Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Swing Lube

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

Jess has a hack for getting more greens into your diet, Ducko asked Morgan a question and had to rethink his answer, the Ducko tagging investigation continues as Anthony Macklin former NSW Police detective joins the show and Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week that was in his diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Macca's new Tennessee barbecue range now touring for a limited time. Jess and Ducco. This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Hi everyone. Welcome to the pod. What's up? Welcome to the poddy for a Friday. Absolutely. Great show. Yeah, we spent half an hour talking about aircon. A lot of learnings.

Well, actually, can we say that Ducco, because I don't feel enriched with the information at all. I actually still couldn't explain to you how 16 degrees hot is different to 16 degrees cold. Yeah. Isn't it just 16 freaking degrees? It certainly should be. And you made a great point.

You're like, is it to do, is it got anything in the realm of feels like? Well, why are you telling me the temperature is 24 if it feels like 32? Stupid. Stupid. We got Babs' dad on who's the aircon specialist. He's still texting me about it. Is he really? What's he saying now?

He's double downing. He's just trying to explain it in simpleton terms for me. And it didn't start particularly complicated, but that we still couldn't grasp. No, and it makes sense now. Try again. Go for it. Go for it. Here we go.

Well, I don't have my phone on me, but okay. Well, you should have absorbed the information. Yeah, come on your sponge He's saying that and the outside temperature is actually relative. So if it's a cold day outside, let's pretend It's 17 degrees outside degrees outside, but it feels like 15. It feels like it's quite cold It's chill. What are you setting the aircon on in here? Then you'd want to turn on heat in here hot at least 24 Yeah, okay So what the it's gonna do is it's gonna heat up because it's obviously gonna be heat in here hot at least 24 Yeah, okay So what the it's gonna do is it's gonna heat up because it's obviously gonna be cooler in here because it's cooler outside So it's in this room without any aircon. Yeah, it's cold It's really cold so it's going to overcompensate for that and go okay. It's cold in here

So in order to that I'm gonna blast out hot air. Mm-hmm. Now this is the question I'll continue on the question. Yeah, blasting out hot air because it wantshmm. Now this is the question. Oh, continue on the next question. Yeah, so it's blasting out hot air because it wants to bring the temperature up because it's really cold. Whereas if it's really hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just let it go. No, it's all right. You can ask questions.

I don't even know what I'm saying. If it's hot outside and you want it to be the same temperature, which was what? 21. Outside, today, 17 we, and it feels like 15. No. Fuck. So you're keeping on the same example?

Yeah, so if you flipped that around, but it was really hot outside today, but you still wanted it the same temperature that you're talking about. Same temperature as what? Well, what was the temperature we decided on? 17. 17. 17, and you want it 17.

It's gonna blast out cold air because it's overcompensating for the fact that it's hot in here Right, cuz you know what I mean? It's stuffy in the room So it really bases itself off the current room. But the issue is the issue is you can set 17 degrees hot or cold That's what our original. Yeah, so it'll blast out the Hot air or cold air, but it's also the reason why it feels different is because the temperature in the actual room will be... Here's one, here's one for you. Yeah. Outside is 17. Yes. In here is 17. Yes. Everywhere is 17 so I set my aircon for 17.

Well then... What mode are you putting it in? Exactly. So if I go 17 and cold is it gonna make it like 13, 14? Or if I go 17 and hot is it gonna make it like 23? Yes because is the air being blown out the temperature you want or is it working hard when you use the word overcompensate it sounds like it's working over to bring the room to that temperature. Which is why it always drains more in summer than winter I feel like. I feel like it's harder for it to cool down. Like the human body I think it's easier to warm your body up by putting a jumper on layers than it is to cool down because you can only take your jumper off and you're left with your skin. I'm still hot.

Yeah. Anyway. Jeez, it is a full mind game though, isn't it? Yeah. It's confusing. It is because it just feels like temperature is temperature. Like if you're saying a number of degrees, then it's a number of degrees.

It's like in the car, the car doesn't have hot or cold. The car is just like, you turn it low down to 17 or you turn it up to 28. Yes, and then your fan can be more or less powerful, but other than that... Yeah. Your oven! Your oven can be 180 degrees. Not hot or cold. I can't do 180 degrees cold, can I? You could, negative 180. That's weird. What are you cooking?

Ice cream. Ice cream. Making ice cream. Freezing it for the family. Can you make ice cream in the oven? If I could set it to cold, maybe. So aircon's a great rort then, are they ripping us off somehow? Are we not doing this the better way? Well, according to Shy Guy's AI, which I don't love, use the word gaslighting.

It did, but I've also, it's starting, the more I use it, the more it's like talking, like how I talk. Oh bro, it's cause you use it every day. It's just saying, it's fine, it's fine. Getting weird. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And then ask me to pick some person. You know what AI is going to tell Shy Guy? Stop overthinking it. Don't ask me questions. Just run with it.

You'll be right, mate. You'll be right, mate. You know, when people ask it to say please and thank you, the chat chibity, it actually costs them millions of dollars because they... Oh, I did see this article. They need to train the AI to be polite and... Oh, hang on, the human is saying, say please and thank you to me. Yeah, so they need to do that and process all the work that it has to do in the background

actually costs the company OpenAI. Because it doesn't normally say it. Millions of dollars in... It's actually working, aren't it? It's weird. So I ask AI a question and then go, now you thank me for asking you that question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say thank you.

And you go, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll just have a meltdown. Interesting. So it can handle having to spit out an answer to any question in the world, but saying please and thank you is what's wiggling it out. That feels like a glitch in the Matrix. It does. It does feel like a glitch in the Matrix. If it can use the word gaslighting back at Shagall but can't say please. Well, it's just, you know, it's, yeah, it's inhumane. Yep.

But anyway. I just asked it why it costs so much. Let's be polite. And it says, let's talk about air conditioning again. See, it's deflecting. Oh yeah, deflecting. Deflecting. Goodness me. Anyway. Well, thank you Babs and thanks Damo.

Tell him to put a time sheet in cause he's worked over this. Was he loving how much we were getting confused by it? Or was he also going, hey, I was confused like this once upon a time too? No, I think he was loving that I was getting confused because I kept saying that doesn't make sense dad and so then he would reword it so that. We should have just called him. We should have got him on the show. Have you guys actually ever spoken to him on a have we spoken to him on a phone call?

No, I've only DM'd him. He's not a very. He's not good talent is what you're saying. He's not a good talker. Yeah, yeah. Which is making it even funnier. But he's quite funny though. Like he back.

But you started off as a bad talker and look at you now. What are you saying I was bad? Yes. Literally the worst he now. You're better now. You're like a mouse, you barely spoke at all. You know what we should do? Our dads try and teach us their thing. Maybe for Father's Day or something. Daymo gets, oh he's a journalism. How to avoid getting hit by a hose when you're trying to doorknock. What does your dad do, Shy Guy? Build a construction manager. Oh plenty, how to build a chair. But my dad could talk to you about superannuation till the games over.

We'll need to wrap your dad up. Oh you will, he has the opposite problem. We'll just fade him down, he won't even know. But he'd love the opportunity to talk about consolidating the super. That's fun, Happy Father's Day. When is Father's Day? Is it September-ish? I think it's the first weekend of September. Do that one a day. That's, oh, because I just, I want to hear a demo, try and go back to the e-commerce.

Yeah, that's funny. Yeah. One a day. You'd be getting so frustrated. He'd also be like, this is my big break. Yeah, you tell everyone. Because that's that classic thing of your dad around the dinner table, everyone's eyes start to glaze over.

So let's give him a platform. You know who we shouldn't get on? My father-in-law. Fuck me. Imagine Ward. If you're an orthodontist. Root canals you morons. Actually that's better. Let's do father-in-law. You and I could do father-in-law. Criminal barrister. That could be interesting. Ward would be dry as all hell. I'd love to hear. Well five days in a week babe. That means there's an extra day to feel. Ward gets Friday. He'd love to hear. Well, five days in a week, babe. That means there's an extra day to fill.

Ward gets Friday. He'd still be speaking. Come Monday. Fade him back up. Oh man. I've got to play next weekend actually. My in-laws, Morgan's parents and then her grandparents are coming to town. Oh lovely.

Well. Oh your babies. Well, it's Morgan's grandma on her dad's side who is hard at work. Okay. And they're not staying with us, but they're coming for three days. Is this the grandma who questioned Morgan as to why she didn't keep her surname? Yeah, that's that side. Yeah. That's that side.

Yeah. Okay. But this is also the grandma who's like, she's very old school and traditional. So if I ever go near the kitchen, she gets angry at me for going and gets angry at Morgan for not making me meals. That's what you said. Yeah, yeah.

And Morgan is not a pushover. So how does that go down with her grandma? Oh, but then I play into it a bit. And I'll be like, look at the peg marks Morgan's leaving on my clothes from not hanging them out right. And then she's like, oh, Morgan, you're not treating your man right. Like truly old school, archaic.

I know you've locked down your woman, but like the grandma's the wrong side. Oh yeah, I know. It's so funny because she's very, but like it also works. Like when I was doing all the fertility stuff, she was like, Oh, you're just, what are you carrying on with this drama for talking all emotional? Yeah. She just shoots, she just shoots shots.

