Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Where am I gonna get me orgy on?

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

Ducko discovered an issue in the bathroom, Jess wants to bring some main character energy to the show and Producer Babs does a round of Book Tok Bops!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs. This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Welcome everyone to the podcast. Hell of a day. Great day. Great day to be alive, you know.

Do you want to circle back to your parents' 40th really quickly? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. No one remembers this more than you. Your parents, your darling, sweet, gorgeous parents who have given you basically the building blocks for this. wonderful life, you now go on to lead.

I haven't had Billion walks around for about five years. They laid the foundation. They did, yeah, yeah. For you to be the top loke you are, you got to credit someone. Yeah. And I think you got to credit Kate and Chris. Yeah. They give us a lot of great fodder on this show.

They do. They keep that keeps on giving. Provide content. They celebrated 40 years married on the weekend. Good autumn. And you celebrated how? Well, my sister sent a text in the family group chat, and it reminded me. So I also followed up with a text in the family group chat.

So I text your parents also. I didn't even privately text them. I was in a group chat, right? I didn't need Abby to remind me, I knew. Because you mentioned it ages ago that their anniversary was at the end of August. So I can't believe you. I had that down, written down. And your dad said, we are waiting for the surprise party.

You know what would be a great surprise? Doing it like now. Do you know what I mean? You don't have to do it just because it was the weekend. That's a real surprise because they'll think we're not doing anything. He's thinking, I'm not pouring my own money into their surprise party. I just, you know. So on the invitation for my parents, back in June, I did write food like canapes provided

and some dancing, but drinks at bar prices because without my dad's credit card, I am putting the money on the bar tab. That's where he gets hectic. It's out of hand. I'd be like, Dad, I'm going through his surprise party. Can I have your credit card? On the night, you know, I'm chatting with all my family friends and my dad's old colleagues I've not seen in two decades.

And at one point I said to Laz and his wife, can I get you a drink? Thinking in my brain, I just go and say, can I get a red wine and a scorn? watch on the rocks. I go over and I forgot my own fricking rule. So the bartender's gone, cool, that's $35. I'm like,

oopsie. Shit, I don't want to pay for drinks for them. Laz is they're like, what an idiot. What an idiot. What an idiot. He literally at one point went,

no, no, it's all right. I went, no, no, I'm on my way. I'll get it. Lazz is going, cheese, she's generous. Yeah, yeah. Damn it. Lazz is like, does she want to fuck me?

Hold on honey. All right. I'll just go over Jess for a bit. Lazz, one of the great mownable names. Lazz, I'm not sure. It's obviously short for something. Larry?

Lazarus. It might be Lazarus. No, he's ethnic. I don't think it's Larry. If I'd say I'd call him Lazarus. You don't see too many Lazarus getting about. You don't see too many Lazars. I reckon it's great.

You don't see too many Zeds. My nephew's middle name is Larry because it's Jack Larry Barry and my sister did it just for a piss take. And they call him Laza. Lazzar is, you know what's funny? Because Lazz to me feels very ethnic and it's like your name has 14 syllables. Yeah, yeah.

But Laza. That is a good Aussie nickname. It is a good Aussie nickname. Florence has actually quite a sentimental middle name. Yes. But if you have another child, will you do the joke middle name? I want to, because if we have another girl, we've already got a name. Okay.

First name. And I keep putting out this middle name that rhymes. And Morgan's like, no. You got it. The middle name's a joke. You know, I was trying to go, speaking to las. I tried to get lasagna as the middle name. I know you did.

But too many Italians over in Italy were like, she'll be made fun of. So we got the next best thing. Even in the motherland. Even the Italian, and like, yeah, you're idiot. But to be honest, I keep thinking now we've given Lucia a food-based middle name. And also, Margarita, fucking tough to spell, mate. Like, Jesus. I would never get that right.

You know what? At risk of getting hacked. I use Margarita in a lot of my passwords and even I fuck it up a lot. There's a H in there. There's a H. Where's the hay? After the G. Margarita.

Yeah. Because it's not the cocktail, it's the pizza. When you're dyslexic, it is like, it is a. I think about that word and it gives me shivers. Sorry, how many times have you gone to write Lucia Margarita? Sometimes I do and I can't. You know what I mean? Let me try it right now.

Quickly. Margarita. It said, it corrected to mate the tag. Yeah, see, I've changed my keyboard to be Italian and English. So it does accept Margarita when I do write it out. It doesn't flag it as incorrect. It's hard as well. M-A-G-H. M-R-G-H.

M-R-G-H. M-A-R-G-H, M-A-R-I-H-H-H-I-T-A-R-I-T-A-R-I-T-H-E-R-I-T-R-E-H-R-I-T-R-E-R-R-E-R-R-E-R-R-E-R-R-E-R-R-E-R-R-E-R-R-A-R-T-R-R-A-R-R-A-R-R-R-A-R-R-W. Fuck, yeah, please call your middle, your next child, Hawaiian. Do you know how to say pineapple in Italian? Why would you? How. Ananas.

Maybe I do anan-A-A-N-A-S. It is. Ananas. Unanas. Yes. Do that. Nunanas. Eh?

Ham. Do you have a name for a second child if you do? Yeah, I've got a girl's name. Okay. Ananas. Yeah. Gloria. What's your name?

Ananas. What is your mum like? I told Babs this the other day and she... Actually, no, Angus not going to like. I'll take off here. Oh, damn. I can't do it. What a tease.

I'm so excited. He won't. He won't like me. And this is off off podcast. This is off Broadway. This is like off the side. This is for our podcast podcast. Even that.

I don't know. Anyway, un and us is up the list. Do that. That's up the list. Yes, it is. Can you say what your... Nah, you can't. Is that with that give away?

I'm locking away the name because I told everyone what Flo was going to be called ahead of the time, me and Morgan did. And did they give you their opinion? No, everyone always liked the name, but then it would just ruin the surprise. Yeah, fair. So now I've got a surprise for a boy name and a girl name. Yep. I can't wait for you to...

If it's a boy, God, it'll be worth it just to let you guys know the name. I haven't got any boy's names on a list. So how this? My mate just had twins on the weekend. God bless RIP. Not RIP. Rest and peace. Yeah, twins.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. That's not their names. Yes, 100%. I mean, like twins, beautiful, but also, good luck, sir. Absolutely. I'm with you.

He called one of them. I was initially... Is it a boy and a girl? Boy, two boys. Oh, two boys. Oh, Jesus Christ. I was initially going to call our son if we had one, Cooper. We're not anymore.

Okay. They call one of their twins, Cooper. But luckily, we're very pivoted, but I was like, could you imagine that? That'd have been so annoying. It's funny. growing up, that was my brother's always been so paternal. Cooper was always on his list. Coupes.

Coops is a cool name. Yeah. Names that could also be surnames, I think generally pretty good. Pretty good names. Yeah, Hunter. Hunter. Hunter's cool name. Hunter's a cool name. Dallas is a cool name. Morgan doesn't like it, but Dallas is cool, I thought. And it's funny, do you now think about matching or at least being on the same vibe as Florence?

You wait till like, if we have a girl, fuck me, yes. Is it another city? It's, no, no. It's, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it in the realm? It's in the realm. Okay. Oh shit,

I'm excited. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a feeling all my five embryos that are left will be female. We'll be female. Just the strongest. Yeah, yeah. I said to Angus the other day, if we have a boy, one, we have no boys' names, but should it be an Italian name? Like, we can't have a Gianni as the dog, Lucia.

Lucia as our firstborn and then freaking. Greg. Greg. I used Graham as the example. And he went, when would we ever fucking call a kid Graham? Does I have a boy's name that he likes that's like not ethnic? So we had Fox. remember, but then our stupid friend ruined it

because his nickname is Foxtel. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so Fox is ruined, but it has to be Italian-y, right? What's a, like, what do you can't call it? Macalangelo? Yeah. Donatello. Giuseppe. Do you can't? I don't know. See, I feel like for a girl, it's cute, for a guy, it's a bit like, you know what?

It's a bit, it's a bit, woggy. You'll call him Graham, and he'll come out looking so ethnic. And Lucia's Lucia, who looks Australian. You're like, oh, we should have swapped these. It's never too late to change your kid's name. I agree. But yeah, what do you think? Like, can two of the children be Italian and one nod. We've got to have some

nod to the Aussie heritage. Well, they've got the surname Harper and frickin' blonde hair and blue eyes. I mean, look, that's it. That's one for you two to navigate. It is, isn't it? What does Angus want to do? Well, we just don't have any boys' names. So he's like, I guess... Bois names are hard. Boy's names are hard. What about Brenton? I don't love. The N-T. Don't love.

Yeah. What about Luke? That's a bit wet for me. Would you go? I don't like Luke. You call me duck. What about Nick? I just know so many, Nick. Yeah, there's too many. Because you know what's funny? I don't hate, because Nick actually is a Greek name.

Like, I think Nick, like Nick or Nick, do you know what my second favorite boy's name is? Dimitri. But that's kind of Russian. That to me is like underbelly vibe. Yeah. And actually, Dimitri is a Greek name as well. You know our friends Evan and James. James's real name is Dimitri.

Ozzy. Anyway. A Greek. Oh, yeah, how it is. It's Aussie. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, boys names are hard. They are tough.

They are hard ones. And you know so many people with names. And when your middle name's going to be Caprachoza, it's hard. Or anus. I think Anus is the frontrunner. Yeah, yeah, Anas is the winner right now. I think so. I love mine.

And it's multi-gendered, I feel. It's beauty sex. Yeah. I can't think of any other boys. Yeah. Also, you're not any time close to having a second. Absolutely. It's a redundant conversation, Ducco.

You are so right. But you do get down the rabbit hole with it. Yeah. Have you thought of kids names, Babs? Because you're so far off from having kids. But have you gone, I like that name. Yeah, I have. but I couldn't even imagine me with a kid.

Do you think you'll have kids in your life? I think I will, but I think I'll be one of those people that... Does one and done? Oh, just puts it off for ever. You'll be like, yeah. Which, yeah. Maybe I'll change my mind, but... I could see you being maternal.

I think I could do it. I'm just like not. I would rather do everything else first, which is really sad. Absolutely. No, not selfish at all. It's actually so smart that you are a complete full person and you feel that before you do that. But I don't hate kids. No, no, no, no.

But it's just like, I don't know. It's just like, I don't know. sounding like you hate you're good kids yeah i'm just like uh yeah maybe one day bring you like you like to but i'm not rushing it yeah if it happens it happens yeah we've got some name ideas when when your kid come around you can have it this you can borrow hours from time to time and just get a little try before you buy it a little feel of it yeah a little feel you know you can have flow or lucia for a weekend love that yeah yeah we're a bit older flow will be you know off the boo-butt then so yeah so your tickets will be i can't provide yeah and she can say you

You're a share house. That'd be fun. We're going to Auntie Bab's house. You're like, please, no. It's so cold. There's a hole in the roof and there's rats. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Stop what you're doing and listen.

