Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | You gotta turn her on...

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

Producer Shy Guy filling in for Ducko who's off sick, Jess runs us through the most powerful names you can have, Producer Babs debuts a new game and we ask what do you regret teaching your kid?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs. Jess and Ducko! This is the Jess and Ducko podcast. Should I start this one? Ducco always says, welcome to the podcast. That's not how he says.

I'm doing a very bad ducko. It's funny, so you've gone that sort of impression for Ducko. I always go, no gains, which is also very... Give us your best do. Give us your best docko. When he does do the podcast, he goes, Welcome to the podcast. Yeah, he does it in that.

Welcome. Welcome to the podcast. But give me a bit more. Give me a bit more, Ducco. Hey, Ducco, how are you today? What does he say? Get out of your head and just get in your mouth. Hey, Ducco, how are you going today?

I don't know. I'm like struggling. For the love of God. What does he say? Hey, Ducco. How are you today? Good. Perfect.

Yeah. So to answer your question, Shiger, I'm happy. for you to have started the podcast. Because, yes, you are sitting in Duck O' Seek. You're spitting all over his mic. Yeah, well, you're using... Hopefully I don't get sick. Are they his headphones?

No, these are my headphones. I guess I'm not going to say you've got all your juices. I don't know where his are. I think he hides in his desk. You do have to hide your headphones around here because they get pinched. Yes, I don't hide my headphones because I'm lazy and forget to bring them back into the room. So I run the jeopardy, but I think I've suffered the consequences because now they're on their last

legs. You know a long time ago on another show that I worked on. the cast the show I worked on they had their assigned headphones and it was my job to keep them in my desk so the other announcers don't use them. We're in Sydney.

So you would collect them after every show and yeah, yeah. And then the guys went to Melbourne and they didn't pack the headphones. And neither did you? World War III. I didn't go to Melbourne. Oh! Why was it World War III? Because they didn't have any headphones when they got there. They didn't have any. What the Melbourne studio couldn't give them?

They wanted to use their headphones. And I was like, well, you got these. And I wasn't part of the shopping list or whatever to tell you you needed them. He was an oversight. I was a very junior level person. Unfortunately, Sharga, this is, I'm going to call that the Justin Bieber effect. And I'm sure he's not the first celebrity to have encountered this phenomenon. But he's just the example that comes to mind.

When you treat adults like babies, because they are maybe very well paid, they've got celebrity status and they demand more and more and more and thus are doing less and less themselves this is what happens, isn't it? They expect and expect and expect and then you get a brat like Justin Bieber. I don't actually blame Justin

I just think he's a product of his environment. We put him up on a pedestal as a globe and then he turned into a wrap bag. Of course he was going to turn into a rat bag because we gave him mile upon mile upon mile when really we should have given him an inch. So similarly to this crew cast

sorry that you had to work with, take some responsibility. I don't even think they even knew that I did that. I got in like five, put the headphones in, plug, plug, plug. Oh, see, that's even worse. They didn't even have any gratitude for what was happening. And then afterwards, they didn't know. I could have just let any old person use them.

But I was like, no, they are their headphones. I had aspirations to be an actor, get into the acting world myself a little bit. And I was an extra on a film, just a short film. And the two leads were actually neighbours actors. They were just, you know, kind of small potatoes on neighbours, but, I was a very, very small potato compared to them. I was a baby potato. But I remember watching these two girls who were, you know, well-known and they're kind of names.

One of them said, my lips are dry, like in between takes, and a makeup artist rushed over and dabbed the paw-paw on for her. And I just remember thinking, you can't put your own freaking paw-pore on. Like, surely it's easier for you to do that yourself than for someone to do it for you. It always stuck out to me. It was very elitist. What, isn't it? It felt so, and the D word is actually quite, I think, on the nose, but very Devery. Getting someone to dabby.

Were these people worth, I would expect that from, like, Mariah. Yes. And it almost, not that I think it's appropriate either from Mariah, but you expect it from Mariah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, like, Snoop has like a blunt roller. Mariah, in my mind, would have a pawpour cream. Absolutely. This young lady who was on this short film with me, I do not think was at the level of Mariah.

Is this person of higher fame now? I don't know what became of her, to be honest. She left neighbours, I think, to pursue Hollywood and then, unfortunately, maybe never caught fire. Not everyone can be Margot Robbie. No, or Sydney Sweeney. What do you mean? What did she start on?

Yeah, I was going to say. Didn't she start on like a home and away or something? Over in the States. Sydney Sweeney. Isn't she Australian? No. Are you thinking of Samara leaving? I'm thinking of not maybe.

I thought Sydney's an Australian. No. Just because her name is Sydney. No, no, no, no. I don't know. I thought. No, Sydney Sweeney is one of, she's just like, no, she's, she's, I was going to say true blue. What's the equivalent of true blue for the state? Are you thinking of this chick?

Yes. Samara weaving. She's Australian? Yes. Was she on neighbours or home and away? Yes. She was on home and away. There you go.

I got my people mixed up. No, definitely not Sydney. Was Sydney's first role euphoria? What burst Sydney Sweney onto the mainstream? I thought she was on something else before. She wasn't a child. Was she? No, she was on a Netflix show though.

She was on the White Lotus, but I thought that was after. Yeah, it was. I tried the White Lotus, couldn't get into it. Season one? Yeah, neither could I. But season two said in Italy, I was a fan. Okay, okay. 18, 2018, 2013, she was in a film called Spider City.

I've not heard of that. She was also in Zombies of Mass Destruction in 2010. She was in telling in 2009. Okay. She's been around for a little while. She has. Euphoria broke her out, though, right? Oh, yeah, 100%.

Yeah. Ms. Zendaya. Yes. And now she's getting cancelled because of that American Eagle ad. So, I mean, swings and roundabouts. Yeah, and endorsed by Trump. That's right. Big endorsement.

Well done. That's trending audio now, isn't it? Yeah, no. But she says it like, gins are passed down from... Your Sydney Sweeney better than your duck o' impression. Really? Yeah. Oh, well.

There you go. Are you going to say something to you know? You know how yesterday they were doing the Taylor. Swift Easter eggs. One that we didn't cover that I saw yesterday was Levi's Stadium is the stadium where Super Bowl will be performed. Now, this will be a great test. Sorry to cut you off, shy guy.

Was he listening or not? Because you talked a lot about the stadium. What's your Easter egg? Levi, the brand of jeans has been posting a lot of Taylor Swift gear. You didn't say that one. More than most other brands. I was getting ready. So was I.

So was I. Did you hear I called him out for his listening today? They did, yeah, good job. They had the very start of the show, too. But anyway, that's a great, can't keep you on your toes, shy going. Yeah, that's an interesting. I would honestly not be opposed to her playing the Super Bowl. But pardon me, Levi Stadium is it literally...

The jeans own, the jeans company owns. The jeans. Well, they're naming rights, yeah. Wow. Yeah, to the grounds. Okay, I didn't know that. It's funny, all the stadiums in Australia, they're like kind of techy. They're owned by insurance companies.

Yes, they're techie, their insurance, their telecommunications. I don't know any. that is named after a fashion brand. Is that just because there's so many stadiums over there? I mean, Levi's is a pretty big brand. They're massive, absolutely. But it's like having, I don't know. What do you get in the Nokia?

Trady Stadium or... Trady Park. Trady Park. That could be a thing. Trady have... Gorman Stadium's got a nice ring to it. Yes. This is the brightest building in the city.

Yeah, stadiums could use a bit of a jazz up. They all look the same. That's fun. Yeah, they're all. Like banks or a tech company or... Marvel Stadium down in Victoria. Yeah. Yeah, that's random.

That is random, actually. Well, who's it owned by? Who owns Marvel? Isn't Marvel Marvel Marvel? Yeah, but like, surely, is it actually named after... Did that used to be Amy Park? No, it used to be... It used to be Eddie had stadium, which was an airline.

And then before that, it was called Telstra Dome. Yes. And then Colonial Stadium. I remember Colonial. How old am I? It is an eight-year naming rights sponsorship deal with the Walt Disney Company, Australia. I wonder why they went with Marvel and not. I guess Disney Stadium feels juvenile, doesn't it?

Like, big, big, bulky, stereotypical footy fans are not going to want to go to Disney Stadium. Yeah, well, it says this deal included a complete rebranding of the venue, but they also opened a Marvel retail store in the stadium. So you get an Iron Man mask while you're watching Essend and take down college. How do that cost? Like, if we want the Jess and Duck O'Done. Oh, I love that question. Like, what would that cost?

What does it cost? I know you could bring a lot on this podcast, Babes. No, that's okay. What does it get, what does it cost to get naming rights of a stadium? I'll take a little. Yeah, I'll take, yeah. I'll take the smallest. I'll take an oval.

Oh, I'd love an oval. I'll take a park bench. You know how when someone dies? And then the run, do they get permission or do they just slap a label on it? Oh, that's a quick, I wonder this. Surely the councils can be such bitches. You'd need to get approval or someone's just going to come and unscrewing. But if you're just slapping a little plaque.

The council's never going to know unless they walk and look at it because the council workers come and do the maintenance, do landscaping, someone's going to see it and when they're bitches about it. But do you reckon they see it and go, if Marjorie is going to come haunt me. If you put my name on a park bench and some dick removes it, oh, I tell you what, I'm appearing at the end of his bed and haunting him for the rest of his line. We'd have to frequent that bench to make sure the plaque's still there. And I feel like as an alive person, you've had to frequent at the bench. Do you know what I mean? Like, if you just put my name on a bench that I've never actually sat on, it's kind of loses a bit of the meaning.

