Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | The Loser Club

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

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Macca's new Tennessee BBQ range now touring for a limited time. Jess and Ducco! This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Hi everyone, welcome to the pod. Hell of a day. Hell of a show. Hell of a day. Great, great show for everyone involved. Shall we peel back the curtain quickly, Ducco?

Mm-hmm. We have, oh my god, off the top of your head, do you know how many spots we have a day without looking? Um, no. Yeah, not, I was about to say 12. Is it 15? I think it's more like one, two, three, four, five. Do you include?

Five times 15. Do you include the quick live? I suppose so. I guess we could cause you and I will get some juice out of a quick. But really four, so 12, but then you include the quick lives. Yeah. So we have between 12 to 15 top of hours. Yeah.

For 18. We have between 12 and 18. We do so much. We have between 12 and 18 little squares on our run sheet that we try and fill every day with different things. All right, maybe there's a phone topic that starts with a story and then we'll come back with some phone calls. Today six of those spots were taken up with animal, transport, crying baby,

and witch impressions. And I've got to tell you, it's been one of my favorite 40 minutes of all time. It was good, it was fun, wasn't it? I want to not just keep letting it burn, because some of you's give me a great witch sound effect maybe at 750, didn't hear the camel at 820. And this is the issue, if Pete the crying baby,

who ended up winning a prize because his crying baby is that good, if he had gotten into the car five minutes later, he may have missed the whole thing, we would have been denied Pete's crying baby, the rest of the community would have been denied Pete's crying baby and that would have been a disservice to everyone. Absolutely. But stretching this thing out. And then like you'll hear in the show, we have someone who comes on for Alfbox who's

going to a colonoscopy and then we have someone who's got a baby, was it a lamb? Baby lamb? In their car. She was making a fox impression in front of a baby lamb. Now that's just cruel. Now we need to do what's in your car. What's in your car? In your car. I'd also take, where you going? Yeah, where you going is good. Like don't say work.

Where you going? Oh, if you want to call and say work. 30, 60, where you going? If you feel comfortable enough with us that you think we want to know you're just off to work, standard Wednesday, sure. But if you're in the car with your mum because you need someone to drive you home after a camera's been shoved up your barge, I'd love to hear it. Love to hear it.

Or if you've got a lamb, can we get our Alfbox player on tomorrow to follow up with the colonoscopy? And to see if she had any messages. Oh, I love that, 6-10. Yeah, we'll do 6. And to see if she had any messages. Oh I love that 610. Yeah, we'll do 610 or 620 tomorrow. Oh I love that. Tia, Tee-ha. Tee-ha. Now she put it out in the show so I think she won't mind me doing it again.

LowkeyblackTee on Instagram, she was asking for people to slide in. Now let's not be disgusting. Let's slide in with good intentions. It made me feel good about the power radio though when she put that out then a minute later she's like, oh god my Instagram's blowing up. And this is the thing Shy Guy you identified most radio listening happens in a vehicle Yeah, so were people pulling over was it passengers? Was it people on the listener app? At that time of the morning probably people were at home yet to leave Yeah, well people go to the gym. You have the gym bros. But you're right

It was within minutes that she said me phone's blowing up and also Colin I was gonna make a great Colinoscopy joke on the radio. Make it now. Couldn't do it. It's not PC enough, but she's cleaning the pipe. She's clear to go. Oh, she's clear to go. Yeah.

And recently single baby, you know, she's looking to bounce back. And we did discuss this. I think it was on air. I'm flattering for her to hear this. As the colonoscopy pipeline. I know you've not had one, but you bring it up a lot. Yeah, thanks. Are these, you get a prescribed colonoscopy, you don't just book in to get one.

Yeah, you got to. What am I thinking of? Colonic irrigation. I don't think you can book in to get one, but you need to go see your GP, you need to get like. Yeah, you can't just, it's got to be a referral. Yeah, I think so. Whereas colonic irrigation is a bit more health and wellness. Yeah, I think so.

I think they clean the butt out. I think that's just where they. You can just go in there and put that tube up your butt and just watch the brown stuff come out. I got invited to a, not day spa, they're calling it a health and wellness centre. Okay. It's new, opening in June. And I was really hoping is there going to be something internal.

Oh, that thing. Yeah. Geez, imagine the stuff that would come out of you. But they've just offered sound healing. So I don't think that's going in the main- Is that where they like, they hit the little goal note? I'm not a hundred percent sure. Sounds like that. Yeah, okay. I don't know that's going in the main. Is that where they like, they hit the little goal in there? I'm not 100% sure. Sounds like that. Yeah, okay.

I don't know what it does though. Can't wait. We should all go in and sound heal. I said, to be honest, I said can I bring a friend but I've invited a girlfriend. I didn't even think you guys would be interested. The four of us in there together sound healing? After we rejected the nudist colony invitation, I thought do we not do things like this together? Well, I sound healing nudists. But maybe that's different.

Yeah, they're different categories. I put them in the same kettle of fish, that's not fair. Fair enough. Well, I'll take you to do like things like this together? Well I sound healing a bit. But maybe that's different. Yeah, they're different, different categories. I put them in the same kettle of fish, that's not fair. Fair enough. Well I'll take you to do some sound healing. I only want to go Shaggy and Babscombe. Okay fair. I want the four of us to heal sound together. Because we listen to so much sound every day.

Sound is our industry. Let's heal sound together. God I tell you what, even wearing these headphones every day is making that hearing. I've been trying to wear them lower and lower. Because I go to events now and it's like people say something like, so what? Yes. Can you speak up? Because I'm not raising my voice for you so you need to really come in here. I've told you my husband and I cannot land on a show to watch together because his issue is I don't want to read the captions because the volume is so low I'm worried about waking the baby. So he sits on the

couch and watches his laptop with headphones on. I just, and someone was sharing that with a friend and she went, why don't you both get headphones and Bluetooth it to the TV? So you can both watch the show. I was like, I don't want to do that. Yeah. You can't even. You're in a silent disco. It would be weird.

And also not comfy wearing headphones, watching TV. No, people who say they can sleep with the big noise cancelling on. Oh my God. I've got massive surround sound at my house, big woofer sound bar. So good. So good. You don't want to wear that with headphones. You want to enjoy the immersive experience. Exactly. Anyway. Anyway, sound healing. I'll go back to them and say can I bring three friends. Please do it. It's a great show today. Lots of light and shade. Babs has a real issue. You'll hear that too. So, slide into her dance. Oh. You know, with advice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or not. If you're, if you're, she won't like that actually, don't do that. She won't like it. That's the question. Oh, she can't talk back on this thing because she's not in the studio. Just give me a thumbs up, thumbs down.

Do you accept listeners when they follow you? Thumbs down. She's on private. She is on private. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? It's 6 o'clock, it's Tuesday, let's do it. That's a great attitude. Why not? If someone offers you an idea or an experience today, instead of questioning them why, dismissing them, how about you embrace why not?

So if they offer you a big project to do at work, I need this essay done this afternoon, why not? I'm going to do it. Well, what a much more positive outlook. Yes. You know, if it's someone you can't say no to. So true. Saying why not makes it feel like it's an exciting project.

Yeah, why not? I live on the edge. It's all about the head noise and how we talk to ourselves. I enjoyed yesterday because we used the phrase ripping the lid off Monday, a fresh can of Monday. Fresh can of Monday. And you know what? We Made it feel good. Yes. You know?

Cause with all the rain we're having, the mold that's creeping in, the bugs that are finding their way inside, peeling off a fresh lid made everything seem fresh. Yeah. And I was able to ignore the nasties. We've got a bit of mold near our front door where a lot of like, it goes downwards where the door is and like the air gets trapped in there or whatever. Yes. So I had to get up on the weekend and scrub it, but because it was on the roof and you

had to put like, what do I use for it? Not exit mold? Not eggs. I didn't actually use any exit mold stuff. I think I use like, like vinegar. Oh, hello El Naturale. Is that a TikTok hack? Yeah, something like that.

Yeah, yeah. But the things you got to leave on there for a few minutes because mom's on the roof, it's just like dripping off. Oh yeah. And I'm like, to leave on there for a few minutes, because mom's on the roof, it's just like dripping off. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, oh, this is so annoying. How do you keep it? Do you just have to put in a spray and consistently spray it? Yeah, I put it in a spray bottle, spraying it, and then it was dripping on me and I had to wear like a bandana to cover my face because I didn't have any masks. Yes. It was getting all over me, coming down my arms like, anyway.

I can't smell vinegar without immediately craving hot chips. Because that's my condiment of choice. You just talking about vinegar is making my mouth water. That's funny. It was white vinegar. White vinegar. Affective? Yeah, it seems to have worked. I don't think it's fully gone. I probably need to sand the sucker back and replace it. Yes. Is there anything worse than noticing and then you go, how long has that been like

that? Do you know what billy buttons are? They're a flower. I think they might be dried. I'm pretty sure they don't grow like that. You would have seen the really skinny stalk and then a yellow ball. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes. No petals or anything. They're just aesthetically pleasing. I noticed mine in the house the other day covered in mold. So much so they were now growing fur. I was like, how long have you been like that? Yeah. God forbid the dog or the kid has touched them or inhaled them.

So on multiple levels, I'm just so not across what's going on in my own house. I've got a few bits of mold on clothes and stuff when I whip them out. And you're like, oh, I haven't used this in a while. Because the seasonal rotation isn't frequent enough. Yeah. Yes. Pulled out one of our, um, the, the hit jumper that, you know, took it home years ago. I'm like, oh God.

It's odd. It's like white. It is covered in... It looks like a shy guy's rag in front of the bed. Put that back in the cupboard here and let someone else deal with it. Absolutely. Are you feeling good today for this Tuesday, Shy Lord? Always on a Tuesday.

Always on a Tuesday. Very good attitude. All about that attitude. Good job.? Always on a Tuesday. Always on a Tuesday. Very good attitude. All about that attitude. Good job. You would like a Tuesday. I think we said this last year maybe, because on Tuesdays for me at high school, it was the early day. You got to leave an hour earlier.