You know I got that shit that you like. There's only one show to wake up. I'm not that easy to hang. Yes. And that's the way we like it. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I ain't got to explain.

Ducco. With that. He's got him going and saying, yeah, hi. He's lawless out there online. I used to stick my fingers in the tank at home and let them suck my fingers. Oh, yeah, talk it. This is Jess and Ducco. Whoa.

Okay, we've just got a little dance party here here. Let me crack a glow stick for you, Ducco. Oh, yeah, I got my shirt off. Shy guys been working very. Oh, I love what you're done with your nipples. The paint around there. Hell yeah. These are new.

I want to get these bad boys out early. He's glow. Shireka, show me those chaps. Yes. Shark guy working very hard over the weekend, obviously. We're that audio producer, Doogie. Doogie and Shiake are working very hard over the weekend. I'm doing a good move because we are a raven.

Welcome to Monday, baby. A fresh can of the new week. Obviously, we are here from 6am. In fact, a little bit earlier. I've never actually heard how other radio shows start at 6am. It's one thing to hear it on a podcast, but I've never, for 10 years, I've never heard one live. Yeah, true. I can't imagine anyone's doing this.

I don't think anyone's this upbeat at six. You're driving to your job right now. Just get a can of a red ball. If you've tuned in just now, I assume people are assuming we're on pingers. I'm assuming people think that we're on drugs. I'd like to state it for the record, whilst we have that sort of energy. Shy guy is, though. Or can't speak for shy guy.

Pingers. No, it's too early. Can only speak. So it's too early? No, no. That's why he says no, is it? That's the only reason. reason.

Okay. Well, thank you, shy guy. Thank you. There you go. Thank you. I love it how the boys just made this open. You've been sitting in his audio studio with these lava lamps just going. Yep, this is it.

I like it. Just nodding. Yeah. I heard this new song, came on my new music playlist and I was like, this could work as the... Oh, what is this? It's Black Pink. Oh, yeah.

I can't remember what the song name is. We'll play it in a month. Mate. Maybe. The young ones will be like, these guys are cool. Yeah, yeah. It's called Jump by Black Pink. Okay.

This is sick. Yeah, I like it. It's good track. Um, it's very upbeat, too. Like, I hope you're in the mood, guys. I hope you're in the mood for a good Monday. And if you're not, this will turn things around for you. You might have woken up on the wrong side of the bed.

Maybe you had a rough weekend or at least a rocky Sunday evening. Let's turn it around. Let's flick that switch. Let's do it, baby. Together. Let's do it together. How are you feeling for a Monday? I'm feeling great, actually.

Hosted a good event for the Talk to Me Bro Foundation charity over the weekend. I saw how much. money you collectively raised. Yeah, 100K. Yeah, it was great. To be honest, I wanted to start the show and kind of crowbar in, oh, how was your parents' surprise 40th anniversary party? Oh, the wedding anniversary, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I know he did not. I can't make, I can't, I can't make a joke out of that now when you stayed here. Yeah, I'll see, I'll see working. And I'll see that. I'll see working. We've got

100K. It was good fun. I text your parents. Yeah. Because I, how did you even remember? I didn't remember how did you even know i i love love i love you love any anniversary i text chris and kate and i said happy 40th wedding anniversary to my third favorite set of parents only coming in third behind my own and my in-laws hope it was a special day your dad wrote back and said wow that's more than i did that's actually more than i did your dad wrote back and said tell docco we're waiting for our surprise party thanks for your kind thoughts and your mom said oh jess you're darling my third daughter. Truly, when you gave your parents that surprise party, my parents were like, oh,

oh, I was like, no, no way. Get that out of you yet. Yeah, not a chance. I'll be, and then my sister sent him a text in the morning in the family group chat and I was like, oh yeah, I was like, happy day, mummy and daddy. But I can't make fun of that because you were here. Yes, I was doing charity things. You were doing charity things, so I'm not even going to bring it up. Thank you.

That you didn't even remember or celebrate them. I'm not going to bring it up. Nah, don't. But no, seriously. to you and the 600 people, and I'm assuming baby people getting involved online? Yeah, no, there was auctions, they were signed off. Hey, so that's where I put a bit in on a Taylor Swift item. Let's bring the Rice Cookers into the Jess and Ducko group chat,

obviously with shy guy and babs. It's called Slim Reaper's Angels for anyone who cares. And this is why. At like 11pm, Ducko sends us a text being like, guys, I'll bid on this. And what was it a limited edition? There's a Taylor Swift signed Tortured Poets Department. It's like the stuff we have hanging up at work.

Yeah, albums on her. How much you've been? I put two grand on that. I was drunk. But you didn't win it? No, it went for four. And I called along. When I went to two and a half, I was like, I knew Morgan would love it.

And I was like, ah, this will do it. Not knowing that she'd like, you spent how much? And it was charity, you know? I get swept up too. Someone put four on it. And I was like, well, on the phone or something? You know, when you see those real estate agents with the person on the phone. Trust me, I don't have 4K to just spend.

I was going to bring it here and I was going to frame it and give it to Babs and go, Here you go, but then I actually take it back off of it. Absolutely. It's actually for my wife. But no, I didn't get it. Well, I love that your heart. You were just trying to support the charity. And you did that in your emceeing, I know.

But yeah, congratulations. A hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, it was great. Talk to me very good, great work. So it was good to be part of it. And everyone was, it was a great vibe. Incredible stuff. How was your weekend?

Solid? Yeah. Nothing much too. Shaga, you got too much? No, I just set up some furniture on Saturday and Sunday just stayed in bed most of the day. Oh, do you know what I did? I married some people. Oh, there you go.

Shout out to them, but they're eloping, so I don't think we can talk about it. It's a secret squirrel. Okay, don't say anything. No, I won't say anything. And you had ramen before it too. I'm after. You know, you don't pre-roman.

You don't pre-load. Burping gyo's a breath in their face. You don't know what was that. As your weekend was good, Babs? Yeah, it was good. I became a god mom. Yeah, you baptize a child. Yeah.

Exciting. It is good. You feel more powerful when you become a bugger. I just don't know if I trust Babs for the spiritual and moral guidance. of the youth. Like, what are your credentials, Babbs? Can clean a fish tank.

I'll take it, baby. Well, if little Riley wants to grow up and learn how to do that, you're the godmother for that. Shuck, I'm glad Ducko and Babs bookended that because our weekends, obviously, quite dull. Big show, though. Yes, Alphabark's up for $10,000 we have on the show, of course, booktop bops.

But at Call of Fame, it's a co-fam all the day, drawing it today. Double past to see Tommy Little, plus accommodation at Noah's on the beach. You just get involved any chance you can. Can't wait. Up next, though, we need to talk about Burning Man and the Orgy Dome. No, no, you've been ruffled and just needing to express your feelings.

Good news. Jess and Ducko. We need to talk Burning Man. Now, Burning Man, the famous festival in the desert over in near L.A. That's it, like Nevada? It's near Vegas. Yeah, near Vegas. I was going to say music festival, but it's so much more than music.

It looks very arts and culture. It's a bit of a scene. There's no money. You have to trade in goods. I didn't know that. That's why people bring breast milk and stuff because breast milk's high commodity there. What, for all the gym bros or just for anyone? I mean, people are just doing whatever they want to do in the desert for a couple of days.

A girlfriend of mine has been to a burning man and she was showing us what she was packing for outfits. And let's just say there wasn't much fabric to these outfits. It's very... It's just open and free. One and all, baby. But this year, they had been rattled, a burning. Man with, they've been big dust storms. They've had two of those.

You're going to get those in the desert, aren't you? Yeah, but then they've had floods. So after the dust storm, it became this massive rain, and then it got like completely flooded. This is the edge of tomorrow, or whatever that movie is with the end of days. It's just, it looks... How are they flooding a desert? I know that.

And then the next day it was back on, but you've got to give it to the burners. They waded it out, like so much damage, and they're going to keep moving forward. Mate, Splendor and the grass gets a bit muddy, and everyone freaks out. Burning Man, they're like, we push through. We keep burning. We keep burning. Because you look at Burning Man, there's always like 60-year-old people who've just never kind of chilled out in their life. And you look at them, like, Sesh Gremlins.

And you're like, ooh, what happened to that guy's face? They rise up, just stiff-bodied like a zombie from the desert. 100%. And like, it's Burning Man time. It's another year. They put on there, one of those steampunk goggles. Yep. And they're glow sticks.

I'm back. George's swinging sideways. So one of the most famous attraction to Burning Man. And this is, Babs always talks about this. So we know about it. It's the Orgy Dome. Of course. I've been to a few festivals in my life, Ducko, but Burning Man is the only one.

And then to the Orgy Dome? To the Orgy Dome, and I've not had the pleasure or the privilege. So this is a sad day. Why, what's wrong? The Orgy Dome has been battered by the storms, and they have confirmed that they will not reopen after the structure has been torn down by high winds. Because the Orgy Dome is one of the biggest domes of the tent, right? It's quite large. And these are just like, it's literally just like Marquies when you go camping that they've whacked up.

Absolutely. And they've just been ripped open. and all the circular and love-heart pillows. It's exactly like that. So then how's this? Laslo, the president for the Orgy Dome. Of course. Wait, he's just the president for the Orgy Dome.

Not for Burning Man. No, no. Just for me like, in 2003, Laslo got the Orgy Dome started. And it's been there ever since. He's the founder. CEO president. He's so proud. Laslo's the Sesh Gremlin who comes in. He's like, Orgy Dumb.

You want the Orgy? Where's Lazzlo from? Similar area to Pablo. Nordic, Eastern Europe, Southern America, you name it. Don't ask us to see his passport. Laslo. So since 2003, wow, quick math, 23 years. Nice one.

Duolingo math. 22 years. I'm not going to question it. Don't get Babs to do it either. No, 22 years. She's Googling. This is the end of it. This show is not good at maths.

We all have gaps in our mathematical knowledge. I didn't do me, Duo, yesterday. Anyway, over two decades. So he said, the efforts are underway to cobble enough infrastructure to build a smaller version of our space. However, it's not happening because apparently he tried to build like a little. So this one, I think, can hold like upwards of a hundred people. That's a hell of a dime. There's just, there's just flesh and bodies flying everywhere.

