Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | You know we're here for the fingers

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

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Macca's new Tennessee BBQ range, now touring for a limited time. Jess and Dago! This is the Jess and Dago podcast. Welcome to the podcast. Big day today. Such a big day. I was gonna say as bad as the birthday show, but I don't know where the fuck she is right now. Hahahaha.

When it's your birthday, I think you start taking the piss a bit more. Yeah. And you go, no one's gonna tell me off, are they? Yeah, no, no way. No one's going to call me into a meeting on my own birthday. I can't get fired on my birthday. I once got flicked, like fired from a radio job the day after my birthday. Oh, see that's, how do you feel about that?

Is that kindness that they didn't ruin your birthday? Yeah, yeah, probably. But then you're like, you would have done this yesterday because my birthday fell on the Monday and they did it on the Tuesday. It's that classic thing of, hey, can we have a chat at 4pm? You go, well, you've told me at nine. Well, that's what I'm gonna think about now. Your whole day is then ruined.

Whole day is ruined. You can't think about anything else. Hey, we should talk when you get home. Well, no, I'm coming home now. Because I can't sit on that. Here's the email. Calendar invite gets booked in with the general manager and someone from HR.

In the frosted glass meeting room where no one can see us cry. In fact, you know what it was? The night of my birthday, the calendar invite was sent for the next day at, I think it was like 11 AM or something like that. So I did the breakfast show, came off, did that and went in and found that out. Do you get like, our boss rarely calls, he's a bit of a caller, but are you in a bit of a thing with, if you see Jase calling you, you immediately think it's bad news?

Yeah, I just go back to what have I said today? What did I do? What didn't he like? What would he have liked? You win a bit of a thing with, if you see Jace calling you, you immediately think it's bad news. Yeah. I just go back to what have I said today? What did I do? What didn't he like? What would he have liked? Like go back to that. It's so bad. And because I have now like eliminated a lot of phone calls in my life, anyone who rings,

something's wrong, something's wrong. I've done something wrong. That's so bad. And I'm trying to flip it. I told you about my friend who was recently broken up with, and she texted me to say that, and I started messaging her back and I went. I gotta give her a call. Jess, that is such a shitty friend thing to do.

She's just told you she's been dumped. Well, she said broken up, so I didn't know the full story. You cannot text that. And even though it was like 9 PM at night, I went, grow a pair of friendship balls and call her and she was shocked. She at night, I went, grow a pair of friendship balls and call her. And she was shocked. She was like, hello, are you dying? She genuinely was like, and she, you know, picked up through tears.

But she's now messaged me almost every day saying again, I'm so grateful for your support. Thank you so much. I'm like, fuck, phone calls really do far better. Also Babs has just joined us. Good afternoon. Sorry, I was just in the kitchen. Oh yeah, just chatting to people, yeah? Yeah, they were just joined us. Oh, good afternoon. Sorry, I was just in the kitchen. Oh yeah, just chatting to people.

Yeah. They'll just like ask me what I was doing today. Oh yeah. Has that almond croissant hit your, hit your bowels yet? No, but I was just saying I'm going out for lunch and dinner today. Oh, Guzman for lunch and dinner? No, I told, cause mum's coming in to have lunch with me. I said we can't have-

Coming in from the sticks. Yeah. Cause like, yeah, just venturing in. Yeah. Yeah, right. I said we can't really have Gu in from the sticks. Yeah. I was like, yeah, just venturing in. Yeah, yeah, right. I said we can't really have Guzman for lunch, so we might go get Mexican. Is that because you're having Guzman for dinner?

No, I'm actually having Italian for dinner tonight. Oh, okay. Where are you going? A restaurant? Yeah. And Milios? Oh, the one on- Yes, the new one in the junction. On the corner. I've never been. Yeah, it's really nice. Is it good?

I went for Newcastle Food Month and got the Bosque Ola was very good. Yep. They do a really nice homemade like ravioli. Oh. Ravioli is the worst of the past. I love ravioli. I'm hit or miss with ravioli. Do you know what? I literally, one of my girlfriends,

Maddie, obsessed with ravioli. So you know when you know something, like me with lemons, you see something you associated with the person. Anytime I say ravioli stuff now, I'll send it to you and Maddie. The Vatican. Enjoy that. The Vatican has outlawed. The Vatican has outlawed, you're such a fan of ravioli, you like all ravioli. The Vatican outlawed ravioli around the conclave since like the dawn of time.

Yes I saw that. Did you see that? Ravioli, you don't know what's inside it. So they could be poisoning the Cardinals. So around the conclave they will not serve the popes to be ravioli. That just shows how dodgy that whole thing is. I fucking met, I was thinking about it yesterday. A group of old white men lock themselves in a room and go, we're leaving until someone votes someone. I can't remember who was talking about, I think the longest conclave in history was about a fortnight.

Wow. Unbelievable. And how archaic if the movie conclave is to Berber Lee,, I think the longest conclave in history was about a fortnight. Wow. Unbelievable. And how archaic if the movie conclave is to be believed, which I think is pretty accurate in terms of the process. Not about the ending, unless it is, but no, about how the nuns basically have to serve them. Oh, I was so close. Food and water, so culty.

But yeah, ravioli, banged in the 30s. And circling right back. So enjoy your ravioli tonight, hopefully you're not poisoned from Emilio's, circling right back, do you send voice memos? Because people are really doing that a lot now. They are. One of my girlfriends, Lana, she's a fiend for it and she does it while she's driving. So I get it in terms of Apple CarPlay dictating your message. Voice memo is better, but then I'm getting all the background noise Yeah, yeah, screaming in the back. And then people going like and so then I am

What was I saying? Oh, yes, sorry. So then I did that and then when we did that anyway I hope you're well. And then three minutes long she asks me 15 questions and I go I would like to actually respond to what you've asked I can't remember the 15 things you said. I'm starting to do it more now though. I'm starting to just go fuck it I'm a voice memo guy Babs you do it. Well, I Like will send videos actually to my friends of me talking. Oh. I did not see that coming from you. Yeah, so me and my friends often,

instead of typing, it's just like, oh, stop it. We'll just be like, this situation happened. And it could literally go for 15 minutes and usually I'd listen to my friends' videos. 15 minute videos? Yeah, because there's that one. They just keep coming and I'll just be doing chores and listening like it's like a little podcast. That's an interesting way to communicate. It is. Have you seen a lot of the young ones these days do the Wednesday waffle?

And you get a sign, have you seen this? It was on the Today Show the other day. Unbelievable. Obviously trying to fill a thing. They assign, I don't know why Wednesday was chosen, but say you've got a group of six mates. You're this Wednesday, Ducko, and you make a video, you put it in the group chat and it is just getting the head noise out, waffling about what's going on. And then the following week it's Babs's turn and she waffles back in return. That's pretty good. I don't mind that. That's not bad.

Why don't we just start doing that amongst ourselves? I wouldn't send like a video. But we waffle every day for three hours. We're waffling right now, actually. Enjoy the show. We're waffling right now actually. Enjoy the show. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Yes, good morning right on 6 o'clock.

Welcome to it. Welcome to Tuesday and Jess big day. It is a big day vibes. Even though we are technically one man sorted down. Yeah, yeah. She's worried her neighbour saw her boobies the other night and aren't we glad about it because it's Babs's birthday. sorted down. Yeah, yeah. She's worried her neighbour saw her boobies the other night and aren't we glad about it because it's Babs's birthday! Babsy! And she's already stripping off because she is just feeling herself

hard today. Good morning birthday girl. Good morning. How you feeling? You got your birthday gingham on? I do have my birthday gingham on. I rocked into the lift first Jess, I was waiting for you and I was like, morning Babs, morning, how are you? Good. And I saw she was wearing gingham and it triggered me. I was like, oh, happy birthday. Happy birthday. And I was slow poke. I know you were holding the lift for me. Yeah, yeah. Bloody almond croissants rolling around everywhere. I took a corner too sharp.

So that's, anyway, don't tell her they've rolled onto the floor of my car. They've been dirty. They'll still be good, Babs. Yes, Babs in her birthday gingham. It's funny when we were texting yesterday, I'm like, what can we all dress up as? And Shy Guy came in with a save going, well, we all need to wear gingham.

I don't know about you, friend, but I don't own any gingham. No, I don't own any of it. And gingham, for those that don't know, is a picnic rug. That's right. Shy Guy said, well, should I go down to Big W and get a couple of tablecloths or tea towels or picnic rugs? I went, surely you can find it on a piece of clothing we can all wear. So lucky we've got... What has he got? Oh, we've got gingham flannos.

We've got gingham flannos. I actually do have a flannos just like this but it's pink so I guess I do have gingham. Oh thank you. Because you know what we realise when we're going back and forth, Shy Guy texting some options. Real, I'm gonna put it out there, I'm sorry to start your birthday with a lot of controversy. Yeah. Ladies wear gingham, men wear flano. Would you say stereotypically?

Yes, absolutely. Stereotypically. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Gingham, I'm looking at cotton on, I'm looking at universal, I'm looking at H&M. I couldn't find anything gingham that was cheaper than 40 bucks. Flanos, seven bucks. Yeah, flos are so cheap and they're so warm. The markup on gingham. I was nearly saying to Shige, just go buy the plastic tablecloths

from Big W, because what a rip. I can't put this on my... I'm going to have to take my jumper off and wear this gingham for you babs. I've got a nice green. Shige, what have you got? You've got a blue. I've got a blue. To bring out his eyes. Nice blue with me. And I've got a nice smattering of browns. You've got... I'm cool with that sh- poo.

So thank you for choosing this one for me, Shy Guy. You're welcome. So many photos back and forth, Jess. I know, I think, you know what, I nearly sent Shy Guy to Suzanne. I was like, I'm not going to Suzanne, Jess. How are they still in there? Suzanne's still in business. I thought they closed years ago. They sell gingham nighties.

