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Episode Date: July 16, 2025

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Delicious Maccas breakfast is available till 10 30 a.m. Frecky comes first. Jess and Dago. This is the Jess and Dago podcast. Hey, welcome to the podcast, everyone. What a show. Beautiful show as always. What a Wednesday.

We have another co-host in the studio today. That's right. Lucia's in here. Lucia coming on two? Correct. Yeah. Had to think for a second. She's coming on two now.

And it's funny because I've really tried hard not to be one of those, no disrespect to people who do it, but wanky people who goes, she's 22 months. Oh, yeah. But it's made me, cause I've kept her just at 18 months for so long. I'm like, when is her birthday? What are you? Coming up to two, you're right, October. Yeah, and a couple months away, but still two years old.

Where's that gone? Where has that gone? You've known me before I was even engaged. Like all the, all the seasons of life. I met you engaged. That's right. Cause it was meant to be your wedding months into our friendship that had COVID blah, blah, blah. So we've just bloody been around a block.

But I know now she's nearly two. And it's so funny because a lot of my girlfriends. She's bossing babs around. I love it. A lot of my girlfriends who had kids arounding babs around. I love it. A lot of my girlfriends who had kids around the same time as Lucia are either pregnant with their second or have already had their second. Oh wow. And it's that classic thing.

You know, when your friends, the first to get married or the first to have a kid, you kind of feel like if that's you, you're a bit out of it. Yeah. Now I'm feeling out of it. Cause I go, I've lost all my mum friends. Cause when there's a second, it's just different. It's game over. It's harder.

It's harder to get them. They're obviously back in newborn. Yeah, that's, that's tough. It's tough. So I'm like, I'm losing all my 100%. Every time I see her, she's obviously so much more busy. Totally. And it's so hard to keep her entertained.

And I, I am very, very anti just quickly diagnosing everyone with everything, but it's giving ADHD. Like it's, she cannot, but she's also not even too, like is she meant to? So the plane to Europe is going to be interesting. This has been 10 minutes. I know right. And look how many activities she's had to do just in 10 minutes. We've had colouring in, we've had Babs singing, we've had me singing, we've had,

we've had pegs off a card. now we've got pegs on her. She's tried to go, and we try and be so anti-tech, I don't want to give her my phone, but we have bought an iPad. You're gonna have to for the flight I reckon. Hello madam! Oh! What are you doing? I come up here? No, no. Do you know what she loves? To turn shit off. So if there's anything special, she's probably

gonna turn the desk. Just so the camera's over here. She's just gonna press the buttons. Yeah, what are you up to? I love how she just cruises around. Hey, you've got Velcro shoelaces like me! Oh, we're just pressing the black magic cameras. Are they easy to turn back on? Maybe don't hit cut. That's the most temperamental system we've got anyway.

Yes, 100%. Hey Lucie, we've got an all staff meeting. Do you want to come to that? Do you want to come see Tracy? What do you reckon? You want to press some buttons? You can press these buttons right here. These buttons right here.

That is actually, I wonder if we can buy like a knockoff radio panel. There you go. Because that's so many buttons for her to press. Community radio stations buy those. Ready press that one. Oh no no no no. Hey Luigi can you say on? On, on, there you go. Oh more. can you say on? On. On. On. There you go.

Oh, more. More. Can you say duck-o? Oh, brilliant. I'm taking that. Well done. I heard the D and the K. That 100%.

Can you count to 10 in Italian? Pretty much just as good. Hey, Lucia, can you say one? You got better. She's listeningichia, can you say one? No, you got better. She's listening to you. Can you say one, two, three? I know you can do it. Does it break your heart when she tries,

that she's so good at home and then that happens? 100% because it is one of those things. Oh, you're off. Sorry. There we go, we're back on. I do get that. Oh, you're off. Yeah. I see. Can you do Oh, you're off again. Yeah.

I see. Winnie, can you do this one? You do this one. I see why Dan's mum's fall into that because you get this weird like pride of wanting your kid to show how good they are. I can see that. And then they don't do it. I'll be the exact same.

Oh man. Yeah, I'll be the exact same. Well, Lucia, this has been fun. Hasn't it? You've been a great co-host. Oh, we stopped the VoxPro recording. Welcome to Team Wednesday, baby. God, it feels good.

Halfway through the week already. Mate, tits are sky high. Oh yeah, tits are. Last night when I was hosting me trivia, I was a bit naughty, had a pint of Guinness and I was like, it's been a big week. It's only Tuesday. A Tuesday Guinness. Why not? That feels very St. Paddy's day.

Yeah, it's just warm. Does it always fall on a Tuesday? I guess not necessarily. It's more the date. It can be a Sunday. It can be a Sunday, but it feels very Tuesday vibe. I hope you're wearing some sort of green shamrock. It should have been. Somewhere on your body. It just felt like, you know, being that trivia host, you know drinking drinking again. It's kind of matched

Absolutely. I do enjoy when people emceeing trivia hosting whatever it might be and they go hold on I'm gonna see what Ricky Gervais on his stand-up. Just has a care like a tinny. Yeah on stage Oh, you're so relatable and cool. Yeah Yeah, it's probably not alcoholic, but you're being cool. It probably is a can filled with water, but also I just love the energy. Yeah, the vibe. That's what you were bringing to truth last night. One time, what I want to do is I want to wear a turtleneck and I want to just have a glass of red wine and sit on a chair.

Question four. Like inside the actor's studio. I wish you were wearing, you've almost got a, I guess a half crew neck. Is that what that is? Yeah. I feel like you needed a turtleneck today for what's coming up on the show, Duncan. My acting class is on the show today. You guys get to act and I get to direct you. Who is your director guru? Are you a Spielberg protégé? Are you a Scorsese? A Gerwig? Quentin Tarantino. Yeah, we'll be Tarantino-ing today. And today's scene is one of the most iconic love fight scenes, I think.

Between between two iconic actors. Oh, from a Tarantino film? No, no, no, no, no. You're just channeling Tarantino. I was going to say Inglourious Basterds. I don't remember too much love. There was a lot of fighting. There was a lot of fighting.

It was hard to do that scene. It's just you and Shaggo jumping around the room. No,. There was a lot of fighting. There was a lot of fighting. It was hard to do that. So it's just you and Shago jumping around the room. No, it'd be a bit of fun. It's a scene everyone knows. We can hear you guys act. I gave Shago the script early so he can get into development. Oh, that's very kind. Dyslexia, looking after dyslexia.

Dyslexia friends. Yeah, absolutely. It won't help in the moment though. Did you read out loud? Not yet. Oh, you're going to read out loud. I'll go to my tray alone practice. Is that a little tip?

Yeah. If you do struggle, to read out loud is a good way to actually familiarise yourself. Yes. If you just read it in your head, it's never the same. Look cover, write, check. That's it. That's it. You know the dyslexic book.

I'm looking forward to that. Yeah. It'll be fun. We've also got... I've never trained under Tarantino. Okay. Put that on your LinkedIn. My only director was Tony Nikolakalopoulos who had a starring role in The Wog Boy. He did my drama classes.

And he killed it. He killed it, absolutely. I've gone on to do great things. He's put more inflection on every word. You're like, oh- He's the one who told me I was too bogan to play Wendy in Peter Pan. I had to class it up a bit. It was Wendy coming out like, oh, you can get stuffed.

Peter! Peter, grow up! You're fully sick, you're jumping out of that window, going off and flying. Anyone seen Hook out there? Or? Hook, you bastard. Like what's with Wendy? Is it too late to recast?

Ah, yes. And, uh, that'll be fun. That'll be fun. You going well today, should I go? Yeah, fine. Fine? Yeah. That was fine. It's a good fine. That felt like a nice fine.

Yeah. It's a nice fine. True. Some of his fines are loaded and you know that it is in fact not fine. Yeah. You don't seem distracted. You seem right here and present, which is what I like. Good.

Yeah. Now, do we dare go to... So we are day three without a boyfriend. Day three of being abandoned and as much as our efforts to buoy her spirit, have we been able to achieve that, distract her? Babs, good morning. Morning. How are you feeling today?

All right. Yeah. Should we say good morning or should we say bonjour? Yeah, he's in Paris. Morning. How are you feeling today? All right. Yeah. Should we say good morning or should we say bonjour? Bonjour. Yeah, he's in Paris. Oh. Okay, well that was Italian, but sure.

Okay, bonjour. We're going to Italy today. We're taking you to Italy. We've only got a week to do- You wrote it on the board. I knew that. We've only got a week to do ours, you know, our contigi, so we're moving a bit quicker. Yeah, yeah.

Day by day. We're leaving Jethro for dead. He can stay in Paris. You already moved on to your third country bit quicker. Yeah, yeah. Day by day. We're leaving Jethro for dead. He can stay in Paris. You already moved on to your third country this week. Yeah, yeah. And I'm excited about it. Exactly. You get more food.

I know it's good. No one polished more baklava yesterday than Babs. Good. With a cup of tea, what did you dunk it in? Or did you just have it? Yeah, I had a cup of tea. Beautiful. They're calling it baklava Babs.