Back to how much it costs. So apparently this stuff is not really publicly available, but I'll give you an example. Go on. So the naming rights is a stadium Australia, which is now known as Acoor Stadium. Acour. Aikor, whatever. Has it never been to a stadium in her life. No, I have.

I always have called it Acoor. I don't know why. Okay. Sure. So all the money. The hotel group. All the money they spend on branding. It doesn't work.

It doesn't really works. I don't know. Yes, yes. It's been held by A&Z and Z and Z are interchangeable. Not in Australia. Oh, okay. It's Z here. I've always said A&Z.

Really? Who do you bank with? In front of people? Yeah. Do you bang with A&Z? No one else has made me feel like a fucking dickhead. No one else is as honest as us two friends. Yeah, we don't want you to sound dumb.

You're talking to a lot of people right now, Bab. So we just want to make sure you're on check. Well, I'm not dumb. Right. Could I finish what I was going to say? A&Z secured a seven-year naming rights deal

for $4.5 million annually so that's total 31.5 million That's nothing. I thought it'd be a lot more. Sorry to name the stadium. So sorry,

what's A-N-Z got to do with A-Core? Because I'm pretty sure there... Did it used to be A-N-Z Stadium? Now it's A-Core. I think it did. No, I'm pretty... Oh, I don't know now.

Now, no... Why did you bring up A-C-L? It had been held by A-N-Z-Z and more recently A-Core. No, it's muscle memory. Oh, you got chained. You got changed. Yes.

$31 million for seven years. That's a bargain. I mean, this show does not have that budget. I'm not saying we do, but I thought it would be, what about, now, see, the MCG is a hundred thousand capacity. Because it's historic or an iconic. It's historic. Yeah, it doesn't have a naming rights. You can name.

What about a stand in a stadium? Like in, you know, locally, we've got the McDonnell Jones Stadium. There's the Andrew John stand. Actually, the MCG, granted, I'm not putting us on the same level, Shane Warn stand. Yeah, fair. How do we get a stand? I'll take a seat. Oh, we're back to the park bench.

Do you have to die first? I'd love to stay alive. I don't think a brand can just do it. Although at Combank, they have like the Corona Corner or something like that. Oh, but that's just where you buy coronas. No, but it's like a VIP seating, air conditioning, like it's a corner. Oh, hello. I can't find anything.

I feel like it's the venue that names the stand. after someone. Okay. Who do we need to suck up to? To show respect. Yes. Oh, okay, this is grim. On the side of the road, you know when you see like a thing of flowers?

It's not to laugh. Yeah. Is that the exact spot where the... Save it for tomorrow morning. Okay. No dumb thought is a Friday. Is that a good one? Is it funny?

Good. No. Dumb. Yes. Okay. I'll bring it tomorrow. He's a dumb, actually. That's the beauty of no dumb thought.

I want to judge them really fast. then you actually have a second to think about it. All right. I'll finish that dumb thought tomorrow. My friend and I were talking about the pyramids the other day because we want to go see all the wonders of the world. You should have heard the rant he went on. He goes, there must have been giants.

We're being lied to because how did they make the pyramids? I went, save it. Call in for no dumb thought Friday. Good question. Don't you reckon? Yeah, it is question. He goes, I reckon they were giants and they've been like eradicated from global history. I went, it's the only thing it makes sense.

And what's in them? Don't let you inside. Tomb. It's a tomb. Yeah, but there's a lot of structure to explore. I believe so. I believe so. Yeah.

People go in if Indiana Jones is to be believed. Yeah, don't they go in a national treasure or something as well? Maybe that's what I'm thinking of, not Indiana. I don't know they go in the pyramids. I'm just going to stop talking. No, no. No. But it's confusing for you because you're like young and hip and up with music.

It's Jay Z. Yeah. But in Australia, it's Z. Because when I learned my A, B, Z. Yeah, ABZ is. my ABCs Yeah Did you learn Z?

Now this is the issue You wouldn't have listened to children's music nowadays Because Z-T-U-V W-X-Y and Z Because Z rhymes, right? Yeah But I think an American came up with that melody Yeah

If you listen to children's music now By Australian acts Like the Wiggles, like the Quokers You know what they do now At the end of the alphabet To obviously appeal to the mass market of America They go, W-X, Y, Z or Z. They give you both options.

Because they gave me both options in kindergarten, too. They said if you want to say this way. Did they? Well, that's incorrect. It's Zed in Australia. Well, that's just really thrown me. How do you say, A, B, Z, D, F, G. H.

You say H? Yeah, not age. H is normal. No, but people say H. Yeah. I like with an A. And make me feel unsophisticated when I say H. It shits me.

because H starts with an A and now it's getting confusing whereas H starts with the H What are you looking up Shagai? I was trying to get one of our voice overs to give us how they say it

What, the letter Z Yeah Because like R&B fries And you would do the A to Z of R&B They would definitely So I'm wondering if they do Z or Z They would do Z because it rhymes with B

Right A to Z of R&B A to Z of R&B A to Z of R&B. A to Z of R&B. R&B. You know what I mean? And they'd get an American

voiceover. Here we go. Let's try this. Work, you dumb thing. These R&B hits. Brought you by the letter. Z. It's the A to Z of R&B.

Yeah, American. You wouldn't get an Australian to voice that. That's why they get Americans to voice it. Okay. Anyway, I think this has gone on long enough. Yeah, I think so. Now, before we close it. Oh.

Say it. Do it. I'm silly, Billy Dumbach. Oh, right. I'll kneecap him for you, Bandser, please. All right. It's been a while since I've done this. It's shy guy here.

No ducko today. But I'm here. Good morning. Babs, good morning. Good morning, shy guy. It's weird, but I'm grateful for you stepping up. Thank you. I'm nervous.

I don't know why. I just am. We've done this before. When Florence was first born. was first born, Ducco obviously needed some paternity leave. A full week. He had a full week. Ah, well, actually, I think that was good Friday week.

It was only a cheeky four. It was a short week. And do you know what? When Ducco sadly did text the group chat yesterday saying, I have, I've come down, hey gang, I've come down with persistent genital arousal disorder. I can't come in tomorrow. Well, that means you got to have a day off. It means you had to have a day off.

I was like, chug I know I've done this before. Babs and I have done this before. Yeah. It's going to be a little different, but we're going to have just as much fun. Yeah, it'll be interested to see how late we end up running without Darko. Well, this is the thing. Not that he makes us late. I'm just saying, we'll see how we go.

Well, our boss has been cracking the wit. Yeah. So we've been all right this week, haven't we? We've worked out a little group. Daco and I putting a muzzle on each other and instead of chatting for 12 minutes, chatting for seven. You know, it's rained things in, whereas you and I think the muzzles come off. Yeah, well, from that week where we did it, we were still progressively late.

Exactly. We had no issues, fill in time. We warmed up real fast. We had no issues. Exactly. So let's see what today has in store for us. Is everything all right on your side? You are sitting in Ducko's chair.

He often, and now, I mean, he always, and now you do have six computer screens in front of you. So many computers. Upwards of 40 buttons. There's a lot going on. It's been a long time since I've done this stuff. Do you need to flex your little fingers? How about you fire off a couple of sound effects for me? I'm going to lead you in

And this is just a pop quiz Babe, so pop quiz If I was to say, yeah, geez, ducko He must have come down with a persistent genital arousal disorder Called by Isn't Babbs looking quite gorgeous today? I just think she's done something I'm a huge bitch

Sorry And I actually I didn't have your mind gone before You can say good morning now Oh wow, thank you so much. Now you can talk. I want it on the record. I had nothing to do with that, Babs.

I was trying to set him up just to show us what he could do. I know, I believe you. I saw the guilt enter his face as soon as he did that. I saw it. I was like, I have to play it. It's up there with this. Which you all know what that is. If you know, you know. If you know, you know. A couple more for you, shy guy. Yeah, go on. My dad's going to join the show

a little bit later. Oh, I do have something for this. Hang on. That's right. Hang on. Take your time. Here we go. What? That's actually your dad. That's... I'm very impressed.

That was my dad when I told him I was pregnant. How do you have that? Did you rip that off my Instagram? I did, yeah. I think for that week. Yeah, yeah. And also, your dad's joining us later today. That's...

Like 40 minutes. How about we listen? That's exactly how I just set that up. I said my dad's joining the show today. Sorry. I'm looking at my words here, not your words. It's all right. It's 6.04.

It's fine. It's our first. conversation today, duck-o-less, we'll get there. Yeah, and bad stick called me up and not listening, so I guess I'll have to listen more today. Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. You also called her a huge bitch. No, the system did. I didn't do that, nothing to do that.

No, you did. You pushed the button. Nah, nah, you know who it was? It was at the pub! Okay, he's firing. He's absolutely firing on all cylinders. And if we need it, I've got the niche thing. That won't take too long, risk of us, I'm sure.

Well, I would be surprised if you don't know some of my references. You're a movie buff. Not as big of a buff as you. No one is as big of a buff as me. Cue the huge bitch sound effects again. I could do this. This feels more savage. I couldn't agree more.

Babs, would you agree? Fat trombone is way more savage. Yeah, probably, yeah. I haven't heard that in a while since my dog lost all that weight where Ducko was playing that sound effect a lot. But we do have a Chocco Block show. Nothing changes. Business as you.

usual. Alfa Bucks for $10,000, we will be playing at 6.30 and 8 a.m. Ooh, last time you had to do Ducco's job, which is the rules. You weren't great, even though it's just reading off a paper. Do you need to have a little practice? We won't practice now. I know Babs is on the phone for Alphabugs because obviously she is filtering through the hundreds of calls that come through for that, but maybe Babs comes in and does the rules. Yeah, you know, we should have got to come in.

