee, here we go. Where were you?

What happened? Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We need the sentence, oh no, me blank fell out, go. Oh no, my boob fell out. Yes. Here we go. Where were you, what happened? So I was about 14, 15.

I already had quite well-developed breasts at that age, which was already embarrassing enough. And I was doing a dance performance in front of a bunch of different schools. There were people from kindergarten all the way up, there were grandparents in the audience and all sorts of people. I had a dance solo and it was wearing a pretty questionable costume as it was, probably not designed for a you know someone with who already had breasts. And I was rocking out my dance solo, my boobs fell out.

I didn't notice and everyone was going wild and I thought, oh man, I'm doing a great job. And then I'm like, oh. They are loving this tap routine. The boys have woken up like hell yeah! They were loving my boobs, not me. Aww, your boobs stole your show. Aww, absolutely. Oh, that's funny.

Renee, did you, oh I mean, did you continue dance after that or is it like? It sounds like Renee did continue dancing. Yeah, just did the little one, you know, pop it back in and hope it didn't come out again. It kept going. Hey, nothing jazz hands can't fix. Absolutely. We go to Emma on 13, 10, 60.

Emma, hit us with the, oh no me, fell out. Oh no, my dad's balls fell out. What was the circumstance, Em? Oh God, I hope he's not listening on his way home from work right now. I hope he is. Good morning, Emma's dad. I'm in so much trouble. What's his name?

His name's Chris. I'm in so much trouble here. Go for it. He asked me to go for coffee. I'd just moved back to my hometown and he asked me to go for coffee. I'd just moved back to my hometown. They asked me to go for coffee with him. Um, and as we were sitting waiting for our coffee, I looked down and my newborn

daughter was just sort of like staring at my dad's crotch and I was like, dad, do you know you have a hole in your pants? And he was like, Oh, I thought it was a bit breezy. I'm like, yeah, whole testicles are hanging out. And he was like, oh, I thought it was a bit breezy. I'm like, yeah, whole testicles are hanging out. And he was like, oh, oh, right. Okay then. And he's never asked me for coffee.

That's yeah. That's when you know you're sort of getting a bit past it when you can't feel the berries out. When granddad's berries are out and he's just like, I'll have a flat white. He's looking at his granddaughter and his granddaughter's like, ah. What is that? Oh, good morning, Chris.

Chris, well done, mate. Oh, and Heather, we're going to need the sentence. Oh no, me blank fell out. Righto. Oh no, me party tit fell out. Your what? My party tit. Sorry, singular party tit. Yep, it's out of control, just the one.

Alright, what did party tit do? So, my partner and I have just come back from Bali, we got engaged under a waterfall at a water purification ceremony. So, a very spiritual, religious, conservative area. The waterfall was pumping down, I had this to wrong, sort of like when you've got your bath towel, you wrap it in front, twist the end twice, tie it on your neck. Hot. Yeah, yeah, look gorgeous. So the waterfall's pumping, he said, get under there, have a little dance, so we are all happy, and she comes party tits out and about this poor bloody shaman has just videoed from us up to the sky and then i just walked out from the waterfall up to him and didn't realize why he wouldn't look me in the eye until i looked down and sure enough

there's me party tit. Oh your body your body flashed the shaman. Here you go sorry shaman surely a name for party tit, not just Party Tit? Like... Oh! Bertha and Gertha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Right! Of course! That's not funny, Bugs, over there. Imagine you got arrested because your party tear came out. How come Heather hasn't come home from your engagement? Oh, she's behind bars. Shy Guy and Babs put their heads together. A look back at the week that was, and we were just saying how amazing the rice cookers have been.

Oh yeah. When you dangle a carrot as good as a double pass to origin. They really come out of the woodwork, don't they? They really come out of the woodwork. And thus in turn we lift. A rising tide lifts all ships. Doesn't it just? Gong me, man. That was worth a gong.

Sorry, my apologies. Say it again, say it again. A rising tide lifts all ships. A candle loses nothing from lighting another candle. We can all be good together. We can all move in together. Shaggy, you go on, say your famous saying. I don't have one. Life's hard then you die.

Life's hard then you die. Wise words from the 29 year old on the cusp of 30 tomorrow. Let's take a look back at the week that was. Well what a week it's been with Jess and Ducko. We nearly lost producer Babs to a piece of rosemary. Yep, that tiny little leaf you put on a piece of meat or find in a cocktail. We found out yesterday Babs is lucky to be here today. Yeah.