Do they? That's where Babs goes when she's naughty. How much were they Shaggy? They were only about $14 on sale. Yeah, they were pretty cheap. So that was the best option for ladies, but I went, I'll never actually wear that again. And it felt wasteful. Whereas this maybe you could have it or Gussie could have it or even Babs. Babs. Happy birthday. What do you think? Yeah, you're all gonna look very cute You know, you got your lollies out there I feel very special you've got car floor almond croissants coming your way The best one the best one. Yeah, she said she woke up this morning

She like I had her boyfriend gave her presents as she woke up What'd you get? What do you think about a bit of morning? Hey Babs! The alarm set earlier Babs, was it? Just because you're not here doesn't mean you get to say that. Hey I'm here, what do you mean man? No, it's going to be a wonderful day. We've got Babs' blog.

Is it a birthday blog Babs? It does have something to be a wonderful day. We've got Babs's blog. Is it a birthday blog, Babs? It does have something to do with turning 24. Oh, amazing. Oh, that's exciting. I'd love to get some wisdom from Babs. Yeah, 24. 24 years. She said to me, I'm getting so old.

And I was like, goodness me. Mate, if you could, if you, if you could sit down with a 22 year old, you know, what would she say? Oh, torches. Do you even remember when you were 24? It was a decade ago for me. I'm 24. I mean, it was not as mature as perhaps. No, not at all. I don't think I had a full-time job. I think I was working.

I don't think I did either. I think that was the time where the job I did have wouldn't give me nine days leave to go to Reunion Island. Oh, see ya. See ya. Was that the good guys? No, that was Morton Exhibitions. I used to be in charge of putting on conventions and stuff at the convention centre. When I was in charge of it, I would help stall holders work out how much space they needed. Right.

Not the most exciting job you can see why I quit. Haggard's quitting a job when you're that young, I don't care about it here. Exactly, because I'm living under mummy and daddy's roof and mummy and daddy cook for me, pay for everything, give me money for petrol, like it's fine. See, not Babs, Babs is an independent woman. Independent woman. Yeah. Beyonce would be so proud of you. Well Babs, we've got a big show for you, that'll be fun for you anyway. Yeah. Beyonce would be so proud of you. Well, Babs, we've got a big show for you.

That'll be fun for you anyway. Sophia has texted in, you are too cool for school. Yep, on the text line. That's pumping out. But we do, we do. Oh, Alpha Box went off yesterday. Oh my god. Jen is Renaulting her laundry.

Yes. Very exciting. Oh, you can see the video now, Jess and Ducco on Instagram. A lot of love coming in from the Rice Cookers. A lot of support. They're loving it. Just saying how exceptional she was. She's a great player. How excited they are for Jen. So everyone's very excited to see the laundry reno.

So $10,000 up for grabs again. Can we go back to back? Alphabox 630 and 8. Our Call of Fame prize is 500 bucks to spend at Urban Jungle Beauty as well. So that's happening. But up next, we need to go... I haven't been to Germany in a while. I thought I'd take the team over to Germany for Babs' big day. I can't remember the last time I had a Kransky. Oh, a bratwurst? A bratwurst. A bratwurst is so good.

So two types of sausages. We're here though because we're here for the fingers. Oh. The finger wrestling world championship. You know I'm more of a toe girl. Yeah, you are a toe girl. You're the finger boy. I'm the finger guy.

I'll take you to the finger world champ. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Great to be here in Germany, team. God, I've missed this place. What are those? A stein. A stein for us all. A birthday stein for Babs. Birthday stein for Babs, even though... Do you like beer, Babs? Yeah, you like beer.

Nah, it gives me a belly ache. Every... what? Surprise! A stein of alcoholic ginger beer. What are you making this, Duck Oak? Sorry, can I just throw under the bus really quickly? She babysat for me the other day. Oh yeah, great. And I said, I'll buy you dinner and some drinks.

What drinks do you want? She said, oh, I'll take an alcoholic ginger beer if you're offering. Thank you very much. Bought her an eight pack or a six pack, whatever those book about ones come in. Yeah. Didn't drink any of them. Just took them home. I'm not just funding your next get together.

Why? Wasn't it like a gift? Well, technically it was, yes. Yes, fair. I wanted her to drink it while she was there, you know? Then she's gonna be sloshed looking after your kids. She's got six ginger beers. They're like 1.4 standard drinks. Are they? I thought it was lemonade. They're pretty strong, are they? Yeah, and I've been using them over the last four weekends. Oh, alright, you're a- you made the right call!

She's 24 now, a bit more mature, but at the time she was 23. You're asking a 23 year old, you're giving them alcohol and saying, have it at home with my child, or take this whatever you want for free drinks. The joke is on you. Do you know that classic thing when you go to a dinner party and you bring a bottle of wine, it's because I want to drink that bottle of wine. It's not a gift for you to just have later on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a similar regard, I thought I bought you the ginger beer, enjoyed the ginger beer,

but you're so right, there was a small infant waiting, needing her in a time of crisis. And it's not a dinner party where we can all do it together. You're so right. Let's push on. Back to Germany. Did you get home and go, that bitch has taken all of it? All she did is take the... I may as well have just given her 50 bucks you know. They're not cheap, alcohol ginger is not cheap here. Do you want me to bring the rest back? No I don't like them. What I want you to do is sit in my living room and drink them. You should have said nice red wine, Jess has a fair bit of that. You could have got some good bottles, Baz. You could have.

You wouldn't have even known though. No. You still at the stage where you can drink goon and it's all good? Yeah. Yeah, when was the last time you hung it to your washing line? I missed those times. Anyway, we're in Germany because there's 180 competitors taking part in the 64th German Finger Wrestling Championship. It's just happened. It's been going on for a while, wow. Yeah, it's been going on for ages.

64 years. In the town of Pange, I've never heard of that, in the southern state of Bavaria in Germany, this is known in Germany as this name as Fingerhaken Fingerhaken German is one of those languages. I think we have discussed before yeah, everything sounds very harsh Yeah, like I can say yeah butterfly in German is smuggling Yes, it sounds good doesn't it does sound good, but it sounds hard and angular I'm gonna tell you a bit more about the festival

Here is the here's a news article that, because this only happened just a couple of days ago and they crowned a winner. The aim of finger wrestling is to drag your opponent across the table. You need elasticity, endurance, and you need a finger. Without this exercised finger, nothing works. But finger wrestling is not just about the fingers and muscles. The head is important too. When you get two equal competitors facing one another, the difference in mindset is decisive.

That was George, hail out the finger champ. So he won the 64. He's saying you need a finger, obviously you got a finger, you got a chance. Absolutely. And you need a strong head on your shoulders. I also really enjoy that he said singular finger. You don't even need a whole five. What they do is they put around your rude finger, so your rude finger, there's a rope,

it goes rope to rope and it's only like 20 centimetres apart. Like a tug of war. Like a tug of war and they basically, and you've got to pull your opponent across the table. Is my rude finger, I understand she's the longest but issue the strongest whereas my index is doing so much work I thought index would be strong. Oh, you're absolutely cutting off your ring in your pinky They're doing nothing. I think everyone's doing middle fingers and they do finger weights to train Jogger they do like a bicep curls for their fingers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah strong fingers. Good day today

Maybe I'll say I can we incorporate some finger work. Yeah yeah yeah just a little finger dung belt because Shaggy you'd be good it's because you've got such long phalanges. Oh yeah look at that thing. Yeah I could do that I'd be good at it. Or is that um to his detriment because more surface area, more chance for his finger to sort of snap out. Do you need little chippilates? My fingers would get clammy. Yeah. I'll get clammy fingers and then probably slip out. Do you need little chivalonis? My fingers would get clammy. Yeah. I'll get clammy fingers and then probably slip out. That's right. You're a sweaty, disgusting boy.

I don't know, it's disgusting in there. They really drag you across the table. Yeah. They drag you across the table and that's when you win. Do we have a makeshift rope that we could try today? Um. Maybe we can do that off air. Oh.

I would love to see you and Babs go at it. Babs, how about a birthday reg- could we do it in jelly? Okay, now you're just turning it sexual. Sure. Yeah, stop adding layers. And you tell me what, how about I film it? Get those ginger beers back. Jess and Ducco. Where do you stand on these, I'm going to say sports people, some of them are athletes, some of them are just influencers and straight up regular people. Biohacking. Oh yeah, everyone loves it right now, don't they? I am always drawn to a headline where it says anything about I'm biohacking my life.

There's that guy who's like spending millions to try and genetically be like the same age as his son or whatever. Isn't he just taking his, I was gonna say stealing his blood. Yeah, he's taking his blood. I'm sure it's consensual but it did feel very, give me your blood son. It is all very weird. There's certain degrees, you can do like ice baths and saunas and stuff like that. I guess that's all technically biohacking.

There's a dude called Focused Lucas. Now I've never come across Focused Lucas before, but he's massive on YouTube. It's got about 30,000 followers on Instagram and his whole schtick is biohacking. I don't know where he gets the data from in the first place, but then he tries it for a week or a fortnight. Right. He's done things like only walk on his tip toes for one week to build bigger calves. Shut up. He could have just worn high heels.

So it's like, did you ever go to school with someone who only walked on their toes? No. I did. Jackson. I remember Jackson, he always, you know, there's always, everyone knows that one guy. Was it just sort of a little, um, tick? They just walk, yeah, they actually just walk on their toes. Very bouncy.

They walk really, they're so bouncy. Now, can you recall how big Jackson's calves were? You know why I remember looking at his calves in high school? They must be massive. Because Lucas, he's saying, yes, it's done wonders for the calves, as it would, I guess, if you're doing a week long calf race. Looking at your toes, yeah, for sure. He's done exercises to make his voice deeper. He just had to do this over three days.

