Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Vale NPC

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

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Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs. This is the Jess and Dougro. Hi, everyone. Hey. Hey now. Jude.

Oh, you've gone now? Yeah. I went Jude. When someone goes, hey, shy guy, what's your first thought? Song. Uh, uh, I don't. I'm sorry, I asked for it. He was in the middle of sending me some audio.

Isn't it so funny? Because I listened to this exact. I backed podcast top yesterday when I wasn't here and wasn't shy guy fucking firing. He was elite. He was in a good move. He was fantastic. I went, where's that personality been

whether it's just him and I? You save that for Ducko, do you? Oh, we're saying how good the show was. Without me, exactly. And how few tech issues you had. How less stinky it was. I know we did do. We did turn the hair up to 20, but fuck me, that was good.

I've been shivering all morning. Yes, and I was like, oh, I feel so good to be warm. Have you noticed? I've been wearing 10. T-shirt. I know. I don't wear how you're a t-shirt. Did you put it back down to 19? Do you know what? I actually didn't touch it. I turned it down when I walked in. God, you're a good boy.

You're a pussy. I was going to say, let's just fucking leave it and see how long it takes it to notice, because I guarantee. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm closest. He would have had to deal with a lot. You are in a T-shirt. I'm going to jump up, but it's colder here. Yeah, your side is colder, absolutely. Shivering this morning. I, um, the wedding I had yesterday out near Canberra, so just 10 degrees colder.

Yeah. And I'm in my little dress, and I had the mother of the groom come up to me being like, I'm sorry, I just have to say. And I thought she was about to say, you know, nice service or whatever. And she goes, aren't you freezing? I'm like, no, you don't know me, but I run very hot. I'm fine. I also grew up in Melbourne. This is nothing.

Like, I am acclimatized to the cold. I thought you lose your climatized quick. Like, when I go back up to Brisbane now, the heat hits me harder. It's like way hotter. Yeah, but I grew up there. I know it. I think I also, I've told you this, I've had my thyroid checked a bunch of times. I know it's hyperactive.

People tell me it's not. Medical people. I'm like, well, how do you explain my constant heat? Yeah. I have no explanation. That's why you hate summer. Correct. I am such a winter girl.

Are you going to get your extensions out over summer? No. And it's funny, when I got them in in February, Italy was coming up and I thought, I'll get them out before Italy. I can't do a Euro summer with this blanket of hair. But I just love them so much. I just dealt with it. A lot of high ponytails.

Yeah. ponies. But you know what? We'll see. We'll see. Summer come around. Yeah. I can't, like,

yesterday it was a bit warm and I was walking. I just cannot wait for the heat. I cannot wait. Like, today's going to be 23 tomorrow, 24. You haven't been in the ocean yet. Does it have to be hot for you to go swimming? No, I'll jump in at all times. It's been harder to go swimming now with flow.

Like, we go to have the dog and the baby. So one of us isn't swimming. And then if it's, I'm like, I'm going to go and Morgan would never get in anyway because it'd be too cold. But you're like, oh, but I want to get in. It's like, well, now I can't get in. 100%. Thanks a lot, Morgan. But she would never get any way. Fair, fair, fair.

I didn't swam in a while. No, I can't remember the last time. I took Lucia down to the beach the other day because I thought, we can play on the sand. You don't have to go to the beach to go on the water. We'll play on the sand. She loves the water and she's a cold frog herself. She kept running to the ocean in her full track pants jumper.

She's loving it. She wants to get. So I took her shoes off. She put her feet in. She was loving it. I went, shit, should we go put our swims on? Yeah. But I was too much of a chicken.

She's bloody braver than I am. She liked the sand. She does. She didn't mind playing, but she was just drawn to the ocean. See, like my little sister, likes the beach, likes the ocean, likes tanning, hates sand. Oh, well, that's a really... She just doesn't like sand. Oh, so she'd love Europe, whereas just rock face, and then the ocean.

Very uncomfortable. Oh, it's horrible. It's horrible. It's the worst. Makes you realize how... Even in Melbourne, like, some of them was in Melbourne. Oh, absolutely. That's just uncomfortable.

How do you relax? Yeah. You can't. You can't relax and you can't play. You can't do throw to throw on rocks. You can't do activities. You can't do activities. You're not playing beach cricket.

Yeah. On a freaking rock. Have you been to a nude beach on rocks? That's another level of hardness. Oh my God. You know what I mean? It's like I'm getting up anal. Like when I'm lying there on a rock.

You know what I mean? It's like I kept lying directly on that rock. You're looking for the pointy ones. What are you doing? Ah. I'll be here for the next 45, Bats. How'd I go back to that, Babs? I'd let go back to that.

I don't know. I don't know. Hey, we never. There he is. See, that's what I wanted at the top here. Shy ass bits on it for me. He's a great EP. If that's what I have to do to help you, that's the most...

That's in your job description. I really want to do a work trip. Like, the four of us have to do the show from somewhere for a couple of days and just like... Because you know the one day we did do that? We went to the Hunter Valley and like it was just fucking... It was hilariously a shit show. Absolutely. I just want that for a few days.

Well, you know, I'm trying to get over the line of a quick four day to L.A. Should we all go together? Absolutely. That could be a bit of fun. Isn't that in like a week? Yeah, two weeks. Where are we out with the... I don't know.

I haven't got the guts to ask Jace for two days off. Are you going to do the show from that? I could try. Would that make it allowed? What's the time difference? You'll be doing it at like... Let me check L.A. right now. It's the afternoon.

It'll be like 2pm. When you're doing the show here. Something like that. Los Angeles and it's 4.15 p.m. right now. Okay. It'll be too bad for you. That wouldn't be too bad at all. I just want to go for the Saturday wedding.

But because of the time difference and the travel, it's like you have to eat the Thursday and the Friday. Or the Friday. Monday. And I just feel like it's a piss take because I already took a Tuesday off. Yeah, it's a time. Do you know what I mean? It's a big trip as well. And we haven't signed our contracts yet for next year. I don't want to take the piss just yet. And also

you are getting a renovation. Bro, that's the other, that's much more of an important. That is way more. Exactly. We just got some bills. Oh, yeah. How do you pay runner bills? They just rolls in. In installments. Yeah, right. And they're big ass

installment. Quick team or weddings. The installment babs would be the deposit you're looking at for a house. Like it's, it is whack. When Angus told me what are you just transferred, I was like, but where is that for you to have transferred? Yeah, where did you find that money? Where did you find that?

Yeah. I was like, you know what? Points are to get on fucking points? Fucking velocity. We're paying our builder in business class. Yeah, yeah. It's all on points. It's vouchers and points.

I fucking wish. Yeah, renovating just, I don't want to do it. No, you're so right. It feels, it feels silly to want to go to Dennis's wedding for four days when we've got a lot of bills. But it would be fun to do a show trip nonetheless. Wouldn't it? We can get something over the line. You know?

It's so wondering how many other shows I get to travel. Yeah, there's a show that's... We've got to build something. It's definitely the bullshit rule of that it's not allowed. It's definitely allowed. And like, we do stuff statewide. So as if we can't do anything within the fair state we live in. You know what we've got to do?

We've got to latch onto something. We've got to tack on to something. the medieval festival or something. You know what I mean? We've got to attach ourselves and thus we build the business case why we're doing it. You know what I mean?

Airport or something. Airport. Do we sponsor a footy club in the bush? You know? Or something. I don't think a footy club in the bush will have money for us. My mate works.

But then you get like rebel to spend. You know what I mean? We've got to look big. I thought we had a scope on Vegas for NRL because my mate works for a company. He's like, he called me yes. He's like, mate, we're sponsoring it's a radio station in Brisbane.

Because it's like the Townsville, North Queensland Cowboys. Sure. And we're doing the same with them. And we're taking the show plus listeners to Vegas. You're on in New South Wales. The nights are going. I was like, let's do that. And he called up.

And he's like, oh, no, I've checked with them. It's just a Cowboys sponsorship. Activation thing. It's like, oh, damn. But you know what? I know. My appetite is getting. I know.

I know. I made me think, well, what can we do, you know? Yes. Yeah. Anyway, it'd be fun to do. And also, just the. chaos. That would into you. Absolutely. Bab's in charge of all the tech. Oh, God. God. Yeah. Have you packed me headphones? Yeah. Yeah. What do you call

those little connector things that put the headphones? That's in. Have you packed the penis towers? Has I got five penis. She gets pulled up in customs again. The swamp crotch goes off. For some reason, they're in her asshole. I panicked. I panicked. You could have just put this in your luggage, man. Why are they up your butt? Is it illegal? I've got kilos of drugs in my house that I get through. Like, I'm just rookie. You should have double-bagged. You should have double-bbed. I'm pulling him out in front of them.

They aren't mad or they would go off. Yes, they would. You got to tell them. Remember when Babs a swamp crotch went off at the airport? That's right. But it wasn't a swamp crotch. It was, yeah. It was her rags.

Stop using that word. Why'd you bring it up to look at that? I just thought it was swamp season. I've told so many people that story. It's a great story. I mean, if you found it, we can't. Don't do this. Be fun.

Do something like some, like, when did rags get you in trouble for them? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, did you rag at the wrong time? Yeah, yeah. Rags and the wrong time. I don't hate that. Yeah, yeah. We can do that.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know, man. It's more in the bloodstone. If we can do it or not. You know what? I reckon the community, it's a good thing. Talking about it, remove the taboo. Rags at the wrong time.

That's fantastic. Yeah, where were you? You're wearing a white skirt in an interview. Yeah. That's ragging at the wrong. wrong time. You're on an escalator behind and someone behind you was like, oh, goodness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You sat

on a seesaw at a playground. Oh, you'll get a triple X. That's a wax where everything comes out and halves down stairs. Have you ever actually had it like drip through the pant? I don't have a particularly heavy flow, to be honest. But do you remember there was that viral image of the woman doing the marathon? And she was trying to remove the taboo. That was free-flown, sis.

Well, have you seen that movement? where girls are just open flowing on the ground. Yes. You know why? Don't do that, guys. Because pads and tampons are taxed. Like, you've got to make some noise about it. I'm making some noise.

I want to see you like a dog wiping their butt just sitting on the ground. You know, like it. Doing the scoot. Yeah, the scoot. You know what I'm talking about. I'm picking up what you're putting down. Anyway, ragged in the wrong place. Babs, you have to lead that because of your story.

You have some great stories, apart from the one that we already know. I'll say, I'll say, my friend told me a story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's chat. And then we can cross you, we can cross live to you. Yeah. In the airport scanner. Yeah.

Yeah. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Man, can I actually touch down here. That's what they said. It was in America, wasn't it? It was scary, yeah. And I was like, ah, that's crazy. What are you done?

Anyway. Good times. We'll work on that. Good times. But anyway, if anyone has any opportunities to take us on the road. Yeah, somewhere. We are fielding. We're fielding.

