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Episode Date: October 6, 2025

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Yeah. Their share price going up. I know, I just saw that. Which I'd actually like to do a deeper dive. You shared with us on the show, very quick Google, by the way, that they are the only AFL and NRL team to be on the, ASX? Correct.

Which is just very. I wonder why you'd want to be, because that's a publicly listed company. Which means you are beholden to shareholders, which means you got a lot more fingers in the pie as opposed to privately owned where you can kind of run your own race. Yeah. If I understand the share market. Because it's, it sounds good to me. Oh, thank you.

Because it's a sporting thing, like if they win, great. But if they lose, you know, it's so volatile. If we look at the other clubs up into this point in history, you have one bad season. Hell, you have half a bad season. The coach gets fired. Yeah. What the hell has? happens when you're a publicly listed company,

and you've got shareholders chipping in all around that. I wonder how much it is to get in on it. Ah, well, now that it's risen. So it's $1.99. Okay. Per share. It was a peak. Sorry, that was the peak yesterday at the end of the market.

Currently, the market's open, so it's $1.68. Okay. Right now, before the grand final, it was $1.32. So they have raised about $36 on cents since winning. Wait, can you just say it's $1.99 now? That was when it called. closed yesterday. Oh, sorry, copy that. So after the win, it went up 30 cents. It went up 30 cents. Trying to find my app that has my stocks on it, but I cannot even find it. What do you have shares in?

Oh, nothing good. Like, oh, just long term set and forget things. But they're so useless. It doesn't do, like it's, yeah. My dad's big obviously in this space being a financial advisor and he's like, gold, gold. Yeah, gold. I was like, dad, really gold. He's like gold. Gold is king apparently. This is not financial advice. We do not know what we're talking about. I can't even find a freaking app. I don't know. where it is. Don't even. Oh my God,

you making me feel so much better. I got an email yesterday. I thought it might be scam saying, someone's logged into your Westpack. Yeah, and I'm like, West Pack. I'm with Nab and I called out to Angus,

babe, do we have West Pack? He goes, yes. I'm like, okay, someone's tried to hack me. What's my, what's my login? And I'll change my password.

He goes, fuck, sike. Was it him logging in or was actually someone trying to hack? No, no, it was genuine. It got pinged. Whatever the equivalent, I know A and Z has the Falcon.

Oh, my stocks have gone up. Oh, business is good. Hello, money bags. What does it say you've got shares in? Let me find. How do I, my wallet? I don't know how to use this. Transaction history.

Discover. How do I, we got, so as a wedding present, my godfather gave us like a thousand dollars. Oh, he's got to be in finance. Is he in finance? No, he's a lawyer. He gave us a thousand dollars and he gave us, he said, I'm going to put in shares to you. I thought it was such a good idea at the time. Yes.

But now I'm like, to think of all the things you could have done with that thousand bucks. Oh, my God. So I've got, um. Yeah, Vanguard. Shut up. That's what I've got. Yeah, I mean, they're pretty safe. They're pretty safe.

Vanguard, Australia Share Index, VanGard, Ethically Conscious International Share Index. Yes. MicroX, better shares. Did he pick these? Yeah, these are just sort of safe ones. Let me try and find Broncos. Here we go. And I'll put some money on them right now.

Can you please? Can you buy one share? A dollar sixty-seven a share. So they'd be very expensive to buy right now. I'd be buying high. Well, you can link my Qantas points. I don't fucking have any. I was about to say this is how you get points.

So you can buy, I don't want to buy it, because I don't know much about stocks, but I think if I buy high, not good. You want to buy it when it's low and coming up. But pardon my ignorance. Did you just say it's $1.67? Yep, that's what it says. Buy. Can you buy one? Available funds?

Oh. This is a roller coaster. This is a wild, I don't know. I'm not working it out now. Like, that's, yeah. You have available of a $1.67. Could you buy one? Or is there a minimum spend?

Well, I suppose, if it's $1.67, I guess you could. Get in on it. You don't, you could just buy, like, you could. You just put $10. Exactly, exactly. Whatever the division is. Yes. Review by Brisbane Broncos Market.

If I put confirmed by order, do I do it? I think you should do it. Just one. You can float that. He can verify. Oh, what's my pin? This is going to be. This is going to be a roller coaster.

This is exciting. I also, yeah, a shy guy. Homework for you. Order received. Your ordered by Brisbane Bonco has been received. You will have notification. Yeah, all right. I would like to.

You buy just one? No, I bought, I bought a bit. Tomorrow in the pod, I would like a deep dive in the history of Brisbane Broncos getting onto the ASX. How long they've been there? What was that decision? And what does it mean? Does that mean, now that he, hang on a minute, now that you own a share, does that mean

you get to go to the AGM? I think so. I would have thought so. Hello, this is your first step to becoming president. I like this. He buys one share. I'm a president of them. He's got to start somewhere.

There it is. So the, being on that. God, he doesn't even need time. No, I bought $300 worth. I don't know why I did that. I just bought, a mortgage is going to fucking kill it. Okay, I said one. I said $1.60.

You know, you said you got me so confident. Like, you should. Now I feel like I own the place. Do I own the Broncos? Hey, let me refresh. Maybe you altered how the market's going. Is he the number one shareholder? Oh, oops.

I'm looking at all my other shares that I bought. Oh, I have not bought it. And one I bought $10. One's like a, one's, oh. $300. Is there anything in that? I don't know what I'm. doing.

On air mating. Yeah. What'd you do in the delirium of the win? Oh, God. Oopsie. I don't know what I'm doing. $300. Why did I do that?

I didn't even buy, like in Vanguard, I spent $77 on like shares. What? Why did I buy it? That is so. You're in the height, baby. You're in the height. Come on. No one going to bring me down.

So why a sport team would go on the stock exchange. The first reason is it allows. the club to raise money from the public. So shares, $300 from you just now. Improved transparency and governments. Accountability within the funds of the club. What is that accountability? So if does that mean, if Ducko's not happy with them trading Cotony Staggs next year,

he can chip in his two cents? Because it's public a list, they have to disclose where they spend their money and what it goes towards. Private, they don't have to. Ah, so you'll be across the salary cap and any trade deals. Yeah, I should get emails. If they're going to free up funds, you should get a memo as a shareholder. It can also be beneficial from four sponsors and corporate partners.

Okay. What was that? Corporate sponsors. Are you just saying words? Yeah, I'm not really understanding. It says it can help lifts the profile of the club with sponsors and corporate partners because they will likely be on their stock exchange. So you know how like an Apple is valued at $2.2 billion because it's on the share.

market? Yeah. What are the Broncos valued at? I could probably find that out. Market cat, 164 million. A hundred and sixty-four million. I don't know what market cap means. No, neither.

Ordinary shares, 98 million. So I think that means that there's 98 million shares in circulation. Hang on, but he just bought 300 of them. What will I just get? Well, no, $0.0.0.0. So it's $1.67. Oh, so maybe a bit less than $150. Yeah, yeah.

Good math. Thanks. I don't know if that's right. My dividend yields 2.010. What does that mean? I don't know. Million. Yeah.

Here we go. Life's looking pretty good. I don't know. I don't really understand what I've just done. I love your passion. Oops. When we're texting over the week and I said to you, God, I wish I was that passionate. Yeah.

And the only thing that comes close to me is like a good dinner, but it's not the same because it's fleeting. Yeah. And I guess I look forward to them the next good dinner. But you're going to be dining out on this for 12 months. Yep. Oh, geez, I bought them high. God damn. I'm just looking at it. You bought them at the highest.

So I could have got it. No, no. Weren't they a buck 99? You said? A dollar 99, yeah. $1.99 was the highest. Yes. You got a buck 67?

I'm bargaining. The cheapest they've been is $1.32. When they sucked. On Saturday. Oh, no. So during this, if I was to buy during the season, 93 cents. What about just after they lost the 2023 grand final? How cheap were they been?

One year. That's when you got to get in. I'll go to five years. Here we go. Yeah. That's when you got to get in. to get it on the bottom floor. 22, 22, 23, March.

It would have been September, wouldn't it? Yep. June, January, August, September. Here we go. Yeah, they dropped down to 88 cents. Ah, see, that's when you needed to get in after a loss. Oh, shit. That's all right.

You're on the bandwagon now. What was you just texting me? What did we spend $300 on Bronco shares? We are linked. She got a notification. Well, we're all in this investment game together, honey. You know what this means? She gets $300 to spend on whatever she was.

I don't know. Ask her, what do you want to spend share money on? Actually, something I didn't say on air today, guess, guess this? So I was in a, I'm in a big tipping comp with a bunch of people. There's like 25 of us, $100 entry. So the winner, because it was like first, second, third, good a prize, winning got $2,000. $2,000. Me and two other guys were equal up to the last game. One of the guy tipped Melbourne's, he lost. Me and this other guy tip Broncos. So I'd been like, oh, so it came down to margin, you had to pick the margin. He said Broncos, no, or towards the grand final.

He said Broncos by one. I said Broncos by four. They won by four. Get the nail on the head, walked away with 2K. Shut. I've got to Morgan. Say, hey, I'm in the green, baby. He's got some money, you know.

2K from tipping. I won every tipping comp I was in. I was about to say, weren't you in about four? I won the work one. I won that one. I won one with my mates. That also paid out. It was a lucrative evening for me.

You backed the Broncos for the whole. way. I think my mate's one was 600 bucks. This one was 2K. I think I have asked you this before, but are you a tip with your head over your heart?

Correct, yep. So you'll go against the Broncos. Yeah, I've done before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The last three or four weeks I tip Broncos every time. And the other guys and the other cop weren't. I got it on the head.

So this Etsy witch who took away all your bad juju has replaced it with unbelievable divination. The Broncos is winning. I also want to bet on the game. I think I won in total 3,200 on the Bronx. Whitting in the final.

Holy moly. Yeah. And you only bought... Babs, you want some lunch? You only bought... Yes, please. Wait, you only bought $300. You're right. I'm going to go back and buy more.