He said, they're just like gym mats on the floor. There's like couches. There's mattresses. There's like blow up mattresses. Sorry, hang on. Never heard a contribution. Sorry, show I guys entered the chat. No, there's photos.

Here he is. We will go, hi, shy guy, answer this question, and you leave us on pause for three minutes. That was the quickest I've said, your brain. Have you got photos out there on it? Show us some photos. Yeah, look at that thing. So it's got like a, it kind of looks like, what do you, it's like a wedding, like cocktail out. Weddings are you.

That looks like the under the D floor at your wedding. There's the mattresses in the floor. Yeah, except for the mattresses. I didn't see that in the Vogue cover, though. Oh, that was there. It was just around the back. That was the recovery shy guy. That didn't get comedy.

I like producer was there. Ducco, that looks like a thing of nightmare. There's just fitted sheets on these thin camping mattresses. And also, can you imagine, Babs pointed this one out, clearly. Can you imagine there's TDs and stuff that'd be running around? The sand. The sand, the dirt? Like, people haven't shouted.

You'd want to hit the orgy tent day one because by day three, you were catching something just from walking in. Is it a burning man like a week long? Yeah, I think it is like a week. You definitely want to get day one or two. Anyway, apparently... They're not changing those sheets? No, they're not, not at all. Laslo had handwritten signs posted

orgy dome closed for the rest of the burn. I'm pretty sure they could have seen that from the dilapidated structure that was not standing in its spot. But could you imagine if you go every year and you just go for the orgy? And you get there and you're like, oh, what? I've come all this way and the dome's gone.

Well, what does this mean? Where do all the orgies flee to now? Because let's be real, Daco, the urge, the need. The longing isn't going to be satisfied. You've got to do it. You've got to do it. Like, imagine if your babzes rocked up and went, what? Meorgie's not on for the whole burn?

Well, where am I going to get me orgy on? What are I going to? So Laslo has his own tent and it fits ten? This feels weird. I don't want to go to Laszlo. People are that hot dog stand going, I guess that'll do. Jess and Ducco. I don't know how you're going to do this, Jaco.

Yeah. But I need you to take me into the air. Yes. Between Bali, Indonesia and Brisbane, Australia. So now we're in Bali, Indonesia. All right, we're leaving Denbussar. We're leaving Dempessar. God, it's been fun.

Why do you have a bodyboard case? Don't worry about it. Don't look in it. Now we're heading to Brise Vegas. Hey, hey. Come on, the family band. This feels a bit too upbeat for this story, Ducko. The flight on Thursday afternoon.

Oh, that'd be a daily service, surely. Yeah, Bali to... Barley to Breezy. Oh, to Briz. Getting some Aussies back home after a big couple of weeks, maybe, on the bin tanks. Yeah. And the Ubud. Yoga retreats.

Riding scooters and cooters. Six hours is all it takes. Is that all it is? Some reason, if it was longer, baby, yeah. I've done that flight. Yeah, I can't remember. Longer, because you hung over and dusty. Dusty at a F.

Yeah. But now as a man with a relatively small bladder, how many times you're in, you need to go wee-wee-wee in a six-hour period? My problem is, if it's where I'm sitting in the flight, if I'm in the middle seat, I need to wear a lot more, and if I'm on the outside, because I feel like I can't. Your body goes, ha-ha. Yeah, yeah.

Clench. Let's go again. Yeah. So I'd go probably six-hour flight. I don't know. Depends how much I'm drinking on the flight. Fair. Two, three times. Three times. Well, I also like to just get up and move around. 100%.

Well, you've got to avoid that deep vein thrombosis. Absolutely. You've got to do your exercises in your seats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My calf raises. You know how I've told you how I'm like traumatized by the drought 20 years ago, so I have really fast showers. Similarly, I saw one infomercial about deep vein thrombosis.

Now, anytime I get on a plane, I'm doing those ankle extensions. and doing my wrist extensions. It's deep-seated trauma. But for the six-hour fly, the passengers board, and it's a Boeing 737, that's a couple of hundred people, right? Yeah, yeah. I know. Airplane. Good on you.

Thank you so much. You get on, and you're informed, one of the bathrooms, out of order. That's not a great way to start your flight. That's annoying, too. Because any issue on a plane makes me nervous. It does. Why isn't that fixed? Could we not have got a plumber in Den Pasar to fix that before we take off?

I would rather engine maintenance than a toilet out. So, when you're on a plane, mate, the toilets are, they're vital. But particularly coming from Bali, right? Oh, yeah. You don't know who's on that plane and what they're suffering, a bit of barley belly. So one toilet of the three available, it's already out of order. Halfway through the journey, for some reason, the remaining two toilets failed completely. Oh, no.

So the pilot has to come on over the, well, no flash. No flash. That's an inaccurate sound effect. Sorry. But a lot of that, people are just letting them rip in the cavern. Yes, the pilot had to come on and say, ladies and gentlemen, I apologize. There is no way in which to relieve yourselves on this flight to Brisbane. There's still four hours to go.

No, four hours. So you'll need to use bottles. They did not. This is a virgin flight. This is a virgin flight. As anyone spoken to Sir Richard, he would be absolutely mortified. Use bottles. Use bottles or just keep going in the toilet, but it won't fly. Oh, just build it up.

So just on top of what already is in the toilet, let's hope we don't overflow. Please put the lid back down. Oh, no. One woman wasn't able to hold it. She's wet herself in the seat. Oh, my goodness. They haven't named her, but they've said elderly woman. Leave her alone.

It's easy, too, for a guy to we in a Gatorade bottle. But for a girl, like, how are you doing that in that seat? But also, do you're cratching. That's not available on a virgin flight. Very true. Unless you brought that on, which. It's just those mini bottles. Which, to be fair, you can't.

You can't bring bottles on. It's an international flight. I have my Yeti, so I can take the top of my Yeti. That's got a big surface area. It's got a big surface area. I couldn't get that. I'm the shy. Here we go.

Sorry. This part. Look at that. That'll even fit shy guy. So when I take that off? Yeah, just. Just. But then are you expected to take the bottle to the toilet?

You can drop it to use for that. And then tip it out. No, just do it. Ah, well, that's a great question. There's no issue with the door. Yeah. But you could go into the cubicle space. The issue is then the smell.

Yeah. A foul smell. And it would be backing up. It would be leaking on the floor. Virgin Australia confirmed the incident and has apologised to those affected. And what they do? They've been credited for the flight. We'll give you a free food voucher on your next flight.

To be fair, the airline said customers would be credited for the flight. Have they been credited for the flight? It constitutes a severe hazard for both crew and passengers. Yes, it does. And that's when people would start arguing hard. Oh, I deserve to go. No, I need to fill it. We've only got one wee left in the toilet.

Oh, my God. Before we tip over the air. Yeah, yeah, it would be chaos. Absolutely. In Bintang singlets. Virgin was one of the fancy ones. Yeah, it was meant to be. I thought they were good too.

I really appreciate Babs putting an image for me. Thank you so much. It's important you see. Absolutely. I feel like I was there on that 737. You have 30 seconds. Jess and ducco in the morning. Jess and ducco's 10K alpha bucks on here.

Top of bucks. You have 30 seconds to answer. 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Perhaps take your first answer, you cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. They are the rules of engagement. But playing for 10K, our player today is Shaila.

Hello, Shaila. Hello, how are you? Oh, Shailer. Does everyone quote the same thing to you in recent times? I think so. I know what you're looking about. What's that? My Shailer.

My Shail. That TikTok audio? I don't know the reference. Is that why you picked Shail? Lababs, because you like those videos? Yeah, that's probably why. Yeah, she's nodding out of it. Yeah, she's nodding.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, Dachow, it hasn't come across your feet yet. No, I need to see that. My Shela. My Shela. Oh, it's viral. Yes, it is. What do you want to spend $10 grand on, Shaila?

Oh, same as everybody probably would. A holiday. Yeah, get out of here. Pay some bills. Yeah. Just life stuff. Do some responsible stuff. And then have some fun, hey?

Inflation. Yeah. I get it. I get it, Shela. All righty, one thing stands between you. And a hell of a good time, Shayla. It's the letter C, C for cash. Okay?

Yep. All right, at your time. We'll start after the first question. You're ready? Yep. Starting with the letter C, we need you to name a chip flavour. Chocolate. An ocean animal.

Pass. An adjective? Poliful. A flower. Pass. A vegetable? A cauliflower. A rom-com.

Fast. An Italian dish. Hey. Oh, I did terrible. Yeah. It wasn't great when you said chocolate. There's nowhere to polish that one. It wasn't great.

But you know what? I did have a question mark over chocolate chip flavor because there could be some hectic experimental chip flavor. flavor out there. But there's also chicken and cheese and, like, there's plenty of cheddar, you know? Cheddar. Yeah.

We can check that, Shagra, because that'll make the difference between her getting a two or three. Okay? And I want to hold her out. An ocean animal could have been the humble crab or the catfish. A flower, a carnation, a rom-com, crazy rich Asians. An Italian dish. A cana-cad-a-cad-cad-a-cabana. We couldn't talk about carbonara more on this program.

Yeah, a bit of Cabanara. Get a caban-a. Any update on the chocolate chip flavor anywhere on the interweb. I'm going to say, no. No, okay, you got yourself too. Thanks, guys. You can hold your head up high, Shayla. 100 bucks, though, to spend all thanks to the episode,

Legends and O'Brien, coming your way. Oh, thank you so much. You're welcome. Thank you. You enjoy that. We had fun, you know? At least we learned. Yeah, we had fun.

Yeah, great. Do you play it again, 8 o'clock for $10,000. Oh, Shailer's mad at you. Yeah, yeah. She's mad at you. Oh, no. She's like, Ducco didn't pay chocolate for chips. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, there's chocolate chips, but it's not the same. It's not the same. You know that's not what we're asking. her out. Yeah, I know you. You're a good man. Up next, so I have an update. It was something we did last week, and I think you're going to be very intrigued. Jess and Ducko. I think it was like Wednesday or Thursday last week. You brought up one of the great fine chats at this very time on 13, 1060. What's the worst thing to come on your face based off the dishwasher opening? That's right. And the steam. If you open a dishwasher as soon as it's

finished, maybe you're like, I'm just going to tick things off my to-do list. Yeah. Oh, my God. That puff of steam is the most disgusting odour. Yeah. And it's right up in your grill. It's the most, it's the worst thing to come on your face. So I was at the gym on Friday, and someone's like, did I hear you guys doing worst thing to come on your face? And everyone's like, what? And someone's like, I heard that too.

And I was like, yeah, yeah, a dishwasher, steam, what do you guys think? And they're like, oh, and someone goes, oh, it's like when you open the oven straight away and it hits you. And I was like, great one. And your eyeballs melt. Yeah, yeah. And your eyeballs, it hurts. Yeah, yeah, it's too hot.

