Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Your age minus seven divided by four

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

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Macca's new Tennessee BBQ range now touring for a limited time. Jess and Dago! This is the Jess and Dago podcast. Welcome to the podcast everybody. A big Monday. Yeah, big Monday show. Not often we enter the criminal realm. Yeah, it's not often we get our investigative hats on.

No, no. But we did. We need to, I think. It calls for it. It's been a couple of, I don't know, it's been a month or two since it's been, I think it has. Yeah, yeah. Someone's been tagging my name. Let's go six weeks. Six days. Someone's been a couple of months or two since it's been happening. I think it has. Yeah. Someone's been tagging my name. Let's go six weeks. Someone's trying to get you in trouble and I'm worried for you.

Yeah. Someone's tagging my name, D-U-C-K-O Ducko on park benches, on signs, on electricity power boxes. On retaining walls. Yep. Yep. In various implements, we've had Sharpie, we've had Spray Paint. Yes.

It looks like we've had, whilst we've known about it for six to eight weeks, some of the fading on the tags looks much older. It does. So who knows how long this Ducco tagger has been running rampant. And why are they doing it? Now, they're not writing Ducco sucks or is wanker or like dictation or anything like that, but they are writing their name. So I'm taking it as a compliment.

Totally. Now this is the questions. Is it an homage? Are that or is it sus? Because if they wrote Dukko sucks, well, clearly you didn't write it. Whereas just the tag Dukko, maybe it does turn the spotlight back on you. Is their name also Dukko? Yeah. You've got family members with the same name who do not go by that nickname. Correct. So we're going to do it.

You'll hear a deep dive a bit more in the show. Hopefully getting a police officer on maybe if you're a reformed graffiti tag artist or know someone. We're aiming for Banksy but look Shy Guy's already poo pooed that idea. But I mean who else is there? I mean Banksy is anonymous. That's why it's hard to get him. You're absolutely right.

Babs could be Banksy. We don't know. For all we know. She's putting that to get him. You're absolutely right. We don't know who he is. Babs could be Banksy. We don't know. For all we know. She's putting that banana on the wall with duct tape. You just don't know. You don't know. For $64 million. Yeah.

So yes, we, and we need the public's help. Just like Crimestoppers will go to the public for information. So too Jess and Ducco comes to the public. But then we decided, what does Ducco actually mean? So Shia got a few- That's right. That, yes, could it be not a name tag, but something else? So there's a few on urban dictionary.com.

First one is synonymous to being a best friend or a homie. As in use it in a sentence. He's my duck. He's my duck. You'd be like, Hey duck, what up? To be like, Hey homie. Is that a new, is that a younger trend? Is that new?

It was submitted in 2019. I've never heard that. Okay. Neither have I. That could be like, yeah, he's the duck and there's the homie tag everywhere. Yeah. That makes sense. So that's one possibility.

Another one. These are all self submitted to Urban Dictionary. A guy with a big cock and infinite riz. Well, that's what Ducko put into Urban Dictionary. This was by Hi, I'm Ducko on Jan 13th, 2020. Yeah, that's your, that's your dictionary handle. Did you say 2001? 23, it was two years ago.

Yeah, you got me. Don't all duckos have massive dicks? Sorry, can you use it in a sentence? Like he's a ducko or he's got a ducko? It just says example. Oh my God, you have a big duck-o. You've got a big duck-o. So there you go.

You can quack quack, baby. But you guys, you guys are famous. When I think of ducks, I think of cock. You famously know I talk about my Chippalata openly. So it can't be me. You know? It can't be I. But see, you're just throwing us off the scent.

Well, maybe I am. You're cheeky, man. People don't know anymore. But that's right. That's us all smoking mirrors. Any other? The only other one just says, a person who says random things and doesn't make sense, someone weird.

As in? Well that could also fit. Again, he's a ducko. All three of these could fit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've posted the examples that we've had submitted to us on the Jess and Ducko Instagram and this person, no, he's talking about her grandma. No, they're not contributing.

How's this though? She's, Courtney, I called my Nan Sugar Mama as well. Oh, there you go. Great name, it's a great name for Nan. It's a great name for Nan. She goes, I've never heard anyone else say that. Anyway, we need the public's help. We do.

Because Babs only has 24 hours in the day. She can't do everything. She's already gonna ride the buses. Cause we think that is prime greeting ground for taggers you know what you should also hang out public bathrooms oh I feel like I'm gonna get like no don't hang out you've got to be hanging out public bathrooms in this big man coach I don't think anyone would fuck with you yeah I don't think so no you reckon not the old yellowstone over there exactly I wouldn't mess with her and her blonde stones alright Kevin Col not blonde stones they're duck mums.

What's that guy's name? Dutton. Alright John. John Dutton. Can we get Babs a horse? Can we get a horse in? She's got her hush puppies on and a massive yellow... They're not hush puppies. Have you got a big belt buckle? Ah she does! Ah show me! It's not a big belt. Don't ruin the illusion Babsabs. It's a theatre of radio. It's a tiny normal belt. Why does your belt buckle have the state of Texas on it? That's weird.

Anyway, she can't ride the buses and hang out in public bathrooms. We're gonna need help. How are you with a whip? I can see you whipping. But you've still got actually, you've still got Shy Guy's whip, which is my whip. When are you gonna return that? I don't know. Oh, she doesn't want to play tonight. Do you reckon you could lasso me? It'd be hard to lasso you. You've still got actually you've still got shotguns which is my whip when you return that She doesn't want to play tonight. You reckon you could lasso me

It'd be hard to lasso. It would. It'd be really hard. I really like those You know because I frequent rodeos a lot where it's like the rodeo clowns and they have to lasso the legs of the cow Yeah, have you ever tried to crack a whip genuinely? No, it's so hard. I'm too scared off the mark. It's really hard to do it It's really hard to break the speed of sound. How are you, um... You're gonna go circle, and then forward. Are you worried about backlash? Like, does it flick back at speed? No, because it's so far away from you, and you go sort of like, huh, two, and...

I can't walk behind dudes fishing, because I'm worried they're gonna fall back. I do that as well. That's a high risk. That's high risk, man. Particularly those guys who just fish off like a random jetty or like down here off the rocks. They're just perched on a rock. And they're just probably catching dirty like... I've never seen one of them look behind.

Nah, and they always smell, they always have buckets of fish. Have you seen those signs and it's like, please don't gut the fish along here? I went, I've never seen someone do that, but how many people were doing that, they had to put a sign. It's also gross when you're going for a run. Oh and it stinks. And then you just get like a massive whip and then it's like trapped in there. And they're to put a sign. It's also gross when you're going for a run. Oh and it stinks. And then you just get like a massive whip and it's like trapped in there. They're usually smoking as well.

Yes, that's always bad. Anyway, back to Babs hanging out in toilets. She can't do it all. We need the public's assistance. I've got a list of places we can send Babs to. ATMs, micro graffiti. Bus stops. Bus stops. We don't have to get you on a bus Bus stops. Yeah, bus stops.

We don't have to get you on a bus, you just go stop to stop. But how's she going to get from stop to stop? She may as well get on the bus. Yeah, I suppose. It all leads back to buses. And the public library. What about, because a few of them have been re-graphed over or painted over, do you go back to where the originals were? How do we know the original? Oh, the ones that you've submitted. The one in

Charlestown I know has been painted over because the council has come and repainted it. Are you telling me you think the criminal will return to the scene of the crime? Would you want to? Well no, see I'd take that as that's had eyeballs on it, so I'd go looking for fresh turf. I don't know. But what the hell do I know? Babs, do it all please. Clear your schedule, tell Jethro you can't see him for a while. And in this weather, pack a broly will ya? I need more than a broly. This coat does not look waterproof. Absolutely. Can I come see that coat closely? Canvas?

It's giving canvas. Careful, she'll get tagged next. You are top suspect and this canvas is not helping. How much is that thing? It looks expensive. That looks like at least be 300 bucks. It was 150 bucks. Why, Shy Guy, have you accused Babs of being top suspect?

Because it's canvas material. Yep, and what's that got to do with? Because...practice, I don't know. What? Shy Guy couldn't do maths today. I did Monison Divided. Shy't do maths today. I did what? Minus and divide. Shaggy, I learned bod maths. That was real.

What is that? I mean, but even just going to your calculator going such and such minus, such and such divide. You did it in one long equation. But I would have thought that my iPhone was smart enough to do bod maths for me. But to be fair, your iPhone did what you asked it to do, which was a run on equation, which changes the results. So if I use a scientific calculator, would that be different? Great question. We're going to have to call Mr. Petuna, my year 11 math teacher for that question.

I don't know the answer. Oh, Miss Cameron. Miss Cameron. She used to help me in my exams. Oh, really? What an angel. I emailed Mr. Petuna recently being like, Mr. Petuna, I can't remember the name of the year nine physics teacher. It's driving me nuts. He's like, Jess, it's been 15 years. How are you? And also you're thinking of Mr. Foley. I was like, I am. Thank you. How are you? You seriously did that to me? I was going out of my mind. Why were you thinking of that teacher anyway? Cause I didn't, I was talking to, and sorry, it wasn't physics. I actually can't, systems.

We did a subject in school called systems, which was, I guess, essentially physics, we built bridges and tested things like that. And I don't know why my girlfriend and I were talking about that class, maybe making the bridge out of balsa wood, trigger to memory. But neither of us could remember the teacher's name. I text the four girls I'm still friends with from high school. None of them remembered. I went, I'm gonna have to go to the school.