Better book. Yeah, jeez. Are you reading the same book each time or is it a new one? and a baklava. They're calling her baklava Babs. I read a book, yeah, jeez. Are you reading the same book each time or is it a new one? No, the same one. I've been reading the same one for like two weeks. Is that one of your biggies? Yeah, it's pretty thick. Your thick girls. How long does it take you to read a thick like 900 page novel?

Not as long as you think. Probably like two or three weeks. Takes me about six to eight. Yeah, but so you got a bit on your plate. I'll just go slow. Sweet Babs is like, last time I've done. 3pm, tears and books. And baklava. And baklava, yeah.

I actually didn't get any baklava yesterday, I went to have some Babs, I was like, none. Alright. She bit your finger. She bit me. Big show though, team. Yes, we're the acting class. We've got Alpha Bucks. It's Wednesday, Shy Guy Dips.

New time today because there's a special surprise guest. Big Showtime team, yes, we're acting class, we've got Alpha Bucks. It's Wednesday, Shy Guy Dips. New time today because there's a special surprise guest. You guys had this on yesterday but our phones broke so we had to move it. That's right, so thank God the person could reschedule because... It's very important. It is important. It says surprise guest for Ducko and Babs, which is what's really intriguing me. Absolutely.

I mean, when you put something out there, Ducko, don't you know, your mates Jess and Shy Guy aren't going, come on. What have we said, Babs, that is luring them in to get someone? What have we done? What do you mean? That there's someone coming up to you. You guys are so insensitive. Yeah, yeah, because, yeah. We've obviously said something that we both like and have found someone for us. What are you talking about?

Well, Ducco, I'm going to put a little- The surprise guest they've got at seven. found someone for us. What are you talking about? Well, Darko, I'm going to put a little- The surprise guest they've got at seven. Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. Oh my God. I'm having a morning. Oh my God. Can you stop throwing it at me?

How are you not listening? We just- Can you stop throwing to me, please? We just chatted to you. I don't- I have a hunch about who the surprise guest is. Oh, go on. You didn't make her look for the guest, did you? No, I-

You did all the work. Well, I was going to say on air that you would say you did it, but yeah, I did all the work. Oh God, it was my idea, but you had to execute. Can we, can I, is she allowed to get her hunch on air? She can get her hunch on air. Well, the two things, I'm thinking about things that connect to both of us. Good that you're on the same page now. All I can think about is like Lorde or our guts, so...

Oh, we've got Metamucil. We've got a rep for Metamucil. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, we've got Metamucil. We've got a rep for Metamucil. I was going to say, Duggo, you may have given yourself the bum steer by saying, what are things we both like? Yeah. It's not necessarily. So I don't want you to. It'd be enjoy.

I'm not going to enjoy this chat. You might. You might. I can't say the same thing. You might, you might. I can't say the same thing. Tommy tells me Lord isn't holding for the next day either. Shy Guy can be very persuasive. He's got not a lot on, he's alright.

But yes, stick around for that after seven. Babs, please keep paying attention. So good. What are you talking about? I'm having a morning. You're just on air. Teams firing. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco.

All aboard the train team. You know those trains that go around like, theme parks have them. Or like a scenic train. A scenic train. Or there's like the older bus driver who's clearly a retired train driver, sorry, and he's driving like a bunch of kids around there in the mini carriages and they just go all the way around. Yes.

You always see, you know, 15 very excited toddlers, young children, and then 15 very bored mums and dads where they're sitting behind them. So a man has stolen one of those in America from its theme park because it was his birthday and he decided that he wanted to ride the train. I mean it's one thing to go to boost and be like, it's my birthday, give me a free one. And it's another to steal a train. You've got to love the ambition of him though because apparently the train was parked, everyone was off the train at this point.

The man runs up to the train, gets on the train and just drives it off, claiming he used to work for the company. The train driver who was there goes, I guess if he's taking the train he's all for us to take it. And just didn't question it. He knows where the pedals are, he must be experienced. No one can drive trains like this, he must be good. Tell me he had the train driver hat on at least, did he look the part or did he just look like some drunk idiot? Well, he was high on meth at the time so...

So to answer your question, yes. look the part or do you just look like some drunk idiot? Well he was high on meth at the time so so to answer your question yes he had a crack pipe and he took it but it gets better. You know what they say Ducco you can't crack and drive that's a that's a train under the crack that's a TUC the old TUC train under the influence you can't be doing that you can't be doing that. You can't be doing that. You'll frighten the children. A couple of things that I like this. First of all, the employees eating his hot dog going, well, that guy is clearly on meth. Looks like he can drive this. The guy then drives the train.

It's empty. He then stops the train and picks people up. No! Okay. People see crackhead and willingly get on the train. I was about to say, it's a victimless crime. Let him have his, you know, his fun. Yeah.

No, there's now victims. But then they get on the train and he drives them perfectly well, like obeys the train rules, just trying to do what he needs to do. But then he left the theme park and keeps going. Now he's on the highway. And he kept going. They found him at like the southernmost point of the area. You're obviously the train expert, Duggo.

How do those work? Is it like pedals in a car? When I had to do the today show at the Thomas the Tank Engine Worldmost point of the area. You're obviously the train expert, Duggo. How do those work? Is it like pedals in a car? When I had to do the today show at the Thomas the Tank Engine World, one of the great TV crosses, and we had one of those trains there, they are very, very, although very about safety with locking the doors and shutting it. But yeah, it's just a pedal.

The thing is they don't have great turning circles. No. You have to make sure that- Let alone you've got 15 carriages behind you. Exactly. So you've got to make sure there's enough room for the train to turn around. There's a few times he got stuck and we had to like unhinge it and just like. Cause you'll topple over.

Exactly. You'll roll it back. The Today Show is really making you into a bit of a slumdog millionaire. Like you have just an anecdote for everything. Chances are I've done it. Chances are I've done something like that live on TV. It was like, and one of the funniest ones was like, oh man, they had to like, the doors had to be shut for safety. And I remember I did a live TV cross and half was like, and one of the funniest ones was like, Oh man, they had to like, the doors had to be shut for safety. And I remember I did a live TV cross and half shut the door and they were panicking off it.

He's not going to take off is he? Oh my god. We're going 4Ks an hour and they're like, Oh no, stop him. There's a guy on meth in America picking people up. He's fine. Jess and Ducco, you and I, I'm going to say pretty confidently, I thought we were across all the medical journals, the scientific reports, we've got our finger on the pulse. Everything. At least Shy Guy does. Gives us these tidbits. Well I've never seen a study out of the Chinese Academy of

Sciences in Personality and Individual Differences. One of my favorites. One of my favorite illustrations. I said to them when they were creating it, jeez the title's a touch long but I'll go with it. The C-A-S-I-P-A-I-D. Woah yeah. Chinese Academy of Sciences in Personality and Individual Differences. You know they're gonna be far up. You just know it. Well what do you make of 283 participants? Not far up. Not great.

That's not enough for me. Not fantastic. I think you and I, we've agreed a thousand minimum. Yeah. To take you seriously. At least 500 to, you know, start making me look. 500, yeah, I'll take five. But also, China is the most populous country in the world. You can find a few more than 283, I would have thought. Easily. Quick Google, population of China. Oh.

Also, who has more China or India? I would have thought India. 1.4 billion. For China. Very good China or India? I would have thought India. 1.4 billion. For China. And India? Babs is just trying to listen to the same thing. 1.4 billion. They're pretty much the same.

Are they tied? 1.411 for China and 1.438 for India. So India a bit more. India more than India. But what I'm saying is 283. Babs what did you get? Mine's different. Oh, okay what did you saying is 283. Babs, what did you get? Mine's different. Oh, OK. What's yours say?

Source credibility. India's population is estimated to be about 1.46 billion, while China's population is just over 1.4. But Bing takes like a few years to update. No, this is Google. He's got you there. Who do you reckon has the correct one? This one says as of 2025.

Oh, that's accurate. What's your study? What's your study? Google too. But when was the re- The World Bank. Okay. Census Bureau. Oh, maybe Babs Census Bureau.

What year? Do I remove the- Do I move the- That could be a removal. I don't- This is the problem, is they Google the same thing? I need a year. I need a year your census was done, Shy Guy,

because she's hit me with 2025. That's hard to argue with. Mine's a 2023. It's a lower number. Oh! You're back on four. When you look at China 2023 it comes up this first thing at Google so Babs has actually gone deeper into the oh she's gone into this the world meter. The world meter. From 2025. Which means the scores are tied on our quick fingers Google. But back to it Ducco, my point stands, 283

participants in a population of over a billion should have had more Chinese Academy of Sciences in personality and individual differences. How dare they. But what they've done is show each person involved in the study 15 black and white photos of men with different BMI's. Now I thought in Australia we'd sort of foregone the body mass index as an idea of health. I think there's a lot of people who don't like it because it doesn't take into enough consideration.

But that's what the Chinese are still rolling with. With the heads cut off, these participants just had to rank these bodies in terms of attractiveness. Okay. The lean chiseled bodies did not rank as attractive as the semi dad bod. Oh, that's just BS. Not the full dad bod. This is just fat people who write the study and go, yeah, the dad bods are in.

You don't need to exercise. They are saying, what do you make of this? So the physical findings are interesting, but the researchers wanted to dig down on why. Why have you voted the... Not quite beer belly. Not big big, but like just natural.