I'm trying to teach my kid, stay away from the oven, hot. And then I do that. And then I do that, what am I doing? Take your own lessons. And then people sort of going around trying to share their ones of experience and everyone's like, oh, yeah, that's a good one, yeah. And then one girl goes, it's like when you flush the toilet, okay, so when you go to flush the toilet, and a bit of the water from the toilet flush hits you. And I was like, yes, there is nothing more annoying than that. And everyone went, what?

What are you talking about? Now, this girl, also short. I was glad to say, what are you and this girl having common, docker? Another girl, who's also shorter than me, was like, yeah, that's happened to me too. And then all the other people who were tall, like our six-foot coaches were like, what? Is she inferring on your face? She said the face. Well, I mean, that was the question we asked.

She's saying on your face. For me, it's the arm, right? And you're saying that now because you're time to think about it. All weekend, I was like, should I? No, don't say face, mate. Pull yourself together. My wife kisses this face. I snuggle my daughter with this face.

Sometimes, and not all toilets, when you flush it, it can, it can, it can, get a bit of spray and it can get you. That's, I think all the toilets in my life are low flow, because I don't get no spray from a tut. None of you have had that? I didn't think I get my support. Sometimes you get like a splash back, but that's pre-flash. Do you mean when you're dropping a juice?

When you're wing. No, from a, like from the plop. Yeah, from the plop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're sitting on the bowl. Yeah. Plop and it's so, it's so heavy. It catapults back up to you.

Everyone can relate to that show. That's a great day. though, you're like, mate, yeah, I've just, I've, yeah, because, not because it's especially, because you're healthy inside. Yeah. You know, like, trust me. Oh, you're saying you need less toilet paper, because you're already half clean. I know that thing's halfway slid down the bowl,

and I'm like, well, we don't really have badees in this country. That's basically you've got a two-in-one. You've bidet yourself. We've got Babs with a gurney. I'm ready. Babs, does this happen to you? I thought I might get some support from the cheap sense. No, it actually has. Yes. Okay, fantastic. You know what I mean. How else can you explain it? It's like a little flick of a splash.

Exactly. How powerful are the toilets in your lives? Well, this is what it got me thinking, because I went home to my toilet at home and it didn't do it. But it certainly happened to me before. Okay, just on the arm. But I want it, yeah, or maybe the chin. But I wanted it on 13, 1060, and can we do a test? Does this happen to you?

Has it happened to you? And how tall are you? I love it. You know? I love it. Because Babs, I'm tall than Babs, so, you know, she's not by life. Well, you know, she's still. And I'm not that much taller than you.

No, you're not even tall than me. So there's obviously a fine threshold. Whenever we do team photos, I tower over you two, you know? It's only because you got high hair and you wear pinstripes. It's an optical illusion. I know how to, I know how to do it. You know how to work your angle. Babs has her clerks on that are like 45 inches long.

They are a, they are a thick platform. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So 13, 1060. It's a safe space. And it could when you're the Tommy Little tick. Hey, maybe Tommy Little, maybe it's happened to Tommy Little. Oh, yeah.

He's Little. Tommy Piccolo. When you flush the toilet, do you get a, has this happened to you? Can you support us? We'll take arm. Arm, face, whatever. Wherever. Because people were perplexed by this and it was only sub six footers that were experiencing it.

Have experienced some splashback from a flush. Exactly. Not from the plop. Shy guy took us into disgusting territory there. Just from the flush. Yeah, from the flush. All right, let's get to the bottom of this, Ducco. And how tall are you?

We'll do it next. Jess and Ducco. So bear with me in this one. So last week we did on 13, 1060, around this time, about Wednesday, Thursday last week. What's the worst thing to come on your face? Based off the dishwasher opening and the steam hitting you, right? There's nothing more disgusting. There's nothing worse.

We had a big chat, great calls. It then bled into my gym on Friday. Oh, love that they're talking about it, doing the hip thrust. Do you know what I hear you talking about coming up? Did I hear you do for work? Did I hear you talking about worst thing to come on your face? You did so much. Or an educational program.

So what are you talking about over there? Who scripts your shows? Have you heard the show? Not even chat. GPT could script that. But anyway, and someone was giving examples and stuff, like the oven door opening, and we're all going around vibing. And then one of the other girls at the gym, I won't mention her name just because.

Because it's embarrassing. She said, yeah, it's like when you flush the toilet and a bit of water splashes on you. A bit of wee water. A bit of wee water. Forbid poo water. Yeah. And I said, oh, my God, that's a great one. And everyone else was like, what are you two talking about?

And then you looked at each other and realized, ah, we both be little. We're short. And then... You're closer to the bowl. Closer to bowl. My six-foot coach, Tui and James, they were like, what are you talking about? I'm like, okay, just because you're tall.

Because to be fair to Tui and James, maybe it has happened to them, but it's got him in the chest or the growing area that they've not noticed or felt it. But you guys being so, so little, it's copped you in the face. We just copped it. And you can't avoid feeling that on skin.

You can't. You can't not. You can't not. And so I want to put it out there to the team. You and Shire, Shiger and I being quite tall and spelt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have no idea what you're talking about.

But other Shrimpie McGee in here, Babs, can relate. Shrimpy McGee. So you wanted to put it out to your... I knew you'd back me, Babs. Thanks so much. To your fellow sub-6-footers. A couple of tiny peas in a pod, you and me, Babs. A couple of tiny peas in a little pod.

So much room. Sunny, good morning. Good morning. You were quick on the phone, Sunny. Can you relate to this? Have you been splashed in the face by the toilet flush? Yes. Plenty of time.

I knew you a tiny, tiny person like Docco. Well, I'm 5'4 7, so... So tiny. Hey, hey, I love that you've laid with the height. Well, I don't know what you classify as tiny, 5, 7. I think that's normal height, I reckon. I agree with you, Sonny. Yeah, normal to you shrimpies.

So was that happening at your toilet at home? Yeah. Ah, yeah, that's not good. Yeah, it happens. I'll even teach my son. My young son is five-year-old and I tell him, make sure you put the seed down before you flood the point.

That's a valuable lesson. Oh, because a five-year-old about your height is going to experience this. Thank you, Sonny. I appreciate your backing. And you teach your son. Lid down for flush. Someone else said that to me,

but I hate putting a lid down, like to fly. You've got the poo particles. Mackayah, good friend of this show. How are you, brother? I'm doing good. You guys are doing this forward. Good, thank you, Dahl. Now, I'm pretty sure we've talked about your height before.

You're not a shrew for McGee. No, no, five, a little bit over 5-11. Yeah, so let's call it 6'4. Still some 6-foot club, yeah. You're not experiencing this as well, are you? Oh, I am, and it's such a shock, like, especially, like, it's number two, and it's splashed and it hit my leg. Yes.

And I am sick there. No, no lie. I can't move. I'm even talking to myself. I'm like, bro, what just happened? What just happened? You've been attacked. Because you're like, do you have a shower now?

Like, what do I need to do? You need to wet wipe it. Damn straight. I'm jumping in a shower. Yeah. Yeah. See, okay, that's good. I'd say that's one of the taller people that it's happening to.

Yeah, but also, Mackay has had leg. Yeah, he did say leg. You know what I mean? Because he's tall and he's hearing shorts. I'm hearing body, no. I'm hearing body. Kayla, I'm 13, 10, 60. How are you going this morning?

I am great. How are you guys this week? Yeah, pretty good, Kayla. We're trying to get a bit of solidarity for all the little tiny shrimps out there who are getting splashed with their toilet flush. Are you in this exclusive club? Okay, so I have a bit of a double whammy for you guys, I think. Okay.

So I'm five foot three, so I would be in that category. Yep. So we recently, my husband and I went to Thailand. So if you've been to Thailand, there are some places where you can't even flush toilet paper. So you get like a little showerhead bidet thingy on the side. of the wall. Ah, to wash yourself.

To clean yourself. And then you can use toilet paper to, like, dry yourself. And then you, you provided, like, a little bin to the side. Yes. To put your, your clean, white, bummed, toilet paper. It's a process. Absolutely. Yeah.

So, I've never used one of these before. So, uh, the first time I've used it, I have apparently had it the wrong way. And I, like, turned it on and squirted myself straight to face. Fantastic. Followed by the fact that you have to flush the toilet without toilet paper. And I kind of feel a bit protected here in Australia thinking that the toilet paper kind of absorb it. Yeah, that'll absorb it a little bit.

But no, it was, it just, this toilet was violent. It flashed straight into my face. So I had the day plus the toilet. And on top of that, you can't drink unfiltered. of water in Palette. Oh, absolutely. You've had that. I mean, you shouldn't drink poo water to begin with Kayla,

but even that even so. Kayla, so I'm like in Australia, I can drink mine. Jess and Ducko. What you'll trade. Tell me what you're trade. What you'll trade. And what it says about you. We are getting an expert in these fields to tell us

what your insert choice or lifestyle or hobby says about you. Yep. Today, you've picked it up, trade. Trades. We're in the trades today. Because let's be real, I think we all have a clear idea about the kind of personality that goes into particular trades or how they conduct themselves on the work side and then in

their real lives. But we just blanket for you and me who aren't tradies, we blanket all tradies in the one, but there's different ecosystems within the trade world. There absolutely is. So we need to go to someone who operates in that ecosystem, but let's be real, is a bit above and a little bit of outside the circle for that objective opinion. And we go to the site manager that is Corey. Good morning, Corey.

Good morning. Let's be real, be honest. What are you currently wearing and do you have steel cap shoes on? I do, yep. Steel caps, hi-vis. You got the full kit and caboodle. That checks out for me, Duck. I'm ready to trust Corey's opinion.

I don't know where or what for, but I certify it. To be honest, I was like, we need someone in construction. And Bab said he's a site manager. I said, I don't know what the difference is. Yeah. So are you in charge of all the trades? I am. I am, yes.

Okay. So you've dealt with all of them. Yeah. Yes. The good bad and the ugly. Yeah, great. Well, let's find out which is which. Let's start from the top, the big one, chippies.

What does it say about you being a chippy? Yeah, they're in the godlike tier for me. Yeah. Especially the chippies I can do it from start to finish. Okay. So the holistic approach, they're doing it all. Even, like, I feel like the apprentice chippies are always the ones that getting, like, hazed and, you know, screwed around with. But no, you're saying they're the God tier of the trades.

Oh, they're definitely the qualified ones. You are right about the apprentices, though. Yeah, yeah, it is. They've got to pay their chees. All right, let's move down the list. What about the plumbers, Corey? People who choose to spend their time unblocking shitty toilets and are clogged pumps. Calling under houses.

