Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Willie Waters

Episode Date: September 17, 2025

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What a day. What a show. What a show. We're also just discussing savory mints. You were educating me what it was. So I grew up with savory mints, I think, because of rowing. So for rowing, they'd serve saverer mints because you can serve it in bulk. Okay.

So pre-row. No, post. Oh, post, I was going to say, is it a fuel thing, no? It's a... Post fill up. I've seen it on an A-frame in front of a cafe, and I remember thinking, what do you need? Was there sweet mints?

Like, why say savory mince? It's just the name of the dish. Just the name. Like saying French toast or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's literally mince with, like, there's bits of carrot in there, there's bits of veggie in there.

You have an egg as well. Okay. You have it on toast. When you get it for breakfast, yes, you get some sourdough on the sign and it's like you pile it up. Yeah, you put it on the toast. I just can't imagine...

An egg. I'm picturing a bowl of spaghetti bolognaise without spaghetti. So it's a bowl of mince and you can get a spoon. Yeah, but then, you know, you have it on the toast. You can have a bit of spinach in there as well, a bit of an egg. Savory Mince is delicious. I'm a big fan.

You know, I love a passionate recommendation. I'll hold the egg. Maybe I do give it a go. But I'm also not a breakfast person, you know this. You know, who do good savoury mints is that is Lotus, the cafe. I love. Yeah, you like Lotus. However, my issue is, doco, every time I go to Lotus, I have the same thing.

Yeah, well, see, if you mix it up, if you mix it up. I can't. Savory min's for Brecky. There you go. See, there you go, bang. Hello, with a bit of pee. Pea are in there, too. Like, it looks like, it looks like sludge.

It looks awful. You know what it looks like to me? That's a good one. You look, the egg yolk on it, so the egg yolk goes into it. That is a stuff of nightmares. Yeah, it's delicious. You know what that looks like to me? Curried sausages.

Just something I will never eat. I like a good curried sausage. I know you love a curry sausage. I mean, you can't have it all the time. No, it's a treat. It's always, yeah. If you want to call it treat. Is that what you had for your birthday dinner?

Oh, yeah. Curried sausages. It's one of those things you go, yeah, we'll get that. And you go, we don't need that for months. And when you bought it last time, remember you saying it was done. Like, you didn't buy sausages and then stuff for a curry. No, it's done. You just put in the microwave.

Yeah, I know. Who knows how they cook their sausages? Absolutely. Disgusting. What's a sausage? Sossages are so gross. Is it just the scrap? Like, I love them, but they're gross.

If you think about it too hard. Like what part of the animal? That's the thing. It's all the other parts. So when you can buy from a pig, you can get bacon, you can get prosciutto, you can get a pork chop? Yeah. What's left over? Sausage. Yeah, with a mix of some of that, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's

rank. There's nothing good about it. Oh, gracious. Yeah, ground meat, often pork, beef. Do you know what? I don't care if he says poultry. A chicken sausage can get in the bin. Chickens don't belong in sausage form. But once again, if you have them, they're nice. They're nice on like a big breakfast at a cafe. See, I would never. I like, I like a little

soso, a little sauce over now and then, but I don't I don't like buy them myself and cook them often. Do you know, I went through, um, I've follow a girl, a bit of a like a mum influencer, and she does, you know, what my kid is eating on rotation, and it was sausages. I went, ah, I've never done that for Lucia. Yeah. So I bought the bulk pack, split them up, put

them in the freezer. Mate, I gave her one. She spat it out, so now I've got like seven sausages in the freezer. Didn't like it. You need to get her like the lamb and rosemary. She's a fancy bitch. They're the good ones. You get those little fat ones that you get from always like the gourmet section. And the issue is, all the blogs say you need to expose your child

15 times to new food. And that's when they'll actually decide whether it's a yeah, your name. I'm like, I'm not wasting another 14 goes. Yeah, that's annoying. If you're not going to eat it, it's such a waste. Because if I don't want to eat the scraps, it just goes in the bin. Yeah.

Well, the dog gets it. So, this is an interesting social experiment happening outside. So Babs, as we know, is a closed off book. Oh, no, Matt, but Morgan just saw me looking. A cool, at cool. No, they can hear. It's some record. I don't think they can.

Babs? Babs? I know. I'll stop looking. So, you know, Morgan and Babs, I would describe them similar in terms of their both both closed books. They only give you the blur of the book until you really get to know and then they let you in, right? They've only met each other a couple of times.

But they're really hitting it off out there. Like, they're super chatty. And they're not chatty people. Like Morgan is happy to sit in silence and not talk to someone. Same. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.

They're not chattie people, but they're chatting. Like, you know? Is that what it is? Is everyone else a bit too much? Oh, no. Damn, they're on to us. Have you been hearing us.

Have you been hearing us. Yeah. We're just saying, I was just saying it's an interesting social experiment to see a couple of introverts, have a go. Because I'd almost argue, our boss isn't introverted, but he also can have stilted convo. Yeah, awkward.

Because he's almost like, everyone's beneath me. But he was having a great chat to Mork. He loves kids, though. Like, he was the same when Lucia came. He was like, oh, hello, sweetie. We do see a different side. Hello, babe. Hey, little bitch.

Oh, you, Florence. You're looking so full of milk. You're absolutely right. But yes, when you get two of the same. Yeah, you do it. Sorry, now they're looking at this. I know, now you guys just carry on talking like, We were never here.

Okay, we're in the podcast, Morgan. This is what we do. This is what we do. This could go for 20 minutes. And you guys have not gone anywhere to go. So let's just stay here. We're going to do a walk anyway. Join us on the podcast, Morgan.

Do you want to come in, Morgan? Morgan's doing that classic thing where she's talking, but not on mic. Oh, yeah. Not realizing I can't lip read and we can't hear. I've taught her nothing, hey. Or she just doesn't listen. She's like, um, I don't care. I've chosen you as my person.

That's it. Yeah, that is all. Okay. I can't, I think flow is going to be very. extroverted. Like when we go around people, she turns it on and she's super chatty. I don't know if she was chatty at that age. But Flo is very vocal. Like she's, ah,

yeah, yeah. Yes, I remember some, which is interesting, because obviously they're two different people, but if Flo goes the same way as legit, now she's gotten. Shy. I need 10 minutes to warm up. Don't you reckon? Like, she's met you a number of times, but still, I need 10 minutes to warmer. Yeah, she takes well to warm up. And you're like, me, I'll come in hot.

I'm like, Doco, look at this new thing I taught her. Say, she's like, she shrinks. Yeah, okay. So it's a lesson for me. me just ease her into the bath a little bit better but also her coming out of her shell we haven't done dance or anything like that I think she's too young but I wonder if getting into some extra curriculars will also help that yeah come out of the shell a bit more yeah get a bit more of that performance show offy thing you'll be such a dance show mom I think I will yeah it'd be so

funny but my issue is I can't so I can't really do makeup so I won't be a great show mom because I can't help her in any of that regard yeah that's yeah those dance moms are good at that shit. Yeah, they are. And they'd be so competitive with it too. Yeah. Whereas I just, I'm like, oh, I think you should do extracurriculars, they're important. Yeah. But I don't have the skills. Get her into drama or something. I think drama, absolutely. And I would like actually her to be

into gymnastics. I think it's great for the body. Just in terms of mobility, flexibility. And if she falls, she can do a tumble and go, whoa. Look at me. Make a show of it. Wow. Yeah. I like those uneven parallel bars. Oh, the bars. I'd like to see her do that. The bars are the rings. The boat is sailed for me. The ship has sailed.

For gymnastics? But maybe time... You should still give it a go. You never know. Maybe we get some uneven parallel bars at home so she can practice. Mommy will have a crack. Be an injury waiting to happen. Her birthday's coming up.

Maybe that's a gift. You could get her uneven parallel bars for home. There you go. She's like, what the hell is this? I actually wanted to bring this up with you. I don't think it's on air worthy. We'll talk about it here. Shagai, just look over there.

I wasn't going to invite Shagai and Babs. Oh, to the birthday. Because it's very much... I've only invited people with children. Right. I didn't want it because I saw on the invite. And I know Flo isn't going to go on the play. Fuck, Flo can't even hold her head up.

She can't even hold her head up, but she could be there with the children. Yeah, yeah. As they frolic in the bush were going to a nature reserve. It felt weird to be like, hey, shy guy, do you want to come be around 14 children? And yes, the parent. Well, he loves kids. Shy got around 40 children. Just sounds like how we got on the watch list.

Don't. Just shy got a playground again. It's funny. We go to the playground. We fired shy guy's there. It's like, I didn't invite you. Yeah, I was already coming here. Mommy, why's that man back again?

He's the man in my dreams. What's that Slim Reaper doing in the bushes behind the peacock? Oh, that's shy guy. That's shy guy. You want to have a sausage? No defense. So, yeah, what do we invite? Do I have that?

That's a peacock. Yes. I mean, I feel like you have to. But I don't know if Shagga and Babs would want to go. Yeah, see that's the issue because now they're going to be beholden. And they're not going to tell me the truth. But I want them there because nothing gives me more joy than seeing the awkwardness of those two at a party. That's true.

But Babs and I would just hang out. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah. And you can chat to me. We see Babs and Morgan. And we're actually going to have a tasting party of my in-laws wine that they've made and named at Luchetia. I'm excited to have that.

It's now gotten over that eight-week holding. I'm keen on that. We can crack it in. We can crack it open. I'll just bring my glass and be ready. It's almost like, you know when you go to those conventions, it's a wine tasting festival. It's like you walk around, get a taste of every. Fill me up.

B.Y O Cup. Yeah. All right. I'll message them today. I'll like it all went out at the same time. I feel like Shagai wants to go. Yeah. When is it October 20?

I'm busy. Six. Six. That's her actual birthday. Yeah, yeah. I'm free because I looked in the calendar. Thank you. And it's funny because my parents are coming up for the weekend and said, well, can we have her party on the Saturday? Because obviously we need to leave and go home on the Sunday.