They've described it as soft around the edges. Which I'll accept, natural. Natural, let's go with natural. Technically the BMI that they were ticking in Australia, you would be considered overweight. But we're not talking big chunkies. You're not talking you would have the expose on a current affair, because you had to get forklifted out of your house. Yeah, right.

We're just talking a little bit of extra-canny. They are saying the reason, maybe, is biological. The people who voted, those ones were the most attractive. They're like daddy things, like they see their daddy in it. Is that what you mean? Look, the Chinese Academy did not drill down on that. I can't, you can't picture a larger Chinese person. You know what I mean? I picture them all to be quite petite.

You're right. You know? Sumo is Japanese. Yeah. I'm sure there are. Surely there's a chunky Chinese person out there. Shogun, can you Google if there's chunky Chinese? Who's to say? Because they cut their heads off.

Who's to say the bodies? So what am I going to Google? Oh, who? Shogobabs, are there chunky Chinese people? He's going to get pinged from HR again. That wouldn't be the first time. It's kind of my goal. Over half of Chinese adults now are considered overweight.

That's according to Google. Well, there you go. That's interesting. Because who's to say the bodies were Chinese? Do you know what I mean? CNN. In In the study they could have just found any. Thank you for your source. Yeah thank you. He said CNN. Good for you. You're on Jess and Ducker. Put it on the... Yeah interesting.

So they are saying it's mostly linked. Body fat is important because it's closely linked to circulating testosterone levels and is therefore a better indicator of mate quality. They are saying a mid-range BMI aligns with optimal survival and reproductive fitness and there's something in our mind's eye that can denote that. That sees that and goes you're gonna keep me warm at night. 100% and you're gonna make me have babies. So I'm gonna vote for you. I don't really know why but it's something deep rooted in ourselves. What do you find attractive when you see a guy? You and Babs. Like do you look at it and go super fit? Do you go kind of medium? To be honest, super fit? Yeah, it's too much. Super fit. I find very intimidating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. More than anything because I go

you don't look fine. Yeah, yeah. I can't have a relaxing and maybe it's some deep-seated trauma. Let's get real for a second deep-seated trauma for me and ex-boyfriend way too into that. Can you feel shit about myself all the time? You want to live. You want to live. So I think actually I'd probably do this. A little bit of extra padding makes you feel a little bit like you're not gonna make me feel bad. Because that's what I have a little bit of extra padding. Who am I to judge and say the ideal is to be 0% body fat and an A pack. It's an impossible lifestyle to live. Absolutely. You still gotta enjoy yourself. The maintenance on that. I don't know I don't know how people do it. The upkeep. Babs, what are you thinking? I agree with everything Jess just said.

Oh, you were listening I see. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, you cannot use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question just say pass. We'll come back of course if there's time stepping up today to play. We've got him. We've got Aaron. Good morning Aaron. Good morning, how you going?

God, you've kept us waiting Aaron. Every morning we wake up. Today the day Aaron will call. It's Aaron's day. It is today. Yes. Hi. How are you?

Hi, how are you going? Yeah, not too bad. It's a bit cold this morning. It is a bit chilly, isn't it? It is a bit chilly. What are you wearing? Ah, work clothes. Yeah. Very good. What do you do with yourself a bit chilly. What are you wearing? Ah, work clothes.

What do you do with yourself? I'm a truck driver. Do you have a heated seat in your truck? Nah. Oh, they need to sort that out. Talk to the union about that. Hot water bottles for Aaron then. Oh, that's nice. Keep that tushy warm.

What do you want to do with 10 grand, Aaron? I'd like to replace my car that burnt down. Oh jeez, burnt down? How'd that happen? Electrical fire. I don't know much about electrical fires but I know they're not good. That is not good when it's taking your car as well. Yeah, not really. That's unlucky. My god.

So what does that mean Aaron? You're just driving your truck everywhere. Nah, I got a spare car. Oh god, okay. Well, let's get you a car to replace the original. Yeah, yeah. The letter you're going to work with. That'll be good. It's solid. It's S. S for Subaru. Ooh, yep. Maybe you'd like to look at one of those for your new car, okay? Yep. All righty. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter S. We need you to name a type of meat. Yep. All righty. We'll start after the first question, starting with the letter S. We need you to name a type of meat. Steak. A country.

Spain. A video game. Super Mario. A condiment. Salt. A female singer. Sofia Ross. A breakfast cereal. Pass. A five letter word. Satan. A fashion brand. Pass. A vegetable.

Oh, jeez. God, you were out of the gates fast. I thought he came out the first four and just rapid-fire. Then we went through the first four in about five seconds. God damn, I thought he had that. Then we ended up with five. Oh, Aaron. Let's go through them.

Female singer Sophia Ross. You think it a Diana Ross? Ah. Ah. There might be a Sophia Ross. There might be, let's just look that up. There's a Sophia Ross who sings. What's Diana's daughter's name?

Yeah, could be, imagine that. Breakfast cereal could have been special Kale Sultana brand. We've got Char-Guy Dip cereal edition on the show today after 7. A fashion brand could have been, well, Skechers or Babs' favourite, Supre. Absolutely. Yeah, and there is no singer called Sophia Ross. Oh, damn it. Had you got the rest, it would have been a tough carry to tell you no on that.

But look, this would be good for you, Aaron. This would be great for you. We, you don't get the money, but you do get three months coffee subscription thanks to Lord Supply, they're absolute legends. No problem. Thank you Aaron. Sorry we couldn't get you a new set of wheels but you enjoy your coffee. I shall do. Thank you very much. We played again today, eight o'clock. Up next though. Step into the acting studio. No I were moved, didn't we? I'll be moving at two.

Oh sorry. That was actually my call too. Up next. Something's coming up. Don't worry about it. I did move it. My bad. Jess and Ducco.

All this week getting down to business, Babs has been on a Contiki tour. Well, her boyfriend's been on a Contiki tour, well her boyfriend's been on a Contiki tour, so we as good colleagues and friends have been going to the places he is and making her feel part of it. Absolutely, I mean it's the least we can do right? I actually invited her to come all the way on a Europe trip with me but she got weird about it and didn't want to work. She said it was blowing the lines between friendship and colleague. But today...

We're in Rome. Italy. That was me being Marlon Brando, obviously. You nailed it. Thank you. I am in top to toe. You are Ferrari! I am Ferrari. obviously it was born! Yes. You look good.

Italy. Yeah, it looks fast. Red, you know, I know you love red, I love red. We love Ferrari. You know I went to one Grand Prix. What the hell is Shia got? Shia budget cuts hit one of us. Two of us are dressed up.

Italian moustache and a hat that says Linguini on it. We're texting yesterday, Pucko. The original plans to all come in as the statue of David and make Babs really lean into her culture. Obviously, we know Michelangelo's statue of David. It's in a... Tiny pecker. It's in a museum in Florence.

However, the budget hit us real hard. Shaggo's wearing Jess's linguine hat with a moustache. But me? He's got a, would you say Super Mario-esque moustache? I would say I'm playing the role I was born to play. You absolutely say. It was the pop! I am the pop!

When one is in Rome... Conclave! Where's your chain? Oh yeah, I can see that. Your bells! When one is in Rome, it only stands to reason, you carve out half a day and you do the Vatican Tour. Come Babsy.

Welcome. I'm dressed head to toe as a Pope. I've got the full... I'm a priest, but I'm going to call myself a Pope. Hey man, where do you reckon Leo started? As a Pope. I've got the full, you know, I've got everything. I'm a priest but I'm gonna call myself a Pope. Oh absolutely. Hey man, where do you reckon Leo started as a priest? Thank you so much. Your Leo back at his roots. Yeah. Oh yeah. Back in Chicago. This is OG Leo back in New York. Hey, what's good? No, it's getting too confusing. So let's add more confusion. I've popped down to Naples to buy a pizza. Awesome. Oh wow, that's a full pizza. It's a full pizza. You'll be heating that up and sharing that. Oh wow that's a full pizza. It's a full pizza. You'll be heating that up and sharing that. Will I? I'm so sorry if Cyril was any longer I could have actually heated it up.

That's okay. I'm capable of using a microwave. Look at you go. She's such a big girl. You're growing up so fast before our eyes. I know. Now how does this make you feel? We're all in Italy together. I know it's a bucket list destination. I can't stop looking at Chargé's really. That moustache. It's no good. You look seedy. You do. Yeah, it feels seedy. I'm gonna go rack.

You look like you're about to sell me pizza. It does look a bit that way. It looks like he's delivered the pizza. Well then I'm playing the part. Yeah, he does. It looks like a delivery boy. Yes, actually. But that job done then.

Yes. Like a seedy delivery boy. Yes. Oh, this is the start of a porno. I wasn't gonna say that, but sure. Yeah, the priest and the moustache guy and the Ferrari person. This is all the ingredients. All walked into a bar.

This is all the ingredients. But no, do you feel a little, I don't know, like your cup is full. Yeah, I do. I'm going to have some coffee after this. Beautiful. And espresso. And good news for you is I don't think Pablo's in Italy today. Oh, thank God.

I don't know. I can't find him. I haven't seen him. Have we lost him in McAnnais? Oh wait a minute. Oh hello Senorita Baberilla. You miss me? Oh Pablo. Hasta tapo that time.

