Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Uncle Duckos sniff test

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

Big Brother host Mel Tracina calls in, Jess admits she's done with kids and the producers wrap up the week that was in the diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jess and shy guy. I'm joking at you, man. Bitch. You sounded like Nelson. Of the Zimpsons. Bitch. That's funny. I was pointing.

I was like, I was going to Jess, then Babs and not say Sharga. But he would have gone, it's fine. I don't think he's listening. He's getting audio. Very. I'm getting some of fact.

We're in the show right now. Yeah, we're kind of in the show. It's like 11.30. It's like 11.30. Absolutely. We work so hard. It's Friday the 7th. I reckon that's getting up there with one of the most common questions I get asked. It's obviously always what

time do you wake up and then what do you guys do afterwards? How do you plan the show? We give after, bit of the night before. When do you leave? I'm like, don't worry about it. It's 24-7, baby. Late, motherfucker. Late. Yeah, anyway. But we're here. Babs just brought me a present. I mean, it's not from Bradbbs. I was going to say. I'm trying to think, I don't know. It's from

Madison. Who's Madison? Like a person, Matt. It's not a brand. Oh, a person. Yep. Yep. This is, I hope you love the top as I much love designing it.

She's a girl, she's starting your own, like, fashion label. She sent me this little, like... Get in line. Oh, that looks comfy. That does look comfy, doesn't it? Redefining support and style. Cool. Let's make a habit of bringing in presents during the show.

Yeah, that's a bit of fun. What do I get, Babes? Um, a high five. No, we pound. No, we pound each other. Oh, okay. We're pounders. Come on, panel.

What's up? The pound is so unsatisfying. You can't hear it. That's a voice. That's very much us. If you hit hard enough, you're breaking of knuckles. Guys, I am fucking so hungry. You've done pretty well, my friend.

Oh, I'm so hungry. I'm fading. Yeah, yeah. What is this womp, womp? Did you do it all the time? Where does this come from? Who are you? She said it outside before.

The fist bump meant nothing. The fist bump meant nothing. You can't bump bump up for a wamp womp womp bump Is it going to be like too bad So sad Yeah I like doing it Someone's like oh I'm so darned I'm like womp womp womp Like loser

Yeah yeah Do you care about anyone Yeah I do I don't know it's fun You should try That's great We are in an audio medium So I love that you're doing your own sound of face

I don't need to hit the buttons You can just do it yourself That's exactly Anyway you'll hear you have done well Yes I'm getting a blood test Yeah Because I had gum. I chewed a gum 10 pieces of time on the draw.

Not 10 pieces of the time. 10 chews. I'm hungry. Yeah, yeah. You've made it. You've made it. I'm getting a blood test to see if I'm like, you know, celiac intolerant or whatever, a bunch of other things. Just because.

And how drastically do you think it'll affect your life if they come back saying, yeah, docker, you have a gluten intolerance? Oh, it won't really. I won't. Yeah, it'll be all right. Like, I don't eat much gluten anyway. But it's things like I have eggs on bread. So, you're probably like altering that stuff. But also just probably like altering that stuff.

Have you ever had gluten-free bread? No, it's crap. I know everyone says you get used to it, but that shit is cardboard. Yeah, I know. It'll just be knowing. I think it'll be good to know. Like, if I know I have bread and I feel shit, I'm like, oh, well, I know it. Why?

Absolutely. Rather than just being like, what is it? A gluten intolerance more than just your gut, it like affects energy levels, doesn't it? Yeah. And even mood things. Because it's all, like, affecting hormones. I don't have any energy issues. I don't have anything like that.

It's purely a stomach sort of stuff. So I'm going to a bunch of tests. Not because everything's gone wrong. But imagine, you think you don't have energy issues. But maybe you've just come to accept. Could you imagine if this is me at 70%. Your head will blow off. Holy shit.

That's what I always wonder. Like, I think I feel pretty good as a baseline. But could I feel better? Yeah. I mean, I'm sure I could full worse. But I often wonder these things. Like, if you altered. Yeah.

Because I know dairy is a very famous. It's known. It's inflammatory. It can affect mood. It can affect hormones. It can affect energy. But I refuse to give it up. If I could do a week without dairy,

how much. better could I feel, but I won, don't have the willpower and almost don't want to find out. When I did, I think I did seven weeks without bread once when I was shredding to go to Europe. Yes. God. So did you cut out all carbs? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You feel so much better.

Do you? Yeah, you do, you know. Just as a whole. As a whole. It's like cutting an alcohol. You cut out alcohol for longer than a month and you realize like, oh, wow. Isn't it funny? That's a great example because I don't, I'm not a huge drink.

I don't have massive nights out, but I'm probably having maybe three glasses. of wine a week on average. In terms of a wine with dinner, maybe there is two drinks out with friends. Imagine if you cut that out completely. Yeah. Even that effect. You would feel so much better. You would feel so much better.

Then you look at people who are getting blind every weekend. You only got drunk on Tuesday this week. And it's made this week so slow. God, it's felt long. Every day I'm like Friday. Mate, it's cliche for a reason. But shit, it hits you harder when you're older. Yeah, yeah.

I cannot believe how bad that was. Has it ruined our lunch today for you? Look, it's maybe reassess alcohol consumption today. I'll be honest with you. I'll be honest with you. And also, the other issue is I haven't got someone to get the kid. So remember I was trying to get a daycare pickup sorted. So I think I'll have one or two. Actually, your husband called me yesterday. He said, hey, I offered to get a babysitter for Jess. And she said, I don't want to get drunk at the lunch on Friday because of the Melbourne Cup. We're organising something for Sunday. And I was like, you know,

can we organise a babysitter? I'd love you to come. And he was like, nah, I don't want to pay for a babysitter because we're up against it at the moment. Oh, yeah. Things. So, Getting a babysitter is now a real cost factor for us. But anyway, yeah, it has maybe re-assess alcohol consumption. Hey, I said, Jess, you're going party with you guys for like a little lunch and stuff. And I, you know, he was very, you know. Yeah, was he. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so anyway, I thought that might be the case. Yes, yes. But, but I know that they stock one of our favorite wines. So we'll have to have one of those. Yeah, a couple of wines. Tis the season, guys. Yeah.

Anyone got their tree up yet? No. I'm not. I'm going to say, who's going to be the first to get festive? Yeah, I don't know. I do the curry Christmas night. You're usually December 1. Yeah, no.

We went November last year. Oh, did you? Yeah, I'm happy to go soon. Yeah, I want to go soon too. We'll probably put ours up soon because my housemates are away full of December. Oh, you want to get a little bit of joy together. Yeah. Yeah, you want to do that.

I don't know where I'm going to put mine. They're neither. Yeah. I was thinking about putting some balls on a tree outside. That sounds fun. Yeah. That's where I'm, man. You're going to get some ball balls, hang them on an outdoor tree?

Yeah, on an olive tree, I think. Oh, I don't like when people do that with the twigs. People think it's all aesthetic. It's just in my backyard. No one will see it. Yeah, it's just for you. Oh, that's nice. When it rains, though, will they get ruined? The decoration.

Plastic. Oh, okay. I don't worry. I don't need lights. You can get fairy lights for outside. Yeah, you get some fairy lights, man. Get some fairy lights, man. Let's all go around to Shy Guy's house and sing carols.

I want to go to Shy Guy's house. I'm desperate to go to Shy Guy's house. Yeah, I want to get there. I want that bowl of pistachios, man. Yeah, I want to, yeah. God, I'm hungry. God, damn, what I'm starving. Stop, listen.

It's grumbling. Is it? Is it? Guess my stomach. That's the game we should play next week. Nice, bro. Bitch. Nice.

What did you do? What sound effect should a fist bump have? Like a... Oh, that's a good one. That was a good one. I did not know where that came from in the room. I was like, sorry. I thought I farted.

I was like, what just happened? Something slipped out. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Stop what you're doing and listen. You know I got that shit that you like. There's only one show to wake up with. I'm not that easy to tang. If you could crack anyone, you could crack my mum.

I ain't got to explain. Is this an orgy? I don't know what's going on. Got him going insane. I was today years old when I realized what I've been missing. You. I should be more ball aware. This is Jess and Taco

Yes, it is Friday morning team. Welcome to it. 7-Eleven. Oh, 7-E-11, 7-E-E-11th. 7-Eleven, that's nice. That is nice. If you're getting married today, but your birthday today, it's a nice day. That is a good day.

7-Eleven. 7-E25. That'd be good, 7-Eleven 27. That'd be nicer. We'll have this conversation again in two years. And we can say, this is a nice round date, but 7-11. I've just changed Flo's birthday to the 14th of the 4th, 24, because she's on 14th, 4th, 4th, 25.

I was about to say, sorry, how do you do that? Because it's just nice. I'm always like, it's 25. You mean just verbally? Yeah, it sounds way better, 14th, 4th, 24. It really does. We all missed her birthday. So that means she's 18 months old.

Yeah, yeah, she's really developing. She's very behind, ducco. She really should be walking, talking. She's really, she's quite slow. Yeah, she's quite slow. She's still licking things, still eating everything. It's okay. And they all develop in their own time.

I was a slow developer. Maybe she's just daddy's little girl. I had the best news. this morning while I was having my morning tutzesh scrolling on my phone. Is that every morning? Yep, pretty much.

And it just depends which bathroom I go in. If we've had a shock a night, my husband is either sleeping in Lucia's room, which means the en suite is free or if he is sleeping peacefully, I will go to the bathroom away from him so he can be understood. A morning journey.

It is a morning journey. It's a lot to weigh up in the bowels of the morning. But I scrolled past a study that said, kids with big heads, you know famously, my daughter, one of the largest heads on planet Earth, means you smarter. I saw you said nice that. You know, a lot of people were like, it just means big brains.

I'm like, no, it doesn't. According to this research study. Was this real, this research study? I didn't click in the link. You just saw the graphic. You click the tile. Well, whoa, how much work do you think I'm doing at 10 past four? Fair enough.

Take that with what you will and you'll tell everyone about it. I needed a win. And I was very happy with that information. How are we going today? All right. She's been up since 10 to 12 Oh Perfect day for a team lunch

Oh it's a great day for a team lunch So we'll sit on this thing Hey let's get through the show first Oh dear It's going to be wonderful Okay I'm very happy to be here God I feel bad for my husband

I just feel bad for my husband I just feel bad to 12 10 to 12 What is she just not sleeping She's just crying the whole time And all I do and this is so ethnic of me And I know it's wrong Because I've genuinely asked doctors

and sleep consultants. Because more often than not when she does wake up in the bowels of the night, she starts going hungry, hungry. And then I start berating myself and give her enough dinner. And that really jars against the inner italian. You don't fee her, though.

You just like go back to bed now. When she carries on for long enough, tucko, we get the wheat bicks out. And the crumpets. Honey? And the berries. Oh, well, sugar. Sugar.

I know, I don't know. And I say, with butter, honey. Why do we teach her the word for honey? Yeah, yeah. So anyway, it's all good. It's a Friday, it's 7-Eleven. So you've done a morning poop, but you haven't had much sleep. Exactly.

And this is the thing, Angus has had less. So now we've got that to weigh up. But I snuck out of the house. Here we are. I didn't flush. Let me have sifted marinade for the whole family to enjoy. I've started doing the thing. Remember I told you a girlfriend of mine, Katie?

She does the thing where they put the toilet roll on top of the lid. Close the lid, toilet roll on. So the partner coming in goes, ah, I know. He doesn't either, I'll smell it from the bedroom. She's done again. Surely that traps you. Does that trap in stench? I think it depends.

It depends what you've produced. Yeah, you're so right. It can really permeate. You're so right. Particularly if you're in an apartment that's quite small. Yes. It's not like it's got a lip, a seal across the lip. It's just the lids come down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, how was that? Was that a plain toilet flush? There's better. Yeah, the other one had a little bit too much, This is a plane. Is it a plane? That is giving plane because, you know, they end really suddenly.

Yeah, and it's loud? And it scares you, and every time you know it's coming, you're like, ah, why don't it? And wouldn't you say plane toilet, let's almost have the millennial pause. You know, when we make video, they wait for a second, you think, did that work? And then double tap, then it fires off. Yeah. I hope you moved your hand. Where does it go?

It doesn't go at the bottom of the plane. Nah, it goes into like the bowels of the plane. And then I think. Bringing up bowels too many times. Yeah. In the belly of the plane. And then I believe it's really, really low temps. Ah, and it becomes water.

I thought that. Mushy. But that doesn't feel right, doesn't it? Wouldn't they just pump that out when they get to their destination? Yeah, they probably just pump it out. I thought there was a story about like a frozen... I'm sure it goes to a tank or something. Yeah, I thought there was a story about a frozen block of shit.

Yeah, yeah. That got expelled from a plane. Up in the air, that's what I thought. Up in the air, but that doesn't feel safe. No, it doesn't. Nothing feels safe. Unless you're over the ocean. I feel like in the 90s that used to just go in the air.

And then where everyone's like, oh, we should probably... It was just a drain. Yeah, yeah. We should probably fix this up. Mr. Shylord is Googling out there. Babs have started Googling too. This is fun. We've got it to imprompt you.

Google on. The waist goes into a small sealed holding tank in the belly of the aircraft. Small? It says small. See, I don't know if small is what you want. When the plane lands, there's a special truck that connects to a special panel underneath and it gets pumped out. Yeah, the airport. It gets put into ground facilities.

Do you reckon flights coming back? from Bali have a bigger shoot? Ah, yes, absolutely. A bigger... I've been on a jet stuff a flight home from Bali one of the toilets broke

and it's just... So not only is the pipe getting a work out but actually the... What would you call it? The where it's being stored, the container, Tupperware.

The giant Tupperware tub. Holding tank sounds better. No, in Tupper and Tupware tank of toilet poo. Tupperware tank of turd. How did we get here? Yeah, I don't know. It's going to be a great show.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So you're tired today. I'm flushed. That's right. So your cup is maybe 20% full today. Yeah, you got 80 for me, darling? Well, probably is I'm going to get these blood tests after the show, just routine checkups. Nothing wrong.

But I'm not, I have to, I'm checking if I've got a gluten intolerance, which would be funny if I did, right? My life would be over. But I think is if I did, I'd be mild because, like, I had pizza during the week. And, like, it hits me, but it doesn't rock me. Sure, you're looking for one percent. It's a punch in the face, but it's not a knockout. You know what I mean?

It's not a TKO. I still do it, but I need to do it. That's right, that's right. But I can't eat. So I have this blood test at the straight after show, but I can't eat or drink anything. So I'm like, I can't even have a sip of water. No, I can have water, but I can't have like coffee. You can't have a coffee, no tea.

Except I did, I did, this one need to check. I did chew some gum on the way here. Is that going to... Is gum food? Well, I think it can start the metabolism. I think it can start the metabolism. Oh, because the mastication, your saliva production. It'll make you more hungry if anything else.

Yeah, well, I just done that. I had about 10 chews and I realized what I was doing. Hang on a minute. This is something I didn't know about you. We've been together five years. You've just brushed your teeth. What are you chewing gum for? Sometimes I chew gum on the way to work just because I want to. Sometimes I do it for my sinuses.

All right, I'll ask no more questions. Oh, like I do it sometimes for sinuses because it like helps open everything up. Of course, of course. Like when you're on a plane. Yeah, exactly. Back to the planes. For our altitude. Yeah.

It just kickstart. I would have thought your breath is fresh. Nothing to do with breath. No, nothing to do with breath. Okay. So anyway, I started doing that today. Oh, you might have done yourself for disservice. It says it's not allowed.

Oh, no. I'm going to... Because it can trigger the acids in your body to start because it thinks you're about to swallow food. So now your body's waiting for the food. The acids are ready to take it. I have to kill me. Is that mean you have to cancel? Oh, no.

Well, you don't want to do the blood test and actually not get accurate information. Oh, God. It says sugar-free gum. I was going to text my mate, Brad. He said, gum is fine. Brad, I don't know where you're. Wait, Brad... Is Brad a doctor?

I was about to say, I'll need to hear from... I do love you, Brad, but... Are you asking chat, J.PT? Ophood 8-1-069. Can I have gum if I've got a blood? I'm going to get my blood test. But we only want to hear from doctors. Yeah, yeah, I want to hear from medical professionals.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway. Either way, you get the idea. We're in shambles. No dumb thought next. Yeah, it is. Is gum food? Can we answer it? Let's dig down on that.

Let's dig down on it. We've still got Alphox. You have a chance of 10K, 7-8. We draw the call. Fame Ricky Martin tickets today. Producers diary, but yes, no dumb thought Friday. Coming on. Jess and ducco.

There's no such thing as a dumb. Thoughts? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Those little niggly. Yep. Thoughts, queries. Inquisitions that rolling around in your brain. Right now, mine is, can you chew gum before having a blood test for something like, you know, an allergy to gluten?

That's right. That is specifically what you're up against today. Yeah. Out of habit, out of need. I put it in. I reckon I had 10 shoes and I thought about it. Oh, no. And I pulled it out.