It's all about exhalation and sort of this reverberating hum deep in your diaphragm. He's saying, effective, you'll like this one. He's tried to make himself taller. He's done a lot of inversion. What's he done? There's a surgery for it, I know that. No, not a surgery for this one. You know that piece of equipment,

I'm not gonna be able to accurately describe it, where you go inverted. Oh yeah, you hang upside down and it sort of like extends your spine. Yeah, he's saying it's... Geez, my sinuses would not cope hanging upside down like that though. You might have to get your ENT on standby. Yeah.

We could get you one of those. Yeah. Uh, and he's also done, I can't read my own writing. Anyway, what he's done most recently is not sit down for five days straight. But that can't be good for you. Well, this is the thing. You know how researchers do recommend, hey, if you live a sedentary lifestyle, if your work is desk bound or, or maybe car bound, make sure you're getting up every couple of hours, get active, move around, chuck in a couple of squats if you can.

Just because obviously muscle stiffness and blood circulation. Tech neck, hunched over. Absolutely. Posture. So Lucas took it to the extreme, he said, all right, well, I'm not going to sit down for a whole week was his original goal. He could lie down like he could sleep for eight hours only. He was very strict with his timing, but the rest of the time he had to be upright. Part of the YouTube video is him trying to do a

poo. So he has to like basically hover, squat over it which you do in public toilets anyway. Well I was gonna say any woman in any public toilet would probably do that. I don't, I don't fuck with you. Even the ones in the parks? Just the silks. I'll lay the paper down yeah but I'll sit so I waste two peens. I always thank the Lord that I have a peen when I see those I'm like man sitting on one of these right now. Those steel ones at the park. Oh my god. And you know what the issue is, even though I do lay my bed of toilet paper down, so I don't touch, like my thigh doesn't actually touch rim.

They're so thin because they don't have a toilet seat. And then it's almost a bit damp on the seat so you can feel the dampness come through to your hamstrings. I don't know. Yeah, bats are out there nodding. Preach sister. I don't have, why do you think I started gym? Because I need better. come through to your like hamstrings. I don't have, why do you think I started gym? So yeah, he did that on the toilet. Even if he was in a car, he didn't drive anywhere for that week. But if he was in the back seat, he would hover over the, over the seat. So it was basically constantly not in a seated position.

He watched TV and ate dinner standing up. He ran errands by walking instead of driving. He's saying the first couple of days, pretty good. Okay. Pretty good. By day three though, the muscle cramps in his leg and how tired and fatigued his legs were, were affecting his sleep.

So he wasn't even getting good rest at night. It was like he's running a marathon every day. Then he caught himself in the mirror and he realised posture was starting to get worse because his legs couldn't hold his body up anymore. He actually was starting to crumple in on himself and he went, okay, the whole point of this was to improve posture and improve my body. But he cut it short at five days and went, I have gained weight because all he was doing to distract himself was eating and hanging out in front of the fridge. There's only so many walks you can do.

There's only so many walks you can do before, his hips and knees ached, so he cut it short at five days and he's concluded standing up for five days is not a good idea. Wow, there it is. But, yes, if you want to drop your voice deeper. That's three days. That sounds a lot easier. You just hear me come on in, I'm like to drop your voice deeper. Oh, that's three days. Check out his YouTube. That sounds a lot easier. You just hear me come on in, and I'm like, what's up ladies? What's up ladies? It's Jess and Barry White in the morning.

30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, can't use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back to you, of course, if there is time. We're playing for $10,000. It went off yesterday. Can it happen again? Our player today is Chloe. Hello, Chloe. Good morning. How are you guys?

Chloe, we couldn't be better. Can you feel that good juju around Alpha Box after Gen 1 yesterday? Oh, I'm hoping so. Yeah. It would be amazing. All aboard the C train. What if she's a Chloe Kardashian with a K?

Chloe, you a C or a K? I'm a C. Oh lucky. Safety, safe, safe, safe. As a safe bet, but you never know. Imagine she was just like, no, no, my mum named me after a Kardashian. I wouldn't have come back from that.

I would have left. Because you're the Kardashian fan. You're the Kardashian guy. All right, now we've got a traditional C Chloe. Yep. And the question is, what do you want to spend $10,000 on? I would put it towards my wedding. When are you getting married?

No idea. Oh, OK. This will start the process. Yes, that's exactly right. This will give me a little jump start to start everything. I love that well Ducko loves MCing weddings if you want to slide into his DMs he's the friend to all. Yeah yeah yeah yeah we'll sort something out Chloe. Um Chloe the letter see how I didn't bring up my it was not yet. Chloe. Jess offering free celebrate work.

See how I didn't bring up my... it was a market. Chloe... Just offering free celebrant work. We're a packaged deal. Chloe, did I tell you someone... sorry, really quickly Chloe, someone messaged me the other day being like, I want you as my celebrant, I want Ducko as my MC, I want... shy guy did have a job, and I want Babs to DJ! And I went, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on a minute! Sounds about right. Babs on the decks. Yeah, we could do like a little, we could be like a wedding package for some. Yeah, I'll have to think what Shy Guy's doing though.

He's just got an earpiece on ringer going chairs, get the chairs, tables. He's coordinator. Yeah, he's coordinator. That might have actually been it because you know he's the rules, the task master. Okay, there you go Chloe, we'll do that for you. We can all do something for your wedding Chloe. The first thing though, you need to get 10 out of 10 working with the letter D. D for Ducco. That's a good letter. Okay, alright. Okay, let's do it. Sorry. Your time will start after the first question. You ready? Yes. Starting with the letter D, we need you to name an ice cream.

A verb. Dancing. A dog breed. Dash hound. A fashion brand. Dinko? A DJ. DJ Kelly?

A flower. Daisy? A TV show. Doctor? An animal. Dog? A six letter word. Okay, okay. And I had a few question marks on there. Yeah. I gave you six thus far with a few question marks What do we say a fashion brand Jim Coe? Is that a fashion brand? I'm not sure I've not heard of it Chloe

I've not heard of it. I don't know all the fashion brands in the world. Babs look that up just in case it is What did you say? Jim Coe? Jim Coe? Like Dinko? I think it's D-Y-N-K-O Oh sorry I don't know. I thought a clarification.-O or something. Dinko. Oh, sorry. I don't know. I don't know it. I thought a clarification. It might be.

It could be. It might just be crazy. I don't know. Babs is looking it up now. That could be. You might have got yourself seven there. The best kind of crazy Chloe. Oh, here we go.

Shall I go? Dinko is a clothing brand in the Grand Theft Auto game. I mean, okay, now we've got to read the T's and Z's. Can you do imaginary? Are we going to pay that? It's technically a store in the game. I mean, you could buy clothes. That's funny. It must be to It's typically a store in the game. I mean you get my clothes.

That's funny. Must be to rip off another brand. Yeah. What else did we get? Everything. A TV show you missed could have been Downton Abbey. A six-letter word could have been drains. Everything else you answered you did get. And the fashion brand looked inko. Why don't we pay it just for today? Mate, why not? If it's in a video game, Chloe has just asserted... It counts. Well done Chloe, you can hold your head up high. You don't go away empty-handed though.

You do not though, this is a great prize. Hatterbox have spent it LSKD and Spidey be 1% better every day. We love LSKD and you'll enjoy their active wear. Cool, thank you so much. Thank you Legend and good luck with the wedding. Thank you, I appreciate it. Thanks babe. Unfortunately the package deal now doesn't work. No. Oh, should that be what it is? Yeah, yeah.

If you win Alphabar and wanna do it for a wedding, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, then you get us. Then you get us. Yeah, yeah. Or do we take the 10 grand back? Hahaha! Obviously, it's my chance.

This is an unfair chat. We'll flesh it out. Hey, Batsons blog next, birthday blog edition. Birthday, but we're all in our birthday gingham. Do it after 5sos, Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Bit of five sauce. She looks so perfect to breakfast, Jess and Ducko,

with you at 6.44, speaking of looking perfect. Oh, we all do. Oh, you was gonna say in her gingham. Oh, sorry, yeah, Babs too, yeah. And us all channeling Babs today for her big 24th birthday in our own gingham. Yep. It's time for a birthday blog. Hey it's Babs and this is my blog. Commence Operation Superstar Pratt's Sleigh.

Are you wearing American apparel underwear today? No I'm wearing Victoria's Secret. Woah! Hang on a minute! You did tell us your boyfriend poked you awake this morning. Stop it! I never thought I'd see the day. Did he gift you some Vs? No, I just think they're the comfiest undies ever. Alright, someone's doing alright. If that isn't the most 24 year old thing I've ever heard in my life, Ducco. Are they just a normal, is Victoria's Secret all like G-strings?

Um, a lot of lace. A lot of adornments. These ones aren't, but... Are they just a cotton blend? They're just a cotton blend. I did not know Victoria's Secret did a cotton blend. Okay, there you go. What do you get like 5 for 35 or something?

Well mum actually like gets them from America for my birthdays. Well she gets them... Usually at Christmas. Oh, now that's the question. Okay. How old are ya? And is your mum still buying your undies? Oh yeah.

I asked my sister to buy me undies for my birthday and she said that's weird and I'm like why? So your sister flagged it, I thought that's less weird. I've never bought my sister's undies, I think that would be strange. Well maybe. I don't think my mum buys me undies, I don't think mum's bought me undies since you know this five pack of Bonds back in the day. Oh it's something we look forward to like every Christmas. Oh I love you. That's the Babs family tradition. The day you said I want to start moving to Victoria's Secret did she have the birds and the bees chat with you? No because we were in America and I was like I want to try some of these I was like eyes open like holy dooly these are great.

Wow, just... So comfy. She's really opened up I don't think the babs of yesteryear would have talked about her undies. No, wow. You don't like the word panties do you? No. G-Banger, you happy with G-Banger? G-Banger.

