Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Welcome to the world Florence!

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

Ducko calls in with fresh baby news, we get AI to turn the teams dogs into people and can Producer Shy Guy guess the songs Jess' dad Rob is describing...Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Minecraft movie Happy Meal has arrived at Macca's with one of 12 toys to collect. Jess and Ducco! This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the podcast. A wonderful, wonderful day. You will hear our conversation with Ducco live from the maternity ward. It's funny when he sent some pictures just to our group chat of he and Morgan with their gorgeous, big baby Florence.

Big feet. I was like, I think I was in that room. I'm like, well, the maternity suites, I think look the exact same. How many is there? Do you know? I think on the floor, if I remember correctly, there was 12 down one corridor and 12 down another. So 24.

That's a fair amount. There's a fair amount. So one in 24 chance that you and he share the same. And it's funny because I've actually got one of my other best mates in the same hospital. They had their baby. What are the odds? And when they sent their picture, I went, I think that was our room.

I went, again, all the rooms look the freaking same. I know we only had him on for about six or seven minutes. Ten and a half. Ten and a half. Was it ten and a half? Yeah. That's okay, though. We could have talked to him all hour.

I had so many more questions. I really wanted to know how the ambience went. I gave them some fairy lights and battery-powered tea lights. I wonder if that ended up being their vibe. But no, so I can't wait for him to be back and we can dissect and ask a billion questions. But another shout-out to Emily, whose song was playing at the moment of birth.

I had really put out there that the winning song would get naming rights, but they've already locked in the name, unfortunately, M, so I apologise for putting that carrot out there. And that winning song was Benny Benassi, Cinema. Great song. Stucco's favourite song ever. It is. What are the odds?

He got in so much trouble before you joined the team, Shy Guy, and, you know, could rein him in a bit. He would play it like once a week and just slip it into the log. That's awesome. He had to have so many meetings. I'm like, once is okay, but every week? I mean, I toyed with the idea of it today, but man. We used to do a thing.

Was it Friday only? It might have been the last song of the week we picked amongst ourselves. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's fun. I don't think there was a vote amongst. I think we just picked. Yeah. I like that.

Essentially a voteless Friday Forgotten Banger. And what tipped us over the line, like we were pushing the edge probably a lot. Oh, I've led this story and now I can't actually think what the song was, but Jace stormed in and was like. So it was Rogue? It was Rogue. Velvet something? Can we do a live little check in the system?

Velvet Red, Velvet Elvis, Velvet Heartbreak, Blue Velvet, Sun Velvet, Morning Lady Velvet, This Velvet Glove, Black Velvet. Black, that's a great song. Hang on, let me play this while you think. Oh, oh, I know what it is. It was the artist, The Velvet Underground. Oh, yeah. Go down a little bit, shy guy.

Pale blue eyes. Hit me with that. It's an old band. Hang on, I've got to activate. Okay. Because we've got the biggest library in the world, but nothing works. I'm so sure Velvet Underground discography. How do you say that word, Babs? Discography. Discography. No, you know that. Discography How do you say that word Babs?

Discography Discography No you know that Discography Show me your songs Singles Thanks so much for bearing with us But I really want you to understand It wasn't Sunday morning

By Maroon 5 With Femme Fatale Very good Can you find Sunday morning I think it's Would you call that a collaboration Babs? Oh, oh, oh. With Femme Fatale. Very good. Can you find Sunday Morning? I think it's, would you call that a collaboration, Babs? I don't know. Hang on.

What's BW Femme Fatale? Was it Femme Fatale or Sunday Morning? Two different songs. Sorry. I thought Femme Fatale was like a collaborating artist. It's definitely Femme Fatale. Okay. By the Velvet Underground.

Shaga, I'm sorry. I know you're working overtime there. That's definitely Femme Fatale by the Velvet Underground. Shaga, I'm sorry. I know you're working overtime there. That's a rogue pick for you guys to choose. Can you tell I had nothing to do with it? I don't even know who this was. What did we say it's called? Femme Fatale. Shaga? Do you want me to just play it?

Maybe he imported it from YouTube. Yeah, that feels like a YouTube job. Yeah. Femme. F-E-M-M-E. Oh, it's in the history of the. There you go. He must have looked up.

By Nico and the Velvet Underground. Here it is. You did not. Can you go to the chorus? Does it pick up at all, Babs? Oh, that shit. Was that it? What were you smoking when you thought to put this on? Hey, I don't want to put...

Do you think I have any control over this side of the desk? Now that it's playing, it's not ringing any bells, but the words femme fatale and velvet underground are? Right. Try Sunday morning. You know who would know? Boss Jase. Because he...

Maybe it was this because he stormed in. Should we call Jase? I've been logged out of the JD Insta. Oh, no. Can't seem to get back, but I'll collab with JD. Okay. It's the Velvet Underground, not Femme Fatale. Oh, my mistake.

What's the... Don't say it on air, Babs. What's the password for... I don't know. You sent me a code for that one. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. What's this?

Veil Union. Oh, hang on. There's an ad. Sorry. For a brand that we actually can't do on the radio. All right, you guys talk amongst yourselves. This is a riveting podcast. Is it ringing a bell?

Skip to the middle. I actually like this song. They're all awful, aren't they? I'm so sure it was the Velvet Underground, though. But anyway, cinema played like a bunch because Ducko kept putting it in. And then this, something from the Velvet Underground, I promise you that was the band. These are all awful.

It ruined our, what does it say? Jase took the power off us. He was like, absolutely no more of that. And I can see why. You can absolutely see why. I would have put my hands on me like, what are you doing? That's a shocking song. It's absolutely not hit at all. I would have been vibing.

I like this music. Anyway, how do we get on to here? Cinema. Cinema. So cinema really hasn't been played since. By comparison, we should be playing cinema all the time. Cinema's a vibe and a half compared to that. I'll message Boss Jase, but we won't wait for that because we've been paying for it.

All righty. Enjoy the show. Morning. It is wonderful, wonderful to be here on this, the 16th of April. I woke up this morning shy guy, my husband, lent over and said, happy birthday boxing day. I went, that's not a thing. Oh, that's not a thing.

No, Angus. No. To be fair, we'd sort of been up and down for hours because the small child did not have a great night's sleep. Was she too stimulated by the balloons you brought home? You know what? I think you might be correct. You filled the studio, well, you, Babs, and our wonderful team with 350 balloons.

I took about 50 of those after Babs was able to shove them. Oh, Babs. How did you go get him out of your car? I was going to text you. I was like, I'll see her in 22 hours. As soon as I opened the boot, one did escape. Oh, no. And I just feel so disgusting because I'm like, oh, no, I've littered.

Oh, yeah. Granted, it's helium, so he did drift off. It was actually quite poetic. Yeah, no, it's always fun kind of when you look and you can see a balloon. Yeah, you see a rogue balloon just hanging out. Because it does feel like, oh, what kids party did you just escape from? Or what joyful event? But I hate the idea that latex was now drifting in my area.

But, oh, my God, I've walked in with about 50. She lost her tiny mind. She looked like the little old man from Up because she was trying to drag them all around. And then she was starting to box because, obviously, you'd knock it away and they would come back. Some that were half deflated. So no, it was a stimulating evening. So no wonder she did not get a full night's sleep. So I was a bit later than usual today.

But hence, I think Angus was also a bit delirious. Happy birthday, Boxing Day. Not a thing, but I love the sentiment. Does that mean you had a birthday eve? Do you know what? I had a birthday bloody run up. It was just a wonderful 34th. Even though all that new research, as we were talking about yesterday, says 34 is one of those big ages where your health literally drops

off a cliff. So we'll see how we go. I feel pretty good. Well, we're only day one into it. Onwards and upwards. Exactly. It's only boxing day. We'll check in in a couple of weeks. How are you? How was the rest of your evening? Yeah, good. I finally finished Despicable Me 2. I'm really glad to hear you say that, but it's been like three viewing sessions just

to get through the movie. Well, I kept watching it at night when I went to bed, but I kept falling asleep. Was that your wind down movie? Yeah, right as the moment when he turns them purple. I've got to be honest with you. Yeah, Despicable Me 2 and 3 really blurred purple. I've got to be honest with you. Despicable Me's two and three really blurred together. I think Babs knows what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about, yeah.

They turn the minions into evil monsters with an injection that's purple. Yeah, it's not his right-hand man that goes bad. Yes. Yeah, him. He does it. Professor Nefario. Which, of course, nefarious is a great way to say evil. Yeah, so I watched that after work yesterday,

and I was almost going to say after school yesterday. It is very... It's like a school yard, isn't it? I said I've watched it, and I was like, okay. Will you watch Despicable Me 3? I was thinking about this, because obviously now all of my Netflix recommendations are all kids' movies. Absolutely, they would be.

It's flipped from Mission Impossible to various Minions movies. And there's plenty of Minions movies to get through. I don't think I can do them all. I think I said this off air, but I'll bring it on air in case any rice cookers are also on this Despicable Me journey with you. Don't watch the fourth one. Is there a fourth? There's a fourth.

