Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | That doesn't sound very hyped up...

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

Jess found some gold on the side of the road, Ducko couldn't control his own volume during last nights State of Origin and we play Wordie-Okie!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trying the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. I'm loving it. Jess and Daco. This is the Jess and Daco podcast. Hi. Jess and Daco, welcome to the podcast. What were you gonna say just now?

Back tomorrow when you wake up. Oh, I thought you were gonna say bye. Back tomorrow. Back tomorrow, back Monday. Back to see the mouth shape and the sound of a bee. We've been recording a bunch of sweeps because we're away, we're doing the show tomorrow away so then we can't record them in the studio so we're doing now to get it done. Absolutely. And I always start with back Monday, hey back

tomorrow. It's so funny because you have had to pivot from some pretty bolted on things in your career and some of them flawless you've never slipped up and then others like that you go hang on Brian I know what I'm doing now. You just go onto autopilot. It's always the big ones where you like don't make that mistake so you don't, but then the little ones that get you. Exactly. That 1% is that slip through the cracks. It's like when we first started on radio, I was lucky because my frequency, you just have to say hit 106.9, which is where it was. I was at Nova 106.9.

Shut up. And then I moved to hit 106.9, so it really helped me. Oh wow. I mean, I never had that problem. I've done your job once in my career and never again, so I've never had to work up to. I was star 96.9. Yeah. Which was always lovely to say.

96.9 rose. Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it, 96.9? Some of them don't roll, and you're like, oh, and some of them you don't say the point, others you are meant to say the point. It's like a double-barreled surname, like yours. Some roll off the tongue and some do not. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, it made it easy. And then when we, we lost our third co-host and I had to not, I had to cut that name out. Totally. That was the hardest one. And his name was at the start. It was. Nick JessandDucko.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's actually your brain and your mouth just forming that end to start with. Oh yeah. JessandDucko, JessandDucko. Yep. It felt wrong initially. Yes. And then we lost the 106.9, it's just JessandDucko on hit. On hit.

So all of a sudden everything I was trained to say. It was like the bookends just slowly kept creeping in. It just felt naked. And then I always just have to say the temp and where it was, like locations and temperatures, that out the window. Way to keep your brain firing. I'll be really surprised if you ever get diagnosed with dementia. Because your brain is just constantly being worked.

Which it keeps going, you know? Even under all the pressure and stress with alcohol is under, it just keeps finding a way to fire. Now last night you're on your own watching The Origin in your home. But did you have a beverage Eno? No I didn't because... I don't see you drinking at home. I don't really drink on my own. You don't have a slab of Guinness taking up space in your fridge. I've got a six pack of Guinness in winter because I like having a Guinness every now and then. Okay. But I was feeling a bit sick and I'm like if I drink tonight and we're going away tomorrow for our listener thing and I drink there, then I'm not going

to get better. So I just had some water. I had some water. I made my mashed potato with a chicken schnitty, homemade schnitty. Now talk to me about your schnitty. Well actually I bought it from the butcher. Crumb? Pre-crumbed, yeah. And it was delicious. And now do you air fry that? Yes, normally, but these were too big for air fry, so we just pan-fried it with the lid on.

Little shallow fry. And it was great. Yeah. From the butcher, seven dollars for two schnitties. That's not bad. Cheaper than making it yourself. And they were delicious and they didn't burn the pan or anything. Because that's always been my hesitation. My mum, ex, cotte de lettie in Italian. Yeah.

But she buys the breast. Yeah. She gets them to butcher it thinly, but then she crumbs, she does it from go to work, so I'm nervous to ever buy pre-crumbed, I went, they're not going to be as good. Honestly, it was not, don't get like, I never get like the go into Woolies and get the package pre-crumbed because that thinks I'm going to work. No, because that's been sitting there for maybe a little bit long, you want something

that's been manhandled. You're going to go butcher. Yeah. It's fun going to butchers, I don't go enough because obviously they're expensive and I got a wooly, it's easier. But when you go get a good cut of meat from a butcher. And also have a good chat. They've got opinions. They're passionate.

But they're the expert. The one time, remember when you guys came over and I made that short rib dish? The slow cook short rib. I had done that previously, but short ribs are actually quite a long thing and they didn't quite fit in my pan. I just happened to go, you can't cut those for me. He goes, it'd be my pleasure. And we had this full chat about the recipe and he had these tips.

I went, you've got to utilise these people a bit more. You love the passion. I believe, I don't know if it is still, but it used to be certainly the lowest paid trade being a butcher. And I've got to say one of the toughies, you're dealing with a whole pig. And in winter, cold, cold meat, cutting that thing up. Sharp, sharp equipment. It'd be a tough job to do hungover because of the smell.

Oh my God. Let it land the sights. Yeah. Blood and heads. I like the smell of the butchers. No, me too, but hungover. Didn't your sister really? Yeah.

Oh, she's, what did she do, babe? She licked the butcher's glass. Hey, your voice has changed a little bit since then. Has it? If you go back and listen to old Hamish and Andy, Hamish had an anoid surgery. So now he sounds completely different. Have you had some sort of surgery? No.

Everyone always sounds different. If you listen to us, even our first days, we'd sound different because you're nervous. So you naturally get a bit higher. I don't know. I'm pretty nervous now. Still? So the smell? Yeah. Is there anything? I know we've done a lot of smell conversations on this show. I like the smell of the butcher as well. Do we do superior smell tomorrow? Oh that's a great, there you go, see? Superior smell. What's a superior smell? For me it is. Oh it's not me, tomorrow it's me. Tell me your second favourite. Well you know I'm one of those gifted individuals that can smell rain. Yes, and a small pool. You smell rain?

Yeah. Shaggy, you can't smell rain, can you? Uh, no. Yeah. No. I have to think about it. Don't put him on the spot. He doesn't like to be asked questions.

Today, one of the great moments of the show, which I don't- Oh, you might hear it, it was in there. Put it in! No, you have to fucking put it in. Shaggy, we're just riffing about to solicit for Alpharck's sake, cool. So Shaggo goes, I was talking about AI doing the generated voices and Shaggo goes, I used to be the guy who'd get all the celebs who'd come in like the biggest celebs and I'd get them to say, you're listening to Hit.

And a little context, this is a man who so rarely offers us any insight into his life. Who starts with a story, yeah. I thought it was a throwaway call. No, but it was, I was like, that's interesting. Who did you get? And you go, oh, you know, I like your Taylor Swift. Well, not Taylor Swift. She was the only one I thought of. I can't remember who I got.

Because I looked at the log and no one else was on the log that we set up. So you told us a story about all these big people and couldn't tell us one of them. Yeah, but then I told you some off air and... I know, but... It's right here. Tell us now. Tell us. I still don't have the full list. The Lord was definitely there.

That's a big one. Little Mix, all of them girls. Yeah, Little Mix. Robbie, you said Robbie. Enrique. Some of the One Direction people, not all of them. Oh my god. It was just the shitty ones.

Five, yeah. Louis and Niall. Oh, Louis was my favourite growing up. No, Niall was the girl. Niall, how dare you? Niall isn't a shitty one. I had a One Direction poster on my wall. I used to kiss them when I walked out. Hell yeah. All five? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the first concert I can remember. Oh, actually no, the Veronica's in Metro Station was my first, but. Shut up, Metro Station, me too.

Really? You guys just been synced up again? Yeah. You're 10 years younger than me. How was Metro? Were you four? How were you? I was pretty young.

I was like literally like six probably. Her love for music started in the womb. Evidently. Evidently. Yeah, that's funny. I used to love One Direction and that's when I discovered Five Sauce too, cause they opened up. The Poor Man's One Direction. Absolutely. when I discovered Five Sauce too because they opened the Poor Man's One Direction Absolutely. Everyone needs a love of like it like I love Backstreet Boys growing up. Nick Carter. Westlife. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Who was your band boy band of choice? Sorry take ten minutes Get back to me when you're ready Maybe One Direction. I never wanted to go to the gigs or anything, but I like the music. Yeah, it's pretty good I could take or leave that Little Things song. Jesus Christ. Oh, that's their worst That is pretty bad. You can't go to bed without a cup of tea would have to be the shooters weary They were finding an invite in. That's on par with do you ever feel like a plastic bag for me? We need to lift songwriters. We need to lift. Their first album was good. Yeah, yeah.

That's why I used to go and collect them all at Saturday. No band like that boy band I mean where it's like four singers whatever ever lasts Yeah. Their first album was good. Yeah, yeah. That's how I used to go and collect them all at Sanity. No band like that boy band, I mean, where it's like four singers, whatever, ever lasts. Because it's impossible for the egos not to get in the way. For them to not evolve. Harry just went out on his own. Yeah, there's always going to be one that's strong. Like bands where there's like a singer, a drummer, a bass, a lead, they'll last.

But even that's tough. They're designed that way though. Like, because of design, the lead one always goes off solo. Or then Robbie Williams. Robbie Williams and tape that. You know what I mean? Back to our boys. Justin Timberlake.

JT out of Nsync. Yes. Beyonce out of Destiny. So you're saying all bands. All bands. Just singers. All bands where it's just singers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Spice Girls. Yeah. Spice Girls. Yeah. Spice Girls. Spice Girls. Yeah. Little mix aren't really a thing anymore. No. Because it'd be hard. Like imagine if you, like all four of us are in a band and we all sang and

Then we'd all sing equal parts in a song But everyone kind of loved everyone's like all but like Babs is clearly the best thing and you kind of knew it Yeah, but you're also going to the show. She's a period with our little mix The followers yeah, yeah, it's only be based on research And then shaggy be cutting over Babs's lyrics in the song and we'd be like drama about it Oh, yeah Into me my fights in the green room and she I'm well I'm there just drunk on stage and like you are trying to have an intervention with me. Yeah. Yeah, I think you had fun

What are you up to Jess? I don't know. It's your role in the band You're sleeping with all the fucking you're sleeping with everyone What's your role in the band? You're sleeping with all the fucking, you're sleeping with everyone. Fuck yeah! I was getting STDs and stuff. You're spreading herbs around the team. Wait. Jess and Shaggy keep fucking and we're like

Yeah! We're trying to keep it secret like Masha Brady and Greg Brady. And it's like the chemistry. You're ruining the takes. It's just like us on stage. Who was that band? Who was that old school band that all fucked each other? Oh Fleetwood Mac. Fleetwood Mac.

They fucked each other. Yeah, that's how I broke them up. Well Stevie Nicks and Lindsay Buckingham had an affair during the time. No way. When you say affair, do you mean were they with other people? I think so, yeah. Yeah, so he was like married or had a partner and they were sleeping together. And then the Rumours album is literally, which is their biggest album, is literally about

them all fighting and beating each other. After. Could you imagine if something like, we're in a band, right? Let's pretend we've all got separate partners, separate lives. And we find out that Shy Guy and Jess are having an affair. Yes. And it's gonna ruin the band and the partners. You're like, fuck me. But we've got a world tour. We've got a world tour. Guys, can we pull this together?

Yes. You know it? I mean, you would. You have to. Oh, for the money. And then Angus pulls us out, he's like, is Jess getting a Shy Guy? I'm like, man, I don't know, man. I don you would you have to off you have to give money and then Angus pulls his side He's like is just getting a shot. I'm like man. I don't know man. I know what's going on man I just see music now. It's all for it's all for the stage Yeah, that's the thing the audience the crowd wants them to be together absolutely the crowd kind of builds that relationship

Jesus lucky we're not in a band guys Lucky, you're the only bands that stick together the family bands Coors, Shepard. The Jackson Five didn't. Shepard. Don't compare us to Shepard. Nah, I'll take that. They're the two family bands I know, but you're right. I'm going out tonight. Meet you in the valley where the kids belong.