But is the deedering done? Is 10 shoes? Shy guy has found the information that you've basically kickstarted your tum tum. Yes. The digestive process because now your tummy thinks, well, food's coming. Here's all the acids you need. Yes. And unfortunately, that can impact.

That can impact. Specifically a test for an intolerance. For an intolerance. It's something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've asked my chat GPT, you know, your mate. Chat GPT's basically looked at my test because I just sent a photo of the bloods I was getting done. Oh, interesting.

And it just says you do need to... Stop giving it such personal information about you. I don't care if it knows. I have a gluten intolerance. It'll help me in the future when the robots take over. It'll kill me with bread. He's the chickpeepers. He is weak with bread.

Get him. Oh, yeah. I'm wrong. Tell him tip top is safe. He will eat it. Anyway. Anyway, you sent it the bloods. I just passed for 8, 10 hours because of some studies I'm doing.

It's best to only have water, no food, drinks, or gum. It said gum. It said gum. It said gum. Well, I mean, I asked specifically gum. It said gum. But it answered that exactly. I then said, what if I only chewed it 10 times? But it said, if you only chewed gum or a few times, like 10 chews, then spout it

out, it's very unlikely to significantly affect your blood test results. You're significantly. But what's the point of doing bloods if you're not going to get accuracy? It's a really double. And if you can tell me right now that I'm mucked it up and get a coffee, I'm kind of in on that, too. Also, wouldn't you rather know now? Yeah, I know. Rather than get there, clarify with the pathology, and they go, no.

Exactly. Leave. I've texted my wife. She's not at wake-yard. Oh, she's a medical professional. Yeah, yeah, let's just see what she says. Because, like, at the end of the day, when she says, goes. She's now going to be tossing up between, like, oh, do I just want this done and over with?

Or, for the, for the sake, sanctity of the test. It is saying a few chews won't really change your level. Yeah, I got that. If you choose won't do any. It's saying the main concern is when people chew for a long time. And mine was, like, still so hard intact. it wasn't even all chewed and soft yet. Like, it was like, honestly, maybe 10 chews.

I think you'll be fine. Don't have a coffee. Yeah, okay. I'm going to keep going with mine. Here we go. Vanessa has called through, thank you, Vanessa. I'm a pathology collector, and you can choose sugar-free gum only. Sugar-free gum will only affect your sugar levels if they're testing that.

Sorry, sugar gum will only affect your sugar levels if they're testing that. Okay. So what gum did you have? I don't know if it's sugar-free. Is it in the car still? I don't think it is sugar-free. Oh, they're all sugar-free these days, aren't they? I can't imagine you buying something that's not sugar-free.

Yeah, I don't know. It was the green extra one. It was the green little extra one. I'm going to have to now. Vanessa makes a good point. Badsdened need you to go to my car. You know what you should do? Yeah.

Thanks, Vanessa. I was going to say take the gum, but that's a moot point. If you're going at 930, you're now sacrificing. I'm pretty sure that is sugar-free. Yeah, I think it is sugar-free. Yeah. I think I do have the sugar-free gum. All right.

We'll circle back. Okay. Without another great text. Please always put your name because we want to give credit where credit is due. Dumb thought of the day. If we mop with a mop, we rake with a rake. And mow with a mower. Yep.

Why don't we broom with a broom? Why do we call it sweep? That's so true. That's an unbelievable. Well, this is like, why do we bake cookies? Cook bacon. Geez. Now we're getting really into the weeds here. I like it. The English language is impossible.

Why don't we rate broom with a broom? I'm brooming. Hey guys, I'm just going to do some brooming. He used to always have an issue with the girls in my high school who would be like, oh, how are you getting home? Are you training? As in catching the train? I was like, that's not a verb. No, that sounds like you're exercising. Exactly. Are you training? No, I'm training.

Yeah. But see, busing. Busing works. Busing does work. Busing works. Yeah, I used to when I caught the bus. I don't know. This is going back 20 years.

Last time you said put on the bus. Oh, wow, mate. Wouldn't catch me dead on that. You've been on a bus. Yeah. Face. Your face is. I've been on a bus.

I feel sorry for all of you. And I leave. Training. I'm joking. Brooming. Sweeping. Yeah. I actually don't.

I'm trying to even last time I called a bus. Probably like a wedding or something like that. Oh, group situation. I don't remember the last time I called. It was a public transport bus. An organised bus. Yeah, an organised bus. When was the last time you pulled out your opal card?

I don't have one. I've never owned one of those. I caught a ferry the other day and I went, God damn, it takes opal card. You can just pay these things cards. You can just pay with your bank card and tap on, tap off with that now. I was excited. I've been carrying this opal card around for 15 years.

Why do you have an opal card? You fly the friend of the plane. You surely don't need an opal card. When I used the training at home. That didn't work. It was like $70 million. unused credit on people's Opel cards.

Shire, guys, so when I pulled my opal card out, I went, there'll be no money on this. I went through the rigmarole of downloading the app, remembering passwords, forget password, this and that. $18. There you go. That's 18 out of the 70 million.

Absolutely. It's all a scam from the government. Is that with you? No, no. Yes, yes. And I'm pretty sure they said, if we can deem you haven't touched this in a while, we're going to take it.

Yeah, they're going to build bike paths or some crap. Yeah, yeah. Outside the train stay. Because clearly not taking public transport, You must be on the bike, on a fat boy. We've got another text in there. I love this chat.

We've got another text in there. I don't know if we're double-8-106-9. Why do they call it quicksand when it's so slow? It's true. It is a sexier name quicksand. Quick sand is good. And slow sand doesn't sound dangerous or quicksand sounds dangerous. Like it's still dangerous even though it's slow.

Do you reckon that what it was? They got a PR team. They're like, this thing is lethal. Yeah. It's like the red back. Like, it's lethal. So you've got to call it the red back because you know red is bad or red is stop or red is, you know, emergency. Well, not according to the bomb.

Oh, Reddit. What's a bomb? Remember, the bomb? Yeah, but yeah. The Bureau changing that color of danger to yellow. And everyone getting very upset about it. It doesn't make any sense. They've changed it back. Thank you for that contribution, McCart.

Some good ones today, guys. Food for thought. Excellent. I'm no. Are we, what are you feeling? I don't know. I might take this offline a message, Vanessa. Jeff and Ducko. Right now.

Step into Uncle Ducko's sniff test. No, thank you. That's a lot of wrong. Is that a shy guy? I think it's the fact you made yourself an uncle. Yeah, I know. It does say to it creepy. Cousin' Ducco sniff test.

I don't think there's any adjectives. Maybe if we were down south. Oh, I got it. Maybe if we were down south. I got it. Step into Daddy Ducko sniff. Why don't you do the sniffing and we'll decide if we'll allow it or not? Men can smell women when you're turned on.

Body and Soul has released this article. Babs was very excited and she wanted me to read it. We better. the body and soul gang. I'm assuming it's all ladies. Are they the payroll? A Christmas car. Because, look, God, that's given us some good stuff. No money from the payroll, obviously. Payroll.

I'm sharing money. I was going to say, let's make him a handwritten note. Just saying, thanks for all the great kids. It would be my handwriting. So I'm like, did a child write this? Thank you. I enjoyed your men's smell turn on. Amongst other things. What have they done? These crazy cats. Men can smell if you are.

Oh, nay, as a lady. Your body betrays you. It's published. It's by science. They did this study at the University of Kent. Why are they doing this? Oh, that's the Brits. There's Brits.

The Brits did this. Of all the nations, relatively stuffy. Yeah, oh yeah. So I like that they're the ones to do it because they wouldn't have exaggerated anything. No. You know, if it was Americans, I'd be like, no, I don't know about this. Yeah.

Whereas the Brits did this. Yeah, they're all buttoned up. So apparently, researchers had men sniff sweat samples from women. Half the woman. It sounds like. sounds like you're doing that. It's not jarring enough. If I was sniffing that, are you kidding? Are you kidding? My nostrils can't sniff that well every time. Come on. That sounded like you. You're not going to get a clean. This is me. This is live

me. Ready? It sounded nasally. Yeah, it's nasally. Like, it's like, that's a man. Anyway, why am I doing that? No one asks you to do it. Yeah, I know. Okay, you give me your sniff. You're going to pull the bed?

Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry. Well, that's a good sneer. You give me yours. You've got good nostrils. You do, look at mine. It collapsed. God, even... That's really interesting.

I don't think I've ever done this into a microphone. You go for it. Oh, that's good sniff. Did you like that one? All right, Barbara. Shorts, yeah, yours is mine. You know, we should play. Perhaps the sell like, who's just punching nift.

