Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Who's Bernie?

Episode Date: November 5, 2025

We're a little dusty following the Melbourne Cup yesterday, Jess has beef with her mother in law and Ducko gives us a look into what lifes like living with him!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new spicy Frank's red hot sauce range has arrived at Maccas. This is the Jess and Duggo podcast. Podcast, fuck yeah. Recall the poll. Reliving the day, yeah. Podcast, fuck yeah. Here we are. Reliving the day that was.

And I tell you what, this is probably a forgettable show. A lot of laughs, though. We're hung. You can tell Jess and I had a big day at the Melbourne Cup. Yes, and the source. Shire Guy's emotional battery is drained because he was also with us, obviously, not drinking. But I felt like, actually, this is what I want to ask you, Shire Guy, because obviously the days all start like this when you're having a big day on the source. You all start very civil, sophisticated small talk, and then, you know, Jess and I were him seeing, we're coming and going.

And every time I came back to the table, my parents were more giddy, the people around us were a bit more giddy. Jess and I were drinking a bit more. It gets to that point in the day where you look around and you realize you and everyone else around you was drunk. But when I was chatting to you, I also felt like you were on that level. I'm good at matching. Yeah, do you sort of feel the energy and feel everyone around you'd be it sloppier and you're like, I feel kind of drunk?

Yeah, sort of. I've come on your level. Yeah. Huh? But what? Yeah. Do you wipe it off as well? I kind of, I have a rag in my pocket.

I'm continuing a joke. No, I loved it. I loved it. Shy guy in that. He's shy guy jizzing. Oh, yeah. You were the one on your level. How do you feel, do you, when you say you match levels and energies,

does that mean you start slurring your words or like, no, but I definitely, you feel like I was, you were drunk. There was one stage where our conversation was getting, you know, a bit deeper just about some things that we're chatting about. Yeah, I know the moment. Yeah, yeah. And I actually was like, shy guys, because I realized Jess was on my level. And then I was like, in Jess, I think you were talking to one of the other ladies or whatever.

And I was like, I think it feels like should I guys drunk. drunk right now. You know why? Because you were getting really close to me? Was I? So were you getting junk off his shoes? But to be fair, it was also very loud. Yeah. And I, and I'm so conscious. How was that manifesting? Because I don't think I picked up on that. That's because you were having a good time talking about hair extensions, etc. You know what I mean? You're a gal stuff. You were stuck. I felt sorry for you. I was swinging the rattle to your daughter. Yeah. You were stuck in a combo when we were at the table who were nice, but I kind of didn't really want to fucking talk to them. And so I was just

talking to shy guy. And then me, you left and me and shy guy, this one lady came up and She was so drunk, and she kept talking about us. And then she pulled up a seat. And Chagai went on his phone at one stage, and I was like, honestly not interested. Yes. And she was asking like, and have you had your daughter? And I was like, oh, and then 20 seconds later, and have you had your daughter? And I was like, oh, and what did you call her?

We fucking just, anyway. Yeah, yeah. And she said, I don't listen to the show. Walked off on. Yeah. So I did. I was going to the toilet. And I left to the toilet and I left Shagha, then he left.

And so we got, anyway, got out of it. Yeah, yeah. But what was the energy from the Mr. Guy? I don't know. It was just sort of like, just the openness. Maybe openness. You're really more about things and yourself and situations and you're just chatting about stuff. And I feel like I was being pretty candid open and like, I feel like Shalga was matching it.

He wasn't restricted. I like that. I didn't spend enough time with you. No, no, you're not. But like, I definitely felt there was a buzz in the air and it was like you were like, oh, fuck it. Everyone's drunk now, so am I. I pick up the energy that's around. Do you think you can get away with more because we won't remember?

No, I don't think that. I think you have a great memory drunk or not. Um, you too, but I, I don't know. I just think, I don't know. I just match. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, that must be a thing for, because you're not a drinker. You've never been a drink.

That was me, right? Because, you know, I, I'm not used to being the sober one there. So I would be like, oh, everyone's drunk. Oh, I've got phymo. Oh, this is fucking annoying. Whereas you went the opposite. You like, match. Yeah, I don't have that.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, I think I'm probably more similar to you in that I go, I hate everyone now. Yeah. I'm leaving. Like, I'm going to remove myself. Yeah.

And that's fine. time. You enjoy it. I'm just not there. The first time I went to one of those made on Sunday events, I was six weeks pregnant. Not everyone.

Oh, that's a tough carry. Obviously I wasn't drinking. God. And it's fine at the start because everyone is similar, but Jesus Christ, they skyrocket without you. Yeah, yeah.

They get to a point. They're touching, the grabbing, the repetitiveness. I go, these are some of my best mates and I'm fucking so annoying. That's another plus about being the sober one is you have a good out because you just leave and they don't realize,

they don't notice or they don't notice. Absolutely. If he's getting another drink or whatever, which is fine. You said, I said by publicly yesterday, though. You're like, I'm going to go. I had a hard out.

I didn't have somewhere else to be. But, yeah, that. I had a hard out. Fucking, what an industry. I've got a hard out. I've got a hard out. You sound like Mariah in an interview. She's got a hard out at 935.

Yeah, yeah. You did. Like, there was someone who arrived a bit later, Ducko, and was clearly on the source. And I had this first instinct of, I should go find him to say goodbye. And I went, he's not going to run. He was going to care. So, yes, I just chuffed off as well. Yeah, yeah.

I also. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean... Smoke Bob. Smoke Bob. I actually, there was a period where Morgan came with Flo, and I was walking around with Flo, and I think, and all the women were like, started squeezing her.

This is your daughter. This is Flo. I'm like, I realized, I was actually like, it was overwhelming. Yeah, except for everyone's like, bring her here, I want to touch you, I'm like, they'll be nice. Even when your mom was holding her at one point,

I could feel Morgan getting a little tense because people coming over and touching her. Yeah, touching her. And Morgan from, your mom, I think, your mom was protective, like she had the swaddle around her, but her feet are dangling. Yeah, yeah. People are grabbing her.

I could feel Morgan start to tense up. It's just we don't, like, we obviously take around stuff, but because people are drunk and they, and they can know you touch my teeth, yeah, but they knew us and they know Flows IVF story. Everyone was just like, this is, this is our baby. This is the one, the miracle. And they all want to, you know, it was weird. It was like an overwhelming because I was like, it was like a moth to a flame. Like I was like, oh my God.

Yes. Yeah, that was, that was odd. It's funny, my in-laws and Angus has had it a couple of times. I'm not there and people will go up to Angus and Lucia or my, or my mother-in-law and Lucia and go, oh my God, that's Lucia. Yeah. And it's so weird having to explain to my mother-in-law, well, she knows. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

On air, she knows social media, but I do feel that, like, judgment of, yeah, yeah, people know Lucia because of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is where we start now questioning social media, at least social media, yeah, yeah, obviously always will talk about her, but it's a bit weird. Is there an age where you go, like, oh, I'm not going to, I think school, I've sort of got that idea. I'd obviously never post her uniform and things like that, but I'm already starting to go,

but so many things are funny. And the only reason I share is because I think they're funny or sweet. And they're relatable. But even when people message me, I wonder, do you get these? I've had a few messages where people go, thank you for sharing her with us. And I find that I know it's,

it's nice. They're coming at that from a nice thing, but the phrasing of, I'm not sharing her with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's not yours. Yeah. People do get very ownershipy.

I find that odd. And it's my fault because I've chosen to put her out. Yeah, yeah. But that phrasing, I don't love. Yeah, no, it is. Yeah. And it's similar to how people are treating flow now. It's like it's our journey.

Yeah, yeah. Because you've been so open. And I obviously share. Yeah. So these are the things where I go, you know. And also I think this radio is such an accessible media where, like, we do it locally. People know who you are. They see you regularly.

They hear you talk about their lives. They feel like, well, I've got a connection. with you and I know your best and worst qualities and I know your child. And I know your family. You know my in-laws created a rosé from the grapes on their vineyard. They called it Lucia. They're doing like regional markets. They had

their stalls set up and a woman walked over being like, Lucia Roseae. Lucia Rosei, you must be Angus's parents. I listened to Jess on the radio. This is obviously named after your grandbaby. And Peter and Georgia were like, whoa. What a connection. They got the sale.

Yeah. So I went, well, that's a thumbs up instead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she launched into knowing so much. That's crazy. And they were a bit like, oh, we had, we obviously had a listener. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I went, is that a good thing? Yeah. People are buying it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, true. You know what I mean? I tried to spin it as a positive, but is it, it is a very interesting conundrum. It is. It's a weird one. It is a weird one. Yeah. No, we're talking about shy by being a good fake drunk. Yeah, anyway, I thought, I thought you were a good value. I actually thought you didn't want to leave yesterday. I didn't, and I wouldn't have had enough.

Yeah, I could see you kicking in until we, yeah. I would have stayed at some of the hour or so. So this Friday is our, is our team, is our team. The chicken! Is our team lunch? The chicken! Are you, um, are you getting an Uber to that?

I'm on pickup. Oh, let me see if I can get out of pickup. Yeah, because if you can get out of pickup and then I can get out of what I have on, which I don't think is anything. And then, and then Shy Guy gets in that mood again. Then we convince Brownhead Babs. She's a brunette now. She's a different person.

Brew, brew, bad bad bad. What do you have on after lunch? You've already planned something, obviously. Probably nothing, I don't know. Okay, well, lock, can you do that? It's all free. I'm not saying, I'm not saying we're going to... You have to be my real, though.

You have to do dumb shit like I made these two do yesterday. That's so fun. Well, I'm not saying that we're getting... You want to pay? No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I could have got us Peregrine, but you want to take us... I want you to have the chicken.

Yeah, no, I'm excited to go. I haven't been... I've had the freaking lamb... It was a great-o-in-shoulder, but I've had it six times now. I want you to have the chicken What time is that on Friday? 12. Okay.