The baddie is the head of a man, but the body of a cockroach. Terrifying. Oh yeah, I did watch that recently. I actually had to turn it off. It was pretty scary. I saw there was a title. I think it was a TV series, and it was called Minions and More Minions. I was like, I don't need more minions.

Oh, my God. Steve Carell. I hope he's getting royalties. I think he's doing all right. Whoever's created the minion universe. I think he's doing okay. What did you do last day? Last night?

Last day. Last day. Also referred to as yesterday. Well, me and Lucy, my housemate, were a bit lazy and we didn't go to soccer last night. Oh, hang on. You had one practice match. You've already bailed on training. Yeah, I just needed a little break.

One game. My body's a bit sore. But also... You didn't even turn 34? No. Also, no one was going because everyone was in the same boat and it was raining kind of yesterday. It's the run-up to Easter.

It was cold, you know. So instead, we sat down and watched Agent Cody Banks. Yes. I love that movie. It was either that or yesterday. It's the run-up to Easter. It was cold, you know. So instead we sat down and watched Agent Cody Banks. Yes. I love that movie. It was either that or How to Train Your Dragon. Without Ducko here, our collective pop culture and movie referencing has really aged down. No one's watching all those like thespian hardcore dramas like he is. No.

How to Train Your Dragon, that would have been an excellent pick. Well, I just felt like something a bit light, and then I kind of felt inspired by Shark Eye yesterday. Agent Cody Banks. Is that Malcolm in the Middle? Yeah. Fantastic. Frankie Muniz.

It was very funny. I mean, it hasn't really aged well. There were some jokes in there that I was like, oh. Oh, you get cancelled for that? Yeah, but it was a bit nostalgic. I haven't seen it in a while. I love that for you. Yep.

Look, speaking of Ducko and speaking of Morgan and speaking of a junior rice cooker who we've all been waiting for news of, the Duckman will join the show just after 8am. We are going to say no more and we can't say no less because we've already said it. So stick with us. The young man will be joining us just after Alpha Bucks. We play at 8am for a little life update. I mean, it's been a whole, what, three days without him on the program. I'm sure he wants to check in with you, shy guy. I'm sure he does.

I'm sure he's tuned in. Maybe he has some notes. I was thinking about that last night. I was like, I wonder if he wants to check in with you, Shy Guy. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he's tuned in. Maybe he has some notes. I was thinking about that last night. I was like, I wonder if he did listen. When he texted us and said, hey, guys, we'd love to have a chat, I'm sure it was for constructive criticism. Always constructive criticism. And for no other reason.

But, no, it is a big show. What else is coming up, Shy Guy? Well, we've got Gaga tickets. We've got Ben defending his honour. That's right. He identified a Gaga song in one second. A bit loud, bro. Yeah, it won't. My fader won't work. So what do you

have to do? Just rip it all the way down? I just turned it off. Okay. That's odd. Okay, anyway. Gaga tickets at 7. Ben's carryover champ. You could steal the tickets from him. Just after 7? Yeah. What else? It's your day. It's my day. It's Dips day. You could steal the tickets from him. Just after seven. Yeah. What else? It's your day. It's my day.

It's dips day. We've had to move dips later, which is all right. It's only about half an hour later. So we've got that on. I appreciate that you, on a scale of Gaga tickets to Wee Bix, went, Gaga might be bigger. Also, that wasn't a clue. We've done Wee Bix.

It's not going to be Wee Bix. I went to Woolworths yesterday, actually. I can see you. I had to put the hoodie on and the cap. I almost got a scarf. I'm really worried about you walking in one day with a motorbike helmet or maybe the Groucho Marx mask with the glasses and the mustache. And you're going to get tackled because they're going to think you're a wannabe shoplifter. So just be careful.

I know you're taking it very seriously, but you're going to look you're a wannabe shoplifter. So just be careful. I know you're taking it very seriously, but you're going to look like a robber. Well, you know. All for the cause. All for the cause. I can't play. My desk is not working. All right, I'll keep padding and you just need to get to messy.

Up next, Shy Guy is going to take us to orgasm camp. Yep. Now you hit the post. Go. All right. I'm going to take you to orgasm camp next. We've got Lola Young now. I'm going to reset my desk first.

Okay. This is Messy. You're with Jess and Ducko right here on Hit. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Jess. Have you heard of an orgasm retreat? I have not.

Okay. I've heard of those two words separately. Yeah, orgasm and retreat. I've heard of those two words. You know, when I was perusing the Macquarie Dictionary the other day, I got through O and R, but I've not seen them next to one another. And I can only assume and make assumptions on what it is. Yeah.

Well, in California, there is a... Whoa, whoa. I'm going to throw a quick curveball at you. Oh, yeah? Take me to California, please, shy guy. I can do. Two seconds while I look for that music. I'm texting Ducco as we speak.

I know he's cheating. Don't let him hear this. I've got every other country. Why couldn't it be an island, Russia, Mexico, China, Germany, Japan? Where is his American music? What I really wanted you to do was furiously type in California Dream and by the mamas and the papas because that's something the Duckman would have been able to do, I'm sure of it.

California Dream. Oh, no. Or California Girls. California Girls. Oh, no. Or California girls. California girls. Katy Perry. Katy Perry, very topical, Babs. She just went to space. She did go to space.

Did you see now she wants to write a song about her 11-minute journey? And I reckon she's going to try and push it into her concert. She's obviously on tour. All I've seen is memes about that, actually. We couldn't have padded any more, Babs. I'm really trying. You know what? Daku has problems with this.

I put something over and it's not active in the system, and then I have to manually do it and it becomes a whole thing. I understand why he gets frustrated now. You sound like him. All right, so we're in California. Okay. Where there is a week-long orgasmic camp at Joshua Tree where participants can explore their sexuality.

How much do you think this retreat, this week-long retreat costs, Jess? I don't know if we can go straight to cost. I need more information. All right, I'll give you more information. All right, calm down. Don't bite my head off. I know you're up against it. I know.

My desk was working two minutes ago. According to Vogue magazine... Yes, give me more. I'm going to cut my head off. I know you're up against it. I know. My desk was working two minutes, not working two minutes ago. According to Vogue magazine. Yes, give me more. They did an interview and they discovered that there was a satisfaction gap and they called it a pleasure poverty. Yes. Now, this is a long running issue. What have we heard?

It's not just pop culture and movies. Women faking it because they can't get to it or having to, you know, do other things. So I love that someone's identified, right, let's put everyone into a camp and learn some skills. Yeah. So to help combat this pleasure poverty gap. Pleasure poverty. They've created the seven day retreat as a transformative getaway meant to close that

gap using breathwork, movement and conversations and guided touching. Is the idea couples go shy guy or is the idea me and Babs make a girls weekend out of it and we learn our own skills? It doesn't specify in the article. And also I've just gone straight for it's women focused. Is it for just women? It doesn't specify male or female. So I think it's for both and also for couples as well.

Sure. Because the conversations, I don't want to be having a conversation with a bloke I just met. Do you know? I need connection. Yeah. It says, during the retreat, somatic, which is body-focused sex educators, use toys, tools, and their hands, which are covered in gloves. Thank you.

To help men and women reconnect with their bodies and their sexualities. Okay, so now you're giving me more information. I'm assuming all meals are provided and obviously a place to rest. I love that you go to the food menu at this resort. Well, I need to know. That's not covered in the article either, but Mabs can maybe go to the website and check out the menu for you. I was going to say, is it an all-inclusive retreat?

Like my parents have got to the stage of travel. Maybe they'd like this. Do you want to suggest this one? They've got to this stage of travel where they don't just book hotels anymore. They need to do all inclusive. And experience. They want to go to Turkey and not have to think about what restaurant they're dining

at or what bar they're going to find. They want it all covered in their itinerary. So if it's all inclusive, I reckon that is a pretty penny. Joshua Tree feels sort of hippy dippy, but with that sort of, you know, exclusive price tag on it. For a week to learn how to orgasm better. Per person. I'm going to say a grand a day, $7,000.

Okay, well, you're quite wrong. It's $18,000. Jeez, I was way off. Yeah, you're a bit off. It comes with a private, oh, here you go you're a bit off. It comes with a private... Oh, here you go. Food must be included. It comes with a private chef.

You just said... I hadn't got that far down the article. We were too busy trying to find California girls. I'm really thrown. Okay, all meals, private chef. Yeah, a pool, a hot tub, and other amenities. There's also a three-day stay, which will cost you $750 a day, but that doesn't include overnight stays. It's just daily. Oh, you pop in. You can pop in and out. That's like a festival.day stay, which will cost you $750 a day, but that doesn't include overnight stays.

So it's just daily. Oh, you pop in. You can pop in and out. That's like a festival, you know, you just get the day pass. Yeah, but if you want the full treatment for the whole week, $18,000. Have they interviewed any participants and they've said, yes, this is great. Have you read reviews on TripAdvisor?

There is a review. This is, they're not named. It's anonymous. It says, it was the most beautiful lay. I had the most beautiful lay on the floor blindfolded as there was music playing. The practitioners were touching my inner thighs and playing with my hair or gazing their skin with various textures like fur. It was quite the experience. That's for $18,000.

