Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | What's snake?

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

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Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs. This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the podcast. Hey. Welcome to the potty McPod pod pod. Hey, we've still got to do Quoty Queen McQuot quote quote.

We do. I didn't want to push, but I've been really excited for that. Yeah, I've got to come up with some quotes. That wasn't my to-do list. How's it going to work? I think we come on movie quotes. You're going to hit me with a quote. I'm going to tell you where it's from.

It could go either way, because whilst I think, and I'm sure you can attest, you play the button enough, my gamut and knowledge and breadth of quotes is far and wide. But will I know the particular one? And I think it's how we deliver it. Yes. Are you going to deliver it straight or will you deliver it like the character? Because that obviously would help. Yeah.

But does that make it too easy? Yeah. And are you quizzing us or just just? Well, why don't you get in on it as well? And if you can get it off me, then that's extra points or something. Yeah. Okay. Because I pretend to be, quote him a quote face, but maybe one of you two actually are.

Just chat amongst yourselves. Let me find some quotes and we can have a test. Okay, yeah, I'm debil. I did enjoy how we used to beta test games. I don't know if I, if the week of us just putting new games on the air, quite worked out well for us. I think we go back to beta testing. I think we do. So this is a great, great opportunity right now, Ducco.

Quote him a quote face. I claim to be it, but could either of you. Geez, but these quotes are all way to it. easy. Okay. I reckon you'll be the silent challenger here. Yeah, you watch it just as many movies as I do. Yeah, but your...

Your memory is far stronger than my memory. But I also re-watch a lot. So do I. I'm in one ear out the other. I can't believe you didn't like Ratatouille. We have so much in common and yet not that film. I will try to get one day. And Babs, I don't know.

Your breadth of movies would be... You're not just modern day Netflix movies. Like, you've watched some oldies. I actually do watch quite a few movies. Do you have a favourite film? I really love this film called Almost Famous That's a great movie Kate Hudson

Yeah that's I don't know I've re-watched that I couldn't give you one quote from that movie though And then I really like the cat in the heart And then Twilight The Mike Miner Yeah see that that's where you fall off of it Okay

This one You're gonna deliver it? I'll deliver it straight Okay You sit on a throne of lies Oh no You sit on a throat of eyes Nothing's coming off, anyone?

Oh, I hate that movie. Okay, see, this is, yeah. I hate it as well. That'll do, pig. That'll do, babe. See, I'm only getting like really easy quotes. You know what you need to do, which is a lot of work for you? You need to watch the movies and write down when you.

Oh, just use Chachy. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. It's on ChachyPT. Did you say niche? I did not. I did. That was niche. Don't tell me that's how you came on.

This one. You need a big. boat. Jaws. Yeah, this is in, um, if you build it,

he will come. Oh, I know that one. Yes. Yes, so do I. If you build it, if you build it, they will come.

You said he first. It says he and this, but I thought it was they. I thought it was they. I thought it was they will come. Yeah, if you build it, they will come.

It's a stadium. It's the field of dreams. Yes. Thank you. Oh, I'm going to get really good. Baseball movie. Quotes for movies for a game to quiz

by a co-host on air. Niche. I then say go Nisha. Niche. More. Perfect. More.

Sounds like Lucey at wanting more. More. More. All right. Would you get this? Clever girl. You're not going to get that. It's not from 50 shades or something, is it?

No, it's not sexual. Clever girl. Jurassic Park. Now it's going very niche. Okay. Yeah, see, it's such a sweet spot for all of our knowledge. See, this is where it's tough. Yeah.

Obviously you wouldn't be doing it in the moment with the game But this is where it's hard They're not really giving you much good ones Like oh she doesn't even go here But then I go like she doesn't even go here Yeah see I actually like the element of you delivering it Yes it makes it easier But if we obviously this is the beta test conversation

For the rice cookers at home It probably makes it more accessible You know what I mean Give it another prompt wait okay Let's see if this one fucking works You're my boy blue Oh, that's off Step Brothers, isn't it? No, but like similar

You're my boy blue. You're my boy blue. We're going streaking. Oh, what is that off? My mum says it all the time. Little Farrell's in it. It's not old school. It is. Oh, very good. Your mum says we're going streaking all the time? No, she says you're my boy blue or whatever. All right, this one. I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? Me, the parents. Yeah, bang, there we go. Thank you. I'm in a glass case of emotion. And command. Okay. Is it just giving you Will Ferrell quotes?

It is, it really is. He's a quotable actor. You're killing me, Smiles! Jess, I feel like you're the only one is going to get this. You're killing me smalls. You're killing me, smalls. It's not like Sandlot kids. It is.

Oh, my God. Okay, Shagai. I see you've played Knifey Spoonie before. You've played Knifey Spoonie before. You've played Knifey Spon. It's a Simpsons. Yes, a Simpsons movie. What's his face?

The knockoff crocodile Dundee. We're on a mission, a mission from God. We're on a mission, a mission from God. Yep, yep. It's not Blues Brothers. It is. See, this is where I fear the game will go. Yeah, it's just Jess playing.

It'll just be just getting jested up. Wait, it's like, oh, God, my, sorry, just to give myself a pat on the back. Yeah, here we go. My breadth of knowledge is Blues Brothers, what I put that from? She's like 10 minutes going, my breath might not be as good. No, it's working, whatever. So one time I've actually been like, chat, BT, is. batten up some good ones.

What about... I'm trying to... I'm trying to... I'm trying to... Like, for breakfast? You eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast? No. Happy Gilmore.

Yes. Okay. One, not two. You're tacky and I hate you. You're tacky and I hate you. School of Rock. That's it. She's seen the sign now.

Name Billy. I know, we've got some momentum now. Yes, the head of costume. Okay, okay, okay. Gosh. Gosh. Yeah, good. Oh, gosh.

Is it Kiano, Ray? No. Oh, gosh. Deter, you fat, Lord, gosh. Oh, Napoleon, Dynamite. Do I make you horny? Austin Valis, the spy who shagged me. This is Sparta!

No, 300, sorry. General Bartlett. It's given me a lot from the movie Airplane from 1980. I don't know that one. I don't know why it's doing that. I'm grouped. Guardians of the Galaxy. I didn't know which one that lot very good.

Uh, parkour. Oh, this is from a show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Parkour. It's the office. There he is. I feel like I've seen that on TikTok. I might be better at TV quotes.

Maybe. But then if I do it both, it's almost too broad. Yeah, it's very broad. Um, what about... When there's a billion movies to add in TV as well. Don't cross the streams! Don't cross the streams! Is that about weeing?

No. Oh, I don't know. And there's something strange. Oh, Ghostbusters. In the neighborhood. That's a big Twinkie. Also, ghostbusters. What about?

Show me the money. Jerry Maguire. All righty then. Oh, that's someone on my... Is it not Evan? Bruce or not? No, but it's same actor. Is it a Jim Carrey?

Yes. Very good. Oh, Jim Carrey would have a lot. Hasta la vista. The Terminator. Do we just become best friends? Yep. Step brothers.

Velociraptor There's a snake in my booze Toy story All of them I know I'm trying to find some more We're gonna run out of movies I love this is so much fun

I'm enjoying this so very much You guys give up Or are you thirsty for more Dodgeball No You guys give up You're thirsty Point alone

Yes let's make it though You're only allowed one guess So like if you say a guess It's gone And you've stuffed it You know what I mean? Yep, fair. Be better.

Cool story, bro. Needs more dragons. Oh, that's bringing a bell. Cool story, bro. Needs more dragons. I think we might need a clue. Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum. Oh, 21 Jumpstreet.

Yeah. This is an easy one. I mean, I'm going to steal a declaration of independence. National treasure. Nick Cage, another quotable actor. I know, I know. See, okay. Let me, okay.

Now I'll get three. Is everyone having fun or is it just me? Because if not everyone's having fun, it's probably reflective of the rice cookers. It's all right. Maybe it's just like a video thing we can do, Ducko, if everyone's not having fun. I mean, I'm having fun.

I'm kind of cooking myself. Thank you. You can be honest. If the game's not flying, we're not flying. Yeah, I love it. I love it. Because I'm also Because I'm also learning

Oh Bar Felicia Do you know what? I don't actually know where that's from I need a lie I wouldn't have this It's not mean girls is it? No, it's a 1995 film

So Friday I've never No I thought it was a meme Cool Beans Cool Beans Who's the actor? I don't know

Hot Rod Hot Rod Hot Rod Oh Jeff I love that Ah, there you go. Kids give me heaps of elf. Yeah, that's funny. Okay.

There's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking. Zoolander. I was waiting for a Zoolander one, too. You could have given me a cult following all that. I have the black lung. No, Matt. Where is it diamond? Blood diamond.

Your second favorite movie. I was going to say Scooby-Doo based on the accent he did. You don't understand how good that impression actually. Yeah. Me doing a, yeah, an African guy. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, let me get quick. We're nearly on the, we're on the tail end of this. Oh, no.

I'm going to find. Yeah. No, it's too easy. They're either too easy or too hard. Yeah. There's nothing in the middle. But isn't that, who's to say it's too easy or too hard? Do you know what I mean?

Like, so subjective, this game. You could have just watched Rush Hour this morning. You haven't done a rush hour, by the way. I don't know Rush Hour that well. I don't know Rush Hour that well. I'm a man. A very beautiful man with the perfect buddy who I'd like to take to the movies. Maybe this game's a note

Can you just Can we just play in our spare time? No I can't Oh I'm just a girl Standing in front of a boy Ask him to love her

Notting Hill Hey There he is Oh I'm very upset at myself Oh well done What a film It has given me You sit on a throne of lies

Every time I ask for more quotes from Elf I don't know why I don't even Like I have seen the movie Who does he? I don't know. Why I'm going to look at you. You said you hate it too.

Yeah, I don't hate it. We all hate it. We all right. Yeah, I don't like elf either. Oh my God. We have in comic guys. He's annoying. Oh, yeah.

The elf. The buddy. Yes, agreed. I can't think. Sarah. Yeah. What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss? If you get that, fucking kudos.