Braden. To help out. Okay. Now he's just showing off. 630 and 8 a.m. 10,000 dollar alphabarks. More chances at the call of fame. The VIP double past to the Spiegel tent.

Plus overnight accommodation at the five-star Crystal Brook Kingsley. One of my favourite hotels. I couldn't agree more. It is stunning. From the rooftop bar and the lobby bar, there's a lot of places to enjoy a Bevarajino. I haven't even been to the rooftop bar. I know it exists. I drive past it.

You see it lit up at night. Rombergs. It's beautiful. And what I want to encourage, whilst there are opportunities to get involved where we're genuinely going to say 13, 1060, you don't need an invitation. Nah, just can't say hi. Like yesterday where Babs did very bad math on air and we were inundated,

if something like that happens again, you don't have to DM, you can call. Yeah, just call. Don't even hesitate. Call us out on our crap. And if you've never called a radio show before, call this one. We'll be your first. I'd love to be your first. You know why?

We'll ruin you for everyone else. Yeah. Don't go anywhere. Because your experience will be so good. Yeah, that's right. Don't go anywhere. All right. Let's start the show.

get a temperature up on. This is sweet disposition with lost frequencies. I'll figure out how to talk properly and we'll be back. Jess and Ducko. Yesterday, Jess, I was going to take a piece of furniture back that I bought. What was the piece of furniture? Just some bedside tables.

Sure. What was wrong with the bedside tables? Well, the screws didn't fit to attach the, I don't know, the roof of the bedside table to the stand of it. Anyway, there were like two mills too short, and I knew this. To be fair, I don't know how else to describe that. Yeah, roof is a good way. I understand what I understand. So you've had to build these things.

I could say part C didn't fit part F, but no one knows what those parts are. Without the instructors in front of us. So the roof. And the issue was the screws. I didn't think you were particularly handy, but you could work out. It was just flat pack. It was really simple, I thought. But the screw.

I mean, if you can't do it, you must be going, nah, something's a, Right, because I should be able to do this. I didn't know if it was a fault in, like, they put the wrong set of screws in. That was what I drew my conclusion to. Could just be human error. Could have been. But I was like, do I return these or do I go to Bunnings and find the right screw? I went to Bunnings.

Hang on, but that's now, you're spending more money where you shouldn't have to. But these were already cheap bedside tables. So I'm still ahead instead of going to another store to buy bedside tables. And also, if a Bunnings is closer to you, than actually taking the whole thing back, fair enough. I feel like you made a good choice. So I walked into Bunnings. I had the screw, the wrong screw, but I knew I had to get the thickness right. Did you also have part A or part F with you?

No, just the screw. Just the screw. I'll be right. If I can nail the school, I'll be fine. I just needed to know the thickness of the screw because I knew it was about 2 mil out. Because I just knew that. Somehow I knew that. It was 18mm.

You're beautiful minded it? I'm going to call you Russell for now on. I don't get that right. Oh, hang on. Russell's Grove. Sorry, Jess. That's just far too niche. Did you understand the beautiful mind?

Russell the dog from up. Is that Russell? Or is that the fact? Russell's the fact. You know the reference Beautiful Mind. No. You don't know Beautiful Mind. I know the term you Beautiful Mind it.

Yeah, Beautiful Mind is a movie where Russell Corrie pays a genius. Okay. Didn't know that. That's why you got the sting. Anyway, so I'm in Bunnings. You aren't as much of a buff as I are. Definitely not. So I'm in Bunnings.

I'm walking the aisle. I'm in the screw and drill bit aisle, I guess. There are so many screws, man. There are. Is this your first? It's the first time shopping for screws? Yeah, yeah, on the market for them. And, like, I'm telling you, there was about, I don't know, I want to say a thousand of these,

like this, I'm holding up, I don't know, but a packet. A little packet, all with, you know, 10 or so screws isn't. But the wall is lined. Absolutely. I'm like, where do I start here? Now, pardon my ignorance, I've never shopped for screws. How are they labeled by mill? I don't know.

Okay. You're the one there. Well, this is the thing. I was going off by look. And I got. But when you're in on. dated with 10,000 screws, they'd all start looking the same. Well, I walked in to the aisle and I was like, all right, this is going to be a big task

I'm going to be a year all day. It's like a needle in a haystack, almost literally. Absolutely. Well, it's a, it's a drill bit, a nail bit, a nail bit, a screw in a pile of screws. So I walked in, I took about, I'm going to, seven steps. I turned left. All right, it's got to be here. It was there.

What do you mean? This exact size and thickness of the screw I needed was there. I opened the packet. Are you allowed to do that? It's not a packet of grapes. I did that. I came up the other day. Babbs freaked out and ran away from me.

You didn't have to rip anything to open it. I have to rip over the screw packet. So I can hold... It's going to say they're usually just the plastic bag is stapled together. You can't open those. Well, I did. I had to hold it next to my bit to make sure it was the same one. And it was and I nailed it.

So you nailed it. You screwed it. I did. So you're telling me you were able to buy then the open... Yeah, and then I went home and put it together. But the thing is that I went into the aisle. took seven steps. I could took eight, could took six. You purposely took seven.

And there it was, the bit I needed. The seven millimeter screw. 20. 20mm screw. I'm very proud of you. Yeah, and then I put together my phone. Something instinctually, instinctively inside you. Yeah, it was like, stop here and turn left.

I could turn right. There was some on the right side. I didn't do that. I just nailed it and I was really impressed with myself. Stop saying you nailed it. So you screwed it. It feels like it was more appropriate for the item that you bought. Fair, fair. I actually am very impressed.

impressed by you? Thank you. I have no notes. Yeah. Well, no notes needed. Punch out to the ads. Done. Yes, and Ducko.

Ducco is away. He's come down with persistent genital arousal this order. So he's had to take the day. And that's fine. Shagai has stepped into the big boy seat. But yes, it is 622. Well, no, he's permanently. I don't have a sound of her permanently.

No, but the upwards one. Oh, I don't have the up one. Whistle up. It's a slide whistle up. For God's sake. I can't even see the screen. No, but I know what it's called. Oh, okay.

I've been around the block long enough. All right. I'll just hit myself on the head. We'll reset. There we go. Can I finish my sentence? Yeah, go on. 622 means, with 623 now.

Means less than 10 minutes till we play alpha bucks shy. We've got $10,000 to give away. Part of me would hate to give it away without the duck man here because we love to celebrate a big win. However, business as usual. shy guy's going to do the rules he's going to practice He's going to try to do the rules He's going to try to do the rules

See how that goes Stick with us Yeah Jess how do you feel about water at a restaurant I'm not talking to our water I'm talking to our water I'm talking like

Do you ask for like a fancy water So shagga One of the great life skills I've learned In my old age Is when they say Still or Sparkling You go back with

Tap is fine Because I'm pretty sure Can't speak for every restaurant in the world Haven't been to every restaurant in the world I haven't been to every restaurant in the world. But when they say still or sparkling, they're going to bring you a bottle. And that is going to be a charge on the bill.

I rarely have a way to say tap still or sparkling, but that's inferring the tap's the free one. The other two are a paid thing. So I always go in with tap. Very rarely do I want sparkling. I'm paying eight bucks of San Pallagrino. Unless the bottle is sealed, the sparkling, they could have just put that in a soda stream from the tap. So again, Not indicative of every restaurant in the world.

But when we're in the motherland over our professional development three weeks, I asked the Italian waitress, we happened to get a sparkling bottle. We're feeling bougie. And we didn't, we drank half of it. And I said to the waitress, oh, can I take that? You've charged me for it. So I'm going to take that. She said, no, sorry, we refill them.

Oh. So even though it was on my bill, eight euro or something insane, you're absolutely right. They're just pumping it from a tap, a sparkling tap. Frizante. That's not cool. No. So, yes, I'm a big tap water fan. We're so lucky in this country, in this state.

We can drink our tap water. Exactly. A French-style restaurant in Northern England, Jess. French-style, Northern England. Yes. They have a, you've heard of wine menus and, you know, the drinks list and all that. Well, well-versed in that world. This restaurant, which I can't pronounce, is...

Give it a go. Nah. Ducco would give it a go. I mean, he's part French. Also, la poppete. All you need to do is back yourself in and I'll come with you on the journey. La Popote. That's what I'm going with.

Babs, you happy with that? It's the most French sounding restaurant I've ever. They've got a water menu, Jess. A water menu. How many options could there be? They have three different bottles of steel and four different bottles of sparkling as well as complementary tap water. Okay. Is that listed on the menu?

Tap water. I love that they've identified it. Yeah. See, but me being a sucker, now I'm curious, well, what's the difference? What's the most expensive water on the menu? I don't have the price. Oh, I do have the pricing. Thanks, Babs.

Ranges from £8, about $8 to $3. Eight pounds is about 16 Australian. For a large bottle and 30, 19 pounds. So what's that, $30-something, Australia. Close to 40. For a Portuguese sparkling water. And that's called the Palace of VIII. Vidego. See, that is an absolute

rip, but a part of me is now curious. Like a wine list, I know you're not a huge drinker, let alone wine drinker, but I will always flip through a wine list to look for the most expensive bottle at the establishment. Yeah, I do that too. I've been to one $1,100. Firstly, who's ordering that at just their

local restaurant? And I want to know how much they've got in stock. They just got the one bottle. I wonder, and then an alarm goes off. They go, ding, ding, ding. Someone's ordered the $1,100 bottle. What's the most expensive wine that you've bought at a restaurant? The most expensive was for an anniversary meal. And yes, Angus and I were feeling quite decadent, a $300 bottle.

That's fair. If it's for an event, I think that's fair. I've never done that myself. My issue is, though, Shagai, it was exquisite. It might be the best wine I've ever drunk. But was it the best wine I've ever drunk because I knew it was $300. If you had just poured that for me, what would it have tasted like? Do they open it in front of you?