I didn't hear anything about orgasm in that review. Yeah, well, I'm paraphrasing a little bit. I found an article about people getting tied up with rope. All right, that's for another day, babs. Jess and Ducco. Ducco will join us after 8 o'clock this morning. I've been texting him, Shaga. Oh, great.

I'm glad he heard that 610. Hey, you know, what do you want to talk about? He's like, oh, I've got notes of sugar. Oh, why? Of all the, I was really, that was my worst one yet this week. Which one? Break. But all those things.

He's been listening all week, babe. I was distracted because the desk was broken. Don't blame the desk. I'm blaming the desk. A poor tradesman blames his tools. Yeah, and this tool is broke. Hey, it's Babs, and this is my blog. Commence Operation Superstar Bratslay.

Can you believe it? Three days in a row we've had a blog. Three days in a row we are going into the depths of Babs' mind, her soul, her feelings. Yeah, I'm tired. How are you tired? You bailed on soccer training last night, which has kept you up. Oh, sorry.

I did tell everyone that. Is it Ethan? Who's your coach's name again? Yeah, he didn't go last night, though. That's also why I didn't go. He didn't go? Oh, even the coach pulled out. They've had one practice match on the weekend, Shy Guy,

and even the coach has gone. No, that was a legit game, wasn't it? It was a trial run. It was a trial run. Oh, I thought it was legit. Ah, it's fine. The coach has washed his hands. Oh, no, that must have been really bad.

That's bad. Too many air swings. I'm out. I know, we were tired. I was like, why are you tired? I don't know, just because I've been pulling out Blab's blog every day this week. She's working overtime. Trying to find something, but that's okay.

What's on today's page? All right, a recent study has come out from findingtheone.com to explain what... I frequent delicious.com.au every day. Yeah. You guys don't go to findingtheone.com? No. I've already found the one, Babs. Oh.

And as someone who has a boyfriend of three years, I'm surprised you're on that website. Anyway, moving forward. The study is looking at what the worst, let's say, like, pickup lines are, the first message you could send if you're on a dating app. Oh, this is actually really good information. Yes. Let's help our friends like Shigo who be single. So a list came out and I thought to myself, I can't really relate. I'm obviously not on the apps.

Like, me and you, Jess, we both have partners. Were you ever on the apps? No. No, neither. But one of my token single friends, my best friend Kelsey, she did frequent the apps and she is quite opinionated about all this. So I thought I might approach her and see her take on if she thinks these opening lines that they've brought forward are a bit gross. So we've got Kelsey acting like, here we go, get ready with the sting.

Joaquin Phoenix in The Gladiator as the CISO is going to give him, she's going to give it a thumbs up or a thumbs down. Sorry, Jess, that's just far too niche. It's one of the biggest movies of all time, but sure, it's niche. All right, so number one, Hay or High. So just simple coming in with Hay or High. She said, snooze fest, don't even bother. Should I go as a single guy, I know you're not on the apps per se,

but what else are you meant to say if not hey or hi? Are you just saying like just don't say just that word or nothing else? Yeah, so just sending hi to someone. She said boring, like nothing going on there. Also coming straight away. Yeah, so you could be like hi, comma comma, and then comment on the photo maybe. Oh, Shiger, firstly, you've hooked me in with your use of comma. Excellent grammar, sir.

Well, that's my extent. There you go. Number two, you up, question mark. You're just booty call territory, isn't it? She said, block immediately, deserves jail time. And is that with the letter U or the word U? I'm writing notes. I reckon both iterations.

Gross. Took the words right out of my mouth. Shiger is writing that down. I think, though, keep it classy. Let's use full language. I'm all right with that. If you're a recipient of U up, at least let me feel like you've put in effort. And can spell. And can spell.

How are you? She said, generic, but you can't really go wrong with that. And it's an open-ended question. Hi, I get it. It's so, like, how do you? She said, generic, but you can't really go wrong with that. And it's an open-ended question. Hi, I get it. It's so, like, how do you, yeah, hi, back, boring. Boring. What am I meant to ask how you are? You came to my door.

Exactly. Is a hi, comma, how are you okay? Oh, my God. Oh, can we combine, do two wrongs make a right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll have to come back to this to Kelsey. Tell me off air later. Yeah, that's tomorrow.

She said, so cheesy pickup lines was also in there. So just straight up coming up with something cheesy. Hey, girl, are you an angel? Because you look like you fell from heaven. Yeah, so she says 99% of the time, huge ick. But it can be effective if executed well. Okay. So maybe correct grammar, spelling,

and maybe off the back of already a little bit of banter. Yes. Don't hit me with a pickup line. I'm not greased up yet. Yes of already a little bit of banter. Yes. Don't hit me with a pick-up line. I'm not greased up yet. Yes. You've got to lubricate me. Yes.

So another one was, you free tonight? Question mark. That's giving you up, sort of. Yes. Well, she needs a bit more context here. If they're asking to take you on an actual date that isn't just cheap takeaway in a movie, that's good. Yes. Are you free tonight?

But if it's a Saturday, am I getting a booking at a decent restaurant? Yes. Or are we just going to wander around? Yes. But I love the idea also, because you know me, I go zero to 100, make me feel like you want me. Yeah, well, that's what she said. If they're going to put in an effort.

I can't wait until the weekend. Let's do it on a Wednesday. Yeah, yeah. And by do it, I mean a date. Yeah. A big one apparently people have been. Yeah, yeah. And by do it, I mean a date. Yeah. A big one apparently people have been sending is, you remind me of my ex. Oh, why would you send that?

Well, she said, see a therapist. A person with even the slightest bit of emotional intelligence wouldn't say this. Dumb. You never bring up the ex on a first date, let alone a first convo. A first chat exchange. Yes.

I like, what I don't, the pick-up line I don mind is, you look a lot like my next ex-girlfriend. You don't mind that? Well, I just think it's funny. So it'll work on you. Yeah, and I like the projection of we will get together. But it also means you will break up. All right, Babs, give us one more. I just think it's looking into the future.

The last one was, tell me why we should date. People are using that on the app. Yeah, I don't hate that. Well, she said it's a hot take, but it's kind of spicy. Hang on. So you're going to DM that to me. You knocked on my door. And just say what you come back with.

Just be like, tell me why we should date, you know? And it is one of those things. I'm looking at the power imbalance as very imbalanced. I'm on there too, so why shouldn't I engage? Yeah. But I also like the idea of him doing all the work. But to message, you have to both match first, right? Correct. So you're already interested.

So then asking the other person, I don't mind that. Okay, well, you've got a few here. Yeah, I've written all this down. Hi, comma, how are you? No mention of the ex, even that great ex-girlfriend line. And why should we date? Yeah, why should you date? Thank you, Kelsey.

Put a timesheet in for Kelsey. Yeah, cool. She did work last night. Well done, Kelsey. Yeah, and if you want to take someone on a really good date, you should win Alpha Bucks. That's next. Well done.

Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on it's Alpha Bucks. All right, let's do it. Let's give it away. This is easy, Jess. We just played off air. I think it's gettable. I think it's gettable too. Yeah.

Let's find out if Karen is up for the challenge though. Good morning, Karen. Good morning. Are you up for taking 10 grand out from underneath Shy Guy? Absolutely. I'm very nervous, but I'm hoping I can. All right. Well, I'm going to need you to clench your butt cheeks and unclench.

Roll your shoulders back and take a deep breath. That's how I always calm down. You do that now? Yes. Clench, unclench. Yeah, roll your shoulders. Good girl. First, some housekeeping.

30 seconds to answer all 10 questions, all starting with the same letter, which Jess will give you in a moment. If you get all 10 questions right, you'll get $10,000. You have to take your first answer, and you can't use the same answer twice. If you're unsure, you can pass, and we'll come back to it at the end if there's time.

All right? Okay. Sounds good. All righty. Karen, what do you want to spend the money on? I've got plenty of bills to pay, and I'd also love to go on a holiday. All righty. Karen, what do you want to spend the money on? I've got plenty of bills to pay and I'd also love to go on a holiday. Oh, right. She'd love to go on a holiday.

I think everyone this week has said holiday. I know, because it's a busy time of year, so everyone just goes, get me out of this. It's a school holiday, so we bank transfer you that. Exactly. Well, it's a solid letter for you, Karen. The letter you're going to work with is L. Okay. L for light at the end of the tunnel.

Okay? All righty. All righty. Let's do it. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter L, I need you to name a celebrity. Liam Hemsworth. A clothing brand.

Levi. A fabric. Leather. A dessert. Lemon cheesecake Pass Pass Oh my god Oh god You were out of the gate strong Karen Oh, my God.

Oh, God, you were out of the gate strong, Karen. I always play so well on my own, too. Yeah, it's different when you can hear that timer down the phone. What did she end up with, Shy Guy? Four. I got four. Four of the best, Karen. We didn't have time for an ocean animal, which was a lobster, a flower, you could have said lavender, occupation.