I said, absolutely not. We'll be celebrating. Morgan, I'm going to be working. My keys are at my desk in my bag. Sorry, Morgan, you see that flashing on air? That's sacred. Yeah, yeah. Why does she need my keys, Babs?

What's happening out there? Babes is holding for her. They're acting like they can't hear us again. You're choosing when they can't. Can't dip in. Moore just comes in while we're mid-chat. I need your keys. No one respects the on-air flash anymore.

I don't respect to Morgamongom. She just stormed in saying, where are your keys? Would I go to your work when you're mid-cary-ac surgery and go, I need your keys? It's the same shit. Do I go behind the bar while my husband's pouring a fucking gym beam? Why is she getting my keys, Bab? She's actually gone off in the office on her own. I don't trust her either.

She's left the dog untethered. That's going to be a last. Poor Pam. I don't want Babs right now. What the other suggestion was for this. I was like, why don't I bring Pam to work early and bring a bed and we'll just have it here the whole time and you just take fun? Morgan's like, you reckon that'll work? And I was like, I don't, but I want to kind of see if it can.

Yeah, that's a bit of fun. Just for a content point of view. But then I was like, well, if it fails. Because you know what we could have done, Wednesday, Pam's in, Thursday flows in, who was better behaved? Who was less of a drama for you? Jess and ducco in the morning. Stop what you're doing and listen. You know, I got the shit that you're.

There's only one show to wake up with. I'm not that easy to tang. Yes. You know what they're keeping from us, the history books. Giants. I ain't got to explain. Ducco. What's he looking today?

It's me. Got him going insane. Yeah, hi. I could eat peach for hours. Fast. As long as I get my coat, I'm good. Well, yeah, talk it. This is Jess and Ducco.

Yes, it is. Hey, welcome to it. Welcome to a glorious Wednesday team. Hey, the 17th of September, Ducco. What do we know about this day? The most Australian baby's born. Yes, yes, yes. This is the most prolific birthday in our great nation.

I've annoys me now. September is that month where everyone has birthdays in September. Everyone has birthday because you're the one who made the comparison, at least for me. Yeah. That means your parents got jiggy with it. Yep, New Year's. New Year's, which makes a lot of sense. It's a festive time you want to take your clothes off.

But being born now in September, it's like, I used to think September was a great month. It is a great month. It starts to get warmer, finals, footy, all the good times. The days are getting longer. Daylight savings. Hello. It's just Joe Blow's birthday every day. Do you feel diluted? She feels a bit diluted.

See, me in April. I don't feel like I got many mates with me in April. So you can really have a, you can have a party, you can have a meal and no one's really strapped for cash because they haven't blown out with other things. Except I've got my daughter and then you. Back to back. Who goes first? Are you 15?

Flo's the 14th, isn't she? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now, you know, that's always. I think that's the first time you've remembered my date. And that's felt really nice. Because my daughter's the day before. That's felt. Flo.

Thank you so much. After five years of Friendship, he finally will remember my birthday. I don't know my sister's birthday. I don't know my parents. I'm close to you than your sisters. We live in the same postcode. I'm so bad. You know, I'm bad with dates.

I remember my older sister, but I don't remember my younger. But I don't remember my mum. I remember my dad. But do you have the stupid thing. Does your brain do this? You could probably remember your home phone number from the 90s. 337-4-8-78. 9-3-2-8-8-4-0.

It just sits in there rent-free. Both my parents' mobile numbers, I know them off the heart. I can't remember Angassus. Neither can I have more. I tell you my dad's with my eyes. Yes. Because he used to have to ring it, went on the pay phone. Yes.

Oh, my God. Every time he's in front of me, but I'm doing the paperwork for whatever it might be, I always am like, is it 0421 or is it 0412? And every time he tapped me on the shoulder and he goes, it's 2.1. I'm not even said that with confidence. Is it 21 or 1 2? I'm the exact same. My parents got rid of that home phone.

They're still in that house. Home phone. Yeah. I don't know what that, man. I wonder if you call that. number now, has it been reassigned? Or because landlines are such a thing of the past? It's probably a post office somewhere.

No, but it's too early. What if someone does have that? Wow. I think we should call it. We were. We were actually one. This is going to be riveting. We were.

Here we go. Ducko's calling his home phone. I hope we don't wake up. The number you have dialed is not in service. Please check the number and try your calling. Valo. It got decommission. Did you see there's a bit of a push now?

Parents are bringing back landlines because they don't want their kids to have devices. So they're like year, year nine kids are going, right, we can have a home phone communal. Yep. And these kids are going, what the hell is this cord? It's like, nope, because you have to have your phone conversations in the kitchen. They're bringing them back. Nothing was better than when you'd have to answer the home phone front of the entire family or when you were sibling going to answer.

That was your crush calling. Hello, Nick speaking. Hello? A hundred percent. And it was so, the phone manner? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your mate, Jason Kelsey, obviously Travis's brother, Taylor Swift's future brother-in-law.

His wife, Kylie does a podcast, and she talked about having a family iPhone, so it's not the landline. But they've got four daughters. So it's the family iPhone. So if one of the older kids does want to go on a play date, she takes the family iPhone. So they have way of contacting her. She can contact them. But that then has to come back and sit on the kitchen bench. And that's it.

That's the family fine. Because all the kids have to share it. It's the family iPhone. I went after that. The future looks like. A lot of photos on that as well. Oh, God, you better be clear on that internet history. Oh, geez.

Mommy's going to check. It's hard with mobiles now and kids, because you need them. Well, they need them at a certain age for safety, too. No, BYOD is the whole thing for, like, their laptop. So why wouldn't it stand to reason I want a phone now as well? It's a slippery slope, isn't it? It is.

It's scary. You know, you got a phone, you got access to everything. Am I right shy guy? You do? Mm-hmm. How are you today, big guy? Yeah, good. Oh, I knew you'd be good.

I just, I had a feeling he was going to be good. Yeah? Yeah, I just had this vibe about him. I go to the dentist today for a checkup. Oh, that's not good. I had a dentist's appointment today too. I'm bloody rescheduled. I'm not scared of the dentist.

I just don't like the dentist. Oh, I am. Oh, yeah, you've had some probing. Yuck. But mainly from your father-in-law, who is in the dental space. Yeah, that's a horrible day. You're in a dentist today. Let's rephrase that.

How are you today? Dreading the dentist in about six hours. There you go. I quite like going to the dentist. I like being compliment. Yeah, because you're a good t-shirt, but then you had braces and stuff. But that's what I'm saying. I went through so much, which I'm surprised you're not the same.

I went through so much oral trauma. Did you have fillings? No. Yeah. So now I like when they go, wow, do you floss? I'm like every night, baby. Because I don't want to go back there. I don't want to deal with any of that crap and it's all maintenance.

I floss for like a month after. Yeah, yeah, you always do that. And then weeks leading up to it? Yeah, no, I haven't. She was like, get this prescription toothpaste that costs $40 a tube. I'm like, that's not really. Sorry. Why do you need prescription?

I'm not the Queen of England. I'm not going to buy... You still get your dentics from Aldi. Why do you need prescription? Teethyst, what's going on in your mouth? Do you have any fillings? When I was like seven. Yeah, we got the...

I still got those metal ones in it from we were younger. When I was a kid, I didn't. That's too young to get a fit. Brush your teeth. I think I had some around that age. Oh my God. Or like nine-ish. Yeah, sugar, man.

That's when I was eating the most sugar. I don't eat sugar anymore that much. Your parents weren't pinning you down. Yeah. My parents, we were pinned down family. Brush your freaking teeth. Yeah, you know he's about bad teeth. Ah, chalky mate over there.

Chalky mouth. Chalky. Morning. You might have the, I mean, the youngest to have a root canal on the team. Yeah. Do you get scared of the dentist? I'm petrified. Yeah, because you've all been run through the ring up.

That's what makes sense. And imagine Jess getting a feeling. Could you guys imagine that? Oh, it's not going to happen, Duck. I brush my teeth like an adult. It's horrific getting a feeling. I have too much saliva. It's a buildup, okay?

Don't talk to me about, yeah, acidic. Between your acidic saliva and her chalky teeth. I've got every excuse under the sun of the sun. It's a condition. Maybe you need the prescription toothpaste he's talking about. I brush twice a day. My whole family get him. My mom, dad, my sisters, we all get him.

Hey, we got a show dentist. Your mate. He was fantastic. He moved. Oh, did he leave us? Yeah, he's gone somewhere else. Damn him. He got a bit weird.

Oh, did he? Yeah, yeah. A bit off the handle. Made all the, I don't know, all the Listerine went to his head. Being on the radio show got to him. I wouldn't call him my mate either. It was really an acquaintance. It was actually quite a flog.

I misread that relationship. Hey, big show coming up. Alpha bucks. You're a chance of 10K of course, 630 and 8. Shaggot dips is on the show. More chances at the call of fame. Yeah. Get involved.

Get involved. Up next though. I've got a hack for you guys for the whole team. Oh yeah? It's about brushing tea. It's about how to get sexy time from your partner. Okay. Listen up, team.

Okay. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Right now, though, this is a tip for the team. Mainly you and Babs, to be fair, because Shagga doesn't have a partner. Well, he might. We don't know. Could this get him one?

I don't. Okay, a bit too quick on the... I'll tell you if I did. You wouldn't. You know what? Next song break, can you distract him and I'll break into his phone? Oh, yeah. Because I'm a good hacker.

His code's still 696 lines. Obviously. He's a teenage boy. After that news story about you yesterday, Shagga, who knows with you? I did get some followers. Thank you, everyone, for following the up on that incident. And they have to find you because you're not, you're not shy guy on Instagram. I was fully named, so the...

Yeah, yeah. I put you over there a few times. Oh, sorry, you're right. What did your parents say about that? They loved it, actually. Mum loved it. Oh, that's my son. Yeah, she loved it.

Dad loved it. Dad thought it was real news. I have to tell him it wasn't. You were defecating on cars. But it had the bed. I was like, yeah, I know, dad, I don't know. It was the news ring his voice. You know what's funny.