Equality is what you're talking about. You've really got to bite your tongue with her. Something Morgan isn't good at, something I'm not good at. And it's like, you know, you're really gonna check yourselves Yeah, they're coming for three days and then they want to play play golf me the granddad and ward like one of us three play golf I'm like It's one of those games. I'm like, what's the granddad who whipped out his Johnson? Yeah, he's fun

Offset her has he gone really crazy? No, no, they're both. They're lovely people, don't get me wrong. I've just, I've never played golf with just them. So it's gonna be... Do you wanna take Shy Guy as a buffer? Well, that could be good. Shy Guy. Put you in a golf environment.

If anyone could relate to a stickler old grandma, I reckon it's Shy Guy. Yeah, we can do that. Oh, sorry, no, Granddad, Granddad. Yeah, yeah, you can just be like, Shy Guy's just my caddy. You're just not playing, you're just talking and walking. I'll be your caddy. Yeah, yeah.

Still want to get Shy Guy out into the golf course. Maybe after, oh, something we got coming up. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're good. That could be the start of a love affair. Yeah. You guys could duck off and maybe. I'm trying to think out of the three of you

who's going to enjoy the golf the most. And right now I'm landing on Babs. I think Babs. I reckon she'll have a hidden talent for it. And you're like, oh, this is fun when you hit the ball. Like you'll get a bit. We played a bit of like sticky golf when. Oh, yes.

Um, at Jethro's parents place for. That's not like, that's not like Jizz or anything, Shargo. It's a different sticky golf. Sticky golf. I was wondering. It's where it sticks to the. The mat. It's Velcro.

We have that in here. We've got that on the back of that board. Yeah. It actually really enjoys the snacking. Yeah, mat. It's velcro. We have that in here. We've got that on the back of that board. It actually really enjoys smacking. I bought it for you for Christmas and then they went, oh, we want this guy as an ambassador. I want to ask them on my card. Yeah, yeah, 100%. He could have got this for free.

Yeah, it is fun. It's fun to smack the shit out of the board. Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. If you get onto it. The driving range is always fun. I'm excited to give it a red hot crag and then go, I've had enough. I'm done. Yeah, how many shots were you hit? Where's the one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you get onto it. The driving range is always fun. I'm excited to give it a red hot crag and then go, I've had enough. I'm done. Yeah. How many shots were you hit?

Where's the wine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm over it. I want a drink now. I honestly don't think I've actually held a proper golf. Like the golf experience I have is pop pot. But then you know what they call alcohol when you play golf? Swing lube. It just loosens you up. Are we back to sticky golf? Anyway, enjoy the show. Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Let's do it team. Good morning. Good morning. So nice to be here. It's always great. You know, we surviving the wet. Yes. Because my goodness, I'm sick of it.

Bro, barely though, when I'm talking about the structural integrity of my house. Yeah, mine too. So remember I told you my floorboards have been swelling? Yeah. Well now the back door, we have to jam it open or close so hard, we're actually scraping off the wood. So now I can like see in. Yeah. It's all getting very grim.

I'm starting to get the walls coming in underneath doors. Yes, yes. I'm like, oh no. And you know what, hey, as the words leave my mouth, a bit of in underneath doors. Yes, yes. And you know what, hey, as the words leave my mouth, a bit of fricking perspective. Yeah, yeah, people are struggling. Compared to what people are dealing with. Yes. And some places flooded heavily and thoughts go to everyone. Exactly. So if that's what's happening to our homes with, look, the rain we're copping, again, our thoughts and prayers with everyone who

is dealing with a lot, lot worse. Yeah. I feel like I don't remember a time where it's rained this steadily for this long, you know? I'm more, and I don't know, and you know what? The way that the climate is, what you're experiencing, 10 minutes from me maybe is a little different. The speed of the deluge is what's getting me. I literally left my house and it was fine. Had been driving for 60 seconds, could not see.

Like the rain started coming down that hard and fast. The visibility, I genuinely was very scared. My windscreen wipers on their fastest setting could not clear. Couldn't keep up. Couldn't keep up. Looks like it's left places like Porton and stuff like that and it's cruising down. It'd be in Sydney, so hopefully it's leaving the regions. Totally.

The weekend is looking okay, but again, the damage that's already been done. It's just horrible. Emergency services working very, very hard. All those SES volunteers, we salute them. Yeah, sirens go off. Hey, look, what we can promise you though is we can promise you some fun relief. That's right. Couple of laughs, hopefully.

I mean, if Shy Guy's in the mood, I don't know. Well, is he in the mood? Is he in the mood? He looks fantastic today. Are you in the mood? For laughs. Sure, is he in the mood? Is he in the mood? He looks fantastic today. Are you in the mood for laughs? Sure be funny. Well touche brother. I can be funny. He likes that one. What about? Nah nah he wasn't even drunk much. BJ in contention for the call of fame. Babs are you in mood to laugh? Yeah, I'm in the mood. Hell yeah. Can I ask Babs? Were you in the mood to laugh yesterday when you got your new car? Yeah

with the back with You know she said to me yesterday cuz we live at the same time Because is it meant to be like that? I was like no duck I was like, no, Ducko's done it. Like a little beast. Put the back windscreen up. Got you good, Bams! You actually had to stay a bit later yesterday. So when I went down, I thought, do I channel my inner Ducko? Do I fiddle with her windscreen wipers?

But I genuinely have never done that. And thought, what if I snap them off? I don't actually know how to get... I went, I know my boy, the Duck Man, will come out and fiddle with the wipers. And you did! Her back one, obviously. Because then I love it if she gets in and she looks in, she's like, what's wrong?

Why's my back windscreen wiper erect? Very good. And she gets out in this rain, tries to turn it on. Exactly. Wiggling like a dog's tail. What does it do if it's... It just goes up like this. It goes like, across his eye.

Like a happy puppy. It's one of the great pranks. Were you annoyed? No, I just didn't really laugh that much. Aww. Did you see it before you got in the car? Yeah, cause me and Shaggy were doing a tour. Yeah, I wanted to take a look of it.

They did a 360 of the car. Are we still saying valet and having the final drive in the Beetle? Well, that's on Monday. Yeah, do you want to do that? Should we do that? I would love to. I actually told Morgan yesterday, Babs got a new car. Morgan's like, well, you've got to have a drive in the Beetle.

I was like, right? Couldn't agree more, Morgan. I know, it's Britney, bitch. Our first and last time in the Beetle. Yeah, our debut. Is it a drive in the Beetle. I was like, right? Couldn't agree more. Morgan. I know it's Brittany, bitch. Our first and last time in the Beetle. Yeah. I'll tell you. Boo. Is that a manual?

The Beetle? Yeah, it is. Yeah. She's a manual. Yeah. And she ripped her granddad off for the price. She sold it to him. She absolutely.

My goodness. He paid the grandpa tax. That's for sure. He couldn't read. He's like, what's the price of this Billy? Yeah. Don't go on the internet and compare on car sales granddad. Where are my babs?

Shut up and sign it, granddad. Make me the executive of your estate while you're at it. I'm taking it all. I've left everything to you. Because you know what happens now? She'll re-inherit the beetle. Oh, that's smart from you. And if the forecasters are to be believed,

they're going to be worth a pretty penny. They'll be a collector's item. I don't want it back. In 25 years' time when it's worth triple the price. Oh yeah. Maybe. It won't. Okay.

Hey we've got a big show though. Teams firing. AlphaBucks your chance at 6.30 of course. That's coming up. Shy Guy's diary. Shy Guy said he's best one of the year. I believe his words were... No I said it was a good diary.

His words were good. Which he has never described his work as before. It was a fun diary. That was a fun week. It was a fun week wasn't it? Yeah. It was a fun diary. It was a fun week. It was a fun week, wasn't it? It was a long week. Yeah. Forgotten Friday Bangers is on.

Oh yeah, there's still time to vote. We all chose a song from the back catalogue of the Friday's Live Line-up. We've got Mariah Pitbull. Jordan Sparks. Tiny Tempa. That's right. Oh, she's not there. Oh, she's not there.

What's the one that we're... Eve. Eve. So are we going Eve or Evee? No we checked Eve. Why does she say it's Evee? I think Eve just wraps that because it works. Yeah it's just a thing. Yeah. It's like Pippel saying Mr. 305. He's just giving himself a name. But his name's Pippel. Exactly her name's Eve and you just say Evee. What about Did he say like, D-U-C-K-O? Yeah, it's just your thing. Oh, that doesn't make sense to me.

The artists. They're just doing their thing. Sure. Oh hey, I'm not going to... Don't think about it too much. It's just D-U-C-K-O in the morning. Yeah, it doesn't work. It's an absolute landslide, but there is time to still fight.

There's a clear winner. All right, great. Up next though, teams, no dumb thoughts. Friday, if you got any 13, 10, 60, get involved right now. Absolutely. We've um, well we've got nothing to give ya. Except the call of fame. I was about to say free fuel. I don't want to dangle that. We don't have it unless you want to pay for it. Jess and Daco.

Jess and Daco. There's no such thing as a dumb thought? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. They say there's no such thing as a dumb thought? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. They say there's no such thing as a dumb question. Maybe you've just got a little niggling thought you've had no one to discuss it with, dissect it with. We can be those people for you. Absolutely. 13 10 60.

If you've got one call in always. We had a good one on the text line last week, didn't get to it because we focused too much on fingers and thumbs. Oh, I'm still thinking about that. But someone texted me and they left this anonymous. They said, dumb thought, but I think it's a reasonable thought. Why do aircons have hot and cold setting? Isn't 21 degrees, just 21 degrees?

