Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | The taco's should be sticking together

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

Do Tim Tams belong in the fridge? There's an issue at Lucia's daycare and Jess after talking her up all week - today we make Jess juggle for us! Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week in his diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new loose change menu has dropped at Macca's. OMG. T's and C's apply. Jess and Taco. This is the Jess and Taco podcast. Welcome to the podcast. I just got fat shamed, my bad. What did she say?

My one sister in this whole frickin' hit team. We've got so many sausages in the team. She's turned on me. What'd she say? My one fellow taco has turned on me. I hate it when the tacos show up. Surrounded by sausages, but my one taco sits. There's nothing wrong with a good old sausage party.

Oh, we love that movie. But I'm just saying, the tacos should be sticking together. There's tacos? You repeat what you said to me. I said, how much food have you eaten? But I should have changed that and said, why is there like a million things of cutlery? That's what you should have said. Where I need to sit today.

How much food have you eaten today? I had a bowl of beans. It's because I brought my Tupperware. Oh, yeah, there's a bunch of different things. And she came and said, Jesus, Jess, how much have you eaten? I've had a cup of tea, a cup of coffee, and I put my beans that were in a jar and the avocado that was in a Tupperware in a bowl. Jess has been nervous today.

She had a juggle today, okay? It's unprecedented times. I fueled up appropriately. I did everything I could, trained well into the night, ate well, and fell at the final hurdle. That's funny. Anyway. Bitch.

The minute it left your mouth You were like Oh no Oh no I know She just kept it quiet Jesus Jess We can't be turning on each other We are

That's good though You always ask Babs to be More ruthless And stuff And come out of her cage And she's just Careful what you wish for She's just coming out

And giving you real Babs And here I am Shooting it You know what I apologise to you, babs. Unleash. Unleash all the way. I'm cracking it.

You don't need it to be fat shaming. How much have you eaten today, Jess? That was aggressive. You could have said, how many plates and bowls have you used today? She could have. She could have chosen that language taco. Yeah. It's an ugly sight when the tacos turn.

When the tacos turn on each other, it's a bad time. Make you sick. So you never see the chipolatas turn on each other. Well, sorry, chipolata and a boree, like a long sausage. That's me and Shy Guy. Do you know what? Actually, hasn't Shy Guy just found a bunch of sausages like himself? Tall, thin.

Nick, tall and thin. Lockie, tall and thin. Him, tall and thin. You're the only chipolata in the team. Yeah. Oh, sorry. It took me a while to work out Nick and Lockie. Oh, you're talking about people on the team.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, who the fuck are they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, who the fuck am I? I'm like, who's Lockie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, are you talking about our old co-hosts? I know names. That's what I thought too. I know names, aren't you strong suit?

But they are now part of our team. Yeah, sorry. Are they only? Yeah, yeah. I mean, Nick is. Yeah, of course Nick is. Lockie's half-half. We got promo Nick.

Oh, he's half-half. We need to give them nicknames because we got Babs, you know what I mean? I love, okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, we got the Slim Reaper. Nick is also tall and thin. You because we've got Babs, you know what I mean? I love, okay, yeah, yeah. Okay, we've got the Slim Reaper. Nick is also torn thin. You're right. Don't you, that's what I'm saying.

Now that we're all on the same page and everyone's picking up what I'm putting down. Yeah, I get it. You're the only little, you're, you're. Yeah, here we go. Is it Michael? This is a deep cut. Be gentle. But you love Sausage Party.

Yeah. You're, is it Michael Cera who voices the tiny little. Yeah, the little like fucked up one. Yeah, he's missing a head. Yeah, you're him and the rest are the long boys. Yeah, the rest are the long boys. Yeah, okay. I'm going to make it in the world.

I'm going to really try. I think you end up saving the day in Sausage Party 2, though. Probably. Sausage Party 2 sucked. Didn't it suck? I couldn't get through episode one. The TV series sucked. Yeah, it sucked.

I can see Babs enjoying the movie Sausage Party. I haven't seen it. The filthy bugger. Oh, you should watch it. I've been wanting to watch it. You'll hate it. You should hate it. You'll hate it. Why? A I haven't seen it. The filthy bugger. Oh, you should watch it. I've been wanting to watch it, but I was like, oh. You should hate it.

You should hate it. Why? A lot of sex in it. Yeah. But the grocery. I know. The hot dogs fuck each other and stuff. It's crazy.

The bagel. Cut it! Oh, yeah. Cut it! The bagel and the lavash. The taco and the bun. Yeah, yeah. And weirdly, it does get you a bit horny.

I don't know why. It kind of does. Okay. You kind of watch it. You're like, if all those fruit and bit horny. I don't know why. It kind of does. Okay. You kind of watch it. You're like, if all those fruit and veg are fucking, why can't we, honey? Look how down the mustard's going. You know, it's become code for sex in our house now. No sausage party?

Actually, maybe I should do it on air. Oh, wow. It's pretty funny. It's to do with whales. Is it a whale call? Well, because my wife's pregnant. You know, I've been calling her Migaloo. Which we want it on the record again.

I thought it was weird. I didn't like it. Morgan loves it. But if Morgan's okay, then we should all be okay. She's with me and she knows who I am. Our humor works. She chose you as her person. Yeah, correct.

Yeah. And maybe I'll save it for on air. Okay. Yeah. I'll do it next week. It's got to be early though. It's like I'm talking 610 territory, 620. All right.

That's what we're starting. We're going to have some professional development and then Ducco's coming back. Tuesday is going to be a rough day for me. I'm coming up with a three-day Bucks party. That's all right. We're leading with your sex call. I might be very vulnerable. Oh, it's like a mating call.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. But yeah, just a heads up. Tuesday, I will be below average. You reckon you'll be here? No, I'll be here. I'll be here.

And I've got to really, I always get nervous for boxes now because a couple of boxes ago, I blew my vocal cords out. Whose was that? Wally's. Shingles man. Okay, Shingles boy. I always get nervous now for boxes. Because I'm like, oh, I really need to, you know, even though I've had surgery.

Yeah, but you're the dad of this one. Like, you've had to plan the whole thing. Now there's a bit of contention about how it's going to run. I know. What do you reckon we do about this? You'll be stone cold sober, I reckon. That's the problem is like, I will be for a bit, then I'll get so over it. I'll be like, I'll stuff it.

Yeah, and then try and catch up. Yeah, yeah. I'm just going to be careful of my voice. Watch those vocal cords. Watch the shoulder. I mean, your nuts have been through a bit of a time the past 12 months. Hopefully watch them too. Watch them too.

Watch all body parts. And we're all going to share beds with each other as well. Yeah. It's a tough time. Talk about sausage party. I'll be having body parts. And we're all going to share beds with each other as well. Yeah. It's a tough time. Talk about sausage party. Hey, I'll be having a sausage party this weekend. Yeah. Until the boys don't turn on each other just like you did then, Babs.

I know. Just like how the tacos turn. Bit of loyalty. It's because tacos can have so many different meats. Like Babs could be a fish taco. You could be a pork mince taco. I'd like to be a beef barbacoa. I don't.

You don't get to choose. You don't get to choose. You don't get to choose. Fine, then you're the gimpy sausage. I know I am. I know exactly what I am. I'm the little chipolata sausage. Shall I go with that really big, long, thin one that no one kind of wants to eat? No, you know the one that coils around itself?

That's the bright. Like a South African sausage. Yeah, I'd not heard of that. You mentioned it today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bright. Okay. They have brights in South Africa.

That's their version of a barbecue. A bori-bor is what it's called. I've never heard. Look at you. It's a big, long circuit. I'm going to sew up there with your sausage knowledge. No, it's South Africa. My best mate's South African, so I know a lot about that. On Monday, being a public holiday, we're not going to be able to play our game, Bidi Bidi Bang Bang,

because if the topic was sausages, you would annihilate me. Three! Shy Guy, Ducko and Borey Ball. I know that. Cransky. So you've got a bit of extra time for that opener. That's great.

You bought yourself a week, Shy Guy. You're the conduit. You're the conduit. Good week of shows this week, though, team. Week two in the books. Couldn't agree more. Week two can always be a tricky week because week one we're excited to see each other. Week two we're over it. I thought I had so much content from our five-week break, Ducko.

You were chilling through it? I was going through it yesterday. I went, holy shit. I haven't replenished as much as I've churned through. Yeah, that's the thing. And I'm like, oh, crap, me duck points. It just goes, doesn't it? It goes.

It just goes. I've still got plenty of in-laws content that I was just saving. You've got to eke it out. Yeah, yeah. Just let it breathe a little bit. And plenty of pregnancy gear as well that I haven't done yet. Oh, my God. Bro, what's your name?

Speaking of whose bad names. I sound like Beau. Hey, boys. I mean, hey, everyone. That'll make sense in the show. You're running out of time to get all the pregnancy content out. I know, I know. But I feel like we've got to come home with a real wet sail.

She's imminent. No, no. Well, on my name, I'm doing what I call her in sex now. So what more do you want from me? You've got the kid. No, it's not. Oh, on Monday I'm doing what I call her in sex now, so what more do you want from me? That's how you got the kid. No, it's not. Oh, whale tam. Yeah, anyway.

Hey, have a great long weekend, guys. What's everyone up to? I'm going camping. Oh, with Jess Jethro? Yeah. Or with your family? And his friends. You don't like his friends, hey?

No, I do. Don't say that. No, no, Auntie Taco. She doesn't like the girlfriends of the friends. Yeah, that's true. No, I do. You've said that on record. Do you have a thing with the sisters? I think I do. You don't say that. No, no, anti-taco. She doesn't like the girlfriends of the friends. Yeah, that's true. No, I do. You've said that on record. Do you have a thing with the sisters?

I think you do. You hate women. You're a bad feminist. You probably voted for Trump instead of Kamala. Everyone's going to think I'm a bad person. You are. No. Piss off.

You fat shaming anti-feminist. How do you solve a bout of gonorrhea? Piss off, you fat shaming antifeminist. How do you solve a bout of gonorrhea? How do you stop an STI that's gone too far? Ah, good times. Anyway, where are you going camping? Wouldn't you like to know? And so are you Jethro and his male mates or male and female?