If you get out of pick up. All let me see if I can get up here. And then, because I'm not saying we're going to like late late. Like we still like kids. Like I'll be home by like six or seven, you know, eight. But. Six or seven. Six or seven.

Maybe that's what we're doing our real. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, Babs. How many iron chinny balls do you want? Six seven. Yeah. And the way to be like.

A workshop. The way to be like, so is it six or seven? My video yesterday goes, so someone else come up with the idea. Okay, all right. But anyway, my point is, we can all have a couple of drinks. Yep. And get to know Shiger on a deep level this Friday. Sounds good.

Sure. It's going to be me and you again. Come on, Babs. Yeah, I said sounds good. I might cry again. Oh, good. I'll get Morgan to bring Flown then. Jess will cry.

Yeah, yeah. Morgan, I told, I told Shagai what she said. Yes. Yeah. And he was like, oh, fuck. I see why you cried. I was like, you get it? She said it to me that many times now.

We've discussed it that. Obviously, I'm maybe used to the statement. So I, yeah. But I... So I didn't hit you that. No, but... Yeah, did that. Yeah, did it first time.

No, let's not get into it. I'll cry again. Yeah, let's not go down that tall. Something bad. I'm looking forward to our lunch. Yeah, it'll be a good lunch. Hey, today's show is a journey, much like this podcast. Oh, yeah, does that sound like Morgan had a go with me.

No, no. She said something very impactful. Yeah, it was nice. And it was just, yeah, really, really gorgeous. Enjoy the show I'm telling up Jess and Ducco in the morning Stop what you're doing

And listen There's only one show to wake up for you I'm not that easy to tang If you could crack anyone You could crack my mum I ain't gotta explain Ducko Is this an orgy

I don't know what's going on Got him going insane I was today years old When I realised what I've been missing You Pass I should be more ball away. Fuck yeah, talk it.

This is Jess and Dumbo. Right on 6 o'clock. Happy through the week, we are here. Lower your voice. Nah, nah. We're here. We're here. We're here.

We are here together. Yes. We had a hell of a day yesterday. We did have fun. It was wonderful. We were out at a function. We're hosting. Oh, I hate that F word.

My parents use that word all the time. It's old, isn't it? And it makes it sound so sterile and dusty. We have a function. We had a function. at a reception centre. Yeah. Nah, we got on it.

We got on it. For Melbourne Cup with a excellent group of people. Yeah. Bloody 400 strong or something. Yeah, it was... In total, possibly more. I was just getting us bottles of Rose-A and we just didn't say no.

We just kept going, you know? Once I told you that I hadn't driven, I saw your eyes light up. He went, excellent. Because I was sort of just taking it easy and then my parents were there. Shaga, obviously, he was doing his thing. And I said, you drove you, and you go, no.

I go, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I didn't want to stuff around with parking I'm glad you didn't I'm glad I didn't because I couldn't care less about the horses couldn't even tell you who won When the race was on

Jess was sitting down editing the reel that she posted yesterday Which I don't think broke the internet About our fashion checks or fit vibes Or did we eat or whatever And I looked over I was like me and shy guy Mum and Dad were next to each other

Do you know why it didn't break the internet Because someone didn't accept the collaboration Because the Melbourne Cup was on it At the same time you posted Someone didn't accept the collaboration Do you know how I got shy guy to accept the collaboration? You made him. By asking for his phone that I needed it for something

and then going on his Instagram and accepting it behind his back. Bab, she said me, she goes, do you want to collaborate on this? I was like, invite me and I'll reassess. Did you notice I've done that, shy guy? Yeah. Did you uncollaborate? No. It's still there?

Yeah, it's still there. Good boy, thank you. But that's when I asked for your phone, you were like, what do you need it for? And I was like, I just need a text on me? Yeah, I thought that was odd. Yeah, I was going on your Instagram. And I was like, I can't play the same. tactic twice with ducco you could just ask me if i could just do it now

but the reception that place was bad because i tried to do it before but the reception wouldn't actually load is that your excuse ducco the reception yeah it was bad reception and then i forgot about that we missed the moment and then the magic was over but god we had fun drinking yeah we did we did and i got up on the ponies i failed instagram i do it's great i got up on the ponies i got the winner half yours i'd right because i thought someone had said i'm backing up yours yeah and i was like how do you get away with naming a horse up yours that's running in the cup. Another female jockey wins the Melbourne Cup.

Seeing this vision of Jamie Mellum, greeting Michelle Payne, who was obviously the first female to win on... This is testing my knowledge. Is it a couple years ago? Yeah. Was that two years ago? No, longer, I think. It might have been even longer. But a moment of, yeah, Jamie

going up to Michelle and them having this beautiful moment. It actually just gave me chills. It was really amazing for women in sport, particularly obviously male dominated. Literally, Justin, not care about the race, She goes, a woman won't one? Oh, yeah, 100%. I'm like, oh, I care now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. On you, Jamie. And then I also want money on her, so thank you. And I won money on the other one, Middle Earth, to place. Middle Earth? Yeah, that's a fun name. That's why I put it on it because there's a lot of the rings, man. I should have looked to more.

I know. I got up, I got some good coin from that. What did Middle Earth come? A third. Yeah, to place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. It was always exciting when you went on the cap.

Shy Guy, you were doing some, some investigation. You were reading the doctor turf. Yep, I, did you get up? Yeah, I backed two out of the three for each way. So I got, I backed the two and the third. So whatever. Half yours? Yeah.

The winner? No, not half yours. God, he's excited about it. I just forget. I won about a hundred. We're hung over. What's your excuse? He's more excited about the sausage and egg McMuffin.

I've brought him this morning. Yeah, Jesperos Maccas, which is very nice of you. But now my guts are hating me. Yeah. Because I went from Lamb Shole yesterday into pizza last night, into Maccas this morning. I had pizza too. Yeah, what else do you get? Did you have the spicy salami?

What's your, actually, I don't know. your pizza of choice? If you say Hawaiian. Hawaiian? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did know that. I blocked it from my memory. It was a good day. It was a wonderful day. We were missing someone. We were. And I feel like we've got a different colleague today because I don't know who this young lady is with the fire new hair. Yeah, she's got brown hair. Yeah, just changing it up.

We had a day on the source and you had a rebrand. Yep. It's a big day for all members of the team. Babs, I don't know if this will make you feel better or feel bad for missing out. But the most common question we got yesterday, where's Babs? Yeah, we did get that. Why didn't she come? Did she really just do her hair? Does Babs like you?

A lot of people asking where you were, wanting to meet you, wanting to mingle. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. And we told them she hates us. She just get her hair done instead. You sent her a message and you say the hair looks bad. Yeah, so prepare to get, when you do the soft launch of the brunette today, there's going to be a lot of rice cookers who are upset with you.

Opset, very upset. All right. You know what my parents said to me about shy guy, though. What did they say? They said, child guy's not even shy. He said he's not even shy. He's a guy, but he's not shy. How do you feel about that?

You're not living up to your name. Yeah, well, like, the name's dated. Yeah, I agree with you, shy lord. I agree with you. Hang on. So, Babs, the blonde Babs has had a rebrand. She's now brunette Babs. Yeah, brunette Babs.

Are we saying shy guys rebranding, confident guy? Confidence, man. No. Confident guy. Oh, true, no, because he's not confident. What's the one syllable for comp, break? Like, what's something in the middle of confident and shy? Ah, chatty?

Nah, because he's not overly chatty. Ah, he's not. All right, we're going to workshop that in 048-18-106-9. If you've had the pleasure of meeting shy guy. Yeah, yeah. And you also agree, he's not that shy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's actually quite personal.

Do you know what he is? I mean, he's shy guy, and I gave them pre-warning, you know. Yeah, we talked about that one out, yeah. Do you know what he is charming? I think that's what discombobulating. people because he asks nice questions. He's not in your face. Are you charming guy? The ladies on our table were like, oh, it's the dimples. He's got two dimples when he smiles. I was like, ooh, dimple guy. Oh, Prince Charming. That's a bit of fun.

I'd rather that of a dimple guy, honest. All these names are fun, mate. Anyway, we're a bit dusty today. Yeah, yeah, I got the steamer, a cup of tea with manuka, honey, my giant water bottle, macas. I'll be on the toilet and... Did you bring your squatty body from her? I did. It's in the toilet ready for me to go. I don't have a workout this morning. God, it was... Something quite like an AGB, is there? I haven't had mine yet, so I'm just hoping.

I'm just praying. Text me from the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll live stream it. I was mid-AGB when I text you guys. I'm going to be 10 late. And then I was in the Maccas drives and when I said, I'm going to be another 10 late.

I was in the shower when you sent out. I just laughed. And I got out of the shower. Then you sent the Maccas one. I was like, ha-ha. Anyway, Shaga, we're cooking with gas. They might need you to step up today, Prince Charming. Come on, Prince Charming.

We'll see. I've just uncovered a problem but we'll figure that out later What do you mean? Someone went out to call Jess has given me the wrong number Oh Because we were drunk when we got that number

So I've just texted a random person Have they replied? Yeah they've gone This isn't Jesse This is Sean And I'm like okay I don't know who you are sorry Sorry to wake you up

Did you say hey it's shy guy? Yes Pretty charming I genuinely took the guy's number down In front of him I know I've did a full text just now We got this guy's details

Because he wants to call And berate a member of the team who wasn't there. Oh, no. Oh, no, damn. I've cross-referenced it. I don't know what's gone wrong. Oh, damn, that sucks.

He had some good gear for you, Babs. Prince Charming, I'm sorry. I think there's another way I can find him. Okay, all right. Stick with it, guys. Don't go anyway. We've got a big show. Alfax 10 case at 7 and 8.

We got Shy Guy dips at 7.30. We've got more chances for sticky-a-dick tickets. What's right? I'm next. Yeah, mate. Do we need the brunette babes in here for this? I think so. Yeah, oh, yeah.

