Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Wow I love this carbonara

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

We talk poor people hacks, Producer Babs debuts a new game and what did Jess say that thew Morgan off all weekend?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Try the cafe's new blend today. Smoother, bolder, better. I'm loving it. Jess and Doggo! This is the Jess and Doggo podcast. Welcome to the podcast. Brrm brrm. Brrm brrm brrm brrm.

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Yeah, we got Hans, it was awesome. Hans Zimmer, of course, from Lion King fame, right? Did he do the Lion King soundtrack? I think he's done a lot more than that. Interstellar, I mean he did Gladiator, now we are free. Awesome! Hans Zimmer of course from Lion King fame right? Did he do the Lion King soundtrack? I think he's done a lot more than that. Interstellar, Gladiator, Now We Are Free. He's the Lion King guy. Babs you're a symphony, you're a composer.

He's done Interstellar, Gladiator, Inception, The Lion King. He does pretty much all of them. He did Lion King! Dune. Thank you. credit where credit's due thank you. Top Gun Pirates of the Caribbean. Sorry I didn't know he did The Lion King.

Spirit, that horse movie. Oh that's the horse everyone thinks is hot. Madagascar. Huh? He did it in Madagascar. Country Pan, El Dorado. Holy crap, has any... We love El Dorado, shy guy.

Oh, sorry, is there any other composers in Hollywood? No, there's not apparently. Wow! He's won a fair few Oscars. And has he been doing it for just decades? Long time. Wow. My name is Maximus Doradius. So pardon me, we'll just stay on

hands for a second. I was born to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son and I will have my vengeance. Before we get to your review, which I am anxious to hear because I was looking forward to seeing this film, does that mean he knows every instrument known to man and like writes the music for them? Yeah. So I want to compose it. It comes up with the sounds. The talent to pluck random sounds out of the ether and then put them together to something like that. It's crazy. Underscoring what are the biggest films of all time.

This is actually one of my songs I run to. Motivates me. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like really motivation. There's no lyrics. Nah, it's just this. Strength and honour! Because it's just like it's montage. It's epic. It's like really motivation. Nah, it's just this. Strength and honour. Cause it's just like it's a montage.

It's epic. It's epic. It's exactly what it is. Have you seen, there's a big TikTok trend where they remove what you know as the standard music on a certain scene and replace it. You're like, this is why music makes so much of a difference. It does.

Music is everything. Music is everything. Anyway, so I saw the F1 movie. Hans Zimmer did do the F1 movie. So we're on Friday. I was very excited. So you're telling me Han Zimmer told Tate McCray this is the kind of song we need? No, that's where it's a bit, that's where I think F1 fell off a little bit.

I thought F1 was going to be like Oscar movie. A proper movie. And it was a great film. It was a cheesy, corny, American hurrah film film. So less of a film. More of a movie. More of a, yeah exactly. Yeah.

And I didn't know that going into it. Chug, I did. I was thinking Brad Pitt, Hans Zimmer, Oscars, whatever. It was a bit more like a top gun. Fun. Yeah, fun. Cheesy lyrics. Brad Pitt walking down with old school aviators,

his jeans on walking down the F1 track in slow mo. After he's been kicked off the team, I'm like, there's no way he's walking down that track in the middle. But you know, Brad Pitt driving cars. Sick. Is it Brad Pitt do you think has gone, I just want to have some fun now? Well, I mean, it would have been hard. They did drive F1 cars in the actual making.

And they did. They drove the F2 cars. I know that, but he had either way, he had to learn. OK, that's not just like, I'll take the piss like Nicholas Cage looks like he's doing in his new film. Oh, the surfer. But OK. So I really enjoyed the car racing stuff is phenomenal. Absolutely phenomenal.

You should see it just for that alone. Sorry, what's the premise? Literally Brad Pitt is an old driver who is friends with the guy who owns a team. The team in the F1 is struggling. He needs to win a race and he's going to lose his ownership from the board. So it gets Brad Pitt back as like a real Hail Mary for the second half of the season. Was he like a superstar back in his day? Yes and no. Brad Pitt worked with like Schumacher and stuff. He was always like the team man, but he was never like the main dude.

The star man. Yeah, but he's like a really good driver in itself. But he's like classic Brad Pitt character. Nothing tied him down. No family floating through. Just a good looking dude who lives in a van and does chin ups in his van. The only thing I know about this film, you know, pre-release was that the love interest, Simone Ashley got cut from the whole film, filmed all her scenes, but then got cut. So I appreciate that. I think that chick that was in it that he was kind of flirting with was her. She was the race engineer.

Yeah. Oh, so she was in it. She was still definitely in it. Indian, Indian girl? No. Okay. So there's an actress who was made famous in Bridgerton and Sex Education. Simone Ashley was her name.

I thought she was a love interest. Babs, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, apparently she was meant to be. She was meant to be. And then they got heaps of backlash. So Simone Ashley films all these scenes, Ducko, and then gets told, oh, we've basically cut your whole character,

which I know you can relate to, my friend. They basically cut all her scenes. And I went went I thought she was meant to be the romantic interest Right. I'm not missing her at all in the movie. Actually, he's previously said exotation and hello, bro I have a small part, but I'm trying to think she says you blink and you miss her I didn't even see her in the movie. So that's what she was reduced to but she was I think Booked as one of the kind of leads. Hey, it happens. It happens. Trust me, it's happened to me. They meant preppy guy number one.

Preppy student. Preppy student. I have my own fucking trailer in that film with The Rock and I had 10 scenes and like I had dialogue, everything got cut. And only that it got cut the day before I went to set, like reduced. Yep.

And then I went on set, filmed them for two days, told all my friends. Cause you were in the scene with the weather. I was one of the students with Paul Giamatti. Yep. And I was typing on my keyboards. There was like three of us that were like cool students that we were like helping solve it or whatever. And I was in, I filmed so much.

I closed, I remember we did a scene in a big student, like a theater and like a uni. Like lecture hall. Lecture hall. There was hundreds of kids. There was a camera, huge camera, just on me. And the directors giving me one-on-one feedback where I like, me and the director follow each other on Instagram and stuff.

And we're doing a full, it's just my reactions to Paul Giamatti doing his monologue. And I'm reacting. It's like, cut, Docco, more intensity. Yeah, yeah. And looking at the camera, like pretending to be another student being like, whoa. Like all this stuff, thinking, wow, this is gonna,

this is it for the duck man. The doors are gonna open, baby. Every single thing was cut. Like gone, like blink and you miss me. I should put you in touch with Simone Ashley. Like you guys, I'm reading- No one on Line Bluff about mine. No one was saying, geez, how could this happen?

I'm reading an interview now on coinmoy.com and I don't think she was meant to be the, she's like, I had a small part to begin with. But all these things about, this was gonna be her breakout in Hollywood after starring in Bridgerton and then was completely cut and you don't even remember seeing anything of her. Nothing. I remember auditioning for this film and the audition sides were different to what the actual role was. I got the script, we got it, I got draft like 30 and I got sent like draft like 40 and then by the time

it was draft 81 the day before filming I was reading at home and I was like where's my stuff? Where's my lines? Like, oh, there's some of me. And then I realized it, I called my agent. They're like, oh yeah, it's probably been cut. I'm like, what the fuck? Oh, hang on, so that didn't even,

you don't get a heads up. No, you don't know. Then you roll into set the next day and you're like, what are we filming? They're like, you're filming this scene and that scene and this. Am I in this one? Yeah, yeah, but you don't know that, that's gone.

And you're just like, what? Do you get the whole script or just your parts? I've got everything. Yeah, the whole script. Yeah, cuz you gotta get a sense of the film. Yeah. Yeah Can't just dive in not knowing so yeah, I mean my prep students. Oh, it's so like I practice that role. I practice typing on a keyboard confidently without looking because I didn't want it to look really fake But like actual words? Yeah, yeah, like yeah, actual words, cuz I didn't want it to look fake Yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz you can see- All my work cut. He's just tap, tap, tap, tap, tapping. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, I mean, it's brutal, man. Brutal. It's brutal, that's what happens. You should tell people you were in the F1 movie and got cut too. I know, I really should, I should just keep saying that. I was cut from that too. Yeah, and that one.

I was cut from that one as well. Oh, that one, you see that one? It happened to Lincoln Lewis with a film with Will Smith and his son, that one that- Not Pursuit of Happiness. No, no, no that like Futuristic one they go to another planet Fuck it was like like 2016 2014 ish

So he was in that had his big movie premiere in Brisbane, that's my big break out He filmed it for like six months like like I would say third on the list of main characters. Oh crap It's it's will yeah, Will, Jaden, Lincoln Lewis. And he got cut from everything. Yeah, there's one article that says Lincoln Lewis buzzing after Hollywood and then the next article is Lincoln Lewis shattered after. And after that he never really... And do you know, like not told?

No, sometimes it's not even bad performance, it's literally just like, do we need that? Here's the first edit, it's too long, what. It's literally just like do we need that? Well, here's the first edit It's too long. What if we cut out all those characters? Being in that board meeting going which character has the least impact on the film's progression that one so we can cut everything See you later. It's yeah, it's brutal brutal. Oh So anyway, I'm sorry to anyone who was cut from f1, but I did enjoy the film. So I got it I didn't like the team principle. Of the...

Oh, you didn't? I didn't like him. Of Brad's team? Javier Bardem. Javier Bardem. No, no, he was fine. No, the principle, the... Oh, yeah, yeah, the older dude.

Yeah, he was sort of... There was a few like... There was some flimsy cameos, like there was some flimsy bit lines. From like F1 drivers? Yeah, some from F1. When Toto Wolf comes in, he's like, you know where to find me if you want to drive with me. And then he walks off. Yes, I've seen him in Drive to Survive.