What's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss? No. I'm going to read. Genre? No country for old men. Far out. Okay. Okay.

I've got one. I've got an idea. A prompt. Okay. And then we'll be done with this. Okay. Thanks for listening. I've had a great.

If you're still here. If you like this sort of stuff, you'd love it. Yeah, you'd be willing to. But otherwise, it's really, um. It's more fun. It's more fun when I know the quote and I can try and do an impersonation. Absolutely. Yes.

I think that element adds more interest. Here's looking at you, kid. Casablanca. Yeah. Okay. I thought there's a plague. It might have been a play at one point But it was a black and white film

Ingrid Burton Hot Guy, Kerry Grant I think Sure With great power comes great responsibility Spider-Man Shagga, I thought that was you mate, I thought you were on there

I was going to say Iron Man That'd be Marvel Avengers mixed up This is an easy one Mine so serious Yes, the Joker, the Dark Night Yep Uh Uh

The T phone home is in there Come on It's a bit easy Uh Who laughs's like a box of chocolate It's may the force be with you These are the kind of things that's giving me. Yeah.

It doesn't realize who it's dealing with. You is can't. You is smart. You is important. Yeah. That's not the color purple. No. It's the help.

Yes. The help. The help. See? The help it's about. Well, we beta tested it. We did. I loved it.

I'm not sure. What are you think, Darko? I think maybe not. I think we've run out of movies. Yeah. And the only reason, not because no one could probably play at that level is we already do the acting class. It'll be

you doing more acting. Yeah, it's a bit. Yeah, I agree. I loved it. Okay. Thank you. Okay. Maybe we'll bring it back if we're low on a podcast. We do need one more game though, I agree. We just need one more game. That's fun. That's different. Music or movie related. Two different people have sent me this game.

We can, oh, I don't have the app with which to example it. We can try it. We can beta test it tomorrow. Two different Rastikers are sent it to us on Instagram. It's an app that can reverse your speech. So I would sing into it. The example that's on the video is jingle bells, jingle bells. The app will reverse it. So it's almost like, snana jean, snagher. You need to hear that from the app. And then work out what you're saying. No, no. You've heard all this. You sing into the app, the backwards version.

Snanajer, snanehya, it re-reverses it and it will see if you could really hit it that it translates back to jingle bells. That might feel a bit confusing. I can show you the video, but it's literally like... A few hoops to jump through. It is, but literally two. More than one has sent it. It plays out quite quickly. But it's you trying to say it backwards for the app to...

It's audio. It can work. We'll have to practice. We can practice. We'll beta test it tomorrow on the show. Can you investigate whatever the app is? Yeah, I'll look into it. And how we talk into the app.

We can do it on and just flip the audio ourselves. That's not hard. But if the app does it for you, maybe that's a good. Yeah, no, because what we... And then we'll play it from my phone. Yes. Well, we've got the OX cord now, guys. We've got the OX.

Yes. Because that way, at least it's instantaneous. And it's just then re-reverse and we see what your backwards language is like. Translated to when it's run forward. I see what you're saying. So we can beta test that tomorrow. All right. But we do appreciate people sending us ideas.

If you see something on TikTok or Instagram, anything you've got. Anything you've got. We'd love to have a go. Yeah, someone said, you and Docco should play this. I'll give it a world. So all we can do is try, you know, guys. What we can do is try. But thank you for.

that. I really enjoy that game. Take it up, turning up. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Yeah, let's get everything up. 6 o'clock. It's Tuesday, gang. I'm up, baby. I'm up. Shogga, you up?

Up. Full his. Babs, are you up? I'm up. Oh, we're up. We're here. We're good. The alarms went off and they worked. They worked. Well done, everyone. Yeah. Rolled in feeling good. Red hot.

Mm-hmm. Tuesday is our favorite day of the week, famously in this team. Absolutely. It's all about our attitude. I literally was just texting, texting Angus. We can only control what we can control. can control. Just then. Been listening to Mel Robbins a lot.

Why, you're texting him out at 5.50 in the morning? I'd be like, shut up. What are you doing? You know, when things are going on. We can talk about that later. When things are going on. I see. That are out of your control, Ducko.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What can you control? Just how you react to it, how you approach it. Yeah. But listen to a lot of Mel Robbins' life guru stuff. Okay. I'm not familiar with Mel. Oh, I'm going to send you one podcast episode.

I'd highly recommend. I'm just sick of life, life, you know, people on podcasting how to live. God, we've got to say sick of life. No, I know. Like various podcasts, people just tell you how to live. Oh, shut it. And in all the noise, absolutely, when one cuts through, this is how I feel at least, one cuts through. I'm like, oh, what's different about you?

I don't know what it is. The mood of the day. You're speaking to me. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Also, I think she's done like the research and stuff, whereas a lot of them are just influencers who think they're now laugh gurus.

I'm thinking of like the dudes sitting down talking about, you know, You know, I don't know. To be fair, there's a market. I know the book. A couple of bros just sitting there people like, to live life, man. And you're like, all right, brother. Thanks so much. And they're like 23.

Oh, shut up. Talk to me when you've lived a bit. Nothing going on. When you've lived a little longer. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Those are the ones that get me.

You've got to find your guru. Do you think people like Mel Robbins have taken a bit of a fall in profits because people like this are coming out of the woodwork? That's a great question. Or have they had to pivot and become. more prolific and maybe talk more about the hardship in their life. Like Mel talks about being $800,000 in debt, her husband nearly losing the business, her marriage on the brink of collapse, like losing everything.

Right. That's something the 23-year-olds cannot do. So she's had to be a lot more vocal about that. I see. Which, to be fair, she always has been. But, yeah, in terms of drowning out the little whippersnappers, nipping at her heels, I wonder. It's saturated now, you know? Well, Mel Robbins, I don't think, has ever done a worldwide,

tour and she's just announced one. Is that because she's like, well, I've got to get in front of some more people. Tours make the money now. Tours make the money. It's the same as artists. Neither than I'm making money on CD sales or streams. Record sales, I suppose, they make money, but, you know, because records are kind of in.

True. But who, what average person is, can afford a record, you know? Yeah, yeah. To the same extent we used to buy CDs and stuff. Sanity, really did a, really took a bump for your Ed Shearons and your Beyonce's in a bit. Saturday and Blockbuster. Saturday and Blockbuster.

The simple times, guys. The good days. But how we've had to go back to live entertainment, concerts, live tours. We need something. We need something. Speaking of live tours, what about hits, hit 106, what about? I've got to clean this up, God. Yeah, this is ridiculous.

There's a lot of words there. I wouldn't have thought we'd done it right here. But that's okay. There's a lot of layers. Well, there's nothing else to do here. Maybe I'd all do it. That would have been a good segue. Yeah, hits five star.

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Could be a little sapphire. or a little more, could be one of the oldies. Could be leaving. We played shape of you yesterday. Yeah. Unbelievable. We, yeah. Yeah, we did.

And for a big show, though, team. Absolutely. Two chances at Alfa Bucks, $10,000. Yes, we do. What else? Oh, my acting class is on today. Now, you've given us a little tease. There's going to be some auditions.

Usually, you've assigned roles, sir director. Yep. Today we have to audition. They'll be tryouts. Well, I think there'll be multiple readings. Oh. You know what I mean? Because it's a short set.

We have to find our truth. Yes. Oh, you do. I think you're going to like this scene today. Right. Short scene today, so we'll get that one underway. Okay. Yeah, I'm going forward to it.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. I had a very emotional moment yesterday, Ducko. Oh, yes. And I've just been reflecting on it over the past 12 hours, and I think I can officially call myself a big softie. I took my... A big marshmallow.

I've never really had a moment like this. That's why I don't think I have. can get it out of my head. I took my daughter to the Ninja Park yesterday. You know, some trampolines there, some slides. Yes, I saw it. You like going there. I love going there. The best is it just trampolines?

No, there's a few, like, obstacles, a lot of soft play. You can climb up a thing and go down a slide. Yeah. I have read and consumed so much about letting kids try and fail when it comes to physical movement. And this is a safe place for her to do that. You know, if she climbs up the soft play and falls off, something bad really going to happen. Or is that a playground?

Jesus, if she hits the tan bar. Man, I was at a playground yesterday and there's some high drops. Bro! They're some, they're dangerous things, aren't I? They really are. Finding the playground that is right for your kids' age and skill level is actually quite difficult. And there's a lot of different kids.

A bit of traffic going on. Oh, my God. And then you get into playground politics. Oh, goodness. So particularly now it's winter, it's wet. Playground's a little bit out of Kimish. So I'm finding these play centres that I'm happy to take her to.

And as I said, she can really try and give it her all. I'm like, yes, work out your climbing, sis. I love to watch her develop in that way. Yeah. And while we were there, you know, it's 11 o'clock on a Monday. It's not particularly packed, which I also enjoy. Yeah. But there was a family.

Now, I don't know if they were tourists or if they just happened to have a little family day out on a Monday. They were all off work. But it was a couple. So let's say a mum and dad, an aunt and uncle. So there was a gamut of kids. So there might have been, you know, six or so cousins all playing together. The grandparents were there. There was an older couple.

But the kids would have been 10 and up. So they were really capable of doing some of the ninja stuff. And one of the dads is there with the boys. And they're doing basically ninja warrior, jumping on the things and swinging off robes. But there was a little girl, Ducco. She would have been maybe the youngest of the group. She might have been nine or ten. She just didn't have the confidence that her older brothers and

maybe her older cousins had. And you could see that manifesting in her failing to do some of the stuff. She wasn't throwing her body into it like the boys were. So I just sort of caught her eye a few times. And, you know, her mum's, they're going, you can do it. You can do it. But she was just holding back a bit. Yeah.

So she was struggling. Yeah. I don't know why, but she turned her sights on the vertical wall. You know, the one you have to run up. Beat the wall. Is that from Ninja Warrior? That's from Ninja Warrior. Now there are levels.

What do they chant? What are they chant? Beat the wall. Beat the wall, I think it is, and the buzz is at the top. I don't know why, but she turned her side on the wall. She's never getting up that. She wasn't able to do the bouncy thing. No, sweetie.