That they'd you run amok. Yeah, but you're right, the Jackson Five. Oh my god, last night. Who could have pegged Michael Jackson once in a generation? Tell us. Did you know? Did anyone watch last night Wolf Mother played the origin? Yeah. Oh my god. What the fuck's happened to Wolf Mother? No, they come out. I texted Babs, I was like are you full of his right now? I love Wolf Mother and I love Joker and the Thief and I thought the song was good

I thought he could sing alright, but like they look like the biggest. Let me try and find a photo. Now you're sure it was Wolf Mother? It was. And not Duff Punk. But we only saw one song on TV and then they kept playing for the audience. Oh did they? Yeah because when they're doing the commentary stuff you can hear them in the back and the fireworks are going off and stuff. I'm like show us this we've got a whole hour to film everything. Now Chanline had to interview former Olympians. What's that got to do with Origin? I just want to show you like they just look so lame. Like oh are you gonna play for me? Yeah you're gonna watch an ad first. So I just want to show you, they just look so lame. Are you going to play for me? Yeah, you're going to watch an advert. So I just want you to see the people, Jess.

How long have Wolfmouth have been around? Gee, since I was in high school? Yeah, I was going to say, probably like... 2008, 2007? Oh, you're talking late 90s? Oh, maybe. I think it would be mainly 2000s, but they might have existed. They got big from the Hangover Part 1 when Joker and the Thief was used in it. Are they Australian?

Yep. They're from Brisbane. Cool. Cool. They used to live in Paddington. Oh my god, that's where Shepard's from. Yeah. See, all the bands are sick to your... Oh no, 2004. Oh, formed. Formed.

And they were in that era of like that rocky kind of... But this is like proper music, right? Like they're writing songs, they're playing instruments. I can probably get this up here. Oh, no, I can't. Um, so this is, look at the lead singer. Yeah. And he just, you know, he's long hair. And then when it cuts to hit the band.

It's the aging rock the vine. He looks like a wiggle. And this guy, I mean. Anyone in a block coloured t-shirt is wiggle to me. They're folding that in. Like they're absolutely folding that in. It says on here that they've had a lot of shift in people in the band. Oh, that makes sense.

Oh, are they not OGs? Stop unchanging. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, okay. NRL fans slam Wolf Mother. Oh, you can't do anything. You can't win, mate. You can't win. They're tapping a goat.

And honestly, I didn't think he... They didn't just come out of a talent show. Yeah, I didn't think he sounded bad. I thought his voice was alright. Yeah, I thought it was alright. It was just average to watch as like a thing I thought. But nothing is good at a game. You guys are used to now Kendrick Super Bowl half time. We can't deliver something on that scale. What else is Wolf Mother meant to do? They don't have dances. They should have brought out those stick men. I bet your people would

be talking about the stick men. I'm trying to think. At the NRL final one in 23, I saw the Tina Turner musical and that was all right because at least she was singing. It's production. Yeah, she was singing that NRL. It's production. What was she singing? Simply the Best. Absolutely, the unofficial anthem.

Whereas when I have seen Shepa perform, it's just like the crowd just doesn't give a fuck. Do you think you need an act that you can put production around and not just pyro? You have to have dances, you have to have a light show. Our attention-pans are so shit these days, you unfortunately cannot hold a crowd by just doing your stock standard. Even the Super Bowl halftime show with Kendrick, which is one of the most watched ever and people love the clip so it cut up really well and looks good visually, but have you seen the clips of the crowd in the stands? Oh no. It's just

like they're sitting there like not seeing- I was gonna say, Wolfmother would be appealing to like the 50 year old guys named Dave. Yes. They're like, fuck it. Yeah, let's go New South Wales. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of them having a go. I thought it was, hit the nail on the head for that.

Like in Perth, Wolfmother playing, it was pissing down with rain. Yes. You know what I mean? I thought they, yeah. God that is- Super Bowl, like, so that's put on by the network that broadcasts it, not necessarily the NFL. Yes. It has to keep retention at home because they know the ground is going to go get food, you're going to go to the bathroom.

Yeah, you don't really care. So that stuff on the ground is for the viewer at home, not for people at the stadium. Whereas Wolf Mother was for the crowd. It was for the stadium, man. Which, that feels like the correctest, but I guess more people are at home. You know, you will add a John Farnham, a Shannon Noll. Hit me with a dust off Shannon. Yeah, play it safe.

Shannon Noll did it in 2007, the NRL Grand Final, with Vanessa Emery. That's as safe as us doing What's Your Favourite Chip flavour. It's just, it's really safe. It's a safe as us doing what's your favorite chip flavor? Like it's just, it's really safe. It's safe. It's not breaking. And then you land on a nugget of gold, like sexy voice Nick. I just said it off air to Shy Guy Ducko. I think you were talking to Shortzy who had just popped in.

Do you remember sexy Diego? Yeah, I do, of course. Should we get Diego V Nick? Ooh, that's not bad. Or not even to sexy voice off, just to get them in the room together. Yeah, just speak to each other. Just to speak to each other. Diego will do it. the room together. Yeah, just to speak to each other. Just to speak to each other. My pro- Diego will do it. Nick, I reckon was, we were, we pushed him to his limits.

To be fair, Nick really called to just talk about the chips. Yeah, great way. He was very, whereas Diego contributed originally because we were asking for Sexy Voice, Sexy Name. Yeah. So yeah, Diego. So Nick was- Hi, my name's Nick and they're really hot, it's sexy.

But surely we've pumped up his tires enough now he'll do it again. Well, I was heaps nicer on the phone. Good job, Babs. I said, thanks for doing that Nick. You're a real good sport. Do you know that you are the last line of defence? Yeah, no. And usually you can read a people a little bit.

Yes, before and after. Oh, I've got Diego's voice. Retail funds, public sector funds, corporate funds, self managed funds, and arguably the best industry super funds. Oh, this came three times. All right. Ah, it's wet week. Don't look at my chair when I get up.

And then, and how's this? And how's this? What about this voice? Shaga's donkey. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Shaga, can you work on that, please? On my donkey. Noaggy's donkey. Oh yeah. Yeah Shaggy can you work on that please? On my donkey. No Nick and Diego. What about today when he jizzed off on everyone like give me a groan and he goes like UGH. What was that from again? I was trying to wipe him up for wordy-oke. Oh you're so right. Yeah yeah yeah. It was a big show today guys. It was really very good. Really hope you enjoy it. Me too.

It's a big show today guys. It was really very good. Really hope you enjoy it. Me too. Welcome to Thursday team. It's not any old Thursday. Oh, it's wet day. It's wet Thursday. Wet Thursday.

The slipperiest of all the Thursdays to have ever come before. Oh goodness, yes. We are heading out to the Hunter Valley this afternoon. Chateau Ilan are putting us and 40 Rice Cookers up for an afternoon of frivolity, Ducco. All in honour of your baby girl. Yep. Yep. Yep. And I'll tell you what, I'm running on fumes.

Absolutely running on empty. Already you are. Parking on empty. We had a duckvention yesterday. Yeah. Cause I was worried about you, my friend, burning the candle, you know, spreading yourself over trivia, the Today Show, of course, giving us your all. And now little origin game.

Just kick off so late. 805 and the ridiculous lead up to it. You're like, can we just start this frigging game? Just kick off. Hurry up. I saw your Instagram story just this morning. I went to bed very early last night myself. Uh, heart rate.

110, 110 at the end of the game because it was like a close close finish and you said I was coming back and I was like oh my god no. At halftime you were saying you're getting a few messages from blue supporters going I'm going to bed. It's a blowout. BS. Obviously the comments between Woodsy and Billy Slater hasn't gotten to them. Yeah. Slowly creeping back. How long does it take you to them. Yeah. Slowly creeping back. Yeah, you're slowly creeping back. How long does it take you to actually calm down and then drift off? It took me, I don't reckon I got to sleep till near midnight. It took me, I had even people message me, but I feel like I've just played a footy game.

I was like, yeah, I was so like, it was like shaking. You see why people say we when talking about their sporting team? You weren't on the field. He's just riding it. But we collectively feel these things. Maybe I'm packing in the show today, but the reality of watching it with a nine week old child in a house that isn't massive massive. Yes.

And she can hear me and Morgan's trying to get her to sleep. And settle her down. And have you been told or have you noticed they pick up on energy? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. They pick up on energy. Yeah.. Oh yeah. Pick up on energy. Yeah. And I think she could hear this energy.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. This was just, this was the energy she was and the reality of like Morgan actually had to have a stern talking to me. So, yeah. Yeah. Do you know where I thought that was going to flow?

Of course. Oh, absolutely. Flow as well. She needed to just nut up and know that it was origin day. I kept telling her. Come on. I get three nights a year. She was in a onesie.

To not be a dad. Yeah. To just be a maroon, you know, to just really lock in. It was, uh, it's even worse because I had that last night late and then now we're away. I'm leaving Morgan and Flo alone tonight. For wedding the baby's head. You know what? There might've been something in the air last night. My husband also said, I hate when he says, can I do this? I'm like, please don't do that.

We're not one of those couples. You do whatever you want to do. Just tell me what you're doing and we can plan our evenings. But he said, can I go watch the origin? I went, at a pub, exactly. Obviously wanted a bit more vibe than what Lucina and I could bring to it because we're not huge hugely into it.

I said, no worries. He went, I'm sure she'll be fine for you. I tried to shower her 10 minutes after he left and our hot water cut out mid shower. So just this blast of icy water, couldn't get the shampoo out of her hair. I'm freezing my tits off. She's crying. He's at the pub drinking beers. Totally in a nice toasty pub, I'm sure.

Yeah. It's always when you agree to something. There was something in the air last night, I think. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it definitely was. Definitely felt that. Yeah. Everyone was trying to tell me like parenting things about the heat of being too warm

when she's worried about fully sleep suit. And I was like, I'm sorry, I can't concentrate on the thing you're saying right now. I'm locked in. What's the cliche? Man can't multitask. And certainly. Whatever you think's best.

Do you want to buy something? I'll buy something. I'm adding it to can. Can I do it? What do you need? What do you need right now? Munster's got the ball. Truly, truly. It was, yeah. And now anyway, so running off low fumes to go on to wet the baby's head tonight.

Well, luckily you don't need fumes because I think the vibe of the driving range, the wine tasting, the dinner, let alone the cookers will be surrounded with. We've been inundated. People are so excited. Yeah, um, there was... So excited to get a golf tutorial from you. There was... Jeez, once again, I play golf. It doesn't make me good at it. It sounds like about 85% of the people coming, including your three teammates here, have never touched a golf club. Yeah, yeah, it'll be interesting. It'll be interesting.

But hey, there's a club pro on site to give you guys a lesson, which is probably the best way to do it when you first pick up a club. You'd rather get it from a pro than someone who just plays. It's like driving lessons. My dad refused to get in the car with me. He goes, no, start with an instructor, because I might give you bad habits. So if we start with a pro, maybe our base level will be half decent. I tried to take my wife out and teach her. Obviously it's me teaching her, so it's a different level of like, I'm not going to

listen to you. But you can get up nice and close. Oh yeah, well yeah. I'll be doing that to shy guy today I'll be right behind shy guy. Just come on. Yeah, if anyone can loosen him up. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, I am. They call me shy guy swing lube. That's what I am. That's right You have a we have a wine today Yeah, I don't Will you have a wine today? Hmm, maybe. You don't have a wine guy. It's free, buddy. I'm not a wine guy.

Yeah, I don't think you're a wine guy. But that's why it's a tasting. It's always free when we do something. Yeah. Well, if you want to have in your bottle that we all get, I'll take it. Yeah. I'll offer it off to the best bidder.

Hey, big show though. The final of the Good Times don't stop. Alpha Bucks, your chance at 10K, 6.30 and eight o'clock. Of course, we've got that. We've got Wordioke today, because it is a Thursday. More chances at the Call of Fame. 500 bucks to spend with LSKD. Huge, huge times ahead to see us through to our event, which of course this time tomorrow we'll be broadcasting. Yes.