The amount of people who think it was real too. That's good times. That's fantastic. Did its job. Uh, anyway, obviously, married. Be married for a while now. Got a child, five months old. You know, love wife, you know, it doesn't stop.

It just slows, you know. Sort of on the back burner. The back, well, you just get this busy, it's hard. It becomes a, instead of, you know, a couple times a week, like maybe like babs, it becomes like a once a week, once a fortnight, you know what I mean? And then it becomes, oh, we've got 10 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should we?

I'm a bit tired. Can't be bothered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I want to have a cup of tea. I've already boiled again. Priorities, baby. Now that you're into herbal tea, I appreciate. It's higher on your list of priorities.

Last night, Morgan went to Coles and she didn't come back with bickies. And I was like, you got no bickies? And she's like, I never thought I'd hear the day where Ducco would want bickies. You are in a niggum. Where's my bickies? What bickie were you hoping for? We've just been alternating biscuits. We've been going everything from digestives to timetams.

Don't lead with digest. Yeah, I don't love a digestive, to be fair. And I think they do make me run. But doesn't it make you appreciate a timet? Yeah, Timpams is so good. Remember I did tour to biscuit with one of my neighbours and we would do this exact rotation. I got a whole ranking. if you'd like to dabble in tour de Biscuit.

Well, we did shy guy dips, which was wearing up my biscuit knowledge. Of course. Yeah, so I think we had some shortbread last night. Well, hang on, so she hasn't come back with Bickees. No, no, Bickey. All right. Do you count shortbread as a Bickey? Yep.

Because what other category? It's not a cake. Yeah. Anyway, the Biggies have nothing to do with the story. Okay. But no, but you were upset. She didn't have Bickees. That's still got nothing to do with it.

It was just a side quest. I thought this is the headspace to get you out of Bikis and into bed. New Flores. Or on the typewriter, I'm moving the thing across, new paragraph. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I'm two from two with this thing. So the other couple of weeks ago, or it might have been a month ago, whatever. I woke up and I had a bad dream about Morgan.

Like, it was a dream that she was like, you know, up to no good on me, right? Just one of those really random things. I've never heard of a man having one of those. You know, it's usually stereotypically the lady, and then she yells at him in real life. He's like, it was in your dreams. And I woke up the next day, and she's like, I had a bad dream. I was like, me too. And then she was telling me her, so it was some scary dream.

I was like, oh, well, you were just bad in my dream. Oh. Came home that night and she was like, well, we can't have that. Let me rectified in the real world. Let me rectify in the real world. And I thought, that's interesting. And so... So she's not making up for not bringing Bickey's.

She's once again, now they do with the story. She wants to make good for Dream Morgan. Correct. Play in the dirty. So then on Tuesday night, I'd had a bad dream, right? Actually, no, so Tuesday night, I've had a bad dream, but it's not about that. Sure. Wake up Wednesday.

She goes, oh, just, I don't know, broken sleep with a child. You're just in and out of dreams all night. Some are good, some are bad. Yeah. Anyway, I tell them what I had a bad dream? And she goes, what was about? And I thought, could I? Oh, my God.

So I just go, ah, my good again. Like, you're up to no good again. What's going on? You've infiltrated my subconscious. And then, like, yesterday, during the day, it was like, well, you're up to no good again. Back on. Okay. Are you going to go three from three?

Well... What was the gap between the two? A couple of days? You're on bad with dates. No, no, no, it was weeks. It was definitely weeks. Yeah, yeah, it was definitely weeks. Oh, so there was a good amount of breathing room.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think she hasn't forgotten it happened once before? No, she remembered. She remembered. And to be fair, the second time I was like, well, we're going to rectify it that we did last time? She's like, oh, I guess. Ah, see what... Yeah, say what...

Yeah, so my... If you go again tonight, she's going to know. Yeah, you can't go back to back to back. But I'm two from two. So, if you need it, you can say to Angus like, oh, you're cheating in me, and they had this dream that you tuck my toes and it was really good, or something like that. Yes. We love a little relationship manipulation.

Yes. Babs, you can do this too. Thanks so much. I'll take it on board. I'm still hung up on the bickies, ma. I don't know how we got there. Oh, yeah. How did we get there? Anyway, I'm having lots of good bickies. Oh.

Jess and Ducco. I'm going to need you to take us to Scotland. Oh, it'd be a pleasure. Because we have been rocked by scandal. Yeah. I thought the Scottish were above it. But you get 2,200 people from 27 nations descending on a tiny island called Isdale off the West Coast of Scotland. Unfamiliar.

Controversy is going to happen. Absolutely. At the World Stone Skimming Championships. That plop was obviously. I hear the whole plate again. Pretend we're there. That plop is the definitive plop of stones being skimmed. This is the national competition, obviously.

If you want to be involved, you've got to get yourself to ease daily. Now, is it stone skimming or throwing? Nope, skimming. Skimming, okay. Stone skimming. They have a stone throwing contest in Scotland. Is that literally just chucking rock? Yeah, big rock.

Just chucking rock. Big man chuck, big rock. That's in lumberjack territory, and I'd love to say that at the Royal Easter show. This is stone skimming. So, yes, what we'd like to do in our past. time, if you find yourself on a river holiday maybe, you're standing on the shores with your dad and he teaches you how to plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, and then it creates that rid of.

You've got to find that perfect flat rock. Ah, now that's where the controversy ensues, Ducco, at the Scottish competition, the World Stone Skimming Championships, you have to bring your own rock. Because I guess when you've got more than 2,000 people playing, you can't be ravaging all the rocks in Eisdale. There'll be not a lot. There's not enough rocks to get around in EZDA. You've got to bring your own rock.

Geez, that's fraught with danger for cheating. So, there's judges, there's a panel of authorities who go around, you know, like when you used to play netball and they check your nails, check, check, check, they're not long enough going to scratch someone's out. Look, you've just asked that too. You did that, kids game. They checked my nails in the netball. I've just learned that.

No, you never played mixed netball, never did it at school. They never checked my nails. We weren't getting nails. I wasn't allowed to wear watch. I watch. Ah, there you go. Because it's a no contact sport, that was a thing refs do. Before a game, you'd have to hold your fingers up to them, and they check your

nails aren't too long. Similarly, you've got these panel of judges walking around, checking people's rocks. Unfortunately, a couple people caught out. They have a special measuring device called the Ring of Truth. Oh, the Ring of Truth. And the Ring of Truth was identifying a couple hundred people who had perfect circular stones. And these judges, who are experts, obviously, are going to rock. The nature doesn't create a stone that circular stones.

The Ring of Truth never lies. The Ring of Truth does not lie. So they jump on the PA and said, look, before we go any further, put your hand up, honesty policy. If you have manipulated your rock, have you had some sort of tool to shape the rock? You're not going to believe it. A couple hundred people put their hand up being like, yeah. Oh, we weren't allowed to do that?

We weren't allowed. Sorry. Dr Matthews, now he's one of the people in charge. He's known as, you'll love this, the toss master. Dr Matthews He has had to face the press And he's had to face the press And he said unfortunately

It was a little bit of stone doctoring No They'd shaped it so it was perfectly circular No Fitted the three inch measure It's a piece of metal As it's a piece of metal I don't think we can blame it too much

The Ring of Truth isn't like a lie detector No no but you can just It's just a piece of equipment This is high controversy So the Toss Master is now saying We've had to completely rejig what next year's event Was there like 10 people left after the 300 people put their hands up?

Well, that's a great question. Who has won? Oh, entrant Jonathan Jennings went on to claim the victory. So it's just him. The first American to do so. He's American? I'm going to give you a guess how far he skimmed this stone, ducko. 250 metres.

Oh, damn, it sounds a little worse. 177. Oh, okay. That's a long way, though. That's a long skim. I looked up like Olympic javelin records. They don't even crack a hundred. This guy's doing 175 with an und doctored.

177 meters? 177 meters. How many times that skimmed? Like, how many... Oh, I don't have how many bounces. How many bounces? Because one of the rules is you have to have a minimum of three bounces. Oh, well, he's definitely done that.

How many bounces are you doing in 177? That's him. When I went and, when I was skimming in New Zealand, this year a month, I think I got four skims. And I was pretty wrapped with four or five. That's what, 15 metres? Yeah. I don't think you could show your face in Eisedale.

I couldn't do it. This bloke's doing 175. But, I mean, if they're all cheating. Oh, well, that's it. They've knocked out the competition. We've had doping in the Tour de France. We've had weights in fridge. We've got weights and fish.

There we go. The fishing comp where they put weights in the tuna to make them seem like they were heavier than they were. And now we've got people fiddling with stones. Fiddling stone fiddlers. What's going on in the world of sport? What say you as our sport guy? It's not good, is it? But you know, I've got another job for shy guy.

We see he's a afl and Paul. I could see him being the king toss. You want him to take the crown of Tossmaster. I can see you being the Tossmaster. I can hold the Ring of Truth. Yeah, I could see you doing that. And be like, no, you're cheating. And just being really nonchalant, you're disqualified.

We're going to Scotland, guys. Yeah. 2026 for the Stone Skimming Championship. Yes, that's the reason the show gets on the road. Yeah. Turn in love. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K alpha marks on hits.

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An occupation. Water worker. A school subject. Weather. A comedy film. What about me? A verb. Oh, that was hard.

You know, I think the only one I can give you is Will Smith. The rest has a question. A water worker for occupation. I know. We'll look it up. We'll look it up, you dear. I can tell you. A school subject, weather.

I didn't study that. If anyone can call in the next 10 seconds. I do the weather sometimes on the Today Show. How'd you study that? I read the temperatures. Imagine that. What are you studying? I'm graduating in weather.

I'm graduating in weather. Meteorology. Well, there is the weather man. There is the weather man. I don't know if that course is called weather. Yeah. Anyway, a comedy film as well could have been Wayne's World Wedding Crash, a school subject. World history of woodwork and occupation could have been a window cleaner or a waitress.

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Yeah, it's good. Just got to get involved in the show. Anytime. And I would like to know you've had a rough week, Duckoo. Because of sleep deprivation. So I'd like to know what you find yourself doing because you were satireed. Just want to touch on sleep deprivation and how it affects the human condition. Bad, isn't it?

We know it is a torture mechanism depriving someone of sleep. But the most torturous, I think, members of our community are our children. Are our toddlers in particular? The one in my house is currently just on one. And we're struggling a bit. I've never had more caffeine in a 48-hour period in my life. But I found just this morning, I was a bit late again. And I actually was on time, but by walking into the studio, I was late.

Because I was at our car park downstairs. Just crying. No, that was yesterday. Today, I've rolled in. And we've got a fob to roll up the roller door to get in to the. building. Bip, it's not working. I went, oh my God, I've been fired.

That's my first thought. That's where we go. I've been fired. They've cancelled my past. It's finally happened. Bip. Bip. Bip.

I reckon I bipped this thing, Ducco, for two minutes straight. And, you know, two minutes doesn't sound like that long in the grand scheme of things, but you're just standing there over and over and over. Yeah. What is going on? What is going on? What am I doing? You're about to call Shago.

Babs, come let me in. Absolutely. Can you come down? Yeah, yeah. I was scanning my actual car keys. I was waving my car keys in front of the car park. Our work fobs aren't even keys. They're a little credit card looking device. It wasn't even the same device in my hand,

but I just sat there looking at it. Yeah, staring at it. Going, why is it letting me in? Your brain just can't commute. Like, compute. It's just like, yeah. I'll be honest, I go, I thought, I'll just turn around. There's obviously no point.

It's not meant to be, guys. It's not meant to be. Today is not my day. Yesterday was way worse, but I still managed to get the freaking thing in the key. It's the past. Yeah. The sleep deprivation, I'm staring at it, but the eyes to the brain not communicate. When we first had flow in the first couple of weeks and I was so tired, I accidentally

locked the spare key inside and didn't leave the spare key out. And you've just got your pull it shut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And pull it shut. And then, I don't know why. We always had the spare key out, then we came back, no spare key. So what, how did you have to break into your own house? Well, luckily, we have a friend who's got a spare key, but she was at work and we had to call her.

We had to drive to her work. And, of course, you know, no one's happy. Everyone's yelling at each other, as in me and my wife. Yeah, 100%. Whose fault is it? It was clearly mine, but I'm trying to justify, you know. Mate, sleep deprivation is the greatest justification of all time. Yeah, it's the worst.

I love that you've given someone a key, actually. That's a great idea. I need to cut more. No one has a spare key to our house. That's a really good safety mechanism. Right now you don't have a house, so that's why I always got the key. Which, you know what, to be honest, is even scarier because if we don't have the key to the apartment, you can't even get back in. You can't get up the lift.

You can't get in the building. God forbid the dog needs to go wee, way, way. But 13, 1060, I just wanted to feel a little bit about. Sleep deprivation. Because I think it's a human experience. It doesn't have to be from a kid. Yes. Maybe you just burn in the midnight oil.

You're working really hard. Shagai. The amount of times I've left like the air conditioning. When I go to bed, I just forget. What's in? Are you a cold guy? Why do it in both, like, winter and summer? Like, recently in the winter when it's been really cold. Yes.

Like, I wake up in a sweat because the room is 26 degrees. I've developed a fever overnight. Nothing worse, hey, dry in the float. Yes. And I have to turn on air conditioner mode, like cold mode. What to balance out. And I make sure I put the time wrong because it's too hot in the room to go back to sleep. Yes.

There was that time I was too tired and I peed in my in-law's living room accidentally. You know? That was just tired. It wasn't drunkenness or hungoverness. It wasn't alcohol. I was, I was overwhelmed, exhausted. And I hope you looked your mother-in-law in the eye and said, Robin, a little bit of empathy, please. Yeah, please, come on, I'm tired.

I'm tired. This is pre-child as well, but I was exhausted. And there was that time your husband was tired did the same thing, you know? He was exhausted. Just redlining. Just red, didn't have anything to do with the 42 schooners. No. He was tired.

So, you see what we mean. 13, 10, 60. So normal. Yeah. What'd you do when you were sat tired? Give us cool. We'll get your. on next.

Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. 13, 1060. We're discussing what you did when you were sleep deprived. You've had a bad couple of days. Bad couple of days. Small girls out of Wack, Ducco,

out of whack. And this morning I found myself... Well, she's still in Italian time. You know, like someone flagged that, being like, you've ruined her with a trip to the Motherland. I said, well, the only way to rectify, go back to the Motherland.

Just stay there. I'm going to start doing the show from Rome because it's the only way my daughter will sleep through the night. I think it's a sacrifice. I'm willing. You've got to do it. When she's closer to the Pope, she sleeps better.

Everyone knows that. It was a... It's a religious experience, Ducky. Yeah, absolutely. I should call Leo, being like, can you do a blessing over the phone or something? Because I'm out of losing my mind. I'm out of whack. Trying to get into work this morning.

Bip, my pass is not working to let me into the car park. How good's the bips? Do you enjoy my bip? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Live sound effects. Go again. For two minutes. Bip, bip, and I'm looking at this thing going, what's wrong?

I got it yesterday. What's wrong? Have I been fired overnight? And they deactivated my pass. Even though I was looking at the key in my hand, I was swiping my car keys. Yeah, you're just tired. Just tired.

And to get into the car park, it's not even a key. I know. It's a credit card looking device. My brain's not working. We've had people text in 04-8-106.9. Beck said, hey guys, multiple times after night shift. Plus having three kids, I was very sleep deprived. I stopped at green lights.

Oh, and you know what will wake you up pretty quick? A long horn from a car behind you. Because they've had to slam. I'm on the breaks. People've gotten in touch on 131060. Hello, Amy. Hi, how you going? Yeah, good, babe.

What happened when you were sleep deprived? Well, my son, he's got autism, so he doesn't really sleep or doesn't really like sleep. No, no. So it was up all night with him, and then all of a sudden, obviously, it's morning time. And getting ready to go to school, I've packed his lunchbox, and I've packed his lunchbox with a satchew of coffee instead of a roll-up. I love that. Enjoy your Macona.

Not even in lieu of like the juice box. It's like instead of food, you're eating ground coffee. Did he go to school with it? And thankfully, my partner came out and was like, what are you doing? And I was like packing his lunch. And he's like, what's he going to go and have a vanilla latte ain't? Yes, he is. He'd be a very popular kid in the playground.

He's all jacked up on cappines. on me. Thanks, Amy. We go to Cassie on 13, 1060. Was this something your husband did, Cass? Yeah, yeah. So, obviously, in those days of having a newborn, you know, Hey! Hey! What's the beating with all that? And I wake up and my husband, like, cradling this baby. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm a terrible mother. I never must wake up to her. Like, I didn't hear a cry. And then he gets up, and he's, like, cradling this, I suppose, blakety sort of thing, and walks around the end of the dog,

and goes to this thing, which I think is my child. Turns out it's just a pillow. Oh, my God, like, there's my child, and I'm not just asleep to five, and I'm just holding a pillow instead of that. The pillow just needed a lullaby. Noticing the pillow, yeah. It's like the parent's sway, like the zombie sway in Woolies or Coles. Yes, where you find yourself rocking a trolley.

Yeah, you don't even have a kid in your arms. Oh, we get it, Cassie. Rochelle, good morning. Good morning. Wrap this up for us, babe. What did you do when you were sleep deprived? So at the moment, I'm undergoing like a lot of medical tests and exams and just being really sleep deprived from that, as well as having four children.

Due to said medical procedures and things, I haven't been able to use the bathroom. So I was making my husband and I a coffee one morning. and in my coffee I was adding in like a liquid laxative to help me go to the bathroom and I just have not realized that I have not had the coffee with the laxatives and I'm wondering why two hours later my husband is up and forth like running back and forth from the bathroom and it didn't even click in until that night and he's like oh my belly's been really weird and I'm like oh no do you tell him at that point or you're like oh that's so weird I did not tell him still to this day.

I'm just like, I have no idea, but the poor thing was listening to me all day complaining. Like, my belly hurt so bad. Like, I really need to go to the bathroom and he's like, yeah. And now I'm out of laxidips because you've drunk it all's way to ask. Jess and daco. I reckon producer Shy guys having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk.

Shy guy dips. I'm so excited. I want Shy Guy's box. Procedious company to win Shy Guy's box. It is Shy Guy Dips. It is just that time of the week where you go, it's half. way through, baby, let's guess. Maybe you're looking in your pantry going, God, we're out of cereal.

We're out of cereal. What am I going to do? Well, instead of going to the shops, why don't you call 131060, win yourself a box? Yeah, and you get involved in with the chance of the call of fame, 500 bucks and spend at reflections. But Shagai, as our friend, as our fearless leader, lots of skills describing not one of them. Nah.

His brain tapped out. Yep. You know? Admin. Oh, yeah. That takes a lot of it. Yeah, yeah. Sending an email during the show.

show. That takes a big chunk. And it stopped it describing things. Yes, it did. So he's going to give it his best attempt. If you can work out what he's got in his hand today, you win it plus a swag of other stuff. Yeah, I think it's an easy clue. So we're going to try for an easy clue. The box is yellow. Oh, my God. Stop it. He is on one today. Jeez, he's frisky. And as the first caller, you get a supplementary. You get another one. You might be able to get it first call.

We haven't had that for a while. No. 13, 1060. You want that clue? Plus another clue. Call us right now. Jess and Ducco Jess and Ducco I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My Mook, my Mook, My Mood, Shy Guy Difts

I'm so excited I want Shy Guy's box. You could win a box of cereal plus a swag of JD merch and enter an elite pool of people who've been able to decipher Shy Guy's clues. The dippers. We have heard today's box is yellow.

Huge clue. But Donna, for First cab off the rank gets another clue. Hi, Donna. Hi, how are you, so? Oh, good, Donna. Good, Donna. It's a Wednesday and we're dipping.

How good? How good? What a time to be alive. Time to be alive. Amen, sis. You get another clue, Donna. What have you got for her, shy guy? Donna, these are rounded cereal pieces.