Oh my god. How can you have 21 degrees cold and 21 degrees hot? Wouldn't it just be 16 degrees cold then when you get to like 24-ish it becomes hot? Preach! I constantly have this. What turns into arguments with my husband? I can't comprehend it in the car. If I can set the temperature to something but then turn AC on or off, Exactly.

I get very confused. And then you've got the dry temp as well. And you can put it on dry which is a bit warmer but not fully warm but it dries it out. Because do I want a wet temp? No thanks. No. That's just asking for a frizzy hairdo. It's amazing when you put it on cold how oh sorry warm how warm like 23 is. That's right. But if you put that on cold like how cold that is. You know we're a Scrooge in our house so turning on the aircon is a big deal but because it's been so chilly I have put the heater setting on. I'm sweating within two minutes.

I'm like, how has this gotten so hot so fast? Look at the temp, 20 degrees though. We've got the studio set to 20 and you guys are more often than not shivering. Yeah, it's cold in here this morning. So how is 20 degrees hot? Yeah. Way hotter than 20 degrees.

Doesn't make sense. What's the aircon doing? And then when do you use dry? Someone yesterday told me to use dry in this weather I'm like, okay, does that is that gonna heat me up? To dry your clothes? Or like the setting is just dry. Do you know who we need? Fab's dad Famously works in aircon. I didn't know that you guys found that out when I was in a few years. That's right

He educated us about the sucker and the blower. Yeah, in each room. That was one of the great chats. That should have been no dumps Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fab's get on to your dad, please dad please I know it's early. Yeah I would like to know that. He's in Melbourne. Dame-o. I'll text him. Surely he's listening. Surely he's got us on the listener app. In Melbourne? Yeah. That's where my parents listen from. Rude. Some parents more supportive than others. Babs you've got one for us. Yeah who the heck was the first person to go that's a chair and like that's grass that's the sky. Who named thing? As in like yeah are you honing in on one thing here or just in general? No like who was the first person that decided that that specific item is a chair like that is a chair

that's what it's called do you know what I mean? I don't know what you mean it's got to go back to Latin days I feel like everything started with a latin ruse. Yeah yeah. That's a great question well I guess it's the inventor right? Yeah. Well when you talk about man-made things sky and grass is different. Yeah that's yeah. But if I was the first one to go you know it'd be nice to be able to sit my bum but not be on the floor. I'm gonna craft something out of wood I shall call it a chair. And do they call it a chair for us or did it come from the word seat and that turned into chair? Or was it a bloke whose last name was chair? Ah, could've been.

A lot of people name stuff after themselves. Could've, that makes sense. Did you know Pilates? Joseph Pilates. Really? It was a bloke who worked in rehab in hospitals. Oh yeah. And he genuinely was trying to help injured veterans who were turning from war rehabilitate their bodies and using the hospital beds and

the pulley system he invented Pilates called it after himself. So there might have been a Mr. Chair somewhere in history Babs. I've been buttering a lot of bread recently. Ooh. My kid likes sandwiches. You know when you're buttering bread and one way butters better? Like if you smear left to right, it goes on smooth. But if you accidentally smooth right to left, you start pulling or breaking the bread. Obviously easier to break fresh bread than toast.

Yeah. Do you think that's where the saying going against the grain comes from? Because when you go against the grain you cause a ripple, you might cause a tear. Did someone invent that saying? When you go against the grain you cause drama and controversy. Is it because when you butter the bread wrong you go against the grain? Has it got to do with sandwiches? It could. Someone's there buttering the bread going, why would I go against this grain? Yes, I'm gonna use this in my everyday life.

Yeah, possibly. I don't think anyone was called grain when they invented going against the grain. Exactly, I think it just... It just happens. ...was a scenario that they were faced with. Yeah. I ripped... I don't know if it's a left-handed thing, I rip that bread so regularly.

That's the thing. It's just... I wonder if it is left to right is going against the grain because who's to say when you... Which way do you butter it? Like if you're, do you butter it? Well I use the knife in my right hand because I'm right handed.

So you go right to left. So from my right, yes. So I'm going left to right because I'm using my left hand. Ah, and you're ripping a lot? Yeah, but I think that's how the pressure I'm putting on it. Yeah, are you too forceful on your bread? I'm very heavy.

It's like when I write with a pencil or something. Snap it. Snap it or tear the paper. Very heavy handed. Yeah. You gotta treat your bread like your woman. You do, you really do. Gentle bread. Less is more. Oh yeah, gentle. When you're smearing on the butter on your ladies, like your bread, gentle. Be very gentle. Okay, good to know. Do you want to wrap us up? No, I... Was that enough? My machines froze.

I thought you were trying to get to yours. I've been trying to play the gong for like 25 times. I've got nothing left to say on the bottom of the bread. I thought the gong was going to be a fantastic... It would have been a great way to wrap it up. Jess and Duckucco. We were just doing no dumb thought, Ducco. And we had a wonderful contribution on the text line. 048888106 night anonymous has said, how can you have on an air

conditioning system, maybe in the car, maybe at home 16 degrees hot, but also you could do 16 degrees cold. Isn't just 16 degrees cold. Yeah. And then 24 or something is hot. Yeah. Well, luckily we've got a pipeline to an air conditioning expert. Oh, he's good. The father of one young Babs. All the way from Melbourne, she was worried he might still be snoozing because he's obviously away for the weekend. He's listening on Listener. Obviously.

She doubted that he would be up and about. And she's hanging with Grandpa Brian, who Babs recently ripped off at the sale of her car. Absolutely. So they're all, they can't sleep with the betrayal. My daughter did what to you? So Damo has text through an update on this situation of the hot and the cold. Babs, what says your dad? You know, he's a man of few words. So he's just said, yes, same degrees

feels different because outdoor temp feels different and summer in winter. I don't know what that means. One more time. So the same degrees feels different because the outdoor temp is different in summer and winter. Felt better with the goal. I worry about trying to dissect a ducko that we're going to get further into this vortex of... That doesn't really answer it though

because he sort of... yeah. Is he saying... Is this like the feels like temp from bomb all over again? Is he saying when I put it on 16 degrees cold because it's 35 degrees outside... Yeah it's gonna be much colder. It feels colder. There you go. I've got an answer. God damn it. The man is good at making me confused. That's absolutely. That was when we asked about the sucker and the blower. All he responded to Babs was, yes, vent.

And we did not know what to call him anymore. What have you got, Sean? So I asked chatjbt, it said in cool mode, your AC actively cools the room until the room drops to 22 degrees. In heat mode, it actively heats until the room drops to 22 degrees. In heat mode, it actively heats until the room climbs up. So for cool mode, it's the room dropping temperature, whereas in heat mode, it's the room rising. So then there's a ratio that it says. So it says between 16 and 18. Blowing air between 16 and 18 degrees is often a 22 degree overall whereas in heat mode a 30 degree

to 40 degree is a cool so is blowing Wow as soon as you said AI I really wanted to be against you and I'm so glad I can stay against it. How was the confidence he came in with though being like this is that and I didn't pre-read it. I didn't pre-read it. I'm asked a robot. I'll take, I'll take demos, whatever explanation. You know what it did say though? It said, just accept that your AC is gaslighting you with numbers. Oh, is it all made up? It's your chat DVD saying gaslighting.

Yeah, look. Oh, that's wild. Okay. Oh my God. So it's really, it's not fully real. So, Darko, could you know how I, I am the one who is like, please let's keep the studio cool, cause I run so hot. Yeah. Are you telling me if I didn't look and you just told me,

oh, it's freezing in here, but it was actually 24, a comfortable temp for you. Yeah. Could you trick my brain? Cause I'm just being gaslighted by the air con. I mean, what if we put the studio ones to heat 22 instead of cool 20? Heat! Don't put heat! But it's the same number!

It's the same number so it's heat and cool. Is that what you're saying? We asked how loud your car before that. Yeah but Damo is saying it's all relative to the outside. Yeah that's what he's saying. So he's saying that if it's really cold outside and you come into a room and it's really warm, it's going to be warm. It still makes no sense.

Hang on, Doug, I think you deserve to go. If I am cold outside and I walk into a room that's warm, it's going to be warm. Yeah, thatmed it up. Let's play Alphamux. Aircon specialists only. You got an Aircon, you got a chance. Have I told you about the sucker in the blog? Tidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidakadidak going through the questions, say pass, we come back of course. If there's time, we're playing for $10,000. Now, we need to get to the bottom of some aircon stuff right before we get to our Alphabucks.

I don't know if I can rest easy or play this wonderful game until we get to the bottom of hot and cold. Settings on an aircon, how can both 16 degrees be blasting out as hot or cold? At the risk of Babs sounding like an idiot again, she had someone call her and tell her an explanation who didn't want to come on air. So Babs, go for it. Yeah, so Steve called and I'm going to try my best to do this because it is quite confusing. So if it is cold outside, it's a cold day and you want it to be hot, so you put it on

16 degrees heat, it's going to push out warm air to make it hot, obviously because it's going to be cold, colder inside because it's cold and then it's flipped the other way. Isn't that what I said? You know I love to run with a tangent duck. I'd sit with this for two hours but Kieran is waiting patiently. That was pretty good Barbz, you did well. You can tell the nerves in her voice. You could.

Hey Kieran, what are you making all the aircon drama? Mate, it's wrong. At the end of the day, you walk into a room and it says 15 degrees, but it's pumping out hot air. It's always hotter than 15 degrees. It's wrong. That's right. 15 degrees isn't hot.