I don't know how much of the Broncos you now own. Yeah, can you find that out? 0.000, 18%. Oh, 18%. No, no, no. I'm 80% of the Broncos. 0,000000 18%. Oh, fantastic.

Or one 500th and 555,000th of the club. Okay. What was that? One of 555,000th of the club, mate. That is impactful. Morgan's just message me. What'd she say? What'd she say?

She's like, I'm confused. I'm now getting messages from Jess and I'm getting messages from you. No, she wasn't meant to talk to you. She sucks at playing along. She really does. I text her. as you started. I said,

text ducko right now if you can. What the hell? Why'd you buy so many shares? We're just in the podcast. I'm confused. What? And then she saw it. Then she's like,

what is actually happening? Is this real? As you revealed that, I reply being like, good girl, well done. She's like, I'm confused.

Have I done it right? And I was like, yeah, you're good, you're good. And now she's just revealed. I was trying to do with her the other day. I was going to record of the, oh, the Bonnie Blue thing.

I was trying to record her and go, I'm going to get audio for the show. As in watching it? I need to get time code. I wanted to get reaction from her going Shaga wants us to watch Bonnie Blue

because when I told her she was like, oh no. So I was like, I'm going to record that do the same reaction. I'm like, Morgan,

Shagga wants us to watch Bonnie Blue, you want to do it. And she goes, I don't mind. And I was like, what the fuck? That's not what you said.

Like, I was like, no, Morgan. No, and she couldn't do it. Like, I was like, we can't record this.

Like, we cannot. Oh my God. She's so bad. They're just as bad as each other. Angus can play along, but he gets so serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, say the right words. It's, formal.

I'm like, lighten up. Yeah, yeah. It's so funny. Oh, that's so good. Yeah, she just can't. Anyway, I thought that would be a bit funny. Anyway, I'm an 18% sharehold in the Broncos. I love that.

You won 550,000. You've got 180 shares of the Broncos. There you go. Ha-ha. Hello. That's more than I've got in Vanguard. Stop what you're doing And listen

You know I got the shit that you like There's only one show to wake up for you I'm not that easy to hang Jess You know I can't get Angus to roll play I have to wish I got I got to explain Ducko

No mom I don't want to race sperm Got him going insane Yeah I got to see they want to go I got a review with the moustache Oh no there was no filter for that Oh

You're testing my patience To this is Jess and Duckett Yes it is is right on 6 o'clock team. Hey, welcome to Tuesday. Hello. How are you? Oh, I'm good, baby.

I'm flying hot. I'm flying real hot. I was about to congratulate you. You should, as you should. You ran out on the field. As you should. I took part. And threw the ball and kicked it.

Yeah. But it does. It's such a collective thing. I think it is quintessentially Australian. Yep. Feeling a part of the team. Part of a premiership. Part of a premiership.

Well done to you and your compatriots. The amount of people actually did text me saying, congratulations. You're like, thank you so much. I was stressed that entire season. If anything, congratulations to you on not making the Broncos lose because that's what our biggest concern was if you missed it last week. Ducco had bad juju. I did.

Bad luck precedent. Yeah. But that witch, hoolly doly. That Etsy witch did wonders for her reputation. Like so many people message me saying, give me the Etsy witch's number. Really? I want to break the juju of my bad luck. Do we go back to the Etsy witch chag?

I know we pay full price, but do we start doing some sort of spawn on? We can get something out of it. And he gets a little, he gets a little clip off the top for bringing so much business her way. We can ask the witch in Turkey there. The magical nunna? I was there going, I'm here to cheer, Nuna. Let me win. Did you do your manifestation before you walked in?

I did it. I did in the car. And then I went, okay, we're good to go. All right. You had a little sense of pride. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to do this. I was even wearing the same bucket hat that I wore in 2023 where we lost.

You know, I was really... Well, you were really testing Nuna's magic. I'd be a message to me being like, you're going to lose, how are you going to feel bad luck, charm. But, you know, together, W. A good time. I'll unpack it a little bit in the show in the next half hour. Please do. Please do.

A good time. You know, just makes everything better. In a surprise to no one, I was not across it. You actually messaged, I think you actually DM saying, I can't believe we did it. I went, oh, he must have won. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But my husband was out and about, so he only watched it last night.

Whatever the replay thing is And I just overheard the commentary Doza was injured Who is the man who He's the one who messes the show He actually sent you the direct message saying Please don't come Maybe that's why he got injured

It's the eddy witch They got him concussed He looked like he was knocked out She redirected at the bad luck I didn't think about that I was the only one who stood up in the stand And went unlucky Dozer But that's because you

That's because you dissed me Yeah Maybe that's why So what I'm hearing in this swell the aftermath of a win. Doze is the bad luck. He's a bad luck jump. You know what I mean?

And Nuna had to take him out of the game. Granted at like the 70th minute or something. No, there was still like... Oh, not early. It was still like 15 or 20 to go. Oh, a decent amount of time that it... Oh, I could have gone either way. I know.

So she took him out. Yeah. And the Broncos... I was very stressed in that situation. But that happened, I was like, oh, no, we're going to lose. Oh, God. The Broncos women, the Broncos men and the Brisbane Lions. Yeah.

And the origin. Oh, God. I forgot about the origin. Yeah. It's been a big year. And my daughter was born all in the one year. I actually did see you on your Instagram crediting flow for being the good luck. I think she might be.

She counteracted your bad luck. Yeah. I hope you're rubbing her head like a little Buddha. I just said to Morgan like, how special is this? She's born in this year and I explained all that. And she was like, she's just not going to care. I was like, you don't know she won't. And I'll make sure she does.

That's very true. She doesn't know she won't. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? She loves it. She might grow up in your shadow and go, yes. Yeah. I care about these stuff heaps, and I'm the reason.

Brisbane did so well. She probably wouldn't even go for the Bronx, but still. Hey man, you can get in her. She'd be like, I'm a night's man. Like, no, you're not. Yeah, but daddy's sperm. He's technically originally from W.A., but still. We go for this team.

No, it was a great weekend. I had a special time. Very special. I'll unpack a bit in the show. But how are we all going in this room? Mate, fantastic. I too had a special weekend. I married a couple of legends.

I saw that. Who were my first ever booking ducker. It was a beautiful roundabout way. When I first got accredited, Sarah, this bride, was the first one to ever book me. So she hadn't seen your fee. Oh, I'm in too deep. It took two years to pay me off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But no, so that was glorious. No, I did look nice. A couple of hiccups at that wedding, but we can get into that another time. Okay. But it was no, it was lovely, a lot of family time. And my first date night in about two months, that was absolutely ruined by my husband. You tell me if I'm justified in having the ick. Okay.

bit later in the show. But we've got a co-fod today. Oh, we do? Which is the priority, I think. We have Lewis Copoly tickets on the show every single day. You're just got to get involved. In any way, shape or form. Maybe you're a Bronco.

Oh, yeah. And you'd like your two seconds. I just want to come on and say we did it. I'll congratulate you too. Babs, let them all through today, okay? Let them all win. Sure. Babs is flying high this weekend.

Taylor Swift's album came out on Friday, obviously. We've been talking for three minutes. We haven't even touched on life of a show, girls. Are we playing something in the show today? I believe we do have... Because that's what we said on Friday and we ended up not playing anything. We have one.

How many? Let's count how many we have. One. Two. Two. We have two in the show today. That's not bad. That's actually less than I assumed.

Yeah, it's not too bad. That's pretty good. But Babs is, I believe in her blog is probably going to run us through some Tatea stuff. Oh, fantastic. I'd imagine that's what the blog's about. I haven't, I'm making that up. It isn't, but I can change it. Oh, no.

Pivot, you've got 50 minutes to pivot. Do what you need to do, Babs. Shaga, how's your weekend? It was good. It's about long, which is good. That's always nice, isn't it? Break. Yeah. I've never heard someone be able to make a long weekend sound negative.

Sound dull? No. I feel like it went for a long time. It was sunny and hot and it went for a long time. I feel like I got a lot done. Sounds pretty good to me. A lot of life admin. A couple of errands.

Just did some stuff around the house. Saw my mom. Some friend on Sunday. Should I watch the game too? I was proud of him. Oh, yeah, absolutely. With a snag in head. He messaged me when I won saying, we did it.

And I was like, we did, buddy. So all the board. All aboard. All aboard the Bronx train, baby. The Bronx. Come on. Bronx bandwagon. Yeah. And it's a surprise that no one.

I've yet to get a reply from all the DMs I send to the Broncos. Classic. So rude. I think they're freed up now. They've got nothing else on. Hey, up next though, one of the team members made an Instagram post for the first time in, geez, must be years. Yeah. Wasn't Jess, wasn't me, wasn't Shy Lord.

It could have been shy guy, but he's actually been pretty active on his stories. Bab's made a post. I've got someone to unpacked with you that I wasn't allowed to. to do that I thought was funny but I got in trouble for it. Okay. Yeah. Pot kettle black, Babs.

Interesting. I don't know what you would mean. Jess and Ducko. Jeff and Ducko. Right now, Babs, you want to come in here quickly? Babs doesn't know. Have you noticed? We invited her before Ed Sheeran.

She's a bit, because Babs never posts on social media and I want this to, I want this to go on the record. This isn't a hate on your post, Bab. There's nothing to do with that. Beautiful post. Because, you know, if you hate on her post, you'll never post again. Because it's been two years. is between drinks.

And she only, looking at her Instagram, she only got like, what, five photos up there, so she's had some delete. You go through and delete some things too.

I overthink things, yeah. She could have had about 14 on there, but she refuses to accept any collaboration that has you or eye on it. Oh, God forbid the work page.

Even though your friends love us, you know, they'd love to see mum and dad on there. I think so. So I was going to write a comics. I saw Jess commented. So you put a post up saying, got dressed up with my friends

and it's you in a dress. And even when I see like Babbs make a post, I actually double take. I'm like, Billy, who's Billy Carl? Oh my goodness. She's doing a full pose. Absolutely. Now, we, I was going to write a comment and Morgan said I'm not allowed to.