Nickers? Yeah, Nickers. Yeah, yeah. So what do you got for us today for your blog apart from your undies that your mum bought you? I'm satisfied. If that's all she wanted to bring you up to. Does your mum or dad buy you undies? Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's fun. That's a bit of fun. We could do that.

Because it's one thing for your mum to buy you undies, it's another for your dad to buy you undies. Isn't it? Someone's calling back to get out there. I don't mind if dad buys me undies, but if my mum, aw, is it weirder? Yeah. Like if I came home and dad goes, hey, I was at the shop. Yeah. He's a six packer. Jessica, here's some G-string I thought of you. Put him on. You know, my dad, he's not going to like this. There you go.

Pabs actually left it. It was her birthday vlog. We kicked her out. She's very good at her job. Someone's calling through to talk about undie answering. My dad once bought my auntie pearl knickers. Shut up. Like, his sister? No.

My mum's brother's wife. No, that's weird. That's like, that's a level of connect. He had her for Secret Santa. No. Family Secret Santa. He pulled Aunty Lorraine. Yeah.

And what else did you get Lorraine apart from pearl jeez? Literally, so picture some knickers. Yeah yeah so the waistband was lace yeah but the G was Pearl was a string of Pearl and did he open it in front of everyone? In front of everyone! Who got me this? And my uncle Fred, her husband was like Rob thanks very much it was the weirdest family Christmas There's been a keys in the bowl actually in your family. Ever! That is strange. It was so weird. And Aunty Lorraine like is the most timid little late.

Well not anymore. Not anymore. Got those now you can picture the pearls. I wonder if she still has them. We'll get her on Ask. Hayley's called on 13 1060. Good morning Hayley. Good morning guys. How are you? So good Hayley. We were talking about Babs' Victoria Secret undies.

She's exclusively a VS downstairs kind of girl. Where do you stand? Yes, I call to speak up for her because I agree. Every time I go to America, it's like the highlight of an American airport is going to Victoria Secret. They're the most comfy. And they do, like you said, like a five for 35 or something. A five for 35, I mean that's what cotton on body does. So I just assumed maybe Victoria Secret. And Hayley, we're not talking purely Gs,

we're talking some of the, what's Babs got, the briefs? Like a cotton blend or a full brief. The granny panties? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just gotta go like into the drawers section. They don't have the boring ones on display. Ah, because that ruins the illusion of sexy Victoria's Secret. Yeah. And your mum or dad buying you those, Hayley? Or how do you feel about that?

Sorry? If your mum or dad bought you those? Oh no, that's weird. That's weird. Alright, Mariah. Mariah, good morning to you. Hello, good morning. Would you like to talk about Victoria's Secret,

yay or nay, or mum and dad buying you knickers? Mum and dad buying knickers. How old are you? I'm 29. Yes and is mum or dad buying? Yeah my mum so every Easter we get undies for Easter. Stop it. Easter money brings undies. Stop it. I mean I got pyjamas. Both me and my sister! Right! So you're 29, do you go to mum's house like in the morning, do an egg hunt and then she's laid out undies for everyone? Oh no, she'll post them around the country! My sister's in Sydney, I'm in Newcastle now but previously was in North Queensland, nope, undies arrived in the boat. Undies get there! Undies in the mail!

My parents went to India recently and mum bought Abby, my older sister, the G-String and her kids saw it. Oh my god. And Abby's 30, mid-30s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. So my sister and I are two years apart. I'm the eldest when I was 18 and Sarah, my sister, was 16. One Easter we didn't get undies and we both questioned it.

And mum said, I didn't know if you'd want me to still buy your undies. Oh like Mariah now that you're an adult maybe I should you know sever that tie. Oh no it needs to keep coming by Easter your undies are all worn out you're looking forward to fresh ones. Mariah are you going through a pair of undies in 12 months how hard are you riding your underpants? Mariah you alright? Things like to keep them fresh nice neat tighties. I was gonna to hide turnover. No.

Mama burnt out another one, we've had a blowout. Another question for Moriah, because now this is amazing. What brand is your mum buying? Bonds for my sister. But you get something else. And Lounge for me. Lounge? I've not heard of Lounge.

Which is a UK brand. Okay, did you land on Lounge? I've not heard of lounge. Which is a UK brand. Okay. Did you land on lounge yourself and then go Ma, I don't want Bonds anymore, no VS for Mariah, this is the only brand I want in my underwear drawer. Yeah I did actually. Wild. I'm texting my mum right now. Yeah get some undies for you. Get on some undies. Yeah Easter Bunny brings undies, Easter Bunny doesn't bring pajamas in this household. This is a Mac 29, your sister 34, 35. Babs 24. Shia Gye, your mum getting you undies?

No. If anyone's mum should be buying them undies, it is Shia Gye's mum. We do want to know what you got going on down there. Yeah we do. Thank you Young Billie Eilish. I think she wrote that song just because she knew we wanted to deck out your darts. She knew it was coming. We are looking for the oldest, the grottiest, the most faded. Yep.

Holes. Holes. The undies that have a life form themselves. The undies that are holding on by a thread, Ducco. They are basically just waistband at this point. Yep. Because I know and I'm gonna stereotype here, Ducco. I mean, we just heard about Babs' mum topping up her undie drawer every time they go away. Mariah Rice-Cooker called and said her mum replenishes her and her sister's underwear drawer every 12 months. Wild. I'm gonna be a stereotype here and say Feels more of a blokey thing to do. Dudes normally will just hold on to undies that are like Literally you have your favorite undies and they might have a few holes in them crotch holes waistband holes

I can't help it. I'm keeping it. My husband I would say one of the most well put together men I've ever met his underwear drawer Atrocious, But he says, they're my most comfy. They're comfy. Don't be touching them. I'm like, there's no support in those boy legs. They're not offering anything. When you know they support your berries, you know what I mean? There's something special about that. You've got to break new undies in, it takes time. You can actually feel how thin the fabric is. It's fading. He doesn't do a fold, we just like lay them on top of each other and I go these are packed, it's like tissue paper. But he loves them and they're not to be touched, they're not to be thrown out. So what we're looking for is the oldest, the worst, the holiest undies.

Could be yours, could be your partner's, you can nominate whoever you want, hit.com.au, go through, you'll see it there, register, send us a photo of these undies and I'd like to flag you can either send us a photo just of the undies you can lay them out in the undie drawer like Angus's would be found or hey if you want to snap a peek in the undies so we can really see how unforgiving those holes or how you know worn out that elasticated waistband is yeah I'd love to see him on the body. I mean because cause you can't tell until they're on someone. You can't. And maybe a frontal and a back shot.

Oh, oh, hey, can you submit a video on the website? That's a question. Not sure. DM us if you've got a video. No, that's a no from sure, right? DM us if you've got a video. Yeah, you can do a DM. And as I said, it feels stereotypically men,

but this is open to both. Anyone. Ladies, if you've got a pair of undies that are 20 years old plus, I need to see them. Yep. Has someone got a pair of undies that are 20 years old plus, I need to see them. Yep. Has someone got a pair of undies older than Babs? She turned 24 today. Oh, can we find Babs' age in undies?

That's a win right there. These undies were bought the same year Babs was born. Wow. These are vintage undies. These are vintage. A beautiful drop. These are Gen Z undies. If you do it as well, we're going to hook you up with heaps of undies from Trady Underwear.

Get them at trady.com. The worst, yes. hook you up with heaps of undies from tradie underwear get em at tradie.com Yes, if you have the worst undies on it So we're gonna get all your submissions a little surprise about what you have to do and the winner Eventually the winner will get decked out in Dax new tradie underwear The worst of them the worst will be crowned the best and thus be decked out in undies new undies new Undies for thanks to our mates at tradie. We love tradie. They're so great If you did have old undies, I mean you got tradie gave you undies. New undies. New undies. One of the things to our mates at Trady, we love Trady, they're just so great. If you did have old undies and then you got Trady gave you undies until like at least Christmas. Oh my god. You're not buying undies for years.

100% and this is the thing, the Trady, they work with the bamboo. So they are soft, they are malleable, they are so nice for you downstairs, men and women. Yes. But that's what you need to do,inate your worst pair of Dax your oldest your holiest Your grottiest. Yep. Hit.com.au or as we said, you can slide into the DMs. Jess and Ducco. Let's make it easy Do it do it Bad undies in there and you will be rewarded It'll be rewarded. It's not even like you have to turf your old ones when you get kid out with your new ones You know what I mean? It was fine. Where do you stand on the skid marks?

Cuz that's what we're talking about. You mean people submitting pictures of that? Yeah, cuz that's you know, that's all we're asking for. If you could run it through a warm wash. Sometimes warm washes won't cut it. Those things are just embedded on there. Aren't they, Shy Guy? Oh yeah. Yeah, they are. You can't help it. Angus did actually refresh. Cuz when we were talking about building this brilliant competition, I was talking to him about it and he went, don't touch any of mine. Don't submit mine. I don't want people seeing. I went, all right, whatever.

But obviously it was in his head a bit that I did see a parcel get delivered and it was some fresh jocks. But he pulled out a pair of Tidy Whiteys. Crisp white. They were almost fluorescent. And I I went I don't know about white undies. I don't do white. I don't know if they'll ever see the lighter day again. The white just felt wrong. I can't do white. No so that might be a message to tradie don't put any white in your big price. Yeah. But anyway anyway head to the website hit.com.au. Jess and Ducco.

It's Babs' birthday. Oh, yes. So about half an hour ago, she came in because she was going to give us a birthday blog. Tuesday's our blog day for Sweet Babs. Unfortunately, we sort of went off the rails when she revealed that at the ripe old age of 24, celebrating 24 years today, her mum buys her Victoria's Secret underwear and we thought that was interesting. One, that Babs is now getting to a stage of her life she's happy to talk about her underwear drawer.

