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Episode Date: August 22, 2025

Can we find the most powerful Robert? We wanna know what happened on the cruise and Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week that was in his dairy!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a trip to McDonald land today and try the new McDonald's meal. With one of six collectible souvenirs. Jess and ducco. This is the Jess and ducco podcast. It's just, no, hang on. I'm not going to cut it. It's the podcast. Fuck it.

Whoa. Whoa. Hey, podcasters. Man, I hope that this thing is a work and product, right? And that we're recording the podcast and that you haven't piled in on here. Yeah, look, peek behind the curtain. We're recording this during the show. Absolutely. What's happening right now is Shy Guy's Diary is playing out on air.

It's 840 and 51 seconds. And we kind of work towards the generalisation that listeners are only in the car for maybe a max of half an hour. So the diary does play twice a morning because so much effort goes into it and it's usually the best part of a Friday. Why wouldn't we play it twice? Yeah. And it is a standalone upload on a Sunday morning as well. There you go. Just so most people here, it gets most. maximum impact.

So we've heard it at 6.40. So when it's playing out at 840, why wouldn't we try and tick off an admin task? We've heard it. We've enjoyed it in the 6 o'clock hour. We've heard it. We've enjoyed it heaps. But shy guy now with that huge F bomb is worried that we've filtered through on it.

Because I don't trust this desk. Another big biomaker, and the delay system's not working. It didn't work yesterday either. Oh, what's all of that? Nothing happened yesterday. Nothing happened yesterday. Well, no, I didn't need a dumbed anything yesterday. Do you know, I've been in radio nine years.

Never said F on air. Never? Why am I saying F here? I can say it on the podcast. No, but see, now I'm nervous. It's purefuring through. If we were, if the show was over, I'd be like, well, it doesn't matter because it doesn't go anywhere. Yeah.

But technically, we're still in the vortex. Yeah, I mean, I've got one light on my desk in front of me with a hundred of the lights. It's off, which means that we're not on air, if that makes any sense. Yeah. Hey, man, a moth once took a whole station. down. So are you sure? That's my favourite story from this company.

Say it again, just in case people don't know. We did cover it in the show, probably late last year. There's a big room with all these computers and controls all the core components of like the music system and then where we like export ads and stuff into. There's a big touchscreen on in like the middle of the room in the middle of all these computers. And a moth is attracted to light. There's no lights on in this room.

But the moth was going to the lights was just dotting around just dung, dong, dung. And turning stuff off on, off again, switching things around. Yeah. So I don't know what was on this control panel on this computer, but I assume it was like, hit, Triple M and then all 56 radio stations under that. And this model is just touching, touch and it's gone, let's put Triple M Gossford on air on Hit Mackay and put Mix Perth over on Today FM in Sydney. And it was a doot, do, do, do, do it. From a moth.

Yeah. Because you can imagine, was this overnight. This was overnight, late night. Because you can imagine all the tech people in our organisation would have been getting a low. on their phone. Not knowing what to do. But something's going wrong. But they don't know.

So one bloke rushes in to investigate and captures the moth or sees the moth in action. Well, they fixed it manually. I'm not sure how it's fixed it manually, but then they looked at this. Do you mean remotely? Yeah, remotely and manually because they had to do a few things to figure it out. Of course. It wasn't until they looked at the CCTV footage. Oh my God, they saw it.

They saw, hang on, there's a little bug flying around. Do you know what became of that moth? Like, did someone come in and capture it and torture it or just reliant? Release it, knowing that it didn't know the chaos it was causing. I'm not sure. Well, the moth might have been gone. Because they've come in turn on the light. Moth has gone to delight.

Like Catherine Zeta Jones in entrapment. That's not the movie. What's the movie with Catherine Zeta Jones? You can't sting it if I didn't get it right. Do you know what movie I'm talking about? I still don't know it. It's where she breaks in. She's mentored by Sean Connery.

And is it entrapment? I don't know. Bear with me. Talk amongst yourself, shy guy. Okay. I've got nothing. You have to just talk to the listeners. I'll get it in a second.

I can just play some sound effects while you do that, okay? I want to get it right. I should have backed myself in. It was entrapment. She's like an art thief, you know? So it's like she breaks in, she's able to bypass the laser security and then get out. It's like them off.

Sorry, Jess. That's just far too niche. This is going to test your memory. What do you reckon is the most? niche reference I've ever made. Entrapment might be up there. I have written most of them down. I'd have to have a look at the list.

It's done a couple of Rush Hour 2. I love Rush Hour 2. Oh, I was going to say Ducko gave me Bupkas for Rush Hour 2 references. I don't like one, just two. You don't like one? I didn't like it. Are you joking? Yeah, just two slapped better for me.

I don't know the location and the gags. The fastest mouth in the west. Like, I know the tagline. Yeah. Yeah. Problematic that movie. You know. Is it? Rush Hour 2.

Do you mean in like 20-25 sense? Yeah, unfortunately. In what way? Say one of them. When they're in the sauna Yeah. And they're fighting? Yeah.

Do you mean in the massage parlour? Yeah, what's that could do with anything? Well, he's like, sorry, man, y'all look alike. To Jackie Chan. Is that cancelled a little? I don't know, is it? I don't know. Oh, now I feel gross just talking about it.

No, we don't have to feel gross. Please don't cancel one of my favorite movies. It was a time in... Time in the... That was okay, man. It was fine. Absolutely. Absolutely. Let's end this. I'm worried we're going to get cancelled.

No, we're not going to get cancelled. No, we might. We're not going to get cancelled. Are we canceling? I thought we'd cancelled friends. Like, that was really... But see, that's in the same room for me then. Why? That's true. I just don't like friends. I don't like friends. I know. I'm happy to cancel. I don't like David. David. David. Big friends guy. I wouldn't have picked that.

Yeah, I'd pick that. He's layered. He's like an onion. Do you reckon? Oghurs are like onions. He was like friends. I grew up on that. I was like, you grew up on friends. I know it was year. I didn't know that was... Yeah, I can see him. I can't see. Because he's a little pop culture whore. He loves all that stuff. He does love that.

So the big ones. And he feels more frenzy than Seinfeldie. I hate Seinfeld. Which surprises me. I tried it, didn't like it. Of your character that I know, Seinfeld fits in your wheelhouse. You're actually quite jerry.

Quite finicky. Quite clean. You like things a certain way. Yeah, you're very Jerry. I'd take that. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, this doesn't make any sense in the podcast.

I'm going to send you a video later and then you're going to think of me. Anyway. That's what you're going to say about it? Okay. Well, because I realize, unless I play the video, which I don't have prepared, it doesn't make any sense. Is it something about Seinfeld? It's a TikTok from Hamish and Andy. We love H&A on this program.

Turns out, and I think you'll agree when I show you this video later. And if you want to go to the Hamish and TikTok and you'll find it. I'm very similar to Andy Lee. And you'll see why I'm in an upset Andy realm? No. That segment they do, upset Andy? No, no, no. It's just like a little throwaway comment.

Oh, okay. You saw yourself in this. I saw myself in Andy Lee in a little game that they played on their show. I mean, what a wonderful person to see yourself in. And what a great horizontal tease to another great podcast on listener. So when you're done with this one, head over to Hamish and Andy and give them a follow. Horizontal tea. That's what it's called, bro, when it's in the same realm.

I know. I love it. I love it. That feels like you've just done. You've finished your marketing degree, you know, and your fresh graduate ready to take on the world. That's why I am here. Anyway, enjoy the pod. Jess and Ducko in the morning.