You should play. Guess who with sniffs. You're my own mind. You're my own mind. They'll be like, oh. Me and Batch. Let's do that. Let's do that. Okay, we'll play the sniff test on Monday.

Anyway. Oh, I was thinking it now. Oh, you're down right now. We'll get rid of the diary. No, I want to... We'll take this meeting off air. There's something in the... In sniff, bigot.

I don't think it has to be today this hour, right? We just make great radio, just sniffing up the microphone. Anyway, tell me about... So half the women were watching erotic videos, or the other half were just watching neutral clips. Then the sweat from the turned-on woman wasn't just... It was rated more attractive. It made them horny of themselves.

So they've collected sweat samples. Somehow from women watching peon. Have a sniff of this. And then they've got his only samples in a jar. Half of them were horny. Half them weren't. Which ones are the horny ones? And the guys came in and went...

Sample three. She's horny. Yeah, she's the one. And it was correct. Yes. Yeah. This is all we are animals. It's all the pheromones.

Your body broadcast it. And then the male body responds. It is all the pheromones. So it is designed... Immediate chub. Yeah. Well, yeah. Depends who you are, once again.

Well, yes. Age is a fast-up. Let's play. Who's got immediate chump? All right, Babs and I will go read some of her porn books, her fantasy, will come in with samples.

You pick, who was reading what? The answer to be shag-ar-gai every time. Shag-a! Anyway, women on the flip side prefer the smell of men whose immune system genes, sorry, are more different from theirs. One more time. Women prefer that.

You can smell that. I mean, do you know you can smell that or is it just your body? So it's saying deep down your body you actually like someone whose immune system is quite different to yours and men can smell when women are horny. But that just checks out. Because the women are always thinking about, you know, procreation and men are just thinking about sex.

Jess and ducco. We're pivoting. We want to do something pretty exciting. We've got plenty of things to give you. We've got French magnets. We got... Look, the JD merch is great. The JD merch is fantastic.

We've got Ricky Martin tickets. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why aren't you leading with that? If you get involved in this, you could win the Ricky tickets as well. You're going the chance to win the Ricky ticket. It's the only way to get your name in the pool. And I'll be honest, the pool B chocker block. Yes.

We've had excellent contributions. Great contributions. But we aren't drawing the Ricky tickets at 9 a.m. So there's still time to high dive, swan dive into the pool. We want to play a game. We've never beta tested this game, which is usually our rule for any new game or segment. We sort of just did it on air and no dump field Friday. Sorry, in our last chat we just did, 10 minutes ago.

We were all sniffing on eggs. Oh, that's really could have been in the dump hole. It could have been a dump. Yeah, but it's all sort of blended into one this last 40 minutes. That's been our best. We were talking about sniffing. Yeah. We all went around the room and sniffed.

It would appear we all have very unique sniff. Different sounding sniffs. I wonder if it's as unique as a fingerprint. Someone sniff. Yeah, it could be. What we thought would be fun is to get rice cookers on the phone. Yep. One of us will sniff.

And they're going to guess who it is. Can you identify the nose attached? And what? If they get it right, they move on to the next one. Do you know what I mean? That's nice. So they stay on. So should we do like three rounds?

Three rounds. Carry over champ. Yeah, carry over champ. A couple of calls. All in the one. Let's go. For Ricky Martin tickets. Yeah, yeah.

13, 1060. Quick, ducco, what are we calling the game? Sniffy, sniff, sniff. Gess and Duckos, who, can you guess the sniff? Can you guess the sniff? Can you guess the nose? Yeah, yeah. Who knows?

Who knows? Who knows? The sniff. The sniff. Who knows the sniff? Who knows the nose is also good? Either way. We'll come back with it.

Give us a call. We need some happy. We did some good rice because we love our early audience. Turn your ears on. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Four Ricky Martin tickets and a swag of J.D. merch. Jess and Ducko.

We were just discussing a new study that's come out that men can allegedly smell. when women are turned on, using just their little noses. Just their nose. Doing a sniff. Yeah. That led to all of us demonstrating what a sniff sounds like. And we realise we're all very, very different. We have different sniffs.

So we're going to challenge the rice cookers this morning for Ricky Martin tickets. Whose sniff is who? 13, 1060. Who knows the nose? Lee, good morning to you. Good morning. Lee. This is history in the making.

Yeah, you're the first person ever. to play. Who knows the nose? You excited? I am. I hope I can tell the difference. Do you think you know us pretty well, Lee? Well, the sniff did sound different, but I don't know if they're going to sniff the same every time. Oh, that's true.

Oh, like we're inconsistent. Yeah. Try and do your same sniff you did before, okay? Let's try and do that. All right, so just amongst us. Yeah, someone's going to go first and you've got to guess who it is out of the four of us, all right? Okay. Hang on, Lee. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Um, it sounds like a strong sniff, maybe Jess.

Oh, I'm going to take that as a compliment. Oh, you were so close. It was so close. Okay. But your thinking was correct in that it wasn't one of the sinus issued people. So we've never played this game. Let's go again with Lee. Let's go again and we'll go to the next.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lee, it was not me. You get one more crack. Who's that, Lee? Oh, my goodness. Was that time, Ducco? Yes! Yes, it was!

The first sniff, that strong nostriled gentleman, was Shyga. But that's stuffed up. Wonky pipe was the Duckman. Well done, Lee. That's how the game is played. That's how the game is played. Lee, you're going to walk away with some JD merch and you're in the draw for Ricky Martin tickets.

Congratulations. I'm going to take my Zumba girls if we get it. Okay, I was going to say, yeah, yeah, haven't got it yet, yeah, I'm going to hear. She's thinking ahead. I like where your head is at. Now, this is a gentleman who knows us well. Mackayah, good morning. Oh, good morning, guys.

Okay, we are going to. And everyone's back on the table, Macah. That's right. Anyone can sniff again. We're going to drop the music, nice, crisp, clear sniff. Whose is this? I'm going to say That is bad

Yes Yes Okay All right All right All right Let's see we Let's roll

Let's roll here Can we go Maybe three From three with Makaya Okay Let's go Oh that's a deep sniff Oh that was a big one

Man I'm tossed up between Jess and shy guys You've now heard Shy guys a few times Yeah It just sounded a bit Like there's a bit

stuffy I'm going to, that's a hard one. I'm going to say, Jess, I think she's a big sniffer because she likes food and pasta like I do. Yes. All right. He's two from two. Could this be the golden goose?

This could be the golden nose. This could be, here we go. Maciah. Okay, here we go. Your third nose, Maciah. Oh. Could you hear that? Yeah, I heard it a little bit.

Oh, okay. It was allowed. No, no, no. What's your guess? I'm going to have to say shy guy. No, it couldn't be further from shy guy. That makes me feel better about my supposed to think about. Still, still, incredible.

That was two from three. It was. That was incredible. That was good. Well done, Michael, well done. That is. He's in the draw for Ricky Martin tickets. Obviously.

And we're going to, I think he's already got some JD merch, but if you want some more, we'll send some more. Just quick, we'll go Kai, rapid fire. Good morning. Good morning, Kai. Hey, bro. Kay. Hey, bro.

Do you reckon you can... Hey, bro. Do you reckon you... Hey, bro, just sniff it's for a Friday. Do you reckon you nose the nose? Yeah, that's so true. We're nose bros. All right, nose bros.

All right, Kai, your first sniff. Ready? Yeah, give me a second one thing. Hey, oh, you talk to over the sniff. Go again, go again, go on. Yeah, let's go. Kai, shush. In three.

two, one, here's the sniff. Shy guy? Yes, bang on. Yes, yes. All right, let's go two from two. Can you beat Mackay's streak, your second nose? What do you reckon, Kai? Man, like, I'm going to say Jess, but like I think it's shy guy again.

Oh, it was Babs. Babs. Okay. Nose, bro. Come on, bro. So, Maciah, king of the... King of the... King of the nose.

Oh, you want to keep going on with Guy. Okay. It's getting worse. Ducco. Yeah, we're nose bros. Hey, Kai, you want to go to Ricky Marley? Yes. Okay, well, you're in the drawer, brother.

Jess and Ducco. I'm hungry, man. I'm not allowed to eat because I'm going to blood test today to see if I've got an intolerance to gluten. You were really hoping the 10 chews of chewing gum had negated the fast. Yeah. And maybe you could go have your cillium husk. Yeah.