And I went, I think Mr. Petuna's still there. We always got along. So I emailed him. And did he? Yeah, he said, he goes, you must be thinking of Mr Foley from back in 2006. I can't believe you replied to him. I can't believe you found his email address. Also, he's still at the school. He's been there like 20 years. Anyway, he goes, what do you make of this? Next time you're in Melbourne, because he said, what are you up to? I said, I now live

interstate. He said, next time you're in Melbourne, would love to have a coffee. Is that weird? It feels weird. But I mean, you've reached out to him. I started, I opened that door. Is he married with kids? Great question. Yes, because he said he's retiring soon to look after the grandkids more. Oh, there you go. He's obviously just like, Oh, I passed student, I've changed her life and moulded her in so many ways. Totally. And wait till he hears me talk about how little maths I can still do.

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They were doing bug things. Producer babs. Get a new attitude, chug-o. Yes. Big shows and big vibes in 2025. This is Jess and Duck-o. Lights, camera, action. Howdy, howdy.

Let's get rowdy. Welcome to Monday game. Oh, I'm feeling good. You feeling good? So good. So good. Always good. My husband and I had a very domestic weekend, Ducco.

There wasn't too much on the agenda. So it was just chores, chores and chores. One of them I put on his list, vacuum my car. So I've come out this morning and I must say. That is the worst one to get. Such a crap job. Because what do you do? Like, do you get the little dust buster? Does he put ones on your list? Um, no. Like, are you get the little dust buster? Did he put one on your list? Um, no. Like, are you putting things on each other's list?

I took Clean Microwave off his list though. So I thought it was only fair that I put something personal. You added something back on? I added something back on. He was like, oh my god, no, I was gonna do the microwave. I was like, nah, why don't you go outside and vacuum my car please. But for the past couple of weeks I've been really... What a fun weekend.

It was so fun. What else was there to do? But I've really noticed the past couple of weeks, every time I get in of a morning, smells like farts. It just smells so... Your car? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've just... food and the baby's stuff everywhere. And probably farts. And probably farts, whereas now, fresh as a daisy. Right. It's done a really good job. Oh, so it's good now? Okay. It's really good. Sorry, I thought you were still saying after he

cleansed it was past. No, no. What I'm saying is I'm glad I put it on his list because he did a hell of a job. I wonder what he found in there. Oh, I can't. He came in looking quite green, so I'm not sure what he found. Leftover butter chicken from months ago? I do. I do like to eat and drive. If it's not- A butter chicken? Yeah. Oh, I've had a foe whilst in motion. You have? I'm not surprised with you. Yeah, I can do a soup in motion, which I meant, no, whilst I'm parked only. It's a skill. It is a skill. It is a skill. Hey, when she's hungry, she's hungry. You gotta eat sometimes on the fly. 100%. Did you grow up having a no eating in car rule or was it free for all? No, I don't think we ever did. I don't think mum and dad ever cared about their cars enough.

You know families would be like no no we eat the takeaway once we get home. I'm like let me have a chip at least. Can't wait till we get home to crack into the McDonalds. What's it got to do to your car if I have a chip in it? You just get your husband to clean your car. The chip is the gateway. The chip is the gateway to having a full burger. It tells your stomach that food's here. I can't wait till we get home. And then all of a sudden you do spill a few things. What do you think is the best in motion food? Chips are pretty good. Chips are good. They're very moreish. Because what is the, there's no big issue if you do drop it. Whereas a wrap burrito or burger does get spilly. And when you're dropping your full burrito. When you're dropping a full burrito,

when Babs is dropping her full burrito while driving her Mini, beans and rice, her Beetle, sorry, how dare I? Beans and rice, you're getting your girls confused. Beans and rice, that smells like farts, you know, if you've dropped it under your seat. Yeah, yeah it does. How was your weekend? A domestic weekend? Ah, it was survival weekend again, good, little flow was good.

She's good, she's been kind. She's been kind, had some good sleeps on the weekend. Went out to our first pub for the first time when Morgan had a few drinks, like more than one. I saw on your Instagram, the baby had been palmed off to a girlfriend. Yep, and- And I was hoping that then mommy was having a little tipple.

She was. Mommy had a margarita. Hello. And she was a bit buzzed. I'm talking she had three drinks, I think, in a space of about four hours, but she was still pretty... Is this her first drink since having Flo? It was her first cocktail. She's had like half a glass here and there, but not really.

So yeah, she was excited. And then we got home and Flo was the terror and was like, ah... I remember someone giving me the advice because it does, and I want Morgan to check this, it takes a little bit of time for the alcohol to actually hit your system. So you can actually, the best time to do it is while they're feeding, have a drink. Cause that's not gonna impact. Cause it's not hitting them straight away. It's not as instant.

Exactly. But it feels wrong. What's in your titties is pure. It's already there. It's already there. Whereas you wait half an hour, an hour, then you're out of the game. But it does feel and look very judgment worthy. It does. It really does. If you're seen there drinking and some...

And feeding, you're going to get some eyes. You definitely are. But you can feel confident to yell back, It hasn't hit my system yet. Trust me. What's in my titty? Just peel it. I'll pass it on to her. Please do. I wanted to do her own research, but I'm my titties is pure. I'll pass it on to her. Please do. I wanted to do her own research, but I'm pretty sure that's accurate.

Apart from that, no, good weekend. Good, good. Made it through. Perfect. Mr Guy, how you going? Yeah, good. I went down south this weekend. Birthday party?

Engagement party? It was a birthday party. Birthday party. It was nice. Very windy where we were. It was good. Went out a couple dinners and caught up. It was nice birthday party. Birthday party. It was nice. Beautiful. Very windy where we were. It was good.

Going out a couple dinners and caught up. It was nice. Lovely. Babs had the engagement party. I did, yeah. I went to an engagement party. How was that? It was strange.

Like, it was nice, but it's like, oh my god, people are now getting married, you know? As in they're your age? Yeah. I think it's strange that you didn't like it. As in people, they're only a couple years older than me. No, no, no. It was fun, but I was like, ooh. I was like, Babs, they might be listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cool. Okay, so you're feeling, you and Jethro are feeling the pressure. Not even, we're just like, wow, people, you know. Yeah, it's starting. It's starting. Have they been together a similar amount of time as you and Jethro? No, they've been together for like five or six years, maybe.

Ah, so you've got that in the locker. Yeah. Yeah, right, okay. Well, there you go. See, big weekends all around. Engagement parties, birthdays, Different stages. Couple cocktails. Yeah. Cleaning microwaves. Cleaning, ah, this is what it Okay. Well, there you go. See big weekends all around engagement parties birthdays cocktails. Yeah cleaning microwaves Vacuuming guys fun You've got to look forward to guys

Tank our fox coming up 630 and 8 when we play there, of course, I call a fame prize this week We've got some skin control coming your way 500 bucks to spend. Hey man. Thank you very much What else we got? Oh, we got a big announcement coming up after eight. Oh. If you like your music. Very excited, getting the Fanny flutters over that one. Up next though, there's been an equation. There's a doctor has come out and done an equation

for guys and gals about how frequently you should self-pleasure. So we've got health, medicine, science, and maths coming together. And I don't know where she's got this equation. Oh, it's a lady. I wasn't expecting you to say that. Yes.

Right now I'm gonna sit up and listen a bit more. Jess and Daco. Jess and Daco. Daco, you have an India. Great to be here. I'm so glad you brought up butter chicken already this morning. Yeah, that's what I was on my mind. Because the boring had my mouth salivating.

And also because we're here to visit the sex expert, the famous Indian intimacy educator, Lisa Mangdala. Lisa. I'm familiar with her work. I've read all her books. You've read the Calamity Tera. Back to front. Absolutely.

That's the best way to do it. Oh yeah. Yes, yes, yes it is. Good from you. Lisa has taken upon herself to try and normalise conversations about sex around the world, right? In this new book called A Joyful Journey of Self-Discovery. I'm familiar. I pray honestly.

Obviously. You've got the signed copy. You and Babs. A Joyful Journey. You know I'm all about joy. This program stands on the pillar of bringing joy. We should get Lisa, Shy Guy, work on that. I'll reach out. When you looked up to the book launch and you saw Babs there were you surprised? She was trying to wear those Groucho mask, Mark's goggles with the eyebrows and the mustache. I know it was Babs from a Marble. Yeah you can see it. Babs take it off, what's with the disguise? Come on. It's lean in sis. Have a go. That's right it's 2025, Fifty Shades of Grey has opened this

door for all of us. We're all in. And Lisa has run with the torch. She said the most common question Lisa gets is whether it's okay to pleasure yourself daily or how much is too much. Yes because the old wives tale, I should say the old mothers tale, particularly for young boys, you'll go blind if you do it too much. You go blind. I didn't get that one. Did your mum never ask? No. Cause your mum's very sex positive. Thanks so much. I don't know if she is. Yeah, yeah. If she would be. She's like, just go. Just have a crack. Whatever you need. Dinner? You wanna go? What? Mum? No. She bought you your first pair of socks, you know? I hope she's listening.

Come on and get it. Anyway, Lisa says there's no one size fits all. She says some people can do it every day, some once a week, once a month, even once a year, but a lot of people do feel guilty when they do it or after they've done it. She said keep in mind as long as it's not getting in the way of your activities like school or work or family obligations and you're not hurting yourself. If you've not gone to your nephew's christening because the urge was too much. Where is he? We need to reassess then, but otherwise Lisa says go forth. So she's come up with a

like a formula on how much they think you should do it. Okay, so the formula is the rule is your age minus seven. I can already tell you it's not what I've done mine. I was literally trying to get a piece of paper and went, I need a calculator. Your age minus seven divided by four. Okay. And that is the number of days between sessions. So for me-

That she's saying is healthy or beneficial or- Yeah, or just- Or the above. I don't know if it's got anything to do with the reproducing and rebuilding. I don't think it's anything to do with that. I think it's more just maybe yeah. Cause remember when we went on your fertility journey, there was a lot of conversations

about should you be doing it more or less? Yes, and they said it didn't really matter. They did say it didn't really matter, whereas Lisa is going maybe you did. So someone of my age, 33, six and a half days between sessions. What do you think you're currently doing? Currently? Not a lot. Oh, he's got a new kid of course. Imagine about this conversation with a 21 year old ducko. We'll forget a shy guy. Talk to me.