It's a shy guy here, and not Ducko, because he is still off with, what do we give him, Jess yesterday? I can never remember it. We gave him persistent genital arousal. Oh, whoa, whoa, we didn't give it to him. So true. I think it might be hereditary. He should probably talk to his father, the great Chris Allen, formerly. Or did he get it from the box?

Or current effect. Oh, mate. Is it a delay? It's a delay. on set. I did hear there were some boobies at these bucks, so, you know, maybe three days later, the arousal struck our boy down. But yes, it is just, it is shagher, it is babs.

That fourth leg of the table, the analogy I tried to give you yesterday, it remains a little wonky, but we persevere. Yeah. I hope the alarm went off for you this morning, shy guy, and you bounced out of bed. You went, I'm going to seize today. I'm back in the big chair, on the big stick, in front of all those buttons. Yes, so many buttons. How are you feeling this morning?

Good. I did wake up and I was like, okay, I did it yesterday. It'll be slightly better today. I hope. But no, I like doing this. It's not my favourite thing in the world, but I do like doing it on the occasion. And I got a lot of good feedback from the Rice Cookers who messaged me personally. Thank you for that.

Very kind. It's very kind to go out of your way and do that. So thank you for your support. I don't want to burst your confidence so early. But I came home and I said to my husband, did you hear much of the show? And he went, yeah. Okay.

Thanks, Kelsey. You know what you said yesterday? You said? Oh, Shagai, Ducko's listening. Does that make you nervous? No, I'm actually a little bit more nervous that Angus is listening. To be perfectly honest, because I know he says with the little radio, he listens, I know. He is a six to nine-up.

I know he is. I know he is. He is so supportive. No. And you know what? This is, it's nothing against you. It's a compliment to Ducko. Right.

But he said, well, and me, but he goes, no one can replicate what you and Ducco have. I went, well, we're not trying to. I don't want to try to. And that's exactly it. Shy guy's being shy guy, though. He's not rolling in, putting on a loud shirt and pretending to be all whiz bang. No, no.

You stay authentic to you. Yeah, very anti-whisbang over here. Exactly. You're not an actor. None of us are. And ever since Ducco got cut from San Andreas, I think he's foregone those dreams as well. I actually thought about watching that movie the other day. It's a hell of a movie.

I should watch it. I love those big disaster films. Yeah, 2012 is my favourite disaster film. What's the one, the day after tomorrow? That's a good one. That's a good one. Very good one. But yeah, so you be you.

Don't worry. I had a stern word to Angus. I went, no, no, no. Don't try and have Shalegu replacing Ducco. He's just filling the seat until our boy's weena goes down from this persistent genital arousal Disorder. That's what we want. That's what we're waiting for. So it has taken the big wheel.

out for another day, but that's okay. Today's Friday and we love a Friday. There's so much going on on Friday. We've got no dumb thought Friday coming right up. If you have one, text at 048-18-1069. Or, call in and say hi. Because we've got the call of fame to draw. That's right.

VIP tickets, ringside to the Spiegel tent and accommodation at the Christopher Kingsley, our favourite accommodation. And with breakfast. With breakfast. I should have said, with, we draw that at the end of the show. So let's get as many voices as we can on the air. quick on-air meeting. Yep.

Coming up after 630, we are going to do, Are You the Most Powerful Robert to Ever Robert? After, yesterday I revealed live on air to my father, whose name is Robert, that the most powerful name has been surveyed as, and it's come out as Robert. So we want to get a couple of Roberts on the air and find out who's the superior.

Yep. We've had a DM from a Robert. Great. In America. He's got mates in Australia who's sent him our story yesterday talking about the Robert quiz. And he goes, can I play? I said, where are you?

He said, I'm in America. I get off work in half an hour. Yes. Do we get an American Robert on? Yes. Okay, great. It's either, depending on what side of America is on, either 4pm or 1pm. Well, he said, that's doable.

He's doable. I said, you're around in half an hour. He went, yeah, I'd love to play. Yeah, I think we've got phone credit to call America. Okay. We can do that. Oh, good. I'm glad we've ticked that off.

Yeah, let's get Robert on from America. So here's a couple of agenda. items for your team. No dumb thought. It's up next, 13, 10, 60, but we all have one to contribute. After 6.30, if your name is Robert, we need you to join the show. You're going up against my dad and an American bloke name Robert. But you're right, Alpha Bucks will be on the show, more chances of the call of fame. What's the threesome is on today? I don't know how we're going to fit it all in. Shire guy. I doubt that we finish at nine, put it that way. Well, that's my favorite. We'll see how we go. Favorite mission, not finishing at nine.

Okay, we'll see how we go. We'll do no dumb thought. What? Hi, Babs. Oh, Babs, hi. Hi. All right, thanks, Babs. Jess and Ducko.

There's no such thing as a dumb thought. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. People always say there's no such thing as a dumb question. I'd argue there is. But when it comes to just those niggling little thoughts that you've not had a safe space to share, Ah, there's no judgment around those. And we are the program with which to dissect and debate them.

131060, we would love to hear your dumb thoughts or... Texas, 04-8-8-1069 and we'll read it out. Absolutely. I've got a dumb thought for you, show you. Go for it. Is a bath just a sink for your body? That's excellent. In the same way, you'd wash a cast iron pan in a.

sink. Is that what you do with your body in a bath? It's all the same principles. It is, isn't it? We're doing a renovate. Different sobs. You don't, you're dishwashing soap. Well, do we even know? I've never looked at the chemical components of my Morning Fresh versus... Could you use Dove in the kitchen? Versus me palm olive. So true. Do you know what I mean? It's all probably the same chemical crap.

Marketing. It's all marketing. We're all suckers. It's all, we're all suckers. Yeah, I mean, we know that. We're all drinking the Kool-Aid. You know, we're in the process of renovating our home. So we've been displaced. We're in our, well, I'm in my in-laws apartment, which we're very grateful to have. But obviously the process of now picking every element, every design feature that's going to go in the new house, it's very overwhelming. Yeah, I bet. I didn't think I was an indecisive person. I know what I like and I'm always very gun-ho. But when you're presented with, I swear to you, 500 tile options, it's hard. And you're

start going, geez, I'm going to be stuck with this. This is hopefully our forever home. For what, 15, 20 years? Forever. Forever? But we were talking about baths. And when our interior designer, who's also one of our best mates, got them up, obviously taking it all in, we happened to then look at the vanity,

the sink, and I went, that's just the mini bath. That's just what you showed me. Yeah. Yeah. There's no reason you couldn't wash your hands in the bath. Hmm Bath is a sink for your body That is a yes

Do you agree Babbs? Sure Okay, thank you Do you know what would help here? What's that? The gong Oh the gong I forgot about the gong

I don't know where docker keeps it Babs I'm going to need a live gong Go That's not a live gong Oh man I can wait Yeah Thank you, Babs.

Have you been dumb this week, Babs? We'll just talk amongst ourselves. No, I've got it. Not really. All I've thought about is, like, what goes through animals' heads, but that's about it. All right, I've got one.

No, was the gong for Babses, or was the gong for my... Do you want to say your endline again? I think a bath is just a sink for your body. We've got a text here, a shark guy. Oh, great. Let's read it out. And no name. please, this deserves credit.

Do you ever look at two birds flying in the sky and wonder if they're having a 100 metre race? Or if they're in the middle of a bird Olympics? My friend, yes I do, but not... I've never thought Bird Olympics, which I just love. You know when you're driving and a pigeon or those white gala looking things? It's like a cockatoo without the cranes.

