Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Twist my nips Babs

Episode Date: September 18, 2025

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They do say that. I've listened to some great podcasts recently. I'm listening to one. It's called Off Menu. It's two British comedians who have a celebrity guest each week. And they basically just ask them, we're in a dream restaurant. What's your ideal starter? Ideal Main.

Ideal dessert. And it basically, you know, they draw on different experiences, childhood things. Oh, yeah. So I have had some great pod listening that has led to a happy life. How do you absorb your podcast? Like, what are you doing? Purely car.

I lie to you. 90% car. Because I am happy to get in the car for a five-minute journey. Yeah. And listen to a five-minute increment. Yeah, I do that. I used to be very much, unless I can do a two-hour walk and listen to a whole episode, I don't want to dip in and out.

But I just don't have that luxury anymore. So I've got to be a dipper in. and a dipper out of her. I'm the same, except it's annoying now because I used to be able to, Morgan, be at work and I could go for a walk with a dog, put my headphones in. Whereas now Morgan's there. So we go for a walk together. And I'm like, well, I never get to listen to anything anymore.

And even if you're just walking, even if it's just you and Flo, your baby, I don't know if you're the same. I can't have distraction. It's like you've got to be on whether they were. I put them in when I had her. Oh, okay. I just got so, I think I was a bit, obviously, anxious, a bit paranoid. I was like, I've got to have my wits about me. Yeah, yeah.

So I wasn't listening. I don't do it at the gym because that's probably the only time I find myself now that I am alone I don't know how that would go like trying to do squats with these two British comedians I've done it with weights

like doing weight training but going for a run or something like that I can't do it cardio you need a little sum sum I can't do it I can't listen to what they're saying yeah and that's the thing isn't it because podcast you need to be listening

and following the thread it's not just music that's background yeah what are you listening to anything at the mom any recommendations I just listen to a lot of sport podcasts. Okay.

Yeah. A lot of NFL ones, fantasy ones, a normal NFL one, some NRL ones. Do you listen to New Heights, the Kelsey Brothers? Every round then. Yeah, it's a good one. Yeah, every now and then. Are you a dipper in terms of like, oh, who's the guest? I will listen to that.

Yeah, usually. As opposed to just, I'll listen to anything these guys put out. And then I'll listen to some, like, some dire over CEO. Then I'll listen to some smartless. And I'll listen to, like, just pending on guests or what I'm feeling. You know what I mean? We'll go a trip to Byron next week with my sister's wedding, so we'll probably punch a few podcasts out there.

Very good. Some I go educational, and then some I'm going to get bored of those. Yep, yep. But I can consume a lot of sport podcasts. Fair enough. Same with me with food. I'm like, these comedians I do like. And I went, comedians talking about food?

This is my fucking dream combo. Yeah, that is. What are you consuming at the moment? Babs, any recommendations? Oh, I'm not a huge podcast listener. You just got Jess and Ducko in the years, don't you? Of course. No, at the moment, because I've been going on walks of an afternoon,

I like listening to this sounds so lame, but there's this girl that does like the psychology of your 20s, it's called. Ah. And so, like, she's a podcast. Yeah. So she's a psychologist, but like a young one. And she unpacks, like, different stages of your 20s and what to expect. And, like, it's just pretty, it's like good.

Has she been pretty bang on for your experience? Yeah. Yeah. And she will, like, it's like certain topics. Like it's really niche, like what it's like being the eldest daughter in your 20s or like something like that. Wow. Yeah.

Really specific. Stuff you don't think about. And then you're like, oh, okay. Like that makes sense. Yeah. Like career changes or like not being able to make friends. Like just. random stuff like that.

Yeah, right. I like the sound of it. Yeah. I wonder if you could listen to that, not being in that age bracket, though. Like, would it feel too disconnecting? Maybe. Maybe that's why I like it. How old is this person who's giving you the podcast advice?

I think she's in a late 20s. Okay. She's the old. Still living it. Still living it. She's in amongst the thick of it. I think people also go to her for, like, and if she doesn't know the answer, she'll get other psychologists on to unpack it.

No, I need a 31-year-old for this. Yeah. Does it have anything in there about a 3 p.m. cry? No, not really. She hasn't got to that. That's coming. That's coming. Shall I got you a potty guy?

Yeah. Just other radio shows. Yeah, I do listen to a few other radio shows as well sometimes. I go international because I know what the ones here sound like. So like Capital Breakfast in the UK, Z.M. Brin and Clint Drive Show in New Zealand. Elvis Durand does... See, he's always working.

Everywhere is. Always working. Because I'm so... They're all three-hour radio shows. I can't... Hear them all. consume it. So I'm like two weeks behind on all of them.

But yeah, like they're good. Are you like up to date? Do you listen to them in the water? When we're on holidays, yes, I'll catch up. Because I just put on, I like background. Yeah, well, you're in the house. Yeah, yeah, I like that. Just background.

And another one is called Behind the Wall, which is kind of like Diary of a CEO, but it's with artists. It's like Charlie Poof, Jonas Brothers, recently did wine. It was very good. Yeah, okay. Look at all our very different listening habits in our spare time. There you go. Once we've listened back to JD, of course.

And make notes about our performances, how we can improve, strengthen weaknesses. Yeah, yeah, just laugh at our jokes. God, we're good. God, we're funny. Nothing makes me feel like big, mortal wanker. I don't know if Morgan entertains this for you. Yeah, yeah. But Angus is a pretty much six to nineer for us.

But if he obviously has his hands full with the little one, he'll miss. And if I go home and be like, oh, did you hear my story? It was about you. It was whatever. If I'm proud of it and he says I didn't, I went, let's listen to it. So I put it on in the car. And while he's listening. Yeah.

And you turn out and hear that. And I catch myself laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Either at my own gear, your gear, chag-guise chip in. Angus isn't the most expressive person Like he likes what he likes And he's vocal But he's not a bit

Like he doesn't dirty talk He doesn't like You know these sort of things where you go That's the example So did you like it I suck my toes on dirty talk Anyway didn't want the podcast Yeah

So yeah I find myself like Are we gonna short commute Listen to his one break He's like yeah it was good Yeah I like I've ever tried to get an air check From your wife No no never never done that

I can't imagine you offering that And Morgan going Sure No listen or if I do sometimes if the video gets made a video, I go watch the video and then she'll watch it and then she'll like, classic watch it and then like, look at something else

and then, oh, do something. And I'm like, no, no, you've got to, oh, fuck, it's just too annoying. I'm like, whatever, don't worry about it. Just, who cares? I'll get my praise from strangers, it's fine. Yeah, yeah. Even if I share it on my story sometimes,

she just skips through. You never know. You never know. Yeah, yeah. But I kind of like that Morgan doesn't live the show, listen to the show, because it just gives me get away with free reign. Like, you know.

Except all those nosy colleagues who tell her everything. Yeah, but now she's on Matt leave. Oh, of course. You know, it's heavy. When she gets back off leave, they're going to have a whole list of stories for Morgan. She's going to have 500 emails. Do you remember in June when he did this? Yeah, yeah.

I heard you did this. I've heard all about what you've been up to. Yeah, I know. How's your pelvic floor? She's actually really sad right now because her boobs have shrunk. Post-breast feeding. And they've dropped a cup size. And she's like, what do you reckon?

Because she was always relative. She was well-in-doubt, and then she got big-gour. Massive. She was huge while pregnant. Have they shrunk back to normal or shrunk even? Less. So last night I grabbed them, I had a... Did you go honk?

I had a honk? And she was like, because she goes, feel them. And I go, oh my God, they are. Like, there's way more room in my hand cup now than they were booed. And she was like, no, you know what I'm going to. Like, they still look fine, but they are smaller than what they were. Oh, no. Oh, no, she's part of the itty-bitty-titty committee now.

She's part of the I didn't date her for that. You know what I mean? You've put in the time for this big-titted woman. I'm having a fucking joke, Babs. Hey, Babs, actually, you might be able to help. Yeah. Because you bought pillows recently that you can add. Add more stuffing.

Can we add more stuffing? Well, she was generally like, maybe I get surgery. I was like, we can get you surgery if you want after the next kid. If that's what you want to do. I honestly was shocked how much she was upset by it. It was like, it was like an image thing. She was so like, oh my God, this is my identity. Where are they gone?

Oh, I feel for it. Did yours go down further? I think my eye went back to normal. See, normal feels wrong to say, doesn't it? She might go, it might increase me, but it certainly feels less. Because she very much is in the. vortex of hormone changes, stopping very recently. I've not really heard of women saying they plump back up, though.

Once your kid has ravaged them. She's like, they're saggy now. I'm like, they're not saggy. They're fine. She's like, oh, I knew this way. She's so upset. Right, she's not even 30, right? She keeps saying it.

She's got a lot more sag to come. I know. Tell her that. Tell her, she'll be tucking them into her socks. Honey, trust me. Gravity's going to get you soon, you know? So enjoy. Joy, I don't say, look at my balls.

They've changed. You know what I just cop it. I just cop it. That's the only thing I can get out of Angus. Oh, my God. I wake up and they're doing, I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah, anyway. Can't take morning.

You don't do that with your boyfriend. Can't say how. You guys are still new. Yeah, still fresh. You should be just fucking daily, babes. Oh, right. Rabbits, man. Rabbit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little ravenous. She's a hungry girl. Nothing makes me happy than making Babs aren't comfortable. To be fair, she's had to nipple you today. Yeah, that was fun. We've completely ruined the high. on from the curried sausage dinner. You were so happy this morning at 5.55.

Yeah, I know. And what's happened? I don't know. Us. She needs more sausage. All right. Shaggot, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jess and Dunker in the morning. Stop what you're doing and listen. You know, I got the shit that you like. There's only one show to wake up, but you're not that easy to hang. Jess. You know what they're keeping from us, the history books. Giants

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I'm good Well get to get This is Jess and Taco Right on six at Welcome to Thursday team Good morning Good morning Can I say

The premium helium That the team Forked out an extra Five dollars for For me, Willie Balloon To inflate your Willie Balloon In celebration of your birthday

last Friday. Ducko, that balloon still looks fantastic to me. He just caught my eye just as you said good morning. I went, he needs to be acknowledged. Every morning I come and I just stroke him. Oh, as he deserves to be stroked. Oh, you've left him a tad of skew. But I must say, the premium helium.