Yep. Who's he? The German Mercedes. They made a joke about that earlier in the film too. One of the billionaire owners of the team is like, I'm an expert, I've seen all Drive to Survive. That's funny. Because everyone thinks they're an expert after they've watched it.

Bit meta. Bit meta, right? Like referencing something in the real world when they do that. But it was funny, like when you see this guy's character, it makes sense. Yeah. It was a good movie all along. You should definitely see something in the real world when they do that. When you see this guy's character, it makes sense. Yeah. It was a good movie all along.

You should definitely see it in the cinemas. Yeah. Babs, you should see it before your boyfriend goes away. I guess we'd like that. Yeah, I guess we'd love it. We've got a couple more days. So. Yeah.

Are you just getting all the sex in you can before he heads off? Jesus. Answer the question. Don't block. We've got that Twitter game going, you alright? Yeah, yeah. No. You sung on air today. I thought all the walls would come down.

Yeah, me too. I was... There's a big difference about talking about sex and... Or just reading from your porn book. Do you want to think about it? Does he know that you read... Has he ever read any of the passages in your... Yeah, he has. Any way he jokes about it. Has Jethro ever woken up and you're there just... Oh my god.

Answer the question, man. No! What do you call it? Full pelt? I said flick and the bean. Dago told me that phrase. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Has anyone watched Fleabag? Oh, no I didn't. Her boyfriend falls asleep and she's jerking off to Barack Obama speaking because she loves his court.

Do girls call it jerking off? No, they call it flick and the bean. I don't actually know what it's called. Yeah, stroke in the cat. Yeah. You wouldn't say you have a wang. Cheezing the taco? I don't know. Cheezing the taco?

That sounds yeasty. It does sound yeasty. That sounds good, doesn't it? I don't like that. Saucing the taco. Yeah, yeah, saucing. Yep. That's what we call it.

Yeah, cool. Glad I asked. But yeah. Yeah, anyway. I can't remember what we were talking about before that. Before Babs went all dirty on us. I did not. And bean works because you love Mexican food. Hahaha.

Refried anyone? Touching the Guzman. Adding guacamole to my... Tickling Gomez. Hahaha. Tickling your Gomez. Are you tickling Gomez? Put that on lock.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Enjoy the show. Hahaha. You don't get to wrap us up. No, no, no. You don't get to do that. Only people whose names are on the program get to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Alright, enjoy the show. Hahaha. Tune in, tune in, tune in, turn it up! Jess and Ducco in the morning. There's only one show to wake up with. Jess and Ducco! The only pop toy I listen to. The rest are rubbish.

Broadcasting live. Tune in, tune in, All I want is the noise. Turning up, turning left. It's time to go off. Jess. Like a transformer. It is like choo choo choo. Megatron.

Ducko. How about that D, Ken? D for dancing. Yes, that's well not what Pablo was thinking, but you have clean money. Producer Shy Guy. No ladies ever shave their face. Producer Babs.

Ooh, news. Big shows and big vibes in 2025. This is Jess and Ducko. Great camera action. Headsows, Big Vibes in 2025. This is Jess and Ducco. Great Camera Action. Heads up, tits up, let's get up. Right on 6 o'clock. Welcome, oh hang on a minute. Welcome to a fresh can of New Week team. Does that mean we're playing Shy Guy Sips today?

Oh we're meant to, aren't we? Have you got a can or something? You can sip? Yeah, we can do it early. It's the first day school holidays man. Yeah, that is not an excuse to sip. We got a sip. We got plenty of cans in the fridge Ducco, Shy Guy just picked up his lava lamp and tried to open the lid on that. That's my present to you. Do you reckon turned it on once No, because it hasn't been tagged. He couldn't get it. He couldn't get it tested. Mate, I wouldn't stop abiding by the rules so much. Just plug it in and turn the thing on. Can you imagine the lava lamp is the reason this place burns to the ground? We cannot have that on our heads. That's why we don't. They would never know. Are you kidding?

Delay's not even working. The real reason is because I only have one PowerPoint here and my laptop needs to be charged. Yeah, because his laptops always need you. He's prioritizing the lappy tape. I just don't know if you like the battery life. I feel like I do like it. I use the ring you got me regularly. Come on man.

Ducco you gotta understand, how is he meant to team's babs when it's toast time if his laptop dies? That's the real reason the laptop's there. He can't risk the battery dying. And go, what are these guys on today? LOL Have little messages with each other. One day we're gonna have to have a laptop amnesty and we get to see all your Teams logs. See all the ways you've bitched about us. It'll just be memes.

What memes are you two sending each other? This is why he can't Google in the moment because he's looking up memes. And neither of them are because they're sending each other dank memes. There was one the other day because of a thing with sales. No cat breath. It was just like a blank face from Steve Carell in The Office. Was that about a story we told? No no, sales did something wrong.

And we were like, oh, there's a mood. Okay, alright. Babs, who sends funnier memes? You or the Shy Lord? Me. You know why? Because she looks for them harder. Yeah, and she spends so long, that's why she's like Googling during the show.

Exactly. Because she's still strolling. We get it guys, we get it. Ah, it all comes out, doesn't it? Yeah. Speaking of GIFs, my squatty potty is good. I'm getting used to it. Oh yes.

It took a while to get used to it. It's hard to initially feel It's hard to initially when do you stand up you stay on it? Do you kick it away? Your pants get caught in it. Oh, the only one who stands on it. There was a few weird issues I had with initially My dad was over on the weekend. He goes why do you have a kid stool here? I was like that's not a kid stool. It's not a kid stool. You put your feet on it anyway. It's a whole thing. Yes What's your bad situation? I've not heard much about you... Yeah, not as solid as you but not as terrible as Babs. Okay, on a scale of Babs to Jess you're just nice in the middle. But it's not even about um, yes it does aid with that but it's just better aerodynamically for the human form. It just felt weird for the first week I guess. Yeah, it does. It would feel weird for the Shy Lord because his legs are so long and your knees like you know. Yeah I have to have it like that. Yeah you would actually.

Because is yours tucked around the base. Yeah but then I put it out. little and then push her back in yeah yeah nice and secure cuz the design. Sometimes I trip on it and stuff and I get up with my pants down. When do I put my pants up? I thought about standing on it this morning just to pee I was like no I'm way too tall now. That's way too high. I don't know the load bearing obviously yours hasn't broken but they're just bits of plastic. Yeah I don't actually know. You'd be okay. There's not much of it. I'm looking at him. True I did get it on Amazon it was a reasonable price if you do break it I guess we could get you another one, but some of them are upwards of 220 I don't know why they are they not is it not just like one? No, there's some knockoffs

Hey, we live in the era of the dupe. Yeah of the dupe. Did I get the dupe? You got a dupe? I'm sorry. I mean, it's the same thing the same thing If I go into a spare toilet and I don't have it. I just fold over the washing basket. I use the be really committed. Yeah. Oh, yeah I can't do it without it now. I bring it to hotels like Yeah, you can get it. Yes, you've got the retractable legs. Babs takes it everywhere She goes she goes to cafes for breakfast takes it you never know when she's got the fold out one. Oh, yeah Yeah, she push it with that. It's like Iron Man getting you sued on. Do you know what it's like? What's it like? It's like a transformer. That's a real throwback to last week. If no one heard that I realised how dumb we sound. At the top of our.

Hey team enough mucking around because we have a giant show. Do we? A huge show. How are we gonna fit it all in? It tastes day one of school holidays for some kids. That's right. Jeez, it feels like we just had them. Oh, I know. Parents are probably going, yeah, we did. How are we going to entertain these buggers now? We do have Alpha Bucks, your chance at $10,000.

Absolutely. Flirted with it a bit last week. Yeah. Flirted with it. We call it FAME Eco Down Under. $500 bucks to spend. That's fantastic. Well done to you.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Practiced all morning. One day we're gonna get a client who's called Echo Down Under and it's just gonna send you to a stables. It's gonna send me to another dimension. Up next though, AI. Good for a lot of things. Still not all human elements. Yeah, you know how I feel, Ducco. There's one audible author who's come out against AI for one specific thing it can't do. I want to run it through the team and see if we can do it. Sure. Jess and Ducco.

Jess and Ducco. Jess, I know how you feel about AI. You know, I had my girls' weekend over the past two days gone and my friend goes, oh, should I just ask AI the best way to get there? And I was like, no, we are two smart ladies. We can figure it out. The best way to get like a, like, Oh, we were walking somewhere and you know,

sometimes walking on Google maps is a bit annoying. Doesn't really keep up with you. She's like, should I ask AI? And I was like, we can figure it out. I know people just go to it for anything and everything now. We're losing our smarts. And it doesn't always give you the best responses because it's just trolling the net.

So it's just like, you know. 100%. I'm hearing people who go back and forth, like not fighting with it, but going, no, that didn't work. Yeah. What are you doing? What are you doing? Yeah.

Freaks me out. We're losing our problem solving skills, Ducco. Certainly are. But we're also losing our jobs. Audiobook narrator, Annabelle Tudor says that she's narrated 45 audiobooks and in May Amazon, you know, we hate Bezos. Oh my God. He destroyed Venice.

Oh God, didn't he just. And he's the only other person having a wedding more expensive than you that I know. I had the title and he's usurped me now. And he took it. Let alone all the issues Amazon has caused anyway. It's fine. Uh, publishers are choosing in Amazon the new, uh, there's like new audiobooks and it's basically a hundred voices created by AI to narrate audiobooks in English, anyway, it's fine. Publishers are choosing in Amazon, there's like new audio books, and there's basically 100 voices created by AI

to narrate audio books in English, Spanish, French, Italian. So it's the AI translation of audio books. And she's saying, not only is that going to sound bad, because it'll be like, you know, sometimes if we ever have AI, if anything here, they can't pronounce things correctly all the time. Well, they don't know local references, and things can be interpreted multiple ways.