Just for some delus. I'm the oates. Yeah, I'm normally by the stage, you know, oats, a bit of banana, coffee, even up for a few hours now. The stomach is rumbling. All to find out, you probably don't have a gluten intolerance. Everything seems fine, your blood test. There was no need to do that. Great.

Like a normal person would just go first thing in the morning and get tested pre-work because we work early. The option was today, get it tested, or tomorrow morning there was some places open. I could have done it. But I just, on a Saturday morning, I don't be restricted by a blood test. You know what I mean? Wake up on a Saturday and you want to have the world at your fees. I've got to go get a stick a needle in my arm, squeeze on that squeezy thing. I want to have my daughter crying and know that I've got nowhere else to go or be, you know?

Not see ya, honey. See you. I have to go get myself pumped. Yeah, get some bloods done. We've also got a team lunch today. It's our first team lunch. Well, what a treat for you. And so I didn't, you know, I thought if I could.

Short-term pain, long-term game. Exactly. And then also, I don't know if we'd have a few drinks, if we'd be right to get a blood test tomorrow. I'm pre-planning. Fair enough. I popped into the pub we're going just to make sure, hey, I've talked this chicken. Yeah, yeah, you did a side check. I did a side check.

The chef was there and I said, hey, Steve. You've talked it up a lot. Come here. I know. He went, okay, just calm down. It's going to be good. And I went, no, Steve, you don't understand. You ducker's coming.

I've built this whole thing around his chicken. You have. You really have. He goes, I've got the day off. I went, no, I need head chef on. Is he not there? Nah. Well, who has the day up on a Friday at a chef?

Wow, because he works so hard during the week. Friday, I would call Friday a weekend. Ah, well, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Come on, Steve. So it. yourself out. Take Monday off. God damn it.

Steve assures me. It's going to be on. All right. Better be on. You better be on. So you suffer now and we will treat you with the chicken later. Okay. Well, you know, I also, this one's for anyone out there who said macas spicy isn't real spicy.

Oh my God. When we talk about chicken, let's talk about real masters of chicken. There's Frank's red hot. And Maccas have gotten together to spice up the McWings, the McGrisbee and the already mixed spicy burger with red hot sauce. After 10.30 a.m. for a limited time from Maccas. I am so hungry. You just did three minutes on.

on the lunch. Now we're talking about Macas. Where else can we torture Ducko today, shy guy? We're fine away. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabet on here, Top of Bugs. 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer.

You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time, are we applying for $10,000. Our player today is Jason. Hello, Jason. Good morning. How are you, Ducko and Jess?

Hello, Jace. We are fantastic. It's a Friday, baby, and we have $10,000 to make your weekend something special. What are you plan on spending the money on? I'm looking to buy a house, build a house. Make you buy a duck on meal because he sounds really hungry. I'm starving, Jason.

I can't have the meal just yet, but buy me meal for post when I can get the blood test. It is a very kind gesture, Jason. This would be a real test to see how hangary I get. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, food is fuel. Like, your brain needs it too. I don't really know if I get hungry, but we'll find out.

Absolutely, we will. And we're all on this journey together. Yeah. Jason, the letter you're going to work with, I don't want you to freak out when you hear it. All the letters at the back end of the alphabet seem to bristle people. There's only so many words. You only need 10 of them.

You're working with the letter you. You for upstairs. At your house when you buy one, okay? Yep, sure thing. All right. Your time will start after the first question. Here we go. Starting with the letter you, we need you to name.

An instrument. Euculele. A periodic element. Uranium. A brand. Ultra beauty. A mystical creature. Unicorn.

A clothing item. Under shirt. A country. Uruguay. A planet. Uranus. A sports league. Ultimate Frisbee.

A girl's name. Ursula. And a kids movie. What did you say for sports league? Ultimate Frisbee. Ultimate Frisbee. I don't know if that's a league. I think Ultimate Frisbee is the sport.

I don't know. Either while we had Kids Movie left in, I'd have to check it out. That damn, he was good. You're very good player. You got eight or nine. We're just chatting. Ultimate Frisbee is the sport. I don't think it's the league.

UFC is the league of MMA, mixed martial arts. Of course, of course. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not too up to date with the Ultimate Frisbee League. So I will check, Jason. We'll check that out because I also want to know. Kids movie, the only one you miss could have been up.

I'm sure you would have got that. UFA is the league. What is that Ultimate Frisbee Australia? Association. Association. Of course. Jason. Of course.

You were unbelievable. Yeah, you were very good. Oh, I nearly got there. You were close. You couldn't have got closer, my friend? That's amazing. Well done. You don't get the money, unfortunately.

You do get $100 to spend it. Budgie smuggler, though. That is all yours. Thank you very much, guys. Hey, thanks for playing, Jason. And I wish you could buy me some lunch. But next time, huh? Next time.

All he can buy you is matching budgies, I guess. Oh, Jason, I would look good in the budgies. Would look, guys. Fox 20. It's our Friday banger. It is 3am and jeep didn't that feel good. I felt nice. We felt like a nice way to welcome this young lady to the fold.

Yeah, I did. We've not had the pleasure, but I think everyone's going to be talking, thinking, speaking about Big Brother's back, baby. You know how I feel about Big Brother. I know. Always been a big fan, a Big Brother. The OG 2 when it was at the Gold Coast, Channel 10,

and guess what? It's back there. And the woman at the hell. The hostess with the mostest. Gretel Colleen, I'm sorry. She didn't get the call up. Mel Tristina did, and she joins us now. Mel, good morning, babe.

Good morning. I have to say, I was also rocking out to some Rob Thomas. That was epic. How good was it? So good to be here. Mal, Rob Thomas beat out Ricky Martin Cup of Life to get played on the radio. I mean, one of the great robberies of all time, you say. Okay, I didn't know that it was a choice of Ricky Martin.

Now I'm torn. Now you liked your Rob Thomas. But we're not here to talk about music, Mel. We're here to talk about you. And Big Brother coming back to Channel 10. Confirm, I follow you on Instagram. You're in the Goldie right now, yeah? Because this thing's starting very soon.

You're at the house. I love that Jess is like I follow you on Instagram. Girl, we've been friends for ages. I know. I know, but I just want to give, you know, you're like a big superstar now, Mel, so I know you're going to leave all your old mates in the dust. Oh, on the school bus.

That's where Jess and I met on the school bus. Did you? Do you go that far back? Yeah, that far back. Did you actually go to school together? That far back. Mel's a year older than me. She's absolutely geriatric.

Right. And this is why we weren't friends on the bus. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Because the older girls were terrifying. She was seeing the back. You're at the front. Exactly.

You know your extensions then yet as well. No, I wasn't hot. You weren't hot. It wasn't hot. Mel was always hot. That was hot. No, I really was. We were wearing blazers and oversized skirts that we were rolling up to try and look like minis.

None of us looked hot. Yeah, it is, yeah, good times. Hey, so Mel, Big Brother, you're on the Gold Coast this Sunday, 7pm. How is the house? Because it's back in Dream World. It is back in Dream World. And last night was like a massive house warming where we had a lot of people come through and see the house. It is so cool.

It is huge. It is fancy. It's modern. And I can't wait for it to be opened up to the brand new 12 housemates. Well, that's the thing. No one knows the 12 going in. obviously learn that on the premiere. But Mel, from your perspective, obviously a massive Big Brother fan. And now you're at the helm of the new iteration. I'll be honest with you,

I did not watch the show. But even I, being on the periphery, I can tell you all about Sarah Marie and the bum dance. I can tell you about the turkey slap. I can tell you about the Logan Twins. What is it about this premise that captures our attention, do you reckon? I think it's absolutely the voyeurism. It is being able to just, it's like when you go to a cafe or a restaurant and you try and eavesdrop in on someone's conversation and work out if they're on a first date or if they're fighting or breaking up. It's the same thing, but only we welcome you into the house to watch the guys. And I think it's just the actual conversations that happen that makes it so interesting.

And moments that are born that no one realized, well, the people that birth those moments, not realizing that it actually is. For example, like, you know, Game on Moles. We say it all the time, right? And a lot of us don't even know that it came from Big Brother. Now, Anna, who was the housemate that said it, she says that she said it, doesn't remember saying it, was evicted from the house, walks out onto the stage, and everyone's holding up signs, saying game on moles and calling out and calling her a mole. And she's like, what is happening? And we didn't even know that she sparked a movement.

It is. It's like, yeah, you're behind the scenes watching people live their everyday lives. But where the show, I think, fell off was when it started to get too game showy and stuff. So is this going back to its roots? Like, how's the format working? It's going back to the OG. So it's going to be live nominations, live evictions.