So you've got positive association with the day and I've always liked it as a day. Love that. Babs, how are you feeling? Famously. Not a Tuesday gal. Not a Tuesday gal. However, it's all about mind over matter today. Yeah, I feel good, but I still hate Tuesday.

Oh, okay. Hey, fair enough, you know? Her pipes are clogged too, the sinus issues, the weather, what have you. I was overhearing you asking about her antihistamine intake and she's denied all. Babs is my sinus radar. If I've minded going, I text Babs.

How are yours? She goes, bad, I feel better about myself. I love that in so many ways. We've all synced up with Babs in varying degrees. You with your sinuses, you know, Shy Guy with his Teams messages, and me with the, you know, the bloodstone. The bloodstone.

Yeah, you guys are just, yeah, you guys do go in and out of sync, don't you? Yeah, yeah. I think we're back on sync though this month. How exciting. Yeah, really exciting. I'd love to see what Shy Guy and Babs are teamsing up, like syncing up with their teams.

Yeah, cause you know, sometimes we ask Shy Guy a question live on air and he's ignores us. Cause he's too busy teamsing his mate out there. He's messing with us. He's messing with us. Oh. Oh, who else are you teamsing in the morning? Jace.

Our big boss. Oh, that's not his word, big. Yeah. It's just boss will go. He's bigger than us. Did you mean someone else or were you referring to Jace as big boss? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, are you DMing?

Are you DMing? I was saying, Deb John Kelly, the CEO. Surely. Yeah, I've got a pipeline to him. I'm sure he'll take my team's message. He's like, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you,

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Very good. And you, our pipeline to the bird world. So I appreciate you. Is that because of duck? Ducko? 100%. Yeah, it makes sense. No, just because you enjoy it. Yeah, I was like, what else have I ever said about birds? You told us about that quick duck the other day. Yep, that's true. Yep. I don't even remember that. Remember the one that was caught on a speeding camera?

Oh yeah, the duck flying. How could you, you're absorbing so much bird news. You can't keep it all straight in your head. The thing is, I couldn't actually remember if I told you something on air office. I was like, quick duck, quick duck. What did I do? What did I do? What did I do?

Not a cousin, like a literal duck. I go through my family tree. I'm like Gary, Peter, Shelley, Susie. No, the faster. This was a literal quick duck. We're going to the Penguin World next. I love that. Jess and Ducko.

As someone who has MC'd, what are you up to? 300 weddings in your time, Ducko? A fair few. a fair few. Let alone corporate events and other things. I overheard an MC doing something over the weekend. I'd love to get your professional hot take. Yeah, right. If this is play on or a bit of a party foul.

Okay. Tell you inside the next 10 minutes. Right now though. Penguins, penguins, penguins, penguins, penguins. Penguin time. My extensive knowledge of penguins is pretty well just pengu and happy feet. I was lucky enough to grow up with cousins who lived in Phillip Island, a small place in Victoria, and they have the Penguin Parade.

Oh stop it, that's so cute. There is a natural population of penguins that sort of flit about Phillip Island so every year we would go to the Penguin Parade so I feel well-versed. I once was in a... Fairy penguins in particular. Yeah I was in a container of fairy penguins for the Today Show, did that. They're cute aren't they? They're so cute. I think I'd actually be intimidated by those Emperor penguins. The big ones, yeah. You see those getting around on the David Attenborough docks. The big alphas. Exactly. And we know Shy Guy, massive Happy Feet fan. He loves Happy Feet.

But I don't think real penguins dance. Sometimes comes in tapping. I like Happy Feet as much as I like Ratatouille. Oh. Hey, good thing you did that, Fan of Sound Effect. Because the penguin poo is a great segue okay the penguin poo is helping the environment okay oh here we go yes imagine if your poo was helping environment you would feel like a god I could solve the climate crisis

if we could somehow channel what you're packing out you could stop global warming I could if we could find a way to harness that but we're harnessing Oh yeah, what you're backing out? You could stop global warming. I could if we could find a way to harness that. But what we're harnessing... It's either stop global warming or kill everyone. It's a fine line. I caused the hole in the ozone. You were in Tassie on a holiday? That's why it's worse down there? I have been to Tassie. University of Helsinki, which is why we're here, spent two months on the

Antarctic Peninsula measuring the air near a colony of 60,000 Adelie penguins. Oh I've not heard of the Adelie, I've heard of the Beyonce. Oh jeez, there we go, you put a Beyonce in Adelgear. Yeah I love that. They published a study in Communications, Earth and Environment, which is obviously one of the great mags, that finds that ammonia released from these penguins and their poo forms clouds that insulates the earth and prevents sea ice from melting. My god, these are only little guys too. They sort of look like the fairy penguin. Little ones pack a big punch. Yeah. So when winds blew from the direction that the colony was there, these ammonia levels in the atmosphere surged more than a thousand times above baseline level.

So get this, this is scientific but this is how it works. It reacts with a sulfur containing gases emitted by marine plankton forming particles that seed clouds. These clouds then reflect sunlight and help cool the surface below. A process called slow glacial melt and sea ice retreat. And it's just from their poo. Well I was gonna say I think we're giving the penguins too much credit. Oh. I think it's the plankton.

Well I think- Do you remember we spoke to that seaweed farmer a few years ago? That's right. Actually he might be based in Tasmania and he's growing that special seaweed to feed to cows. Yes. Because me saying is actually a real bad issue for climate and all the cattle are doing that. So if you can change their diet a bit with this seaweed, sounds like the plankton is doing that for the penguins and thus the poo and the farts.

The plankton need the poo for the penguins. So it all starts with the poo for the penguins. Okay. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. How's this? Researchers observed that when the penguins migrate, there is a fog blank that lasted for three hours. Just this- This is a haze that follows these tiny little penguins. Wow! Basically it's all their farts, which is then cloudy, which is then helping the earth. Oh my god, cooling the temperature.

Cooling the temperature. This is amazing. Wild story. We need to get their diet onto the mainland. Yep. Or more of these penguins around. We need to get get these penguins around but I wouldn't last too well in Australia I know that one I went in it I need to be cold for them doesn't it because you imagine if you were studied you and your friends are all studied and you're You're emitting gas. Yeah, I mean bar and absolutely. Oh Jess is coming. Look you can see the fog You can see the haze above Jess. It's really good us. Jess and her book club look there they go we like when they travel in packs. There's bothy and Barley or Tali whatever he called her. Corley. Corley. Look at them, look at them the whole book club's here. Yes. They're drinking rose again this is a huge gas. Well done to the penguins. Jess and Ducco. I need a professional MC's take on this Ducco.

Now obviously your salary comes from this old job on the big stick, but your moon light a lot. Yeah. You do a few MC gigs too. Not as many as you brother. Not as you every weekend. You've got a big group of friends and they all got married at the same time. You get the paid gigs, I just get the frigging weddings.

And you put so much more effort in. Yeah, yeah, I do. But no, I'd love your take on this. Is it a bit of a party foul or play on? Okay. If you're emceeing a charity gig. Now I live near a bowling club and over the weekend they were having a fundraiser. I don't know specifically who or what it was for, but I did walk past at one point.

I saw a lot of people in pink wigs and pink balloons. I'm going to assume a breast cancer fundraiser. And they constantly were referring to one particular woman. So I think it might've been a fundraiser for her. I think I know the fundraiser that was. No way. It sounded like an epic event. And as I said, when I did walk past, it was packed.

There were so many people, lots of things going on, namely the bowls, but lots of little activations. But all day, this one bloke was on the mic. Lucky he had a pretty good voice, he had great energy, but he's dipping in and out to encourage people to go do this, go donate, go play bowls. Buy a raffle, buy a sausage and then talking about the woman and that sort of thing. So we're maybe three quarters of the way through the day and they start doing some prizing and announcing some winners. So you can hear all of this. I can hear all of it.

And it's so funny, I actually had no issue with it. I love that feeling of there's stuff going on in my community, in my area. I'm sure they would have got complaints. Even a fundraiser would get some people up in arms, but didn't mind that part. This is what I had an issue with. He goes, we're going to draw the first winner of the hundred club. Now I didn't really know what that was, but my husband sort of told me it's a thing some people do at different fundraisers. It can be a hundred bucks and it's like a hundred bucks gets you one of the 100 balloons available.

And then we draw the prize and it's a thousand dollars cash. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Something like that. Yep. And you paid money to get the tickets. Exactly. But it's a finite number in that club. It's not just like a random record prize.

But it's a finite number in that club. It's not just like a random Rafa prize. I have heard of that. Yeah. We're going to draw the first winner of the 100 Club this round. A $1,000 cash prize. Here we go. The winner is, and he goes, Peter, insert surname.

Yeah, Peter Piper. Without taking a breath, he goes, Peter, congratulations. What's that? You want to donate the thousand dollars back to the charity? I'm just joking, mate. Come up and get your prize. Without, so he's just run on sentence. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Two minutes of quiet. Cause obviously I can only hear him when he's on the mic. And then he goes, Oh, Peter, you are actually going to donate it. Good on you, legend. Can we have a round of applause for Peter? All right. Now it is a fundraiser. I understand.

But how do you feel about an MC putting you on the spot like that? Because there is only one thing you now can do. Yeah, donate. Donate it back. I've MC'd a lot of charity events where the instruction from the charity organisers are, we need money, particularly, like I've hosted'd a lot of charity events where the instruction from the charity organizers are we need money, particularly like I've hosted raffles, like I've had to, sorry not raffle, auctions. I've had to be an auctioneer or I've never done it. They're like, we need money,

we need to push. And so you're there, obviously everyone's working for free, everyone's doing this thing to try and raise money. They tell you, I've been to some where they tell you, here's like five names, they've got a lot of money. They're like, they're the big ticket up. You can pick on them. Sometimes, if I'm in an event, if I know someone, like if it was you and you're gonna call up, I could do it to you as a piss-take because I know you but I wouldn't actually mean it. But when they give you the big ticket names, it's like, oh Shy Guy's got money. You're like, Shy Guy, you've got big money, what have you been doing lately? Put the spotlight on them.