Well that's a big... St. Mary is opening up. Coming of age for you on the radio Babs. Oh can't, we've worn her down finally. Surely all your family that's listening right now, all hundred of them would have been like whoa. No they're actually texting in going, oh I still buy my kids undies too. Okay. Okay.

Alright. Thank you for sharing that because you've opened a can of worms and we want to open it up maybe outside of the underwear drawer. What are your parents still doing for you? I don't remember the last time my mum bought me undies and I'm gonna have to send a sternly word of text message. You've got the ball here, Lise. My mum is now going to do it in honour of Babs' mum. Oh thank you Kay. But you knew for a while, I'm not anymore, I was on Mum and Dad's Medicare card. That's right.

I'm not anymore, now we've got our own. Was it you and your wife looking at like, pregnancy cover and it was flat? Like, hang on a minute, you're still on your period. It was Mum, Dad and me, my sisters got off, and now we've had to get one for our daughter. Even your younger sister got off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was me, Mum and Dad.

It was like I was the favourite only sibling. Yep. So now I'm off that. But what my mother-in-law still does for me... Oh! Still gives us Christmas stockings. Every year. A Christmas stocking. And there's like a sock in there and a yo-yo and a deck of cards and nothing you ever use. See, that feels like it should be filled with undies.

Yes, yeah, definitely. That's a stocking stuffer. I find undies from my mother-in-law strange. Undies from the mother-in-law is strange. I think it's strange if your mum did send you undies in the post. Yeah. Even though a lot of people are saying their mums still do it. Yeah. Mother-in-law though.

That's, yeah. Have you ever been insulted by, oh wait, no, so has she bought you underwear? No, socks, socks and she gets me stockings. I'm interested to see what size she goes for. In the sock. Once obviously she gets a word that you are in the market for undies. As a stocking stuffer, I wonder what size. Obviously small. Robert, did you add these from the kids section? Rude. Once obviously she gets a word that you are in the market for undies as a stocking stuffer. I wonder what size.

Obviously small. Robert, did you add these from the kids section? Rude. Extra large trunk size, but smaller else. Yeah. Uh, my dad, this will come as no surprise to you. He is a practical man. He's also a financial advisor.

So at the ripe old age of 34, my dad still is in charge of consolidating my super. And he sends me, I'm going to say a quarterly email, Ducko, with just the words, you need to sign this. I've got no idea what I'm signing. No idea where it's going. So he's the only who funds your super, where it all goes. And stuff like that. I couldn't tell you. And it feels very irresponsible.

Nah, I don't know where my super goes. I mean, my super fund does it. Well, yes, but I've got, you know, you know how your workplace sometimes has allocated super and you can change that if you wish. Yeah. My dad has always, he's always been in charge of it. We had our meetings with the accountant the other day, you know, end of financial year conversations or whatever.

And the accountant looked me in the eye and said, should I just ask your dad? Like even he knows. I was like, you should, here's his number. Call him. He'll tell you where it's all going. And the accountant looked me in the eye and said, should I just ask your dad? Like even he knows. 100%. I was like, you should. Here's his number. Yeah, call him. He'll tell you where it's all going. So yes, my dad very much heavily in charge of my finances and my future.

Yeah. Yeah. Emily on 131060, what are your parents still doing for you? Up until I was about 35, my mum was still getting me the pill. She worked at a vet clinic and every time she'd put the drug order in for the dogs and the cats, she'd just whack on an extra contraceptive pill and I'd just get it delivered to the vet clinic. Is that a thing you can do?

Apparently 90% of human drugs are also animal drugs and it all comes from the same place. Yeah, it's cheaper as well. So my order would just come in with the dog drugs. So there's no contraceptive pill for a cat. You just mean at the warehouse, they just put that in the order for the vet clinic. Sure, your mum's vet clinic's like, why is Spock getting a pill? Well, it saves me going to the doctor. Yeah, it is.

Yeah, that's funny. Did you have to make sure, did she have to make sure she was always the one at the receiving end, like when it did get delivered? Because otherwise if another vet or vet nurse is opening that parcel, are they questioning things? Well, I think the vets had sons so it was obvious it was for me. That's so good. They didn't mind. Oh, that's funny.

You need prescriptions and stuff. That's like my brother. My brother had my mum making his appointments well up until he moved out of home. Oh yeah. You know. Booking his haircuts? Yes, doctors, dentists appointments. The glory days. Can you just do it for me? Summer on 13 10 60, you're 43 years old Summer.

What are your parents still doing for you? Yes, I'm 43 and my mum still is buying me vitamins because I don't eat correct or I don't exercise enough and she actually gets them delivered to my house. Oh she's cutting out the middle man, she's like they're going to land on your doorstep Summer, take your vitamin C pills. I think she's addicted to iHerb because I tell you every two weeks I'm getting deliveries to my house. Oh no, your mum's in a pyramid scheme summer.

All these multivitamins, some as P as fluorescent as all hell. Your parents will never stop worrying about your health or your underwear draw, it would seem. 13, 10, 60. What are your parents still doing for you? Can you top that? Yeah. I mean, 24 buying underwear, 43 buying vitamins.

That's fantastic. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. I'm furious, Ducco. And I want to put a message out. To all businesses who operate some portion online. Which is pretty much every business, wouldn't you say? If you're selling something, and I go on your website to buy something of yours.

I thought you had a no-spending. Yeah, but maybe I'm buying it for the kid. A present. Maybe I'm buying Angus's birthdays around the corner. Okay. I'm buying other things. I just wanted to catch you up. I'm still spending money just not on myself. I see. It's a very selfless year for me. Lucia's clothes got a lot bigger. It's weird. Bro, oh my god, we did this massive wash the other day and I don't know what happened but maybe she didn't wear clothes for two weeks. So all her things were back in the drawers bursting at the seams and I actually had a look at myself and went, calm down. She's growing so far.

Why am I buying so much crap for her? But I've got a bit of a, I want to spoil her. Yeah. And this is where my issue comes in. Cause I'm, you know, when you see one thing on social media and then your algorithm just starts batting up all similar stuff. So I'm being in undated left, right and center. So I'm going on different brands and different websites that I've not been on

before and Ooh, add to cart here, add to cart there. But all brands these days do the, Hey, subscribe to our newsletter. First time purchase 10% off. Do you see that? I see it. I never do it. I just never do it because I'm too lazy and that I don't want the spam, but the 10% off would be great.

I am a sucker for 10% off and I have signed up to every single one of these websites. My issue is I've added to cart and then that little pop-up says, subscribe to the newsletter, 10% off your first purchase. So I put my email address in, but I'm in the moment. I'm about to go through to cart, you know, and finish the transaction. But I go, well, I want my 10% off. If you operate a deal like this, please send my 10% discount code immediately. Oh, you don't get it straight away. So you can't use it on that product. The number of times that I will then, okay, get out of the website, go to my emails, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh.

They're waiting for you to buy it and then you use the 10% on the next product. 100%! I know what you guys are doing and I hate it because I get really agitated. But you still keep doing it. And I'm just so impatient. It's absolutely one of my worst qualities that I just sit there getting really, well, I don't want to spend an extra $9 when I could save that with my little discount code, but these brands are dragging their feet.

Isn't it all automatic anyway? It's not like there's a real life person on the other end of the computer actually going, send the code now, we'll wait till the next day, 9am business hours. It's Jeeves from Ask Jeeves and he's there going, oh I've got one! I've got one! Click the code! Make the bespoke, and you know what often it is, welcome 10. Like I could have freaking guessed it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you are operating something like that, please speed up the reaction time. Was this for? Really frustrating me. Was this for Babs birthday present? No, her thing sitting on, we paid full price for that. Oh yeah. It's fine.

Can I just say she's probably going to need that in about half an hour. The website I bought that from, I've already bought multiple times so I couldn't use a discount code and I've used all my email addresses. Soon you'll start using our emails and you'll be sending us, hey can you guys just check your emails? I've text angered so many times, hey I've just sent a discount code to your whatever, Ravella insta your email, can you please check? He goes, please stop spamming my email address. Jess and Daco, year of the song. Year of the song. It is Babs' birthday so Shy Guy chose

an artist she doesn't care about at all to build a theme around. Yeah. Usher. He's announced the tour. Yeah we've done enough with Babs. Yeah, done enough with Babs. First song. Yeah, supper. Oh we gave her a couple of almond croissants, you're done. Yeah, she's got a bit of air time. First song, OMG. Oh man, this is gonna be one of those rounds and additions where they all sound like they're from the same time. And the issue is, he has genuinely pumped out music for more close to three decades. Well I don't know when OMG came out. I'm gonna have to really just take... Not his best. Like I'm a Burnin' Yeah era. Yeah was good. Don't you reckon this has got to be a bit newer?

I'm just gonna go 2011. Oh, okay. I was gonna go much later. Okay. I'm gonna go 2016. Ooh, Shy Guy. All right, 2016 for Jess. 2011 for me. Duncan, what were you in at?

2011. Okay, join up. The correct answer is 2010. Oh! Oh, just over. Just over. Just over. No points.

Okay, here we go. Here we go, this is bright. Now this is pink. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is what we like. This is with Ludacris and Lil Jon. The question is, is it primary school? Were we bumping and grinding to this at the Blue Light Discos? At the Discos, yeah, yeah, yeah. DJ Dangerfield playing.

I think we were. With the Daylight Rule happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't stop me. Geez, when was... yeah, I'm gonna say... Did you have a comp with your friends who could kiss the most ladies? Yeah, we did, yeah. Never one. Never one.

Well, that's when height really became a factor. That's why I learnt that height is an issue for some. So I just thought you were like, you know, the little bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was a personality guy. You had to get to know me. And when you did... I reckon I've even gone too late.