Australia gets to decide who stays, who wins. And there's going to be so much more that happens as the show progresses, a lot more power that Big Brother is going to give control to the audience for. Okay. And so what makes this different as well is we're also going to have a 24-7 live stream. So if at any point you think, oh, this isn't, this is, if you want to test how not edited we are, you can jump onto the live stream, or if you're just like 2am, in the words of Rob

Thomas, 3 a.m., you must be lonely. Jump on the live stream on 10 and you can just watch the house base. Because you've got 12 friends just in a house waiting for your viewing pleasure. Exactly. Is 12 less, Mel, than what? Did it used to be like in the 20s or why 12 now? That's a good question. I'm not sure why 12.

It must be more of like a logistical thing because, you know, we live in the day of cost of living. And I think Big Brother is on a budget. He can't feed 20 people in that house. Fair. Fair. Groceries. You get 12 serves of Bolognais and that's it to last you three months.

This is Big Brother. It's a real numbers game. It's very boring. He's gone, Paul. Big Brother. Well, Mel, we're excited. This Sunday, 7 p.m. Channel 10.

We cannot wait. I reckon we have to check back in with Mel. Yeah, we will. We'll check back in with Mel, the cool kid. And good luck hosting it this weekend. You'll absolutely smash it. Oh, thanks so much, Jess and Ducco. Love you guys.

See ya, pal. Friends on Instagram for years. Hell yeah. Hey, we're very close to Alfa Bucks. $10,000. This time yesterday, we got a nine. We've got an eight just before. Oh, my God, there's something in the air.

We're flirting with it. Before we do that, we're going to get to everyone's favorite game. One, two, three, three. Jess and Duckos. What's the threesome? And we are anxious to play AlphaBunk, so Shy Guy just said, let's make it a quick one. That's up to you, babe. It's yours, mate, it's your game.

You were such a stickler for the category. He's going to give us three things. They all allegedly have something in common, but we need to articulate it in the way shy guy has deemed correct. Yep. Let's go. Trombone, trumpet, two bucks. Brass instruments. Brass is good.

Thank you. Did you see his rationale there, though? It still looked like he was like, oh, that's good from Jess. I'm going to take that answer. Like, I don't really know what my answer is. No, have bright instruments written down. Next one.

The Crown, Bridgeton, the Queen's Gambit. Royal shows. British dramas. Shows about the Royal Family. Keep going. Bridgeton, Romance. What did you say? The Crown, Bridgeton, the Queen's Game.

Actually, Queen's Gambit is American. They have chess. Oh, yeah, Queen's Gambit is not. Yeah, what do you? No. It's American, isn't it? The Crown. Oh, shows with royal titles.

No. Bridgetton. Bridgeton. Yeah, geez, now I'm getting lost in the weeds. So the Crown, Bridgeton. I can't think of any actors that they have in common. Netflix dramas about royalty. Oh, so, of course.

Jess, you idiot. I absolutely should have got that. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ed Shearin, Lewis Capouty, George Ezra. British male musicians. They are. Thank you.

Here we go. All right. If Jess gets his next one, it's over. No, that's so boring. Well, that would be a fine. Be better, mate. New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox, LA Dodgers. Baseball teams.

Yeah, Jason, good. Let's play Alphabet. Well, geez. What was your next one? What's your next one? Spade Hearts Clubs. Cuts on playing cards. Card suits.

Canvas, Vans, DC, shoes. One more time. Canvas? Sorry, Converse, vans, DC shoes. Brands of shoe? Brands of skate shoes. Yeah, now you're right. We should have played our bucks.

All right. Yeah, bye. You have Turn it up. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko is 10K alpha bucks on hit. Alfa bucks. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions,

all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back if there is time. They're the rules. We're playing for 10K.

Our player, our last game for the week. Come on. There's been some good ju-ju. There has been. The past, what, three contests? Yep, yep. There really has been. So we go to, this is also a good ju-ju.

It's another Jess. It's another Jess. Hello, Jess. Good morning, guys. How are you? Babe, we are fantastic. Stakes couldn't be higher. Your last opportunity for the week.

Are you ready? Yes, I am. Great. Yes, Jess. What's motivating you? My husband and I will be celebrating our seven-year wedding anniversary on Monday, and we've never actually had a honeymoon. So I would love to surprise him.

Because currently he's working six days a week to, you know, help the family. And I'd love to surprise him with a little bit of a holiday. Okay, well, Jess, I don't know a better honeymoon destination than Vanuatu. Vanuatu. Because what letter does that start with? V. And that's what you're working with, sis. Are you ready?

That is ready as I'm going to be. Good, good. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter V, we need you to name. something that's good for you. A star sign. Virgo. A movie.

A Vee for Vendetta. A medicine. Pass. A girl's name. Vera. An occupation. A Australian musician. Dance joy?

A supernatural creature. Pass. An NRL player. A clothing brand Park Something good for you No, we've given up We've given up after 7 after Vance

Joy I don't even offence Joyce Joyce I don't even know fans choice He is It was a tick It was a pass mark Let's go through them hey Something good for you

Vitamins or Vegetables A medicine Viagra or Valium A supernatural creature Vampire and NRL player Valentine Holmes or Victor Radley And then a clothing brand Vans

Volcom Victoria Secrets I'm a shy guy's favourites. Look, you don't get the money, but you do get $100 at budgie smuggler, okay, Jess? So you pay for the trip to Vanuatu yourself, but we've got your cupboard for swimmers. Perfect.

Thanks so much, guys. I really appreciate the opportunity. Oh, God. You know, we appreciate you coming on and being positive. What a polite young lady. Yes, yes, yes. Thanks for joining the show, Jess. No worries.

Thanks so much. Bye. Hey, ducco, up next. Here we go. Last chance. And Ricket Tiki. He didn't get up in the He didn't.

He did not get up. But obviously when we give the tickets away at 9 a.m., you'll play a little bit. I'll play a little bit. If you would like to go see Ricky, you can get involved in the show next. But I'm, I had a revelation. What are you asking?

I had a revelation. Yeah. How'd you know you were done? And when I say that, I don't mean career. I don't mean within your relationship. Yeah. I mean breeding. You mean with kids?

I mean with kids. Something about being up at midnight, last night. You know what? It actually has nothing to do with that, which is so crazy. Jess and Ducco. Do you need to step into my therapy tent? Yeah, maybe.

Okay. Yeah. Oh, geez. I'll be honest, I'm still not used to the smell, Ducco. And this is coming from me. I know. And you... Famously stinking.

You left a number two in your toilet for your husband this morning to deal with. You can permit. I told you about the running I had with my neighbour who, like, didn't know who I was. And then someone told him. Someone told him. Oh, yeah. I think he brought a friend home if you get my drift. And she knew, she was like, do you know who that is?

So next time I saw him, he was like, oh, how come he didn't tell me you the girl on the radio? I went, why would I bring that? I feel so wanky. But he goes, oh, I think I'll listen once. You don't flush the toilet, do you? And I went, oh, Jesus. That's the one thing he knew about. That's like an accurate thing.

It's like a big part of the show. So he could have said he listened regularly. I was like, oh, hello, we live in apartments. I'm trying to be courteous. He's like, ugh. You're gross. Anyway. So anyway, thank you for opening the tent because I would like to workshop this with you.

Yeah. I love your hot take. But 131060, what I'd really like is for people to also share, what was the sort of line in the sand where you went, I'm done? I don't think I want more. Kitties. No more kids. Now, obviously, I would actually like to preface this because we have talked a lot about fertility on this program, given your journey. And I do want to say, I just want to take a minute to acknowledge if your journey, you're doing.

journey didn't allow you to, this probably feels really stupid and insulting, but I just want to take a moment to acknowledge that. This is a complete, silly other end of the spectrum, but I want... You've got one, and you've done something on another. Yeah, I want that on record. I take no offence. Thank you. Because right, and you speak for everyone.

Because right now, I'll be honest with you. I'm like, 95-5. Because this is up to this percentage. I think you were like, pretty, at the start of the year, you're like, I want to have another kid. I think I was like 50, 50. Yeah, and then some things have happened all year, and you're like, I don't know if I do. And it slowly went like 60, 40. Yeah, I've watched this decline.

I watched his plane come down. Because Angest was probably like 90, 10 to have a second. Yeah. Italy ruined him. Italy ruined him. After Italy, he's like, I wanted it again. So we both were sort of 50. That was when she was cracking tantrums in Italy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's when tantrum started. Yes. And it ruined his money. Yes, it ruined the holiday. At least you spent a lot of money on that trip. And it's hard to see the forest for the trees. And of course.