Very dusty, I'm sure. Yeah, well. Hopefully catch up with a couple of rice cookers who are there. We'll go hard early and then go to bed. That's a good idea. Because the rice cookers will still be up later, but I'll see you at six. They're not getting it. That's the reality.

Maybe we'll go, maybe we should door knock on some people. Yeah, let's do that. Interview them live from their bed. Yeah, I like that. That would be nice. Now we'll just send Babs with a roving mic. Oh, that's fair. Our field reporter.

Oh yeah. Is that good Babs? Can you do that? That sounds a little bit creepy. No, no, that's all part of it. They signed a waiver. No, if you're doing it, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They signed a waiver. Ah, hey, come on up next. I'm going to tell you a story. Not sure which one yet, but I'm's all part of it. They signed the waiver. No, they're doing it. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They signed the waiver. Ah, hey, come on up next. I'm going to tell you a story. Not sure which one yet, but I'm going to tell you something. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Ducco, you know that my husband and I are very lucky. We're popping off to the motherland in about a month's time, taking Lucia

Margherita to really connect with her roots. Italy. Well, inside the next 20 minutes, the one thing you don't want to be doing when you're in Italy. You're still going to give her a mullet to take it Italy? I think you should do that. to really connect with her roots. Well, inside the next 20 minutes, the one thing you don't want to be doing when you're in Italy. You're still going to give her a mullet to take it Italy? I think you should do that. I really do think you should do that.

Angus and I, let me tell you this, shall I go? Angus really wants to cut Lucia's hair. She's got quite the head of hair. Yeah, into a mullet. Is it Ryan? Pappenhausen, yeah. Ryan Pappenhausen. It's a great idea.

He is an NRL star with quite the moulet. But you don't want the photos. I don't want the photos of her like that in Italy. Can we do it when we get back? I don't want her to be a bogey in Italy. I just love the idea that her name's Lucia Margherita and then she's got a mug and she's going, get a. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm trying to teach her ciao. She's not great with her words but I'm trying to teach her ciao. And she'll just go, ciao. She's not quite nailing it so maybe maybe g'day. G'day. G'day. Does she say g'day? She doesn't say g'day. She says hi.

Hi and toast. And toast. Two of the favourite words that she says. She's my kid, man. One of her first words was food. My kid not speaking yet. No, no. She's a minute old.

Well, she's very advanced, Shaggy. She is. She's above her age and everything. Absolutely. She's tall as all hell. A lot of people going, that kid is an athlete. I think she photos taller than she looks. Funny you say that.

Do you remember, you were still in the birthing suite, and you sent us a photo of her foot. Yes, her little foot. Just propped up against, was it your arm or Morgan's arm? Yeah. I'm going, that's the length of her father's bicep already. It was massive. I genuinely was expecting to walk into your house when I met her that day.

Yeah, big foot. She's taking over the whole couch. Oh no, she is just a tiny little baby. She's, um, she's chunky. They've put her in the 50th percentile for everything. Oh, so she's bang on weight. She's bang on height, weight, all that stuff. But I reckon she's taller than that too.

She does photograph big. Yeah, photographs long. She should wear black. It's more slimming. I'll pass that on. Obviously I'm joking. But when we were way back in Brizzy with her to introduce her to the family just gone on the weekend, we were introducing her to a good friend couple of ours, Ryan and Cassie, who had, shouldn't have said their names, forget I said that, hearts early. You mean Brian? That's it. And. Bassy. It doesn't matter, whatever.

Do you want my name? Corley and Lophi. You can use those code names. Yeah, Brian and Bassy. They were coming over to meet her. They hadn't met her yet. And whatever. And now with a child, as you know Jess, and for people when you're trying to plan, it's

like, hey guys, this time is really good for us. So like two o'clock, come at two, and then you can stay and then you'll see her asleep and you'll feed her and whatever. And it's like, yeah. Subtext of that is two 30 is not good. Two things are good. So and it could slip. When I'm telling you exactly you get it right.

And I get it. If you don't have children, you don't get it, but these two, Cause you and Morgan, you were free and easy nine weeks ago. Yeah. And now you're expecting all your friends and family to be like, oh, they're different people. Yeah, yeah. But we're like, you know, we're trying to get her to do as much as we can,

fit in with her life. So we just knew for them to meet her for the first time, we didn't want her to be crying or breastfeeding. Yeah. I don't want my wife's tit out. Exactly. With our besties over. Well, it gets to two o'clock, no show.

2.15, no show. 2.30, we message them. And then we get a reply at 2.40, oh, sorry. Yep. We're on our way now. Nah man, you've missed the window. These two are notoriously bad and late. They rocked up at 10 past three, from where they had to get to. Exceptable. And I was like, Morgan and I were both filthy and I was like, look, they don't have kids. Let's not, you know, let's not ruin things. That's whatever.

And then as we get into them being there for a little bit longer and stuff, we realised the reason they're late is because they were trying to bang in their ovulation window because they're trying to have a kid. So they're like, when we said to them, they were like, Oh, he finished work. And he was like, he got home at that time. And then she was like, we need to go right and do it right now. He was a bit late from work and she was ovulating. So she was like, we needed to have sex on that window.

And then you needed us to meet your kid on that window. Because if there's anyone who doesn't appreciate the infancy stage, it's the, no, we're trying to make one of those stages. Exactly, we're trying to make a baby. Wow. I actually don't know who's side to be. I get it.

It kind of made it, but we're like, oh. You're both in the right. It made it, there was two things it did to me. First, I was like, oh, okay, that makes sense. I'm not as annoyed. Secondly, I was like, did you wash your hands before you touch my baby? Like you then came to our house and cuddled my child. And also just getting into now semantics with Brian and Bassey, we've had a 45 minute

session. Jesus Christ. It's not necessary. It takes about, it takes about 40 minutes from their house to my parents. Oh, okay, so it's three minutes. Yeah, yeah. Yesterday on the show, Ducco, you brought us the wonderful story of a Perth granddad. Granddad Gavin. Yes. Who went viral on his mobility scooter tearing up a local skate park. Rippin'. Granddad's you know, breaking bad, just doing some cool stuff. Unfortunately I can't bring you the same vibe with his story but it is a granddad. Take us to Italy first and foremost, please.

It was a no pop! What if I'll see Leo when we're there in July? Hopefully you do. I'll let him know you're in town. Please do. Send him a WhatsApp. Absolutely. Because you know all the Europeans love to use their WhatsApp. Oh yeah. You should see Leo's play picture. I'll pop down. I just wanted to pop out on the balcony and give me a wave.

They will. I'll take a blessing. Yeah, absolutely. Even though I don't really identify as Catholic. I'll take a blessing from the Pope. Why not? Yeah. We are in Italy, in the capital of Rome, one of the more iconic landmarks, Piazza di Spagna, the Spanish Steps, Ducco. The Spanish Stairs. Not the Colosseum, it's not the Trevi, the Spanish Steps, big tourist attraction. What's the history behind the Spanish Stairs in a nutshell? You know, why are they so important? My ancestors are gonna roll in there great, Duggo. Oh, you don't know? I thought you might know that. And isn't it sad because I've now been to Italy nine times. This will be my tenth.

Every time we go to the Spanish stairs because it's a cultural moment. It's buzzing, it's lively, you know, great little shops around there. It's actually all the way where the luxury boutiques are. It's a nice window shop. Yeah, I've been there. Got a actually all the way the luxury boutiques are. Yeah, it's very witty Yeah, I've been I have been there. Yeah, got a photo on the step. I got a photo on the stairs I don't know why. I cannot tell you. Okay, that's interesting. I also can't tell you which is really bad Why are they called Spanish steps? In the heart of Rome. Is there something to it with the wall? Is it a gift? Was it a gift? Oh now we're saying dumb China. The name comes from the Spanish Embassy to the Holy See Which was located in the square at the base of the stairs.

Spanish Embassy. The Spanish Embassy named the steps because the sea started there. It's in the middle of the city. There's no sea. That's because of its location near the sea. Near the embassy. And it says it's located in the square that you talked about, the Piazza di Spagna. Yeah. It looks like the Statue of Liberty was a gift from the French to the Americans and I'm pretty sure the Eiffel Tower was a gift from Egypt?

Who made the Eiffel Tower? Have I made that up? Geez we are sounding... There's a lot of gifts History you know You're our trivia guy Ducker, God forbid any of these questions come up when we do pop in I know, I know

Anyway, the reason we're here is because 4.30am yesterday, we're all waking up ready to start our show, an 80 year old American grandpa drove his Mercedes down the Spanish stairs. There's no road. They're so touristy though, like there's so many people walking down the Spanish stairs. I appreciate it, 4.30am, probably fewer tourists at that time. But you're right, Rome is like New York. It never sleeps. There still would have been people. But the kicker is there's no roads.

How do you get there? It's all walkways. Police have said, the policia, have said no one can explain how he ended up driving down the steps. Like they're not even angry they're impressed with how he did it. Pretty much. And the firefighters had something to do at 4.30am. They had to get a crane and winch him out. What? He was fine.

And what kind of car was he running? A Mercedes Benz A Class Sedan. Which in the images it looks like a bloody station wagon. It does. But Shy Guy assures me it's just like a little hatchback. A little hatchback coming down the stairs. Classic Americans. I'd love to see the car cruise down those stairs. How would it actually go because the stairs are so close

together. True, well good way to test the suspension of the Mercedes-Benz A-Class. Not the first person, not the first time a person has tried to drive down the steps. In 2022 a Saudi man was charged with damage to cultural heritage because he drove his Maserati down the steps. Hilarious. Guys, we're not driving around the landmarks or, God forbid, on the landmarks. Don't be doing that. Don't be doing that. And when the maps tell you to turn right and it's down the Spanish stairs, just have a look.

I just love the idea that Graham's wife's in the front seat going, I don't think this is where we should be going. He's like, I understand, I don't need to ask for directions. Neck minute. I can see this being your parents in 20 years. 100%. My dad, but my mum is also the person, let's just get lost Rob. Let's not forget about it. We're lost Rob. We are lost. We're in the Spanish stairs. The Holy Trinity. In the middle of Rome! What's going on? Tick-a-lick-a-lick, tolling-a-bump! Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10k Alphabox on hit.

30 seconds, 10 questions, all started with the same letter. Have to say your first answer, can't use the same answer twice, and if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. We're playing for $10,000 our player today. It's the one and only. It's the great man, Craig. Hello, Craigy.

How you going? Great. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to the gym.

I'm going to the gym. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to the gym. We come back of course if there is time we're playing for $10,000 our player today. It's the one and only it's the great man Craig hello, Craigie Are you going Craig? We couldn't be better Okay, so do you have a nickname Craig or people call you Craig-o Craig-os? I get Craig-o I get Craig-o a bit, Craig-os. Classic Australians. Yeah, I like it. Craig-o, Craig-o, Duck-o Now what were you gonna ask Craig-os?

Yeah I like it. Craigos. Craigo, ducko. Now what were you going to ask Craigos? Uh... Something about the origin? Yeah, no I can't remember now. The big... oh you pumped up Big C or something like that. Oh I like that, Big C.

I was going to call him Big C, yeah. Oh I don't hate that. Yeah. I hate that. You are running on fumes sleep-wise, Craigo. How are you going? I had good sleep last night. I had about nine hours sleep I reckon.

Look at Craigo. Solid. Well he's rested. He's good to go. You're brain firing to win $10,000 this morning. Yeah Okay, what do you want to spend the money on? I'll just probably spend on spending money. I guess have a good time. Yes, Craig. That's the attitude I'm going to Craig's place if he wins. Mate, Babs comes in and says, oh god, everyone just wants to go on a holiday We get it. It's freezing. They want to find the sun. Whereas Craig's like

Having a good time, baby. However that looks. Well, one thing stands between you and a hell of a time, Craig. It's the letter M. M for money. He's logged in. He's dialed. Okay. All right. Here we go. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter M. We need you to name a fruit. the letter M. We need you to name. A fruit. Mendarin. An animal. Mouse. An adjective. Maybe. A school subject. Mass. A country. Macedonia. A type of cheese. Pass. A mode of transport. Motorhome. An app. Pass. A colour.