It's a weird sort of thing that's only acceptable at charity events. Yes, and that's the thing. What was this Peter bloke meant to do? And then I find out, because the bloke on the mic, he goes, good on you Peter, now go see him at the Sausage Sizzle, he's selling those great snacks. And this guy's obviously already working overtime. He might be a volunteer. Yeah.

And yes, of course. Who knows what their relationship was. That's true. But when I heard that, I was like, you might be a volunteer. Yeah. And yes, of course. Who knows what their relationship was. That's true. But when I heard that, I was like, you can't do that. Oh man. I remember the auction I had to do once and you're trying to get people to go up and that gets that point in auctions where no one wants to bid anymore. Yes.

I've only been at charity functions with an auction component and they wrote in a real auctioneer because that's a hard gig. I really enjoyed being an auctioneer. Did you? I was fine. The pace of it? The jeopardy, the pace. You're calling people out straight away as you're going.

I would not be able to keep track of, you know. The money? I was getting a bit confused with the increment. It's like, I was like, uh. It's like, you can only do it in round figures. Oh, you want to do a $25 increase? No, I can't keep up. Some people say do a $25, I'm like, I heard a hundred.

We're doing a hundred. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco's 10k Alphamarts on hit. Alphamarts. I'm saying you're like 25, I'm like, I heard 100, we're doing 100. You got 30 seconds, 10 questions all starting with the same letter. We have to take your first answer. You can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, say pass. We'll come back at this time.

We're playing for 10k, but everyone knows that including, oh, look at this. I like this name. Me too. Tia. Good question is Tia I knew a Tia growing up but she was a Greek girl and Tia was short for Stamatiya is that is that what you're rocking with it or you just straight up Tia I'm just straight up Tia but I tell you what you've never heard a tear so like I'm spell I'm T double EHA Double EHA Your parents having a bit of fun Teeha How do people pronounce that when they see it?

Seriously Teeha Yeah Teeha Probably if that was me and I saw another roll I'd probably go Teeha Is that your parents just trying to be a bit more creative or they knew what Teeha and they went well We've got to change it up for our Teeha I really don't know my mum is next to me in the car at the moment so I can hit her up if you like. Yeah ask her, we've got time. Mum what was what was the deal with the H why did we go with that spelling? I just like different. She liked to be different.

She likes to be different. She's a peacock you gotta let her fly. Well absolutely. Yeah, exactly. I'm very curious. What a creative, you know, quirky lady like Tia wants to spend $10,000 on. I wanna go back to Europe guys, please help me. I'm a single mom, I've got two kids and I can't afford it. Oh, two kids. Well let's get Tia and the kids to Europe, I guess. Or can you leave them with grandma right there?

They're staying with Granny's mom. They're gonna stay with Narnie. Narni looked after him the first time I'm sure she'll have him for a second time. I'll leave a couple of K with her. I'm sure she'll be fine. I love that. Well one thing stands between you and a one-way ticket, well not one way, you'll come home eventually. A ticket to McAnals. I don't want you to freak out Tia but you're gonna work with the letter Z What guys? Come on! There's only so many words, people freak out It's not as hard as you think There's not enough words, you only need ten words that start with Z Yep Alright? Z?

You've got this Come on, come on Tia Picture yourself on the beach somewhere in Spain Yes, Spain Alright, you ready? No, okay, yeah, I might not go Picture yourself on the beach somewhere. Spine. Spine. Alright, you ready? No, okay, yeah, I might okay. Your time.

We'll start after the first question. Starting with the letter Z, we need your name. A number. Zero. A movie. Pass. A country. Zimbabwe.

A fashion brand. Zara. A verb. A country. A country. Zimbabwe. A country. Zimbabwe. A country. Zimbabwe. A fashion brand. Zara. A verb. Z?

A periodic element. Wait, can I go? Oh, that's not a periodic element. God. Zink. Something in a horror movie. Pass. No, we don't see for verb. Prize. Um... Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- I don't know what happened there guys. Look, that's hard. You got yourself four. A movie could have been Zoolander, a verb could have been zip, zoom, zap.

Um, something in a whole movie, zombie, but I think we'd given up by that stage. Look, Timah, it was still fun to talk to you. Hey man, you got periodic elements. That's always hard. Yeah, that was weird. I don't know how I got that. Even at number zero. I read a book early. You don't think of it? It's there.

Look, you don't go by an empty hand of $100 to spend online at Trady Underway. Oh, god. Oh, cool! I need new undies, I'm recently single. Oh, there you go, refresh that underwear drawer. Everyone out there listening to her single, she's got new undies. Are you on the apps Tia, or is it too soon? You're on the apps. No, I'm on here in Skye.

Alright, T-E-E-H-A, she's a good time and she knows Zink. Yeah, he's also single. Shy Guy. Yeah. Oh. What are you looking for in a fella or a lady, Tia? Um, look, I am looking for the right person and they have to be an extrovert like me. Oh, I like that.

Someone wonderful. I like that. Sorry, Shy Guy. Sorry, Shy Guy. Had you been talking for all these words he's just said? Yep. We need a confident guy. Oh, I like that. Someone wonderful. I like that. Sorry, Shy Guy. Sorry, Shy Guy. Had to get in trouble for all these words he's just said. Yep. We need, we need, confident guy. Oh, confident guy.

Yeah, do you want my Instagram handle or what, guys? Yeah, you can put it out there right now. You might get a few calls. Okay, no problem. Okay, my Instagram handle is lowkeyblackt, T-E-E at the end. Lowkeyblackt, T-E-E. Anyone, fellas, ladies, whatever. It doesn't matter. Confidence. Confident human beings. Extroverted. Lowkeyblackt. TEE. Anyone. Fellas, ladies, whatever.

It doesn't matter. Confidence. Confident human beings. Extraverted. Low-key black tea with TEE-HA. Oh my god. You're a vibe and a half, Tee. Are you having a great rest of your day?

I really am. You have no idea. Thanks guys. I'm going in for a colonoscopy. Have a good day. What a Tuesday. Lucky we've got you some brand new aunties. Goodness gracious.

So good. Have you been on that juice? You've been cleansing? You've got it all out? Guysies! Goodness gracious! So good! Have you been on that juice? You've been cleansing? You've got it all out? Guys, it's been a great 24 hours, I'm not feeling good. You've got to do that detox thing, don't you?

Yeah, apparently it's the worst feeling. Honestly, Moby Prep, those guys sponsor me. It has been a time. I hope they find no polyps. All the best. My Instagram is blowing up I don't know what I've done. Enjoy it! Good luck! Oh jeez, this is big. Hey, it's Babs. And this is my blog. Commence Operation Superstar Prank.

Slay. Not to bury the lead, Babs, but you just revealed had to get permission to talk about this next topic. So I am intrigued. Excited. Yeah, someone got briefed last night. Ooh, it's someone your partner?

Yeah, guys, I need some advice from both of you. Oh, yes! Yeah. We've never given Babs advice. No, she's never asked for it. We give a lot of unsolicited advice and she rolls her eyes at us. Doesn't reply to texts. No. What do you got? Well I need to identify if this is a red flag in my relationship. Oh yeah. Okay. So I've been really wanting to go to Europe for a long time and have made this vocal to my partner.

I think I know where this is going. He's going to Europe. Yeah. Without me. With the boys? With the boys. Okay. For four weeks. Okay. On a Contiki. Hot boy summer. Yeah. Okay, okay. How did he pitch this to you originally when the boys were booking tickets? Well it kind of just manifested by itself. There was no real planning or lead up. It was kind of just like, this is what I'm doing. Yeah sometimes wheels are in motion, things cannot be undone. Well that's kind of, that was the argument is, oh like, it just kind of happened. Whaaah.

Aka, as someone who's travelled a bit overseas, you've done trips overseas, do they just happen? Or is there planning and conversations involved? I have been in this exact situation with my partner when we were three years into our relationship. Well, it's pretty much the same time, we're about two and a half, almost three years now. So the boys all want to go on a six week Europe trip and I wanted to go with them, so I started planning with them, but I was also speaking to Morgan at the time about going to Europe

with her and traveling. Yep. Didn't join the two worlds just yet and I had to tell them so I started playing with them but I was also speaking to Morgan at the time about going to Europe with her and traveling yeah didn't join the two worlds just yet and I had to tell Morgan how I'm going over with the boys first like we're going to Mickey Ness and doing all the things. Let me get that out, suing us out of my sister. You wouldn't want to be there trust me it'll be gross it'll be horrible I'll do that for you. You can get the shell of me that's left after the six weeks and we'll continue on. And that's exactly what happened. So then, and then she met me after, and we kept, we went for a bit longer.

Did you go to romantic places? So I allowed her to come in for the last two weeks on the boys trip. So we had- Allowed is a great one. We had a six week trip, and I said, look after four weeks, just meet us in Berlin. And then we can all, we can do Berlin together,

two weeks, you come on the boys trip, and then they leave, and then me and her stayed on. Right. Oh, so there was some Venn diagram crossover. Exactly. How did she go? She dislocated her knee at my sister's 21st in Australia and couldn't fly so then she was three weeks late So I just had to stay on the boys trip. Did she slip or did you have put a banana peel? She slipped and couldn't fly over but it was I remember it being a tough conversation Yeah, I mean I'm trying to be like super cool about it, but every time it brings, every time it comes up my eye just starts twitching by itself. Question, did you

discuss this with him before he discussed the boy's trip or you don't know when the boy's trip was discussed? I discussed this before. I've been very vocal about it. I really want to go to Italy. He's going to Italy. See now that's where I was gonna say the only leeway is if he's going to places you have no you've never done any of Europe. So he's just saying what you have interest or no interest in. Yeah so there's been like a lot of talk about where we're gonna go and stuff in the house. And these things don't just pop out of thin air babs. No one's DM'd him and gone hey Jethro I've bought you a ticket. Are you free?