It makes no sense. It's not. It does. So how can it do that? You're on our level. You get it, Kieran. You get it. You're drinking from the cool edge. Yeah, man. You're ready to win $10,000 my friend. Oh, give it a go What uh what's inspiring you what's motivating you today?

I've just been told of me to spend a couple of grand on my car so I'll hopefully get a new one. Okay, alright. Let's do it. Let's get him some new wheels. A brand new car for young Kieran. Well, it's a solid letter for you. The letter you're going to work with is R. Ooh. R for Renault. Renault. Maybe you'd like to look at those cars, okay?

Alright, sounds good. Very good. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter R, we need you to name a band. The Remains. A drink. Pass. An athlete. Pass.

A TV show. Pass. A beauty brand. Revlon. Something round. A beauty brand. A beauty brand. A beauty brand.

A beauty brand. A beauty brand. A beauty brand. A beauty brand. A beauty brand. A beauty brand. Revlon. Something round. Pass. A car part. No, I'm done. Something a baby uses? Rattle.

Yeah, rattle! I love it how we passed on athlete and TV show but we nailed beauty brands. Revlon without missing a beat. Look Kieran you got yourself three so a drink could have been Red Bull, an athlete Roger Federer, Raphael Madalas a few, a TV show, Rick and Morty, Rugrats, Riverdale, something round could have been a ring and a car part the old radiator. Look you don't go away empty handed. $100 to spend at Freshwater Farm which is body care made for the whole family it's all yours. Awesome thank you very much guys.

Thanks for getting involved in the show Kieran have a great day. No you too. Thank you. We do play again eight o'clock ten thousand dollars. Jess and Ducco. It's just a quick aircon update like I know we spend a lot of time on it. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Someone texted in saying dry setting on aircon. Cause we were talking about that a little bit. What does it do? It takes the humidity out of the air in the house. Does it use the sucker? Oh no, I don't know.

Suckers always use. I'm going to use the dry icon today though. Cause everything's a bit moist. Okay. Can you put it, um, can I come over? Yeah, come over. Yeah. Cause I don't-

We'll be like, oh, that's what the dryacon does. One out of here. One hand inside, one hand out. Let me come over. You know why I never use dry- honestly why I never use the dryacon? Because I'm worried about my sinuses. I'm like, is this going to dry me out? Yes.

Yeah. Yes. It probably would. Yeah. Anyway. You need the humidity. Yeah. Do you think it's got anything to do with your birthplace?

Because you were born in Queensland. I was born in Perth, you know. Where are you? I forget. I didn't know that. Pardon me, I forget that. I was born in Perth, but I moved to Queensland when I was a baby. So really, I've never been to Perth.

You were raised. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your passport says Perth. It does, it says Super Yaku. It is a wig out. I've never, like, I don't wig out. It is a wig out. I've never, like, I don't know it. It is weird.

I kind of feel like I don't know who I am. Dad! Who am I? Identity crisis. What I was gonna say, let's say where you're raised, North Queensland, the North. King of the North. King of the North.

Much wetter, more humid. I'm used to it. So now you can't handle non-humid. So you shouldn't use the dry setting. If we had any new listeners today, we've lost them. Or do they feel seen? It's Jess and Ducco. Right now there is a stay at home mom who is trending online, Ducco.

She's upwards of 4.4 million views on her recent post on the TikTokky. She has called this thing a supplement to her normal lunches. It's a way of eating and more specifically a way of getting more good stuff into her body. She's obviously very time poor. She's juggling a busy household. So she's come up with a trend, a lazy girl hack to eat more greens specifically. Right. She calls it dinosaur time.

Oh yes. And this is Talata explaining what's up. I've been trying to eat more greens with every meal recently, and I figured out like the best life hack for me that works for me. And so I thought I'd show you. I call it dinosaur time and this is what it looks like. She has a packet of spinach, she's taken a giant fistful and she just shoves it in her mouth and like... Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, do not follow me for more lifestyle tips. Like a brontosaurus, Ducco. She just shovels these greens in and chews, chews, chews till she can swallow it and she feels like I've ticked off my greens for the day.

The comments, thousands of comments. You've just changed the game, girlfriend. I hate greens. I hate spinach. I hate eating veg this way. I can just shove them in and it's over in 60 seconds. Are going to take longer than 60 seconds to shuffle in all those like spinach leaves. She's got dry spinach as well. So it's not like, you know how when you wilt spinach in a pan, you could do the whole packet, but then you're left with what looks like three. Maybe cook it down.

Cook it or blend it in something and then you can drink it. But I think her idea is that's cooking. That takes time. So she just wants to get it done. She didn't even, I mean, to be fair, you know, some of those packets say washed, ready to eat. My mum always said always re-wash. But she looks like she's literally opened the bag and shovels it in. Now for someone whose diet is not amazing in terms of the variety of food I eat, I saw this and went, could I do this with a whole salmon? Would you eat many like...

Like I've got no issue with fruit and veg. I actually do have quite a good... I was going to say, yeah, would you eat many fruit and veg? No, no, fruit and veg, I've got no issue. So I was trying to apply this for my lacking like... I see, salmon. Like I'm trying to get more fatty fish in my diet. Yeah. It's a good way. Well, allegedly about Alzheimer's, whatever.

So I'm like, I need more fish, but it freaks me out. Yeah. Why don't we, we'll have to try it with you with salmon then. Could I? Dinosaur time. I think so. Like a fillet? I don't know.

I don't know fish well enough. You're going to have to cook it though to then eat it. So there's going to be a bit of admin in that. The only salmon I have actually eaten is raw. And that's what turned me off, I I think because it was so fleshy. But I went what else can we apply dinosaur time to if there's something in your diet that's lacking. Yeah. Don't dinosaur time donuts I don't think that's what her point is. Right. But for other things this inspired me. Yeah. Yeah I mean go test it out with salmon. I've seen professional athletes do this who

don't eat enough greens. They'll get a bag of spinach and just get that to get their intake in. Yes, yeah, just to tick a box. Yeah. Some nutritionists and gastroenterologists have commented being like, you shouldn't put that much in your mouth at one time. Like genuinely your stomach now digesting it. But hey, if it's to get your greens in, you find a way.

You gotta do what you gotta do. A lot of parents saying this works for my toddler now who refuses to eat greens. I say, DINOSAUR TIME! Oh, and they think it's fun. And they think it's fun and a game. Which is what I need. I think I need to make these yucky foods a bit more of a game. Yeah, okay.

What's this? This is fun. Is this a dinosaur? Barney! Of course! Yeah, you put this on, eat some greens. Is this a dinosaur? Barney! Of course! Yeah, you put this on, eat some greens. I could hold a pelican of salmon and there I go.

Offset dementia. You're good to go. It's a win-win. Jess and Ducco Guys, I thought we could have a bit of fun for a Friday. I've been listening to a friend of mine. She's a channel nine journalist, very smart, very successful journalist who is covering the big story out of Victoria, the mushroom lunch trial.

Not only is she doing that on the television, but she also has done a podcast. It's a pretty up to date pod where she leaves the courtroom, sits down and records and gets that information to the public. But this is a friend of mine, as I said, and one thing that's really stuck out to me listening to Penny's podcast is the journo voice, the news reader voice that she can dip in and out of. Yeah, well you know my dad's a journalist, was for years on a co-fare. You've grown up with the news reader voice, Dachau.

Well he talks to me and then we go out and he talks to someone else or he does his news voice, he just slips into it and I'm like, what the hell happened? Where did dad go? It's not even about cadence and rhythm, it genuinely feels like it's an accent. It is, it's a complete new voice. Totally, and you know Penny's a bit of a larrikin', like your dad in everyday conversation, you go, that's normal talking. But then they put on this rhythm.

Yeah, it's like the rhythm. The cadence is off. When your dad did his journalism degree, was it a part of the course to learn how to do that? No, it wasn't. I've asked him about it before. He says he reckons nowadays they're going bigger and bigger with the voice than what they used to. I really want to ask, but I don't want it to sound insulting. Yeah. Why do you do it like that? Is it a psychology thing? When broadcasting and TV started it was almost like we were mimicking the British so we were very proper mimicking the British and the tonight's news on the broadcasters

it was very that and then that's just sort of turned into... And it's turned up the volume in terms of how dramatic some of the journos really take it. So I just thought, I know we all sit down and watch the nightly news, and we're all across those news, particularly the young one, Babs. Who can turn on that newsreader voice the best or most accurately? Now, Ducco, having your dad,

do you wanna kick us off maybe? Sure, if you want. Sure, now I found some headlines. These are genuine, genuine news stories from across Australia. No word of a lie, these are not made up. So we've got our hit news. We've got like this then. So I'll play that and then we can read our stories. Perfect.

Okay. A northern Territory woman has narrowly avoided being hit in the head by fresh kangaroo testicles. When a group of kites circling above her property dropped the fury sack onto her driveway, causing her a skip of a time. Very good. I mean, I grew up with it in the household. It's a mimic of my dad. You go a deeper. Yeah, the nasal and the depth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's always going to be a pun, you know what I mean? Absolutely. Yeah. Okay, who's going next? I can go next. Alright, here we go. Check out my flaps, says Peter Pedro Rogers. Local man uses thongs as replacement mud flaps on his beloved ute after his were rooted. Ah, the NT news, eh? Check out my flaps. Only an NT. All I had to type in was crazy

Australian news stories and the first ten results were from the NT time. Yeah, how good. They keep giving. Good nasal-ness. Yeah thank you. Spoke from the diaphragm. Yeah yeah. Chai guy, do you want to have a go? Sure. Here we go. Alright. Animal welfare crews have responded to reports of mysterious headless creatures hanging in a tree with locals afraid to open windows. They found the dangerous creature was actually a croissant.