We need to use her as much as we can today. You and Prince Charming, really got to step up today. Today's one of those, your key players go down injured. You need the supporting cast to pick up. That's right, the bench warmers. This is your time. This is your time to just, you're off the bench, Babs, you're off reserve grade. Babs, have you had your bacon and egg?

No, I haven't eaten anything yet. Here we go. Don't eat anything. No, don't eat anything. Just keep, keep clean. Keep ready to go. We need you today. Let's get you soggy.

All right, eat it. God damn it. Anyway. Six bucks for a soggy sausage and egg. I would have thought so. Eat egg. Jess and ducco. Jess and ducco.

Olivia D. Oh, man. One of those days, isn't it? It's going to be the longest thing of my life. It's going to be the longest thing of my life. Jess is just saying he needs to get a hearing check because she couldn't hear us over the, we're on the mic here today. It was very noisy. It was hard to hear.

We were sort of yelling into the mic. So what I end up doing exactly? A microphone is meant to amplify your sound. Your sound, but because I can't hear myself, I end up shouting, and you result in this nonsense. Yeah, yeah. And I was going, I was going, Jess, can you hear me? And I was just being softer and softer. And then she's like, what?

What are you saying? Just panicked. Oh, man, Tay's going to be fun. Anyway, we're a bit slow, but. You haven't more than I did. How are you all right? I feel remarkably, I'm very seasoned. Like, I'm, you know.

I'm not, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, hey, and I got you yesterday. You did. I was having as much. Don't get me wrong. We were having it. A fun time. I cried at one point. She did. Yeah, there was tears. That's awesome.

When Flo was there in Morgan. When you left, I cried. And she put her hair over her face and she was like rubbing and crying and dad's like, is just crying. I was like, just ride it out, Dad. This is normal. These things happened, Dad. Who wants more Rose? Top up.

Weren't my parents fun yesterday? They were brilliant. They had a great time. And I thought I got your mum offside early because I poked her eyes out with my. You poked everyone's eye. I know, but Kate was the first victim. And then I'm pretty sure I got her again. And then I got Duckall about four times in a row.

I thought, oh, Kate's not going to be happy with how her. You had was good, I thought, I thought it was good, I must admit. I wasn't keen on the idea of it, but I actually thought it looked good. Thank you so much. I had a lot of people saying, are you entering fashions on the field? It's like, oh my God, thanks so much. It's hard. We looked fantastic.

We looked so good. And a lot of people, how cute was this, Babs? A lot of people, because Ducko was wearing a nice deep blue blazer, I was wearing a nice light blue dress. A lot of people going, did you coordinate? And I obviously was like, obviously. Obviously we did, yes. Yeah. It sounds like a beautiful day.

It was a lots of fun. Lots of bitchedies were going around babes. So much bitch teaser. But we were just talking about trying to give shy guy a new nickname. Oh, yes, that's right. He's not shy anymore. My parents yesterday were like, shy guy, like I got a problem. He's not shy.

Yep. You know, but he's not confident, but he's not shy. Sort of in the middle of I said, what can we call him? I've just chucked some things into chat GPT. Okay, here we got some great ones. So what prompted? Did you give it? I said, we call our producer,

shy guy. But he's not that shy anymore. He's come out of his shell. However, he's not super confident. What's something we can call him in the middle? Normal guy. Yeah. No, it didn't come with normal guy, actually. Neutral guy. No shalom. Oh, these are all good guys. Chill guy, was one. Chill guy. Low key. That just said low key. What about this one? Put guy on the bed. Steady G. I don't hate steady J. Because he is someone you can rely on. You're steady. You're relatively unflappable. Unless I get you the wrong number for a rice cooker who said he wanted to come on. That one's not on me, so I feel fine about it.

Steady, G. What a neutral tone guy? Soft-spoken man. But this is my favourite, and this is what I think we'll catch. Here we go. Mellow Man. You've just, in one nickname, got me on board with chat JPT. I like mellow man.

Because that way, when we want to like prank him, we just fill his office with Mars. There's a lot of more gear that we can do, the lounder. And you're mellow, bro. Hey, mellow man. And also, he's 30 now, Ducco. Yeah. He's not a guy. He's a man.

Yeah, so true. You know what I'm saying? Guy, he's very juvenile. Yeah. You're a man. You're a man. You've matured. You've evolved.

How do you feel about mellow man? You've hit peeve even become mellow man. Well, I don't love it. Wow, that's the best nickname. You're not allowed to love it. You think Babs likes Babs? You're probably right. Anyway, Mellow Man's where we're sticking.

Melo man. Yeah, yeah. Just for today. Jess and Ducco. It's been a big week of us discussing the difference between, you know, the phrases of millennials. We got right into six, seven this week. He did.

Had a couple of 12-year-olds yelling at us. Yeah, yeah. How can we not understand what it means? And I'm none the wiser still, Ducco. Yeah, I still get it. People are commenting on our social media trying to explain, how their kids are using it, I still, I still don't know. Someone said, my kid's a basketballer, 11.

He says it means tough. Like, they yell it out at basketball to be like, you know, you're tough, well done. Well done. You took that knock hard. Yeah, yeah. What? What? Yeah.

People can't explain it. However, millennials are now getting mocked by Gen Z of something we do. So there was the, remember the millennial pause before you'd film a video that you'd hit start and then you'd pause and then you go. And then Gen Z are like, why are millennials pause? You just go straight away. Because they're so big on social media, namely TikTok, and it's so raw and real, they're looking at us going, stop baking it.

What are you thinking about it for? Just launch in. It's like, shut up. I need to just have a minute. Have a second. Now, apparently, Babs, you can back this up, I suppose, that the millennials are getting mocked for their lips that they do, the millennials smile that they do.

Apparently, it's a specific smile millennials do. Yes, I have heard about it. Can you describe what the smile is? It's like a pursed mouth. Like Zoolander. Kind of, but not as intense. Like a cat's butthole. Exactly like a cat's butthole.

You know what? That is exactly what I was thinking of. Picture a cat's butthole. I'm picturing it? I'm picturing it. I'm picture my dogs because it's when I see you the most regular. I didn't say dogs but. I know, but she's got such a tight butt anyway.

Okay, I'll picture her cat's fine. I'll play your game. Yes. You got it in your mind's eye? Yes. Now a picture a pursed lips of a millennial. Yeah, it's the same thing. Are you reckon?

Yeah, I see. that now. There we go. I see it now. That makes sense. Set out the mouth on the button. There's a photo on the back of the article. Oh, gosh.

Something should have told me that. You guys could see that this whole time? I thought you knew. Okay, I see. Show me. It's not very cat. So it's no teeth. It's no teeth.

It's just, yeah, that doesn't have been cats. That looks like a goat's butthole. So it's no teeth. So it's just like purse and like a cheeky little rye smile. Yeah. And kind of like dead eyes, really. Well, it's kind of like, yeah, I reckon those eyes are a bit more like,

hmm, how you doing? Yeah, I would say that's almost quite suggestive that face. Yeah, yeah, I agree. You and I, being millennials, we, I'm not going to say fall into the trap, but our natural disposition for a smile, a lot of teeth. A lot of teeth. A bit of gum. I smile with my mouth open.

You got mouth open. I've got tongue between teeth. Like, there's a lot going on. Yeah, yeah. I'm not, okay, look, I'll show you. If I try to do my millennial smile, I suck it smiling. Like, I can't, ready? What was that?

I felt so weird. That looks like... It's uncomfortable. It's cliche, but it looks like you're holding in a far. And you know, I don't... I can't hold this much longer. I can't do it. I'm about to. And then watch me try and smile with teeth.

Yeah, that's weird. It does look good, does it? It does look weird. Why am I saying so much of your bottom teeth when you do... I look like a horse. You do. It's Mr. Red. Hello, I didn't realize I was doing the show with half yours today. Oh, she's doing Melbourne Cup gear, guys.

Half yours and Melo Man, what a radio show. Jeez, it's going to be a slow morning. Hey, man, if I can't reference the Melbourne Cup winner the day after the Melbourne Cup, when can I? That's true. I want credit for that. Can we actually, can we have a moment? I was good. Ten minutes ago, you didn't know any horses in the Melbourne.

Yeah, but I learned now because Jamie Melman was going to be a job. She knows the rider. Thank you. Can we have a moment. Speaking of this. So, what, what generation are our parents? Boomers. Boomers.

Yeah, yeah. So, Mom has. The boomer finger point. Yesterday, Babs, we're trying to film something. Jess is trying to, like, oh, my God, we need to discuss this. Let's discuss this. We're trying to film. Jess is like, okay, Kate, this is my mum.

Can you film this thing where we're walking towards the camera? I literally said, just hit record. We'll do the rest. And, like, mum's like doing weird angles. Mum's like, okay. And then mum's like, no, stop, stop when we start walking. She's like, no, I didn't tell you to go. And then she goes, she's doing this.

She's putting her pinky out of this. She's doing a pinky movement as though to say action. Action. Because even though the pinky movement. Because even though the pinky obviously was co-ins, because once I looked at the videos, they were only about five seconds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was obviously coinciding pinky motion with hitting play. With go.

So she could have said action, hit play, hit record. Yeah, yeah. But instead, she was doing this weird pinky that, to be honest, I didn't. Yeah, and then she was like, no. And we're like, what do you do? I said, Mom, what are you doing? She goes, I'll do this, like Pinky. And then you guys go.

And then she's like, and then does the Pinky. And I was like, Mom, we can just edit it. Just film it. So many of the videos are two seconds because clearly we didn't go on time and she's gone, oh God, these guys are idiots. Go again. Guys, the pinky means go. I was like, Mom, you know, we can edit this.

But also, we overlaid audio anyway. She could have just taught. Well, the video hasn't even cracked 10,000 years. So where they're standing there, mom's putting a pig out, people are trying to walk past. It was so embarrassing. Your dad was in the middle. You're a bit. He goes, oh, should I move?