We're fielding everyone has $100,000. Yeah. We'll take it. Yeah. Because you have to fight first and we can't be left behind. Totally. We've all got a drink. I can't get one of you in the lounge.

We should do. We have one business class ticket and we have to play some form of roulette to see who in the team gets it. Oh, I love that. Imagine it was Jess again. Oh, fuck. I love that. One of us gets it. That's so funny.

My husband tells a great story. Last time him and some of his friends, they went to, I think they were going to America, actually, for Coachella. They all bought their tickets. All right. We go to the airport together. As they're boarding the flight. You know, the flight attendant goes, oh, yep, sir, you're in 24, you know, come down this aisle.

He just turned left. He didn't tell the others. He'd upgraded his own flight until that very moment. I went, that's rock star. It's funny. Actually, we get to the plane. We don't know who's got what ticket. And we just wait for the flight attendant to go, oh, you're this way.

Yeah, yeah. Mr. Shy guy. You seem to be misused. And I wouldn't look back. I'd be like, cool, let's go. See, guys. Yeah.

Warm olives. Thank you. I just have a feeling it won't be me or bad. It's like, I just get this feeling. We're just not going to have locking our side. Actually, Babs, you're in with the luggage today. Actually, sorry, man, you don't have a ticket? We need you to work.

Could you go hand out the meal to your coffee? I'm like, excuse me? The toilet's clogged, Babs. That's fine. I'll scoop it out. You probably clogged it. It's flushing a fish down there. You'll hear that in the show today.

Yes, you will. Let's get serious. There was a death. Enjoy it. I'm turning up Jess and Ducko in the morning Stop what you're doing And listen

You know I got the shit that you like There's only one show to wake up here I'm not that easy to tang Yes And that's the way we like it Uh huh, uh huh I ain't gotta explain Ducco

Wadda Wad Got him going insane Yeah Hi guys He's lawless out there online Favs I used to stick my fingers

In the tank at home And let them suck my fingers Well, yeah, talk, yeah, this is Jess and Ducko. Yeah, baby, giddy out. Welcome to Wednesday. I'm sorry I missed the rave yesterday. Yeah, well, this time yesterday, pants off already. Babs was in here, half naked, just getting around it.

Speaking of, can sweet Babs come into the studio, please? Oh, yeah. Just because I missed you guys yesterday. Babs are allowed in. I'd like everyone in a group hug really quickly. Yeah. How was it, Ducco? You were away yesterday, marrying some tight asses on a Tuesday.

I hope you heard that in the show, I did. I did. And I didn't know how to be like, well, I mean, it's a Tuesday wedding. They are wedding people. So that is their weekend. That's what they do. You know what I mean? They've got to work on Saturday, Sunday.

But no, show was good. These two are great. Shogga and Babs did well. Babs, you'd be very happy. Never sat in your chair. She stayed right there the entire time. I heard that our butt cracks weren't meeting up. So you had to stick with your chair.

My groove has remained unfiltered. Yes. But the reason I did want you in is I have a gift. Oh, gift. You didn't get in trouble. You did you send something. Yeah, what do you got? Oh my God.

When did you get that? When did you get that? On your four? Hour socials, Jason Duck on Instagram. The yellow pillow. For some reason, had your

whole bedroom suite in your car. Because my house was getting demolded yesterday. That's a whole thing. How did you land on go get your pillow? That's what I miss. Because she had it.

She had her whole duna and stuff like that in the car. But will you like go get your pillow? We said, go get it. Fantastic. Yeah. She's like, oh, do I have time? Shog and I said, yes.

We'll make time. Because she told us it wasn't yellow. It wasn't that bad. And then pulls it out and we're like, oh my God, I have. Because the line of questioning is I was trying to work out. I have stained tails that are less staying than that. It's not that bad. Did you sleep on that pillow last night?

Yeah, I sleep on it every night. Fowl. Because you were right. That looks like, no offense. A $20 K-Bah pillow. That is meant to last you a year. That's meant to last you a year. and then you upgrade.

Yeah. Oh, we should get some scientist who does the swab. Can you imagine what's living in that pillow? Oh, yeah. Our boss came in, yes, they're saying we should swab it. But we just didn't know who to reach out to. Instead of driving direct five hours home from the wedding, we've pulled in to a shop and I've got you a new pillow because I cannot,

I cannot abide by that. That's so funny. You got that on the way home yesterday? What shop did you even drive past from between Canberra? It was a bloody just some random. I was like, ah, that one looks like like Manchester and stuff. Yeah, so anyway. There you go.

And that looks like a comfy pillow. That was good. Do you know what my issue is? Is it memory phone? It's not memory phone, but I was like, I feel like a young person wants the support. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? This would be way too high for me.

Yeah. But, you know, to each their own. Yeah, I sleep on my back. Yeah. So anyway, I couldn't abide by that. Bab, give it a cuddle. Give it a cuddle. Do you want to just put your head there?

Put your head down on it. Oh, it's already yellow. Shut up. That's nice. I was thinking of you. It sounded fantastic. If you missed the show yesterday, the podcast, catch up on it like I did. But we're back, baby. Hey, we're back.

It's good to have you back in the studio. Thank you. The team's firing again. Is it good to, are you guys happy now that Jess is back? You can sort of just like. Take your foot off the gas a little bit. Yeah. I mean, no, never.

Did you hear them yesterday? The correct answer. When I was like, yeah, I was like, no, change that. They go, no. Are you having fun? No. I do want to apologise, though, for the bad luck I'm bringing to the studio, obviously. Zero tech issues yesterday.

None. I've come in this morning and Ducko has already realised there's another tech issue. We've had something going on. Before we'd be now on air. I swear I'm not touching anything on this. You hate computers and AI. I do. So maybe they know that.

And so when you're here, it's just like self-destruct. They're like, I'll give you something to hate. Yeah. Hate this. Which, to be fair, I don't actually have to do any of the tech. You're just punishing Ducco. Yeah. So, to the Gremlin's listening.

The only button I've got that's working is this. How do you solve a bad of gonorrhea? That's a lie. How do you stop an S-I that's gone too far? I reckon you get gonorrhea from your pillow. Oh, this one works. Just a little thrush. Sorry, they're working.

Thank God. I'm so glad. Thank God. They're all working. What a day! What a day. That was the collective community when they saw your pillow yesterday. We got a lot of DMs.

I was looking at those DMs last night, having a good chuckle. Oh, man. I don't want to look at. But hey, now you've got a free pillow out of it. That's true. Thanks, Jess. You're welcome, babe. And you might get another one.

Yay! Hey, big show, though, team. Welcome back, Jess. Thank you. We've got Alpha Bucks. It's Shogadipto. Yes, it is. Ooh, and he had to make a special mission for this cereal.

Yeah, he did. It's going to be a good one. A pilgrimage to all of it. Yep. I did. Try the self-scanners. Yeah, you did. They were really good.

The only self-scanters are the best. Sorry. What's a different to the self-checkout? Self-checkout. You know Woolies or Coles, it mucks up half the time? You know, you need the shop attendant. Aldi, anything you scan from any distance away, it's like, boop, you know what they're so fast.

It's that German tech, man. They know what they're doing. It is good. And the barcodes are big. Yeah, the bar codes. They're huge, but like, how... Oh, that's why. I don't just read what you had there, and I'm glad I didn't because that's the serial

today, and I'll tell you what, good luck. Spoiler. Good luck to end. Well, we all know it's from Audi, so it was always going to be out. I don't think we've ever had a box that color, shy go. No, that's the first clue. Up next I need to tell you about I'm going to bring you some science gear

Oh, fantastic It's what I do, man It's what I do Of the four of us Yeah, I'm the science guy You're the science guy That's a sad dart on the team That's the math school

Yeah, you're the science guy Yeah, yeah A guy and I still working out our stuff Anyway, some bioologists are doing some cool things With some cattle Jess and Ducko You know

We're not all too familiar With you know Trying to protect our livestock Speak for yourself. Protect our farmland. Old mate out there, grew up on a farm. Yeah, actually, yeah. Bads you'd be the most familiar with this, I reckon.

I didn't grow up on a farm. Whatever, mate. There's a giant shed. In a field. I'm done calling it. She was born with mud on her knees and a cobra on her head. Overall's on. And the wheat hanging out her mouth.

Really painting a picture of Babs. Like, that in my head is where I think she's come from. Like, I don't act. Absolutely. I've seen baby pictures. You just colour your pillow out there. Anyway, grey wolves, this is over in the States, okay? Which makes it even funny, because grey wolves over there,

I didn't realize they were actually nearly hunted to extinction throughout the US, and they were reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park in the mid-1990s. Well, there you go. Let's get some wolves back in the ecosystem. Because the wolves need protection. Like, the wolves do some good, but a lot of bad. Wolves can damage livestock. Yeah, they can damage livestock.

They kill a lot of animals. Farm life. That's what they do. You know what I mean? Now, they've tried a lot of things to get rid of the wolves. So they've tried electric fences. The wolves seem to work out how you can get through or around. They're cunning the wolf.

They are very cunning. And Grey wolves have killed 800 domesticated animals. Jeez, that was just in 2022. Jeez. Like, as in they're getting into backyard. Backyards. Eat chihuahuas. Yep, chihuahuas.

So they've tried a lot of different things. They've tried recordings of gunshots. fireworks, like voices. Surely that had spook a wolf. But the one main thing, supposedly, that spooks the wolves, is when they play... ThunderStraught! Hell yeah. Aka-daka.

Not mad about it. Yeah, they said... So what have they got big boonboxes around properties? And they said when the wolves come, they get a notification, it triggers it. Thunderstruck, specifically Thunderstruck from ACDC will play. So there's Betsy and Daisy, minding their own business in their paddy. Let me get a, let me find a cow move. Please do.

Okay, here we go. Here's Betsy and Daisy. They're just living their best. And all of a sudden. But the motion sensor has picked up. A wolf. And there. Okay.

A wolf. I've got cricket wolf. We still. Come on. Yeah. There's your wolf. Babs, give us your best how. Yeah, how?

Oh. There's the wolf. And then all of a sudden. And has that been working? And the wolves just pack her up, boys. We've got to get out of here. They scamper away. It's the equivalent for the wolf to like, you know, a baby shark.

I hate that punk rock a song. Yeah, yeah. That would get me scampering away. Exactly. How did they work out? That is the song. Or at least ACDC. Do they have the ACDC?

I reckon they just enjoyed ACDC and went, we've tried everything else. We've tried goddamn fireworks. Yes. You know, it's like, who's the one property they haven't attacked? Ozzy Shaino down the road. What's Shane doing? What's Shane doing? But, guys, I've just got ACDC on.

Blare. Repeat. Let's all do that. Yeah. Oh, my God. Brilliant. Apparently, this is really working. And then they come on after ACDC and they yell through a microphone.