29, single, you know, got a bit of time on his hands. A lot of time on his hands. He's already watched Ratatouille so he can cross that off his list. How often should he be doing it? I don't know what your day average is. Day average? There isn't one? No, for this formula. So your four years different to me, so it'll be what? Three, four? Yes, I actually got 27. I think I did the math wrong. 27?

How'd you get 27? 29 take away. 29. Yeah. Minus seven. Minus seven divided by four. Yeah. It says 27.5.

5.5. How can it be? I don't know what it is. 5.5. Do you know how to use a calculator? divide by four yeah it's just twenty seven point five point five five point five do you know how to use a calculator? How can twenty seven when you've said divided by four? Minus it's five by four. Twenty nine. So you're five days. Oh that's way better than yeah you know what he was doing he wasn't doing bod mass he was doing it in one equation you've got to do it in steps down. I've never heard of bod mass. The old school. The old school. The old school.

Year nine math, too busy. So five days is your layoff period. I'm okay with that. Yeah, okay. That's good for you? I mean, I'm only six months older than you. So you're about six days. Six days.

Maybe 6.6 days. Babs, you got like a two day, you got a two day spurt. Two day turnaround. You're alright, if that. Great, fantastic. Yeah. Jess and Ducco. I feel like we could do a conversation, They turn around. You're right. If that. Great. Fantastic. Yes and Ducko.

I feel like we could do a conversation, have a conversation like this one, Ducko. Couple of times a morning, the AI space is evolving that fast. There's always a new tidbit or a new story or someone using it in a new way that boggles the mind. And I think we're getting to a point, you're on one of the two sides of the fence.

You're all for it and you're embracing it and you love to use it at work, at home, in your social group, or maybe you're like me and you're scared. You're scared of the robot takeover. And we're teaching this bot so much about ourselves, our shortcomings first and foremost. Oh, they know. They know so much stuff. Someone has said, I saw, who's the diver? Sam Fricker, you know the Aussie diver?

He is on the camp of embracing. I saw on his Instagram last night. He told ChatGPT, plan my weekend in the Blue Mountains and he just did everything. People do that all the time for it, but I'm like, I've not seen that before. Or like plan my trip or... Plan my trip, what, like include restaurants and eateries and sightseeing and if we do things like that, remember that story a few years ago where the woman drove herself off a bridge because she was just following maps and not actually looking at the bridge.

People can be driving, I will tell you to drive off the bridge. Well, we're becoming so dependent. Another one, shall I go put in our group chat? This can't be real. Told chat GPT every single detail of every interaction I've ever had with my crush so we could analyse if he liked me or not. When we started dating chat GPT was so excited for me. That can't be real, right? Maybe the analysis part?

People are having full convos with it and asking serious questions. Mate, so our guy has left the studio and I reckon it's because he knows I'm going to bring up the plant conversation he's been having with his chat GPT. Yeah, yeah. But we'll get to that in a second. A man has gone viral on TikTok. His name's Leo Humphries because because people, companies, are now using AI to interview people.

So when you get that email saying, hey, can we set up a chat 10 a.m. on Monday? He has logged on and it was with an AI bot. Not even with a person. Not even with a person, not even with some, you know, low level representative from HR. All right, I understand the CEO's not gonna be your first interview.

But now our first barrier to entry is with a robot. So the AI is gonna ask you what kind of animal you see yourself as? What are your strengths and weaknesses? Oh, I just work too hard. I call bullshit, says the robot. Can the AI see if you then start cheating and putting into AI answers for AI's question?

The AI starts talking to an AI. Yeah. We've got a little bit, do we, of Leo Humphreys. He has recorded some of these AI interview. Hi. Thank you so much for joining the interview today. I am so excited to talk to you and get to know more about you. For our first question, let's circle back.

Tell me about a time when, when, when, when let's let's let's circle back. Tell me about a time when, when, when, when, let's, let's, let's circle back. Tell me about a time when, when, when, when, let's, when, when, when, let's. I think the internet's breaking up or something. When, when, when, let's, let's, let's circle back. Tell me about a time when, when, when, when. So clearly I don't think I need to, the woman was the AI and Leo was the man's voice. And she's glitching and she's breaking.

And he's obviously, it's 2025, we film everything. But I wonder if when he connected, he thought, this is clearly, I'm going to quickly film. Because he couldn't interrupt her to say, When, when, when next? When, when, when? Could you imagine going to an interview for a job that you kind of really want?

You tell everyone, I've got this big interview, so you're rocking there and you get that. You've prepared, you've dressed nice, you've got a haircut and that's who is interviewing you. How do you even move on from that? Like if he hangs up on her, because clearly it's glitching, does he just get a line crossed through him? Because what? The AI just sends a report to the management. I don't know how that works.

How do they even summarize what the interview was like if companies are saying, oh, we use it to get through lots of candidates. But if that's the report at the end being like, well, Leo Humphrey's hung up on me. Well, you didn't actually interview him. He could have been the best person for the job. Unless that was part of the interview process, you see, it was like, how long will they last? See how they handle stress.

Ducco, please don't back the AI. No, I mean, if I rocked into an interview and it was AI, no. Particularly a job in the creative industry is where it's all about your personality. Yeah, I'm a get to know me guy, you know? Absolutely, absolutely. Let me wear you down over a couple of drinks or something. Yeah. But Shigar, you admitted to talking to your AI about plants.

Yeah, I've got some black spots on them and Babs never replies to my texts about plants. I was like, I'm just going to go. No, no, Babs doesn't reply to texts on weekends from any of us. Oh, she does. Oh, man. Office hours. I'm hard pressed to get a reply after midday. So she does.

She sees that and she's like, Babs, you're going to need to reply to Shige because without the human person, he's turned to AI. Yeah. Well, did AI help? AI would have helped about playing with that. Yeah, it was actually really like, cause you could just hit the voice button and then just have a full blown conversation with it.

You don't have to like type stuff in and it like responds. So that freaks me out as well that now it's got his voice. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Cause when the next time Shy Guy calls me, it's going to be AI mimicking his voice. Like this is how they take over guys. Ride the storm.

So Babs pick up your phone. Pick up your phone Babs. You're the last light of defense before the robot take over. I actually have my text over. I was like to Babs and I was going to send you a photo and I was like, nah she won't reply. I'll just put it on AI I'll go to AI

30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, can't use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question just say huh. So we back to you of course if there is time we're playing for $10,000. Our player today is Nick. Hello Nick. Morning Jess and Ducco, how are we? Nicky Nicky Nicky, we're very good. How was your weekend? Are you feeling refreshed and ready to win $10,000? Super refreshed and can't wait. Okay. What do you want to spend the money on? Getting married at the end of the year, so I'm thinking about buying a wife, a little

project dream car of hers. Ooh, okay. What are you looking at? Looking at a 69 Mustang Fastback. Oh cool, the Mustang baby. Hello Fast and the Furious. Probably black. Oh yeah, okay Vin Diesel. Okay, let it in!

Oh I love this Nick. Alright, this is great motivation. He's doing it for love and a bit of brum brum. The letter that you're going to work with today Nick, it's the letter C. C for cool car. Okay? Sounds good. Deep breath out. Sounds good. Deep breath out. Big exhale.

Get into the zone. All right, Nick, your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter C, we need you to name a pizza topping. Cilantro. A body part. Pass. A dairy product. Cream.

Something in your handbag. Pass. A dairy product. Cream. Something in your handbag. Pass. A singer. Pass. A four-letter word. Bake. Something heavy. Cement. A dessert. Cream pie. An insect. Pass. A boy's name. Cory. A body part.

Ooh, some creative ones there. Yeah, and some tough, tough questions. Yeah, he did well though. Got himself six there, Nick. Very good. Let's go through some of the body parts. Could have been the cheek, the chest, the collarbone, something in your handbag, really anything, cash, chapstick, whatever you want to call it.

Oh, because the car keys. Car keys, credit card, a singer Celine Dion, Christina Aguilera, and then an insect could have been the humble caterpillar, a cricket or a cockroach. But look, Nick, you don't go away empty handed. 100 Roles coming your way to spend at Freshwater Farm. That is all yours. Thanks guys so much for the opportunity and have a good day. Thank you, Nick.

What a polite, polite individual. Gracious into defeat as well. Yes, polite individual. Yeah, very gracious. Well done mate, thanks for playing. Thanks Nick. Yeah, 8 o'clock. He thanked us and he left.

Yeah, to be fair, he'd already done that. I went back to him. 8 o'clock, $10,000 we go again. Jess and Ducco. Now I need your perspective as a man, Ducco. An unfortunate, thank you. An unfortunate and strange incident unfolded in my bedroom over the weekend. Okay.

My husband is a big sports guy and he used to play rugby union locally. And his old club was having a thing. Yeah. And he said, Hey, Saturday afternoon, can I, can I attend? I went, you do you. Cause he hasn't played now for like, No, he had a very bad injury. It's what did his back.

So he coached for a bit. Yeah. Right. And he's still really in cahoots with, with the coach and the coaching staff and a lot of former, you don't call them alumni. What do you call it when you've left a sporting club? Uh, what do you call it when you've left a sporting club? What do you call it? Old boys. Old boys. They're all so involved that it's a great community. And so for special event days he likes to go and show face and drink beers. Have a cup of beers.