What are that? Corrella's. I know birds. they're on the ground or they're on the road and then they fly off at the last minute or sadly you squish one I always think they're playing chicken like their mates, their birdmates are on the side going hold on Gerald, hold on

and then Gerald held on too long because he was trying to show boat got squished. Do you think the birds call it playing chicken? That's what I was about to say. I've got a quick on for you. It's a bit grim. Did you hear me talking about the squirrel?

Squished birds just before? No, this is grimmer. In the same realm of squish. I shouldn't have said that. Anyway, you're on the side of the road where you see people lay like flowers and stuff. Is that the exact location of an accident? And second thought, have you ever seen someone set that up? I don't want to be a.

associated with this time. Yeah, no, I really want to dissect that one. Neither. You never see them get set up, but you drive past them frequently. Well, you're not always on the road. You're not on the road 24 hours.

Do they set them up overnight? They're memorials for people. I know what they are. You said in the same realm as Squish. I know. I regret saying that. Anyway. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K AlphaBucks on hit AppleBugs.

That's right. 10 questions, 30 seconds. Jess will give you a letter in a second. I can't answer the phone, Jess. Oh no, that's integral. That is a, hang on, let me just. I'll do the rest because I know you had your mind split. And I got it right.

You did, but your pace was shocking. Yeah, because I'm trying to answer the phone. This is Alpha Bucks. You've got 30 seconds to answer 10 questions. Why don't I just do everything? 30 seconds to answer 10 questions. They are all going to start with the same letter. If you get all 10 questions, correct, you are walking away with $10,000.

We have to take your first answer. You can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of a question, just say pass. Please say pass. Don't say skip. It throws me off. We will come back if there's time. How'd you go over there?

I think we're good. Morning, summer. Good morning. How are you guys? We're good, thank you. Excellent. Good on you shy, guys. tech guy saves the day.

Summer, look, it's a little bit different without the duck man here, but do you reckon you can still rally and win $10,000 this morning? I hope so. I just got my son's orthodontist bill and I need that $10,000. Fair enough.

Is he in the middle of a braces situation? About to start. About to start. As someone who had braces twice in their life, summer and then Invisaline in adulthood, the greatest gift my parents gave me.

So whilst it's expensive, your son will thank you, at least in his 30s. Might be a bit tough getting a thanks. He's not thanks to me now. No, no, no. It's rough. It is rough. But you're a good mom. You're doing the right thing.

The letter you're going to work with today, my friend, to pay off this orthodontic bill. Top of the alphabet. King of the letters. A. A for Alphabuck, Summer. Okay. Are you ready to rock? I'm ready to rock.

All right, your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter A, we need you to name. A five-letter word. A lot. A chocolate. Aero. A comedy film. Pass.

A musical instrument. A guitar. A band. Pass. A dog breed. Pass. A household item. A airfoil.

A periodic element. Alamidium. A hobby. A country. Australia. A comedy film. Albin and the Chipmuck. A band.

Man, she got back around. Yeah, Alvin and the Chipmunks, comedy? We'll take that. Subjective, isn't it? Like, did you laugh? Oh, I guess what's it branded as by Hollywood? I guess it'd be a children's movie, which often fall under comedy.

My issue is, shy guy. Yeah, go on. And I saw you nodding. We are not paying air guitar. Oh, really? It's not an instrument. Come on, because you could say anything air then moving forward. I think it says it's a dangerous precedent.

No, I ticked it. I know you did. I saw you nodding. Yeah, I was like, yep, I got that. I know it's a mood point. Yeah, band. As a parent, you've always got an air guitar. Okay.

Ready to go. That's right. A band, Aero, Smith, ACDC, Arctic Monkeys, dog breed, American Bulldog. Alsatian. Australian Shepherd. Yeah. But no, we will accept Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Oh, hang on, but Babs is backing me up. Babs, chip in, please. Sorry, Summer, but Google's saying that it's not a musical instrument. There you go. That's okay. It's not making music, is it? But no, Summer, you're elite. You can hold your head up high.

We can't give you 10 grand, but how about we fling you $100,000 to go towards the braces? Thanks to our mates at O'Brien. That would be fantastic. All yours, doll. Thank you. Thank you very much. You're welcome.

Hey, up next, shy guy. I'm excited for this. As am I. At this time yesterday, I introduced you all to Rob Facioni. Look, he's not a stranger to this show, but maybe you haven't heard my dad on the program before. We shared the news with Dad that after recent research and surveys and studies,

the most powerful name has been decided, and that name is Robert. Yes. Dad was thrilled with the news. Yes. Well, up next, I'd like to get a couple of Roberts together. Yeah.

I don't know if we'll handle that much power, shy guy. We'll have to see how we go. But we'll get Dad back on next because I have a challenge for him. First, he has to agree to it. Okay. We'll call him up next. And Rob Farch is here. And Rob Farch is here.

Good morning, Dad. Good morning, guys. How are we today? We're good. Good. You're going to have to put a time sheet in, Dad. I'm working you to the bone yesterday. Today. Today. Oh, good. Makes the trip to work even more. Well, there you go. Now, Dad, I have a challenge for you. Yesterday at this time, we shared the

news that after recent research into the number of people named a certain name, out of Fortune 500 companies, we are talking some of the wealthiest companies in the world. Something the most number of CEOs had in common. And that thing they had in common was the name Robert. The most CEOs are named Robert. This research deeming the name Robert, the most powerful name in the world. least for a man. Side note, we should check what the equivalent would be for a lady. Did you hear that woo-hoo that Rob just did? My dad is thrilled with his news.

Dad, how was your day yesterday, your day at work, with your boss, with your clients, knowing that in the morning. Like, were you walking around a little bit cocky? Prouncing. Prouncing is the word. He's strutting his staff all around the earth. I was strutton. I was saying it was Robert's Day today to everybody.

They were looking at me a bit strange. I hope you directed them to the podcast, the Jess and Ducco podcast on Listener, they could have caught up with all the information. They're all looking at the little posts. Good, exactly, as they should. But, Dad, what I wanted to do, we couldn't leave it there yesterday. We had a bit too much fun with you. What I thought we could do today is Pitt Robert against Robert against Robert.

Great. I want to find the most powerful, the superior of the Roberts. Dad, if you're willing, you're going to be Robert number one. there will be a line up of Roberts. I'm hoping some Roberts will start calling. If your name is Robert, you could go by Rob, Robbie, Bob, Bert. If your name is Robert, I'd like you to call now 131060. I want you to take on my dad in a Robert quiz, a robot off.

Dad, I know you're driving, I know you're busy, but what do you say? Are you willing to participate to find out who is this? Yeah. Excellent. All right. Hold there, Rob. Dad, King. CEO's calling.

CEOs. If you're a CEO. We'll take that too. 13, 1060. If your name is Robert, we are looking for the superior Robert. I've got a Robert quiz. Dad, hold the line. We're going to get you some more Roberts, some more challenges.

And we'll be back with the Robert quiz. Yep. A bob off next. A bob off. Jeff and Duckow. New research has deemed the name Robert as the most powerful name, asterix for a man. My dad is called Robert, and we shared this news with dad yesterday,

and he went about his day, about two inches taller, strutton his stuff. He felt powerful knowing that he was in an elite group of men named Robert. But overnight, I thought, should we, shy guy Jess and Babs, try and find the superior Robert in what I'm calling the Robert quiz. The Robert quiz. But you called it something way better. The Bob Off. It's a Bob Off. It's the Bob Off. So, my dad

is standing by. Rob Farch, have we got you? Yes, you do. Rob Farch, meet another Robert. Good morning, Robert. And I'm going to call you Robert from Australia. You'll see why. Good morning, Robert. Good morning.