They do. So they don't go to the bar and just fill the glass. You know you're getting the bottle that you, okay. When you're doing bottle, even if it's a fancy place and you're just doing glass, they'll present you the bottle, pour you a little taste and you have to do the wanky thing where you swirl. Angus is quite good at that. He does a great little swish. I'd imagine you would be.

I try to do that and just sloshes out of the cup. That would be me all over my jumper, thanks. Too much of a violent swish. But yes, how much of our brain is playing a trick on us, on our taste buds? Because Aldi always wins. Best wine in the world. $7.00 Rose is the best rosé in the world. But you'll never find that bottle out of fancy restaurant, would you?

No, you wouldn't. Not particularly La Pompatototou or whatever you said with its $40. La Popetet with its $40 bottle of water. It's changed every time. We'll run with it. The owner of this restaurant says the water menu gives diners another dimension because a lot of people are drinking less now. Drinking alcohol. Didn't you over your professional development break stay at a fancy place that had a pillow menu?

Did I make that up? You made that up. But I have said, no, I think ducco. Was it a ducco? Bucks, I can't remember. We did talk about something like that, but I have stayed at a place that had a pillow menu. I've never used the pillow menu. I'll say, okay, you couldn't just run with me there.

Okay, so it wasn't on your professional development break, but you have experienced a pillow. Well, I've seen the list of options. I'm like, I'm not going to call the reception and be like, oh, could I have pillow seven, please? Why wouldn't you? It's a complimentary service. But like the water, how do I know it's not the same pillow? Yeah, that's very true. You know what I mean?

10K Alpha Bucks on hit. Upper Bucks. That's right. Alpha Bucks time. At what point do we do the rules? Straight away. Straight away. All right, 10 questions, 30 seconds.

Jess, we'll give you your letter in a second. We must take your first answer. You cannot use the same as it twice. And if you're unsure, you can pass. Don't say skip. And we'll come back to it if there's time. Well done, brother. Thank you.

I couldn't remember if we said talk a little bit first. Ah, we can rip straight in. The rules are the boring part. And let's be real. Everyone knows the rules, including Daniel. Good morning. Good morning. How are you? Excellent. Thank you. Now, did I speak out of turn? Are you familiar with the Alpha Bucks rules?

Shai Guy hasn't thrown you off there? Nope. I'm very familiar with it. He knows what's up. Great. What do you want to spend $10,000 on? I'm moving house next weekend, so I just want to decorate it maybe. And if I win, I might get a removal list as well, you know, spoil myself. Oh, hello. Well, I mean, when you win, Daniel, when you win.

Oh, when I win. You can chat to Shy Guy off air. Dusted the exact same thing. Would you recommend Fabrizio and his friend? Oh, definitely, for sure. Okay, well, we can get you a recommendation of a removalist. Yeah, we can do that. Daniel, don't want you to freak out when you hear the letter.

It's towards the back end of the alphabet, and they can be tricky. But you're going to work with letter V. Okay. V for victory, which I think I say every time when there's a letter V. How do you feel, Daniel? All right, let's do it. Let's do it. It's all we can ask.

Your time will start after the first question. Starling with the letter V, we need you to name. A celebrity. Victoria Beckham. A non-alcoholic drink. Voswater. A fabric. Vinyl.

A shoe brand. Vasachi. An occupation. Veterinarian. A boy's name. Victor. A TV show. Vice City.

A supernatural creature. Us. video game? No. The musical instrument. Oh my God. You had some... Ooh, I'm a tank.

You were good, Daniel. Was that like seven from seven? Yeah. Oh, my God. I wasn't sure on Vice City is a TV show. That's a TV show. I don't know, to be honest. No, I don't know.

Did you make that? It sounds convincing to me, Danny. Bad to check it. But, yeah, seven, we think. Wow. Thank you. You could... My city is a fictional city in Grand Theft Auto.

Oh, but not a TV show. I don't think it's a TV show, no. Okay. And we did have time of musical instrument. Violin was what we're looking for with that one. And vampire for supernatural creature, which we passed on. Which also is a video game, I guess, spelled a little bit differently, but also Vanquish of Alheim. Daniel, you were elite, my friend.

Congratulations. You can hold your head up high. It's not the 10 grand, but how about we throw your 100 bucks cash, thanks to our mates at O'Brien? I'd love that. Thank you so much. All yours. Okay, you don't need to talk to Shagai. No Fabrizio recommendation.

Nah. But we'll send him back to Babs. Nah, that $100 will help with the move, though. Of course it would. Cash is king. Thanks, Daniel. Thank you, Dan. Thank you.

Have a good one. You as well. Thanks for joining the show. Up next, with one man in my life out sick today in Ducco. How about we get another man in my life to step up? And I'm not talking about you, shy guy. You almost threatened to this man. I threaten this man.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He doesn't love coming on live. But when I said, hey, Dad, Ducko's not on the show. I'm going to need some help from everyone in my life to get through this. He went, all right. So we're calling Rob Farch next because I've got some huge news for my darling father. He doesn't know, but we'll tell him on air altogether live.

Absolutely, let's find out. Tate McCray on now. This is Just Keep Watching from the Formula One movie soundtrack. Bads is yet to see it in case you're wondering. Jess and Ducco Ducco is off sick with what's these conditions Jess or the medical diagnosed Genital Arousal Disorder

I think is what he got diagnosed with Panadol won't fix that It's not gonna fix it unfortunately Just rest Just rest So that is what he's doing today Hopefully he's back tomorrow But for now you've got myself and Jess

And perhaps we're all here We're just having some fun Depends how persistent I guess This case is Yeah it's 643 Well done to you Now Shiger you've stepped up You're on the big stick

You're in Ducco's chair You're doing all the buttons. You're doing a great job. Thank you. But when Ducko did Texas yesterday, finding out that I was going to be, you know, one of the important men in my life down today, I thought, well, maybe another important man can step up

to fill a part of the board. Literally. Do some work for the show. And so I go to arguably, I mean, he's tied for first place, honestly, with my husband. We've got to Rob Farch, my father. Good morning, Dad. Good morning.

How are we all? We're feeling good. Now, Dad, you would have heard Shy Guy just then do Ducko's job. Just a quick bit of feedback. What do you think of Shy Guy pressing the buttons and doing that back announce of Tate McCray? Did that feel good to you as a listener? It certainly did, but I tell you what, he shocked me. I didn't know who he was.

Lucky, lucky you mentioned it's Shy Guy. I thought, who's this feeling? Because he came off saying it's Justin Ducko. But you know Ducko's voice. All right. That's a good note for you. Good note for you. Oh, wow.

What a great voice. Thank you, Rob. My dad's very, very nice, Bazum. I've met here, Matt, he's a good guy. Dad, I know you're busy. I know you are literally on your way to work, so I do appreciate you carving out some time because I've got huge news. And I wanted to share it with you to get your live reaction.

I know you don't like being put on the spot, but this is positive. I'm not trying to catch you out. I promise you. Right. When I saw this information, obviously you were the first person to think of that I thought of and that I hope many people would have thought of

and you study dad into the most powerful names has been conducted now I want to be specific this was done in America but you know we follow them so closely in different things I think it could apply here as well the most powerful name

that a person can be named dad I'm going to give you one guess what this new research has deemed the most powerful name. Oh, come on. No, it can't be. Put it out there. It can't be Robert. It's Robert.

So you, Robert Farchione, no middle name, my dad. Robert Farchione. Me neither, no middle name. No middle? None. There you go. Robert has been declared the most powerful name in the world. world, oh whopping.

And this is how they conducted this research, Dad. They looked at all the Fortune 500 company CEOs. Wow. And the most CEOs were named Robert. So they've deemed, okay, well, there's obviously some hard-hitting, very smart, very powerful, very wealthy people who have climbed the corporate ladder. And the most of them are named Robert. How does that make you feel?

Incredible. Wow. Look, Lisa, are you listening to this? I'm sure she's got a lovely smile in the kitchen. Absolutely. We have a running joke about the name in most films and shows and whatever. It's only fleetingly mentioned, but they're in everyone. So, wow, you got me on today to tell me about that.

That's great news. You got a powerful name because they were doing more research into, does your name predict your destiny? That was sort of the root of this. So they were looking at, obviously, yes, people named Robert going on to have great success, great wealth, great power. And they're going, well, if you're going to name your kid Robert, it stands to reason, this is the trajectory. It's a good omen. So I think you are living up to this name.

And if anyone's maybe considering a baby boy name, they've got a boy coming into their family or they don't love what they've named their child and they're looking to change it. Can you do that? You can absolutely do. She's got a bit of paperwork to do. Robert could be an option. This might resonate to a lot of people that might make a huge comeback. You just never know. But people, you know, they might go, Robbie, Rob, Bob.

Bob, there's so many iterations. Bert. Robert. Robert. Roberto. I got Babs to do some research dad because the name Robert has been trending downwards. It peaked at level 95 in Australia, 2007. But it's fallen well outside the top rankings in.

recent decades, this could be the resurgence of the name Robert. So, I wanted you to be the first one to hear it. To all the Roberts out there, you keep on powering through, because you're the most powerful name. Wow, that is amazing. Thank you so much for letting me know. You're really welcome. James, John, Christopher, William,

David, Mark, Timothy, Brian, Andrew Thomas and Scott followed in that order. No, who cares about that. Robert's the MVP. That's all we care for. Jess and Ducco. Shy Guy and Jess here filling in for Ducco, who is off sick with what, Jess? Persistent genital arousal disorder.