And he was very good, very smart ducko because he went, hey, mom and dad have offered to come come round, they can babysit for a few hours. I was like, why? I can stay home. He goes, nah, nah, why don't you go out and do something? And I was like, you smart from you. So I get, I can't be mad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're stuck at home and he doesn't feel guilty, he goes and has a great time.

I went and had a beautiful lunch with a girlfriend and I knew he was going to turn one on. It's what you do. And you go to these things. That's fine. He doesn't do it often, but he rolls in. I'm already in bed. And I think it must've been one or two AM duck, where he has gotten out of bed, stumbled over to the corner of the room and I'm a heavy sleeper.

So I'm not actually sure what woke me up. Maybe he thumped a bit harder than usual, but I don't usually wake up to him going to the bathroom or needing a drink of water or whatever. But something's woken me up and he's standing in the corner of the bedroom near the desk. I know where this is going. I think I know where this is going. He's backs to me facing the desk and I'm freaked out to be honest. Just, you know, this, how tall is he? Six foot, whatever, figure in the corner. I'm like, what's he doing?

And I'm still in a haze of sleep. He's like a zombie. Like a zombie. I'm like, is he sleepwalking? I am legend in the corner of the room. Thrusts in against the wall. Yeah, freaky man, freaky. Yeah.

And he's a pale boy, so he's a bit translucent in the dark. Okay, come on, get to it, get to the chorus. And then I just hear this. Drunk peeing in your room! We're pissing on the floor, Bucco. We've all been there. Have we? I haven't. I did it in my in-laws' living room. Were you sleeping in the living room or you'd walk through the living room?

I walked through the living room accidentally. So you thought you were in the bathroom? No recollection of that. You can wrap that up. Sorry, it's so weird. And Morgan had to like stop me, but I mean it's the worst feeling in the world. When I stayed at my cousin's place in London, we had our first night in London with him, I was jet lagged, I was pretty drunk.

Did you go to all boys' days? Oh yeah, we all had all boys' days. It's always after all boys' days. He had a big shoe collection on this like, I don't know, like on this rack. Like a rack or something? And I peed all over it accidentally, didn't even know. Pissed on his shoes? And then fell on it and then all the shoes fell on me.

Pissy shoes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like a dog marking your territory. Yeah, genuinely. He still doesn't know to this day that it was wee, he just thinks I knocked them. I'm like, yeah, totally, that's what it was. They fell into some beer that was on the floor. But I would expect it from me. I would not expect it from Angus. He is an upstanding citizen. That is so funny.

So he's standing in the corner and he was probably peeing for three seconds. I can hear it. We've got floorboards, bro, so there's nothing dulling the sound. Once again, I've got the audio. And nothing will snap me out of my sleep hazeze like my husband pissing on the floor. And I've gone, I guess, and he doesn't like when I use his full name, you know, we're trying to have little nicknames and that snapped him awake. And he was like, he woke up, but I think he was still drunk.

So he's woken up and he turned off his hose and he was like, yeah. And I went, do you need to use the bathroom? He goes, aren't I? I said, no, honey, you're in our bedroom. He said, okay. And totaled off to the toilet. I'm finished. The most polite conversation ever.

Did he total off to the toilet or did he just go to another room? Another corner. Great question. I think I heard water then. Well, you were hitting water. It was stung too. I was just gobsmacked. I've never dealt with him.

When you're in that state, it's like you're, you're on the blackout cusp. And he's worked in and around clubs genuinely since he was 18. The boy can hold his liquor. So I've just never seen him. That's wrong. Yeah. So that happened. And whilst he's in the bathroom, I was like, am I dreaming?

So I got up with my phone torch to check with my own eyes. There's piss on the floor there. But I went, I'm not cleaning that up. That is not my job. I'll leave that for the young man in the morning. Got back into bed. He got back into bed. Like, are you okay?

He said, yes. And drifted back off to sleep. It was all a dream. In the morning, we wake up Sunday morning and he opens his eyes. I opened my eyes and I said, do you remember what you did last night? He goes, did I piss in the corner? Yes, you did young man. Why don't you pop out of bed and clean that up?

Thank you very much. So he gets out of bed, goes to get it. We've got a bleach bottle and a microfiber cloth, comes back. No piss, Ducco. There is no puddle left dried near the deck. How could it have dried? It was freezing overnight. It's not like it was a warm evening. It could have probably dried, couldn't it? Could it have? A puddle? I don't think a puddle's gonna stay there of wee overnight.

If you've got floorboards, it could have seeped into the floorboards. It's wooden. A puddle appears. We're gonna have to do that test now. Now I'm thinking we've got to do a test because... But like pee dries. Even if you're winging on concrete, if you're doing a puddle, like that'll just... Yeah.

When we have a shower and water splashes onto the bathroom floor, that water is there until you mop it up. Tiles. Tiles. Tiles. Yeah, but this was your wooden floor. You're telling me wooden floor. Yeah, I think it's just seeped in. It would absorb it. I'd say that corner is now his corner.

He's come in and gone... Johnny, we'd own it too, the whole family's doing it. He's come in, well then we started speculating, because he's come in and gone, hang on, there's nothing here. Oh, is he acting like he didn't do it? I didn't do it! And I said, are you telling me we both dreamt it because you admitted to doing it? He said, maybe we synced up in our dreams.

I said, don't play dreams against me, brother. He's trying to. That is a great strategy. He's got the dream vote. And then I went hard. He went, oh, maybe Gianni came and licked it up. Like he thought it was salty whatever. He said, maybe, maybe as he was spinning around to walk to the toilet, he sort of moved his

head. He said, maybe, maybe as he was spinning around to walk to the toilet, he sort of moved his head. He said, maybe, maybe as he was spinning around to walk to the toilet, he sort of moved his head. He said, maybe, maybe as he was spinning around to walk to the toilet, he sort of moved his head. He said, maybe, maybe as he was spinning around to walk to the toilet, he sort of it was salty whatever. He said maybe, maybe as he was spinning around to walk to the toilet, he sort of mopped it up a bit with his own foot and or we can't work out what's happened. I saw pissed and I was sober. No doubt he

did it. But he has woken up while you still would have sleep cleaned it. Woke up the next day and gone, I was all a dream, honey. I don't want to use the G word. I was gonna say. Gaslighting man, gaslighting! Jess and Ducco. Still recovering from our last chat. I mean, I'm still recovering from Angus being in the bedroom. Can you believe it?

I can't, which is why it's so funny. So that was Saturday night. So Sunday night, you know, I sit down to send the email to you and Shy Guy and Babs saying, hey, some ideas for the show. And I rode out. Yeah. Did Angus and I have a joint dream? And then I went, I better clarify if the big money is okay for me to just share this story. Cause he's an upstanding gentleman and he's a business owner and he's got, you know,

people who look up to him and report to him. I went, can I tell that story? He goes, do I have a choice? I said, look, if you're vehemently veto, I'll delete it from my email. He said, no, go ahead. I'd be there too. You're going to tell Ducko anyway, so you may as well tell him on air. For those that don't know what we're talking about, if you missed it before, I just woke up to Angus being a bit too drunk on Saturday night,

weeing in her bedroom. That's right. On their bedroom. He stood up. It was like he thought he was at a urinal or a toilet, and he pissed on the floorboards. Now, I've done this a few times. I've got mates who do it like a guy, I've got one mate specifically who does it like every time he drinks.

Sometimes you can just, it just happens. Bab said her boyfriend was close to doing it. That's right. She caught him with his wang out and she yelled in time. So it's a thing like guys just do it if they're way too intoxicated. It gets to a certain age in life, I think think and you just all of a sudden do it. But I was Googling quickly and I was on Reddit in that little break about whether the pee would dry because your concern was...

I got up to look because I thought am I in a sleep induced haze? Did that actually happen? Got up with my phone torch and saw a puddle next to the desk, but I thought I'm not cleaning that. That is not my job. He who pissed cleans. Yes, absolutely. But in the morning Angus goes, it's gone. I think we dreamt it and tried to gaslight me.

So either he's gotten up and cleaned the middle of the night and pretend he hadn't or he's just been lucky. Cause I was looking into it. Um, we urine dries really quick, quicker than other substances. It was saying, so on a mattress it can dry after two to four hours. Like on a mattress it can dry. Fabric, porous. My clothes don't dry that fast on the fricking line.

I know, ridiculous. But urine will dry that fast on a mattress. On your floor, wooden floor, it would have seeped through a little bit, it would have dried and because it was so full of like, you know, alcohol and stuff like that, I'd imagine it would have been pretty clear. It wouldn't have been yellowy. Great question. I only looked with the phone torch so I didn't, I didn't notice viscosity or colour.

Ah, get back to me. Let's do some DNAs and some tests. I cannot believe that. So good though. And my house, I think it was like 1938 or something, those floorboards, beyond. Yeah, they're old. And there's a lot of cracks in between, like the crevices, the, I don't know if it's grout in floorboards, but they are porous. But I saw a puddle.

Yeah, but sure. But I reckon it would just seep through. Like every time I... Do I have to disclose that when we go to sell? Yeah, do that. Put that up. It's floorboards. Yes and Ducko. Biddy biddy bang bang, biddy bang bang, biddy biddy bang bang, biddy bang bang. Shy Guy's going to give us a topic. Ducko and I are going to bid against each other how many things within that topic we think we can rattle off. Shy Guy, category one please.

Category one for you guys today is late night TV hosts. Huh, just say Jimmy and you got them all. I know right, Jimmy one, Jimmy two and James. Um... Mmm... Five. Six, I don't know. You can include formal ones, not current ones.

Yep, yep. Seven. Okay, oh I'll see Yep, yep. Seven. Okay. Oh, I'll see that. I'll see your seven. David Letterman. Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Fallon. James Corden.

Rove McManus. Graham Norton. Conan O'Brien. Ah, yeah. You know who I was going to say if you didn't get it? Tell me. Sam Pang. Yeah, we'd take that.

Because he's got the new late night show. It's called late night. Yeah, it's called late night. I was just hoping you wouldn't get it. I was going to say Sam Pang. I apologise, Pangy. I love Sam. I've not watched the show.

I forgot about Conan. Conan. Always forget about Conan. You should watch him getting the Mark Twain prize on Netflix. It's good. I would have accepted Deborah Vance as well from Hacks. Sure. The TV show.

Fictional late night shows. Yeah why not. Next category, types of rice. Types of rice. I mean we are the rice cookers, Ducko. We should be good at this. Four? Five?

Six? Yeah, hit me with six. Oh, uh... Six? Yeah, hit me with six. Basmati, jasmine, long grain, short grain, brown rice. Oh Jesus. Another type of rice. Bro. Uh, coconut rice. Oh.

You did it. What were you gonna say? White. Oh, I didn't even say the most common of the rices. I thought that was just like, uh... Yeah, maybe we absolutely could. Yeah, okay, white that's seven. Black.

Or eight. Yeah. There's a few. Oh my god, Aborio, Canarolis. Oh, oh! The risotto. Risoni. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the risotto-y ones.

Oh man, there's like 12. Oh. Okay, well, there you go. Sticky. Sticky, oh, sticky. Sticky. Sure. Darko, I think we were holding back. I think we were holding back.

We were. Yeah. Good on us. Darko, I think we were holding back. I think we were holding back. We were. Good on us. Next category, Adele songs. Songs by Adele. I know she's got 300. What do we always do with songs? We never do well with songs.

We never do well with songs. That 20 seconds goes so fast. You've had all day. I can only think of one Adele song right now. I can't think of any others. Um. Four. Five. Six... Four. Hmm, five.

Six. Okay. Because I can't do any more! Hello, rolling in the deep. Yes, yes, I thought I heard. Someone like you. Oh yes. Fight of the rain.

I said fight of the rain. Yep. Um... Oh, god! Um... Uh... I'm sorry, I know she's got six albums. Oh god. Um. Uh. I'm sorry, I know she's got six albums.

Yeah, I don't even know another one. I can't even come in and... I took Hello tonight. Yeah, Hello rolling in the deep and yeah, yeah. No, what's it? I mean, that's... Rumour has it. Water under the bridge when we were young. All massive hits from Adele. Easy on me. So what is it?

A long time ago... Our boss had a go at us the other day when something came to a draw, but we're one all. What do we do? We need to get to a winner. We have one more question. Ooh. Crime TV shows.

Oh. Like law crime TV shows. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to think, okay, how many do you reckon you could do? How many are you going to do? Five? I'll say six. Seven. I'm going to need to okay, how many do you reckon you could do? How many are you going to do? Five? I'll say six.

Seven? I'm going to need to hear seven, thank god. Law and Order, CSI, CSI Miami, CSI New York. Crap. Law and Order, oh, ask for you. Two more, brother. Hawaii Five-O. Yes.

And... One more. Criminal Vines! Two more brother. Hawaii 5-0. Yes. And... One more. Criminal vines! Damn it! Damn it! I was going through all the Laura Donorson CSIs. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. Need to do a full investigation here with the team. This has been happening for some time now and I've ignored it for a while. But it just keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger. Cannot ignore it any longer, Ducco. I've been sending you guys photos and updates of this. In our local area where we are, and it's been spreading far and wide. It started off with our morning's guy Ben, he actually sent me a photo of it. Someone has been tagging, like genuinely graffiti tagging Ducco.

It's straight up vandalism Darko. On like bus seats, like power electricity boxes, schools, signs. Signs at local ovals. Yeah, where babs play soccer. I'm gonna put, I mean, where babs play soccer, let's just keep that in mind. Let's add up all the evidence. Yeah, yeah, so this one was, cause I was running through you guys initially and everyone was like, oh that's a coincidence, but I don't know how many people have the name darker

I had it all my life, and I don't know anyone else with it We're gonna put the image or multiple images on the Jess and duck of Instagram. Yeah, because it is it is a very Specific it is font would just say style would just say it can't be me I know it's free publicity and a publicist good good publicity I don't I don't can't even write that neat. So you know me you don't abide by a vandalism No, it's just not who I am. The duck is very clear lowercase D duck and then he's he's a little O the The flair of the O it's actually an extension of the K It's quite nice. He's run on the and he's me saying he could be she could be anyone they They have done the run-on of the K to make the O.

So it's actually quite artistic. It is. I actually would like to use it when I have to sign my name on things. And you know, there's a part of me when you were sending through the multiple images, Ducco, it got me worried. Is this two different people? Because some of the first images you sent, that O almost looked like a Z in some of them, but now I'm wondering if that's a different, because that's clearly spray paint, whereas the other one was clearly textiles. So this assailant, multiple different pieces of equipment.

And I'm getting sent this from a lot of rice cookers who see them and send it to me, but is this you? What are you doing? Is this out and about? Because at first I left it, but now it's really catching fire. Could this be the quickest investigation of all time? 131060, is this you? Are you doing this? Because we thought this might be... You've been wanting your moment because this is it.

This is it. Do you... Here's the question. Yeah, yeah. Do you know another Ducko? Only the Filipino guy on Instagram who I took care of him. Don't worry about it. I got rid of his name.

Don't worry about it. When Ducko set up his Instagram, we realised he can't just be Ducko full star. Yeah, that's why I got other schools. Because Ducko existed on Instagram. He tried to coerce, he tried to bribe. I tried to message him to reply and I had to message Instagram. But no one else, and I've never seen it before. It's a pretty unique name. My last name is Alan Duckett. Do you know a Duckworth or a...? I know Duckets, but like...

Do you know Duckets? I don't know another Ducko as a nickname. Maybe I've just never come across them. The Duckets you know don't go by Ducko? No. Interesting. I mean I'm the only one that I know of. And it seems very specific.

It does. For our area as well. Yeah, exactly right. Look, you can remain anonymous. Maybe people don't want to dob in the tagger. So you can always text 0488881069. You can DM us. Jess and Ducko. But could this be the shortest investigation of all time? Well...

Do we know the Ducko? Otherwise, we're digging. And I just want to know the motive. Is it just because you think the name's fun or... What age do you think this person is? Because what age do you grow out of tagging your name? You know when you'd see wet cement as a kid? You couldn't help yourself. I still do that.

Okay, so we haven't grown out of it maybe. The wet cement, I still write my name, but a love part. I'm thinking maybe 17, 18. Yes. Like younger. And proud. Proud of it too, but they're really sticking, unless their name is, that's just their tag and they don't even know.

Because, sorry, what are you, do you think it sticking unless their name is that's just their tag and they don't even know because I'm sorry What are you you do you think yeah? It's not their name. It is to get you in trouble Oh, is that where your gut? I don't know Pissed take I just I'm just not sure on the angle I mean look I'll take the free market and they're not even doing like duck. Oh was here That's what a vandalism. I never understand. What's the point of? Oh, someone called in and said that taggers don't ever tag their own name. Okay. So how do you know it was them? Like what's the point of doing it then?

So taggers using my name being like, that's my- But that's what I'm saying, is it malicious then? Or have they just randomly plucked the word ducko out of obscurity? I like to think they're doing it because they like me as a person and they like my name. Optimistic. What a positive spin. Thanks man, thank you so much. What's the next stage of the investigation? I don't know what to do. Because it's not like we can stake out every park bench. We could do it. Hoping they strike. Team sleepovers. Do we do team stakeouts? Team stakeouts. And just wait and see if we can find someone. We have to it late at night It's very annoying. We're gonna have to workshop like where would they hit next? Where's most likely?

Maybe we need to interview a tagger anonymously To get inside the hair. Why would they do this? Because there's no I don't like you said where are they likely to strike? There's not even a was here smells. There's nothing added to it. You know what I mean? So there's nothing it's literally How about you chime in and say that? Babs? We can get night vision goggles and like, camo suits. And do a stakeout. I'm all for this.

Where do you think we should stakeout first, Babs? We'll get killy suits. I don't know. Okay, maybe let's chat to a tagger. I think we need to get inside the mines. Yeah, why would they do this? Where is this coming from? And there's other clues, maybe we need a cop as well. Because I need to get inside the mines. Yeah, why would they do this? Where's this coming from? And there's other clues, maybe we need a cop as well. Cause I need to get inside the...

We need a profiler like the FBI. Cause I'm waiting for the police to come to me and say, look man, what's going on here? Absolutely, God forbid you got a spray, can of spray paint at your house. Oh, imagine that. I get raided. Bit of fun.

Anyway, we'll unpack this. Let's unpack this. If you have any information, the tip line. Oh yeah, here. 0488881069. We'll unpack this. Let's unpack this. If you have any information, the tip line. 0488881069. We'll take them. Can only take text messages. Jess and Ducco. We've just started an investigation.

Yep. Someone is going around. On park benches, bus stops. Yep. Probably buses. Signs on local ovals. Tagging. stops, signs on local ovals, tagging with both Sharpie and spray-pang, we've got two weapons being used, the word ducko. Now you look me in the eye.

It's not me. You know I can't do that. I can't even write that neat. I know it's graffiti but you know I can't. You're left handed. It's screams of a right-handed person. It might be our first piece of evidence. We are launching an investigation

Can we identify the tagger? Yeah, it's gonna be hard, but we're always we're trying to land on motive We're trying to work out trends shy guys trying to get us an FBI profile. I'm a cop maybe a former reformed graffiti artist We get banks Sure, we're not some suspects Nicole has reached out, Ducko. Maybe it's just someone who was really partial to Ducks. Oh, I see what you're saying. Well, if that be the case, Nicole...