If you ought to mind, Chris, please. A cleaning guru has put us all on notice, ducco. How often we should be washing a certain article of clothing. Oh, yeah. I feel like we have touched on things like this before towels, bed linen, underpants. Yeah. Chantelle is now coming for our gym jams. Oh, the pajamas.

That's an interesting one. Exactly. How often I ask you before you know the data, before you know the recommendation, how often do you wash slash rotate? You're Jimmy's. I reckon, jeez, I'd be once a week max. I'd probably looking at a fortnightly

rotation. What do you sleep in again? Just boxes? Boxes and shirtless usually. So the shirt I can get a couple of weeks out of mileage out of, I don't really care. Because you're a night shower as well. A shower night and the morning.

And morning. So that garment of clothing, unless you've had a shocker of a night tossing and turning. Yeah, yeah. Or leaking. All leaking. Unless I'm expelling any fluids that I'm

fine, you know, if I wake up and I'm dry, I'm good. I reckon... But you're 34 now. Don't even lie to me and tell me you have those dreams. No, I've got a pelvic floor dysfunction. You know that. Way to remove the taboo, man. Thanks, ma'am.

I love you talking about it. I reckon seven to eight days on average is how it'd go between washing the boxes. Yeah. Matt and Brunette out there. Maybe like every three to four days. You're rotating jimmies every three to four days. Yeah, because I like when they smell. clean and they're soft. Wow.

Okay. I don't wear them. Here is mellow, man. So you're nude sleep, right? Yeah. So you're always naked, no matter what the season? Only from in a hotel or something, not my own bed. If you're in a hotel, you'll put Jimmy's on. Just underwear. Because you don't trust the mate. Don't sleep in underwear. It's very bad for the berries. I was going to say, I thought the

constricting was very bad. Don't you sleep in a lot? I don't stand hotels very often. So you figure just one or two nights here and there. You love going to a hotel, but your balls hate it. They're like, we're being trapped. For me, I reckon it's like, I reckon it's until I see visible dirt. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. In the beds.

On your pajamas. What do you mean visible dirt? Like, I need to see a butter chicken droplet or a makeup stain. Like, if I've done my makeup, well, I'm still wearing my Jimmy. He's like, I'm not changing those. Very often. No. Okay.

So that's like got to be a monthly. Like it's... You're looking at 12 washes a year. Sometimes. If that. If that. I've got the most comfortable onesie. It's like like a shorts and tank situation, but it's one thing.

And sometimes I take that off of the morning and go, God damn. This needs a wash. But you're like, oh, I can't see dirt though. I can smell it. It's like stiff. But then where do you store them? It's like a... Now that's...

Well, firstly, let me tell you the cleaning. She puts it under the bed, so Angus can't smell it. Because I get ready of a morning in our onsuit, in the depths of the night, because, you know, early start for us all, I leave them on the on suite floor. I'm not walking back into the bedroom to shove them under my pillow. No, I don't do that. Or pit him in the... No.

They just stay in the bathroom, too. They just stay on the floor, which I don't hate because I know where they are. Yeah, bathroom floor with your butter chicken covered, stiff-bordered pajamas. as, hmm, yummy. She's so hot. So, yeah, where do you keep you? Oh, you don't wear anything. Where do you store in the bathroom, absolutely.

Babs, are you an under the pillow, which is what most Aussies in a recent poll did say that's where they're storing their jimmies. Yeah, I put them under my pillow. There you go. So back to the cleaning. I don't understand the under the pillow thing. Apparently, that's where most people polled.

It doesn't make sense to me. That's where you put your head and you're putting your dirty pyjamas, essentially on top of your dirty pillow. Well, you guys are leaving on the dirty floor of the bathroom, though. Yeah. I mean, I hang my heart over the bathtub, so I'm a step above. Mine's, I really need to care more because the cleaning guru has said we need to be rotating them, washing them. Babs, I think pretty much what you do, washing them every two to three wears.

I suppose you do sweat a bit in your sleep, like, overnight. Do you? Yeah, you sweat a lot of, I'm pretty Google that. I mean, just, I'm fairly confident you sweat a fair bit overnight. Oh, isn't it funny? Yeah. I don't feel like I wake up particularly. You run hot, though.

Yeah. How'd you go? It's normal to sweat during the night. That's what those things are. Pajamas often make you hot. Yeah. Well, yeah. I'm bad in winter for like longer or thicker pajamas and then you get really hot under the cover.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty much just in a short or a comfy little onesie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there you go. So you might want to reassess your habits. I know I certainly will. Yep, yep. No more just waiting for visible birds.

That's been the greatest pickup of this whole chat. Visible dirt and they're stiff like a board. I always have a goal at my husband. I was like, why is there so much washing for you every week? Like, it's all your stuff and I've got like two garments on the line. He goes, why don't you ask yourself that question? Why don't you start washing? I was like, why is every t-shirt you own in the wash?

He goes, why are none of yours in the wash? Jess and Ducko. The sexiest man alive has come out for this. year, all of the year, I suppose. They do this every year. Yes, 40th, 40th anniversary. It's a big milestone. Oh, is it?

Babs was very excited to give me this story, so I'm very excited to tell you this, because the second and out past winners of this, Patrick Dempsey, of course, McSemey. He's McDreamy. Oh, God damn. John Legend, Channing Tatum, Ryan Reynolds, Matthew McConaughey, the Rock.

All the big hitters, baby. I'm pretty sure Paul Rudd was there one year, and everyone was like, well... Yeah, Edmund. Even Paul Rudd went wrong. This year, The winner is Jonathan Bailey. Now, don't talk over Jonathan.

Sorry. Obviously, we all know him as Fierro from Wicked. Right. But prior to that, Ducco, we knew him from. From, he was in that other show that you really like. Yep. What's it called again? I burn for you in the garden.

Yeah. Bridgeton. You just quoted reggae Jean-Page, but sure. I know the grabs because we played it lots. He was Anthony, who is the... Count. Viscount. Come on, mate.

That actually wasn't. That actually wasn't. That was a lowbrow from me. He's too in Sesame Street. I'm wounded today. We're all a bit hung today. The brain isn't firing as fast as it normally does. I think we go to an Sesame Street, yeah.

That's okay. There is something. This is a forgettable show today. I'm right this one off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Normally I'd call sick if I had a normal job. In the one break, shy guy.

Mellow Man. Yeah, Mellow Man. We've talked about Denzel Washington, Fierro from Wicked, and Sesame Street. That's an all-rounded segment. We're hooking every demographic. We're ticking every box. Here's a bit of Jonathan Bailey being announced. The Sexiest Man Alive and just what do you have to say.

I mean, I giggle, obviously, incredibly flattered. And it's completely. completely absurd. It's, uh, I'm quite excited for some friends and family to, uh, to find out. But, um, yeah, I mean, I'm honoured and, you know, thank you for having me. Oh my God, he's so hot. Ah, so I, he looks nothing like I thought he did. He is a good looking guy. Actually, because you never really watched Bridgeton. Your wife watched Bridgeton. You never sort of glanced. No, I, you know, no. She called me the count for a while in the boot while.

The Viscount or the count? Because they're very two different characters. She was scared. It makes sense. It's why would I started going, ooh, oh, oh, I'll Yeah, uh-uh. The Viscount. She wanted no part in it. So I know you didn't watch a wicked. You could have been Big Bird. No, Snuffle Lufugas.

No, Elmo. Bert or Ernie. Yeah. We're just, everyone say a Sassimmy's in. Cookie Monster. Who's left? Bernie. Who's Bernie?

Did you just combine Bert and Ernie to Bernie? And you're the one that didn't go to the Melbourne car. Yeah, you're not even hung up. We're all... Who's Bernie? Is that a new... Is that a Gen Z, Sesame Street? No.

Oh, no. Anyway, sorry. Are we talking about Sesame Street? Jurassic Park. Oh, he was in that. Oh, with the little glasses. With the slutty little glasses. Yeah, bang on.

Oh, Bernie's the pig. Oh, Bernie is real. Oh, no, that's a Muppet. Sorry, wrong franchise. Let's play out for box. Yeah, okay. Hey, cool. Get out, get out.

I get out. I have to turn it up. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K alpha bucks on here. Top of the bugs. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice.

And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. We are playing for 10K. Our player is Matt. Hello, Matt. Hey, mate, there you going. Matt. Matt.

We are great. We're good. We're firing on all cylinders. There is nothing wrong with us today. The team is good. How are you? Did you celebrate the cup yesterday? No, I didn't put a little bit of a bed on and started on, but that's it really.

So what I'm hearing is Matt's fresh. Matt's fresh. He's good to go. He didn't need a sausage and egg mac muffin this morning. No. He's just powering through. He's good to go. What do you want to spend 10 grand on?

I've got a baby on the way, so that money will come in handy for that. Absolutely. Any money were coming in handy right now, I suppose. Of course. Well, your letter is C, C for child. Okay, Matt? Yep, perfect. You ready to rock?

Sure, let's go. Here we go. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter C, we need you to name. Something in the kitchen. Pass. An instrument. Oh, pass.

A Marvel actor. A Marvel actor. Chris Amsworth. A fashion brand. Uh, pass. A six-letter word. Children. An insect.

Uh, pass. A body part. Oh, my God. I'm having a wine blank. What about a piece of furniture? A piece for chair. Yeah. Hey, we've got chair to make it too, baby.

Awesome. A couple passes out of the gate and never help. Something in the kitchen, look, there's plenty of things. Cup or a counter. opened an instrument, could have been that cello, or a clarinet, fashion brand Calvin Klein, six-letter word, I think you said children, which is eight, could have had canvas or candle, an insect cricket or the centipede, a body part, the cheek or the chest or the chin, and look, the chair you got, it was after the buzzer,

though, but you got yourself too. $100 suspend. Yeah, it happens. That's fair. It happens, mate. $100 suspender, budgie smuggler coming all your way, though, just for playing. Awesome. Thank you, Madden. Congratulations on the little one.