My dad's the one going, think what she'll be like in nine months. Think what she'll be like next week. I'm going, Dad, can't. I can't see the forest. I'm too deep. But the reason I say, as of today, the 7th of the 11th, 2025, I'm 955. Yeah. Is because a real pivotal moment happened yesterday and I went, I feel nothing.

So the first factor. She said I love you and you went, I don't know. Grim. The first thing that happened. Oh, I actually did feel something and it was negative. We have having meetings, a lot of meetings with our interior designer, who is one of our best mates. She's working really hard on our house renovation.

She's just had a baby herself. So obviously the little one comes with her to all these meetings. She was over yesterday. We're talking about tile samples. And he was getting a bit fidgety, a bit funny. And I said, do you want to have a go? Like get you self-sorted because she was, I think, going to feed him or something. So I've held him for a bit.

And he spewed on me Oh, you, because he was a spewer. No. Yes, he flows a spewer. Good memory. Flows a spewer. And I was so gross. It stinks.

And I understand it's not my flesh and blood, but I went, I can't handle this stuff. I went, I don't want to do this again. Yeah, you don't go back into that. Or bring one of these critters into my house to do stuff like this. Yeah, yeah. So that was sort of a like, oh, that's interesting. Just checking in with myself. Yeah, yeah.

But what really got me, this is why I say it's pushed the needle again. Yeah. is Angus said, I'll take him. Let me take him for a bit. And you know, usually, stereotypically speaking, when women see their partners holding a baby, playing with children, they talk about over is exploding. Well, he was also holding a new child at Uchi's birthday.

Yes, he was. Another friend of ours with a relatively young child. So he's just holding new kids. He is, because he is. He's great with little kids and he loves them and obviously these are our close friends. it did nothing to me. Seeing him cuddling, rocking, being with sweet little Ted,

I went, I should feel something. But you're not getting anything. I wasn't get, it's like I was made a stone and called me the tin man. No heart. So that sort of pushed the needle for me again to go. This ain't it. This ain't it. I thought if I saw him holding a baby.

Yeah, yeah, it would get you going. It would get me going, like some hormonal thing would kick in, some. biological need. Yeah. No. She didn't feel it. Stone. So now everything.

Is he on board with their not having a second? To be honest, we had such a shocking night last night. And the day got away from us. We've not had this. You're the first person to hear this. Me and a bunch of other people out there listening. Jess isn't having another one. And he's just texting me saying, oh, it's a hell of a morning as well.

Oh, no. Let alone how shocking the night was. But regardless, that's fine. Whatever. Yeah. But 95, 5. And I'm hesitant to say 100-0 because... You never know.

Tomorrow is a brand new day. That's right. But, you know, I'm very... Try and be very present in the moment and check in with myself. So I just wanted to know, was there a moment for other people? Yes. I would like to hear a specific moment where the kid just said or did something.

Yeah. Okay, I'm getting the snip. Yes. Yeah, what made you get the snip? What made you get the, though? You went, we are done with this. We are done with this. Yeah, yeah.

13, 10, 60. Okay. Ricky Martin tickets up for me. You can jump in our therapy tent. We will not judge you. No, we want. Jess and ducco. Jess and ducco.

We are basically asking on 131060. What convinced you that you were done? What pushed you over the edge? You were over it. And I'll be honest with you. Yep. Dear, dear rice cookers. I don't think I'm 100.

Yeah, but you're just, you don't want another child. But I'm 955. What convinced you to get the snip is what we're sort of asking. Basically, the metaphorical. literal, snip. Regardless, that literally was just on one last night. That's a tale as old as time. Seeing my husband holding a newborn, a friend of ours,

did nothing to my ovaries. It just did nothing. You were waiting to hum and they were just like... Truly, I actually really... When he said, I'll have a cuddle, whatever he said. I just went... How do you feel that cuddling other kids? Do you gravitate to wanting to?

No. Newborn scabmy. Yeah. Like, Lucia is such a wonderful size and shape, and I know you've either forgotten this stage or you're not in this stage, but this is like a, ah, I don't feel like I'm going to break you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Proven's new.

Support the neck. Yes, I've had a couple of friends be like, oh, do you want to hold her? And I'm like, no, thank you. I'm like, I don't think I'm very maternal. Hey, we're texting. 048-18-1069. I was convinced I was done one had to clean poo off the walls during toilet training, help.

Oh my God, toilet training's another beast. Off the walls. Off the walls. They're everywhere. Monique, hello. Hello, how are you? Yeah, good babe. What was the thing that convinced you?

Yeah, think I'm done. So I had three under three. Oh, damn. Yeah, I was on the lounge with our newborn. Couldn't settle, go and screaming. And then I had a two-year-old and a one-year-old just going nuts. And I thought, I feel like a Mishka doll. I've got one here, one there, one over there, and I'm at my witsant.

I'm done. Had you thought maybe four or five was in your future? Absolutely not. My husband booked in four of a sex to me. He got the snit real quick. Yeah, yeah. That's the first time he's ever booked himself in for an appointment. She's wrangling the three kids and still managed to text him.

Book in with Dr. Snip. Get it now. Heidi, on 13, 10, 60. When did you realize you needed to get the sniff? When I'm 41 and just had my fifth child. Hot damn, Heidi. That is a busy household. You must be exhausted.

I am exhausted. Four young girls that I need to get ready for preschool and school of a morning and two older kids. Some of my oldest is 19. Oh, big age gap. Okay. Five is a tribe, isn't it? See, I feel like, five is a tribe.

Heidi, I feel like you really test. You know what I mean? I don't want to be tested. You're keeping the population going. Oh, geez, five. See, I'm offsetting Heidi. Yeah, you are. She's done too much.

I'm doing too little. And now together, we've equaled out. Brittany, on 13, 1060. Welcome into you. You were done. All right, so this is going to be on record now too. My sweet four-year-old daughter helped me cook sausages last night for dinner. And just randomly turns to me and says, you're going to diet.

tonight and I'm like trying to get deeper into this because she's a little like crazy to us so I try to see if maybe she was correct and knew something I didn't know and she wouldn't say anything other than that like five or six times then I got my hubby to come in and make sure he also heard this just in case um yeah but yeah so that you're gonna die tonight I don't want to drill down because this is terrified, but was she inferring I'm going to kill you? Or was she picking up that you had something going on and wouldn't wake up?

She didn't tell me anything. She wouldn't tell me anything. She just kept, this is last night, so I made it. So that's okay. Yeah, you're right, you survived. But apparently it's from that K-pop demon kind of movie. I found that out this morning.

She's like, don't worry, Mom, it's from a movie. You're not actually going to die, mom. I thought that was a kid's movie. What the hell are they talking about? You're going to die tonight? in a kid's movie? I know. I googled it this morning.

Was she disappointed when you came out of your bedroom? Like, ah, mom's alive. My prophecy was wrong. Oh, she actually snuck into the bed last night. So, yeah, I was... And just whisper into your ear.

Dad is coming. You're going to die, Mom! Jess and Ducko. We need to get to the producer's diary. It's been a hell of a week. Shy guy's just given it, possibly the highest rating we've ever had. an 8.5, but more specifically, a replayable moment.

Let's check which. I'm very excited to see if we can pick the moment. Yes, yes. Here it is. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Ducko? I think I misunderstood what Jess meant when she offered me two tickets to a show. In true Jess fashion, though, she dedicated a whole break on the show unpacking it. I text Babs.

Any interest in insert show? I have two tickets. I get this response, Ducko. Hmm, I think I'll pass on these. Thanks for thinking of me. And I went, well, I was, and I went, brutal, man. Like, she doesn't want to hang out with me. Because my intention was, I'm one of the tickets.

Oh, so, so, like, you and her. Yes. God, you've worded that. You've worded that horribly. Yeah, it was crazy, right? You should have said, hey, I've got a spare seat to this. I'm going, do you want to come? Yeah, yeah.

Why would I just give Babs two tickets? Because you might have had spare because you're hooked up, man. You have the resources. You didn't want, you couldn't go. That's how I. Why wouldn't I have said I can't go? It sounds to me like you're already going and you already and you have two spare tickets as well.

I can't go to leave. I have stuffed this up so much because I'm sorry. Do you invite people with tickets much? But you know what's funny about this is I was dead asleep and then Jess is obviously like spiraling about it and I like woke up and there's like three messages from her about it and I was like oh I stopped off. I get pieces of audio on the show for Ducker to use wherever he likes. He asked me for something that I couldn't find so.