Why's the O in the end? I just... Exactly. That is not an S. Yeah, no, it's an O. That is an O. And like we said, they're not saying mean things or nasty things. Just the name.

They're not even saying anything. Maybe they're just a good friend. But how's this, Ducko? Yeah. Stacey, good friend of the show. Yes. I mean we sent her to Justin Timberlake in New York. She owes us.

She does owe us. 10 minutes ago, we must have been in the middle of that conversation. She spotted another one. Looks like on a small retaining wall. Oh yes. In chalk? Or is that spray paint as well? I think it's got to be paint.

Paint? Yeah. To stay on there. Now that one's quite faded to that one. Yeah, that's been there for a while. Interesting. Side of the road near the lights. Interesting. And it's no one in this team because, you know,

No. it's been a few places where Babs has been lately. And I can't write neatly. No, you're like me. And I just, it's just not in my wheelhouse to do that. Yeah, I think it's you. I smudge as I write. Babs is up there on my suspicion list.

Or maybe some of her friends. Be real, if I wouldn't do anything illegal I'd start crying. That's true. Actually that's true. She would corrupt. Can you imagine putting her on the lie detector test? Cross her out a little. Cross out.

Yeah, okay. Anyway. If you see the tag Ducco, please DM us, JessandDucco on Instagram. If you have any intel, 0488881069 or socials of course. Or you were a graffiti artist. Yeah yeah yeah. You have some motive stuff. Do you have anything that, what does the Crime Stoppers thing?

See something, say something. Oh yes. You don't know what morsel of information could help us. We need everything. In this investigation. All hands on deck. You're Stable and I'm Benson. Stable, the toxicology reports came in.

Did you just tell yourself that? Yeah sorry. You're Stable and I'm Benson. Oh, Stable, the toxicology reports came in. Oh. Did you just tell yourself that? Yeah, sorry, I was too... Stable was talking to Stable. I'm Benson. Sorry. Do you want to be Benson? No, I want to be Stable.

Anyway, you get it. This is our... Right now, this is all we've got. This is the Brain's Trust. And we clearly... And you know what the idea we came up with? Don't know what we're doing. Babs goes on buses and rides buses until she finds one.

So that's where we're at. So help us. Do you have a better idea? Jess and Ducco. Late last week, we were having a very interesting conversation. What to do with the children if you and your partner carcass? Wheel chat. It is something that Angus and I have been discussing after a chat with an accountant recently where he talked about our wills and one

of the big concerns and priorities, well what happens to your child? So Angus and I've been discussing that a bit and we landed on we don't know about giving her to a family member and we had our reasons. Yeah. We don't have to go into them again. I found that interesting because for me I was like you can't just give your kids to anyone other than family right like you've got close friends but that'll flip their lives on their head so it's like with family it's like well you know you're my blood here you go. Like you have to. You kind of have to. Angus and I are getting into well the age of our parents is a

factor our siblings both living interstate was a factor. And what do we want lifestyle wise for Lucia? So all these, all these things sort of for us whittled down to, we think a friend. Now it's funny, I had that chat late last week, Ducco, over the weekend. Got multiple messages from different family and different friends. Yeah, they would've all seen it. Cause we didn't, we've not like asked these people that was sort of top of our list. Cause it's a big thing to ask them.

It is a big thing to ask. Cause they can say no. I mean, that's a tough thing. I mean, imagine as anyone said no, but it is one of those things where people take it as quite flattering. So we actually caught up with a girlfriend over the weekend. She was full pitching. She, you should have seen,

cause one of my big things was I want Lucia to grow up in a fun household. You should have seen how fun Aunty Kate was trying to be over the weekend. I'm like, you're doing a great, you're doing great work here. I'll just write that down on my little tally of points. You should tell your friends to pitch it. That would be a good way to do it. At least a PowerPoint presentation. Absolutely. So it's funny, but we put it up on social media over the weekend and we got

some really interesting perspectives. You've got some there from Rice Cookers. We got this from Ellie. She said, my older sister and her husband were just about to walk out the door to go on a 10 day cruise. As they're walking out the door, my sister goes, oh, by the way, we've popped it in our will that if something happens to us, all the kids go to you. Just as they're walking out for their holiday. Oh no, that's what my sister did to my little sister. Shut up. She got four kids.

I think, yeah, I'm pretty sure, my youngest is a Tommy, so I actually don't know who they get. There you go. Yeah, she's got four kids. Ellie goes on to say, no mention of it at all. Prior to the day they were leaving, they had just updated the will in case something happened on this cruise. Must have been the first trip they were doing without the children. They have three boys. I was horrified at first, but then flattered. So there's a perspective there. Just spring it on someone.

It's a compliment until it becomes, God forbid if it happens. I know. And then it's like, oh. We didn't get a message from anyone who actually had to take the children. This is all from people who had been asked. Craig got in touch with us and said, we had close friends come round and made them pitch to the kids who would be the best guardians. And the kids voted. Well, there you go. It's one thing for me to decide.

It's another for the children to go, hang on, you guys are dead. Yeah. Who do I want to live with? I'll give you sugar every night. They're like, you, you get it. Uh, Jayar has said, get this, Ducco. I was the babysitter. So not family or friend. I worked for the family, had been looking after this couple's baby

since she was four months old. I was 14 when I started with the family. When I turned 18, they sat me down and said, if the worst happened, would I be the child's guardian? 18. It's young. That is young. I get you've been with the family for four years and you've shown a caregiving side, but that feels very young.

Feels young. Can you imagine leaving Florence to someone that young? No, not at all. Wild. Anonymous got in touch and said, I'm currently debating how to tell the people we put in our will when we first had our daughter that we don't want them anymore. They have their own kids now and their own lifestyle and parenting style does not align with how we raise our kids or our styles.

Cause remember I told you, I don't know about giving them to friends who don't have children cause I know who they are as people. Yeah. But what if their parenting style is very different? You want to almost see it in action. 100%. One more for you, Asher said, I got the phone call as my friend was in the solicitor's office doing their will saying,

you're good to take my daughter if I die, right? You'd be right, yeah, you're all good. That's one way to do it because a few people message saying, you can't spring it on people, like as in you're dead and they find out in the will. They have to have agreed prior and signed a document or whatever. Yeah, totally, totally. But some very interesting perspectives and everyone really doing something a little different. Have you gotten any close to who you're going to? I've got to tell you, Aunty Kay did a hell of a job over the weekend.

Okay. It just seems like fun will sway Jess. Sorry, but this is, this is the other issue I landed on. You have to take Gianni as well. Oh geez, no one has a house bigger than us. The dog, no. How can we do that? And Aunty Kay, she likes Gianni, but not a huge, no one has a house big enough. No. How could we do that? And Aunty Kay, she likes Gianni, but not a huge dog fan.

Oh, they need to be dog people. So you can't have one kid and not the other. Similar to you, you've got to now put Pam in the will. Oh yeah. And she, you'd want to keep the girls together. Pam's pro-ty one. Yeah. Oh pro-ty one.

Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10k alpha bucks on Hit. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions all starting with the same letter. Have to take your first answer, cannot use the same answer twice and if you're unsure of the question, say pass. We come back to you of course if there is time today playing for $10,000. We have Sarah. Hello Sarah. Hi Sarah, a little birdie called Babs has

told us something very exciting happening for you today yep it's my birthday how old are you turning today 38 nice the glory day this is it you can win 10k in your 38 I mean you might have had a good birthday present in the past But nothing will be better than Justin Ducco giving you 10 grand for your 38th What do you want to spend the money on? I want to take my little girl over to overseas Beautiful. Amazing. Come on. Great motivation. The vibes are high

The letter you're gonna work with today Sarah is B. That's a great letter to work with. B for beautiful, okay? Okay, thank you. Your time will start after the first question. Here we go, starting with the letter B. We need you to name a fruit. Banana. A phone app.

Path. A country. Belgium. A country. A type of cheese. An animal. A mode of transport. An Australian Prime Minister. An instrument. Um...pass. Something you wear?

Pass. No. We ran out of time. Damn. Didn't get 10k but we got a pass. We got five. Five of the best. Five of the best.

Unlucky. Now let's go through some. A phone-up could have been bumble or binge. What else we got here? An Australian Prime Minister, Bob Hawke. An instrument could have been the bass guitar, Bab's favourite. And then something you wear could have been a beanie or a belt or even a bra. Sarah, look, you didn't get the money, but you don't go away empty handed. You did get $100 spent at Freshwater Farm. That is all yours.

Thank you very much. Some nice little birthday present from us to you with love. Sarah, thanks for joining the show. Thank you very much. Thanks, babe birthday present from us to you with love. Sarah, thanks for joining the show. Thank you very much. Thanks babe, have a great rest of your day. Yeah, big happy birthday. Enjoy the rest of it.

But now Jess, my goodness. Oh my goodness. Are you ready? Are you ready to rip the bandaid off? I was born ready, baby. I know you were born ready. We can fully announce that Friday's Live is back, baby. Yes!

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We did. Maybe out of respect for the fat man. Yep. But it's back. In his honour I'm gonna say. Oh yeah. In his honour. Let's do it for Fat Man. Think about 23 we had Derulo, Flowrider, Kelly Rowland, Boys 2 Men, there was 22 was Macklemore, TLC, Akon, Craig David. Bro we've had Janet Jackson, Usher, Craig David all the way back to 2016 where

we got Nellie, TLC and Maya in the same room. So we've got seven artists for this one. Nothing gets these massive superstars together like Fridays Live. Do you know how hard it is to align their schedules? Oh it's so hard. These are busy people. All the writers they need. They're coming together for Fridays Live. Yeah so we keep it locked on here, we'll tell you when, where, who, but we know there's seven artists.

