Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | You give me the flutters too Babs

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

Jess thinks she was hitting on a lady yesterday, what are you mad you got from dad and Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week that was in his diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs. This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Hi, bro. Welcome to the podcast. Hello. How are we all going? I'm feeling great.

It's going to be a great weekend. Fantastic. Weather is good. Yes. I've got another ceremony this week. Oh. A double celebrancy week. A triple, isn't it? Didn't you have that?

Oh, my God. Well, technically that was Friday last week, but let's close it in. Is this one real ceremony or a... No, this is a biggie. Okay. This is a biggie. Where's this? This is in the Hunter Valley.

Okay. It's going to be lovely, I'm sure. What day, Saturday? Saturday. Not a tight ass then like your Tuesday friends? No, no. They were wedding people. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they're working this weekend. God, one of them might be working this wedding. They had to do theirs on a Tuesday. These guys have taken a Saturday. What's that something like shit-faced on a Tuesday? You know? Great question. You know what?

I might be confident in saying never been shit-faced on a Tuesday. Oh, but I've been overseas on Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, you would have. But days don't, I don't remember days when I'm overseas. Like, what day is it? Doesn't count. But that's a good question. I can't recall.

Because they would have all lit one up if they're wedding people. Absolutely. So the ceremony site for the Tuesday wedding was quite a ways away from the main house. What do you do? So was that something funny? What are you too laughing at? You two giggling like little kids. What is it?

And now, not going to be worth it. Oh, if you put another fucking banana under the desk or something like last time this happened? What do you love it? What are you laughing? You've lost it. What are you laughing at? I don't know if it's the same thing. I bet you it's really late.

It's shit. Can you say it? No. You do it first. I heard a noise like something fell over. It's not funny. I haven't seen you lose it. No, they're both cheering up.

A noise. It sounded like just farted. There was a noise I looked at Babbs Did she look to me Did you hear that? I don't think Anything escaped?

I didn't hear anything Did you hear like a No, it was just a noise from you From my direction I think you hit under the desk And it knocked something over It ricochet There was just a noise

That I heard obviously Babs heard You two didn't hear it I don't know I was hoping that funny Anyway, I'm so sorry I interrupted I think the funny part was That we both looked at

At the same time Yeah What a cute little moment And then it just got awkward and funny. It got funny because I was like, acknowledge it, don't acknowledge it? I always acknowledge a far. No, but I don't know if it was a fart. Well, no, I...

We could have done to guess my fart. It could. Don't worry, I've been working on it. I'm desperate to... I wouldn't let one just escape. No, I'm just desperate for it to happen. So I'm very conscientious if there's something brewing to run over to him. And get Babs to start filming.

Masking it. Babs quick film this. You don't have to run over to him. You could just do it. He needs good ears. Yeah, I really need to let... I'm not going to get... Hang, I've been farted on him twice playing this game.

I need to, I owe him one. Pay it forward. I didn't think about the fact that, like, I always just think of you making the sound and then the sound, I don't think about the smell coming out of the year. What's next? Do you know what? I think the elation, because I've nailed it twice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The elation of us jumping up and down, I think gets rid of it. Yeah. I've never actually noticed a smell. I can't wait, because mine have always been really tight, like tight butthole parts. Yes, whereas mine, I think it would be loose and sloppy. Wait on, earlier in the, was it, this way the last week, your hole was well open. Yeah, yeah, that was on the show last week. Just to annoy my husband, your mud button.

Yeah, mud button. That's a mud button's a funny. Yeah, he said, you need to stop saying it. For all the shit we say on the show. I thought he meant referring to like his. No, no, no, just the phrase mud button. We got from a listener, I swear. I'm pretty sure it was a listener.

I did a quick session. I couldn't fight anything. It was a contribution. Yeah, it was a contribution. We got it from someone. Yes. But yeah, no, no, the phrase he thinks is yucky. But yes, last week, we were talking about your asshole being so cavernous.

It would rival the Grand Canyon. Yeah, you feel. Whereas when you fart, it would suggest a nice, tight little sphincter you've got there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, got to loosen that schfinked up. Babs, can you help out? Um, um, I already feel like to help him, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, how do you want me to help him? Oh, mate, you just go, arm, geez.

This is the shape I've heard you can make. Please use some lubricant. Jesus. Who did you hear that from? Just, just, oh, geez. Do you think, you'd think Jess was 19 and Babs was 34? Yeah, freaky Friday. Oh, jeez.

Oh, yeah. You're Jamie Leakertis. If you two switch, what would the first thing be that you both do? Oh, great question. Oh, obviously. Great question. Great question. You know what I would do if I was in Jess's body right now?

Take a comfortable shit. No. Because all I would do is fucking lament. A care-free comfortable shit. In front of everyone. Well, maybe. But I would have purchased business class. Oh, wow.

Purchase. Points, points. Points. And they just disappeared in a couple weeks. Jockeen you'd feel weird, fucking Angus, in my body, but it's your brain. Does that feel weird to you? Would you do that? No, that's fine.

What would you do? Well, yeah. What would you do? The fewer in my body. Jess is being bab, slapping the base. Jethro comes home. She's like, how you doing it? Jethra is like, what the fuck's wrong with you?

Yeah, what would I do in Babs' non-creaky, 24-year-old body? Do you remember being 20? 100%. Yeah, yeah. 100%. Just take that body for a speed. But I reckon, yeah, slap it to bass. Slap it to base, baby.

Because I would think that skill is just in your fingers, you know? Like, I don't have it in my brain, in your body. I'd be able to do it. In Freaky Friday, she doesn't know how to play the guitar. Yeah, I don't think that's true. It's you as a person just in that body. Yeah. First thing I'll do with a show, guys, look at my penis.

Holy hell. 100%. I can hang off these things, lean forward and stuff. Do you know what I do if I was in Babs' body? Go to my local Guzmani Gomez and be like, hey, can I do a celebrity shift? Get me in the kitchen. Yeah. And then just like, fuck shit up there.

As bad. That's fine. As bad. I know you can't eat it though. No, but they'd let her in. Oh, you're our G-O-G. And what? Gut-wise.

Yeah, gut-wise. Well, then I'd hope our bodies would switch back and I would have my functioning boughs. Yeah. Gee, fine, and my guts. It's just bread, gluten, you know, everything else. You cut out brown rice like I told you to? Yeah, no. Can't take a deep breath.

You feel, you're feeling good after that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what about apple? You cut the apples out? Apples is fine, I think. I think it's just if you have too many apples. Yeah. I can blow you and do some stuff.

Mangerines lately have been, I don't know. There you go. Kiwi fruits are good for you, though, so punch a couple of Kiwis. Kiwi's are good. Do you like gold kiwi fruits? You know what? I prefer them. Yeah, they're good.

But at the shops right now, it says they've imported them from New Zealand, whereas the green ones were growing in Australia. I'm always very conscious where the fruits come from. Funny fact about Kiwi's that I learned when I was in New Zealand, Kiwi fruits actually originated in China, and they came to New Zealand, and then they realised that the climate was better to grow them in New Zealand and they adopted it and called Kiwi fruits.

So they weren't called Kiwi. No, that was something else, Chinese are actually a Chinese fruit. When you look at it, it looks more Chinese than it does Kiwi. Isn't that funny? Similar to the Jacaranda tree. It feels so synonymous with Australia. It is not. It is a South American plant that was brought over here.

And now it's technically a weed. Like, it's just so... Because it thrives here. It thrives here. But the root system is really kind of damaging. Yes, attacking to the natural climate in Australia. It's funny what works here. Because it's good or bad.

The Kiwis don't have it over in winter. No fruit and veg. Interesting. The fruit produce sucked. Do you prefer gold or do you like the green? I mean, liking gold more and more, I think. Yeah, I like the gold a lot. They are good.

The original name of a Kiwi fruit was a gooseberry. Gooseberry. I've heard of Gooseberry. I did not know that was the Kiwi. OJ. Amazing. Good times. Can I just put a pin in something?

Because nothing shits me more on podcast where a thread is started. There is a distraction and they never finish the thread. Are you going back to your opening stuff? I just wanted to finish. It's not even as entertaining as someone possibly farted. I just want to finish it in case there's one listener like me who gets annoyed when threads aren't finished. You asked when's the last time you've been shit for. based on a Tuesday, even when's the last time you had a drink on a Tuesday?

At the ceremony, there wasn't water available. We were so far away from any bar, but everyone had a glass of champagne. So I had to knock one back to lubricate my throat just before we started. So that's the last time, I had quite a beverage on a Tuesday. Now we can wrap that up and it's finished. All right, now fart again. And we're done. Jess and ducco in the morning.

Stop what you're doing. You know I got the shit that you like. There's only one show to wake up. I'm not that easy to tang. Yes. And that's the way we like it. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I ain't got to explain.

Ducco. What a? Bad. We got him going insane. Yeah. His law is out there online. Fast. I used to stick my fingers in the tank at home and let them suck my fingers.

This is Jess and Dungo. Right on 6 o'clock, baby. Yes. Welcome to. Friday. Welcome to the rave. Welcome to the... Welcome to Shagas Rave Cave. I walked into the gymnasium this morning, Ducco. And the one girl who's there before me, she goes,

hey, hey, hey, go. And I said, good. How are you? She went, it's fray. Oh, no, she didn't put you with a fray. She's on the elliptical doing the fray. Oh, no. I said, yes, queen. It's fray girl. We're training before anyone's awake. I love to. She's got... Too old to say that. She's just got evacuate the dance floor on her headphones.