Hey Pablo. We were worried for a second. You know I do my thing. Pablo have fun in France, you know. Didn't want to leave but I have message for you from ZE HARROW! Oh yeah? The boyfriend but I have message for you from ZEHARO! Oh yeah? The boyfriend.

I have letter for you. What does it say? Why is the little one as a priest today? That makes no sense. Pablo, because we're in Rome and it makes sense, the Vatican city is right there. Okay, see, see. That's technically two destinations in one. This is as wish-wash as Pablo's origin of birth.

Letter says, roses are red, violets are blue. Stop getting Pablo to follow me, baby I love you. Pablo, is he on to you? It may have been an incident in French nightclub, you see. You Jethro, your partner was going out for drink, Pablo follow, Pablo got handsy with Jethro, one thing led to another and I kissed your partner. I kissed Jethro. I did what I was- A French kiss in France, did you? Ah, see, you know Jessica, yes.

And Jethro, very good kiss, I see what you like now. I've got to know your partner a lot over these last few days. Oh, that's good. Babs, how do you feel? I mean, we sent Pablo over to be on your team. Thought you were my friend, Pablo. I think I want your boyfriend. You know Pablo, he swings like the wind. It you were my friend Pablo. I think I want your boyfriend.

You know Pablo, he swings like the wind. It doesn't matter for me. Don't put a label on Pablo. You got the pulse, you got Pablo. Whether you want him or not. Any Italian cousins over in Rome? Oh I have an Italian cousin, yes. What's his name? Mario Pablo. So we had Fabo, Cabo and now

Mario Pablo. Iablo didn't work as well so it's Mario Pablo. Mario Pablo is my cousin. Is that like a asterisk between? Yeah exactly. He's crazy. Wherever it's going. If you see him, he's actually opposite to Pablo. He's tall, thin, wears linguine hats and has moustache. Oh really? Oh my god, is Mario Pablo here? Does he look a bit seedy? Yes, oh, he's wanted in a lot of countries. Wee wee.

Oh whatever. Jess and Daco. You've got to be careful what you say in the big stick, my brother. I know. Cause I'm always listening. Yep. And I wanna help you. Yep.

And by extension, Sweet Babs, who is in studio with us, with half a pizza left in front of her from our quick trip to Kintiki to Italy. You mentioned your mother last week, getting in touch with a concern for her loving son. This is what you said on air. This mom starts with, hi darling. Full stop.

Been listening to the show lately. Full stop. Have you got a colonoscopy booked in yet? Because I really think you need one. Maybe pass on to Babs as well. X, X. Famously, you and Babs have bonded over your gut issues, your IBS, your love of the squatty potty. Your mum has taken that. Let's not, it's not a laughing matter.

No, I do. Go get an investigation. I should get one. I should get one. Check for polyps, etc. You've also been on this show saying at some of your get togethers with mates, you're like, wow, how far we've fallen. Talking about rectal examinations, polyps, discoveries of maybe some sinister stuff. I was literally saying to Morgan the other day, how do I go about getting one? Like I'm genuinely saying that. I was like, I think I do need one.

And all jokes aside. Should we go to the phone, ducko? On 13 10 60, we've reached out to someone who very kindly, as I said, has made time. Is the doctor on the line? I sure am. Dr Sam, welcome to them. Dr Sam, hey, is this real? Yes.

Sam is a legit doctor, guys. So when you talked about your mother's concern, I went, it's one thing for Ducco to say, oh, maybe I want a colonoscopy. It's another for your mom to express concern. So we reached out to Dr. Sam to talk about what would be involved in getting you both. A colonoscopy. A colonoscopy. A team colonoscopy.

Well, when you say team, I'm good. Okay. It's just Babs and I. So what a day out for us, Babs. Dr. Sam, can you educate these two people about how seriously they do need to take their, I guess, gut health, rectal health, the colon health, if they are experiencing IBS issues as badly as they do?

Look, absolutely. We are encouraging anybody that's got a change in their bowel habits to go and speak to their doctor and look at whether or not they do need further investigations, which might be a colonoscopy. Unfortunately, we are seeing an increased amount of colon cancer in young people, sort of under 40s. Usually, we only start screening for bowel cancer from the age of 50. So it might be needed for you, especially if there's some family history. Okay, exactly.

Well, there is a bit of family history there. Absolutely, let alone the daily impacts of having one piece of cheese particularly in Babs's instance. Yeah. You know we need to be investigating let's not leave it till we're 50 like Dr Sam says. Yeah okay. So what would be involved on getting these two it's not under is it under an aesthetic you would need to go or is it just a camera? I mean, I feel like I'm not awake for that right talk to Sam Hey, look, I think it's important to know about the full procedure So you go and see a specialist that organize it for you now the day before The colonoscopy is where the excitement really is. Oh, that's where you take this out prep

And what it does is it basically acts like Drano and completely clears you out. Oh goodness. I guess you are riding that toilet for hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, Babs, we'll take it at the same time. Well, this is where we wanted to get to. You're on this journey together.

And so what Dr. Sam? I love how Babs has been roped into this. We fleshed it out because Dr. Sam's happy to do a two for one. Shut up. Can we get them both doing it at the same time? You know, there's power in numbers, that feeling of solidarity. That's right. And if you're going to do it at the same time,

the one thing you need to think about is, do you want to be facing each other, looking at each other in the eyes, or do you want your bum facing each other? This sounds like my worst nightmare. Well I think can we have the beds close enough Dr Sam that they can hold each other's hands? Yeah to get through. And it's sounding like you're awake Dr Koen. Am I awake for this?

Well we can manipulate the drugs so that you can be awake. That's not a problem. Okay all right. You've heard of a couple's massage. I mean I've not heard of a couple's colonoscopy. But Dr Sam, for health, for medicine, he's willing to make it work for you two. Because I think, Ducco, you're open. Yeah, I'll do it.

You're doing things. Whereas Sweet Babs, I think she needed a bit more motivation. So you can do it with your pal, Ducco. Oh, that sounds awesome. Can't you hear her excitement? Is this a normal thing you get, Dr Sam? Do you get people coming and doing it together ever? No, look not specifically the colonoscopy, but it is common for couples to come in and go hey we've both been having problems, you know.

One's talking about and the other one goes yeah, that's me as well and so then you have to sort them both out. That's right. And when we're talking about payment, Dr. Sam, are we talking some social media, having some SponCon? I mean, Dukkos got a decent amount of followers. We might be hard pressed getting the collaborated acceptance on Babs. We'll get a bit of press out there, a bit of promo. She just can commit to what? Two Instagram posts? You'd be happy with that? Yeah, fine. Not a problem at all. Great. We'll workshop the details and get you both booked in. Sort these gut issues out. Paz, if we take our juice on the Wednesday, we've got to have Thursday off obviously. Yeah, we literally will. Otherwise we're going to stink out the work for us.

Yes. Thank you Dr. Sam. Oh Dr. Sam, thank you for the education, but also we can now get your mother off your back, Ducker. Yeah, okay. Thank you Dr. Sam. We'll be in touch. Cheers team. Jess you, Dr. Sam. We'll be in touch. Cheers, team. Yes, and Ducko. Charger, blow up your pants. Babs, stop crying. I need energy.

Just stop eating on camera. Rolling camera. Rolling lights. Rolling audio. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Acting class. And action! Ah, welcome to the studio. My fair, my fair trainees, welcome to thy studio. This is, have you seen that show The Kaminsky Method? No. Where it's like the actor, you know, he's come to the end of his acting career and he goes, I've still got stuff to teach.

I'll teach. I'm going to open an acting school. Oh, I'm opening the doors. And you guys might know me from the Energex commercial, the Crim Save commercial. The Voice of the Lotto Ball. The Voice of the Lotto Ball. I'm being cut from the movie San Andreas with the Rock. They're my credits. All that combined is a lot more than the three of us have. Exactly. So it puts you in good stead to impart some of that wisdom. Today's scene is an iconic scene, so I thought we needed to start iconic. It's not involving Babs today, because I thought we'd give her a rest as we've been taking her in contiki to us every day. She's trying to process having to book in for a colonoscopy.

Yeah, she's also eating so much pizza right now, she's not well. So, it involves you Jessica, and you Shy Lord. Shy Guy, we've been cast, yes! You've been cast in The Notebook. I've not seen the notebook You have which is why I picked this scene because I remember I've obviously spoken about this film I've seen it plenty of times. Yeah, everyone's been notebook. I've got notebooks by an ex-girlfriend They notebook you man. Anyway, it's it's famously a very sad film, right?

Well, when you guys are doing the the crescendo the main argument at the end between Noah, played by Shaggy, also played by Ryan Gosling, but I think Shaggy will do it better. Oh, of course he will. And Ali, played by you Jess, also played by Rachel McAdams. One of the great actresses. Now you've got your scene there, it's about a page and a bit. The main part of it comes into that second part of the page. Look, this is the scene, essentially, Jess...

Give me my motivation please. So your character Ali is in... she loves Noah, okay? She loves Shy Guy, but she's engaged to another guy who's rich and wealthy who her parents want her to be with. Oh my god, it's giving Titanic. A little bit. Are all love stories that different? So I'm engaged, but my heart really belongs to Shy Guy. This is the morning after you went to Shy Guy in the house that he built for you or some years have passed and you guys had slept together last night.