How would you do on the wall? But loved the mum and, you know, everyone's going, yeah, okay. Luchias, I don't know, bouncing on something. I couldn't, I was just watching this family. You didn't care. You're doing something. This kid, 15 attempts, stucco. How to hell?

She failed. Three meters? Yeah, maybe. Okay. There's like a, like a, the little one. Yeah. Which is still big. I know you mean.

15 times, 16 times. She starts crying. And the mom gets... You start going like, go home. You suck. No, her brother's wearing the dad smack them over the head. No, but the mom gets her in a huddle. She's like, you can do it.

You're not... You're holding back. Sorry, you're just observing all of this. I was fully eavesdropping. I'm watching this whole thing play out. Okay, okay. And so she wipes the tears from her eyes. She goes back to the end.

And then grandma's there. You can do it. I love you. I love you. I believe in you, Ducko. She puts everything she had left in the tank into this run. She gets to the top and she grabs on and hoists herself up. The whole family erupts.

The grandparents are out of this. The dad fist-pumped the air like a Toyota commercial. I started crying. No, you didn't. I got so worked up. No, you didn't. I'm so emotionally invested in this little girl trying to run the wall that the moment she did, I was like,

I'd had to capture myself from celebrating with them. My eyes were genuinely leaving. Did you know, over there hug the family? I wanted to. And I thought, who is this? On her 17th attempt. She's fallen off a trampoline. I don't even know where my daughter was,

but it just was the most beautiful moment. That's when you know you're becoming a real mum, I think. when you start feeling second-hand emotion. Second-hand cry. Soon you'll be watching like a Kleenex commercial on the TV and you'll start crying. Yes, you know, people talk about like ads around Christmas for Aldi or whatever, get them in the fields. It's funny you say that there's an Allian's ad at the moment with a bird losing the egg.

The egg, the bird loses the egg. Lots of people cried over that. Did you cry over that? I've only just seen that ad. Has I been around for a while. A couple months. If you haven't seen, it's like a little robin and their egg is rolling down, the tin roof. and she's struggling against the wind and the rain to capture the egg

and then this big falcon thing comes and helps her. God, I want to get you to cry in here. I just want to see what we can do to get her to cry. Get this British family with a 10-year-old, 9-year-old who ran the vertical wall. What if we get Babs to race herself out there? It's about the belief. And if someone could show me like Babs, going from no belief to full belief and success. I reckon I would tear it anyway.

It was an amazing Monday. Okay, great. Did you want to do it? Was she like, Mom? I don't know where she was. We're ducking over. Been a while. Been a while.

Actually, I feel like we come here probably to buy a stop. I don't think it has to be a lot. I feel like we come here a fair thing. Yeah, we do come. We love India in this show. We love India. I don't worry about deli belly. Nah.

You just. Street chicken. Don't eat the chicken and don't eat the raw vegetables. Oh, you can eat raw vegetables. Well, the water, similar to barley. You know, you know, if it's been washed. Yeah. There are other things to enjoy.

Samosas. They're deep fried. Let's get into the Indian cuisine. We won't. Right now, though, we're here, though, because of Valithium Mathakama. I nailed it. 49-year-old Indian National. Sentenced to three months and three weeks in jail on Thursday for bigamy.

Is that a criminal offence? Apparently in India it is. Is it criminal here? I don't know. Can you Google that? Because I know, as a celebrant, if I marry someone who's already married... Yes, which is what it is. Big trouble for me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't know. I think, yeah. So you're going to do your, what if you don't know? Like, Shago Rock's up to you and he's already married. Actually, that's a great point. You don't have to do your research. How do I know if they're already married?

Is Biggamy illegal in Australia? Well, if they say they've been married before. It's a crime in Australia. It is a crime. Like a criminal, you go to jail or like a fine. Five years. Oh, my. That's what it is here, too, in India.

Okay, there you go. Because for my thing, if you say you've been married before, I need to either see a death certificate of your partner or a divorce certificate. Right. I see. So you can't just take my word. word for it. I can't just.

Shelly, I got a, trust me. She's gone. It's a knelt. She's not in the picture. She'll be rocking up to the wedding. So India's the same. Or the celebrant obviously didn't do their due diligence. So this man, I'm going to call him V-Dog because his name is very long.

Sure. V-Dog married his first wife in India in 2007. What's her name? I'll leave it. She just has a Singapore woman. She doesn't want to be aged. Now age 55. Okay.

And then in 2011, he came to Singapore to join his first wife and began working there through his job. He met his second wife, Salamar B. Oh, geez, it's longer than that, but I'll leave it there. And she was his colleague, right? Then he started having an affair with her. Okay. And then his first wife moved back to India and he had the family in India. His second wife in Singapore, he moves her to India. So he's... I don't want to live in Singapore anymore. Let's go back to my home. He's got his first wife, who he's got a family with. He then has a child with his second wife. However, the issue, get this, stay with me. I'm with you. Stay with me. Stay with me. Stay with me.

His first wife is a nurse at the hospital where his second wife was giving birth. Hang on. What did the first wife think? Where did she think he was when he was? I don't know. I don't understand how affairs that deep can work. Yeah, no, no. Because when families are involved, it's one thing to say,

Hey, honey, I've got a conference for four days up in Brisbane. And you've actually just got another family there. And you're just constantly having conferences. What are these school fees for a state school in Brisbane? Nah, nothing. Nothing. But did he tell the same? second wife, that the first wife was knowing the picture.

I don't know what the second wife knew about. I think the second wife might have known about it. She was the mistress on the side. Well, yes, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, she might have known about it. She knew, but the first wife... So then he was in the hospital to visit his second wife and new child, and his first wife went, Gary? I thought it was V-Dog.

Ah, well, it is, but come on, stay with me. V-Dog? She's in the delivery. She went, Mathibilla and Mathibooka? What are you doing here? I don't know you could be here. I thought you're in Brisbane on a conference. The story's getting very confusing, geographically.

Anyway. And so, she goes, I want him arrested. She calls triple zero. Yes. He gets arrested. And he's now behind bars. $11,000 fine and five years jail. And not supporting either family.

You can't earn money. Yeah, what are you going to do in jail? That's bad for both the women. They've probably connected, started a commune, to support each other. And their kids can get together. You would hope so, because they've just been. screwed by this guy. So what have we learnt from this?

Never let your mistress work at the same hospital where you're going to give... I mean, that's also... If he knows that his first wife works at the bar... Do you know what the population of India is? It's over a billion. You're telling me there isn't another hospital. Surely it's another hospital you can roll into.

Oh, V-Dog. Alfa marks on hit. Up for Bugs. 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're on true of the question, just say pass.

We'll come back, of course, if there's time. Now, we are playing for $10,000. But our player today is Kirstie. Good morning, Kirstie. Good morning, Dukho. Good morning, Jeff. Hi, Kirstie. What brings you to the show this morning?

What do you want with $10,000? Oh, look, I'd love to go on a vacation with my fiancée to anywhere. of them work. Oh, okay. You'll take anywhere. It doesn't matter where. Oh, I don't care where. Yeah, okay.

All right. You've specified fiancé, Kirsty. Could this work as the honeymoon? Ooh. It could, hopefully. All right. When's the big day? Oh, we haven't really set a date yet.

Yeah. We'll need to do that first before we go on a honeymoon, I guess. This could probably work as that as well. Yeah. The money can be good. She's going to make this money work for it. Yes. Kirsty, the letter.

You're going to work with today. My darling is F. for fiancée. Oh, beauty, because I had F in my mind before I even got on. She's manifested air. Okay, hang on. Okay. This is a sign.

Oh, Kirstie. This is a sign. Are you ready to rock? I am ready. All righty. Okay, there you go. Your time will start after the first question, Kirst. Starting with the letter F, we need you to name.

A food. Oh, a mode of transport. Oh, shit. Pass. An international city. Friends. A rom-com. Friends.

A kitchen item. Uh, bridge. A flower. French penny. An adjective. Wine. An occupation. Oh, pass.

A car brand. Ford. An insert. Geez, we went all around the world there. Got a few question marks. on my sheet here. I can tell you it wasn't 10. It could have been four, could have been three.

Let's go through some. A food straight off the bat could have been a fritas or fish and chips. A form of transport, that's a tougher one. A ferry. An international city. I think you said France. You went for the country.

We're looking for Florence. That would have worked. What else do we have? An adjective. What did you say for adjective? Fine, I think. Did you say fine with an E or find with a D? Fine with an E.

E. Fine. Then we're on. Sorry, I couldn't hear that. And an occupation, it could have been a finance manager. There's a few there. The car brand you got. Look, you don't go away empty-handed, though.

$100 off to spend at Woolies coming your way, okay, Kirstie? Awesome. Thank you. I appreciate to go. Thank you. Thanks for joining the show. Thank you. What a legend.

And how the sign as well. Oh, I love the manifestation. I know what we should do one time? Oh, it's going to be a lot of work for Babs. Oh, God, yeah. Let someone pick the letter. Oh. Like they say, can I.

I have A, please, and she has to go quickly to an A sheet. Get an A sheet. Get an A sheet. But then I have all the answers for A. Not necessarily. You don't know what questions you're going to be asked. Oh, that's true. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You might not have prepared video game. But every time we seem to give this cash away, it's what we've given the letter away. I don't

remember the last time anyone genuinely won it. Just won it. Just off their own back. Have we had any of those? We've had one this year. That's genuinely actually just I honestly think we've always given it. Maybe not this year. I think there's been one occasion. Okay. We always have to Here's a letter.

Here's the first question. Yes, yes. Which is a bit shippin holo. I mean, I don't think they can. They got $10,000. We're not going this time until we get that. You know what I mean? Come on.

Yeah, very good. Anyway, Jess, what's up next? Hey. My husband's favorite animal. Yeah. The whale. Someone has defiled the whale. Angus is not going to be pleased.

Not going to be pleased at all. Jess and Ducko. Right now, Ducko, I don't even know where to start. What do you have to say for yourself and your countrymen? Take us to France immediately, please. Oh, goodness me, okay. Sorry, I was loaded up with whale sounds. Here we go.