Oh, okay. But I want the temperature check of what the team thinks if I could do this. You know what? Why don't you post it right now? We're going to live reaction. Okay. Have you done my phone? All right. I can get your Instagram up. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on. I was going to get as funny as it was. Okay. Exactly what you were going to post. We can always delete. You know. If you, if you're that out of, you can delete it yourself. Okay, okay, posting, posting, posting, okay. All right, is it loaded?

It's loaded. I want you to read it. We're going to refresh. I tag Shagai in it because it was an intro with the two. Okay. Oh, good. That goes out to my inbox that way. I don't have to find it.

So, Babs? Oh, I didn't actually, before I bought, it says, wow, at Luke Sheppley. I can see that upper lip slug from here. And then I post it. I wonder why Morgan didn't want you to post it. I thought, because Shagay gave a joke about you in the mo. I was like, Babs will find that. funny, it'll be an intro. Then I realized Morgan's

like, no one else on her platform will find that funny. They are going to think that you were just saying chas and mustache. I was like, what? No, shy guy said it. And the fact that you didn't, like, it's not addressed too bad. It's addressed technically too shy guys. Yeah. I was hoping he'd come in back. And no one

else commented, so it's now the only comment. No, no, there's like 16 comments on it. Yeah, actually got a lot of... Yeah, 18. Not a line. A lot of cute, yes, slay. Yes. Wow, I can see the upper lip slide to me. So if I'd done that without... One of her friends has commented with a whole gif of the mask.

Oh, I'm going to delete them, Babs, because I feel bad. Oh, you don't have to. Oh, I can't delete from yours? Oh, no. Oh, no, you delete it. No, I feel bad. You delete it. Wait, can you not delete it?

I can't delete it. Well, you're in trouble. I don't think I can delete it. Anyway, if I'd done that without you... Sorry, can we just circle back. No, I had a boom a moment. Shive I just didn't scroll down to look at the comments. No, because someone commented a photo, so I thought that was someone else's post.

You're an idiot. Mate, you, are you making the tech guy? Are you okay? Geez, how hard did you get it with your mum on the weekend? You and your mum watching the Bronx on the weekend, mate. You're dusty. Anyway, that's a great. Your wife made the right.

Okay, so if I'd done that, would you have laughed or been offended? I probably would have laughed and then sent like a passive regret. And then thought about it and then been offended? Yeah, probably. Good call, boy, guys. Jess and Ducco, we have very important business. Yep. We've celebrated the Broncos win collectively.

Yes, we have. There's another win I'd like us to celebrate collectively. What have we got? Because I think this feels very Jess and Ducko-coded. Now, unofficially, because Guinness World Record was not there in Kenya. So knowing how Guinness have the stronghold over world records. They really do. And if they do not have at least two officials present, you cannot claim it.

And in fact, it's very expensive to get them out there. I think you have to cover their travel and all that, but you genuinely have to pay a fee. Imagine the weirdos that would roll in from Guinness. Like, the people who judge World Records. Oh, I've got to measure these woman's fingernails to see if they are the longest. I'd imagine they have a rider as well. Like sandwiches with the crust cut off, please? They probably would...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Five lemon ruskies at room temperature, please. Room temperature lemon rusky. I would rather cut my toe off than have a room temperature lemon... It's got to be ice cold. It's got to be ice cold. I don't know why I went with room temperature because they're weirdos. Yeah, they are.

But a man has, I guess... Oh, hang on a minute. Babs, you've written officially. I thought it was unofficial because Guinness weren't there. Is she there? No, you're not coming through, Babs. You press the roll button? Oh, sorry, I was. Daylight savings is Wiggis all out.

We're all firing. I thought the whole point of this was they weren't there. I meant to write unofficially. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, so you've written the wrong thing. That is a key element of the story. A key element. Did you hear it?

That's our field's team. That's what we read on here. Don't bring me into that. Let's bring, you're just as bad at a long time. Doug, let's bring the rice cookers in behind the scenes. Babs looks me in the eye and goes, sorry, there's no written articles. I'll just give you all the information you need to know. I said, I trust you.

We got you, girl. Thank you. Yeah. She's been listening to Taylor's new album. She's, you know, she's bouncing around the walls. She's got different priorities today. And then she miswrite something. A man has unofficially broken the Guinness World

record after releasing a continuous fart that lasted 40 seconds. Now, that's your little sound effect of a fart. Yeah. Shire guy's done his job, hopefully. Let's see what comes out of the speaker. He's got the audio. Oh, great. We got the actual.

Because the dude recorded it. This was in Kenya, so there is Kenya commentating. Like him on a second, mate. How much longer do we have on this? 20 seconds. This is halfway. And the Kenyans, I believe, is saying... He's got to be pushing, right?

They're saying very long part. Wow, wow, wow. Lucky we're recording. They're saying, what'd you have for dinner, you weirdo? Is it too late to get beginners people here? There is still seven seconds left on this. This can't be real. This is going to be a balloon.

Are you? Are you accusing the Kenyan? The boys at the end? Oh, 40 seconds, my God. So I was on the BuzzFeed Kenya equivalent websites. What do you do at nighttime when you're looking for content for the show? How do you end up on BuzzFeed Kenya? Slow news days is how I get to that.

I didn't know we strolled the Kenyan times. The Mumbai Minutes, mate. That's right. That's right, the Bangladeshi bugle. And now he's on BuzzFeed Kenya. Well, unfortunately, Guinness were not there. They were not there to clarify that with their own eyes and ears and their own stopwatchers. I could see that being fake.

Like, you need to, for a fart, you need to be there in order for that to be real, you know? Are you disproving? Are you discounting the... Look, I don't want to say the Kenyan Boys are lying because they sound like they're having a great time with it. But I feel like for a far you need to be there. However, 40 seconds, I think, is achievable. I mean, that felt like a long time. It did feel like a long time.

But they don't have one Jessica Fouchi only like we do. Right. I reckon I reckon so. Load you up on bean. Let me have. I've got this beautiful butter bean with miso recipe. Oh, delicious. Let me have that for lunch.

Yeah. Come over this afternoon. Yeah. Oh, no, I won't be having it because we'll kill shy guy. I reckon have it and do it live on the show tomorrow. Oh, okay. I'll do it for lunch and dinner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'll come in tomorrow. Yeah, you got to load on this stuff. All right. I want you to only have this stuff like a day or two. All right. And then we'll record the mics. And you just live, let it rip.

I do my butter bean with misos for lunch. Maybe I do a four bean. salad for dinner and then I'll have baked beans before the show tomorrow. Oh, I love it. Just don't let it go. Imagine if it went early. It's like when you're in bed with Angus or something. Oh, I know. Because the issue is I'm trying to go to the gym. Yeah, yeah. Oh, if I do a squat and then I let it go with the gym. That's actually, that's happened to me a few times doing a big heavy squat and you let, yeah. Obviously, Googling farts and stuff. It says if you want to get one out, if you're feeling

trapped gas, a squat is a great way to do it because you, you know, compress and release. Yeah, yeah, releases it out. Yeah. So you don't want, you do not want that, okay? I don't want that. Do you don't want to go early? No. So that's your goal for the next 24 hours. All right. Go home and do your research.

Watch this space, this time tomorrow. Okay, brew now. Hey, should we play Alphabucks? We should. I'm worried, though, about Babs, you know. Yeah, yeah. Stuffing something up again when there's $10,000 on the line. Shagga, I can come through the phones.

Oh, you lost confident. All right, I'll talk to you next, Russ. It was my comment, wasn't it? Oh, hang on. 131060 call through to speak to Shire. We're switching it up. You have 30 to turn it up. Jess and ducco in the morning.

Jess and ducco's 10K alpha bucks on hit alpha bucks. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions. All starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. Can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back, of course, if there is time. We are playing for $10,000.

Our player today is Renee. Oh, hello, Renee. You said your name. Hey, good morning. Yeah, Renée, yeah, you'd beat me to it. Yes. Renee. She's like, let me save you the trouble, Bucco.

Yeah, I'll do it. I can do this part. Renee, how was your long weekend? It was very relaxing, very good. It was amazing at the show and a great family time. There you go. Wonderful to here. Very good.

The question is, what are we spending $10,000 on? My family and my children. The school holidays and prepping for Christmas. All right. Yeah. I know. Bloody October. Let's start thinking about Christmas presents and the Christmas feast.

One thing standing between you and some early Christmas shopping, Renee, it's the back end of the alphabet. You're going to play with the letter Z. Okay, the letter Z. The letter Z. You're ready to rock? I am. All right.

Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter Z, we need you to name a number. Zero. A comedy film. Um, uh, comedy film. Is Zoolander. A country. Zimbabwe.

A fashion brand. Zimbo. A verb. A verb is a... A periodic element. Oh, geez, that's a good one. Renee, you've run out of time, but I couldn't listen to you all day, just work it out. I love you. I love you, Renee.

I don't think we've had live feedback on the questions before Bab. So there you go. That's a great question, says Renee. Renee, you got yourself three, but geez, we had fun to get three six. Didn't we? A fashion brand, Zimbo. Never heard of it. Zara or Zimmerman, perhaps.

Are you wearing Zimbo right now, Renee? Zara. Jesus. It was there. A verb. You've danced around with zip zoom or zap for a while, but you didn't get there. Oh, God bless you. I don't know what you got, to be honest.

Michael, we're almost around before. Zaboodles. A period. One of the great questions, zinc is. Zinc. Yeah. Oh, damn. I try so hard.

Hey, Renee, that's what we can ask for. It's Tuesday. Effet, Renee. It's early. It's Tuesday, it feels like a Monday. And look, I think, out of anyone, Renai, who plays this game, you're going to like this. You don't get the cash, but you do get $100 at Mink's erotic boutique. Oh, my God.

I'm so grateful. You guys are amazing. And that is very special. And he's super touches my heart for this this morning. Thank you so much. You'll touch something. Renee, you are so gorgeous. Thank you for joining the show.

You call back any time. We love you, Renee. Okay, thank you. You have a wonderful week. You guys. I'm very grateful. Yes, Renee. What a delight.