Oh, yeah, I can think of them all now. Yeah. You've got to do the ones that we didn't get to, Shy Guy, not the ones that we didn't even ask. Oh, okay. Well, a city, you could have said London. London, UK. Yep.

And a movie. And a movie. Illegally Blonde, my favourite. La La Land and the Little Fockers. Karen, you're a delight. You don't go away empty-handed, though. Ooh, Shy Guy's going to pull something out of his bag of tricks for you. All right, what do we got?

Let's have a look. All right. What do we got? How about $100 to spend at Minx Adult Boutique? Minx with three X's dot com dot au. Do you like that drama? Oh, it was really good. Thank you, Karen.

That's called Theatre of Radio. Karen, you have a wonderful rest of your day. Thanks for joining the show. You too. Bye. Bye. Bye. I don't know if Karen was that chuffed with your consolation prize.

Maybe she could go to Minx and find some happiness in that. I don't know. I'm sure she will. I know our friend George will look after her. George will absolutely look after you, Karen. Yes. Hey, should I go on the other side of Alex Warren? I need to tell you about just – do you see children in your future?

Big question, I know. Yeah, yeah. Okay. How soon? I don't know. Yeah, that's fair enough. But I'm going to warn you, you too, Babs. The relationship you think you have with your own parents,

completely out the window once your kids come around. Jess and Ducko. I know you both have excellent relationships with your parents. Yes. And I thought I did too. But once you have a kid, can I speak for every family? Maybe not, but I'll speak from my own experience. Lucia is the first grandbaby on both sides, but my parents live interstate,

so it's got that extra level of maybe exclusivity. They don't see her that often. So my relationship with my own parents has completely changed since Lucia's come along because let's be real, she's the real prize these days. Particularly, they've known me 33 years, so when they come to visit, has come along because let's be real, she's the real prize these days. Particularly, they've known me 33 years. So when they come to visit, I'm old news. They know what they're getting.

They got a shiny new toy in the grandbaby. You know they were visiting recently and they were here for a good five days. But when the time came to say adios. It's always very frantic when my parents are packing up because my dad is the kind of guy who has to be at the airport three hours early,

even for a domestic flight. Yeah, that's my dad too. It's actually genetic. It's me now as well. I get so anxious. We might only have carry-on shaga and my husband wants to only leave 45 minutes.

Yeah, because that's appropriate. Allowance at the airport. I'm like, no, man. You would just rather sit and eat a sausage roll at the airport. Yes, because at least I'm there. And watch everyone else show up and get on the plane while you're hanging out, having four coffees at the cafe. The anxiety.

I'd rather be there. Okay. So when they are leaving and I couldn't drive them to the airport because it was nap time, I'm like Soz, look after yourself. So the Uber rocks up. It is all a bit frantic. I'm standing on the driveway with the baby and it's all, oh

Lucia was so beautiful, this and that. My mum's trying to take last minute selfies. They're all up in her face as my dad's quickly loading the bags to come back for one last cuddle with the baby. They take three steps away. They've had enough of their goodbyes. And my dad turns around and went, oh, yeah, bye, Jess.

Thanks for everything this weekend. My mum goes, oh, yeah, see ya, as she's getting into the car. You were really just forgotten about. Literally. I was holding the kid because obviously we're right near the road. Yeah. I was centimetres away from getting my own goodbye kiss. But I am old news.

I'm chopped liver. I'm dog meat. Like, it absolutely. Here's the Christian dog, Andrea. God, he can hold that note. There it is. So just be warned, guys. When you bring grandbabies into the world, you are old news for your own mum and dad.

It's a bit sad. It is a bit sad, but hey, I'm not as cute as Looch. You know, I love technology, Jess, and specifically AI stuff. You make a chat GPT work for you and all those photo editing ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So everyone was doing that cartoon in a box, that action figure, you know, the Barbie style. Everyone was doing that last week. That's old news now in the world of AI.

You did make us one, but then we had notes for you and you went, well, I'm not paying for the upgrade. Yeah, because they had asked me for $29.99 a month. I was like, nah, they can get what they can get. What did you tell us? You could do it again in 24 hours, but by then the trend's over. The trend's over. Yeah.

And because at that point- We would have looked like such boomers if we posted it that long. Yeah. Because you only get one edit every 24 hours after you reach a certain limit. That's where I'm at now. But that's old news. What people are doing now is turning pictures of their dogs into people. Oh my God.

So if we could like reverse engineer it. Yeah. This is fun. So I asked you yesterday for a photo of your dog Gianni. Yes. Yes. And I had to do that classic thing. You know, when you start dating a new person and your friends are like, show us a picture

and you spend that long on their social media. Scrolling through your camera. Hang on, that's not a good one. I literally, Angus and I were deliberating on which pictures. Well, I'm glad you chose this photo. I thought like the lighting was good. It captured him very joyfully because I was going to send you one of him at his most chunky and Angus said he's a champion dog now beating Ducko in the foot race.

No more chunky shots. No, you did a perfect dog shot. Great. But did it create a perfect human? Let's find out. So I put that photo into ChatGPT. I said, can you create an image of this dog as a human? He's a Rhododendron Ridgeback named Gianni,

loves everything Italian like his mother. Yes. Okay? So that was the only prompt I gave it. Sure. You give it whatever prompt you want. As long as you start the sentence with create an image of a dog as a human and then send the photo. Now I've texted you and the sentence with, create an image of a dog as a human and then send the photo.

Yes. Now, I've texted you and Babs the photo of Gianni as a human, as an adult. Open it. We'll put this on our story at Jess and Ducko in a moment, by the way. What do you think? I'm about to say one of the strangest sentences. Yeah, go for it. You want to say it with me at the same time?

Are we on the same? He's hot as all hell. Jess, your dog's hot. He's a good looking rooster. Are you joking? He's got the leather. So, okay. So what the AI has done is wearing.

I'll put it on the Jess the Ducker story, of course. Yeah, yeah. So we got a denim jeans. Are you joking? A white shirt, a leather jacket. It's even put Gianni because it got it from the collar because the photo in the collar had Gianni written on the side. You know I love anything personalised.

I'd actually not be mad if I saw a bloke walking around in a leather jacket with his own name on it because I wear jewellery with Js and earrings with Ls. They've even got the veins in the hands and the sunnies. There's a bit of stubble there. That man looks like he's... That's a man. Amen.

That man looks like he's been plucked off the streets of Rome. It looks like he's good to his mother and he's learned how to make her special carbonara. You could come over for dinner and he would feed you and treat you right. And then just look after you. You also know what I. I need to stop looking at that. I'm feeling really weird.

It is a bit weird, isn't it? Really weird about this. How am I meant to go home? I came out this morning. Gianni's been sleeping on the couch. I don't know why. It's like we're fighting. He doesn't want to sleep in his bed or in our room.

Takes himself to the couch. But when I come out in the morning, obviously the baby's asleep. Not this morning, whatever. Angus is asleep. The tail wagging as soon as I come out into the living room, Shy Guy, it's a great way to start your day. Now all I'm going to picture is this guy. We'll put the photo on our Instagram, at Jess and Ducko.

It's sick. It's quite the spectacle. If you want to do it, just do it on your chat sheet. Or just DM Shy Guy. He'll do it for you. Oh, sure. Jess and Ducko. It's sick. It's quite the spectacle. If you want to do it, just do it on your chat sheet. Or just DM Shy Guy. He'll do it for you. Oh, sure. Jess and Ducco. Hi, hi.

It's Lady Gaga. You've waited long enough, little monsters. Lady Gaga presents the Mayhem Ball. A core stadium Friday, December 12th. Tickets and info at livenation.com.au. Lady Gaga! From the door with us being, being, being. Gaga.

Ooh la la. Jess and Ducco's one second song game. Perfecto. Just me and me and me and me. Oh, God. Oh, la, la. Jess and Donkos. One second song. All right. We saw her at Coachella. If you haven't seen it, go on YouTube. You can watch it there for free.

She did a great show. I think it was about 40 minutes long. All the tunes, all the new ones, all the old ones. Incredible live. Not only do we know she has a set of pipes on her, her back catalogue of tunes is unreal. Banger after banger, the woman knows how to put on a live show. And she's done a few collabs. I'm not

saying she's going to bring any to the Australian shows, but you never know. You never know. She is incredible, and if you would like to be there, it's been 11 years since she was Down Under. If you would like to be there, we have a double pass to give away this week. All you need to do is identify one second of a Lady Gaga

song and be the last person standing come tomorrow. Our first carryover champion, Renee, stumbled yesterday, but that meant we met Ben, who might even be more little monstery than Renee was. Good morning, Ben. Good morning, Benny. Good morning. Thank you for joining us again to defend your title.

Now, Ben, you were unbelievable yesterday identifying eh, eh. Are you up for round two today to make sure you carry over till tomorrow and have a real shot at those tickets? Yes, I sure am. Have you been listening to Gaga's songs on repeat for the past 24 hours? I did a little bit of a practice with, like, just listening to, like, one second. Yeah, oh, good. You just hit that skip button.

That's all you need to do. Training. All right, Ben. That's all I could do. So that and have faith. Yeah, have faith. Have faith. Pray to our Lord and Saviour, Lady Gaga.