Male and female. Okay. Was it like a quadruple date in the bush? It's like just a big group of friends. How will you go with that? Because I know, all jokes aside, that you are probably not as close with his mates' girlfriends as like your own girlfriends. Yeah. Oh, okay.

I hope. Yeah. I hope so. It should be fun. Is it one big tent that you're all going to sleep in? No, we're sleeping in Jethro's car. Does he have a cruiser, a Land Rover or something? Does he put the back seats down?

What's he got? Don't tell me he drives a fucking Jazz. He's got a Subaru. Okay, good. Okay, good. He's got a Subaru. Okay, good. Okay, good. He's got a Subaru Impreza? What does the max volume go to? Forester?

Oh, a Forester. Okay, so it's sort of wagging. We've done it before. Now, question, and I think the audience will get this, and obviously Jess and Shaga will. Will those girls on the trip see Babs 2024 Week 1, or they see Babs 2025 week one? 2024 week one.

See, I don't think you're putting your best foot forward. I think her chastity belt's going back on. Great for camping. You can't fuck in the forest or anywhere, mate. How are you meant to shit in the woods if you don't have the keys? Is that why you've been off GYG? Yeah, because you're in your baths. Do you have to shit in the woods?

Is there a toilet or are you digging a hole? No, there's amenities. I wouldn't be going if there wasn't a toilet. So it's okay. There's amenities. We're narrowing it down. Amenities. You're such a...

You're Bear Grylls. You are so... Is it tea gardens? No, sandbar. It's a drop toilet where you put the... No, it's a real toilet with the flush. Let's put an application for Babs to be in the next series of Alone. That sounds like a horrible idea.

The minute they drop off, she's like, I want out. I'm done. She gets eaten by a bear. There's no bears in Australia. One thing I've really learned about Babs this week in three different scenarios is how bad she is under pressure. Couldn't agree more. And she admits that. Yeah, you do admit that.

Yeah, I'll get better. Well, I think it's one of those things you either can or you can't with it. But I think you have to be open to getting better. And she's not. So what are the activities you do camping? Finska? Uno? What are you doing?

What's Finska? Finska's where you throw the wooden block at the wooden blocks. It's really fun, Shaga. It is fun. It actually is fun. It is fun. It's like the long stick. Yeah, yeah.

It is good times. See, look at you go. You're having fun, you crazy bitch. Shaga, what are you up to this weekend? I've got a friend's party on Sunday. Okay. And that's pretty much it. Okay, great.

Yeah. Jess, are you doing... I'm just having a date night on Saturday. Oh, yeah. Where are you going? Our favourite, Alfie's. Oh, yeah, nice. Are you taking the...

Nah, I've got the grandma. The hindrance? No, we've got the grandma in. hindrance. We've got the grandma in. And guess, what did he do to piss me off this week that he went, how about we have a date night on Saturday? I went, yeah, we should. Why did he have to piss you off first? We've just been working extra hard.

We've got the country music, pardon? Why did he piss you off first and then have a date night? Great question, Jaga. Great, great question. We didn't talk about it. Make it up to her. It wasn't the. No, it's just not piss me off, but he just works so, such long hours.

Too much. It upsets me. Fair. Yep. Yep. Okay, we've all got very different weekends. So he's going to feed me. I want to hear about everyone's collective weekends.

Because, you know, I probably won't be able to say a lot about mine. Yeah. Actually, I will because... Why don't we start a whole other podcast and you can tell me about it there? That's what I should do. That's what we should do. And we can get explicit. Yeah, yeah.

JD uncut. That's right. And then Babs can... We'll get Babs in for a taco Tuesday. I'm saying. That's when you can say all your naughty swear words. Take the chastity bat off, Babs. How big is that fucking lock?

It's, you know, in Charlie's Angels, it's eye, retina and fingerprint scan to get in. Jesus. Only Jethro's got the code. Jethro and Grandpa Brian. I'm sorry. That's weird. That's too much.

I fucking pushed it. I pushed the limit. We're out of here. Always push. Always push. Bye. Welcome to Friday, team. We did it.

Undo that top button. Just relax. We made it. We did top button. Just relax. We made it. We did. Yeah. Are you nervous? It's a big day. It's a big day.

Something's happened. What do you mean something's happened? Don't you be coming? It's juggle day for those that have been following along closely, which I know you all have. Yes. Last Friday, I told you how my husband has been kind of weirdly unsupportive of my new hobby, juggling. He doesn't like it.

Thinking I was going to put my training over my baby. He's just like, stop doing that. I appreciate, you know, I don't often see Gussie jealous. Yeah. He gets jealous of those little juggling balls. But the juggling balls, the way I have dedicated at least the start of 2025 to them. So I shared that story with you and you went, hey, how about we have a concert? Yeah.

A concert. Yesterday we had. A showing? Yesterday we had an unbelievable support act. Yeah, we did. In the Pretty Amazing Jono. Yeah, yeah. Lighting axes on fire.

He lit axes on fire and rode a unicycle and juggled them. And I don't think it took away from what you'll do today. I think it's going to be just as special. No. So I went home, you know, very inspired by Jono and trained, I think, two hard ducko. Oh, good. I have. Oh, shut up. Be quiet.

I have. She's come with a bandage on her wrist. How did I not notice? And she's trying to pretend that she's injured. I have sprained. This is you in your high school athletics all over again pretending you've done an injury. the bandage on her wrist. And she's trying to pretend that she's injured. This is you in your high school athletics all over again pretending you've done an injury. I don't know what you're talking about. I've strained.

I think it's RSI from too much juggling. It's inflamed and swollen and I can't even move. Oh wow. Jess has got like a really thick white bandage that's about 15 folds over itself on her wrist, and she's claiming she can't juggle.

Well, pardon me. I was training well into the night, and all the pharmacies had closed to go get a wrist guard. That's just this. That's why I had to make do. She would have borrowed Shark Eyes. He uses them for rollerblading. I've sat next to you for the last half an hour,

and I did not notice. That's more commentary on you, Shark Eyes, being not particularly observant. She didn't just whack it on there, and it was sitting there. She was hiding it from us until showtime. That's more commentary on you, Shardai, being not particularly observant. She didn't just whack it on then. It was sitting there. She was hiding it from us until showtime. That's what she was doing. So I don't know if we can...

I don't know. I think this adds to the juggling narrative story. I don't look. I don't have the... Look, I can't bend at the wrist. Oh, no. This adds to the story, though. This is like Michael Jordan and his flu game.

Like when he got really sick that time and he had food poisoning. What's the flu game? The famous game that he had in one of the final series where he was really sick but he had the game of his career. This is your flu game. You're sick, you're injured, you're hurt, you're down, you're out. I'm up against it, Ducko. Come on. I don't know. I want to give you and the rice cook it.

Did you sit down last night and go, how can I get out of this? I'm not going to be as good as Jono. Jono's really stood me up. Here, tell you what, we'll put a bandage on you and you can just claim RSI or something. They won't know. Yes, that's what it is, RSI. Yep, that's what I Googled. So that is the feelings I'm feeling.

I don't know if I'm going to make it a 750, Ducco. I just don't know. Something tells me you'll be fine, but... I have the balls. I did bring them. Oh, good, good, good. Because I am a true professional. I don't want to bring the industry into disrepute.

We've made it open for you and everything, Jess. Babs and I are excited. Chargo's excited. I don't know how excited Chargo is. Chargo, are you excited? I was excited. We did a lot of work yesterday to get Jono involved. Yeah, we did.

He was keen as mustard. He was coming in. Yeah, in the back end, there was a lot. Oh, you had to sign a risk assessment. Boo-hoo. Make a risk assessment. Make a risk assessment. Fire and stuff.

You know how it is. Anyway, I just don't know. Okay. Well, what's this space? Stay tuned because at 7.50, we could be juggling or we might not be. Will it be Michael Jordan's flu game or will this be one of the great losses? The great pull-outs. For the juggling world.

One of the great pull-outs. Hey, it's better safe than sorry. It's always better safe. Anyway, what's on the show today? Big show. Alpha Box, your chance at 10K, 6.30 and 8. We have that co-file. We're drawing it today.

$250 cash for you. Absolutely. Shy Guy's Diary. Oh, wow. God, 8. We have that co-file. We're drawing it today. $250 cash for you. Absolutely. Shy Guy's Diary. Oh, wow. Yeah. God, you guys had a big day yesterday. So off the concert of the Pretty Amazing Jono, you guys went and worked on your diary.

You should have seen. They came in this morning at the same time as me, and they were just like staring at the lift, just like aimlessly like, real, I hate my life. Oh, they're drained. And I was like, morning. Are your tanks drained, guys? We're okay. Babs? I feel okay. Oh, okay. Sorry. I mean was like, morning. Are your tanks drained, guys? We're okay. Babs? I feel okay.

Oh, okay. Sorry. I mean, you guys looked great this morning. Sorry. How dare I? It's Friday. Babs, you look fantastic today. Should I go?

So do you. Thank you. I'll just take the compliment. Are we fired up, Babs? Yeah, fired up. Ready for the jungle. Okay. We're ready for it.

Hopefully. Don't hold your breath, Babs. Up next, though, this is exciting because it's No Dumb Thought Friday and Babs is giving us her first No Dumb Thought. Oh, thank God. She's done some work for 2025. Thought of some dumb stuff. She says, and I quote, I don't think of dumb things.

I'm just naturally so intelligent, dumb thoughts don't enter my mind. Well, lucky you and I are here, Ducker. And on 131060, if you have one, that $250 for the Call of Fame could be yours for sharing a dumb little thought. It's easy as that. You can text the text line 204-888-1069. You can text us a dumb thought to kick

us off. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. There's no such thing as a dumb thought. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You know the saying, there's no such thing as a dumb thought. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You know the saying, there's no such thing as a dumb question. Oh, yeah. Well, here at Jess and Ducko HQ, there's no such thing as a dumb thought.

You can just let any thought come in on 131060. You can text the text line 04888106 and just vibe with us. I love that Miles Smith song, but it couldn't have finished sooner. Oh, yeah. Because Sweet Babs has said, guys, I've finally done it. Oh, yeah, she's got one. I've had a dumb thought in amongst all my intelligent thoughts. What's the bet that it's actually a really smart thought?