I'm gonna say... I'm gonna go turn of the millennium. What'd you go? 2000. 2000 for Jess? No, I'm gonna go turn of the millennium. What'd you go? 2000. 2000 for Jess? No I'm gonna go later. 03 baby. Okay 03 for Dukkko. The correct answer is 04. Dukkko with the point. Yeah! Good on you! Out of primary school there. Yeah. This is with David Guetta, without you. Oh this is more recent. This is great from Getter.

Classic Getter. This is Pete Getter. In the Usher and Friends edition of Year of the Song. Did Usher do the Super Bowl one year? Yeah, he did. He did it two years ago. Oh, that recent. Yeah, he did it two years ago. Because no one cared.

Kind of dropped off from that. Geez, when did this come out? Us or Deep Getter? I'm going to say this is... I won... Oh yeah, now they know the cheese. When did this come out? I said do you get it? I'm gonna say this is I won Oh, yeah, now. No the chorus 2016 for me. Oh I'll go 18. Oh, it's not that way. Okay, you're both incorrect. It's 2011 Song for we've gone quite already over across almost a decade and he sounds the exact same. Yeah. He has aged beautifully. That's why his tour is called the

past present future tour. You know what they call it a present? The present. Yeah. Why? That's great. That's so good. Don't ever look back. Don't look in the room. There's nothing worse than when you fumble like a saying or a phrase. I know. What's your song called again? Make Love in this Club? Love in this Club, yep. It would be very logistically. Have you ever made love in a club? Because that would be hard to do and I'd be impressed. Yeah, yeah. I mean, come on. Yeah. I had a friend once though, there was a curtain. Yeah. Yeah, I know. So brazen. I know. It's just,, I have to be 18 again. How do you go home and look your mother in the eye?

Why'd you get kicked out of the club? No, they didn't get kicked out. Drunk and intoxicated. Oh, they got away with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Saw too much that night. What year do you think this song came out? Sorry mate, yeah, with you.

What year? Yeah, you know. Lovin' This Club. Oh, yeah. Lovin What is? Yeah you know. Love in this club. Oh yeah. Love in this club. I've got no idea. You're right they're really- I want to say 2011 again but-

They're all sounding the same. Yeah they are. I'm thinking it was more okay to make Love in the Club in 05. Oh shut up I went 04. Okay you're both wrong it's 08. God. Later than I thought. Later.

I graduated in 08. When did you graduate? 09. 09. 09. Hello, is that Bieber right here? It is with some shocking quality as it turns out, but anyway, it's somebody to love. You know, Asha was the one. Yeah.

I'm probably gonna get this wrong, Shy Guy will correct me. Wasn't Asha the one who like gave Bieber his recording contract? Part of it, Scooter Braun found Bieber technically on YouTube. Usher had something to do with his origin story. He was part of the early helping him write a produce. He was going to go with Timberlake or Usher and he chose Usher. Bieber's very into golf right now. He posts a lot of golf content. Him sucking back a seagy while hitting some balls. Yeah he's gone off the rails again hasn't he?

I mean Hayley Bieber had to walk the Met Gala at Carpet on her own. Him sucking back a Ciggy while hitting some balls. Yeah, he's gone off the rails again, hasn't he? Yeah, well golf's good for the mind. I mean, Hayley Bieber had to walk the Met Gala red carpet on her own. Yeah, well did you see him at Coachella? He was spaced out, man. Insane that, though. Lots of people there are. Do you reckon Usher has reached out? I'd imagine if you panned to me at Coachella. You'd look similar. That'd be some articles.

Do you reckon Usher's reached out? Don't go around tatters. No, mate. I'm just having a good time. Just under that big Ferris wheel? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope Usher's sent him a text. Yeah, I hope so. I'm sure he has. Let's get back to the music, you know? Well, Usher's touring, so... Sorry, what's this song called?

Somebody to Love. Somebody to Love, Bieber. It's Young Bieber 2. So you know how we said Usher doesn't sound like he's age. Bieber sounds young there. Yeah, I'm going to say... How long has Bieber been around? I'm going to say... Oh, Christ, I don't know. I'm going to go 09.

Ooh, I've got 06. Mmm. Shy Lord. Correct answer's 2010, Jess with a point. Oh! That means... She's on the board. Which means you're tired.

It's a draw! Yeah. You can't write this stuff, Gus. But yeah, sure edition. Felt good to draw that. It really did, Babs. I hope you enjoyed that the most. Happy birthday.

Thanks, it was really great. Hahaha. Jess and Ducco. Don't you go anywhere. Why not? I don't care where you need to be. Okay. You stay put.

Yeah. And have your phone handy because inside the next 10 minutes we're going to have another crack at $10,000 alpha bucks. And at this time yesterday, Jen walked away with the cookies. Yeah. She's going to renovate her laundry after smashing it with the letter I. Brilliant. Would you like to be Jen today?

I would like to be Jen. You've gotta stick with us. Okay, I like that, well done. Just quickly, up now, before we get to that. I don't know how I can do anything else. You better, because I've said stick with us. It's not now, it's in a little bit. You know, every-

You've rubbed ink on your nose again. It's not me. Maccas gave us coffees, which is fantastic. They wrote my coffee on it. There were LB in a whiteboard marker. I look like Rudolph, but the blue Rudolph, because it's in blue whiteboard marker. Yes. Really annoying me. I'm walking around the office and people are like, what an idiot. Oh, he's a dad now, he's got ink on his nose. I'm like, what does that even mean? How does that make any sense? When you become a father, your coolness just draws right off a cliff. Can I actually have a moment to- when you become a dad, your coolness just goes right off a cliff.

Can I actually have a moment to, when you become a dad, people just make those comments, like I'll say a joke now. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. That joke was funny four months ago. Not now. But now people are like, oh he's got his dad jokes. I'm like, is that a dad joke? You're wearing gingham today, to be fair, in honour of the birthday girl Babs. Yeah, but I look like a dad. And I walked into the kitchen, they're just like, oh, his fashion's already dropped, he's falling apart. You sneezed before and blew out the glass in the windows. Your decibel level on sneeze has reached dad max.

And I gave myself a hernia. It just went full throttle. I walked out of the studio, didn't close the door, and you yelled out, we are born in a barn! Like it is, the metamorphosis is unbelievable. I'm really doing it to myself, aren't I? I really am. And so the whiteboard marker on your coffee, smudging on your nose is the least of your problems. It's just peak dad mode.

But it's irritating me, so I need you to rub it off. Yeah, sorry. Is it gone? You got it. Okay, great. Yeah, anyway, I don't want to look like a full dad. You know you don't. Okay, good. Speaking of dads, my mum and dad were in town last week, visiting the baby as they like to do and And they're just, they're going to be here a fair bit. Right. Of course. You know, I host trivia every, every Tuesday, every Tuesday night.

I have trivia, little side pub thing. It's fun. Whatever. Are you giving Babs a cut of your earnings from that because she does all your admin in the lead up. She prints my trivia and sometimes she forgets. So I had to see, see the boss. So she'd do it.

You know what? I just emailed her her own birthday present and said, print this voucher off for yourself, sweetheart. We didn't know how to use the printer. Thank you so much. Enjoy your massage. And your squatty potty. Anyway, you guys are yet to come to one of my trivia's, hopefully soon.

No, I went when Pez did. I went to your previous iteration. I think to the trivia. You've got a child so I kind of forgive you. Babs and Chargo though. What's their excuse? Babs hasn't visited Florence. She's not supported your trivia. Babs, you haven't visited my child. You're not even listening right now. You're out there talking to people on the staff. You're barely printing things. You are dropping the ball in my eyes. I am not. 24 and Jasper, I've checked out. Anyway.

They're in town. Can I please tell you what my mum did at trivia? Just quickly. I know we've been going everywhere. That out anyway. They're in town. Can I please tell you what my mum did at trivia just quickly? I know we've been going everywhere. So they're not going anywhere. They know off box is coming. Something big. So we, the pub put on like a cash prize at the end of the trivia. So you win your $50 voucher, whatever.

And then the pub do like a jackpot each week. It's up to $2,700. Right. So it's a bit of coin and it's a side, a question that the pub ask. I obviously read it out. Is it an impossible question? They start off pretty hard, but they're pretty gettable now. Like for example last- Oh, they want it to go off now?

Last week's one was, who was the very first prime minister and what year did the Liberal Party win their first election? Wait, I need to channel your father-in-law here. It's not Barton. Edmund Barton. No, it wasn't Barton, I don't think. I can't remember who it was. Sure. Anyway, my mum was there with dad and Morgan. Morgan had brought Flo. Now we just wanted to see me to whatever. Like, I'm not going to let them win anything anyway, because they're my family. Oh, nepotism. You can't. And I'm there eating. They have a steak at the table. I'm going and eating it and running back and hosting the questions.

We get the pub staff to come out and monitor everyone so no one can cheat. Right. Well, I mean, for $2,700 bucks you want to make sure it's fair. See what my mum did? My mum has her phone on the table and well I've asked the question, mum's like, Morgan we want to win this and she's like, hey Siri. Oh to be fair she hasn't touched the phone. Morgan was like, that is brilliant because the staff, she didn't touch it and she's like, Siri when was the first Liberal party leader and who was it?

Oh my God. Because there's probably chat going on amongst you. So it just sounds like she's talking. And then Siri spitting up an answer. And Morgan's like, Kate, you can't cheat at, at Darko's trivia. Not only are you not allowed to win, you're the mother of the host. You cheated to do it. You're cheating to win.

She's using tech to her advantage. Bro, I've never, credit where credit's due due for mum that was genius stuff. That is amazing. And my mum's like oh we didn't win. I'm like mum you cannot cheat on my trivia night like what are you thinking? Did a bad up Robert Menzies for her? Yes yes it did. Jess and Ducco in the morning. Jess and Ducco's 10k alpha box on hit. Alpha box. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer.