Ben, to retain the title of carryover champ, tell us, what is the song this one second has come from? What do you think, Ben? That's a hard one. I know it, I know it, but...

Ben, we're going to need an answer, babe. Oh, no. How generous do you want to be before I hit the buzzer? Ben, I'm going to give you three more seconds, my darling. One. Two. Lock something in, Ben. And Ben, I'm going to give you three more seconds, my darling. One. Two. Lock something in, Ben.

Shoot from the hip. Rain on me. Rain on me. Did you just lock the rain on you? Oh, it's not right. Oh, Ben. Sorry, Ben. No. Sorry.

That means we go to Sebastian. Sorry, Ben. To potentially steal them off Ben. Good morning to Sebastian. Sorry, Ben. To potentially steal them off Ben. Morning, Sebastian. Hello, Sebastian. Hello. All right, so let's not double up. Ben locked in rain on me.

Yeah. It was incorrect. Sebastian, are you ready to hear the one second? Please. All right, here it is, Sebastian. What Skaga song do you think that is, Sebastian, for these tickets? She's got a lot of songs. A lot.

You can't tell me what album it is? No, I'm sorry. We didn't give anyone else that clue. Okay. Is it swine? Is it what, sorry? Swine. Swine.

It is not. It's so funny. I only learned that song, Swine, this morning. That's the one with Elton, right? I like that you've gone for an album track, though, Sebastian, but Steph. Steph, good morning. Good morning, guys. It's not rain on me. It's not swine. Listen up for the one second. All right, here Sebastian, but Steph. Steph, good morning. Good morning, guys. It's not rain on me.

It's not swine. Listen up for the one second. Alright, here it is, Steph. What song do you think that is, Steph? I don't care what I think. I need to know what it is. It's not Die With A Smile, is it, with Bruno Mars? Is that what you're locking in, Steph? Yeah, I think I'm going to lock in Die With A Smile.

Sorry, Steph. I feel really bad playing that wrong sound, but I really like doing it at the same time. Sorry, Steph. Riley. And our boss did tell you to play more sound effects. Yeah, yeah. When the desk works, it's great.

Riley, morning. Hello, Riley. Hello, how are you? Oh, we couldn't be better, Riley. It's not die with a smile, Rain On Me or Swine. So don't waste your guess on those. Here's your one second. Is it Hold My Hand?

You're locking in Hold My Hand, Riley, to steal these tickets off Ben. I sure am. God, the theatre from Shy Guy is unbelievable, Babs. He's milking this. Do you want to do this? Shy Guy. Is it Hold My Hand? Yeah, it is.

Play me a bit more of the song, please. From the Top Gun soundtrack, this was the lead single. They should have gone with the One Republic song, in my opinion, but this was the one they went with. This is Hold My Hand. Riley, congratulations. Was that a complete stab in the dark, or did you know? No, it's one of my favourite songs.

Oh, good job. All right, Riley, the big question. Are you available this time tomorrow to defend your title? Because if you identify it tomorrow, it's the last time we're playing, which means you get the tickets, okay? Yeah, I'm available. All right, Riley. We'll see what happens this time tomorrow.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Just a little PSA for you guys. You know, I've got a couple of years on you. I've got the, I guess, the gift of wisdom and life experience. So if I can stumble somewhere along the way but avoid you making the same mistake, I'm happy to be the martyr and then educate you guys. If you are having a conversation with a woman of a certain age,

avoid mentioning anything to do or anything around cosmetic procedures. Right. I was having an interaction with a woman. I don't actually know if she was a rice cooker. Okay. She might have been because she was being very kind about getting me into her store. She wanted me to come in and visit her store and maybe she wanted

a bit of promo. I don't know. Or a little Instagram tag. Maybe she wanted a bit of promo. I don't know. Or a little Instagram tag. Maybe she wanted, but it felt very friendly. It didn't feel like she was using me or anything. We were having a great little interaction. But when she mentioned the name of the store, I've gone, you just had a facelift and pointed my finger in her face.

Jess, Jess. This is very forward of you. I meant the store. Oh, the store's had a new logo or a new look of paint. I see. Okay. I meant the store. So she introduced herself, then said, I want to get you in to the store.

And I've driven past this store many times and seen a bit of construction, something going on with the awning, and then obviously it being gutted. But in that moment, I just shoved my hand in her face. You've had a facelift. Because you're excited, very expressive. Very excited, very expressive. And Italian Maltese. I gesticulate a lot.

Lots of pointing. Lots of pointing. The girlfriends around her went like this, as though I've just called this woman out on having a facelift. Her reaction, I don't know if she actually had just had one and she can't believe someone picked it or she was just flabbergasted. I would accuse her of that because she reacted real weird. And then I caught the tension in the air and I went,

the shop, the shop, the shop just had a facelift. Immediately backpedaling. I've driven past. I saw construction. And she went, oh, yes, you are correct. Yes, we have. What do you think? I went, I haven't had the chance to come in.

I just drove past, but I completely ruined. Sounds like she did have a facelift and you caught her out. And the other staff were talking about it, but not talking to her about it. And they've gone, oh, she caught it. She did it. She was a gorgeous woman. I didn've gone, oh, she caught it. She did it. She was a gorgeous woman. I didn't. Anyway, but you're right.

You know me. And then I started floundering and talking way too quickly to catch myself. I truly did mean the store. But word of advice to you guys, don't even use the word facelift or procedure or whatever it might be. As innocent a context as it might be, I'll generalise here, women will take offence.

Okay. Maybe don't point either. Yeah. Good note, Babs. Jess and Jacko. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk.

Shy Guy. I'm so excited. I want Shy Guy's bump. That's right. We're still doing it. A little bit later today, but we're still doing it. Gaga bumped dips. Yeah.

And to be fair, when you put them both up against each other like a UFC match, Lady Gaga v. Shy Guy, oh, she'd take you in seconds. Yeah. And if you only listen at 7 o'clock to 7.10 each and every other Wednesday, I have a bunch of different cereals in my desk drawer and each week I pull one out and I give you some clues and you tell me what one they are and you win that box. That's right. Cryptic clues. The boy has many skills.

Clue giving, though. Not really one of them. So if you can speak shy Guyanese and work out which cereal he's chosen today, not only do you win an unopened box of said cereal, you get a bit of a Jess and Ducko merch pack, bespoke fridge magnet, jizz bit and bottle opener. Yeah, that's right. It's pretty cool.

So 13, 10, 60, we always need first cab off the rank. You do get a supplementary clue. We've only ever had two people in the history of this game get it first go. Yep. So they have unbelievable bragging rights. But Shy Guy, let's rip the band-aid off. Give us your first clue, please. First clue.

It's an original. Oh, there's only so many original. Are you crazy starting with that sort of clue? Oh, I'm crazy, Jess. You are. So crazy. Goosey. Wait till you hear the other clues we've got coming up.

Jess and Ducco. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk. Shy Guy Dips. I'm so excited. I want Shy Guy's box. We know what the people want.

And the people want a chance to prove that they can speak Shy Guyanese. Yep. They want free breakfast and Jess and Do G's bits for their crocs. Yep. That's the real prize. You have told us already. It is an original. Yes.

How many originals can there possibly be? Should we go to the phones, though? Let's go to Jeanette. Yeah. Good morning, Jeanette. Hi, Jeanette. Hi. How you going?

We're so good, babe. Have you heard this segment before? Yeah. Good morning, Jeanette. Hi, Jeanette. Hi, how are you going? We're so good, babe. Have you heard this segment before? Because usually we play it at the top of seven, but Gaga bumped him. So have you ever heard this at this time? Not this late, no. Okay, well, all right. You know the premise.

We've heard it's an original, but you get a supplementary clue. Being the first caller. What else have you got for our friend Jeanette? Yeah, I'm going to open up the box. I've never had this before, so that's a bonus clue right there. It's an original. It's an original and I've never had it before. Don't throw me. Oh, don't throw.

They're wrapped up. They're wrapped up? Differently. What? It's not the usual box of cereal, put it that way. Oh, Jeanette, he's gone real cryptic today. I don't know how you're going to work that out. What the hell are they? I don't know. you're going to work that out. Yeah, no, you're fine.

What the hell are they? I don't know. Babs has just dropped a jaw on the floor. Jeanette, I'm sorry. That's all you got to work with. Yeah, you're so mean. Jeanette's too quiet. Can you bump up her volume?

Yeah. What's your guess, Jeanette? Well, I was going Special K, but that's not wrapped individually. No. So what do you want to lock in? Yeah, I've got nothing else. Sorry. Okay.

Thank you, Jeanette. Thanks. This is going to be really tough. Nick, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Yeah, really good, babe. This is going to be an absolute doozy if you can pull this one out of your bum.

It's an original. They are wrapped individually, but you get another clue, babe. This is going to be an absolute doozy if you can pull this one out of your bum. It's an original. They are wrapped individually, but you get another clue, Nick. Nick, there are eight individually wrapped. Kind of like an ice block. What? It is.