See, Shy Guy sounded the most like Shy Guy, but his voice was different. Yeah. It was a bit, it was more like the AI fuel watch. Yeah. That guy. I love that guy. You're right. You were the most natural,

and thus the least newsreader-y. I can see you being a newsreader. I'm being a casual newsreader. Being a casual one, like the one who goes out and does bus prices and stuff. Yeah. I'm like Jack on the Today Show. Exactly.

You got a bit of Jack in you. Yeah, but that's you having to deal with people in real life. I just can't see you doing that. All right, Babs, bring it home. Oh, here we go. The best news ever. He was left a dump instead of a tip. Taxi drivers crapped night out as passenger offloads massive steamer in the footwell of

his car during his drive home. That's good, Babs. That's good. That's good. You did sound different. I think the young ones are just themselves. You and I are really... Babs sounds like she's on the briefing podcast. Yeah, you did sound a bit like that. Yeah. Hello, watch out Tom Tilly. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Jess ando's. What's the threesome?

Hi guys, gonna give us three things. We have to tell him what they have in common, I guess. What is the threesome? It's always tough to find the thread sometimes. Absolutely. I've made them a bit easier this week. Oh, I think I have. OK. Because last week's secret organisations with hidden agendas.

Yeah. That was a little difficult, wouldn't you say? I would say it was pretty tough. Yeah, it was a pretty tough carry. So I'm glad you've taken your foot off the gas. Yeah, we'll see how we go. So first question, The Office, Parks and Recreation, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

American sitcoms? Comedy shows, American comedy sitcoms. Hidden organizations. Keep going, you're close. Uh, in an office. What's the last one? Parks and Rec. And Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Team, team scenario sitcoms? Work sitcoms? Work sitcoms, not quite. You're close. Oh, something to do with the team. Style did you say? Oh, mockumentary?

Yes, Babs. Oh, mockumentary. I don't know if you'd call Brooklyn Nine-Nine. No, Brooklyn Nine-Nine is not a mockumentary. There's no pieces to camera. Negative. Well, that's not my fault. Whose fault is it?

If you say AI, I will recap you. It's not AI, no. And Wikipedia, anyway. There you go, mate. It's someone else who's typed ad. Wikipedia. Anyway. There you go mate! It's someone else who's typed that into Wikipedia! Anyway. That's what we're doing our research. Point to Babs. Alaska. See the thing about this game

is there's no rules. There is no rules. It's really just, it's what the shark eye feels in that moment. Yeah. If I think you're right, you're right. Yeah. It's like life, mate. Just vibe it out. Yeah. Alaska, Texas, California. American States. Stakes in America. Yeah. Yeah. It's like life, right? It's just vibrate out. Yeah. Alaska, Texas, California, American America. Oh, they are. But that's not the answer.

Alaska, Texas and California. Alaska. I mean, they're kind of hot. Do they have something to do with the animals? Part of their flag? It can't be too deep because it is. Shaka's not huge into American. Yeah, you're right. He's looked at Wikipedia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Texas, Alaska. Do they contain an A? Texas. They do, but that's not what into American- Yeah, you're right. He's looked at Wikipedia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Texas, Alaska. Do they contain an A?

Texas? They do, but that's not what I'm looking for. Texas, Alaska. So is the last one? And California. Are they the three largest states in America? They are the three largest states in America. There you go. Alaska being the biggest.

There you go. The reward is we're working it out, isn't it? It is. You know what it is? It's Shy Guy Dips. You've got to speak Shy Guy names. You really do. You kinda do? Yeah. A lemon, a lime, and an orange Shy Guy Names. You really do. You kinda do? Yeah. A lemon, a lime, and an orange. Citrus fruit.

Yes, yes. Ooh. Alright. Next one. A zipper, a chainsaw, and a crocodile. Teeth. Things with teeth. Teeth.

Yeah, I'll give that the ducko. Thank you. Alright, a key, a map, and a password. Ooh, treasure. Pirates. Security. Lock and key, pirate, key. Map protection. Key, a map and a password. Ooh, treasure. Pirates. Security. Lock and key, pirate, key. Map protection.

Key, map and? Passcode. A key, a map and a passcode. Open? A combination. Did you get in there? Key, a map. It provides an opening to the thing.

Like a key will open the door. Passcode opens the door. I'll give that to you, it unlocks. Unlocks, yeah. Open, unlocks. I'll give thatcode opens the key. I'll give that to you. It unlocks. Unlocks? Yeah. Open unlocks. I'll give that to you. It provides an opening to the thing. It does open. It does open. So, okay. Uh jpeg png and a gif file. File format. Yes, there I'll give that to ducko. He said files. So Babs on one, Ducko on two, Jess on three. Batman, Iron Man, Green Arrow.

Superheroes. No. Ooh, Batman. DC superheroes. Vigilantes. Ooh, Batman, Iron Man, and? Green Arrow. They're real people.

Who have had their masks. All men who've turned into masked vigilantes. Yeah, he said. Yeah, I had superheroes without super powers. They're ordinary people. What's green arrow? He's the... What's he do? What's his power? He's got an arrow. He just like kills people. Does he have nothing super about him? Just he's really good with the bow and arrow. Is that Hawkeye? Who is green arrow? Who the hell is that guy? Anyway, we'll push on one more question. I don't know. I've never seen that guy.

It's a good show. Is it? Oh, the show? You just couldn't tell us what he does though, even though you've seen the show? It's been a while. Alright, one more. Versace, Fendi, Valentino. Ooh, in Italy.

Yes, Italian fashion brands. Oh no, we've got to tie between just... I'm going to have to get one on the fly. We can never tie, mate. Never tie. I've got one on the fly. This is going to be good. How fast can you Wikipedia, ducko? Here we us. I'm gonna never tie Everyone is gonna good Santa Rudolph frosty Christmas characters

Jesus is also in the Christmas scene. He is! Jess and Ducko. Let's get to it. The investigation continues. It's been brought to our attention that someone is using spray paint and markers to tag the word Ducko around town. Same spelling and everything. Absolutely. Now we're just worried about it bringing your name into disrepute. Because obviously vandalism. Obviously. It's not okay. People are messaging me now with graphs of it all around town going, is this you? What's going on here?

What's going on here? Now we have learnt Babs found an anonymous source, did not want to be named. That graffiti artists often will just use a random moniker. They will just pull a nickname out of obscurity because obviously tagging your real name around, it can be linked back to you. But the name they've chosen is linked back to a real person,. Yeah, it's dumb. It can be linked back to you. Yeah. But the name they've chosen is linked back to a real person, i.e. Ducco. We ought to get to the bottom of this. How we can sort this out. And we now have a former detective inspector from the New South Wales Police Force.

He's a director of Precision Integrity Services and he's been a bodyguard for the Prime Minister. This is a person who knows not just crime, but he knows how to run an investigation. Yep. His name's Anthony Macklin and we are very honored to have his time this morning. And hello. Good morning. Good morning, Jeff. Good morning, Ducco. Thanks for coming on, Anthony. We need you here.

That's right. You're familiar with the details of the case. I know Shy Guy's run you through some of the analytics. Anthony, with the details that you have, I mean, where do you even start? Because at this stage, we're talking about stakeouts, but is that the first port of call? Where do you begin to identify a criminal like this? Well, look, it's gonna be tough.

I think the first thing we need to do is get back to the original crime scenes. We need to get some photographs, we need to get some measurements taken, we need to do some canvassing. So you want to look at basically a quick canvas of the area, who's got CCTV, who's got... you always need a good nosy neighbour who's keeping an eye on all the people coming around. Yes, we need an eyewitness. Great sources of information.

Yeah, okay. Now can we have an idea Anthony in your experience motive for something like this? You know, why would they be using my name? Is it really them using my name or is it their tag? Well, look, I think there's a couple of different options here. One of it one of it could be a name recognition It could just be a fluke, but the more concerning one is what if it's designed to harass you so you see your name everywhere oh that'll only inflate my ego I don't know who they're dealing with Anthony idiots but I like that okay

interesting this is yes we didn't even think about that yeah yeah we did have a suspect Anthony and it was our you know kind of part-time producer and a daytime announcer his name's Shortsey now he was the first person to bring the tag to Ducko and the team's attention how common is it for a criminal to sort of shine the light on their own work as a bit of an ego play as a bit of a hey did you see this? Look it is extremely common one of the first things to do in a large scale

investigation is consider anyone who tries to inject themselves into an investigation. So the fact that they brought it to your attention, the fact that they're known to you, the fact that maybe there's a little bit of rivalry there, a little bit of competition. He turned me around very deringing at my end. Okay it's a bit like who smelt it delta. Amen! And he denied it hard, you know what they say. Denies it, supplies it. That's the one! Yeah, gotcha there. Oh sorry Anthony, don't mind us. Now Anthony, should we be looking at the, because some of the tags are bigger, some are smaller. And they're in different implements? Exactly, would they be changing implements like some spray paint, some text, all that sort of gear, and they're different

sizes, should we be looking to see to make sure they actually match? Look, the problem is it's got a lot of publicity now, so potentially there are copycats out there. Oh no, have we inflated the issue? I didn't even think about that. There's a good possibility, yeah. Oh my god. Once you publicise a particular modus operandi, or signature as we call it, when you develop a particular style and you have one thing you do, such as a tag, then you potentially open yourself up to copycats. In this particular instance though, it's interesting that a lot of these artists when they're actually street artists are choosing multiple kinds of ways to develop their art form but also the random guy that's just picked up the

art is call it art call it crime has effectively just grabbed whatever they can get access to so it's very difficult to say but the interesting thing would be if you found fresh evidence you'd be doing a search to see if you can find the marker or find the spray can, etc. So then you can try to trace it back to its origins. We need the murder weapon, so to speak. Oh, we do. So do you think a stakeout is the only plausible steps next, Anthony? Look, I think the problem is you never know where they're going to go back to.