You've got to take us to France first because that's where this horror show of a story comes from. What have we done? Their equivalent of sea world. It's called marine land, all right? Oh, you mean Marina landa? Yep. They were shut down.

Did it? Because there's new laws being passed in France, which I love. I love to see it. You cannot use orcas, also commonly known as killer whales, in live shows anymore. Oh, yes. Macron, your mate, the president, he passed a law. No more whales. I don't know if it applies to other big sea creatures.

I saw Shamu in a show once in America. Were you in the Splash Zone? I was. Got splashed by Shamu. You've been dying out on that story ever since. Oh, yeah. Well, Macron doesn't want to see. orcas used in shows anymore. Okay. But

they don't know how to re-home a teenage killer whale called Keijo and his mum. Oh, I like to put it back out to the wall. Yeah, because obviously they've been in captivity for so long. They're a bit like, geez, re-homing these two massive creatures is a big deal. You can't just plonk them back in the ocean. Yeah, I guess. They wouldn't be used to it.

Exactly, in terms of hunting and finding food and even being safe amongst other orcas and other sea life. Maybe they liked being in the zoo. Like, what, I got fed here? fun. They were a show animal, you know? I don't know. If free willy is to be believed, the orcas don't like being in the tanks. And if free willis be believed, they just got rid of Willie, put him out there. He was good to go. He just jumped the fence down. He was fine.

But no, apparently you can't do that. So they've closed marine land, but this is the issue. Now they're stuck in limbo. Because they're not being put back in the ocean, but there's no visitors, nothing's happening. So the trainers are just having to care for them, monitor them, this mother and teenage son. Right. They've worked out, geez, Kejo, at a

seven years old, he's going to start getting the hormone surge, kind of like teenage human boys. Some of those urges will be sexual. How do we stop him from trying to breed or mate with his mother? The only other orca in Marine Land. So an activist group... One of the great questions. An activist group kind of broke into Marine Land because they wanted to check on Keijo and Wiki. Yeah.

They get vision of one of the trainers jerking Keyjo. Joe off. No. No. There's footage of it, Ducko. What? They weren't, as in like, they weren't public with this. The activists caught him. So apparently, Keogel that, what can, help can you try and find the vision? Yeah, help

tide breakers with the activists. I knew you were going to ask, I just googled it. Yeah. Two and a half to three meters. Whoa. Is the Johnson. I mean, I know shy guy, but that thing. On average. Is the Johnson? Yes. Jesus. So he's like. What was you have the Google?

I'll find this vision Yeah, vision, vision Keogh's lying upside down Near the edge of the pool One train is holding onto a flipper And the other, and I mean actual flipper And the other one's got the flipper If you know what I'm saying

Yeah, yeah And they're like holding it up And then they're just giving it a go The whale can be seen wriggling and riving about In the water I've got, so the whales How did they get the whale? How do they get a keyjo?

Hey Keogne, Joe We're just get a back one out for you, mate. Come on. I don't. I've got a. I asked Chargo for a whale Of Kehoe Climax sound

And this is genuinely From an Outerbird documentary That's them having a good time But is that just whale on whale? Jeez, your husband must be loving this job Do we have human on the island? No, I've been blocked by the Wi-Fi for Googling that

So we will never know In order to avoid Inbreeding with his mother And prevent them from fighting And injuring each other Because they had to respond to the vision once the activists shared the vision, Marine Land decided to sexually stimulate Keijo

to relieve him of his tensions. Although spectacular, this is natural and totally painless for the animals. I hope that's a mistranslation. Spectacular. He's getting it once a month, Ducko. Is that enough for a teenage boy? I mean, for a while, maybe once a month is just like an almighty, like.

But I love this because a former trainer, whale trainers come out, being like, I used to work with Free Willy. this is not a thing. I never did that. I never touched my whale down there. The only reason you might do that, remember my brother's best friend's daddy jerks off horses, to artificially inseminate them.

It was raining and I slipped. I've even seen a grown man satisfy a camel. Dodge all, anyone. Oh, come on. He does that for artificial insemination. Okay. And this trainer is saying, you might do it to artificially insemination.

a whale to obviously, you know, help with the breeding, not to just relieve sexual tension. Yeah. But it's just stop the mum and the son from fighting, you know, to stop in fighting. As the Frenchman in the room, what say you? Why? This is your fault.

What say you? This is... I need it. You know, love is love. Oh, no, I don't know. I'm going to back anything the French people have done. You won't catch me touching a whale. Anyway, we're done.

Did you find the video? Oh, no, you got banned. Yes, and Ducco. Hey, it's Babs, and this is my blog. Commence Operation Superstar Brat Slay. Like, we know she slays. Yeah. But she got a massive compliment from your wife.

And so Slay. So when Babs get so confident, Slay Queen, Slai. I was like, what did you just say? Don't ever say that again. Did that put a bit of pep in your step there, Babs? It did, actually. It made me feel more confident. Here we go.

What do we got today for the blog? So there's a new fashion trend going around, and Jess, I think you'll like this one. Talk to me. It's called Nonna Cor. Yes. One of my biggest joys is walking down the street and then giving a little nod to a nona being like, she's wearing the same shirt as me. Do you shop at Gorman?

I also own those pants. It's always Gorman, bro. My mother-in-law walked in the other day, and I went, I've got that in a long sleep. We were just talking about this earlier at 620. how you get now secondhand emotional from seeing other kids and stuff in playgrounds and what you've slipped really into mumstream. I have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, I went from 33 to about 72. Yeah. Like, I just skipped my 30s and 20. Yeah, gone. But it's not what you think, though. Oh. It's not, you should have cut us. It's not, it's not, it's not letting you go.

We went on for a bit. I was like, yeah, okay. Yep, sure. His blog is this. So they're at the epicenter at the moment of the newest summer fashion trend. So it's usually, it's happening. more ever at the States at the moment, but I'm assuming we'll come here. So basically

it's utilising a silk scarf in a variety of ways, but mainly to tie it over your head and under your chin. Oh, yes, like a little bonnet. Yes, as a fashion trend that is not expensive but still can really capture the whole... It kind of makes you look classy

doesn't it? Yes, yeah, yeah. And with big glasses? And with like a full face of makeup, you know, your glasses. Red lipstick? Yes, which is pretty much the image that I had for your It does look good. It's dark. Yeah, it doesn't go up. It does, yeah. It's a good look. It is.

You know, I was just in the motherland recently. Yes. Popped over to Italy for my professional development. Yeah, that's right. All the little, you know, the equivalent $2 stores sell the little silk scarves because you've got to be relatively covered up if you want to go into the churches and whatnot. I genuinely went, can I pull one of these off as the headscarf?

Because you see the gorgeous influencers doing their TikToks in front of the Dwarmore. And they, I think it's a really cool look. I think it is too. So would you guys do it? I would do it. I actually got gifted a silk scarf. a couple of weeks ago. Mate, the day you roll in here,

wearing a silk scarf at 5 a.m. I'm going to lose it. It's so funny. Well, because it's now trendy two to tie them on your bags or your belt. Oh. So I got given that as an accessory to... When you're saying your belt? Like, just threw a belt loop?

So if you have like a belt loop, just tie it to like, you know, make your jeans look a little bit funner. Who starts these trends? I have no idea. Is it? Is it TikTok? Does this one hot chick on TikTok do it?

And then it's like Regina George. If I saw that in Italy, that look with the... scarf of the head. I'd be like, that's a vibe. But if I saw it in Australia, I'd be like, what are you doing? So, Babs and I are going to come in tomorrow? I'll bring your scar. I'll see you both in the scarfs tomorrow. Do you have a red lip? Do you need a red lip?

I might have to borrow. Okay, I'll bring a red lip for us both. And is there an equivalent for dudes? Like, what can Chaghan and I do? I mean, why can't you do it? I don't know. That's a great point. We can get you a silk scarf.

Well, they're actually saying, this is why it's so good because it's so inexpensive. Nonas would have used old tablecloth or old, like, cloth that they were using to make clothes. Oh my gosh. Not an old broil you've got lying away. Just find something in your house. Teetails could work. Yeah, sure. We'll come in and have little scarfs.

Yeah. Now, are we going to get pinged for cultural appropriation, perhaps? Because it feels like your generation. You do one thing and then it's like, no, you're cancelled for doing it. Well, it seems to be going off on TikTok. There's videos with people giving steps. When it's not, it's different. The Nondas aren't going to come for us.

Nah, doesn't care. They'll actually be proud of us. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And then we have our rollers in underneath. Yeah. So then by the night time, we can pull them out and we're ready to go. I would love to see you both in that tomorrow. That's hilarious.

Stand by. Bring our silk scars tomorrow, boys. When it comes to self-control, you might be thinking, oh, I can limit myself to two Tim Tams a night. I won't have a third. Look at me having so much self-control. For me and my family, it's having a conversation, I think, and not squeezing every bit of detail out of the story.

If you can let a member of the family just finish a story, just finish a story without interrupting and ask a million questions. That's great self-control. Can you imagine dinner time with their household, Chaga? My goodness. No one get a word in. Well, me and my dad get many words in. We don't finish sentences, but

there's many words in. You could leave the table they wouldn't even know. The number of times I'm talking to my mum, and she'll be like, you're just like your father, just let me finish. I'm like, give more detail. And what you order there? And what time was that? You ordered it. And what were you wearing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My mum ate so slow. Her food would always be cold. I'm like, you've got to eat and talk fast to enjoy both the conversation and the meal. Yeah. Anyway, but my dad has taken things to another level, Ducko. And I think he's a Jedi.

I'm going to call him Luke Skywalk. Glad we got that sound effect. That was worth it. At 5.30, Jess is like, I'm going to need a light sober sound effect. Eric has been a good 15 minutes looking for that, too. I'm referencing. I'm sort of played in case anyone missed it. What do you say?