Here, Jess, I'll throw you one. Oh, God, he's not lying. It's like an ice block. I've never seen this in Siri. In all my serial guessing, I've never seen this. This is the first. Nick? If it's individually wrapped, maybe Uncle Toby's Oats? Oh, yeah.

I see what you've done there. Bro. Sorry, Nick. Not bad. Not bad, though. Nick's done a lot of work there. He's flirting with it. He's flirting with it.

Thank you so much. Let's go to Amanda. Good morning, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Morning. This might be the strangest we've ever come across. I'm going to open one. We've heard it's an original.

Oh, that's gone everywhere. And Shy Guy piffed one across the desk and said, it's like an ice block, but you get another clue. Amanda, once you open it, it kind of looks like a bird's nest. Oh, bird's nest. Jess, open yours.

No, because you just said it made a mess. Yeah, it did. I've got it everywhere. I like my side of the desk. Amanda, what's your guess for what's in Shy Guy's box? I really thought it was like an All Brand. Is that what you'd like to guess? Yeah. I'm sorry.

Sorry, Amanda. That certainly would fit like the original banner, wouldn't it? Yeah. Let's go to Tracy. Hi, Tracy. Hi, how are you going? Mate, we're really good. This is, he's left of centre, this one

It's an original They're wrapped individually Kind of like an ice block Bird's nest sort of texture Yeah And another clue for Trace Alright, Tracey The box of these is yellow

Yellow box Oh, no Okay, well, look I was going to say Pop-Tarts But it's not a yellow box You going to say Pop-Tarts, but it's not a yellow box. You're locking in Pop-Tarts? Yeah. All right.

I'm sorry. Thank you. I love the way you've thought. And you're very welcome, Tracey. Thanks for getting involved in the show. Individually wrapped. She's nailed that element of your clues. Looks like a bird's nest.

Let's go to Mark. Hello, Mark. Oh, good morning. How. Let's go to Mark. Hello, Mark. Oh, good morning. How are you? Oh, we couldn't be better, babe. We're trying to give away a box of cereal and a Jess and Ducko magnet. I'm living the dream here. Do you need me to run through the clues, Mark?

No, I've heard them all. Okay, you've heard them all. What about another clue for Mark? Yeah, let's go for that. All right, Mark. I'm going to do a live taste test because I've never had one so we're going to do a dry. Oh, wow.

Live taste. We never usually get to this point. Nah, this feels special. Alright, here we go. God, that feels so dry. They're so horrible. It's horrible. Mark, they're horrible.

Hang on. You talk. Hang on. Oh, my God. He's spitting it out, Mark. We're never going to get this company on for a sponsor. Mark.

It's stuck on my, it's so dry. They're so dry slash horrible. What do you think it is? Well, I've got a clean eating daughter that loves this stuff, I think. Is it the Uncle Toby shredded wheat? It absolutely is. Sorry, you've got a daughter that eats these. Are these meant to be super healthy, are they?

Oh, yeah, I don't know. I've watched it just spray across our kitchen every morning with little shards. Yeah, 100% whole grain, five-star health rating. I mean, no added sugar. Put something fun in there, please. It's so funny, Mark. Tell me she at least puts, I mean, I'm not a banana fan, but she cut up banana or berry or something to give it a little bit of taste.

Nah, a little bit of milk. Even the chooks refuse it. It is giving straw or hay. It does look like bird feed. I don't think banana can save this cereal or milk. Congratulations. I reckon that might be the toughest one we've ever had. You can hold your head up high, walk away with some glory there.

But before we let you go, I need a nice, crisp, clear, Hi, my name's Mark, and I'm so excited I won Shy Guy's box. Go. Hi, my name's Mark, and I'm so excited that I won Shy Guy's box. Yes, Mark! Yes! Jess and Ducko. Earlier in the show, Jess, I got AI, ChatGPT, to...

Humanise? To humanise your dog, Gianni. That's right. There's a bit of a trend going online on Instagram and TikTok where you can ask, is it ChatGPT or which AI bot? ChatGPT is the one I'm using, but I think you can use any of them. Sure. You literally can give it the prompt.

Here is my dog. Please show me what he, she would look like as a human. You gave a few other descriptors about Italian household. The breed, the size. Yeah. Italian. Yeah. You can now see that image on the Jess and Ducko Instagram story.

Yeah. And. As Babs put it, the dog's hot. Or the dog man. This is exactly what Babs said. Jess, your dog's hot. It's making us feel weird things. You have just submitted.

Yeah, during Usher, we just put Pam. That's Ducko and Morgan's dog. And we all know about sweet Pam, the anxious little thing that she is. Can't wait to hear actually how Pam goes with this new chapter for, of course, the Alan Duckets. But you've just humanized Pam, have you? I've just humanized Pam. I've texted to you and Babs and I'll tell you what. We'll put that on the story as well. At Jess and Ducko.

We've just sent a photo of Pam. I'll tell you what the story as well. At Jess and Ducko. We've just sent a photo. Bam. I'll tell you what prompt I gave it. I said, can you create an image of this dog as a human? She's a bull arbor across Doberman, highly anxious. And then the image was a... Oh my God, look at the pills. Did you see the pill box?

It's a girl in denim jeans and a green hoodie, looking very sad at a park bench with a little Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday weekly pillbox next to her. It looks like me at 3pm on a Tuesday. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on Hint Alpha Bucks. Alright, $10,000, 30 seconds, 10 questions. Back yourself.

I'm nervous because Ducko's coming up and he's going to really judge me, so I'm actually feeling a little bit nervous right now. He's probably listening, so sit up a bit straighter. That was the one bit of feedback our boss started with. Sit up straighter and talk from your diaphragm. What does that mean, Jase? What does that mean? Stop speaking from your voice.

Speak from your diaphragm. All right, Renee. Good morning, Renee. Morning, hello. Oh, I couldn't be better. I can't speak for Shy Guy. I'm all right. But we are very excited, Renee.

Ducko is going to join the show within the next 10 minutes. So it's a great energy in here, a great atmosphere. But first things first, we would love to give you $10,000 for this beautiful Wednesday in April. Are you ready to take it off us? I'm ready. Amazing. What would you do with the money?

I've just had my first granddaughter in the last 24 hours, so I would probably spoil her up. Oh, my God. Congratulations. What's your grandma name? Are you a Grammy? Are you a Nana? I'm going to be Nana. Nana. Classic. God. Congratulations. What's your grandma name? Are you a Grammy? Are you a Nana? I'm going to be Nana.

Nana. Classic. Yes. Classic. Wow, there's babies in the air, shy guy. There is. This feels like a great omen for Renee. The letter you're going to work with, oh, God, what's your new grandbaby's name, Renee?

Mahalia. Mahalia. Mahalia. Okay, I was really hoping you were going to say Beryl or Beatrice because the letter you're going to work with is B, okay? Yep. All right, you ready to do it for Mahalia? Ready.

Okay, your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter B, I need you to name something you'd find in the shed. Bosaw. Bow saw. A herb. Basil. A fashion brand. Pass.

An instrument. Bass. A type of cheese. Digger. A dance style. Balloon. First. A boy's name.

Brit. Brendan. Brendan, just after the buzzer, I think, Ren. Just after that one. All right, what have we passed on? A fashion brand, Balenciaga, Burberry. Tell her how many she got first. That was something positive.

She got four. Four of the best. Four, Renee. You passed on a fashion brand, Balenciaga, Burberry Tell her how many she got first. That was something positive. She got four. Four of the best. Four, Renee. You pass on a fashion brand, Balenciaga Burberry, or how do you say that one, Jess? Bulgari. Yep, that. Also a dance style, breakdancing, belly dancing, ballet.

You were flirting with her there. I know you were trying to get breakdancing out. I was going to say ballet and I was like, yeah. No, a valiant effort, Renee. And you don't go away empty-handed. No, you do not, Renee. You get $100 to spend at Minx Adult Boutique. Minx with three X's dot com dot au.

That's all for you, Renee. Beautiful. Thank you very much, guys. Have a good day. Thank you for joining the show, Nana. That was wonderful to have you a part of it. Jess and Ducko. Jess, we've been saying it all morning.

So now the time has come. Let's talk to the big man himself. Morning, Ducko. Ducko! Hey! What? Shall I go? 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with a sound.

Yes, yes, yes. Come on! Did you notice that, Ducko? Rene just playing there. I think he said the 30 seconds part and then none of the other rules. Oh, no. I got nervous. Oh, no.

I can hear it in your voice. How are you doing? Well, you guys sound good. Thank you, mate. I missed you. It's good to hear your voices. Oh, who cares about us, Ducko? voice. How are you doing? Well, you guys sound good. Thank you, man. I missed you. It's good to hear your voices. Oh, who cares about us, Ducko? Please.

How are you? How is Morgan? And please share this most fantastic news. Morgan is going very well. She's an amazing job. She's lying here next to me right now. She's good. I'm good.

I mean, we haven't slept at all last night. We've learned about cluster feeding. That was fun. Yes. But I can tell you on Monday, Jess, so the day before your birthday, the 14th of April, coming in at a chunky, chunky seven and a half kilos and probably the biggest seven and a half, sorry, pounds,

three and a half kilos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, seven and a half kilos. Morgan should not be okay next year. Seven and a half pounds, three and a half kilos. Yes. Biggest feet I've ever seen as well. I'll send you a photo of her feet. They're massive.