And now you feel... you're reeled with guilt. I've cheated on the fiance. You've cheated on the fiance. You're gonna have to go back and tell him, but you're riddled with guilt because you love Shy Guy, but you're torn because there's this nice guy who's rich also waiting for you who your parents want you to be with. Oh, the fiance's a nice guy. Yeah, from memory.

I actually come from the memory of that part. I think he was. Shy Guy! No, but fiance's a nice guy. Yeah, from memory. I actually can't remember that part. I think he was. No, but that's an important note. Yeah. So, for your direction here, this is the girl that you've been hanging out for. This is the girl that you've never found love as powerful as this one. You built this house for her, hoping that she'd come back and you've made love to her last night in the house.

Thinking I'll get hooked. Thinking, okay, she's in now and then she's come back the next day basically to tell you that this thing is off all right so that's your they are your motivations within the same that's a lot of conflicting emotions yeah yeah okay I gave you the scene last night I have read it I did read it before all right so I am just looking at this now yeah yeah there's a bit on yeah but just I think you'd be fine okay your faith-wees me. Yeah. Now I'm gonna let you guys just run for it But I might cut you in between just if I cut you in between

I'm just trying to find some things we're gonna keep moving forward Babs. You've got the special role of saying action. Okay All right. Does she get your megaphone? No I get the megaphone. Babs doesn't get the megaphone. Not at all. You're gonna action Babs to say action. I'll tell Babs to tell, I'll tell someone to tell Babs to say action. Alright Jesse, you ready? I am. You've got your scene, so you've just rocked up to his house, you're ready, you've cheated

on your fiance, but you love him. Shy guy, you've built a dream house, you've made love to her, you love her, but she doesn't fully love you back yet and you can't accept it. Use this juice, use these fluids. Babs, please say action. Action. I see you got my letters. What are you going to do, Al? I don't know.

We're back to that. We're back to that, are we? What about the past couple days? They happened, you know. I know that they happened and they were wonderful. But they were also very irresponsible. I have a fiance waiting for me at a hotel who's going to be crushed when he finds out what I did. So you make love to me and then you get back to your husband? What's your plan? Was that a test that I didn't pass? No! But I made a promise to a man. He gave me a ring and I gave him my word. Good depth. Thank you. And your word is to... and your word is to, and your word is shot to hell, don't you think?

Take that back, I want you to really feel that line, and your word is shot to hell. Almost feel like you're shooting that line at her. Go again, Shy Guy, go. And your word is shot to hell now, don't you think? Nice. I don't know, I don't know. I guess I'll find out when I talk to him.

This is not about keeping your promise and not about following your heart. It's about security. Well, haven't you been paying attention to anything that's been happening these past few days? You're bored, you're bored and you know it. Nice! Get her!

Go for it, Chargai! You wouldn't be here if there wasn't something missing. You arrogant son of a bitch. Would you just stay with me? Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we're already fighting! Bill, Charguy, this is where you go for it.

You're fighting for her love! Well, that's what we do. We fight. Yes? Oh, sorry, my bad. Quick, come on, you're in the zone! You tell me when I'm being arrogant and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass, what are you, 99% of the time?

I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. So what? Oh, of course, the biggest line-up. Hey, stay in it! Your direction is just juiciness. Let them flow. Shy Guy, this is the biggest part of the scene. You need to get her back.

Take it. Go. So it's not going to be easy. Wait, what's my mood? Picture her as your robo-vac and you're trying to get her back. I took that thing back to the good guys? Yes. Alright.

So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard and we're going to have to... Work for it. It's the line... It's in front of you. You've been doing so well. It's not going to be easy. He has, he has, hasn't he?

So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard and we're going to have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. Tell me more. I want all of you. I'm not feeling that he wants me, director. One him, one her, sorry. One her. Shy Guy, come on. You and me every day. I'm not feeling that he wants me, director. I want him. I want her, sorry.

I want her. Shy Guy, come on. Sammy, kill it. You and me, every day, will you do something for me, please? Will you pitch your life for me 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What's it look like? If it's with that guy, go. Go.

I lost you once. I think I could do it again. If I thought it's what you really wanted, but don't take the easy way out. I'm an actor I could read. Man, I didn't need these. What easy way? There is no easy way. No matter what I do, somebody is going to get hurt.

Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Go more rage! Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do you want? He asks again. What do you want? It's not that simple! What do you want? God damn it, what do you want? I have to go.

And scene. Scene. Cut there, cut there. Babs, you have a mind. Babs, thoughts on that scene? That was beautiful. You really started feeling it at the end there Shiloh. Because you feel the passion. Oh yeah I hurt my hand hitting the desk.

See you, what do you want? That's that famous scene. What do you want? Yes! You know? When you ask your partner what she wants for dinner. What do you want? Well done team.

Yes. I'm like hey Shiloh, let's group 24 hours in advance to avoid some of those issues. Well you gave me the biggest line. Maybe I should have played Ali. Jess and Ducco. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk. Shy Guy Dips.

I'm so excited, I want Shy Guy's fuck. Yes, indeed. It is that time of the week again. Now we've moved it a little bit later today. We had unprecedented interviews to do. Absolutely. And unprecedented offer for it a little bit later today. We had unprecedented interviews to do. Absolutely, an unprecedented offer for you and Babs's butts. Obviously. Now that we've sorted that out, we can dip. Absolutely we can. A very late arrival into the studio, Babs has just dumped the box on Shy Guy's desk. Today, I'm excited about what he's got planned for today I think. So 131060 remember you get your first, we'll give you a clue plus you get a supplementary clue

You're playing for a jeez bit of fridge magnet a mootie Duck oval check it's been cleaned properly, but of course you win also this box of cereal Yes, an unopened box of it. Yeah And hey you get you get your voice on the air, you're in the draw to win the Kofod. We've had no one in today, so you'll be our first in the draw. Technically Dr Sam the gastroenterologist is in with a chance to win the two tickets. That's why he's going to put cameras up my butt. He's like, I don't know if I can go to Keith Urban. That's how we got him on.

That and some Sponcon. Yes, 131060, we are dipping, but Shy Guy, we need a first clue please. What's our appetite? It's a... interestingly shaped box. It is. Emphasis on the box. Are you... okay, interesting. So we're going for the very niche-ness of what it is.

Okay. 13 specific. Interesting shaped box. 131060. Remember Remember you get another clue. We just gotta be first. Yep, can't deal with that at first cooler. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk.

Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? Shy Guy Dips. I'm so excited, I want Shy Guy's box. How good is this? We're just changing up everything this week. We bloody played Alpha Box at 8.45 the other day. Now we're playing Shy Guy Dips at 7.40. It's crazy how loose we've become.

Don't even try and put us in a box. No, you can't. The board's all over the place. But speaking of box... What a segue, Ducco. Thank you. Shy Guy Dips. Shy Guy Dips.

We've already heard this is the most interesting shaped box. Yes. had. Yes. Yep. And Riley called through. Good morning, Riley. Good morning. Are you hungry for Shy Guy's cereal? My son is, yes. Oh, son. Okay. Alright. Well you get a supplementary clue to win a box of this cereal plus a gamut of other things. Yeah, yeah. What else have you got for Riley? Riley, you could add a lot of extras to this. Like a lot of toppings or... So it's a good base. Yeah, good base. Fruits even.

Jeez, okay. That feels like a huge clue. Okay, I was going to say fruit loops because that's what my son was eating this morning. But I'm going to say it's not that now. Um... Oh shit. This is harder. Um... Clean it up Riley, we're on radio. What are you thinking Riley?

Um... Let's go Weetbix. Weetbix! Weetbiiiiiiiix! It is not Weetbix, sorry Riley. Do you know what Riley's sewn onto something there? Because you know the smaller packets of Weet Bix, they are an interesting shape, that long rectangle. Yeah, and you can add a lot to Wheat Bix.

You can add a lot to Wheat Bix. That's actually quite a good guess. Everyone Wheat Bix their own way. Yeah, 131060, yeah. If you want to have another guess, we've got more clues coming your way. You do win said box of syrup plus eternal glory. Adam, good morning to you. Good morning. I'm thinking. Oh, hang on, you get another clue. You get another clue, babe. eternal glory. Adam, good morning to you Good morning Adam

I'm thinking Oh, hang on, you get another clue You get another clue, babe Oh yeah, yeah, good clue Hahaha Alright, Adam, your next clue is they all come individually wrapped Oh Oh

Oh, yeah, I'm thinking a variety pack of oatstool Forage stuff Oh Now that's feeling a little vague Adam. Can you please lock down at the guess? Yeah. I don't know the difference between porridge and oats so... They're the same thing. They are the same thing.

It's like bread and toast, you know? Yeah. Perfect analogy. Yeah. So what, can I get a variety pack? I mean... See the variety I think is where Adam is falling down. Yeah. There's no variety here.

Well that's true. That's true actually. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got half of it but not the other half. Yeah. Honey mixed berries? I don't know.