And now that it's 6.57, I think that's the last time I could probably say that. Oh, yeah, last time we'll do this. Very good. Very good. You're welcome. And we're very lucky. A lot of people in our lives stepping up to help us today. Not that I think we need it, but it's nice to see everyone lift. We just had Rob Farch on the air.

My mum text saying that was a great segment. Listening in the kitchen. Thank you for that. That wasn't a stereotype. Rob said she was in the kitchen. Just want to say that. Anyway, Babs is here Hey, it's Babs And this is my blog

Commence Operation Superstar Brats. A little ethnic woman must be in the kitchen. That's not what I was doing. It's not even been an hour. Your dad said that's where she was. But what I was leaning into there is everyone's stepping up And whilst we have had a blog this week, we are usually only gifted one a week from Sweet Babs.

She went, guys, I'll throw your bone. I'll do another one for you. Good morning, Babs. Oh, my bad. She's not even on. What number you're on? There you go. That's usually your mic.

There you go. Thank you so much. Good morning. Good morning. Thank you for this. What's come across your feed that you'd like to bring the rice cookers and us across? Well, there's a TikTok going viral at the moment of a fake Justin Bieber who managed to get on stage in Las Vegas the other day and perform, sorry. Oh my God, I saw this.

So this wasn't Bieber. This was not Bieber. The clip is amazing. So it's a club, did you say? Yeah, so it's a club which a DJ had maybe like a residency or he was playing. And apparently this guy approached him and said, hey, I'm Justin Bieber. Can I jump on stage and play Sorry? And he fully just thought, this is Justin Bieber, yes.

Was this before or after the fake Justin had removed his shirt? Because the video I saw was just jeans, the waistband of the undies poking through, which I think is the most ugly, just awful look. Well, that's a typical Justin Bieber look. It is very typical. Yeah, that's what he wears. Shaved, kind of cropped close hair, the sunnies, but the tats were all right. Yeah.

He very much looked at the part. And he was commanding that crowd. Apparently, he also racked up a 10 grand bar tab. Oh, fantastic. So he's managed to, you know, do that as well. But it wasn't until halfway through the song that this DJ that had been booted off stage went, oh my God, that's not, that's not Justin Bieber. So the one who led him on sort of went, the stage is yours, Justin, I bow down to you.

Yes. Something's Jerry going, hang on. on a minute. That's not him. And he's just... Do you know what gave it away? Because genuinely, I think it looked pretty convincing. And the crowd was buying it. It just says that they later noticed some signs or wasn't as it seems. They didn't actually

say exactly. The sweat had started to melt his tattoos off. Yeah, they were kind of like, oh, you're not Justin Bieber. Oh, I love it. The idea of the DJ's gone to film or put it on Instagram, but Justin's latest post popped up in his feed. He goes, wait a minute, the guy's touring in like Azerbaijan.

He can't be in Vegas. I'm just saying, how can you think this was Justin when he hardly performs to begin with? So that's true. He's in his recluse era. Yes, he is. But apparently this guy, it's a 29-year-old Frenchman, he does this quite a bit. Oh, this isn't his first time. Yeah, apparently even Haley Bieber has commented on one of his Instagram posts before and been like, oh, this is, this

is weird. Like, you look like my husband. So the $10,000 bar tab, I assume the Frenchman just skipped out on it. Did he leave that? It doesn't say. It just says he's managed, it's rumored that he was. racked up the bar tab. So whether or not he actually paid for that, no idea.

There's no way he did. This is his whole shit. Yeah, I don't think so. But apparently he's now deleted his Instagram and kind of gone into ghost mode. Oh, because maybe now he's going to be. The believers would have gone after him. Yeah, well, I mean, some people are like, this is actually iconic. People are calling Buston Jeeba.

And so that he looked like a whole vibe. How clever. Yeah. Bustin Jeeba, I don't hate. That sounds like a superstar of me. Oh, I love it. Jess and Ducco. Our boss is texted.

Oh, oh, it's taken him long enough. I know. Has he not heard the first hour? We were an elite. Oh, no, did he hear a stumble? No, he just said lift up 10%. So, thanks. Do you mean volume or energy?

You know what? He meant volume. He definitely meant volume. To be fair to you, shy guy, it's hard to match me with volume, with energy, with pace. That's why Daco and I are a match made in heaven. The same percentage. We are the same percentage. We are cut from the same quoth.

And I'm traditionally very low. So to be fair to you, and Boss Jace knows this, so maybe the discrepancy is a bit too wide. To be fair, he hasn't text me telling me to bring it back. I couldn't meet you in the middle. If you did 10% less, then we'd be met. No, why don't you lift five or pull back five? Okay. What's Bab's going to do?

I think Babs maintains. Okay. You maintain pull. I haven't received any feedback yet. No. All right. We know you're perfect. And gorgeous.

Oh, you just said it, not me. Okay. All right. So why don't you take that feedback on and go? Sapphire, Ed Sheeran. Sapphire, Ed Sheeran. Quarter past seven right here on hit with Jess and Ducko. Ducko not in today.

But we're going to ask, what did you spill right now on 131060? Boss, we await your feedback. We've got a great call of fame this week, Shire, guys. It's a VIP double pass to the Spiegel tent. Unbelievable show they're putting on in the next couple of months. plus overnight accommodation at our favourite, the five-star Crystal Brook Kingsley. It's got to get involved in the show and answer that question.

What'd you spill? What'd you spill? I'm going to go rogue. Or you can answer, what didn't you realize was very slippery. Okay. You'll see why in a moment. Can you take us to America,

specifically Pennsylvania, shy guy? Yep. I'll wait. I'm going to need more time. Do I have America music? I'll surely have American music somewhere. Darko would. Yeah, but he also knows this system that I don't know.

Maybe I'll take it to America in the next break. Okay, we're in America. We're specifically on the highway. Where, shy guy, unbelievable scenes have unfurled. It absolutely took over my social feeds yesterday. Commuters filming the carnage that they witnessed on their local highway. Shrewsbury. That's the suburb, I think. It's the worst W-U-R-S-T.

That's great. There's a lot of puns in this story. The worst commute that motorist in Shrewsbury have had to contend with for years when a mechanical problem saw a truck, a big cargo truck. I nearly called you Ducco. Shy guy, scraped along a concrete divider ripping the trailer open. spilling sausages everywhere.

Look at all the weeners. Do you want a pack of hot dogs, guys? Come to South 83. Got a bunch of them just for free. Damn. Damn. How would they clean it all up? With bruising?

We're just destroying all this pork products. Oh my God, they're everywhere. Oh my God. That is insane. Lots of wieners on the road. Lots of wieners. I don't know how big this delivery truck was.

There was a big semi. I saw the photo. Massive semi. The trailer door's been ripped open and it spilled all the raw hot dogs, those just god-awful pink long boys all over the highway. It looks like it goes on for a kilometers. That must have just been carrying hot dogs because I can't see any other product spilling out of the boxes that have been overturned.

As we heard, that was some vision and audio captured by some past. by the passenger filming, so many videos capturing the carnage, that is. And unfortunately, none of the hot dogs could be saved because obviously as soon as they are outside of the refrigerated truck, that's been spoiled now. Five second rule is over. Five second rule is over. Oh, in my house, it's about a 25 second rule. But in, when you've got thousands of hot dogs on the road.

You can't claim those up fast enough, let alone all the cars speeding over them and crushing them. Think about that. Hence the question, what did you spill? Now, that is tons and tons of hot dogs. But why I wanted to ask that supplementary question, what didn't you realize was very slippery? Because the fire chief, obviously, has had to respond because any major incident on a highway, all the emergency services are going to get called in. He's spoken to local media.

He said, look, once the hot dogs left the truck and hit the road, it's all garbage. You know, it was a warm day. They've spoiled pretty quickly. But in terms of the cleanup, Brad Dorberman, this guy's name, he goes, I can tell you personally, Let me try and do an American accent. Okay, yeah, go for it. I can tell you personally, hot dogs are very slippery. I did not know that.

It's a very southern of you. I couldn't find, I think he said to a newspaper, I couldn't find the vision of that. Neither could I. That's what I'm saying. It must have been a written publication. So I think you nailed that. Thank you so much.

So you can see there's blokes with big shovels, there's blokes with brooms. Someone's even brought that front end loader, like the big digger device to scoop up a lot. What'd you spill? Is it as bad? Is it as bad as tons and tons of hot dogs? Or what didn't you know was very slippery?

Like Fire Chief Brad Dorberman, not knowing hot dogs, it sounds like he was there just picking up one at a time. And they kept slipping out of his hands like a bar of soap. If you're on an hourly rate, I get it. I don't know how they do it in Pennsylvania. What'd you spill? 13, 1060, what did you spill? Talk to bads.

Or what didn't you realize was very slippery? We'll take any. And those VIP ringside tickets at the Spiegelten up for grabs with I call the fame prize. We'll get you on next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Got Jess and shy guy and Babs holding down the fort asking the hard-hitting questions.

Yeah, what did you spill? Or, what didn't you realize was very slippery? There was a highway in America. There is. You've earned your paycheck today. Have I ever? Now, there was a highway in America. Thank you, Babs.

The team effort here. Yeah. Highway in America, specifically in Pennsylvania, that was littered, shy. It was carnage. Something out of a horror film. When a semi-trailer had a mechanical fault, ripping the door open, spilling the contents of the truck. And it was a cargo truck carrying one thing. Okay, so there's just hot dogs all over 83.

Ew, ew, you're driving up. Boxes of hot dogs. Now, that was no one from the emergency services. Clearly. That was just a commuter who was, unfortunately, squishing all the hot dogs. Like, whilst a lot of them got pushed to the side of the highway in that emergency lane, a lot of them spilling onto the road, just getting squished by the cars. Just wasted.