I think she's going to be a swimmer or much taller than Daddy. But welcome to the world, Florence Simone Allen Duckett. Florence. Oh, Florence. So on Monday, how was that experience, Ducko? I mean, watching the love of your life bring in the new love of your life, your new little best friend. Can you put it even into words, that moment there?

It's like everyone who's obviously been through it. It's such an experience. We came in on Sunday night and got induced, and then Morgan was getting the contractions sort of of all night and that was building and building. It was starting but still only two centimetres sort of dilated and then went down to the birthing suite. Then we were there from sort of 1am and it was just getting worse and ramping up and in and out of the bath, as you know,

we were trying to move positions and obviously had the Masters golf on in the background and we were just in and out of that. That was soothing for Morgan, seeing Rory McIlroy get the jacket. That was happening at the same time. So that was perfect. But then, yeah, we – it was – yeah, I'd never seen Morgan in that much pain and I think it was so strange because Morgan is the most stoic person ever and she was just looking at me at one stage blank and I was like,

how are you going? And she's like, I'm in the most pain I've ever been in. But she wasn't reacting. Oh, my gosh. She's just grinning and bearing it. Yeah, just popping it. No, she did such a good job. We had an epidural about 8 a.m. or 8.30 that morning.

Gee, she lasted ages. That's amazing. And honestly, I think she probably could have gone without the epidural if it wasn't for all night. Like, she needed some rest, had the epidural, got some rest, and then Florence came about four and a half hours later, about lunchtime, and the big push happened. And I can tell you, so we started the push playlist, guys.

Yeah, okay. We've got to get to this. Because the last few weeks before, we were getting your requests on 131060, on the text line and on Instagram as well. How did we go with that, Docco? Okay, so I left it until Morgan was actually pushing, right, because we'd been in it for so long. So Morgan actually pushed for an hour and five minutes.

So there was only an hour and five minutes of play that's played. Wow. But it was perfect because the songs were so, like, they were so mixed that it was actually fun. Like, Morgan in between pushing would be laughing, or whose was this, or what's this song? Oh, you're consulting the laminated sheet being like, oh, thank you, Brendan, for this nomination.

Exactly. And I will say I was down south the entire time. Morgan had her foot on me like pushing against me. And I was down south next to the midwife and obstetrician Malcolm, who were absolutely incredible. And I was helping her push. I felt like a boxing ring coach. Yes, you're there like metaphorically massaging the shoulders,

being like, you can do it. You can take it. Yeah, I was squeezing her leg when she was pushing, and they said to me, like, Jesus, will we have a sporting background? She's in the zone. I've never been proud of her. I was like, yes.

But the song, let's get to the song. So it all started. Actually, the first song that came on was our Obstetrician song, which was the Black Eyed Peas, Let's Get It Started. Oh, my God. Well, that feels like an omen, doesn't it? And he said to us, all right, well, let's get it started. And that came on.

A special mention, Matchbox 20 push. Lots of nomination for this one on the text line. Yep, this came on. This was funny. We had a laugh about this. And then Johnny Cash, Ring of Fire. This wasn't a great vibe. Morgan did ask me to skip this one.

Do you know what's so funny? Just to bring you behind the scenes here, Ducko. Shy Guy furiously trying to get these songs ready for you. We knew you wanted Burning Ring of Fire. Didn't know why, of course. Johnny Cash just sort of crashed the system. He just started playing off air on the speakers over the programming and everything. We didn't know what was happening.

It's pissed off Morgan during delivery. You've had to cut it off and it's ruined the studio. So Johnny Cash is now banned from this room. It crashed our labour. It crashed the show. There was a bit of right on time from Black Box. That came on at a really nice time. Oh, that would have been perfect, wouldn't it?

Yeah. And Shania Twain, man, I feel like a woman. That was a moment. Oh, that would have gotten some fuel wouldn't it? Yeah. And Shania Twain, Man I Feel Like a Woman, that was a really, that was a moment. Oh, that would have gotten some fuel in Morgan's tank, I imagine. Morgan's lovely. And I must say the midwives and Malcolm and Patricia were lovely. They were all singing along. But the winner, the song that came on organically when it happened,

like just as Florence popped out and I caught her, did the hands on hands. I remember catching her and holding her. And then this song was on. It was the one and only Benny Benassi, Gary Go, bit of cinema. Yes! Yeah. This song came on. OG rice cookers will know.

Yeah, I couldn't believe it. It's hilarious. You have played this so much on the radio. That is the song your daughter was bought. Yeah. She came out to cinema. Little Polly came out to cinema and I got to catch her. It was like the most, honestly, I enjoyed every part of the label.

I had a great time just watching Morgan do something so extraordinary. I was so proud of her. And just seeing the baby come out the entire time because I was down there, like, it was such a cool experience. And then actually catching her and then giving her up to Morgan. And we did – I won't get into it too much. I'll talk about it more when I'm back on air with you guys. But there was a little hiccup with her breathing.

She sort of came out all fine, and then she stopped breathing, and I had to sort of help her and bring her back. And so she had to go to the nursery for a night, which was really scary. Just, you know, all fine now. Everything's all okay. Wonderful to hear. That must have been terrifying for you guys. It was, yeah.

It went from like best moment of my life, of our lives, most magical special thing to what is going on? I have no control. This is the scariest thing ever. I'm going to faint just because is she okay? Of course, and I can imagine Morgan in that moment, obviously having a medical background probably going, give her to me, let me try something, I can do something,

and it sort of being like, okay, no, this is obstetrician, midwife territory, whisking her away. That must have been. She was busy birthing the placenta, I think. Okay, yeah. You take care of that, we'll take care of Florence. Yeah, but I'll get into it. I'll sort of go through that a bit more when I'm back on it with you guys.

But yeah, a little flow. So last night was our first night with her out of the nursery Yeah, but I'll get into it. I'll sort of go through that a bit more when I'm back on you guys. But yeah, a little flow. So last night was our first night with her out of the nursery with us next to her, and she was feeding a lot. She's breastfeeding really well. Morgan's done a great job with that, and she's latching really well. And I tell you what, I swear she's big, and she has the biggest feet. Like I genuinely think she's going to be taller than me.

And like in the next couple of months? Or you just she's going to be taller than me. And, like, in the next couple of months? Or you just mean? She'll be taller than me at primary school. So she'll be carrying me. She's very sweet. We're going to do a little Instagram post later on today. Please, yeah, we would obviously love to share that with the rice cookers, but all in due time. You very kindly did share an image with Shy Guy, Babs and myself.

I know they usually say parents have the rose-colored glasses. They can't really see objectively when a newborn is entered the world because they can be a bit alien-esque, a bit potato-esque. That is one cute baby duck. I can say it with complete objectivity or whichever one is objective, subjective. Anyway, that is a gorgeous, a gorgeous little girl. She looks so alert and bright. She's very alert, yeah. And vibrant. It is just, it's pretty magical to see the best parts of you and the best parts of Morgan already shining there.

I know. We're still trying to work out who's who. Like, does she look like Morgan? Does she look like me? And I just change so much every day. Of course. You have no idea. But, yeah, it was a sleepless night last night not much sleep we got uh we got we're getting used to that pretty quick but yeah she's doing really well

and hopefully we can leave hospital either tomorrow or the next day and and um get around to the world but yeah it's been um and all the all the you know medical team stuff here at the the newcastle private have been absolutely amazing there's been some rice cookers as well who were birthing at the same time we were. No way. Yeah, yeah, and they were super excited and some of the midwives were very excited and it was, yeah, it was a really nice experience. Everyone's been so lovely to us here and it's been so good

and, you know, Morgan's going well. She's got a nice pack on downstairs and we're trucking through. Amazing. You look after that amazing wife of yours. You have as many cuddles. And did you get the recommendation shirts off? What's it on? Skin to skin, daddy-daughter time.

Yes. Yes, I've been doing a lot. I had a lot of that overnight last night as well. So I didn't get to cuddle her the first day she was born. She had to go to the nursery. So yesterday it was a lot of that. And then last night I had a lot of that, which was really nice. And she was, you know, that awkward moment too when she wants to feed

and she tries to latch onto my nipple. Yeah. She sort of starts borrowing up to your titties and you're like, no, no, not me, sweetheart. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Doug, I feel like I have a million more questions for you, but I know it's precious time and it does fly by and you soak up all that information you can from the midwives and the lactation consultants

and the nurses while you're in there. So I guess we should say really quickly, Emily. Emily was the rice cooker who put cinema on your playlist. I know you've already told us Florence Simone, but okay, we're taking naming rights off the table for Emily. It's locked in. Okay, fair enough. I'll break the news.