Yeah, these are planning. There's itinerary. Oh, yeah. There's conversation around who wants to do what? Yes. This is a massive red flag I know it's tough. That is tough on because at least with my situation I was going for six months Yeah, yeah, where is this one? You might not get back. He might not go again next year now That was my argument too is that I kind of was like, well, are you gonna want to go? next year. Well that was my argument too is that I kind of was like well are you gonna want to go when I'm gonna want to go. Do you know what the slippery slope is now? And while I'm away do you want to just do your thing and I'll do my thing? That's where this goes, that's where this goes. I'm telling you because I was the Jethro in one of these situations many years ago. The boyfriend was staying here, I was going over and that's the conversation I sat him down for.

So prepare yourself sis! Well I've already told Chargai that there's gonna be a period of four weeks where I'm just gonna be like a shell- Depressed, yeah, totally. I'm not waiting for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I reckon we get you and Tia out of the clubs! Here's one, would you just book with one of your girlfriends and just go over at the same time and go stuff it? I'm gonna do my trip. My best friend's already going with other friends.

Oh goodness me. So hang on, so you've been left out of two groups? Yeah, I'm actually feeling not okay at the moment. So 131060, what do you want to do here? Are you the loser of the group? Are you a loser? What'd you get left out of? The boyfriend and the best friend.

Geez, Angus and I going in July, would you like to come with me? You can babysit. Yeah, you can babysit, that'd be fun. You can be the nanny. You won't be part of business though, you'll be at the back. And that's okay. So did you want to put anything out to the world? I just kind of wanted some advice on how I can navigate this really.

But also if people have been left out of stuff, please call and make me feel better. 13 10 60, any advice for Babsy? What do you think? Or what do you get left out of? Yeah, I like that. I'm worried about, yes let's ask for advice, but I'm worried it's going to sink you deeper. Yeah. And deeper. Throw it out, I'm pretty deep. Man, can you imagine Babs in that month when it's all depressing? I know.

Oh my goodness. Isn't it your boyfriend's birthday tomorrow as well? Oh no. Oh je- 13, 10, 60 we got women's state of origin tickets off for grabs. I love that. Help her out. Help her sister out. Let's help this young lady out. Oh.

Guys, don't look at me like that. Jess, how did it- How did it- And with that relationship where you went over and did the- the Jeffer- That ain't the guy I married, Ducko. Oh no. Jess and Ducko! But right now we're in the middle of this... Hey, it's Babs, and this is my blog.

Commence Operation Superstar Bratslay! We're trying to identify a red flag in young Babs' relationship. Her boyfriend of three years has just said, E, gonna go on contikia over to Europe with Du Bois, leaving sweet Babs at home even though she has expressed a Desire to travel with him to these very destination. She's sad man. She's sad so We're looking for some advice. We're looking for maybe some people who are in the loser club

Maybe some people who are in the loser club. You loser! No, we feel bad for Nanny. Oh, because the extra layer is her girlfriends, her best girlfriends. They're going too. They're going and she didn't get the invite. And off there Jess is just saying Babs can definitely come as a babysitter to her Europe trip and she's allowed to go. Nanny sounds, or Pe?

And Jess saying, which is exciting, you're allowed to do your own thing at night time, but why are you doing the move? Could you be on duty during the day? That sounds fun, Babs. But no business class. Yeah, no, you'd be on duty during the day? Sounds fun loves. But no business class. Yeah, no you'd be in the back of the plane near the toilets. Do you want to go to Europe or not?

Yeah, yes I do. Anyway, Glen, good friend of the show has called through. Glen, good morning. Morning legends. Glenny. Babe, what's your take on all this? Well, my wife is leaving for Europe for three weeks on Saturday. Okay, Glenny didn't get the call up.

No, I didn't. Look, I'm obviously jealous. I've always wanted to go to Europe. I've done a bit of travelling and stuff like that, and I've always wanted to do Europe, and my wife does know that, but she's going over there with her mum. They're doing a family thing in Poland,

like they've got Dutch heritage and stuff. And I think, Bab, you need to embrace it, love. It's a healthy thing to have a bit of a spacey relationship. Dr. Doug's heritage and stuff. And I think, Brad, I think, Babs, you need to embrace love. It's a healthy thing to have a bit of space in your relationship. And three years in, honestly, I think you should be in long enough where it shouldn't be so much of an issue. And if you don't miss him, then it's not healthy. So I think it's a good thing.

Oh, OK. I almost think Glenn needs to go on from that. That's what he's very well said. That is some confusion.. Confucius. Very good. Thank you Glenn. Good luck while you're wiped away for that amount of time. Leanne, Leanne, good morning.

Morning. Leanne, what's your take on this? Have you got any advice for young babs as her boyfriend ditches her for contigui with Du Bois? Don't go. Just go. Just go. Just go. So it's a person who says you know it's healthy and then we

end like go. Are you saying go to the places he's going and watch? Well you can do it that way or surprise I'm here. Oh rock up on the contiki. That could be imagine if they break up then and there though on the spot.

Just have fun. Just have fun? What better place do I find yourself than in Europe? Yeah, okay. Okay, thank you Leanne. The thing is, everyone's got varying advice. I know, yeah they do. It's tough. Do your girlfriends say like, you know, run for the hills, are they annoyed? I have expressed it to my housemates and they're just kind of like aww like

aww poor little one yeah and they're just kind of like we'll be around for those like things well you know you're the jazz I want a proposition put together proposal and I need to see you're working with children's check and first case certificate how does it work with nannies? Do you have to pay for your nanny to come over? I think we could work that out. What if I, what if you get yourself there, but I pay you a per diem? Oh, a daily allowance.

A daily allowance. You get a couple of ice creams or something. A couple of canolies. Don't knock yourself out. Jess and Ducco If you'd like to be in the crowd seeing Katy Perry do her thing, you need to be able to identify seeing Katy Perry do her thing, you need to be able to identify a Katy Perry song within one second.

Yeah, we have a carryover champ. If you get it today, you carryover tomorrow. If you're still there on Friday and when you get the tickets, yesterday we met 13 year old Sophie who joins us. Good morning, Sophie. Morning. Sophie, are you prepared? Are you ready to defend the crown?

Absolutely, I think. Okay. Are you nervous backing up the second day? Very much. Okay all right okay well I've got the one second here I'll drop the music here we go good luck. I'll play it again for you Soph. What song is that Sophie? What song is that, Sophie? I am not really sure. Do you want to take a stab? Yeah, I'll take a stab. Sure.

What? What do you want to lock in? This is nerve-racking. Yeah, she's nervous. This is high stakes. It is. Yeah. What are you thinking?

Well, it's... I feel like it's from the new album because I don't really recognise it. Sure. Okay. You're an old Alamoji fan. What's your gut telling you? Pull one out. Um...

I'm just gonna say... Yes? The one that got away. It is not safe. Well you're the one that got away Soph because unfortunately incorrect. Oh sorry Soph so we go to Renee good morning Renee. Good morning. Here we go I'll play it for you again so you can hear it nice and clearly okay. Okay. That is the one second. What song is it? Oh, wow. I have absolutely no idea.

So I'll take a stab in the dark. And I'll say Harley's in Hawaii. Ooh. Harley's in Hawaii? That's, you know, deep. Great guess. Yeah, good guess, but no. Amanda, hello?

Hi. Amanda, listen, turn your ears up. Here's the one second. What do you reckon, Amanda? I think it's Unconditionally. I think you're correct. Oh my god! From the 2013 Prism album.

Oh, that's my favorite. Obviously, Sophie's kicking herself. She's kicking herself because of an old school one too. Congratulations, Amanda. Are you excited? Yeah, I'm very excited. I'm very nervous. You've got to come back tomorrow though, Amanda.

This time tomorrow, we're doing it again, OK? Yeah, OK. Clear your schedule. It makes it harder the second day. You'd be more nervous. I think so because you've proven your chops. But now, was it a fluke? Was it a fluke?

Or do you know? Katy Perry Perry like the back of your hand? Amanda, same time tomorrow, but again, if Amanda stumbles, be ready to swoop. Be there to catch it. We'll see you tomorrow Amanda, thanks for that. And coming up next, I'm going to tell the team about something. Morgan has hurt one of you. Harmed one of you. Harmed, harmed a rice cooker.

Oh gosh. A team member. Oh gosh. And you don't know it yet. I don't rice cooker. Oh gosh. A team member. Oh gosh. And you don't know it yet. I don't think you know it yet. Okay. Okay. I felt like the world was unsettled in my waters. Well, you should Jess, because it does relate to you.

Morgan, Morgan, what have you done? What? Jess and Ducco. So a team member has been hurt. A junior team member has been hurt. I don't know how to say this. I thought it might come up to you Jess about what happened late last week. You thought like little birdie told me or something? Yeah I thought you might get told so I just kind of let it marinate for a few days but you didn't and it hasn't. You mentioned your wife is at the epicentre of this. No one has

dobed on your wife to me. I just want to I didn't do anything. She's guilty. Not me. I wash my hands of her sins I'm not married to her at this point. I've got to watch these down. Oh, wow So we went to we had it. We had a little daycare to her. Okay, and your child Lucia Noah she is she was at this daycare and now you actually recommended this daycare to us because it's so hard it's a whole thing who would have known daycares are so friggin hard to get into and so competitive and guys if you're if you're wondering is this job right for me should I pivot open a daycare not saying it's easy no no no but you need and it's exactly it's not something you

think about so you need to think about it and you're like really she right now she's a potato I can't imagine her going to think about it. And then you're like, really? Right now she's a potato. I can't imagine her going to a daycare. I know. But you're right, you need to have these conversations now. I met someone the other day who went to eight and had eight interviews and is still trying to decide. I'm like, that's excessive.