Meet the third challenger, Robert, Robert from Arkansas, USA. Good morning, Robert. Good morning, plus good afternoon. Good afternoon. Now, Robert from Arkansas, can we just drill down on you for a hot sec? You saw our Instagram story yesterday where I said, I'm going to need a bevy of Roberts. How did you come across our Instagram story all the way from Arkansas, USA?

say? So my friend, Kiz-A-Kis-Nator, she sent me the story, and she's one of my Australian friends. And my brain this morning, because I saw it at 6 o'clock in the morning, was like, wait, is this going on right now? And then I was like, wait, Australia time. And then I was like, oh, this works. I get off of work right at the time that they go on. Oh, well, Rob, and I must say, Kira Lake, I know Kisenade. is. What a legend. Thank you, Kira Lee.

Kiralee Hughes from the Mark Hughes Foundation. Let's give a shout out. They are incredible. She's amazing. I'm so glad she's introduced us. So we've got Robert from the USA, Robert from Australia. We've got Rob Farch. Names will be your buzzers, gentlemen. Robert is what you'll work with. The Robert quiz, let's get underway. All I'm hoping for Shy Guy is a little bit of Robert chaos. Yeah, I think we're going to get it. Question number one, Roberts. Don't forget names are your buzzers.

Robbie Williams was the lead singer of the band, Take That. What is Robbie short for? Robert. Robert. Robert. It's Robert. In the sitcom, everybody loves Raymond. Raymond has an older brother.

What is his name in the show? Yeah, Robert. Robert. Robert. It's Robert. It's Robert. Often called the father of the. atomic bomb. And the subject of the movie Oppenheimer, Julius Oppenheimer, is often just referred to by his first initial, J, his middle name, and then his surname Oppenheimer. What was his

middle name? Robert, Robert, is Robert. What did Rocky Balboa name his first born son? Robert, Robert. Gee, Robert, you're doing well. Buffalo Soldier and no one. Woman, No Cry, are all huge hits from the great Bob Marley. What is the first name seen on his birth certificate? Robert, Robert. Courtney Kim and Chloe Kardashian have a younger brother.

What is his name? Robert, Robert, Robert. Final question, Roberts. It's neck and neck. I got neck and neck and neck. If you were to take an educated get, Yes, what would Bob the Builder's real name be? Robert!

Gee, you guys nailed that. I think you guys. I was reading all the inside of the period. Robert inside. I think we got the three Superior Roberts. From across the globe, we can confidently say. Yeah, I think a sign pair of bonds from Bob Owen for all of you. You got the best Roberts that you'll find.

Robert from Arkansas I'll say thank you to you first. Was this your first experience with an Australian radio show, my friend? This was great. I didn't know what you expect and it took me a second to guess how what was going on.

I was like, I was like, wait, wait, is the guest, is Robert? Oh, yeah, yeah, it's Robert. It's a whole Robert Quist's way. I was over thinking it because when you said the brother from everyone loves Raymond, I'm like, oh, they won.

What's the acronym. That's Brad Garrett. That's Brad. No, no. We're much simpler here. Robert, I appreciate you thinking we would have gone that deep. Thank you so much for your time. You have a wonderful rest of your American Day. Thank you. Robert from Australia. Thank you. You can walk away today knowing that you are equal third, or equal first, I should say. Top three Roberts. Congratulations to you. What an honor. Sounds great. What a good name. Thank you. And, you know, don't forget, you're in with a chance.

the Call of Fame. You joined the show, Robert, so thank you very much. And finally, Rob Farch, thanks for your time, Dad. Our pleasure. Oh, he speaks on behalf of all the Roberts. Absolutely. It's Robert, second day of the road. Okay, good on your dad. Jess and Ducko.

Babs and I arrived at the same time, got in the lift together. Babs goes, I'm really overstimulated today. Here's why. I'm really overwhelmed. So today is Friday, the 22nd of August. three bands today, or three artists, are bringing out albums. And I've been waiting so patiently for months, okay? So I'm really excited.

I know there's a decade between us. Yes. And you are the cool music chick. Sure. Am I going to know these three bands? You will know two of the artists, but not the other one. Okay. But I shared with Shagai that I'm over-stimulated because I'm so excited to listen to them,

but I don't know which one to listen to fur or how much time I'm going to have to listen to it today. So let's go through them, Babs. Who are the three artists? So the three artists are Royal Otis, who we've played on the show before. This is The Undressed People. No, no. This is...

Oh, no. This is the cover that they did. Sure. Who's the Undressed People? Well, that's Somba. Yeah, sorry. That's the Royal Otis. This is Somba.

So Samba is releasing an album today, too. They're two different bands. Yeah. Well, Somba's a person. Yeah. Somber's one person. Yeah. I like that person.

Yes. So Royal Otis, you do talk about them. Yes. Somba. But Wolf Alice, which you won't know this band, but they're really cool. Are they Australian? No, they're from the UK. Cool.

But yeah, so they're all releasing albums today. So this is why... If you told me they were all three. I know, I know, I think that's a lady's voice. If you told me that was all the same band, I would have played with you. Well, that brings me to... It's like, you know, in the black-eyed piece, Fergie sometimes had a bit more. And I'm like, oh, the lady gets a turn to sing.

So your three bands you really like? Yes. Well, Somba's not a band. Three musical acts that you really like. Babs, whilst I was concerned, I couldn't connect with you on this level. I'm at a buffet. Where to start? Because I started talking and Shagha just looked at me and said,

there are bigger problems in the world. And I said, well, I'm really excited. And I don't know how much time I'm going to have today to really sit down and listen to all three of these. And I don't know which one to start with. And I just think, you know, no one gets it. I get it. I get it. Firstly, never go to Shagai for empathy, Babs. I think you should know that by now. It was in a mood this morning. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, you didn't even say good morning to me. You just walked past my car and kept walking. I was like, okay, I'll go stuff. That's right. I was, yeah, I was on my phone.

For a guy who does breakfast radio, not a morning person. I've actually met a few of them in the breakfast radio world. It's a weird, you know, juxtaposition. But I feel you, girlfriend. I don't love any musical act as much as you love these three, I think. I've never faced this dilemma. But I have faced it in other instances. You go with a family, maybe you're celebrating your mum's birthday. It's the buffet. It's the buffet dilemma.

What to start with? Because you could start with traditional appetizer things, but you're at a buffet. You don't have to. There's most excited for a specific one, but should I leave that one to last? I don't know. The classic, you're eating your nice dinner. You've timed it perfectly, so there's a little bit of your main meal. Maybe you're nice like chicken Kiev, but you've also got a couple of bites maybe of your potato bake.

And the green peas are slapping. Which one is going to be the last thing to, to quote your favourite bet, linger on your tongue? You got me right around your finger. Do you have to let a linger? Would you like someone to make the decision? Would you like someone to make the decision for you? Would that be easier if it got taken out of your hands? Yeah, maybe.

That might be good. Should we leave it to Shiger just to pick for you? Yeah, pick one of them for me. Because he's coming at it with no bias, no real understanding. On my personal favour's would be Somba. Okay. So should she start or end? I think end.

End of Samba's a vibe. But what if she gets hit by a bus in between listening to albums one and two? She'll never have heard her favourite Somba. Which is why I think right now I should go home and start with me. I think you need to put all three into a hat and draw it out and that's the order that you do. But yeah, it's not that deep. This is just what my, you know. Sorry, have you listened to this show?

What do you mean not that deep? Nothing is that deep. This is the highest thing on your priority list today. It is. It's 718. Can you just make it till 9? And then you can go and listen to your album. You can go at 9.