And she's like, this is the dumbest I think. She's 100%. This is going to be brag city. Population Babs. Let's start with her. Sure. All right, Babs. All right.

Do you think your dog knows your name? Ooh, that is a good dumb thought. That is a good dumb thought. I often think this, actually. I saw a video the other day of a girl introducing herself to her dogs. Yeah. Because even though they were like six and eight, she went, I've never actually properly said, hello, my name's Amy. Oh, of course.

And the dogs could not have cared less, it seemed in the video. I don't know if dogs know your name because you say their name the entire time, but it's not as if your name's being called out that much in their presence. When you picked up Pam from the rescue shelter, did you not go, Hello, Pam. My name's Ducko. Well, I'm Daddy. Oh, so she thinks

your name is Daddy. Or Big D. I don't know which one. But yeah, I don't know if she knows Ducko or Duckman. And Angus and I don't know which one. But yeah, I don't know if she knows Darko or Darkman. And Angus and I have so many silly nicknames for each other that Gianni may be going, what are your guys' names? But also we give them so many nicknames. Oh, you're right. Gianni.

I don't think I've called him Gianni for a very long while. I've been calling Pam Bob for a long time now. We were at the beach the other day and Pam goes, someone goes, they're calling out to their child, Anne, Anne. And then Pam's like, how do they know my name? And got really confused. That's like on the street. If someone just says a high volume yes, I think they've said Jess

and turned around. Hello, do you want a photo? That's a good one, Babs. Great. Babs, very good from you. Now this is a weekly segment, so we're going to need to remember weekly. Hey, we've had some contributions from the rice cookers. Oh, I love it. You weekly segment, so we're going to need to remember weekly. Hey, we've had some contributions from the rice cookers. Oh, I love it. You know why?

Because we're dangling $250 cash. So true. Bo's called in. Good morning, Bowie. Morning, boy. Morning, man. How you doing? I'll take it.

That's right. It's 2025. You can call us all, boys. Bo, babe, good friend of the show. I know you are. What's your dumb thought for a Friday dump? Well, I've listened to you earlier in the week, and you've had medical facts on.

Oh, that's a loose term, medical facts. The ones who are shy, guys. Yeah, yeah. And I think you brought up about the lung, the lung missing. Yes. Oh, yeah, you can operate on one lung, yes. Yeah, yeah. But it got me thinking.

If you lose your left lung, does your left nostril still work? That's a good one. Well, that's a great question. Just lose that full side, you know what I mean? Now, let's quickly sing the song. Your nostril's connected to your lung bone. That's a great question. That's a good one.

And do you just try and suck that and you're just like, it's only one nostril working? I have a feeling. I live a ways away from work. And for the hour drive in, I was literally covering my left nostril working. I have a feeling. Yeah, I live a ways away from work. And for the hour drive in, I was literally covering my left nostril. And you're right, I was like, I don't know. And what, trying to feel if your lung was inflating? Yeah, trying to feel that inside lung of yours moving.

I need to get that. I was even smoking. And I'm like, if I close my, how does it work? I have a feeling the two holes of your nostrils do become one pipe. Yeah, they do. Down to the two branches of the lungs. I think it would work. I think it would.

But I like the idea of it. Because. Well, that's why I failed school. I love it. He's punching. He's like, I'll check this way. It does stand to reason, though, Beau, if your left lung is gone, but your left nostril is still working, your right lung is working over time. It does stand to reason though Beau, if your left lung is gone but your left nostril is still working, your

right lung is working over time. Because it's still taking the two holes of the nostrils. It's taking all the oxygen in. It's taking both holes. That's tough for that one lung. That is fantastic. Good on you Beau, thank you. Thanks for getting involved. Have a great Friday. We've got a Lucy on 131060. Hello Lucy.

Hello. Sweet Lucy. I have a very, I don't know, but why does the car volume only go up to 63 and not like 60 or 65? Now, Lucy, I think this might be very make and model dependent. What car do you have? Yeah. I have a Toyota Camry. And all Toyotas go up to like 63 or 53.

That's interesting. I've got a real issue with car volumes that are numbered regardless. Why do I need that? Why do you need to denote 53? Just show me the level. Mine has a level and the volume number, but I've never actually tried the maximum. I want to test my maximum today. Also, you're pumping things pretty loud, Lucy, are you?

What are you listening to? Yeah, just heavy techno early at work. And obviously peppered with us and Ella Henderson, Miles Smith. Oh, yeah, yeah. All that sort of gear. That is interesting. I agree with you.

Why not have it on an even? 60, 65 feels okay. What I'm hearing, Shaga, is this has now worked for you. I'm going to need a rep from Toyota. Oh, yeah, here we go. We'll work on it. I've Googled it. So it depends on the now worked for you. I'm going to need a rep from Toyota. Oh yeah, here we go. We'll work on it. I've Googled it. So it depends on the amplifier in the radio.

So some Toyotas might have a bigger amplifier. So it can go to a higher number. Sure. Out of a hundred. But why would, oh, you're saying it's out of a hundred. So let's say you've got, there's multiple Toyota Camrys, right Lucy? Yeah. Other models might have a higher amplifier.

So the volume can go higher. So you're telling me another Toyota Camry might go to 72? 13, 10, 60. If you have a Toyota Camry and you're listening. Oh, we need a Toyota Camry. Yeah, if you have a Toyota Camry, turn it up right now as loud as it can go. How high can you get? Because what year is yours, Lucy?

We'll soften just in case. Yeah, we'll soften, yeah. Because they're going to blow the eardrum. Lucy, what year is your car? Do you know? It's 2009. Okay. No, 2007. Okay, so it's you know? It's 2009. Okay. No, 2007.

Okay, so it's a bit of an older one. Yes. But should I go saying like out of 100? Hmm. All right. That's interesting. 13, 10, 60 or 04888106. Oh, but if you're driving, don't text.

But when you pull over, text. Also, don't use your phone. Look, someone's calling Babs quickly. Tell me if they've got a Toyota Camry. This is a very interesting investigation. I don't think this is dumb at all, Lucy. Not dumb, Lucy. This is a great thought to have. I think if they've got a Toyota Camry. This is a very interesting investigation. I don't think this is dumb at all, Lucy. Not dumb, Lucy. This is a great thought to have.

I think this is a car in a fair territory. Yeah, I'll get my dad onto it. Please do. Lucy, you would be thinking about this every time you get in the car and drive when you want to listen to that heavy techno when Deadmau5 comes on. You know, it'd be tough. I can only put it up to 60 because I just can't do it. 63.

All right, thank you, Lucy. We've had someone contribute. We've got Barb here. Hello, Barb. Hi. Are you driving a Toyota Camry? I'm not. I'm driving a Mazda 3 and mine also goes up to 63.

Oh, hang on a minute. Toyota's? Yeah. Wait, Toyota Camrys and Mazda 3s. Shai, you have a Mazda. I do. Do you know what yours goes up to? I've never put it all the way up.

I don't think I've ever put mine all the way up either. I kind of want to do it now. I don't think I've gone past 40. I want to test it. So, Barbara, what kind of Mazda do you drive? So, it's a 2020 Mazda 3. Mazda 3 2020. Okay, only going up to 63.

63. That's interesting. Hang on, other people are calling with different makes and models. Everyone turn your speakers up really loud in your car for the morning. It's worth it. We're just going to see how high you can go. Thank you. Lucy has started something here.

Yeah, I want to know. We've got Abby's called through. Good morning, Abby. Hi, how are you going? Yeah, fantastic. Abby, what do you drive? Toyota Hiace and Ben. Okay, so now we're still in, fantastic. Abby, what do you drive? Toyota Hiace, a van. Okay, so now we're still in Toyota territory.

What's your max volume? Yeah, pardon, what was that? What's your maximum volume? 63, same. Okay, interesting. Possibly all Toyotas. Yes. And Mazda 3s.

Yes. I think you and I should run down to our cars. You've got a Ford. I've got a Mitsubishi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we double check. And check how loud it can go. Oh've got a Ford. I've got a Mitsubishi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we double check. And check how loud it can go. Oh, my God. Babs has got a Beetle.

What's Volkswagen doing? Jeez, that thing's getting... Hang on. Toyota and Mazda. Are they both Japanese? Could be a country thing. I see. You know, country of origin.

Could be, yeah. 63. Imperial is 100 metric. Okay. Thank you. Let's go to Colette. Colette has a Ford. Okay, quickly.

Colette. When you said that contribution, what did you think we would do with it? Metric system, Imperial system. Colette. I don't know what the Imperial system is. Good morning. Colette, what do you drive?

I drive a Ford, and mine only goes to 35, my map. That's actually, I think, what mine does too. I've got a Ford Ranger Raptor, obviously, you make some mainland highways. It gets loud, but I think, what mine does too. I've got a Ford Ranger Raptor. Doesn't that feel weak? It gets loud, but I think 35 is their equivalent to 60 or something, Colette. I felt ripped off. I was like, well, 35, that's bad. So, Colette, when you pump it all the way to 35, are your eardrums hurting

or is that like, yeah, Ford, you've kind of. It could go louder. It could go louder. Oh, interesting. Okay. I'm going to test my Ford today then. Yeah. Are we going to need someone on from the car world to tell us how this works?

I know. See, Ford, country of origin. Is that American? American, yeah. Exactly. So are we getting country of origin situation? Interesting. Okay.

This has been a great No Dumb Thoughts team. Well done. Lucy, thank you for that. We've got to go though. We do, sure. Yeah, we've got to go. We're going to keep investigating though. We're going to get to the bottom of this. A lot of people are calling in now to tell us their car and how loud it goes. Lucy, thank you for that. We've got to go though. We should. Yeah, we've got to go. We're going to keep investigating though. We're going to get to the bottom of this.

A lot of people are calling in now to tell us their car and how loud it goes. And I don't mind it. I don't mind it either. We'll keep going. But Jesus has been a good one. Good job, everyone. Go forth and think. Jess and Ducko.

Doing no dumb thought Friday. And we have, well, we've debunked something. That's right. Lucy called up. There's no such thing as a dumb thought. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Apologies. No, no.

It was a late trigger. It was a late trigger. I was so excited to get to Lucy's dumb thought. She said, firstly, she said, I don't even know if this is correct. There is no right and wrong when it comes to dumb thoughts. No such thing. And I'm so glad. Bo called in asking if with one lung you can breathe through one nostril.

And had tested it for an hour whilst smoking, which doesn't feel safe for Bo. Look after yourself, Bo. He did it for JD, though. I'm going to punch this whole pack of wee reds. I think that was Monday. He was in drag. Bo's been thinking about it since Monday. Good on him. But Lucy called and said, why does my Toyota Camry car volume only go up to a max of 53?

Yeah. Someone called up and said, my Mazda 3 only goes up to 53. And we went, okay, what's going on? Someone called and said, my Ford only goes up to 32, I think. 32, which is that the equivalent of 53? But then they said, no, it feels like there could be more punch in the Ford. Could be louder. Then you and I, you grabbed Babs and said, Babs, quick, go down to our cars and check them.

Babs just panicked and froze for a bit. And eventually you left. The phones were lighting up. Were they? I jumped on the phones. Oh, hello. You've reached a switchboard. This is Ducco.

I didn't even tell them who I was. And then Gail called in to say she drives a Ford and hers on the go. So 30. What's going on? So I drive a Mitsubishi. Yeah. 40 is my max, Ducco. 40 it was.

Because I thought we'd landed on maybe country of origin. With Toyota and Mazda both originating from Japan, I thought, ooh, maybe Japanese cars like 53. Mitsubishi Japanese, 40 randomly. That is weird. Babs, though, we've gone to Germantown. Oh, yes, the Volkswagen. She's got a Volkswagen Beetle.

She's taking more calls. I can confirm she's 40 as well. Interesting. So the country of origin thing's out the window. Out the window. We're trying to work out why some cars go to 62 or 63, why some go to 30, 35. Well, what's with it?

Shy Guy tried to bring in the imperial versus metric system, which has just confused our simple minds. Peter's called in. Good morning, Peter. You know why. Yes, I do because it's been tested that 64 can damage your ears.

So the EU safety regulation only allows up to 63 max on any radio. Unless you amplify it and all that. But a standard radio on a car will not go any higher than 63. But Peter, when you say 63, and when we say 63, 63 what?

Like where have they come up with this number? Is it like Shy Guy said, out of 100? Is it decibels? Is it decibels? Yeah, what is that about? It's about 60 decibels because after that it can damage your ears. So regulation, otherwise if I buy a car and it's got 100 and it damages my ears, I can sue that company's car.

And God, you would too, Peter. You know, we'd take them for everything, wouldn't we? Peter, do you know when these regulations were brought in? Like if I'm still rolling with a 1994 Barina, could I potentially be getting over 63 or 64? Yeah, the older Virgin cars went up, I think, from 2010. I've got 100% on a pre from that. So you're telling me pre-2010, if you've still got a car, that's a great make and model if it's still running nicely for you.

Badges would be pre-2010, though. Oh. No, I think mine's 2011. Ooh. But I've also installed a different radio. Oh, she's got them subwoofers in there. She's hot. What's up, brother?

Mike has called in to say Peter is absolutely correct because he used to install car radios as well, by the way. Side note. Peter, thank you so much for the interview. How do you know so much about this? Oh, I'm an expert mechanic. He loves it. Lives and breathes it.

Lives and breathes it. Peter, thank you very much. Give him a fridge magnetmater mechanic. He loves it. We've got an expert. Peter, thank you very much. Give him a fridge magnet, Babs. He deserves it. What I'd like, Ducko, so he said 63 is the max because 64 will blow your eardrums. Yeah. We've only heard of the Toyota and the Mazda hitting 53, which is the highest number we've heard. Yeah. Who can get to 63?

Like, which make and model does have the max? So Toyota. Well, no, that's 53, remember? No, I thought she got to... No, she said 53. The first caller, Lucy. No, she said 53. Oh, I thought she said...

But Peter has just said 64 is the... Is the absolute max. Is the hurting. So 63 is the max. Who can get to 63? Who can get to 63? I don't think any car manufacturer will put it that high. I was going to say, you know, is Alfa Romeo going,

we'll be the ones to do it. We're going to go 63. Hold on, hold on. I've had someone message me. Now, he's an absolute gibberer, so he could be lying. Jayden's messaged me saying, can confirm the Toyota Hilux will give you a good 63 and it's not the best thing to test at 6.30 in the morning.

Mate. We've got some people calling you. At Toyota Hilux. Take one if we get one for $63,000 just quickly. We want $63,000. Then we'll get to Alphabucks. This has been, Shotgun's rolling his eyes,

but I feel like this has been some good gear. It's great. You love car stuff. You love it. What's wrong? No, no, no, no, no. This is great. And this is Peter's checking out

the EU regulation a little bit higher from 2017. But yours goes to $40,000. Yeah. Right? Yeah. And Babs goes to... 40. 40.

Mine's 63 based on... Mine's 30. Hang on. Yours is 63? 63 according to Maz's website. I haven't physically checked. Oh, sure, sure. Okay.

So do you have a point to what you just said? We're just late. On the one day we told not to be late. Oh, mate, we'll be right. We'll be right. Don't worry. The juggling won't go that long. Oh, no, the juggling's happening. Don't get out of it. I We'll be right. Don't worry. The juggling won't go that long. Oh, no, the juggling's happening.

Don't get out of it. I know you broke your arm. No, I'm saying it won't go too long. Okay. Give us someone. Everyone's getting angry in the team. We're trying to have some fun here. Bree, you've got a Mazda.

How high does it go? Mine maxes at 63. 63! So Mazdas are the car that seemingly allow you to go the loudest. And maybe Jaden's Toyota Hilux. Maybe. I reckon that's a selling point. We are the car with the loudest stereo.

Yeah. Fire beware. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hit. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass.

We'll come back, of course, if there is time. We're playing for $10,000. Our player today is the one and only Scott. Good morning, Scott. Morning, Dago. Hi, Jess. Hello, Scott. How are you for a Friday morning?

Yeah, not too bad. End of the week, so all positive. Absolutely. Great attitude. Up too much this weekend, Scotty? No, not at the moment. Pretty quiet. Well, that might change if you win $10,000, hey? Yeah, exactly. All right. What do you want to spend the money on? Probably need to use it for surgery.

Sorry to hear that I hope everything's okay Doesn't feel right to say Feels bad to ask what surgery So we'll leave it there We will But we'd love to help you out with that Scott

Yep The letter you're going to work with Look she's solid It's my personal favourite letter What's she got? He's got J Yeah Scott knows Scotty knows

Scott's an operator Scott's like it's her name isn't it Yep Of course. It's all about Jess. Amen. Oh, you're not new here, are you, Scott? Oh, you know what it's J for?

Yeah. Juggling. J for juggling, which is happening at 7.50 today. Scott, are you keen to see slash hear me juggle? Oh, I think it'd be an experience. Yeah, absolutely. I really like that. An audio experience to remember.

Yeah, yeah. I'm really liking Scott. I want to get you $10,000. All right, let's do it. You ready to rip and tear? Yeah, let's I really like that. An audio experience to remember. Yeah, yeah. I'm really liking Scott. I want to get you $10,000. All right, let's do it. You ready to rip and tear? Yeah, let's have a crack. Okay, your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter J, we need you to name a lolly.

Jub. A month. January. A musical. Past. A body part. Past. A gemstone. Pass. Pass. Pass.

Jump and jack flash. Jaguar. Jagmeister. Johnny Cash. Pass. A celebrity. A type of tree. A pass. Look, we got ourselves. It's over half. We got six.

Six are the best. I don't know. What did you say for action film there? I gave it to you. Jump and Jack Flash? Yeah, I don't know about that one. Okay, good. I thought, mate, if he's gone that specific, he must know it.

Is that a song? Sounds like it's not one then. We're giving you five. If it was worth 10K, it would obviously be going into detail about it. It's a song? Sounds like it's not one, then. We're giving you five. If it was worth 10K, it would obviously be going into detail about it. It's a song. It's by the Rolling Stones. Look, a month, you've got a musical, Jersey Boys, it could have been, or Jesus Christ Superstar,

a body part, jaw, a gemstone, jade, a type of tree, the beautiful but annoying jacaranda. Oh, yes. You don't go away empty-headed, though, Scotty. $100 to spend at Endota to pamper yourself pre- or post-surgery. That's all yours. Nice. Thank you, Scott.

Thanks for joining the show. Thanks, guys. Have a great weekend. You as well. Thanks for having me. Jess and Ducco. You know Lucia had her first day of daycare yesterday. Yes.

You very kindly were like, would you like to share that on the show? Because I was happy to just have one sentence at the top of the show. You booked in a mani-pedi for the day. You didn't care. I didn't care. I mapped my day out. And then Angus was like, maybe just be on standby. She might not last the whole day.

What? No one told me that. I've got things to do. I'm paying. She's saying. I had the idea of getting a Caesar salad. Nothing will interrupt that. You choked on your crouton.

Oh, bro. It was the chicken. And I had to heimlich myself on the table. Were you pelican-ing and eating again? You've got to chew your food. Well, I was nervous I was going to get the call. I bet I eat this fast. But no one else was outdoor dining.

Everyone was in. It was a bit windy. I nearly choked. I thought, I'm going to have to walk inside and get someone to give me the Heimlich. My life flashed before my eyes. Anyway, it was a big day for me. Big day for the little girl. But she lasted all day.

Unbelievable scenes. Good on her. Good on her. What a resilient young lady. Didn't cry all day. She was happy. So when I went to pick her up, we got a debrief from the educator. And apparently a neighbor started whippersnippering at one point and she lost her mind.

She's funny with loud noises. I think we all are. So that frightened her a little bit, but had a cuddle and they went inside and she was fine. Did she take cuddles from strangers? Like she, please don't come up and hug my child. She's never met the daycare people. Absolutely. And the educator said that she went, Oh, some kids who are new to me in my class are a bit funny. It takes a minute to warm up, but she was open to comfort from her. So that was very nice to hear. Good.

That she settled down fast. But I was really excited because throughout the day we'd been getting updates and there's this parent portal that you can go on and check out what they're doing. The educator updates that with photos and things like that. And I saw they were doing art and I went, oh my God, her first proper piece of art. I'm going to need to take that home. So when I got there, I saw it was already pinned to the wall under a little banner that said, you know, the gallery. And I went, sorry, I'm going to need that.

Can I get a photocopy of that? Well, no, I want the original. You want the, oh, cool. She can have a photocopy. What did she draw? Because you know how kids always accidentally draw phallic-shaped things. You're absolutely right. Remember that time she doodled on my nose and I'm like, she's drawing me and her.

You tell me. I see Gianni, our dog. Do you? Oh, yeah. I see Gianni. Do you see? You're in there. Angus is in there.

Yeah, I think she's drawing a family. The whole family's in there. It is finger painting. Yeah, yeah. And she's, I think with the help of the educator, sprinkled some sparkles on there. But I was like, I need it. It's her first day at daycare. It's her first piece of art.

I must have that. And I came home and I basically had a ceremony putting it on the fridge. You should have used the Jess and Ducker fridge magnet. You wouldn't have seen it then. You know what? I don't even have one. Oh, goodness. You need one.

We've only got about a thousand in the cupboard. Yeah, why don't I need one? We'll arrange that. No, so I had to use one. I rearranged the photos that were already on our fridge. I made it even have one. Oh, goodness. You need one. We've only got about a thousand in the cupboard. Yeah, why don't... I need one. We'll arrange that. No, so I had to use one of... I rearranged the photos that were already on our fridge. I made it a big deal. Lucia's standing on her toddler tower. She was there for the ceremony.

Made a big deal. She loved it. And then I thought, oh, that's pretty cute. I'll put it on Instagram. You know, I got so many nice messages from people asking how she went and asking how I was. Big day. A lot of people asking how I was.

It was a big day for the family, for the whole family. So I put a few pictures on a carousel on Instagram, one of them being Lucia's first pic. You know, she's leaving. One of her doing the art that the educator had sent through. And then that picture on the fridge. When you do a carousel on Instagram, obviously they're in sequential order.

So I could see her doing the piece, the picture of her doing the piece, and then the picture on my fridge. Her doing the piece, the picture on our fridge. And as I'm looking at the two pictures, I went, wait a minute. The picture on my fridge is nothing like the picture she's doing in the moment. You've got little Timmy's picture. I've got someone else's freaking picture. They just lied to you.

I mean, as if the educators, whatever they're called, as if they're going to know who's done what. Right. They all look the same. There were three kids. There's only three kids in this. She's like, I think Luchia's is that one. I was not impressed.

Oh, that's funny. So we'd been texting back and forth, the carer and I, because she was asking for some updates and I had to do some paperwork. You're not a helicopter-like-esque pair, are you? So I had to text her and I said, listen, there's no issue, but I just want a flag. But, but, 7.20 tomorrow on the radio. You sent me a picture of her mid-artwork.

That looks nothing like what's now currently on my fridge. I know, I feel weird about it. And she went, oh, you're absolutely right. I think I've given you another kid's thing. And I went, but you've signed this one. Luchi. How often would this happen? This would happen so often.

Imagine like 15, 20 kids. They're not going to know. 100%. And I went, genius. This is unexpected. Don't send me a progress. That's hilarious. You feel cheated.

I'm not. I felt so gross. I literally ripped the picture off the fridge. I went, I've got some other rat bags. Yeah, you do. And all of a sudden you're like, this is horrible. I didn't think it was good anyway. I felt so dirty.

Yeah. And I went, because I actually thought that was quite impressive because I thought it did look like the dog. I went, I've made a big deal. Do you think little Timmy's parents have gone home with blue cheese? Well, no one else took their art. No one else is like that. Which is why the gallery was full.

No one else is texting the educator that night as well. Listen, slight problem. Kids across the week have left their art at the daycare. It's where it should be. Let's frame this art and put it in the studio. Let's frame it and put it in the studio. Who knows? But let's have it. It can be out. It's frame this art and put it in the studio. Let's frame it in the studio. Who knows? But let's have it.

It can be out. It's the show kid. When Angus came home, I went, listen, next Thursday, your first port of call, you find the one that matches. You find the kid who did this. Go up to all kids. Was this you? Was this you?

My issue now is who signed off on Lucia's actual art? That's on the gallery somewhere. Arnott's. They're doing something which is sparking debate and outrage in Woolworths. I'm outraged, Ducco. Yes. Because I think this is one of those topics. There is no middle ground.

And it has divided my household. And I hate that Arnott's slash Woolworth's have proven my husband correct. So Arnott's has announced that in Woolworth's stores only, they'll be storing their iconic Aussie treat, the Tim Tams, in the fridge section. So can you repeat that? Arnott's has announced? Yep.

So was this an Arnott's choice or a Woolworth's choice? Because if it's an Arnott's choice, why isn't every supermarket doing it? I think it's an Arnott's choice. However, Arnott's have come out. This is where the plot thickens. And they've said, yes, they're going to be in the fridge section until January 28th. So only the next few days. Right.

What, to get customer feedback or something? Yeah, I think so. Because you can still get them from the aisles, like the normal section. They've double spotted. So they've double spotted to see what goes where. And I will say this. I'm a Tim Tam. 13, 10, 60.

Tim Tam's fridge or pantry. what do you think is right? Because I am normally Tim Tam in pantry always, even when they're open. Always, right? Then I saw them in Woolworths yesterday next to the eggs, weirdly, and they were in the fridge section. They were cool. And it made me really want one. Because you were seeing them?

It was just something seeing them cool in that section. I don't know why my brain just clicked. See, I don't think chocolate belongs in a fridge regardless. I don't, it's already, I don't know if crunchy is the right word, but it's hard enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now you're making it harder. Yeah.

I believe it belongs in the pantry. I've always been a pantry person with chocolate too. And my husband, we literally bought a packet the other day and he went, I'm putting them in the fridge, right? And I went, don't you dare. They're not your treat. Your disgusting fruit and nut lives in the fridge. That's your after dinner treat. Put my treat

in the fridge. Fruit and nuts when you just call it. You've got nothing to live for. I thought the only person who liked fruit and nut was Rob Fartione. It's true what they say. You go for a man like your dad. Rob Fartione is the only two people I know. And the giant family block, too. Takes up all the space in the fridge. But I am a big chocolate in pantry.

I can't believe Arnott's has come out and said, we're putting it in the fridge. But I'm so confused why Coles isn't doing it then. It feels like a Woolworth's push. Must be a promotion they're doing with Woolies. I'm not sure. Maybe the Woolies CEO and the Arnott CEO are both chocolate in fridge people. And they went, hang on a minute, we have the power. Come on.

Because why aren't other Choccy Biscuits now entering fridge territory? Well, maybe they didn't pay. Like your breakaways and your mint slices. This is where it gets grey area, right? Your TV snacks. My Kit Kat. We're going to have to make half the supermarket fridge refrigerated for the biscuit aisle. Let's go around the room quickly.

We're both cupboard. Shy Guy? Start in the cupboard once it's open in the fridge. Oh, okay. Babs? Fridge. Oh, always, no matter what? Always.

And you start in the fridge, unlike Shy Guy? Yep. I used to not like Tim Tams, and now I do because I put them in the fridge first. So even though you, up until this point, bought them off the shelf, you went, nah, stuff you. I know better. I'm storing you in the fridge. Yeah, I got told by Jethro is a big fridge person, and he converted me.

Oh, he converted you. You always do get converted. See, I think both Morgan and I are covered, so we're okay. See, I haven't been able to convert Angus, and he hasn't converted me. When my in-laws came for Christmas, they moved our chocolate, because they were staying with us, from the cupboard to the fridge. And I was like, no. Oh, don't even touch me. When my in-laws came for Christmas, they moved our chocolate because they were staying with us from the cupboard to the fridge. And I was like, no. Don't even touch me.

This is my house. I'm going to put this back. You know I'm putting it in the bin now. No one gets it. You're a guest in this house. Yeah, you will not. You play by my rules. My dad never let me have boys sleep over.

You come to my house, well, that's where the chocolate lives. You know what I mean? You don't let your dad and mum sleep together when they come to your house. That's what you should do. There. I've been really putting all my eggs in the chocolate lives. You know what I mean? You don't let your dad and mum sleep together when they come to your house. That's what you should do. There. I've been really putting all my eggs in the chocolate basket.

I should hit them back with that. 13, 10, 60. Tim Tam's fridge covered. Are you thrilled with this decision? Do you like it? Yeah. Where do you keep them? We need a definitive answer.

The only way you can do it is go to the rice cookers. If anyone from Woolworths or Arnott's is listening, I would love to get your opinion. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Raging debate with people who go to Woolworths. They've teamed up with Woolworths to store their Tim Tams in the fridge section next to the eggs. That's where they were in my Woolies. Two things come to mind. Who is the head of this snake?

Is it Arnott's or is it Woolworth's? Because if it's Arnott's, why wouldn't Coles be doing it also? Yeah, that's true. Or maybe Coles don't have the space and Woolies are like, no, let's just chuck it here. My other thing is next to the eggs you said, you spotted them there just yesterday. I know we've got real problems with our eggs.

It's a bit of egg shortage, isn't it? Sometimes you go to Woolworth's, which is where I shop, and the egg thing is empty and it says, sorry, we're having issues with egg supply. And I get it from the farmer level. But they go, we've got some real estate here. Let's fill it with Tim Tam. Let's do that instead.

My other issue is, what about the other Choccy biscuits? Well. It's just, it's opened a can of worms. It really has. There's a bit going on, but I will say this. I'm a cupboard person. You know that. So are you.

I saw them in the fridge section near the eggs yesterday, and I instantly wanted it. I was like, oh, that looks great. Cold Choc is now appealing to you when you've never been a cold choc guy. Great advertising, great marketing. Is it a PR stunt? Well, here we are. We've got a Hayley on 131060. What about the mid-slice?

What about the wagon wheel? The wagon wheel? Hayley, put us to bed here. Help us out. What do you think? Tim Tams cupboards? Sing us a lullaby. I think it's not so much about the storage,

but if I'm going to buy them in the cold section at Woolworths, then I'm going to walk around and go in my hot car. They're going to get all sweaty. And when I come home and pull them out, they're going to be that white colour. Oh, that's true, actually. You're so right. You take your Tim Tams out of the fridge sex and put them next to your

rotisserie chalk. Oh, it's going to heat up. You've just undone all the work of the cooling. Yeah, that's true. You're so right, Hayley. They go white. And normally eggs is something you get early in the shop. Yes, because they're right there with the produce. With the location, yes.

Oh, it's much better to start them on the shelf. Start them warm, then you can cool them if you need. Hayley, you make a great point. Nadine, good morning. Nadine. Hello. Nadine, I'm desperate for your opinion. Tell me, where should Tim Tams live at the supermarket? And then your subsequent house. Yeah, well I actually start them in the cupboard and then once they're open, I actually put them into the fridge. Okay, like Mr Guy himself. They are really good cold. Yeah, interesting.

So why not start them in the fridge once you get home, Nadine? Because I actually buy them off the shelf, not from the fridge. So she may as well keep them warm until you crack them open, and you know they're in there. Yeah, but that first one you've cracked open is room temp. Would you want to start your first one cold? Yeah, fair call, fair call. Okay.

Hey, I love that. You've got to admit when you're wrong. That's what I asked. That's a good point. Your first one. It's not you're cracking the thing and then going, all right, now I'll put you in the fridge. Maybe, I'm speaking out of turnpicks, I'm not in that camp, but maybe you do that to then go, it's so much better in the fridge.

So you realize what you're missing. You give your taste buds a subpar Timmy Tim. Yeah, a little flirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sacrifice one. Yeah, the sacrificial TT. That poor first Tim Tam. Karen on 131060, where do you stand on this, Karen?

100% in the fridge. And also, guys, unless you're talking about the double coat Tim Tams, then I don't want to hear about this. It's a double coat or nothing. I don't mind the caramel. Do not mind the caramel Tim Tam. Yeah, no, I don't like those. I do like a double coat.

The double coat is good. They have the white chocolate. Did Karen give her opinion? Yeah, she said in the fridge. In the fridge. So she's happy with that. Melissa, I white chocolate. Wait, but did Karen give her opinion? Yeah, she said in the fridge. In the fridge. In the fridge. Oh, so she's happy with that. Melissa, hello.

I'm not doing well with my listening today, am I? Melissa, good morning. You're juggling. You're nervous. I can see you glaze over. Melissa, hello. Oh, good morning. There's been pretty much a clean sweep of everyone loving this move from Woolworths,

putting the Tim Tams in the fridge. Where do you stand? Well, see, now we've started an argument. I say the cupboard, but my six-year-old is now saying in the fridge. Oh my God. And your six-year-old has Woolworths on their side. Oh, and now she's going on about chocolates in the fridge too. I'm like, no, no, I don't know where you've come from. Not me. You're not putting your Ferrero Rochers in the fricking fridge. Tim Tams is one thing because they're crumbly and they break away, but Cadbury chocolate

in the fridge for me, I just can't do it. If you like the goo, I like the Cadbury goo. You know the peppermint with the green goo? Yeah. What is that? That ain't food. I don't know what that is, but I love it. I'm a huge top-deck guy. If you put that in the fridge, your goo solidifies.

It does. It renders the goo pointless. Oh, jeez. Tash, wrap us up here. Tim Tams, fridge, cupboard. I actually store mine in the freezer. I don't understand. Tash, wrap us up here. Tim Tam's fridge cupboard. I actually store mine in the freezer. Hang on a minute. You're going to chip her too.

All my chocolate biscuits and my chocolate in the door of my freezer. What? This feels like a dumb question. Why? You love the part. Yeah, I love it hard, so I just have it in the freezer. That is so strange. I'm picturing you sitting down after a hard day of work

and basically trying to bite into an ice cube. Is it hard to get through? No, it's just I've always done it that way. My husband thinks I'm strange, but yeah. Hey. Freezer. He loves you for who you are, Tash. Yep.

You said Woolworths are going to do both to start with. Until the 28th or whatever it is. So you're going to find some in the aisle. Yep. Aisle five, whatever. Some near the eggs in refrigerated. Do we need to put some in the freezer for people like Natasha? I think we need the people from Arnaz to send us lots of Tim Tams to try it. Yeah, Shy Guy's

trying to get a representative to just pass a comment. Yeah, we want to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, up next guys. Oh crap! The clown is juggling. The juggle is next. Go nowhere people. Coming up. Coming up we are juggling. Can I do it? A radio first. I don't think I can.

Jess and Ducko. It is time if you're just joining us, everybody. It's time. The biggest stunt radio has ever seen in 2025. The juggle is on. Three, two, one. It is the great juggle off. Jessica Lee Fartioni trying to get ten rotations, two chances, is the great juggle off. Jessica Lee Fartioni trying to get 10 rotations, 2 chances,

do or die juggle time. It was a goal I set in 2024, Ducko. I didn't put my heart and soul into it. I watched a couple of YouTube tutorials and gave up. Gave up pretty quick. But 2025, I said you will not be a quitter. You kind of forced me. I kind of made you do it.

To not be a quitter by putting on a live concert on the radio. Now, we are live on Instagram. I realise not many people can tune into those, but if you can and you're present, do it. This is great live radio. It's a where were you? It's a where were you moment. Because yesterday we had the Pretty Amazing Jono set,

battle axes on fire and juggle them them atop a unicycle. That was a support act. That was a support act. That was Elton John lead up to Amy Shark. And here we go. I don't even think Amy Shark's too generous. Yeah, probably. To a busker.

It's Elton John leading up to Jess Farchiota. But you're right. It's a where were you moment. I remember where I was when Cathy Freeman won the 2000 Sydney Olympics when she won the 200 metres. I remember where I was in the Rugby World Cup final. I fear that today's extravaganza is going to knock those two memories out of your mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And this will now stand firmly as the greatest athletic achievement you've ever witnessed. Lots of supports coming in in the comments for you, Jess. A few haters, a few doubters saying you might not be able to do it. But you've got to block them out now because now it's juggle time. You've got to get 10 rotations. You have two cracks. You've just got to live and die by the ball.

Up until this point, I haven't been able to crack eight. I just did a really good practice. Maybe too good because I'm kind of out of breath, but these are the cards I've been dealt. Okay, here we go. Wish me luck. Are you ready to do on a 3-2-1 juggle? I'd like to do it on my own terms if that's okay. I feel like I'm going to give Del Doco. Okay, here we go. Wish me luck. Are you ready to... Do you want a three, two, one juggle? I'd like to do it on my own terms, if that's okay.

I feel like I'm going to give you a countdown. Okay. Okay. I appreciate we're also on radio. I'll say three, two, one, commence juggling, and then you can start. Okay. Okay, here we go, Bron. Three, two, one, commence juggling.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Oh! We had seven, and it felt strong. Now, do you think you need a bit of a breath before? Yep. That was close. I thought you had it. You are moving forward a lot.

I know. I don't want to get in your head. I can't keep my feet still. You've just got to. I don't. What did he say? Focus on, you've got more time than you think. You're absolutely right, and I was explaining to Babs

and to the people on the live. Yeah. If my second throw is faulty, off by a millimetre, the whole thing crumbles. So I've really got to focus on that second throw. But my feet are dancing their own dance. I don't even know what's going on south of the equator. Yeah, yeah. Don't look down.

Okay. Give yourself plenty of room. This is for radio history. We want 10 rotations. Are you ready, Shy Guy? Yeah, we're ready. We're ready on Instagram Live. Three, two, one, juggle.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. What the hell? Quickly, quickly. Wasn't part of the deal. Commence juggle. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Ah, it seems to be eight. No.

No. Nine, ten. Ah! You did it when I wasn't counting. You did it when I didn't even notice. We kind of got ten. We kind of got ten. We kind of got ten.

And that's it. We kind of got ten, but it was on the fourth attempt. And you moved from your end of the room to my end of the room. Way too much movement. Oh, goodness. It was eight. You got eight in the moment, and then you got six or seven. Did you notice one bounce off my face?

Is it? You really moved all the way over to me. That's not how you're meant to do it. Wow. That was a value. Hey, you gave it a crack. That's not how you're meant to do it. Wow. That was a valiant effort. Hey, you gave it a crack. That's all we can ask for. And that's what we ask of the rice cookers whenever they join the program.

I hope some of the comments aren't too hot and heavy coming in on the Instagram. I bet you everyone's going to become a juggle expert once they witness that. Yeah, even I'm a juggle expert just from witnessing that. But hey, good effort. Valiant effort. Thank you so much. People said 10 kind of, sort of. I. People said 10 kind of, sort of. I'll take a 10 kind of, sort of.

People are a bit confused by your technique and moving forward. Yeah, yeah, we know that. I'm doing it really hard. It's fine. It's really tough. It's the way I taught myself to begin with. What's Shia got typed in over there? What do you got? Alicia wants to know what kind of computers we're using. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hit. Yeah, big view for people. You've got 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. We have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice, and if you're untrue to the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time.

They're the rules of engagement. We're playing for $10,000, our player today. Oh, geez, this is a good player. Oh, she's fantastic. Her reputation precedes her. Doesn't it just? I think she won the 100-meter dash in her junior school champs. That's right.

She was handed three juggling balls in her youth, and without any practice, more than 10 rotations. Drilled it. Her name, Tiffany. Good morning, Tiff. Good morning. Tiffany, are you ready to take $10,000 off us? I'd really like to.

Yeah. I didn't say would you like to. I said, are you ready to? I think I'm ready. I'm hoping I'm ready. What did you make of Jess's juggling there, Tiff? Look, you know, hard to do. I get it.

It's hand-eye coordination and we don't all have it. Yeah, yep. Careful now. I'm not reading your questions, lady. No, that's fair, Tiff. That's real fair. I got a solid seven. That was a seven there.

Bounced it off my head. Good effort. Thank you, Tiffany. Good effort. There we go. Thank you. All right. What do you want to spend $10,000 on?