Good luck with the next chapter. Have a good one. Thank you. Do play again, 8 o'clock this morning for $10,000 up next, though. I mean, this fits for today, doesn't it? Oh, it really does. And it's funny, you had this circulating long before. I did. You know what I mean?

But now we can add our own two cents to this question. I made a mind it probably the worst thing I think one can do hungover. Yes. But I mean, today's up there, isn't it, Jess? I don't think we're our best. I had this in the books to talk about for a couple of days now. A friend of mine did what I... Now, I've done a lot of bad things hung over.

Like, I've driven from Brisbane to Sydney hungover. That was horrific. That's challenging. Vomiting along the way. Often dry... I went to a theme park once in America called Six Flags with a friend who I'd booked it in with months in advance and she was visiting from Australia and I was so hung over on roller coasters. I'm vomiting.

That's a bad combination. But a friend of mine willingly did some. something hung over, like, knew he had this on the next day on the weekend just gone. And still got blind the night before. Had a golf day on the Friday and on the Saturday, he went skydiving. That's meant to be... How'd that go?

Did he slip on a banana peel? Did he survive? Because that cartoon was suggest otherwise. Should have pre-listened to that. What about this one? This is the one I wanted. It's not helping. Yeah, he went to sky. Oh, that's the no-splat version. Yeah, good.

God damn it. We'd like to nominate doing a radio show. They cancelled the award. It's fine. He went skydiving, hung over, and I think personally, I could not, I could not think of anything worse. Now, isn't it funny?

We're living in 2025 with those indoor skydunkers. There we go, so he just landed. That's a 14,000. foot drop. Normal, normal skydiving or the indoor inner tube. No, full on outdoor in a plane. He had a golf down the Friday and he goes, I'm scottom in tomorrow. I'm going to be pretty hung.

And I was like, mate, I've been skydiving a few times. It's unbelievable. It is the last thing you want to do hung over. Because you were nervous anyway, pretty sure you're not even allowed to be hung over there. You're nervous anyway. You go up high and to feel nauseous and sick in that moment. Would it not wake you up? You would certainly wake you up a bit.

Yeah, but if you're jarring. They did it. Him and his brother went and. did it. What did you say? Like, that was vomiting on the way there, and they were sick on the way there. Imagine that as the instructor, because you know how someone's strapped to you, obviously, unless you have your own certificate.

You are ill, mid-four. That's all being splashed. Yeah, you don't want any of that. That's awful. And they give you the safety briefing, and you're just getting more and more nervous as you go skydiving. A harness being right and the pressure where you don't want pressure. And the plane goes up. I can't remember how many thousand feet it is, 15 or something.

And it just goes up and it's circling up and up and up. Imagine that moment you're sitting, the doors open and you have to sit there as you rock back and forth. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And the instructor goes, three, two, one. Because you've got to lean out of the plane first. Absolutely.

And then the instructor stays in. You've got to put your head and body out of the plane. You've got that gush of winds, 15,000 feet in the air. I can't imagine wanting to do that. And also, just for, it's not a cheap exercise. It's not really take in the moment. It feels like a waste. It does feel like a bit of a waste, isn't it?

Wow. I think getting married. He'd hungover's got to be up there with a bad one. That's why I appreciate people who go, oh, my bucks party is this weekend. Oh, cool, when's the wedding? Six months time. Good. 100%.

Give yourself a good buffer. Plenty of time. Gone are the days where people would do the bucks or the hens the weekend of or, God forbid, the night before. It's just dangerous. Imagine walking down the aisle like that. Oh, being hungover of your own wedding. And you pay all that money for it, too.

Absolutely. Yeah, but I, look, I thought skydiving was up there as one of the dumbest things and the worst thing to be hungover doing. Absolutely. I imagine having to give a eulogy would be pretty bad, hungover. That would be horrible. Don't you reckon that's bad. Sorry, I'm laughing. Just like, Jess was a really good person. Because in the moment you're up there, very emotional, if you needed to bath, what's the closest thing, the bloody coffin?

Yeah, I guess you gave it open. Your last act can't be throwing up on me. Yeah. Well, what a way to go, though. I'll haunt you forever. You would haunt me forever. So 13, 1060, we'd love your nominations. Yes.

What have you done, hungover, I guess? Yeah. And what's your nomination for the worst thing? Hungover. What's your hungover story? Yes. Do you have one? You had something booked in the next day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be way better if I wasn't hung over. Jess and Ducko. The worst thing. You did hung over. Because we know you want Ricky Martin tickets plus accommodation. Oh, stick a Ricky. Sticky Ricky. I wonder if going to a concert hungover would be a good idea.

Yeah, I think that's all right. I think it'd be too loud and pounding. Yeah, it depends what kind of... If you had a Hadarchi... A what? I was like, is this another food that you're talking about that? That's habachi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, if you had a headache, it would be bad to be... I can't imagine seeing Sticky Ricky hung over. It'd be too stimulating. You just need a dark room. The reason we discussed it is a mate of mine on the weekend, had a golf day on the Friday, and then decided to go skydiving on the Saturday. It's a terrible idea.

You did touch base, and he said, yeah, wasn't smart. Wasn't a good time. He survived. Everything was all good, but he did yak on the way there, and I just said, why would you willingly want to skydive hung over? Stupid. Lisa, good morning. Good morning.

What's your nomination for the worst thing to do hung over? I was a godmother once. Well, I still am her godmother. I didn't get the sack. I've never heard of a fire. Yes, no, I was, yeah, I was about 20 for my little cousin. I had a bit of a big night the night before. All the photos from the christening, I'm very, very pale.

Yeah, and when the priest is pouring the holy water on the head. You're in charge of holding the baby when the water thing was happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're there crying as well, like, her. She's ultimately going, father, could you just give me a little cool splash of the holy water, please? Don't me. It's a right of passage as a god parent though when you're that young. Absolutely.

Just to rock up to it. Oh, the christening's on a Sunday. And I'm sure Lisa has offered spiritual and moral guidance for her godchild ever since. You know, I'm a godfather I think three times over. You don't even know the ages of the kids. Susie, good morning. Good morning. How are you?

Yeah, fantastic, Suez. What is the worst thing to do hung over? Well, I was 18 and my best friend and was 15. G.N and we decided to go to one of the islands to go scuba diving. And I had my little tip over the boat on the way out there. And when we got in the water, we get down to, I can't remember what level, but I get this penetrating earache and trying to get to the top. And at the time, I didn't realize I had an upper respiratory infection.

Oh, okay, this is a hell of a combo, Suez. Yeah, so he's holding me. down in one hand it doesn't be known to me she's actually vomiting up to the water like in her mask yes

somebody's having to control her and me so it's pretty disastrous and never to be done again I wonder what hangover spew what that attracts in the ocean you know what I mean a lot of fishies would have enjoyed

that buffet yuck vomiting the mask the fish life was wonderful yeah I bet it was yeah oh thank you Sue scuba diving that that's up Skydiving. Any sort of diving.

Any diving hung, yeah, don't do it. Trevor, worst thing to do hungover, what'd you do? Yeah, it was back when I was an apprentice, so many years ago. I was an apprentice greenkeeper. Went out, had a big afternoon, big night, and had to go and mow the green the next morning, and around at 6 o'clock, and proceeded to be sick on about 6 or 7.3. All the players that morning were, why is the ball running so slow and sticky?

Why won't my ball go in the hole? Oh, it's fluid. There's chunks of pineapple here. And a couple of times it was around the hole, so, you know, I then had to proceed to go back and clean it up. Oh, Treve. On a golf course, like where there are trees around that you could maybe do it there. Yeah, shrubbery from Greenkeeper.

A couple of trees did get a bit of a start, but unfortunately the Greens copped most of it. Oh, Treve, all right. That's a great nomination. And let's wrap up with Tia. Tia, your partner has experienced something hungover. you wouldn't recommend. Yeah, the Red Bull stunt plane. Oh.

Sorry, not a pilot, as a, as a participant, what do you call a passenger? Oh, that's horrific. Oh, my God. So what, G-Force and the flips and all that? Look, you know, you're playing not. Yeah, yeah. I think he said he went up to the second highest G-force. Thank you.

G-force was appropriate. Yeah, good, good. I've seen Top Gun. So did he win that? Was it a prize? Did he pay for it? So I bought it for his 30th birthday. And the night before he went out drinking with his friends

and I picked him and his mates up at 3 or 4 a.m. And were you mad, Tito? You're like, this is kind of been cheap. I was pretty angry, but I wasn't going to let him pull out of it. Amen, sis. No. Oh, and how did he go? Did he hate every second of it?

We got out of there pretty quickly after he landed. Yeah. On our way in, he looked at the terms and conditions to make sure he could wear his crocs of all things. and that actually said do not consume alcohol within 24 hours before. I think it says up skydiving as well. Yeah, he was more concerned about his footwear. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, no, honey, I can wear my crocs. Didn't we do that as a phone topic as well? What'd you do in crox? We talked about it, didn't we? Did we do it? Did we do it? We did it go off? Yeah, did it slide.

Yeah, yeah, we'll add that to the pile. Went on the Red Bull stunt plate. Jess and Ducko. I reckon producer's shot guys having a glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? Shai Guy dips. I'm so excited. I want Shy Guy's fuck. As you should be, it's time for the segment that everyone loves.

I mean, Shire Lord, he is good at, well, sorry, Melo Man. Mellow Man. Because he's not shy anymore. Yesterday at the Melbourne Cup event, my parents sat with Shai G for a couple of hours, and they said, we don't think Shai is shan. And that is feedback we've had a couple of times. I was actually telling someone about some feedback. Shy Guy had given me on my clothing choices.