Leave wolves. Get out of here. Be a tough gig, you know. Tough gig. Just trying to farm on the land. Well, the wolves out here just trying to get some dinner. That's it. You know?

They have to go find a bloody cat to eat. They're just trying to feed on Betsy. Anyway. I just. enjoy that from Australian perspective. Absolutely. Has anyone told ACDC? Don't know.

Don't know. Don't think that. Put that on their LinkedIn. They're probably getting royalties every time the wolf comes. It's within their best interest for a wolf to come. Absolutely. Yeah. I wonder if it would work with other pests.

Hmm. You know, Babs can put it up with the rats to get rid of the rats in her house. Oh, Babs. Try that. Plus just for your house, mates. All right. Give it a crack. Yeah.

She's got rid of the mole yesterday. The rats next. Rats on the next on the to-do list. Jess and Ducco. Ducko, as I said, I think we owe an apology to my husband, Angus. Oh, yeah. It does a lot for me. He does a lot for this show.

Yeah. But we've triggered him in recent weeks. There's a great competition we're running. It's called Five Star Fly Away. Yeah. This week, you can go see Mariah Carey in Bangkok. Carrying the Cock. Last week, you could see Ed in NZ.

Oh, yeah. And we were making references to after nine, you're called. You could get in the hitboarding lounge. And they're shy guy shaking cocktails. This is a little bit of what we were. or having a fun with. And then Shaw Guys in the back making Cosmos. Cosmos.

Everyone loves a Cosmo. Tom Cruising it over there and Cocktail. We'll call it. Shy Guys Five Star Cosmo. What a name. My gosh. It rolls off the tongue. I can see it in neon already.

I've seen longer at a bar menu. But we were sort of referencing, that movie Cocktail with Tom Cruise. I'm pretty sure it's from the 80s where he plays, you know, a bartender. Yeah, yeah. So that was a bit of a running joke. continues to be. My husband

text me after one of those references, Duck, and I've been meaning to bring it up with you. He text. You've triggered me talking about the Tom Cruise movie Cocktail, because you know my husband works in pubs and clubs. He goes, when we would have

new staff members start, they would get an onboarding pack, things to help them in their job with us. It would include a copy of the DVD cocktail. No way. Because we thought it was a bit cool. Like, you're going to be a bartender.

He's a copy of cocktail. He's a Blu-Rae of cocktail. He's a, well, this is... This is DVD. This is just after VH. I went, that's so funny. Like, I love you guys. You know, they're old dads trying to be cool to the 21-year-old.

How did that go down? He goes, we stopped pretty quickly because none of them cared about the movie or knew what a DVD was. He's like, is there a phoner in that? Like, what cool thing did you work? you when you started. I was like, I don't know if it's cool, babe. I've got a scene from Cocktail here. Oh, yes, please. They are. It's an old movie. What about a hundred pound ballerina that's been speeding for three days?

Just open the door and let her pirouet out in the street. Well, these are just some of the tasks you'll be asked to perform, young Flanagan. This is the Upper East Side, the Saloon Capital of the World. Big Time. Are you ready for the big time young Mr. Flanagan? I think I can handle it. It's so funny. That's Brian Brown playing opposite Tom, who is Australian. I know. But doesn't it feel like he's putting the accent on?

It does. Whenever you hear an Aussie accent, particularly in American movies next to an American, we sound so like, it sounds so Aussie. It's so ochre. Yeah, it's kind of boring. But I just love that. That's what they tried to do to be a bit cool. That's funny.

And get people in the mood of like, yeah, I'm going to be like Tom Cruise, shaking margaritas. You're working at a club, babe. Just learn how to work out vodka London soda. Yeah, that's all it is. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions. All started the same. Let us have to that your first answer.

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What are we spending $10,000 on on this lovely Wednesday? Oh, there's way too much to spend. You could do a bunch of things. things. Yeah, but probably something really boring, like renovating the kitchen because it's like stuck in the 90s. Okay, well, you're going to love this, Adel. Your letters are, R for renovate.

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Starting with letter R, we need you to name a sport. Four. Oh, good God. Um, ruby. An animal. A rabbit. A drink. Um, rhoboth king.

A beauty brand. Um, oh my gosh. Rebel. An animated character. Um, um, Roger Rabbit. A video game. Um. Roblox.

A fruit. Oh. Never seen anyone as happy to play and laugh. Uh-huh. Roger Rabbit. Yeah. So giggly. Oh, it was infectious.

Uh, you got yourself six. Uh, you got yourself six there, Adel. Uh, fruit you would probably got. I'm sure you ran out of time. Razby or rock melon is what we're after. Everything else you answered, you got correct. A drink, you did say some form of tea. Yeah, do you say Royboss?

Ribos, yes, yes. Okay, there you go. Good answer. Is that the one you have when you're pregnant to, like, rip in your cervix? I don't even drink. I'm not going to answer that because that's over to you, Adele. I'm asking you. We're asking you cervix question.

Sorry, Del over to you. I think it is. Yeah. Is that the tea you have, Adele, when you're pregnant? No. No. Okay. That's a different tea.

I don't really like the taste of it. I need to know what this tea is now because I've never heard of it. Look, Adel, you don't get the, it's healthy. Good. That's probably why you don't like it. You don't get the cash. You don't get $100 to spend at O'Brien, though. Thanks to the legends at O'Brien.

All right, Eric, excellent. But, all right. Thank you, Adele. All right, thank you. Thank you. Have a wonderful day. Ducco, we're just circling back quickly. Yeah.

I was thinking of Raspberry Leaf. Oh, Raspberry Leaf. That's for ripening of the cervix. Oh. And Roy Boyce. Can anyone have Raspberry Leaf, though? Is it just cervix ripening? I'm sure anyone could have it, but it has that alleged benefit.

Like, if I have it as, you know, nothing's happening to me downstairs. You know what? Let's get you on it for a month. Let's just see what happens. And it has, Rosary tea, has like, a little Astrokes being like, don't drink this until you're about 30. eight weeks, because if your cervix ripens early, you can go, you know?

Pop it out. You can pop it out. There you go. Just Roy boss, it's just a random tea. Just a random tea that Adel doesn't like too much. There you go. First chances at the Call of Fame coming up next as well. Do it after Jay-Z, Alicia Keys. Empire State of Minds. Jess and Ducco,

happy Wednesday. Jess and Ducko. Right now, I want to know on 13, 1060, what'd they steal? What'd they steal? Have you had anything stolen? Big or small? I'll accept anything. This could get quite scary, you know? I've never personally been robbed, but stealing things because we're talking car sales specifically. Sorry, you've never been robbed. Not me personally.

Nothing pinched. Never pickpocketed? My, no. That's actually amazing. I'm so low to the ground that it's hard to pickpocket me. You know what I mean? Only toddlers can do it and they haven't quite finessed. I'm groin hot so I can just see everything.

In fact, I'd be the perfect pickpocketer. You would be the perfect picket. Off my person, a camera was stolen. Like literally out of my bag. Nothing feels more violent. Yeah, they did it when you were like slight of hand. Yes. And we'd just been to the Vatican

and taken photos of the cysteine. And you're not meant to? And it just felt like God went... You're not allowed to, bitch. And stole my camera. That's exactly. He looked at, he went down. It was immediate punishment.

Yeah, 100%. You did deserve it. That's a really hit. That's a success story for the church. But one car has pinched every 11 minutes in Australia, according to the new Bureau of Statistics. Every 11 minutes, that is a highly stealable item. Supposedly, you know, you see all these things because of TikTok trends, etc.

You're seeing it all over the news. Car theft has gone up so, so much. Yeah, and the idiots post about it. Yes. So cars, more than 60,000 cars were stolen nationwide last year. 60,000. We're living in Grand Theft Auto. Truly.

Insurance claims have doubled since 2015. $428 million worth of claims been put in last year alone. The youth man. It's got, so there. Why they're doing, thieves are using something called OBD, basically units to program, they mimic the keys, and then they can then get in, right? Because now we're all electronic. Yes. You just go, beep, beep, beep.

You're not having to hot wire. You go, beep, beep, beep, but. Look at that electronic sound. And that's, um... Why don't know why we ever get sound effects? Haven't you seen Gone in 60 seconds? That's how they did it. What is the car's name?

Eleanor, baby. Eleanor, baby. Eleanor, don't do this to me. I freaking love that new. Angelina blonde. We've got to watch that again this weekend. Me too. Let's have a part of it.

Oh, my, isn't it a great film? Oh, Eleanor. That's where I learned all my car thievery from. Have you seen it, Shaghery? No. Oh, you'd like it. You would like it. You would like God.

Nicholas Cage, H.O. Lee. Oh, my God. That is an unbelievable. It's a film. It'd have to be top three Cage. Up there. Up there. It's up there a national treasure, for sure.

And on a scale of gone in 60 seconds and fast in the Furious, You know, of car-themed. Oh, yeah, no, it's a good film. It's fantastic. You actually really, really like it. It's on Netflix and Disney. I'll give it a watch. Please do it.

Do it. Come to our party. Okay. You're invited. Anyway, apparently they're doing that gone to 60 seconds style stuff. The police are working on a new technology that would pair of vehicle key to the driver specifically. So basically you can't minute the keys. Yeah.

So if someone had the keys, they couldn't break through an anti-theft system. Apparently, that's on the horizon. When we've got to open our cars now, we have to scan our retina. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that would be, yeah, why not? Oh, thumbpad. But do you want to know the cars that are the most common getting stolen in Australia? The Suzuki Swift.

Ooh, is the Swift in there? No. They look pinchable to me. It looks like you can just pick them up and put them in your pocket. Suzuki Jiminy. The Kia is getting stolen. Jeeps. Jeeps?

Jeeves. Oh, I guess they're like a luxury. Izzuz. Land rovers and Volkswagen. Lots of Volkswagen is getting stolen. But the most common and most stolen car in the country? The Commodore. Hang on, they're not making Commodores anymore.

They're a collector's item. So is that why? Because they're a luxury collector's item. The price point's gone, huh? People want them. People want them. I don't feel at V6. The Commodore.

My dad used to have a Commodore. My father-in-law still does, and then he bought a Tesla, and he refuses to sell the Commodore because it's like his manhood. And so it just sits in the garage, but he doesn't drive it, but it's a collector's a lot. Because a car needs to be driven. Oh, he gives it a little whirl every other. I think he goes in.

Again, he's gone in 60 seconds and thought it's anything. You've got to give them. the car some love by getting behind the wheel. I'm pretty sure Nicholas Cage makes love to a car of that movie. I just watched the trailer. It's quite the movie. It looks like it's a great. It's a great film. It's unbelievable.

Yeah, it's good. Anyway. All the cars have names. It's great. 13, 1060. What'd they steal? What'd they steal? My mum, her favourite story.

Ah, brings her a lot of grief. Yeah. When they first bought their house or built their house, I should say, you know, it's all new appliances. It's all new stuff. I don't think that invested in the lock system very well, Doco. Yeah. Someone breaks in.