I found one and I liked it. Are they trying to decide or can they not get into seven of them? They couldn't get into a few, but then they're trying to decide. Right. Anyway, you'd give me a recommendation. I'm not going to name names. You give me a recommendation for one that you go that Lucia's going to, she's very happy, you're happy.

And I just thought, Jess does the leg work, I'm happy with that. I am the perfect age bracket above you because you now have an 18 month run to plan your life. I'm happy to do that for you, cause you know what? I've got a friend who did it for me. Exactly, I've got Lucia's wardrobe on Florence. So it's like, this fits. We took Flo to the daycare last week and obviously I've got the cheer's wardrobe on Florence. So it's like, oh, this, this fits.

We, we took Flo to the daycare last week and obviously Flo doesn't know what's going on, she doesn't know where she is. All she knows is mommy's boobs. That's right. And we get there and, um, I try. Oh God, I try. Uh, we stop trying. It's funny. And then I say, psych and throw it more.

I don't. Holding the neck. It's all right. He passed it. Holding the neck. I was trying to film! And throw it at Morgan. I don't. I'm Paul Floyd. Holding the neck, it's all right. He passed him holding the neck. I was trying to film her doing something the other day. Like I was trying, you know in Harry Potter when Hermione's trying to get the broom and she's going up, up.

Yeah. I was trying to get Floyd to lift her head off the ground. I was like, up, up. And I was trying to film her. Morgan's like, literally goes after her. I was like, don't worry, sweetie. You've just got to accept it. This is part of what he does to us.

To us. To us. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Morgan married it. Floyd was just bought into it. This is part of what he does to us. Anyway, Morgan married it. Flo was just born into it. That's right. That's right. She chose. She chose to procreate with you. So we're doing the tour and Lucia is there and Lucia sees us. She's also Lucia loved the instructor, the care or whatever. I really like her.

Yes. Yes. Recognized us, but didn't like run at us. Obviously it'd been a weird... I worded her up you were going as well. I'm disappointed she didn't do a song and dance for you. She didn't but I could tell she knew us and she was wanting to be around us but she was doing that classic thing where she was shy and I said, oh Lucia, because I know she's been trying to jump lately. Yes, she's been working on the jumping.

And she's developing kneecaps. Yes. And I said, Lucia, show us your jump, show us your jump and then she did the little jump, got a bit of air and I was like, look at that and she was like all about it. That's so cute. And so we walked around the corner looking, but also just quietly daycares, like mad houses. Like you walk in, there's like kids

just like playing in a puddle, one kid in a sandpit, one kid over there just like hitting another kid. And you're like, this is just like, it could be a geriatric home right now. Right. It is. It's hilarious. And you look at the educators and you go, Patients of Saints.

And they were so lovely. How do you do it? So lovely. So anyways, this was my first ever daycare experience too. I hadn't been in one and we didn't know what we were looking for, but this looked great. Lucia's been following us around. She's getting confident. She's seeing birds now.

And she's like, ah, ah. Yeah, Uncle Ducko. She's pointing and I'm like, oh wow, that's exciting. I'm holding Flo and then Morgan's just sort of walking around freely. Morgan turns her back when Lucia runs to Morgan to get all excited, trips over Morgan's shoe and just face plants and eats it and just starts crying. And I was like, Morgan did it! Morgan did this! Did I just hear that correctly? Your wife tripped my kid.

That's exactly what happened. That's exactly what happened. I'm surprised we weren't banished from the place. I'm sorry to put you in the middle of this, but you're gonna have to choose here. Your wife or me. Because you cannot have both ladies in your life moving forward. I was like, what the hell? Are you joking? She's only a baby, Morgan! I know! Instantly the instructor picked her up and she stopped crying, but I was like, Jesus, we'll get back to Jess. Because I was about to also whip out my camera and get a photo with

Lucci and I was like, nah, photo at a daycare. That probably looks weird. I'm probably gonna say no to that one. Are you going to take my word that I know this kid? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, this could feel a bit weird. That actually would have been a good test. You let a man take a photo with my kids.

And then trip them. So anyway, we haven't heard back from daycare, but I'm hoping we get on the list still. I picked her up that afternoon. I'm on the pick up, Angus is on the drop off. I was not informed. It made me feel like- That a strange lady had walked in and tripped my kid. Right.

I'll be having stern words this week. I just got the notification. Oh, Hanford Mouth. No. Oh, that's a walk in the- Jess and Ducco. 13, 10, 60. We need more sound effects because yesterday,

jeez, the rice cookers gave us gifts. We're so grateful. We are so grateful that when we put the call out, people answer it. We were talking about a ship that washed up on some Norwegian dudes in his yard. Basically he lives on the shore. We said, imagine waking up to a ship. That's right. And you're a sound effect gallery.

It failed you. So lucky I was able to step up and give you my, I'm gonna say, excellent ship horn. Yep. Ooooooooh. It's a bit duller today. Well, you know. It's a bit sad ship. I was overshadowed.

Is your ship Babs today? I was overshadowed by young Glen. Yeah. Young Glen who called up and said, you should be ashamed of yourself Jess. This is what a ship horn sounds like. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pranks he said... So whilst we asked Cooper to do the ship horn he probably was doing more furball maybe? I think so. We'll relabel Coopers. Yeah yeah. But we realized hey the rice cookers have skills and for the sound effect gallery can we accumulate some more? We need some more.

We need some more. You've contributed yourself, Ducko. God, you're busy over there on all the buttons, on all the pots and pans. This is me doing a kitten. Which I've got to tell you. I don't think I can do it that good again. Shy Guy's also contributed to the animal gallery with a wonderful donkey. We haven't had anyone usurping but hey if you've got a donkey that you think could record over like old VHS. Do we record over a shy guy donkey?

We've got Tanya who played the recorder for us. Unbelievable thing. What else? Have we have any other gallery from Rice Cookers so far? What people have done? We've got BJ. You and an air hole. If you ever need that. Do you want quotes or do you want sound effects? Oh sorry sound effects. Now we're blurring the line. I've got a lot of quotes. Like I've got a lot of quotes. They've delivered in that regard. But I don't have any other sound effects from the rice cookers. No, that's right. So we are looking across the board. Animals.

That includes birds. I'd love a great magpie. Or cook-a-burra! Oh, that's a monkey. Not the best. Anyway, you know. That was quite nice. Thank you. Was that a little magpie? Yeah, sure. That was magpie? Yeah sure. Sure, it was whatever you want.

That was magpie feet of each other. Your party trick sound effect is what we're asking. That's right, so whether it be in the animal kingdom, whether it is a mode of transport, now we've got sheep horn, don't be coming with more sheep horns, I don't think we need it. We don't need another one. If you can do a great celebrity impression, I guess.

Oh yeah impressions. I guess, but I think I'd really like something that, you know, next time I'm talking and duck, oh, I've got that. I've got that. To enhance. We can play it. We can play it.

It'd be really, really fun. We've got the double pass to the women's state of origin up for grabs. Yeah, game three. Let's dangle that little carrot. Yeah, go to state of origin because you made something cool with your mouth. Yeah, I can do a, but I can't do every time,

the water droplet sound. Go. Spot on. Thank you so much. Bang, he nailed it. Yes. Well, lock that away. Water droplet ducko. Yep, bang. And that way we'll always credit you. Do you know what I mean? Like, Glennie's going to get brought up a lot because you'd be surprised how much Shiborn gets brought up on this program. Shiborn's takeover this show. oh my god yeah 13 1060 you know Babs is the thrush lady just a little thrush that's covered any any you know downstairs issue that gets brought up she's the voice of it so what do you got for us rice cookers what have you got let's go Jess and duck oh right now 13 1060 we for us rice cookers? What have you got? Let's go, call us. Jess and Ducco.

Right now, 13 10 60. We need the rice cookers help. What sound effect can you make? We identified a chink in the armour yesterday with the lack of ship horn sound effect, but Lucky Glenn came to our aid. It's like I'm on the water. He forever will be known as Ship Horn Glenn and whenever a ship gets mentioned on the show that will be played.

So what else can you do with your mouth? What sound effect can you make that we can really pad out our sound effect bar? So we can leave it on my sound. I've got like heaps of boards here with buttons on them with sounds. We can leave it on that forever. That's right. Whether it's transport, whether it's an impression, whether it's an animal. We need them.

Alicia, good morning. Good morning. You know what? Don't even tell us what you can do. Just do it. No. That's sensational. That is a great piggy.

That almost felt like it hurt, Alicia. Does that, does that give you pain in the nasal? No, I've been able to do that since I was a kid. Can you do it for longer? Can you give me two, two oinks? Oh, that's a hungry little piggy right there. Alicia, we'll clip it. Clip it.

So, go on the button bar. Alicia the pig. Alicia the pig. That's what you're known as on this show forever. Chloe on 13 10 60, good morning to you. Good morning, how are you? Mate, we couldn't be better. Well, I'm having so much fun already and we've just heard one pig. Yeah. Don't

tell us what you can do just do it. All right ready? Is that like an alarm of some sort? I think it's a bird. I'm pretty sure it's a bird. I think it's a bird. Any specific bird that you're channeling there, Chloe? It's like a peacock or something like that. I can't remember, but a bird sounds like that. Obviously just a bird. A bird sounds like that, Jess. There's a bird out there. Have you lived? If you went to the rainforest and played that sound, birds would come. I must say, the length of which you held back was commendable. Your endurance. Chloe, you're saved as something bird something.

We go to... Non-descript rainforest bird. Could double as an alarm or ringing telephone. Absolutely. Ellie, good morning to you. Hi, good morning. Ellie, I can see you're taking us to the bug world, but just do it. Let's see if we can pick it.

All right. Wow. That's really cool. Really good. So it's a cricket. Yeah. Wow. Cause you don't even hear crickets. Yeah.