She's a fry yay. She was loving it, booty pop and. It was contagious. I came in and Babs goes, hey, Friday, Slay. Oh, yes! Yeah, Babs is just all over it. So I hope we can do that to the people. Yes, no, it's good.

It's a good day to be here, guys. It's a great day. Broncos won last night for me personally. NFL starts today. I mean, it's going to be a hell of a weekend. Didn't you get an interesting follower yesterday? Yes, I did. Yes, I did.

Yes, I did. Well, not NFL, but plays grid on. Is that not the same thing? No, NFL is like saying the AFL. Like, Aussie rules is the sport. AFL's the, you know, I think they're playing, Aussie football league. I copy that, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Understood. I'm learning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got contacted because Shaga and I yesterday were, they've actually messaged me. We're talking about wearing NFL pads, how dumb we'd look in them. Oh, fantastic.

There is progress with that, Shiloh. You know, Ducco sometimes you just forget. People are out there listening. Yeah. And if they pick up on a thread that they can run with, we love to hear about it. I will say this. They have the championship ring, Hunter Champions.

Hello, that's a hell of a ring. Is that like what the Super Bowl people get? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to say who they are yet, I haven't replied. You work on that behind the sands. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying this is a big era for you. Oh, yeah.

For sport. Yeah. A lot of boxes. I just want to see me and Shy Lord in. And then can you do that thing where you run at each other? Oh, yeah. Head first. Head first.

You know, like they do in the drills. If remember the Titans is to be believed as factual. Yeah. That great movie with Denzel. What is pain, fresh bread? Yeah, thank you. They run at each other in training. I want to say you two do that.

Yeah, we can do that. Yeah, we can do that. I think it'll be shy. We're going to catapult at each other as hard as we can. With the helmets and the pads. It's all good, man. Yeah. What are you got over there?

No, no, no, no, no. But what? Is your mum worried? That you're going to get hurt? We're going to injure her little boy. Can't you tell he's not what he was yesterday? Because clearly... Hand daco.

Yesterday, when he came in, he was different. Yeah. There was an aura. There was a smell. He definitely was self-pleasure or he was with someone. Or there was a friend who he refuses to tell us about. None. I reckon they've tied him out too much overnight.

Oh, he's exhausted. Day two fatigue. Yes, he's got doms. You should have just told me. You should have told me. You know what? He didn't have his protein shake. You need to help him fuel.

Eight electrolytes straight after. Electric blueberries. Yeah. Do you know how expensive blueberries? Yeah, very five bucks a punnet. I love blueberries, but eight dollars a punnet. No thanks. I just punch frozen.

berries now, you know? Do you let them defrost and then eat them like them. I like a bit of coldness on the two-flavored ice cube. Yeah, exactly. It's a bit of, I like a frozen grape. You ever put grapes in the freezer? Yeah, yeah. What a summer delight. They are good, aren't they? My wife recently got pineapple and she cut it up and she's like, we never really eat it. And she's like, I got pineapple. I would have thought that's a daily staple for you being a Queensland. Yeah, well, you know, bananas, but you know, I can, yeah. So what did you do with the excess pineapple? It just chopped it up and put in a container and we just snapped on it. Pynaple's not too bad. It'll keep. My dog likes Pineapple too. Pam loved pineapple.

Okay. Yeah, she was gagging for it. Don't they say it might be an urban myth, quick Google off. Oh, here we go. Pineapple is good for UTIs, so that'd be great for your dog. Babs will know the answer.

Pineapple is rich in bromeline, an enzyme known for its anti-inflammatory and antibacterial properties. It can help reduce inflammation in the urinary tract and prevent. I reckon that chalks it up, baby. Babs, what did you Google? I also googled that.

She just googled, you guys. Same answer. Okay. Hey, morning to you, Babs. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Are you ready to... Friday, Slate.

No, let's not start that. No, you don't like it? Okay. We can't think of our own thing. You know what I mean? When did you get three ellipticals in here? We'll really catch the vibe. At least you're making phones at the gym early.

Who are you? Remember that time I passed and it works? She's the one who let me in. Oh, that's nice. So we are, we're connected with Kismet. Good. We're, yeah, we're pals. I like it.

We got a big show for you. Friday, too. We got Alphbox, of course, 10K, 630 and 8. We draw another co-fod. The last one, of course. The tickets to see Tommy Little plus a night's accommodation at Noah's on the beach. Shogar's diary coming up in about 20 minutes of time. But up next, we love it. No dumb thoughts. Friday.

Speaking of that co-fod, you could get involved right here. Yeah. What dumb little thought has been rattled around your brain? 131060. No such thing as a dumb thought. Plus, you can text us if you want. 04-8-18-1069. Get your dumb thoughts in. We'd love to hear it.

Jess and Ducko There's no such thing as a dumb Thoughts? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard This is the safe place for you to share any thoughts That have been rolling around in your mind Yeah, just taking up too much space in there You've never had anyone to go back and forth, dissect

Or just straight up tell you That's not dumb That's not dumb, that's okay, I thought about that too 131060 or 048-8-18-1069 for our shy, dumb thoughters. We've had a text in already, guys. Talk to me. Straight off the bat.

It is a link to Woolworth's blueberries. I can't click on links by the text. Unfortunately, our system doesn't allow you to click on links. I presume they're giving us a price. Yes, last I checked, five bucks a punnet. Don't tell me they're on sale. I've not met anyone who's stuck up for Woolies before. What are we talking here?

$3.90. $3.90. Must be on sale. Okay. Ducco, it's a fresh special. That's the least dumb thing that's ever happened in this segment. That's the smartest thought we've had on the dump. We love blueberries.

Yeah, yeah. I've got a dump thought for you, team. Talk to me. And this isn't all in, because we know this week Babbs killed a fish. We lost a fish. She killed a fish. She flushed a fish. And then she cremated the fish with boiling water.

Yeah, down the drain. It's quite wild. You make me sound like a cycle. Yep. No, the fish died of its own accord, but does flush it down the sink. Who's the last one? one to play with the filter. Babbs.

Made me wonder, do fish get thirsty? Like, what's their feeling of thirst quench? Or have they never experienced it? Do they not experience that? Come on, guys. Play with me. I'm ruminating. Oh, yeah, you're sitting in it.

Shagha, what do you think? I googled it. Oh, of course. Don't Google it. We never Googled on, for it. I Google some of them. I just don't tell you, but this one was funny. And what's it say?

No. They don't get thirsty. Okay, what about this? Do they drink the water around them? No. But inadvertently, when they're opening their mouth. Yeah. Is some just always going in?

It's got to be, right? There's no desire for water from a fish. Their drinking isn't as... What? It says, fish do you not get thirsty like land animals do. Their drinking isn't necessary reflex-driven action to maintain osmore regulation. Thank you so much. And my next one is to fish.

mourn their loss. Like, are they going to miss other little fishy? Haven't you notice how grim they all are? Are they flat today, Babs? The fish? They're fine. Geez, you sound pepped up. Ducco, you've absolutely given us a lot to think about.

Thank you. Thank you so much. I have something as well. Okay. Been a lot of fruit and veg chat already on the show. Yeah, we like that. Let me hit you with another one. All right.

Is corn the only vegetable, we as humans, tried exploding to work out? Ooh, it has another form. Another layer. And it's even better exploded. Have we tried exploding other fruit or veg? When you say exploding? Like popcorn. Oh, copy.

I was like trying to think about people like ripping off the green bed of the corn around the outside. Literally adding heat and maybe even radiation. I don't know how microwaves work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like have we tried... Put something else in a bag and let it pop. Because when I think about what a popcorn looks like, doesn't it look like almost a mini cauliflower? It does.

Like if I put it. a cauliflower in the microwave. What would happen? What happened? Soggy or a burnt cold. Or like an apple seed. Yeah, apple seeds could do something. You know, we could do some damage.

Some form of seed. Like, why is it just popcorn? Why is there only corn kernels that we exploded? That's interesting. You're onto something there. Because popcorn is elite. Popcorn's fantastic. I prefer popcorn to corn.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, corn is good too, though. I'm not denying that. A flavoured corn? My goodness. Oh, a nice cob on the web are covered in butter. Oh, yeah. And cobs hold the four.

flavor. So even when the Cobbs done, you can keep just sucking that thing. Amen. Oh, yeah. It's the gift that keeps on giving. It is. But the Colb. Yeah. Kernel, popcorn.

Yeah. First time I'm saying, has anyone tried exploding? Anything else? Anything else? Like, what happens if we put a blueberry in the microwave? We could try it. We could try it. We need to get things at their base.

At 390, a punnet, I'm happy to now sacrifice blueberries, but not at five. We'll conquer at $8, too. Yeah, yeah. We'll put it on the company, obviously. Absolutely. We go to Justin's called in on 13. 10-60. Good morning, Justine. Good morning. How are you?

Mate, we couldn't be better. Have you had a dumb thought, Juzzi? Yes. My child came home from uni on Wednesday and said, have you ever considered the, why did the chicken cross the road joke, that the other side is the afterlife? Oh, my God, the chicken's dead. Not to get to the other side. It's going from Togatree. It's a headless chook. Yeah.