Yeah, they pinch some electronics, a few bits and bobs. her biggest gripe went into the fridge and ate her cherry ripe. That is a real violation of privacy. Discarded the rapper on her kitchen floor. She probably wouldn't have known. Also, cherry ripe. Yuck.

Oh, no, we're a big family of cherry ripers. She probably wouldn't have known if they'd just taken it. Because obviously, you're reeling. They've pinched the TV. They've stolen some jewelry. That is like peeing on you when you're down. That is really bad. They were broken into two decades later and they stole all their jewelry.

And she brought it up again. She goes, as bad as that time, those people broke in and stole my cherry right and then left the trash. Cherry right. That is an insult. It's one thing to steal Macommodore. It's another to pinch me cherry ripe.

Riley, on 131060, what'd they steal, Riley? Well, we in Bali and I got my phone, wallet, vape, and then my mum got all the stuff out of a purse and my dad got all these stuff stolen and... In the one hit, in the one go? Oh, it was about over an hour. Riley, obviously this stuff was in your accommodation. Don't say it was on your person. Yeah, out of her pockets.

Out of your pockets? Yeah. Were you... Jeez, were you drunk? Yeah, was just saying, were you sober, Riley, or are you having a good time and you just sort of blinked and all of a sudden your strawberry vape was gone? Oh, well, we're on the verge of a bit tipsy. Oh, God.

And they would have been watching you probably, Riley, watching the family. Yeah. But the worst thing about that is the vape, Riley. Jeez, that's a tough carry. I had to go buy a new one. Riley, that's like my phone, my wallet. Ryan's like, my Kiwi, babe. Hey, 13, 1060, perfect.

Thank you, Riley. What'd they steal? What'd they steal. Can be a car? Can be a vape? Yeah, was it off your person? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Jess and ducco. Jess and ducco. Now 131060, we're asking, what'd they steal? Yeah, new researchers come out saying the Holden Commodore. Yeah. Getting pinched.

Was it every 11 minutes or something ridiculous? Well, not specifically a Commodore, but a car in Australia. 60,000 cars were stolen nationwide last year. Insurance claims have gone up. 428 million claims in. The Commodore amongst the most common stolen. Which we get, because they're not making any new ones. So people are going, well, the only way I can get my hands on it.

I've checked car sales. Roger down the road's got one. Car theft is just annoying because then it's like, you know, the police these days are bad. It's like, oh, well, it's another one gone. And you find it, like, crashed down the road. 100%. We had some family friends. woke up to their

quite a luxury car being pinched from their garage and they watched them just drive down the road. With young kids too. It is crazy. But we want to know what they steal.

What they steal. Benny, good morning. Good morning. How are you going? Yeah, fantastic. Turn the radio down in the background back. Yeah, so we don't hear ourselves through you. What has someone stolen from you?

So when COVID first actually started, we'd done some shopping and, And when we come back home, we're taking the groceries in and we had some car pull up out the front. And they actually stole on the toilet paper and our baby formula from the boot of our car. Shut up. What? That is heinous. Bizarre.

Oh, my God. The toilet paper makes it the baby formula too. Like that, Ben, obviously you have to make that trek. You know, if you can't do it in one mission. But that is safe. Like, that's mine. So my property now, I should be allowed to, in my community, leave my boot open for two minutes. Yeah, that's it.

Baby formula is really bad. We've just had a newborn baby again, and we're having the same problem. Like, every time we have a baby, if we've got to change formula for allergy reasons or whatever, we just have the same problem that every time we go to get more formula, there's none left because they just kept taking it. Jesus. Bizarre. That is crazy.

There you go, baby formula. Remember when we were all going nuts over formula and toilet paper? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wasn't that a time. Ah, good. Hey, we go to Morgan. Good morning, Morgan. Hey.

Hey. Hey. This isn't duck those white, Morgan, is it? It doesn't sound like it. Great name, though. Great name. What did they steal from you, Morgan? So my brother-in-law passed away at the start of the year, and we were cleaning out his house.

Anyway, a few days later, we went back, and they, the friendly neighbors, will put it, had stolen the pot-pleton. and some of his gangster clothes like he's from the 90s. Oh, what? So, like, they knew he died and they were like, oh, well, he's not going to use it, and they just went and took it. Yeah, so, like, friendly neighbours will say that, um, yeah, tell things for certain things. Wow.

Do you know if, sorry to hear about, he's passing, obviously, but did you know, did they have beef while he was alive? Was it? No. No, okay, so they've just seized on the opportunity. They just thought, geez, he takes good care of them. He's going to come back and haunt them. He can't be doing that nonsense.

Who does that, though? Someone's passed away and you're like, I thought Morgan was going to say once they were going through his stuff, they found something that he'd obviously stolen from them. You know, what a way to find out eventually. Michelle, wrap this up for us, babe. What'd they steal from you? Pretty much my whole entire house. What?

Yeah. I had sold a house and was in the process of buying a new house. There was some delays, so we put our hole in by a house into a storage unit for two and a half weeks. Went and stayed with my mum. And when we got the keys to our new house, we went to the storage unit and it was practically empty. Jesus. Oh, my God. Surely there's cameras and footage and security.

What happens? It was meant to be secured storage facility. Cameras, but the cameras only faced out the front. not down the aisle of the storage units. You even needed a code to exit the storage facilities. Oh my God, it's an inside job, Michelle? It does feel inside job, he doesn't it? 100%.

The devastating party is they took boxes, clearly labelled photos. Oh. And my children were born in the early 90s. I have no photos of my children. Oh, it's all printed photo. Who does that? Who needs that stuff? I know.

Who's that? Like, yeah, that's so weird. That feels even worse than other items. Totally, totally. Yeah, really personal stuff. Oh, Michelle, thank you for sure. You just have to start again with all your stuff. But some stuff is replacedful, obviously.

There's lots of stuff. My father passed away a couple of years ago, and there's stuff from him that I cannot ever replace. Some of my photos were found in a small country town on the side of the road, but they had broken all the photo frames and the photos were ruined. Oh, man. How far away from home are the stuff ended up? No.

That's crazy. Horrible. Thank you for sharing. People suck, Ducko. And doesn't that put the cherry ripe into perspective for you? I'll let my mum know. Jess and Ducko. I reckon producer shy guys having a glass of milk.

Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My moot, man look. I'm so excited. I want shy guys' box. You should be because on Wednesdays we dip. Just had a look at today's box as well. It's a tough one. Remember, he went on a pilgrimage to Aldi. He had to go on a pilgrimage to Aldi.

That's a free clue from Jess and Ducker because we're going to be here a while. It's a niche one. Shy guy has many skills. Oh, yeah. After I was away yesterday and I caught up on the podcast, I think we can chalk up talking into the big stick as one of them. Hey, he did the rules for Alva Box and didn't butcher it, you know? Is it me? Am I the problem?

No. Because you seem to lift when it's you and ducco, but when it's you and me... Because I'm not doing anything on this side on those days. Yes, when it's you and me, you have to also do Ducko's job. I appreciate that. But one of the skills we cannot put on his resume, giving clues. Bad at giving clues. Describing things.

Horrible of that. So he's going to try his best to describe a box of cereal. If you can decipher the clues, you win an unopened box of that cereal. I wonder if you'll want today. I don't know if you would. I'm keen to try it, though. I wonder how they do taste. But you also win a fridge magnet.

You win a jiz bit. You win a mootty, a bottle opener. A bottle opened up. We'll put it all in a mootty. We might name a fish after you. We do have a fish update coming on the show this morning. Oh, jeez. We've had a death in the tank.

Anyway, let's not get into that. No, we're trying to be up for this. Sorry, yeah. We'll get down later. Shaga, first clue, please, for the people. First clue is... What do you got? Box is purple.

Ooh. And bonus, because you've been listening. Aldi. It's from Audi. We have never had... That'll be it. A purple box. No.

131060. Give us a call. Purple box. First cab off the rain. Get another clue. Another clue as well. Jump on in. Jess and Ducco.

Jess and Ducco. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My Gai Gai Dips. I'm so excited. I want Shy Guy's box. Can you hear that rustling? He's just pulled it out of the box.

Oh yeah? Oh, you got it. The purple box, which was our first clue. Ducco and I are very happy to give a supplementary clue because you can't be here all day. Give me a try one of these bad boys. From Aldi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to try one of these.

Oh, God, looks like rocks. This could be another clue. Here's my crunch. More crunchy. Hey, Chantelle. Yes. We've heard it's a purple box, babe. We've also given about three supplementary clues,

but you get an official supplementary clue. I don't hate it. I couldn't eat a box. I just eat having breakfast over there. Couldn't not have a bowl of that, Chantelle. I'd say that much for free. What's your actual clue for you, Shantel? Actual clue for you, Shantel.

Chantelle, there is a fox astronaut on the front of the box. He's painting a picture. Chantel, what's your guess? Well, it's not what I thought it was, so that's not helpful. Well, pivot quick, babe. What do you got? What was the clue of Fox Astronaut? Fox astronaut, Purple Box, Aldi.

Oh, the Cocoa Cosmic Stars. No, no, hang on. She's close, but are we paying it? I'd pay that. I mean... But it's wrong. Okay, I mean, yeah. Yeah, the integrity of the game.

I didn't realize what was wrong until I had to reread it. Yeah, you have it. Yeah. Chantelle, really clearly, what's it called? No, now have I said it wrong? Quickly. The cosmic stars? You said Cocoa Cosmic Stars and I just...

Oh, no. I'm a stickler. You're a stickler for the role. Our whole world is words. It is words. Yeah, I mean, I read, I'd even realize that that rogue thing was there. So we go to Katie on 131060. Chantelle has crawled so you can walk, I think, Katie.

Yeah, it's totally the Choco Cosmic Stars. Yes, Choco. There it is, Choco. Is Choco not Choco? No, Choco is the vegetable. This is Choco like chocolate. Chaco does not roll off the tunnel like Cocoa Cosmic Stars. Chantel's going to have to get a supplementary.

We'll throw her a bone. We'll give her a fridge magnet. Because she really did do a lot of, actually, she can have a fridge magnet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, geez, Katie. I'll give her a mootty, too. Oh, nah. Katie, well done to you.

You've just won Shy Guys box. Awesome, yay. I'll be honest, I thought we were going to be here for about 20 minutes. I think we gave too many specific clues because we presume no one would be here. We went too hard. I mean, there might have been some Googling going on. Yeah, absolutely. Do you like the Shokko?

Chocco? Katie? Yeah, well, I get it for my son. Oh, yeah. It's a children's, isn't it? Yeah. Look, it's got a rich Chocco tap. It's a knock-off cocoa box.

Ah, yes. Oh, Shire has disappointed. There's a fun game on the back. They're shaped like stars. It's chopper flavor. Damn. Look how much preppy done. If you hadn't freaking opened it,

we could have given Shantella box as well, but now you've put your dirty fingers in. Well, Shantel might like the open box. We don't know. Shantel. Anyway, Shantel's online. Katie, we need Katie to say the thing. We do, Katie.