My dad is a Jedi. It's a cool sound And now we've got it You can't say Jedi and not have the I completely agree Of the white saver Oh we sure Oh damn

Do you want to do Darth You'd be a good Darth Vader No we're not doing that Not too far That's enough Thank you Anyway The reason I think is

You're not even going to like this analogy Here we go He calls me yesterday Sometimes he calls me on his drive home from work And we just have a nice little chat Like a jet aid thing And I does calls on his iPhone 12 or whatever he's still rolling with. And I preface the conversation with, oh, dad, I have something funny to tell you.

But before I could really get into it, my two-year-old absolutely lost her crap. She is a bit obsessed with the phone. And so as soon as she sees you on the phone, she wants to have a go. She wants to press buttons, take photos, whatever it is, she thinks she's doing. So it's really hard to be on the phone around her without her wanting it and screaming for it. And she got so loud. I genuinely couldn't hear myself, let alone continue this conversation with my dad, let alone feel like I was basically teasing her with it and not giving her the phone.

I went, Dad, I've got to go, I've got to go. But yeah, I really want to tell you this funny thing. And he went, all right, no worries. And hung up, because obviously the screaming child was too much for him. Oh, he just hung up in the middle of the chat. He hung up in the middle of the chat so I could address and deal with the kid. Lots ever away. My thing was when I was reflecting on it after I saw.

sorted her out was if someone said to me, if you and I were talking on the phone and you said the phrase I got something funny to tell you. I don't care if you're in an earthquake. I need to know. I just hang on the line, hey? I'm hanging on the line. Can you shut your child up? I'm really

excited for this funny thing. I would have said, can you go in another room? What was the funny thing you had to tell it? Well, it's not on air. Oh, okay, okay. I can tell you off here, actually. It's not even that funny to anyone else. The thing is he probably knows it's not going to be that funny. He'd taught me something about, um...

I don't worry about it. Yeah, yeah, anyway, he taught me something. It's about finances, actually, but I was like... I thought he'd get a real kick out of it. Hence the funny story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he just hung up. But his ability to just go, no worries, and hang up.

See you later. That's some self-controlled. Were you like, Dad? Daddy there? Papa? Papa? Luke, I am your... No, I won't keep going.

So... It's one of the great misquoted lines, by the way. Yeah, it is. There's no way I'm your father. Anyway, I just thought that was really impressive. Yeah. The self-played the thing again. Don't you think that's amazing self-control?

I mean, if I was on the phone to you and your child was cracking it, I've been on the phone to my older sister who's got four kids. And sometimes you're on the phone to her and she's like, Molly, don't, prove, stop it. Yeah, don't go about it. You're just like, you're not even on the call with her. But if she had said to you, Duck, you're not going to believe what happened. Yeah.

You'd hang on the line, wouldn't you? Yeah, I just thought that was very impressive from my father. So did you, did you ever? You ever call him back and tell him the funny thing? Well, it was last night. I haven't called him back yet. Oh, so he's still waiting. He's still waiting for the funny thing.

I wouldn't have been able to sleep. He's at home. She will call back. And we will laugh together. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Anyway, punch of the ads. I'll tell you the funny thing.

Jess and ducco. Jess and ducco. Chag I blow your pants. Bab, stop crying. I need energy. Just stop eating on camera. Go! Rolling camera.

Rolling lights, rolling audio. Tokus, acting class. And action! Welcome into the studio, My Fair Thespians. Salutations, correct? Salutations. Good morrow, shy lord. Good morrow to you.

Ah, good morrow, babes. Good morrow. So, today's scene, last week, Harry Potter was a trio. That's right. This week, unfortunately. I'm still thinking about Shy Guys, Hermione. It was so good. You too.

You're a great Hermione. This week, it's a bit more of a famous, well, actually, equally as famous, I suppose, as Harry Potter. But it's a two-hand-a-love scene. So there's three actors, obviously, in my class. Only two of you will make it. One of you is getting cut today. This is brutal. Have I done enough sucking up?

I don't know. Oh, God. The industry doesn't work like that anymore. Fair. So today. Sucking up. Sucking up. Up, up.

Today, we are stepping on the Titanic. Oh, holy doly. Goodness me. What was the biggie? Goodness me. Of course, the famous scene between Jack and Rose, the unfllying scene on the bow of the Titanic. Oh, good. That feels easier than the death scene on the door.

And I didn't want to do the lovemaking scene in the car for obvious reasons. There wasn't much dialogue in that. So there's a lot of me explaining. I would have loved to have seen Babs in the carriage, though. So how this is going to work? Babs, you're going to sit first scene peering out. First iteration I need to see. I'm just going to be, I'll be taking notes.

Oh, it's like an audition. We might be jumping through a few things. things. First, Shaga, you're going to play Jack. Okay. Jack Dawson, the Scruffy and Alive with Energy, 18-year-old. Jess, you'll be playing Rose DeWitt Butta. I don't think that was her last name. And she's 17 in the film. I thought it was DeWitt. Just DeWitt.

What's Bucketer? I don't know. That's good. Anyway, elegant and burdened, okay? Yes, she's carrying some demons. We'll just start off. I want you guys to do the scene in your own way. I'm going to play this Celine, of course, in the background. So the sun dips low, casting a golden glow of the Titanic's bow. The ocean stretches endlessly calm and serene. Jack enters and action.

Come on, Rose. Step up here. I'm not sure about this, Jack. Trust me. I've got you. Close your eyes. Did you hear my eyes close? Passion, shy guy. Passion. You want her. All right, keep going.

Now step up higher. That's it. Really spill it. Shall I go. Oh, it's still me. Sorry. Yep. Close to my ear. Come close to my ear. come over.

Geez, the chemistry is not flowing. Okay, open your eyes. I'm flying, Jack. You're beautiful. This is what freedom feels like. And cut, okay, interesting take. I want to do it again, just with you two, except this time, Chagargo, I want you to picture

you're riding a horse. And Jess, I want you to picture you've just seen a big ball pasta. Oh. Okay, and action for that. And action, go, use you. Go. Come on, Rose.

Step up here. Wait, can't do that again? I wasn't getting horse. I've never seen Titanic, okay? I have no frame of reference. That's good. You don't need Leonardo DiCaprio's reference. You've just seen your robo back and it's working at home and it's cleaned your floors.

And action. Come on, Rose. Stay the same as my lips. It's perfectly mapped your living room. Close your eyes, feel it. We're not here. Action. But then I can't see the words.

Why did you cast him? I still close lines, but nah, can't he was. Cast him as the iceberg. Please. Please, that doesn't have any rules. All right, okay. Come on, Rose. Step up here.

I don't want to. All right, okay, Cap. Babs, you're in. Fire me. Babs, you were going to be playing Jack. Oh, good. Come on, Babs. Jess, you can stay with Rose.

You're doing a pretty good job. Once again, once again. Picture the bowl of Cabanara. Yes, okay. All right, Babs. All right. This is a hot girl summer, and you're feeling yourself. You finally found love.

And action. Come on, girl. Stop up here. Cut! Not in flavour. Sick to the script. Okay, let's just get through one full take. Shagai, you're the iceberg.

You're dead ahead. All right. And action. Come on, Rose. Step up here. I'm not sure about this, Jack. Trust me. I've got you.

Close your eyes. Now step up higher That's you Step up higher That's it Good, good Keep going Go for it, Jack

Okay Open your eyes I'm flying Jack You're beautiful Meet it Meet it, one more time Babs, meet it

You're beautiful Oh yeah This is what freedom feels like And iceberg Enter And then plop Movie over

Cut. All right. No surprise. Shire Guy's been cut from the film. Thank God. You know, I've been doing my duolingo maths. Yeah. I'm trying to work my brain.

So check these maths out. Yeah. Quick math. 22 minutes till Alpha bucks. Scra! God, you look at you go. Thank you. When you do duolingo math, what does it do?

Like, does it give you... I have to be fractions yesterday. What a calculator's for? Calculate it. Can I calculate it do fractions? Remember doing long division? Ew. I couldn't do that.

Do they still do that in school, Babs? Long division? Um, I guess. You're the closest to school. You're the last one there. I don't know. I don't really remember. Yeah, she wasn't paying attention that day.

I don't remember what it is. That's bad. Yeah. When would you need it? I think, I think normal division would be like 12 divided by four. Yeah. Equals three. Long division would be like 210 divided by 47.

The numbers are just bigger. I think so. That's the way you work. We used to write it out. I'm not up to that on duolingo math, guys. I'll get there. Yeah, get there. Sorry.

Anyway, 22 minutes still. Oh, yeah, good. Now 21. Oh, here we go. We're ticking away. Yeah, so obviously, at the back end of it last week, I had Thursday Friday off. I had the, we were away, then I had the Bucks, came back to the Bucks. And I shot up to work Monday or Wednesday.

And I was very proud of it. I went, look at the self-control that our friend Ducco has displayed because usually you go all in. Yeah. And look, now you're in your mid-30s, you write yourself off. Yeah. This time, I thought, it was different. I was better, but I had been sick leading into it. And I did wash down my last antibiotic with beer on the box.

So in my head, I was like, oh, I'm protecting myself. But really, I think I was, you know. I've had the whole course of antibiotics. Look at me go. I'm a superhuman. I don't know what I got. Obviously, some form of flu, a bit of illness. I crashed hard last week.

It was, it was like a throat infection as well. I was just fatigued. And throat, we need our throats. Well, then I couldn't speak because my throat started flaring up. And I've had some PTSD from throat stuff in the past. So I was on red alert. I called my boss. And he's like, all right, boss is like, take the day off.

I said to Morgan, I need to just not speak. Morgan's like, great, don't speak. Don't speak for like 24 hours. I can gangle. I can do a salt, bloody inhale. But at the end of the day, rest is the only thing that's going to help this. But then Morgan had zero sympathy to me because she was thinking it was from the Bucks. I was like, no, no, no.

This isn't, let's not isolate Bucks party with this, okay? It didn't help. I mean, the Cuddle pillow not being there certainly didn't help, but and the lack of sleep. I was all out of alignment. Yeah, everything was wrong. My back is sore. Your hip bones connected to your vocal cords and when they're out of whack. That's how it works.