You choked. I fully choked last night on my dinner. On your own? On a rosemary twig. Twigs, the actual, yeah right. But like the leaf bit of a rosemary or the full twig? The full twig, I don't know how it got into my dinner. And instinctively your body's gone,

I need to expel that. Yeah, my body started freaking out and I just started dry reaching and trying to vomit. And eventually, like, I did vomit. We're lucky to have her. We nearly didn't have our producer, phone operator. Holy crap, who would have written the Alphabucks questions? Jeez, you would have seen a job ad pretty fast, wouldn't you?

We would have texted her younger sisters and her housemates, hey, you spend enough time with her. Let's you talk about her job enough, do you know how to do it? The body's not even cold and we got our sisters in here. Darcy! Darcy's in here! Get her on the page! Darcy's on the phones! Darcy's dead and gone, dead and gone, yeah. A drunk rice cooker gave Jess an idea for the show involving construction workers and their diggers, which we unpacked on Ed, but Jess got a message from another rice cooker and maybe it's not the best idea. Or is it?

We've been invited. Yeah. What have we been invited to? To go to a coal mine. Oh, that sounds fun. Might that have a lot of diggers. I would be like Derek Zoolander in a coal mine. I've got the back load!

Merman Jess! Nah, I'd fit in. Dance for me, diggers! I've got RMs and some busty jeans and I'd be saying numbers. Is that the G749XX1? Do you know what? You've probably absolutely nailed that. Numbers and letters. Just say things. Thing is we'll rock up on this work site. Now guess what do you guys want to do? Like we don't really know. Could you spin your diggers around? Oh they've spun them 360. To Benson Boone 5, 6, 7, 8. These beautiful things that I've done. Flick, flick, scoop, scoop. Watch this space. Watch this space. All best ideas come from a couple of charisers. Jess was curious about how Morgan's pelvic floor is going, and I'm not sure Ducco's aware of the process when she goes to the physio.

On her way home from the physio appointment, How's her pelvic floor? It's a lot stronger. I'm glad to hear it. But she hasn't been doing her exercises as frequently, so she needs to keep going. You've got to do that. I don't keep going.

But it's a lot stronger. Good. Ah, can't confirm. Um... No, I just meant because the physio said it. Oh absolutely they do the before and after. It's important. Yeah what do they actually do in there? I don't know. Oh okay. I don't know. We'll do it in the ads. They check. Yeah right they check. Anyway, I thought she came back happier from the... She doesn't need you. she's got the physio.

I'm still in here in the desert, what's going on over there? Can I go to this physio? I'm satisfied, thank you so much. Is this that Thai physio place? Yeah, buy a 9, get the 10th room. The flashing light out. I know the one. Open.

You could have taken my membership card anyway. You were in the next room. Is that my wife? Just getting a shiatsu. That was a floor exam, are you? And hold...hold... ..my happy ending. There must have been something in the air on Tuesday because Jess, for the first time ever, decided to give Ducko the wind-up mid-story.

Obviously we had to stop down and figure out this weirdness. I used to do that too, you know when you would pretend to fall asleep in the backseat of the car once your parents you'd driven home from dinner or the family friend's house and you'd be like I want to be carried inside. Carry me in like a princess. Yeah, yeah. No, that's fantastic. Um, I reckon we're out of time Ducco. Should we just move on? Oh.

Yeah. You want to just go to the ad? I reckon we can just wrap this up. You never wrapped us up. I know, but now it's seven. I reckon we can just flesh this out. When have you ever cared it was seven in the call? When have you ever looked at the time on this show once? That felt too jarring to go from up here to down here.

You've just gone from when my dad used to come around the car and say, alright Daco, that's enough, mate. We'll get out of here. Usually you pick up when I'm like, we've moved away from what the thing was. I was just vibing. No, I was having a good time. I was having a good time. I was having a good time. I was having a good time.

I was having a good time. I was having a good time. I was having a good time. I was having a good time. I was having a good time. I was having a good time. I was having a good time. I was having a good time. I was having a good time. I was having a good time. When my dad used to come around the car and say, Alright, Ducco, that's enough, mate. We'll get out of here, shall we? Usually you pick up when I'm like, We've moved away from what the thing was. I went, yeah, I was just vibing.