What does it say about you being a plumber? Yeah, also sit in the godlike tier. Surgeons of the industry. Surgeons of the industry. Oh, are they like the, they come at the last minute, they're the high paid guys, high risk, get it done? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Oh, the high risk.

Here am I casting a little bit of judgment because you chose to deal with poopie. Yeah. But Corey, from the inside, he's saying, no, no. And do surgeons and chippies famously get along? Yeah, they're okay. They're okay. I guess they don't really have to step on each other's toes, do they?

Generally finished by the time plumbers get there, the chippies. Okay. Well, I'm interested in this next one because I don't think it's going to mean the godlike tier. Let's go to the Sparky. Yeah, mid-level. Yeah, mid-level. Sort of can you do it yourself?

Can you run cable yourself? Probably. Oh, so you're saying they're not really necessary. We're talking about electricians here, Corey. I wouldn't trust myself to do that job. Plug a couple of wires into a switch. You'll be fine. I mean, I wouldn't trust us to swing a hammer either, Jess.

No, that's very true. I see. So the Sparky, the Chippy is very qualified. The plumber's qualified. No one wants to do the work. But the Sparkies, it's like, oh, mate, I can do this. Corey's saying you can just YouTube it. Yeah, is that what I'm going to do it?

Also quite messy. So that brings them down a peg. Oh, they're messy blokes. They're messy people. Yeah, don't sweep up after themselves. I'm allergic to it, actually. Isn't it so funny. Here am I casting so many dispersions on the plumber with the, you know,

stereotypical bum crack out. They're leaning over. They're around, obviously, the toilets and stuff. Sparkies, mate. This is the messy ones who are coming in. All right, what about this one? And I don't want you to get all, you know, I represent all of Western Europe here, Corey. So be careful what you say.

But what about me mates who are concreters? Yeah, bottom of the food chain. Oh, no. No, they're bottom of the barrel, are they? Yeah. Now, is that because no one wants to do the work? It's hard yak-or or, like, what is it? Yeah, it's very, it's much more an imported job these days.

Yeah, right. What does that mean? Oh, they import it in. Yeah, they import it in, yeah. Oh, I can bring it in, you know. Don't ask you any questions. So. I'm putting, like, concrete up.

plasterer, tyler, bricky. Like, that's all my cousins who do those jobs, Corey. Tyler's are okay. Tylas are okay. Plastering, okay. Okay. But concrete is, it's like, nah. Is that not all the same side of stuff?

No. No, because, like, again, I feel like if you're doing a reno, Jess, you could probably tile. Oh. Corey. So, like, you need them, but you don't need them. A bit of glue and a bit of tie, put the tiles in place, you're saying. Okay.

My husband's going to be very happy you say that because maybe I try and get a bit off this bill. Yeah, yeah, the Renault bill. What about one, Corey, that I believe would be the worst personally. Painters. You're getting high on fumes and you're standing on ladders. That's a tough gig. Oh, the neck to do the roof, the ceiling.

Definitely sniffing too many fumes. Yeah. Yeah. It's another one that you can sort of do yourself. Are they necessary? Well, are they necessary? Because they charge an absolute fortune, Corey. Yeah, I think that you're just paying off their spray gun.

Yeah. spray it, back roll it and job stuff. I reckon the reason they charge much is no one else wants to do it. So they're like, hey man, I'm doing it. And don't you reckon as well, you know, with the 50 types of 50, the 500 dual-lux options for white, they're just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all the same. It's just all the same.

They're the only ones who can get away with it, though. Yeah, 100%. Here's a tip. Just stick to Lexi Concorda. Oh, okay. I've got to write all these words down. Lexconcorder. I already did stick to that, but it's good to let everyone else out there, no.

You and the site manager on the same page. What about one more for Corey? I've got one more. Let's go to the backyard, Corey. Now, I'm a big fan of Jamie Geary. Again, I'll fight you on this one if you say the wrong thing. Landscaper, Gardner's. Yeah, my personal favourite.

Oh, okay. Why is this? I'm a qualified landscaper. Oh, yes, I will. They are. Yeah, personal favourite for me. Okay. But if you were...

Spreads and mulch. Are you being... Yeah. It seems to me like it's hard yak of work landscaping. Yeah, it is. Yeah, absolutely. The hardest. But coming home, I mean, Corey, coming home is the partner of a landscaper.

That one, I think, would tick me off the most because I hate nothing more than dirt under the fingernails. Yeah, if you spoke to my wife, I think she'd agree. Okay, so the partner of landscaper is the most hard done by. Yeah. But the actual landscapers themselves. It's more than mud, the mud on the work uniform. Oh, I see. Trekking that through.

No, it's not a turn on, it's just too much. That's exactly right. Well, there you go. That's fascinating. So basically, chippies and plumbers, you got them, you're set. Everything else you can kind of do. If you're a young person thinking about getting into the trades, well, chipping and plumbers.

Yeah. And I put sparkies in there too. Oh, oh, okay. Oh, you're getting the sparkies back on side now, Aik. I thought I could put a PowerPoint in myself. Yeah. You can do it with a PowerPoint, but if I was starting as a trade, starting out again, they'd be the three I'd go for it.

Okay. People shout your beer at the pub. You heard it here first, Corey. You're probably going to ruffle some feathers of the traders we have listening on the worksites this morning, but we appreciate your time. Yeah, if they want to call me, tell them to call me. Okay.

That's spoken like a true. Call the site manager. Jess and Ducco. On a scale of one to dumb, Ducco. How bad is this idea? I saw it on the internet. You know I'm easily influenced. Something I want to start doing in my everyday life.

Yes. I can see you doing this too, actually, brother. You know, there's a bit of a trend online about main character energy. Oh, yeah. You've seen all that. Babs is the Gen Z of the team. How would you describe having main. character energy.

She's not there. I can see that. It's like, this is me. She's in the toilet, I think. Pardon me. Do you just assume our wonderful team are available for us when the mics turn on? I keep forgetting that you, my direction with all the screens, I can see, Baz and you can't, so she's behind you.

Yeah, I did presume she would be here. She did tell me that she, if we had a song next, so I think she tried to tie in it. She's, um, she's back on out, I reckon. She's doing something. She's doing something. Well, she can hear this right now. So, anyway, main character energy. Well, you're the closest thing.

I know he's talking about. It's like, when you come into a party or you come into a room and you demand the energy and attention. Everyone's like, oh, you're such a main character. Exactly, because I'm pretty sure subsequently there's also sort of side character energy. Like shy guy, huge side character guy. Well, case and point, Babs, no supporting character. Babs is like deep cut side character.

But this is, she comes in for a chap. She's cameo. Yeah, yeah. Here she is. She's in back. Sorry, Baz. What are you up to? Are you all good?

I'm checking her time. machine today. She better dock five minutes because you did not put it before. I told me I had time. Shy guy stitched you up there. That's not my fault. Tate didn't do a long enough song. Don't even worry about it. I don't need you now. Are you all good, though? Yeah, I'm fine. I was on the toilet. Did you wash your hands? You filthy

pig? Yeah, every time I wash my hands. God. Babs doesn't give me main character vibes. Are you? What are you bad? You main or supporting? I'm main always. Get it, Queen. The meme I saw, Ducco, the scenario that has infiltrated

my psyche going, should I start doing this? I like it. It was a tweet, an ex, from a woman in a cafe. And she said, I'm sitting here at my local cafe. It's pretty busy morning. And a guy has just gotten a takeaway, picked it up off the counter, gotten to the door to exit, but turned around to the busy bustling cafe and said, see you, everyone. Have a great day. And walked out. And this woman has tweeted, that is the most main character energy. He does not know the people in this cafe, it might be his local as well, so there's some familiar faces. But if you were sitting there and someone did that, you'd be like,

what a wanker. Oh, see, I reckon me. I hate that guy, but also, I want to be that guy. I would get sucked into, do I know him? See you, buddy. How are you? And then you look around and wave at everyone else? I just.

You probably think he was a fan. Oh, hi. What do you want me to sign? Are you in business class as well? I can't tell. Not to bring up how fit I am these days, but you know I've been going to the gym, pre-show. And there's a part of me every time. There's only about two other people in the place

when I'm leaving. But every time I've gone to go, see you guys. You should. You should do that. They've all got headphones on. You should start doing it. And they're puffing. That might be a good way to dip my toe in the water. Yeah. See you everyone. Let's test this out. I see that as an ultimate power play. Because it's like you've got so much swagger and so much confidence that you just say bidal bunch of random people, people will start questioning if they know you or if you had an interaction. You're living in my story You know what I mean? I just love that energy

We should start trying it at low-key destinations Yes, maybe the early gym is a good one Because it's not a bustling cafe with 25 people So dipping out, I just... I'll do it at a cafe See you guys, every good one, get in my car That says branded ambassador That's that wanker from the radio

Yes, it is So well Jess and Ducco Come on baby, let me grab a book from my show Let me sing all the lines for you You know you gotta pick the melody So you could score a point or two Fultop off

Sonic turd Shy guy She tried really hard on that I was in the recording group with her Lift Babbs lift Lift she never lift Go far out That would have been funny

More auto tune Less auto tune I wish I was in that recording soon Our audio guy Dougie didn't even put headphones on He was like I'll just I'll torture my ears later And you can't tell what he's thinking either It's really scary

You can't, yeah Most of the time I reckon it's dark thoughts Yeah, he's probably like, what? Have you heard what she was laying down? Yeah, I heard the full version too, my God Babbs has grabbed a book off her bookshelf. Well, the workbook shelf, but yeah. Oh, have we already run out of your smart book?

No, I forgot it. Oh, geez, I don't need to say it. Sorry. Once every week on a Monday. So what are you got? Same time and everything. Illusion Babs. Sorry.

This one came from myself. Oh, is it is it? This one's called Love. just in. Yeah, and what's it about? Also, we have a workbook shelf. Yeah, we do. And there's actually some pretty good books on them.

Who puts them up there? There's Iron Man toys. Where is this? It's around the corner here. The pre-tops. I've never seen this? This is in our office? Yeah, and people put books in there.

Well, a lot of these books are from, like, publishers that have sent it to our office. I mean, I read all those, but, yeah. And so then they just get put on the shelf. It is literally opposite the mini kitchen. You've never noticed. Where's the mini kitchen? You drop your plate there every day. So Babs has taken a book off her bookshelf

And she is going to sing a passage from the book In the melody of a song We have to pick it It's a lot harder than it sounds It is for her All right Babs Yeah, no not for you, you're very good at interpreting She doesn't know this book as well

So I feel like it's not going to be as quality No, it's good today Yeah, okay Yeah, ready? He goes to reply But decides against it Oh, he doesn't have to call. Got to it.