Maple. A technology brand. Macau. A colour, maple? I mean, I don't know. Maybe there's a pantage. There were some creative ones in there, the motorhome as well. I had a fair few questions like-

I don't think we've ever seen motorhome. Yeah. Gross. Bonsai maple. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe there's a pant on. There's some creative ones in there, the motor home as well. I had a fair few question marks. I don't think we've ever seen motor home. Yeah. Bro, bonsai maple is a colour. There you go, wore that. How good is that? Look, you got yourself six-ish. There's a few question marks.

What have we got here? Maple is a soft brown hue with paper yellow undertone. Craig's a big maple guy, he's tonal. He's very seasonal. He's done big maple guy. He's very seasonal. He's done his colour analysis, I only wear maple. A type of cheese for you, Craig, going through them. Could have been mozzarella.

Come on, Craig. An app, could have been Messenger or Maps. And then you've got maple, the colour. And that was it, pretty much everything else you answered, you sort of got. There's a few to go through, but ah, who cares. Who cares, we had a good time. And we had fun. We did, we did. There's a few to go through but ah, who cares. Who cares, we had a good time.

Hey, we had fun. We did. 100 bucks to spend coming your way on fuel, all thanks to the legends at O'Brien. Thank you very much guys. Thanks Craig, thanks for joining the show. Hey, before we let you go. Yeah, yeah, get him, get him. Can we ask you just one more question?

One question. Shh. Okay. Answer it honestly, to the best of your ability. What vibe are you getting from him? No, I'm just saying that. Yeah, same, same, exactly same. Craig, I don't think you have a beard is that correct That's incorrect. I do have a bit. Oh

Craig we play a game on the show called to be or not to be it That's meant to be coming up next but I'm rattled. I'm rattled. Okay, just be right. I was hearing clean chin Yeah, me too. I was in ball baby cheer not a Russell in sight from Craig. Yeah me too, I was hearing bald baby chin. Not a rustle in sight from Craig. Is it quite the beard as well? Is it full heft? It's trimmed, it's very trimmed all the time. Oh it's manicured. Oh you're manicured then? Manicured, yep.

You are an enigma Craig. You are Craig. With your maple and your beard. You and your maple, yeah, your motor home, cruising down. Anyway Craig, that's all we've got time for. Thank you. Enjoy your fuel. Thank you. Thanks legend. To beard or not to beard is up next. 13 time for, thank you. Enjoy your fuel. Thank you. Thanks legend.

To Beard or Not To Beard is up next. 13, 10, 60. We're rattled. The cage has been a bit rattled. We need three people with chins. You got a chin, you got a chance. Chin you got a chance, let's play To Beard or Not To Beard next. We've got fuel up for grabs, we'll do it after Ariana Grande.

Jess and Ducco. How'd you get that beard? I grew it. How'd you keep it so clean? I shampoo it. You sound weird. Do you have a beard? We? How As you get that beard. I grew it. How'd you keep it so clean? I shampoo it. Yeah!

You sound weird. Do you have a beard? We accidentally stumbled upon this game. Yeah. Years ago, Ducko. Yeah. Well. Yeah.

Shaka was away and we got Babs to make the opening. I think we were just trying to make her do things. Totally. Yeah. But we landed on this secret talent that you and I both seem to have. Yeah. Being able to pick just through

audio whether someone's chin is covered in a beard. Yeah, covered in beard hair. And whilst we're not at a hundred percent strike rate, I mean who is? We were the first week and then we did a height edition remember, are you over six foot or not? Yeah, we were good at that. But I would, and no offence to your short king compatriots over there, they were trying to trick us. You know what I mean?

So I don't know if we'll see the hype version again because they were playing funny buggers. We're our beard or unbearded friends. Take this game a little bit more seriously. Yeah. But I would argue for the maybe 60 odd people we've met, we've probably got four wrong. Like the odds are pretty good in our favour. Yeah I think we're more wins than losses. Much more wins than losses, but we're ruddled because Craig who just played AlphaBucks was giving us strong no-beard energy. He just felt that way didn't he? You know, the old maple Craig.

Because we both agreed as soon as we hear a voice we form an opinion. Yep. Very rarely do we strafe on that, but we do ask a series of questions. Let's see if we can bring it back. We go to Josh on 13 10 60. Good morning, Josh. Morning guys, how you going? Oh geez. Instantly I'm feeling no vibes. Oh my god, see I'm rattled. Craig also. I've got nothing from Josh. Follow up questions. Josh, have you had breakfast yet? Yes I have. And what did you have? I had some cheese and vegemite on toast and a bit of peanut butter on toast. Josh, have you had breakfast yet? Yes, I have. And what did you have?

I had some cheese and Vegemite on toast and a bit of peanut butter on toast. Ooh, cheese and Vegemite and peanut butter, two different pieces of toast and you're running with that. That's it. Okay, so that now I'm forming an opinion. Interesting. I'm forming an opinion. Okay. Are you, what do you run with Josh as footwear if you could? Are you running with pluggers like thongs the entire time?

Are you a Birkenstock guy? Are you a croc man? Nah, thongs most of the time except it's too cold. Yeah. I can't get the dogs out in these chilly temps. Yeah, so Ugg boots then. I've got some slippers at home, yeah. He's a tough one.

Josh, I'm not getting a read on him that well. And Josh, what do you do with yourself? I'm a carpenter. See, I feel like lots of signs point to yes but I still feel no. Yeah see I was gonna say cheese and Vegemite to me is not the breakfast of a bearded man. Are we blocking it? No I think that's where it hard is. Josh. Yep. You don't have a beard. You are correct. Yes! We got it! Yes! We needed that win. Good job Ducker you sussed his vibe fast. Thank you Joshy well done. Josh thank you very much you got a lock in with that gut. Oh yeah you do. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS What's the origin? You did watch the origin. Hey, how was your heart rate at the end of the game? Did you struggle to sleep? I thought we were going to come back.

Yeah, yeah. Thought we were going to come back. He blew his nose. He blew his nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes sense in this part of the world. Yeah, that's fair. I'm probably the minority. Yeah, I was going to say, you've thrown off my radar. Do you have another question for Nathan? Nathan, Nathan, when you go to a pub, what are we ordering?

Jack Daniel. See, he reeks of beer. Yeah, that's why. If nothing else, at least you and I are on the same wavelength. Just a big bushy beer. Is that a JD and Coke, Nathan? Yeah. Yeah, you're not doing a straight E. What do you reckon?

Nathan, you have a beard. I do have a beard. Yes! Two room two two baby! Thank you for your honesty. Thank you Nathan, we appreciate you. Good luck today. We're going to Rob now to wrap it up to get a clean sweep. Good morning Rob.

Morning guys. Did you watch The Origin last night Rob? Absolutely not. What was on your TV last night? Not much. I go to bed at about 5 o'clock. Oh, because what do you do with yourself? I'm a courier so I start at 2 a.m. Oh You can't watch anything. What was your if it's not an invasion of privacy?

What was the first thing you were couriering this morning? Oh, yeah. I'm I do packages All mixed kind of packages I'm getting a no-bob. I'm getting a no vibe. Are you getting a no vibe? That's very interesting. What package needs to be mixed? Can we dig into that? Yeah, yeah.

Couldn't be delivered at eight. Sorry, what vibe are you getting? I'm thinking no. I'm thinking no as well. Okay. Do we want to ask one more question or are you happy to lock in? Let's go with the gut. The gut's feeling no, it's feeling right.

Wrong for the clean sweep You do not have a beard incorrect Rob I think is the beard how big how long And it's not huge, but it's decent god damn it just feels hollow now doesn't it? Sorry guys. Hey, that's alright Rob. You do not apologise for your beautiful beard. It was the gut that let us down.

You were honest, you were open. I wanted to play the height game as well. Oh okay, we'll play that, let's play that. I reckon you're sub six foot. I am. Yeah, we won! We won, baby! Jess and Ducco.

I think it's come up enough times now that when my father and I get on the phone, God, we get deep and we get on the phone, God, we get deep and we get weird and we get really, I'm going to say interesting. Well considering your first question you asked someone when you meet them for the first time at a dinner is, you know, what's keeping you up at night? So tonight when we're sitting down to break bread with 40 rice cookers joining us for wet the baby's head.

Yeah. I met a woman last weekend, the matcha woman, the woman who gave me matcha. She goes, I feel like I know you and lol you don't know anything about me. I went, all right, let's get deep taken. What's your biggest fear? And we quit. Got it. What'd she say? What did she say? She said something really hectic. Oh, did she? She didn't say like spiders. No, she, I'm sure she won't mind me saying. I reckon she'll love it. She said I can't fly because of terrorist attacks.

That's my biggest fear. I can't get on a plane. Oh, like she never wants to go anywhere. Nah, she still remembers being very young and seeing the Twin Towers. See 9-11? Yes. My goodness. And literally...

How does she go? She can't say she can't go anywhere. Well, she has been to a few places, but she's anxious the whole time and she can't go beyond... I think Bali's the furthest she's been. Really? Yep. Ah, that would be. So anyway, that's because of my father.

And now, tight. And Tegan and I bonded. And you've told everyone Tegan's fear. Tegan's driving to work going, I just gave her a matcha and now she's told everyone I'm scared of flying. Thanks so much. But what I'm saying is to bond with your fellow human being. You need to ask better question than, what do you do with yourself? Yeah, for sure. I just think you need to earn the right in the conversation to warm up to ask better question than what do you do with yourself and what's new?

Yeah, for sure. I just think you need to earn the right in the conversation to warm up to it. That's fair. We disagree, but it's a fair point. My father handles my finances. We don't have to get into it. Yeah, he's an accountant. Financial planner, thank you. Yeah, I mean, I would if I had a financial planner in the family. Okay, cool. It feels really immature when it leaves my mouth.

They don't teach you that in school. Thank you. I mean, unless you're doing that for your job, I have no idea. Once a quarter, my dad talks to me about my super and I'm like, bro, this is your bread and butter. Please work it out for me. I have been inundated recently with emails from my super fund, which I delete because I don't understand it. Bye bye. Anyway, dad texts me and goes, Hey, have you been ignoring emails from colonial first date? And I'm like, what's that? He goes, that's the super fun to me. Okay.

We could know a little bit more about our situation. But they changed names, their branding's different and their emails, if I can give colonial first date some feedback, they had different fonts in the body of their email. So you thought it was a scan? Thank you. Yeah. Red flag to me. Do you always check the email address it comes from? And then that's what how I, but it's so hard to tell. That's a great tip. This one to be honest had a few too many letters in it. They all were, they made sense but I went, ah got an ick? Yeah. And I'm not taking a chance,

I'm not clicking no link, just because you're telling me there's a notification. But dad texts me going, hey, are you ignoring emails? I said, yeah, but dad, I'm suspicious of them. Can you send me a link that you know is accurate because he can get in all back end? He sends me an email with the link, but then proceeds to write, this is Robert Faccione, your father.

And then he wrote this tidbit about a ring he gifted me. When I was back in Melbourne a few weeks ago, we were going through his old jewelry. Is that a signet ring? It is. And it's got his initials on them, but they're back to front. It says FR instead of RF, Faccione Robert. He wrote in this email, I gave you a ring recently with the initials FR. Almost like he's proving, I'm dad.

This is real. Yeah, yeah, nice. He goes, call me when you can. We'll talk through this super thing. I jump on the phone. I went, oh, dad, I love what you've done there. It's giving, you know, in the kidnap movies where the rants and the hostage takers call the parents and they go, well, prove it's her, prove it's them. I said, dad, if I'm ever kidnapped, what question are you going to ask the kidnappers to confirm they do have me and they're not just trying to scam you? He went, all right. And we've basically fleshed out these questions.