You know, okay. No, no, I was happy to keep vibing. Okay, right. But then you paused like I was gonna keep going with me thing, I went, nah. Yeah, okay. Alright, can we, we, we. We're done here?

We're done there. Alright. What's up next? Well, up next is the top of our, and then after that, we've got a fun topic. Come on and wrap me up, wrap me up baby. Producer Babs thought it would be funny for us to say some words in a sexy way. And that went expected for one of us. Guess who?

People are getting their colleagues and their friends to sit down and to say certain words in a really sexy way. So I thought that I could give you guys some words today. Good girl. Oh! Okay. words today. Good girl Good girl good girl good girl And the final word here we guys is daddy. Ducco take it away. It's hard.

Daddy. Oh god. Hello? That was nice. That felt good. I went to another dimension. Go shy guy. Come on.

Take it seriously for god's sake. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Pretend you're talking. I don't know. So I'm hotty. dimension. Go shy guy. Come on. Take it seriously for God's sake. Close your eyes. Okay. Yeah, close your eyes. Pretend you're talking, I don't know, some hotty. Some hot daddy. Daddy.

It was never gonna be good. Here we go again. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. See you next week Rice Cookers. Jess and Daco. Call the fit in, call all the fake, call the fake, win the prize. Daco, we've given away some hella good prizes on this program. Yep. Tickets to the biggest concerts cold hard cash an egg chair

The egg check got them coming didn't it? but this week I met the woman who won that egg chair. She was thrilled. I'd be so defying the egg chair She was like I screwed it into my balcony ceiling and I hung off it and now I swing on it with a cup of tea I went and then remember she messed up, she broke it. I'm joking, I'm joking. Anyway, hey. That was her, she screwed it in bad, that was nothing against the Egg Champion.

No, no, it could take the load. But this week, Ducko. Yeah, double pass to State of Origin, Game 3, Duh Duh Cider at a core stadium and accommodation which is the most important part. Thanks to the legends, Ridge's Australia Square transformed and refreshingly local ridges Australia Square in the heart Of Sydney this is a humdinger of a prize and it's well rounded Isn't it because you can go you can enjoy whoever your team might be and then you make up you make a bloody night of it Yep, somewhere to rest your head nearby

Amazing contribution so many good ones honorable mentions left right and Today, oh no, me blank fell out. What happened on the flight? Bows falling into testicles, wasn't on my bingo card for the 27th of June, and yet that's what was battered up. Someone popping a tit out in front of a shaman. I know, because Taz Paul's coming out in front of these granddaughter. All that sort of gear. But these are all real. But it was earlier in the week when Babs came in crying one day and nearly died because

she choked on rose breath. That's right her short 24 years of life flashed before her eyes. Still got so much to do. Guzzling down her dinner I've never been prouder of her but unfortunately choked on a rosemary twig. Of course Jess asked intimate details about the recipe after Babs said she choked. And I'm sad because now she's off that recipe she goes it was delicious hence my guzzling. Yeah. But we're talking, then we started talking curried sausages, Babs choking on sausage, I don't even know how it came up. Her nickname hot sausage.

Oh no, because Daymo, her dad, could relate to her daughter. Oh, it's a genetic thing. They're all guzzlers. They're all guzzlers. And then Daymo, I mean then Reese calls in. Daymo text. Reese called. Reese the rice cooker called in and said this.

Long story short, choked on some curry sausages. in. Demo text. Reese of Rice Cooker called in and said this. Long story short, choked on some curry sausages. Hang on, from horse sausage to curry sausage. It's the topic pretty well. Oh, that's funny. Who had prepared the curry sausage, Reese, yourself? It was me, of course. But it wasn't fully cut up in some shorts Okay, so you've diced the sausage the curry sausage, but you haven't diced it thinly enough. I wouldn't call it dicing I would say I've barely chopped it and caught it good enough. So Reece you choked on the curry sausage How did you save yourself? Did you have to heimlich? Well, you see I was on facetime with my ex She didn't believe me at the time. She thought I was putting it on and then I yeah, I was on FaceTime with my ex and she didn't believe me at the time.

She thought I was putting it on and then I, yeah, I fully started choking. Sorry, was she your ex while you were FaceTiming or she was your partner at the time? She was my partner at the time. I was going to say that's a weird conversation. You're talking to your ex, talking about custody of the dog and you're just eating your guts. Did you Heimlich yourself, Rees? Or how did you get it out? I coughed and coughed and coughed like I was a 40-year-old smoker. Yeah, yeah, and it came up.