We've got stuff for the time. I'd actually really like your perspective as a person without children, how you view some behaviours that I think parents are guilty of. Because I forget sometimes the way I behave, how it might be interpreted by the different people in my life, particularly the line in the sand, if you have kids, if you don't have kids. Yeah. Because I think every parent can relate, particularly at this age, that my daughter is nearly. too, she rules the roost.

We do anything to make sure that she is calm and comfortable because the opposite is just too much of a night to deal with. It's chaos. It's frustrating. It's pulling hair out sometimes. Yeah. We've seen her when Lutri has been here. Ah, she tantrum just last week.

Exactly in front of you guys. It's pretty funny. So yeah, sometimes I find myself doing stuff that I would never have done without her in my life. But now don't even second guess it. Had a maid over last night for dinner. Angus was out. He'd come to pop by and I went, hey, I'm cooking a chili con can't. You want to stay for dinner? There's going to be plenty. And he said, absolutely.

That sounds fantastic. It's starting to smell beautiful already. I said, cool, can you entertain the kid while I finished the meal? Because if she starts getting clingy, it's very hard to chop an onion or open the oven. Fair. My friend is a DJ and I went, look, I'm sure you're sick of hokey pokey. It had been on repeat about, you know, 45 minutes of him having been at my house. I said, oh, you'll like this. There's a bloke who makes techno remixes out of kids' songs, specifically wiggle stuff. This is a little bit of Henry the Octopus. Henry the Octopus lives down in the deep blue sea.

And once I got this on, he went, oh, yeah, let's settle it. This is great. This is my wife. I know this person. Exactly. And you know, you know, he's a vibe and a heart, my friend, our friend. So anyway, this was on. He's dancing with Lucia.

They're having a great time. I serve up the meal. some for Rowan, some for myself, and some for Lucia. But she didn't really like the meal that I prepared shy guy. But I am really conscientious. I want her to sit at the table with us. All the parenting blogs I read is it's really important that you model that behaviour to your kid if you want them to do it eventually.

So we strap her into the high chair and I kind of am like, no, you'll sit there for as long as possible while we're eating, you know. But how can I occupy you? If you don't want to eat the food while you need. something. We've done Lego. We've done colouring. And I just had this spark of genius. She likes to clean things. If I give her a baby wipe, sometimes she'll just rub it back and forth. Just polish it. Just polish the table in front of her, her chair, her own hands. And her little baby doll was sitting right there. So without even second guessing or thinking, I scooped up with my

hands, the chili concan that she hadn't touched, smeared it all over her baby doll. She shoved that at her and gave her a packet of wipes and said, clean up Gloria and then turned my attention back to Rowan for him to just be like, what did I just witness? Hang on. So just to reiterate, you drowned the doll in food.

In food with the intention that Lucia would spend the next cleaning. Three minutes maybe, preferably 10, cleaning her up with a packet of water. I don't care how many wipes she wastes or uses. Unfortunately, though, Shagai, wasn't really interested in doing that. Oh, no. So all that I was left with was this smeared baby doll. Chili con can't everywhere, the little beans and bits of mince and whatever.

And I looked back to see my friend just staring, like, what... That's not normal. What sort of parenting do you call this? What is this type? Jess and Ducko's. What's the threesome? What's the three-sum? Shy guy's going to give us three things.

We're going to tell him the topic they all have in common. Now, without Ducko here, it's Babbs v. Jess. Yay. But it's hard because Shy Guy has given Babs the task of also scoring. That's a lot on your plate. Yeah, and because I've got the editions of the buttons and stuff today. And breeding. I'm not great at reading.

Bad old for shy guys. I trust that Babs will not give herself points that don't get to do it. She absolutely will be able to do it. It's fine. So you can see the board. I can't. No, I just think it's a lot on your plate. Oh, I know.

I feel like it's imbalanced. Should I? I'll put one hand behind my back. Yeah, sure. Close one eye. I'm not great at winking. Is that you winking or are you just closing on R? Was that a set up?

Well, done. What's a pirate's favorite letter? What is it? Ar. You'd think it'd be R, but it'd be C. All right. We're not that show. We got the hack radio context.

It's not hack FM. They're elsewhere. Chobani and Dillamar from Manila, Rush FM were listening. They'd be like, look at these idiots. Yeah. I thought you were talking about yoga for a second minute. All right, I'm with you.

All right. First question. Chabani, anyway. Firefox, Chrome, Safari. Search engines. Internet browsers. Point to Jess. Chalk me up.

Okay. On the whiteboard. Chalk her up. All right. The press. Siege, The Illusionist, Now You See Me. Oh, magical movies. Movies about magic.

Movies about illusionists. Nah, you were right. Baddle with a couple seconds behind. Aye, aye, yo. Another point to Jess. I'll put my other hand behind my back. And close your eyes. And give me a mouth.

Jeez. Tetris, Pong, space invaders. Well, games on a phone, old school phone. Arcade games? Yeah, Babes. I can't see where she put the point. Apollo 1. Challenger.

Space Shottles? Space missions. Space missions. Yes. She's talking about. How are you doing that and scoring? You're amazing. I know.

I've gone multitasking. Women are so impressive. John Snow. Oh, Game of Thrones character. Letting finish! She got it. Yeah. Now you've opened a can of worms because now we're just going to...

No, no. You can. Let him finish. You might for the point. And then just give the other one over. If you do want to answer early, that's fine. The Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the who? They're all bands from the 60s or 70s.

60s, Babs. Yes. Crap. You pull one hand behind your back now. Can we have a score update Babbs, please? I'm on four. Jess is on two. Has she won it or is it over?

I think if Babs gets this one. It's over. I can't even tie it up, though. Well, you might... Next one counts for four. No, I hate when you do this. All right. Tesla, Edison, Westinghouse.

They're all... They're inventors. Of? Of electrical things? Yeah, I'll give that to you. You are not getting four points for that, but I'll do it. What did you have written now? Pioneers of electricity.

Oh, that's exactly what I said. Yeah, that's exactly what you said. The Met, the British Museum, the Lourave. Museums. Museums with... Artefacts. The Louvre, the Mets. Public.

Galleries? I think I'll just give it. Gallery museums. I think that's me. It's an hour for a tiebreaker. Now it's a tiebreaker. This one worth four. Okay.

Julia Caesar, Cleopatra. Historical figures. From. Oh! Yeah. She's done it. Well done, Babs. Woo, and that's four points.

That's four points. You've absolutely annihilated me. Jess and Ducco. We are seconds away from Alphabet. We have $10,000 to give away, shy guy. Now, yesterday when Ducco said that he was unwell and wouldn't be joining us, I did feel guilt about continuing to play Alpha Box and the off chance that the $10,000 went off. Because I want to celebrate that all together.

It happens so infrequently to miss that opportunity. I think he would be, he'd be quite sad about it. But he's taken another day today, so. I mean, it'll be confident. I'm sorry, we've got to, give it away. We've got to give it away. It would just be. It's a perfect Friday thing to do.

Perfect Friday thing to do. $10,000 in your bank account. Imagine how that sets you up for the weekend. What would you do? First thing you do on the weekend with 10 grade in your pocket. Oh, shod. You're going to buy something? You're going to go somewhere?

I've told you that we are in the middle of a renovation. And I have no concept of how much tiles cost and floorboards cost. Yeah. bed heads cost. Okay. I made a bad choice for our last bedhead. So I'm trying to be really particular about... But that's furniture.

Yeah. That's part of the build or is your... Oh, bro. See, I don't even know. Sophisticated that you're... Building in a bedhead? No, no. We just had a meeting with our interior design.

I feel like the build, I'm being very, very... He's blowing out? No, I'm being very gendered here. I feel like the build in his domain. Interior design is my domain. Okay. Until he sees the bill. He's like, we're not picking those tiles.