Instead of talking about your super, you still don't know who your super is or how much you're getting in there. We're on the phone for 20 minutes anyway. And what'd you get to? Oh my god. I can't tell you because then the kidnappers will know. See Morgan and I play a, you know sometimes when you see a movie and like someone's being kidnapped and they say like they've got to pretend they're all fine and they say like, tell mum I'm not home for dinner and that's the code. I want chicken catch foray. Exactly. So Morgan and I always go, what would our code be if someone was, and for some reason we came up with.

No don't you go, can you tell us? I love bubble gum. So I don't know how I'll weasel out into it. And honey, remember, life's good and I love bubblegum. All the best. Have a good night. And then she'll know She'll know. Code red. Call the police. Call the FBI. The Ducklands have been kidnapped. So it's always good to have these. It is. But I think you have to change yours now. Oh, yeah. Because the reason I actually brought this to you was should you and I discuss. Oh, why? Because if they can't get onto, the kidnappers who have taken you, if they can't get onto

Chris and Kate, your mum and dad, they'll probably come to me next. They probably won't come to me. That's probably what's going to happen. Like when I dislocated my shoulder, my wife was at work, they couldn't get onto my mum and so I was like, oh, can you just call Jess Fartioni in my contacts? And there's Jess like panicking the other side of the phone, did nothing. Hey, I was cool. I came and got you. I was first responder.

Angus came. Thank you. Well, they said your surfboard was there. I can't believe it. Hey, how dare you change that narrative. I saved you. You didn't call my mum. I caught your Apple Watch off you.

So they didn't cut that off you. I helped. So should we make it? I fetched your towel from the beach. Yeah, you did go down and fetch my towel. Thank you. Which I lost. Should we make it? I was like, I fetched your towel from the beach. Yeah, you did go down and fetch my towel, which I lost. Thank you. Should we make it my shoulders out again or something? That's the code. That's the code. And then how do we confirm it's you? You know what I'm saying? Like I need to know what's only something that only the duck man would know. Yeah, or something that you know about me that others don't know. Or even our listeners know, but it's like an in-joke. It's got to be so insular that the hostage takes it.

I know, I know. How many sperm did I shoot in my first ever ejaculate? First ever? Yep. I'm holding up fingers. I'm not going to say it. Oh, I see what you're doing. I don't want anyone to know.

You're right though. I know. No one's going to know that. No one's going to know that. That's very intimate detail. Unless you go real deep back into the podcast. Jess and Daco. Superior ability breeds superior ambition. That's very intimate detail. Unless you go real deep back into the podcast. Yeah. Jess and Daco.

Superior ability breeds superior ambition. What's the superior? What's the superior? What's the superior? 13, 10, 60. What we're trying to get to the bottom of today as voted by you, Chip. Yeah, Chips. This is a huge one.

You know, we're big in the Chip space. We are big in the Chip space. Even it's been battered up as Shy Guy dips chip You know we did biscuits last year. We should definitely do that. Cereal this year Chip was one of the most high vote cereal pipped it at the post. Yeah, chip was the next one Okay, that's next year Shy Guy strap in if we're all here again. When you think of aisles in a supermarket the chip aisle Humongous. Massive and there's so many flavors now it's hard. There's flavors, there's no's, there's even different vegetables being used. Potato is not the be-all-end-all. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I think I had a bloody avocado crisp the other day. I went how did you do this? What's in that? So what we'd like from you, 13 10 60, the superior chip. Yeah. What's the chip you go to? If you want to get specific about flavor, of course. But I was doom scrolling last night, my husband went to watch The Origin, so I was on my lonesome and a woman on my social media talked about kettle chips and I think she swayed me because I was going to come at you with Hoolies, which are relatively new to the chip market but I'm addicted to them. But she talked about a gift one of her friends gave her. It was sort of like a care package of her favourite things, but something in it was an opened bag of Kettle chips with

like a chip clip. And she went, you've half eaten my chips. What are you doing? She went, no, no, open them up. What her friend had done is bought about 12 bags of Kettle chips, picked out all the ones that were folded over, and made one super bag of folded over kettle chips, because they're her favourite. She likes the folded over? She likes the folded over because she said superior crunch. Oh, okay. And I've got to agree, the folded over kettle.

Yeah. Isn't it funny, because I try and avoid the folded over. I go for just the plain straight, but I didn't think about the crunch level. Come on. Okay, you're a good friend. Next time you're going through a bag of your Red Rocks, your Kettles, whatever, can you put your foldies over to the side? I'll have them, yeah.

I'll come pick them up. Couple of big foldies. Folded over Kettle, it's specific. But that got me thinking about chips. Is there a flavor that you're loving, or are you just going Kettle? Honey back to Ham. It's the only Ham I eat.

Yeah. See, you know I'm a huge Red Rock Deli person. I think Red Rock Deli's fantastic. However, my favourite superior chip that I will go to for comfort, the one that I will always go to, the mistress that never leaves me. It's got to be Smith's Salt and Vinny, a crinkle cut. I just can't go past it.

If you could have married. The S&V crinkle cut. When Morgan brings it home from the shopping centre because I get a little treat, oh my god, that gets me excited. And also, I'd just like to commend Smiths. You've got your lunchbox size. You've got your little, I'm on a road trip size. You've got your family.

And then you've got that jumbo mega one for parties or whatever that is. You go, thank you for giving me options here. Always. I'll always go for the jumbo. Yeah, 100%. And regret it. What's yours?

Gio? Grain waves, the sour cream and chives. I can't get around grain waves. They're the best. That's so interesting that you like grain waves. Of course I like it. They're the best. They're so crunchy. Should have picked it.

Yeah. And sour cream and chives, you said? Yeah, the green. I don't know if that's what it is, but the green packet. I'm guessing it's chowder cream and chives. Greenies always sour cream and chives, isn't it? Or chicken. Or chicken. Definitely not chicken. Babs, your go-to chip. Plain Original. Oh like Smith's? Yeah. Yeah I don't mind that. Plain Original. Crinkle Cup. Blue Bag. Yeah the

Blue Bag. Yeah because then you can put it with any dip. You can have a diplus. I just like that it's really salty. Yeah they're very yeah. You guys are blowing my mind. I knew you were you were an S&V man. Yeah I like S&V. Grain waves and a plane. For all the options out there guys. To each their own. 13 10 60 can we narrow it down on one what's your go-to chip? What's the superior chip? What is the superior chip? We'll take brand but you can give us flavor if you want. Let's get niche. Yeah. I'm waiting for someone to bat up a CC. Oh Doritos. Doritos in there. I thought it would have crushed CC. What's that? They're still on the shelves?

What's that one with the bell? The Mexican. Yeah, the Mexican brand. Oh no, the Mission. Mission. They're good. They're good. Hey, Mission are great.

Hang on a minute. Yeah, Mission are very good. Am I rethinking my honey baked ham? Nah, I'm locking in honey baked ham. 13, 10, 60. Jess and Ducco. Superior ability breeds superior ambition. What's the superior? What's the superior?

I voted by you. Sorry, am I meant to wait? I don't know, that blows me out too. It feels like we're dropping and then it doesn't. Because yesterday I waited and it felt like silence for a long time. That's a weird one. Then I talked over it and... Yeah, anyway, we need like an end to it. But a da bing!

Yeah, yeah, a little something. We're trying to get to the bottom of a weird one. Then I popped over it and... Yeah, anyway, we need like an end to it. But a da bing! Yeah, yeah, a little something. We're trying to get to the bottom of a few things. Yesterday, did we land on the Lorax as the Superior Comfort movie? That was the last one, remember? No, I don't think that makes it to the winner. I think we had multiple of one. I'm curious to see if we get this.

I think Shrek was the most common one. Oh, Shrek, people come through Shrek. Great one too. So today, we're trying to get to the bottom of the Superior Chip. Yeah. Whether it's for a road trip, maybe it's a little after dinner snacky. Yeah we're all divided in here. We are divided. Oh, grain waves over there. Which is just... Yeah. One of the best chips. Shiger was trying to argue, it's a sec... because we both

love crinkle cart, but he was trying to argue it's essentially a crinkle cart that the manufacturer just pulled apart slightly. To me, it doesn't know its identity between chip and biscuit. You know, it floats. It floats. It's also good consistently with the size. Unlike a chip in like a Smith. Oh that inconsistent. They're all different sizes.

See, but see this is, you know, to put us in a box. We like the, you know, the lottery of it. You don't know if you're going to get a rip up. You don't know if you're going to get a tiny. You don't know what you're going to pull out. We're a We're shy guys like I got enough surprises in my life. I nominated Sultan Vinny of Smith's Babs Original Smith's. Yep I was said honey baked ham kettle. The only way I satisfy my ham requirements is through kettle chips. Mick on 13 10 60 also superior chip. Yeah so I got two two, so Grain Wave. Wow, he loves a Grain Wave.

Yep. Yeah, but with cream cheese. Oh is it, oh that's the dip you use. Yeah. Yeah okay, I can get around that. Cream cheese. And then followed very closely with the Burger Ring. I love Burger Rings. I love a Burger Ring also. I mean nothing makes you feel sicker than demolishing a packet of burger rings But my goodness, they're good. Because they really stand alone don't they Mick? Who's the burger ring competitor? You're right. It's like eating air. It is. I mean a cheezel's in the realm with the ring Yeah, they are. But the burger ring's are. The burger ring's a top tier chippy. Is that it?

That's a great nomination Mick. Well done Mick. I'm ignoring your grain waves. Burger ring, good one. Tia on 131060, superior chip. Well I did ring up the say the Pringles. Salt and vinegar Pringles. But I forgot about tubes. Oh tasty tubes. They always get taken off the market and brought back on.

Yeah and they're really good when they come back. Great marketing strategy from tubes, like our sales are dipping. Let's say we're discontinued. The John Farnham. And all the fans, yeah. It's that effect, yeah. Another Ringed Chip. Ringed based chip.

Yeah, they do. We just got one of the superior ring based chip. That's another one. There's enough, there's enough to get through. James has called through on 131060 Superior Chip. I gotta go with the Burger Rings as well. Oh, hell yeah, baby. I did not see this coming.

There's a winner so far. Holy hell. The Burger Rings, what is it see this coming. Holy hell, the burger rings. What is it about the burger rings that gets you going James? It's a bit of fun hey. You can get married five times. You can suck the flavour off your finger. At fear of getting the cheesel people offside there was an AFL player, I'm pretty sure he's a Brownlow medalist burger ring. There you go. Fact check me shy guy. That's funny. He wanted his partner to pick the ring but when I really want to do it she loves burger rings. Let's do this. I'll do it with a burger ring. Geez that's pressure. Adam Cooney. Oh that's a good get. Fact check me. Here we go. Yeah. Hi bang. There you go. 2009 Adelaide. How good is that?

How's me, how's me AFL knowledge? That how's me? Where did that come from? We got a Mitchell on 131060 Mitchy superior chip G'day guys, I've gotta say it's the gold medal snacks pork crackles One more time gold medal snacks I've not had them

You would have seen them in the supermarket They're what are like Is that pork crackle? What is that? Yeah, is the actual chip made out of pork crackle? Is that just the flavour? Mitch. Uh, I- Who knows?

I'd say it's made from pork. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's lots of pork in that. You don't have to turn the packet around. They're kind of up there with the tube kind of vibe, I reckon. Yeah, it's giving hoolies. Yeah, yeah, very similar. That sort of realm.

Yeah. Ellie on 131060 was still was still winning with burger rings. What's your superior chip? Mine's grain wave but it's sweet chilli. Okay I can't believe there's multiple nominations for grain waves. But my dip is also French onion. Oh you do the French onion dip with it. Seems like a white dip. It goes well with the grain wave. Not to just eliminate grain waves from the competition, but Darko this is exactly the point you made. People are treating them like a cracker. You don't dip a chip. But I guess you dip a Dorito. I mean there's a lot of ways to have a chip. It's all very contentious. Which means it all comes down to the one and only Nick.