Somebody who I used to love. Yes. Good one. Thank you. It was their decides against her. I probably shouldn't have gone straight for the chorus. You're probably like speaking your own language in this game. It's amazing.

Come on, shy guy. Right, second one. Jess, I think you'll get this one. J-Lo, let's get that. Five. I mean, West life. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, sorry.

You did know I felt that way. Zach confirmed, search in my face. I had no idea. I reply. I'm like a bird. I could have missed this from someone I know. So well. He!

Swallows tightly. Come on. He swallows tightly. I'm trying to lie with you. Yeah, Jesus. All right. Keep going. Okay.

Yeah. Is that the chorus? That was the chorus. Do we need to do it again? Yes, please. I'm melting in my mind is I'm walking on sunshine You did it better the second time

Yes Now who you ought to point to there Is that Nullin's void Um yeah Oh you give it to Shaggart Why don't you just give it to me Give it to Shagher to make it interesting Okay sure

Let's point to Shagat All right next one You ready The question hesitates on my tongue Before it burst Three was it because of me I breathe Zach's lips Puts with surprise

He stares down at me Before his brow pockers With confusion Why would it have Anything to do with you? I got caught of the lyrics Which is the book Oh no no no

No no I'll just speak to the story No no The question hesitates On my tongue before it burst Who was it because of me? I don't know. I'm not vibing anything. We played it in breakfast.

Golden Huntrix! No. I got, I got nothing. Can we have a clue? No, I'll just give it up. Okay, it was Birds were a fellow, I'm really out. Yeah, now I hear it, for sure. Absolutely.

God. Oh, this is not been a good game, hasn't it? No, we got one more, though. We got one more. Come on, here we go. Giddy up. Yeah, my thoughts exactly he murders or

should I say Lindsay the business analysis from Newcastle To my chicken To his fingers You know I wasn't Into him It was pretty hard to be

When I couldn't stop Thinking about you Our soft line Jeez I think I know, but I don't know what's cool Actually I do I reply watching you and me getting together I went out a course friend that first

It was named La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Towards the end of you and her Oh jeez Is it Matt Fox 20? Yes it is MacLock's 20 No it's push It's to a round

Shout out for Brian Gosley. Yes. From the Mali movie. Jesus Christ. Is that called push? Push, yeah. That's quite I will. This is what I'm not when I want to cry.

But I'm naked at home. Why in here? Why are you naked? Why not? It's my house. Jess and Ducko. Mentioned it earlier in the show, but on Saturday night I was fortunate enough to emcee the Talk to Me Bro Foundation's

Gala night. hundred strong. Yep. Tell everyone how much you collectively raised. Well, everyone there. It's all for mental health and raising awareness and having conversations. Raise $100,000. I saw that on your story.

Yeah. I was blown away. Fantastic. It's incredible. Congratulations to you and everyone involved. They did a great job. They did a great job. It was a good job.

One of those great vibes. Great speakers. And, you know, I was fortunate enough to MC. It was heaps of fun. They did do something, though. As an MC, I've never had to handle this. Talk to me. The raffle.

You know, there's nothing worse. in drawing out raffles and you're like, blue, 34. For event organizers, understand, very easy to get involved in a raffle. That's why they all do it. Oh, God, it is not a fun part of the evening, is it? It's not. This one, they had a spinny wheel. So it was electronic.

So this big spinny wheel came on the screen. They hit it, a randomised spun. You didn't spin it. No, someone's spinning it. Someone in the back spun it, and it lands on a name, and it brings the person's name like, Jess Faccioni. Oh, see, I don't hate a name because, yes, doing the whole red 72. Everyone's checking their tickets, they're drunk.

600 people. You go, red, they're scrap. Oh, you just hear a whoop. You go, woo-hoo, is it you? And they say, no. Well, shut up then. So then this one, the name would pop up. And I'd be like, Jess, Fartjone.

And then you'd have to get up. And it's like, first and best rest to get your prizes outside. So you see people just get up from their tables and just leg it out the back. It wasn't, we are drawing for the tickets to the gig. No, it was like, you just got to go out there and win. People just bolting. God, hopefully you're not in the front corner trying to get to the back. I know.

They don't have to do it 20 times. I was like, oh, God. It was just like me on stage 20 times doing. This is getting thin now, yes. But it was a great night. Raise 100K. Some of the raffle prizes, though, and some of the auction prizes they had were amazing.

Well, you don't want to talk about the one you bid on, sir. Well, first I was going to say, there was a signed Ed Shearing guitar. Well, fair enough. I mean... Jeez, how much did that go for? I think they went for north of 6K. Damn. Six or 7K.

Yeah. Daniel Radcliffe signed Harry Potter wand. Don't know where that came from. Do you know if it was like from the movie set, or was it just a wand? I think it was just a replica of the actual wand, but it was signed by Daniel Radcliffe. Oh, the hell do you sign a wand? That is a curvaceous surface. It was signed the wombs framed, so that's a...

Copy that here I am, thinking he's scribbled on the wall. And you wouldn't even be able to see it. That's a real... Did he do it in glitter? Excellent sharpie work from Daniel Radcliffe. Must be so good. Anyway, there was a... He's a wizard.

It was obviously Harry Potter quotes coming out. Wond references. Obviously. All a low hanging fruit. Yes. There was a... Aloha Mora. Sorry.

Here we go. Let's just do two and a half minutes quoting Harry Potter. a spell. Shut up. You love Harry Potter. It's your favourite. Sector Sempra. Why doing all the mean ones? Ridiculous. That's a fun one. I don't only do the mean ones. Yeah, yeah. I don't know when you haven't seen it. I know. It's so fun.

Oh, bro. He lost with the spell. Oh, I was just going to do the Dagonally. Oh, yeah, that's a good. Degonalli. That's not even using a wand, though. It uses dust. Wrong. You're out. I'm trying. You're out of the game. Go away.

Nothing. You can take your book top box. Then when people misquote. I bet. You told me to get involved. Don't yell. Invited her in, then kicked her out. But when you get, have fun when you do it, Babs.

All right. Babs hit us with a spell. Well, I don't want to do it now. All right. Let's say, you say no again. Do, Loumos. Yeah, do that. Loumos.

Hey, you know how to that to your iPhone, it'll turn the torch on? It does do that. That is fun. Yeah, I did a whole bit on that a couple of years ago. That's where I learned. But I don't think you were here. No, I don't know. You're out of the game.

Shy Guy, you're out. Oh, play the thing. Alphabet, Barks, it's next. No, no, we'll wrap it up. I have a story to get there. Shy Guy and Babs both out. The Edge Shear and guitar, Six Grand. There was a Taylor Swift,

200 Poets Department signed record. At 10.30, Ducko sends to our group chat, guys, I've been on this. We're like, what are you? That was the silent auction. so no one would see me publicly doing it, so I'd get no shame, right? And I knew Morgan... You didn't lift your paddle.

No, I just had to write. Did you have to write your name, though? It was online. Oh, it's online. And I didn't win anyway. Okay. But I did put some money down for the sign to watch, but I'm so glad I didn't win. Holy crap.

Explaining that one to your wife coming home. I've got this finish about, why did you do that? Where are we going to put that? I thought it would go up on the wall next to our wedding photo. Quick shock, hit us with a spell to get out. No. I don't know any. No, he's out.

He's not allowed to play. I'm turning up. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K alpha bucks on hit. Alfa bucks. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice.

And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. They're the rules of engagement. We're playing for 10K. Our player today is Nat. Hello, Nat. Hi, how you going? Nat, we couldn't be better.

For a Monday, are you ready to take $10,000 office? I hope so. Okay, well, now's the time to step up. You got like a bit of pep in your step, it sounds like today, Nat. I think I'm just a bit nervous, slightly excited. I mean, be as you wish to seem. That's going to squash those nerves down and present confidence. Yeah.

And execution. It's always good to get a bit nervous for something, you know? Use that. Use that. Yes. You don't want to be too cool, calm and collected with Alphabet. You haven't got 30 seconds. What do you want to spend the money on that?

My sister's getting married, so I'm going to level up the hens party. Oh, damn. That's a lot of penis straws to water. Oh, my goodness. Diamond encrusted. Nat, the letter you're going to work with, towards the back end of the alphabet, doll. It's W.

W for wow. Nat, just won 10 grand. Okay. Let's do it, Nat. Come on. Okay. Your time will start after the first question, starting with the letter W.

We need you to name a kitchen utensil. Whisk. A flower. Wisteria. A five-letter word. Pass. An actor. Winona.

Rider. An animated film. Pass. A breakfast food. Wheat bix. A musical. Westside. Sorry.

An accessory. Watch. An adjective? Warm. Do you want to get your co-player out too, Nat? Do you want to get the little voice whispering off there? They were pretty good. Whoever was playing for you was really playing all right.

Who we got in the car. Winona, right a whisk. My sister. Oh, the sister with the hands. I'm trying to whisper at hands. Oh, that's so. I always wonder this, Nat, how did you decide who would actually be the one on the phone? Because no offence to you, your sister was probably better.

She's got a cold. She would have played. She would have played. Put her on. Put her on. Wack her on. What's your sister's name? No, she doesn't want to.

She's nervous. I'll tell her we've already heard her. We heard her whispering. The loudest whisperer I have ever. She's really good and I'm really bad. Yeah, yeah. also not good at whispering. Tell you what.

Stupid voice is crackling. That's funny. That's very funny. Look, you got seven or your sister got seven? So who gets the prize? Yeah, I don't know. $100, thanks to O'Brien, coming, you're or your sister's way. Oh, that's great.

A five-letter word could have been world. Are you listening, sis? An animated film could have been Wali or William the Pooh. Geez, that was a bit of fun, though. Sister new adjectives, though. No one knows adjectives. I got, I mean, I know what's saying, she know, I don't know qualms with helping the background as long as we don't hear it.

Oh, my God, ignorance is bliss. Out of sight, out of mind. But if we can hear it, guys, we can't. Hey, thanks for playing Nat and what's your sister's name? Courtney. Thanks, Courtney. Hey, good luck at the hens wedding for your future. Get your voice back.

You don't have any money now. Oh, there's been going to be no hens. We've got a hundred bucks thanks to our bride. That'll get you at least two straws. Oh, great stuff. Because you can't ride it. It's not enough time. you to write it. You've got to whisper it. You do have to. And it's going to be loud

enough time to be loud enough time to put the phone on mute either and take it off mute. Right. Yeah, it's a tough. Ah, good times. Well done, ladies. Up next, more chances at the call of fame, Ducko. Yeah, we do. We're talking about a mistake my husband and I made and we got judged hard for it. Jess and Ducko. I want to know when were you judged for your parenting. Maybe you were doing something you thought was the right thing to do for you and your family. Yeah. But you copped a bit of side eye, a bit of eble. Evil eye. Oh, God forbid, you got a tap on the shoulder and some nosy Nellie. Wanted to give you their two cents.