That dumb thought has been going around my head since Wednesday. Justine, what is your child studying at uni, that this is what they came home thinking about? Archaeology. Oh, all right. So they're thinking about death. They're thinking about bones. So interesting, I don't know any young people studying archaeology. That's amazing.

I mean, she's doing for the archaeologist's world. Absolutely. That's interesting. Wow. There you go. It's just death. It's just crossing the other side with death. Could be.

It's just post-abitoir hangs. See, I thought they were crossing the road to get away from the abattoes. They smuggled out of there. You know, if chicken. Run is to be believed. Well, that's where we base everything. We've quickly got a text line before we wrap things up. 04-8-8-106 line they said.

More woolly specials? No, no. They said, what generation comes next if this generation is Gen Z? Oh, this is Gen Alpha. It's already been named. Well, there you go. Play with her. Oh, sorry.

Good one. Let's jump over to Japan. It's a lovely to be here. Always great to be with Jet. I had a Giozzi. the day. Oh, you like it? Oh, yeah.

You sure. Every time you're geos, think of me. I do. Yeah. Don't put a geosier. When I eat a dumpling, I don't think of you. But when I think, when I ate a geoser. Think of me.

I think of you. Because you're a Japan, man. Yeah, I've been there a couple of times, three times, actually. Never been to Hokkaido, which is where we are right now, guys. Good to be here. It sounds familiar, Hokkaido. Hokkaido. Famous for something, maybe.

Google it, Shaga. Could be famous for dumplings. We're here because a Japanese woman, who's an octogenarian, which I just found out is 80 year old We were just saying Someone who's in their 80s Could be 83, 85 Could be 89

Is that a politely way of saying Your age without saying your age Oh I reckon Because like you ducko Didn't know what that was So you just go Oh yeah cool What does that do

Instead of shaming Your specialist in what Particularly for ladies You know stereotypically don't like Their age being spoken about No that's true But to really lean into

You can't say old lady Can you? Can't say old woman no Any Hokkaido updates It's the second largest and most northernly island of Japan. That's exactly what I knew it from. It's very pretty.

I thought you thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're up north. I know the pretty islands of Japan. You do. You always have. Anyway, this lady's 80-year-old lady, was swindled $6,500 after falling in love online with a self-described astronaut.

Okay, I mean, that's pretty good Wi-Fi for them to be chatting her up from Mars. And here's how it went. So she transferred her to a million yen, which is about $6,700,700, Australia. Sounds like a lot more in yen, doesn't it? Here's what he does, hey. Here's what he said. He said, I'm in a spaceship right now, but we're under attack and I need oxygen.

Under attack for more aliens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you can pay me a million yen, I get oxygen to survive. I just need to shoot my rocket over to the ATM and I can get some cash out. So she has feelings for this guy. She was in love with the astronaut. Hang on. So they've obviously had this relationship going.

He'd been messaging and being, well, I'm an astronaut. This is what I do leading up to it. How many weeks do you reckon you'd give that before you go, I'm under attack by aliens, I need the cast? Oh, you've got to give it at least one week. You'd think so. To make sure you got her hookline and sinker. I'd say so.

And an 80-year-old. So he found the 80-year-old. He started messaging her. I'm not sure on what platform or his email. Do you know if he's messaging her from the home base? Like, is he on land? No, no, he's up there from the beginning. He's up there from the beginning, I think.

I have an asteroid. I'm in space right now. I'm in space right now. Oh, no. We're under attack. She believed him. It's gone full Armageddon. Oh.

Is he Ben Ackleck? No, he's Bruce. He's dying. He's dying for the world. Oh. And she transferred him to Millie and the end. The police had to come out. The media had to come out there in Hakato and say,

Do not do this? Hang on a minute. How did she realize he's not under attack? He's just taking the yen. Well, she gave him the yen and he never replied. Oh, then he disappeared. I suppose he could have died. And I'm going to say, do she actually call the authorities because her lover has been blasted by the Martians?

That's true. So that's why she's called Triple Zero. And then they've realised, oh, sweetheart. She's trolling the Japanese papers to be like, where's the alien attack? Where's the alien attack? Wait, it doesn't, is there anything up there on, you know, damn it. Apparently, this is a, particularly to older people's. Of course.

More than 64,000 of the elderly taken for over $1 billion in the scam since 2023. Not just in Hokkaido. No, worldwide. Worldwide. Yeah, not just a cardo. Imagine that. Jesus, a Cato's got money. We've got to sit down with our grandparents.

We do. And just have some hard conversations. Hey, is she looking for love? Like, you're never too old for love. I guess she's towey in her Cato up in the mountains. You can get lubricant. That was part of the transfer. Just the desire.

Who's going to bring her that space lube? The Martians are onto something. I'll bring her back for a sweetheart. Get ready. Okay. I don't want to close my eyes For you and Hokkaido And the march

I'm a turn in love Jess and ducco in the morning Jess and ducco's 10K alpha bucks On here's upper bucks Oh yeah everyone's favorite time in the morning You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer.

You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're untrue of the question, just say pass. We come back, of course, if there is time. Now, we are playing for $10,000. Our player today is Leslie. Good morning, Leslie. Oh, good morning.

How are you? Oh, Leslie couldn't be better for a Friday, but we don't have a chance to win 10 grand. That's only you, Leslie. Are you going to take it office? I'm hoping to. Yeah. How do you go when you play the game normally, Les?

You seem pretty measured. Oh, no. I'm okay sometimes, but sometimes I'm terrible. Aren't we all? That's really, that's life. Absolutely. Hopefully today's one of the okay days. Yeah. And you don't embarrass yourself like yesterday. We had a nudie run, Leslie. I know. I heard it. Yes. I can't unsee that.

You can't do worse than that. Yeah, you can't. No. You could do the same. What do you want to spend 10 grand on? Oh, I trip to Paris. See my son. Oh, my God. Well, you're not going to believe this, Leslie. Your letter is F.

F for France. Oh, F, F, F, okay. For France. Yeah, for Froset. Okay. Okay. F for frog legs. Frog legs.

All right, Leslie. All right. All right. All right. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter F, we need you to name. An instrument. Fruit.

A flower. Um. French pania. An Italian food. Um. I don't know, pass. A TV show. Friends.

An international city. France. A five-letter word. Um, four. A technology brand. Um, they're the ones that stump me. Um, don't know. Pass.

Ah, damn. Drat. Drat. Dang it. Shoot. We ran out of time. Yes. Sorn it.

We got ourselves. for Leslie. Let's go through the ones who missed Italian food. Fetaccini, Cabanada. Fittuccini, yeah. Or fraccia.

Ofaccia, see. An international city. Florence is what we're after there. What did you say? You said France. France. Yeah, it said the actual place. A technology brand

could have been Fujitsu or Firefox, Fitbit, even if you wanted. Look, you don't get the cash, but you do get $100 all thanks to O'Brien. That's all yours. Okay, wonderful. Thank you.

Thank you. Thanks for joining the show. No worry. Thank you. Bye-bye. To play again. 8 o'clock, 10,000 dollars. Up next, though, diary time.

Oh, hell of a week. Hell yeah. Let's see what the young man is scribbled about. Jess and Ducko. Ducco of all the ailments, illnesses, issues that the human being can face, which one do you reckon we talk about the most on this show? Scabies would be up there.

Scabies is up there. Thanks to old Skabies, Shagby's McGee. Swamp Crotch. Oh, Swamp Cotch is a massive line. Yeah, huge one. Oh, IBS. IBS is probably our go-to. But you'd have to say maybe rounding out in the top five for exposure on this program would be hemorrhoids.

We do actually, we do jump on the hemorrhoid train a bit, don't we? I feel like it comes up a bit. Because we've had to check. I've had to get my respective partner to check as of you. I think Chicago takes photos of his. That's where I actually drew the line. That's right. Because I had pain in the anus and my husband said, do you want me to check the hemorrhoids?

And I went, I'm happy to poo with the door open, but I actually don't want to look at that. I don't want you to look at that. Yeah. Whereas I didn't mind it, I did it, and it's fine shot. I just took photos of it, which was great lateral thinking. That was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My husband had a go at me the other day and he went, enough with the mud button on air.

It's great, it's a great phrase, mud button. It's just one of the great. Who gave us that? It was a listen to, it wasn't it? It was a rice cooker. Yeah, yeah, something about the anyway. But yes, I draw the line. I can't say that anymore.

Okay. So if you want to crowbar it in, he didn't say you couldn't say. So even though we talk about it a bit, the world keeps batting up new hemorrhoid information. Well, it's a horrible thing to get. Well, this one is trying to educate us on an increased risk of hemorrhoids. Scrolling on the Toot. I think something we're all guilty of.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel weird now. Even if I know it's just a wee-wee, if I don't take my phone with me. You get bored, don't you? Oh, my God. It is a real problem. The attention span. I need entertainment.

I didn't bring it. And so I started going my Apple Watch, just scrolling through things. I'm like, what am I doing? Like, you're out here for, like, to, Not that long. Do you know what I'll do? If I do forget to bring it in, I'll try and grab a product. Like a moisturiser, maybe the shampoo.