How much a... tiles. I wouldn't know. They vary a lot, shy guy. So with $10,000 in your back pocket, maybe you can have a bit more fun. Do you know what your tile bill is? No. And I also don't know if Angus is just going behind my back saying,

don't get her, those ones, get her something else. Just show her this range? Yeah, exactly. Not this war. Stop showing her the fancy ones imported from Italy. Our interior designer said these ones come from overseas and Angus went, don't finish that sentence. Angus like, no, you're like, yes.

Alphabucks. We'll play next. 131060 if you want to play. Just and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on hits. Alphabet. Yep. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter, which Jess will give you in a second. If you get all 10 right, you will score $10,000, which will be great for a Friday and great for the weekend ahead.

We must take your first answer. You can't use the same message twice. And if you are unsure of a question, don't say skip, say pass. come back to it at the end if there's time. Let's meet Michaela. Good morning. Good morning. How are we feeling for a Friday? Michaela, are you ready and raring to take $10,000 office?

Oh, I'd love to. I'm going to try anyway. Well, we hope. We'd hope so. I don't know anyone who's gotten through and gone, I'm going to tank it. You know what I mean? We've had plenty of people who have, though. I'm going to try.

Absolutely. Yes, we have had many people who have tanked. I thanked it, but I don't think with intention. That's a good. That's right. Mick, what do you want to do with 10 grand? Take my little boy on a holiday. Wonderful. Well, maybe you'd like to have a look at Fiji,

Finland, or France as a destination, because they all start with a letter F. And that's what you're going to work with, okay? All right. All righty. Your time. We'll start after the first question. You ready?

Yep. Starting with the letter F, we need you to name. A beauty brand. 20. An instrument. Pass. A musical. Oh God, pass.

An Italian food. A bit ofini. A female singer. A path. A five-letter word. 50. A rom-com. Pass.

A mythological creature? A drink. Santa. A fruit. Drat. No Fiji, Finland or France. Oh, well. Yeah.

Nah. Well, look, you pass on instrument. We're looking for a French horn or a flute or the fiddle. Musical, Frozen, fame, footloose. Couple in there, a female singer, Fergie Faith Hill. Romantic comedy film, a rom-com. Friends with Benefits. Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

And a fruit, you're looking for a fig. I think you got five. The ones you answered, Michaela, were solid. I mean, her letter was there for she got five. It all fits. You don't get 10 grand though, Mick, but we will get you $100 cash. Thanks to the legends at, oh, oh, oh, O'Brien. So you can put that towards the holiday fund.

Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for joining the show. Thanks. You're welcome. Hopefully, Shagai, that's the last time you'll have to do the rules. I must say, if you say 30 questions one more time, I will come across the decks and

please slap me. Or nipple cripple. I'd rather a slap. Slap feels too intense. Nipple cripple. That's what friends do to one another. Just because Ducco has no feeling in these nipples and you can nipple crib him whenever you want.

Doesn't mean that works implies for me. Hopefully he'll be back on Monday. He'll take over the rules. But up next is your last chance to get involved in the show to win the call of fame. We're drawing it at 9 a.m. today. The VIP double pass to the Spiegel tent with overnight accommodation,

the five-star Crystal Brook Kingsley with breakfast. Absolutely. We went out for dinner the other night, me and some girlfriends, and we got into an absolute brawl. Subtle foreshadowing about the topic we were about to have about chat GPT.

And my friends and I were going back and forth. I'm naturally animated. I was really enjoying the conversation, but I naturally obviously get quite animated. I'm ethnic. The hands get involved. Volume starts to creep up. And I just heard one of my friends,

who was not the one I was targeting, whispered to the other girl at the table, It's really hard to win a fight against Jess. And I don't think she meant because my arguments were so solid. No. It's just because you're loud and pan. Like, you're still in handy. No, not handy.

No. I've never had an argument with you. I don't want to have one. I know I've lost. I enjoy robust conversation. My issue is don't enter the arena if you're just going to back down. Yeah. I agree.

Completely agree. But speaking of... Entering the arena. And brawling. And brawlin. What happened, Jess? What happened on the cruise is what we're asking. 131060, we are a show that is a fan of cruising, mainly because we've all been

influenced by Babs and her family. They are a massive cruising clan. They love it. Whether or not they're particularly sexy remains to be seen. She continues to deny it. We continue to not believe her. But my God, the chaos that ensues when a bunch of human beings are trapped on the high seas, Shagai. It's absolute pandemonium. I think we lose all sense of self. Yeah, well, we actually covered a fight on a cruise ship. Not even 12 months ago, I reckon. Yeah, we actually have a great miss here. Oh, no, why my bun's working?

Oh, I'm going to back it up. World Star! World Star! Back up, my man. Back up. It's going down. Hey! Oh, shit. Welcome to the mother fucking cruise.

No, no, not me, man. Oh, shit. So that was about a year ago over a slice of pizza. Over a slice of pizza. What happened 24 hours ago, Jess? That, that I remember the vision. I'm pretty sure it was like 25 ladies throwing chairs on that incident. Well, I think this is the same cruise line company shog.

I don't want to speak out of turn and I'm not 100%. I don't want to get sued for defamation. So we can leave brand names out of it. Fair. But I think it's the same if memory serves. I mean, there's only one, really, on the market. But anyway, there's one biggie. There's one biggie. I mean, we all remember the Ruby Princess, the COVID ship.

Yeah. It's not that one. No rules I heard from that. It was more just they all got trapped on the bunch. Yeah, they couldn't do anything. Couldn't leave their room. 24 hours ago, shah, guys, some more vision has gone viral around 2 a.m. Just as this cruise ship has left the coast of Miami over in the States,

an absolute brawl has broken out in the record. restaurant dining area. Allegedly, over chicken tenders. Here's some audio. I love the guy. I love the guy at the end. He says this.

I love the guy at the end. He says this. So chicken tenders. I'm pretty sure that's the security because the vision I've seen, there's multiple angles, because obviously in this day and age, if you don't film it, it didn't happen. So there's heaps, heaps of video on TikTok. You can see security approaching the brawl and literally go, no. This is above my paygoat. What can I do?

There's multiple brawls happening and only so many security guards. Exactly. So that commentary over chicken tenders is crazy. Now, details are sketchy. We don't have an official word from the. cruise liner or I'm going to say the head chef. What's going on with the chicken tenders? My only guess is they ran out of chicken tenders

and someone has swiped the last two or three maybe someone took the whole freaking thing. So someone's walked off with the tray, walked it over to their family and someone's gone, that's not fair. You've taken, but it was a 2 a.m. shy go, what a chicken tenders doing? It's all you can eat buffet. That's 24 hours on a cruise ship, isn't it? 24 hours. I'm making that up.

Why aren't we asking, why aren't we asking our cruise expert? Oh, cruise ship aficionado, Babs. Babs, on cruise liners, can you get a meal 24 hours of the day? I think there is certain places that are open most of the night, yeah. On the boat? Yes, yes. So at 2 a.m., genuinely, they could have just been a shortage of chicken tenders and it's absolutely set this group off.

Yeah, I'd assume so. Oh, my God. That's why we're asking. The vision is crazy. As I said, details are sketchy, but all the commentary online. Geez, insert cruise liner, must have some killer chicken tenders. And then a lot of people questioning, what happened to the rules about, you know, young people being supervised and curfews on boats? It's absolute pandemonium.