I gave him something else instead. And as you were here, it caught him a little bit off guard once you played it. Hey, up next. Don't look at me, don't look at me, little puppy. Once again, I couldn't find what you wanted. I should have previously. So I gave you two other options. I was going to tell you Drew, I was going to tell you Drew Bibi because I did know you were going to play it here.

Don't look at me, don't look at me, little puppy. That's not what I asked for, mate. Because I'm surprising everyone. That's what I do. And that wasn't the first time this. week where we lost it on the sound effects during the show. He went skydiving. How'd that go?

Did he slip on a banana pee? Did he survive? Because that cartoon was it just otherwise. Should have pre-listened to that. What about this one? This is the one I wanted. It's not helping. Yeah, he went to.

Oh, that's the no-splat version. Yeah, yeah, good. God damn it. We'd like to nominate doing a radio show. They cancelled the award, it's fine. I could not think of anything worse. Now, isn't it funny? We're living in 2025 with those indoor squad.

There we go, so he's just landed. That's a 14,000 foot drop. Bridgeton star Jonathan Bailey was named People Magazine's sexiest man of the year. Jason Bowdoved to fully across his work, but Ducko had never even heard of the bloke. Obviously, we all know him as Fierro from Wicked. Right. But prior to that, Ducko, we were. He knew him from?

From, he was in that other show that you really like. Yep. What's it called again? I burn for you in the garden. Yeah. Bridgeton. He was Anthony. Yes.

Who is the... Count. Viscount. Come on, mate. That actually wasn't. That actually wasn't. That one. That was low brow from me.

He's too excessive. Could have been big bird. No, snuffle off, I guess. No, Elmo. Bert or Ernie. Yeah. We're just, everyone's saying a Sesame City. Cookie Monster.

Who's left? Bernie? Who's Bernie? Did you just combine Bert and Ernie to Bernie? Who's Bernie? Who's Bernie? Is that a Gen Z Sesame Street? Bernie is real.

Oh, no, that's a Muppet. Sorry, wrong franchise. A study came out that revealed women have hotter showers than men. But then Shagai hit us with this fact about himself. Shai, what did you tell us about your showers? I have them extremely hot. I barely have the cold on and I've had a few nosebleeds because the water was too hot. What?

Nosebleeds? I just be like washing my hair and then some drops of blood will come out on my nose. I'm like, oh, it's too hot. That doesn't feel good. I like it really hot. I don't want to start alarming you, but maybe chuck that into chat. I'm getting nosebleeds. It's scorches himself.

It doesn't have like three times in the whole lot. Let me just look on. Only three times. Yeah. That's three too many times. That's just unrelated to the hot showers, but that's what I can put it down to. Chachibati says, encourage you a mate to see a doctor if these nose please happen frequently. Do we just say, don't look up Chatea Bikin for both nostrils or one?

That's a great question. That's a great question. Both are you going to say both holes. Anyway, this is a couple drops. It's fine. We should make a TikTok about that. I can't believe that. That's wild.

I'm seeing someone later today. I'll just experienced blue balls as a lady for the first time. After finally getting her hands on a meal, she has been dying to have for two months. I had to go down to Sydney yesterday afternoon. And on the drive home, I went, oh my God, this is a rare opportunity. I don't have the husband. I don't have the baby.

I've got a little bit of time to spare. I'm going to get this particular chicken and chips. That is only down there. So yesterday, finally got us satisfying. Those blue balls, and I got it. You did it. It was really underwhelming, so I was really disappointed doubly. But at least I could tick it off.

Sometimes you don't need to go back. It's almost like it's been too long. And then the satisfaction. Well, that's why they're so bad. That's why it's not going to be so bad, because you're never going to get the satisfaction. That's, I think, the builder, it absolutely degraded the elation. There's a real sweet spot, would you agree? Oh, look at you relating to the men.

For two months, I felt the pressure. Oh, yeah, I get it. I wasn't able to release. Let's break down the stigma. Let's fight the norm. I've never felt closer to you, boys. Oh, we get. Lady boom.

See you next week, rice cookers. Hooroo. Jess and Ducko. Call a fan. Call her a fake. Call her friends. I'm calling it. It's the best live performance I've seen in 10.

years and 10 years ago, I saw Ricky and Adelaide. So I would have said that then. And now I'm saying it now. And then Westlop. They're your three tops. Oh, they are. I'm seeing Gaga next month. So we'll see how she compares to Ricky.

But he is playing Monday night in Sydney. We want you to be there filling your cup of life. And then being able to rest your head at the refreshingly local, Ridges Darling Square, your home away from home. They always look after us. rice cookies. Oh yeah, we love them. And I must say, the contributions this week. They've been great. Everyone's really stepped up. They have. On what's been a weird week with Melbourne Cup on a Tuesday and, you know, we've all, you know, pushed the boat out a little bit.

Absolutely. There's a lot of honourable mentions. Too many two names. So let's get straight to the goodies. Early this week, shy go, was it Monday? Monday, Ducko. We asked the question, what's that body part that gets you going after we learned that arms are allegedly the hot bod item for 2026. We ought to be working on our arms. Shona called up, gave us this. But have you ever tried to do anything without your thumb? There's no gripping available.

There's no strength. I'm trying to do that now. I'm trying to grab my coffee cup. That's a bad digit to lose, isn't it? This is why they say it separates us from the animals, the opposable thumb. Try holding a remote control without your thumb. and pushing the button at the same time.

I love that yours is just for practicality. We're not asking, which is the most functional body part. Shona, in a partner, hang on a minute, Shona. Have you dated someone without a thumb and gone, I'm sorry, I need a thumb? Actually, yes, I have. Thumb was Tony. I was not expecting it. And what happened?

Were you just like, oh, can you just get my coffee cup, Tony? Oh. Yeah. Well, it was kind of the thumb and another finger, which was a bit unfortunate. But it was on their dog and at hand. So they weren't very good at using the thumb on the other hand. Just went into some of the great thumb chats. I was just of all the body parts, people could have batted up.

I was not expecting thumb. We've not stopped thinking about her. Shona, you and your thumbs are going to Ricky Martin. Thank you. Oh my gosh, guys, that's so amazing. Yes, Queen. Oh, wow. I love being a rice cooker.

I listen to you guys, 6 a.m. every morning on the way the dog raked. I love the dirty stuff that you sneak in when everyone else is asleep. Oh, she's a funny, you like the early stuff. Now, Shona, have you ever seen Ricky Martin live? No, I never have. Well, prepare to have your life changed Monday night, babe. You and a mate will be there. Yep, it's going to be fantastic.

I can't believe it. You guys, oh, my God. I've never won anything like this in mine for my life. Oh, God, I love you. And we love that you listen nice and early. Who you're going to? My girlfriend who turned 60, never been to a live concert and mate, we are going to rock our little butt-bop.

Get it on, bon, all the way. Yeah, Shona. Yeah. Get it done. Oh, well, happy birthday to your girlfriend. Thank you for joining the show. Thanks for being a part of us. Always, every morning.

I'm into it. Love it. Love you, Shona. Enjoy Ricky. Love you guys too. Love you. I can get out of here because I can get something to eat. I get a blood test.

I get my blood test to see if I've got Any issues? No, but first, we've just got some things to cover off. Oh, no, no, no. Next week's Call of Fame. Kendra Lamar tickets next week for the Call of Fame. And an accommodation at Ridges again, which is fantastic. Absolutely.

You've prefaced by saying you're going to need some on-air time carved out to ask for something. It's also doing with one of the tests I'm getting today. So I've got to ask you guys something on Monday. And we all know when you ask on air, very hard to say no. Very hard to say no. Put me down Monday. The wheels are turning. The cogs are spinning.

Yes, indeed. Sharga, anything you want to ask tacos? Oh, the stomach is just... No, growling at me. You haven't eaten anything since 6pm last night. Babs, quick ask a question. What was your last thing, do you ate? Besides the gum.

Oh, we had like a Moroccan lamb dinner dish. Yeah, it was nice. That's lovely. I don't feel like I haven't been hungry yet either. No, no. I'm fading. Like, I don't feel like as sharp. Have you done something new with your hair today?

Looks a little different. I'm actually thinking shy guys hair look different today. Yeah, you know why. I didn't do it. I've run out of depression. He's got the little curl coming down before. Don't act like you didn't do that on person. Boy, Curles.

He is a sexy boy. Anyway, hope you guys have a great weekend. I'll see you on a lunch in a matter of hours. I'm out of here. I'll just leave you guys with the mics on. You guys just... I don't know how to do the button. Talk amongst yourselves.

All right. Have a good weekend. Bye. Bye-bye. Bye. Step into Uncle Ducko's sniff test. No, thank you. Jess and Ducko.

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