Oh, no. What do you reckon, Donna? Rounded cereal pieces. I was going to say Crunchy Nut. Oh, that's a good guess. Well, you were going to say it. Is that what you're locking in? Yeah, I'll lock it in.

Crunchy nut. Ah, damn it. That's right. She's ticked off a biggie in a yellow box. She has. It is not Crunchy Nut, but Glenn. Glenn's called through. Hi, Glennie.

Good, Glennie. Yellow box, rounded cereal pieces. Yes. Another clue for Glenn. Yeah, there's a bunny on the box. Oh, that. Geez, that's a big clue. Bunny on the box, Glenn.

Cocoa Pops? I mean, that is the logical clue. It is not Cocoa Pops. There's no bunny on that box. There's no bunny on the Coco Pop box. Isn't there? You know what? If I thought, if I was Glenn, I was in that situation, I would not be able to remember.

I think Cocoa Pops has a little monkey as the Macon. It is the monkey. It's a monkey of monkey. See monkey, bunny, tomato, tomato. I know my cocoa pops. You do. It's definitely a bunny. We go to Sophie.

Good morning, Sophie. Good morning. Sophie, it's not. Crunchy nut, it's not Coco Pop. You get another clue before we'll take your guess. It is not Cocoa Pops, but they are chocolate flavoured. Oh. Oh, oh, that's throwing her. That just threw me off. I thought they were Cheerios. Ah.

Ah, well, good listening, because they are not chocolate. Let's pivot, Sophie. What do you reckon? Honestly, I don't know now. Are you going to bail on a guess? Just have a stab at anything, Sophie. You know, what do you like? Um, who knows? All right.

Sophie is happy to for it. It's hard to get through. It's hard. And she's gone, well, we're going to Boblin. Yeah, yeah. Olivia, good morning to you. Hey, guys. How you going?

So good. Fantastic. Olivia, we've heard it's a yellow box. We've heard it's rounded cereal pieces that are chocolatey. And there's a bunny. And there's a bunny. But you get another one, babe, you get another clue. Always.

There's a treasure hunt on the bat in form of a, what do you call it? Like a maze thing you draw. It's a maze, yeah. I mean, you love doing it. them. I will do it on the winner's box, absolutely. Yeah. Olivia, what do you think? I think I've got it. I think it's Nesquick.

Yeah. Do we want, we want a bit more? Olivia, what? There's a couple more. Words. I don't know. Nezquick chocolate balls. I mean, I'm pretty happy with it. You want to get, you want to end it?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's Nesquick Choco Crunchy. Yeah, but like, Choco balls is better. Oh, yeah. They are balls. They're round. Rounded cereal pieces. It was in the clue.

More round than a coconut pop flake. Well done, Olivia. Are you a fan of the Nesquick Choco Crunchy balls? I'm not. The kids are, but I do love a good Nesquit Chucky Milk. Oh, okay. How good's a good net? I used to have a strawberry Nesquick when I was a kid.

Does this box look bigger than your average? Yeah, it was on sale. It's on sale. It's a girfy box. You're getting a biggie. You are getting a bigie. For the price of it. For a littlery.

Yeah. But there is one thing we need from Liv. We need you to say the glorious line. Jess, could you run it through? Hi, my name's Olivia, and I'm so excited. I just won Shy Guy's Box. Paramount there. All right, we're going to take it from the top people and rolling and Liv, are you good?

Yeah. Okay, all right, action. Hi, my name's Olivia, and I'm so excited. I just won Shy Guys box. Yes, she gets it in one. A trend on TikTok caught my eye yesterday. I thought it was a bit of fun. The trend is asking women, are you excited to take your boyfriend or your fiancé's surname?

Like, what will your name be if you do take his name after you get married? More common nowadays for not or for hyphenating? Hyphenating or to do the double where you keep your name professionally. Yes. But maybe privately for your personal life, you do take the married name. name because it's a nightmare if you both have two different names like because morgan's actually taken my name socially so on instagram at weddings and all the stuff but hasn't done the paperwork legally just hasn't been bolded through the paperwork so when we go to like the airport and stuff

me and flow are a different last name to morgan and they i didn't realize that and it's actually kind of annoying and i was like we just need to and she's like yeah i can't be bold to do the paper i have heard the paperwork's a nightmare for me yeah if you change your instagram handle that should be legal enough that's right that's right yeah yeah government should take that as well that's a hundred points of ID. I agree. Wow. But yes, I've heard it say an absolute stuff around. Yes. But some of these women who have gotten involved, they're sort of bucking the trend about maybe you'll see why I'm not particularly excited.

I've got Babs in to play the women who have contributed and I will play their boyfriends. And then you work out, you work out what the married name of these chicks would be and maybe why there's a question mark about taking the bloke's surname. name. So, hello there. Hello, I'm Brooke Marshall. And I'm Jake Horniebrook, which means my married name will be Brooke Horniebrook. No way. Horniebrook is not a first name, but Brooke Hornie Brook.

Brooke, yeah, you don't want to take that. Hi there. I'm Millie Waters. And you're dating Harvey Willey, which means your name will be Millie Willie Willie. No, Millie Willie. No. You can't have a last name, you'd take Waters there. You'd take, exactly.

You'd go, hey, if we want to have the same surname, you take mine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or Willie Waters, you'd hyphenate it. Willie Waters. I say, I don't hate Willie Waters. Yeah, that's kind of nice. That puts a smile on your dial hearing Willie Waters. Hi there.

Hi, I'm Grace Ratcliffe. And you're dating Tom Grace. So your name will be Grace, Grace. Also, don't mind that one. There's a couple of similar ones here. I'm Tilly Dara. Dating Charles Tilly. So we've got Tilly Tilly Tilly Tilly.

And I'm Morgan Allen. Dating Jamie Morgan. Morgan. Oh, Morgan, Morgan. This one is a bit. of fun, because I don't hate a bit of a rhyme. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm Holly Bailey.

And you're dating Dean Jolly, Holly Jolly. Holly Jolly. I mean, it gets to late November, December. Holly Jolly is on one. Well, you know my sister did that for her son. That's right. Their last name is Barry, and her husband's actually named Harry. So his name's a genuine name.

That's a genuine name. That's fantastic. And their son's named Jack. They gave him the middle name Larry. Jack Larry Barry. If your dad's Harry Barry, I hope when Jack grows up, he drops the Jack. You know, some celebrities will go by their middle name. Yeah, yeah. Well, they call them Lazzar now. They call them Larry.

Yeah, yeah. Larry Barry. Lazzabaza. Yeah, yeah. Two more for you. Yeah. So, Sophie Oliver. Is dating Liam Brophy, which means if they get married, she's Sophie Brophy. Sophie Brof.

That sounds fake. It just sounds fake. Yeah, does. This one, though, see why she's not excited to maybe take her boyfriend's surname. So I'm Izzy Trimborn. And you're dating James Iniet. So the name would be Izzy In yet. Got to take it.

How do you spell Inyet? Literally, I-N-Y-E-T. Yes and Ducko. Right now, we want to discuss dogs in public places. Talk to me. This is going viral, a dog sitting in shopping trolley at Coles. This was Coles specifically in Manley in Sydney. It was a smaller black dog too, but it was perched in the shopping trolley alongside the packed groceries in the trolley.

Okay. And people have been divided because it didn't look like it was an assistance dog. But they never do. Yeah. You know, when I bring my peacock on the plane, you can't tell me that's not for support. So true. And it makes those weird noises on the plane, but we've just got to let it fly. You just got to let it fly.

But, yes, I see what you're saying. Maybe there wasn't a harness or some sort of vest. You know, like the support dogs or the guide dogs, at least, they wear a vest. And you know, don't muck with it because it's doing a job. Yes. So those support dogs obviously are allowed anywhere. However, there's, and then we're crossing the greyer to the emotional support dog. This is where you're like, okay, what can we get away with here?

Don't get me started. All you need is a mate who's a psychiatrist to write you a letter. And that is, you cannot have a go. Yeah, that's it. They are bulletproof. You could take them anywhere. Absolutely. So this dog, not either of those things.

Just a little black yappy dog in Coles. People are then divided saying, well, it shouldn't be in the trolley. It's got its butt on the trolley. It's in with the food. Oh, you're going to contaminate my cob of corn. Correct. When I put it in the trolley later. Because I don't know that there's been a French Bulldogs'bigh's butthole.

Exactly. On that trolley I'm using. That's a fair point. Apparently, there's been a spate of dogs in shopping centres. There's staffies inside Coles in Brizzy. Okay, just walking. Walking. Yeah.

Staffy feels like the kind of dog you can't take into a supermarket. Yes, is there a size thing going on here, Ducko? Possibly. If you can pop him in the trolley, where did we land with Bunnings? Wasn't there a thing? Bunnings you can if it can sit in the trolley, but then there was an uproar because people who are anti-dog were going, no, no, this is meant to be a safe place inside a business where I can shop freely without the potential of a dog.

So I believe it is the dog needs to be in the trolley in Bunnings. Right. But people don't do that. So if you've got a Great Dane, you can't. I've taken Pam to Bunnies before. Put her in the trolley? No, not put in the trial. I didn't realize it was a trolley rule till after.

Okay. She was fine. I can't imagine she would have done well in said trolley. Pam, Pam is not fantastic taking it. Can you imagine me taking her to Woolies? Like, my goodness. If someone was testing out a drill near Pam in Bunnings, like that would have sent her flying. Yeah, she would not understand what's going on.

She would freak out. Yes. But yeah, people are getting more and more annoyed at the rise of dogs being allowed to go in public places. So some pubs and stuff like that allow dogs in there. And there's dog fights within the pub if there's multiple in there. See, that's the issue as well, Doco. Taking it to a supermarket. It's almost cruel.

to the dog. So much food. The overwhelming sensation and smell. With the dog in there, is it just, I wouldn't, I would forgive the dog for going haywire and just ripping into the packaging of everything. Particularly in the fruit and veg where it's a bit open. Absolutely. Oh, the bachelor's handbag, the chickies.

How are you walking past the rotisserie chokes with a dog? It's an animal at the end of the day. Then there's like dogs in cafes. Like, when I take to go get a coffee, even just to order the coffee, if you've got to go into order, I got Pam and I got the baby and I can't not have Pam. How do you feel about it? that. If there isn't the window, you know, COVID did put a lot of cafes doing the open window you can order outside, but some didn't. Yeah. What will you do? Are you, will you tie

Pam up and walk in? I just take her in and hold her really tight next to me and just go onto the door and then I, but you feel awkward. You get some eyes. A lot of people don't care, but some do. The one time I have done that with Gianni, I'm 50 kilo Rhodesian Ridgeback. He's not the smallest boy, but I went, this is relatively open. I don't think we'll be in anyone's way. The bloke in front of us ordering has stepped backwards. Gianni was facing the wrong way, stepped on his tail. It was an accident. Gianni's obviously reacted and then you look like the psychopath who's brought a crazy dog

into a cafe and I'm like, I'm never doing this again. It's fraught with danger. It's fraught with danger. But you recently took your dog to a hotel. Now, we were invited. I want to put it down there. You didn't just rock up with him. I've never felt more European and a few people did comment that saying this is giving

Italy because in Italy you can take your creature anywhere. Anywhere. Anywhere. Pop them on the seat at the restaurant and they're all for it. So we're in the lobby, a very fancy hotel with our big boy. The looks we were getting, man. I bet. The looks we were getting.

Going in a lift up to the room. Yes. I saw people, people reacted to that video being like, I love it. Other people being like disgusting. Yeah. And because there was a thing saying, how have you taken such a big boy? Yeah, he's a big bop. We're invited.

And I can say hand on heart, he's relatively well behaved. Yeah, yeah. And there is all the teas and things about like, you show any aggressive behavior. I'll see you later. Yeah. But I'll tell you what. When the room service lady arrived, he nearly bold. her over because he is a dog

and an animal at the end of the day. And he wants his food. So in Coles you imagine it's hard to keep them controlled. I see why people are divided. You wouldn't be able to. No. As long as they returned the trolley back to the bay in the car park, Ducko, I say play on. Yeah, may as well. I do like dogs in public places. Just be a good person about it. I'm a dog person

though, so. Absolutely. But you try and bring your cat into Woolies. I will be filing a complaint. I see your cat on a lead in Woolworth's. Goodness. In the beam. Jess and Ducko. I found myself in a dilemma. yesterday, Ducko. How would you have handled this situation? Because the friend I was dining with, we had opposing views.

He wanted to go to a specific place for a specific thing he's had many times. And he went, have you been to this cafe? I said, no. I guess, well, I'm going to blow your mind with this one particular menu item. Right. I was about 20 minutes early, so I set myself up, got myself the free water, whatever. I'm like, waiting for a friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No worries. I'll wait to hear this. like weirder than being in a cafe by yourself early knowing you're waiting for a friend. I know because I also get this really weird thing of I don't want to sit on my phone and just look like one of those hunched over gremlins but I people watching. People are you going to do. I'm not in

Paris. You're not reading a novel. No and the tables around us, I'm clearly eavesdropping now so it was a weird little dynamic but we he eventually arrives. We go and order some drinks and I'm like all right what's the thing you are obsessed with and he said specifically

the breakfast plate. Apparently it has everything he likes in one plate. I said, I'll go order it for us. Go up to order his. Well, I'm still trying to make my decision. And they said, sorry, that's not on the menu anymore. And I went, oh, that's a shame. I have walked back out to my friend and said,

brother, they've taken it off the menu. No, brecky plate. And the blood drains from his face. He's like, but that was the best. What were they thinking? We're looking at the menu. He goes, but I don't want anything. That's the only reason.

When you're hankering for something and then it gets taken away from you and you just can't think in that moment. And you can see two things that kind of have elements of that previous dish. But he goes, what am I going to spend $45 now building my own? This isn't right. I went, all right, well, let's leave. He said we can't. We've already sat down.

We ordered a drink. Oh, you've ordered a drink already? We've ordered a drink. I said, so we'll pay for the drinks. Oh, you're not doing a runner. You're not doing a runner. But he thought, no, once butt is in chair and part of meal has been procured. Yeah, you can't leave.

You are now committed. And I said, I'm not wasting a meal on something subpar when we can't even get the thing you wanted. The only reason we're here is because you wanted said breakfast plate. And obviously I won because I am the more passionate of meal times. So you won't just pay for your drinks and left? I said, can I just pay for that orange juice please? And I said, no food? I went, nah.

He didn't want it. He didn't want it. But he felt so uncomfortable. He went, that's not ethical. I stand in his camp. Do you think we should have sat through it and picked something subpar? I feel as though I would have done that. Because I'm going, you know what, we're here now already.

I've already ordered the drink. I don't want to leave. Because we were nowhere near another establishment. So what we had to do is get in our separate cars and drive to it. That's a lot of effort. I mean, to get Avo toast down the road. One of panini somewhere else. And the panini slapped.

And I went, say, aren't you glad? Oh, we left for this moment. We didn't just have something subpar. But you know what? That cafe owner, that. probably that small business. The juice one. Yeah, that you've deprived.

They would have gone like, oh, they've left. Like, there would go out two customers. And they would have talked about it all day. Watching you drive away. Well, if that isn't feeding. They're getting in separate cars? How much do they hate us? How upsetting was this?

The person who made your coffee got fired because they thought it was that shit. They're just like, no, we're out of here. And it was funny because I really made sure to put my chair back nicely. I don't want to leave a scrap of, oh, now we've just like decimated our spot. Was there anyone else there? There was a few. Maybe that's why I didn't feel as bad. Because they clearly had other clientele.

You guys are sitting through this without the breakfast plate on the menu, but he was so uncomfortable. Yeah, I would feel a bit. I would feel like I have to stay. But grudgingly, I would have stayed? See, I'm thinking maybe cafe felt a bit more casual. Would I have done it at a restaurant? Like, you've been seated by a waitress.

I've done that before. So, Morgan, like... Hang on, so you would do it at a restaurant, but on a cafe. I feel horrible, though. So Morgana, we were in Sydney and we went to some... We saw this restaurant down an alley. We were trying to fill in time before going to something. I can't remember what the specifics were.

But it was an Asian restaurant. And we went in there. And this thing was like one of those weird sort of Asian restaurants. That was super expensive. And you kind of can't understand things on the menu. Okay. So you haven't looked at the menu, but you've been seated and then opened up. Man, there's one of those big hitters in Sydney.

Like, I can't think of the name. Like a yum chabre. Yeah, vibe like that. Sure. Anyway, so we sat down. Yeah. It's nice. Like, we're sitting in a dining room.

Okay. So you know some menus. We looked on and we're like, we don't want any of this. Did he do the thing? He's like, my name's Jeff. I'll be looking after. You say, oh, that's a fancy. Pour the water left.

And I go, let's get out. And we just closed the menus, just got more down. And he watched us walk out, and I didn't even say anything. I just looked down. See, that's bad, isn't it? If you can do that, you can sleep that night. Yeah, I could not sleep that night. But what do you end up going to get?

Something incredible. Barritos! Burritos! 30 seconds and ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Box on hit. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. We have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice.

And if you're unsure of the question, you can simply say pass. We'll come back to you, of course, if there is time. We're playing for $10,000. And our player today is Tiffany. Good morning, Tiff. Good morning. Tiffany, welcome to the show. What are you spending 10 grand on?

I want to go to Japan with kids. Hell yeah. All right. Where are you right now, Tiff? You driving the kids to school. I am. They're all in the car. I'm pulled over.

Oh, you pulled over high pressure. Kids in the car. I want mum to do well. What have you told the children about contributing, trying to help, or just generally talking? I told them if they're quiet. I'll buy them a toy. Be quiet. Is it one toy for all the children or a toy each?

Because this good sign is like an expensive. Oh, they can probably have a toy each. Okay. All right, let's let's let me notice. Oh, that's the baby. Oh, that's the baby. All right, let's lock in. It sounds really peaceful and great for a pressure environment.

Let's lock in. Yeah, let's do it. Tiffany, we're going to the top of the. the alphabet for you. Solid. You're going to work with A. A for Alphabet. Oh, okay.

Yep. That's good. And I don't want to throw you. I don't say this lightly. It's doable, man. It's very doable. I just played during the song. Yeah, very doable.

You've got this. Tiff. You're about to book you to get to Japan. All right. Are you ready? Yeah, ready. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter A, we need you to name a four letter word.

Ah, I don't know. Park. A sports competition. Oh my God. A occupation. A occupation. Air, part. A verb.

A verb. I can't do it. An instrument. I can't. Oh, no. Oh, my. You know what's just happened. You got zero correct answers

And run yourself a nudie run Remove pants in five Four Three Two One Tiff You got yourself

Zero Donuts A nuddy run With the kids in the car In front of your children That's embarrassing It's so hard When you're actually playing Yeah

And when the kids were screaming Pratt It doesn't make it easy It's already hard And Tiff's got the Distraction of Destructions Yeah

How are they going to feel when mum has to get naked now, Tip. Oh, God, embarrassed like me now. That's a lot of toys you're now having to go buy on your own dollar, because we're not giving you a cent. I don't think they deserve toys because they weren't quiet. Oh, you're right, absolutely. That was the agreement.

Yeah, Tiff, don't buy them anything. Yeah, don't buy them anything. We could go through them, but I don't think we need to bother. There was a few in that. You get $100 suspended platypus. Thank you. Oh, Tiff, thanks for cooling in. Can we give Tiff a fridge bag on as well?

Oh, that's, what about a couple of jiz bits? Yeah, we'll give you a jiz bit as well, Tiff. Yes. The kids would love that. Okay. Well, let's give jivs. Let's give jizz. Finish the, your Tiff, jizz bits.

Let's let her go. It's been a morning. Have a great day, Tiff. I feel like I'm in Tiff's car. Oh, no, poor thing. It's because I said it's doable. I shouldn't have said that to a mum with a car full of kids. What was she thinking, calling?