I count the tiles. Oh, that's a good one. Waste the past time. If you forget to bring your phone in there, how do you entertain yourself on the toot? I always take my phone. Oh, it's not a thing for you. When Babs is going in there, that's a half hour operation. And I feel like we have.

I'm actually so quick now. I've been trained up from work. This is when I recorded her secretly in the work toilets yesterday. We're crossing live to bass. Cross live again. I asked shy guy, they gave me a constipated sound effect. Shy guy went into the women.

That's naughty, but I appreciate you putting your body on the line. I didn't go in there, just slid the mind under the door. It was so loud. That was actually in the hallway. It was shot guy. You know the Hollywood films?

It's with a big boom mic. He's the boom guy. He would be a boom guy. He would be a nonchalop. I don't have the other street for that. In the corner of a room, like, hiding under something. To capture babs in a natural habitat.

God, you're going to get hemorrhoids if that's how much you're straining. Yeah, well, because you don't want to be straining. They say if you spend too long, even just sitting in that position, scrolling your phone, that can create it. That's right. And how's this? Researchers and doctors are now trying to speak our lingo. Because they've been drilling this message into us since the dawn of social media.

Yeah. We're spending too long, sitting, straining. That position is actually very bad for our bowels for our noose. Yeah. Dr. Trisha, shut up, this isn't her real name. Trisha Patricia Patricia. I know a Dennis-A-Denis, but not a Trisha Patricia Patricia Patricia. That can't be real.

Is this bullshit? No, it was from the daily eyes. Her name is Trisha Patricia. Why not, Trisha Patricia Patricia? That's unbelievable. What she said about Australia. She has said to people trying to speak our lingo, you can watch two TikTok videos and then you've got to get off. How long is that?

Like 24, that's like a minute. Isn't that funny? Because I'm pretty sure you can do pretty much. So go long-form content, hey? Yeah, I think she's trying to say, quick little videos. Yeah, that's that. At least give yourself a two video scroll, then you have to get off. 66% of people have admitted to using smartphones on the toilet.

That is an absolute lie. It's going to be way more than that. It's like 90% it has to be. But yes, sitting, straining for too long is increasing our risk of hemorrhoids. If you're in a public toilet, say, and you've got to go and it's that way, would you do the Same, would you scroll or do you get in, get out? Do you know what? I'm very conscientious of the cue that I was just in and not adding to it.

So no, I keep my... But it's funny. It's almost a reflex. I do sit down and go to grab my phone and then realize I'm not at home. Freak and put that away, quickly get out. It is a reflex. It's a reflex. But there you go.

Young people were found to be more likely than any other age group. I think that stands to reason. Obviously. Older people are saying, I read the news. Whatever it is, you're doing... Oh, reading the paper on the tour back in the day. Back in the day. Good times.

But whatever you are doing, we need to be cutting that back because the haemroid risk through the roof. You've got it, Babs. You're right? I've never had haemorrho. Yeah, well, it's only a matter of time. If this is how you keep going. Do we have word on Tricia Patricia Patricia?

Yeah, she's got a new bookout cord. You've been pooping or wrong. Oh, let's buy it. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. So you know that I like to have a swing every now and then I'm a golf club inside. That's right.

Anywhere I can, yeah, every bloke who has a bit of golf casually plays it will do a practice golf swimming no matter wherever they are. No, you do it in here. I do it in here. Oh, yeah, yeah, always clubless. I do it. I can do it in Woolies, you know what I mean? I just do it all the time.

They're tuner's on special. You're trying to work out which three you will buy and you're just there swinging away. I'm in front of John West. What do you reckon, John? Have you ever smacked someone by accident? No, I've never done that. But I've hit a few walls in my house with the club when the club's in hand. which is why my wife's banned me from doing it inside.

That's fair enough. However, when Flo was doing tummy time and hating it, my daughter the other day, just to clarify that's who Flo is, I don't know who else would be doing tummy time in my house. It's just your wife on a casual Thursday. Oh, I've got to get Morgan to do tummy time. I've got to get her off her back. Do you remember when we're infants? It's all about strengthening our necks.

That really drops off once you've worked it out. I reckon we should continue practicing. And Morgan is doing that. And they never liked tummy time. Like she was obviously hates it. But when you're just strange. My big-headed kid, she struggled. She'd have my poor neck.

She'd have the strongest neck. She does. So your kid, she's working it out. She's working it out, right? So when you do something in front of her, dance in front of her, do whatever, she'll like, like it and keep doing tummy time. So if you're entertaining her, she almost forgets the strain and the struggle. You've got to start dancing.

So when I, I got the golf club out. I've got those hips that don't like. Oh, la, la la la. And she's looking at me like, what's dad doing? I'm your dad. Da-da-da-da. You're never getting rid of me. So then I got the golf club and I start practice swinging, air swinging.

And she just thinks it's the... So you actually got a club? Yeah, got a club, yeah. He thought this is another motion she hasn't seen. This could be entertaining. She thought it was hilarious. Like, she was giggling and cackling. And when she laughs, it's like, keep doing whatever you're doing.

And Morgan's like, keep swinging the club. And now it flows crying. Morgan's like, Daddy's going to get the golf club and swing it. I've been given permission because it makes the child laugh to swing the club in the house. Are you not insulted? Your daughter thinks your swing is a joke. and is laughable. I took it as she's so into it.

She's so into it and she loves it. No, she's doing a golf one day. Oh, look at this, Joker. Look at his technique. Look at his form. Oh, God. You think you play golf, Dad? I didn't think about it like that.

Now I'm actually kind of offended. She's laughing in your face, brother. I thought she was like, on the eve of your father. You're so good. I think she thinks you're a joke. Jess and Ducko. I think I was hitting on a lady the other. the day, ducco.

Hang on a minute. What? Just, hang on. I got hit up by a wonderful woman doing some charity work. She asked me for some donations. I said, yeah, if you can come to me, I'd be happy to provide a few things. So we meet. What are you providing?

Some clothes. Oh, I copy that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, she had to come to my abode because the child was asleep. I quickly ran down to do a hand off. You don't know this person. No, she'd just sit. me up. She said, would you mind

supporting and donating? I said, yes, I'd actually... Did you check the calls just in case it wasn't donating to her wardrobe? Funny, you say that. So, I got a bag of, like, kid's staff, so Lucia's staff, she's outgrown, put in a bag, and I've run down, and she said to me, thank you so much for doing this. We've actually met before. For some reason, the first thing out of my mouth was, no, I'd remember that. You're so beautiful.

Like I meant it Because she was so striking But like What kind of beautiful Like a 10-10 hot vibe? Yeah, just just stunning Like a Gorge

Just a good-looking woman Because you famously said before that You can appreciate a good-looking woman But you don't go that way No You've never No I wasn't born that way

You've never been inclined to do that But I can appreciate a beautiful Beautiful specimen But that's just You just blurt it out Yeah And she goes No no we have

because you've given me clothes before. I went, wait, have you done this fundraiser? She went, no, I complimented a top that you own, and you gave it to me. She knows the way to your heart. I didn't remember that, but we'd done a handoff differently, so we hadn't actually interacted. But then, because I was getting lost in her eyes, I just felt like I was spiraling. At one point, our hands collided, and there was like an electric spark, and I went,

Oops, fuck. She goes, oh, I did that on purpose. I went, oh, do it again. Like, he just kept off me. What he said, do it again? Was this just at your house? Yeah, just out on the street. And then I went, oh, I'm going to leave my keys in your bag.

So we have to see each other again. You're flirting? I was fully flirting with this woman. She was just so pretty. And what happened when you left? And then she was like, I wouldn't be mad about it. And then, is she married, single? So then, oh, my God.

Did you ask? You batten these up perfectly. I literally then had. to say, sorry, I feel like I'm being so weird. I'm married. You went, yeah, me too. I went, okay. We just opened the... It's fine when it's girl to go. We're all good, you know? It just... And then I was like, I've left the kids leaving. I've got to go.

And ran away from her. But I can't stop thinking about how... Her, essentially. You can't stop thinking about her. But just how awkward I made it because... Have you ever had that feeling before, Randigel? No, I've never been struck by her. Interesting. Just a 10 out of 10 in the real world.

Right. And did it feel pretty good that she was hitting when you were back like I'd be like, well, I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she sent me a picture of the top that I'd given her. Also, the conversation's continued. Yeah. Maybe don't go to dinner with this person or I'll do. Well, I'd actually really like to be friends with her. The fact that she's coordinating this fundraiser for domestic violence, I went, you're clearly an outstanding person. Yeah. And gorgeous to boot. Did you tell your husband about it? No, you're the first person I've told. I wonder how we'd feel about it. It'd be like, you were hitting on a girl outside our house?

Yeah, I just, like, if this had been a man, and I was going, oh, Jesus, you're gorgeous, you're 10 out of 10. Yeah, that's a bit, yeah. That feels weird, right? But is this all so weird? I don't know. Well, did she, did she? Yeah.

She felt like she was receptive to her. Like, I've never had this with the man come to my house and me, met him brush hands and say, yeah, if we check your DMs, there's a lot coming at you. They're coming at me. You know what I'm? You're not, you're not going, ooh, electric's bar. Well, let's ask the authoritive figure in the room, Babs. Have you ever had this?

feeling at all? No. She's jealous, I haven't done it. Are you jealous? Oh, no. No, you're gorgeous, you give me the flutters as well, Babbs. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko.