No one actually said anything to me yesterday, Ducko, but I felt the eyes on us. I felt the judgment. You tell me if it was warranted or not. We bought our two-year-old daughter a helmet because she has been scooting around our house, helmet less on her little bike. But we thought, you know what, today's the day. Just for walking. So when you take into the shops, you work around. To be fair, very trippy. She's very clumsy.

She's going through a phase now, like, every time I see it. But she just gets into a little gallop and she'll just run, but she's wonky. She got hoosh. She does a hoosh. I don't know where she learned high knees, too. Like high knee running. Excellent. Observation.

Yes. I don't know where she's learning this stuff. She used to take care two days a week. They are crowbarring in some education there. So it all comes home. She's like a character in a video game. when to get anywhere, you just run and you run like three minutes, then stop?

Yeah, yeah, exactly like that. Absolutely. The other issue is she's got the harper jeans, massive head, way too big for her body. She's top-heavy, brother. She's got little feet. A football head. Little skinny ankles.

They cannot support her giant noggin. Mum, mum, crocheted her a sweater. Can't get it over her head. Oh, no. You're easy going under the legs to get it on. She goes, that's the pattern for a two-year-old. I went, ma, she needs for a four-year-old. So her head circumference must be off the rick.

Off, she wears Angus's hats. Wow. Wow, that's a big head. So that's part... Huge brain, though. Thank you. That's what my mother-in-law keeps saying. I went, sure, Georgia.

It's a giant freak head. Hopefully she... My daughter has a free head. Hopefully her body grows into it. And because, gosh, she's got the boofy. I love this kid, but... The aliens will come down one day. She's one of us.

She's got that huge head. When did you get here, sweetheart? She's already communicating with them because she's got that huge brain. That's why she runs like high knees. She's not real. Hey, shut up. That's my kid. You started it.

You let me in. I did open that door. That's partly the reason we haven't taken the bike out of the house because we haven't been able to buy a helmet big enough for her giant head. Kids, so you need to get an adult helmet. So we had to go to Big W yesterday, and we're going through the helmet section. And all the fun, sparkly ones with, like, a unicorn horn and glitter, they don't fit it. They freaking fit me. But even on the maximum thickness.

I don't know how you notice her head actually being that, but now I'm going to really look at it next time. I can't believe you've missed it. It blocks out of the sun. Shut up. That's my kid. Shut your mouth. So we get her this boring teenager helmet. They don't do fun ones for teenagers.

I guess teenagers don't want unicorn horns. So we had to buy this boring purple one. Yeah. But finally we have the helmet and we thought it's a nice Sunday afternoon. Let's do a family, well, we weren't on bikes. We're on foot. She's on her bike. And we've got the dog.

Unfortunately, she hasn't quite worked. It doesn't have pedals. She's just got to do the foot thing. Oh, yeah. You push it. Unfortunately, she hasn't quite worked out how to do that without tripping over her own feet, all these things. So we are trying to push her a little bit. You may have seen on my Instagram story yesterday.

My husband has had two back surgeries, a microdicectomy and a fusion, a spinal fusion. And he's pushing her. He cannot be bending over, you know, doubled over, pushing her. I was inundated. You've got to get the bikes with the big stick. The stick without the handle. And Angus goes, we're not buying her another bike. why don't I drill a hole through the seat and put a broom in there?

I went, bro. Please do that. So, Paul. She'll love that. Look at that giant-headed child with that broomstick on the back. Her parents must not love her. Have you heard her mum's radio show? Geez, she went to town on the...

They fly first class, but cannot afford a bike. We're broke now. We can't fire a bike. All right he went to the flights to Italy, not to the bike. I seriously text my mom. I said, Eve, for Lucia's second birthday, can you buy her the bike with a stick?

She goes, I already bought her a car. I was like, all right, ma. Anyway. Why is that kid not a unicorn helmet? So, you know me. I'm not doing that. Angus gave up eventually because he went, I'm genuinely hurting my L5.

Yeah. So we looked at each other and went, what about the dog? Or like, tie the dog to her? So the dog would pull her. That is so good. But for what was so. It's so stupid to him.

So he tied Gianni's lead to the handlebar. Your 50 kilo Rhodesian Ridgeback. Who is relatively lazy. Yeah, he's not... But who also doesn't really listen. So he's not... Not move. We tie him.

He's not... Is that a family with a dog pulling a child with a big head and a giant broomstick? Call child services. So we tied... We tied. him to the handle bus. And we're going to Lutea, lift your feet up.

I at one point smacked his bum like a horse and went, get he up. Go, big boy. Yep, yep. And what happened? Did he pour? What are you think?

She toppled over. And the looks we got. I was like, dangas, quickly on time, quickly on time, quickly on time. She was fine because she was in a helmet. Because she was in a helmet That fit her She landed on her

So that experiment Was very short-lived But I Just this old couple walk past We're near a skate park With other parents Looking at their kids Who have got helmets

Knee pads Albo pads And you know She didn't cry She's resilient But she popped right back up And we just felt the eyes And we felt the judgment

Let's get out of you Quick let's go boys So 13-1060 When were you judged for your big. Or, how big is your kid's head? I'm starting a club. What does your kid have that's different to others?

I push that head out. Can I just remember that? I understand everything you've said now. Jess and Ducko. I wanted to ask, when were you judge for your parenting? Brightly or wrongly? Mainly wrongly.

Yeah. You can't help it. Because what I tried to do was get my whole family involved in my daughter's bike ride. Yeah. By whole family, I'm inferring my dog. Yeah. 50 kilo Rhodesian Ridgeback. It's too hard to push her.

Yeah. It's bad for my husband's back. It's a bad back. So we thought, genius. You've seen that movie Snow Dogs with Cooper Cooner Jr. Sorry, Jess. That's just far too much. Well, I took inspiration from that.

I said, we've got a sled dog right here. Tied Gianni's lead. I love that you did that. It's a great... I would do that. I could see this in your future. And you know what? I'll walk so you can run.

Thank you. Don't do it. It's in work. We'll do it. Because, like, you were saying, on fair, Angus pushes her from the back so he can steer her. He's got one hand. Like the Dodgham car attendees.

They'll hold one bit and they can steer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had his hand on the steering wheel. Steering bar. No, they've always got like a funky pose going on as they're doing it. Like, they think it's such a flex that they can steer the dodgum car. Get you out of a tight squeeze. Yeah, yeah.

But he had one hand. on her handlebars, one hand on her seat, so it was able to maneuver her. She's not great at steering, so tying Gianni to the handlebars, she was a skew, a buttabing, buttabum, helmet works, though. Can give it a thumbs up. Another thing we're really not covering there is the sheer size of her head. We needed an adolescent helmet because all the cute kitty ones with unicorn and there was a mohawk one.

And it's too big. Giant Harperhead. You should show her the TV show, Hey Arnold. Just get her in on it from the get-go. She's not really into screens, maybe because she doesn't see herself represented on them. It's coming. Hey, Arnold, here we go.

Kez, you are also worried about your son's head. Well, I actually ended up with an appointment at the John Hunter to see a head specialist because my son was blowing out the 110th percentile for heads to come friends. I've got that age, Keats. Well, this was between the age. of 18 months and two. That's a big head. That's a big head.

You know, Kees, you know when you go to those checkup appointments, either for your needles or with the maternal nurse or whatever, and they do weight, height, and head circumference? Yeah, there were some eyebrows raised. Yeah, 100%. Our nurse had to say to us one time, I'm just going to check the head again because it's off the chart. Are that behind the dots?

For their neck to support it. Yes. Yeah, I have some science. Okay, so they did talk to me through it. The average human head is about 58 centimetres. and it does not alter much between men and women. So 58s are really good. So centimetres make a big difference.

I'm actually a 60 centimetre head and my husband is 61. Oh, so you're a family, a big heads. A big head family. Yeah, yeah. Oh, see, I reckon my daughter got all the half a big head jam. Yeah, because I got a little pinhead. We should measure our head. I don't know my head size.

Ooh, who's got the biggest head. Let's do that. Yes, thank you for the science. That does actually make me feel a bit better. And it all works out. Eventually the net control comes into it and everything's okay. everything's great he's perfect he's great on the soccer field oh he's a good headbutter oh cool

Ila on 13 1060 this isn't a head chat but you were judged as a parent well my mum was judged as a parent about me oh okay what did what had she done because I think I was like eight and we're at Coles in like the medicine aisle and you know I wasn't the brightest child I was a bit probably on the tism spectrum

and we're looking at the medication and she goes, oh, some smart pills for your Isla. And these parents all around were like, and I'm like, oh my God, Mom! Oh, because your mum has basically just said in public, you're a dumb bum. I'm sure. This will help you, Ila.

You idiot. Enjoy your smart pills. See, Lucia will never get that because of the giant head. Everyone thinks it's full of brains. She's not smart, though. Oh, how embarrassing. God, that's a tough, Gary. There's so much pressure.

Donna, hi. Hello, Jess. Nice seeing you yesterday, morning. Oh, lovely to see you. Donna, you can attest to my daughter's giant hand. Were you there when the dog was pulling the child on the back? No, I saw Donna earlier that day. Okay, good.

Donna, you thought you'd be judged. What situation did you find yourself in? Look, I've grown up in a Filipino mom environment. So need I say more? Okay, yep. So I have a Dan's daughter, and when she was little, her younger brother had to tag along to all her lessons and sit out in the waiting room

and this one particular morning he was upting up being an absolute nonsense for the kids and on the time I had a conversation with a fellow dance mum I excused myself from the conversation picked up my daughter's joggers that was sitting next to me

and just threw them across the room she's throwing shoes it bumps and ricocheted off his head Did he have a giant head, Donna? Oh, mate, it was a bullseye shot. I was actually in shock that I got him from a distance across the room. Yeah. Mate, her mother's wrath.

Yeah. That'll help your own. How do you recover from that in the moment? Well, look, he stopped crying because, A, I think he was in shock, and B, he didn't realize that I would get him from across the room. Yeah, a bit more respect. The other dance mom, she high-fied me. She was like, wow, amazing.

It was the opposite of the judgment. Yeah, it was like, yeah, good on you. Oh, that's fantastic. Lisa couldn't stay on the line, but she said she's also tied her dog to her kid's scooter. Oh, yes. And the kid fell off and broke her arm. So that might be the last of that experiment. Jess and Ducko.