I want to put it towards a caravan because we lost most of our camping gear in the storms in the last couple of weeks. Oh, damn it. Sorry to hear that. That sucks. That's annoying. The winds were so bad. So bad.

All righty. Well, one thing stands between you and another camping adventure. It's the letter G. G for good effort. Okay. Gosh. Gosh. Golly gosh. G for good effort. Hey, gosh. Gosh, golly gosh. Yes. You got this, Tiff. You've got it. Come on, Tiff. Your time will start after the first question.

Starting with the letter G, we need you to name something you take camping. Glue. A movie. Goosebumps. An animal. A movie. Goosebumps. An animal. Goose. A type of cheese.

Gouda. A non-alcoholic drink. Uh, grape juice. A girl's name. A clothing shop. Ganda. A car part. Uh, garage cover. A garage cover.

A dip. Green olives. I mean... Oh, how good's green olive dip? It was after the buzzer, so you didn't get it. It's seven, question mark eight. A car cover. I mean, it's not a car part.

It's not a car part. It's a car accessory. And why do you need a garage cover if your car's in the garage? It's so true. You know what I mean? Do you know what? I don't know. At the moment, hey, I can feel you reaching. Sorry, I was asking that to Duck. That's why I had so much sass. I was hoping you'd say

like gear stick or gas skit. I was like, ah, she's got it. Didn't get it there. Dip, you got it. But it was after time. The only one you missed, would you's got it. Didn't get it there. Dip, you got it, but it was after time. The only one you missed, would you have got this, an economics term? Oh, gosh. No, definitely not. Growth, government, goal.

Bit of GDP. Bit of the GDP. But, hey, great play, Tiff. You were fantastic. That was elite. Well done. I would say better under pressure than Jess is juggling, I would say. Listen, can we lay off more plates? Sorry.

I mean, Jess just equally as good. I'm hurting. $100 suspended in Dota coming your way, Tiff, so you enjoy that one. Awesome. Thanks, guys. Have a great day. You too. Thanks for getting involved in the show, Tiff.

I tried to give you the heads up. I need something here, but your headphones must be too loud, so you're going to get surprised when I ask you for something. You're going to have to work on the fly. Did you give me the heads up when I had the two seconds to go? Yeah, I've given you more with less, bro. I believe in you. When I had the two seconds to go and I put my headphones on?

Wait, finish your thingy. It's Jess and Ducker. It's Jess and Ducker. Call of Fame, $203 cash. We draw that this morning before nine. We're going to Lebanon now. Oh, man, come on. That is Jesus.

I tried to give you a heads up. How do I send us to Lebanon without being culturally incorrect in any way, shape or form when I don't have an actual Lebanon music? Okay? How do you want me to do that? I know one of your mates is Lebanese. You should always have Lebanese music on hand. I mean, it's not going to, I don't, I was going to play the Greek Zumba,

but I'm not going to do that. No, because that's Greek. No, well, obviously. And it's not Zumba, it's Zorba. Hey, here we are in Lebanon. This feels safe. This feels really fun. It does feel safe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It feels European. Two seconds to go. We're going to Lebanon next. Well, I knew it's not one of our regular destinations. If I had said, take me to Thailand, you could have done that. I could have gone. With your eyes closed.

Here we are. We're in Thailand. Don't confuse me now. We're in Thailand, you could have done that. I could have gone. With your eyes closed. There we are. We're in Thailand. Don't confuse me now. We're in Lebanon. You could have said Jerusalem and I would have taken you there. But we're not in Jerusalem. No, we're not. We're in Lebanon.

We're in Lebanon. Why are we here? Oh, wait a minute. A Pennsylvania woman. Oh, hang on a minute. We're going to America. I could have done that from the get-go. You.

Look at the one thing I've highlighted. Lebanon. The Lebanon County Jail must be a place in Pennsylvania. I apologise. What's the Lebanon County Jail in Pennsylvania? Lebanon is a city in Pennsylvania. Minus six degrees right now. Population 26,000.

Darko, restart. Take me to America. Maybe an appetite. Okay. Bruno Mars. Appetite. See you at breakfast, Jess and Darko. It's 8.20.

Darko, take me to America. Can do. Now, don't get confused because this story is out of the Lebanon County Jail. But Lebanon is just a small town in Pennsylvania. You could have just said jail. No, I freaking highlighted Lebanon County now. Anyway. This is actually a horrific story.

Oh, is it? 13, 10, 60. Yeah. I want to know, what's the maddest you've made your parents? What did you do that was, I don't know, the straw that broke the camel's back or something that they just went nuclear? They went mad.

I wonder if anyone has an instance where the, I guess the crime is as petty as what we're reading in this story out of, and I confirm, Pennsylvania. A woman has been taken to jail because her 11-year-old son called the cops on her. All right? Because she chained him to an oil tank. Oh, yeah. The crime? Eating too many hot dogs.

Apparently, she had told all her children these hot dogs are for the week. Hmm. You limit how many hot dogs you're eating. Don't have too many dogs, kids. While she was out. Don't have too many dogs. He ate all she was out. Don't have too many dogs. He ate all the dogs. He ate the dogs.

They have cameras in their house. I'm not judging that. I do have cameras too. So they've got, yeah, okay. She came home and saw no hot dogs left. Checked the cameras. Her one little boy, the 11-year-old, had eaten all the hot dogs. How dare he.

Now, he might have been freaking hungry. I don't think the punishment suits the crime. I feel like that'll never be a punishment in your house. Well, that's a celebration. That's a sticker. Angus! Angus, she ate all the hot dogs! But is there anything worse than when you've had your eye on, thinking about it all day,

and then the leftovers or the takeaway, and then you come home and your brother's eaten it, or your kid, whatever? I could go nuclear too over that. Absolutely. But she called the cops on him. Rightfully so. She's been done for false imprisonment. You can't be chaining kids to an oil tank.

Oh, can't you do that? No. Good to know for when I have become a dad. You've got three months to learn all this. Scratch that off the list, honey. She's gone nuclear. All right. But that's what made her so mad.

He ate too many hot dogs. Too many dogs. Too many dogs. So 13, 10, 60, what's the maddest you've made your parents? That's right. I remember I try to help my parents in the kitchen, probably under duress, wash lettuce. And my mum, she was obviously in a mood.

She was going on about, you've got to wash the lettuce really well. I'm like, you know, my teenage sass. I'm like, how hard is it to wash freaking lettuce? She didn't trust that I was doing a good enough job. So she took the colander of the lettuce off me and was washing it and washing it. As we're eating later that day, we noticed a little bug in the lettuce, like a moth had flown in or a tiny moth. Yeah.

And we know what your mom's like with bugs in salads. I know. Not the first time it's happened to her. The other time was at a restaurant. But I made a comment, ooh, wash the lettuce really well. She slapped me. She leant across the dinner table. Yep. And slapped me. Yeah. Because, she slapped me. She leant across the dinner table and slapped me because, to be fair, I don't think the punishment fit the crime there either,

but she was obviously so mad. Did you ever get the wooden spoon? I had the wooden spoon on the backside. Did you have soap in mouth? Yes, I did get that. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, the mouth out was soap? Yes, yeah.

My dad did that once. He was not the disciplinarian in our house, and I remember the soap in mouth and through tears being like, not you. Why are you? You're the nice one. I threatened because I didn't think they'd do it and they did the soap in the mouth. Was it for swearing?

I can't remember. I mean, I did that many things. I can't remember. But I remember it being like, wow, that was horrible. I'm never doing that again. Yes, yeah, yeah. I remember the angriest I've made my mum and she came in to me and my sister to blow up at us.

I remember this. I must have been in primary school, young, like grade four. Okay. And we were fighting over a Pokemon card, me and my sister to blow up at us. I remember this. I must have been in primary school, like grade four. Okay. And we were fighting over a Pokemon card, me and my older sister. Yes. And we were ripping. It would have been a limited edition Charizard. Something like that.

And we were ripping it. And mum was like, she had it off. It was the end of school holidays. And she's like, right. She storms in and she went to smash her arm through the French doors that had glass panels. And her arm went right through it. And she just sliced her entire arm.

Collapsed, fainted blood everywhere. And is it just you and your sister in the house at this point? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, Abby, why'd you make her do that? The ambulance had to come. Shut up! Yeah, it was a bad injury. She was in hospital for a while.

The maddest you've made your mum is over a Pokemon card. A Pokemon card. That's hot dog territory. Yeah, it is. It's bad, isn't it? You look bad for that. Wow. I know. My sister can be such a cow. That's hot dog territory. It is. It's bad, isn't it? You look bad for it. Wow. I know.

My sister can be such a cow. That's the takeaway from this. The 131060, maddest you made your parents. Maddest you made your parents. Or parents, maddest they made you. Oh. Oh, God. Why are we taking the kids' story?

I want to hear from the adults who lost their crap. Jessanducko. Jessanducko. Jess and Ducko. 131060 are asking, what's the maddest you've made your parents? That's right, an American woman. Not Lebanese. She ended up in the Lebanon County Jail, though,

because she handcuffed her 11-year-old kid to an oil tank, which is just horrific. She's now been done for false imprisonment. The crime, though, he ate too many hot dogs. Too many dogs. That is a woman who was snapped. Yeah, she's off it. School holidays is long now, you know.

Yes, it is. Yeah, it's a long time. So we want to know on 131060, how mad have you made your appearance? What was the straw that broke the camel's back? You and I have both had an instance with our mums. Yes. Let's go to Tom. Good morning, Tom.

Good morning, guys. How are you? Mate, fantastic. What's the maddest? You sound like a cheeky bugger. What's the maddest you ever made your parents? Oh, it was probably a few years ago now. I was 18 and a few of my mates were at home.

Mum and dad were away on holidays as they usually are. Yep, no parties, nothing. About two hours later, we've got about 300 people in my mum and dad were away on holidays, as they usually are. Yep, no parties, nothing. About two hours later, we've got about 300 people in my mum and dad's backyard. Oh, my God. You're probably too young to remember Corey Worthington, but that's what you said. Yeah, no, it was before him.

It was before Corey. It was before him. Oh, okay. You were the OG house party guy. Yeah. So, yeah, ended up with the police there ringing my mum and saying, where's your mum and dad, mate? It's like, oh, yep, they're away at the moment.