The Shrewsbury, God, that's hard to say, fire company chief, Brad Doberman, Obviously one of the first on the scenes, emergency crews leading the cleaner. He said once the hot dogs left the truck and hit the road, unfortunately, it's all trash. We can't save those. It was a warm day. The 10 second rule does not apply. Five. You do 10.

The world does five. He goes on to say, I can tell you personally, hot dogs are very slippery. I did not know that. Sounds like he was picking them up one at a time, like the bar of soap. Like me every night, shy guy trying to shower the toddler, very wriggly. Oh, yeah. You put a little bit of lotion. What's that called?

Body wash. Oh, my God. It's a death trap. She slips right out of your hands. You've got to be quite agile. She would know it too. Mm-hmm. So we're asking a two-pronged attack here.

What'd you spill? Could it be as bad as spilling dozens and dozens and dozens of boxes of hot dogs? Raw hot dogs. Or what did you not know was very slippery? Bab, Sophie, had to hang up, but she had a great contribution. Yeah, she said that as an apprentice, she spilled a bunch of, of equipment all over the road while she was driving because she hadn't strapped it down properly.

Oh, an apprentice. You don't need any more hazing as an apprentice. That's just asking for it. How do you show yourself at the work site the next day? Deb also hung up, but she said her son spilled cordial over the walls and the carpet severely hung over after his 18th. That's a stain. Cordial, straight.

But also sticky. Yeah. It's one thing for slippery dogs, slippery weeners, but some sticky cordial. Yeah, but a nightmare. On 131060, what did you? you spill, Tan. Morning. Good morning, Tanya.

It's a similar story to the one you're sharing about the hot dog. Oh. And I was traveling along. And I saw what I thought was, you know, just some roadkill or something. But anyway, I kept driving and there were these fluffy things in the road. And as I went further, there was more and more. And I sort of had to swerve and miss these things. Anyway, I slowed down and had a look.

and they were actually headless, feathered chickens. Shut up. What? Headless. Oh, my God. Like they'd fallen off an abattoir truck or something. Yes. And anyway, I eventually caught up to the truck that had burst.

And it was so disgusting. It was gross. It was just chickens popping out of the, like, top. Oh, yeah. Oh, my. Oh my God, so, Tanya, when you caught up to the truck, were they live chickens on the truck, but... No, but at what point did they become headless? You know what I'm saying?

Did they decapitate hitting the grass? No, that's what I'm saying? What was the truck, Tanya? The truck was, I think, was something going to an avatar or going to a pet... Cemetery. Oh, my God, just dotting along the road. And you're going, what, 110 or something, Tanya? They'd be, you'd be speeding along.

Do you try and get up alongside the driver going, your thing's open. Your chickens are falling out. Jess and Ducko. Year of the song. Year of the song, as I said, we thought, maybe it's had its time. Should we cast it onto the dust pile of history?

Sayanara. But the rice cookers went, no. No way. We like it. In fact, they said, get rid of wordioki. So now it alternated with wordioki. So last week we'll get a wordioki, this week we'll do a year of the song. Next week you'll get wordioki again.

So if you hate this, wow, you get a break, you know, once a fortnight. And if you love it, well, absence makes the heart grow fonder. Babs is into play, seeing as Ducko is away today, the theme, Ducco, shy guy who shared, highest earning DJs. Per show, this is. Wow, okay. So if you want to book them, so if you've got a party coming up, you've booked the room at backers. You've got a wedding, yep. This is what it's going to cost you to get.

To get Steve Ayoki there. Artists. Well, we may or may not have Steve Ayogi. I love Steve. Anyway, let's get into it. First, DJ earning $350K per show is Alesso. This is a tumor Katie Perry called When I'm Gone. Big fan of Alesso. What year do you think this song came out in? I'm about to say, Shy Guy, this is making me nervous Babs.

I haven't even picked up her pen to write on the whiteboards we use. I haven't heard this song before, I don't think. I don't think it's his biggest, but we know Shy Guy loves a bit of Katie Perry. So he's just trying to crowbarcading here. So I'm going to take a stab. All right. It's going to be interesting, shy guy, because sweet Babs over here, born in 2001.

So some of these might be well before her time, or at least in infancy. Babs is in. 2020. Oh, okay, you reckon it's that new. I'm going a bit earlier. Okay, 2017 for Jess. The correct answer is 2022.

Oh. Oh. You had the right mindset. It is closest without going over, though. A little bit too far off. Song 2. Let's go to the chain smoke. Oh, God.

You want them for your party? 450K per show. The chain smokers think they can charge more than a lesso. Wow. 100K more. Yeah, yeah. This is closer with... I remember when this came out because I was at school camp.

What year was that? I think I was in year. Year 9 school camp. Where'd you go? Was it like a survival camp? It was Paz, which is past for some people. But it was, yeah, just like have fun, go on all the equipment and stuff. Yep, yeah.

That's a really good school camp. God. Keynesbogers have been around for a long time. I remember, let me take a selfie. Their first banger. I'm going to say, I'm going to say 2016. I'm going to say 2015. 2017.

Babs gets the point. Babs on the board. Well done, Babs. Thank you. Next song. Calvin Harris. How much do you think he charges? Well, it's going to be way more than the chains meerkers, I reckon.

What, 800 grand a show? A million. Summer? Jesus. Is he the one singing on this? This is one of the ones where he sings. Yeah, amazing. I did not know he was also a vocalist.

A lot of his early work, it's all him. This is old, Bats. Yeah, no, I was trying to think of it came out before I'm going to say. Oh, that's all right. I'll pivot. I feel like you finished your three before I did. You locked in 2013. I'm going to say 2010.

2010 for Jess, 2013 for Babs. The correct answer is 2014. She's done it again. Babs has done it again. So far in the lead. So Babs, if you get this next one, it's all over. You won.

The clean sweep would have been Babs. I also, with only one question to go, Shagga, I forgot to say, if you'd like to play along, 04-8-8-106. We've been that a bit on the story. All right, now next DJ. Is Scrillex? How much you reckon Screelex pays per show?

Only like 600K? No, but I reckon he's going upwards, so it's going to be more than a million. It's not more than a million. It's 750K. Okay, I thought we'd end with the highest earnings. Nah, I don't go in order. This is Bangarang. Oh, I was young when this came out.

This is my genre. I remember making video stars to this song. What's a video star? Is that like TikTok before TikTok? It was this app that I used to have when I was literally. And we used to, like, make videos, and it had cool filters, and he used to do, like, all this weird stop motion and stuff. No, it was video style when I was little. Would you still have that?

No. I wish I did, because it's so embarrassing. Going to need to see a recreation, maybe. She definitely does. Simone, track that down. Mama Babs. Oh, gosh. This is old.

Yeah, what you do think that song came out? Screwlex. Bangorang. 2009 for Jess, 2008 for Babs. The correct answer is 2011. Oh. Okay. Babs still in the lead.

Jess, you could. I don't even think I can win, but do one more. I'll do one more. Let's do marshmallow. How much do you reckon marshmallow earns better show? Old helmet head. Yeah. marshmallow. Is he the highest earning we've had in this game?

No, Calvin Harris. Okay, Calvin Harris. He's got to be more than Scrillx. What, $900,000 a show? We played this a lot. We played this here. I think so, yeah. I've been here eight years. Goodness gracious. Babs is in.

2018, 2020 for Jess, the correct answer. 2017. Oh, she's just gone over. We might be able to see if you can get this one. Okay. Z. What do we think, Z? I mean, he's relatively new-ish on the scene, isn't he?

What, is he, a 500, a show? Yeah, this is 550, 550. So I'm good at the, how much they charge. Should have done how much they own per show. That was the game. This is with Alyssa Cara. Stay. All right, this one's worth three points.

What? No, what year do I can this say now? It's making interest of those. We've played this a lot, too, on here. Jess is in. 2018 again for Babs, 2016 for Jess. The correct answer is 2017, so Jess has the point and because it's the three-point that she's got that win. No, she's Bradfrey-Dade!

No! No! Turn it up! Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Box on hit. That's right, 10 questions, 30 seconds. Jess will give you a letter in a second. This is Alphabet.

because I'm doing it all in reverse because I'm nervous. I don't know why. But you can just read the paper. I know, but I... Why are you trying to wing it? I'm trying to be cool. And it's not working very well. No, I need to be back to my lame self.

Anyway, 30 questions. 30 questions. Jesus. That's another video. You said before, we've got so many videos because of all of my stumbles today. That's another one. Our Instagram is going to look like, you know when you can't be bothered to look at them all? Because there's so many.

It's like when your girlfriend goes her to feed you, Europe and they become so dots. No, no, I've done so many videos at the show so far because we've had such a laugh. We haven't such a great time and you can tell because it's 8-10. Not at your expense necessarily, but... Ah, can be. From the top, shy guy, I go. I can't do the questions and the rules. No, no, you're already doing my life.

30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter, which Jess will give you. If you get all 10,000 correct, you will score $10,000. We must take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. Testify. Unsure of a question, you can pass and we'll come back to it if there's time. Sing it again. Shagai.

Christy, good morning. Good morning. Christy, did you get all that? Yes, I did. Good, I'm not doing it again. You know how to play. Christy, thank you for joining the show. We are ducco-less, but that's okay.

We're all stepping up. And we would love today to be the day we give you $10,000. Are you ready to take it office? I'm ready. Yes. What do you want to spend the money on? Uh, we want to buy a caravan and travel Australia. Nice.

Fantastic. All right. Well, maybe your first destination, Christy, will be Ipswich, because that starts with the letter I. It's the first place in Australia I thought of. That starts with an eye. And that's what you're going to work with, okay? Okay.