Even my Apple CarPlay if it's reading out a text message live becomes live, read becomes read like there are words in the English language that can be pronounced different ways. Exactly so she's saying that obviously but the other big thing that she's saying is I've narrated and this is where we get Babs into the fold yes I've narrated really raunchy sex scenes. AI does not know what an orgasm sounds like I'd love to know how AI plans on getting around that mate Annabelle raises an excellent point because AI To the best of my knowledge shy guy correct me if I'm wrong

Doesn't bang Actually, you know that if they were just has a I had sex, shall I go? Not that I know, I can ask it. Ask it right now. Yeah, ask it right now. Should I ask it on my phone so we get audible? Yeah, absolutely. Oh yes. And we'll see what it says back.

Give me one second to fire it up. I beg an answer. Because then what I wanted us to do is I wanted us to try and see how we'd go doing a fake orgasm just to show that we can't be beaten by AI. Alright, let me ask it. Alright. Have you had sex before? I don't think it likes it.

It knows it's on the mic. No, it just doesn't want to answer. Siri would have. I think it's against radio codes to do with noises. Is it? That's why AI is bailed. It's against the code to play. Who did their codes most recently?

Play. But are we orgasming or are we just having a good time? You know what I mean? You're so, have, you can't tell me that I don't have the most perfect body. I don't have the most perfect body. I don't have the most perfect body. I don't have the most perfect body. I don't have the most perfect body.

I don't have the most perfect body. I don't have the most perfect body. I don't have the most perfect body. I don't have the most perfect body. I don't have the most perfect body. I don't have the most perfect body. I don't have the most perfect body. They've used their codes most recently. But are we orgasming or are we just having a good time? You know what I mean? You can't tell me that I don't have the most perfect bowl of Carbonara in front of me. That's exactly what we've got. Because Angus has flags, those noises sound similar. See?

I bet they do. You know I'm off to Italy in three weeks. We've all got the best bowl of Carbonara in front of us. We've all got a perfect, not this Australian-ified with the cream, Yuba Okenzo. How dare you. Perfect egg guanciale, black pepper, fresh pasta. Pasta. Ducco, take a bite.

The line is, wow, I love this carbonara. I want it to keep. And you've got to get really excited about that line. Absolutely. Okay, all right, ready? I love this carbonara. I want it to kick. And you've got to, you know, get really excited about mine. Absolutely. Okay, alright, ready? I'm taking my bite. You're taking your bite. I can't do this.

No. Wow. Ah! Ah, this carbonara. I feel like I closed my eyes. That was you hitting a PB at the gym as well. You know, just really. Okay, I don't know if I got there fully.

All right, Shaka, you take it away. Really enjoying the ball in front of you. Yeah. Wow. I love this carbonated. No, that just sounded like you're on the tour. Jess, Jess, come on. Come on.

I reckon you're going to nail this. He was back in one after. Jess, Jess, come on, come on. I reckon you're going to nail this. Oh, I love this carbonara. Is that actually what you're loving? It probably is. Angus is like, what? What's the carbonara doing that I can't?

I was like, well, what are you doing here? When did you get here? I don't think yours is that different to mine, to be honest. Replay the tape. Now, do we bother? Hell yeah. Babs? Babsy, happy Monday.

You're going to be a good friend. I'm going to be a good friend. I'm going to be a good friend. I'm going to be a good friend. I'm going to be a good friend. I'm going to be a good friend. I'm going to be a good friend. I'm going to be a good friend. I'm going to be a good friend. I'm going to be a good friend. I'm going to be a good friend. is that different to mine to be honest. Replay the tape. Now, do we bob up? Hell yeah. Babs. Babsy, happy Monday. You've got a perfect...

Firstly, do you like carbonara? What's your favourite food? Guzman. You got Guzman in front of you. I do like carbonara. Just go, just go, oh I love this Guzman. Can I say I love you Guzman? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that. That's way funnier. Love ya! Wow, I love this Guzman. Come on! Enjoy it! Did she say she's not? Your boyfriend's about to go away for three weeks without you showing him what he's missing. Guzman.

Wow, this is really yummy Guzman. That's probably us. Yeah. Jess and Ducco. Hey, if you can't be your own harshest self-critic, then who can be? That's it. You know? You got to look inward sometimes guys. Absolutely.

It's the only way we'll get better, improve as individuals as as couples. Maybe I need to take a leaf out of this new study out of the University of Texas, Ducco. Hell yeah. Researchers have conducted couple satisfaction. Yes. Research and surveys. Look, only 260 adults were interviewed, not enough of a sample size in my opinion,

but hey, maybe this is just the tip of the iceberg. That's all we need though. But a good range, people ranging from 23 to 67. Ooh. And what they did with these participants was give them 15 text message exchanges. Right. Some of the text message exchanges had emojis. Ah.

Some did not. Now these weren't texts that they had received themselves. They were just random scripts that they were then being asked to assess. Apparently, all the text exchanges that had emojis, everyone ranked that those partners must be more communicative, better in responsive, more open and vulnerable, as opposed to the people like myself who are anti emoji.

The perceived partner responsiveness through emoji use was positively associated with closeness and relationship satisfaction. They go even further to say there was no significant differences between face and non-face emoji. Just using any emoji. Any emoji will do. Meant better relationship satisfaction. Devil, poop, thumbs up. They just show up and they're good to go. Whatever it might be. Whatever emoji you want to do. So you know how I personally... You hate emojis. I find them... They're like cruise control for you, you don't understand. I don't understand them. I find them too vague.

Alright, I know what the poop emoji is, but like the blushing smiley. Yeah. What is that? It's like blushing and smiling. The monkey with the hands over its eyes. Oh, don't show me that. I can't. The wrestle emoji. Hey, that's anytime, anywhere for whatever you want, depending on the mood you're in. Well, you and study author Sally Huing are obviously on the same page. Me and Hwing are always on the same page. It's not the type of emoji but simply their presence that makes people feel closer to their partner, I'd then argue friend, colleague, radio co-host. Does anyone else in this team use emojis much? I don't know. I don't know if you're a big emoji guy. I was gonna say I use them But I wouldn't say I'm people usually temper their emoji use around me because they know I don't care for them Yeah, well you'd be like why'd you use that emoji? I don't understand what you mean

I'm saying like squirting emojis and stuff. You do send a lot of these Emails been sent squirt emoji. Yeah, what what was the melting face emoji like? Like I'm gonna which one I don't understand the upside down face. Yeah. What's that about? What does that mean? That's kind of like, oh, I'm so happy about this, but I'm not. You know what I mean? So what can I just say that? How do I type that?

I'm so happy at this, but I'm not or set upside down face. What do I love? Do you do this? Does use more words. I understand. We use now stickers. Morgan and I, are they the ones you create yourself? It's off your photos.

You can say an image of a friend or we do a lot with our baby now with Flo. You're so tech savvy. How do you do that? I don't know how to make those. Just hold your finger on the image and it will like, it'll cut it out and save it. So now we have like one for Flo when she's like happy, sad, surprised. We have all these on for our kids. We just send each other Flo.

Okay, so you can. Flo-moji. Flo- ah, there he is. Flo-moji. Flo-moji. We Flo-moji. T-M. My friend, Carly, taught my parents how to use Bitmoji.

That's not that. That's where they made like a little anime of themselves. I never liked Bitmoji. So now my mum sends me, have a great day. And it's a little Lisa. Little Bitmoji. Bitmoji doing that. I'm like, Carly, what have you done?

Why have you opened that channel? I'm gonna send you guys a couple of bloody flowmojis. Flowmojis. Right now, as you're looking at it. And let me test how much closer I feel to you. I feel very close to you. I feel close. Oh, that's a good one.

What's the difference if you just- The crying one's funny, hey. What's the difference if you just sending- Because she's animated. Yeah, yeah, she's- The picture of it. Oh, she's animated. Hey, I gave her that onesie.

That's a cute one. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. You can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, say pass. We'll come back if there's time. We are playing for 10k now first player fresh can a new week baby we have the Locky hello Locky good morning how are you Locky we couldn't be better are you gonna take 10 grand off us is the question the time for hoping is over Locky it's done it's a yes or no training's been done this is game time game time yeah that's it how done. It's a yes or no question. All the training's been done. This is game time, baby.

Game time. Yeah. That's it. How's your fresh can of New Week tasting? Are you in a good mood today, tasting well? Yeah, yeah, in a good mood, yep. Okay. What do you do with yourself, Lock?

I'm a metal worker. Metal worker. Are you on your way to work right now? I might work right now. Oh, he's a good worker. Favorite metal to work with? None, really. That's why Lockie wants his 10 grand so he can walk off the job.

Alright, and what do you want to spend the money on? I'd like to do a trip to Canada, that would be good. Ooh, lovely. Well, I only know a few places in Canada and none of them start with J. There's the Blue Jays. There is the Blue Jays. Yeah. I've been to a bloody Blue Jays game. Loco, Loco, Lachie, you're going to work with the letter J.

Okay. Hell of a joke. You ready to rock? Yep. Let's go. All right. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter J, we need you to name something you drink.

Juice. An island. A pass. A sport. Today we need you to name something you drink. Juice. An island. A pass. A sport. Juggling. A perfume brand. Pass.

A tool. Pass. A four letter word. Jump. An animal. Jaguar. An occupation. Pass.

A movie. A movie. A movie. A movie. A movie. A movie. A movie. A movie. A movie. An animal. Jaguar. An occupation. Pass. A movie. Jump straight.

A video game. Pass. Ah, damn. Give him the 10 grand he called juggling a sport. And I appreciate the respect. You're lucky I'm going to give that to you as well. Ah, you got yourself full there. Let's go through some, Lockie.

An island could have been Jamaica. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Appreciate the respect. You're lucky I'm going to give that to you as well. You got yourself four there.