One, two, three, three, three. Jess and Duckos. What's the threesome? Everybody loves. All right. We're going to give us three things. We're going to attempt to try to tell him what category, they all fall under. And whilst we might go through six or seven options, if that's not what he's written down.

It's very specific thing. It's up to me to decide if you are worthy of the point or not, based on if I think you're close enough to it or not. Sure. All right, first one, Liberty City, San Andreas, Vice City. Oh, the game's Santa, Grand Theft Auto Games. The City's in Grand Theft Auto. I'll give that to you, Duffield.

Yes. I was going to say movies Ducko was in, But that was only San Andreas. Not the other ones. It wasn't technically, isn't it? Well, no, I'm there. I'm a credit. I'm a credit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see me. But the line's got cut. The line's got cut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have to watch it. Nah. Probably don't have to.

The Beach Boys, Kings of Leon. Hansen. Boy bands. Family bands. Good get. Thank you. The Gibbs brothers. I don't know the Beach Boys were a family.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Did you say Beach Boys or Beach Boys? No, the Beach Boys. As well, I don't know. The Beach Boys were a family. Yeah. Do you know the Beach Boys Babs?

Yeah. They're a band. Good vibration. Yeah, I do. Wouldn't it be nice? There you go. Serena, Blair, Chuck. Oh, Characters in Gossipville.

You've got to give that a tie. Come on. They were just so fine up those two. I didn't actually like that show. Did you get into Gossip Girl? I watched it a little bit, but I wasn't really into it. I don't lie. Both of you just scream that at the top of your lungs.

I hate that show. Oh, my God. A blender, a washing machine, and a microwave. Cliences in your home. Keep going, appliances. Appliances, that wash things. Ooh, that gyrate, that circle, that spin. That spin.

What? What? Appliances, that spin. Well, I speak shy guy. Yeah, you're on his level today. All right. Lightning Cup, mushroom cup, leaf cup. Things in Mario Car that you can win.

Oh. The cups in Mario Car Stadium. Yeah. Jess has got it. Wow, that is a... I was thinking in the kitchen. Yeah, me too. I was like mushroom cup.

The rainbow cup. Yeah. And they have like five levels with it. Yeah, no, I get it, of course. You're too much in your PlayStation era, I know, you've got to go back to the Nintendo. I know. Damn it.

Dr. Doolittle, Mr. Ed? Oh, Eddie Murphy characters. The wild thornbries. Ooh. Oh, cartoon. Dr. Doolittle. Mr. Ed's a horse. Yeah.

And who, the wild thornberry? Voice by Eddie Murphy? No. Some of things with animals? Something to do with animals? Yeah. Thornberry. All involving horses?

All involving animals. I can't pay that. Um, be close. Something about doctor, like vets? Oh, vets, yeah. Oh, no, but Mr. Ed is it? Nigel Thornbury's not one. They're documentary people.

Is it, there's something involving? Does that have something to do with horses? Is it horses specifically? No, it's not horse related. Animals. Animals related, yes. Yes. They're all talking animals.

Oh, no. They all contain fictional characters that can talk to animals. Fictional characters that can talk to animals. Oh, the humans can talk to animals. Can we, can we go. Fine. A triangle, a square and a square and a Pentegon.

Shapes. Can't be that. More specific. Triangle. Of course, it was right too easy. Square, pentagon. A shape with straight lines. A straight with, uh, blah, la, la, points.

You got a name. You good? Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Angles. Stas of the G. They're all. Geometric. Yes, they are.

Geez, you got to give that to both of them. Yeah, that was. I feel like I'm out, but I'll just keep playing for the good times. I think we're both out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Squirtle. Oh. Blastoys.

And wortle. Oh, evolutions of the squirtle character. Yeah. That's not what I'm looking for. Yeah, evolution. Well, that is what it is. Isn't they? Are they?

Are there? Oldenzo's the oldest. Bolbazzo's in the middle. Squirtles the youngest. Oh, who'd you say? Blastoy's. Yeah. Oh, Blastoy's is the oldest story.

Yeah, something about squirrel. Squirtle. Squirtle. They're all water, the water character that evolves. Pokemon. Evolve, that's the word, isn't it? Well, I've got, they're all Pokemon that can squirt water. So that's not.

Of course. To be fair, that's not what we said. No, not what we said. January, March and May. Months at the start of the year? What are these months got in common? January, March and May. Oh, 30 days.

31 days. One days. There you go. All right, we'll do one more. Okay. I feel like I'm going to get this one. Arctic monkeys. Oh, yeah.

Doja, cats, counting crows. Bands or artists that have an animal in the title. She was really onto it today. Thank you. Is your mic on? Yeah, it was on the whole time. Yeah, me too. I tried

This Sunday This Sunday, first Father's Day team First one I know How feeling? Excited No, I'm looking forward to it Yeah

I think more because Flo is now Five months old So she's definitely reacting And smiling to all that stuff But it got me super reflective On the journey thus far Of the five months Because obviously everyone was so up to date

With our IVF journey And getting Flo here And all of that And sort of got me reflective on the process of being a, not the process, but I suppose the feeling of being a dad so far, it's such an interesting mindset to come into, particularly off the back of all the IVF stuff, because your focus was so heavily on, let's get a child, let's get a child, we need this child, you get so sort of tunnel vision on it. And then this kid comes and then it opens the door

for amazing things, but then new issues. Absolutely. And I know you've shared in the past that feeling as the man, you know, you don't carry the child. And you do your contribution at one point, but then for a while it can feel really disconnecting. So like a lot of people ask me or say like, oh my God, how are you going? Particularly early on, like, is it just the best thing ever? Like, oh my God, you're just like, are you so happy? And I felt really like bad for the first couple of months in my real answer being no, it's not, it's right now. I wouldn't say Flo's birth was the best day of my life because it's one of the most amazing,

incredible experiences I'll ever experience, but there's so much going on, and I think I was so nervous about the IVF process. But at that stage, hit the nail on the head, Jess. Like, because you see your wife carry, then birth, and then breastfeed, and they go through so much, the instant connection the wife and child have is just like, it's the one person. And you see it. I saw it with Morgan, I saw it with my daughter, and it's beautiful to witness. But I look at it, and I go, geez, I, like, I don't have that connection that they have yet. love this thing. I love her. Like, I'm so grateful to be in this position. But I don't have

that yet. And I'd always feel quite guilty in those first. And I spoke to Morgan about it and just said, like, I can see you being different with her. I can see the connection that you two have that I don't. And I think speaking to a lot of dads about this, a lot of friends that are dads, and all of them surprisingly say the same thing. Yes. Those first, you know, and this is just my experience because she's five months old, there's plenty of, plenty of road to go down yet. But all those first couple of months, just for a dad, it's just, you're just trying to keep the thing alive. And you're just trying to find your place. And you don't know.

You don't know what to do. You could read books and listen to a podcast, but you are flying by the seating. You are. And like, Morgan's the main pilot. I'm the co-pilot vibe. You know, you're doing sort of what you're told, how you're trying to help out where you can, you're trying to navigate it. And it can feel that, you can feel that, like, useless, sort of isolating feeling

of, geez, am I doing enough? Am I enough? Like, whatever. So I just, I suppose I wanted to put that out there because I thought about it and I felt, I felt guilty for thinking that. But it's not that I never loved her in those moments. It's just that so much changes when you get a child as well. Like what people don't tell you and what I found in it, this is my experience. Your relationship changes to your partner.

Your relationship changes to your friends, your family, and your view on the world changes. And these things happen to you in a short period of time while you've also got a child that, is crying all the time and not sleeping and you're changing nappies and you're up and you're sleep deprived and all these things happen in this in this really short period and as a human being you're not used to that yes there's no rule book for that i think for me as well things happen to you yeah but you're the same person you're trying to be anyway there's this magical concept that you become mother you become father you become parent but that's not just happening to you so i i can totally appreciate what you

you're saying, it's like, the switch? The switch, yeah. Didn't flick. I'm still me. I know. And I saw it flick with Morgan in terms of just the maternal instincts kick in. And she's a nurse and she's great at it. She's a fantastic mum.

But I saw that and I started to think, when's it going to happen for me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was probably her first ever smile she gave me, like around three and a bit months or whatever, where she smiled to me. And I remember thinking, oh, oh, like, holy hell. Yes. This is amazing. she's nearly five months, she's laughing, she reacts, she smiles, she's healthy, she's

perfect. And like, I'm besotted with her. Yes. If I can bring the rice cookers in to something, I remember you coming in one morning saying, oh my God, we caught it on camera. Yeah. And you shared the video Morgan filming you and Flo, and you're making faces and noises and her really reactive. And I could see in your eyes, my friend. I've never seen you like that before because we've never been in this situation before, but the light in your eye and the love. And not to say that wasn't there, but it was in a different capacity. Yeah.

Because now you're feeling so much more connected to your little girl. Yeah. And that was just so beautiful to see. And you and Morgan both have embraced this journey. And it's really wonderful to hear you speak so candidly and to hear that you're on this side, like this page. Yeah, totally. Because let's be real.