And how. And how. Right now though, DJ Konski and DJ Ducky Fingers come to you for a little mashup. Is this a clue for who's going to be on the lineup? Well, all I'll say is it's a Flowrider mashup. Ho ho! I love it! Let it play baby, it's Monday!

Jess and Ducco. 131060, what is the household rule you grew up thinking was totally normal? Yeah, these were always great. And I guess by extension you only realised it wasn't normal till maybe you met a new partner, you moved out on your own, or a friend came over and went, what the hell are you guys doing here? What are you guys up to? Lots of people contributing on this thread. Someone said, our kitchen used to close at 9pm.

Not even that my mum wouldn't cook. You couldn't go to the fridge and get a drink or a snack. Kitchen's shut, honey. You're not coming in. That's a good one. I like that one. Someone said, not me, but a girlfriend's family rule. You only got one drink with dinner and you could not have a refill. I mean, that's, that's feeling very, please, sir, can I have some more? Yeah. Can I not have tap water at least a refill? Uh, someone has said, if you turn the light on in the car, a police officer

will pull you over and give you a ticket. It is illegal. Yes, I grew up that one. So did I. I think my parents even believed it. You can't have the car light on inside. It'll give you a fine. We've had so many contributions on the Jess and Duck Instagram page.

This one got me a beauty because this is one I grew up and I think it did spawn from my parents. You'll get pen poisoning, biro poisoning, ink poisoning if you draw on your hair. If you draw on yourself, you'll get pen poisoning, biro poisoning, ink poisoning, if you draw on your head. If you draw on yourself, you'll get poisoning. Or write a note on your head. Yes. Says the girl now who grew up and had tattoos.

Back when tattoos weren't as in, so it was like, if you draw on your head, if you have a tattoo. Ink poisoning got me. I went, I've got trauma from that, yes. Don't swallow bubble gum. It'll grow inside you. Dom has said, don't swallow bubble gum, because my mum told me a tree would grow in your tummy. What's that got to do with bubble gum?

I've heard don't swallow watermelon seeds or apple seeds because that fruit will grow inside you. Don't eat within half an hour of swimming. Yeah. That one's semi true, right? Like the idea is about don't you possibly get a cramp. I don't know what the. Unless I'm just, I've drunk the Kool-Aid, you'd possibly get a cramp. I don't know what the...

Unless I'm just, I've drunk the Kool-Aid. Yeah, it could have, because I thought it wasn't. One we got from an air house was that if you turn a light on and off it costs 50 cents. Oh my god, my uncle used to tell me that. So every time you flick a switch it costs 50 cents. Do you think every time you turn a switch on now, does that just play in your mind? I always think about it, I always think about it, and it makes you want to like turn lights off.

Mine, it was more my dad trying to enforce it. Granted, my brother and I did not about it. I always think about it. And it makes you want to like turn lights off. Mine, it was more my dad trying to enforce it. Granted, my brother and I did not really abide. As soon as you left a room, bedroom, bathroom, we had the bi-fold doors for the living room, you had to shut the door. It was like all- Keep doors closed. Keep doors closed. And he never talked about, oh, it's to keep the central heating working in the common

areas. He just didn't want to see into any room. So you'd go down the corridor and it'd be pitch black because all the doors were closed and there's no natural light. That's an interesting one. You've got to shut the doors. This is very niche to my household, but if you were naughty, you had to clean grandma's false teeth.

Sugarmummy used to have false teeth. That was the punishment. And they'd come out a few times when she was doing something or laughing or whatever and I'd, I've seen them or she would take them out to like, you know, have a joke. Would you do something naughty and your mum would go, sugar mama take out the teeth? You would clean your, it never happened. I didn't even know if sugar mama knew that we were going to do it. You'll clean sugar mama's false teeth. You will clean it.

That's a hell of a threat. Oh, no one wanted to clean grandma's teeth. Hell of a threat. Yeah. Shy Guy, did you go up with the house rules thinking it was normal? I think when like in school, as soon as we were home from school, we had to take off the school uniform. Oh my god. Again, my dad tried to enforce that too. So my friends asked, we're in our school uniform, what are we doing? Yeah, it feels really weird. When you got home you had to take it off. Yeah. My dad used to say that

because if you would then have a snack or eat dinner, the potential to get it dirty. I think mum just didn't want to wash it every day. Yes, exactly. I really like this one from Carina on the Jessanducca Instagram page. She said, we weren't allowed to talk to the cat in a baby voice or the cute pet voice because my mum thought the cat would think we're dumb. Like great, again a threat, the cat will think you're stupid. You're an idiot.

Speak to it like a person. Babs, what have you got for us? No bread after 7pm. I mean you should live by that. Any reasoning or logic? Mum thought that it would be better for digestion if you don't have it after 7pm, but I used to just eat so much bread that I think she was just trying to stop me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

To be fair, I think she's onto something. There might be a thread of truth there. I don't think you can't. Yeah, you shouldn't be eating bread late. You shouldn't, yeah. But even now I'm like, it's eight o'clock, I can't have bread. May? The time has ticked.

They sink deep into us, don't they? They really do. 131060, those little household rules you grew up thinking were completely normal. Yeah, you can't not live by them. Exactly. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. You're asking what household rule did you grow up thinking was normal?

Yeah, someone has posted this on the internet and people have come for it, come to contribute. I like this one. In our house, butt and booty were treated as very, very naughty words. Oh yeah? I mean, you can't even say butt head. Oh yeah? I mean you can't even say butt head. I mean I could say worse. You know in air house we couldn't say fart. We had to say windy butt. I think about that a lot. I grew up thinking that was dead set normal. I really like this one. We were not allowed to invite a friend over for a sleepover two times in a row. They had to host first before we

could invite them again. Looking back I think this was just my mom's way of avoiding sleepovers. That's something my mom would do. She was a big like house etiquette and rules and hey tit for tat I've done two in a row now. It's your turn to host. Makes sense. It really does. It does. Debbie on 13 1060, good morning. What household rule did you grow up thinking was normal? For my parents, European, and my mum used to say to me growing up when I was a kid that when I had my monthlies, I wasn't allowed to touch the fruit in the fruit bowl because it would make it spoil, like it would ripen it. Ex-squeeze me?

I know. It's very, very strange and I couldn't wash my hair either on my monthly. I have a lot of questions but I guess you're a kid, I mean when you first get it, you're what, 12, 13? You don't know, your mum's got school. So you wouldn't be questioning it. Debbie, is there a part of you that now in adulthood it's still ingrained in you so you think about it a lot or feel weird about breaking quote unquote the rule?

I do but I have a daughter so I didn't tell her that. Goal, break the cycle Debbie. Robbie on 13 1060, how some rules you got up thinking was normal Robbie? Well when I grew up we weren't allowed to sit on cold cement because you got hemorrhoids. I've not heard that, that is so good. Like bare bum Robbie or just in general? Just in general. So I never sat down. Cold cement gave you hemorrhoids.

That's so funny. That is hilarious. What if it was a warm day and thus the ground was warm? Could you sit on warm cement? Yeah. Well yeah. Robbie's like duh. Obviously but I was a child when mum made this rule. Okay. Wow. These parents are doing a number.

Someone has said, Alana said, I wasn't allowed to go near dams. Well, my parents told me don't go near dams as the bag man will come and get you scared the crap out of me going anywhere near a dam for a long time. What the hell's the bag man? I don't know. Oh, Carolyn, Carolyn on 13 10 60. household rule did you grow up thinking was normal? Good morning guys. My parents would say if we got sunburnt, we were grounded for two weeks.

You were grounded? Yeah. So we used to come home sunburnt from spending the time down at the beach and this rule just appeared and two weeks grounding and I've got to be honest, it's actually still in place with my teenage children now. I mean that's taking skin care and sun safety very seriously. Whatever's going to get through to the kids. Wow.

Thank you Carolyn. Morgan, my wife just messaged me and she said that in their house, I'd forgotten about this, in their house that if they didn't eat their dinner, like whatever it was, Carolyn. Morgan, my wife just messaged me and she said that in their house, I'd forgotten about this, in their house that, um, if they didn't eat their dinner, like whatever it was, leftover could be veggies or whatever it was, their dad would pack it in their lunch the next day. And they'd have to eat the next day. Like that's all they got for lunch. So half the time then she was throwing it out and trying to get sandwiches off her friends. Oh my God. It's just creative ways parents come up with to try and protect their kids.

I guess. Mate, Julia got in touch and said, we weren't allowed to bring friends over that laughed too loud. So... You and me are doomed. Welcome to Maaanday team. I just forgot the day of the week. It's the first day back.

That's not good. But I enjoyed the melody. Maaanday team. That was just getting started for it. Not enough singing on this show. A lot of people would argue with that. There shouldn't be any more than there already is. There shouldn't be any more than what we currently do in Wordiokey.

But yes, welcome to Monday. Yeah, we'll start a new week, you know. Fun morning already. Always great. If you missed any of it, grab on to the podcast. Listen, I already have your podcasts. And catch up on the investigation we've launched. Move over, and order criminal intent, law and order SVU, this is law and order Jess and Ducko graffiti artist hunt. Yes! That's exactly what this is.