Let's go through some, Lockie. In Ireland, it could have been Jamaica, the Perfume Friends, the Shia Guys' favourite, Jimmy Choo. A tool could have been the Jack Saw or the humble Jack Hammer. An occupation judge or a jeweler, there's a few. A movie, you said Jump, I think it meant 21 Jump Street. Probably looking for Jaws or John Wick. And then a video game. Just Dance, Jurassic Park.

That's a tough one. Look, look, Lockie, you don't get the money, but you do get $100 to spend online at Plata Push Shoes. Great kicks. Thank you. Very good. Yeah, get your kicks with the puss. Beautiful.

That's not their tagline, but I just meant it. That is not their tagline. Don't send them that clip. Hey, Lockie. I'll that clip. Hey, Lockie. Have fun with your medal today. Beautiful. Thank you. Enjoy your day as well. Bit of aluminium today, Lock?

Nah, colour bond today. Alright, don't I look? Hell yeah! Thank you mate. Thank you, Lockie. No worries. Thank you. Up next, Ducco. What do you got for me? I did something yesterday that made me think of you.

Made me think of Shy Guy. Made me think of Babs. Particularly your bums. And I would just like to temperature check if you guys do what I do. We'll do it next. Jess and Ducko. Sitting at my dinner table yesterday, Ducko. Doing some work for the show, obviously.

There on my laptop. when the urge to pass wind took me. And I realised for the entirety of my adult life, my event memory is not great. All my brain is taken up with quote memory. Quote and name. So my event memory is not great. So I'm going to say for the entirety of my adult life, don't know if I did it as a kid. When you need to fart, will you lift

a cheek? Um, sometimes, yeah. Okay. Only sometimes, my friend. Only sometimes. Because I think every single time, it doesn't matter if I'm on a dining chair, if I'm here at work, if I'm in the car, I cannot not lift my cheek. That's a tell-tale when she goes in here. She starts hobbling on one side.

And last night was the first night I got into this vortex of thinking about it and trying to keep my bum down. Can't do it. Is it on a wooden chair? It makes a bigger sound. No, not a wooden chair. I've got a nice upholstered padded dining chair.

But it doesn't matter. I think every chair surface I've got a nice upholstered padded dining chair. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But it doesn't matter. I think every chair surface I've sat on, it's this involuntary, it's like a sneeze, you have to close your eyes. Yeah. Involuntary reflex, have to lift my bum. Go on the side, yeah. And it's like, obviously the gas is still going to escape. It's not going to what?

Blow my pants up. No. And I thought, is this just a J-fart? Do you think? Let me ask my three closest pals. I don't do it every time for sure. I'd only do it if I was making- Are you conscious of it? Yeah, if I did it, I'd be like, I'm making it as a joke, like, you know, but I wouldn't-

This exaggerated movement. Yeah, otherwise I'd just let it slide out and hope that it was a silent one. So you trust that your butt will release it? I trust my anus. You trust your anus? I have deep trust in my anus. When your butt is fully flat on a chair though, is the sound more intense? Um, depends on the chair.

An upholstered chair, probably not. Ah, because it absorbs it. Yeah. But like a wooden chair or like I've got these metal chairs at home and like that thing can ring. Oh, that would be like a metallic. Yeah. Um, sometimes we did something on the show and it was like this, this stupid

Tik Tok where it was like, if you hold your cheeks open, it doesn't make sound. That's right. It doesn't work. You presented your mud button to the mic. Yeah, yeah, I tried. It doesn't work. But every now and then, if I'm like in the shower or something, when I think of that, I'll do that just cause I'm like, that's funny, but I'm by myself, but no,

on a chair, I would just, I would probably just go normally. Sorry, when you're by yourself, I'm not going to do this over there. If I'm in the shower. Yeah. My 18 month old is finally getting the giggles about Fath. So every time I let one rip it home, she fully giggles. Now we've entered the best stage of parenting. I'm like, she gets it.

You two, Angel comes home, you two are just like, ha ha ha. Because she let one go over the weekend and she looked at me like, I did it. I went, you did it. And then we both like, shy guy, what say you, are you a lift? I think I lift. Yeah. Now the question is, I think they do as well. I think it like amplifies it.

I'm going to need to test it now, but please do. Cause I also wanted to drill down. You are both left-handed again, as I was sitting with it yesterday, I only ever lift to the right and I'm right-handed. I think I lift to the right as well, but I don't know. I don't lift enough to know my patterns. So I'm gonna have to go on a bit of study over the next 24 hours.

And I know that it is such, sometimes if you're in the middle of a giggle, a cough, it can just escape, but try and really be in the moment. If you feel one brewing, can you take stock? You know what you're in the middle of a giggle a cough it can just escape but try and really be in the moment Yeah, if you feel one brewing, yeah, can you take stock? You know I keep really want to know Yeah, well on the topic of farts and you guys because we do the guess my father was a game And we also didn't where I don't understand how desperate I am to return sir Yeah, yeah, I've done it to you and you had to guess the same. I do it to my wife and Morgan's like no

No, I'm like, I'm like, holy my look. Come on like, holy, like, look, come on, come on. And then it just like seeps out. And I'm just, aw. And then it's ruined the integrity of the farts. Everything's gone. Do you also believe- Sometimes I follow through. Do you also believe if you hold farts in,

that noxious gas is now like wearing away at your intestines? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like if you're in a place where you really can't go, like at a meeting or I was in a Lyft on Friday with a bunch of people from like the boring offices downstairs. Yes. And, oh God, that was- You can't go like at a meeting or I was in a lift on Friday with a bunch of people from like the boring offices downstairs. And oh god that was... You can't. Have you ever let one go when you've gotten in on your own and then it gets down to the boring levels and then they have to look in? When I see the lift stop I start like shake like moving air around and they come in and you're like morning. That's what I do in public bathrooms. I open and close the door really fast to try and get some air.

Oh, I'd love to see you in a public bathroom in the wild. Oh, it's pretty much the same not in the bathroom. It's all the same. Fresh can of New Week, baby. Now we get that in you. We flirted with Shy Guy Sips. Now we do play Shy Guy Dips, our cereal game on Wednesday, but a very, very creative and fantastic rice cooker,

Hooligan, he said guys you keep making that there's a game in that what about Shy Guy Sips on a Monday you can keep dipping on a Wednesday. Yeah yeah and we thought geez I mean it's halfway through the year, the year's practically done we may as well phone it in. Shy Guy and the Lord of the Board have just walked away to go seemingly make toast. I assume they've been brainstorming can we get Shy Guy's sips? They're talking outside right now. Are they listening to us? I'm not sure if they're listening. Because Shy Guy was looking at the board longingly as though can we make room? Well I think we probably could have done it right here actually. Oh you're so right. We could, I think we probably could have done it right here actually. Oh, you're so right. Uh, we could, I mean we can add Shy Guy Sips in somewhere. I think we should add Shy Guy.

I was thinking 840. Okay. Oh, okay. That's a bit of fun. Yeah, yeah. So we've got Babs new game. I was thinking like 710, 720. Are you telling me-

Just to separate the games. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Are you telling me it's a two new game day? We've got Babs bringing us a new game. Yeah, this is tough. And we're going to do Shy Guy Sips. This is, you know, this is huge.

That is huge, but it is the first day of school holidays and we all know all the rules go out the window. Everything, whatever, it's survival week. Back in our day, our mum and dad would take us to the bloody video easy. You get your seven weeklies for seven bucks. Good, that's you done. Whereas now we need games. Yeah, we need something.

Babs' new game, Shy Guy Sips game. Okay, we'll do it. Do you want to do it today on the show then after eight? Okay, he's nodding. He's nodding. He's keen to sip. Have you gone and sussed out the drinks fridge here at work? Yeah. Yep, loads of options. They're boating their toast out there. It's not like we're on air guys. Yes, this is coming from me. This is going to be a hook break. We are hooking. We're hooking what's coming up. Thank you.

That's why I thought I could be out here. No, no, no. Just when you least expect it, we'll get you. We will get you. Always be on your toes, Shy Guy. Jess and Ducko. There's been a Reddit thread going around where people are adding to it. And Jess, I think you're going to be happy with this because I wouldn't have, you wouldn't have struck me as someone who does some of these hacks, but...

I am, I've told you this, okay. An enigma. I'm an onion. I've got layers. Onion or contradiction? I'm just trying to work out which one it is. I'm layered. I'm multifaceted. Don't put me in a box. Yes, I will waste a lot of money on superfluous silly things, but then, we've got to save other places. And you save by a big one lots of people are doing, saving glass jars to users containers.

Now, Ducco, I brought 61 glass jars in. No one wanted them. I thought we might end up with a dinghy out of these. We could trade up. We could sort some people out. You had big plans for this. No one wanted them. Yeah. But now you're telling me people have gone to the internet

to say this is the best hack of all time. Money saver hack too. So you don't need to buy Tupperware containers because you've got them. Wouldn't you agree? Keeping things in glass is the superior way to keep things. Tupperware is obviously amazing but plastic after a while gets a bit stained. I feel like you can taste the soap and the remnants of stuff. Microplastics. Doesn't clean very well. Microplastics. Glass is the superior vessel. Yeah. No one wanted me jars though. I'd like a long glass thing. I don't want to put my spag bowl all in the elongated glass jar,

but it is what it is. To be fair, absolutely. My skinny little thing that had halved black olives does feel like a niche shape, but still. It works. You've got options. I like this one. I like to use bars of soap and put the little pieces of the old bar of soap onto the new bar of soap to make it a bigger bar of soap.

Oh, that's genius. That is a good one, isn't it? That is genius because it's so wasteful otherwise. It is. How hard will you get every ounce of toothpaste? What's your- That's the next one. Oh, it says every ounce of toothpaste. Are you cutting them open? I don't cut. I roll though. I roll it.

See, I'll roll and then cut. Wow, you roll then cut. I roll then cut. How do you think I'm paying for weddings? I've got to save. You're a thrifty that I am. Anticipated. Yeah, yeah. I will cut lotions. I'll cut makeup. I'm cutting open because the dregs that are left...

Interesting....in the cornices and the crevices got so much product left behind. lotions, I'll cut makeup, I'm cutting open because the dregs that are left in the cornices and the crevices got so much product left behind. Absolutely. What about this one, adding water to soap and shampoo bottles when they get low? Yes, you shake it up. So your hand soap, Angus hates that because you've got to shake every time because I think the soap and the water, if you let it sit for however long, it'll separate so you could pump and just get some water. You've got to shake it up every time.

Okay. So you do a few of these. Hit me with another. I eat leftover dinner for breakfast. No, I won't do that, but I'm happy with leftovers. Dinner is dinner. Yeah, I like to, I think too. Having breakfast for dinner with you.

Can't I just eat leftover dinner for lunch or dinner? You definitely can do that as well. Thank you. Sometimes I do a best before night, so whatever is up to date, I like to, I think too. Having breakfast for dinner with you. Can't I just eat leftover dinner for lunch or dinner? You definitely can do that as well. Thank you. Sometimes I do a best before night, so whatever it's up to date I eat it. So I go through the fridge, look at my best before night and go, I'm gonna hit all these. Now I like that one. That's a good one. I like that one, cause is there anything more upsetting than throwing out veg, fruit, anything, food?

You just feel so wasteful. And the age old best before use by argument comes in. What's what? How does it work? You gotta keep up to date with what's in your pantry. Yeah, that's a good one. And the age-old best before use by argument comes in. What's what? How does it work? You've got to keep up to date with what's in your pantry. Yeah, that's a good one. God, I pulled out, you're not going to like this, but like a white truffle olive oil the other day that expired in 2022. I went, what is that still doing in the pantry?

And let me guess, you guzzled it? Well, I put a little drizzle and went, how bad could it be? It's olive oil. What could it do? Bit of mushrooms. What about this? This is a big one we used to do. Corned beef. The cheapest of the meats.

Okay, now you've lost me. The cheapest of the meats. Bit of boiled corn beef. Meat does not belong in the pantry, ducko. If you had to buy it off the shelf, it's like spam. But God, it tastes good. I know it's not good for you, but geez, it tastes good. Goes a long way. To each their own. If that's how you're saving a couple bucks, fair enough. You do what you need to do. I told you my mum's a double bagger. Tea bagger. So she'll have her English breakfast cup of tea. She feels like another reuses the bag. She does love to use a good, your mother. She's a double bagger.

So 13, 10, 60, what's your double bag? What's your poor person hack? What's your, your thrift hack? How you saving pennies? We know we're all in the cost of living crisis. We've all got to make smart decisions, smart choices. Yep. Can't be willy nilly like we were back in the day.

You absolutely can't. Are you sharing your house with someone maybe? Renting out rooms? Or? You know, I used to steal the remote control off my housemate so they couldn't put the aircon on. Yeah, you did. You did. You used to do that. And then when she found it, I started a log. I went, that's it, Lana. If you're going to turn it on, then you're paying for it. We're not halving that. You're the one who turned it on.

I'm happy to put a jumper on. Yeah. I'll wear a jumper. That's fine with me. That's right. So she'd have to log Lana 1002 turned aircon on. I got oil heaters recently because we didn't want to use the aircon as much. Yes. Oil heaters though. I assume Flo is paying for all that. Obviously.

Yeah. She's, she's, she's, she definitely needs to. I've started a tab. Oil heaters though use pretty much half an aircon, but when you've got two, it's basically an aircon. So you're like, oh. Oh, you could have just turned the aircon on. We're just pumping aircon.

Oh, okay. Oh, goodness gracious. Yeah, fair. But what are you doing to save money? 13, 10, 60, the poor person hacks. What's yours? Give us a call. Call of Fame pumping aircon really. Oh, okay. Oh, goodness gracious. Yeah, fair. What are you doing to save money? 131060, the poor person hacks. What's yours?

Give us a call. Call of Fame. Off a grab. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. 131060, we're talking poor people hacks. That's right. It's hard.

You know what I mean? Life's hard right now. Any thrifty hack you have. What do you always say, Ducco? Life's hard, then you die. You know what I mean? And so you may as well have fun while you're here. You know? Amen.

Which means be frivolous in some places, but save in others. And the internet is trying to help us do exactly that. Lots of great ones, like using the toothpaste. You even mentioned like, I roll the toothpaste, but you cut it open. I'll cut it open, babe. Cause even if you're rolling the toothpaste, the two corners, right either side of the spout, You can't squeeze those out. You got to cut that open. You cut open, open, insert toothbrush in there.

Yes. Oh, I use the toothbrush as a spade of sorts and dig it out. Little shovel. I reckon you could get four more brushes. Cause you know what? That's actually one of the great cost saving hacks. We have been unbelievably tricked by toothpaste marketing. You know you usually see that big strip poured across the old

school manual toothbrushes. You only need a pea sized amount. But now I just can't do it without lots of it. Like I need lots of it on there. Just a thing, you know what I mean? Okay. It's my thing. You could probably get three brushes the amount that you're using in one. Probably. Save up, baby save up. Keep going. Doing best before nights, we eat all your best before stuff, eating leftover dinner for breakfast and vice versa. Yes.

All those sorts of things. Let's be smart, team. Shy Guy, you said you had one from your youth. Yeah, so when I worked at Cotton On, we didn't really have a uniform, it was just like normal clothes, right? Yeah. So when we would be on our break,

we'd go to the food court, be like, I work in the center. But you could do that anytime because you're in normal clothes. Oh, so you're telling me you'd go to soul origin, say, can I have my sipper of chicken and corn? I work in the centre and no questions asked. It's exactly what he's getting to. Yeah.

Absolutely. In any shopping centre, they don't really ask because they're like, okay, yeah, sure. Do you get a, how big's the discount? It's usually like 10%. That's great. How awkward though, if they go, prove it. Yeah.

What do you say? How do you- You know what we need? Yeah. A name badge. No one questions when you've got a name badge on. And what's a shot we can all get away with working where they probably won't know, but they probably won't check.

You know what I mean? One of those, are we cool enough to get away with like a glue or a uniform? No, absolutely not. No, God no. We're too old. Whoa. They'd be like, eww, you don't have glue? OPSM.

Yeah, yeah. No one's questioning. You can just say Gorman, sweetie. You're fine. Gorman on two. Yeah, you're a walking billboard for that shop. Holly on 13 10 60. Let's talk.

Poor person. Hacks, Holly, what do you got for us? Okay. So just to follow on with what Yzra was saying before about the jars, we used to use the Bolognese sauce jars as cups. As cups? And they're absolutely amazing. Like if you put Milo in them, a bit of milk, you can put the lid on, shake it up and it's stirred, as well as travel. So you can just chuck the lid on, take it with you to travel. Bolognese cups are the best cups in the world. And let's

face it, I don't want to see a cupboard without Bolognese sauce in it anyway so everyone's got it. Oh holy you're speaking my language. How's the drinking out of a jar though with the lid you know I'd be worried about getting like the amount of water that's coming out. No it's the same shape as a cup lid as a but it's the same as drinking out of a cup. Like a cup for a mug. The lip, The lip. Yeah, the lip curving around. If someone had to curve, I'd worry it would all come at once. Nah, never been an issue, Ducko.

Yeah, okay. I'm just looking at this one right now. See, this one's curved. And I'd be worried about, you know... About spillage. About spillage. But, Holly, you're... You never had an issue.

Okay. No. Ducko, you just need to take it easy a bit. I'm gonna test on one of... Oh, there's food stains in in this Jessica. That's disgusting. Oh I cleaned! There is red wine pasta sauce in this cup. I didn't clean well enough, my apologies.

You wanted to get these away! And Jess? Yes, Holly? The toothpaste hack? I'll do that as well. You've got to cut it open. Holly and I speak at the same time. Do you want a different one?

I'll give you a different one. No it's too late, I can see pasta sauce in this. You'll be fine. How was that? Oh, it tastes like pasta. And you're right, Holly, there was no spillage. You're fine. The more issue is cleaning it up. It tastes like I've just eaten water pasta. So from the Dolmio grin.

We're just going to be a bit rogue this week, I feel. We're shooting from the hip. Yeah. And that means removing an element of check, I guess, that we've put in place on this show. If we want to bring a new game, we beta test in the podcast. We asked for feedback from the rice cookers. We might even get rice cookers on in the pod to play, which we have done in the past. Babs has usurped all of that criteria and she's brought us...

A game. Called? Called either Book Tok Bops or Book Belters. Oh Book Belters is good. What was the first one? Book Tok Bops. Book Tok Bops. See I feel like that's leading into the TikTok generation.

I didn't mind that. Oh get the young ones on side. And why are you on for a tropical music? I don't know. It just came to me. Okay. Book Tok Bops. Sorry can we also have a second for how I threw to her and she just went to me. Okay, booktok box. Sorry, can we also have a second

for how I threw to her and she just went, a game! Obviously I meant the time. One of the great phrases under pressure. I know, but anyway. Yeah, yeah. So can you tell us how this works? So basically the game, which I saw on Spicks and Specks, is I will bring a book. What? You invented it, Babs. I invented it, sure. I bring in a book from my bookshelf, when most of them are fantasy, and I'm going to flick to a random... Stop! Perhaps I'm sitting really close to you, can you not?

Anyway, okay. Pass me a wipe. So you flick to a random... You flick to a random... A random passage in the book. Yeah, and I'm gonna choose some songs, and I'm gonna sing a song, or the melody of a song passage in the book. Yeah, and I'm going to choose some songs and I'm going to sing a song, or the melody of a song using the lyrics. It's really putting yourself out of this game.

Yeah, so the lyrics will essentially be the book. Okay. But you've got to try and pick up what I'm singing. What song it is. Yes. Can we have a demo round? Sure, because you spoiled it. I did off air.

I was checking, I was making sure the grabs were okay. Forgive me for not trusting. So I'm just going to flip to a random book. Smart for me to go smart. By the way, I've got A Court of Mist and Fury here by Sarah J. and us. That's some deep fairy peon. Yes. That's what I've chosen.

Obviously very popular on the booktop. It is. Which is why I thought, you know, booktop, booktok bops would be good. Yeah, yeah. Are we all ready? Are we all ready? I think so. So we are aiming to identify the real song That she's doing the melody of yeah daddy. All right. Are you ready? Ready? Those mountains a's real at it is hard as I

offer some of the Harshest condition you can imagine I've spent enough time I see, I see. Teenage no bags, now we're good. Teenage no bags, you get a point. We've got to guess the song, okay, alright. This is going to be fun. This singing is not very good.

Apologies. Can I just commend you? Great commitment. That was wonderful commitment. Thank you. Great commitment. That was really embarrassing. This game is harder for you than anyone, which is what I love about it.

To be honest, when she pitched this to us late last week I thought she was gonna say all right Ducco here's the manual now you do it but she's doing all the work and we get to play. Have fun. This is awesome. Take it away Babs. Alright. This is for real now. So I've got three songs here and whoever wins you know wins. Eternal Glory. Yes. Sure. I've only got three so. Do you wanna let her go for a bit? Yeah, I think so. Just to make her as uncomfortable as possible.

When you know it, you can always just say your name or whatever. Names are your buzzes. I'm just gonna test my buzzer. Alright, I'm good. What's my buzzer? It's a long buzzer. Have we met? Joggers is a good one though.

It was a da book! Alright, okay, sorry, I'm sorry. Alright, are you ready? Yep. Reese's book stepped in my line of sight, his fingers were icy on my chin, as he lifted my face entire room, still on the floor, but this was the role he needed. Do you need more? Yes, please. Well, if we haven't seen her name, clearly we don't know it. I feel like we're flirting with it.

Yeah. Lowered my eyes, my cold thick lashes tickling his grip on my chin, tightening everyone, notice the push of his fingers. I can't get this. I feel like I was getting lost in the melody until she said fingers. But you actually know the content of what she's saying. Okay, can you give us, can you be a bit more obvious with it? It's really hard. Is this a song on the playlist currently?

The entire room... Still on the floor, thick lashes, tickling my cheeks. Oh! Um, oh! Keep going! Um... He clicked his tongue... Oh, it's tennis. He's gripping on my chin, tightening. Style. Yes! Well done, Sky Lord.

Not on the playlist currently. Well done. And putting her out of the misery. Yeah please, that was so bad. It's really in the song isn't it, because we need to know it. It was when you started gapping it out. Yeah, gapping it in. Yeah, so I was singing the hook of that, but then once I went to the start you guys picked

up on it. So that's where it's hard. So would you rather me start from... I like what you did. Okay, sure. As your game, you're open to your interpretation. Alright. Once again, you can text the text line,

I know for double eight, double eight, one, oh six, nine. If we like the game, enhancements we can do on the game. Yes. What you want to see done with the game. Maybe me stop singing. No, no. You can always rotate the singing each week if you need to. You know what I mean?

But okay, next one. Okay. Darkness, fill those remarkable eyes because her answer would be to go. Oh, I see a swan in the wall. Where was your buzzer? Sorry, Brayden. Ah, because they just did their first ever reunion concert in the UK recently. They did.

No, Wales. Was it Wales? Millennium Stadium, I don't know. Yeah, but it was good. I watched some videos. Yeah, it did look good. I think it was Wales, Cardiff. Yeah,? Millennium Stadium, I don't know. Yeah, but it was good. I watched some videos every weekend. Yeah, it did look good. I think it was Wales, Cardiff. The Cardiff, yeah, that was, yeah, okay. There you go, all right. I'm enjoying just the lyrics too much. I'm gonna listen to the melody, yeah. Okay.

All right, your last one. So, Dukko and Jess, no, Dukko and Shy Guy, tied, sorry, Jess, you're not in it. We don't have a, yeah, let's just go. Jess, you're out. Yeah, but play for fun. No, no, I wanna play. Yeah, play for fun.

Thanks. All right, final song. So, someone said on the text line, I didn't think Jess had any leftovers after. Jess, you're out. Yeah. But play for fun. No, no, I want to play. Yeah, play for fun. Thanks. Alright, final song. Someone said on the text line, I didn't think Jess had any leftovers after dinner. Thank you, Tony. Hahaha. Stay in the moment, Darko. Sorry, sorry, sorry. We're doing melodies for Booktop.

Alright, last one. But you're right, Tony. Hahaha. Together I won't let them take me from you and I won't let them take me from you either. Wait. Hahaha. You messed it up. Hahaha. I'm trying to vibe with you. I won't let them take me from you and I won't let them take me from you either I'm trying to vibe with you When my lips were wet and salty Your mind I breathe, his body is shattered, that's just what they've heard, what might have been. Awesome, who's the rice on?

I don't remember the name! If you'd given me another chapter I would have got. Okay, alright. Alright, it's up to you rice cookers. Check the text line over at 00106. We can add enhancements to it. I kind of enjoyed bad singing though. I am so proud of you. Oh, great commitment.

Great commitment. Yeah. Oh, goodness me. The book sounds good too. Jess and Ducco. I'd like to put the entire hospitality industry on notice, please. Oh, goodness. I've got a PSA for you all. Here we go.

If your booking system allows this, check yourself before you wreck yourself. Okay? Okay. I was in Sydney over the weekend with my oldest best friend, Mel. Yep. Castigli Wigli. My husband flew her up to Sydney. He wanted to get rid of you that bad, huh?

Yep. Me and the baby. He's like, why don't you have a girls weekend? I'll fly Mel up. So funny, I shared a photo of Mel and I last night. Someone commented being like, do you think I'll just fly her up on points? He did. Where'd he get those points?

Credit cards power. Flew her business on points. So she could have a glass of sparkling. So flew her into Sydney. I drove down to Sydney, we met in the CBD. And I was telling you, Ducco, you said, what are you gonna do? And I went, bro, we've got lunch, dinner, lunch, dinner, lunch, dinner. Yeah, you're just eating. That's all we planned. I imagine there was a few day naps in there. It was a few day naps, not just for the kid, for all of us grownups as well.

Digestive naps. My issue, was a few day naps, not just for the kid, for all of us grown ups as well. Digestive naps. My issue, I took the reins on booking all the restaurants. She's obviously interstate. I don't live in Sydney, but I thought I'll, I'll take charge of this, Mel. I'll look after us. I know some great places, got some great recommendations. Have you noticed on a certain calibre of establishment, when you book, it asks you, celebrating anything? And you can check a box.

Birthday! And you can go, it's our friend's birthday, Shy Guy's birthday, even if it's not. And it's fun because hopefully you then rock up to the restaurant and they go, now we're celebrating a birthday today. Thank you, Ducko! Yeah, yeah. Or engagement party or whatever it may be. We had three quite fancy places booked and I clicked for every single one,

celebrating an anniversary. Now we were, Mel and I met first year of school. We are celebrating 30 years of friendship. And that's sort of why we built this weekend. Mel is like me, we celebrate everything. So it would have looked like you two, if you said anniversary, that we're a couple, that was your daughter. That's what it would have looked like to the restaurants.

The kid was involved in all of these meals, so high chair, so it's booked for two adults and high chair, please. But I clicked anniversary on every single one. Do you reckon we got one piece of cake? Do you reckon I got one glass of bubbles? Oh, that's what you're doing with the cake. I got nothing. Excuse me, it's our anniversary. What's the point? Where one piece of cake? It's interesting. Do you reckon I got one glass of bubbles? Oh, that's what you're doing with the cake. I got nothing.

Excuse me, it's our anniversary. What's the point? Where's my anniversary cake? I wanted a sp- the table next to us at one of the fancy places for lunch. She got a donut with a sparkler in it and the girls all saying happy birthday. I went, oh, we're getting- Probably BYO. You got a BYO case nowadays, don't you?

Yeah, you got a- Hey man, she BYO'd a donut? No way. That was obviously on the dessert menu. It looked like a fancy sort of Italian stuffed bomba or whatever they're called there. What did you just say? Like a cream-filled donut? Pretty sure they're called bombas. She didn't bring that herself. You can though. Sometimes people do it and that's like the funny thing if you're in one donut

because it costs a lot. What's the point? I agree. Of having the option to tick what our celebration is. I agree. In fact at one of the places upon check-in wait here to be seated she did say oh we're celebrating an anniversary and I said yes a friendship anniversary and she sort of giggled and had these sweets oh that's lovely ladies. Ah. Nothing. That's why you should have gone yeah we're in love and we've got our daughter here we that's why. You should have gone, yeah, we're in love and we've got our daughter here. We're a couple. They would have gone, let's get them something.

Just get them a glass of bubbles. 30 years of friendship is better. Yeah, but I mean- It's more insignificant than first year of marri- Like it's like 30 years- Is it? Of friendship, not marriage. Yeah, but 30, three decades.

Yeah, but you're not putting up with them through sickness and health. We've been through sickness and health together. You don't have to sleep in the same bed, you know. We've shared a bed together. You don't get to see each other's hemorrhoids. She's checked my night jet. What's the point of having that option if all you're going to celebrate is birthdays?

And I'm not saying birthdays shouldn't be celebrated, but don't give me the option of all the things I can tick as a special occasion. If you're not going to give me anything or even the other, the other two places didn't even acknowledge that I'd clicked special occasion. Come on. So when I went out last Friday, when I had that really big night, remember I ashamed my family and stuff. You wrote yourself off with the boys.

The boys had like 20 pounds of Guinness. Yes. I went out to a nice restaurant and I said, it's our friend Jake's birthday. Cause like I wanted to embarrass him. Like, was that not true? Not true at all. You were hoping they'd bring out the doughnut with the sparkle. Yeah, or just say it's his birthday and we could all sing happy birthday.

They didn't do anything. They didn't even mention it. You know, I was, I was a bit shocked by that, but I actually forgot about it. Cause I was too intoxicated at the time. But if I wasn't, I would have had words with the manager. Mate, these restaurants, you see them go viral on TikTok where like all the waiters start singing and there's one operatic. No one does it anymore.

But I think you do have to BYO your cake and or donut, you know, or whatever it may be. They can give you a glass of champagne. How times have changed. Do you know what we got offered at one place? What? Unlimited water for $5.50 a head. She literally made a point. Tap water?

Bro, no. Sparkling. But she literally made a point. You know how they put the specials on a special piece of paper and place it with the menus? These are the specials today and you'll note we're doing unlimited water for $5.50 a head. And Mel goes, all right, we'll do that. I went, no, no, no. You just got roped in. I'm not paying for unlimited. Do you hear that? I'm pretty sure it's my human right to have unlimited water. Nothing wigs my brain out, but when they go still or sparkling, I'm like, ah tap. You gotta say tap. You gotta say tap, although it's not free. When you see $8 charge for still water, I appreciate paying for sparkling. I understand

Sam Pellegrino is in a bottle. I ain't paying for still. Give me the tap option. What is still water? Mate, it's literally, they filled it up from the tap and then they secured, they gas or pressurized the lid. So it's like, we did something with this. It's like Fiji water. Exactly. Unlimited water. That's pretty cool.

No acknowledgement of my friendship anniversary. So you got unlimited water and you celebrated a great friend anniversary. And no doughnuts. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question, say pass. We come back of course if there is time. Now we're playing for $10,000. We'd love to give this money away. Just been sitting here under Shy Guy's little cheeks.

Just collecting dust. Collecting dust, yeah. Kylie. Kylie. Hello. Are you gonna be the person to take it out from under Shy Guy today? Absolutely, I am going to.

Great attitude, Kylie. She's cracked open a fresh can of Monday and she's ready to rock, baby.. Kylie you've had a coffee you've had breakfast your brain firing. Ready to roll. What do you want to spend the money on? I want to buy a queen-size bed and luxury linen. I'm sleeping in a double bed in the door. Oh yeah you need to upgrade that Kylie. When I go back to my parents house Kylie Angus and I have to sleep in my old double bed and oh door. Oh, yeah, you need to upgrade that, Kylie. When I go back to my parents' house, Kylie, Angus and I have to sleep in my old double bed, and oh my god, nothing makes you appreciate a queen

than going backwards to let your teenage bed. Yeah. Exactly. I've actually gone the king. I'd encourage anyone to go the king. What do you need a king for? I just get lost in it. I play hide and seek with my dog.

Build fourths. Build fours. You have the three of you in the bed. The wife, the dog. Fair enough. You need the space. Good times. But I love, Kylie wants the luxury linen as well. Oh yeah, a bamboo. Alright, one thing stands between you and a bedroom upgrade, Kylie.

It's the letter G. G for George Clooney. Okay? You're welcome. Your time will start after the first question starting with the letter G. We need you to name a bird. Oh god. Hold on, hold on. Sorry, Kylie. Sorry, we've never had this happen before. We need the timer. It is integral to the game. Oh, okay. Try again. If it stops, I'll try something else.

Kylie, we need you to name a bird. G'lark. I'm so sorry, Kylie. I'm lost all my mind. Okay, I'll do something else. Okay, go again, Jess. Kylie, we need you to name a bird. G'lark.

A TV show. Good times. A country. A three letter word. A non-alcoholic drink. A video game. A clothing shop. A car part. A band. A band.

A band. George Starrick Hood. A band. Out of time, out of time. Out of time, out of time. You got yourself 6. 6 are the best. TV show Good Time, wasn't sure if that was a show, I don't think it is.

It was. I thought't think it is. It was. It was? Kylie's confident. I thought you might have been confident with it, the way you answered. I heard of Good Time. Not heard of a Good Time. An alcoholic drink.

Good Times. Good Times, Jess. Sorry, my apologies. Multiple times. A non-alcoholic drink. Could have been ginger beer. Baptist written gin. Gin, I'm not sure.

That's alcoholic. I was just reading that myself. A video game Grand Theft Auto. A band. Could have been Green Day. Gin, I'm not. That's alcoholic. I was just reading that myself. A video game Grand Theft Auto. A band. Could have been Green Day. Look, you don't go away empty handed. You don't get the cash, but you get $100 to spend online at Platypus Shoes.

Okay, thank you. Thank you, Kylie. Sorry about that technical trouble at the top, but you were fantastic. Yeah, sorry, Kylie. Buttons playing gremlins. Hold your head up high. Cheers, thank you. Thank you, Kylie.

Ah, you hear the disappointment. Geez, that's a first. I know. That's not happened before. My whole side of my desk is gone. Of all the times for it to glitch, Alphabux is not the time. I know. I can just see your face from the time it didn't come on you, like what's happening? It sounds weird. Because, I mean, you and I, we know, push through. Yeah. But for Alphabux, we we need it we need it Jess and Ducco so on the weekend I sent this to you Morgan I went to an iconic sandwich shop right one of the great sandwich shops yeah you know you know now Arno's the deli right it's just basically it's a really cool sandwich

shop that does it's always very busy it's trendy I love them but like what's a cool sandwich well it's trendy I suppose it is your idea, but like, what's a cool sandwich? Well, it's trendy, I suppose. It is your idea. I don't know, like it has a queue all the time and Morgan and I are like, we've got nothing else to do. Let's go there and have a big sandwich. So we went there. Parenthood, baby.

When do you need- What an exciting- Think about it though, when do you go out somewhere specifically for a sandwich, if not a sandwich shop? If I'm going to a cafe, I'm not ordering a sandwich. If I'm going for a sandwich, I'm going to a sandwich specific place. You better specialise specialize in sandwiches because otherwise who's ordering just that off a menu exactly

I'm picking up what you're putting down. So we went there We got these sandwiches before after you saw the f1 movie with Shy Guy. This is after this is the day after Morgan's mom had left by this stage. So it was just Morgan and I yeah, so Flo was there too She was asleep didn't know where she was. Yeah So we then we then eat the sandwiches. I filmed her like classic zoomed in on her taking a bite, a normal Morgan bite. And then pay attention to that. I know where this is going.

You were millimeters from her face. So close. Yes. Filming it. And then the, the, the sandwich place reshare the video. Can I tell the rice cookers what your caption was? It was just on story. It was a pig emoji.

Yeah. And then the words in mud. Yeah, pig in mud. You tagged her and you tagged the deli. Yeah. And the deli reshare, which I found so funny because it was such a bad video of my wife. And I loved it so much. And then Morgan's like, oh damn, that's up there.

I was like, it looks fine. And then I sent it to Jess going, Hey, look at this. They've reshared this and Morgan's so embarrassed. And then Jess goes, well, that's one hell of a bite there, Morgan. And I go to Morgan, oh, Jess, can you take big bites? And then when you looked at the video like 10 times and Morgan's like, do I? That's just how I eat. And then she was like, I do take big bites. And so what I did, one of the great part of the things I go, I didn't want to say anything. You do take really big bites.

But for a decade, I've wanted to flag. Yeah, don't want to say anything but you do take really big blood. This saddens me because what Morgan has failed to I guess see in this interaction who has said that comment? Jay Farch. Yeah and you're a big eater. That is a compliment. That is a compliment. Ah, see. From my perspective, that is a woman clearly enjoying her food. And there is no greater sight to me than someone enjoying a meal. I think she was taking it like even the person who eats like a pelican is saying, I take a big bite.

So pardon me. She's got more of an issue of me. She's misconstrued. I want it on the record. That was me going, get it in sis. It's like she could have finished that sandwich in three bites. Like an average person would have taken 12. Gone ho.

You put a pig emoji on a story of your wife. She has more of an issue with me. Yeah, she was a pig in mine. Pig in mine is a good expression, you know what I mean? This is like you putting a whale emoji when she was pregnant. No issue. She was a pick and mine. Pick and mine is a good expression. You know what I mean? Putting a pick. This is like you putting a whale emoji when she was pregnant. Yeah. No, she was. She was a whale.

That's not. She knows that. But she knows who it's come from is what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. She has not identified. It was just funny because she then was so self-conscious about how she ate the entire weekend. She was like, do I really eat that? Don't eat so big. This is classic. This is clear to me. We've not had a meal in too long, Morgan and I. Yeah, yeah. Would there be any food left?

Well, no, it's going to be a share meal because you won't get any. But that is a compliment, Morgan. Okay. You weren't the only one to message though. So other people say, jeez, that's a bite. That's a bite. Get it in. Inhaler. Who has the time could get hit by a bus. That's it. That's it. You know, but then for the rest of the weekend, I could see as she was eating, like she'd eat things. The tiniest bites. Little, she's a nibbler. She's a nibbler. You know she's a nibbler. That's the one time I've not seen her nibble. Yeah. Yeah. Big bite. Took half a sandwich in one bite. So good though. Oh Morgan, Jess thinks you take really big bites.

She's like, do I? Oh I do. Oh no. Should I text her or is she listening? Do you know if she's awake? She'd be awake but not listening. Okay, I'm going to text her. They want Morgan.

I don't think you take big bites. You got to, you got to. No I do. And it's a good thing. Oh it's nice. Yes. Okay. Absolutely.

I'm hesitant to give another example lest she misconstrue that so we'll just leave it there. It's a good thing! Oh, it's nice. Yes! Okay. Absolutely. I'm hesitant to give another example, lest she misconstrue that, so we'll just leave it there. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk.

Shy Guy tips. I'm so excited, I want Shy Guy's fuck. Yeah, now you might be thinking, what's going on? This isn't only seven o'clock on a Wednesday. We're not at Wednesday yet, we're on a Monday. I purposefully asked Hooligan's name because he came up with this great idea and I wanted to credit him properly.

Because we've started saying crack open a fresh can of the Mondays. Shane. Shane Oss messaged in saying, You guys are doing that great can Yeah, open it. for a Monday how about you incorporate that in shy guy dips for a Monday it could be shy guy see it's the same principle but with soft drink or any form of can drink I can drink

yeah yeah exactly this is hilarious I didn't want to do it but we made him and now we're doing it Shy Guy on a Monday. This is an unprecedented Monday. We've had two new games. I know it's almost like we're phoning it in. We're not though. We're not. We're just having fun. We're just having a good time. What's more fun than a game? Right. Particularly where there's a jizz bit on the line. 13 10 60 you will get the first clue plus another supplementary clue You'll get a jizz bit, a fridge magnet, a bottle opener, and a glass jar. Now. Oh, and the can of soft drink. Do we take the bottle opener out of the prize pack?

Oh, that's a bit. Because this is all about kids. Yeah, fair, okay, remove the bottle opener, but you'll get a can. You know what you get? A glass jar. A glass jar, okay? You'll get the soft drink in the glass jar,

whatever drink it may be. That's a great idea. Yeah, yeah. 13, 10, 60. Shy Guy has a can of something in his hot little hand. What's he sipping man? What? Don't open it yet. You gonna open it live on air?

Well is that the first clue? I mean the cracking of the can. It's your game, Del. Yeah yeah. Go for it. I wanna hear this crack. Yeah we'll do it. Here we go. Ohhhh. That was nice.

That's a good pop. It was delayed. It was a bit delayed. And I think the delayed gratification made it all the sweeter. Oh, that was nice. That's a good pop. It was delayed. It was a bit delayed. And I think the delayed gratification made it all the sweeter. Yeah. That was because I didn't have any fingernails. Yeah, you were struggling to get them. There's a sweet spot with fingernails though.

You get those long acrylics. Impossible to open a can. And I bite mine. It's a horrible habit. Yeah. 13, 10, 60. That's your first clue. You will get another clue. Don't worry. You get another clue. But would you like to be the first player to ever play... Shy Guy 6! Jess and Ducco.

I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk. Shy Guy 6. I'm so excited, I want Shy Guy's can of drink. Can of drink? Yeah, soft drink. Or whatever drink it may be. Tucker, stop giving free clues. Sorry.

This is a new game, man, it's a first. So for the past couple of weeks, we have just sort of started opening a fresh can of the week. Of the Mondays, yeah. An excellent, creative rice cooker, Shane. Shane, hey. DM, do it. Guys, you play Shy Guy Dibs,

when you play Shy Guy Sips of a Monday and really lean into the fresh can of the week? So Shane, I just DM'd him, I went, bro, you wanna play, it's your game. He has not seen it. He's probably not up. If you would like to be the first crew to ever play Shy Guy Sips potentially walking away

with an unopened can of said drink, and a swag of JD merch, we're gonna throw in a glass jar as well. Obviously, we can't get rid of these things. I had one this morning. Some of them aren't clean. Yeah. I'll give them another one. That stuff fits for you. So we gave our first clue, which was the cracking of the can and our first call-up for the very first time of Shire Guys Sips is Katrina. Good morning, Katrina. Hello, how you going? Katrina, we couldn't be better. How do you feel? You're making history girlfriend. Yeah, I'm good.

Yeah. Great. This is the best Monday she's ever had, god damn it. So you heard the can opening, Kat. She said not really. I'm running late for work. Oh jeez. That's alright.

Mate, what a great excuse though. The time that you've called in still is exciting. Katrina's boss, why are you late? I was trying to win a can of drink. I was trying to win a fridge magnet. Katrina, you're late. I was trying to win a fridge magnet. Katrina's boss. What? Why are you late? Uh, I was trying to win a can of drink. I was trying to win a fridge magnet. Katrina, you heard the can opening.

Yep. Shy Guy, another clue. Yeah, second clue, Katrina, is two words. Two words. Here we go. This is almost like Shy Guy dips. It's simmer, but it's not. Uh, Katrina, what are you thinking?

Kitty cat. Is it a Red Bull? Ooh. Oh. I love your thinking. Straight out of the gates.! Is it a Red Bull? Ooooooooh! I love your thinking! Straight out of the gate, it's not a Red Bull. You can go to work now! Good luck with your boss!

Because you know what Katrina's done there? They're in a breakfast radio station, there's probably a lot of caffeinated drinks. Two words! Nathaniel, hello? Hey, how are we going, guys? Oh, Nathaniel. All the better for speaking to you, Nathaniel.

I feel like we're jipping Nathaniel, we can't recreate the can opening. No we can't, but he's heard it. He's heard it, he's heard it's two words but you get another clue. It's a pink can. Just pour it down his throat why don't you? Why don't you just give it to him? Kirk's Creaming Soda. Oh he's even got the brand! Yes!

Nathaniel, clearly a fan of creaming soda. Uh, Kirk's is good, yeah. I actually prefer, prefer, prefer Piscito, but yeah. Oh, here's what, can I, can I propose something for this game? Yes. Because I like, I like Nathaniel, and I think this is a unique one because it's Cairns. The winning person from the Cairn on the Monday carries over to the following Monday to have first crack at the next clue. I love a carryover champ.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then at the end of the year we can crown king or queen of the can. How many cans can they get? Oh. We got Mr Kirk himself, Nathaniel. How do you feel about that Nathaniel? Can you carve out some time every Monday? Yeah, I can do that. Yeah, sure man, you're a man.

Okay, so you are getting the fridge magnet, you are getting the jizz bit. An unopened can. An unopened can. How well does a can travel? Is that gonna get shaken up? Might get a bit shaken. When Nathaniel opens his can, is it gonna get just pffft in his face? I hope not.

Let's see how you go with that. You're gonna have a sip of the creamy soda. I used to have one of those every day at school. It explains why I had so many fillings, but my goodness, they were delicious. Do you know what? This is the first time I'm learning it's creaming. I always thought it was creamy. Oh, creaming. Yeah, creaming soda.

What the hell does that mean? Creaming? Oh, who knows? Who knows? Yeah, yeah. Have a taste. It feels naughty, doesn't it? Yeah, a little Monday sip of soda. Oh. Oh, I don't care for that. Hey, Nathaniel, you're winning it though, mate.

Now, do we get Nathaniel in the illustrious group that needs to record the audio? You know? So is the word can? Yeah! As opposed to box? Yeah I think so. Nathaniel! Somebody does it every week though.

Maybe not. Oh then he adds on again. Yeah. Nathaniel? Yep. Hi, my name's Nathaniel and I'm so excited I just won Shy Guy's Can. Go. Hi, my name's Nathaniel and I'm so excited I just won Shy Guy's can. Go. Hi, my name's Nathaniel and I'm so excited.

I just won Shy Guy's can. Oh my god. Jess and Ducko. Well, would you look at the time. A historic Monday. Great Monday. For the Jess and Ducko program, wouldn't you say?

I would say one of the great Mondays because we tried two new games that won Babs Brawl, which was unprecedented. Unprecedented and I hope you don't think I'm being condescending when I say Babs. So proud of you. So brave. So brave. She brought her own firstly, her own ideas.

She definitely didn't rip off a ABC show. She backed in the idea, but also had to sing from one of her fantasy porn novels live on the air to the tune of a pop banger. Like there was so much going on and I must say. Wow, this is really yummy Guzman. I know, you deserve it today sweetie, you eat it up. It was just a really interesting and the text line's popping off. Oh yeah, people are loving it.

People were loving it. If I'm singing, sing it. People were, I was playing along at home. In fact, I went to put a little clip of it on the story. I think it's grid worthy. So make sure. Oh yeah. I've made it guys. No, I don't know. Only Ifab's really shares it on her Instagram. I'm gonna collaborate obviously. Obviously. If she, okay that's the test Tucker. If she doesn't accept the collaboration, I will delete it. Yes, okay. But we've just ticked over a milestone on the JD followers.

You might as well not put it up then. Yeah, sorry. Jess is just telling everyone how many followers our Jess and Ducco Instagram account have. 18,000 now. If you're one of the few who is not following us, what are you doing? What are you doing with yourself? Great gear on there, like Babs singing. She does do great singing. Go check it out. Ducco drinking out of dirty jars. Yeah, yeah. So good. We're gonna do a video today where we're all Ducko drinking out of dirty jars. Yeah, yeah, so good.

We're gonna do a video today where we're all bringing weird things out of our backpacks, right? Oh my god, 100, oh I forgot to bring mine. Oh, goodness. I forgot to bring my thing. I didn't know that was today. Well, what a tease, Ducko. What a tease for that's coming up.

That'll come up. You never know when you need to follow us. Hey, big week though this week. Alpha Wax is back tomorrow, your chance at $10,000. Absolutely, more chance at the call of fame, of course. Which is... $500 to spend on a bedroom refresh. Our friends at Eco Down Under hooking us up.

We love that. We do. What's tomorrow? Tuesday? Would that mean... Yodas? Oh my goodness. Theme, Shy Guy?

TBC. Okay. Is the theme. I realised I never got to do my Darko Movie Review Today segment. It just didn't make the board. I don't know. Oh. Geez. I'll do it in the podcast. Please do.

Yeah, yeah. Please do, you had a date night. I did. Now Babs' segment's making the board and my movie review segment's just been canned. I know, we actually bumped a parenting conundrum I had for you and did Shy Guy Sips. Hey, we're gonna go.

We're outta here. I knew that was gonna happen. Bye. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. His fingers were icy on my chin.