Oh, yeah. And when I told them what? he had said about me. They went, he doesn't sound very shy. He didn't hold back giving you that opinion. So he's had a glow-up, Mellow Man. Mellow Man. Glow-up, boy.

And Mellow Man is the only person on Australian radio who will give you a box of cereal if you can decipher his clues. Yes. So, our first clue today. First clue today is there is a giraffe mask on the back and I've cut it out. Oh, look at you and you're putting it over your face.

I must say, that is a far cry from your usual first clue of two words. Yeah. So giraffe mask. Now, remember, you get another clue if you call it, 13, 1060. If you win this, you win fridge magnet. I don't know about juice, but you're sort of running low on those. Yep. But you get cereal.

Absolutely. And the glory. And the glory. And you go into a special category of person. Yeah. I speak shy guy in ease. 131060. First, cab off the rank, we always welcome you.

Jess and ducco. Jess and ducco. I reckon producer shy guys having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My muck. My muck. Shy Guy Dips. I'm so excited.

I want Shy Guy's spot. As you bloody should be. Always. We are the only radio program giving you the chance to walk away with breakfast for the next couple of weeks. Yeah. I guess that depends how fast. You want to gobble it up? Yeah.

Shy Guy has told us there is a giraffe mask available on the back of the packaging. Yep. We have never had a clue like it. No, that's a big clue. That's a big clue. Tim called through. Tim, as first caller, you get a supplementary clue. Are you ready?

Yeah. All right, Tim. Yeah. The box is brown. Oh, that's a good one. Brown and giraffe, Tim. What do you think? I'm just going to stick with my original guest.

Say Kellogg's triple snap. Ooh, I've never heard of that. Neither have I. What is that? We can't confirm or deny if it's a brown box and there's a giraffe on the back. Unfortunately, it's not what we have today, Tim. I do want to try that. Thank you, though.

Yeah. We got to Riley on 13, 1060. Riley, Brown Box, Girard. not triple snack. You will get another clue. Riley, your clue is the giraffe is on the front and the back, and it's also wearing a purple and orange jumper. You're really focusing on this giraffe, aren't you?

Yeah, you love the giraffe. Show me the box. Riley, good morning. Morning, how are you? Excellent. What have you got for us? Is it the chocolate pillow? We're flirting, Riley.

You have done. I'm going to say 99. Actually, you know what he's done? He's actually done 110% of the work. He's done too much. Riley, you're going to feel filthy with the silver medal. You are. It's one of those silvers that should have been a gold.

Absolutely. And it's a technicality, but we are a stickler with this game because it's our favourite. It has to be. Cooper, good morning. Morning, how are you? Excellent, babe. We've had a giraffe on the front and back. It's a brown box. We've got...

Oh, do you want more? Yeah, I'll take more still I'll have another clue. Smart man, Cooper. I have an audio clue for you. Oh, okay, you go. Okay, and drop the bot like the bag of cereal, okay? Oh, jeez, that was heavy.

Show me that bag. It's dense, Cooper. Oh, there, boys. Okay, Coop. Oh, Jess is wearing the giraffe mask. I just cut the eyeballs out. A little fun in here today. Um, Cooper, what do you think?

Are you sticking with the original clue? Uh, yes, I am. I'm going to go the Choco Pillows. You know? Can you spell what you're imagining Choco? Because I don't think I'd pronounce it. Choker, it could be Choco. C-H-O-C-O-Pillow.

Yeah. I thought it was Choco. See, Chogo said choco off air to us. I first read it as choco. It's got to be choco because it's chocolate. It has to be chok. And choco is a vegetable that would not work well in a cereal. I feel like choco's problematic on cereal, yeah.

I agree. Cooper, are you actually a consumer of the choco pillow? I am. I get them from Audi. week. There we go. You don't need to go shopping this week, babe. Geez, they're dense, Cooper.

How do you feel after a big bowl of those? Sick. Well, I keep doing it. Well, you're elite, Cooper. Have you ever played this game with us before? I haven't played this one, but I won Keith Urban tickets off views. Oh, God. Well, he's a great rice cooker.

We love him with our family. I was the Prime Minister one. You know the Prime Minister, all the Prime Minister's dating back to the Oge? Yes. Oh, yeah. I remember you. Cooper, Cooper. You were, yeah, you're fun then, you're fun now, Cooper.

Amen. But, Cooper, we do have something we need you to do for us for this game, Jess. You're taking them through that. We need it on the record, Cooper. Hi, my name's Cooper. My name is Cooper. And I'm so excited. So excited.

I just won Shy Guys Box. Imperative there. Okay, we're rolling audio, rolling sound. Perhaps it's looking good out there. Oh, she dyed her hair brown. All right. And action. Hi, my name's Cooper, and I'm so excited.

I just won Shy Guys box. Oh, my God. Jess and Ducco Just got a message from my wife She's not happy with me This is an insight into why I am or how I am the way I am. I don't like when you upset Morgan.

No, I didn't. It's nothing I did. Well, I mean, I suppose I did. Nothing like I said. It's not what you think. It's just who I am as a person. It's who she signed up for. So I, you know, I normally have oats and berries

of a morning. Oh, sorry, no berries but oats, right? Yeah. And I, we've run out of oats here at work. You've switched the berries with cillium husk for your gut health. Yeah, not today. We had macas today, didn't we?

You and I? Oh, I bought these to a sausage and egg and they didn't want it. That's right. That's at it. Oh, did you? Good girl. Good girl. Yeah, I did.

Oh, mellow man just put his in the bill. Yeah, yeah. Shaggot didn't. Oh, better than us. No, I just wasn't feeling. No, that's fine. In the mood for a 5.30 a.m. I made the call.

Yeah, yeah. So I said to Morgue, as I was feeding flow last night after a few drinks, I was like, oh, can you me a favor? can you put some oats in a container for me and put some berries and yoga in a container for me? I'll take it to work. And she goes, you will forget to take this. I go, no, no, I won't.

Leave me a note. If you put a note on the kitchen bench, I won't forget. Because you'll see it. Your bench is relatively clear. What's the note? I've remembered. And she's like, also, that Viking helmet that you gave that took for us for Halloween,

I put that on your bag, like on top of your bag. Get it out of the house. I was like, yeah, no worries. Okay, right. I then put the... Hey, what about the hat with the fish that she wore? That was in the bag. That was in the bag.

the bag. I thought she was like, I'm keeping that one. I like that. She's like, take the hats to work and take your yoga to work. I was like, copy. I can do that. It's fine. I'm a grown man. I'm a grown man. With a mortgage. I have responsibilities. I have bills to pay. As I have then put my banana in my bag. I've just moved the Viking helmet slightly off, put it sitting in front of my bag, go to bed, wake up this morning, get out of the shower, do that stuff. Obviously, I forget the oats. Obviously, I forget the berries. Obviously, I forget the hat. And Morgan just sends me a text and goes, the hat is on the table the berries are in the fridge

and the oats are on the note which you ask for and I'm like yeah but you didn't put the note on top of my keys you know I need to see it Morgan you gotta play the player babe

why would you put a note in the kitchen bench in the middle when my keys are on the left we've been together 10 years Morgan come on come on Jess and Ducko in the morning

Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabet on here You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. We have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. Of course, we come back if there is time.

Now, we are playing for $10,000. Our player today is Nathan. Hello, Nathan. How are you? Fantastic, Nate. At 7am, we would argue our contestant didn't give it a good crack. How hard are you going to crack this egg right now? Hopefully I can crack it.

You're going to crack it? Yeah, I can see you cracking it. He's going to scramble it. I can feel him cracking it. Poach it. Yeah. He's going to eat it. What do you want to spend 10 grand on?

Oh, maybe a few bills and some Christmas presents? Oh, of course. Christmas is around the corner now. He's a sensible fella. Geez. Fifth of November, Christmas is here. I know. Is your tree up yet, Nathan?

Are you not a... No, not yet? No. No, yeah. Okay. Well, let's get into the festive spirit first by winning $10,000. Absolutely. The letter you're going to work with today, Nathan,

W for wow. Wow. Nathan, just won $10,000. Yeah. That'd be good. That'd be good. He's ready. Your time will start after the first question, Nate.

Let's rock. Starting with a letter W, we need you to name a cooking utensil. With. A TV show. Pass. An appliance. Washing machine. Something in the shed.

Wheelbarrow. A cocktail. Pass. An accessory. Watch. An actress. We're not. a writer.

A biscuit. A six-letter word. Wonder. A shoe brand. A TV show. Oh, got through all 10. Had some great answers. Ended up with six.

Six are the best. A TV show could have been Westworld or White Lotus. A cocktail could have been the whiskey sour or the white Russian. Biscuit. We did this when Shaw Guy Dips was Bickey's wagon wheel, the big hitter. Ah, it was always guest, wasn't it? Or a wafer, you get a said. And then a shoe brand, Babs' favourite, Windsor

Smith is in there. They like a chunky mule at Windsor Smith. Nathan, sorry we can't give you the 10 grand for the bills and the Krissie presents, but this could be a good stocking stuff, a ducko. Yeah, what's he got? 100 bucks a budgie smuggler. Oh, that's all yours. Thank you. You're very welcome, Nathan.

Thanks for joining the show. Yes, thanks for that. Merry Christmas. Oh, geez, that's awkward. Merry Christmas. Hey, you're the one who brought up Christmas with Christmas presents. Yeah, Merry Christmas, Nathan. Merry Christmas, dear, too.

Thank you. He says it to you, not as me. My Christmas buddies, you know. Just dash her and blitzin over here. I'm Rudolph, mate. Come on. Hey, up next. Don't look at me.

Don't look at me, little puppy. Once again, I should have found what you wanted. I should have three. I gave you two other options. I was going to tell you Drew. That is not what I asked for, mate. Because I did know you were going to play it. Look at me.