That's right. So you're going to have to cover a large area. But if you've got community engagement, I think you could do it. Dukko, just close your ears for a second. Anthony, from what you've learned about our friend Dukko here, what are the chances that the young man himself is doing it? How do I catch him potentially with spray paint on his fingers, blood on his hands, so to speak?

Do you have any advice? Look, I'm happy to do this surveillance for you. Great, all right, we'll talk off it. Cause I tried to stake him out the other day and I got bored, so I failed. So, okay. All right, Ducco, you can rejoin the conversation. I just came back in.

Thank you, yeah, yeah. Did we sort it out? Who did it? Yeah, we got to sort it. We got to dot all our I's. All right. And cross all our T's. Cause I was watching Anthony's training

14 martial arts styles. That's right, he's a good person to have in your corner. Anthony, and you've been a bodyguard for the Prime Minister. Can you be my bodyguard? I might need this now. I'm probably too old to be doing you justice, but I'm sure I've got a member of my team that can do it for you. Oh, I'm going to have to be a bodyguard. I'm going to have a private bodyguard.

That actually works on two levels, Shy Guy, because if we always have eyes on Ducko, it eliminates him as his own suspect. And he's now wanting protection. What's he protecting? Absent. Hang on, I'm a suspect now? No, what do you mean no?

Anthony, do you really think in your professional experience that I should be a suspect? Whoa, I can't rule you out. I still remember that. Jeez, gee! Anyone who's been injected into the crime, whether by accident or by... Does not matter. This is a lot to sit with over the crime, whether by accident or by... Does that make sense?

This is a lot to sit with over the weekend, Ducco. Thank you Anthony Macklin, former Detective Inspector, New Salaam's Police Force, as I said, Detector of Precision Integrity Services. You have been enlightening. We appreciate your time. Thank you very much for having me. It's been a pleasure. Thank you, Anthony. We're gonna have to keep Anthony's number as the case develops. He's always on. Friend of the show, Anthony. Friend of the show, Anthony, absolutely.

We're gonna need a show bodyguard. Yeah, he's always on. Friend of the show, Anthony. Friend of the show, Anthony, absolutely. We have a need to show bodyguard. Yeah, Anthony's the guy. Anthony. Jess and Ducco. We had a moment yesterday, obviously been inside a lot with the weather and yadda yadda and we've got the newborn and so the conversation, you just start getting a bit delirious at all hours of the day and we start talking about weird things and I was like, I don't even know how this transfer came to mind.

But I said to Morgan, I said, who, who's your best friend right now? Like if you had to, because in life friendships, I've got a good group of mates, probably five like solid, solid, like best friends, but like I can be best friends with one of them for a couple of months and then maybe the relationship changes and it's someone else. What's that saying? You've got friends for a season, a reason and a lifetime. Oh right.

But it is, particularly when you've entered a new phase of your life, it is funny how those dynamics can change. They change, they shift, depending on, you know, maybe it's kids, maybe it's not, maybe getting married, whatever it may be. And I was like thinking about mine, I said, who's your best friend? Think about, actually think about who's your best friend right now compared to maybe what it was a year ago and we both were quiet and thinking about mine. I said, I said, who's your best friend? Like think about, actually think about who's your best friend right now compared to maybe what it was a year ago. And we both were quiet and thought about it.

And I had like a mate in mind who I was just going to say, like, like, like currently just for life and Morgan goes, you, you're my best friend. And I was like, what a sweetheart. I was like, that is the nicest most beautiful thing. And then a couple who don't really celebrate an anniversary, don't make a fuss of Valentine's Day. I just didn't see it coming from her. She's got the romantic in her. Yeah, it was like, it was not on my phone.

She's like, you're my best friend. I spend the most time with you. We've got a baby, like, you know, and I was like- You're my favourite. I would choose you every day. I was like, I mean, second best friend. Who's your second best friend? Cause my first is you as well. But if I was choosing a second-

Like I couldn't be your maid of honour. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what I said. That's exactly what I said. No, her next best friend would be Florence. So, you know... Who's your third best friend? Who's your best friend that's not blood? Non-blood best friend is what I wanted to say.

You can't say Pam the dog. 10,000 dollars on the line. All it says in your way of course is the quiz. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. You can't use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question you say pass you come back of course if there's time. Stepping up today is Brendan. Hello, Brendan. Howpping up today is Brendan. Hello

Brendan. How we going? Brendan, I mean we're very well for a Friday and we have the opportunity to make your Friday and the weekend to come pretty damn special. If you win $10,000 what do you want to spend it on? Well we're going to America next month so hopefully we've got four girls and we're definitely going to spend the money. To our help with the special exchange rate. Yeah it's bad right now it's so expensive over there. Four kids as well. Well this is a great omen for Brendan Ducay because his letter is S. S for spending money baby. Yes. Okay how does that feel? You feel good? Yeah let's do it. Let's do it. Let's waste no time for Brendan and the gals. Your time will start after the first question.

Here we go. Starting with the letter S. We need you to name an ocean animal. Seal. A beer brand. Strasburg. A zodiac sign. Sagittarius. A ball sport. Soccer. A kitchen utensil. Spoon. A dog sport. Soccer. A kitchen utensil. Spoon. A dog breed.

Pass. A cartoon character. Pass. A board game. Scrabble. A condiment. Source. A city.

Go for it, just go. A dog breed. Shih Tzu. Shih Tzu. After the buzzer, that would have been correct. A city. A dog. Shih Tzu. Shih Tzu! After the buzzer. That would have been correct. You got yourself 7 with a question mark over 1.

The beer brand. Strasberg. I don't know it. Is that one? Salzburg? Is Strasberg a beer? I'm not sure. Do you know it Brendan? We'll look it up anyway. Are you just taking a swing? Nah, I was a guest but an educated guest. Yeah, yeah, it feels right. It does feel right. Char Guys,

shh. It's a city in France. Yeah, it could be a beer but it's not. With many breweries but no brewery with that name. So look, you would have got yourself Seven, Dog Breed you got right after the buzzer, a cartoon character could have been Shrek and that beer brand could have been Stone and Wood. Sort of after. Look, you don't go away empty handed, Brendan. 100 rolls to spend at Freshwater Farm. Great for the family, skincare for everyone.

Awesome, thank you very much for your time. Thanks Brendan, you have fun in America regardless. Will do, thank you. Thanks mate. Thanks for you. We do play again Monday. Jess and Ducko. What you thought was a great idea. Maybe at the time, We do play again Monday. Jess and Ducco. What you thought was a great idea.

Maybe at the time, maybe you didn't see the consequences that ended up unfolding. For me, I was taking a trip down memory lane last night, Ducco, when I saw a friend request on Facebook. Now I don't really go on Facebook anymore. I am just a hardcore Instagrammer. I never was one for status. Hardcore, I've moved away from Facebook and I haven't quite got onto TikTok. Instagram is just where I live when we talk about social media.

But some of my groups and the group chats exclusively live in Messenger. So frequently I'll go check just to see what I've missed. But I noticed a friend request last night. I went, Oh my God, that is not a name I've missed. But I noticed a friend request last night. I went, oh my god, that is not a name I've thought of. Certainly not a woman I've spoken to for 17 years since I graduated year 12, 2008. Let's call her Amanda C. And I think the reason we sort of- Is her real name actually Amanda or a last name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got quite an identifiable surname, so just in case.

Because I don't know if she remembers this, but I reckon she's still probably living with the consequences of something that happened between her and I in high school. What we thought was a great idea, we were pretty chummy. And I remember her coming to me with a concern about a mole, a mole on her arm, ducko. And we were talking about what can we do about it? And we didn't really understand that you could get them removed and pay a doctor for a surgical procedure. She had Googled ways to deal with it yourself.

And one of the ways that she had Googled, now I am not recommending this was to cut off the blood supply. If you can cut off the blood supply to the mole, to the mole, she read. It would die and drop off and you would be left mole free. If you cut off for a long time. Exactly. Now this was protruding. It was on her shoulder.

Did you say? Oh, the kind of upper arm shoulder. Probably skin tag. Like it was, it was of upper arm shoulder. Like a skin tag? Probably skin tag. Like it was protruding. Yeah, yeah. So not just like a beauty mark. So she thought it was gross and she thought it was ugly.

She thought it was gross. She's like, I want to do something about it. So I wasn't worried it was cancerous. She was just like, this is gross. No, no. She's like, I don't like it. I don't like it. So she Googled cutting off the blood supply.