Nick on 13, 10, 60,. Oh, can I put two? Okay, well, that's okay. Not if you're gonna say both Grainwaves and Burger Rings. What do you got? I'm gonna say the Thai sweet chilli Doritos. Oh, that's so random. And then what's the other one? It'd be Grainwaves for sure.

Shut up! Nick is the purest pro-mine he's ever heard of. Also, how's his voice? There's a lot to like about Nick. I'm Nick and I really like G know about that. Come on, come on, come on. You sound good. Hi, I'm Nick and I really like Grandways. Whoa, the timbers in that voice. Oh my God. Have you ever been told you have great timber? Um, maybe, yeah. Yeah, I love it.

Well, we need to get an endorsement from Nick for, to play them in our show. That's actually a great idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fun. Uh, what can you say? Hi, my name's Nick and- You're listening to Jess and Ducker on hit. Yeah, that's nice. Do that, Nick, do that.

Hi, my name's Nick and you're listening to Jess and Dukkow on hit. And they, and they do great content. And they do great content. And, um, what else can you say? And they're really hot. And they're really hot. Actually, can you just while we're here, Nick, can you go, can you go, um, shy guy is sexy and then we'll leave it at that.

Shy, shy guys. There we go. Hey, thanks Nick. Sorry. The winners were Grime Waves. Jess and Ducco. We're in for a messy day, I reckon, team. It's wet day.

Wet day. We've built an event out in the Hunter Valley to celebrate the arrival of young Florence, Simone, Alan Duckett. We framed it as wedding the baby's head because we thought Morgan and Florence would come. They were invited. In traditional wedding the baby's head, the baby isn't there though. So maybe we're just being very traditional. It is.

Now they were definitely invited and Morgan's like, ah no, it's going to be too hard. We didn't want to take a new dad away from his wife and child. We wanted to make it a celebration. Anyone who knows my wife knows that that's hell on earth for her. Coming to this. You're taking me out of my space. I have to pack up the house. Hell no.

When you trouble with the kid, you need the kitchen sink to come along. Yeah. No, thank you. Speaking of, right. So we're doing the Wet Baby's Head today. So we're going out to beautiful Chateau-O-Lan of the Hunter Valley. We're taking over. We're taking over. So then we're staying there tonight doing a show there. So we're going out to beautiful Chateau Alain in the Hunter Valley. We're taking over.

We're taking over. So then we're staying there tonight doing the show there from tomorrow, which means I will not be home. Obviously tonight, tonight is the first night Morgan has alone with our child without me, with Flo. She's obviously a bit like, not stressed about it, but a bit kind of, oh, this is going to be weird. You're not going to be here.

She's got this, but it's much easier with two people. Absolutely. Absolutely. And then also Pam as well as another child there, Pam gets needy. Oh God, I forgot about the dog. 10 bucks. She has a vaginitis flare up. Oh, probably. Probably.

There was a period there where, where, um, where Pam got vaginitis and Flo had a bit of oral thrush from the boob. And I was like, how does my daughter have thrush and my dog have vaginitis? What is happening in my household? Are we cleaning everyone? Are we clean? in my household? Are we cleaning everyone? Are we clean? Are we washing? Are we all washing?

I know I'm washing, but I can't teach you my anatomy. Anyway, it's not what I want to chat about. Truly that did happen though. And I was like, you can't write this stuff. I'm not used to round up our ladies. Like lady issues. Anyway, last time because the origin was on, Flo's now nine weeks old and she's at that stage where you don't wake the sleeping baby.

And she's not sleeping as, when she gets to sleep, a noise can now wake her. She's very reactive, obviously, to noise. Her crying is starting to come into full flight. She's found her voice. Oh my God. Those lungs opening up. Like last night she was wailing and we thought something was wrong.

We were checking, checking, everything, doing all the steps, everything you can do for a baby. And you know, it's just, it was what it was. And she was just going, like, it was like that relentless cry where you're just like, oh my God. But, and then, you know, And you try every trick in the book.

You try everything. What did I see on TikTok last week that I could try? And you just don't know what to do. And you're like, yeah, they spit the dummy in your face. The nappy's been changed. They've been fed. They've been like gassy. Cause everyone goes, Oh, when they're that age,

it's three things. They're hungry, they're cold. They need a hug or a nappy change. Four things. You go, well, I've done those. I've done them. Now what? Now what, genius?

So it was just one of those nights. And obviously it was origin. And we knew that was coming on and stuff. Daddy's going to be out of action. Daddy was out of action from about 8pm till onwards. So were you looking at the clock going, this needs to settle down soon. Yeah, yeah. And we got her down pre-dinner and then the minute you eat your dinner she wakes up and

whatever. Morgan knew it was Origin night and she's like, it's all cool, I'll handle it. Then Morgan's in there, she finally gets her down, Origin starts, Morgan's in the nursery with her trying to get it down And our house isn't like enormous so you can sort of still hear it's all one level You can still hear each other from the TV room where is and I am the classic stressed Really stressed footy watcher where like I'll I'll get up and I'll pace and then I'll slap like I just I just do that No reason like good or bad. I'm like I just do that and make noises so even though your volume was probably appropriate

from the television yeah yeah yeah you yourself I was always the TV was down but I was loud and the captions I literally clap and Morgan goes you've just woken her up like yells at me like can you pick it I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I think and then Queensland when Queensland, they go on a try score tie-rad in that first half. I'm going, and I'm like trying to nullify it. Morgan's like, Dachos, shut up. And then, and then it comes out at half time. And I'm like, well, you know, I'm pretty happy at that stage.

You're going high stress. And she comes out and she's like, you need to stop making sound, please. Your breathing is too aggressive. She said one of the great lines. I was like, I am trying my absolute hardest to nullify my excitement and to nullify my, you know, but the passion is coming in. She goes, you don't have to make a sound. You're watching a game. Yep.

You do not have to make a sound. You're not playing, you're not coaching, you're not in the stadium. You could just watch. I just can't help it. I just could not help it. You do not have to make a sound. You're not playing, you're not coaching, you're not in the stadium. You could just watch. I just can't help it. I just could not help it. I was biting a pillow at the end, sitting by myself, hugging it like in the fetal position because then...

It's like a torture thing. Oh, my heart rate went to 110 at the end because it was a really close finish and stuff and Flo was asleep and that Sage Morgan was trying to get some sleep as well. She was in bed, bit up against it. So I was trying, I was sitting there living with like... And then I couldn't sleep till midnight because my heart rate was so high anyway. I woke her up three times during the game.

Three times. This is not... Love your passion. Yeah, well yeah. You're a die hard Maroon boy from what... No. Yeah, it was just... At what point was Morgan gonna...

Just go! Just get out of the house! Honestly, it was close to me going, sitting in the car and watching it in the car. On your phone or something. That would have been smart. Yeah, yeah. And I'm just- just trying- I'm like, aw man, when I woke up three times, and then I heard her cry, like, Queensland school, and I clapped, and I heard her cry again, I was like, oh, I'm sorry! And now we're going away for the night.

Exactly. You know what, to be fair, better that you're just out of the house. Just get out of the house. Jess and Ducko. Hi, my name's Nick and you're listening to Jess and Ducko on HIT. Yes, you are. Thank you, Nick. Thank you, Sabrina Kalpinder. It's Jess and Ducko. Thank you for that endorsement. You know, some other radio shows get the pop star to do it. It's like, hey, it's Ed Sheeran and you're on so-and-so. Yeah.

We've got Nick and that's all we need. I've got that AI. Hey, it's Ed Sheeran and you're on so and so. Yeah. We've got Nick and that's all we need. I've got that AI. Hey, it's Taylor Swift. True. And you're listening to him. I'm thinking after the interview, they keep her around. She's too busy for that. She's too busy. But we've got Nick.

Hi, my name's Nick and you're listening to Jess and Dukko on Hit. My goodness. He said we were hot. He said, yeah, we said Chicago was hot. He wasn't coerced at all. Yeah, yeah. He said Chicago was hot. That used to be my job when there would be an artist that would come to the building.

To ask them. I would have to sit with them and be like, okay, repeat after me and I would list about 50 radio stations. And about 40 segments. What some of the stars you did that with? All of them. The ones that actually came. The big ones that we played, the Taylors, the... You did that with Taylor Swift?

The Five Sauce people. Well, not Taylorlors, the... You did that with Taylor Swift? The Five Sauce people, well not Taylor, Taylor, but... Yeah, yeah. Five Sauce Who Came. Five Sauce, coming little mints. Obviously Guy Sebastian got a run in there. Of Little Mints! Oh, every two months with Guy Sebastian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Refresh that one. That's right, because they all used to be real, and then now it's like with AI and stuff. Well, for some of them we still use the one we recorded about 12 years ago. Yes. Well, I mean, as long as it's still beside... Hey, the name hasn't changed. The name hasn't changed. Yeah. And we're like, this is my new song. And then we have a blank.

Oh, I see. This is my new. I'm loving this song. And you're listening to it. Stitch it up later. Yeah. Yeah. They used to be, and I'll always be like, I'm so sorry, we have to do this. Yeah. The inner workings of radio, huh? And they'd be like, and they'd be like, alpha box. I'd be like,

yeah, yeah, it's really hard. Do that one again. If pink, you're sitting opposite pink, how do you correct pink? You go, sorry pink, it's just, you run it on. Alphabox. Yeah, or they're like, Melbourne. Melbourne. Do that one again. And I'm like, I don't want to tell you.

Yeah, yeah. You're Mariah Carey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm telling you how to pronounce Melbourne. It's just Melbourne, Melbourne. Melbourne, yeah, really rolling. Yeah, really rolling. It's like when we had May He Rest In Peace scoop.

Batman. And we had to get him to say Justin and Taco and he kept calling me Taco. Taco! Go Taco! Which kind of then just became a thing. It just became, I mean kids call me Taco anyway so we just kind of went into it didn't we? And Fat Man had heard that, he goes I'm going to lean into that.

Jess and Taco! Jess and Taco! Our AI also calls you Taco. Does it? Yeah. Stop using AI. No, I can't help it. Stop it.

The company isn't helping. Should we play Alphabucks? Absolutely. Should we? 13, 10, 60. Get us out of our misery. Do you want to win $10,000? Yeah.

That'd be nice. If you win $10,000, we'll call Nick back and get him to say to you, Yeah, the sexy. Well done. Oh, yeah. You're hot. I can just, we've already got him recorded, so. Oh, true.

We can just get him to play that. I can't love that love. But $10,000 up a grab is out of our box. Check it out, turn it up, turn it up. Jess and Ducco in the morning. Jess and Ducco's 10k alpha bucks on hit. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, just say pass.

We come back to you, of course. If there is time, we are playing for $10,000. Our player today is Steph. Hello, Steph. Hey guys, how you going? Steph, we couldn't be better. It's wet day, we're heading out this afternoon for Ducko's wedding of the baby's head.

So the vibes are high, but they could be higher if you walk away with 10 grand right now. Are you up for it? I am. Good girl, good attitude. We've got someone who wants to tell you something, Steph. Hi, my name's Nick and they're really hot and sexy. Geez, that definitely wasn't sitch together.

He's saying you're hot and sexy. That's right, Steph. I heard Steph. I heard Steph in there. So that's some great fuel in the tank for Steph. That'll get you going. The question is what do you want to spend the money on? Um I actually want to get some more tattoos. Oh nice. How many do you currently have on your body? Um quite a few. Where are we getting the next one? I want to finish both my arms sleeves and one of

my leg sleeves. Yeah cool. Okay well. Are both legs covered? No I've only got of my leg sleeves. Yeah Okay, well legs covered No, I've only got half my leg covered on one side. So we'll finish that leg off Yeah, look at the other one. Santa's little needs to put help up. You saw a great leg tattoo this week Yeah full face of Nick Cage Maybe step if you went here you can get a little Jess and Ducco somewhere on you Ooh Just put a J and D on there. Yeah, just a J and D. I'm not asking for it to be big.

Because that could be anything. Oh, she's a big Jack Daniels fan. Yeah, it could be a huge Jack Daniels fan. You don't need to put it that way where the sun shines. You can put it anywhere you want to hide it. Yeah. Yeah. That's not a...

I'm not hearing a good yes there. But anyway, it's your money. She's like, do I have to? Do whatever you want to do. I bet you she'll be in such a good mood though when she wins. Yeah. We'll ask her again after that. The letter you're going to work with today, Steph, it's E. Ooh.

E for excellent, which is what you're going to need to be to get 10 out of 10. Okay? Sounds good. All right, your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter E, we need you to name a type of bird. Pass. An airline. Emirates. A Mexican food.

Pass. A verb. Eager. A male music artist. Ed Sheeran. A medical condition. Pass. A movie. A path.

An accessory. Earring. A three letter word. An island. I don't think we're finishing the sleeve. No, I don't think we're finishing that sleeve unfortunately. We need to get a half though though, we got ourselves five there. A type of a... it's hard when you think about it, but then the eagle, I suppose.

And one on our emblem, the emu. The emu, a Mexican food enchilada, a medical condition, could have been epilepsy. Ah, my favourite, eczema. You do love a good eczema. We talk about eczema enough on the show. We do. A movie, Enchanted, Encanto, what else we got here? An island could have been Easter Island. Look, you didn't

get the money, Steph, but you don't go away empty handed. $100 of fuel coming your way thanks to the legends at O'Brien. Oh, awesome. Thanks so much, guys. Have a good day. Thank you. You too. Appreciate you getting involved. More chances tomorrow at 6.30am. Hey, we'll be playing this tomorrow live when we're doing our show from the Shattar Al-An. So you can still call in and obviously play, but we'll be doing it live and dangerous somewhere else. I love that. Not that we don't do it live now, but I guess just in a new location.

The danger element is increased, isn't it? A different area. It'll just feel different. I like it a lot. Up next, Ducco, more chances to get involved in the show for the call of fame. We'll also draw that tomorrow, 500 on LSKJ. Yep. I essentially did some dumpster diving yesterday and I plucked up gold. I know times are tough mate. I've never done it before.

It might be my new thing because of what I found. Very good. We'll do it next. Jess and Ducco. Welcome to Thursday. A few sore heads, a few tired eyes rolling around today. I feel okay. Yeah. You and Shaggy look great. Well, I mean, Shaggy did proceed to tell us that he'd done stuff with a lot of

celebrities and couldn't name one celebrity. So the one he did name, Taylor Swift. He went, oh, actually no. She's a big boy. So maybe he's tired too. Yeah, Robert Williams, Ryan Tadder, Lorde. Didn't name any of these at the moment. Cause I didn't remember.

Do you know what he said to me? Like we just met, Ducko. He goes, I didn't know you were going to ask a. Cause I didn't remember. You know what he said to me? Like we just met, Ducko. He goes, I didn't know you were going to ask a question. Yeah, he was just throwing away comments. When you bring up something that cool, it's like we're going to definitely, I thought he's leading some stuff. We're going to unpack this. That's a valid follow up question.

I didn't ask what he was wearing when he talked to them. Just the band for this. It's the Fifth Harmony. Ah yeah, could take a little bit. Gotta work, work, work, work, work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Camilla Cabello, she's done alright on her own. Yeah. Anyway, the point is, are you tired today Camilla Cabello, she's done alright on her own.

Anyway, the point is, are you tired today? You didn't stay up late to watch the game. What's your excuse that you're not answering the question? I'm fine, I'm all good. So what was your question? But you're right, whether you have a sore head, or you're feeling refreshed, the call of fame is up for grabs. It is, yeah. 500 bucks a pound with LSKD, we draw it tomorrow.

And the question I want to ask, cause I've, I think I picked up a new hobby. I'm only what, 12 hours in? This happened late yesterday afternoon. What do we know about your hobbies? You come in strong, we'll hear about them for a few days and they disappear. So we'll see if I can keep this going. So maybe looking for a bit of inspiration from fellow dumpster divers, fellow, I'll go through people's rubbish that they've put out. Like the bring out your dad, where you bring it out where the council's gonna pick it up, the kerbside collection. Exactly, so whether it's the big items like kerbside collection or even what I walked past yesterday, cardboard box on someone's front yard. Yeah. I don't think that's for curbside.

It didn't actually have, now I hope they weren't just moving out. It didn't have, sometimes I see a little piece of paper and it says free to good home or take me and you can rifle through the box. I see a lot of them in my area, people putting out old books or magazines, even cookware sometimes. So what I want to ask on 1310 10, 60 years, have you picked up something off the side of the road? Cause as I was walking to the supermarket with my little girl

yesterday, Ducco, I saw one of these boxes and something caught my eye. I have never gone through these boxes before because it does feel a little bit like, well what life has this item lived? You never know, yeah. What sort of person had this before me? What quality is it? How clean is it? Yeah.

But this caught my eye and before I actually made the decision, my daughter lunged for it. I'm going to send you a picture of what it is, Ducco. Actually, I've sent it to everyone. And I got to tell you, might be the greatest thing that's ever been picked up off the side of the road. It is a giant poppet fidget toy. Poppet wheel.

And when I say giant, the thing has like 25 rows of poppets. Do you have one of these on the back of your phone right now? That's what I thought it was. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's a Lego. No, this is a suction grip so I can do. Get ready with some of me. Correct. So I see why it would, it looks a bit like that. So they're popping things notoriously for kids. Exactly.

So I can fidget and get around. It's like a fidget spinner. Essentially. So each little bubble can be popped in and then you flip it over and start all over again. That's a bit of fun. So Lucia's picked it up and initially I went, like, oh my god. Hopefully you sanitised that. So I brought it home, gave it a clean and just thought, we'll just see. It's okay. She sat there for about 35 minutes. How good. From a free toy that you found on the side of the road.

Pop, because I've told you, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, hey, if that's what it comes to, it goes, what it comes to. This pop it toy. Oh my God. I've never seen her more still, more quiet. And I didn't even pay for it. Someone was throwing it away. Well, obviously here's the thing though with that. That's fantastic. But now you need to make sure you take it off her so she doesn't get sick of it.

I left it out. Cause she seemed to be, she could be over it by today. She was transfixed. Oh, you're sorry. If she's anything like me, it's already done. It's be- She could be over it by today. She was transfixed. Oh, you're sorry. If she's anything like me, she'll get over so- Yeah, it's already gone. It's at now on your curb.

Okay. No, that's a great no. Because if you want to have her fly with it. But what a win. What a find. It's free. It's easy. And if it distracts the child, it's an absolute win.

Absolute win. Yeah. It's amazing. When you leave things out on the curb, it's amazing how quickly they go. One man's trash is another man's treasure. It's funny, isn't it? We left like a broken bedside table outside, came back from driving somewhere, it was gone. You know what I mean?

It's like an hour or whatever. Yeah. See you later. See you later. And broken as well. You kind of go, Angus has left a full treadmill. Working? Working, working. He was gifted it. I think COVID times. That's right, I remember that.

Because it was one of those things where they clearly wanted to get rid of it. Angus went, oh no. And you always think treadmills will be good and you never use them. Yeah, it's easier if I can just do it at home. You know, this and that, you never do it. It's stuck in a disgusting shed. It doesn't exactly inspire. But he went, oh, see if I can just move it, put it at the end of a laneway.

Someone took it. Within the afternoon. Treadmill is a great find on the side of the road. Cause it's also not something you can just pop in the back of your Subaru. You need a ute, you might need a mate. You can't just pick that up on your own. Well, people do look at the council websites and see what areas are in the kerbside collection and they go to those areas and try and find things.

Whether it's share houses like Babs and her friends would do it sometimes for like, I guess, finding things for your house to fill it out. Maybe furniture or... Yeah, things like that. Have you guys done it? No, but there has been times where I've been on walks and going, oh, I could take that chair.

But then it feels kind of weird because, you know, they're just like left out on the street. Well, do you know what was funny, Babs? As we were rifling through this guy's box, he came out and sort of gave me away. Oh! And I was a bit like, now I'm just gonna say that. Don't look at me. Don't look at me in the light. That did feel a bit, he almost had the look of, great, it's gone. Yeah, totally. Because I don't want things to just end up in landfill.

This is going to be my new thing, guys. I'm going to look at this website. You can look at some crap. Yeah, you can look at the council website, see what areas are doing and go to those areas. I need a scooter for her. I need a bike for her. Yeah, you need a ute to fit all your things in. Yeah! Absolutely. Well anyway, gold on the side of the road.

What's the best thing you've picked up? What have you found? What have you found? There's so much to be found. Absolutely. 13, 10, 60, or even, and if you left it out, how quickly did it go? What did you think would never get picked up? Jesus, someone took it. Yeah.

Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. What did you find on the side of the road? Curbside collection? Did you go and find it? What did you get? What was the trash you found that was your treasure? It's gonna be my new thing. Yeah, this is big from you because I wouldn't take you as someone who takes someone else's trash. You know what I mean? Or particularly on the side of the road. And to be fair, I have walked past piles of curbside collection and those free boxes you see people just put in the front of their house on their lawn, on their gate, free to good home.

I don't feel comfortable rifling through someone else's belongings. I'll go to an op shop every now and then and that feels different. Obviously that was once owned by other people, but it's in a retail space. On the side of the road felt like I'm going through their stuff. Yeah. It's more awkward that he saw you though. I know. This bloke walked out and sort of gave me the, hey-dee-hoo.

He came and go, I popped out for years. But I'm, my, it was all kids. Now I'm wondering if the box is still there and we go through the rest of the stuff, a giant poppet toy. It has like, is it silicon'm wondering if the box is still there and we go through the rest of the stuff a giant poppet toy It has like is it silicon rubber? Whatever? Yeah, you can pop good for kids I'm bubble wrap and people like 80 D like I know I froth them, you know, like Catch myself. My kid was quiet and engaged for 35 minute block unbelievable Yeah, I did find myself going over and like racing her. I'm like, let's do all the blue ones

she's like Yeah, I did find myself going over and like racing her. I'm like, let's do all the blue ones Like on this is sorry, you can't compete yet. Do you want to play banana Graham? She got into my banana grams the other day was throwing the tiles and I was like if you're not gonna respect them you can't On the floor But I just never would have bought something like that. No. I'm so thrilled. It's out of character for you to pick something up on the side of the street. And Lucia and, you know. I'm an onion. I got layers.

Andrew, 131060. That's not a quote from a very famous movie. What did you pick up on the side of the road? How are you guys? Excellent, Andrew. Mate, I'm on plus 40 and mate I've been a homeowner for quite some time and I've never ever ever bought a lawn mower. Wow. I've never had a second hand one.

That is unbelievable. Stop it, are people leaving them like Curbside Collection Andrew and you guys thank you very much? No, no, no. They've been all brand new in the boxes, right? Yeah. And what they've done is they've put the four stroke oil in where the fuel goes and the fuel in where the four stroke oil goes and then they can't get it started. Then they ring up Victor and go, oh, my oil won't start.

So they throw it out. So what do you do? Then you siphon it out. Siphon it out and get a new lawnmower. What would you do? No, I mean, you're asking the wrong guy, Andrew. I would be the one leaving it out saying, well, this is broken forever. Yeah, you're picking up the cutters.

Yeah, yeah. That's that. You're one of the guys I like. Yeah, we should hang out sometime. You can have my lawnmower. That's funny. I do know of a girl that used to do curbside and she used to find jewelry, gold jewelry, like proper gold jewelry, every week. Every week, as in literally people are throwing that away, or it's getting caught up with their trash maybe. Exactly.