It's going to change tomorrow. It'll change again. And next week, I'm fresh to this. It's the first five months. It's just my experience. Yes, but coming up to your first father's day. Yeah, and I'm so, like, I'm so grateful to be in the position I am, but I'm so excited for the first father's day, and, like, I love flow so much.

And I just, I suppose I wanted to put that out there to any other dad or who's feeling that way a little bit, because I felt guilty, but I don't think you need to feel guilty. I think you need to acknowledge what you feel in the moment, and it will change, accept it, and keep growing, I suppose, as a person. Absolutely. Because we don't take into account us as people, too, within this sort of dynamic. in this family unit. But yeah, and a happy father's laid all the dad's out there.

And anyone as well who is still struggling or trying to as well, I acknowledge that. Yeah, these days can be really hard. Totally, absolutely. They can be so hard. And like I said, I don't take for granted what I'm in. But it is, it's a very special journey now. What do you think she got you? Oh, well, I don't know.

I'm sure at five months, she saved up her pocket money. I'm very excited. I'm very excited to see what she's got me here. Oh yeah, 30 seconds to answer, 10 questions all started with the same letter. I have to take the first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We come back to you, of course, if there's time.

We're playing for 10K. Our player today is Dylan. Hello, Dylan. Hi, guys, how are we? Dylan. Good deal. Fantastic for a Friday. What are you spending $10,000 on?

I'm going to Thailand for a fight camp, so hopefully we put that towards it. A bit of Moot, sorry? A bit of Muay? Yeah, a bit of Muay Thai. Okay. Oh, my God. Are you actually going to be fighting someone back in Australia? I'm doing a fight at the end of the camp over there.

Oh, over there. So I go to 10 days and then fire them in the 11th. Okay. Hey, all right. Tell me you've got a bit of experience. This isn't your first time fighting and then you're going to fight someone. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

All right. He's going to sharp enough. He's going to the international waters to fight, Dylan. Yeah. Way to throw yourself into the defense. I'll get some insurance so I can get hurt over there just in case. Yeah, you will. Get some insurance with this money.

Good idea. Okay. Well, Dylan, maybe you'd like to look at Alleyans for insurance, because that starts with the letter A. Ooh. Yeah, that's a good letter. It's a good letter. It's a great letter, Dylan. Of all the vowels, A is the best.

Are you ready to rock? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Should I say, are you ready to rumble? Oh, yeah. Feels more fighty. Your time will start after the first question, legend. Let's do it. Starting with letter A, we need you to name a piece of jewelry.

A horror movie An international city Alaska A five-letter word An animal An animal Ate A musical

A musical Pass A verb Apple A sport A sport Apple. A celebrity.

How many times do we say Apple? I don't know. 15. There's a bit going on there, Dylan. I think you've got two or three. You might have got maybe less, maybe more. There was a lot of answers. Yeah.

Great, great energy. International City. You say Alaska? Yeah, I've got under pressure. It's a state of America. We're looking for Amsterdam, Athens. A five-letter word you said animal, that's six. A musical, a Latin.

A verb you said Apple. A sport, you said Apple. The technology brand, you said Apple. Look, we could have had Apple for a tech brand, a sport archery, a verb could have been agree or admire. We don't go away empty-handed, though, mate. You don't get the money for the insurance, but you do get $100, all thanks to the legends, at O'Brien.

Great, thank you for that. Thank you, Dylan. Good luck at the fight camp. Thank you. Don't get that win. Don't get that win, Del. Stay out. See out.

Every right. And we do play again Monday, 630 and 8. Hey, all week, we've had a co-fod. Hell yeah. Every morning. We've sent someone off to see Tommy Little. Yep. Very funny, man.

Friends with Carrie Bickmore. And hooked him up with accommodation. That's his tombstone. Friends with Gary Bickmore. Did not want to come on the show for a chat, but that's beside the point. You can go see him and have a laugh. You can ask him for us.

I hope he didn't want to chat to Justin. We may never get him on again. Well, we're doing the tickets this week. He said I can come on next week. What did he want to come on for? That show is on. Yeah. He said he can do two.

weeks from now. We were like, well, that doesn't... Doesn't work. It doesn't work. Anyway, if you would like to go see him and have a chuckle and then can put up in the beautiful accommodation, you get involved next. What are we asking? We are asking. What are you mad? You inherited from your dad. Oh, that rhymes.

What are you mad? You inherited from your dad? Because someone in the team's daughter inherited a giant head. Humongous head. Accused of gigantism. And I fought that person. Don't worry. I picked up some mooie-ri-type.

I think you were going to let us all down this path. Yeah, I'm allowed. It's my kid. It's like when someone bullies your brother. Only I'm allowed to bully him. You guys, shut up. As we said, we love when she comes into the office, because we all get full reception with her dongle head.

No, where the dongle. She's the beacon head. Get your tech. Tech analogies, right, Docco? Don't embarrass yourself. No, isn't you the Starlink? I can't remember. She's the satellite.

She's both. She's the satellite. She's the three and one. She's the satellite. Elon. He's trying to send her up space. Oh, he's so top-heavy, help her. Jess and Ducko.

What are you mad? You inherited from dad. What are you mad? You inherited from your dad. What did you get from him? You wish you didn't. Like, maybe one of those people has a really hairy back. And you're like, ah, my dad, he was so hairy.

And now look at my rug. Look at my carpet on my back. You are not shy about admitting the luscious forest that grows on your buttocks. I'm not, I actually haven't seen my dad's butt in a while. I'll have to, uh... Carpate. Well, mom, dad, if you're listening, who do I get it from? Could have been, dad.

It could have been, I hope so. Hope it wasn't mum. Imagine that, mum's just a gorilla. I'm like, how did that happen? Could be. But that wouldn't fit for this topic. It would have. Because that's mad and mum, doesn't mind.

It's far as day. Mad, you inherited from your dad. This week, there's been a lot of discussion about my lollipop-headed kid, tiny petite body. Can't get anything over a giant head. The average circumference, if you missed her yesterday, he's 46.9 centimetres for a two-year-old. She's clocking in at 51. Huge.

And then she's still growing. Her father, most handsome man alive, 61. You guys were 57. He's got a huge head. Here come Loochia and Angus. You're going surfing on the internet. Do you want to leave that in again? Here come Luchier and Angus.

You're going surfing on the internet. obviously you get such good Wi-Fi. They're beacons. Possibly dongles. We're not sure about tech. Well, they might be routers. Oh, Jesus. It could be anything.

It could be the NBM box at this point. What we're saying is they're speaking to the aliens because they're able to. The giant brains in their giant heads, they have to get custom acubras and helmets. I was in undated with people going, oh, Jess, I feel you. My kid also giant head. I got a lot of photos. You're the spokesman for the big head community now. I got a lot of...

Sucked him. And then one woman said, I got a pinhead. I went, no, that's next week. Tiny heads next week. That's Duckers. Actually, we're not the show for tiny head. You got a tiny head? Go elsewhere.

Can leave us. We're big-headed. Go down the road. We're the big-headed show. But yeah, what are you mad you inherited from your dad? She's going to be filthy when she grows up and can understand. It's all genetics. Yeah.

All genetics. I think my daughter will be mad if she's got my sinuses and we are starting to think she possibly does. She's already sort of having some breathing. But the other thing that we were really hoping she'd get is more. Morgan's family's height, not mine. And then she's, so she's 50th percentile for, like, heads of comfort, she's normal for weight, whatever. But then for height, she's always been 50th.

We've got to, we've got to checked the other day. She's dipped down into 30th. And I was like, uh-oh. Oh, here comes the Allen Duckett jeans. Uh-oh. Because your father-in-law's gigantic. Yeah, my whole, all my in-laws are really tall, all above six foot. Oh, no.

If she gets your sinuses, your height and your bowels, oh, don't say that. She is going to ask for emancipation and divorce you. And then Morgan's skin, where, doomed. Oh, my God. Burn City. Burn City.

You just hope that they're going to come out with the perfect mix of everything. Never does it. Amen. Yeah, Lucia's got Angus's giant head and my tendency to fly off the handle. It's a shocking combination. Zero to 100. What about you with Rob Farch? I've got one for you and Rob.

Your ability to ask 150 questions to anything and everything. See, Daco. I appreciate it. as the objective outsider because I don't see that as being mad. I'm not mad about inheriting that from dad. I'm just curious about people and the human condition.

Yeah, yeah. But you as someone else? He's mad about it. Mad about it. You got anything shy guy from your dad? My dad's pretty hairy, so I don't want that. Yeah. Or did you get it?

I think you've probably noticed. No, I'm not that hairy. So it might come later. I don't know. What do you think it'll sprout? It's there. It's there. It's there.

It's not going to happen. either. Oh, do you think you might only get hairy when you get the 40s? Yeah. Oh. No, I feel like you know. Yeah. What about you, Babs?

Probably my temper and my eyebrows. Are you mad about the eyebrows? No, just both of them. Like two different things. Yeah, no. I know you shaved your monob brows. That's why I don't like my eyebrows. And then his now are starting to like fall out.