Well, we're two, what are we, 15 year old girls? What could we do to cut off the blood supply of a mole? Well, I guess you could pinch it for long enough, but probably needed to be longer than a couple of seconds, even minutes. So what we did was we found a piece of string and we, I, because you know, fiddly to get to that spot on your body using one hand, you need two. We found this piece of string and I tied essentially a noose around this mole to cut off the blood supply. Oh, to try and really rip it off. Exactly, we thought over a while it'll be suffocated

from a blood supply and drop off. But she didn't wanna walk around with like a big dangly bits of string off her shoulder, that would be weird. So what I did was cut the string really short. So to make it invisible, a day goes by, a week goes by, weeks and basically a year. Well, I'm assuming 17 years have gone by. The mole has not dropped off, Ducko. So she is now just walking around her life with this piece of string with tiny little dangly bits that are now too short to untie or

do anything about. She's still got a lot of hair. Yeah, well it didn't work. Wouldn't it? That method is not scientifically or medically proven. No, did the string fall off? No, now she's just walking around all these, just with string tied around this mole, this protruding little mole.

She's still got the string on the mole. Yeah. Well, I accepted it. I was like, oh my God. And then we're going down. As we said, down this, I'm like, do you remember that time we did the mole thing with the piece of string? She's like, yeah, well, that never worked. Well, there you go. That's a lesson for the kids out there. You can't cut the blood supply off. Good brand of string you got. Yeah. What is the string you were using? She doesn't get to go after like half a day and go, what am I doing? But that's the issue. It was too tight around the mole.

She couldn't get the scissors up underneath it without risking actually cutting. So throughout the whole year, like year 12, the string was still around the mole. We did this in like year nine or 10. This wasn't in year 12. So the whole high school stayed on. High school. And it just sort of became, well, that's a thing. A man to see has this string around this mole.

Will it work eventually? Like I'm picturing like doing PE class. No, no different. Different Amanda. Okay, okay, okay. I was going to text her. I think even like doing, going to PE class or wearing like a singlet, like, and she, people could see the string.

Exactly. What's school formal? She wore a dress. That's the thing. She was, I don't know, maybe she wore a cap wore a dress. That's the thing, she was, I don't know, maybe she wore a cap sleeve or something. I don't know how she went on with this because we've not stayed friends ever since. I think it was the string around the mole. You need to message her now and suss out whether it's still there. And say

hey, do we try and get... Or is it vendetta, you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm living with this now, take it to my grave. Or do we give it another few years and maybe it does drop off. It just takes 20 years and maybe it does drop off. It just takes 20 years and you can cut off the blood supply. Hopefully she's googled some things now. She understands. But it just made me go, if that isn't just kids at school trying stuff, you know, it was before social media was really rampant back then. We were just googling it. The first search said, cut off blood supply. We thought it was a great idea. So naive, so fun. Let's play doctors at school.

Yeah, yeah. So what do you think was a great idea at school then? Like when you were young. Yeah, maybe you have the the excuse of youth. Yeah, you know. The excuse of youth on your side. I can say I was 14, 15. Granted some of the conversations we've had now in my 30s, I don't have the excuse of youth, but that specific example, I've got the excuse of youth. Do you have the excuse of youth? Or maybe this happened last week and you went, mm, I thought that would be a great idea. Straight up was not. Bad idea.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Or ask you, what do you think was a good idea at school? And obviously it was not. It was not. I was taking a trip down memory lane, girl I have not spoken to, I quick did the maths 17 years when I graduated high school. And I think it was because in our youth, and I have that excuse, we thought you could cut

off the blood supply to a mole, so I basically made a little noose out of string, tied it around this mole. Was that fishing line? Because that thing was tight and it didn't come off. I can't imagine we would have had access to that at high school. So I think it was just like needle and thread thread, but I've tied it so tight and then gone, oh, you don't want the dangly bits of string while you're walking around, Amanda. But I cut them really short.

So it was impossible to then release the knot. And I don't think it ever worked. We thought, oh, give it 24 hours and that thing will drop off and you'll have smooth shoulders. No, that didn't work. I thought it would be a great idea. I just love the idea that she had string on her all through her high school years. And why has she added you now?

Great question. You need to accept and speak to her and be like, hey, string, shall we? Hey, little stringy lady. Tanya has texted us through, ducko, 0488881069. She said, I tried to bleach the tips of my hair with just bathroom bleach in high school. Oh, when in the sick bay. So she's just found the bleach. We didn't have Google or anything like that. And no, it did not work. That would literally just burn the ends of your hair. I did the lemon in the hair and say in the sun.

See, at least that's natural. And then I tried, I tried hair. I remember the lemon in the hair and say in the sun. See at least that's natural. And I tried I tried hair I remember hair went purple once in grade 11 or something we tried in the summer holidays. Okay. I tried to dye it blonde. Oh yes. Did not work. With like a packet dye. Yeah yeah I just came out like a beetroot. Well we all thought it was a good idea you had the excuse of youth. I want my backstory boys look. We go to Mel. Alright Nick cut. Yeah yeah. Nick yep. Mel on 13 10 60 what do you think was a good idea at school Mel? Excellent Mel I did as a youth at school was blood sisters

Friend you would either find a thumb tuck or a push pin and you would prick your finger and you would squeeze it until obviously blood coming out. And mush it onto your friend's finger that they've done the same thing to. Yeah, you touch your tips. Yeah, then you were called like blood sisters. Now I work in the health profession, I think to myself, oh my God, what was I even thinking? Yeah, sharing blood with someone. Blood brothers.

Are you still besties with your blood sisters? Well, I was going to say one of those, I still have a friendship 30 plus years later. Oh, my word. It's because your blood sisters. It's because your blood sisters. You're also probably sharing a communicable disease. Yeah, 100%. But let's not focus on that.

Let's not dig down it. Nikita on 131060, what did you think was a good idea at school? Picking my belly button. Well, I didn't. My friend did with a needle and a lighter. Oh my God. You see that in the movies and stuff, and I've never actually seen it happen in real life. Oh, that would have been excruciating.

Oh, it was the fun though. It was, it was fun, but it was outside the office. So like people walking past and they went and dropped on us and we got a lot of trouble. I bet you did. You did it at school at his high risk. Yeah, but it was funner being at school. Did you actually have a piercing to then put through Nikita or did you just have to take out an earring to make sure the hole actually stuck?

So we took out my sleeper and we put back in plastic, but it didn't stick because it didn't go through enough. Oh, okay. But we got caught earlier, so like... Oh, God. Hello, Infection. Yeah, yeah, definitely Infection coming your way. I love it it's at school as well.

That's so brave. I don't recommend it, but like to actually just go, yeah, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Hit me, piss me. Hit me. Ellie on 131060, what did you think was a good idea at school? Hi, lovelies. How are you? Oh, wonderful, babe.

So, kids do not try this at home, but when I was young and dumb, I got a needle, thread, and some pen ink, and decided to tattoo my bits. And I am 35 years old old and it is still there. Shut up! Okay. Sorry, did you say pen ink? Yep. So how do you do that?

Oh, I'm not going to teach you. I don't want to try it. Ellie, this is, this is, I know this is a dumb question. Yeah. What were you thinking? It's a dumb move. What were you thinking? No, no, no, the question.

Okay. What did you get tattooed? Oh, Ellie, this is, this is, I know this is a dumb question. Yeah. Oh, it's a dumb move. What were you thinking? No, no, no, the question. Okay. What did you get tattooed? Ah, much better question. Yeah.

What did you tattoo down me? I have, I have the word babe. Yes. Hang on, hang on. Now, now let's dig down. Is it B-A-B-E? Or is it like a cross? Oh, how old were you when you did this? Is it B-A-B-E or is it like a cross? Yes.

How old were you when you did this? I was about 14 or 15. Sorry, we need more time with Ellie. Were you using a mirror? Didn't you have to do it upside down? How did you do that to yourself? Yes, I did do it upside down. My goodness.

And then every time you've ever had a partner after that, have you had to go, so look, I was 14. Let me explain what's going on down there. Oh, that is all time. You could have said something worse. You could have. Babies is tacky, but you could have. Do you have like parents or,

did you have to then tell anyone with authority and? I mean, who's going to look down there? You're absolutely right. Like who? That's's wild that's good Elise on 13 1060 something happened to a friend sleepover yes hello wonderful thank you Elise so I had a wart on my outer leg lower leg and my friend thought it was a good idea to give it a frosty. Oh yes. I thought it would kill the wart off, which it actually did, but it it burnt my skin so bad that there was a layer of ice on my leg and then that the skin died and I had to bandage my leg for about a week. We were sitting in assembly when I decided to take the bandage

off and the skin came off with the wart. Oh, hey it worked! You got rid of the wart! I guess that's what doctors do isn't it? Don't they freeze them with that gun? But those are don't know what a frosty is. You get deodorant and you spray it on the spot in the same spot for a long period of time and it burns you. Thank you, I needed clarification. I thought it was done with an icy pole. Yeah, yeah. Similar to the mole thing, you think I can kill this myself and it'll just drop off and I'll be left with smooth skin. And the frosties always leave a scar, Elise.

Yes, it's not long gone away. So it took about 10 years to go away. This is a great lesson for the kids. Do not do anything like this to your- Don't pierce yourself. Don't tatter your bits. Don't try and remove bodily tags without the supervision of a medical professional. Jess and Ducko. You know, we like to take a look back at the week that was. If anything, to learn. Yeah.