All righty. I know people get nervous around the vowels, but I, I reckon that's pretty solid. You're ready to rock? I'm ready. Okay. Your time will start after the first. question. Starting with the letter I, Christy, we need you

to name. A five-letter word. Um, path. A superhero. A band. Inthink. A country. India. A medication. Um, A sport.

Ice hockey. A food. Ice. An ocean. India. A movie Um, pass An American state Um, pass

Five letter Oh god What'd she get there, shy guy Let's do some learnings I got four Yeah, I got four too Yeah Look, you pass on, let's just go from

Top Down Superhero Sorry, five little word Ideal Index issue Superhero, Iron Man, Incredible Hulk Couldn't pay banned, unfortunately. N-Sink is with an N. Medication, ibuprofen, insulin.

You did get ice for a food, I'll award that. You pay an ice. It is water, but I'll pay it. Sure. An ocean, India, not India. Yeah, and American state, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa. A valiant, Evick, Christy, and you don't go away empty-handed. Look, it's not 10 grand, but how about 100 bucks cash, all thanks to our mates at O'Brien.

Wonderful. Put that towards the caravan fund. You'll get on your way very soon, I'm sure. You're very welcome. Thank you for getting involved. And if you're on the road, Christian, you need some help. O'Brien are the people to call to fix all of your glass. Needs, windscreen, chip or crap.

Trust your local O'Brien experts. Now do the, oh, oh, oh, oh, O'Brien. Dibryan.com, got to you? Very good. Hey, can you award that one? I love it. I love your commitment. Thank you.

Your boss, your boss is also my boss. Yeah. You don't have a separate bot. Bab is kind of your boss. No, boss, Jase, gave you some feedback about an hour ago. You needed to lift. 10%. I reckon you've lifted.

Thanks. You would never have done the jingle an hour and a half ago. No. And here you are doing the O'Brien jingle. Yeah, well, you know, credits to deliver. Absolutely. You love people that spend with the show. Up next, shy guy, more chances to get involved in the show to win the call of fame.

We're going to be asking, what do you regret teaching your kid? Reflecting on our parenting journey and maybe going, what did I teach on that? Yeah. Before we do that, though, Huntrix from the new Demon Hunters movie on Netflix, on hit. That was a girl. Jess and Ducko. From the new movie, K-pop, Demon Hunters. That is Golden with Huntrix, E.J., Audrey Nuna, and Riemi?

God, you were so close. I was so close. That was... Anyway, it's a new kid's movie on Netflix. If you want to watch it, don't watch Emper's new group instead. It's way better. Pull the lever. Crank. I'm not even going to argue with that.

To be fair, I've not seen K-pop Demon Hunters, even though everyone's talking about it. I watched it last night. It's actually not terrible. But Emperor's New Groove, that's got to be top three. Obviously. Obviously. However, no song from Empress New Groove has made it into our playlist. No.

Only one from K-pop Demon Hunters. No, not on our playlist. But if you want to be on our show, 13106, you could win some VIP tickets to the Spiel, 10, some VIP ringside tickets and a night at the Christopher Kingsley. With breakfast. Just for getting involved. With breakfast. With breakfast.

I'm going to ask right now, shy guy, 13, 1060, what do you regret teaching your kid? Now, as parents, it's our job to guide our young ones and instilling them the life skills to make them decent, good and successful human beings. And I don't just mean financially, I just mean well-rounded, okay? Yeah. Can't or be on daycare educators or teachers. It's got to come from us. Yeah. You might have accidentally told them something.

Well, this is the thing. Sometimes I think we look at what we've taught our kid and you go, what, I do that? Whoops. That's come back to bite me in the bum. Okay, what's happened? Some friends of mine. Now, my daughter is just shy of two. I'm struggling to teach her anything.

She is a Scorpio and she's stubborn as all hell. This story comes from some dear friends of ours. Their little boy is a little bit older. But the issue with my friends is that they are both very, very germophobic. Dad, more so than mum, but they're both in that realm. Everything has to be just so. This is the bloke I've told you about. He's a tradesman.

He's a carpenter. He has outside clothes and inside clothes. I respect that. He gets changed. You're in this territory, aren't you? He gets changed before he sets his bum down in the car to drive home because those outside clothes are contaminated. One of the biggest fights he and his partner have ever had is early days they were dating,

went to the movies, went back to his house. She sat on his bed in the clothes that she'd just been. wearing at the movies. He was like, the contaminated pants and you've just sat on my bed. Okay, I'm not that bad. Yeah, he's next level. Hey man, they've been together 15 years. They work in each other out.

But when you add a kid into this mix, kids are filthy. Kids are dirty and it's hard to teach them stuff like this. But one of the early lessons they tried to impart on their sweet little son was what's dirty and what's clean. So they were some of his first words, dirty and clean. and clean. The issue is, now everything's dirty, shy guy. You know, mum will make a nice thing for lunch, maybe put some sesame seeds on the lunch.

He sees this foreign object and goes, dirty, dirty refuses to eat his lunch. A brand new pair of pants, but they've got little stars on them. He's never seen stars on pants, so he assumes dirty, dirty, refuses to put the pants on. Now they're looking at him going, regret teaching you this freaking word dirty, because you think everything is dirty and it's impossible to get anything done. No meal is consumed, no clothes are worn. It's impossible to get out of the house because dirty, dirty.

And then it's harsh when he starts pointing at you going dirty. Dirty, just all of you. Just all of you is dirty. Just to you specifically? Oh, I'm a grubby, oh, mate. It doesn't mind that word yet. What do you regret teaching your kid? They tried to instill a good life lesson, washing hands, keeping your clothes clean.

But it's absolutely bitten of. in the bum. Yeah, 13, 1060. What do you regret teaching your kid? It could be something that they learn, I don't know, they could be a teenager now and they're still doing it.

Absolutely. I like this one from Claudia. It's just two words on our Instagram, shy guy. Wet willies. I love the idea. She's trying to teach. Maybe she's done it to her kid once,

being like, ha ha ha, what a power move. Unfortunately, now she's coping her kid doing wet willies to her every, all day, every day. That's just a punish. That's just a punish. 13, 10, 60.

What do you regret teaching your kid? We'll read some more out and we'll get you on it. Jess and Ducco Jess and Ducco I want to ask this morning, Shaigo, what do you regret teaching your kid? Maybe you had innocent motivations, or maybe you just wanted to get them across something

you thought would help in the future. Like Ange, I like this one, she got in touch on the Jess and Ducco Instagram. She said, I introduced my kid to an absolute banger of a song. I'm assuming maybe it's Ang's favorite song. She wanted to share it with her kid. I think the kid's gone on and is maybe singing the lyrics at school, maybe at daycare.

It's this one by Kendrick. A good one. If you recall Kendrick's Super Bowl performance, some of the lyrics, probably a little bit questionable. For a kid. I mean, great songs. It's a great song, absolutely, but she regrets teaching her kid that. Dana got in touch.

I regret teaching my four-year-old daughter how to flip the bird. So many innocent recipients, shocked faces, and a lot of phone calls from daycare. Oh, not the daycare phone call. Can you imagine it's like, we need to have a chat about Savannah. She keeps flipping the bird to all the other little kids. Have you had a call from daycare with Lucia?

She flips anyone off? Only illness, which is also not great, but no biting or bad words. She hasn't flipped anyone off yet. Oh, Shalago, actually, yeah, my husband and I have trying to be more conscientious about our language, but did ever slip up the other day when I was complaining about small dogs.

Small dogs always bark at my big dog And we walked away from this particularly crappy little poodle And I said to my daughter, that's why mummy hates S-H-I-T-T-Rite little dogs And she said it back to me. She didn't say the little dogs part, she just picked up on the swear part. I regret teaching my kid that.

On 131060, Ellie, what do you regret teaching your kid? Hi, how are you? Great, Ellie, we're having a lot of fun. But what do you regret teaching your kid? So, you know, when you go to a salsa of cashier and you've got to pull your change and your money into the machine, my young child, who's now 10, decided that he wanted to start putting his fingers all through the holes. So I politely told him that we don't put our fingers, so we don't put our dick. And he is now telling everybody else. I was not expecting that.

That's not where I thought this would go. But I also, Ellie, what a powerful lesson. I mean, sorry, how old was your kid at the time? He was probably seven years old. He's now 10. Yeah, so at 7, you really need to be clear, right? You can't mince your words or maybe be too vague, because they're just not going to understand.

So Ellie went for the jugular. Yeah, she just went full force for it. But now her son's teaching everyone that lesson. McKenzie on 13, 1060. What did you teach your kid, McKenzie? Hi, so it was actually me, but it was my mum. Oh, yeah? So, yeah, so it was obviously one of the bank.

is when I was like really young, a kid. And you know the song, let's talk about sex. Baby, let's talk about you and me. Yes, absolutely. So we'd be out in public and I would sing it. And obviously I would get all the stairs. And the more mum told me to be quiet, the latter I got. Well, absolutely.

I mean, when they say go low, you go high. Let's talk about sex. I mean, that's a great education. She's gone to the back catalogue. What's that, 80s? Possibly even 70s. Early 90s, maybe. I'm not sure.

We've done near her the song already. I don't know that again. Emily on 131060, what do you regret teaching your kid? Or did you taught something as a kid yourself? Hello, Emily. Hello, how you going? Excellent, thanks, babe. What do you regret teaching your kid?

So, we've had this game that we play at home where the unexpected victims just standing around and you slap them on the bump. And it's called Bom Slat Ninja. We have little ninja names and everything. And you slap them on the bum and you run away. Bum Slap Ninja. You just got Bum Slap Ninja. Bum Slap Ninja.

And then I get a phone call when my son was in here too saying, excuse me, but your son has been running around, chasing the girls and slapping them on the bump. Of course I'm mortified. And then I'm like, oh, hang on a second. This is my fault. Oh, he's playing Bum Slap Ninja at school. I know where we get that from. He's taken out of the living room.