We'll workshop the name. Yeah, we will. Not as snappy as it could be. It's a work in progress. Yeah, that's right. Someone is tagging in both Sharpie and Spray Paint the word Ducko around town. We're getting a cop on tomorrow maybe, hopefully to discuss it a bit more and the punishment. I think we need to get an expert in about motive, about where to continue the investigation. You know I

don't know how to fingerprint check dust for fingerprints. Look as you can hear our investigation team the Brains Trust isn't fantastic it's just us and we're trying really hard. At this stage we're putting Babs on a bus for 24 hour shifts yeah to see if anyone tags on a bus because that just feels like something they do yeah yeah yeah so this stage it's Babs on a bus which I still can't like anyway imagine the opener it's Babs on a bus, sleigh, beep beep the wheels on Babs' bus go round and round, round and round. Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Babs, Can I safely assume you're out of the baby bubble? That blissful baby bubble. You knew I was never in it. Jess and Daco. It's pretty company. Busy woman, here breakfast. Jess and Daco, it's 8.41 Monday morning.

I got nothing. Yeah, you're in the top. Oh, well that's us guys. Have a good one. There's nothing coming out. I'm sorry. Trying to get a cheesecake sent to my brother. Oh yeah.

It's his birthday today and it's not working. So my apologies. I was distracted for a second. Your household sounds just as fun as mine. Totally. You get it. You get it, man. We're up against it.

Yeah, that's it. Lack of sleep, all that sort of gear. Amen. Flo's a month old now, a month today. Yeah, about that. Nah, she was born on the 14th. Yeah, a month and a couple of days. You know, I'm not going to be those people who can go, my daughter is eight weeks old. I'm gonna forget straight away. So I'm like,

I don't know, a couple, a little bit. You know how sometimes you very gently remind me that I go off on tangents. The other day you said she's a month today and she wasn't, but I stopped myself. Yeah, oh good for you. Because it was the 12th and I was like, I know she's on the 14th, but I'm not gonna correct the dad. Like when it gets like- And it's also unnecessary, but I'll tell him about it a week later when it comes up naturally. When it gets like 14, 15 weeks, I'm just going to be like, I don't know, like a couple of months. I can't remember. And the issue is you got to play the audience because sometimes I'll say, oh, Lucia's 18

months. Because that's, yeah, it feels specific, but the difference between one and two is humongous. But then someone goes, oh, when's her birthday? And I say October. They went, Oh wait, so she's 19 months. I'm like, Oh, Jesus Christ. What difference do you want from me? Who cares? Exactly. But no, she'd been very well and stuff like really good, but there's their trying times as lack of sleep done a few drives where you're trying to get it asleep. How lucky she does enjoy the car. You've got that in your arsenal. But my wife, Morgan would be a, I think I've told you about this before.

Morgan is an audible sigh person. Yes. You have mentioned the volume at which she lets you know, I'm having a day or at least I'm having a moment. And sometimes I'm like, what did you even sigh about? We're sitting here watching TV. Like what was going through your head just then? And does she ever have something? She's like, oh, sometimes she doesn't even know she does it.

You know what I mean? She's just like a really audible. It's almost just a big exhalation. But it comes out, oh, she's had a bad day. I feel like Pam has picked up on that too, because you know dogs, dogs will audibly sigh like they're paying a mortgage and living up against it. I love those videos. Yes.

So Pam, you'll see when she does it. Your dog's up against vaginitis, anxiety, the weather, she can't go outside. You haven't run her long enough that day. She got a lot to sigh about. I ran her 9k on the weekend because it'd been such bad weather I was trying to get her out. I ran her 9k's to tire her and then that afternoon she was still like what, because when we breastfeed, sorry, when we feed Flo and burp her, she thinks when we're burping her we're playing with her. Oh, like play with her. Oh. So then she gets a toy and brings it over to you and you're like, I can't do both of

these things. Tell me that while Morgan is burping Flo, you've tried to pick up Pam and burp her just to get her involved. I will try that now. She goes really rigid when I pick her up. It's like, are they goats that when they get scared they just freeze? That's what Pam does when she gets rigid. And then knees look out.

Yeah. She just goes dead straight and you hold her and she just won't look at me. Well if you're jealous of Flo being birb babe, I'll give you a little birb. But the other day, I swear to god, in my household I had the side quartet because Morgan sighs, Pam sighs, yes that does happen. Sometimes they sigh together. But the newest female in our household. Don't even tell me. Oh my god, in her sleep, Morgan has sighed, Pam has sighed, then you hear her... And I was like, NO! Not you too! Wow, you know they say children are like sponges.

Flo has picked up what the other ladies are putting down. So all three of them now just side. I can't tell who's who anymore. Wait till all the cycles sync up. I hope you're staying safe on this Monday morning, wherever you are, wherever you may be. Absolutely. You know, but we'll, wherever you may be. Absolutely. You know, but we'll get you where you need to go. Well actually we're done now so. That's right.

We're about to be done. That's right. But hey, you missed a minute. Yeah. Our podcast, well you did, didn't you? You were here the whole time. Oh yeah. I had eyeballs on you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our podcast lives on the listener app. Yep. Great times. Yeah, get over here, get your podcast, catch up on some gear from the team today. And help us. Help us. We've got an investigation going. Ducco's been made aware of someone tagging his name. Now we don't know the motivation. Is this person trying to get our Ducco in trouble? Yeah. Is this person also nicknamed Ducco? Would weird, but I'd like to be him.

It feels weird, but like, I mean, your nickname's Ducko stands to reason. There's a Duckworth out there who goes by Ducko. Because you've got relatives, obviously, with your surname, who don't go by Ducko. No, they don't. It's very unique. So we need to find that out. And we've spotted it in multiple spots, in multiple... not fabrics, what's the word I'm looking for? Inks? Inks, faults. multiple spots in multiple not fabrics what's the word I'm looking for inks inks for one sharpie one spray paint some are more faded than others which would suggest our elusive fugitive has maybe been doing this for a while yeah

so if you see a duck oh tag out and about please send it through if you are a tagger yourself we'd like to hear from you. Or reformed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe you're 45 and in your youth, 14, you were doing this. We want to get inside your head. Yeah, we can keep you anonymous. Of course. Absolutely. We're not looking to get anyone in trouble. We just want to get to the bottom of it. Even the taiga, we're not looking to get in trouble, but I would like to know some motive. You know? I would love to know the motive. Because also this is this feels like Ancestry.com. Maybe you're related somehow. Oh, you think we're related? Maybe, I don't know. It could be. It's my long lost cousin. Are you also a French king? You could do a swab or we could just find this tagger. Yeah, that'd be nice.

Or we put Babs on a bus for 24 hour shifts and she just looks at people scribbling on the back of bus seats. I do like the Babs on a bus concept. It's a fun game. We can just cross to her and she's got to be loud like on the radio loud while she's in a bus. We've got a lot of bus drivers who choose to put us on the school run or their local route. If you've noted a ducko tag on your bus, please snap a pic and let us know. Send us your pics. We need eyes and ears all over the place. Send us your tag pics. Please send us your tag pics. Otherwise, I'm sorry Babs, you're heading onto the bus. I know you don't love public transport, but have you got your bus routes all planned out? Yeah, sure. I mean, if I have snacks, I think I'll be okay.

No, no eating and drinking on buses. No, no. It's food and drinks. No, you're not allowed to. It's got that big, you know, the burger and the drink with the circle. You can still vape on there, but you'll be alright. I don't vape. I was in an Uber the other day and me mate started vaping in the backseat. I'm like what is wrong with you? Oh, yeah. Don't do that.

I mean I'll go for instance vape in restaurants when we go there and they just do it under the shirt. It's like puff the magic dragon coming out their sleeves. And they always get caught. It's like hey man one more warning everyone just gets caught. Oh, it's so bad. So anyway, no food or drink or vapes on the bus Babs. You gotta be eyes on the prize. Yeah, just looking at bus seats. That's right. It is awkward when she pays that bus fee though gets on and realises the, you gotta be eyes on the prize. Yeah, just looking at bus seats. That's right. It is awkward when she pays that bus fee though, gets on and realises the tag isn't there,

then has to wait before she can get off again. She's gotta ring that bell and get off it. But what's to say the tag, it doesn't get on to the next stop. Jesus, Jesus got a busy month for you Babs. It is gonna be, until we get to the bottom of this. Yeah, yeah. Shy Guy's trying to get us an FBI profiler or banks you. Working on it.

Yeah, hopefully we get a police officer on tomorrow. If you are a police officer on tomorrow. If you are a police officer or a former police officer, I mean, by all means call in or... Please do. Message us on Instagram. We've just got to pull at every thread, Ducker. I think so.

Because right now it's a blank canvas. We need to investigate this thoroughly. Shy Guy's printing out a big map. Oh yeah. And he's going to get coloured pins and strings. And we can see how far they are. Oh, good one. The issue is we've gotta kinda carbon date the tags.

I'd love a timeline. Chronological. I don't know exactly when they've been tagged or when they've been discovered. Okay. Any information 0488881069, slide into the DM or of course 1310ziggy. Imagine that's what wins you the call of fame.

Geez, that'd be alright. You know, you had something to say about the tagger. You were the tagger, but you weren't 500 dollars worth of skincare stuff. Maybe you're a pimply tagger, and you'd like that. Probably are. Probably 17. Please let it be a 60 year old. Like I really hope it's just some, you know, just breaking bad.

Oh yeah, he's just gotten in the air. Let's be real, it's gonna be a bloke. He's just lived a white collar job, he's all life and now he's breaking back. He's tagging the duck man everywhere. Yeah. What's his face? He's just personal vendetta against you. Oh, but who knows?

I might like to think that we're friends, because he hasn't written a penis there or a sacrilege or anything like that. That's true. It's just my name. And we got the urban dictionary definition of duck-o. Yes. It's quite complimentary. We'll go through it in the podcast.

Yeah, we'll do it in the podcast. Let's do that. Yeah, okay, great. Alright, we're outta here. Back complimentary. We'll go through it in the podcast. Yeah, we'll do that in the podcast. Yeah, okay, great. Alright, we're outta here. Back tomorrow. We will see you then. Bye bye. Bye.

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