Yeah, I see, there you go. I've gone through the cardboard box before you put it out there. And the commitment to siphoning out the fuel. So what was it? Don't put your four-stroke oil where the fuel goes and vice versa. Yeah, correct. Or do it, and Andrew's very happy. Good from Andrew, never bought a lawnmower. Shay on 13 10 60 says your husband picked something up. Yeah my husband actually got, I think it was about five years ago and he's not one to pick something up off the side of the road either. It's more me that would do something like that. But him and his mate went for a drive and

got a jumping castle with the compressor and everything. How big are we talking Shay? It was pretty decent, it wasn't a massive one but it was definitely a good size. We've used it every year until last year we ended up throwing it out and it was out for like every kids party, every long weekend that we had. So yeah we had a great time with it. Oh my god, to hire those for your kids party once a year. That adds up to have one just tucked away in the garage. What a find. That's unbelievable.

Jodie on 131060, what did you pick up on the side of the road? We picked up a full-size competition pool table with all the bits and bobs to go with it and some funky old posters that had all the old pub rules on it. Oh that's fantastic. So Jodie, were you scouring for stuff that afternoon or did you happen to drive past and go quick get a ute? Yeah.

We were driving home from like school pick up with the teenagers and we had just moved house and we had this spare room that were like oh crap let's like we'll go and buy something to put in our spare room and we drove past moved house and we had this spare room that we're like oh crap let's like we'll go and buy something to put in our spare room and we drove past the pool table. That's you know and then when you go to someone's house and they've got a pool table you're like geez you're doing all right. That's a brag. Exactly. You don't need to tell them you got that for free, completely free. How good is that? With the balls and the cues and everything. Rayleigh, good morning. Good morning how are you? Couldn't be better babe what'd you pick up on the side of the road?

What haven't I picked up on the side of the road? Me husband! But the best thing that I've picked up is a snowboard. And like it was a fully functioning snowboard? A fully functioning perfect condition snowboard. Oh wow. With the boots by any chance, Railey? Yeah. Everything. Why are people leaving that out? Because you could sell that. You could sell it. Is it because they don't want to go to the effort of selling? Maybe they don't want people, randos coming to their house, marketplace,

we've heard enough horror stories. They're like just, or they've had it up for long enough and gone, it's been six months, no one's bought it. Yeah. Just dump it. Do you do it a bit, Rayleigh, then? You find a few things on the side of the road? Oh, I do. I've got my dining table.

I've got my outdoor lounge. I've got everything off the side of the road. Please tell me the dining table's one of those classic glass tables you see on the outside that has had that many kick-ons on it, if it could speak. No, it's an extendable dining table. It's probably about a four, $500 dining table that I got. Wow. Geez, okay. I need to start going and kerbsiding. Bro, let's have a team adventure. Ethan, good morning. That had resounding.

Hey, darling. Hi, Ethan. We're great. Thank you. What did you pick up, mate? I was walking with my support working and I found $10 inside a drain. Inside a drain. Fantastic. On the side of the drain I went, oh yeah that's me. Hang on, hang on, hang on Ethan. This is a different phone art. This is when you find money in the drain.

So do you reckon someone had left this money out or you reckon it was just there? It was just there. Someone dropped it out of the pocket. It was waiting for Ethan. That is. It was waiting for Ethan. What did you buy with that $10? Can you remember what you spent on it? I spent some on some chocolates with the money.

And it would have tasted all the soy dung. Couple of Milky Ways for Ethan. Yes and duck-o. These words in my ear. Soy dung. Took the words right out of my mouth. Worthy of the words. Worthy of the words.

Worthy of the words. Worthy of the words. Worthy of the words. Worthy of the words. Worthy of the words. Worthy of the words. Yes and duck oh Babs is in studio. She's gonna throw a bunch of words at us We are gonna attempt to sing a song that has those words as a part of its lyrics Yep, I am you know, I reckon Joe because Jess has got the aircon on here set to freezing. She's trying to freeze us out She's trying to make us so our brains aren't working for this. To be fair, that's not anything new just for today. It is constantly set to cold. It's extra cold. And I realized, geez, that was pregnancy stuff wasn't it? I was like, I'm hot, I'm cooking a body, can we have it lower and lower? And it just never got back up.

Yeah, it never came up. Anyway, here we are. Are you already burying the lead, Ducko? When I take a four-peat today, you're gonna say it's because I was cold. I need to get off it. My back's against the wall, Shigey. Come on, we need this. Four-peat, four-peat. That doesn't sound very hyped up, come on. Come on, give me something, Shigey. Just go, grr. Oh yeah, alright. Alright, first word. You ready? Is nice. Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Wouldn't it be nice?

Playing to ducko. Oh man, I was high-diving. Cabri. Here we go, here we go. He's off though. He's on the floor. Come on baby, come on. Next word is, people. I'm here with all my people, banana.

Alright, that's a tie. Oh jeez. Free Zeds rock on. Okay. Alright, next word is, last. It's the last day on Earth. Kate Miller-Heidke. Someone had some coffee this morning. Kate Miller-Heidke. Are we now on board with it being freezing?

It does get you fired. Your nerve ending's fiery. Here we go. Another point to Ducko. Next word is genius. That girl's a genius. Oh nice. Jet.

Jet, that's good. Nice. The boys are on the board today. No Jess. No Jess. Jess! Oh nice! Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh I was looking white like the kilogram. No way. Not bad. Another point to Dukkko. Where are we at now? What's the- You're at three Dukkko, CharGuy one, Jess zero. Geez, if this isn't now a clean run.

You were too confident. Evidently. I'm resting on my laurels too much. Maybe set the aircon to 16 every day. Alright CharGuy, you need to get another one so you can stay in the game. Thanks Bats. It's between us. Well, am I out?

Well, not really. Not really, just keep playing Jess, but you know. I'm not going to be able to get out of this. I'm going to be able to get out of this. I'm going to be able to get out of this. I'm going to be able to get out of this. I'm going to be able to get out of this. I'm going to be able to get out of this. I'm going to be able to get out of this. I'm going to be able to get out of this. I'm going to be able to get another one so you can stay in the game. It's between us. Well, not really.

Not really. Just keep playing Jess, but you know. We have time. These ones have to be miraculous. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Next word is feel. Man, I feel like a woman.

Banana duck go. Do you know what it is? He's channeling that maroon energy. They bloody. Surely I can't lose. Surely that's it. Yeah. I would say it.

Jess, you're going to lose. I'm going to lose. I'm going to lose. I'm going to lose. I'm going to lose. I'm going to lose. I'm going to lose. Jess and Ducko! Do you know what it is? He's channeling that maroon energy. Oh my god. They bloody. Surely I can't lose. Surely that's it. Yeah, well I would say it. Jess is out.

Shaggy probably no good. It's almost a clean sweep. Yeah, it's almost a clean sweep. Well done. Thank you so much, team. To win it with Shania. I wanna thank my family. To win it with Shania as well.

That feels good. That feels, yeah, that felt right. Well done. That felt right today, team. We on board. Oh, keep it cold. Keep done. That felt right today, team. We on board. Keep it cold. Keep it cold. Jess and Ducco.

Just about done here. That's right. We've got to wrap up and make our way to the Hunter Valley where we've invited 40 rice cookers to join us to spend the night. You know what I saw though actually, the weather. So today, well Saturday's the solsticeice so the shortest day of the year next Saturday coming But today the Sun sets at like 4 55 Jeez that feels very early. Yeah, yeah, we set our goal for 330. I asked you if you wanted me to pay a witch

Granted for the weather, but you said it's clear. You should have told me about it I mean we could have started our thing at 3, but we opted 330 It's only a driving range but... Or tested a witch. Keep the sun up longer. Look, tell the witch to keep it up to at least 5 degrees. A real test for that witch to keep the sun up. Imagine that! Then I would really believe... If I'm paying $35, she can keep the sun up. I would believe. If that witch got that sun up, you'd have me in forever.

I saw the greatest tick-tock yesterday again because now my algorithm's just batting up with these Etsy witches. Genuinely people you can pay to cast a spell. A lot of people use it for their wedding for the weather. But a bloke got on he goes, I'm so sad my Etsy witch died. Now I don't know who to like get for my spell. She passed away? Between payment and needing her. No, just like he was using her regularly but she died.

Oh my regular witch. My regular witch is gone. Who's your witch? Can I borrow yours? It's like a hairdresser. Who's your witch? Totally. Who's your go-to? I'm out of sorts with mine. Can I borrow yours? Your hair always looks great. Maybe we should do a witch for something eventually. We could have asked her about that. That would have been a hell of a test. Well look, the sun is set to set, no pun intended, earlier today. We're starting our drawing range thing at 330 feel like a sport Yeah, you need visibility. Yeah, I'm really the range but it means from about you have to think from about like for

Unless it starts seeing 455 but you have to think kind of like it's gonna be getting dark early This is 20 minutes of golf which should be fair. Yeah, that's probably all we need right? Yeah, what's the drive was in three or three others are the only ones king for the golf club. I reckon you guys will enjoy it when you hit. We got vests. We got matching vests. You're telling me we're gonna do team dumpster diving after I found gold on the side of the road and potentially we'll be team golfers after we all get the bug. Yeah, I think so. Could you imagine that if we all finish the show and go smack nine together? That's right. And then on the way home, pull over at a couple of curbside collections.

Oh. You can do that. What? Oh yeah, yeah. I know Darko was convinced he was gonna do it with me. I'll play more golf over dumpster diving. Okay, I'll take that. That's a win.

Spoken like someone who hasn't found gold. Yeah. I can't imagine you going through people's trash though, Charlotte. No. Yeah, you would say. I can't imagine you swinging a golf club either. Nah, I can't imagine that. We'll see it today.

But what's more likely? Probably the golf club. You look like a golf club. Thank Nah, I can't imagine that. We'll see it today. What's more likely? You look like a golf club. Long and lean. Don't you reckon? And have you seen the flippers at the end of his feet? That could probably hit the ball. What shoe size are you running with again? Eleven.

Defends other brands, eleven or twelve. It matches up too. What'd they say? Badge, are you ready for say? Badge. Badge. You ready for today? Badge is ready. I really appreciate Badge has her priority straight. Jess, what do we wear to golf?

I don't know. I've only played mini golf and I'm pretty sure I was on a date so I wore a dress. It's a driving range so you don't really need to dress full golf attire. You'd be right. I think it's exercise gear. Okay, so yes, active wear gear. I think active wear is fine. Like what I'd wear to brunch.

Yeah, don't wear jeans. Don't wear jeans. Well, I mean you can wear jeans if you want. Jeans are fine. Okay so yes, activewear gear? I think activewear is fine Like what I'd wear to brunch Yeah don't wear jeans Well you can wear jeans if you want Jeans is all I've got I'm not wearing shorts For me, jeans is too restricting What I'd like to see Shy Guy in is

The two times you tights, no shorts Yeah I don't know what that is The sport leggings Skins shorts yeah I don't know what that is you know to achieve the brand just like tights yes skins you know and then no sure really elongate be his longness yeah geez that's plan he's another we leave nothing to the imagination there no it's like have you ever seen a guy when you go to the gym because girls can wear like and guys who wear tights and no pants for some reason it just will you're making a statement yeah yeah when you choose to do that you're making a statement the scrunch thing at

the gym the scrunch bomb oh yeah the scrunch tights yeah yeah it's accentuating one area yeah yeah pretty sure they would be available for men if you looked hard enough on the internet we don't really wear top. Maybe I'll surprise you all with a pair today. Oh if you wore some short booty shorts. My goodness. These are, I don't know who would buy these. As the sunny setting. Yeah, oh yeah. Anyway, that's happening. We'll be doing the show live from there tomorrow so anything can happen.

Absolutely. Wish us luck. Anything else you guys wanna add before we get out of here? No, I'm excited. Okay. I'm excited for this wine tasting. It'll be so good wine. I'm looking forward to it.

We will, hopefully, see you tomorrow. Bye bye. Bye. Hi, my name's Nick and they're really hot. It's sexy. Jess and Ducko! That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Peak Chicken is upon us with the new McQueens at Maccas.