So we want to know what happened on the cruise. Or have you fought over food? Yeah. How good were the chicken tenders that you started throwing fistic up? Jess and ducco. Jess and ducco. Rihanna. Rude boy.

for your Friday, R&B Friday after 9. Perfect way to swing into that. We are talking what happened on the cruise. Did you say Jess and Ducco? It's Shai Guy here. Have you gone to get to that? Or have you fought over food? It's Jess and Dachshundko here. Ducco off six, shy guy here instead, as you could tell.

Yes, I did forget. There are no rules in radio. Like your bosses will try and tell you there are rules and way things should be done. There aren't. I also didn't tell you the time. It's 820, but everyone could just look at their phone or their radio in their car. I was going to say it's very subjective industry, but never have I heard a reset of the question we're asking

and then into the time who the show is. I'm doing it my way. All right, Sinatra. As our boss just walks past and shakes his, rolls his eyes and shakes Z. 13, 1060, we are asking that question. What happened on the cruise? Or I appreciate this is much more niche. Much more subjective, have you fought over food?

Because cruise liner, a cruise ship has gone viral, leaving the coast of Miami. Vision has absolutely taken over TikTok of this humongous brawl that broke out at 2am in the restaurant area. Do you want to play the audio again, should I go? Or specifically what you can hear one onlooker saying. Over chicken tenders, this is crazy. It's pretty wild. We don't have specific details, but we are a. Assuming there were two chicken tenders left, these chicken tenders slap.

And the person who took the two chicken tenders was met with a literal slap for polishing them all off. And apparently it has just absolutely broken out. Even though this cruise liner has all these rules about curfews and people under 17 having supervision, no. No rules apply on the high seas. No rules apply on the high seas. It's international waters. Like who do you get to police this? just that one security guard who was not getting himself involved

because he went, it was above my pay grade. Beck, what happened on the cruise, Beck? I lost my 16-year-old son. Not overboard, I hope. Well, I was ready to throw him overboard when I did find him. We were on a Christmas cruise and curfew is, as you said, 1 o'clock. I'd gone to bed at 11 o'clock. I woke up at 4 o'clock and just thought,

mother's instinct, something's not right. Got up, realized he was missing. from the room. So I got a bit of a tour of the cruise ship, couldn't find him, went down to security in my pajamas, so it was looking wonderful. The security had to get all the police up

and like wake all the police that are on board up, they had a massive search happening, got my mum up because she was on the cruise too. I had no way of contacting him, but one of the mum had had some way of contacting him. He didn't respond, but they just happened to go back and check the room and he was sitting on the edge of the bed

with his brothers, and he said, I'm sorry. Wait, so he hadn't been in the room that whole time. He had snuck back in maybe when he got a sense. He went for a wonder. Where had he been that whole time, Beck? He's running to a friend from school, and they were up on just the deck, just watching the moon. Oh, my God.

That's the most wholesome thing I've ever heard a young person, a young boy doing, but you must have been pulling your hair out. Oh, yeah, because we've been interviewed. They were ready to pull the boat around and do all this. It said all the security, all the people. police officers there, everything, and when my mum walked into the room, she had a security with her as well, and she was ready to, you know, train overboard before I was.

Oh, my God. And walking along, and the security guard said to my mom, do you see what you've done to this old lady? And I think mum was ready to punch him. Oh, okay. That's what sparked the brawl. Wow. And he had no idea of the panamonium happening elsewhere on the cruise ship.

Oh, my God. See, this is, yeah, it's just, there's no way to contact. Well, there's obviously no receipo. Oh, forget about it. Laura, good morning. Good morning. What happened on your mum and dad's cruise? So my family called this the dokey debacle.

So mom and dad, they're not huge drinkers, but when you go on a cruise, a lot of the stuff's free. And they had these huge kind of fishbowl drinks. You can drink. It's like the size of the fishbowl and they've had a couple and they're having a good time. That's not an issue. And both of them simultaneously say they need to go to the loo, mom to do a number of one and dad to do a number two and they disappear for a while so they both come back after however long laughing their heads off so my poor mother has wandered around and hasn't been able to

find a toilet in time and she's wet her pants okay and my father he has somehow found a random toilet in someone's room the door was just open yeah the door was just open it's worse than that there was actually a child of sleep in the room at the time so he's woken up to someone knocking on the door, very confused while he was halfway through his business, wondering why this very old man is doing a number two in his toilet while they're filed as asleep on the bed. Let alone, your dad's blind probably, can't string a sentence together because he's just had three fish bowls.

Were they like ejected from the cruise or was everything actually all right? Everything was fine. He's just a harmless old man. Everyone kind of laughed at off, but they actually came over with the gentleman who's Broom it was. Oh, now they're best mates. What it happens. There's another fishbow on us.

The duke disaster. That's fantastic. And Danny, wrap this up for us. What happened on the cruise? I used to work for a cruise line in the United States. Oh, you would have seen some stuff, Danny. Some really scary stuff. But one particular time, we had a charter.

So they charted a group called the Bear Necessities. They charted the whole ship, so 2,000 of them. And they were naked for the entire week. Shut up. Oh, my God. The bare necessities. I thought they were Jungle Book fans. That's where I was going.

So, Danny, sorry. Upon booking the boat, you guys didn't know. This was a nudest colony. They all just ripped off. We knew, but only certain members of the staff knew. We had to do sensitivity training for all the staff who had to look after these people. So they were naked from the minute. that we set off from shore until we got back.

Was there any request for the staff also to be naked, Danny, to make sure that all the bare necessity patrons didn't feel weird about it? They didn't request that, but a lot of the staff certainly got involved. They lent him. We love that. It's been a hell of a week. And the diary is the best way to reflect. Because shy guys just over there making notes and then compiling it all so we can reflect.

Yeah, Bads is doing it to it. It's not a solo job, this one. It's a big deal with this diary. She has nothing to do with her. Nothing at all actually. It's called Shy Guy's diary. Her name's not on the billboard. So true.

Why are you giving her any credit? We even talked to J-South boss and was like, do we include Bads in the diary? She's doing so much work on it. She does. But she's the legs under the pond and you're the duck above the surface. The beautiful swan. You're the swan that gets all the credit where she's the legs paddling you. No one thinks about the legs.

It's all about the swan. Getting the swan from A to B. Isn't that right, that's much like my fish in the fish. The bottom feeder, really. The bottom feeder that's sucking on the rocks and the glass, keeping the ecosystem of our fish tank running smoothly, but with zero credit. Yep.

Okay, here's the diary. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Ducko? Jess revealed she's scared of AI and doesn't trust her one bit. We asked on 131060, what are you doing with AI? And we heard this surprising news from a rice cooker. I actually asked it to do a song from my dad who passed, and it was beautiful. and it was very personal and it was beautiful.

It was exactly what I wanted. So we thought, let's temporarily kill off Jess and have AI write a eulogy for her. Then put that into another AI and have that turn the eulogy into a song. You can hear the full track in the podcast, but here's a taste of what it sped out. Jessica, we feel the space you leave.

Your laughter, you find, the air that we breathe. From B-movie lights to the music you bless. Life first class forever Rest easy, jess Valet Sweet princess This is the ghost Jets

I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life For that All youth can get Is that a bit of fun? I must have a ghost No you can be back now I'm resuscated I hated it so much

Thank you for bringing up my karate career Early morning gym West life People don't bring it up enough I did karate for a bit I did it for six weeks I got my yellow... Didn't pass her next graduation.

I didn't do my card because the instructor was sexist. And I didn't want to play with him anymore. Fly first class for a way. Speaking of AI, I've been trying to get the team to convert over from ChatGBT BT to GROC, which is Elon Musk's thing. You want to get sex, you talk to GROC, not Chat GPT. Chat Gipti, be like, that's not what I'm here. Yeah, it gets a little bit.