It's good, isn't it? He's worth the extra five, shall I go. Let's see how long it lasts. They also say keep it out away from the heat, and it's in the coldest. It's in the after. It's in the studio. Oh, man, but the air convent is under this. this hand.

Ah, that's right. It's just freezing like me over here. Is there any way we can flip the button? So you sit on this side and I sit on your side because I would love to be over in your free. Yeah, come stand in this corner. It is so cold.

But I have noticed you got your knees out today. You're in shorts territory. Yeah, I've been in shorts this week. Yeah. It just feels right. It does feel right. You know? I've been having a bit later stance just with the child's issues.

So by the time I come out, I'm like, oh my God, the sun's basically up. Yeah, it is. A bit of sun on the pins, it feels good. It feels very good, doesn't it? As opposed to the depths of the night when we usually get up. Yeah, it's nice. Hearing the birds, you know, cooing in the morning. Yes, seeing a lot more people out and about running their dogs, gone for a walk.

I nearly hit a cyclist this morning because I just didn't expect there to be one. And then in October next month, Daylot Savings will kick in. And then it'll go dark again in the morning. I'm like, oh, damn it. Oh, you're right, you're right. We're in this weird spot now where the clocks haven't changed, but the sun's doing her thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot that part.

Well, let's enjoy it while it lasts. But then, dayout saving is always the best time a year, you know, long days. I wonder. With now I've got a kid. How that'll change for you and your family now that flow dictates what goes on in your home and how bright it can be in your home. Yeah, our blind's pretty good. Then we just like sticky tape the sides of the blinds to the wall, so there's no light getting in. Okay, good, good.

So you and Morgan can still have your rosé at 7.30 p.m. on the deck. Like, her bedtime is like 6.30 for DG float. And that'll be like. light it'll be light to like nine it'll that'll feel like new day I know I know should be going Daddy it's time to shut the house down yeah yeah yeah yeah Pam shut it down oh yeah well shut it down oh yeah well actually speaking of Pam you brought all your girls in this today yeah they were good because you had to vacate you're getting the bugs spray yeah yeah a lot of dead bugs are in my house now it's always gross when you see the dead cockroaches everywhere after you had a spray

I know for like 24 hours they start coming out and doing the very dramatic Hollywood death yeah like I haven't had this play spray for like it was a haven't for them That's sad for the colonies that were probably living in your nooks and crannies where they're going, the eviction. I wonder if they see the bug van pull up and they go, it's the eviction notice. We're on, boys. Get out. Pack up. Yeah, yeah, truly.

You know, like the shark alarm goes and they're like, quick, quick, quick. The security guards and they're like, oh, no, hit the bug alarm. We've trained for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're out of practice because it's been six years. Oh, absolutely. They just didn't think this day would come. Yalla duckets, they're happy to have the cockroaches.

Yeah, we just get out. out, boys. And we only got its break because we got a daughter. We're like, oh, we better, just in case. Are they cursing her name? Up from the afterlife, they're all dead now. Absolutely. Oh, goodness.

What were you going to ask me? How did we get, before the bugs? You were talking, oh, that's not important. I think I, um, I don't know. Well, hey, we were held the show. We're on that, we're on that tone. We're talking bugs and you were saying kids. Yeah.

No, yeah, I just wonder how things will change. You, you finish the thought. How you think your life will change with enjoying daylight savings. Now the kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got there. Very good. How are you today, show you go?

Yeah, good. I spent a lot of the afternoon in the sun, yes there. I burned the back of my neck. Oh, no. That's all right. Did you not slip slop slap? I didn't slip slap. You're very pale boy.

You must. It's even like you get away with even like half an hour in the sun now. It feels like a long time. I was going to be in the sun for like 40 minutes, I reckon. It was a cold of winter, I feel. Yes, and now the sun has come out with a vengeance. Yeah, yeah, it does feel a bit that way. Well, you know what you need?

A bunnings wide-brim hat, my friend. I do need one of those. He's not a dad. He can't be. You can't graduate to that yet. It can't possibly be allowed to wear one. Yeah, yeah. You have a regular hat, like a regular cap.

It's been able to try. It's got a little floppy bucket hat or something. I can see you run a bucket hat. I'm not saying those for sale. No, Cyril style. Yeah, yeah, there you go. You're lucky, though, because you've got long levers there. You could easily get your back of your neck and your back, you know, applying sunscreen.

Yeah, but I just forget to apply it. Well, here we are up against it And someone had the time of their life yesterday Right, Babs has walked in going, guys, you're not going to believe How good I'm feeling today and why. She's going, Babs. Good morning. Tell us what happened in your house yesterday.

What was upgraded? Well, I had curried sausages for you. Oh, hell, yeah, that's always a good night. Sure, sure. Yes. But I also got new pillows. Yes. Fantastic.

And how were they? Amazing. I got bamboo memory foam one, so you can, like, stuff it with new stuffing and pull it out. That's that good stuff. I love that. You make it bespoke. Make it your own. A curry for the country.

I love it. So between the curry sausages, a couple of new pillows. I think you said there was a trip to mecca involved in. Oh, she got some serums. She's a lot. She slayed the day yesterday, our best. Absolutely she did. Good for you.

Should we have a status report every morning who slayed the afternoon? You know, we leave each other at midday. Who slayed the rest of the day? At 2 p.m. After many emails and me. Because I think Babbs chalk it up as a window. Yeah, you're a winner yesterday, Babbs. No cries for you.

No cries for me yesterday, that's right. What do we go on the show today, Babs? Tell everyone. We got wordioki. Hell yeah. And who's Quizmaster? Jessica. That's right.

Here we go. What else do we have? Some workplace hacks. Okay. Yeah, I wouldn't have teased out. Alphabet. There we go. Call of Fame prize.

Oh, yeah, true. Sorry. What's the call of fame this week, Bass? What's the Call of Fame? Um, $500 to spend at reflection. She knows her stuff. She knows her stuff. She is that department.

She organised it, she should. Sounded a little hesitant. Yeah, yeah, she was like, because she was thinking her next week. It's because she's already set that email. Oh. She's working ahead of time. She is.

Up next, though, why women are using men's cologne. That's right. That's right. There's some ladies online trying to help other ladies going, get your fellas cologne. Or just go by, you know, the Giorgio Armani. I'll tell you why on the other side of this. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. There's a bit of an online movement with the ladies, Ducko. Some content creators saying, all righty, this is how we make sure the fellas out at the bars, the clubs, that we don't want hassling us, stay away. If you've planned a girl's night out and you, maybe you are already part in it up or you're just like, I'm not interested in getting bugged tonight. This is a sure-fire way to make sure men stay.

stay away. A man repellent. Man repellent. Perfume. Now, perfume in general, firstly, and supplementary to that, women wearing men's perfume. Let's dig down on movement number one. Apparently, some comedian went viral a little while ago on TikTok by saying, ladies, he's a male comedian, saying, ladies, stop wearing perfume, us guys don't like it. It smells like poison. So this one creator went viral because she stitched that, saying, Hear that girl's cool. Start dousing your favourite perfumes because blokes apparently don't like it. Where do you stand on fragrance?

I like perfume. I know you've got a great nose. Yeah, yeah, I like perfume. I can tell when Morgan changes her purpose. She's got a couple. Okay. And she's got one that she OG wore when we first started dating. Oh, so you've got that connection to maybe the early days.

And when she changes it, I know she's changed it. So this guy is saying all of it, it smells like poison. Maybe he's only been around ladies wearing, there's obviously a million fragrances out there. It's like colognes. You can get some dodgy ones. You can get some real strong ones. I don't want to throw no shade at Britney Spears, but her collection, which was sort of all the rage when I was in late high school,

it's not that it's not good. It is so powerful in its sweetness. It is like you've doused yourself in a musk stick or feral. Sting's the nostrils. Which is just not for everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair floss. Britney Spears, very floss.

I think I was called Curious. It might have been beyond your time, Babs, but did you ever dabble in the Britney Spears range? of fragrances? No, she did. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe you didn't even know it was Brittany.

You just saw it. I know I had an Ariana Grande one and one direction one, I think. Did you just say one direction? What did the One Direction? I'd smell like. One Direction brought out a perfume, I swear. Yeah, you would have got that too. It's called What Makes You Beautiful? I know my one day.

I know my one day. So you can imagine being at the nightclub, you're doused in the One Direction. I imagine that smells like candy. Yeah. That's not going to appeal to everyone. No. But further to that, on this woman's post, about, all right, we're all wearing perfume to keep, you know, gross blokes away because

they allegedly don't like it. Yeah. One woman said, you know, the sure-fi way to keep them away, wear men's perfume. Because that way, blocs think, oh, you're already with someone. And it's like, biologically training them to be like, oh, no. See, I love the smell of bloke's perfume, though, or a clone. So I wouldn't know the difference between if it was a guy or girl, colonna perfume. So you're at the club bumping and grinding.

You smell Calvin Klein 1, and you just go, well, I'm enjoying that. I'm attracted to that. I don't care who you are. I don't care what you are. See, this is sort of dangerous advice there, because fragrance particularly smell. It's very subjective. Yeah, it is. But a lot of women jumping on board being like, right, I'm going to go out and buy 10 male fragrances.

What's the strongest one I can buy? I mean, you got a dodgy male one, you know what I mean? What's that one, all our grandpas like, Old Spice. Old Spice. Talk about sex panthers stinging the nostrils. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. You're not a fragrance wear, you're? I am not a fragrance wearer. One, perfume is so expensive. It is expensive. Yeah, yeah. I don't wear cologne either. I don't have any.

And I grew up with a mum. We would go out a lot. You know, we're going out for dinners or whatever. And my mum would choose the very last moment, like where my dad's trying to park the car to sprit her perfume. Oh, yeah. She's hot boxing us. Like, it was so pungent and so strong. And all the windows are up. So I just have got such a bad association. Speaking of hot boxing, shogger. What? This room, huh? I'm wearing. Sorry. I'm with you now.

I'm with you now. I'm with you. I was like, I haven't hung up on the road. You complain about me needing the aircon so low. But now you want it to be hotter. Oh, no. It's essential.

Imagine if it was hotter. I know. I know what she's getting for Christmas. No, I don't want to wear it. Please don't much of your money. Jess and Ducko. We're ducking over to Brownsville. Texas.

Oh, there's somewhere down in Texas. I have no. interest in visiting America. However... Not currently. No. However, the lure of Texas barbecue, I must say, the pool is strong. Yeah, yeah. I'd love to do a sports trip. They'd just go to sports

games. You know what I mean? Go tailgating. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. I can see you with the helmet. Hell yeah. Double beers. Either side and the straws directly to your mouth. Yes. The reason we're in Texas, though, is quite a sad story, actually. Oh, okay.

A man in his emotional support alligator have been banned from Walmart. We often... That's an alligator. That's what they make. No, that's terrifying. We often talk about, how did this story get to us? That's tiny little story out of Brownsville, Texas,

has made its way to us here in New South Wales. And I looked up Brownsville, and it's known for Elon Musk's Space X site because of its low population density. Basically, it's a shite hole. So he put it there. It's like, I'm going to be blast on some rockets. Who don't I mind pissing off?

There's only 15 Brownsville people. There's that guy walking his gaited at a Walmart. So I feel like this place is going to be strong for SpaceX. The two top things were Space X, and it was known for its popular holding in the Civil War. That's what Brownswell has on its buyer. That's what has put it on the map. That's exactly what's put it on the map.

And now can we add a third thing towards Wikipedia. Yes, we can. Emotional Support Gators. Wesley Silver, 60-year-old. He has a 5-foot long, 32-pound reptile. named Josiah. Just just a little baby, isn't it? What's 32 pounds?

That'd be about 60 kilos-ish. Yeah, like my dog is not far back that. Because obviously in Australia, we're locked into crocs. I think a croc is four times. I'd rather be in a tank with a gator than a crook. I'd be right there with you. I can't imagine you're having an emotional support croc, but a gator, maybe. Yeah, maybe.

Anyway, so Josiah is 32 pounds, as I said. It's his emotional support gator. and he took it to Walmart. Apparently, he's taken it there multiple times before and never had issues and no one said anything. He's, is Josiah on a leash? Yeah, he's on a leash. Cruising around with him walking.

Like, and apparently three and a half years he's been going to... Oh, it's only 14 kilos. Oh, it's a baby. I was doubling. That's a bloody toy poodle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is very tiny. Is Josiah fully grown?

Or is that how big gaiters get? They're little. No, I feel like gaiters are big. You get a big gaiter. Oh, you get a big gaiter. Oh, you get a big gaiter. Oh, you see those ones. on the golf courses over there.

But it says it's five foot long. It's about you? If you're five foot long, you can't be 14 kilos. Five foot. That's got to be wrong shot. Is that like a snack? It's like a sweet. No, it's like a miniature one.

Okay. I want to see photos of this gator. Josiah. Because you're five foot long. I mean, that's like at least me. And, you know, I weigh more than that. You do. Yeah, but you're musly and muscle does weigh more, doesn't it?

Yes, thank you so much. You're welcome. You're welcome. You've got to take our winds where we can. Absolutely. Whereas Josiah might be a string bee. Yeah, he could be thin. I want to see his photo of this game.

Fourteen kilos on a leash. You could control that in Walmart. What's the big deal? He's been taken there for three and a half years when someone complained. And Walmart had to come out and make a statement and say the safety of our customers is obviously paramount. We welcome service animals, however, not animals that expose members of the public to potential danger. I mean, if this thing is that little. He's wearing a jumper.

He's wearing a jumper. He's tiny. And Ducko, I'm sorry. He'd be like a size of a dog. Yeah, it's more dog. I don't advocate for. It looks cute. We have to wait for something bad to happen before we make action.

That's not the way I want to live. However, a dog could bite someone. Are we now banning emotional support dogs? Cats could scrap someone. Are we banning emotional support cats? You're in the camp at the gator. Well, I just think, I've just had a look at the gator and the man. And the man looks so sweet.

Yeah, well, this man, so apparently he's also got in his house, six snakes, a leopard gecko, a commodo dragon, a skink, and another alligator. But that's a bigger alligator, which he doesn't leave. He leaves there by the pool. And to be fair, Josiah is the only one offering emotional support amongst all those reptiles. The snakes and the lizards aren't giving this man what he needs to be comfortable going to Walmart. And if you're in Brownsville, Texas, you've got nothing else to do. Let the man have his gaiter.

Let the man have his gaiter. He got a local pastor at the Baptist Church to come over and worship of the holy reptiles. Hang on, is he running a cult? It's very American. Is Josiah sent from above? He said it in the Bible God talks about us having dominion over. animals. And I developed an affinity for the reptiles. I find them very soothing. I'm the reptile guy. I see, now the question is, why does Wesley need him? You know, like what happened and what

support? I don't think you're stroking a gator. No. You know, when I pat Gianni, I feel better. You're patting a gator. For that gator, it looks like he'd like a chin rub. Like, that gator looks like you could come and bed. He's actually got a grin. You're absolutely right there. He's in a fluffy turtlene. Look at him. If you can get a turtleneck on a gait, he's not going to buy you. He's chills. You know, he's, anyways, now. I'm sad for Wesley. Yeah, now Wesley cannot leave the house with Josiah. Josiah has to stay with the big gator by the pool. Oh my God.

So not only have we denied the man, Wesley, from Evergo in a Walmart, Josiah doesn't get to explore Walmart either. What a Wonderland Walmart seems to be. I know, Walmart seems to be. You know, I'll tell you what, I'm taking Brownsville off my bucket list. I'm not, I shan't be going there. I shan't be visiting. Tilly love, Jess and Ducko in the morning.

Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabats on hit. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions All starting with the same letter Have to take your first answer Can't use the same answer to us And if you're unsure of the questions Say pass, we'll come back of course If there is time

We're playing for $10,000 our player today The one, the only, Kevin Hello Kevin Hello guys, how are we? Oh, Kev, we are fantastic However, we hear you're pretty good The 18th of September It's a special day

It certainly is Why? My birthday Oh, yeah, happy birthday. Have you wanted to call to play Alpha Bucks and thought, you know what? No, I'm going to wait until the 18th, because not only will Babs probably put me through. What a hell of a birthday gift to myself. I try all the time.

When I'm driving home from nightwork, I'm always trying, always get through, but never get successful. Nice to go. Well, today Babs felt for you. She said it's his birthday. How many candles today, Kevin? 43. 43. It's a milestone.

It's a milestone. What would you like to do with $10,000? How you're treating yourself? That's a much heavy holiday. Yep. I love that. Yeah, Kevin's going north, aren't you? Yep.

Yeah. Well, you could go north or you could go west because Perth is in the west, Ducco. Also a nice holiday destination, but it starts with P. And that's what you're going to work with today, Kev. All right, thank you. It's a good letter. This is me not knowing any places around your neck of the woods, starting with P.

Any P places up north I could have given as an example? Paul McCrory. Oh, yeah, but... I'll say holiday inquiries, I'm saying, yeah. I'm trying to think of a place in Queensland. I can't buy it. There'd be something. There'd be something.

It's P, Kev. Are you ready to go? Ready to go. All righty. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter P, need you to name. A shoe brand. Humour.

A periodic element. Pass. A video game. Pass An occupation A rom-com A rom-com A

An international city A flower A verb A verb You're not dead yet You know what I'm going to put this horse in the garage I'm out of here

Yep. Take the car route. Put the horse in. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it needs to go to bed. Or put the horse down. We got ourselves two, Kevin, two.

A periodic element. One of the big ones, potassium. A video game could have been Pac-Man. A rom-com, pretty woman. International City Patty, a flower, a pansy or a poppy, and a verb could have been. Well, we'd done by then. But paint or pray or play. Look, Kevin, hindsight, hey, you don't get the holiday,

but you do get 100 bucks worth of fuel. Awesome. Thank you very much, guys. Thank you, Kevin. Thanks for joining the show, and happy birthday. Thank you. Thanks for spending your birthday with us. It's nice.

Good to have you, Kevin. Yeah. Call in more often. Absolutely. My uncle's name's Kevin. Oh, yeah. A good, solid name, Kevin. Absolutely.

You know, you made a good staff if your parents called you Kevin. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm sorry? You get Kev for short, Kevin? I do. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't get Vin.

Nah, Kev. I wonder if there's any Kev's out there who go by Vin. It's like I went to school with a Rebecca. Yeah. Went by Reb. Never seen that again. No. That's really.

She was like, there's too many becks. I'll go Reb. No, Reb sounds weird. I guess it's like my name's Kevin. Call me Vindal. I don't call you, Vin, if your name was Vincent. Yeah, exactly. Nah, it's flipped an hour.

Reb. Think about her office. Yeah, weirdo. Reb. Up next, though, hey, there's been some nice workplakes hacks. I love these articles. People who tell you the work perks, and they give you the insides for things that you don't know about.

I love getting the inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a little peek behind the curtain of an industry you've never been in. Exactly. Jess and Ducco Workplace hacks from a bunch of people who have either worked

at these various places and just want to go nuclear on them or just give you the inside word. Oh yes, I love it. Let's peel back the curtain because unless you have done a job and let's be real, in our short time on these planets

there's only so many jobs you can do. Exactly right. So there's a lot that is left mysterious. Yeah, like workplace hack here when you call for alpha bucks don't tell Babs you want to spend it on a holiday. Say something bizarre and she'll probably put you through. Right.

Everyone who asks me, I call, I never get through. And I'm like, firstly, are you rude to Babs? Because I guarantee you, you're not getting through. She's a human being. And secondly, stop telling us about your holiday. Yeah, no one cares. No one cares.

Say you want to get an emu or something. My favourite one. Remember the guy who said, I want to get my McCaw, a girlfriend. That's right. I've only got one McCaw. He's lonely. I think about that guy often. And McCore never got a girlfriend.

The more, McCaw never got a girlfriend. Someone who worked at a doctor's office as we go through them, said, if you were trying to get him for a sooner appointment, simply call the office the morning or the day you're evasive. because patients always cancel that day. So if you call it like the day before, they'll have no appointments. So you might get one a week later. But the day, all of you go, I'm good right now today, good to go.

Usually you go on the list and people will cancel that day your first cab off the rate. At jeopardy of sounding like your mother. That does sound like common sense, but I've never thought of it like that. Neither are I. Because you always think, I better get in early. Oh, they're booked out for a week. I literally rescheduled the dentist and she went, we're booked six months. And then if you call and go, put me on the wait list six days in advance, but someone calls that morning.

I reckon that person that morning couldn't agree more because they know for the receptionist well I don't have to crawl around now to everyone on the wait list this person could just come in and the dentist will be none the wiser exactly.

Great one! I used to work in IT support we literally to fix things 90% of the time just restart Windows and they say we can see majority of the time most places are working IT

can see if you've turned off and on your computer so when they say if you restart it and people say yes they can tell if you've done it or not and most often times have not People haven't done.

So they do. Yes, you idiot. And that's all they do. And they just, that's all they do. And they got, fixed it. That might be so frustrating. Because I imagine the first part of that job, you go, oh, God, I'm so vital here. And then there'd be a part.

You go, people are idiots. Yeah, people are morons. If you hire movers, Shago, would have been great for you. Offer cash. If you offer cash, you can get 10 to 15% off discounted easily. I did do this hack. Oh, you did they do it? Yeah.

And they took the cash? Yeah. Oh, Shaggo does. I wouldn't even know where an ATM is now. I had to find one. Shogues out that illegal. And find my bank card. I didn't know I could do it on my phone.

But a good one, that's the good guy's philosophy. It is. When asked if you're in corporate and you have time for another project, just always say your plate is full and act like you're super busy. Then it goes on your co-workers and you can just coast through. 100%. What about this one? If you have a water leak and you need someone to turn the water off,

you'll get charged a service fee for that person or that company, whatever, to come out and turn the water off. However, if an anonymous person calls up from down the street and says they notice a leak on your property, they have no one to charge. They can't charge the homeowner because they didn't technically request it. So if you got a water leak, you can call and say, hey, I just was walking past his house and so there was water leaking or they have to do it. It's anonymous.

Yeah. That's great. There you go. And the last one, I love this one. If you call customer service and there is no option to speak to a person, you know how hard they make it these days to speak to a person. I'm punching hash. I'm punching zero.

It's ridiculous. And then you get through something like, nope, you're in the wrong department. And I'll put you on hold. You're like, what that? Yes. They said, just dial zero hash zero and it takes you to a real person. Oh, okay. I've been doing it separately.

Zero hash zero. And that'll just cut the, I mean, I'm hoping this is in Australia too, but zero hash zero, it'll take you to a real person. Okay. Sometimes if it's the automated one, you can just say talk to a person and they'll skip all the voice over stuff. Okay. I've done that before to an RMA.

I just can't, you know, I struggle with that stuff. Yeah, no, I'm saying. Yeah, even just getting the keypad up on my iPhone sometimes. Like, wait. You freak out. Yeah. Person, perfect. Jess and Ducco.

The other night, you saw at 1245, I posted an Instagram story. You questioned what's going on in your house overnight. So the kids having issues. But there's one particular. I don't often post Lucia doing, getting up to her hijinks in the middle of the night, but she was doing something that I thought was quite comical.

Yeah. So even though I was very mad at her, I thought, I'm going to put this on Instagram. Yeah. She was sat up. up on our bench because she was wide, freaking awake, cradling a cucumber that she'd plucked out of our... Lebanese cucumber, let's just get the cucumber right, you know, forever listening.

You know how I feel about Continentals. We don't like those condombed cucumbers. Yeah, weird. We only... We're a Lebanese household. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She picked it out of the fruit and veggie bowl that was sitting on the bench, cradling it like a baby, even doing the bum pat.

Yeah. She was really rocking this thing to sleep. She was loving it. She was loving it. Put it on Instagram. At 1240. in the morning, which is fantastic for you in your early alarm. Someone, one of my mates did message me,

Lonnie, she was like, ah, it's the worst when your cucumber won't settle. I feel your lucia. I went, Larnie, you get it. But I was inundated ducco. Now, I think your little girl is too young to have gotten affinity with vegetables yet, but I see it in her future. Something's going on with the kids and vegetables it would appear. Okay. These are some of the other replies I got. Oh my God.

My kids obsessed with a zucchini. So, much so, she's named it Lucy. Now we have to take Lucy the Zucchini into the bath. Someone else said, oh my God, my son's going through an apple phase, not eating them, disciplining

them. He put the apple in the naughty corner because it had a bruise on it. Oh, poor apple. And the son needed to let it know. He's just basically saying you're ugly. You're in the naughty corner. You're in the naughty corner. Tash has said my son's about three, obsessed with pumpkin.

He doesn't want to play with any of his toys, only wants to play with this little pumpkin. I mean, makes it cheaper, I suppose. That's true. If you're going to go to the farmer's market and get your veggies anyway, maybe just get one or two extra, it becomes a toy. A lot of people talking about kids going through potato phases. So not so much cucumbers, but I've said, yep, one lady Kathy has said,

yep, my kid has a potato best friend until it started sprouting and we had to send that best friend into the bin. Someone said my two-year-old Because potatoes go funky, eh? They go really bad. My two-year-old is obsessed with potatoes. Nikki has said, oh my God, my little girl takes the clothes out of like,

she's obviously got a baby brother, takes her baby brother's clothes out of his dresser to put them on her pet potato. She's dressing the potatoes. Right. Lydia has said she's got a little baby doll and, you know, she's got the stroller for the baby doll. She's got the bouncer for the baby doll.

I woke up the other morning, and all the stroller and the bouncer just had sweet potatoes in them. The dolls have been like turf to the side. We're now caring for the sweet potatoes. So everyone's loving the veg. It's a thing with little kids at the moment. Someone said, we need to in veggie state, like investigate. Yeah, nice. Very good.

Great pun. So there might be a thing in the air. Kids just want to play with their veggies. What does what she do with the cucumber when she plays with it? Literally. Just puts it in her arms like it's her baby. Oh, so rocks it and stuff. And rocks it, pats it.

I swear she sang to it the other day. So baby Bjorn's are getting replaced by the cucumbers. 100%. Team, we don't need to be buying our kids' dollies because they ain't cheap. Just go to the shops. Maybe cucumbers not their thing. Maybe sweet potato is. Maybe pumpkin.

They'd like a bit more girth on it. I think you need something that's a little bit solid, like a pumpkin or a potato. Don't give them a tomato. Too squishable. Yeah, yeah. But this is a good lesson. Lucia likes the tall thin thing. Bring shy guy over to play.

She'll see Shy Guy and think he's a human cucumber. Start trying to put him on her knee. Put him down. Jess and Ducko. 131060, you're asking, what still slaps? That's right. Has it been a long time between drinks, metaphorically? Or actual drinks.

You finally get around to having it again. You think, I've not had this since childhood, maybe for 10 years. This is unchanged. This still slaps. I've got an excited bed to play when you tell me your thing, right? So what's still slaps? Ducco. Yes.

I was influenced by a podcast. The podcast the other day. You don't realize this inspiration will come at you and then it does. I'm listening to a British comedian being interviewed and they get on to Australian snacks. He'd obviously spent some time on Australian shores. Obviously, Tim Tam gets brought up. Obviously, Vegeamite gets brought up. Something that I've not had in my mouth for a long while got brought up.

I went immediately to the shops to buy it. Cheezels. When is the love? Last time, you, my friend. All those puffy balls of goodness. Because I know you're a chip guy. Yeah. But you very much are dabbling in the fancy red rock delis.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old school cheesels. I've not had a cheesel I reckon genuinely since primary school. I do not buy the box. Are they the rings? They're the rings. The ring, the cheesy rink. Yeah, I'm seeing of Cheetos.

In the Royal Blue Box. Yeah, cheesels are great, man. Cheat because I don't think, I reckon I've had Cheetos since. Cheetos are good. Maybe at a party or maybe Angus Portum. I don't like Cheetos. Oh. So in my brain, I think I put all cheesy, biscuity, snacky things in

the one pile. But this one comedian and the interview were talking about cheesels, I went, Cheezels are grey. Maybe I need to. And you're wearing on your fingers? And I've got to tell you, shrinkflation has not affected the cheesel. The big box, blue box, yeah? The big blue box, the actual cheesel themselves, I reckon they're the same size I remember

them being 20 years ago. Yeah, that's good. The flavour. Yep. I ate that whole freaking box. Cheasels still slap. And I'm sad that I've missed out on having them regularly for 15, 20 years because I just Just forgot about them.

They are good. I like that. Cheesles still slap. What about you, my friend? I was at the pharmacy the other day, just getting me local metamusals I do of a week. Do you know, cannot quickly on metamusal. I went to buy it for your birthday because I know you like it.

That crap is expensive. I'm so sorry. It was like I either get him a big honey or a metamusel. Or just let his guts go, you know? So yes, you're stocking up. As I was there, remortaging the house to get metamusal. You know what I got? That is always at the pharmacy and they've never changed.

The jelly beans. And those jelly beans have been good since I was a kid, and they are good now. And the black ones are horrible, but the red ones are great. But it's consistency, isn't it? It's always good. Because talk to me, they're different to the ones you buy to a supermarket or a candy shop, right? It's pharmacy jelly beans. I always give it, like, it feels healthier because they're from the pharmacy.

Like it's a supplemental or vitamin. Yeah, it's medicine. Yeah, it's good for me blood sugar. Still slabs, because, like, don't you just feel? And there's always, like, a viral story about things changing in the recipe, things changing in the size, things changing in the design or maybe the health, you know, impacts that they've had to change everything. I like when things remain the same.

Yep. We're creatures of habit, shy guy. Yeah, uh, Pez with the dispenser. When were you getting a Pez, you weirdo? I found them in my cupboard when I moved house. And I found the dispense and I was like, all right, I'll put these in. Well, hang on, what dispense are you? It's an iron man, obviously.

I felt strong. I don't know. I'm not even kidding. I think it was a gag present from someone. It's funny. I've received a gag pez dispenser once, but I've never actually eaten a pez. Oh, I chose to eat it. It was great.

It was just like when I was a kid. See, remains. Those little cubes are still full sugar. Is it musk? What is a pez? Yeah, they're weird, aren't they? But that's what I love to hear. Remaining unchanged.

They haven't bowed to the pressure. Like, have you seen a Fredo recently? The design is awful. He's been on Ozempic. Like, he's so skinny. He is thin. You know, things have changed. Trinkflation's got the fredo.

And not for the better. Steve called up. Good morning, Steve. How he's going? Yeah, great, babe. What has remained unchanged? What still slaps? Oval tini's.

Oh, I don't forget that. The little packs of oval tini. I haven't had an oval tini in that long. Was that like a lunchbox snack for you? If you can only eat one pack, you're doing right. I can't. Oval tini. Steve, did you have a big break with oval tini's and then come back to it and go, why have I?

At least 30, if not more years. Yeah, yeah. But he's come back to Oval Tienies. And the stomach cramps, Steve, got post-oval tini. My goodness. Oh, they're good. Yeah, yeah, I love it. Perfect.

And look, it doesn't have to be food. I don't feel like we've all just done food. We have all done food because I guess it's one of those things. You lock in that flavor and it takes you back to a time. Yeah, yeah. But maybe there's something else that you go, Kylie Minogue still slaps. Yo-yo. Jess and ducco.

13, 10, 60. You're asking, what still slaps, baby? What is unchanged? Time has kept its dirty mitts off the. This thing, yes, we all went around the room and Steve got involved on the phone and all had food contributions. Yeah. But food is one of those things that time can ravage because obviously health things change, recipe things change, size of things change. But I had cheesels the other day and I don't reckon, honestly, I've had a cheesel.

They slapped. For 15, 20 years. Oh, my God. Cheezels are released. They're exciting. When I see cheesels at a party in a bowl, I go for them. I'd gravitate towards them. Because I had put cheesos with Cheetos and I don't like Cheetos.

They could not be more further apart. Yeah, they're very different. Cheezels slap, and they are unchanged from decades past. We go to Nikki on 131060. Nikki, what still slaps? Ice magic. That's fine. Did you have a big break between ice magics?

I did, I did. I hadn't had it since my children, and I found it on the shelf, and I tell you what, it is an absolute ice cream game changer. You love it. I love that you, like, haven't bought it for however long, and then you see it and something in you goes, yes. Today is the day I will buy ice magic again. And now it's on the shopping list every week.

Yeah, the kids love it. We go to Brenda on 13, 1060. It's still slaps, Brenda. It's got to be a Devon tomato sauce stanger. Oh, no, that does not deserve the N-S cream. Devin, I'm at Devon. Luncheon sausage, luncheon. So, Brenda, was that like your childhood lunch or something?

and then you had it in your adulthood? Yeah, well, I used to have them at school and then sort of totally forgot about it and then a bloke bought one into work for Smoker and, yeah, just... And you know what? It's the tomato sauce, Brenda with the Devon that really, it goes well.

What a beautiful pan. Oh, it's got to be tomato sauce. It's got to be Tommy sauce. So, Brenda, when your colleague brought the Sanger in, were you like, oh my God, give me a nibble of that and then went home and made one yourself or you went... Yeah, he had two of them, so he'd give me one.

More than a nibble. That's a hell of a colleague. What a colleague. Here, me wife made me two Devon sandwiches. That's one too many. You have one. That's meant to be, Brenda. And I hope then the next day you brought two and repaid the favour.

That's funny. Janine on 13, 1060, these are great. What's still slaps? Hello. Hello. Hello, Janine. Hello. What still slaps.

Tubes. Yes. Tasty tubes. Yes, Janine. They get cancelled for a bit. There was an uproar. They got brought back. They did.

And I wonder if that was a great PR stunt from tubes. No one's buying tubes. Similar to Cheezels, ringed chippies. Yeah. Very good. Tasty tubes do slap, Jeanette. And I reckon they have stood the test of time. Recipe unchanged.

Lynette's on 131060. What still slaps? Baby pharynx. It's rice cereal. Lynette, is that that iron-infused stuff? Because I know it's in a box and it's not very big and I used to love giving it to my children and I've, every now and then I've brought a pack and had it for myself. Yeah, you love it.

I love it. It's untrue. It's a lot of it. Oh, she's got that baby ferrets again. She's going for it. Yeah, just mix it with milk and I love it. I love it. Do you know what type of day are we doing this, Lynette?

Are you a post 7pm? Breakfast time. About 8 o'clock. Now she starts her day. She goes hard early. Okay. Nauty. It remains unchanged.

I love it. Charlie, do you want to wrap this up? Charlie, what? What still slaps? Smell the cheese. You know how you'd like your hand in your fingers and do it. Is that when you punch people in the nose? Yeah, I do it to my kids all the time.

They think it's the funniest thing ever. So I assume your parents did it to you. There's obviously a big time between drinks. You have your own kids. You're like, here we go. Smell the cheese. That's so good. Still got it.

That's fantastic. That's funny. Our first non-food contribution, slaps. Get involved in the show at any stage. You can school yourself 500 bucks to spend a Reflections holidays. Reflections holidays. 40 amazing parks across New South Wales. We love reflections.

You call up. You say Devin and Tomato Sauce sandwich still slaps. Devin. You are in with a chance. That's how easy it is to win great prizes with Jess and Ducke. So simple. So simple. We're basic like that.

You know, we love it. You call up and say, I like to smell the cheese, my kids. Yeah, yeah. You could win. That's still tickle me pink. You could win. That's got me going. I don't think anyone, and I don't want this.

I don't think anyone has ever smelled the cheesied me. Oh, you never had that? Nipple cripples? You ever had that? Never had a nipple. Question, to girls nipple cripple each other at school. Like, I went to an all boy's school and that was a thing. My school was big for dacking, which I hated.

It was an all-girls school. Were you a nipple-criple school? Yeah. Is that why you've got no sensitivity now? That's when I found out I had no sensitivity and no feeling in my nipples. Oh, it wasn't worn off on you. No, no, I just found out from a young age that I could withstand nipple pain. It's the way you were born.

I'm great in a bit of BDS, am I right, Shaga? Yeah, you forced me to play with your nipples early on in the piece when we met. That was my introduction to him too. It's a good skill. Have you had a swing on the titties? Yeah, you've had a got my nipples, haven't you? Sorry, what? My nipples?

You know, they got no feeling? Have you had a go? Have you had a go? No. I'll come in here and hang off. It's a ride of passage. Come on in. Everyone's done it.

We are a show. We are a show that stands for honking. Come on here, Babs. Just give it one. I've got no feeling. I got no feeling. I got no feeling like. You can be Tarzan and he'll be the tree.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Come on. She really. He doesn't have to do it back to you. It's not a two-way street. That's a bit different. That's not a reciprocated thing that we want, you know?

Are you being serious? Yeah, I'm being serious. Shall I go tell her. We've done it. Sorry, is this news to you, back? Has it news to you? I've talked about there's heaps on air. Yeah, I know.

It's not news to me, but I don't actually know if you want me to come in there. Yeah. Yeah, come on. Yeah, but this is the issue, Dukkah. If you don't want to do it, you're just you who's missing out. Yeah. You know, everyone wants you to do it. She's coming in.

She's stood up. I'm going to tell her it hurts. I'm going to tell her it hurts. All right, she's in studio. Babs is. And don't hold back. They're right there, okay. Don't hold back.

Don't hold back. Don't hold back. Go hard. How are you dumb joking? No, I didn't feel any of that. Was that fun? Sorry, was that fun? Yeah, sure.

Well, she's in studio and she's staying because wordioki is next. Worth it. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. These words are my own. Word up. You took the wood shot out of my mouth. Wordiochi.

We're flipping this group. Usually, Quizmaster Babs comes in with a predetermined list of words. We attempt to sing a song that has that word as a part of its lyrics. It was getting a bit boring. Yep. Won too many times. So now... I remember the last time anyone else won, to be completely fair.

So, we're changing it. Winner of the week prior becomes Quizmaster. What to my say, Babs, the pressure. I feel very nervous. I hope we can have a good time. Let's see how we go. What's a polite quizmaster. I'm not used to you being quizmaster in games.

No, I don't feel like it's a natural thing for me. I got my scoreboard. It's the first time you scored something. What the hell? So it's Babs, shy guy, ducko. It's obviously first in, best rest. Come on now. Hope you've brushed up on your West life.

Here we go. I haven't. First word. Lightning. Oh, man. Lightning. Oh, gris. Lightning

No, Ducco. Oh, yes. I don't want to abuse my power. I freaking hate Greece. I don't want to pay that. Oh, no. You have, no.

Christmas is non-buyer. Damn it. I was going to say, I was thinking that lightning in a bottle, but like I couldn't. Well done. In a bottle. Okay.

Right inside. Absolutely, Babs. Fine. You're right. I need to be better. I hate grease. She was like, I'm not going to pay that.

I was like, right. I had in my head, Thunderbolt and Lowe I didn't even consider Greek lightning. It's getting into Jess's head of where the song was up. Where you would have went. Don't sing Greece. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wrote you down.

I'm mad at you though. All right. Second word. Living. Living on a prayer. Oh, oh, half way there. Great one. I'll be honest, Shag.

I thought you might have that. Live and Lovita Loka. Word number three. I love the disappointment Jess gives you when you don't get the song she wanted you to get. Okay, you're right, but you're wrong. The way I attacked this game coming up with words was picking a word seeing if I could come up with a song. Yeah. So the songs that came to me.

It's like what's the threesome? When I have my answer and you're at yours, yeah. Word number three, wood. Wood. Wood. Wood. You could be thinking about like trees and wood or woulda coulda shudder, whatever it might be. Wood.

Wood, would a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck. That's not a song. Oh, that's a rhyme, isn't it? We've accepted nursery rhymes before. I can't think, would you... It's not helping. Yeah, that's actually really distracting. What is it?

Never had to knock on wood. I know someone who has... The mighty bloodstones over there. That's true. Yeah, yeah. Mighty, boston. Bostones, yeah. Currently, ducker on one. Yep. Babs on one.

Shaga on nil. Okay. Head. Head. Head. Heds will roll. Heds. Singular head.

Head. In my head. I see you all over me. In my head. Bab's on two. Oh, damn it. Come on, Shaga, you're awake? I think if Babs gets this, it's over.

Ducco, you need this to tie it up. I don't want to say this is Ducco coded, but no pressure. Don't you do that to me. Don't you do that to me. I mean, it's for Shagai. Moment Moment One day when

Wait I just want to feel this moment She's done it What was that I know you're going to hate this memory That I've pulled for you You walked down the aisle At my wedding as flower boy

To from this moment on Bush and I are twine I don't remember that I couldn't have told you the song I walked down to How was that ducko airs I was they like thinking of roof For souls Shark Guy abat me with that

Not Shark Guy coated that one. Weren't out my wedding. You were, that was a special song. Anyway, Babs has done it. Three. Ducco one. Shy guy didn't get off the ground. Dads is Dr. Quizmaster.

Ran into a good friend of the show, Adam Elliott and Millie Elliott. You know, Adam comes on, does our sports reports of a week. And they've been on the cusp of having this baby for it feels like a long time. That's right. I'm pretty sure the last time we saw Adam, his wife, Millie was 40, if not 30 nights. It was very much.

I could get a call any minute. He still went to Mad Monday, by the way. And then came home that night and they had a baby like the day after. Millie's story on the Monday of her and Adam dressed as a jockey, I think it was. And it said, if this doesn't send me into early labor, nothing will. Or not early. If this doesn't send me to Labor, nothing will. And the tight pants on.

So I saw that walking out. They've announced they've had a beautiful baby daughter, Gigi. Everything was all happy and everything went well. But this is, so they had it, I think, last Wednesday. I saw them on Saturday morning. I'm out for a walk with Flo and I run into them and Adam's like, mate, and I'm like, hey. And I did two things. I just malfunctioned because then I looked over and I saw Millie and I did not see that she was pushing at Pram.

Like, because she looked at me and she's like, hey, and you know, after someone gives birth, they still have a bit of a belly. Of course. But it's clearly deflated a lot more. So in their mind, because I remember Morgan feeling this way, in their mind, they're like, I have, oh my God, I've already. lost so much for my belly. That's right. Oh, I've shrunk. I'm deflated.

But if somebody hasn't seen her in months, I'm like, oh, she's still going to be of a belly. And I look, and I, and then I like, Doug Oh, hey, I had a look at Millie. And I'm like, how have you not had the baby yet? And she goes, and points to the prayer and goes, and looks at her belly, what do you mean? And then I was just, I was just like, oh, because I just figured she'd only been out. It was Saturday. And so I figured she couldn't be walking this soon after giving birth. Yes.

And I'm pretty sure they went, Veserno. You know, so she could not be... You're not sure anyway. I'm, well, I'm 90% sure anyway. That's what Adam said. Did you ask her as well? Is that the second thing you put... Did you go bachelor?

What did you do? How did it? Hey, right. Because that's what I would do. You completely put your foot in your mouth, but then you drilled down further. Well, I just... Let's distract.

I just did not think that she'd be out walk. She looked fantastic and was out walking. Had it missed a beat. So I just, and I couldn't see the pram. I don't want to bring height into it. Yeah, yeah. But they are tall human beings. So I'm surprised you even looked at her.

I guess that's at your eye height. Because to look up at her face, you wouldn't have seen belly, but you clearly, did you like look her up and down? Or you just went, what are you doing? I saw him and then I saw her. And I went, oh, and I saw her belly. I went, and I went, you're not giving birth. You're meant to get birth days ago.

And then she points to. 50 weeks. Then she points at the pram and I went, oh. And then I did something, which I was so annoyed at myself for. This happened when Morgan and I had flow. And when you'd go walking with a newborn, people get obsessed. And they, one time Morgan had flow in a carrier, right,

facing inwards, and someone was like, can I see her, and grabs the side of the carrier to look in at her. Wow, that's getting close. Yeah, and when they're in the pram, I remember people like, can I just have a look? And you're like, oh, they're sleeping. Anyway, because I had malfunctioned

and because I felt bad and because I was just winging out, and I was like, oh, my God, you're the baby. Can I see? And I open the, I open the roof of the thing while I'm holding flow, and the baby's asleep. No, I went, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm not meant to touch that. The whole thing was just a shite show.

Oh, my God. I was like, I was so embarrassed. Like, I was just like, I have, insulted you and I opened a pram, and I'm excited, but it was also my first weekend solo dating, and I was like, I'm by myself, Morgan's not here this weekend, I'm just, where am I? I'm very overwhelmed right now. I was more overwhelmed than her who'd given birth two days earlier. Well, she's.

She looked great. She was killing you. What else did she look? Just fantastic, glowing, beautiful. He was great. She was great. Fit is all hell. 30 seconds, answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter.

I have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice if you're unsure of the question. That's okay. You can say pass, we'll come back, of course, if there is time. They're the rules of engagement. We're playing for 10K. Our player is Sonia. Good morning, Sonia.

Good morning, guys. Sonia, Sonia, thanks for joining the show. Did you hear this game yesterday at this time? No, I missed it yesterday. Well, you missed one of the great performances. We had sweet Tiff, carved out a bit of time to play off a box, but she had three screaming children in the car.

Yeah, got a nudie run. She got zero. Donuts. Oh, no. So Sonia. She got naked in front of her kids on the highway. Can you guarantee us better than zero? Yep.

Better than five. Oh, okay, better than half. That's close to 10. The fact that we're getting excited for that now. How sad? It shows how bad it's been. It's $10,000. We're in a job.

deep drought. People. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I reckon Sonia's playing us. I reckon she can go all the way. I think Sonia's a player here. What's motivating you, Sonia? What do you want to spend the money on? It has been a lifelong dream to go to Egypt to see the pyramids.

You know, you know what I've heard about the pyramids, Sonia. What have you heard about the pyramids? Oh, you've got a conspiracy. You're not going to... How do you think they were made, Sonia? Giant. Sonia, you're not going to believe what your letter is. What she got?

She's got G. She's got G for giants. Oh, this is it. I feel like, all right, everybody, sit up a little bit straight. You're telling me, that serendipity. It's giants and giants. Sonia, G, are you ready? I'm ready.

Oh, we're getting you to the pyramids, babe, and then you can investigate for us. And we're big in Egypt as well. Massive. You can get us over there. Massive in Cairo. Huge in Cairo. Let's go. Pyramids of Giza.

Geiza. It works on many ways. Ready, Sonia. Ready. Time will start after the first question, starting with the letter, G. We need you to name a time. Type of flour. Geranium.

A drink. Gin. A country. Germany. A verb. Give. A hobby. Gymnastics.

A school subject. Geography. A thriller film. Ghost? An occupation. Gynecologist. A six-letter word. Gobble it.

A video game. Cranfest auto. Thanks. Now, now, now, now, now, now, you got through everything and you had four seconds to spare, but thriller film, Ghost. See, I thought that was a romance. I, I too thought Thriller, what a... Swayze and Demi Moore.

Check, there'll be one. There'll be one called Jason and Gary. We're going to check. Hey, hey, Sonia, I want you to win this money. I want you to win this money. Is she going to the pyramids? And also, you're a hell of a player. Is she going to the pyramids?

We'll just check. We'll just check. Wait, we're checking Ghost? Because the Patrick Swayzee ghost film. Is a romance. Is a romance. Now, I was thinking of the thriller ghost one. I know you were.

Sonia did not come to muck around. She was a great player. Oh, my God. I currently only can see ghost in there as, you know. Do you want to go to a song and come back? Yeah, let's go to a song come back. All right. Sonia, you don't go anywhere?

Okay. Stay there, babe. Because we're going to try and scour the internet for a film called Ghost. That is a thriller. Oh, goodness me. We'll do it. Stick around. We'll do it after Olivia Dean.

Man I need, it's Jess and Daco. Good morning. Jess and Ducco's 10K Alpha Bucks on hit. So we've already played the game if you're just joining us now. We play. We've got Sonia on the line, who did fantastically. Mate, with seconds on the clock, her letter was G. Yep. I've got Sonia's audio here.

Let's just build this up because we have a controversial one over. There's a question mark. Thriller film. So here's how Sonia went at the actual game. We need you to name a type of flower. Uranium. A drink. Gin.

A country. Germany. A verb. A hobby. Gymnastics. A school subject. Geography. A thriller film.

Dose? An occupation. Gynecologist? A six-letter word. Gobble it? A video game. Grandfesto. Dang.

Now, now. So that was the. quiz. That's right. Now, we both. Yep. When she said ghost, firstly, Sonia, you're still with us? I'm still here. When you said ghost, you'd forgive us for only thinking of Demi Moore. Yep. Patrick Swazzy.

Patrick in the pottery ghost. Which is a rom-com, which is a romantic. Absolutely. We couldn't accept that. However, we've done some digging, Sonia. Okay. Oh, God. Ghost, I think the one you're referring to is the 2019 Hindi horror thriller, or goes by

2023 Indian heist thriller, meaning Sonia, meaning Sonia, you want $10,000! Yes! She's yelling so loud, the phone cuts out. Sonia, take a breath. You're there, Sonia. Sonia, I've just gone on SkyScanner. There is a flight leaving to Cairo,

From Sydney, Saturday morning at 6 a.m. You're on it. It's $3,400 return. Baby, you've got to see the pyramids. I've put my long service in now. Oh, congratulations, Sonia. You won the 10K. You're an elite player.

What do you do with yourself, Sonia? I'm a cleaner. Babe, I mean, take a break from the Moffat Bucket. Well done. You are ticking that off your bucket list. I am, thank you. How does it feel, Sonia? We haven't had a winner in that long.

Oh, I had bated breath waiting for you guys to get back to me. Oh, my God. Sonia, no one gets verb. No one gets the specific genres. You were elite. Congratulations. Thank you so much, guys. Oh, wow.

There you go. Good things happen to good people, guys. Oh, my God. Sonia's paid her freaking Jews. She's started up, started up, and now she gets to go confirm the conspiracy. The Giants built the pyramid, Sonia. You enjoyed it, okay, Sonia. Well done.

Thanks, guys. You're welcome. Stick around, though, because I'll give you your money, Sonia. Oh, yeah, you haven't in your BSB an account. Justin Beepin' out, it's Daisies, Jess and Duckers. Jess and Ducko. Good things happen to good people. That's so exciting.

We just gave away $10,000. For this time yesterday to have got a nudie run. And no disrespect to Tiff, she was up against it. She had her kids in the car screaming during her goal at the game. Sonia, a cleaner, just living her best life. So good. Obviously, did you hear she said, I'm going to put in my long. service. Like, she's obviously had

this bucket list dream to go see the pyramids, one of the eight wonders of the world. You know, the subject of a lot of conspiracy theories, none that we need to get into right now. Sonia gets to go. Yes. Book her tickets. Baby, she could probably go business class if she wanted.

That is fire about. My parents' message in, they said that they cried for it. Oh my God, they're so sweet. They cried for it. And then dad sent me a photo being like, you have to award that. Sent me photo of the action thriller, ghost, the Hindi film. He did the research. What did he think we were talking on the song?

Not doing the recent. Everyone's like, give it. I had people DM me it. Hey, we gave it. We gave it. We gave it. We don't want to never not give it. Pardon us for knowing the movie ghost is the romance.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was not aware of the Indian, I don't know if it's Bollywood, but the indie thriller. Action thriller. Looks fantastic. High budget. Maybe we have to have a movie night. Yeah. Wow.

Congratulations to Sonia. Yep. But the show must go on. We must press forward. But geez, we feel good in here. I feel fantastic. Babs was out there tearing up. Oh my God.

I feel a buzzer. I feel really that was wonderful. Sonia. No one deserves it more. Truly. Right now, Ducko, this new research caught my eye because we love, you know, talking about the generational divide on this show. You know, you and I clocking in in our mid-30s,

we've got some young bucks around us. And the differences that we're noting in like our cultural references, the way we behave, the way we are in relationships. Yeah. And the Huffington Post has done a deep dive on the ways we differ when it comes to flirting. When it comes to courting, when it comes to being single

and trying to attract a mate, how we differ generation to generation. So the Huffington Post has interviewed various members of each generation and has got the great words of wisdom. Yeah, good. The boomers, the flirting advice, if you're age between 61 and 79,

the advice that they're imparting, be yourself and be respectful. Ah, respectful. The boomers, above all, when it comes to their flirting game, respect. Yeah. And I think it's at old school, holding the door rolling. The gentleman pays for the meal.

The gentleman pays. Very old school, but that's what they consider. That's the crem de la crem when it comes to flirting. Gen X, this is our parents. Yeah. Actually, no, I lie, 45 to 60. Oh, forget my parents are boomers. They're old, mate.

Yeah, they are. My mom's just so youthful. The Gen X is the flirting advice, how they try to attract a mate. Yeah. Be funny, interesting and interested. Don't just be talking about yourself. Ask questions. Ask a lot of questions.

I feel like that is fantastic advice. Yeah, that's good advice. Be funny, interesting and interested. That's how the Gen X does do it. Tough to be funny and interesting. You know what I mean? It's a tough carrier. Do you want to have everything?

To really put Gen X in a box, if you are single at that age, maybe I'm using a bit too much of a broad stroke. You might be divorced. You might have a couple of kids. So you better be interesting and interested because you're coming with a bit of baggage. Yeah, you've got to go around again. You know what I'm saying?

This is us, Ducko, Millennials. Before I get to who's been surveyed, what do you think, what do you think it sums up our style? Like, if you found yourself single, what would you lean into? I would have thought of humour, humour and wit. Be friendly and witty. Ah, there we go. Because, yes, I think that's a big one for us.

Friendly, we start all our relationships as friends. We don't go straight into hot and heavy. You want to build on a base, friendship. I love of witty's in there, though. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Age between 29 and 44, that's what we're focusing on. A bit more sarcasm in our sort of humour.

Exactly. And I guess in that regard, 29 to 44 may be big on the apps. Yeah. So you've got to have some good banter in text form before you're getting to meet in real life. Gen Z, the flirting advice from Zoomers. I don't care for this age 13 to 28. I'm not asking a 13-year-old for dating advice. Flirting.

Follow me on Snapchat. Be complimentary. Cheaky. and authentic. You know, they're all real and raw, the Gen Z is on their TikTok unfiltered. Yeah, emotional. I'm surprised that authentic is in there. I know.

Cheeky, as if they're cheeky. And it's funny because when they dig down on it, a therapist who is a younger millennial, so she's in this group, she goes, Gen Z tends to keep things playful. The way we flirt is by using memes, sending TikToks and voice notes that feel authentic and in real time, rather than polished and curated.

And they send the video of themselves now giving updates on their life. Like us, you know, my group chat, it'd be like the girl's screenshoting the message. They'd be like, everyone helped me craft a reply. Yes. Whereas the Gen Z is a guy. It's like a four-minute voice member. Babs going, hey, guys, I got a new pillar yesterday and it feels really good. I don't know what to do it.

She sends that to her crush. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And hope he has, you know, a four-minute reply in return. Interesting. It is interesting. So if you want to go for a younger person or an older person, just listen to that in terms of how to do it. Speak their language. Speak their language.

That's great advice. Yeah. Be cheeky. authentic if you're trying to get a younger term. Sounds like humour's a big one in there for all of them, though. Absolutely. Well, for the oldies, respect. You hold that door, if you're respectful. Jess and Ducko.

13, 1060. What went wrong when Dad got involved? It was all roses until Daddy came along. What did he do? He tried to make it better, but he didn't. Yeah. Well, maybe he just wasn't needed. Yep. And he's blown something up.

He's blowing something up. Or he's like, I'll do it my way. Honey, I'll get this sorted. Doesn't. Yeah. So my cousin, the one who lives in New Zealand, who he recently visited. It's obviously snow time over there, skiing, yada, yada. He recently broke his wrist on the slopes, probably about a month ago now, a couple weeks ago. So he hasn't a bad fall.

And roberting. Oh, God. Yeah, snowboarding when you come down, fall on your wrist. So he hasn't been able to snowboard, but he got such bad fomo of his family still skiing weekly that he's like, I'm, you know what? I've never skied in my life. I'm going to take up skiing. I've got many questions.

Yeah. With his cast on. I understand you're not the bloke in question, but I need you to get inside your head of the cousin. why is skiing any less dangerous as a novice than just still for it with danger? I guess in snowboarding you come down and you put your hands out where a skiing you've got the pole so you usually fall down the sideways so maybe for a wrist he's thinking it's better but he's not skied so he's an amateur he's an amateur yeah rookie a high risk death just buying sport classic him okay so he goes on his skis he learns it

he goes all right doesn't hurt his wrist and then a couple of weeks go by he goes You know what? My daughter, Sophie, he's five years old, who hasn't skied. I'm going to get her up. I'm going to take her out of school today. I'm going to take her to the slopes. Daddy daughter ski time. Because he's now an expert.

He's a classic dad. He's done it for a couple weeks. I have picked this up. I'm going to teach my daughter now how to do this. All my bad habits. Takes her up within, I think, half an hour to 40 minutes of them up there. She breaks her leg. Excuse me?

Breaks her leg. Now, it's one thing to have a bad tumble. That's a hell of a fall to break. Like a leg, the poor thing. Bad. Brakes her leg. They need to get the green whistle. They need to get the snow patrol people up.

They put her in that thing and they ski her down the mountain. On the skadoo. On the skidoo thing. Oh my God, did you have to leave her to go get help? I think so. And then he couldn't help her much, like lift her because he had a broken wrist. He's in a cuss. So he can't do it.

He's trying to hook a pole through her snow tank, drag her down. It's all good. Honey, come with me. As he barely knows how to ski. He had to get people to help. They had to come. Had to skidoo her down. She's on the green whistle, bad break.

she is now in a cast from toe all the way to hip so she's in a cast from toe to hip he's in a cast up his arm Can I ask you an honest question? Has his wife filed a divorce? Oh man I haven't spoken to his wife yet I mean, more like sort of like, whoa, she's going to be peers

Oh my God Because not only is her husband Oh, injured, can't do it probably a lot around the house The kid has got the broken leg And broken leg? So much worse than broken wrist Absolutely. For life And at five. Yeah, I know. Poor thing.

Coming into the weather's heating up too and she'll be in a cast for like eight weeks. So they're both in a cast now. They both can't do anything. They're not allowed to move. And he broke her leg by taking her skiing when he'd bailing you had to ski.

Not only is he in the bad books with his missus now forever. But now the daughter is getting whatever she wants for life. If she wants her pony for her six birthday, Daddy has to buy that. If she wants her, if she wants a tattoo at 14, dad, remember that time you broke my leg When I was five years old, all right, sweetheart. When you took me on the slides.

And she's the only daughter. They've got three boys. And so, like, they all skis. He's like, I'll take my daughter out. He'll do that. Is she the youngest? She's the youngest. Yeah.

So dad gets involved and bang, it goes wrong. 13, 1060. What went wrong when dad got involved? That's so bad. I know. You love him. They try and help. But what went wrong?

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. We're asking what went wrong when dad got involved. I don't even know if he had the best intentions, your cousin? What was he freaking thinking? Broke his wrist snowboarding. So he decided to take up skiing because he had FOMO, just couldn't stay still for six weeks. He's obviously related to me.

Then goes skiing, thinks he's an expert out at it two weeks after being brand new to skiing, takes his five-year-old daughter, Sophie, on the slopes. He was also brand new. Net a ski. Yep. Hey, oh, Daddy will teach out a skater on what to do, and then she breaks her leg within like half an hour, 40 minutes of doing it. And then on the green whistle, obviously, I've got a hospital. She's there in a cast from toe to hip. God. And he's in a cast, and they're a walking wounded family. If he has one of those mugs that says, like, best dad ever,

someone needs to go smash that. Yeah, he's not. He's not. Horrible dad. But anyway. Yeah, goodbye. What happened? Dad got a ball.

I mean, it's not as dramatic, I guess, as your story that you just said. But when we were younger, mom did the majority of the cooking. And she had surgery on her feet. So dad stepped in to do some cooking for the night. And he cooked this. I don't even know what it was. It was like a fish meal. but instead of putting like half a teaspoon of chili flakes,

he put like a ridiculous amount of table streams of chili flogging because he didn't realize how strong they were. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just want to not touch and feel. And we were all like five and six years old, us, me and my sisters. So, yeah, he completely destroyed the dinner and he just, yeah, shouldn't have stepped in poor mom. People get in chili. Yeah, it's not good when screaming and crying and carrying. It's not good when you mix up teet spoon with cup, you know, when it comes to chili flakes.

Dad, what have you done? and everyone's just like crying drinking milk. Riley, good morning. Hi, guys. How about you? Very well. What went wrong when dad got involved? I mean, look, there's plenty of stories, but one that'll pop it will be.

So, dad owned a pet shop in Sassnok, if you're familiar with Sessnock area. Yes. And it was on the corner near the traffic lights. Anyway, long story short, I was cleaning at the time, and one of the girls I was cleaning with had not long come over to Australia. And dad always wanted us to help at the pet shop, and we just didn't really, like, have the time for it. So he said, okay, I'll take it into my own hands.

I'll promote the store myself. Anyway, I was driving to, like, another cleaning premises with this girl in the car, and here is my dad standing on the corner in a Easter bunny suit, like Easter bunny outfit. In November, with his pet ferret on a leave saying, come and see my store. The girl next to me said, God, there are some weird people in Australia, and I did not tell her. That was my father. Oh, you didn't tell her.

He's just out there trying to advertise the pet shop. Oh, that's so funny. So she ever met your dad then after that? No, she did not. I love the idea. The ferret's going, oh, I need to get away from this bloke. This freak. Oh, that's funny.

Rebecca, on 13, 1060, what went wrong when dad got involved? Well, it was actually my husband, but my sister had recently moved to the Gold Coast. And my husband said, how about you and Darcy go up and visit your sister. Anyway, he said, look, I'll book the flight. So we drove to the airport, we're checking in, and the flight receptionist said, sorry, we don't have a booking for you and your son. And I'm like, what? And she said, let me just have a look. Anyway, yeah, they had a booking, but it was like Tuesday the following week. Fantastic. Fantastic. Admin, not the man's strong suit. And my husband had only booked a check-in hand luggage

So then I had to pay extra money, $150 to book our luggage in And then I had to do it for the return flight And it cost $1,000. Thanks, thanks, honey. You love, I was going to say, what a beautiful thing I'm not going, but let me take care of all the logistics for you, sweetheart up. You know what? Never mind. That's something I would do, man.

I would do that. I'm not in charge of logistics in my household. And there's a reason. Yeah, yeah. Nicole, wrap this up for you. for us, babe. What happened when dad got involved? So my kids' dad, I was running away from work. So basically, I got to work and he gets home.

We just switched over. And I was like, oh, I'm cooking rice. I just fried rice. I just need to add the egg. Not thinking anything of it. Anyway, the next day, the kids woke up so sick and I was really sick. We ended up having to go to hospital. We all had salmonella.

and we could not figure out for the life of this way. And then I'm like, what happened? And then I asked him, and I was like, what do you put in the gym? He's like, no, I put the egg in. I said, I don't remember seeing the egg in the rice, actually. What do you, how did you do? He's like, yeah, I just cracked like five eggs into the rice. So basically he just cracked it all in, put it into this big container in the fridge.

Yeah, yeah. Not when it was on the heat. Yes, like afterwards, he just cracked the egg on top. Like it was palmer and cheese or something. There was just stuff coming out of all holes. It was so bad. Ducco, it's one thing to break your daughter's leg. It's another to give your whole family salmonella.

Oh, that is great. He's never in charge of cooking ever again, I presume. You notice, Nicole, any chance he did it on fricking purpose to always get out of cooking now? No, there's no way. After the clean-up, you have to do, there's no way. Jess and Ducko. Been a hell of a show so far, team.

Well done. Unbelievable contributions. Well done to all involved. The rice cookers cooked. Can't do it without any of you guys, you know. Amen. You guys from the cheap seats, Babs Shaga, need you, you know. Without them.

What are we? We wouldn't have had the perfect dominoes in play for Sonia to call at 8 a.m. This morning and do the complete opposite of what happened yesterday. We had a nudie run at 8 a.m. Alphabucks, and you and I both went, Oh, God. People start. This is it. I understand Tiff was up against it.

There were kids in the car. I just really, Sonia's the first person in a while to win without us having to go, here's the letter for tomorrow. Here's the answer. Is this like the first? Not taking away the $10,000. I think we've done eight times. Yeah, yeah.

But you're right. Every time prior, it's been like, we are so thirsty to give the money away. We're dropping. Here's your S. And freaking verb will be on there. Sonia was the cleanest run. Great work.

She's the opposite of Lance Armstrong. No doping. It's pure Sonia. We won't know for a couple of years without how we get these tests out. Pure Sonia. And now she gets to go to the freaking pyramid. What was she doping to be this smart?

You know what I mean? Yeah, what gets your brain that good? Yeah, yeah. We'll get you going. How do you know, six-letter word, video game? She was all right. How did she know there was an Indian Hindi thriller called Ghost? Don't think she did.

I think she got lucky there. Nah, she knew. She knew about action thriller. Everything that's happened in Sonia's life has led to this moment. We should watch that movie. I know, if shy guy ever invites us over for a bowl of pistachios, maybe we could watch Ghost, the Indian thriller. Yeah, should we come to your new house?

In Indian? It was Hindi. It was Hindi. So, my apologies. Should we put some subtitles on? Yeah, or you're right. Well, what the language? Oh, and I hate dubbed.

I can't watch movies at a dub. Yeah, dubbed is really annoying. But also, reading a thriller doesn't feel like it would be as impactful. Yeah. Also, sometimes the subtitles spoil what's about to happen. It's annoying, right? It's so annoying. I was so annoying.

I was watching things subtitles last night, and we were like laughing ahead of time. Because you can read what's coming up. Are you worried about the Indian thriller ghost being ruined, bust up titles? I feel like, you know. It'd be a great movie. We could just watch the Patrick's Wazey Ghost. Yeah, we could.

In honour of Sonia. You know, I've actually never seen that. Neither. I mean, it's a classic. Yeah, yeah. Obviously. I probably have it. The clay scene.

The pottery. Whoopi Goldberg. There's Whoopi in it. I reckon, I think Wopi either Oscar nominated or she won for Ghost. There you go. Yeah, she's the only one who can see Patrick. She's translating to Demet. God, they don't make movies like they used to do that.

Don't. That's the last movie you watched I had a pottery scene. Can't tell you. You know, that's why they suck. That's why they suck. She did win the Oscar. Thank you.

Good news. We're back tomorrow. Friday. We got forgotten bangers. Nope. Yeah, Friday bangers. I'll get it eventually one time. We're doing because 25 years since the Sydney Olympics.

So funny the one word you can't drop is the word forgotten. I know. Forget about forgotten. But it's just like, I know. But it's just like it rolls off the tongue. It really does. Anyway. But yeah, so we're paying tribute.

Yeah. So songs from the year 2000 Babbs. You were alive then? So you were one. Yeah, great. Hell of a drop. Hell of a drop. It'll be interesting to say what Babs picks because I've actually got an affinity to a lot of these songs.

Wait, sorry, you say you were born in 2001? Yep. Yeah, so you missed the Olympics. You missed the Olympics. That were 2000, were they? Or day 2001. That was 2000. She wasn't alive.

So you weren't alive. She was in... In utero. Well, she might have been in her dad. We're not sure at that stage. Ah, you're right. What the process was? Did we, were able to celebrate your country?

Conception. Oh, yeah. Story. I was born in May, so I don't know. May. No, July. Yeah. Interesting.

I think she was still a twinkle. Oh, you're a little twinkle. Okay. So it's going to be fun. We're locking in on the year 2000. It's a hell of a vintage. Great year. Unfortunately, you've already batted up.

Strawberry Kisses by Nikki Webster, which would have been a great selection. No. You can't do it. I can't do it. But there's some great tunes. So make sure you're following Jess and Ducko on Instagram. Yep. And you vote on the story.

On the story. Get it done. Plus, we draw the call of fame tomorrow. 500 bucks to spend at reflection. It's been some great contributions. Yeah, it's going to be a good show to my. Absolutely will be. I'm going to give 110%.

Good on you. You've had to give 110 this whole week because I've been operating at about 30. So you must be exhausted, my friend. I've never needed a weekend more, guys. Have you ever any paternity leave left up your sleeve that I can take? I've got plenty of birthday leave or something. We'll work it out. I always get an email from HR.

You're too much in the red. What? I've never had that email. What? Take a week. How can I just take a week? Yeah. Anyway, we'll be back tomorrow.

Back tomorrow. To round out a biggie. We will see you then. Bye-bye. Bye. As I know, it's in a box. Yeah. And it's not very big.

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