We're going to need a nice crisp, clear. Hi. My name's Katie, and I'm so excited. I just won Shai Guy's box. Okay, Katie. Hi. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on, hang on.

The director is speaking. Oh, Katie, I'm in the chair now. Okay. Roll me, shotgun, are you rolling? Roll them. Okay, Babs, are you rolling? Ready. Okay.

Okay, and, oh, can't be lively. Action! Okay, hi, my name's Katie, and I'm so excited. I just won shy guys' spots. Wow. Jesus. Wow. I thought we were going to be here for a lot longer, Tucker.

Katie is a star. She's amazing. You're welcome back in time. She's a chocolate. She's a chocoose. We're going to speak to a very, very cool relative of mine. Yes. He hunts for shipwrecks.

He's paid to do that and he's got a show on the Disney Channel. It's called Shipwreck Hunters. Ryan is going to join us just after 730. From the Deep Blue, I assume. Yeah. I don't know all about that. What did I say? That's been around for about 10 years.

Sorry, he's not. She's still watching it. It's a bigger deal than Wizards of Waiverly Place for it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Massive Wizards of Waverly Place fan. My, so Selena got her start, pardon me, for appreciating where she got her. I want people to know where to go to what you're coming. Yeah, Disney Plus.

Thank you. I don't know if you can't. You type in Disney, it'll pop up. Three month subscription. Oh, yeah. Disney Channel Disney Plus. Ryan actually would be really grateful. You corrected that.

And Disney. Oh, yeah, them too. After 7th 3rd. Well, have we got that out. Thank you. Watch I, Carly. Oh, yeah. That's Nickelodeon.

Yeah, yeah. Just stop. Ducko, please, any... What I was going to say is, have you noticed it changed to me today? Like, have you noticed that I've got massive BDE? They're definitely an earthy assent emanating from you.

Oh, yeah. You feel that? I feel that. You missed it yesterday. Because obviously you're away, and I updated the team on my new mower. I got a new mower. Well, on Monday, you partly had a go at me, via extension to my husband.

What did he say about himself, while I? He was a bit like, Uh-huh, Sucker. You enjoy it now. He was a bit like, I can't believe it's taking him this long to realize what I gave him was a hunker joke. He's clearly not mowing that often. No.

Because that should have carted it sooner. Yes, my husband gave you a hand-me-down electric mower. Yeah, it didn't want. Because I bought my husband a new one. He went, ah, Daco doesn't have one. You could have my crappy one. Yeah. You also had been gifted another one.

I'd been gifted a petrol one. That was a hand-me-down. But that also was crappy. The wheel broke. So I'd never bought my mower. So finally, you put some money where your mouth is. You can sport your own. Well, it spent 500 bucks on the bloody Victor Supermulture.

And I tell you what. At first I was like, I don't understand because a bunch of dudes were my DMs. Like, bro, this is the best feeling ever. Oh, my God, I'm so jealous of your first mowing and all the stuff. And I was like, I don't get it. I didn't even realize the mower that you posted about. It had like the iPhone sticker screen. You know what you buy a new phone.

Yeah, you take that off that. Yeah. Your mower had a version of that over the Victor logo. Hell of a machine. I had a lot of dudes messaging me. Shagos even like, this is exciting. And then so yesterday, yesterday, I, After I peeled the sticker off and I had my first mo.

I get it. Hang on. Let's back track. You didn't buy oil for your mower. I didn't have to go to another. What did you need of oil? So I told me to get this mower. I didn't know it needed oil.

I thought it would come with pre-oiled. And then you've got to get the right oil. And you don't want to oil too much because then it can break the machine. So that was a very, you know. You can't be putting canola in there. It's got to be special. Certainly no cooking oils were going in there. And no car oil either.

Small engine oils. Okay. That's actually a good lesson. Had to go back to bunnies. Get the oil. Then in between Flores weight windows, didn't have time to mull at the day I got it. So I was just, I was thinking, I was dreaming about this thing all night. The blue balls you must have been getting.

It was the quickest moe. Like the best ride I've ever had, but the shortest. In terms of like. Well, that's nothing new for you. It was right up my alley. It was a hell. It was a storm and a teacup. The quickest.

It was so fast and it did such a good job. I literally got my wife outside. And I say, come check this out. I put a video up. And she was not as impressed as I thought she'd be. But I tell you what. Lucky you had a lot of dudes. You got a lot of dudes in your online community.

They gave you the kudos you needed that your wife was not giving you. I had guys that I've never spoken to before, Slyther into my damn, like, brother, much respect. Did you have a bunch of requests in the request folder? Hell of the machine, my guy. And then everyone just started talking about lawn stuff. And I was like, this is another side to the internet I've never seen. Did you tag Victor?

I did, yeah, yeah. Have they got in touch? Well, it was me having, like, gyrating on the mower, I think, which didn't help my kids. case. It wasn't an app. I must say, your hip mobility, very impressive, my friends. Quick and short, baby. Nice and load

of the ground. Jess and Ducco. Don't forget our five-star fly away. Your chance to see Mariah Kerry in bankhole. That's right. We are talking. Luxury accommodation. Private driver to the gig. Yep. A thousand dollars spending

money. Oh my God, let alone obviously tickets to see Mariah Carey do her thing. Oh yeah. Before she comes to Australia for Friday's live, go see her in Bangkok. Join the boarding lounge after nine. Shagga's making Cosmos, Bab's cutting off the crust to the sandwiches. Absolutely. And coming up as well, before 8 o'clock, before Alphabox at 8, we have to have a service,

I believe, for a member of the team who is departing. Or has departed? Yeah. They're not on life support. We've had to pull the plug. It's not good. Yesterday I took the day off to conduct a marriage ceremony. Yep.

Did you know in my training, Ducko, to become a civil marriage celebrant, I had to do a course in funerals. So you can do funerals legally? Yep. Wow. Well, there's no legal element to a funeral, to be honest. It was more... My good money in funerals. Death is always coming.

You know? I don't want to be grim, but... Yes. Yes. I've actually had someone asked me and I went, no, thank you. Should. I can't. So today...

You can do the fake tears, can you? Oh! No! Oh, I'm so sad. Why? Why? Why? Anyway. But lucky I've had that training.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, yes, before eight. We have a funeral for a team member. Yeah. Don't go anywhere. But up next, though, we're talking to your cousin. Oh, my God. My cousin who lives in W.A. has been hunting for shipwrecks.

Yeah. He's a shipwreck hunter. He's a shipwreck hunter on Disney Plus. Disney Plus. He's got a show. He's going to join us. What's his name? His name's Ryan.

God, I can't wait to chat to your cousin. We couldn't get Nushy, but we've got Ryan. I want a nushy. I'm sorry. She's too busy. She's got other press commitments. And you, Nush. And I'm not related to Nush.

Fair. I am. I'm only related to Rye. She's like, oh, my cousin, Ducco. That's a hell of a Christmas table for your play setting. Nushy and Ducko is a great radio show. Nush in the Dark. Next time I'm off.

Yeah. I'll get Nushin. Yeah, I'll see. Ah, Shagai did a good job yesterday. Yeah, yeah. He stepped up. He did. He's exhausted today if you can't tell, though.

His battery is trained. Contributed so little to day. You are just, did you go home last I'd have a lie down? Bad than that. Babs and Shogga redlined yesterday. See, it's not that easy. No one said it was easy. We got Shipwreck Hunter Ryan joining us after disco lines in Tanashi.

Again, not Nushy. Ryan. Jess and Ducco. Back for a brand new season. You might have loved season one, but Shipwreck Hunter's Australia, season two's just dropped on Disney Plus right now. And Ducco. You've got a connection.

I've got a connection. And I'm very proud to say that my cousin. Yeah. in law, but we can drop. Nah, just cousin. My cousin is one of the shipwreck hunters. What I'm here is, you're a shipwreck hunter. By association, I guess it's my DNA.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is coming from someone who is scared of the deep blue sea, and my cousin has chosen to dedicate his life to unearthing shipwrecks. Yeah. It is unbelievable. Ryan Chatfield joins us from his home in W.A. Where the crew is based, RISI. I mean, firstly, congratulations on season two.

how amazing is this you've made your job hunting for shipwrecks it must feel pretty surreal it really does and hello to your cuss it's great to see you it's a family of here hey cuss ducko and i like siblings so technically he's your cousins it's amazing and you're right i got to turn the passion into a career and we're just so so lucky to um to be on this journey we've it started out making really poor quality videos on gopros when we were when we started and now we've got this huge wave and support from Disney and it's you know

it's streaming globally to over 150 million homes around the world and we've managed to find two undiscovered shipwrecks which is is just a feat in itself like these things are so hard to find and you're up against so much and we nailed it and how do like coming that's a tough sell to Disney right like hey we want to do this show we might might not find anything, but we might find something. You on board? Like, how did that happen? Yeah, it is a little bit like that, I guess.

The thing with these, I mean, there's a lot of shipwrecks around the world you can imagine. And in W.A. alone, there was, they reckon there's around, you know, 15 to 1,600 shipwrecks along our coast with only a third of them being found. But they don't all have compelling stories. What we dive into is the stories of survival and the wrecking event, and you've really got to flesh out this tale and the mystery of it, and we really want to try and solve something. So there's a lot of work that goes into isolating which stories we want to tell and also which wrecks we're going to look for. And you have to have a chance at finding them. So, you know, what we're doing is

we're piecing together this puzzle. It's a bit like a murder mystery. And you've got to, you know, you're looking at accounts from mariners and sea captains from hundreds of years ago. And most of them were drunk, you know, so. So deciphering their diaries is actually quite challenging. Yeah, it's quite tricky. But they were expert mariners. And even in their time of chaos and trauma and, you know, they're still taking these sightings and bearings and landmarks and notes.

And then we're just scouring through the annals of history to try and find where the starting point is. And then we're on the hunt. I mean, episode one of season two, Ryan, you're hunting for a 130-year-old shipwreck, the Redondo. And yes, you've got some bearings and you kind of know roughly. But using the word roughly when you're talking about the ocean still feels humongous. And it's one of those things you start the journey and the weather and the storms and the environmental impacts sends you back to shore for six weeks. Like, needle in a haystack doesn't even feel appropriate.

You are literally looking for a speck in an ocean. Yeah, and you actually don't realize how big the ocean is until you are looking for that speck. It is so massive. And yeah, we did get caught in a shocking storm. And, you know, nobody looks at the weather more than we do. But as you know, with production, and you get a window to go and do these shoots. We can't drag it out for years.

We're dedicated. We say, right, we've got two weeks to go. go and do this and you get what you get. Yeah, like Disney's probably already booked in the premiere. So you've got to have some footage to work together. Yeah. And so that's a, you know, it's a huge undertaking for the production team. And there's this force behind us.