Cannot use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question just say pass. We come back if there's time. There the rules of engagement we're playing for 10k. This time yesterday with Jen it went off. Which means I don't want to say there's higher pressure than usual that kind of is. With pressure comes the good juju and the good vibes. Pressure is a privilege. Pressure is a privilege and Matt are you ready to step up to the challenge today? I think so. There's no time for thinking Matt.

You've got through the birthday girl you you're on the radio, I'll ask you again. Are you ready to step up to the challenge? Absolutely. Yeah, there he is. Locked and loaded baby. What is motivating you today Matt? What do you want to spend $10,000 on? A little bit of spending money for barley and maybe some bills as well. Okay, so the barley trip is booked booked in now we want to supercharge.

Absolutely. Okay. 10k should go a long way in barley. Absolutely. All right Matt one thing stands between you and I don't know having the best time of your life. Yeah. It's the letter H or H if you're a fancy pants okay okay sounds good that sounds good alright let's do it for Matt. Come on man. Let's do it for the Bintang. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter H we need you to name a beer brand. A movie genre. A famous Australian. A famous Australian.

Pass. A verb. Pass. A shape. Hexagon. A periodic element. Hydrogen. An office item. Pass.

A musical instrument. Harp. A TV show. A path. Damn it. Ran out of time. And over. I mean, got periodic element, which has got to count for something. Fine no matter, he loves a periodic element.

Oh, that's a good job. You got yourself half, mate. You got yourself five. The ones we missed out on, a famous Aussie, could have been Hugh Jackman, Heath Ledger, Verb, Hack, Help, Hammer, and Office Autumn, the humble highlighter. A TV show, could have been Home Improvement House. I loved Home Improvement! Home Improvement is good times.

Look, you didn't get a 10k, you got half, but you don't go away empty handed. $100 coming your way to spend at LSKD, inspire you to be 1% better every day, it's incredible active where it's all yours. Too easy, thank you. Thanks for joining the show Matt, and have a great time in Bali! LSKD inspire you to be 1% better every day. It's incredible active where it's all yours. Too easy, thank you. Thanks for joining the show, Matt, and have a great time in Bali. Thank you.

Is Bali a boys trip? Is it with the partner, solo? What are you doing? With the family, so. Lovely. It's an upcoming. Lovely. Are we talking villas?

Are we talking cuda? Yeah, we're talking resorts. Oh yeah. A little noose to doer action. Oh yeah, you enjoy that Matty. Thanks mate, see ya. The day my brother and I realised we could just call room service. Like you don't need to ask for permission.

And it goes on Dad's car. Oh my god, we're like, oh hang on a minute, they're going to stick us in our own room. We are going to rack up this bill. I have more chances at our call fan prize next. So we're asking a 131060 what can't you do? There's plenty of stuff I can't do Ducco. There's a lot I can't do. Well let's open the phone. Jess and Ducco. 131060 what can't you do? Like a pilot over in the UK. Oh I didn't take us to the UK. That's that's on me. I knew I felt off. Yeah. I felt discombobulated. You're right mate.

Well he's not right. He's not right. He's caused absolute chaos at the UK's second. Second. Well no the first best airport. Yeah Gatwick. Because Heathrow has got a line through it thanks to Shiger. He couldn't tell his left and rights. Moved the stick the wrong way causing a fire for the brakes and that fly had to be evacuateduated they all got delayed and then 23 cancelled departures following that that's a that's a drop ball that's bad that's a bad one how has he gotten this far in his piloting career not knowing left like did you have a brain fart or is he like me he's just a bit of a brain fart because you know what they're gonna say you want to return to work you got to get a tattooed on your hand some people do that yeah we're even just put a sticker up on the you know on the levers

She own a high Your husband do Cross-legged he literally just say you normally sit on the ground cross-legged you just chillin He can't see it cross-legged is it a hip issue or is he just a giant man and has really long legs None of the above Struggle with it and like you know if you see cross-legged. Mm-hmm. I can't get my legs all the way to the ground Okay, that that's a hippie. That's a little tight I think it's also a dude like Morgan can I think. But what's your, what are your, what are your testicles getting in the way of?

I don't know, I don't know what it is. I don't think it's got anything to do with testicles. No. Yeah it's an interesting thing. Shy guy, can you sit cross legged? No. I want to sit on the chair up here. That is interesting.

That is interesting. Yeah they have to hold his ankle, like his ankles near the ankle bone to like kind of reef them in to try and Yeah, to shove them in. Get the cross. Yeah. Oh, he would suck in a yoga class. What an issue. Suck in a yoga class.

You could never do a yoga class. And in primary school classes. Oh, you can't sit on the floor as you listen to a story. Oh, I'm like, I'm gonna see what I got, Bully. I wanna investigate this a bit more. So I can sit cross-legged, but I just can't get like my knees to the ground. So are you very sort of high up in a V? Yeah, yeah, a bit more upright.

Interesting. Why do we have to get some sort of physiology? Yeah, I wonder why. 13, 10, 60, if you can't do that as well, here we go. Yeah, do you know the reason? How do you know that? Very sort of high up in a V. Yeah, a bit more upright. Interesting. Why do we have to get some sort of a physiologist? Yeah, I wonder why. 131060, if you can't do that as well, here we go.

Yeah, do you know the reason? Mel, hello to you. Hi, how you going guys? Good, thanks. You're dobing in a friend. I am, yes. He's now in his forties, but he's never been able to pass his ELS test. Oh, shut up. He's gone for it 42 times.

Is that, do you mean with the instructor or L's as in just getting his L's? Just getting his L's. Oh my goodness. But he can drive, he was the only person to drive me to the hospital when I rolled a quad bike and broke my collarbone. Hang on but he didn't have a license you're saying? But he didn't have a license no. I bet he didn't have a license. I won't tell you what area that happened in. On the farm he can drive. Yeah that's right. But not to get your L's. That is the epitome of street smart not book smart. You know, just Matt is the hurdle, he's chipping over but he can actually execute the task. It's like when I had to get my L's it was like a little test online it's like who should give way person A, B, C or D. Yeah yeah yeah. And you're justin' out. You're wiggin' out, but also, Mal, sorry, how many times do you reckon he's taken it? He's taken it 42. Surely after 42 times you are actually learning,

okay, I hit that last time, that can't be correct. You would think so. That's 35 times too many. And I feel like they should also put a cancellation in, like, mate, you've gone 20 times, that's enough. See you later. Because you're right now, if you call up next week and say you're not gonna believe it,

my mate got his L's, I'm now not getting on the road. Yeah, 100%. Shouldn't be on the road with us. 100% It was one of those things like when you get to your 50th time, like, hey, you get it for free. You're in. You're in.

Do you know what? We're rewarding your persistence and your perseverance. Wow. That is very funny. Let's wrap up with Bec. Hi, Bec. Hi. I'm really enjoying all these people

dobbing others in. But Bec, you're dobbing in your son. I am dobbing in my son, yes. What can't he do? He can't look at my feet and he can't look at my his brother's feet. So he's got the opposite of a foot fetish, a foot fear. Yeah, to the point that if we're sitting on the lounge watching TV, he has to put a cushion, position it between himself and us so he can't actually look at our feet. How grotesque are your feet, Bec? Yeah, what are you running with there? I think my feet are fine and I think my son's feet are fine.

Yeah, is it just your two feet or is it anyone's feet? No, just our feet. He can look at his dad's feet, He can look at his dad's feet. Has he been able to articulate what the issue is with yours and his brother's? No, he hasn't. It's quite bizarre. How does he feel about his own feet? He's no, he has no problems with his own feet. But he'll do a little Clearing of the throat and so to say I can see feet His dad and him just feed out It's a weird sort of power me is strange mom and brother isn't it? It is a power move. I find you so

Weird or gross off-putting get those away, and they're obviously respecting his wishes Yeah, yeah, they put the feet away. Surely you guys don't put them away every time, Bec. Surely you keep them out a little bit just to annoy him. Oh, look, sometimes I'll pop a little blanket over my feet or I just look at him and roll my eyes and go, are you serious? Like, come on, buddy. Yeah. Wild. Can you imagine fighting with your brother and you have that over them? Like, he's so freaked out by your own feet.

You'd always win the fights. You would. Just whip out the dogs. Just whip out your dogs and threaten to wipe your toes on his face. That's a good, that is a good power play. That's bizarre. Because of all the family members I'm stereotyping here I would have thought dads would be the worst. Yeah you would. You know they wouldn't be well manicured, they'd be hair everywhere. Yeah yeah yeah. There you go. There you go. Some great ones in there. Thank you for sharing everyone. Yeah it was was good. Makes my left and right look alright, doesn't it? Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. Holding on to a lot of guilt. Mm-hmm. Cause I think I've accidentally poisoned my family. Don't you treat me bad. Don't you make me sad. Our love could be deep as the ocean. You can refer to me as Sophie Monk if you wish.

I didn't realise poison wasn't actually in the lyrics. Hang on, here it is. Oh, no. There we go. Bardo. Bardo, poison. For once in my life, Ducko, I had the motivation to clean our bathroom. That is not in my remit.

It's the worst job. I don't remember the last time I touched the duck, you know, the toilet, yeah, yeah, yeah. Potion stuff. Yep. I don't remember the last time I wiped down the mirror. We've got a bath shower and it's already the bane of my existence. So I just don't, I just don't do it. Clean it.

I'll vacuum, but that's the most I do. Yeah. It's Angus's sort's the most I do. Yeah. It's Angus's sort of domain. But just with everything else. What is my domain? Yeah, I don't want your domain. Missionary. I can't even argue with that. And eating in bed.