Oh, I mean, it was. She obviously thought she wasn't getting through. And then she got through and went, oh, no, now I'm going to play. And now you can't call again for like three months. You burned it, dear. Aw, it's like such a chaotic car. I thought, I thought this was a, someone would have won today. That is funny.

Oh, well, it happens, you know. It does. Ah, good times. I love a nudie run. Ah, the board resets. Jess and Duckow. We want to improve ourselves, Ducko. We want to get better.

Yep. So this time yesterday, well, this time yesterday, Shago was having a heavy investigation from the news. There was, yeah, quite the scandal. Yeah, there was the scandal. But after that, we were discussing your child not sleeping well, you ponded putting outfoil over the windows, your husband didn't want to cook her, and then someone texted it on the text line and said, just don't do the shiny side up.

I assumed it was a she, but it was a no-nameer on the text line. They said, you're not going to cook because if you put the reflective side of foil outward, it'll have the blackout purpose. However, the heat will be reflected, and batabing, but-a-bub, you can go about your day. I've got the audio here of when we first discovered this moment. We're going to text in from a no-nameer saying, There are two sides of aluminium foil. Do the shiny side out and you'll be fine.

It will reflect the heat. There'll be no Dona Cabab Lucia. Now, daco. Aluminium foil has sides. I didn't know that. What? Apparently there is a shiny side and they're not shiny side. I did not know that.

It makes no difference in the cooking or the food safety. What about when you put it on a window to... What about roasting a kid? Dona kebabb a kid. That sounds awful. You can hear the moment. Our minds were blown because on further investigation, And contributions from rice cookers, particularly a couple of hairdressers who use aluminum

for foils. Yeah. There's two sides. Yeah. We were, mind blown. We have people messaging like, this is, are you serious? This is common knowledge. Can you please share the reprimand you got from your mother?

My mom said it's common knowledge, you idiot. And I was like, well, who teaches you common knowledge? Your parents, you know? Thanks a lot, mom. Mike drop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye. It's so common.

Why didn't you teach it to me? Anyway, I told Morgan, my wife was like, yeah, I knew that. Like, how do people, I did not know that? You didn't know it. I didn't know it. My husband didn't know it. He didn't know it? He is a switched on cat.

Yeah, I would have thought he'd know it. But the issue was, it got worse for us. The gaps in our knowledge, ducko. Glad bake, allegedly two sides. Kling wrap allegedly two sides. It just got deep. So we wanted to film 13, 1060. We're taking a swing here.

We're taking a swing for the cookers. Yep. What didn't you know until you knew? Because it feels like until you taught it. Sort of like what your mom's getting at. It's common knowledge. No, no. If it was so common, how come I didn't know it?

Exactly. Until the information is passed, it's like back in the village days. Until the information is passed from person to person. Didn't know it. I'm not Googling what don't I know because that website doesn't exist. Exactly. I don't know where my gaps lie until it comes up live on air and you look like a fool. Can you teach us something?

It might be common knowledge. Schools in session. Teach us something. It might be common knowledge. Or maybe you didn't know something that was common knowledge, supposedly. Help us. You've been in the same situation. Maybe you dropped a bomb in your friend group and they looked at you like you were crazy.

You said what now? And they educated you on something. Yep. Or you've heard this show long enough ago. These idiots don't know this. I'm going to finally help them. Yeah, yeah. Can you stump us?

Schools in session. Yes. We need teachers. Come on now. Jump on. What didn't you know until you knew? Or teach us something? Teach us something.

You think you're so smart, rice cooking. Yeah. Yeah. We had people trying to teach Babs math the other week. Yeah, that was bad. Now we're learning about cooking implements. Let's learn, baby. Jess and Ducco.

What didn't you know until you knew based off us yesterday, not knowing Alfoil has two sides? We've just done an investigation because that fact, that mind-blowing fact, that educated all four members of this team. Yep. Came from the text line, but a no-nameer yesterday. And clearly this person is messaging, listening again because they text saying, that was me. Still no-name. We've gone for an extra. Who are you?

Because we owe you. Yeah, we are you. It was you, but who are you? Gerard. Possibly Gerard. Gerard. I'm going to go with Gerard. I'm an ex-chef.

I got taught as a young apprentice. So to your mum's point about it's common knowledge, Gerard had to learn it in culinary school at a restaurant. Gerard, thank you. Or Gerard, thank you for passing on that intel because now I feel a bit better about my knowledge. I'll never look at foil the same. No, neither.

I'm going to look at which side to which now. And I can't wait for this. come up with another group of novices and go, guys, did you know? Foil virgins. Did you guys know it has two sides? But the issue is you don't know what you're a virgin in. That's true. Till it comes up, you can't Google.

What are the gaps in my knowledge? Kelsey, on 1310s. Miss Kelsey, a bit of respect. Thank you for our teacher. Sorry, Ms. Kelsey, the class is in session. Are you teaching us something or what didn't you know? I am, guys. How's going? We're so good. And we are, I've got my pen poised, Miss Kelsey. What are you got to teach us? Look, this is something I never even

thought about until I thought about it. I was like, I want to know the answer to that. So there's enough cells in your stomach and enough acid that obviously breaks down everything that goes into it, right? I thought, how is your stomach not breaking itself down? I mean, if it's got so much acid, like, why isn't it just melting? Oh, my God. And what's the reason?

Apparently, the body actually creates new cells inside your stomach every three to four days. And basically what that does is it kind of creates like a, I guess, a protective lining. So the new cells that are there every three to four days. days, make sure that your stomach doesn't actually digest itself. It's like a whole new lining. Oh, wow. And every three to four days, it's working. That's the human body.

That's crazy. This is similar, Kelsey, in the realm when you were talking, it made me think of, you know, how come super glue doesn't stick to itself in the canister? Wild, hey. If it's glue. I'll say that for Friday. Miss Kelsey. Thank you, Kelsey.

Appreciate you. Thank you very much. Let's go to Miss Angela. Good morning, miss. Good morning. How are we? Ah, good, miss. We're ready to learn.

And may God bless you. May God bless you. Miss Angela, what lesson are you imparting today? I was baffled when I found this out. I was sitting with my friends in their house. It was so hot. And I had the fan on. And I was like, that doesn't feel like it's doing anything.

And they're like, oh, I don't think we've swapped it over to the summer setting. Yeah, summer and winter fan settings. I had no idea. Yes. They had no idea either. They found out that, like, a week before, someone had told them. And I was like, I have never even heard of it. this before. Is this why I feel like my fan

doesn't work? And I asked my parents, I was like, why did you never teach me that? And they're like, we just thought it was common knowledge. Well, there's that common knowledge. See, I didn't know that until a couple years ago on this show where someone brought that up and we discussed. Because it plays different ways. If you look at your fan, you can reverse the angle,

not the angle, the direction. The direction, yeah, yeah. Miss Angela. Yeah, there you go. Thank you for sharing. Because whilst, yes, we did know that, and God, I feel smug about having known that, there is someone out there now going, I got it investigate me fan. Totally.

Get up on the bed. Check out your buttons. Yeah. The fact that, like, that's not common knowledge. My parents never taught me that. Oh. You know. It's the same.

I hope I'm not stealing Miss Miranda's. But you know, in the car with the fuel icon, there's a little arrow. Pretty sure it's universal. Every car maker. The arrow points away. It tells you which side your tank is on. Yeah. It's life change.

Every time we say that, someone will text going, I didn't know. And it saves people. But we go to Miss Miranda now. Good morning, Miss Miranda. Good morning. I'm actually a teacher, so every day's a school day. Oh, great. Here we go.

What year are you teaching? I teach across my whole school in RFF this year. Okay, all right. So this is good. It probably will cover the four of us, your breadth of knowledge. It's actually before school age. So when my son was a baby capsule, there's these little plastic tabs. Sometimes they're elastic on the side of your capsule.

And that is to put your seat belt into the sides of the. it, so your baby does not get tangled when you put it in the capsule. Okay, I was never a capsule parent, but I imagine there's a lot of people nodding going, oh my God. You spend so much time untangling those frigging seatbelts. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'm blown.

Absolutely blown the day I found that out. Oh, my God. You would have just been kicking yourself, like you've been putting up with this nonsense for so long, and if someone had just seen you do it or you'd had a conversation. And so now, I'm sure you've helped a lot of people, Ms. Miranda. Thank you, Ms. Miranda. Thank you, very. much.

We go to Ms. Donna on 131060. Hello, Miss Donna. Hi, how you going? And God bless you. Ms. Donna, we're ready to learn. My brain is spongy. Yep. What have you got for it?

Okay. So, your long life milk cartons. Yes. Right? And they've got the opening in one corner of the top of the milk carton. Yes. You do not pour the milk with that opening at the bottom. So when you're pouring it, tip it over, you know most people pour it, that that holds at the bottom, you flip it around and pour it so that it comes out the top, and it stops

your milk from going glug, glugging outside over the edge of your cup. Are you picking on where she's putting down? I am. But again, I ask you, Donna, do people go this common, how do you know until the wisdom is past? Did someone see you do it the other way one time and then go, what are you doing? You've got to do this to avoid the glug glug. Yeah, no, yeah, no, I've just always known that. I don't know where it come from, but I just...

Ms. Donner is a genius. That's a great hack. I did not know that. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Yeah, I appreciate you. You don't know it until you know it. Yeah.

And now I know. No glug anymore. Alicia. Oh, Miss Alicia. Pardon me. Good morning. Good morning. How are you?

Very good. Very good. There's a lot we don't know. We're happy to admit it. But the community of rice cookers, schools in session. This one is especially for you, Jess. Oh, here we go. Um, I don't know if you already know it, and I know you have issues with your left and right all the time.

Oh, yeah. Yes. So, you put your hands out flat and you look at both your hands, and then you put your thumb down the bottom and your fingers together. The left hand makes it out. So that's your left, and then obviously the other arm is your hand fight. Jess, do you get it now? Do you know what's so funny? And you can even hold it up when you're driving.