And we've just got to go and try and make it work in that window. So, yeah, that season one, sorry, episode one, season two, we absolutely get flogged in the southern ocean. There's nothing between there and Antarctica and we got caught on a huge storm. And then you can imagine trying to, you know, do the searching. and you've got to monitor computer screens like the whole time. You cannot take your eyes off the screen.

The whole boat's moving around. You know, everything's falling off. Yeah. You're looking for a bleak. You know, people are getting seasick and it's hard, hard work. But when you see that wreck start to get painted on that screen and it comes and it's in front of your eyes. And the truth is you don't think you're going to find it.

Like it's so hard that you just think, you know, the chances of finding it are really. really low. And then you see it and it's just pandemonium, pure relation. And what happens then when you do find it? So you go in, you look at the wreck, are you trying to take things from the wreck then? Are you like is it valuable stuff or is it just

purely you're trying to find it for the show and that's that? Yeah. We, just one moment. Weza. Sorry. Yeah, right. We cannot take anything from the wreck. Everything is left in situ. Right. And we

and that's the way that's legislation that's the law and it's also super deep right and this thing's been over there for 130 years you don't really want um to pull anything apart because then that breaks the mystery you know that that breaks the story then if you start plundering stuff off it it just becomes bits and pieces that's pirates Australia not shipwreckers Australia yeah yeah yeah so we um we leave everything down there and and that's the way it should be and you know it's been there for over 130 years. So now it's this incredible marine ecosystem. It's an artificial reef. So it's living its second life. And you want it to stay like that. So the real treasure is the footage, the stills that we bring back, that we then get to share with the whole world.

And to tell those stories of survival, we bring that back to life. And that's where the treasure is. Yeah. What you bring back, I guess, is the continuation of the history. I mean, what impact has this had for the descendants of the people on the Redondo. They were four, was it, perished, but over 100 or 200 survivors, like, those people are walking amongst us who might not have any idea what their ancestors went through. It's an unbelievable piece of family history. Well, that episode was the best one, right? So, you know, they were just hard, hard men and women back then.

It was so, they were coming to seek their fortune. They were made a different material than what we are now. So in that wrecking event, it's 2 o'clock in the morning, Southern Ocean, freezing cold, you're in a storm, it all goes to hell for them, basically. And there was two children on board. They got an infant, right, and tied it to a life boy, and then just thrilled in the water. And luckily, someone scooped it out, you know, and this is a great white hotspot. And that infant then went on, survived, went on to live a life. actually became a war hero and you know did all these amazing things and we were lucky enough to

track down a descendant it was the you know the guy's great grandma that family had no inclination they had no knowledge of their history they didn't know you know the uncle and the auntie and all this stuff and we got to piece all that together provide this amazing story of legacy for their family and now they have that to pass down and they have that connection and and we got to you know facilitate that that's it's so rewarding That's special. It's so cool. So now that the world is watching, have you had people reach out being like,

I do know, actually, there was a shipwreck in my family. Can you go hunt this one down? That's the best part of it. We do get so much interaction from all around the world, you know, and people giving us leads. And my uncle Joe used to be a fisherman, and he saw something one day here. And, you know, and all that stuff is exciting. Some of it pans out and some of it doesn't.

But people just want to be a part of it. I think there's that notion of shipwreck fever that you, get and it's just the romance and the excitement and the adventure that really captivates people and we're super stoked that happens. The other great thing that we get is a lot of families from all around the world that might be landlocked that may have never even been to the ocean, they've never even seen Western Australia and they're sending us messages and saying this is creating conversation about the marine environment and shipwrecks and maritime history within our family. We now have an appreciation for marine ecosystems and my kids want to become divers or shipwreck hunters and they

It might be in an apartment in, you know, Louisiana or something. That's just, you kind of forget it's global. The whole world is seeing it. And we just, you know, we just carry on. We're going back diving tomorrow. But it's really making a difference. It's so rewarding. It's really proud of everyone that's a part of it.

Yeah, congratulations. It's unreal. So can we hope to expect to season three? There's more shipwrecks out there to find? It never ends. There's millions of them out there. And some of the stories would just be so amazing. So, yeah, we hope that season three gets a green light, but that, you know, get out there, sign up to Disney, watch the full episodes, you know, get those analytics going on for us.

And who knows, there could be season three and beyond, and you could travel world with it, to be honest, it's a global thing. And support the Aussies. The Aussies put this together, support our boys. This crew is unbelievable, like what goes into it, not just the production and the show, but genuinely what they are doing, It is, it feels, it feels otherworldly. And it is, like the ocean. What is it? Like 80% of the ocean isn't explored, but these guys are doing their bit to explore it.

You would have seen some things. You would have seen some things. Yeah. It really is because you get to, you're out in nature and you're seeing the best of it. It's really remote and you get to experience what, you know, all those beautiful parts. So it's a fun ride. Well, Ryan, you're a credit to the family. Thanks, Kaz.

See you at Christmas. Marina. Tears. Sit breakfast, Jess and Ducko. An ended version as well. What a segue, though, Darko. What, I didn't even think about that. Tears, babe. This is, yeah, this is...

Don't laugh. You heartless, Alice! If you heard the lyrics of that song to what we're about to do. Yeah, I know, yeah. It's a different kind of tears. It's funny. We're not talking about the lyrics. Hey, either way, it involves wetness. Crying.

And wetness of a fish tank. Exactly. This is working on many. It is. We've had a death in the family. We have. In the Jess and Ducko family. And it's not Shagai.

It's not Babs. It's not boss chase. Jessica or myself, obviously. It's not one with flesh. It's not a main character. It's not even one of our main aquatic friends. No. A few weeks ago, we were gifted a fish tank after talking at length about how we wanted

show pet. Kyle, our friend from Finn Vision, he said, guys, I'm going to come up. I'm not going to get you a tank. I'm going to get you a whole ecosystem. Yeah, he did. With a couple extras that maybe you could give the honour to a couple of rice cookers of naming or being named after. Yeah. We come in this morning to the sobs of Babs.

Yeah, yeah. One of those little fishies that we'd yet to name got sucked up in the filter last night. The fish is dead. And Shauggo goes, guys, it's over. It's over. It's a casualty. It's dead. When he buzzed in, Ducko and said, guys, we've had a casualty.

What was your first thought? Bab's his fish died. I thought Babs's his fish. I thought, you know, I thought we're going to come in and she choked on a rock because her fish is the bottom feeder of the crew and sucks on all the rocks. You actually can't kill her fish. It's very, yeah, and mine. But anyway, look, it's none of our fish.

Our fish is still kicking. And it doesn't seem like any of the other fish care about the death of this fish. But we came in today, it's been sucked up in the filter and it was just sort of dangling. We turned the filter off and it just went to the bottom of the tank. Belly up. Belly up. I don't want to go belly up. to quote

Nemo Well done, Ducco Oh, that's the first of Hey man, this literally played out in Nemo He gets up in the filter But the others pull him out It's a great reference

None of the other fish Clearly pulled this bloke out That's sad Yeah, you're with me shy guys So what we thought Yeah We had to get Babbs to get this fish Out of the tank first of all

And put it in a jar I put in one of them with this She's scooped up the dead fish, belly up in a moody. And we thought with my civil celebrant training, I did do one assessment on funerals. It was grim because I wanted to do marriages, but lucky I've got this training.

So we thought we could have a little memorial and Babs and then Hazan is going to flush it down the work toilet live on the air. Absolutely. Deerly beloved. We're here today to pay our respects and celebrate the life of Insert deceased's name It was too young

They leave behind The Jess fish The ducko fish The shy guy fish And the babs fish And the other non-player fish Whom I know This must be one of the most difficult

days for you Dear Insert Decease name We are sure you contributed To the ecosystem of the tank In an incomparable way Leaving a hole That will never be

feel. Valet, little fishy. Swim smooth, swim strong in the afterlife and the sewer pipes for which you are destined. We'll never forget you, even though we never named you. Crossing life to Babs, have you got us, Babs? Got you. She's sad. I can't get mad at her for being so lackluster.

Babs, have you got fish in the jar? Yes, the fish is in the jar. Are you on the move? Couldn't have spoken about it anymore. You know? Babs, you're a bit late. Have you ever done in the casket carry? Oh, I haven't.

My grandma, we never dropped her. Do you need to go out and help her with this casket carry to you think? Do you need me to go in? Shagga, can you get on the tools? I don't know if I trust her. That's fine. It's fine. That could be problematic, Mike, if you follow her in there.

That's the least problematic thing we're doing it right now. I think, mate. We're flushing a fish down the work tool. Sorry. I'm going into the work toilet. All right. We already copped so much crab for not getting approval

to get the tank install. I know. Yeah, yeah. I hope no one's in the work toilet. Anyone in there dropping one? Babs, you're still on air. Babs. Have we lost... Have we lost reception?

Babs! Babs! What's happened with the face? Babs, come back. Okay, now we need to... She wasn't meant to flush herself. Let's do it down the sink. Let's do it down the...

Oh, no! Wait. Okay, I'm going to go. find Babbs. You guys, she's calling back. She's calling back. Babs, are you there? There's no internet in the toilet. Okay, okay, can you go to the small kitchen near the

newsreaders and go down the sink? Oh, that's so grim. Okay. This isn't fun. We're at a funeral. It's a funeral, Babs. It's all pipes. Okay, Babs. Talk us through it. Okay, I'm, oh, yuck, there's old

cereal in there, okay. That's just, no. Okay. Okay, I'm tipping it down the sink. Say something, say nice words. Valet and PC, fish. Oh, it just really just went down there. Okay.

Mate, run the water a bit, so I don't think they're caught in the U-Bends. Oh, I know plumbing. It's going down there with the old cereal, Valet. It's gone with the oats the way it came in. Valet, see you. Goodbye, fish. What? Oh, yes and ducco in the morning

Jess and ducco's 10K alpha bucks on year's Oh yes, you have 30 seconds answer 10 questions All starting with the same letter I have to take your first answer you cannot use the same answer twice And if you're unsure of the questions say pass We come back if there's time They're the rules of engagement And we're reeling at the loss of one of our unnamed fishies

Who was there to support the ecosystem of our fishies tank. So let's turn the mood around. Let's just flush it down with oats down the kitchen sink. Let's turn it around. Let's go to someone who's happy. Wendy, you got us? Yes. Good morning. Hello. Is there anything you want to say for our fish, first and foremost? Oh, RIP, buddy. RIP. RIP, buddy. We're going to put that on the tombstone, Wendy.

Chalk it up just next to the drain of the sink. But Wendy, we want to give you $10,000. Are you ready to take it off us? Absolutely. What are you going to spend it on? I've been practicing every day. Oh, good. I've actually got my stepdaughter, who's turning 18 next year, my stepson's 21st.