Yesterday, I had a bit of a day, and I just wanted to run you guys through it. And partly because someone in this room's partners, I don't want to say to blame, I want to say a little bit to blame. Oh, no. I doubt it's Jeff Roe. And it's not Shy Guys Robo back. I don't have one. Oh, no.

Oh, what's he done? So yesterday, my only plan for the weekend, I had to do the charity event on Saturday that I hosted, and then Sunday it was a huge lawn day. You're too busy to throw your parents a 40th wedding anniversary party. I forgot it was on. The lawns obviously were a priority. You know how we've had so much, we've had the big wet lately. We've had so much rain that everyone, when the minute it's dry, everyone does their lawns,

and then you feel like the bad one in the street, mom, the only one whose lawn's not done. You're letting the whole neighbourhood down. And people judge you as they walk past, and they know who we are now in the street, and they know flow and stuff. And they see my lawn, they sort of shake their head. So I was like, I need to get this done. God forbid they do the neighbourly thing of just running the mower across your nature strip. We don't do that anymore.

No one looks out for one another. Sharehouse. Living next to share houses. They suck. Oh, just don't help me at all. I can't go and ask for flour because I don't know them. It's a revolving door. 21-year-olds don't have flower.

No, imagine me walking up to people bab's age and going, do you guys have any flour? I'll give you $200 if this afternoon you film yourself, get a GoPro, chest mount. You knock on the door and ask for a cup of flour. I'll do that. $200 bucks. I'm in. You won't? So that was my only thing.

I had the charity ball. I was a touch hungover, not too bad, just a tinsel. And I, I, I, I've, all day had been speaking to Morgan about doing it. The problem with doing the mowing is it's too loud for when flows asleep, our daughter. She's still in two hour, awake windows, hopefully asleep for about an hour, hour and a half. So I had to, I had to do the lawn work in between when she was awake. But then the other issue is, then Morgan is doing all the parenting, and I'm doing the lawn. And then it's like, so the start, I want to have.

I want to hang out. Yeah, I want to hang. So the first couple of wake windows, I'm with her. The afternoon. I'm zoning in on the lawn, okay? The time has come, honey. She's gone down. Here I go.

The shirt, I'm popping the hood. The shirt's off. Here we go. I'm baby oils on. Let's do the lawn. My coconut oil's ready to go. My bucket hat's on. Let's go.

Got those big speed dealer son as you like. Hell yeah. I get out there. Now, your husband gave me a lawnmower because he couldn't use the electric lawnmower anymore. Yeah. Well, what's his problem? with the electric?

Nothing. There was no problem, apparently. He got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got a petrel. Yeah, yeah. And so,

what do you get the man who has everything? You just get him an upgrade of something he already owns. So I took his, I took his smaller, smaller mower off. Because why are you working with the, the big red, yeah, big red mole that's like

petrol, but it's like, it's like, it's like, it's just had one of those old school ones that just turns. I don't even know what they're called like a propeller. I do not have one of those. So I get, I get the mower out. And now it's a classic literary mower. It's not turning on.

Yes, the battery's charged. Morgan asked at 25 times. It just wouldn't work, okay? I even unscrewed it. So I spent the first, like, sleep window. Pretending to do what? Yeah, but I unscrewed the feet. I looked at it.

And I was like, I don't know what to do. You know, like, in a Nintendo game used to blow the dust. Generally. I like, pulled the wires, and I was like, oh, whatever. So then I had to wait for flow to be awake again. Oh, no, you've missed that opportunity. A couple hours later, she goes to sleep again. I then grabbed the petromar because I've still got the backup, you know?

But, you know, the hole in the ozone. like it gets a bit, bit bigger when I wet this thing up. It's old school. I'm mowing the front of my lawn, swear to God, and the wheel of the mower falls off, but not just like off like, it didn't just unscrew it. The plastic of the axle ripped off because this thing's pretty old.

What, it's just like snapped away. Snapped off as my mower just digs into my grass. How violently were you running this thing over your lawn? This was a mutual friend of ours before mine. And then I realized I've never bought a mower first. I've always had them. secondhand from people. So my husband's mower.

Dudd, broken on me. And the other mower that you were gifted. Yes, yeah. Has now what? And so I tried to duct tape the wheel off. But I didn't realize that the duct tape would stop it from spinning. That feels smart. So then my lord had this big, like, so it's half the front of the Lord is mowed.

Half isn't. And it's outside the house. It's like when you get clippers and you shave your face, but you leave like sideburns and then your clippers die. Yes, because they've died. Well, now we're stuck. So I couldn't do anything about it. And then I didn't let me go to Bunnings yesterday.

Are we on our hands and knees with scissors? I was pondering getting the secateurs out and just doing that or using the whippers snippet, but then it's very uneven. Absolutely it would be. So now my lawn's half mode and today I've got to go to Bunnings and I realize I've never purchased a mower before. Could this today be the day? I think today's the day I go through Bunnings.

You're not expecting us to take back that crappy electric one, are you? Well, I'll be bringing it over. Absolutely not. You know when we're in an apartment now. We've got no room for that. That's your problem. I have a theory that Angus knew it was on the out and he's like, I'm going to give this to someone who knows nothing about this.

Duccoe. He is clever. Jess and Ducko Freshly engaged, Swift Style All her songs slap a bit harder That she's engaged Quote Shire Guy

I was gonna say Should we not play anything Where clearly the Genesis Was an ex-relationship Like that one about her time With Harry Stiles Are that felt wrong We couldn't then play any of her music

Really You're absolutely We can only play And wait for a life of a show girl Which is not out yet No it's not It's coming out Yeah no we can't

We can't put a line Through all their back catalogue Do we ever get a, like an answer on how much the ring was? You know, we did that a bit on air that day? Ah, and Babs gave us the parameters of between $30,000 and $5 million. Yeah, I was seeing between one, two, I saw, like, I don't know. Do we narrow that down, shy guy? How's they invested with journalism going?

No, speculation. Do you know there's rumours they're already married? Oh, probably. And now they're just eking out the content. I'm like, there's no way. She's obviously the most powerful woman in the world. If she wanted to go onto the radar, she probably could, but there's no way something like that would leak. Photoshoot after they recorded the podcast because they were saying that her hair had headphone hair.

It does happen. I get headphone hair. Stop it. As in literally that same afternoon. I thought they proposed pre-podcast. And that's why when she's like my boyfriend and then he like smiles, everyone's like, ooh. I have heard that too. But also as if Taylor, like I don't think Travis can go, hey, Taylor, just come to this weird place with me to get this photo shoot that I'm not going to tell you about.

Like, I reckon she knew the proposal was coming. Agreed. You know? Agreed. All set up. Anyway. Love is love. Love is love.

And we wish them well. Don't we just. I haven't heard back from our DM about our proposal, Celebrant MC package. I will keep you abreast. Good. Now let's bring the rice cookers in. Someone's pulling a shy guy tomorrow.

Oh, I am. Someone's not going to be here tomorrow. She just told us off air that she's chuffing off. Love, speaking of love. Speaking of love. I am a civil marriage celebrant. Someone booked a Tuesday wedding. I agreed because what an honor.

And finally, I didn't realize it was five hours away from where I live. Yeah. So you are. You're taking tomorrow. I'm taking tomorrow because I'm heading today. I'm a trust. Just the roads, the car. I can't.

I make a little 24 hours of it, you know. I'm making it 24 hours of it. I do feel like I should say sorry. Okay. Oh, you had two days off last week. I did all sick. Yeah, I'll spend it. Changa had a day off.

Now we call it even. Cheong guy's still in the bad books. Yeah, he is. I've got to move at 7 a.m. Yeah. I had to. I'm marrying two people. He was on his death bed.

She's marrying people the night before she can't come. Days off for days off. It doesn't matter what the reason. So tomorrow, it'll be me, obviously, Shagai and Babbs. So Babby is a step-up today tomorrow? Sure. Because she sure is held in step-up today.

Off-air for most of the time when I needed her. Just in the toilet half the show. That's not true. But I did learn we have a book, we have a book club here at work. We have a book shelf. Is there a work-a-book club, Babs, for the book shelf? I don't think so, but we could start one. Could start one?

It would be you two and Mike. Our GM. We know how Mike feels about the books that I read. Yeah, true. Oh, well, how about we've expanded. Horizons. We'll read ones he picks. He'll read one we pick. Oh, I see. That's good. It's a bit of fun. Can't judge him book club.

But yeah, so tomorrow you won't be here, so it'll just be asked. So I guess we'll have some fun, should I go? We've still got Tommy Little tickets and accommodation at Knowles on the beach. Speaking of, Kez is walking away with a double pass today. Kez got in touch and made me feel better about my own daughter's giant head. She said her son, part of the giant head club. Scott message in as well on the text line 048-18106. Hi, Jess. Unfortunately, it sounds like your daughter might suffer from gigantism.

Full stop. Cheers. full stop, Scott. Thank you for that contribution, Scott. Can't tell if joke or serious. No, neither. Because the punctuation is perfect. It's like he's done that on a computer, isn't it? It's perfect.

It's very good. Anyway, we'll circle back to that. We will. What I can say, though, Big W helmet has worked a treat for my daughter. The kids' helmets. Aw, she listened to the show this morning? Hope not. I haven't had word from my husband.

Okay. I think he may have turned the radio off. From their big brains at home. It's his fault. It is. I've got a normal size head. Which, we're going to test. They'll bring in a tape measure.

Yeah, well, measure our heads. And let's see what's the biggest head. Now, let's see, I don't know what we're going to win, but, you know, do so my big head. Yeah. You get the honour. Don't forget, Kerry in the cock. Five star hits five star fly away. You'll see Mara, Kerry in Bangkok.

After nine. Yeah, you can call now 13, 1060 when you hear Mariah. Absolutely. The Shagai and Babs will be answering your call. How is the lounge going, well, away? That's good. It's had a clean over the weekend. Now we've sent off our first winner to a winner to

Is that a euphemism for you clean the fish tank on Friday? Nah. There's no fish tank in this lounge. Oh, good. Shy guys in there. Shaken cocktails. Oh, yeah. Specialty, don't forget, the Cosmopolitan.

Cosmone. I still don't know what that is, but yep. Channeling Tom Cruise. Yep. We're out of here. You enjoy yourself. Tomorrow good luck at the wedding. Thank you so much.

I'll miss you. I hope you missed me. Yep. Well, I'll be back Wednesday. I hope so. Drive safe. Yeah, thank you. You hit a rude drive through.

Oh, geez. We'll do. All right. That's tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Bye. saying that I'm not a family with a dog pulling a child

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