You know, how are we going to improve unless we look back at our week that was? Our flaws, our successes. Absolutely. What can we continue to do well and where can we improve? It's like we run a massive Jess and Ducko bath and we all just sit in it. And percolate. Percolating there. And Shy Guy's there, you know, he controls the bubbles.

Oh yeah. He's a big bubble guy. He's a big bubble guy. And if you get to hold the rubber duckie, it means you've done well that week. The rubber duckie is the talking duck. So if you're talking, you're holding the rubber duckie. And it's a little difficult because it's not one of those bars that are round, like you might see at a resort or outdoors.

It's just a long tub. So it's really quite weird. We're all in a train. Yeah, we're all in it together. We're all in it together. I don't know how it ends up like this. Babs with the spout in her neck. She hates it, but someone's always got to do that.

Someone's got to lean back into that thing. Have that position. Yeah, she's got it. She's been asking for a back pillow for years, but we don't have the budget. And she always wears a full wetsuit. It's strange but you know, we're not going to judge. You and I, we're a bit more free and easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay, the young lady to take her bubble baths need to be covered, dipped to toe. Yeah. But it is good we get these opportunities and Shy Guy. Are you happy you're listening

now? Yeah, just play it. Well what a week it's been with Jess and Duco. Jess' husband Angus had a little bit too much to drink on the weekend and incidentally decided to do a wee in the corner of the bedroom. It must have been one or two AM, Ducko, where he has gotten out of bed, stumbled over to the corner of the room, and then I just hear this. Drunk being in your room. He was pissing on the floor, Ducko. We've all been there.

And I've gone, I guess. And that snapped him awake. So he's woken up and he turned off his hose. And he was like, yeah. And I went, do you need to use the bathroom? He goes, aren't I? I said, no, honey, you're in our bedroom. He said, okay.

And toddled off to the toilet. We wake up Sunday morning. And he opens his eyes, I open my eyes, and I said, do you remember what you did last night? He goes, did I piss in the corner? Yes, you did, young man. Why don't you pop out of bed and clean that up? Thank you very much.

So on 13 10 60, we wanted to know, where boy go pee pee? And new rice cookers delivered. Steve, hello. Now you want a job in your son. So, just recently my son joined the Australian Defence Force and they had a farewell party. So at about three in the morning I got here, popped some pears, right, fling around.

I got up to investigate, here's my youngest son's best mate with Mr. Wobbly out and my son's catching said, you rhymed with one of our pots. And his best mate's patting the young bloke on the head saying it's all good though, it's all good. See! BJ, hello. My mate on a Friday night in Mint nightclub, yeah, his favourite song was on and he peed in his beer glass on the dance floor. Hang on. So BJ. He wasn't actually asleep No, no, he was no he wasn't even drunk man

He was just committed to the tune He was I'm not allowed to tell that story afterward what happened. Oh, I got I gave me the clear instructions Oh, it's a bit naughty. How naughty are we getting? It is disgusting. He didn't... Someone drank it. Oh, no! Yes, he put it on a table and someone tells themselves. Ah!

It's in the night way Morgan wasn't too pleased after seeing something on Ducco's phone. So, she saw my phone... Like, Instagram was up and she saw this person that I follow who was a girl and these photos were like in bikinis and what not. Morgan was basically like who's that? Who do you follow that? I'm like oh instantly when you see your wife see that you follow someone and you see the photos come up it looks like I'm following someone it's just like a bikini model and I'm like no no no no I don't I don't like that she's a golfer I'll show you the photos. She's hot as hell. She's the world's number one female golfer.

What's her name? Nellie Corder. But here's the thing right she doesn't post that normally she posts golf content I think her swing is amazing and her tempo is very good. Are you watching her for tips? I think sometimes a female golf swing has better rhythm than a male. I don't want to get too into it but that's what I think. Dig up stupid. The guys are always riffing on producer Babs's wardrobe so she decided to give JD a little master class in fashion but it fell apart pretty quickly. Suiting isn't at the moment. Suiting?

So wearing like nice tailored pants with like a jacket and a tie. Hey this was kind of the Met Gala wasn't it? Yes yeah yeah. So are your tailored pants with a jacket and tie and a t-shirt or a button-up? Either either but it's just the idea. I'm not wearing a tie and a t-shirt or a button-up? Either either, but it's just the idea of- I'm not wearing a tie with a t-shirt. Why not?

That's in trend. Yeah. Like you should wear that to work. Yeah. Gingham is in at the moment. No it's not, you made that up. Yeah, you just written me that. No I haven't.

You're just saying words. No, Gingham is in at the moment. Is it? Yeah, it is. His shoes are in at the moment. Oh, that's just- This is genuinely your wardrobe. You're just telling us what you wear.

This is her handwriting. Don't touch this! This is her handwriting. It's fake! Look, she's just... It says knee-high boots and she's written Doc Martens. That's not me! You're much puppies!

Oh, the blog! You, the blogger! The blog is... Stop ripping on me for my fashion choices! Well, that's it from us. If there's anything I should take away from this week, it's that I should pay a little bit more attention while we're on air. Nothing is scarier than seeing a red pea-plated mummy or daddy sports car or a nice Audi or

whatever it may be with too much, too much lead in that pencil to go. Nothing's scarier than that. Um, Shaka, what do you got for us? Uh... I didn't think of one. Oh, okay. Sorry. Nothing scarier than being called upon in a live radio segment.

Turns out I wasn't the only one caught off guard this week. Busy woman, hip breakfast, chest in dark, it's 8.41 Monday morning. I got nothing. Yeah, you're in a tough, tough, tough... Well, that's us, guys. Have a good one. Here's Ed Sheeran. There's nothing coming up, sorry. Trying to get a cheesecake sent to my brother as his birthday today and it's not working. So my apologies, I'll subtract it for a second. See you next week, rice cookers.

Jess and Daco. How good is this? You get involved in the show, you tell us a little tale, make us laugh, make us think you could walk away with the call of fame at as easy as that this week. You could win five hundred bucks to spend at Skin Control, Australia's number one selling pimple patch brand, empowering you to put your best face forward. I'd like to give an honorary mention to Babs's dad. Granted, he wasn't on the air, but I reckon he could have taken it out if he joined us because he tried to clear up how aircons work with a hot and cold setting.

Left us more confused. And aren't we all just so much smarter and enriched from that information? We certainly know Babs isn't. But there were some doozies this week. The rice cookers are always delivering. Oh, they really did. We let them cook and my God, yes, they delivered. Euron was a big topic of conversation.

Big topic. After I shared with you, my husband in a drunken haze went wee-wee on the floorboards. Did he feel better after we got all the calls for this? Do you know what's funny? Because he's had such a rough week with the child, he's actually missed a lot of the program. So he didn't hear me about when I outed him being in the bath. He didn't hear the wee wee.

So unfortunately, he doesn't know about the support. But again, thank you to all those people who did admit I've done it. It's normal. It's fine. I've done it a few times because it was intoxicated, weeing in the corner of the room, weeing in your sock drawer. So we did on 13 10 60, where boy go wee-wee? That's right and BJ.

Oh yeah. BJ dobed in his mate but has left us thinking about it since Tuesday. My mate on a Friday night in a men nightclub on George Street, Sydney called Star Bar. Oh yeah. His favourite song was on and he Paid in his beer glass. Yeah, and that was a flow riders whistle song

What did he then do with the glass full of I'm not allowed to tell that story afterwards what happened. Shy Guy gave me the clear instructions. He didn't summon Dranky. Oh no! Yes! I just love mostly that Shy Guy had set off air. Don't say that part. And BJ went on to say it!

BJ! He joins us now. You've won the Call of Fame. Well done mate. Hey BJ, do we have ya? Hello! Hello! Hello! BJ, we love your story, you're dobbing in your mate so much. You're our favourite caller of the week and you're going home with that prize. Oh, thank you very much.

Mrs will like that. Absolutely she will. Yes, perfect! BJ, did your mate hear that by any chance or did you? No, I called him yesterday. Yeah? You told him? And I took a recording from the listener app and I'll send it to him.

That's so good. Did he say thanks a lot for that? Yeah, he said, you and a a-hole. We love a-holes on this show, BJ. Apparently he's going to get me one day. He'll get you one. He'll call in next week. Yeah, you send him a pimple patch down as a thanks. I reckon I should do that yeah.

Hey thanks Benj enjoy your weekend. Thank you very much. Fantastic I love that did you hear this? Nah what are you talking about? Listen to this on the app. Very fun hey next week on the show yes we've got Alphabucks but we've got tickets to see the one alone with Katy Perry. That's right plus accommodation so we can hook you up. We are going to play the one second song game. We need carryover champs. Serious. Kitty cats. That's what her fan base has called you. Kitty cats? I think so. I mean, I just would like to go to see her horrible dancing and running around the stage. Oh, look, she puts on one hell of a show. Yeah. In interesting ways.

And it's getting a lot of attention on the... Ever since she went to space, though, I think it's transformed her... Yep. Her reality. Her expectations. She really appreciates Mother Earth now. Absolutely. And loves her fans.

Loves her fans. So if you'd like to be in that stadium, you get involved next week. We got you sorted out. Hey, hopefully the worst of the ratings behind us. Stay safe, stay dry. Hopefully everyone's properties are okay. You're getting through it. Big thanks obviously to the emergency services and all those volunteers who are going above and beyond. So we see you and we salute you. Absolutely. Keep positive this weekend team. We're out of

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