So I'm hoping to win some step-mom, brownie points. Yes, some money. With 10 grand, that is awesome. Alrighty, well, the letter you're going to work with today, Wendy, it's B. B for brownie points. There you go. Yes, perfect. That's a great letter.

It's solid. Your time will start after the first question. You ready? Yep. Here we go, starting with the letter B. We need you to name a school subject. Biology. A horror movie.

Pass. A fashion brand. Balenciaga. A periodic element. Beauty. Ball sport. Basketball. A piece of jewelry.

A bracelet. A band. Backstree booths. An app. An app. An app. Um, uh, a country. Bolivia.

A verb. A horror movie. Oh, geez, we're a good player. We got back around. We were a great player. We came all the way back around. You got yourself, on my record, about eight. Oh, wow.

Fantastic. Was there a question mark that over there? I didn't know the periodic element. Yes, yes, yes. That's what I want to come back here. But I also don't know all of them. Well, no. There's one that I know for sure.

But I don't know what you... But what did you say... Butene? You say bootoon? I don't know. Yeah, okay, sorry. We can't award bootteen. I don't know.

It sounds like a beauty product. So how about you got seven? A horror movie could have been Bride of Frankenstein. Bodies, bodies and bodies. One of the classics. Terrify that one. Mate, horrific.

Because I saw Bodies, bodies. I was already scared. And then, what he's bodies, Jesus Christ. An app could have been Bumble or BuzzFeed. And then, yeah, of course, for the Purity element we were looking for, Butanian or Bradenian.

No, no, don't lock away butaneum. If you say butaneum, I award it because I know you're a core listener. And look, Wendy, you don't get the money. That's okay. You didn't get $100 thanks to O'Brien. Oh, fantastic. That's awesome. So if the 18-year-old or 21-year-old, you know, cracks their windshield,

Wendy can be all over. Wendy's there. Absolutely. Thank you, Wendy. Thanks for playing. Good luck for the year at the parties. We do play again tomorrow. 630 and 8.

But hey, don't forget all this week, we're doing a co-fod. That means a call of fame of the day. This week, double past to see Tommy Little, good friend of the show, still working on a chat. Shy guy tirelessly, emailing. But also accommodation. Yes. Iconic beachfront destination, Noah's. You just got to get involved in the show.

Yep. Like Wendy did, like some people earlier did. Got a chance next. Yeah, I'm going to be asking you how to I get here. What's your had to like get here moment? What do you mean? like doing a funeral for a fish on the radio? Yeah, that's up there.

Yeah, that's certainly part of it. It feels like that's in the realm, doesn't it? We should have got people to call in and say tributes to the fish instead. Oh, my God. That's funny. What's your how did I get here moment? You look around and you just go, woof, when did this happen? What happened to me?

It's one of those moments where you go, I thought I was cool. Yeah. And this would suggest something has gone greatly wrong. Something in my universe is altered. And I'm on a different trajectory now. Yes. Yeah. So the weekend just gone, it was actually the first time my wife and I were able to have a bottle of wine together since she's had baby.

Yes. Because of, you know, carrying the baby, then breastfeeding and now we're sort of introducing more formula. Here we go. Yeah. So it was like a bit of a special milestone. I still remember my first glass of red. Oh, yeah. Was it a nice bottle?

It was a good bottle. You made a whole thing of it. Yeah. I brought it back from New Zealand. Oh, I love this for her. Yeah. And you. And so we sat down and she really wanted to watch the Taylor Swift Folklore Documentary.

Now, the Taylor Swift Folklore documentary is literally Taylor Swift in a log cabin around COVID time when she released the folklore album. It's the slower somber one. Pardon me. This is not the era's tour following, because that was also a doco slash it was at the cinema. Something else. This is Taylor in a log cabin talking each song of the album folklore, which is one of her slowest albums. And she talks about the song. with the two producers out of there and the writers.

Someone's just filming it all. And then, yeah, and then she plays a song. And you get the whole album. And it's a long album too, isn't it, Babs? It's like, I don't know, it's like 16 songs or something ridiculous. Jeez. It goes. So it's like a feature-length film.

It's like a two-hour doco. Okay. We were sitting there with our mood lighting, having a bottle of red wine. Just watching a folklore doco. And you know what? I didn't hate it. Daco, was this before or after? I enjoyed it.

Your charity event that you emceed, where you bid. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Quite a few dollars. Yeah, on a memorabilia. On a signed piece of memorabilia. This was the night before. This was the night before.

Remember I sent you guys a text saying, guys, I think I'm a Swifty. That's right. That was this line. No wonder you bid on that thing the next day. You're in the Swift universe. I said a line that Morgan's like, well, you have to say it on radio. Because if you don't, I'm going to tell Jess. Go.

What a threat, by the way. Morgan, I love that. I know. Because when we saw her in concert last time, We got those free tickets. I didn't understand the folklore thing and this part. And I was like,

ah, boring, whatever. Now I said to Morgan, I appreciate it so much more now that I understand the meeting behind, I said, I was like, I had to sip my red wine, I went,

if we see her again, she plays this, I think I might cry. Because now you know, the headspace she was in. Who are you? You're drinking the Kool-Aid, man. I am, but I just,

and then I was like, wait, what happened? It's a Friday night. My child is in bed, And I'm watching this doco? What is going on with me? I mean, what else can you do with a four-month-old in your house? But still, you used to be cool, man.

Song slaps, though, right, Babs? So true. Yeah. Can you picture now Taylor in the log cabin? Oh, hell yeah. With Jack Antonoff, whoever she writes with. Yeah, good for you. Thank you.

Knowing everything. Oh, yeah. And it was just, it was an embarrassing moment. It was aware was I, and I want to, you know, steer the record. I also got a muller this week, so light and shade with me. Don't put this guy in a box, try, guy. I don't you dare. He's not in a box.

He also humped the mower up on Instagram. I didn't see much mowing going on. I saw the video before everyone else. Yeah, I said, I said a little sneak peek. And he said, he said, gridworthy, buddy. You know, he'll like this. He was sitting down with a lot of shit. He encouraged you to put it on the grid.

I love that. I want to put it in the story. What a waste? He knew you were going to talk about this today. So we thought, bro, you've got to balance this out. What's your head like at here moment? You're not alone. Yeah.

Babs, the young one of the team, which is interesting to have like a, it's almost like a quarter-life carousassess with a young lady. When have you felt this, Babs? Well, on the same Friday night, I was home by myself, so I decided to go and buy a steak and a bottle of red wine. And I sat at my kitchen table by myself and ate a big steak. Did you drink the whole, okay. Please tell me you watch something really manly.

We just had opposite nights. Yeah, I know. I was like, oh, wow, these, you know, roast potatoes are so good. I was like, what am I doing? She's watching Ice Road Truckers with a piece of meat. Yeah, just loving it. Oh, I love that. Yeah, see?

It happens to the best of us. It happens. And you know what? That's an interesting perspective from Babs because she's interpreted that like, this is not who I was. This is what I did. And this is what I'm doing now. So whatever it is for you, yours, it's a little sad.

Hey, Babs is a little mad. We don't judge. You're so right. We don't yuck anyone's young. Hell no. 13, 10, 60. Yeah. What was your, how did I get here?

moment. Yeah. Got that co-fot up for grabs. We do. Take a seat, Tommy Little accommodation. And we're not going to judge you. No, no.

I'll rein it in, sorry. Jess and Ducko. 131060. You had you had like Get Here moment. Yeah, you had quite the moment. Shared with your wife at least, but it feels like it's on her trajectory, whereas you've taken a sharp left turn in your mid-30s.

To be fair, it was her first time cracking a bottle of red since Flo, and she wanted to watch the folklore. So I just did it with her, but I didn't hate it. The fact, you just said folklore, like, people know. Taylor Swift's documentary. Oh, everyone knows. Come on, guys. You know?

I did it with her, and then we got converted. You weren't, like, anti-Swift, but you weren't in the Swift bandwagon. Even when you went to her concert, it was just because you got freebies. Yeah, well, that's true. And then you were like, well, I appreciate the talent. Now me and Babs are talking about the depth of the writing and the characters that she created. Can we say how much you bid? You'll win it.

Yeah, I bid $2,000 on a memorabilia thing. a charity even on the weekend. Lucky you got outbid. I know. Very lucky. Your wife, who is a Swifty, would have absolutely castrated you for spending that much money. You did what now? Where are we even going to put that?

It's funny for me. I guess the last time I had a, how did we get here moment? Our two-year-old had a bit of a blowout at Big W. And we didn't bring the nappy bag because it was meant to be a two-minute journey. So we ended up buying a big box of huggies and a box of wipes and we're in the back of your Santa Fade. You know, the pants are compromised. Everything's gone.

His boot is now compromising. We just look at each other. We go, did you imagine this for our future? For our present? And it's like, but I do know how we got here. We made a baby. We did this to ourselves. Exactly.

And now we're cleaning poo in the back of the Santa Fe. Exactly. You should have seen the fretting about getting it on his boot. I went, don't worry about that. We'll gurn it. Vicki on 13, 1060. Good morning, Vicki. What's your how to I get here moment?

Hi, that was a couple months ago And my best friend and my sister We went out for dinner I was done by 730 And we were like really bored And you know, nothing to do We're all in our 50s Went back to my best friend's house

And we went through her pantry And we're getting really excited About the way she stacked her spices Ladies, come back to mine No, it's not for kick-ons It's to check out me spice rack Oh, that is so Was it?

Oh, see you. That's all I had to say. What a mic drop. Oh, I love that. Oh, I love that. Oh, that's fantastic. Chrissy, good morning. Hey, good morning.

Oh, Chrissy, what was your, how did I get here moment? Well, six years ago I got married. And just after our wedding, my husband bought me as our wedding present a puppy. Oh, cute little dash hounds. Six years on, we now have eight. Oh. We own a farm. I had chickens and ducks and alpacas and I make sour dougars.

What happened to you? Did you get the one dog and then went, we need more land because he needs some brothers and sisters? Literally. Wow. Jeez. And of course, an alpaca is a natural extension. Also, yeah. We need to somehow meet the alpaca.

That's fantastic. Where do you even find an alpaca? I don't know. We have one animal. We might as well have them all. Oh, it all started with one little park. One dash hound post wedding. And now you've got...

Which is also the smallest dog you could possibly buy. Literally. Oh, that is... Now you're a farm gal. That's fantastic. A bacon sourdough. Yeah, yeah, so good. Jess and Ducko.

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Full Terms. visit McDonald's.com.com.com.com. I love Monopoly and Macers. That's fantastic. Hey, you know, it's Wednesday. Yeah. That's swimming lesson day. Oh, yes. It's wings. Muck wings through the drive-thru day, baby. I want wings today. Last week when I had swimming lessons.