Rock will be like, all right, let's go. So Shagai knows. Very. Shagai and Grog. Knowledgeable. Shire guy can generate images for you too. Shy guy can. I'm in Grog.

Sorry, I'm not well today, guys. They're one together. That's a little Freudian slick there. We knew he was a robot. Rock can generate images and videos for free as well. When Grog tells you to take it off, that's great. When you tell GROC to take it off, what does it do? It generates an image.

Very quick. It's the quickest he's ever made. I've never used it. This is a man who does not drink coffee, who always has walls up. who doesn't know the drama principle of yes and. This is coming from real... Afternoon times with GROC. Here we come.

Whenever there's breaking news in the world, you can trust that Jess and Ducker will bring it to you first. We shared this update from the Botox world, especially concerning those with constipation. Well, so Botox, or any other brand, is injected into the internal anal sphincter. It's founder of Natural Aesthetic. Center in California, of course, Dr. Bitter-Farrell

said it's an unusual off-labor treatment for constipation. So, when Botox is a... inject into the muscle, it helps relax the muscle. It relieves spasms and restores proper function. Shagai, can you please Google? Long-term effects of Botox up your sphincter. Saying you won't be able to control your bowel or bladder movements.

Oh, this doctor's saying your bowel movements will be free and normal, but really in the long run, when you're 65. It says it's very appealing for Gen Zian millennials who are a lot more curious and adventurous when it comes to enhancing their sex lives with unconventional methods. Wait. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

You said it was my BS. Maybe it's a bit of both. So it's a bit of... If you're a backdoor bandit. If you're relaxed. Ah. Are you friends doing this, Babs? It's been a stressful week for poor old producer Babs.

She noticed something the men in her life have been doing, and I got caught in the crossfire. People don't listen to me. Here we go. And I don't know what it is. No, I will give you an example. Just wait. Sorry, what did you say?

All bags. When I speak, people, Or just don't listen to me at all. We don't have the time. We don't have the time. And yesterday I fully crashed out about it because it's happening a lot at work, especially with that man over there. Points at shy guy.

Yeah. And it's not good. Tell them what happened about it. So I'm sitting at my desk, so shy guy. And we can hear the radio playing above our heads. And they start talking about Tate McCray and her song that was in the F1 movie. And I said to shy guy, oh, I still haven't seen the F1 movie yet. And he goes, yeah, okay.

Five seconds later, Babs, have you seen the F-1 movie yet? I said, have you not been listening to me for the past like five minutes? I'm fully just having conversations by myself. Did you just hear something come out of her mouth and go, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you do that a lot? Apparently. Jess portrayed our mates at GYG and got herself some Zimbrero instead. Duck I was curious on her order, but immediately regret it asking.

I go get myself a burrito the other day. What were you getting on it? So I like a barbacawa beef, I like the rice with the beans, I like cheese but not sour cream, lettuce, tomato but no onion, jalapinos, a bit of lime. You asked. I didn't need your full shopping list. You ask. Yeah, that's on me.

You ask. That is absolutely on me. The internet's been going mad over Taylor Swift, possibly playing the Super Bowl halftime show. Producer Babs ran us through some of the Easter eggs the fans think she's been dropping and claimed that 7 plus 4 equals 13, which it doesn't. A formal apology was in order. Apparently, I did some maths wrong. Can I just say that I'm just reading off a sheet of paper

so it didn't even clock in my mind either and I can do basic maths. This is why people think, oh, you script the show. Just read off a piece of paper. Use your brain. See you next week, right, scookers. Death and Ducco. One last agenda item to tick off shy guy

and it's this. Cornerfittin. Corner fame. It's a nice way to thank the rice cookers for contributing, for giving us their opinion. I'd like to give a couple of honourable mentions. Lucy, who when she used to work at McDonald's, would put nuggets in her pockets, and they called them pocket nugs. Just as a little snack when we were talking about dodgy work perks,

I'd also like to give an honorary mention to Australian Rob, an American Rob, who joined us for the Boboff. Yeah. Looking for the superior Robert against my game. Dad, early hours of this morning. Yeah, and today's, I mean, the Call of Fame Prize is great. It's unbelievable. It's VIP ringside tickets to the Spiegel Tent, Ringside.

So you could be involved in some audience participation. Absolutely. Amaral is going to pull you up in the Crystal Brook, Kingsley, one of our favourite hotels in the city, with breakfast. With breakfast. And the person taking that at her home today. She actually got involved just an hour ago, shy guy. She's Brad Bruton.

Yeah. We asked on 13, 1060, what happened on the cruise after this cruise leaving the coast of Miami went viral this week? Massive brawl broke out at 2 a.m. over chicken tenders. Now, a lot of stuff goes down on cruise liners. I don't know if we've ever had someone who's worked on a cruise ship contribute before. This is what Danny had to share. I used to work for a cruise line in the United States. One particular time, we had a charter, so they charted a group called The Bear Necessities.

They charted the whole ship, so 2,000 of them. Wow. And they were naked for the entire week. Shut up. Oh, my God, the Bear Necessities. I thought they were Jungle Book fans. That's where I was going. Only certain members of the staff knew we had to do sensitivity training for all the staff

who had to look after these people. Was there any request for the staff also to be naked, Danny? to make sure that all the bare necessity patrons didn't feel weird about it? They didn't request that, but a lot of the staff certainly got involved. They lent in. We love that. The one thing we didn't ask with Danny, and we had to bring her back. Good morning, Danny.

Hi, how are you? Were you one of the staff who lent in with the bare necessities crew? No, unfortunately. I was just observing. Well, you missed your opportunity there, Danny. Maybe you can make up for it. Add the Spiegel tent because you've won the call of fame, babe. Thanks for getting involved.

Amazing. Thank you so much. You're welcome. You have an exceptional time at the show, at the Crystal Brook, and you take advantage of that breakfast the next morning, okay? I will. I'll be keeping my clothes on it, promise. Okay.

Hey, man, that's not our rules. We don't know what the audience participation is, Danny. So you just have a good time to us. You do you, Danny. Send us a pick. Have a great weekend. Thanks, bye. Did you ask Danny for a naked pick?

said when I said, no, of her at the Spiegel tent. Fully clothed, please, Denny. Fully clothed. Oh, fantastic. She's like, get me out of you. Oh, no. Ducco would never have asked a rice cooker for a new pick. I don't think I can agree with that.

I feel like he has once or twice. Oh, well, no, thank you so much for all the contributions this week. Thanks for sticking with us as Ducco has obviously been off sick. I'm sure he'd appreciate a cheeky little DM if you've got some time today. But shy guy, well done to you. I know it's very much out of your. comfort zone, but you're exceptional. Thank you for being with us on this journey.

I am trying. Being with me. And Babs, as always, well done, Babs. Hang on, is she still here, or is she already chuffed off to go listen to these? I was just about to turn you down. Damn. What are we going with Babs? Earlier in the show, we were debating whether you go Royal Otis, Wolf-Fallis, Somba.

We did a little draw on the Instagram. It ended up being Royal Otis, Somba, and Wolf-Alis. And Wolf-Ailis. Because, yes, very overstimulated with three. three of her favorite bands releasing new albums today. So I think you're off the clock babbs. You can go and start listening to your music. Great. Thank you so much.

Shy guy and I can take it from here. Jay said no. Oh, okay. Surely I outranked Jace. I give you permission. Oh, is he right there? Oh, I don't know he was right. Oh, I'll take it back.

Hey. But whatever your weekend looks like, we hope it's wonderful, Ducco, hopefully back Monday morning. Until then, see you later. Bye. Ciao. Bye.

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