Oh, did the house get trashed? Because normally those house parties get... Absolutely, absolutely trashed. I passed out with one of my girlfriends at the time, wake up at 6 o'clock next morning with my mum and dad standing in the bedroom going, oh, they're nuts. Oh, because when the house gets trashed too. Of the 300 people, Tom,

how many do you reckon you actually knew in your backyard? Probably 25 at the most. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. And the things they do, that happened to us as well. Me and my sister had a party one day we were away overseas and the hose gets cut up. Oh, wow.

The glass gets broken. What is wrong with humans? We turn into absolute animals. It's not our place. Let's just go for it. Let's go to town. Yeah. Good friend of the show, Glenn.

Good morning. Good morning, guys. How are you doing? Yeah, pretty good, mate. How mad have you made your parents? When I was five years old, we used to live behind a post office and it had like an L-shaped driveway, and my dad just got a brand-new Ford.

It was his first ever new car. And I got in it and decided to play race cars, and I put it in neutral, and it rolled down the driveway through the fence and into the back of the post office. Oh! How much damage did it do to both the office and the car? Oh, it was massive. Well, it was an old chicken wire fence,

so the chicken wire just shredded the sides of the car. And unfortunately, I had to, any time for the next 40 years, any time anyone mentioned new cars around my father, it became, you reckon that's bad? I should see what he did to mine. I must have relived that story about a hundred times. Oh, you can't let that down. That's to the grave.

No, no, no. Oh, that's funny. Thank you. He was just trying to play race cars. He didn't know what he was doing. Let's wrap up with Peter. Good morning, Pete. How are you going, guys?

Pretty good. When I was 12, in year six, we played a footy match after school and it was raining heavily close to my house and half of the footy team came back to my place for a shower. We drank all the old man's beer, trashed the towels, and my mum locked me in the bathroom and smacked the shit out of me. Sorry, did you say trashed the towels? Yeah, there was half of the footy thing. All the mum.

Yeah, yeah. I just love the idea that all the boys are in mum's shower together. Like, whoo! But they didn't shower. Why are the towels still getting trashed? Are you clean? My mum and dad weren't home. We were running around naked, just three boys.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, we know. Just a couple of nudie runs. Just a bit of horseplay. Yeah, when my mum came home, the towels were everywhere. The old man's booze was gone and she locked me in. Because every time she wanted some smoke, she locked me in the bathroom. Yeah.

Once again. I can't get away. Yeah, a different time. Different time. Don't you be touching my towels. Just twoies and and P's. Getting around. Jess and Ducco.

We should mention as well, next week on the show, our co-fod every day is a laptop. Oh, my God. This week we've been giving you $250 cash. Next week you get involved. At 9am you could be walking home. Walking home? Whatever.

Getting on a bus. With a laptop. Getting on a plane. A hovercraft, perhaps. Either way, you'll have a laptop. Whatever your chosen mode of transport is. A unicycle, if you will. A pogo stick.

Don't pogo on laptop, though. No, no. Only Shy Guy pogos on laptops. He's got the skills. So true. Anyway, speaking of Shy Guy, here's his diary. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Ducko. We started the week forgetting to turn the mics back on after the news, and of course

it became Babs' fault. Jess and Ducko. Get up, get up, go! Oh. My apologies. Babs, Babs, you wanted to warn us that we were on air then. I was so confused. I thought I pressed the wrong thing.

Babs is looking at me like, we were recording something off air for something next week. We're planning something big. We're planning something funny for next week. Babs is absolutely letting the ship. Babs is tearing me weirdly. The ship. She was the one.

She's the only one who saw the iceberg. I'm sorry, I was in the process of typing. Stop, guys. I can't hear you. Buzz in next time. You can just come, you buzz in. You literally sit two feet away. You could have put your hands in the air and gone, guys, on air is just music. I'm sorry, don't do well under pressure.

She's the only one who saw the iceberg ahead and said nothing. We're all in the room trying to come up with puns for something funny, then all of a sudden look over us like, we've been on air for like 45 seconds. Good catch, Ducco. Thank you so much, guys. I'm a professional. I know you're the one who walked away from the steering wheel, but you're also the only one who noticed.

Speaking of Babs, she's had a bit of a shock this week. There was this when we asked her to explain what Jess's juggling coach, the amazing Jono, said in an email. Have we got clown boy tomorrow? Yeah, we's had a bit of a shock this week. There was this when we asked her to explain what Jess's juggling coach, The Amazing Jono, said in an email. Have we got clown boy tomorrow? Yeah, we're interviewing a clown tomorrow. Babs' mate. What's his name again, Babs? The Magical Matt.

The Amazing Jono. The Amazing Jono. Didn't you say you've been in touch with Jono? Yes, I have. Was there something you wanted to share? What did he email us yesterday, Babs? Oh, yeah, he wanted to know if you guys need juggling balls or, like, fire or a unicycle.

Fire? I'm going to need fire. Actually, unicycle's good. And this, when we asked her for a fact check, I don't know what Babs is doing. Babs is just Googling how many the average human speak. And that way then Shy Guy can give us us. I'm on wikiHow.

Cool. Okay. Good morning. And what did we get out of that? Did we get anything? Well, I'm just telling you that I'm actually looking it up and it says 16,000. Oh, that's what you need to leave with.

Yeah. wikiHow, I don't care. What is going on? Yeah, you play it. Maybe we need to go out for some team bonding and the timing couldn't be more perfect after this offer from a rice cooker in the DMs. Hi, Jess and Ducko.

My name's Michelle. I'm the PR officer for a well-established nudist resort. Ah. So I'd like to extend the invite... Yeah. ..to you and the team to join us. Oh, my God, we've got to go. To come and see...

Yeah. I wouldn't say come. I wouldn't say come. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See what we're all about. I'm thinking this might be a good special morning for your whole crew. Oh, is it like we do the show from there live? I think Michelle just...

Could you imagine a three-hour nude show with each other? I look forward to hearing from you and discussing further if you're interested. I love this. She signed off. Bottoms up. Oh, bottoms up. Michelle's a bit of fun. Hey, look, I've just noticed sausage sizzle will be provided.

Games and music on the lawn. You can relax in the pool. Hello. Yeah. Take selfies on the swing. What sort of swing is that? As if Shy Guy's not getting a couple of selfies on the swing. We have to make a close up to have a good time. Speaking of bushes, Jess has been hiding in them at the park from Lucia,

but I'm not too sure what the other parents at the park thought of this. I thought, let's get away from the equipment. Let's go play in the bushes. Oh, yeah, that'll do it. Doesn't sound great, does it? Jess is lurking over there in the bushes with her child. I saw another mum doing kind of like hide and seek, so I waited for them to leave so we could have access to the bushes

while everyone was playing on the slide. Great. We could have access to the bushes. She didn't really understand the concept of I'm going to hide now. Come find me. So she just lost mummy. Mummy's just... Mummy's running off on her.

To try and encourage her, get away from the danger of the playground. Yeah. Follow me. And I was like, where am I? And I hid behind this big shrub and was like peering out and trying to keep my eye on her. But then I went, oh, she can see me. So I ducked behind the bush. 60 seconds passed.

And I'm like, oh, crap, where is she? So I'm peering behind these bushes and trees. She's hiding from you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She'd taken off back to the danger ladder and there I am. What did you expect? She wanted to go on the fun playground. There's mum.

Mum's taking me to a bush and hiding. It's mum doing a wee in the pool. Mum's popping a squat again. I don't know if that's what it looked like. Well, that's it for this week. And remember, if you have a film crew following you, just hope that it's RBT and not Bondi Rescue. Just ask Ducko.

Like, if I had to come on air on the Monday, let's say it's having a weekend, and it was either one or the other, and I had to do, like, a press conference-esque thing, I would be less embarrassed saying, I got done for drink driving and I've lost my licence, I apologise, we're moving on, provided nothing bad happened. Then I would be saying, I got rescued from the lifeguard.

See you after the long weekend, Rice Cookers. Let's do what we need to do every day this week. We appreciate and adore every Rice Cooker who picks up the phone on 131060 to give us their opinion, tell us his tale. But none more so than throw out a little thought that sparks an avalanche. And this morning in the depths of the show, 6.05, Lucy called. No dumb thoughts. No dumb thoughts.

Yes. She gave us her dumb thoughts. Why does the car volume only go up to 63 and not like 60 or 65? Now, Lucy, I think this might be very make and model dependent. What car do you have? Yeah. I have a Toyota Camry. And all Toyotas go up to like 63 or 53.

That's interesting. I've got a real issue with car volumes that are numbered regardless. Why do I need that? Why do you need to denote 53? Just show me the level. Mine has a level and the volume number, but I've never actually tried the maximum. I want to test my maximum today.

Also, you're pumping things pretty loud, Lucy, are you? What are you listening to? Yeah, just heavy techno earlier. She's sparked an avalanche of callers saying, yes, mine only goes to 53, mine only goes to 40. Ford Ranger 30, 32. And then we learned that it is a manufacturer thing to not blow your eardrums out.

Yeah, they have a set level they can't go above. And I think what maybe, say, a Ford thinks is 30 is similar to what a Mazda thinks is 62. That's right, but you're not going over 64 decibels. Hell yeah. Because we don't want people suing car companies left and right. We learnt that from 6 till 6.30 this morning. Don't tell us we aren't educational.

I always say people come to J&D for a laugh. You know what? People come to us to learn things too. A laugh, a good time and an education. We are out of here. We've got to get out of here. We're infotainment. If you missed any of the show, grab the podcast.

The juggle off happened today. It was spectacular. Yeah, it was. Check it out. Check've got to get out of here. We're infotainment. If you missed any of the show, grab the podcast. The juggle-off happened today. It was spectacular. Yeah, it was. Check it out, Jason Ducco on Instagram. We're back on Tuesday because Monday we have professional development. That's right. Have a wonderful long weekend. Drive safe.

Be safe. Be kind to each other. We love you. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. But it got me thinking. If you lose your left lung, does your left nostril still work?

Jason Ducco. That was the Jason Ducco Podcast. The new loose change menu has dropped at Macca's. OMG! T's and C's apply.