That's not what I asked for, mate. Because I'm surprising everyone. That's what I do. Classic Rudolph energy. We're asking, what are you doing when no one's watching? But instead, you know, whatever. Jess and Ducco. 131060, what do you do when no one is watching?

Don't look at me. Don't look at me, little puppy. Why have you cut off puppy? I know. That's the grab. Don't look at me. What I wanted is, Don't look at me!

From Gingerbread Man. You're a master. Oh, very good. Yeah, yeah. That's what it's from. But instead I got, instead I got. Don't look at me. Don't look at me, little puppy.

Which, I'd argue is more fun. Which, where's that from? I don't know. It's just what a fan of. So when no one's watching, yeah, yeah, what are you getting up to? Yeah, when no one's at home, whether it's in a bathroom home. Dance like no one's watching.

Exactly. You know, everyone does weird things on their own. Everyone, you know, whether you admit it or not. Everyone does weird. We're all weird and wacky people. Do you want to go through the internet submissions or do you want to hear ours? Because I know what I do when no one's watching. Okay, hit me.

I pretend I'm Huey. From the cooking show? I talk out loud as I prepare food and look up to the camera. I do that too. And you know what I do? I think I would be very good. Like at a rest of. What I'm doing now is chopping the chicken.

Yes. Really badly. You know, like I love the Jamie Oliver show. I love the Gordon Ramsey, you're nijalous. Sometimes I'll beat Jamie and just put on a bar. bridge. A pinch of salt, mate. Sometimes I get my lemon suspenders and really channel Huey.

You know what I do? When I'm changing, sometimes when I'm changing Flo's nappy, I'll talk to her like I'm about to perform a medical procedure on her and I'm a healthcare professional. Oh, that's fantastic. I like that. I like that. What we're going to do is this is just a routine nappy change. So you're all like dreaming. Yeah, yeah. Just need to check if you've got any feces and you, oh, you do. Now what this is, don't remain calm. We're going to change this.

Oh, you're in good hands. You're in good hands. I like that. Yeah, yeah. That's a bit of fun. Oh. There's some great ones online. Some of these are hilarious. Whenever I go to the bathroom, I always make silly faces in the mirror while washing my hands before I leave. That's Babs. This is my favourite. Sometimes when I'm having a really hard day, I'll pretend my dishes or my laundry are little creatures who are excited to see me.

They also need my help because they're scared or lost or dirty. It's also Babs. It's Babs, right? That's what I thought was Babs. I do appreciate how tender babes. I've watched her clean her coffee cup and she's very tender. Yes. So soft.

Someone says I take all the stuff out of my fridge and sit it on top of it just to look at my home from a different view and I think it's quite nice for them like the butter and the cheese and the milk

It is one of those things I know there's a lot of people who go They would have never seen this perspective pets where they lift their dog up to look on top of the cabinets I do that with Pam

Yeah lift Pam up You would never have seen from this vantage point Here you go sweetheart Look at this is the kettle You're not doing that one Morgan's home No exactly Judging your stupidity

Everyone does this randomly yelping or making an audible sound when memories that make you anxious resurface, being like, oh. Sometimes you do it and your partner's, I'm like, what was that? You're like, what was what? What was what? What did I do? Never mind.

I'll do, my mum and I were talking about this over the weekend, talking about memory loss. But we were, you know, the classic thing, it's very human to walk into a room and go, what are coming here for? Yes. But even when I'm on my own, I have to make this declaration of like, why am I here? Yes, yeah, yeah. Why did I come in here? I'm not, who am I talking to this? I'm pointing at the objects.

It's not you. Did I need the eclipse mince? No. Anyway. You know what I always see when I go into room? I'll probably niche myself for this one. Pirates of the Caribbean, the first one. Where Orlando Bloom comes back into his like, no sword thing.

And he goes, right where I left you. And then the swords on it. And he goes, not where I left you. Because Johnny Depp's taking it. I'll come into a room. Even if it's right where I left. And I go, right where I left you. Not where I left you.

To know why. to no one. Sorry, Jess. That's far too niche. I love it. When no one's watching, you can get away with anything. Someone said, I put my towel between my butt cheeks and walk around while I'm drying off. I just like doing it.

My husband recently caught me. Hang on, put my towel. Like floss. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and just walk around. Yeah, yeah, and clenched and walk. What it would feel like to have a tail, perhaps. 13, 10, 60, you understand what we're saying. Don't be shy.

Don't look at me. Don't look at me. You cannot. You can text if you don't want to call. I put double 8, 0006. What do you do when no one's watching? No judgment. No judgment here. We love it. Jess and Ducco. What do you do when no one's watching? The weird little things, like I read obituaries and then search for the people on social media to see what their lives were like. That's what someone said on a Reddit thread. I love the sound of that. Yeah, that does sound intriguing.

doesn't it? I love the sound of that. Sometimes when I'm standing in a public urinal and can't get going, I tickle the underside of my wiener to start. Does that work? Have you ever tried that? Shagga, does it work? I'd imagine you wrote that.

That's got nothing to do with your blood off tickling. Come on, little guy. Oh, like it's shy. Yeah, yeah, like it's shy. And you're just getting it warmed up. Yeah, getting a fired up, you know. These are great. Someone said I get frisky when I whisk.

eggs. We can really take anything here. See, I don't like whisking eggs because I feel like everything jiggles. I get really like, oh, God. Jiggly. I've been going to the gym for a month. Why am I still jiggling? Wisking isn't hot.

Susie's called through. Good morning, Suez. Good morning. Babe, you're picking up what we're putting down. What do you do when no one's watching? I'm in my 60s and when no one's home, I'll strip off, put the music on. and do a quick jig and a dance on the treadmill, trying to do a quick workout.

If I do it naked, everything's jiggling and jogging everywhere. It's really good incentive to finish it. But I'm doing it in front of an open window. Oh, Suez. Oh, what a great segue that was about the whisking. You're feeling like the jiggling. You're using it as motivation. It is.

It's motivation to just do a quick workout and get it done because you're desperate to get your clothes back on before someone walks past the floor-to-ceiling glass in front of. That is funny. Fantastic. I do, and I hope so. You've got to hope you pray the kids don't come up. Jeez, it just sounds like you just love floating with a bit of dangerous, Sus.

I love it. See, and I'm just picturing, Sus has got a bit of Ricky Martin on. Oh, yeah. As if you're not doing that, to live a Levita Loca. Obviously. Obviously. Mandy, on 13, 1060. What do you do when no one's watching, Mandy?

When the kids are off to school, I strip off and I vacuum naked. Such an interesting thing to do. What do you do naked? Yeah, I think so. And Mandy, what? What satisfaction does that give you? Um, it's just comfortable, I guess. T-shay.

Those track pants and T-shirt you were wearing. It's something about being like... Too inhibiting. Yeah, it's just being like, it's my house, no one's home. I'm a vacuum naked if I want to. Absolutely. And I assume, again, Ricky Martin is on your sound system. Yeah, I would have thought so.

It does feel like tomorrow we need to do. What are you doing naked? That's right. What are you doing naked that you should? What are you doing naked that you shouldn't? Mandy's vacuuming. Yeah. All right.

Okay. Let's follow it up tomorrow. For Ricky Mart. Jess and Ducko. Text us 048-8-1069. Guess how many bottles of rosé we put away? Oh, yeah. Can you tell?

Yeah. It's been a slow day. I guarantee everyone who was with us yesterday is not with us this morning. Couldn't agree more. You and I are professionals, though, and we love what we do. So we will push through. This isn't work. This is just banter with friends, you know?

Absolutely. We were just discussing, Ducko. Things that you do when no one. is watching. Yes. To quote the mellow man, don't look at me. Don't look at me.

Don't look at me, little puppy. There were some amazing contributions. Someone just text us. Please always leave your name. Someone has said, I talk to myself, but I answer back in an accent. It becomes various accents

and basically a four-way conversation with myself. My dogs look at me like I'm nuts. There's nothing better than even speaking to your dog when you buy yourself, just with your dog. Yeah, that's fun. So thank you for that.

Daco. Yeah, what do we got? I always, I'm always nervous. Yes. Trepidious. Yes. Saying anything bad about my in-laws. Of course.

Because they are incredible support for my husband and I when it comes to the baby. Yeah, of course. Comes to their grandbaby. Yeah. They've done something, though, that I think has crossed a line. Uh-oh. Was it something to do with the dishes again? No.

And they obviously didn't hear that because they saw the way. Leaving the freaking sink full of water. Yeah. Just like their son. Angus keeps doing it too. How many times I have to shame you on the radio. Yes. It's genetic.

No, they've done something that's worse. Okay. Because I feel disrespected in my own home. Oh, which is kind of technically their home. Isn't it then? Because you're renovating and they're giving you rent-free. Oh, should I not do this? Nah, let's do it.

Oh, no. No takebacks. We'll do it now. Jess and Ducko. We have fleshed out a number of times. Going up against the in-laws is difficult because obviously there is a power in balance. I constantly want to impress them.

I constantly want them to feel like I am. This sounds really weird, but like worthy of their boy. I want them to give me a double thumbs up. Even after all these years and being married. Absolutely. I still want them to find me impressive. So having any conflict or issue, it's a real bug bear. Yeah.

But I don't know what to do in this situation, Darko, because they've disrespected me. They've disrespected my family and they've disrespected my culture. Are we bringing culture into this? We are bringing culture into this ducking. Tell me how you'd handle this. Hold on.

Do I need to put a horse's head somewhere? I'm going to make them an awful camera for you. My daughter, she's two years old. She very much has entered girly, girly. She loves tutus, she loves butterflies. She loves a baby doll. Oh, she's paternal like that. It's funny how that just happens.

Like, do you teach that to her? Does it just pop up? We didn't buy her one baby doll because I'll be honest. I go, I find them creepy. Yeah, yeah. I don't care for the baby dolls, the baby Bjorns. And you always follow in weird positions the next day. And the ones with the freaking eyelids that clothes.