So is that what's going to happen to me? Oh, they were really. lush. He's got the thin hair. And then they fell. Oh no. Oh dear. We're mad at Damo for that. We love our dads. We do. And ahead of Father's Day, we want to celebrate by making fun a bit. Hey, win the co-fod, you can take your dad. Yes. That's a fun

little Father's Day present. Here comes Angus to Lucia. This is what everyone sees them when they walk down the street. The picture quality has never been sharper than when they're in the room. Everyone's high-fiving and stuff. Jess and Ducko Apparently

my kid has a giant head And I say apparently Like we didn't do a measurement We did a measurement And it is big And it's only going to get bigger And we're worried about it

She's already six centimetres Over the age average She's 22 months, Ducco, there's a lot more growing to be done But when you look at her gorgeous father Yeah Who also has a gigantic head

In comparison, you are the same age as my husband. He's got about six centimetres bigger than you. So it's tracking. So she might be bad. She inherits that from Dad. Yeah. I want it on the record. We love them.

We love dads. You know, but you've got to get something from someone. 100%. I just want it on the record again. I'll crowbar this in until the day I die. I push that head out. Yeah, I know. Is everything okay?

Kudos. We don't, mate. You deserve it. Thank you. Yeah. We got some text, that. Yeah, we do. This one's my favourite.

There's a couple, but I'll just quickly do this one because there's people waiting on the phone. I inherited gout from my dad. Ah, that'll get you. That will get you. I think that was a genetic disorder. I thought that was like, you know, you've eaten poorly or something. No, it's always dad's fault.

Thanks for the gout, dad. He's a mug. We go to Destiny on 131060. Good morning, Destiny. Morning. What are you mad you inherited from your dad, Dahl? I'm mad about two things I got my hairy legs from dad

and a weird toe shape which I'm convinced is from his side of the family I know it's an audio medium here Destiny but can you describe how weird your toes are they're kind of like a bit it's mainly my big toe they're kind of like fatter than normal toes Oh, no.

As someone who also has sausage toes. Oh, yeah. I feel like I'm in good company here. I wonder if I got those from Rob Farch. Well, probably. I think toes do come from the dad, not too. That's what they say, isn't it, Destiny? My dad's here, too.

His last day. Well, happy Father's Day to you, your fat Toad Father. Freed! We go to Jack on 131060. Good morning, Jack. Good morning, guys. How are you? Yeah, great, Jack.

What are you mad? You inherited from Dad. I got freakishly thick and strong toenails from dad. Freakishly. Do they say strong toenails is a sign of good health for like long-lasting health or like later age or something? I don't know. I mean, I hope so. But you definitely do get your toes from your dad because he's got the exact same one.

Are they uncutable your toenails, Jack? Is that how thick we're talking? Not uncutable. Um, chainsaw worse. You need the jaws of life to get those things into submission. Oh, no, hold on. I was wrong, mate. Think toenails can indicate other health issues like poor circulation or diabetes.

Oh, no, it's the opposite. I misread that article. Sorry, Jack. Stay safe. Let's just say, I don't need steel cat boots and I go to work. He's got dragon toes, like talons. Oh, that's funny. Let's see if we can get out of the foot region.

Kelly, good morning. Morning, how are you? Yeah, great, babe. What are you mad? You inherited from Dad. My big ears. Oh, big ears. Their ears do feel like they come from Dad, don't they?

Yeah. How big are we talking, Cal? Yeah, like dumb, so I spent my life in my teen years wearing my hair to cover my ears, my sticking out ears. And then, yeah, at all. I had them pinned back. Oh, you did that in adulthood. Was your father upset?

Like, oh, now we don't look similar, Kel. Why did you pin them back? No. Wait, pin it back like your ears pinned back. Yeah, man, that's a thing. Yeah, yeah, I know. What do you do? Yeah, you have to wear, they take a piece of skin from behind your ear and pin them back,

and then you've got to wear a headband. You know, like press studs on a jacket or something? Yeah. They put one behind your scalp and they click it in. No, I'm joking. I can't imagine that. So, did it work, killing? Life-changing, life-changing.

Did anyone ever actually comment on your ears, though, in the street? Or was it more you just felt conscious about them? No, not at all. I think it was just something that I felt. It was really self-conscious about. Yes, fair enough. But she's mad about Dad, and then went, you know what, stuff you? Pin these things bad.

I'm going to pin them back. Do you think runners would do that to be more aerodynamic? Hey, Mish. Over to you, Good Sarah, on 13, 1060. What are you mad? You inherited from your dad. Oh, I got my dad's eyebrows, just like you, bad. Are we talking, on a scale of one to Johnny Howard, Amyish,

how heckers are your brows? Oh, look, if I just let them be, I reckon they'd reach my hairline one day. Wow. Jesus. Those long stray ones that come that, yeah. Are you having to do quite a bit of maintenance? Are we talking waxing, threading? Well, I was shaving for a bit for a few years there,

And, you know, like I'd always shave them and then sometimes I'd look in the mirror and there'd be some wonky shape. So I just recently took up waxing. Oh, yeah, you do it to yourself or you're getting it done professionally? Nah, my partner got me on to it. So I'm actually on the way there now.

You're on the way to get a wax haven't. Well, make sure you send your dad a text being like stuff you. Now I'm doing fortnightly appointments to wax these things into submission. Yeah. Good on. You have to.

I was driving home from work the other day, and the sun was shining. I looked in the rearview mirror. I was like, Jesus Christ, they're already ready to... They get ready to go. Can you stay on the line, Hamish, and get Babbs your waxes information so she can go to? So, Babbs can sort it out too. And her dad. We go to Taylor on 13, 1060.

Taylor, what are you mad? You inherited from your dad. So I'm actually mad. Well, I'm the only sibling that has seemed to have the biggest issue because when I go to get my nails done, the Asian ladies have to go and get the bigger nails for my thumbs because my thumbs seem to be really wide and they bent back. All of my siblings have the bendable thumbs, but I seem to have the really wide ones. Megan Fox also has this same deformity or whatever you want to call it.

My dad, he tries to say that it's not from him, but it seems to be only his children that have this thumb that seems to bend all the way back and are really wide. It's called a bronchidactyl. Oh my God, it's like a full thing, Taylor. Yeah, and Megan Fox has it too. You kept saying that. It's because she's hot, so you're like, yeah, and she's hot and she's got it.

That's right. And she's hot. That's right. No, I'm not that bad, but it's just more funny when the Asians have to go back and get the nails and they're like, and you know that they're talking about you. Like, oh, this lady has a really big nail. humongous nail bend. A humongous nail bend.

There you go. Wow. So Megan Fox has that. Yep, that thing. It's a genetic condition known as clubbed thumb. Or toe thumb. Oh, so your thumbs look like your big toe. There you go.

Which results in shorter, wider thumbs and nails. Affecting around 2% of the population. So I think a lot of people would be mad at their dads for this. Yeah, Megan Fox has it. But Megan Fox has it. Jess and Ducko. It's been a hell of a week. I mean, I wasn't here for one of,

those days, and yet still. That feels like so long ago. Doesn't have just. This week just dragged. When you take a day off on a Tuesday, Wednesday, it's like you're doing two weeks in one. Yeah. Because you've got that break in the middle. Oh, you poor thing.

I know. I have just, I've just had to work overtime. But lucky, shy guy's always there with his little diary. Oh, he's got it out, love heart diary. And he's a fluffy troll pen. Yeah, it's so cute that pen. It is cute. Yep.

So we can have a look back at the week that was. I know. Your mum must be proud of you doing this segment every week. I mean, she hears it. She's never complimented it. Do you want that's the busiest day? She's like a week behind in the podcast. She's still on last week's diary.

Matt, your mum's on last week's diary. Your dad's listening on the wrong app. There's a lot going on with your parents. My dad, that's said the listener rap doesn't work. I said, Dad, that's not the listener rap? That's the competitor one. Anyway, it doesn't know. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Ducko.

Jess has a great talent where she remembers everyone's name that she meets. It's a shame after 22 months she can't recognize her own daughter in a restaurant, though. And all of a sudden, a kid wraps their arms. around my leg, has just barreled into my legs and given me a big hug. But then I look down and I go, oh that's not my child. And the next words out of

my mouth were, oh, that's not my child. Lucha is not wearing green because I knew I had dressed Lucia in a pink cardigan. And one of my girlfriends goes, yeah, your kid also doesn't have black hair. Yeah, yeah. It just doesn't look anything like your child. And then Angus goes,

yeah, our kid's also not Chinese. It was a little girl staring up in me Of all the things that didn't sit right with you That's a little Chinese girl hugging you And then you're going Oh no, she's not in green That's all good

Chinese lady has run over Sorry, sorry and ripped the kid off my legs She's calling you mum in Chinese You're like, no, Lucia? No, it's, and you know what it is? It's the outfit. It's the outfit. Oh, hang on.

She can't have gotten changed. Speaking of Lucia, Jess is worried her head's too large, but how does it stack up against the team with me and Ducker coming in at 57.5 centimetres and Jess and Babs at 54 centimetres? An average head circumference of a 22-month-old is 46.9. Yes. She's 51 centimetre. I am only three centimetres bigger in head circumference.

And you're two-year-old. Then I'm 32 years older than her shy guy. 51. She's older. Her Tinder profile will be above average. They won't be. They can't because you have a profile. You'll spot me coming.

Her head won't fit. She'd always get great receptions. You and your husband, they're like dongles. Sixty-one. Great Wi-Fi. Thank you so much. Is that Starlink? Nats just Lucia.