Does that hurt to do? No, I just, I've been able to do it since I was younger. So. Oh my God. Just always been a fan of the cricket. Oh Ellie saved this cricket. Save that cricket Ellie. Thank you. That's awesome. Sarah, hello. Oh no, this is Wendy Witch. It's a witch, we've got a witch. Wendy the Witch. Wendy the Witch. Whips this one out. Well thank you

for taking us out of the animal kingdom. Yeah. Can you give us another witch cackle please Wendy? Yeah. Oh my goodness. Oh it's giving wicked. I love it. Can you say in your witch voice Sarah, I'm melting. I'm melting. It actually is a good witch voice. It's pretty good. The nasallness of which she gets. Thank you Sarah. Okay, you're safe with those witch. We go to Shannon.

Good morning Shannon. Morning. Shannon, great to have you on the show. Can you please give us a sound effect for our buttons? Okay. Oh, it's a good chicken. Oh crap. Jess does the chicken on this show.

I do a chicken. So now you're going to have to go against Shannon to see who gets the chicken right. Close your eyes Ducco. Oh, Jess does the chicken. I do a chicken. So now you're going to have to go against Shannon to see who gets the chicken. Close your eyes, Ducco. Okay, I'm closing. Shannon, you're going to go and then I'm going to go and he's going to pick which is better. Go Shannon. Oh no, I fumbled. Your chicken had a testy pop.

Your chicken's going through puberty. I've got to prep you best for chicken. Shannon! Yes! Shannon, that was really good. I'm going to go for the chicken. I'm going to go for the chicken. I'm going to go for the chicken.

I'm going to go for the chicken. I'm going to go for the chicken. I'm going to go for the chicken. I'm going to go for the chicken. I'm going to go for! I know! I've got a preview best chicken! I think Shannon's the chicken! Shannon! Aww! Yes! Shannon, that was really good! Do you live on a farm or something? I grew up in Narrabri, yeah. Yeah, man! He's going up around chickens!

He talks chicken, man. Well done. I was born with the chickens. I merely adopted the chickens. That's a Deep Cut Bane reference from a Batman fan. Don't play the thing. That's a deep-cut Bane reference from a Batman fans. Don't play the thing. Gem, hello. Gem, I can know a dolphin. Alright Gem. Okay now Gem, this is high stakes because like Shannon did my chicken, Darko does a

good dolphin so give us your best Gem. That's good. That's a great dolphin. I'm going to close my eyes Darko, you give me a dolphin. Okay. I'm like Gem's good. It's a great dog. Oh damn. I'm gonna close my eyes. I thought you give me a dolphin, okay? I'm like I'm like Jim's dad Mike that is that is that is some kid parent dolphin in right there I think we could be really please have a chorus of dolphins Jim and duck oh go together One of the great radio moments One of the great radio moments. Mate, Flipper is waving to me from the water.

Jem, that was solid. If your voice ever fails, next time we have dolphins. We can watch Jem's development as she grows into an adult dolphin. That's a great idea. Well done Jem. We've got one more. This has been great guys. Katie joins us. Good morning Katie. Good morning guys, how are you going? Katie, earlier we had a, I'm gonna say non-descript bird. I'm gonna need more specific from you, because I can see you're doing a bird.

But let me see if we can tell the exact species. Go. Alright, alright. Here we go. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That is incredible. That is incredible. Sarah earlier, whoever was trying to do whatever but that was Ellie maybe. Chloe. Chloe sorry. Katie. That's great. A peacock in the wild. I want to hear it again. Go. Yeah one more. Okay okay. When did you know you could do

that? Well I went to the place with the peacock and I heard the peacock do it and I'm like I could do that. Yeah that's a good peacock. And when you did it did you notice the peacock sort of come on over or at least react? Look the peacock did chase me down the car park at one stage and I was ducking behind cars. It was like a mating dance. Do you know what you're saying you know? I don't know I'm probably swearing at it. You probably probably are. Stuck for you, Gary. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, oh, that's brilliant. Alright, Katie, you're saved as our peacock. Well done. Locked in as the peacock. Oh, that was fantastic.

I'm happy to keep going. So if you've got more, we've got more of the show to do. Oh, we do have Alpha Bucks right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll do that, then we'll come back. Ah, great, I dig that. 13, 10, 16, 10K, let's go next.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko's 10k alpha bucks on Hit Alpha Buck! You have 30 seconds, 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, you can't use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question just say pass. We come back to you of course. If there is time we're planning for $10,000, everyone's favourite cash contest today we have Damien good morning Damien your morning Damo Damo Damo good morning what do you want to spend ten grand on well I've got a nice new set of golf clubs that I've been ironing off so that'll definitely help.

What are we talking Damien talk to me what brand are we going on? You heard of the Callaway I I think the Callaway, the elites. Oh, going on the elites, okay. Full set, you're gonna mix and match with your irons. Absolutely, yeah. How much does a full set set you back? Set you back close to five, I reckon. God damn. Yeah, they can do this.

What's your handicap, Damo? It'll be the golf clubs, definitely. Okay. The golf clubs will definitely be the handicap. It's a user error. Yeah, I'm off about 10 at the moment. I was about to say, I thought the answer to that question should have been a number and now I'm confused. But I see Damo's got a golf gear.

He's cracking a joke. I get it. Damo's a good player, 10. He's nearly in the single digits. That's impressive. Yeah, yeah. Alright, well let's get you 10 grand to get you some nice new clothes. This would be lovely. Damien, great omen for you babe, your letter's D. D for Damien. You ready to rock? I'm ready. Okay, your time, we'll start after the first question. Starting with the letter D, we need you to name something in the bedroom. A door.

Something sweet. A donut. A boy's name. Damien. A fashion brand. Dolce and Gabbana. An adverb. Pass.

A flower. Daffodil. A TV show. Pass. A bird. A bird, oh my god. An actress. We came out of the gates so strong, Damo, for the clubs. We had four in a row. We ended up only with five, the pass mark. An adverb, anything L-Y, darkly, daringly.

A TV show, I mean there's a few, but downtown Abbey, downtown Abbey, downtown Abbey, downtown Abbey. A TV show, I mean there's a few, but downtown Abbey, downtown Abbey. A TV show, I mean there's a few, but downtown Abbey, downtown Abbey. A TV show, I mean there's a few, but downtown Abbey, downtown Abbey.. An adverb, anything ly, darkly, daringly, a TV show. I mean, there's a few, but downtown Abbey, downtown Abbey, I should say, Doctor Who, Dexter. A bird could have been the duck. The humble duck. If we'd gone with Boss Tracer's original idea for the show and called it Jess and the

Duck, might have been top of mind for Damien. But we went with duck-o and it's just not top of mind. An actress could have been Drew Barrymore, people. We went with duck O and it's just not top of mind. An actress could have been Drew Barrymore, Dakota Fanning, there's a few. Look, you didn't get the 10k, you're not getting the golf clubs, but so you don't soil yourself when you hit a bad shot, we're going to give you a hundred bucks to spend at Trady. Nice. Yeah. Thanks guys.

You're very welcome. We've all soiled ourselves on the T-box before, Damien. It happens. It happens. Damien's got a tan handicap, he's like, hmm, this won't work for me. Not me, mate. Thanks for playing, Damo. Thanks for coming on. No worries. Thanks, guys. Adios. Adios.

We have got more chances at the Tickets to State of Origin. Yeah, just good times. The Women's Game this Thursday, of course. Are you still doing animal sounds next? I would actually really like to but I didn't get a temperature check from everyone. We haven't discussed it off air. We're reviving. I think Shy Guy's done. And Bath, you put through like eight people just before. Were there more? Do you think that there's more people who'd like to contribute their sound effect? Probably yes but I don't want to make the group decision.

I'll make it let's do it again. Yay! Why not? He never wants fun. He never chooses fun. Do you see that? I went to Bams because I thought she'd green-light it. That was like good cop, bad cop. Jess and Ducco.

13, 10, 60. Call us, make a sound. What's your party trick sound? What's your party trick? What sound can you make with your mouth? Now, we've had an extensive catalogue of animals. We've gone to the animal kingdom hard and fast. We just had the most terrific peacock.

It was so good, wasn't it? Oh my God, I don't think anything we could have found off YouTube would rival that peacock. This was before doing it, Katie before I should say doing the peacock. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Amazing. And now we forever have that at Ducko's Fingertips. Next time we have a peacock story, you'll be playing Katie. This is a show powered by rice cookers. Yeah it is. Do you know what I mean? And that feels good to me. I want to build all your sounds.

In a world of AI, Ducko, we're going back to people power. I love that. I knew this felt good for a reason. I love that. Big middle finger to AI. And I can't just play this all the time. I need more sounds. Need more sounds. So yes, I can see a lot more people also want to play in animals, but do not let

that deter you if you can do a mode of transport. If you think you can do a good impression of one of us or Babs or Shia. Oh my God, we had a witch before. Oh, the witch is great. Sensational. Let's go to Crystal. Hello. Hello.

Good morning. Don't tell us what you can do Crystal. Just do it. Okay. Quack, quack, quack, quack. It's in the quack, isn't it? It's a duck. Crystal's doing a duck. Were you going for duck-o or you were doing a duck? We'll go with a duck. Yeah, let's go with a duck. It was a good quack. It was all right. Oh, you didn't rate the quack. I love that Crystal had a go. Yeah, she did. And I don't want to poo poo any of them. When you've got Katie's peacock. Yeah. I don't know. I mean different birds right? Having said that, it's the only duck we've had.

We haven't had any other ducks. Like I thought I was the chicken for the show. Shannon came and schooled me. So I'm happy to be proven wrong. Okay. Crystal is currently the duck. She- Alicia, hello. The duck's a bit sad. Hi. Uh, don't tell us what you can do, just do it. Um, uh, okay. Meh. Now that- That was pretty good.

That was a good lamb. That was a great lamb. Cause I can tell it wasn't a sheep. That was a young- That was a young lamb. That was a young lamb. That was a young lamb. That was a young lamb.