I dislodged it, geez. Can you look at a curried sausage the same, Rees? Oh, absolutely. The fact he got back on the curried sausage bandwagon. Brilliant. We respect that. We respect him. And we love a curried sausage being brought up

on this program. He's going to Orange, baby. Enjoy it, Reesie. Game three, Origin Decider. We respect him. And we love a curry sausage being brought up on this program. He's going to Origin baby, enjoy it Reecey. Game three Origin Decider. When you think about footy food, you know the pie, maybe some nachos, curry sausage up there for you? No.

But tell you what, with the toothpick at the footy, hell yeah, I would. And a plastic cup of beer. However, Reece wants to tackle that. He's going to Origin. Congratulations, thank you for getting involved. And thanks everyone for getting involved. And thanks everyone for getting involved.

And the good times don't stop next week, because next week at Call of Fame, we got tickets possibly every day. Nah, one double, it says here. We've got one double next week too. Well, only one, because it's so good. It's so good. You gotta work for them. I'm gonna blame Shaguy for that one.

You get involved in the show. Yep. Just like everyone did this week, 13, 10, 60 tickets to Gaga. Can I just say, you were saying how expensive the Origin tickets are. Yeah. Mate, they've got nothing on the Gaga prices. Very expensive.

So if you'd like to be there, you gotta get involved in the show. That's all from us though. It's been a great week. Mr. Grab-It-On-Listen, I'll never get your podcast. Shy Lord, happy birthday. Thank you. We've actually got your present here for you. We do. Now during the week, Shy Guy, for anyone who missed it, the young man turns 30.

That is no small potatoes. Milestone stuff. But you don't tell us anything about yourself. We've never been invited over. We can barely get you out for a drink with us. So it's hard to buy for someone like that. What do you get when the man has got everything? Amen. Everything and nothing. Everything and nothing. Raisin bread and Twix pods, it's not good enough. Yeah that's actually heaps for me. We asked the rice cookers for help. Trishy. I don't know if you know Trishy or she knows you but we loved Trishy's idea. Shout out to Trishy.

What have we got? This is what you're doing. Read it out for the rice cooker. Yeah, it's radio. An F1 style race car driving experience, five laps. That's it. Yeah, we got a reaction out of him. Thank you very much.

Yeah, we thought you'd like that. He loves F1. You get to drive it yourself. A little F1 sort of stylish car. That's really cool. And you get to do five laps around the speedway. That's pretty cool Yeah, yeah As full his as you are right now should we should we tell him what our second idea was cuz now I'm curious

Yeah, we're gonna get you a plant Love the plan and I know she would have had to organize this yeah, yeah, Trishy basically as a plan and I know she would have had to organize this. Yeah yeah yeah. Well no Trishy basically did. Trishy did. Trishy, whoever you are thank you. No I love that. But no the only thing Babs, what that she thought a scaric of detail you'd ever given her was. I always talk to Babs about my plan. Yeah. Maybe some greenery but I think we've made the right choice team. This is great. Yeah that'd be fun. That'd be my present money. And we want to record you so we can get the audio for on air when you do eventually do it. Because I'm pretty sure. Okay yeah T's and C's, I'm pretty sure it's pedal to the metal, like there is no speed limit.

You'll be talking to your car like, good girl. Just stroking the... Daddy. Dashboard. Is he okay? Because it's you, you yourself an idol. So I think they give you a lesson and then you go for it. Hell for leather.

Yeah, good luck. You can channel your inner Oscar Pia strength. I'll have to wear a GoPro. Yeah, absolutely. That's yours and then you go for it. Hell for leather! Jeez. Yeah, good luck. You can channel your inner Oscar Pia strength. I'll have to wear a GoPro. Yeah, absolutely. That's yours, mate. You enjoy it. Thank you very much everyone. Enjoy your party we're not invited to this weekend as well.

There's no party. With the other Luke. Okay. Yes, other Luke will be there. We've got a sweet treat out there. Yeah, we've got a cake for you as well. We'll get that after the show. Oh, thank you.

Been a hell of a week, a hell of a show. Thanks everyone for getting involved. We are back next week and we will see you then. Bye bye. Bye bye! Bye! Hahahaha!