So she didn't have much sympathy for me, but she knew that I couldn't speak. She understands this. But the reality of not being able to speak at home when you have a wife on maternity leave, who's a nurse, and then a four-month-old child who only wants attention and you to make sounds at her. I know, because you can't communicate with them other than maybe sing songs, make funny noises, read books. So she'd be in front of me and I would just be making faces. And eventually she'd smile and then just sort of stop and be like, you are so boring. Like, what are you doing? Do something.

You're quite an expressive person. You've gone against your mother's advice and not gotten Botox. She really wants me to get the talks. But there's only so many funny faces. You can pull at a kid before she's like, sing for me, monkey. The fake sneeze, the tongue out. Then she was kind of, you could tell she started looking over at mummy being like, I'm bored with this guy.

What's he doing? Why is it on mute? Where's the unmute? Do something. And then Morgan would get annoyed at me for not entertaining Flo well enough because Flo wasn't liking what I was putting down. But then she was doing, she was asking me questions. Like, she'd be, like, asking me questions that didn't have a yes or no answer.

And I was, it was like, I can't, I'll be pointing. She's like, just, what do you need to do? And I was like, Morgan, I'm not meant to be speaking. Then she'd be annoyed at me for saying that I'm not meant to be speaking when I could have spoken those things that she wanted me to say. To be fair to her, that's exactly how I would react to instead of using up your words on that sentence, why don't you just tell me what you want for freaking dinner. Oh, I'm sure it was a really restful, peaceful, peaceful couple of days.

I was sitting on the couch with like my ginger tea. And she's like, well, have you learned about box parties? Have you learned your lesson? And I'm just there suddenly like nodding. I'm going to text you an essay coming up. I know we talk often about how wide the generational divide feels in modern times. From boomers to us, us to Gen Z to Alpha. Us to our kids.

I know yours is still a baby. Mine's still toddler. But it makes me very nervous how far away it feels the way we communicate our technology, the way the world is working. Gen Z are doing the most to breach that generational divide, Ducko. We've touched on one element in the past, how they're all sitting around at dinner. Their food comes out. They don't whip out the iPhones for the photo shoot, no. They're back using the Sony Cybershot, Digi-Cams.

They're taking them out clubbing with them. The dig-cams are a funny one. The dig-cams? What did you say about them the other day? Babs that you love them? Yeah, I have one. And I take it out because it's just better. Like, the quality of the photo is different.

They're different. It's going to say, the quality's not better. It's not better than an iPhone, surely. It's not better, but it gives off a funer vibe. I don't know how to describe it. Did you write this article? Gen Zia interviewed insists the Digi-Cam, from 2007 specifically, gives off a certain vibe that something like the iPhone just cannot produce.

It's funny seeing them out of the wild. I'm like, what? It's because it's a bit more grainy and it's not as clear. Yeah. It's kind of like, we had a sick night. Look back in these mems. Is there an element bad? Remember taking a digicams to like a part?

Are you having a paddock in, like, 2006? Well, you were a Sony Cybershot kid? I was a Canonixist kid. I was in the photos. I didn't really take them. Fair enough. You look back on those photos. You don't want a copy of them.

Do you know what? To be very gendered, I don't remember boys whipping out the dig cam. It feels like you had your clutch bag. And we'd pull out our digicams. And even getting ready with my girlfriends, it was, who's got the camera? You only needed one per group, or six of you don't need to bring it. And there'd be 500 photos from the night. This is what?

So they're bringing that back. They bring back. I've seen the flip phones are coming back. Flip phone summer. Yeah. One TikToker has declared on TikTok. Oh my God. I was going to say Facebook.

Jesus. See, you've turned 70. She wrote, it's an unplugged summer. Obviously, this is obviously in the States, but as we touched on even earlier this show, we follow everything that they do. It'll get to here. I don't think we say it's an unplugged winter.

People aren't going out as much. This one chick admitted to spending 13 hours on her phone. She's like, I needed to do something drastic because my brain's turning to mush. Yeah, yeah. So if I can at least eliminate my phone as a camera and just have a flip phone for communication, my digicam for photos.

Vinyl, obviously trending again. Viles are big, yep. This is what I don't understand, Ducco. They're trying to bring back cassettes. Casset players. Cossets, which means you need the cassette player to listen to the music that you buy off. Can you even buy a cassette?

Yeah, I used to sell them when I worked at the record store. And people are actually still buying. And I've seen, like, headphones are coming back in instead of like the wireless or the Bluetooth. Like genuinely plugged in. So now to be cool, you need to be wearing a really baggy clothes, walking down a street with a cassette player pumping. With new balance, aren't they trying to get new balance cool?

With a new balance, at a Motorola razor. Oh, oh, Blackberry even. People are flocking to Facebook marketplace and eBay. I thought Blackberries genuinely weren't a great piece of tech. That's why they kind of got phased out and died. Well, you know, I did all my meetings on Blackberries for a while there, but I had to upgrade. It just wasn't working out. But you're also a millennial.

We get sucked in with all the tech advances, whereas the Gen Z is they're going, nah, nah, that's cool. I went out to dinner the other day with a girlfriend who didn't know what a VHS was and she's only three years younger than me but Gen Z are now trying to bring back cassettes, vinals and VHS. What?

It doesn't make sense. Will you be jumping on the unplug summer then, Babs? No, I can't do my 2pm TikTok scroll on a flip phone. Ah, okay. But she's an older Gen Z. Do you know what I mean? Whereas I think some of these ones are... You know what?

Still slaps. Snake. Nothing is better than Snake on a Nokia 32nd. Have you played Snake on the iPhone? And surely there is a modern version. Oh, I've not played it. I can't imagine it's good, though. It wouldn't be as nice.

It'd be too quick. You don't know the game's snake? No. Yes, you're having us on. You know the phone game? It's literally a snake going around a square box trying to eat the food. And when you eat the food, the snake gets bigger. And then you've got to avoid hitting yourself.

But on your Nokia, see, but this is the issue. How do you even explain it? On an iPhone, the screen is so big. And it'd actually take your ages, whereas the jeopardy on your Nokia screen. Once your snake got long, you're running out. The snake's going to bump into himself. You know, Babs will. come in in like four months and be like, have you guys

played a snake? Have you guys heard of snake? Yeah, yeah. And the black bearers? It's a... Turn in love. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's

10K Alfa Bucks on hit. 30 seconds. Answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back, of course. If there is time, now we are playing for $10,000.

Our player today, Stell. Well, here he is. Hang on a minute. Hang on a minute. We got him. God, he's kept us waiting long enough. We go to Sam. Hello, Sam.

Hello, mate. How are you? Oh, good, dear. Hey, where you've been all our lives, Sam? Why have you been holding out on us? I've been trying to get three years. Just you couldn't pick me. Oh, yeah.

Well, today's your day. Today's the day. What is the day? So the 26th of August is your day, Sam. I hope so, ducko. What do you want to do with 10 grand? I've got some rentos going on. So a bit of landscaping.

It will help along there. All right. I love that for you. And landscapeing ads up, you know what I mean? Absolutely. Turf ain't cheap. Hey man, you just put some nice lollipops in your backyard. Yeah, it didn't even work.

Oh, jeez. They did not take, Sam. My natives didn't take. Well, great segue, ducco. Yeah. Perfect. Sam, your letters N. N for natives.

All right. Might look at putting a wattle in there. Oh, yeah. Are you ready to rock? I am ready. Okay, Sammy. Your time will start after the first question. I have a great feeling about this.

Do you? Don't jinx it. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Starting with the letter N, Sam. We need you to name. A fruit. A past. A technology brand.

Pass. A gaming console. Nintendo. An ocean animal. Pass. A four-letter word. Noon. A country.

Norway. A periodic element. A verb. A verb. Pass A movie A An NRL player

A fruit Going for Hindy Deep cut That was rubbish Look I had a good feeling And we passed on the first three It wasn't a good start

No That's probably what let you off But we had four In the end Let's go through them A fruit could be the nectarine A technology brand We're just speaking about

The Nokia before An Ocean Animal The narwhal or Shargo's favorite, the needlefish. He loves a needlefish. A periodic element, nitrogen. A verb could have been nibble. One of my favorite verbs, actually. You love a nibble of an elbow.

That's a little nibble. Judge me for sucking toes, but your nibble and elbows is left right. Me and Sam, is that right, Sammy? Yep, we'll get into it. I'll take a couple of elbow boys. Yeah. That has got a new podcast written all over it. The nibble.

The nibblers. The nibblers. Anyway. Sam, for you, my nibble friend, I give you $100 to spend at Woolworth. That's all yours. Oh, thank you, mate. Think of all the things you could nibble on. Oh, we can nibble on some fruit.

Just don't nibble in the shop, though. You know the thing when you eat food when you're walking through bullies and you feel guilty? Only old people can get away. We're taking the whole grapes and eating them just while they walk. Thanks for playing, Sam. Great to chat. Thanks, mate. See ya.

We are. We do play again tomorrow, 630 and 8. Absolutely. But up next, more chance to get involved in the show to win the call of fame. You've got to get that voice on air to be in with a chance. I reveal a lot about myself on. this show. Yeah.

Sometimes almost unknowingly. Yeah. You know? This is something that I was not going to speak about. It happened to me a couple weeks ago. I was not going to speak about it, even though I knew it would be fun to speak about it. And my wife was like, don't speak about it. I'm going to speak about it.

I'm in. Have you been told off as an adult? Have you been in trouble? Like, as a grown adult? You are a naughty boy, but I've never heard of you being like told off. off. This is just sat with me. So obviously a couple weeks ago, we're in New Zealand.

And I have this, I don't know, you never lose it as a guy, I think, being able to we outside. You know what I mean? You have this, it's easy to do for us. So I think I slip into the, I can just sort of do it any place, any time, if need be, okay? We need the Shiwi. And if you don't have it on you, it's difficult to do a Bushway. So you having that ability, I appreciate you. You're like, I'm going up.

going to do it. Take advantage of this biology. And I think I'd never really thought much of it. I've always just thought, like, it's a thing you can do. And, you know, we're driving in New Zealand. We've been driving there for a couple of hours. We had to pull over. There was like a nice, quaint little cafe. And a rest stop.