Possibly going into slaughter, we're not sure, but- How could the lamb chop? Oh my god. Can you do it one more time? meh that was sad see that was a distress Alicia the lamb has just heard these guys like lamb chops I'm freaked out we'll take your first one Alicia because the second one was a bit sad we go to Pete oh this would be interesting. Pete, go for it.

Pete, Pete. Yeah. Have you got a kid right next to you that you just pinched or something? Nah, I'm in my truck at the moment actually. Pete, that is an incredible crying baby. It was unbelievable. Did you mimic that of one of your kids? Like, do you have kids? I don't know, it's just something I've always done. I can do a few animal noises, my baby's always wet.

That is an excellent crying child. So Pete, alright, we're going to do a real life scenario. Pete, be listening for your cue. Dukkho, quickly tell a story about Flo. Just give Pete a lead. Like, do you want a sad story? Nah, nah, any story. So Flo, she had her shots yesterday and then when she got her needle she was very upset and cried. That's the way it'll work moving forward because we are banking Pete. I almost want to get Pete in

and get that into the big stick. You know what I mean? Crisp! Crisp crying baby! Pete, that was exceptional! Thank you very much! Oh, welcome! Wow, crying baby, that's the party trick. Alright, we're going to go to a song, we're going to come back with more because there's a few ducks that have called in thinking, can you do a better duck?

We've got a turkey, we've got a cow, 131060. It's basically open mic night. It is open mic night! Some are good, some are great! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. We're sending the staff into the office into a frizz because there is just animal noises being played all through our speakers here at work. They're wondering who brought the petting zoo in for a Tuesday?

This is good gear. No, this is just a chink in the armour we identified. Ah, Ducko, you've got a lot of buttons on your side of the desk, my friend. Damn you, Bernie! Yep. But yesterday when we asked for the rice cookers to give us their best ship horn, we realised we don't need the internet, we don't need AI, we've got the people. Glenn gave us his ship horn.

Oh, great chips. It's open to can of worms. Katie gave us a ship horn. And it's open to can of worms. Katie gave us a peacock. Unbelievable from Katie. We just had Pete do a crying baby, which genuinely made me think there's a baby in distress. I'm going to build all these up so I can, I'll have to create a new page because there's been that many good ones. I don't want to hear nothing you've ripped off YouTube anymore.

We don't need it. We've got people for that. We've had no one do a John Malkovich impression, so we'll keep that one. But other than that... Apart from that, we go to Rebecca. We need the people. Bec, good morning to you.

Good morning guys. Rebecca, don't tell us what you can do, just do it. Oh, do you have a cow in the background too? There's a potty calf in the car, what can I say? Oh there's a potty, we've got a cow family We've got a symphony of cows, bovine symphony Because right now the only cow sound effect we have is Hey cow!

So, you know Thank you, Bec I think I wanted more elongation. You're belonging that cow's a bit short. Yeah, but that's me now being very particular. That cow's just been milked, it's tired. Oh, that's got nothing in the tank. Here we go, we've got another duck.

Good morning, Jess. Good morning, guys. Jess, I question Crystal's duck. I didn't know if it was good enough. Can you do better? I'm here to rival the duck. Okay, alright, go go go. Okay.

Quack, quack, quack. Quack, quack, quack. Quack, quack, quack. It's giving Donald. It's giving Daisy and I'm not mad about it. It's better than the other duck. It's better than quack, quack. I love that Jess. Thank you very much. We're going to save you unless another duck presents itself. Rochelle. Hello. Good morning. You're going to stay in the bird world Rochelle.

Uh, yes. Go. Is that meant to be a bush turkey or a turkey? Let's go with that. That's not bad. That's not bad. Right now I think I would just do gobble, gobble, gobble, whereas Rochelle really got a lot more tongue involved. Oh, that was funny, Rochelle.

All right, Kirsty. Ooh, this is different. This is in the cartoon world. Yeah. Yeah. Don't tell us. Go for it. Oh, how long has family and a family knows nobody's got lost their hands.

Is that, Jess, I'm going to leave this one to you. Um, trending at the moment, Ducco, cause they're doing a live action. I think that's Stitch from Lilo and Stitch. There you go. I feel like, Kirstie, if you can do Stitch, you can do a minion from Despicable Me. I can't. I can kind of do a minion, but I can do Gru. My kids love it. Oh, do Gru. Okay, go. Give us Gru as well while you're here. Tonight we steal... ...summons!

That's good. We asked to leave the animal kingdom and I appreciate Kirstie doing that. That would go off with her kids. That's good. But let's go back to animals. Rebecca. Beck. Meow.

Oh, okay. That's a good cat. Sounds sad. That's not bad. Currently I hold the cat license here, Bec. This is my cat. What do you think of Ducko's cat, Rebecca? Probably better than mine.

Your cat's sound a little bit injured. We love a realistic queen. Hey, Bec, just one more time though. You've got another crack. Go for it. Yeah, nah. You've lost it. Probably better than mine. Thanks for calling, Michelle. time though you got another crack go for it.

Thanks for calling Michelle. To be fair hers was a mature cat, yours was much more kitten like. Michelle hi. Hello. Yeah good now Michelle you've actually put a very hard task to yourself because we've got a few of these in the system I know, Ducker, but these are viral YouTube sounds. Do you want to go Michelle's first or the one I've got? Let's go Michelle's. Give it to us. Righto. I didn't see it going that way. Cause I've got... That's right. Now Babs told us you're going to do a goat. We've got the screaming goat in the system, which does get played quite a bit.

It does get played a bit. But Michelle doesn't have a distressed goat, I guess. No, hers is a frolicking in the meadow goat. Give us it one more time. Mehehehehehe. That must slap with the kids, Michelle. Mehehehehehe. I guess we can say, has someone told you yours is great? You know what I mean?

We just asked. Michelle's been doing it in front of the mirror her whole life going, I'm going to do it. I'm going to call and I've got a good go. Whips it out. Loz, hello. Hello. How are you going?

Good Loz. Don't tell us, just do it. What's that? Ow! Fox. I don't know a fox sound effect. No, neither do I. I love a fox.

The fox is on my list for boys' names. Oh, fox? I love the name fox. It's a cool name. I like the creature. I like the words. Can you tell us, Loss, is that pretty spot on as far as Fox sound effects go? Pretty close, yes. Okay, I'm gonna need...

Fox! Do you have foxes around where you live or something, Loz? Yes, and my five week old lamb in the car looking at me going, should I run, should I stay, what do I do? What did you say, your five week old who? Lamb. Do you have a lamb in the car? Ducko's playing Fox. This is Foxes in the Wild.

Okay. Alright, Loz, I'm gonna need you to go again. Now that I know what that's terrifying. That's more of an older fox. I've probably got more of a young fox. You've got a young fox. Go again with your young fox. Yeah, I can hear. He's learning how to growl. What do you call it? Loz, where are you taking the... Did you hear that, Ducker? I know you were call? Loz, where are you taking the... Did you hear that? Duck, I know you were searching. Sorry.

Loz has got a lamb in the car. Like a real lamb? Oh Jesus. A real lamb. Where are you taking that? Don't say. It'll work. Why?

Are you a vet? A vet nurse. So I've got this bungee-bump on the... I was going to say, you're not making lamb chops. This one's still on the bottle. Oh, breastfeeding. Well don't make fox sounds of vet. he's gonna freak out, wouldn't he? Surely, working at a predator.

You'd have so many sound effects that you could roll off. I could do a few, but yeah, fox is probably my best one. That was a good one. We'll keep you as a fox. It was good. Yeah, young fox. Young fox, obviously. Young fox.

There you go. And I'll tell you why, we've still got a full board of calls going through. Mate, Duncan, can we just have a second? At the start of the show, we met a lady who was on her way to a colonoscopy. Yeah. And now we're talking to Loz, who has a lamb in the car. People are just living their lives. I'm just doing that thing for a Tuesday.

Jess and Ducco. Year of the Song. Shy Guy's gonna throw a bunch of songs at us. We're gonna tell him what year they were released. You can play along. 0488881069. Mm-hmm line of course we've been having too much fun building our sound effect library ducko we've not even asked what the theme is this week the theme today yes 27th of may is national sunscreen day so it's songs with sun related topics. Oh ho ho ho I don't mind that!

Starting with Post Malone and Sway Lee with Sunflower. That's fun, a bit of Posty. Sun? Sun related. That's fun. I remember this coming out, back in SIS before. Oh but I think I'm gonna get this one. Not my favourite of Posty this.

This sort of put him on the map. I'm in. What? Not that old? Yeah, Ducko's in 2015, Jess is in 2020 the correct answers 2018. Oh Right in the middle of us both Hang on me, but I think we button keys are they've had a workout malfunctioning. I've noticed the song to stop play things the one

Son, oh geez, I could not tell my anthem this is yeah There you go. The Wonders. Hell of a song. Chasing the sun. Oh jeez I could not tell you this. What a summer anthem this is. This never got me lead in the pencil. Oh really? This is my jam. This is you. This to me is what Bob Sinclair is to you. Oh wow.

That's the level. That's a huge call. I know. This makes me want to get up. What's their name this artist? Couldn't tell you but I love the song. The Wonders. Chasing the sun. Ok. Cause that's what you do all nighters baby baby, chase that sun. Hell yeah. Jump to Europe for summer, not Babs. And in the depths of the night, glow sticks will replace the sun.

You know he's not going to Europe? Oh Babs, she wasn't invited by her boyfriend or best friend. Oh goodness me. Oh you go 2014, jeez I don't know at all. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go 11. 2014 for Jess, 2011 for Do. The correct answer is 2012. Oi! That's a point. Hello, well done! He's on the board. Oh no, these buttons are really starting to,

they're all playing from the same stream. It was that great duck we had. It's just... Katrina and the waves, walking on sunshine. How far back do we need to go with this? Yeah, walking, sorry, I've got a lot of... No, no, I know, I know. Sorry, what's going on over here? You're still winning, Dalsid.