I'm firing her up. All her mates will be like, I've got to get good. Closer to her. The people in Wonga have never had better reception than when Louche is there. Is this mean? I don't know if this is mean. Is this difficult?

How about you all shut out? That's my kids I'm talking about it. We brought back to beard or not to beard. Well, we have to guess if you have a beard or not. We played while Jess was away on a side hustle. And I got to say, I nailed it. Damon, hello, Damon. How you going?

Oh, on, Damon. Okay. All right, Damon. How many holes are in your socks? How many holes? Ooh, today, none. I want to say no. You say no?

Hey man, you've got to back yourself in. You're the new guy here. So, if you want to go, we'll go with what you want to go. If you want to go no, we'll go no. No beard for Damon. Damon. You do not have a beard. I do not.

Oh, yes. I got it. Good morning to you, Brad. How I is? Oh, okay. Brad, do you have a forklift license? That's niche. Yes, I do.

Oh, okay. Okay, I'm thinking beard. Brad, you, my friend, have a beard. I do have a big luscious. Yes! Shy guy! We nailed that. The forklift license.

There was a death within the team. Sort of. A fish got caught in the filter, so we had to stop everything and hold a service. We sent produce to Babs to the bathroom to give it a proper send-off down the toilet, which went well. Okay, Babs. I'm going into the work toilet. All right. Babs, you're still there.

Babs. Have we lost... I think we've lost reception. Okay, now we need to... She wasn't meant to flush herself. Let's do it down the sink. Let's do it down the... Oh, no!

She's coming back. Babs, are you there? There's no internet in the toilet. Okay, okay, can you go to the small kitchen near the newsreaders and go down the sink? Oh, that's so grim. Okay. Well, this isn't fun. We're at a funeral.

It's a funeral, Babes. I know. Okay. I'm, oh, yuck, there's old cereal in there, okay. That's just, no. Okay, I'm chipping it down the sink. Say something, say nice words. Valet and PC fish.

Oh, it just really just went down there. Okay. Mate, run the water a bit, so I don't get caught in the U-Bend. Oh, I know plumbing. It's going down there with the old cereal, valet. What? Babs told her she hasn't replaced her pillow in over 10 years. She brought it into the studio and we showed it to you rice cookies on Instagram.

Oh my God. Jeez. Came on air and said it wasn't yellow. There's not that bad. It's not that bad. Yaw! Look at that thing. Babs.

Oh, I could wipe my ass with that. There was no way we couldn't leave this. I mentioned on air. So we brought Bads in to explain herself. Look at that thing. I don't know. You could wipe your nose with that and it would leave less of mark. What's the date in the month on that?

May 2015. I could go to the toilet on that. thing and it would still look the same. So you probably bought that in 2013. Probably. Can I see it? Without, without, without, will I catch something? You have to wear some gloves. And you know what's funny about this pillow? It's not even a good pillow. No, it looks awful. Yeah, because it goes on top of the thicker one. It looks like a cheap pillow. It probably was from game on. I think that's the worst one I've seen. Like that is like, I had, I lived in a sharehouse with four dudes and I reckon their pillows were cleaner.

Well, sorry, I'm just. Does Jethro Suisse and go, your partner and go, what is it? I don't think he's seen my bill. He sleeps on them, though. He doesn't complain. He's unaware of this gross. And I quote, I quote, my bed is the comfiest bed he's ever slept in. Bed maybe, perhaps. Oh, geez, I hate to see you, Matt. I don't know how yellow that thing is.

See you next week, grass cookers. Jess and daco. She's a grower, isn't she? Who! K-pop Demon Hunters, Huntrix. Are you on board? Golden. Oh, just a catchy little bop, isn't it?

You're going to go watch the musical, hitting cinemas very soon? No, I've seen the Netflix show. It was trash. But I'm not into, I'm going to anime. But that's there. They're releasing that exactly thing you watch with subtitles and a musical. Yeah. Wow.

Not milk it, man. Not for me, but you know, I'm not a huge musical guy either. Yeah, but that's what you said before the Taylor Swift era's tour. And now you're drinking the Kool-Aid. A huge Swifty. Don't tell you the person who bought the Taylor Swift thing at the charity ball. I sent me a photo going, is this what you're after? The one who outbid you?

Have they hung it somewhere? No, I was just sitting on a couch at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's funny. I know. You were like, you actually did me a favour because my wife would have crucified me. Thank God you got that.

Thank God. Hey, great show team. Been a fantastic week and we must award this co-fob, which we've had all day this week. We've got tickets to Tommy Little. Plus accommodation, Knowles in the Beach. Newcastles, iconic beachfront destination. Book now, nelsof the beach.com.

Thank you to everyone who did get involved today all the way at 6am when we asked for no dumb thoughts all the way to just an hour ago when we're asking, what are you mad, you inherited from dad? Excellent. Excellent nominations. A lot of people mad at their fathers ahead of Father's Day this Sunday. Yeah, because this all came off you

and your husband's big head. It's excellent recipe. Such good wife. My daughter at 22 months, whatever, has, he's already off the charts. She's inherited the humongous harper head. Yeah, oh yeah. Just big brains.

Big brain, huge brain. And don't you dare say another word about it? Because only I'm the only one who can bully it. Not you. But the person going to Tommy Little, hopefully taking his dad. Yeah. It's Jack.

Jackie boy. Who said he's mad. He inherited long and thick toenails. And I thought that the thick toenails meant health. Then I looked it up and it didn't. You've got some poor, you've got some sad information. Circulation or potential diabetes for Jack. So hang in there, buddy.

One day at a time, you know. I've heard that too. Like nails are a window into your overall health spectrum. They meant to me. There's meant to be something big milky or cloudy as well. That says something. That's not good. Yeah, that's not.

Or is that good? I thought if they break too easily. too, that's not good. Hang on, so too thick is bad and two thin is bad. It's a real sweet spot. Townals are so fascinating, aren't they? They are. A little cashewary skull, like their thing on the top of the head is made.

The little helmet thing is pretty much what our nails are made of. Really? Yeah, they're really strong. It's obviously all put together. Yes. Stunning birds of casuary. That's not collagen, is it? What are toenails and fingernails made from?

It's a collagen. Silica? Sorry, I'm just Googling. Brit nails. Brittle nails. Peritine. A person with brittle nails may need to see a doctor. Blah, blah, blah. Fatigue.

Symptom. Anemia. Just some brittle nails that doesn't say. Spiroid. Oh my God. It could be a gamut of things. Have a look at your nails today and just really just suss out that situation.

We are such an educational show. Aren't we just? People think we're so silly. I'm just here for $10,000 alpha bucks and kofods. But no, you can learn something from us. Always learn things from us. We learn every day. I don't know if you need to go to school.

Just get a healthy dose of Justin Ducko. You listen to the podcast every day and you'll be good at everything except maths. Yeah, that we can't. We can't help you. Nor horrible at maths. Babs is trying, but she's just, give her another 12 months. Was anyone this team good at maths at school? I don't think so.

That's a real gap. Oh, I have a whole. Sorry, hold on my phone. She thinks she was good at maths. She's the one that was the catalyst of the bad back on this program. You couldn't do the Taylor Swift some. You brought this whole show into disrepute. Like, more complicated maths. Yeah.

I was pretty good at. Oh, math. Oh, so you saying all that crap's too simple for you. Oh, trigonometry. Oh, trigonometry. Oh, sign cost tan. Pretty good of that. Oh, some old.

Oh, what's the thing? Here we go. Oh, no, I did Sokatoa. Oh, yeah, Sakatoa was the one I did too. What language are you guys speaking? Maths. I can find a hypotenuse. Hell of you.

Oh, how about an adjacent or the opposite? Absolutely. Absolutely. I've had to do that every day since I was school. E equals MC squared. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know Pythagory. I'm a fan of Pfei-Fi.

Yeah, me too. I have this job because it doesn't require masks. Amen, brother. Amen, that's why we're here. It's why we're here, you know. We're all English nerds. Yeah, huge. That's even a stretch.

Oh, you good at schools. You're nerdy thing. And look how we've all come out in the wash. And we've all. We're all together. We're all drinking from the same Kool-Aid. Anyway, it's been a great week. Happy Father's Day Sunday to all the dads out there.

I'm super excited for my first one. Do you, Ducco, yes. I hope it's a wonderful day. To your big-headed husband. God. Yeah. Hopefully that's a good day. I'll try and make sure of it.

I'm going to the footy with him next week. I'll just stand behind him for Shane. Yeah. So good. You just find a whole queue of people behind you guys. It's just him blocking out the sun. I think I might give the kid to him to take to your little expedition. Oh, my God.

I'm internet. And Shane. So between the two of them, you'll be right. I've been the best day of my life. Stop bullying my kid. Oh, come on. Oh, I'll find something to bully your kid about it. I should come, mate.

Oh, baby, doesn't feel right, does it? A loochie can at least stand on their own two feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Big brains. We're out of here. Big brains. We are back. My day, we'll see you then. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye. Say, nah, do you know how I know you're telling the truth? Yeah. Because those hips can't lie. La-la-la-la-la-la. That was the Jess and Ducko. Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's land meal with one of six collectible souvenirs.