Just some jizz bits for Emily. Florence Simone, Emily, Alan Duckett. Oh, that's nice. In spirit. It's locked in. Okay, fair enough. I'll break the news. Just some jizz bits for Emily. Oh, that's nice. In spirit. Emily, you get a fridge magnet, you get a key ring, you get eternal glory, and if there's free fuel this week, I'll give that to you. I'm not there, so I'll do whatever. We'll find some anyway. We'll find some. There's no op-ed, but that's alright.

Give up prizes even when you're not on air. That's fine. And Jess, have you had energy from Chaga and Babs? I've heard a little bit. I'm hoping you're getting some good. That's fine. And Jess, have you had energy from Chaga and Babs? I've heard a little bit. I'm hoping you're getting some good energy from those two. Daco, again, I don't want to take up too much of your time. I want to send you back to your ladies, but you would be very proud of this team.

We've lifted for you, well, they've lifted for you, and I've pulled back. So we've met in the middle there, energy-wise. And I hope we've done you proud. And we just cannot wait to have you back. So we've met in the middle there, energy-wise, and I hope we've done you proud. And we just cannot wait to have you back. Three weeks you're going to spend just hunkering down in that love bubble. Everything they say is cliche but true. You will just never know love or joy or challenge like you're about to. But I know you and Morgan are the absolute best team. It sounds like you're an incredible support partner and she absolutely drilled it in that delivery suite.

She did. She did so good. Can't wait to see some pickies, and we will absolutely share them as well. I will. Yeah, I'll do it today. Little Flo's looking at me now. I think he's just on a fresh poo. Well, we'll leave you to it, Daddy.

We can't wait to meet her. Thanks, guys. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. So, our guy, before we wrap up for this beautiful Wednesday Gosh we've had a wonderful time so far I want to challenge you My friend I want to challenge you My parents were in town over the weekend And I've really enjoyed making my mum

Describe songs And you having to decipher what the hell she's talking about Well she's hung up The headphones so to speak what the hell she's talking about. Well, she's hung up the headphones, so to speak. It's my dad's turn. Okay. Now. Game show music.

I'm going to put, thank you. I'm going to put this out there. I'll give you $10 for everyone. You can get it right. I'm glad because you said this off there. I'll take you up on that. Because, look, I don't know if he didn't understand the challenge. He was very hesitant to do it.

He got really nervous and weird about it. Babs, you've had to put these in the system because obviously I didn't want Shy Guy to hear them. Yes. How would you describe my dad's describing skills when it comes to top 40 music? Not great. There was a lot of arguing.

It was very funny, though. I was having a good giggle at my desk yesterday. I didn't have to give my mum any direction. Like, she would run for it and I could just get 30 seconds of her. You're going to hear a lot of me, Shy Guy, because I've had to pull teeth. Okay. Here is song one my dad trying to describe. All right, now I'm going to figure out what the song was.

All right, here's the first one. Am I supposed to read this out first? No, because Shy Guy has to guess what you're describing. Goodness. At a bar someone needs a drink a jack daniel don't just read the lyrics you've got to be cryptic cryptic okay um there's a person who's in a bar, wants to get tipsy for some reason. You're just reading the lyrics. So for $10, Shy Guy, what's... He actually threw me the end. I'm thinking it's a bar song by Shaboozy, but I was also thinking...

No, what do you want to lock in? I'm locking in that. I'll ding myself again. Thank you. No, this is me saying, play the reveal. Oh, okay, yeah, my bad. Far out. Wow.

Yeah. It is a bar song. What threw you? He literally said gifts. No, but you know what? Because I haven't previewed this audio, I don't know what I'm about to play. So I was like, oh, I better get this sorted. Don't worry.

The reveal will do all the heavy work for you. So he gets $10. He gets $10. Can you do a tally? No, that just means we get coffee tomorrow. On me. I'm now shouting you. To be fair, that one, I shouldn't have put a bet on that one

because he genuinely read the lyrics. Let's see how you go with song two. All right, song two. I don't even know how to describe this, and I'm reading the words, but it's got some sort of magic overtone. That's all I can say about this. That rhymes. It's obviously some witch.

I don't know, Jess. I don't know what that means. What the hell does that mean? It rhymes, Joe. It rhymes. There's some lyrics in that rhyme. Well, it can't be rap then. What would you like to lock in otherwise? I actually don't know. Not $20, just $10. There's some lyrics in that rhyme. Well, it can't be rap then.

What would you like to lock in otherwise? I actually don't know. Not $20, just $10. Can I hear it again? No, we don't have time. Magic Overtones, Witchy. Magic Overtones, Witchy. It's this.

We couldn't have talked about Lady Gaga more this week, young Charbo. All right, you're only on ten bucks. Song three. Song three, here it is. This song's about feelings, demons in his head, and no one's listening, and he's trying to get someone to help. Is it going to throw you off if I tell you it's a woman? Oh.

Okay, so start? Oh. Okay. So start that again. Go. So this person's got a lot of feelings. Obviously, there's a lot of demons going through the person's mind. He's looking for someone to help out, to give him guidance. Her. Give her guidance.

I'd argue, Babs, back me up here, the biggest song we're playing at the moment? I would say so. That's a free clue right there. I think so. I'm going to need an answer, please, Shy Guy. I want to say Bed Cam, but I don't think that's right. Lock in Bed Cam. All right.

It's this. Anxiety. Feelings. She's got demons in her head. My dad asked me, can I say anxiety? No, dad! You're only on one from three. Ten bucks the tally.

I really thought it would be better than this. Can you make it twenty bucks? Last song. Okay, so this person's got a lot going on. It's in some sort of relationship and wants some sort of recognition and is putting it out there. That's it. Would you say it's a sexy song?

Oh. Yeah, I guess so. There's a lot happening in these lyrics that she's putting it out there. That's for sure. I mean, that's Sabrina Carpenter, right? Well done. But what is the song Shy Guy? I'm going to say Bed Cam again.

What made you think it was Sabi Cat sexy? Yeah, sexy. Want to lock in bed cam? She's flirting with the mic on stage. Yeah. You're so close. No! The new one that I actually like from her.

Damn it. She's got a lot going on. She's busy. He saw the word busy. A lot on her plate. Only $10, shy guy. One from four, but I will say, very hard. That was hard. Rob Fudge did not make

it easy for you. I really thought it'd be way better than that. Anyway, Babs Matcha on me tomorrow. It's been quite the journey. People have messaged me shy guy, any update on Ducco? I'm like, he was on this morning. Yeah. So get it on the podcast. Get it on the podcast. If you did miss it. Guys, a wonderful show again.

Really good stuff from both of you. We really did a whole round trip, didn't we? We did. We've gone through all corners of the globe. Yeah, I can't even tell you where we started because that's inappropriate for this. Well, destination-wise, topic-wise. I see what you're saying. It is our last show together tomorrow.

Good Friday being a public holiday, of course. And then into Easter, we are actually taking a cheeky break. We're all getting paternity leave. Ducko very kindly looping us into his leave entitlement. So tomorrow is our last show for a little while, which means your last crack at that double pass to Lady Gaga. That's right. You could steal them off. Riley. Riley, thank you. Riley is our carryover champ. If he is still standing tomorrow, he wins the double pass. Yeah.

Otherwise, whoever can identify one second of a Gaga song. Yeah. I was going to say she would brainstorm some songs now, but maybe not. Not on air. No, no. Hey, man, when Ben got air, it really threw into turmoil. I mean, who knows this? The deep cuts.

I've been radio 10 years. I did not know it was called Air Air. No. Anyway, Babs, any final words? Not really. Okay, wonderful stuff. Sorry, I've just... Not really.

She's left it all out on the pitch. Yep. I mean, she didn't go to soccer last night. I think she might have had enough. But for us, nothing left in the tank. Are we getting a diary tomorrow, guys? No, we opted not to do that. No, fair.

No, it just feels weird. It does feel weird. Without ducco. Ducco-less. I mean, it would just be all of my faults. That's true. It would be. Hey, man, there weren't actually that many.

Ah, that's a few. We just had the wonderful Kelly from Sharpen Code Platters drop us some goodies. Very, very kind. And she said, shy guy, you've done really well. Thanks, Kelly. So that's face-to-face feedback. Yep, and that's all that matters. Not just me making up trolls on social media.

Yep, yep, yep. No, it's been fun. Tomorrow is going to be fun because it's our last day. Maybe we'll go a little bit rogue. Maybe. Maybe the last song before we go on break, maybe we just pick something. Because we're not doing Friday Bangers. It's not here Friday.

Maybe we do a little 8.50 book banger. I got some great feedback on my birthday bangers. Westlife and Janet Jackson. You burned those. For four people, they really liked my choice. Was it your husband? No, it was my best friend Mel. But no, yes, join us tomorrow.

We're also going to be talking about the great Dunny Hunt. If you would like to be well equipped for your Easter road trips, you need to join us tomorrow. We're also going to be talking about the great Dunny Hunt. If you would like to be well-equipped for your Easter road trips, you need to join us tomorrow because we're talking to the CEO in that space. Yes, we are. So join us tomorrow. Plenty of fun. Those Gaga tickets up for grabs. See you then.

See you. Bye. Jess, your dog's hot. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Hot honey has dropped at Macca's for a limited time only. Embrace the drip.