Okay. You are flirting with it Adam. You are flirting with it. You are flirting with it. Oh no stop it! You have done... You've done all the heavy lifting for someone but there's no variety in this pack. As Shy Guy said, you could add lots of things which would suggest these are relatively plain.

Flavourless. We go to a bonus clue. Flavourless. Chris, good morning to you. Good morning. Chris, it's not Wee Picks. It's not a variety pack of oats. But you get another clue? What is it? Chigai? They're ready in 90 seconds. It says on the box. Oh jeez, that's a huge clue. Come on Chris.

I think it's just standard oats. Just nothing added. He's got it. Just a standard oat. It is a standard oat. They come in those individual sachets. Ducko has them every morning. I have them every single day. I was so excited for today's edition. When I saw him rip the oats out. It feels cruel to Adam because he did so much of that work. Oh, Adam did all the work on that. Oh my god.

But Chris, you walk away with the cookies, or should I say the oats? The jizz bit, the oats, the fridge magnet, the bottle opener. All coming your way, Chris. Hell yeah. And a clean mo, the fridge magnet, the bottle opener, all coming your way Chris. Hell yeah. And a clean mooty, don't forget the mooty. Obviously. Chris, we need one line from Chris. Mate, we heard Ducko's acting class about ten minutes ago. It continues. This megaphone's getting a workout. Probably getting trouble later on. Chris, from you we need one line. Hi. one. Hi. Hi. My name's Chris. My name's Chris.

And I'm so excited. And I'm talking about it. I just won Shy Guy's box. I just won Shy Guy's box. And action, Chris. Hi, my name's Chris. And I just won Shy Guy's box. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

Chris, sorry, there's just a dialogue issue, Jess, if you could correct them. Hi, my name's Chris. And I'm so excited. I'm so so excited I just won Shy Guy's box. Just need the so excited in there just for the sponsors. Alright rolling action. Hi my name's Chris and I'm so excited cuz I just won Shy Guy's box. We're close. He's out of the cause there. I love what you did with the so excited, the inflection. It's just the cause isn't really gonna gonna get by continuity. He's made it his own. Chris this isn't your own, this is ours. Alright Jess can you give it a little time. Alright Marlon Bradford. Ok Chris, Hi,

my name's Chris and I'm so excited I just won Shy Guy's Box. Alright rolling, action. Hi, my name's Chris and I just and I'm so excited I just won Shy Guy's Box. Chris, we're nearly there mate, I'm feeling it, okay? Let's take our places again Jess, what's the line?

Hi, my name's Chris and I'm so excited, I just won Shy Guy's box. Alright Chris, this is worth it, I promise. Action! Hi, my name's Chris and I'm so excited, I just won Shy Guy's box. Yeah! Jess and Zucko. Chris and I'm so excited. I just won show guys box. Earlier this week, we were revisiting an idea that was brought to us by a rice cooker. She's on the road a lot. Her name's Tracy. And when we, she was blind drunk Tracy.

Yes. She came up to me at an event that we both were at and she said, Jess, I'm on the road a lot and I see diggers at work sites on the side of highways out in suburbia. I reckon if you could get a bunch of diggers in a row and make them dance that'd be a hell of a spectacle if anyone can do it Justin Ducko you should be able to do it. I brought it to you we had a bit of a laugh and thought ha ha good on your trace. It won't go anywhere. And we let it go to God. Yeah. But then a wonderful, wonderful gentleman by the name of Dylan. Yep. He works at Gatto and they specialize in the

sale and repair of diggers. Oh yeah, they got some big boys there. Guys, we've got 50 to 100 diggers on site. You want to have a digger party? Come have a party with us. You want to have a digger dance? I've got digger operators who would be more than happy to dance. That's what they, I'm pretty sure that's all they do in their spare time. Absolutely. Oh, it's one thing to, you know, keep them squeaky clean, make sure they're operating for the other seven hours of the day. Why don't we practice the dance? Yep. So we started to catch a bit of fire. We were talking about songs potentially,

because Dylan went carve out an afternoon and you can come. Yep. But we thought there's one person we haven't actually checked back in with. It's the idea inventor inventor isn't it? It's the inventor of the digger dance. Her name as I said is Tracy. And we go to her now. Good morning Tracy! Oh good morning Jess and Ducco! Have you been hearing us talk about this little seed of an idea you've had and gone

yes finally it's getting the recognition it deserves? Absolutely! I want to see these diggers dance. She wants to see these diggers dance. Now Tracey, we haven't had you on since Jess told this story. Do you remember speaking to Jess at this event? Absolutely, that's the funniest thing because like I was a designated driver. Tracey, my apologies. As someone who has been accused of also maybe being 12 Shiraz's deep, but that's just the natural energy.

I've absolutely done that to Tracy. You were designated driver. So you were stone cold sober that day. Absolutely. Imagine if I was 15 Shiraz's under. Oh, geez, Tracy. That wouldn't have been very good. So I love that this is genuinely something you'd been thinking about and thought, here's

my opportunity. Let's do it. To see it come to reality. Well, Trace, we're making it happen. Now, did you hear our update yesterday on songs we were sort of deciding? We had a few people nominate songs, but we were leaning towards one. Did you hear that at all? Yes.

Tell me more. sing it to me. So we were thinking, get low, Lil Jon. Love it. She loves it. Okay. Love it. Okay. Excellent news. Because it feels like there's a lot of direction in the song, Tracy. It'll be easy for us to coordinate and communicate with the digger operators. Hopefully they let us drive them too. I just want to have a go.

I've got my white card, have you? Yeah, Shaggo's got a white card that I've seen, so yeah. I'm going to wear my husband's steel cat boots. Obviously. I'll obviously be looking the part. So Trace, will you come together with us, wear some hard hats, wear some high vis, and help orchestrate this dance? Oh my gosh, Ducker, I would love to.

That'd be so cool. Yes, she's in. Because if anyone, I think, can get Dubuis up and about, it sounds like Tracy is the woman for the job. I mean you and I can try but Tracy, it's her idea. It's yeah. So it only stands to reason you are there boots on, boots on the ground. Boots on the ground. Oh my god, love ya.

Alright, we're filming this. We're getting it out. We'll have the video hopefully in the next couple of days. I hope this is a message to all other rice cookers. No idea is silly. Approach us at an event very intoxicated. Whether you are intoxicated or stone cold sober. Now we're going to get heaps of annoying ones, you know, just don't do that. Now that we've made Tracy's dreams come true. Just because Tracy's was good doesn't mean I should hear about someone who says they should have a podcast. Shy guy on Instagram. Go straight to him. He'll filter through the ideas.

But Tracy, we'll work out the afternoon. We're going to go and we need you there with us. Done. I'm in. Thank you so much, guys. Legend, Tracy. Love it. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10k alpha bucks on hit. 30 seconds, answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter.

Have to take your first answer, you cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back of course if there is time. Now we're playing for $10,000. Our player today is Erika. Good morning Erika. Morning guys, how are you? Oh fantastic. Erika what's your nickname when your name is Erika? Ricky? No just Erika. Erika? Erika we're not shortening it. I suppose it's a hard one to give a nickname to. Yeah E? E?

Rika. Rika. Um all right we're sticking with Erika and that's fine by me. What would you like to spend $10,000 on? We'd love to go visit my family overseas. They live in Columbia. Beautiful! Columbia. How nice! How long since you've been home or visited the family Erika? Five years. Okay, that's too long. We need to get her back.

Absolutely we do. We're going to the top of the alphabet for you today, Erica, you're gonna work with the letter A. Yoo-hoo! Okay, how do you feel about that, feel good? Hopefully, yes please. Yeah, A's a good letter. It's solid.

Lot of words. Feels like A is the friendliest of the letters, you know, it's inviting. It's inclusive. Yeah, it feels that way. I love that. Hopefully Erica feels the same, and we can get her back over to visit the fam. Erica, your time will start after the first question. You ready? Yes. Starting with the letter A, we need you to name a cartoon character. Arnold. A body part. A household item.

No. A body part. A household item. A comedy film. All about Mary. A fruit. An animal. A four letter word. A dessert?

We ran out of steam there Great answers. Yeah, armadillo. Armadillo. But then couldn't jarg apple It's funny where the brain goes Absolutely, it is. A household item could have been an alarm or an air fryer. A comedy film, Anchorman, American Pie. You said about Mary. Something about Mary is what we're looking at. A fruit, apple, apricot, a four letter word, amen.

One of the great words. A dessert could have been apple pie. Oh Erica, sorry we can't get you back over to Columbia, but yes obviously hailing from where you do Erica You would take your coffee very seriously, right? Yeah, I can actually drink coffee makes me sick. Yeah. Oh no, don't take this one, please I don't want to be three months coffee subscription to the legends of Lords Erica. You can do Yeah, let me know few people who can't have coffee. Do you know what Bams is going to throw in a, do you drink tea? It looks like a box of tea in there.

Yeah, a bunch of Tetleys or something. But your husband's going to love it. He'll be caffeinated, he'll be flying around the house. Thank you guys. Thank you Erica, thanks for joining the show. I can't believe how many non-coffee drinkers we've had this week. Well, for breakfast time too. People either love it or hate it, right? I wonder if Erica is an anomaly, hailing from Colombia and not drinking coffee. That's why she's left Colombia. She's banned. She was banished. Maybe. She's like, I've got to get out of here. Yeah. Hey, this time yesterday, we were having some issues with our phones. We got a lot of text messages in because we said, what was it? What did you do?