You know what I do? Change towels. I'm much more pedantic about towel changing than he is. Yeah, boys can go along, I can use the same towel for like a week. I'm like, oh, whatever. Yeah, it's weird because he's quite a neat clean freak, but the towel he's got no issue with. Anyways, that's what I'm in charge of. Great.

As well as good terms in the boot. I light the candles when we do. I'm in charge of ambience. Anyway, so I don't know why, maybe because we, we, we bath the baby every night. So maybe it just got to me that I was like, look at this cesspool. We're bathing her in. I've got to clean this. I've got to, I've just got to.

I think she was at daycare. So I went today's the day I'm doing it. And my girlfriend, Amanda happened to call and I went perfect. Something to sort of distract me while I'm doing it. We've not caught up in a while. Great. Two birds, one stone. I can just get this grotty task out the way.

We'll chat and with my friend. But I did try and get some cleaning supplies together and I got the bleach and I got exit mold. I found exit mold. I found exit mold. I went, Oh, Angus must've bought this. This is a bathroom product, Windex. And then I'm looking around.

I remember growing up, my mum used newspaper a lot in the bathroom. Cause obviously she would then just turf it and it's good for no streaks. But I noticed in the kitchen, the sponge. Cause I went, Oh, that's looking pretty ratty. We'd probably turn that over soon anyway. Why don't I just use the end of its life to clean the bathroom and then get a fresh one for the kitchen?

Yeah, yeah. So I get the job done and it's bloody sparkling. I felt really good. I went, go me. I've actually accomplished something for my family and Angus will be really proud. He doesn't, well happy. He finally doesn't have to clean.

He'll probably clean over your cleaning because he didn't do it right. Probably, I've probably done half a job, but I was happy. It's all good. We can go about our day. End the call with Amanda, go about our business. I reckon it was three days later. I was doing the washing up after dinner and I'm scrubbing the pot after I've just

done, you know, our plates, Lucia's dinner, these sort of, her dinner. And I looked at the sponge and I went, Jesus, sponge is ratty. Holy crap. Oh no, you didn't. I just returned the sponge that I cleaned the whole bathroom. Toilet included. You did the inside of the toilet with that though. Like the inside of the room.

You know, like not, not, not bowl. Not bowl. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? So there's so much urine on that. Oh, goodness. I. And no one got sick.

And this is my thing, duck. As soon as I realized, you know, when you think you as soon as I realised, you know when you think you've accidentally poisoned yourself? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Immediately when that realisation, my throat started burning. Yeah, of course. And I got this wave of nausea. But you Googled it?

And then I went, I think I've poisoned myself, let alone the family, because for three days. Lucia. That's what I think, because then I looked at the dish and I had just washed one of her bowls out and days. Lucia. That's what I think. Cause then I looked at the dish and I had just washed one of her bowls out and Oh goodness. I was. Well, how'd you not throw that out straight away? I blame Amanda because I was on the phone.

Yeah, that's someone else's fault. Because I was on the phone having, it was a really nice conversation, funny. And I reckon I just got caught up and then just started returning all the products and have obviously just gone, sponge lives at sink. And I just didn't in the moment turf things. I've just returned them to where they live. Eggs at Malt went back in the laundry, Windex back in the laundry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That went back in. And so Angus, so he doesn't know. He doesn't know. And I went to text him and then went, I think ignorance is... 100%, 100%. I wouldn't want to know. And you know what's funny? Cause then I started monitoring Lucia really closely.

And I'm like, I've, I've, I've used a sponge that yes, wiped the toilet. And the exit mold really was the one that freaked me out. I went, that is a mold killer. Also, how impressive is that from the human body? Not one of you got sick and you're wiping toilet down. And we've talked about my iron guts because I eat stuff off the floor all the time. I'm happy for Lucci to eat fistfuls of sand and dirt. Literally, he just puts a password on the floor and you just look it up.

That's what you're sounding like right now. Yeah. What I'm saying is I'm not the cleanest or tidiest. Oh man, that is, that makes me feel sick. You know how COVID made everyone start really being pedantic about washing their hands? I've really reverted back to my old days. I'm like, nah, it's the thing of the past. But how amazing is that? That's disgusting and incredible.

I know, and I immediately threw out the sponge and replaced it, but I just couldn't believe for three days. Also, did I not wash one dish in three days? How did I not gerry immediately that night? Amanda's fault probably. It probably Amanda's fault probably. It probably Amanda's fault. Does it make you drop the ball with other cleaning things? Like just like well if that happened like I know do I just use the same sponge for everything?

I think so. I think the sponge becomes like the head and shoulders four in one. My issue yes yes I use we use like a microfiber cloth to wipe down the bench, stovetop or whatever but then sometimes I use that to wipe off, you know, she's dropped yogurt on the floor. Yeah. So what's the difference? Soon you'll be using your toilet paper

and you'll be doing everything. It'll just be all one big party. I just need one big, why am I changing the towels? I could just use those. Jess and Daco. I must compliment you, sir. You have just hit the ground running. Off for four weeks, your life turned on its head with the introduction of a new little baby who you were just sharing. Has not been the most settled this morning for mummy left at home.

Morgan just sent me a text, we just screamed for 10 minutes while I had to quickly go to the toilet and wee and then got changed and poo admit, please feel free to plead the 5th. Yeah. Has she had to just hold the baby while she goes to the bathroom because she can't put her down? I've done that. Yeah! I've had to ween but I don't- It's a rite of passage! I don't know if she's done it yet.

Okay. I don't know if she has. Oh, while you've weed. Yeah. See, that's harder, I would've thought, for a boy. I can just hold her. I've got one hand on her, one hand on the member. At least you're sitting down. I don't know, sitting down. Yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry, yeah, you were saying. I'm doing great. You're not gonna- Hahahaha! You are. You've just not Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. You're saying I'm doing great. You are. You've just not, you've just not missed a beat. Honestly. Thank you. Very funny and sharp. So well done. If your baby vortex renders you incapacitated and unable to string a sentence together. So normal. You have just not displayed any of that. So appreciate that. Good to be back with the team, you know. Good to be back with the gang.

A lot of fun. Babs, how have you had, how's your morning been? 24 years old today. It's been so nice. Thanks, guys. Wonderful. Yeah, you got spoiled. Are you going to take your 24 balloons home? Yeah, probably. I can't wait to see you driving those in the Beetle. Yeah, I was going to say, they probably won't fit.

Put them outside each window. Yeah, I was going to say, tie them to your antenna or something. Yeah. That's fun, everyone will know it's your birthday. Yes. Woo. Slay the day. Enjoy your going out for Italian and Mexican today,

so enjoy that. Yeah. What a multicultural day for young bats. You know tomorrow she's going to be so bad. Yeah, I know, she's gonna be doing her job from the tour. Oh, she'll be. I'm lucky I've got my squatty potty. Your housemate has just replied to our video on Jess and Ducko Instagram where you opened

the squatty potty and said, that is not coming to our house. And I wrote back and I said, Lottie, you've got no idea how good it is for the bowels. And she said, nothing can help Babs' bowels though. Also, I'm the boss of that house. We'll be going in the bathroom. Yeah, it sounds like Babs does the chore list in the house. Whoever does the mowing is the boss of that house. Amen. That's Babs. Whoever puts eggs at mold to clean the bathroom, that's the boss.

That's Babs. Um, Shy Guy, you're elite today, mate. Thanks for being here. Thank you, thank you. I don't have anything else to say. I don't know. To be fair, Shy Guy did source the gingham for us all to wear, so well done to you. Are you feeling yourself in your blue gingham today?

I like it. You look good. Yeah, I wouldn't pick it. It does feeling yourself in your blue, um, gang in today? I like it. You look good. Yeah. I wouldn't pick it. It does look like pajamas, but. It's a bit pajama. What color are your eyes? Do you have blue eyes?

They're like two different colors. Oh, we've had this chat. Bit of the bullies about it. Yeah. I think I look awful in this. It's doing nothing for me. I wouldn't say it's the best color in general. It's poo mustard.

And it's funny. I picked this when Shy Guy sent options. I went, yeah, get me the shades of brown. What are you thinking? I've got a green, which I've... Yeah, that looks nice on you. You could have had the classic red, but no, you wanted that one, Jess. You stupid idiot.

Anyway, I hate it. Babs, you can take this one. Hey, we're outta here. Back tomorrow. Make sure you grab our podcast. Catch up on the show. Great show today. Always good times. But tomorrow... Hey, we reveal something about Ravioli, the podcast. It'll blow your mind. Exclusive Rav podcast, concave content. Conclave, we're big fans of

Conclave, the movie, great film, not so much the Pope stuff. Well I lost a lot of money on Leo getting it. Who did you have money behind? I don't know. Pizzaballa. Yeah yeah Pizzaballa. I thought of the Italian guy. He was the favourite, aren't I? Geez I lost everything. Leo no one's saw that coming. I know, except Trump. Tomorrow we have Shy Guy dips. It's back. That's right, cereal edition of course for 2025. You guys did this when I was off? We did.

Oh geez, was it weird dipping without one of those? It was the worst cereal we've ever had, I think. Oh, okay. What was it again, Shy Guy? It was, I can't remember what it was called, but it was real strawry, remember? Yeah, yeah, it was like poor man's All Brand. Went everywhere.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right, okay. High in fibre. Like a wee mix mixedry, remember? Yeah, yeah, it was like Poor Man's All Brand. Went everywhere. Yeah, right, okay. Tie in fibre. Like a wee mix with All Brand. Yeah, yeah. Awful. So we got that out the way. Good, we're back. So now tomorrow should be a good one.

Plus more chances at Call of Fame, more chances at $10,000 Alpha Bucks. It's all happening. Anything else anyone want to add for Babs' birthday? I'm good. You're good? Babs, you're good? I'm good. Alright, alright, see you tomorrow.

Bye bye. Bye. Sonic turd. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Macca's new Tennessee BBQ range, now touring for a limited time.