Yeah. It's not slowing you down at all. Goodness gracious. Walking on sunshine. Yeah, what do you reckon that is? I'm gonna go early 90s. Yeah, it's gotta be, right? I know.

It's not... It could even be mid-90s. God, it could be. I'm gonna go mid-90s. I'm gonna go right in the middle. Sound quality's fantastic. I'm gonna go 95.s, I'm gonna go right in the middle. Sound quality's fantastic. I'm gonna go 95. Who'd you say, Katrina?

Katrina on the left. 95 for Daco93, for just the correct answer's 83. Yes! You're both well off. She's a decade off. We were far off. Oh, wow. She's took the test of time, Katrina.

We are, these are not doing, these aren't loving life. There we go. It's all right, Smash M, walking on the sun. Would have recommended it. I think we've broken the buttons because of all the sound effects we've just added. Oh maybe we'll get a new machine now. I doubt it. Yeah we need it. Highly doubt it. Smash Mouth, walking on the sun. Smash Mouth features a lot in this game doesn't it? They've got some tunes. I mean we're running, I think this is the last one. Okay. I'm gonna go... We've exhausted their back catalogue.

...the early O's baby. Oh crap, I got no idea. Alright, 05 for Jess. What was it, 02 for you? 02. Correct. The correct answer is 97. Wow!

Ducko's still in the lead Jess, you could take it to a tie breaking. Yeah? This is... Empire of the Sun. Great track. Great track. This has held the test of time. This has. We're almost round. This has. This song works

really well on Instagram Story. Because it's upbeat, but calm. It does. Nice landscape. Do you notice, this is Babs Noodle, this song is a bit before your time. Yes, I know this song. All these songs are trending on TikTok at the moment. They are. Of course, Shy Guy. Yeah, it's National Sunscreen Day, of course they're all trending. If you don't have the banana boat theme in, I'll be pretty annoyed. Well there's one more left for a dry breaker. Why do you reckon it's National Sunscreen Day in May? That should be at the start of summer.

That should be the first day of summer. To raise awareness. I think it is the start of summer in America. So it's not National Sunscreen Day in Australia. Hang on a minute, are we celebrating American holidays? It's a holiday. In America, it's a holiday somewhere. It's from a UK website.

Oh Jesus Christ. Whatever guys. What if Australia have a sunscreen day? We should check. You know what? Every day should be National Sunscreen Day here. Always gotta wear it. The point of today is to check your skin.

Yeah great. No matter where you are. I'll check you later. Have you had your skin checked lately? Yes I actually have. Remember I told you a rice cooker came up to me at the lunch and said have you checked that mole on your arm? She said you're going to die. She did. She was Nosferatu.

You hit that thing. You hit who? Nosferatu? The fortune teller? You're thinking of Nostradamus? Nosferatu is a horror movie that I have not seen. Sorry Empire of the Sun. Yeah I'm gonna go. I feel like I've said 05. I've got 18. 18 for Ducko, 05 for Jess. The correct answer is 08. Damn no one won. No you did. I won. I just want to see what the last one is. It's Len. Steal my sunshine. 2019. No if Jess gets this we go to a tiebreaker, which we don't have. Nah, but this doesn't count. This doesn't count. This is just fun.

Eleven. Legs eleven. Ooh, okay. I'll go... I'll go... Alright. Seventeen. You think this was out in 2017? I don't know, man. 1999. Oh!

There was a remake, wasn't there? We had a remake of it we played recently. If I... Yeah. Much sampled. Yeah. Yeah, it's Cyril doing something with it, maybe. Bab yeah, much sampled. Yeah, zero views somewhere than me. Babs, you know that. Babs, have you looked up when Australia have National Sunscreen Day? I can't find it. Nope, I know one, let's declare it. Jess and Ducco.

Just about done for the day team. We cannot thank you enough for your contributions today. Yeah, we dangled tickets to Origin Game 3, the women playing on Thursday. Yep. I don't feel like that's the reason the rice cookers cooked as hard. I don't think so. They just wanted to help us build our sound effect catalog. We've got so many great sound effects now, so many great animals that they've helped us build over the last 40 minutes of the show, if you really missed any of it. It's been fantastic radio. Elite top notch. Elite? God, there's some skillful people out there, Ducco. It's a shame the acros don notch. Elite? God, there's some skillful people out there, Ducko.

It's a shame the acros don't go ahead anymore, because I'd enter today. Real inside joke, man. Absolutely. That's right. I was picking up what you were putting down. You got me. But no, it was good fun today.

We thank you, the Rice Cookers. Thank you. I need their help tomorrow, actually, for something on the show. What would you like to preface it now? Yeah, tomorrow's State of Origin Day, as you know, mate versus mate mate, state vs. state. I'm a Queenslander.

Yep. I live in New South Wales. Yep. My daughter born in New South Wales, however, I've got her a Queensland onesie and she'll be going for Queensland. I need to unpack it with the wider team. Yeah, I've got thoughts as someone very firmly, I know, on the periphery of this. Yeah.

It's in the title, Ducco. Origin. State of Origin. You know, there's players for both sides that were born in Ducko. Origin. State of Origin. You know there's players for both sides that were born into different states. I did not know that. I thought the point of Origin was you played where you were... It's where you grew up playing your first... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean... It's a grey area. I guess your testicles originated from Queensland. See? Thank you, Jess. So does that mean the sperm that grew here?

And we know the man, sperm is in charge of, you know, sex, so who knows? There's thatentil. See? Thank you Jess. Thank you. And we know the man, sperm is in charge of you know, sex so you know, there's that link there. And you know I only had four. But she was pushed into the world on New South Wales turf. Right, I know it's an interesting one. Oh do we get your obstetrician involved? I also want to get people on how do you pick your kids team or can you pick your kids team?, great question. Have they done it? There's no rivalry in my house. I just don't care enough. Like the biggest rivalry is, oh, should she watch NRL 360 or should she sit down with mummy and watch Lilo and Stitch?

Oh, yeah. It's not really the same. It does get me going. It still gets you fired up. If I ever come home and Angus has got her in front of the TV watching that trash show, we'll have words. But it's not quite the same. Yeah. So I appreciate we need the Rice Cookers tomorrow.

That's why Angus has his other wife to watch in a real 360 with, the bath. Are you going to say you? Oh, no. Hang on. Am I the wife? I don't know. Ah, probably. You watch that show. Yeah, no, let's we'll get to the bottom of that. Are you going to like the responses, though?

What if it unanimously is, no she's a New South Welsh lady. Nah, we'll see. We'll see what happens. We'll see how I feel. If you agree with me, alright, we'll go for it. Yeah, well I like you or not. I just wanna see what other people did to pick their kids like teams. Yeah, yeah. You know. You can't just buy clothes and go, okay, that's what you are. There's gotta be a deciding factor perhaps. Yeah. Anyway anyway we'll unpack that. We will. We've got more tickets to give away actually. Correct plus we've got Shia Gaye dips, we've got Katy Perry tickets. Oh my god that's right we have a new

champion today. Our 13 year old Sophie was not able to defend. Yeah. So someone else is gonna defend but if she stumbles well you get to swoop in for the Katy Perry tickets. What do you do? What do you do? Once again if you miss any of the show grab it from the podcast. It's a great one to get a copy. It's been two good shows this week guys. Guys, well done to us all. Whatever Babs and Shy Guy did on the weekend, you should do that again.

Mate, we saw a side of Shy Guy we've never seen. He got good cop today. He's usually bad cop. Did you get an email from Boss Jace yet? No, no emails. Oh that's great. Look at you go. And did you feel a bit rebellious doing it? Like stuff it We're gonna throw out the rule book. I just thought it was stronger Wow

All right, good on you today, man. I like this side of you. What'd you do last night? Nothing. Did you have some what'd you have some nuts last night? Did you crack open a fresh bag of stuff? I knew you were gonna say the same thing. No. Hey, our thoughts going out with Tia, lady we met at 6.30. Tia, we had a colonoscopy. She put her Instagram handle up and a bunch of dudes started following her. She said, I'm recently single. I'm happy to put, nah not even dude, she's happy for the right person to slide in. Yeah, yeah. I slid in. So good luck to you today. Anyway, we look forward to an update.

I want to, yeah, want to colonoscopy up any polyps. You were worried about the polyps. Oh goodness me, always worried about the polyps. Have you had a colonoscopy? Yeah, I've had it. Do you go in as a routine checkup or is it up? We need to send you in for a colonoscopy. Every time I go in, I just hope for a colonoscopy.

Check my butt. You're not due for a checkup. I've already done the cleanse, so you didn't need to. I'm ready to go though. I had a schmear this week. I don't need a colonoscopy as well. We've got to spread those out. That's a June thing.

May was for the schmear. I've never had one but I do want to get one. A pap smear, you shouldn't have. And I get that regularly too. Sorry, they call it cervical screening now. Oh, you've never had a colonoscopy. Never had a colonoscopy. You have been gagging for life.

My family have issues, bowel cancer issues with my grandad, my cousins, I definitely need one. Is bowel cancer the one now you can poop in a bag and just mail it off? They send it to you when you turn a certain age. Yay. But I've got my own bag so I send that to them as well. It comes in an Aldi bag, like what the hell is this? How many stamps you gotta put on that thing?

Oh, a couple. I've changed GPs that many times. He keeps sending us his boos. What's he doing? We can't sample it. That one's just water. You know what he's gunning for, Shy Guy? Ambassador. If you have a clinic that is offering cameras abdutes, Ducco's your man. Ducco underscore underscore underscore. Running, running trials and stuff like that. Or email Shy Guy.

No don't. Just email Ducco direct. You know where to find me. Anyway, we're out of here. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye. Bye. Jess and Ducko! That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Macca's new Tennessee BBQ range, now touring for a limited time.