Your finger? What happened to your finger? What happened to your finger? After Old May blew his fingers off, played with fireworks. Your favourite rapper, I can't remember his name. Four Extra. Four Extra, like the gum. My boy! And we had so many...

He's also a podcaster, he's basically a colleague. We do the same job. He's a three-fingered colleague, alright? Show him some respect. But you're right, he blew off some fingers, hence the question, what happened to your finger? And the text line blew up. We had so many funny finger stories. From electric eels to cows to flattened in steam rollers to I dacked my brother and tore the tendons off in a finger. Just some great finger gear. Some great finger gear. So we thought why not go south of the border? I love it. Why onto your toes?

They're all phalanges. They are. We can't focus on one set and not the other. I love it. What happened to your toes? They're all phalanges. We can't focus on one set and not the other. I feel it feels rude to leave the toes out of the equation. The toes. You know how I feel about toes. You love a toe. Underrated. Yeah.

But that means a lot could have happened to them as well. That doesn't get talked about. And you get involved, 131060. You could go to Keith Urban and a nice accommodation on us as well. It's a co-fod. Yesterday Tara won by texting and saying cow bit my finger. Oh god I have more to unpack. Clean off. Rude finger too. Now are we taking texts again? You can take texts. You can call in 131060 or you can text 0488881069. What happened to your toe? I'm in your toe. Jess and Ducco. What happened to your toe?

I'm in your toe. I've got gonna do the equipment before we get to some rice cookers. 13, 10, 60, the more the better. My cousin was- The pilot? No, another one. Different cousin. Yeah, yeah. He was mowing the lawn when he was younger.

Sorry, his dad was mowing the lawn when he was younger and his dad, who was a ride on mower, where they were on acreage, ran over his foot with the ride on mower. He's so... But severed all the toes! Yes, severed I think three of them. So not his big toe and his root finger equivalent toe. What is that one called? Yeah, yeah, whatever. Whatever.

What is that? The ring toe? The other three though, gone. Completely off. Sorry, not big. Not big toe. Not big toe and not second toe in. I was going to say, you can't be doing it without the big toe. Yeah, luckily the big toe survived. So is he toeless now? Or is he able to reattach?

He's only got two toes on one foot. No, they could not reattach anything. He could never be an Olympic swimmer? Absolutely not. Well, Paralympics, I guess. Oh, you're so right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so now, he's always won.

He's had that since he was a kid. He got run over his head with a kid. Apparently his dad's like never fully forgiven himself. Pardon me, ducko Yeah, how did not see him? You're on a ride on mower for goodness sake, you know if you're getting close to your son He's up to a bit of high drinks hiding It's one of those situations where you think maybe they've done that so many times before Like they've been close to it so many times before they also don't I've never been on a ride on mower

How fast can you go? Not fast. Oh, I suppose you can get a bit of speed up. Has he bloody souped up his ride on Moa? Had a bit more kick. When you've got your own ride on Moa, you've got to be charged that thing. Severed toe. Painful though. He said it was very painful and now he's only got two toes to tell the tale. And yes, and couldn't reattach. That's as interesting.

Couldn't reattach little nubs. Bron on 13 10 60. Hello. Hello. How are we? Babe, we're so good. Yesterday we did what happened to your finger. Now we're doing what happened to your toe.

So, unfortunately, nothing actually happened to my toe itself. However, when I was about five or six years old, I had a can of beans of all things fall on my toenail, my big toenail. And eventually it did turn black and fell off as it does. But being the five or six year old I was, I was freaking out that I didn't have a toenail. So my dad being the genius he is, he grabbed a super blue and put on a layer where my toe used to be. All's well. Oh, didn't I think it was great? I was able to pick up my toenail in front of people,

just rip my toenail off in front of people. Oh, yeah, I was a bit of a weird kid. I don't think anything's that changed though. Oh my god, I mean, I must have a toenail, dad. Righto, sweetheart, I'll super glue it back on. It's the solution for everything, honestly. You need stitches, super glue. Bitter super glue it back on. Ah, ah. It's the solution for everything. Honestly, you need stitches, super glue. Bitter super glue.

Bitter super glue never hurt anyone. Hang on, that's tomorrow. What are you super gluing for? It writes itself, doesn't it? 13 10 60, what happened to your toe? Or 04 8 8 8 1 0 6 9. Yep. Some text coming through.

Yes, there are. My friend lost his toe by whipper snipping it. Yuck. Shouldn't have been wearing thongs. Lol thanks Matty. That is great life advice. Don't whipper snipper in thongs. At three years old my mum accidentally ran over my toe with a shopping trolley and ripped

my big toenail clean off. Emily. I mean see, at three years old, again, thank you for giving yourself as a parent. Okay. 0488881069 or 13 10 60 toe gear. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. 13 10 60 happened to your toe.

Melissa was one of the great text messages. 0488881069. She said, I bred black cockatoos for years and I had this one little bastard named Frankie. He had a toe fetish. The arsehat would chase me around the house and one day I was asleep on the lounge and I wake up I wake up to him tongue punching my toes. It was like a bloody horror film. Like a cockatoo, like a bird. Yeah, when I pulled my foot away he flew at my face. We nicknamed him Toe Jam. Bloody missed that bird.

Do you? You just missed the feeling of the toe of the bird between your toes of a morning? Of a late night? You best not fall asleep around Frankie. Oh geez, Toe Jam will get ya. I wrote this one from Bronwyn also texted in, My dad flattened his second and third toe having a large concrete sewer hole cover dropped on them. Ow! Now see, that's the issue with toes, isn't it, Ducker? At least with fingers like we were talking yesterday. You could naturally have spread them far enough apart so if one gets injured, the others are out of the splash zone.

Yeah. Whereas toes... You're in the Shamu splash zone now with all the toes. Whereas toes, they're not far enough apart from one another. One gets hurt, stands to reason its neighbors are going to get hurt too. What are these texts? From a no name. My toes got sucked.

Can't say I'm a fan. You and I both. Is that Angus's number? Actually it is. It's from your husband. Trying to read. Oh, someone just said trying to really moan. Doing the worm, broke a toe.

The worm causes injuries on dance floors. It really does. Who do you think you are trying to bust out a worm? You've got to be prepared for that. Yeah. Practised. Emily on 131060, this happened when you were about 10 years old to your toe. Oh, hi guys. How are you? Excellent. And we're talking about toes. We're living the dream.

Toeie Wednesday. I know, right? Get toeie with us, Emily. So I was at Westfield shopping with my dad and we were going down the escalator and I wasn't paying any attention and nor was he clearly and I got my right foot caught in the escalator as we were coming off. What? So you didn't have shoes on, you were in sandals? How does that happen? No, I had songs on.

And I don't know how, must have been like little toe issues. Just my last two, my pinky in the next one got caught in the escalator. We had to shut like the emergency, had to hit the emergency button down the end of the escalator. Emily, how gruesome was this? I imagine it's like it's eaten your toe. It's a mechanical shunt. It sucked me. How gruesome was this? I imagine it's like it's eaten your toes. It's a mechanical shard.

I'm always fascinated by the escalator fail stories. Like is it an escalator that has the steps or is it a flat one? No, the steps. Yeah, so when it's at the base like you should have been able to disembark, but it sucked you in. And it just sucked my toe in. Geez, that's horrifying. So now I won't escalate up. No, you're taking the stairs everywhere. How are how, how? So now I won't escalator. No, I bet you don't. No, you're taking the stairs everywhere.

How are your toes now? How was it? Oh yeah, no, they're good. They're covered. What a, that's, that is remarkable. That's a resilient body. Hold on, that's mangled for sure. See you later.

Yeah. I thought, oh my gosh, terrifying. Aaron, hi. How are we guys? Yeah, good babe. What happened to your toe? I was about, I think I was about 10 or 11 playing cricket in the front yard with my sister and one of my mates Probably the first mistake because it should always be in the backyard. Yeah, but anyway

Hit the ball over the streets going down the drain. Yeah, so put your hand up I'll grab it lifted the great up. I think my sister went down there grabbed the grab the ball out of the end of the drain Everyone clear had the great dropped it from about waist-t, my left foot, my two toes, hanging over the edge, and just dropped it straight on him. Oh god, it's giving me pain, it's giving me toe pain. Did it sever your toes off? No, so I think the bone sort of stopped it. Oh! It's good like bones to do that. I must have drunk a lot of milk when I was a kid.

Yeah, your cow's a strong bone. Huge bone guy. My sister sort of picked the grate up, like lifted it off her feet and then I sat in the middle of the road holding me toes screaming. Oh my god, I bet you did. Neighbour come out, pick me up, put me in front. Anyway, mum and dad have obviously rang the ambulance and they've come down the driveway with like the Esquivir ice in it asking where the toes were. Thinking they'd been chopped off.