Because my issue is. I do know that. I appreciate the reminder. But when I'm under pressure, duckos in the front, they're going, turn left up here. I'm doing that.

They both look like L's. In that moment, I'm like, wait, how do I write an L? What hand do you write with? My right? And don't go that way. I forget.

Hey, what about this? Thank you so much. Thank you. What about this one going on the text line? Oh, 4. Double, From Christy, if your sunflowers drop their heads, recut their stems, and put them into boiling water, and they'll start to perk up again. Who's planting sunflowers?

No, I think she means, if you've got a bunch of sunflowers. And you're not putting, you're not putting the head in the boiling water, you're putting the step. That was worded weird. Miss Christy. Come on. That was not worded weird. Jess and Duckow. Very special guests outside.

Yeah, yeah, it's quite distracting now. Your girl gang has arrived. All my ladies in my life are here. So my wife is here with my daughter, Flo, and then our dog Pam. That's right. They're all here. Something's going on at home. Families have to come pay a visit to Daddy while he's on the tools.

We're getting their home pest spray because there's just a few too many spiders. Now we've got a child. We've never had it done. No, we've got a child. We should probably get that done. Yes. Ticking that off. But yeah, so Morgan's here with the entire gang.

I would invite you to come bunker at mine. Well, I've got a two-bedroom apartment, brother. That's what I said. We do not have the room. Yeah, so I said Morgan's like, normally going to get a justice, but we can't. So we're going to go for a long stroll after the show today. It's looking nice outside. Yeah.

Spend some quality time with your family. Morgan said Pam was very anxious getting in the lift just then with a bunch of random people in this building because it's a normal office building. It's so funny because Pam's just normal state of being. It's a little anxious. Yeah. So adding any element of extra anxiety. Yeah.

Okay. And there's Flo doesn't care. Yeah. She's a resilient little girl. She's just smiling away, having a good time. So Babs is on babysitting duty out there right now. May, ew. We've got a crash happening at the studio.

She's very good. at it. Yeah, she is. She's underpaid. Yeah. We know that. Now, my family has done something recently, which I didn't think families supposedly do. But my sister, my sister's telling us that it's quite common and it's the great thing to do to keep in touch with your family.

Rather than do like an I message group, some people do WhatsApp groups or whatever it may be or messenger. My sister has now encouraged the entire family to get Snapchat. Okay. So my mom and my dad. I was trying to work out without asking you directly. You have two sisters, older, with four children, younger, getting married next week and very different stages of life. Very different. I actually can't work out who would be suggesting this.

Was it the older sister? No, I was the younger. It was the younger. So she went away on a cruise with a friend and their whole family had a family Snapchat. And they'd all send each other funny Snapchat. So she came back and created a family Snapchat to like me, my sister, my dad, my mom, my brother-in-laws, Morgan. And... You're not all 14.

Exactly. You're adults. I was getting friend requests on Snapchat, which I don't really use, from, like, my dad and my mum. And I was like, what's going on here? It's like, Chris Allen wants to be my friend? Is Snapchat still the same that I remember? It's the disappearing message.

Well, yeah, that's what I sort of was. And when you headlined this with, when you headlined this with, my family's doing something I don't think families did. Yeah. So now, but you know what? We'll still see each other nudes. But no. I know your brother-in-law is about to join the family

But that's costing a lot Hey mate, change this out again He's like, oh, it looks good So now we have like bulk snapchats From like my mum will send stuff What happens though It becomes like my sister sending her and her partner Getting loose, my young girl on on the weekend

Sure And my old sister sends her kids just being chaotic Then I send one of just flow doing like baby things Yeah And then my mum just sends like a three minute video Just filming a cafe she's in And you just like oh my god Does that also disappear

Is it's like you can't rewatch this In groups, if you have it in a group, it'll stay. Oh, I understood. Until you watch it, you know what I mean. It'll stay. And then after you watch it, it disappears. Please, Laura. I think you can choose to save them.

Yeah, you can't do that as well. You can't screenshot in Snapchat. I remember that. You can be notified if you do. Oh, you get notified. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it'll be like, Jess, fuck, you're any screenshot. The DP that you said.

So now, my whole family, it's like, and so Morgan had to re-download it because she's like, well, now I'm not in the loop with your family. I need to keep up with the Snapchat. Oh, because it's now the group chat, the message base. Is that deactive? Everyone's communicating. You just see videos. And you know what?

As weird as it is, it's quite funny. Really? Because you don't need to talk to each other. You just see the videos and go, oh, I saw they did that. It's just a little update. It'll get deleted. It's not something that you put on your social media, but it's funny enough to just put on that. But it's funny because you had the group chat going.

Yeah. But you just didn't have the disappearing element. But we weren't sending videos, I suppose. It'd be like, you know, this is just video updates. That is. And nudes. Obviously. I've got Jess and Ducco.

Wednesday morning. Welcome. Welcome to it, just about done here. What a morning. What a morning, it's been indeed. Thank you to all the contributions, our teachers. Emotional, spiritual, factual teachers. Just filling some gaps in our knowledge, ducco.

Yeah, it was good to learn, you know. It was good to learn that people are in there with us not knowing this common sense knowledge. Because I say to your mother, and if I was able to get in touch with mine, she's just... She's in her absolute best in the south of France at the moment. She's on a complete, you know, I think she's on a sex spree. Oh, absolutely. tell me a couple of picks of a deli, and I went, don't act like you're spending all your time of delis, ma'am. Even though I love to see the

abundance of cheese. Yeah. But your mother will look at you and go, oh, it's common sense. No, it's not. Until you learn it, you don't know what you don't know, and the rice cookers have helped us immensely today. Absolutely, they have. Mom already did text me as well about a Snapchat break saying, I don't send videos of just cafe. So, mom's preaching. I guess you know how when you're a big fan of an AFL or an NRL team, number one ticket holder. Yeah, oh yeah. She might be number one listener holder. Oh, yeah, she's enjoying. Oh, Sophia and then my mom. Oh, and actually

my husband would be up there too. Yeah, your husband listens fair bit. So do the ones? You know who's the least listener? Morgan, my wife. She's out here now. She's not even listening now. Sorry, she's not listening now? What's she up to out there, Babs? Hugging the... Hang on a minute. There's babies and dogs. No, no, no. I have just witnessed. What happened?

Chase, our boss just hugged your wife. I asked for a hug. He said this in the podcast. He never hugs. He doesn't hug. I came at him with open arms the other day. He genuinely got a pole and pushed me away. He did. I've never hugged him before. Morgan got a hug.

And was it a good hug? Should I be concerned? To be fair, pelvis, very far back. Very, on both of them. Although it wasn't Morgan coming. Morgan's not the biggest hugger either, I don't reckon. Anyway, she's still not listening. She's not listening.

So Morgan hugged me in Bath. Hey, bad, did she? Can Morgan hear this? She's out there with flowed her daughter. Morgan, you're listening to the show for the first time ever. Get her on the mic babs. Get her on your little stick.

She's feeding your daughter. She'll be right. Morgan, jump on and just say hi so people know you're real. Come on. People know you're actually here. She's got white eyes. She's not. Morgan.

She said, shut up. She's feeding. Morgan. You hear her laughing. Just yell out of the background. She's still got your dog tied up around her waist. She's got a handful of bottle and baby. Morgan, tell the rice cookies you love them.

Love you. That was just Babs, echoing to try and sound like. Looking out of the wall. What I'm finding out is Bucko's made up this whole family. They don't exist. They're not real. It's what happens in my household now, you know?

The only time Morgan has been on this program was to announce that you guys were pregnant a year ago. In a game. In a game. We have failed to get her ever since. She contributed greatly. She's not doing it ever again. Never comes back on.

Not even to say hello. You miss any of the show, yeah. Grab it on the listener app or everybody get your podcasts. We're back in tomorrow. It's Thursday tomorrow. Yep. So what's our Thursday game tomorrow? We have a rotation of musical games.

Tomorrow is Werdioki. Oh, we're back to Wurdyoke. I feel like we play Wurdyke every week. Even though it's allegedly on a rotation. Your Quizmaster. That's right. Under new rules. Oh, yeah.

Under new management. So whoever wins becomes Quintmaster the week after. Oh, we know Babs is going to wipe the floor with you too. We've got to get up. The girls are good at the feast game. Yeah, yeah. 24 hours, I think of some words. Has Babs ever played it?

I don't think Babs ever played it. I used to do the words. Babs used to play. Oh, okay. Yes. And I can't. recall her efficacy at this game. Neither can't. But music is

her strand. She's going to really. So yes, it's going to be... I'm going to study out of my Ricky Martin and my Westlife tonight because there'll be words with those songs, you know? Loud. It's for J-Lo. Okay, so... I don't know anything. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. West. There's going to be... There's going to be... The none of the songs have West. Time to say goodbye. Some of it's going to be in Italian. Some will be in Spanish. So, brush up on your your Andrea and your Ricky Martin. No.

No, time. And your West, that's a great, spend some time today. Yeah, I will. And you could win this. I'll spend some time learning. That's very good of you. And also, maybe brush up on your wiggles, because it's all I've been listening to for the past six months.

This could be a new end of a farewell song for our show. Maybe every Friday we play this. Every Friday, but when we go, the last night. Do you know what I'm going to do? She's in the background, Shail Lord. Daco. It sounds sad. It is sad.

You're missing us for the weekend. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's about someone dying. Yeah. I'm pretty sure we do Friday bangers. Every week. Yeah. I'm going to bat up this song until it gets up. You want to get to you, your losing street.

Until the rice cookers get sick of seeing it in the rotation. Well, we've got to play it. This does something in, me, Lawrence. Bro, the guy's blind. Like, you've got to pay respects. Yeah. And isn't his son real hard? Mateo is.

Oh, Jess has a pink from Mateo. Because not only is he hot, he sounds like his dad. Is our boss still out there? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He must be hating this. He's still hugging Morgan. I can you should get out there.

Hey, we're out of here. We will. See you tomorrow. Arrevedere. Until then, be good, be kind. Be gentle. Bye. Okay, well, let's give jibs.

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