I hadn't gone the week before, but I mentioned it on air. And our swimming instructor was like, oh, so you'll still get in the car and bring the kid. I was like, yeah, to get muck wings. Obviously. Sorry, I didn't make it to swim. Couldn't make it. You know how it is. I am going today, though, Katie. a promise. Good. We've actually enrolled Flo in her first swimming.

Stop it! She's so little, but we're like, let's just get her in the pool and do like the exploration. Do you know what? They say that. They say that, particularly this country. Yeah. Water skills. They are paramount. They're life-saving. So getting her used to the water now, that's fantastic. When do you start? Next week. Oh my God. It's Tuesday. Has she got little swimmers? We haven't got them yet, actually. I mean, it's a baby. You could just do maybe the swim nappy, but it's the little baby's I know. I'll be learning about the codes though. So you've got code brand.

If someone turds in the pool, Code Yellow, then have you heard of Code, like, is it Rainbow? No, what's Code Rainbow? Vomits. So Code Brown shouldn't happen. Like, the swim naps aren't water-absorbent, but they should capture the puppy. Yeah, well, I think for her. But yes, the wee-wee will just go in the water. Yeah, I know.

So keep your mouth closed. I mean, I'll be weeing in there too, so it's all good, man. It was the kid. It was the kid. Oh, I'm so excited for this chapter. I know. Fantastic. Yeah, looking forward to it. But up next, Echo, a couple of weeks ago, we played a bit of a fun game.

Yeah. Ball or Bible. Yep. You had to pick whether the passage I read you was from the Bible. Yes. Being a Eucharistic minister and friends with the Pope. Obviously. I thought you'd be good at it.

Or pit bull lyrics. It was tougher than I thought. Well, we had a DM. Yeah. Hey, guys, what about Lord or Lord? Like L-O-R-D or L-O-R-D. Exactly. The Kiwi Pop Princess Lord.

Yeah. All things that the Lord has said. So we've got Lord or Lord next. Jess and Ducko. Lord, you're my friends. Oh, my miss an angel The beauty queen in tears It's a new iPhone

Showing people out a little week, yeah Lord or the Lord Oh Lord or the Lord Lord of the Lord, Lord of the Lord. I've got some passages here for you, Ducker. You're going to tell me, yeah, Shagga, you can find a friend if you wish. Yeah, you can come in, Shagga. Babs and I have worked on this, so Shagai.

Babs loves Lord. You don't have the inside work. Lord's got a new promiscuous album cover too. That's right. I reckon this is tougher than Bull or Bible. Okay. She's deep, man. You tell me if it's a passage from the Bible.

Yep. Or Lord lyrics. So all the cups got broken, shards beneath our feet. But it wasn't my fault. And everyone is competing. For a love they won't receive. Lord or Lord. All the shards are broken.

I left my feet. I reckon it's, I reckon it's, um, jeez, that could be either, because the great man, the great man, JC, you know, he could have walked on shards of glass. Yes. But then also, Lord, she could be talking about, I'm going to go Lord Singer. He's got it. Yes. That's from the song theme. Yes.

Well done. That's a deep lyric. Very deep. Yeah. All right, passage number two, fellas. Okay. All of my closest. friends detest me.

Those I love have turned against me. Oh, that's J.C. Lord of the Lord. That's J.C. That is from the book of Job. I've read that one in a mass or two. Passage three. Mate, he's two from two here.

Come on, baby. Let no debt remain outstanding. Except the continuing debt to love one another. Oh, Bible. Christ. That's from the Book of Romans. Put this be a clean sweep. Book of Romans is a great read.

You know, it's a nice of personal favourite. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's three from three. Come on. Oh, dark day. Was I just someone to dominate? Worthy opponent, flint to my blade. Now we are playing with shadows.

Ooh. Feels like Lord the singer. Oh, my God. Oh, dark day. From the song David, he's never heard that in my life. This is deep, man. This is deep cut, Lord. He's four from four.

Come on, baby. Three to go. Oh, jeez. The stakes are getting higher. This is incredible. A place in the city, a chair and a bed. I cover up all the mirrors I cannot see myself. I wear smoke like a wedding veil and make a meal I will not eat.

Lord singer. Oh, my God. It's from the song, What Was That? This is a good song, actually. That's read like a Bible to me. Yeah, yeah, it does, yeah. Okay, it's five from five. Five from five, let's go.

Come on, baby. Have you been reading the Bible? Have you been practicing? Yeah, you know me. Oh, New Testament, Old Testament. It's always there. It's always there. When you call, I will forgive and not fight.

Because ours are the moments I play in the darkness. Ooh. We are wild. Come home to my heart. heart. Lord of the Lord. Ooh, that's a tough one. Can he make it six from six?

We are the moment. Come home to my heart. It's a song called Supercar. Yeah, it's funny. I know this song, but I didn't know that lyric. I'm trying to throw it without reading. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, come on.

Okay, for a clean. This is it, baby. This is it. Maybe I should have done Boubley or Bible. Yeah. Next week. She weeps bitterly in the night. With tears on her cheeks

Amongst all her lovers There is no one to comfort her All her friends have betrayed her They have become her enemies This feels singer-laughtery Like it doesn't But it could also be Deep-cut Bible reference

For a clean sweep, Ducko Do you want to call a friend You haven't called on shy guy Do you have an inkling for this last one? No, I would have just said the Lord because we haven't had one. Oh, you're going for the last two. Oh, so he's trying to play me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You, the lyrics, man. Singer. You should have gone with Sean. Da! No, I just thought, baby. It's from the book of lamentations. But doesn't that read like a Lord lyric?

It does. I know we got. Damn it. Six from seven. I was close to the clean sweep. That's a very good. That's an A minus. That's an A minus.

A minor. D. But Lord and the Lord, interchangeable. They're very deep, man. They're very... What was that last one from? The Book of Lamentations. See, that's the one I read the least.

Okay. Yes and Ducco. God, talk about ups and downs, swings and roundabouts. Light and Shade, Duffo. Yeah, yeah. It was nice to be back with the team after taking yesterday on. Yeah, did you miss us? Absolutely, I did.

Didn't miss the fact one of our fish died. Yeah, that's been a tough pill to swallow all morning. If you missed the funeral service, Kind of like COVID times. You know how people would Zoom? Yeah, yeah. Or widespread funerals because you couldn't congregate. Yeah.

Well, the service will be on the podcast. We crossed life to Babs who lost receptional and torts, then went to the sink that our newsreaders used and she put it down the sink. We got a message as well on the text line. The text line was popping off and we were saying bye to our fish. A lot of people were saying valet unnamed little fishy. 04-8-18-1069.

Guys, I can't believe you put it down the kitchen sink. What if people use the hot water tap and the poor fish gets burnt to a crisp? Well, that's called cremation, and the fish is already dead. Fishmation? Yeah, yeah. It's already gone. And I don't appreciate, guys, I can't believe you put it down the kitchen sink. I didn't touch no fish.

Did you touch a fish? I didn't touch a fish. It was Babbs. Babs touched the fish. Of course, it comes back to me. I can't believe you put it down there with some soppy oats. I know. You told me too.

Well, if you told you to jump off a cliff, would you do that too? No, but also I'm pretty sure the hot water tap doesn't even work on that sink. Yeah, it hasn't worked for years. Yeah, people think we have functioning kitchen stuff. We barely have a functioning program that plays stuff. Anyway, so far away to our fish that pass. But there was also a lot of laughs. Hey, we had a lot of good memories.

And a lot of wonderful contributions today, which brings us to the Co-Fod. Oh, yeah, of course. We have the double pass to Tommy Little, the giveaway. When he brings his show to Newcastle, you get to stay at the iconic. beach front destination of Noes to enjoy Mr. Piccolo himself. Yeah, it's fantastic. Staying in Nowers, it's world class there.

Plus, going to see Tommy Little. I mean, fantastic. Fantastic. So thank you to everyone who got involved. Honourable mention to Vicky, who said her, How Did I Get Here Moment was going back to a girlfriend's house after a couple of babies just to check out the spice rack and how she'd organised her pantry.

And then she mic dropped and hung up. But she fully hung up on us. Yeah. So what was the bloke's name with the Kiwi babe? Riley. Riley. Him and his parents got pickpocketed His mum and his dad at him all within an hour

In Bali, phone, wallet, keys But the main thing for Riley was his vape He got stolen Ah, so to make up for a... Look, we can't fill the hole that the vape would have left Never. But how about some chuckles with Tommy Little? Plus Noah's on the beach, Newcastle's iconic beachfront

Destination book now, Nell's the beach.com.com.com Riley's staying there. Absolutely. It'll be fantastic. He won't have his vapepocketed there. No, don't smoke it inside there all right. I can't guarantee that. I don't want to put that out of it.

Well, you never know. You know what I mean? Imagine we stayed there and you got pickpocketed there too. Oh, my, that's an unlucky time. That is a message from the universe. Yeah. Stop vaping. Or at least that flavor is not for you.

Yeah. And we found out today, so you've been pickpocket. I've never been pickpocketed. I have been pickpocketed. But I feel like mine was at the hand of God because I've done something cheeky in the Vatican. A bit naughty. Yeah, but you've never been pickpocketed? No.

No. Oh, guys. No. No. No. When you went around Europe. Yeah. I went to Slovenia and Slovakia too.

You put the backpack on your chest. or something to make sure, you know, how the cool people do that, to make sure they don't get their backpacks. Oh, why didn't get robbed? I don't know. People just look to me and went, nah, not today, not him.

Not him. They'll look too trustworthy. You look like a good person. Let's not punish him by pinching his stuff. Or, like I said, it's because I look like a kid, like we can't. We can't steal from a child. You're like tagging candy from a baby.

It's genius, actually. It's too easy. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was a good show, though. Great to have the full team back on board. Absolutely. All the legs of the table up and running. Amen.

Back tomorrow for Thursday. a hell of a Thursday show. More chances at the co-fod for the Tommy Little, of course, and Noah's. Is it a year of the song day? It is a year of the song days. How good? We're going to measure heads. Oh, yes.

Bring the tape measure in. Do any of us adults have a bigger head than my two-year-old? I tell you no. I tell you know now. And make sure you get an updated head measurement. She could have grown. Absolutely. So get that.

And then get Angus's head too. Oh, my God. Yeah, 100%. The king of the big head family. The most attractive man I've ever seen in my life. With also the largest head. It's top-heavy, you know. He's really top-heavy.

He leads with his head when he runs. That's why he always runs. He runs fast. He's got the momentum. That's why he needed the spinal function. Oh my God, look at this head. He wants me to tell people it was a footy injury, and I'm like, let's be honest. You can just say it.

Your body broke. The drag factor doesn't work with your head. You're never going to be a sprinter. That's what I said to when he was a kid. He's got such Jimmy Neutron hair. I was like, you're not helping. Yeah. Ah, well.

He's gorgeous. So. So. So beautiful. So beautiful. All right here. You missed any of it. Great on the podcast.

See you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Say-Nada. We have never had a purple box. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Duckro podcast.

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