You find me up, Renee. What a delight. Get out and get after it this week, Renee. I love you guys. Love you. Yes and Ducko. Hey, it's Babs, and this is my blog. Commence Operation Superstar Bratsley.

It's been a big weekend. Huge weekend. She had soccer prezos. I think the cheeks play. somewhere, her boyfriend's band. Bus, her favourite artist, T-Swift. T-Swift! Finally dropped, new music, life of a showgirl, and she's in... I assume you're talking about Taylor Swift.

Yeah, great. Sorry, I would like to. Yeah. I'd like to. That's on me. That one's on me. My bad. You're here to talk about Tadl Swift.

I am, yeah. What's your hot take, Babs? Well, Babs have a message of group chat on Friday. Babs and Shagga on back and forth about the album. Shaggo saying, he didn't vibe it. Bab's saying, no, I don't mind it. Yeah, saying, can you shut up? I'm still on my third listen.

I need to really feel my feelings. Yes. I was mowing the lawns, then I put it on while I was mowing. Fantastic. You know? Listen to it as well. Have you got a hot take? Yeah, I mean, you know, a bit more poppy.

Bit more poppy. Bit less sad. I know. The last one was very sad. Yeah, so this album's actually been very controversial among a lot of people. So it's getting very mixed reviews. Oh man, Taylor. She knows how to generate a headline.

She does. So essentially, this whole thing was a launch event, actually. So it wasn't just that she released the album. She actually released a film at the same. same time so that's everyone's coming for her for that so what was the film so it was like behind the scenes footage of her filming her music video for the single song the fate of ophelia so hang on that's an issue people don't like that we're saying why didn't you just release that on youtube because it's literally just a film clip and then her talking about the film clip that's the film right yes

so she brought that out alongside the album that it actually sold 15 million's worth of tickets in 24 hours. Crazy. So it broke a record for ticket sales as well. So $34 million in U.S. ticket sales as soon as it came out over the weekend. So, yep, she broke a record there. And the Spotify, I don't know the stats on Spotify, but she must have pumped some records there. I don't have some big stats, but it did have over 5 million pre-saves.

So people saw that it was coming out so you can pre-save on Spotify. It's so that when it comes out, it automatically goes into your library. So it had over 5 million of people just. waiting for it. And that's so funny, the figure 5 million. I'm like, that seems small for Taylor Swift. You know what I mean? But that's massive.

That's pretty. It's absolutely. Any artist would kill for those numbers. Yeah. So this one, this album is only 12 songs in 40 minutes, which is pretty rare for her, because when she brought out the Tortured Poets Department, it had all these extra singles,

and then she brought out the whole anthology, and there was, like, ridiculous amount of songs on it. Did she do some Taylor's editions that are, like, 10 to 12 minutes long for one song? Yeah. 40 across the album. Yeah, everyone's like, oh, they were expecting a lot more, I think. But she's just kind of brought out 12 songs.

It's 40 minutes long, that's it. Just poppy, you know, just radio vibes. My, our boss would love that, get him, get it out. Yeah, Totten Pryant, Taylor. Don't bore us get to the chorus, Taylor. And this one was the first time in a while that she didn't collaborate with Jack Antonoff, which does have, did all her previous albums. Okay.

And he's the one that does things like, Lord and Lana Delray and everything. Do we think there's a feud there, or what are we reading into that? No, apparently she, just because of the, timing because she did it in between the Eras Tour. She got, what's his name? Max Martin to do it. So he actually helped her produce the track, shake it off, blank space. Don't blame me.

So she's gone for the poppy roots. She's gone for that. Don't blame me right. That's probably why it does sound a bit different. Okay. So what's your take on the track? So we've got... Ooh, I like this one.

Yes. This one apparently is actually in response to Charlie XX. So she's actually dissing on her. Because apparently her song's sympathy. is a knife, is ripping off Taylor Swift and saying that when she was around Taylor Swift, it made her feel really bad about herself. So Taylor's fired back. Taylor's fired back.

Because Charlie likes a party and Taylor doesn't? Yeah, I think so. And she's actually fired back and said, like, it's actually really sweet that you're thinking of me and your songs and writing songs about me and kind of just ripping her. So I saw some people come out and say, like, Charlie XX, like, worshipped her and was like being nice. And then Taylor's come out and saying, no, but. Well, yeah.

I don't know what's real. Have we misconstrued. Oh, goodness me. Oh, goodness me. You'd hate to get Taylor off something. You're not going to win that. You're not going to win that. You'll lose that battle nine times out of ten. Apparently, she's also dissing Kanye in one of her songs.

Yeah, that's what cancelled is about, yeah, that Kim and Kanye. Now, Shy Guy's favourite track, he takes of the group. A bit of wood. At least it's a bit boppy compared to the rest. There he is, morning. We'll do Shy Guy's blog after seven. You just hold onto those thoughts. Now, what's Wood about?

Wood is about Travis Kelsey's Magic One. You need links and great. Herce. Hello. It's about his doodle. Okay. So Lady Gaga taught us disco stick. And now Taylor's words,

Magic Wand, Redwood Tree and Hard Rock. Yeah. So he's obviously not packing an extra medium like me. He's obviously got some heat down there, you know? Or is he? Or is he's just trying to change the narrative. I see what you're doing. That's a great partner.

Like, I know Morgan does great press for you, but we all know the truth because you're a bit too honest. It's not that small. Yes. She's your Taylor, just trying to, you know. That's her song. If Morgan Brayette. a song would be, it's not that small.

He's just being funny, you know, but Taylor's doing the same. She'd be talking about bonsai trees with mine. Those tiny little hedges. And the little, little shears. Anyway, okay. It's a journey.

It's a journey. So do you give us first rating out of ten, first thoughts? Compared to other albums. Because you like the depresso stuff. You like the slower stuff. I do like the slower stuff. But I can see, like this is, this is a

fun album. I don't know why. She's getting so much hate for it. Because it's Taylor Swift, and she can't do anything. Keep it locked on here, because we'll play it three times an hour. We've got another one coming up soon. Jess and Ducko. Yes, and Ducko. Love you, Dean. Tuesday morning. Oh, yeah.

I don't know what it is about this song. But I'm hearing it everywhere. Like, any time I go to, like, someone's house or whatever, there's drinks, they put the music on. They chuck the Ui boom on. The people are putting that on. I don't understand why it's getting such airtime. I think it might be the perfect combination of chill vibe with a nice toe tap and beep. So you can actually feel like, oh, it's doing something to me,

but it's not ostentatious enough to draw you out of a convo. You and your mates listening to it, Babs, much? Yeah, a lot. There you go. I love a bit of OD. She's multi-generational. She's everyone's loving me, the young ones, and us. Shaga and his mom on the weekend, after they watch their old final.

Sharon was all over OD before we were. She's like, it's got a Nora Jones vibe about it. It does have a bit Nora Jones, he doesn't it? Definitely does. Great, great analogy. There you go. Where was the last time we thought about Nora Jones? Let's do Friday Bang a Nora Jones edition. Oh, that's not. There's only one song. We're all about the same

one. No one can lose. Hey, do you hear that Jess? I'll still find a way to lose. Hey, right now, you get involved on 131060. You can be off to Lewis Capaldi. It's a co-fod. Every day, 9 a.m. this week, someone will be sent with two tickets to Lewis. You just got to get involved at some point. I didn't think this was

that weird. And I think I spoke about this to you guys in the podcast last Friday. You just, an offhanded comment that stopped certainly me down. Yes. There is more to dissect here, my friend. We need to unpack that. Yes. So for my sister's royal wedding, the pilgrimage to Byron that I went on a couple of weeks ago, bigger than Ben Hur this thing.

Anyway, I was in the bridal party with the boys, and it was, obviously, my brother-in-law and his mate. So, you know, I was not on the outer, because like... Because you'll insert yourself. Because obviously, I'm all weapon. I'm coming in hot. You know what I mean? Have you had a lot of the royal.

Have you met the bride's brother? He's alleges. He is too much. He needs to pull it back. And they're like, we're best friends now? No, they're all good guys. He does breakfast radio. He's a morning person.

Get on my level, boys. Come on, jump up here. Is he on drugs? What's wrong with him? Like you at the grandfond, everyone's like, how many beers has dung her hat? I'm sober. I've got to drive home. Yeah, there was a lot of that.

I've got a five-month-old. I was going to get back. I was like, well, I wasn't. But thank you for your concern. A lot of breathos out when you leave in Sydney. Trust me. I'm not going to risk it. Double demerits on school holidays.

I'm not an idiot. You had so many Broncos supporters around you who are so drunk on 4X. Just the fumes off their breath were getting you a contact high. And getting drunk on 4X is tough to do because it's light. So it's like, you know, it's one set of drinks. You have to have 700. Oh, yeah. Anyway.

Back to your sister's wedding. You were there. The morning of the wedding. And when you're at a bridal party, particularly for the groomsmen, like the girls get ready from 5am, whatever it may be. For the boys, it is a slow, boring day. You don't need to get ready that early. Like, realistically, what time was the ceremony?

I think it was three. Yeah, like, which is standard these days. Like, we had to leave at 1.30 to be there at 2, which is still even early. We had photos at 11, and she was done with us at like 20 past 11. So you get, you're at this house together. Until 11, you have nothing to do. Then you put your suits on. You get a photo.

And then, like, all right, we're going to leave now. You don't need to leave another two hours. And you're like, I guess we'll take our suits off again, not to get them dirty. That was in the run sheet, wasn't it? Your sister had itemized. You're allowed to eat. Yep. Because obviously the ceremony.

ceremonies later in the afternoon. Have some lunch, but you better take your jackets and your shirts off. Because if you get one driplet of sauce, you're in so much trouble. Yeah, you are in a lot of trouble. That's a lot of time to twiddle your thumbs. So what we did is we all sat down and we watched some flicks. We put on... Matt Deamy.