My name's White Shadow and I'm the king of Bum Slap Ninja. Jess and Ducco. I don't want to make you nervous, Shriver. Why? Ducko's listening. That doesn't make me nervous. Oh, it doesn't? Nah.

Okay. He did say sounding good team, but I thought, knowing that the duck man was hearing you, you know, fondle his microphone, defile his chair, rub your grubby fingers all over his buttons. Yeah, well. But he's been very complimentary, but he is, no, he is unwell, and we hope he's back on mend tomorrow. Just quickly, we were talking about what do you regret? teaching your kid after I had some friends regret teaching their young son. Dirty?

They are germophobes themselves. They thought it would be good to teach their son, you know. After we play in the mud or the sandpit, we wash our hands because our hands are dirty. But now everything is dirty and he refuses to eat, refuses to put pants on, etc. Nicola got in touch. She just DM'd us. My mum introduced my kids to the frickin' recorder. Big mistake.

That's not what do you regret teaching your kid. How did grandma stuff up? Yeah. That's tomorrow's phone topic. Yeah. What don't you buy your kid? What don't you buy your kid? But more opportunities.

I was going to say to get involved in the show, Babsie's playing a new game next. Yeah, well, every day this week, we've all bought a new game, except for me, but... You're tomorrow. Am I? Well, every day this week. Well, but I've bought every other game that we play. Not every, but most of them. They're not new.

They're just old. Don't try get out of it. Yeah, I reckon it's your turn. I did Bull and Bible. Ducco did who you're going to get when you Google it. up next. Well, what I was going to say is, can rice cookers contribute to this game, Babs?

Or is this a beta test, just internal? No, I think they can. They can definitely text in. 04-8-8-18-1069. What's it called? Give us the headline, elevator pitch. It's called meme this. So I'm going to take famous internet like videos and memes,

and you guys have to finish them for me. Oh, finish the meme. Finish the meme. Mem this. All right, we'll play it after Sabrina Carpenter. Babs' favorite artist. the whole wide world. With wonderful hair.

With great hair. Very jealous she is. Jess and Ducko. Are you familiar with memes? It's a meme. That's my favorite meme. Mem this. Not bad.

Not bad. That might be my favorite opener from this new debut game segment we've done a week. Sorry, Babs. You've got to turn her on, bro. I'm not used to doing that. No, what? Uh, meme this. Yes.

What was the premise again? So basically I've taken some audio from popular videos that were trending maybe five years or so ago. And you guys need to finish the line, as in finish the audio for me. Okay. Yes. So I got a good giggle out of this yesterday. I spent like 45 minutes watching Old Vine videos and laughing at my desk. I was editing the podcast yesterday at my desk and Bab sits next to me and she was giggling away.

And I'm like, you know, watch him viewers, man. What's going on here? And then boss Jay said, what are you doing? And I told him and then he was like, oh, that's funny. and then he sat and watched, like, videos at his desk. He got the giggles as well. He got the giggles, yeah. In the garden bed of ideas, when you're planting your new little seed,

you love to water them with giggles. Okay, I'm on board. All right. Also, Vos Jase hates everything, so that's a hell of a kudos. He was on one yesterday. He was, that's my favourite version of him, actually. He's just coming with a shaved head, so I thought maybe did we have a... He's really thrown, everyone.

And he had banana bread yesterday. Crazy. He's a wild man. He was airing always doing laundry. So I'm going to play the first bit You've cut it off at a certain point, Babs And we'll figure it out And then we've got the answer as well

And you look at me in the eye shy guy You didn't hear her doing this You're not going to cheat And just clean sweep this Because you actually already know But that's only because Okay, I'll just, yeah Just play

Meme one? Yeah, this one's pretty easy Meem one Chicken Perfect Yeah, that's how the game works So then Look at all those chickens

And they're darks aren't they? Yeah, I think so. That's a gorgeous little video. Yes. All right, point to Jess. I don't know that one. Oh, okay.

I should be good at this. I get into a doom squirrel, something shocking. Yeah, I was going to say, you're pretty chronically online, aren't you? All right, let's go. Meme 2. Roadwork ahead. Yeah. Nothing.

I don't know, this trending audio. Can play it again. Yeah. I play it again. Roadwork ahead. Yeah. Yeah, right. Brother, I got no.

idea. Nothing? Nah. All right. Play the... Road work ahead. Yeah. I sure hope it does.

Okay. He's doing it. I've not seen that one. This is the danger of this game, isn't it? Yeah, we're beta testing, so we're open to feed. We've already had someone say, offer a different title of your game. Oh, that's fun. But this is the issue with this, isn't it?

If we both don't know it, it's going to feel real flash. Basically, that video was trending maybe like four, five years. years ago. I used to love it. It's a guy that sees a sign and it says road work ahead and obviously he's like, oh, well, I sure hope. Great dad joke. I think all the dads out there would be loving that. If you do know it and want to finish it, 04-8-8-1069 and we'll give you the point for no reason. Yep. Yep. Beautiful. All right, meme three. Stop! I know this one. Was that like a scare can? Yeah. Yeah. It's, um, I almost drop my croissant

Oh Hurricane Katrina Oh no You played the wrong Reveal No, that's labeled Meme 3 reveal Anyway,

I got that right Oh no Labelling is going to be As the labeling gone wrong Hang on Hang on Stop

I could have dropped my croissant So what was that labeled Did you press the wrong one? You did, didn't you? No, that's labelled four. Oh, okay. Well, maybe they're reversed. So I'll play three for the fourth one.

Yeah, thank you. Do you remember? I don't know. I didn't actually catch it. Okay, great. All right. Here's the beginning of Mean Four. Oh.

Hurricane Katrina. More like... I don't know. More like hurricane ruin. I don't know. You're close. Oh, really? Yeah.

More like hurricane. Something. Yeah. Jackass. So he's dropped something in a pantry. What's I got to the Hurricane Katrina? Whoa. Hurricane Katrina.

More like Hurricane Dorotilla. Oh, man, you've got to give me half a point. That was close. That was pretty close. Just for guessing. All right. Nothing upsets me more than when people don't lean into ethnic pronunciation, though. Tortilla.

Yeah. It's tortilla. Is it? Yes. Oh, my God. Eat more Mexican food. And the last one It was great

And apparently Apparently No no I want to do it Can we do it together Is that little fat red kid A little fat red kid On Ellen

We do it Yep All right Apparently I actually don't know But I can picture I'll play it And we'll finish it

Sure Which is the game It was great And apparently Apparently I'm on live television I've never been on live television before

It was great And apparently apparently I've never been on live television before I love that kid. I wish him so well. I saw an article the other day.

He's like a full-grown man now. Yeah, he is now. Like an adult. It wasn't that long ago. Must be. It was, I don't know. Kids, man, they will grow up. They will.

Anyway, good game, Babs. Don't know, um, yeah, I don't know if that'll be back, if I'm honest. Ellie, would you like to hear her feedback on the name? You called it meme this. She thinks it should be called. Is that what you meme?

Oh. That's not bad. That is pretty good. Yeah. Well, well, I tried. Well, done, Babs. Jess and Ducco. I must say you've been exceptional today, though, my friend.

Thank you. No, thank you. I'm just trying to look for this. If you were able to just hit that, I know. I know you were looking for it. I could see your eyes frantically. I like to just let the listeners know.

You've brought us along for the journey. And you've got one last box to tick. Yeah, I do. Get the new McDonald's meal with your choice of big Mac quarter pounder or six chicken McNuggets and the new McDonald's I saw the ad for this. It looks great. Does it?

Yeah, it's like a shake with a bit of topping and some sprinkles. You've got my number. I love sprinkles. Yeah, and you can get a six-character souvenir kit. No, you can't. No, no. There's six-character souvenir kits to collect. Yep.

To feel like a kit again, only at Maccas. Right, that's all your duty's done for the day. Oh, my God, Ducco, please come back to me. Please. Well, he has been texting. Yeah, with some feedback. Well done, team. Well done.

It's obviously not the same, but you've stepped up. As did Babs, we've got a bonus blog. We appreciate you guys. And thank you to all the rice cookers who joined us today. Of course, you're in with a chance to win that Call of Fame. Your last opportunity, because we draw at Fridaym tomorrow, 9 a.m. tomorrow on Friday, the double pass VIP, double pass to the Spiegl's head. Ringside.

Ringside. They get audience participation in ringside, don't they? Mm-hmm. Usually. Usually. Can't guarantee it. No. But you're the first to see it.

Exactly. Overnight accommodation with breakfast at our favourite, Crystal Brook Kingsley. So make sure you do join us tomorrow from 6am. Any chance you get. We're going to do No Dumb Thought Friday, of course. The die will be there. Absolutely.

What's the threesome? One of our favourite games. But I brought a new game this week. Stucco brought a new game this week. Today we heard meme this title TBC from Babs. So Shagar, you're the only one who hasn't brought a new game. I have an idea for one. and I ran it by bad.

That was the stupid thing I've ever heard. But I think I'm going to run with it. Well, I mean, this is the place for stupid stuff. Yeah. To pour fuel on stupid stuff and see if it catches fire. I actually think it will go. I think you will love it. You out of the whole team, I think, will like it the most.

Okay. Well, I'm going to back you in shy guy. Hope you have a great day. Have a wonderful Thursday. As we said, we will see you tomorrow from 6. Bye-bye. Ciao. Bye.

Ha's ta bull. Oh, bye. Sainada. Sorry, Babbs. You've got to turn her on, bro. I'm not used to doing that. Jess and Ducko! That was the Jess and Ducko podcast.

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