Yeah, they kind of look like that. The way you rock it or the way they're having a seizure. Oh, my God. And some of them are really realistic and then some of them are really too fake. Yeah, it's a bit weird. And they're also weird. I'd also get too attached to the doll. Give it a name and give it a full personality.

So we weren't going to buy baby dolls because I didn't want them in the house. But she goes to daycare. They've got baby dolls and everyone tells me she's obsessed. That's all she wants to play with. Right. So I relent. We buy her one from Kmart. That's the one we lost on the plane over to Italy.

And we did name it because it's nice. It's a little baby doll. We've got to give her a name. Her name was Flavia. Yes. I do remember Flavia. We lost Flavia and I think about her a lot. Yeah, that's where we lose Flavia on the flight over.

On the flight over. In business class. As soon as we get to Milan, our first stop was, let's go find a toy. shop, we can't not have a baby doll. Yes. So we buy another one. We named her Gloria. Yeah, yeah, good. So she's got the baby doll. What does she need more baby dolls for? Yeah. We come home

the other day. I come home the other day. Poppy and Gigi have bought another baby doll. Huh? To replace Gloria? Well, why do we need to replace? Gloria's fine. What's Gloria done wrong? To them? They bought another baby doll. But my issue is we've got pre-ced in here, Daco, as you can clearly see.

Yeah. We name our things Italian names. From Flavia to Gloria. Gianne, Lucian Magarita. That's right. There's a dingo called Daniela. And then there's Angus and Jess. There's Angus and G.

And I come home. Yes. And I was like, oh, a new baby doll. What do we need another one for? But Gigi, grandma, goes, yeah, this is Emma. Emma? That doesn't fit the mold. She's trying to really hit you with an Aussie name, just a plain Jane.

Who's Emma? This isn't Flavia. I don't want a name. Emma, so I start going, oh, yeah, no worries. We're not calling it Emma. No, yeah, we'll change the name. Can you change the old name, though, once the name is set? So I tried to get Asunta to catch on because my dad.

There's your problem right there. But I want, I want... What about, like, Panadipi or something, you know what? Panopi. Is that not Italian? Pinalop. What's another Italian lady's name? Josepina?

Isabella. Isabella. But she's got a friend a day that called Isabella, so I'm like it. Can't do that. Assunta, we don't know any Asunta. We don't know any Asunta's. I thought that was wonderful. No one knows any Asunta's. My dad, you're in Asunta, that's where I got it from.

Emma. And they're going on and on about Emma, Emma. And Angus is like, it would it be such a bad thing if there was a baby called Emma? I said, yes. Her name's Lucia Margarita, for God's sake. Yeah, she's Italian. Look at her. She'll meet many Emmas in her life.

She probably won't meet her asunta. Yeah, that's true. I want to make sure this little girl grows up surrounded, deeply inspired by her culture. I mean, her middle name is Margarita. She's not running from it. So why can't, yeah. It'll be there. One thing.

Gloria was like the most Anglo, I thought we would go. Emma. So now what's going to happen is... No disrespect to my friends called Emma. Any Rice. It's just not the name you like. It's not the name I want. Are we now going to start seeing you just randomly hiding Emma in places that Emma doesn't want to be in?

Oh, Emma's in the bin again. Oh, Emma's dangling over the balcony. Oh, Emma's just fallen, taking a big 20 foot fall. Emma might go on exchange. Yeah. I don't mind where... Well, Emma's got swept out to see. See, this is the Ishidako.

Like, I didn't buy Emma. Poppy and Gigi board. I don't need to know that. You know what I mean? Emma's not going to, you know. I just feel so disrespected because they know. Yeah. It's like they don't call Gianni Gianni.

They call him Big G. And I'm like, call him. How do they feel about Luci's middle name? I've never asked. Can you please ask? Hey, why do you guys never call her by her full name? I don't want to know. Right.

They probably call her Looch M. Luch Mary. So now you've got a new relative in the house. Yeah. And I just, like, Angus will go, you know, it's bedtime, go find Emma. And I'm like, Emma. Gloria only. Like I'm fighting with a freaking inanimate.

You're fighting with a doll over a name. And I'm too gutless to actually bring it up to Poppy and Gigi. Yes and Ducko. Geez, anyone got gear here? No, we're great. We're a bit early. What else we got going on? I've just posted a poll.

Yeah. On my personal Instagram, this is not self-promotion, but I've just posted it on mine. Yeah. You, your family, actually, your parents came down to celebrate Melbourne Cup with us to support Shy Guy in being our plus one when Babs had abandoned him for a hair appointment. Yeah. But my hat, my ostentatious, quite large hat for Melbourne Cup. I was out.

Sort of went around the group a little bit. Yeah, your mum had to go. Your dad had to go. A couple of lovely people had to go. You had to go. snapped a great pick of you. But when I got home, my daughter also wanted to have a go. So I've just put a poll.

Who wore it better? Oh, we're going to all us. Well, no, it was just you versus Lucia. Oh, me then, obviously. I'll win that battle nine times out of ten Lucia. Come on now. Who's cuter? Do you find children falling over funny?

Yeah. I do. I've got a couple of videos where she looks like she's had three bottles of rosé as well. When I got home yesterday, she was twirling. She's obviously got dizzy. But I'm hesitant to pose it because I don't want people to go, that's not funny. Oh, they probably will.

But, stop them. How much more fun is parenting when you're a bit to tips out? Oh, I disagree. I found it really challenging. Maybe it's because I feel like I'm on their level. I couldn't see the words of the gruffalo. I didn't try and read. Struggling to read this story.

Ency Wincy Spider was like, I'll take over. It's fine. I went, no, no, you parented all afternoon. He's like, get out. I was the thing I was doing the same thing in the morning. She was like, I'll go, but no, I'll go. Insie Wincy Spider Club. But we got through it.

You got to pay to play, man. We've had a hell of a morning. It's been a great show. Look, there's been ups and downs. There's twists and turns. It's been good fun, though. We learnt something about Sesame Street, Bridgeton and the Muppets. And that will all make sense if you get the podcast.

I'm listening. We've got a new name for Shy Guy because my parents said he's not too shy, but he's not super outgoing. He's charming. He's a great conversationalist, so he needed a glow up for the nickname. Mellow Man. Mellow Man. He's still laid back and cool. Or Daddy Dimples.

No. You've been brought up a bit yesterday. So, Shy Guy, you can cut me off if you don't want this to go any further. One of the women on our table, because we were very lucky to be tacked on to a group of five ladies who were having a hell of a day. She pulls me aside. She goes, Jess, how old is Shy Guy? I said he's 30, just turned 30 this year. She goes, I've got a 28-year-old daughter who's single and looking.

I tried to grease the wheels with Shy Guy, but he basically cut me off and said, I'm not interested. I'm not interested. about the daughter except the fact that you have one. I said to it, I had the same cover. I said, Shagai, and he's like, stop doing that. I was trying to say. No offense.

Every mother thinks that their daughter is the most beautiful thing. Yeah, that's why it's funny. But how are you meant to know? Unless we get, and it's all about looks, shy guys. It's not about looks, but it's biased. Can we see a photo? Then Shagai goes, no. When he sees the photo.

I'm not interested. I'm not looking. We also met a Char Godot are having a lovely chat with a vet nurse who was telling us that you Yes. We should get Brugon. Yeah, about, When fish, when they're upside down, they're actually can still be revived.

They're more likely not dead. They're not dead. They're just anxious or something like that. You need to spin their world upside down. That was actually crazy to learn how many fish we potentially flush. I don't mean we. I mean, as a collective, not knowing, maybe they were just a little bit out of sorts. Out of sorts. And then you can, she said you express their anal glands.

Yeah, you need to, kind of like you would for a dog, I'd imagine. So, Babs, you've got a new job for the fish. If you ever see them upside down, you've got to express their anal glands. But you've got to be careful, bags, because she did start. say, don't squeeze too hard because you can blow them up. Like you'll squish them. It's not like a soy sauce fish.

Yeah, you don't want to squish it too much. Yeah, I don't squish it too much. And then your fish will eat the other fish. Anyway, Babs, fruit for thought for you. This is just, fish food. She's hated. No one's hated today more than her. I think we should get Brooke on though.

Did you get her number? No. I then said like, oh, Brooke, you're single. Shall I go single? And they were both like, no. And I was like, oh, okay. I'm trying. I don't remember that part of the other.

It's because he's not open. You would run. I don't let. Maybe you had left. You didn't know when I was describing you as a starfish? We were meant to have someone on the show earlier today from the event. He begged. He begged to come on because, to be honest, Babs,

he wanted to give you the third degree for abandoning us. Unfortunately, I wrote his number down wrong. So, Jesse, I'm sorry. Yeah. Because I got someone else in Tasmania. Yeah, we woke up Sean. Oopsie. I should get Sean on anyway.

Why not? Hey, we're out of here. We are back tomorrow. Tomorrow is Thursday, which is always a fun day. What game are we playing? Back to Year of the Song? No, we are... One Second Song game.

TV show theme edition. Fun. Slightly different version of the contest. Hey, I've run the One Second Song game. I'm doing a special edition. Oh, yeah. But if you want to do it, go for it. That's my game.

Oh, yeah. Because it's you and Babs versing each other and Jess is sort of just here. Okay, well, we won't do that. I can do the TV theme edition, but now you're going to know that... Like I so often am. Oh, you do it. No, you run it tomorrow. I've never played before.

You've never played. You've never had a go. No. Hey, that means he has to sit on the buttons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh. Yeah, you will have to sit on the buttons. How's that going to feel? Or you can just label them.

I'll just label it. Like we do the other time, we played this game. Hey, we're out of here. Miss podcast, grab it on this and we'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye. Could have been Big Bird. No, snuffle off against.

No, Elmo. Burt or Ernie. Yeah. Bernie? Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducco podcast. The new spicy Frank's red hot sauce range. has arrived at Meckers.