Oh, that is so, I can't believe they didn't get chopped off from that. Oh my God. That is, I'm getting more pain from toe stories than I was from finger stories. Cause they feel more vulnerable. Yeah, they do. I mean, but I know toe, nothing hurts more than a toe stub. Oh my God. And it's one of the things I'm a big caesara, caesara, you know, whatever

will be will be, there's everything happens for a reason until you stub your toe. Why? Why did I do that? Why did that happen? Oh yeah. And it's so painful. Tracy. Hello. Hello.

Good morning. What happened to your toe? Oh, three toes. So I was home alone and I got, um, a delivery of a new lounge and it had a recliner on each end and I thought, oh yay, I'll be the first one to try this out sat in the end recliner pulled the mechanism didn't anticipate how fast it was going to fling my legs up and the coffee table was in the way and it cracked up the top of the coffee table. Oh that's poor planning that's bad design. You need space for your recliner You could never have reclined again in peace you'd be constantly be brought back to that pain sensation I mean, it should be so nice exactly. We got a towman Dan Dan. How's your wife's toes?

Yeah, good Dan Yes, my wife's tow in a Yeah mate, how are ya? Good Dan, what have you got? Yeah, so it was my wife's toe in her years before me of course when she was younger on the drink with her friends. She had a toothpick lodged into the inner side of her toe. How? Which caused her a lot of grief. I bet. Had to go to the after hours emergency and have it removed. Did someone stab her with a toothpick? How do you just like... I think she thinks it was from

it being in the carpet and... Oh she stepped up. Somehow dislodged into her inner side of her toe. That's so unlucky. She's never been in. Why did that happen? What's the reason behind that? I can't trust the toothache. Katie, I love that they put in here, it says your left toe, specifically. Her right toe's fine.

Left toe, what happened to it? Yes, morning, happy Wednesday. Happy Wednesday, Katie. Um, so my toe was about a year ago and it was a story with a midnight snack gone wrong. So I was like to my partner, um, before the block started, I was like, do you want some cookies, go to the kitchen. And as I'm getting the massive, massive glass cookie jar out of my cupboard, um, I dropped it and smashed it on my left foot. And then from there, yeah, so I straight through my, um, my toe tendon,

ruptured it, ended up in surgery for a couple of days, um, crutches for like two, three months and then, yeah, now I've got no feeling in my left toe. Oh, cause Katie wanted a cookie. Oh, cookie. Yeah. And before the block was on. I can't watch the block without a cookie. Cookie and tea and a block.

That's it. And all the surgeons were like, what's the story? What happened here? Because obviously my foot was like disconnected and I was like, you know what? It's a long story, but basically I just wanted a cookie and then dropped the cookie jar. So I won't be doing that again.

No more cookies for you. Like a sleeve of Oreos isn't doing that to you, you know what I mean? But because you had the big cookie jar. I wrote this one, one more text quickly. I have web toes and I had a man approach me while I was sitting at a restaurant, because he could see me obviously wearing sandals, and asked to take a selfie with my foot and touch the webbed bit and offered to pay for my meal if I let him. Call that person back. I need to know. I'm assuming a she. If she allowed that.

I mean free meal. He's going to pay for the food. Jess and Ducco. We've got your child outside with Babs. And I really needed to have a hard-hitting conversation with you but she's just screamed because Angus tried to leave. God love Babs. I know she was just crying and Babs was just trying to pick her up like it's okay. Does Babs know Wiggles? Sing the Wiggles. Good luck. I just saw Angus put the dummy in her mouth and run out the door. Enjoy that, Babs!

Thank you, Babs. I actually wanted to get a temperature check from Babs as well as another person in a relationship with a man, but that's okay, we'll let her off the hook. I'm going to ask about you and Morgan, I guess, to see if, from my small sample size, 100% of women do this allegedly very annoying, very frustrating thing. I had two girlfriends come over the other day, we're just having a little backyard picnic, and Simone mentioned that her boyfriend, now fiance, will constantly tell her, remind her, what, what? 900. And what he means by that is they have three by three hundred mil tiles in

their home yeah and if she wants to have a conversation with him she needs to be three of those tiles away from him to talk so 900 is now their code word for you two up in my face maybe you've got your arms around my neck. You want to hug while we have this chat. So he's now denoted 900, almost keeper at arm's length whilst they talk. And one of the other girls who was there, Kate said, ever since you told us that at dinner, her husband is now saying 900. Because he, she gets really in his face.

Animated. Animated, but more so like he's just come home from work. So you go in for the hug and not let go. Yeah. How was your day? What happened there? Boys don't want to have a conversation with their ladies right up in their grill. And as they were sharing that I went, Angus does that to me.

I'll be arms around his neck gazing up lovingly wanting to talk about plans for dinner, plans for the weekend, what's going on with the Renault and he's like do we have to be this close just to have a conversation? Is it just in general time? Well we're gonna do a thing but it's because of her work sometimes where it'll be right before we go to bed and I'll be lying in bed then she'll start having these really serious conversations. And that's close quarters. Yeah, yeah, it's close quarters.

You're like 900 away. You're having three titles. Do we need to have this right now? I can't. So that's more time of day issue for you. But if you just maybe come home or you're just having a conversation, does she like to be up in your grill and like to maybe have her arms around your neck? Who do you think you're talking to here?

Do you think she is like that with me? Or I am like that with her? I think she's like that with me. Have we found the anomaly? I think I come home and she's like, oh my God, 900! Give me the spark! Jess and Ducco.

Been a hell of a show so far, team. Oh my God, we've dipped. We've dipped. We've towed. Yep. We need to award Keith Urban tickets though. Oh my god we absolutely do. Thank you for all those wonderful contributions right across the morning. Yeah. I couldn't go past some of those toe contributions could we? The toes were great. The toes were fantastic. The toes are really good. Are we able to get Emily back on the line, Babs? We've been

all side distracted. Oh yes I apologize There's a small baby in studio. We're all working overtime to entertain her so she doesn't absolutely crack it. I kind of forgot we were working. I appreciate you guys. My husband had an early meeting and... this is a kid in here. Which isn't here trying to be distracted by highlighters. I know. Is she the agent where she knows what you do and no, not really. Doesn't really get it. Do you know what's funny? So Angus being the wonderfully supportive partner he is always puts us on the listener app at home and apparently she gets really quite distressed when she hears my voice because she can identify it's me but

can't see me so I think in a way she does know what I do but in fact it's upsetting. Then she comes in she goes and then she goes oh this is how you make a dollar this is hardly worth. But before, to give these Keith Urban tickets away, of course, the night's accommodation, Noah's there on the beach. We were talking about Humpty-a-Tos. That's right, and a natural extension after yesterday's

What Happened to Your Finger? Emily got in touch and told us. I got my right foot caught in the escalator as we were coming off. What? Oh my god. So you didn't have shoes on, you were in sandals, how does that happen? No, I had songs on and I don't know how, it must have been like little toe issues.

Just my last two, my pinky in the next one got caught in the escalator, we had to shut like the emergency, had to hit the emergency button down the end of the escalator. Emily, how gruesome was this? I imagine it's eaten your toes. It's a mechanical shard. It sucked me in. I'm always fascinated by the escalator fail stories. Is it an escalator that has the steps or is it a flat one? No, the steps. So it's at the base, you should have been able to disembark but it sucked you in.

And it just sucked my toe in. Geez, that's horrifying. So now I won't escalate. No, I bet you don't. You're taking the stairs everywhere. How are your toes now? How was it? Oh yeah, no they're good. Remarkably they are a-okay and Emily because of that you go to Keith Urban. Yay, amazing. Now Emily you did say your dad was with you during that horrific incident. Will you take dad to Keith Urban or who's gonna who's gonna accompany you see the great man live? My daughter loves country music so I might be taking her but we definitely might be escalating that. So you just don't do escalators at all anymore? No. Can you look at any... If I really have to I'm very cautious. Yes can you look at any like a

travelator or an elevator the same are they all? No, it's really not and I've got like four year old twin toddlers and try to keep them off escalators It's a whole thing You deserve a night away Yeah, you enjoy a beautiful nights accommodation and the great Keith Urban congratulations and thanks for getting involved in the show Thanks guys. We do play again tomorrow. We have another co-file tomorrow same thing Look, she isn't a crawling on the desk. Shy Guy working very quickly to get scissors out of her way. Good on you Shy Guy, good parenting. That was very impressive. I didn't even notice. I've got the TV remote now. Luci you're live on the air.

Do you know what she's just found Ducco? Your left-handed scissors and I told you she's displaying some left-handedness. Uncle Ducco will teach you all. This is good I'm going to need you to help her with her handwriting, her cutting. Hell yeah. Any tools? Oh, power tools, I got plenty of left handed power tools. Lieutenant Iron, all that sort of gear. Well, I hope you have a good day today.

Thank you so much, you know that we are slowly moving out of our house because we're renovating soon. So that's just gonna continue with now a... Uh oh, uh oh, it's cracking! Uh oh. I would have given it to you, Luchir. Should we go... ...get a croissant? You wanna say bye, Luchir? Can you say bye? Bye?

Bye? She really doesn't do it on... ...anyway. They always let you down when you need it most, do they? They really do. I told you I think she's shy. It's really not suiting my lifestyle. We're outta here, we're back tomorrow for a big Thursday show. We will see you then. Bye bye. Bye. What everyone wants. Go Mo! Stop thinking about what I want. What he wants. What your parents want. What do you want?

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