And so we pulled over, and I was like, I'll go and get you a coffee to my wife. She was sort of waking up. Flood the daughter. And I was like, I'm just going to go to the toilet. I'm like, I'm like busting right now. Redlining. You know, my brain, you know, when you're really busting, you're not thinking anything else.

All you can do is, you know, you're holding, you're closing your legs. I didn't realize that there was a public toilet, sort of right near where I parked. I mean, it's a pretty common at a rest stop. I know, but this was like, there was like a cafe and a quaint little store. And I also didn't know that it was family run. And then I've run to the cafe and I hadn't seen a toilet because obviously it's behind me. And I'm, where's the toilet? I was sort of running around and there's a cue didn't want to ask everyone.

I hate asking about a bathroom. It just feels, I don't know why. I don't know why hate it. Make the signage more obvious. And they're walking. a sign. That's the thing. I saw the sign. But the sign was pointing to an arrow left, but it didn't, it was just, it was wrong signage. Okay. And so I've gone, you know what, we're sort of in the middle of nowhere. I'll duck around the back of the house. Once again, I didn't know it was

family owned. I've ducked around the back and it's private. I've sort of, like, it was like a knee height fence that I've jumped over. Oh, so you've, okay. Well, I've stepped over, not even jump. You know what I can't jump that hard. But there was a fence. Yeah, yeah, there's a little fence. I'm like just pulling over on the side of the road. Yeah, yeah. Like it was someone's property. This is clearly man-made. Correct, yeah. And I'm then just going, feeling very relieved,

and this guy pulls up, this gruff Kiwi pulls up with a big beard in his youth. And I see him coming, I'm thinking, oh, it's going to be a bit awkward. I'll just sort of, you know, finish up now thinking he's not going to think much of or whatever.

You thinking maybe he needs to do wee-wee-wee-too. Well, he was driving behind because it was also like a little car park. And I don't know, I was just, oh, this would be a bit awkward, but I didn't think much of it. He gets out of the car and he opens his window and he like, leans his head out, and he goes, you, rude, bastard.

You've got your Johnson out. You're midstream. And I was like, oh, sorry, man, I need to go to a toilet. He goes, there is a toilet, 20 metres that way. And I was like, I couldn't see it. He's like, it's literally over there. He goes, this is my house. That's our water supply that you're weeing near.

Near. Near, I wasn't on. It wasn't on. I was a couple of meters away. It's trickling in. It's a couple of, hey, it's all hydrated. You've contaminated his family's water supply. It has sat with me.

His face, popping out of the car saying, you rude, bastard. it will come, that'll haunt me until the day I die. And it was at that point where I was like, 34 years old, I have a daughter in the car and my wife waiting for me. I'm too old to be getting told off the bushwing in someone's house. I'm trespassing? Yep.

I'm pubble urination? Didn't you see the fence there? And I was like, oh, mate, I'm sorry. I was like, look, man, I'm really sorry. I wasn't thinking. He's like, didn't you see that little fence? You're like, I did have to climb over that giant fence. I needed a ladder for that.

I was like, I'm really sorry, mate. His sheep are there bleating at you with absolute judgment? Well, it was like the cop, then I looked around. And I realized in my, when I was clear, of clear mind, that it was very much a busy but family run, little house that they ran an antique shop and a cafe next door. With shocking signage. Horrible signage, can I just add. So I was like, look, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

And he's just like, how could you? He's just shaking his head at me. And I just had to do the awkward thing where I just turned around and walked away. And I was like, well, I can't get a coffee now. I got back in the car. So you're not even giving his family any money to continue running the rest. I was like, we've got to go. Morgan's like what?

I was like, we're going to go. She's like, what happened? I was like, we just couldn't get out of here. You just drive away. That's not even, I'm not mad, I'm disappointed. He was mad and disappointed. You rude, bastard. And I was like, that was rude.

What I just did was so rude. It was just rude. I just felt rude. I have no, I have no justification. I was so embarrassed about it. I was driving for the next like half an hour, just like holding the steering. We were like shaking my head up myself. I see why he didn't want to bring this to the show.

Yeah. It's an ugly side of you. My rudeness. I just like it. Iwees think they're better than us. Well, totally. But it made me go, am I too old for the bushway? Oh, no.

You're going to have to start carrying a Gatorade bottle at all the place. But when have you been told? You must have felt so immature and childlike. And I got back into the carous for my child and I was like, man, when will I grow up? Like, I'm in charge of raising her now and I'm not even a grown-up. When will I grow up? Where do I get off? Anyway, where have you been told off as an adult?

Let's make him feel a bit better. Yeah. I mean, it's never happened to me because I'm a mature, responsible grown-up. Yeah, surely you've been told off by someone, like something like a little insult really cut through. Absolutely. Really hit you in the fields. You know, I can see in-laws telling you off a bit. 13-1060.

Has these happened to you? Yeah. How long you've been living with the shame? Were you a rude bastard? Were you a rude bastard? Jess and Ducko. 131060, have you been told off as an adult? 34 years old.

Ducco getting told off, getting his wheelie out where it's not wanted. In someone's backyard, being next to their water supply. It's sort of like a family kind of like antique shop slash cafe in New Zealand somewhere. Been driving for a lot. With shocking signage for the toilets. Bad signage. I was busting. I didn't know.

I went over a little fence and some guy came back and called me a rude bastard. The Cajonnes on this guy. Like, obviously he was in the right, you were in the wrong. But in this day and age, I go, I've actually tried to tell. someone off, like I was the flip side, a guy cunning line in front of me, and I did that whole oh, no worries, it's not like there's a cue to my partner. And he turned around and was like,

all right, go in front of me then. So he and I was like, and shrunk. So to actually have this, to come out of your car and do it. To go with you. And it wasn't as if he was ever going to start a fight. He was just so gobsmacked. He was so disappointed. At the rudeness of me. And then I felt so rude. I've thought about it ever since. He's probably

thinking about you too. Oh, yeah. He's totally his family. Every glass of water I'm poor for my kid. That might have that Aussie tourist urine. It was so dirty. I did nothing for this country when I was over there. I'm so sorry. We go to Michael on 13, 1060. Michael, you got a similar story

to me. Yes, I was probably like 21. I had a couple 19 year old mates and more catching a bus into town. And a couple of young fellas were drinking on the bus and they ended up getting a fine. And I laughed at them. And then long story short, I got into town by

time I got into town. I was busing and go to the toilet, got off the bus. Me and a mate both got off the bus. The next second, unmarked police car, decided to pull up next to us, and I tried to quickly put it away and walk away, and they got me, and my mate, the little shit that he is, kept going, and they said, excuse me,

and he goes, I know, I'm going to get a fine, so I'm going to finish. Smart from him. Well, I'm halfway. The fine's coming. Nothing's worse than stopping the hose halfway through. Oh, public urination on your record, Michael. Fantastic. It's such a bad fine to get public urination as well.

I know. If I just picked a different tree, I may have obscured me better. Oh, Andrew, good morning. Good morning, guys. How are you? Yeah, top of the world. Well, I'm fantastic. Ducko's feeling very chastised.

When have you been told off as an adult? So I've got a five-year-old, but she wasn't with me at the time. I pulled up at Westfields, and I couldn't find a park. But do you know how there's parks for crams? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I went, oh, well, I'm only going to go in to get some lunch. I'll be quick.

I'll just pull in there, so I pulled in there because I've got a car seat in the car, and sure enough, I hopped out and started walking, and the mother behind me realized I didn't have a little one with me, and tore shreds. Oh, Andrew, sorry, was she a pedestrian at this point? Or was she in a car, like she'd been looking for a park as well? No, she'd been looking for a park. Oh, no.

No. You can't say. There's nothing to say. What did you do? Uh, well, I, I kind of just went, uh, um, I'm picking, picking them up. Yeah, yeah. And you just, you feel so bad about yourself as a person in society. Because unlike the public urination one where you genuinely, it's criminal and, like, it's not illegal.

It's not illegal to park in the pram parking, but it's a judge. It's a moral. It's a testament of being a good person or it's like returning the trolley or not. Oh, so it's like being called out for that. Being caught, being parking in a disabled car park. Yeah. And then that happened like, yeah, it's not good.

It's not good. Tarnie, good morning. Good morning. What have you been told off as an adult, you're naughty girl? So I get told off a lot for speaking before I think. And while I was at work one day, I got told off my boss at a client that was quite cranky. He was coming in and he was in a wheelchair.

So I was obviously on the lookout for him. He came. I opened the door for him, held the door open for him. And without even thinking, I said, take a seat. They won't be too long. and the client was like started pissing himself laughing like he was in great spirits it was amazing because I felt horrible yeah he liked it he thought it was hilarious my work did not and then he actually came back in with flowers to thank me for making his day because he thought

it was that hilarious and I oh there you go much trouble at work he thought you were doing gear like you were just having a joke and you just went for it yeah I don't think your bloke who yelled at you for peeing on his property It's going to turn around with flowers or anything anytime soon. I didn't even buy a flat white from him. Somber, 12 for 12. Hit breakfast, Jess and Ducko with you. They dropped a new album on Friday, didn't they?

Well, he, somber. Yes, he did. Babs went home and listened to it right away. Album Babs, review quickly. Very good. There you go. Thank you, Babs. Thank you, Babs.

It's raining. Thank you, Ali. If I had done that, you would have stung me so hard. Do it. You got the reference. I go. Oh, okay. Well done, Ducko.

That's not nice at all. That's the perfect reference. Done it again. Thanks, mate. Where am I getting my button on this side? We told you it's too dangerous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We struggled getting the buttons on his side to work off the time.

That's true. We won't be trying to fire them off. The whole thing will blow up. Yeah. Here we go. What are you got for us, mate? You're crying over weird things. I am.