Team America. Now, when we were having this very off-handed conversation last week, you just said something, because I think we were talking about Team America. I'm like, when was the last time you watched it? It's an old movie, obviously, from the 2000s. And you said, just the other week before my sister's wedding. We literally sat down and watched it. Took me by surprise.

That is not pre-wedding movie. It's going to be a beautiful big day. God, we laugh, though. I guess we sit down and watch a... Even the idea of just watching a movie. Like, if you said you'd sat down and watched the holiday, which is a rom-com, I think I still would have been wigged out. Like, what do you mean?

That's more weird, though, for a group of guys to see down and watch the holiday together pre-wedding. I think that's weirder than too hilarious. Well, that's another question, which is weird. So the problem was with that movie, there's so many quotable lines. When my sister was walking down in the aisle, I was like, meh. Just trying to make the groom laugh. Anyway, we thought it would be fun on 131060.

Get involved. What did you do the morning of the wedding? Like it can be guys or gals, it doesn't matter. I'm probably more aiming this to what the dudes get up to. Look, if you are a lady and stereotypically you did get up at 5 a.m. to start your hair and make up, you can call. You can call. The Lewis Capaldi tickets are there, but we sort of know that you did that.

I want to know what you did that maybe is going to take us by surprise. You sat down and watched Team America. I would never in a million years have guessed that. It was fun. But how rude, I've never really thought what the boys do. But also such a good time. It's actually a perfect time to watch a movie because you can't really do anything else. You batted up Team America, didn't you?

No, they were someone else. Shut up. Maybe I did suggest it. We were talking about on the show, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did it go down well? Like, was everyone going, oh, my God. I haven't seen that in ages.

Yes. Super incorrect, too. Like, couldn't make it these days. It's certainly not PC. It's very sweary. It's puppets doing it. Yeah, yeah. I got Babs to go and watch it too. Does your sister know that that's what her husband did the morning of the wedding?

Some reason I think she'd be annoyed. Weirdly, I would be, if I found out that's what Angus did before we got married, I think I'd be annoyed. Did you ask him what he did? No, I know what he did. He had to get up even earlier than he set up the whole freaking wedding. He was planning the thing. He was actually doing work. Because I think for mine, I went for a run, and then we sat at the house and we, like, had a beer or two.

But, like, then your mates who will just grooms and passengers get drunk, and you're just there like, well, I can't. Just trying to keep them in line. I don't think I did much, except for just sit around. And it just makes the day so slow. I've never heard of sitting down to watch a movie. Yeah. But it begs the question, what did you do before the ceremony? What did you do the day of before you actually saw your, you know, bride to be or you were waiting for you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jess and Ducko Ducko of all my strengths I don't think pranks or stitch-ups Oh yes Is on that list Because I've tried Yeah recently

I just didn't go to plan And in fact you know what It's not like it even turned out badly Oh right And I guess I can now look at one member of the team Almost with a new appreciation and love Because what was meant to be a bit of fun Bit funny bit silly

Has turned into What a great person I tried to stitch up a member of the team last week. Oh, right, right. It was you. Shock horror. And it didn't quite go to plan. Oh, this is great.

So what I tried to do, Babs was in on it. Shy guy, let me explain. Okay. We're very lucky. We've been renewed. Our contracts have been renewed for another couple of years, which comes with it, some new pickies. We get to book in for a photo shoot and get some new updated imagery.

I'll stop you right there. Okay. Who's been really excited for this photo shoot? Who's wanted it for two years? Who has planned the whole thing and organise all the vendors. The boss has essentially said, Jess, if you organise this, you can get it. I have nagged him that much. He's finally relented and gave Shy Guy's credit card to pay all the bills, which is so exciting.

Yes. But part of that ducco, obviously, it's not our first rodeo. We have to get some outfits. We have to decide what we're going to wear. Late last week, off air, I showed you a series of outfits. I don't know why you showed me. I was like, okay, we've got to match. And I was like, I don't know how to match, but okay.

I was like, we've got to compliment, Dungo. So let me show you some outfits I'm considering. And you tell me if you've got something already in your wardrobe, maybe you'll have to go shopping. Yeah, I remember watching this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were on the other side of the desk. You showed me like five or six different outfits.

I did. Now, I'm going to send you one of them, shall I go? Okay, please do. Because amongst the outfits, Ducco, were some very revealing. Well, quite, I'm quite. But there was a lot of fresh But like that's not uncommon for you Like I was like

You know I didn't wear a bra once And you saw me nipples Babbs goes risque I'm like yeah but like Jess you know You have been known to go through vides Where it's like you can you know

Reveal So to bring the rice cookers in That's not an uncommon dress For Jess to wear She's got some bottom boot You got a lot of tummy And bottom boob So a lot of the dresses

Were just pretty dresses Wouldn't you say babes Yes But then a couple of them Had a lot of cutouts A lot of flesh, some weird shapes around the halterneck area. And that one in particular, I basically had my whole boob out underboob because I wanted to see... What was I'm going to say?

This is a bit risky. I don't think we should put this in the... I was like, I was like sex sells, baby. Nice. In my head, I was like, so should I have no shirt on? I'll just cut some nipple holes out. I just wanted to see how you navigate. Me showing you this is what I want to wear.

Now, I don't know if you noticed, but Babs was off to the side. Filming you. I remember being in the middle, Babs on my left, you there. I remember you guys both watching me. She had her phone out. This is a little bit of you reacting when I showed you this very cut-out, revealing dress. That I thought was sick, because if it's torso up, it's more interesting. Yeah.

Yeah. And then that one is an option as well. Yeah, nice. Yeah, okay. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, most things match black. Exactly, yeah. Because I just, you know, it's a whole, like, oh, my God, you know, it's meant to reflect. Like, the show. and fun or whatever. It's a bit cheeky. Yeah.

Underboob. That's trying to like coax you into talking about me boobs out. And you were so kind. I text Babs afterwards being like, well, that wasn't as dramatic as I thought it was going to be. And she wrote back, we love a supportive king. We do love a supportive king.

What you're forgetting is I grew up the middle brother of two sisters. I know better than to judge an outfit or say anything about a lady's attire. Like, I'll always play the straight bat in that. So when you showed me that, in my head, I was thinking, there's a lot of titty there. But I was also like, well, you know what?

Like, it's her choice and she wants it on the billboard. Like, you go, girl. Your tits aren't get any better as you get older. So you may as well. You may as well. I cannot believe what was meant to be a prank to be funny and get you in an uncomfortable position has just made you look like such a top-notch guy.

I don't wear that dress. I'll wear a jock strap. Jess and Ducco Let's get people talking, baby Jess and Ducco Hey, not far away from winning $10,000 with Alfa Bucks Your next chance coming up, of course, 8 o'clock Be pretty good after a long weekend

Wouldn't it just? Maybe we need to advise if you're dusty Yep Maybe wait till tomorrow Give yourself another 24 I'd like to hear you if you're dusty Okay I don't want to maybe you'd be a bit unincumbered

Uninipitous You could be a bit looser And maybe your brain will work Yeah It's just open you know you're not scared Out those words starting with tea from your back pocket. We do our best work hungover sometimes, you know? You're not right.

Delirium often leads to greatness. Yeah. Okay, I retract. However you are feeling this morning, call in. Ring a ding ding ding. Now, I hope you three are feeling good because we've got my acting class up next. I'm feeling very good.

And in the theme of grand finals, having been the theme of this last couple of weekends, with AFL, of course, in NRL, we're doing sports movie. The most iconic sports movie there is, your favorite. Airbud. What? Is that the dog? The dog?

The dog that plays butt. There's nothing in the rule book that says dogs can't play basketball. No, you can't quote. I can. My goodness. Don't be jealous just because Pam can't play basketball. You don't be taking your crap out on airbag. Pam's coming on a two-week-old UTI.

There's definitely no way she can play basketball. She's out again. She's on the bench. She had me out of 2 a.m. last night. I was like, Sweetie, this is gone. You've drained it. It's just so funny because you have a five-month-old in your house

who should be the more annoying of your children. The more demanding. Right now, the oldest child is the worst. Trust me, Flo is a dream. Anyways, if it's not air bud, what's the most iconic sport movie? I don't reckon this will make you get it, but I just want to play it to set the mood. It's like field of dreams.

What is pain? Fresh bread. What do we love? Remember the sun? Yeah. I, Denzel's best. One of the great. Denzel's best.

One of you gets to play, Denzel. Oh, that's going to be shy. Please, want to be shy. My God, it's up next. Jess and daco. Shaggot, blow your pants. Bab, stop crying. I need energy.

Just stop eating on camera. Rolling camera. Rolling lights. Rolling audio. Huckos. Acting class. And action. Hello, my fair,

Thespians. Salutation. I salute you take. Good morrow. Good morrow, sir. One of the great radio segments is. Sorry, we just have a second, neither of these two greeted you. I know. Ah, good morrow, shy lord.

I don't know what that's from. Just saying good morrow. Oh, good morrow. Just Shakespeare in for the morning. Hello to you, Babs. Good morrow. Ah, there we go. It feels good.

I don't know what that's from. Sorry, it's not on their scripts director, so God forbid. It's not. They don't color outside of the line. I haven't seen Harry Potter. It's not Harry Potter. It is Shakespeare. Oh.

Excuse me. We're not watching Shakespeare. How dare you? Not watching Shakespeare. I don't know. You went to a, I'm pretty sure. You went to a private school here. No, we're to public school.

Still, that's why, guys. Education. No, I still think Shakespeare is like a, good morrow is like a known thing. It's pretty known. All right. I'll take your word for it. Hey, hey, look, holes in the education, that's fine. I don't know why I know Good Morrow, but I do.

Now, today we are doing, Remember the Titans as a as our acting scene. One of the most incredible movies. Full stop, but one of Denzel's, if not his best. One of the greats. It's such a good movie. You know Ryan Gosling's in this movie too? Yes.

It's a gridiron movie. He plays a horrible, like, he's bad at his job in the grin eye movie, but yeah, he's in it. Essentially, this scene is between Coach Boone, who's Danzel's character, who's played by Jess. Thank you. He's the new black coach who's come in in a time when black players are trying to make their way into the college football, okay? This is not being accepted by some of the southern white folk, right?

Coach Bill Yost is the former coach, who's now assistant coach, played by you Babs. Yeah. I think you'll do a great job. You're Southern. No one can do a Southern accent like you. So true. And then the captain of the team, who's trying to come to terms with his friends being predominantly the white folk, but also trying to accept the new. The Black is Jerry Berthier.

That's you, Shy Lord. Okay. You have to lead one and all. You're conflicted, but you're trying to do the right thing, all right? This is a scene about trying to get the team to come together and to buy in, okay? That's all I, remember, they are Southern. so Shy Guy and Babs, you're Southern, Jess, you're not. Yep, yep.

So you can be normal. But I just want to hear the passion. This is high stakes, all right? Are we ready to go? Ready. Okay. Sorry, again, I was the only one to respond to the director. Yeah, sorry, sorry.

I'm ready. Yeah, I'm ready too. Are we ready to go? Yes. Good morrow, Shire, Lord. Good morrow. All right, and action. Bertier, you're the captain.

But this team's still fighting itself. Black, white, it don't matter. You're going to let them tear it. each other apart? I'm trying, coach. Southern, you're Southern. I'm trying, coach. But half these guys don't want to listen to me.

Pete is acting like he don't need a captain, and the defense is still playing soft. Jerry, you're pushing too hard. You're barking orders like you're a boon. These boys need a leader, not a drill surgery. Hold up, Bill. You think I'm too hard on him? They say, your team no more.

I'm building med out here, not Codlin boys. Yes. Look, I'm doing what you are. You're frustrated. Frustrata here, Jerry. It literally says, Frustrade. Focus on the accent.

Be frustrated, okay, just lean into it. Relax, go. Look, I'm doing what you ask, Coach Boone. Accent. But I can't make them respect me if they don't respect each other. What do you want from me?

What? I want you to lead for it here. Not just the boy boys. Not just your friends, everybody. You think I've got it easy up here? I'm fighting the same fight you are. You want to be captain. Like it.

That's terrifying. I guess we have the dinner. Hey, keep in scene. She's method right now. Thank you. Just keep them together, Jerry. That's all we're asking. Yes, sir.

I'll handle it. Good. Now get out there and make it right. Bill, we've got work to do. Ain't that the truth? Scene. I mean, Bass's accent just got more and more twain. He really stole the sun.

More twain. She had one lot of image. She's stalled. Jess and Ducco in the morning. Jess and Ducco's 10K alpha bucks on hit. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer.

Cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. Playing today for $10,000, we have Emma. Good morning, Emma. Good morning. Emma, how you're feeling?

After a long weekend, was it a big one for you? Or are you relaxed and rested? Oh, look, as relaxed and rested as a mother can be. Fair enough. Say no more. So not too relaxed. Absolutely. Not too rested, yeah.

Already always operating quite a high frequency. What do you want to spend 10 grand on? Really need a new family car, but unfortunately this weekend our car got side-swiped in a car park. We came back and it has huge scratches and dints up the side, so you might have to get that fixed too. Did anyone leave a note? Yeah, they did. Oh, that's nice.

Yeah. With the insurance company, so I'm not sure if it's a real note or not. Oh, okay. So maybe it was just a platitude. Now we have to follow up today. Right. Well, maybe, Emma, if you do want to look at a whole new car, you could maybe look at a DeWu, a Daihatsu, a Dodge.

Got a DuCardy? Oh, Cardi, maybe. They start with D, and that's what you're going to play. with. All right, perfect. You ready to rock? We love D. Sure.

Okay, your time. We'll start after the first question. Thanks for the support, team. Let's go. Starting with the letter D, we need you to name something in the bedroom. Dress up. A school subject. Dance.

A video game. Donkey Kong. An occupation. Doctor. An adverb. Pass. A flower. Dahlia

A beauty brand A musical A past An actress A Debbie more A six-letter word Directly An advert

Oh no Oh no There might have been a few too many letters There was a few too many letters I was just spelling it out of my head I was like no I think that's too many It is too much I was thinking of absolutely

I was thinking of adverb. Yes. Oh, that was worked. Because you had four, bang, Donkey Kong video game, we're off. Wait, we're on here. Adverb, anything, L. Y, darkly, daringly. Yeah.

Dazenly. Yeah, directly probably could have worked there. Yeah, I was trying to think of it. Adverb too much. Because beauty brand dove is in there. A musical. Dr. Doolittle, Dreamgirls. That's a tougher one.

Oh, my God. I didn't know Dr. Doolittle was a musical. Yeah, no, no. How they do they do the talking at him. Yeah, yeah. And a six-length. a word. I mean, you had a crack at it. Donate or design, divide. There's a few. But look, Emma, we'll still find a chap. You don't get the 10K, but you do get a

Wonderboom play. Bring the party anywhere with Ultimate Ears Wonderboom play. Awesome. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for joining the show. Thank you very much for having me. You're welcome. Have a wonderful day. Thanks for me on the program. We don't get that too often. Thanks for having me on the show. Manners have gone out the window. Yeah, they have, haven't they? They're so overrated. They're going to drill them into their children.

Thank you, Emma. Good. Good on you, Emma. You're setting a shining example for your children. Yeah. You have a great day. Thanks. You too, guys.

See you, Emma. Oh, geez, it's nice, isn't it? It's really nice. Just raised right that girl. Up next, you want to go see Lewis Coppoli? Yes, please. How? You should get involved, 13, 1060.

Wait, win the Coffod. You don't have to wait until Friday to win these tickets. 9 a.m. We're going to send someone. That's all it is. But only if you've called. Only if you've called. And we've got one of the great questions next, asking what you get away with at work.

Oh, yeah. Do it after. New one from Taylor Swift, of course. New album dropped on Friday at 2 o'clock. We had it here on hip. It's the fate of Ophelia. Hip Breakfast. Jess and Ducko with you, happy Tuesday.

What did you get away with at work or while you were working? There's been a couple of incidents in my working life, Ducko, where I sit there and I go, I'm going to get fired for this. Oh, yeah. Do you know what I mean? You kind of go, I should just quit before I get fired. I'm clearly taking the pee. There's a new article that says Gen Z are watching movies and TV shows while.

they're working. Okay. Because obviously there's lots of work from home now. I was just about to ask, these are not office goers, surely. Well, it couldn't be. Unless you're going to the bathroom and just watching, you know, season eight of friends in the toilet. I wouldn't do that.

You wouldn't, surely. You're making the stall next to you also watching it. Where are you up to? Yeah. It says 84% of Gen Z employees report to watching movies or TV shows while they are working. That's a huge portion. 48% admit to lying to their bosses about it, obviously. I mean, why did the other not...

Where was the rest of that percentage? Sorry, Charlene, you're in the toilet for a while. Yeah, sorry, I'm just catching up on the reruns of parks and recreation. What's for the 34% that just didn't lie about? They were honest about it. Do they get fired? They're trying to relate, trying to be cool with their boss? Yeah, boss.

I'm not doing what. I'm getting my work done. They actually did say, if they're getting their work done, does it matter? Because one click up a button, we'll pause the video. The worker is watching and replace it with a full screen, filled with the articles and everything. Oh, hang on a minute. So it's sounding like they are at their desks.

Yes. They're not hidden away doing this on phones. They're literally at their desk. Brazenly in front of the staff. Babs has just typed something in. What's this, Babs? Someone we work with actually does this. Now, but we work in an entertainment sector.

I mean, you could be forgiven going, I'm doing this for research. Is it someone who could have that excuse? Yes, but maybe also someone that does the same job as me and then forgets to put calls across because they're too busy. watching TV. Shy guy?

It's not shy guy. It's the Shelbyville cousin. Oh, shut up. That's funny. What do you mean? During their actual job. Yeah, like while they're working. And isn't it?

Listen to how she's going so soft. Isn't it funny? Because we have a very and this person has a very time-specific job. It's over relatively quickly. Then you can do that. To do it during is brazen. If we watch babes out there,

just watching, what are you watching right now? No, sex in the city. That's right. Yeah. Well, how many times have I thrown to her and she hasn't contributed, hasn't been listening, or just straight up not been there? Or would you rather her eating while we throw to her or her watching sex in the city? Or obviously eating, because at least she's fueling up to be working at max capacity.

Now, it says a lot of people do this. News.com also went out to University of New South Wales and asked students if they thought this is okay. And a lot of them were like, yes, why wouldn't this be okay? If you're getting your work done, why can't you watch movies and TV shows at work? is pretty much the common sense as they're all thinking. I mean, I get it, but also go find something else to do. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are you doing that at work? Like, I can't... Get a jump start on other stuff. Because when I thought on 13, 1060, we can say, like, you know, what did you get away with your work? I've had plenty of past jobs, or I've gotten away with, you know, so much. Absolutely.

I was the buggy boy to golf course once, and I would just take the snacks, like go around with the Mars bars and the salt vinegar chips. I'd go to the back of mine, I'd hide and I'd just eat. Never have I felt more connected to you. You know, I used to work a duty for. at the International Airport, I would sit, because obviously it's a 24-hour job. If I was doing the 2am shift, I'd sit behind the till and eat Pringles.

Why not? Why not? There's no passengers. You looked at the good guys and sample the white goods with another employee. I wanted to tell you that story, and then I was like, oh, it's 8.20 and 3. Well, I worked at the good guys and tested out the white goods. And I don't mean by putting a load on. Oh, well. It was a mixed cycle.

You just got to know where the cameras are. I used to work on... No delicates here, am I right? No, no, no. I used to work on street teams for a former radio station in another state. Mm-hmm. Now, that's when you go out and you give out the free cans of drink. You cross on the radio.

So, we're down here coming out. You're representing. We used to give away movie tickets. And we used to sometimes on shift, because sometimes that way it would work out, you could have like, sometimes like a three-hour gap in between. Destinations. Yeah, yeah. So we'd go to the movies, use the movie tickets and watch a movie.

To be fair, if you ever got caught, I would argue. I just need to know what I'm selling here. Exactly right. If I'm going to give these a way, I need to know what's available. It's research. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that for you. Yeah, I used to do that a fair bit.

I used to steal stationary. From just, from office works? You weren't you work. Not from office work. Not from office jobs. Oh, yeah, yeah. Who's ever paid for a stapler? No, who needs.

Who needs? Highlight of staplers. Yeah. The company has. Exactly. I'm part of the company. What did you show I got a naughty dog? Come on.

Come on, what did you get up to? Well, I used to work a cotton. non, and I used to do rosters, so I wouldn't take eight hours to do the roster. I feel like you can't believe you got away with that. That's so naughty, mate, Mac. Did you dress the Madikins funny, too? Yeah, that's always a bit of fun. You would just leave all the lady mannequins' topless, ha-ha, boobies.

Mismatching clothes? Oh, they're going to be so mad. You crazy, boy. Wait till the area manager comes. Burning 1060. What did you get away with the work? You looked around going, oh, I can't believe I'm getting away with this. Lewis Copoly tickets up for grabs.

No one's in the pool for them yet. We're calling. Get involved. Jess and Ducco. 131060. One of the quieter days we've had. But what did you get away with at work? That's right. You looked around and maybe there was a part of you that went,

should I just quit? Should I not do it? Because now I'm just taking the absolute Mickey. Gen Zee is all admitting to watching TV shows and movies while they work. Initially I thought this was work from home, but as we read further, it's actually people working in the office. At their desk. It's not even squirreling away, going under the desk, going to the bathroom.

And then the interesting stat was people admitting it. Yeah, I can't believe that. And they're obviously stopped by their boss. 84% doing it, admitting to doing it, 48% telling their boss. 40% being like, yeah, boss, that's what I'm doing. Or their boss seeing them and they click one button and it goes back to their work. Is this the classic, you know, the Gen Z thing we learned, quiet quitting? You go, I'll just wait to be fired.

I'll just take my foot off the gas. I'm not going to go so far as to put a resignation letter. I'll just half-ass my job. May as well. Until someone calls me out on it. But they don't see anything wrong with it. As long as I get my job done, everything's fine. Which is just the times we live in.

Whereas you and I getting away with it back in the day, it felt cheek. It felt like we were going above and beyond to be naughty. Yeah, exactly. So if you've been in a similar situation, Talia's called through. Good morning, Talia. Good morning. Babe, you've been at work and you thought,

I can't believe I'm getting away with this. Well, yeah, it wasn't the job that I'm at now, but a couple years ago I worked at Hungry Jacks. Yeah. And I worked in the kitchen, and I used to make myself food and put it in the Walmart that we didn't use for customers and then I would just take it home with me when I finished my shift. You're like, I'm going to need an after-work snack.

I'm just going to make it here. Are you not allowed to do that, Talia, when you work at a food place like that? They were allowed to and get like a staff discount, but we never got food to free. Yeah, now, see, if I'm flipping burgers all day. I'm eating someone. I take you the hot tip. I'm taking a whopper home.

You're taking more than that. I'm taking more than that. Yeah, 48 nuggets. Was it shy guy who said the chips are superior at Hungry Jacks? I think it was. Was it you who loved HJ's? You're taking a basket of those. Yeah, yeah.

I think he's nodding out there. Oh, okay. Crystal on 13, 1060. What'd you get away with at work? Hey, guys, how we doing? Fantastic Crystal. Good, Crystal. I used to work at a pizza shop and we used to deliver at any given time about 20 minutes out to certain places.

And I used to enjoy taking one or two deliveries, getting there as quick as I can and sort of dawdling my way back for about an extra 10, 15 minutes on top of travel. one. I was really hoping you were going to say, I really enjoyed eating one of the slices and just rearranging the pizza, which is something I, I didn't even tell you about that, I think I've shared this before, I used to work room service at a hotel and I would eat the leftovers when I'd go pick up the trolleys. That is so bad. Like, I mean, it's leftover, so it's not going to hurt anyone, but it's only going to hurt

you potentially. You don't know what they've done to it. I would eat the other end of the burger, not where their mouth had been. That is just so weird. And then do the same thing, dawdle back. Thank you, Crystal. We go to Amber on 13, 10, 60, Amber. What does you get away with at work?

We did the deed at work. There we go. Amber, I'm going to need to know the workplace, please. You don't need to be specific, but what type of work? In an office. Yes. Hot. My partner works there too.

Oh. And we thought we would just go for a little quickie in one of the spare offices that no one was working at the time. So it's middle of the day. people buzzing around. There was, yes. Fantastic. When the mood strikes. Yes.

That's right. It was just, yeah, we just locked the door and went for it. And you didn't get caught, nothing bad happened from it? No, no, we didn't get caught. We knew where the cameras were and we just sneaked around the cameras and, yes. Amber, everyone thinks they didn't get caught. But like, you would have come out, shirt untucked, maybe a bit of hair muster. Frazzled.

The mascara running a little bit. Did anyone go, you guys have been off or something? No, no, no one knew at all. So good. That's just, and we've done it twice. Oh, hang on, we're getting greedy. When you get away with it once, why would you go again?

So you're going to get more brazen with it too. Absolutely. It'll be in a public. Yes, that's right. But the thing is, like, he wants to go for the third, but I'm thinking the third, we might definitely get caught. Yeah. Third time's a charm.

Yeah. And where do you do it now? Starewell, you know? Boss's office. Oh, I see bosses's office. The boss's office. Unless Amber is the boss, she's like, well, come on him, you're in trouble. That makes sense.

Close the door behind you. We could do the office when the boss is away. Yes. Comes back to a bum print on his people. Do it and give us a call, Amber, and let us know when it's been done. Just call one day and say, I did it. Say, yeah, this is Amber. Wink, wink, wink.

Yeah, yeah. Got it done. I will. Good. Will. Fantastic. There you go. Wow.

Still one of the great pleasures I've never experienced, Jess. I know you have. And you've lived a life, my friend. But still something to tick off. I feel like my days are done than that. Do you want to babysit this afternoon? You and Morgan could just come in. We're off air.

Come back into the office. You accidentally turn the mics on. That would happen to you. Yeah, it would come in over Carrie and Tommy. Yeah, it would be national or something like that. Jess and Ducco. Choose that out for a long weekend. You know, it'd be great today.

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Sunday Yeah, yeah, for the final. Yeah, yeah, I've been if I drive home yet. God, that would have been a bit more crispier. It was, but I guess all I passed. Hungry Jacks, not stopping at that. Unless, of course, advertised with us, then, you know something? You're a one.

You're a one brand man. H-Js ain't it. It ain't it. It's just not. Even though we just heard from the lovely lady who said, I've missed to make my own dinner and then leave with it. And you know, you know, I'm not a Porto guy either. I think a Porto is trash.

I'm trying to get you on board with the Bondi repop. Nando's a stash. the superior of poros. Like the prego sauce. I beg you, dip your finger in the prego sauce and then come talk to me. I've never had a burger at a porto and gone,

that was good. You know why? So the boss is walking past. Should I stop, canning, advertising? Well, while we're here. He's, he's hookline and sinker on them are crispy. Yeah, Maca's just, you know what you're going to get, baby? That's got a chokehold on him.

They do. I love that. You know, there's also got a chokehold on me? Talk to me. The Broncos. Well, rightly so. rightly so you were there after a tumultuous lead-up

I think we need to unpack We do, the witch, the Etsy witch was like cursed I don't know if the magical nunna has got enough credit So let's get into it A lot of rice cookers I met I met some great rice cookers at the end of the game too I want to tell you exactly how that happened The conversation I had

But yeah Let's sit a little straight to Shagha You know What's going to lead us in? Yeah what's got? Oh Shagha, what do you got? As in the song Yeah Doja Cat, jealous tight

What could he have possibly meant there? He's been off. Do we don't talk about that? I didn't sleep last night. Anyway. Why didn't sleep? Oh, yeah, it's true me off.

Also, you were, you had... You're like a baby. You had to be up. Anyway, I really like to sleep. I often think about him. Him going down during the day, having a nap. I went down at, I got home and went down at 1.30. Okay, mate.

Picked himself just comforting. I can see you suck on a dummy. Yeah, me too. Does mommy give you a dummy still? No. Because you hung out with mummy on the weekend. He needs that. That fox blankie that has the heartbeat.

He's got his weighted for anxiety blanket and he's a slown there with a dummy in his mouth. You should see him swaddle himself. It's unreal, the skill he has. No one swaddles like the Shylaw. I didn't know they made snooze that big, but he found one. It's so long and thin. When you're done, he's Doja Cap. Oh, yes, sorry, right.

Guys, Jess and Ducko. Guys, we did it. We. One hundred percent. The witch did it. The witch did it. So I went to the final. I was nervous as a hell.

The Etsy witch that you guys paid for, the work paid for, to break the curse. Because I went my same mate. Well, the same thing that I did in 23 when Penrith beat us in the last bit. And I was super nervous. I swore I'd never go again. You used the phrase, my heart broke, my soul broke. That event changed me as a supporter. It changed you as a man, feeling the guilt that you were there when the Broncos went down.

Yeah, it took a lot out of me. So when the tickets, to quote, you fell in your lap for this year, there was push and pull. I didn't go after them. They came to me and I went, well, if the seas have parted for the duck man, it's destiny. It's Moses over here.

Here I am. With your staff. And you're... All a bunch of broken, Brisbane supporters behind me. But not you, Shepard, because I don't want to see it. Not you shepherd. No, you can... You stay home with Geronimo.

We've got Teddy Swims. Thank God. But everyone else, we're going to ACOR. Say what, you know, you know I hate ACOR. I think famously one of the worst stadiums in the country, horrible to watch sport in. It's a crappy design. It's in the middle of nowhere. And God forbid you need to leave at some point. It is a, it is, it is the worst stadium this country has to offer. However, being with 80,000 people watching one event, there's something special

about that. And what percentage, like give me a number or percentage of those people were there for the Broncos? 80 to 85. Yeah. Yeah. There was a lot of Bronx supporters. Isn't that so funny. Melbourne Storm obviously a very, very good team. They're in the bloody grand final but coming from Melbourne that has so much other sport. They don't really have the fan base. And one of the smaller fan bases Broncos, to be fair, do have a bigger. Even when they played Penrith in 23, there was more Bronx.

They put their money where their Bronco mouths are. And like, can I just say, like the final moment, like the last 20 minutes stressful, Ben Honko's off, they lose their starting halfback 5'8, whatever. It's classic Broncos game that come from behind. You know, it was just, it had all the emotions. It was a roller coaster, a great game.

Then it finishes. Three seconds left. It comes to me. on the Cuttoa, hurls a ball in, taken by Ricky. The drought is over. The drought is over. The Broncos have won the competition. He's fist bumping in the air, everyone.

They can hear it. Don't worry. When we won. I reckon I've worked out my favorite feeling. My favorite moment in life, and you get this at sporting events, and only at sporting events, and only at certain ones.

Talk to me. I get at state of origin. I've had it a few times at something. called the state of origin, you get it in big moments like this, but it's rare. It is when you, for that period of time, are best friends with anyone who is supporting the same team as you. You'll never know their name. You'll never know who they are, but you're hugging and you're crying with randoms over

the one common collective. There were these guys in front of me, like a bunch of Broncos guys. I don't know who they are. But the whole game, they were my dudes. They were your kids. They were your family. They were hugging, jumping on. You're like, there is something special that sport does to people when it's good

and when you're collectively in it together and there's no better feeling than just like high-fiving randoms, just butt-slats with the boys. I have never experienced that. But just through your words. It is a joy. Just through your words, I can feel that human connection. Oh, it was a pleasure. The love.

Yeah. The joy. It's just like, you know, and then you've got to be that. You've got to lose some to work out. It feels good to win them. And I was going to say the tumultuous journey. makes the highs even You can't have a high

without the low Otherwise you're just a plateau I hug so many random people Like you just And you're not a hugger I know Oh Add those to the list of people

You'll hug over me I was face time People face time Other people like You just I saw people cry There was a guy There was a dad with his son

bawling his eyes out With his kid And he's getting his wife And he's like Honey we did it And she's like Yes yes Brian We did it

Like she didn't care And then he's like Quick And he's getting like Holding the trophy up And he's getting his son Getting a photo While he's crying

And I was like This is just I mean, where else do you get growing and crying, lifting their kids up? Nowhere. This is what it's all about. Wow. It was special. And then to cap it off, like, I'm floating, I'm walking, like, I was going to my car after.

Because I actually, truth be told, everyone thought I was really drunk and playing tonight. I drove because. You don't need alcohol when you're drunk off those vibes. Yeah, I drove because I just knew what it was like last time I was there and we didn't win and I was nervous and I just wanted to drive. You want an escape. You know, just a case. And I drove and you know what? I was, it was the best game to be completely sober for because I just took it all in.

As I'm leaving. And you'll remember it now. I'll remember everything. 23, bit blurry. Remember the end. As I'm, as I'm leaving and like, I parked my car like a cane and a halfway. There's always other supporters who've done the same thing. I pop out of a bush like a shortcut.

And this girl, like, truly. Hello. Yeah, truly. And there was this one lady there. And I was like, oh, she's going to think it's a bit weird. So I was like, how are you doing? She goes, Ducker. She goes, the Etsy, which works?

Shut up. And then she's like, she's like, Tom. come here. This other guy comes over. Rice cookers, Tom and Jesse, shouts them. We walked to our car. He was in a Broncos jersey and we were just like talking about the game and it was a special moment. Of all the people you could have bumped into

in that moment. We were to win that moment. We're just, you know, anyway. That's all I'll say for the morning team. I'm sure it'll come up again. My penis is a bit larger and I'm a bit taller today. Jess and Duckow. Well, we all had big weekends. What, didn't we just? Get it done. I wonder if

That's what the Broncos played just before they ran out. I doubt it. I highly doubt it. Pat Carrigan's like, boys, I've got it. Guy Sebastian has captured what we need to do. Did you Google the team or something before because you've rattled off like six names? I told you I had to go to all of them to ask for a personal message to make sure you didn't go on Sunday because you had bad luck chew you. So I DMed Patty Carrigan, Reese Walt, Mr. Toilett himself.

Yeah. Ezra Mamp, Cotony Stakes, Jesse Arthur. None of them got back to you. None of them got back to me. So Roundabout Way got through to Dozer. Yeah, Ben Hunt, who said... Man who doesn't have social media as well, which is amazing that you've ever rid of them. I went through a former teammate who found his wife's number.

Yeah. He said, please, Ducko, I've heard you were there in 2023. You've got bad luck. Don't come. Yeah. You still win. They won, but he got knocked out. He got knocked out.

So unlucky you. So the magical nunna, the Etsy witch that we paid was at a whole $16. Shiger, I know you went premium. You better? You're about $23. $23. You better check there's not still money coming out like it's a recurring payment. Oh, that's a great.

That's a, you know, that's a accounts problem. Yeah, yeah. Well, it worked. It worked. We are here to cheer. We would like to send as much business her way because it's clear. Yeah. She was able to break the curse.

Yeah, she did it. She's still 60% off. If you... Oh my gosh. She should get everything. At the discount, she doesn't need to be on. So you say we got her at 60% off. Yeah.

So that would have been like 40 bucks. Imagine what she could have done at full capacity, though. Oh, man. I reckon she half-assed. I would have played at full capacity, I reckon. To be honest. Could have got the same thing from Chachapit. Yeah, it was pretty average.

We don't support Chachia. Wow. We support Nunes. We're in Turkey who claimed to have magical powers. We don't know if she's actually in Turkey, but the whole. Yeah, where the Turkey thing comes from? That's what the website says. Yeah, she has to be in Turkey.

Oh, are you saying she could have catfish. It could have been some 17-year-old using JetJBD. Oh, well, they've got a great brand. I got sucked in hook, line and sinker. And it worked. It did work. So, you know, thank you, Nunah. Thank you, Nunah.

But bigger fish to fry, Ducco. Yeah. We've got a co-fod. Every day this week, we're going to send someone to Lewis Capaldi. You know how Teddy swims do the NRL? Yeah. I can see Lewis doing one. Yeah, he could do a show.

I don't you reckon? He's got such a vibe and a personality. Yeah, he'd be of a fun. But he's coming down under Ind. December every day this week, we've got a double pass. And today they're going to Amber, who very bravely, very vulnerably revealed that she'd done it at work. Yeah. In a back office.

And she's going to hopefully go into the boss's office and do it eventually. That's right. She's done it twice, a narrow partner who also happens to work there, has said, come on. Don't give a man an inch if you work with your partner. Let's go for the third time. Yeah, he's going to, and here's a tip. The third time won't be enough for it. You know what?

Because this is the issue. Now she's going to go home and go, honey, because of our story. I won tickets off the radio. He went, well, let's see what we can get. Let's go again. If we go for the third. Let's go to boss's office. They could win tomorrow again.

If she calls up and goes, guys, you're not going to believe it. Oh, geez. I'll give her another double bars. Wouldn't that be a great week? If she'd call back in tomorrow and follow that with it. My goodness. That's a hell of a Tuesday for Amber. So anyway, well done, everyone who got involved.

And we've got more tomorrow. We do. I'm wondering tomorrow if people will still be on, you know, a day off. The dustiness. Yeah. How we feel. Let's find out. Tomorrow's Shark I dip day already.

Can you believe we're here? Oh, my God. Do we need to go shopping again this afternoon? No, we bought eight weeks worth. I know, but I really like to go shopping again. I would love to see you guys go on another date, actually. We got a lot of content out of that. I actually...

I actually need a second pair of hands this afternoon, so I was going to text him and I'll see if he comes through for me. Well, Babs is, Babs is free. You can go with Babs. I don't want to go with Babs. I want to go with you. I'll go do other things with Babs, but our thing is Tuesday shopping. She's offended. She's upset.

Oh, really? Yeah. No, I'm not. It's okay. What are you doing, the Sarvo Babs? Okay, a shy guy who rejects me. I'll text Babs. You quick think of something.

I'm walking my dog. Crying, creepym. Oh, you're walking her dog that she doesn't have. Anyway, otherwise if they both don't respond, you're all, brother. A baby, you know. I know, I know. I'm going to do the moaning. These two so little.

I know we have to do, but you have to return your thing. What have to return? Yeah, the skin thing. Yeah, I'm not going with you for that. No way, man. Great, chat. Do you see why I try to keep advice? Yeah, yeah, I do.

You see. I made that conscientious call. I don't want to go to Mecca with you. Sorry. Well, I'm going to do an out-of-the-show date with someone. Hey, she started on Chago's recommendation watching the Charlie Sheen doco. Ah, yes. Very good.

Is it? You guys want to have an afternoon watching something? He's 50% with his recommend. Because he went Bonnie Blue Docko and I tried, and Morgan's like, no. And I was like, hey, Shago. You haven't been able to watch that to confirm. Whether it was a good record or not. Well, I think it would be.

My wife didn't go at that, but she went at the Charlie Sheen one. Oh, I'm amazing life. Really? I did not know he was such good friends with Nicholas Cage. We love Nicholas Cage. Trust me. Watch that docket. So what I'm hearing is if he bails on me this afternoon

because he's watching something with you instead. Yeah, me and Chaga watching Charlie Sheen dockos. It's good, though. You'll like it. Well, if you need a recommendation, slide into his DMs. He's full of them. He'll just keep replying Bonnie Blue. I may or may not reply.

Okay. See how we go. Any rice cookers line to your dams, lady? Yeah, a few. Ladies? No, obviously. Oh, so it's those couple of guys, I get them as well. They bounce from you, you know, you know.

How good do you feel? It is flattering. Yeah, nice. Take a compliment where you can get out of. Hey, we're out of here. We're back tomorrow. We'll see you there. Bye-bye.

Bill, we've got work to do. Ain't that the truth? Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. The new Macrispia has arrived at Maccas. today.