It's an emotional time. Yeah. I'm not even expecting my bloody. I was going to say rags You said it I didn't say that I didn't say that Oh it's such an ugly

Do you call it rags babbs No That sounds like an old person Yeah It is Rags is yucky I don't like rags You said it

Yeah I did And I regret it It's not even around That time of the month I'm not sure What's going on hormonally Yeah I think I have an idea

But you go first Then we'll No no no No no Let me get pissed off You know You tell us what you've done And I think I'll

You know more than a month ago we took some time off to professionally develop my family and I went over to the motherland something happened on the journey over Ducko the start of the trip obviously it's a 14-hour leg from here in Australia to our first stop and then another seven to Italy

somewhere in that 24-hour journey we lost my daughter's baby doll she had one baby doll she's obsessed with this thing I don't know where this nurturing side comes out in toddlers. Yeah, it's weird, isn't it? She can't remember when she was a baby, but she would hug this thing, pat this thing,

put it over her shoulder and genuinely look like she was burping it. She loved this baby doll. Her name was Flavia. Now, I'm not sure if because we named her, there was an extra level of affinity, almost like a pet or another member of the family. Maybe it gives her attachment to it. Something like that.

And we would refer to her. Lucia, where is Flavia? Oh, what's Flavia doing today? Does Flavia need a bottle? And she has this toy bottle. Flavis needs a breastfeed, let's go. We lose Flavia. As soon as we...

On the plane? Must have. I don't know. We get off in Milan. We get to the hotel and we're like... That's nightmare fuel. Crap. Where's the thing? Where's the Dolly?

When she notices, it's World War III. Lucky we'd brought every toy under the sun, so she had other things to distract it. But no toys, Flavia. Ducker, you get it. So our first stop in Milan was to find a toy shop. Yeah. Forty-five euros later. Jesus Christ.

I don't know. We found the one toy shop that sold baby dolls and they were so expensive. So we buy another baby doll. So we're right for the rest of the trip. And she's just as obsessed with Gloria. This one's called Gloria. Great names. But three weeks over there.

It's now been about three weeks since we've been back. I cannot stop thinking about Flavia lost somewhere on Qatar Airways. So much so. Well, Flavie is in business. There's worse places to be lost. I wouldn't be that sad for her. She's having bubbles. She's having bubbles.

A whole sweet. She might be in the back of the plane. She's at the front of the plane laughing at the peasants. Champagne with every flight. You actually are making me feel better because all I can think is that maybe she tumbled out of one of our bags and she's deep in the back of the overhead compartment. So maybe when they've cleaned it, they've not... Maybe a little Italian girl found her and picked her up and then took her home.

You know, she's got a new home. She lives in Italy now. Oh my God, that makes me actually feel... You're about to tear up right now. I have sent that many emails to Qatar. No, you have it to try and find Flavia. Because I did lost and found. Did they reply?

Yes, but they have only... No, they reply to those passengers, do they show again? I think it's part of the service. Yeah, it's part of the... On my ticket... Economy, don't care. It's gone, good luck. You want that airport, nah.

For some reason, on my booking, though, on the automated website, it's only logging Doha to Milan fly, and they wrote back saying, we've checked the plane, and we've checked that lost and found collection. Nothing in there. That particular flight on that big T-day. There's nothing there. And I wrote back saying, What about maybe it was Australia to Doha?

Could we have lost it sooner and we didn't realize? I've not heard back, so I just don't know where she ended up. You're saying out of Flavia's whereabouts. I can't stop thinking about it. Lucchia is happy playing with Gloria and I look at that doll and I go, It's not the same. What about your sister? Did she have a moment where she was upset about Flavia?

She didn't even. I think I got over it. I think we replaced it fast enough, I think. She didn't realize and bought Gloria a bunch of clothes. Doll's out for Flavia today. We should have a morning. on air. We should have done a full minute silence for Flavia. Nah, we can't

do a minute's up. Yeah, it'll go into their emergency tank. The Colplay will kick in. Yeah, but yeah. If it's cold play, that is kind of as I said. Either Flavie is in business class. I'm so glad I talked to you about this because I just hasn't made me feel better at all. He's like, who cares? We replaced her and I went. We paid 45 euros for another doll. And this doll is better. Why don't

you care about Flav? But you've made me feel better. Maybe she was adopted. You are getting emotional lately. You're getting triggered by things. I thought I was pretty stoic. But I don't think I am. I'm a You're starting to, yeah, get soft and squishy about things. And what's your theory you were going to share at the top of this conversation? Should I?

Back into the head like a Simpsons, do you. Well, I was thinking, right, since you started getting more emotional, we can correlate it to the time you started going to the gym early. The past fortnight. Yes. So maybe... What's that got to do with the price of fish? I don't know.

Maybe it's wear and tear on the old... You're getting tired? it's pre my muscles are getting bigger but my you're going to the gym before the show now hearts are muscle yeah you're possibly an organ so you're in the gym before the show which you never used to do you would never ever have even looked at that possibility no no no I was very happy to cancel on my friend who was my PT

but something in me went I'm getting old and I'm feeling creaky so to do more work maybe it's something to do with that that's the only thing I can see the change in your routine that has the only thing that's different yeah wow so what are you said should I stop do you like this side of me? I like this fitness era for you, though. Oh, I was going to say the heart on the sleeve era.

No. No, I'm still keen to get you to cry on air. I'm just going to see how far we can push it. You know what can we do? Play that freaking Allian, Dad, man. I reckon I'm this close. Jess and Ducko. Just about done here.

Should I address some of these? Yeah, I mean, it's up to you. I'm not going to. We've got texts on the text line 04, double-eight. I'll start off, double-o-six-line. A lot of people saying Ducko's yelling at me about having Maca's stick shake for breakfast. You can get Maca's thick shakes for breakfast. I said grow up.

People saying they do it. I'm not going to yucky yum. You do that, you do you. Now, to the next one. You don't have to have it. Yeah, I don't have to have it. All right, how dare I, I shouldn't judge you. No, that's one of the pillars of this show.

You do you. And that just means if he doesn't have it, that's more thick shake for you. Exactly. So let him yuck you yum. Yeah. But over to you. I was just sharing how I can't stop thinking about the baby doll we lost. Yeah.

On our three weeks professional development over in Italy, my daughter had a baby doll called Flavia. We lost her. We replaced Flavia with Gloria. I'm going to stop thinking about Flavia. Are you naming these dolls? What gives you that impression? It's so funny. My mum and dad lean in.

They're always asking. How's Flavia? Where's Flavia? Whatever. My in-laws are always like, what's her name again? You can call her Sarah if you want to, but her name is Flavia.

I like Flavia. Flavia's fun. They're lucky. I nearly called her a sunter. But if my dad went, my dad's like, oh, how does Lichia says Sunta? But Angus was the one to go,

I've got to draw the line somewhere. You've got Gianni the dog. Lucia of a kid. You can't have Asunta, the baby dog. He's been pretty lenient with names. A suntar is, oh, that's a great name. Anyway, he said no. We lost Flavia.

I can't stop thinking about it. Qatar has stopped responding to my emails, even though we've lost his face. Yeah, even though you're very important person to them. I just can't stop thinking about this sad little doll. I've watched Toy Story too many times. But a few people saying, oh, you're obviously so emotional because you're up the duff.

Yeah, Jess is pregnant. There's a few pregnant messages coming in. No. Imagine if that's how I told you. Yeah, you got me. Surprise. I teed up at the alley-arms ad. I'm pregnant.

Here I am. No, I don't know if I want a second. Luchase, too much of a handful. The reality is. I'm dealing with Flavia, a Santa Gloria. I've got 15 kids already. Ready does this thing get good. When will she stop screaming at me?

Yeah. Oh, I love it. Anyway, yeah, nah. You'll be the first to know. Well, Ducco will be the first to know. Yeah, me and then maybe Shoggan Babs. And then maybe Shoggan Babs and then boss, Jace, and then we'll come on air.

They'll need to be the whole plan, you know. It's a contract here. You're not that dumb. You took the words right out of my mouth. Hey, it's five-star fly away, though. Your chance to experience a five-star getaway to see the world's biggest artist live, Ed Shearing in New Zealand.

You're listening out for him in the next couple of minutes. Well, after nine, I mean... Well, that is in a couple of minutes. Yeah, yeah, thank you. Could happen any time. Do you do Duolingo maths? Oh, I just had a look at today's. It's really hard.

Okay. I can't believe duolingo maths is a thing. It's a thing. Yeah. Because, you know, I cracked it at duolingo because I wasn't fluent when I went over there. I went, why I'm working so hard on duolingo. Didn't set me up well enough for success.

So to keep training my brain, I'll switch to maths. Yeah. Anyway, let's see if it helps. Got to learn new things. Got to keep that brain working. Yeah, you do. That's how you get stagnant and die. Jigar, anything you want to add to today's program?

Nope. What's the last thing you learnt? Like, you actively went? I want to teach myself a new skill. Um, um, uh, no. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was sorry. Yeah, I learned I play a new PS5 game last night.

I was going to say PlayStation, you know, you do it. Yeah. What I know, don't, boy. That's your version. That's a version of brain training. Totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Babbs what have you learned lately?

Not much. Yeah. Had a clean fish tank. I was going to say maybe. Oh, yeah, you're siphoning out fish water today. That's fun. Our fish, by the way, for everyone who's messaging about those, still getting in on daily with fish texts, they are going well.

They are going well, and we are still workshopping how you can win the honour. To be a fish. To be named one of the fish. We've got some extras in there. Yep. We're working on that. Don't worry. Stick with us.

We've got a huge meeting after knowing today about that. Absolutely. Oh, Duck who's going to swaddle me. I'm going to remember how to do it. I was actually thinking, I can't remember how to swatter. I've got to carve out some time to do that. Yeah. I'm not excited.

I've had to practice on my child before I didn't on you because I haven't swallowed her now in a while. I haven't done it in a long time. I'm excited. I brought in a big sheet. I know you did. You just want to be swaddled. You'll probably cry when I swallow you too.

Oh, the sensitive touch. Will you rock me? I just never docks. It's going to be a great day. Hey, if you missed any of the show, grab the podcast on listening to a Rivigatee podcast. We are out of here. We will. See you tomorrow.

Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. trying to breed or mate with his mother. Jess and Ducko! That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Take a trip to McDonaldland today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs.