Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Your tit just came out!

Episode Date: December 17, 2025

Ducko has a parting gift to the team and so did Jess! We exchange secret santa gifts!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new macho range is here at the cafe. Jess and Douggo! This is the Jess and Douggo podcast. Podcast, fuck yeah. Recall to Paul. We live in the day yet. Podcast, fuck yeah. Welcome to the podcast.

We are going to use this as a gift exchange. Ducco, could you set the scene? It's Christmas. We all drew names out of a hat about two weeks ago. we all then revealed who each other had about 13 minutes after that. Yep, someone doesn't like surprises. Because shy guy couldn't keep his face neutral when he pulled my name out. The horror, the terror.

I took one for the team. You did take one for the team because we had to redraw about four times and you ended up with me again. Yeah, I know. But it's that time of the year. It is. It is. Oh, you know what? We can play and play this one a while. Is this Mariah?

Yeah, this is Mariah. This one hardly gets a run. Right. Compared to obviously all I want. All right, we're in the festive. All right, who wants to rip and tear first? I'm happy to go first. Yeah, go on.

So who did you have? I had you die. Oh, you and me. Now I know you are travelling home Brisbane. So I wanted to make sure it wasn't going to take up too much space. Thank you, courteous of you. the duck man I've handed over an envelope

I'm nervous I'm nervous they can't be real that's just a little something to remember me by that's not you is it oh fuck me where did you even get those

they are big boonters holy holy doly it is a printout of some boonies what do you reckon they are that's a G cup maybe Oh, mate, yeah. Just has just given me a photo of titties.

So... Well, I'll hang this up at home. Obviously, today, I accidentally showed Jimmy Titties. You'll hear it in the show. You will hear it in the show. So I quickly tried to Google image boobies, because I thought it might be a funny gift. They're not on Google Images.

So I had to rope in shy guy. I said, you're the porn guy. He went on Reddit. There's a thread. Oh, my God. There is some heck. There's a thread of rate my boobies. Holy doly.

It's pretty solid. They are solid. They're quite perky and large. They are. That's obviously not your gift. Oh, damn. Okay, I've got another envelope. You do.

I'm now nervous again to open it. So you're going back home to Brisbane and I thought to reacquaint yourself. Oh, a little family pass on the wheel of Brisbane. Oh, that's cute. You can be a tourist in your own city. Two adults and two kids. I'll find another kid. You've got about 18 nieces and nephews.

Oh, that'd be fun. The big wheel of Brisbane. The big wheel of Brisbane. Thank you. You're very welcome. We'll get a photo at the top of the wheel of prison for you. Please do. I thought, you know, reacquaint yourself with the city.

You're now going to be speaking to a free morning. But you've not lived there for over 10 years? No, seven. Seven. Sorry, because you bounced around, obviously, in your radio career. Yep. Thought a nice way to reacquaint. Oh, that's fun.

Be a little tourist again. Oh, I had Barbara. Barbara. Oh, good one. Here we go. This is a big. This is your first, he's your first present. Thank you.

Turn around, bad. Show the team. Fuck, I should have got you. You're so smart. It is a painting of Pam that we got given from a listener that is kind of good, kind of not good. It sort of looks like your nephew did it. That is a great.

We're the soccer ball. You love Pammy, so you get to see Pam from. God, I hope I draw you next secret, Santa. I've got a gift in mine. Your pen lady. Your pen lady. That's a nice one. That is a nice one, thank you.

The pot. It's a nice pot. Morgan chose it all. I had that in our kitchen for last couple of days. And Morgan I were like, I want to keep it. It's actually really nice. It's lovely. Is it an indoor or an outdoor lady?

Are you going to leave it at the studio? Yeah, I think it's indoor. That's nice. You can either leave it at work or at home or at your desk, whatever you want to do. I'll take that one home. See that plant? I think of me while you drink your me mug. Beautiful.

That's a great gift. We thought of you straight a year. We thought of you straight away. Yeah, no, it's perfect, thank you. So, Barbara? Oh, yeah, I had Shagai. Of course, you did. Do you want to pass that along?

Wow, it's quite dense and cylindrical. Obviously, my wrapping was fantastic. Yeah, I mean, similar to things. You might be the only person who didn't specifically ask for something. Oh, no, you didn't ask for that, I think. This is excellent. Oh, you got a Getty. Wow.

Is that like you said the other day to mind, this is a good water bottle? I've been trying to make little remarks and then Shagai knew that I was going to end up going and fine. Yeah, right. That's a great water everywhere. That's a great gift. That is a great gift. But you can get the head that has the straw that you can buy it.

Hang on, so you didn't. Did that go over the budget? Is that the $7.50? No, yours is like the smaller one. Yeah, small. Yeah, so I can fit the cup holders. This is great. We only had a $50 limit.

She's like, I ain't going over for him. You won't look back with that. It's great. Thank you very much. Very. Why did you buy him a water bottle when we bought him a sippy cup three weeks ago? Well, yeah. And I don't really like the water bottle he has.

Yeah. I just thought I would get him a new one. And Shago, who did you have? I had Jess. To be honest, she did all the work here. I just wrapped it. Do you know what I was about to do, Ducco? Take me shirt off to switch shirts

because I know this is another Gaga shirt. But I've only shown me the Tits once and I can't. It's my favourite song. The Lady Gaga shirt you bought yourself. It's the Lady Gaga shirt. I bought myself. It says vanish into you. I actually don't like.

I don't like the design. How does it say? But it's my favourite song. I don't know if I know if I know if I got radio play, to be honest. But it's the song she used in the concert to get up from the piano and actually walk around the crowd, sign some records. Never heard this. I might bat it up for a bangor tomorrow.

Okay, good luck. Watch it lose. 100%. You didn't react. Do you remember that time a couple of years ago I gave you personalised plates and it was a joke? That was also a joke. This is your real gift. Did you actually want to go?

on the wheel? I thought you would be like, I know, of course I didn't want to go on the fucking wheel. You are such a good fake recipient. Like, every time I've tried to do that to you, I've tried to test you or get you to react. You always handle yourself beautifully. She was like, oh, she's Googled what to do in Brisbane and this has come up.

You know how Pov the wheel of Brisbane is? Fuck, Oth, I look so shit. I was like, oh, we're never going to use this. And you were so gracious. That is not real. Oh, so that I'm like, no, this is what you're actually doing. Oh, fine, no, this is me. I googled Best Restaurants in Brisbane.

Oh, sick. I don't even know this one, but I'm sure it was good. It came up in the top three. Long wang for a short wang. Yes. It's from Gussie and I went. Now, this is great. I thought you might like that.

I appreciate that. Yeah, no, we went over because obviously, you know, six years. And it's, you know, from Gussie as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanted you to have a great meal. Long wang for a short wang. Long wang for a short wang. See, that's a great.

Stuff for you, Will of Brisbane. Wheel of Brisbane. I did Google things to do in Brisbane. I'm like Brisbane.com.com. I went, oh, the wheel. That looks so fucking boring. You know what I thought this was real? Because you gave me tits first. I was like, they're not going to double fake me. I double fake. You're only meant to have one fake, but after the boobs. Oh, that's funny.

Longwang looks amazing. What cuisine is long way? Modern Asian fusion. I love Asian fusion. I know you do, brother. That'd be great. And you can show up your wife because she can't use chopsticks. I thought you're going to enjoy this on many left. And we have sitters because our parents live there.

Exactly. So maybe you're, you know, fancy dinner before your first show or, I don't know, as a welcome back to your city. Yes. Enjoy some Asian fusion on me. I'm so excited. I don't have to go on the wheel of Brisbane. It's literally like a Ferris wheel, the middle of South Bank. Good, huh?

God damn. Every time. What do you want me to be like, oh, the Wheel of Brisbane? Thanks, man. I literally wanted you to go wrong. Shit. Did you guys know this fake? Why would you ever?

Yeah. The wheel of Brisbane one? No, I thought that was genuine. I just assumed because she was involved. I destroy a lot through it to find that. It's been a real team effort to get you some fake gifts. What a day, guys. Oh, these are all great gifts.

I hope everyone enjoys them. I think we've done really well, team. Yeah, a bit of fun. Oh, and what a show. What a show. What a time to be alive. Tomorrow is our last one. There's a little fourththum.

It's pretty wild. How many times do you'll cry tomorrow? I don't know. I don't know if I'm numb now. Yeah, I know. Or if it's just going to hit me like a smack. truck. He hit me like a Mac truck.

It's set me like a Mac truck a couple of times. So is it going to reverse back over me? I don't know. What about you? Move, move. A bit of Austin Powsky. I'll niche myself. Don't you dare.

That is bang off. Well done, Ducco. That's not niche at all. That's the perfect reference. Done it again. Yeah, we'll say. I think I'll get emotional. I think we'll hear the package for the first time.

I think so too because I hot, annoyingly you mentioned something today. And I was like, no. I wish you'd forgot about that. There's a few things, obviously, that I wonder if you even remember saying them on the radio. I probably won't. I hope so, because we've gone deep. Yeah, great. We have gone deep.

If I know you, no stone's unturned, you know? And Shark out and Babbs are going, oh, fuck me. Not only do I have a memory like a steel trap. I also have the luxury of the internet. Or everything we've done is there to be found. Yeah, great. I hope you enjoy a trip down memory lane also. And I think our last ever break, our last ever chat at 8.50 tomorrow, that'll be...

It'll be wild. Yeah, that'd be crazy. God damn. Well, we're going to have some fun tomorrow because we're giving away, bloody, the Call of Fame of the Year. Hopefully we'll give away $10,000 and alpha box. Yes. We'll do bangers.

We'll do no dumb thought. Like, it's all our favourite things. God, it's going to be good. I've got a new bank tomorrow because I've already got two Rufus songs aloud in the show. We're starting with it and we're ending with it. It's stunning. Yeah. So will you do a Rufus as a banger?

Nah, maybe it'll get to be different. Okay. Oh, you know what we should do. cinema. Benny Benassi. Great idea. Benny Benassi cinema, yeah. And I'll try and think of one to honour you.

Queen of music won't, I'm sure, bend. Shy guy might, try and do like a duck-o-coded. I can bend. You won't bend. You're not flexible. You're not flexible. I can't bend if I want to bend. Show me your hands down.

I've learnt a lesson I'm wearing a skirt, so no one needs to see my freaking... Oh, you could have done down south. Yeah, my ass cheeks. That would have been problematic. I don't think I would have reacted. So I'd be like, I saw nothing. We would have. all quit.

Babs can stay. When I wake, a wake up, wake up. When you wake up, it's Jess and Taco. Stop what you're doing and listen. You know I got the shit that you like.

There's only one show to wake up for you. I'm not that easy to tang. Jess. Your ass. Fan, full force. You're going to explain. I've got someone in this is office as urine on my pants.

Got him going insane. Yeah. That's Changilina. Let's chang go now. I am so thirsty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Okay, talk it is.

This is Jess and Ducko. Yes, it is. Right on 6 o'clock. Good morning, team. Wow, it's the 18th of December, Ducko. Yes, it is. It is Thursday. We've both, well, you've been dealing it with for a little while,

but little tickles in the throat, sniffles going around. Our bodies know that the finish line is around the corner, which is equal parts, Sa-Sad. Had, equal parts, joyous, because that means, you know, family time, friend time, Christmas time. Hey, it means a sleeping, brother. Oh, can't we wait for that?

We love that. But it also means the countdown is very much getting... I don't have the audio in there either. To the pointy and shy guy. Oh, I can't see it. It's only... No, the screen's broken. I can't see it.

Oh, God, everything's got a tickle in the throat. What did you name? Two shows to go. Yeah, JD Dash, Ducco, two shows to go. Yeah. That's what you. you would have tried, isn't it? Yeah, that's what I would have tried.

Well, do a live recreation of the sound you got shy guys. Bad, go. Two strong hearts. Oh! Oh, this is a good one. I'm glad we got to play it. Me too. Oh, two to go.

Great song, Johnny Farnham. Two strong hearts. Is it teased? You and me, baby. Come on. And then show on Babbs. Just like awkwardly skipping behind us. Is it awkward, though?

It referenced honey. And I know that's been a great point of contention in the office. Where are we? We have the honeybbs? Where are we in the office yet? Or are we just checked out this year? Think just checked out. Isn't there some in our jaw behind you?

No, no, that's my reserve. That's my reserve honey. It's a secret stash. You can't take it home in 24 hours. No, no, it's nearly out. This is the problem. My reserve stash is almost on the out. Oh, my God.

And I'm not going to top it up because I'm going to be here. All the, all the funds are depleted. Me and Babs have a reserve stash of which I've told no one about. I wasn't aware it was a secret. My apology. Is that the one I got you for your birthday? No, that's at home.

That's still going strong. That's the big one. I put that to my dog this morning. I couldn't believe you got through that one, to be honest, but that one's at home. Yeah, yeah, got a little bit of that. So this is a different one. Yeah, I brought another staff to the office because, you can't trust people to do a job for you, you know?

Evidently. And even me oats are gone. Bring an Oats in from home now. It is a crisis in here. And even Johnny Farnham is bringing it up. I mean, you can't escape. Yeah, can't escape anywhere. Jeez, what a song.

That is a hell of a song. I bat that up for bangers once, and it did not get off the floor. Yeah. Yeah. It's because I picked it. But anyway, with two to go, Ducko. I know. Who are your wife and daughter have chuffed off?

They've gone to Brissy. She's you and the puppy. Flo's gone to Brissy. So I got to go to the pub last time with some mates. Say goodbye to a couple of my mates for the last time. Yeah. Mitch and Brad. Tell you what?

Emotional. Oh, what's the boy sat around. We had steak night with all you. can eat chips. Obviously I made sure I got more chips even though you're not one of them. You probably couldn't fit them in but if it's on offer. And I had them all. It's like when you get the Coke refill. You go well, I'm going to fill it out. I'm going to put it in the cup holder. I said, boy,

they were going to get me. I said, boys, that's the point of this. That's why we're here. You know why? Because they're around the duck man. They go, well, let's make good choices with our food. And you're going, it's party time, baby. Let's load up. Oh my God. That's nice. Did it actually get vulnerable? Did it get real? We had good chats and then. Then I have to say by to Brad first. And then, and then Mitchrow me home. I'll never see you again. No, like we will.

Of course you will. And then Mitch drove me home and he gave me a little gift. And then he's like, you know, just a handshake? It was just like... Are you in the car? No, we're on the street. And it was like a couple lads like being a bit emotional, a bit teary. And then my neighbour walks out and he's like, how are you doing?

We're like, sup. There's a bit night, no shit. So, um, so he's driven you home and then you've both gotten out of the car to have a proper fairwell. Two hugs. Too hugs. Because it's hard to hug someone from front seat to passengers. He's very tall.

He's very tall. He's gigantic. Yeah. So I stood on the gutter. The Swing Doctor? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Swing Doctor, I was on the gutter. He was on the road.

Was it spoken? Was it like, oh, let's get out and have a cuddle now. Did it just happen? It was just at the moment. It was fluid. Oh, that's even better. It was like a first day. Like, I was like, oh, what are we going to do here?

You're on the stoop? Yeah. And you go, are we going to kiss? I kicked my leg up. Like, I kicked my ear off. Did it start raining? Was it really romantic? A little bit.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God was like, oh, you guys kissing? It's like, go away. I thought it was recycling night It's actually Green Night No, don't make the same mistake I did Oh, that's special Yeah, it was

But it was like It's been a ride Thanks man Thanks for the memories You know He's been with you for a long time Yeah, both of them have Yep

Tweaking up your golf swing And the other one with the doggies We were having a laugh at my OG golf swing When I came to him before a lesson And he's like Oh, you were so bad He's trying to take credit for that Yeah, yeah

Oh God I'm sure to be Yeah, I know It was a bit of fun But tell you what It was nice not to have a child in the house. It's a different, it's a different sort of liberation. Joking.

With all the doors open. TV, full ball. Yeah, yeah, everything on, aircon on. It's such a liberating feeling. I now understand the feeling of just being, like, I wouldn't want it for too many nights, but my wife and daughter not being there, just having a house to myself.

My God. 100%. You're looking at the dog going, can I put you in a kennel just for one night, just to really crack me knuckle. I took Pam for a run, went to the pub, some mates, watch the cricket, and then watch NFL highlights.

And I was like, this, this is why we do it. They say, this is Living Barry, but only for 24 hours. Yeah, yeah, and she's back. Watch out of Sava. Got a hectic day today. Yeah, plenty of. Don't try and get in touch with Ducko today. He has got to-do lists.

Two tick off. Yeah, yeah. And then the movers come tomorrow. Oh, my God. I know. So are you in the car tomorrow after the show or Saturday morning? Saturday. Saturday, yeah.

Got a whole day of sort of cleaning out of house. Oh, my gosh. And then go, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Ridulous. It is wild. So we've only got, you know, we've got hours left, team. Hours.

Six. Three today, which you've already eaten into. Three tomorrow. And let's be real, a lot of that is ads and songs. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'll be like 20 minutes. You're right. You're absolutely right.

So let's make the most of it. Let's make the most of it. That's four more opportunities to give away $10,000. Ducco from his personal pay packet. Oh yeah, I'll give it out. Giving you $10.000. I said that to the boss of my farewell. I said, can we flyer anyone?

He said, there's no one left. I said, I'll take out of my cash. Okay. He's going to dip into the... And I get a MacBook now? Whose is this? Don't ask questions. What happened to them?

What happened to them? There was a department that did that? Every day, a new, interesting development. But that's okay. The $10,000 up for grabs. We're going to have a look back at another contender for call of fame of the year. I have a farewell present for the entire team, including our boss, Jays. Saw that on the board.

You guys, Jess and Babs are going to love it. Shagai, you'll enjoy it. Maybe it's practical. I think Jason will like it. We're not about practicality in this room. You guys will like this. Okay. Is it a team thing?

Yeah, yeah, you'll have the same. You'll have the same. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you finally taxidermy yourself so we can leave you in the corner of the studio? You never know. That was only if you died, I guess. But yeah.

Put it this way. This will help you remember me when I'm going. Don't carry on. I don't think we would have had any trouble. doing that, but I like the idea. There is now some sort of memento. A bit of Duckman flavour in the studio. Ooh.

Yeah, yeah. It's food. Is it food? Labrador over here. I'm hungry. I'm working. I'm very hungry. Yeah, me too. Really? Yeah. Should we have an early toasted sandwich? Possibly. I've only discovered the toast bread. Ooh. Tasty sang. It could be all right.

It could be nice. Babs get making. There'll be no honey. But I'm sure we'll survive. And up next, there's a man who stole a. the car and he's claiming an outrageous thing as his excuse. I love that. I love when criminals go, nah, nah, nah, I'm innocent. Hang on. Hang on a minute. It was this.

Yes. And I feel like we could maybe use this excuse. I love it. Jess and ducco. You can always text the text on. We haven't had many good messages lately. 04-8-18-106 line. Any farewells, any things you want us just bring up? Someone just message in. It's been quiet, hasn't it?

It has been quiet. Someone message in saying, shy guy, chips. We did say yesterday was the last. shy guy licks. Yeah. Oh, shy guy chips. And we did say, could it be the end? Yeah.

I'm desperate for him to dip dips. I guess chips is one thing we haven't done. Someone else. And it rhymes with dips. Yeah, that works. Someone else said, ho, ho, ho. Then another message said,

Ducko. It has been quiet. You know what I reckon? People don't think we're here. Yeah, we are here. Because all the other stations have finished up for the year. Yeah, loses. Whereas we were going to the 19th all way.

So I reckon people, This isn't a pre-record. Yeah, yeah. Today is the 18th of December. We're live and dangerous, baby. Shaga, show them that we're live. I can't say what I was going to say. Is the lay word.

I don't know. It's 812. Yes. Exactly. Bang. No, it's not. It's 612. No, it does sound like we're pre-recorded.

Oh, Jesus cried. Why did I say? 8-12. 8-12. Yeah, Tucker, you went to a 3. I was just like, yeah, sure, mate. Oh, I've really foiled it. 812.

It is 613. We just got it. We haven't actually done a break yet. Could you imagine if I was like, yeah, but yeah, then we all, you didn't pick up. We just kept going for us on. Text us now, we'll prove we're alive. 04-8-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0. That's good.

I like that. Right now, though, a man in the States has been arrested for crashing a BMW. However, the plot thickens as to what happened with this BMW. So a guy parked this BMW in a park land where he was walking his dog. Okay, yesterday. While the men was walking his dog, he left it unlocked, idiot, came back. The car was stolen. Two trucks.

Trusting, sir, you can't be leaving your car run lock, particularly. Can't be doing that. A luxury vehicle like a BMW. Then, only literally a couple hundred metres away, the vehicle had been crashed into a fence. It was pretty much totaled.

It was going 160Ks an hour, according to witnesses. They came in, they had to get the driver out when the police basically said to the driver, hey, you know, you're under arrest. He also didn't have a license. He said, what the hell just happened? I was teleported here.

It's a hell of a teleportation. I could have done this one. But I felt like the other one was right. No, no, the other one. It called for more drama. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've just had a text, just live. No name.

I want to go, I want to go at the Call of Fame. Yeah, okay. We're just proving at 640. It's kind of not the text I wanted to get. No. You'll get you a go, chuchy. You ought to call for that. I want a bit of fun.

13, 1060. Send us something a bit fun. Back to teleportation. Back to teleportation. Is he trying to say... What's he trying to say? So loud. I was just walking.

And I got beamed into the driver's seat. Exactly that. That's what he's trying to say. Some Doctor Who nonsense. Some Star Trek. Possibly Star Wars. I get them muddled. Here's the thing.

What legal case do you have if you claim teleportation? Well, how do the police prove you were not Teleported. Because isn't the owners on the accuser? Yes. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So if the police are saying you stole the car.

Sorry, Jess, just stopped me from here. There's Nuffie's message back. I need to win today with a poo emoji. God damn it, Chachie. Yeah, back to the story. Chachy. At 615. Yeah.

You can't. Is that the emoji with the mask on, the COVID? No. The coughing mask. Yeah, coughing mask. Yeah, coughing. And someone else said, good morning. You beautiful humans.

Oh, Sophia. Good morning to you. Yeah, good morning. Hang on, I want to go back to... Sorry, yeah, teleportation, charging. Okay, good. Could he get away with it? That's what I want to know.

Because I was going to say, in the history of crimes, has anyone tried that? They can't prove he didn't teleport. They can't prove he didn't teleport. But does he have to prove he did? Who's the on us on proof on? Yeah, the teleportation. Because that could be challenging. Yeah.

Nicole's just messaged then. Can you tell us where Ducko's going at? I've missed it. Go on his Instagram. I'm going to a radio station in Brisbane. Let's push him to your Instagram. Nicole, make sure you following the Duckman.

Ducko underscore underscore underscore underscore. So I said, go and miss you in the morning, Dhaka, good luck. You guys are awesome. I love you. Have a great Christmas. See, that's what I wanted. That's lovely. That's lovely.

Yeah. Put your names team. We'd like to know your names. Just keep the text rolling. Anyway, I don't know how they could prove it. Maybe you'd have to say that. Where was this? Was this in Australia?

Of course it was in America. Of course. Of course. Why would I even assume an Aussie would do something like this? Maybe they'd have to ask him where he was were Tracy's steps. Go back there. So we have to find the mothership, you know, a teleportation door isn't just in the wild. Yeah.

It's got to be a part of something, right? That's true. There's got to be a platform. I would have thought so. Have you ever seen a door in the wild and just walk through it? I haven't seen a door in the wild. I've seen a fairy door. You know, the doors of the fairy homes?

At the dog park yesterday. You mean, it's like a monster zing. Yeah, yeah, exactly like that. Hey, Shogar, do you want to read that Texas highlighted just here? Yep, Merry shitmas, love Kim. Thank you, Kim. We're definitely live. It's 6-7-10.

It says love you heaps. Why shit, Miss Kim? Yeah. That's not the spirit. That's good me a ho-ho-ho. That's nice. Farewell. I don't get a lot of farewell.

Hey, guys. They'll be time for love. There'll be time for love tomorrow. That's the three hours tomorrow. We're not doing content. We're just saying say, Sianara. Read live messages. Merry Christmas and farewell to Ducco.

Good luck on your new adventures next year. Can't wait to hear the team in 2026. Love Cassie. Thanks for being with us. Hey! In short, I don't think he could claim teleportation. legally. I like this one.

Someone has said, I love waking up and cleaning to you every day. I love that where the soundtrack, possibly for their work or their morning ritual, teleport me to your station. Yeah, there you go.

That would be fun. If you could teleport anywhere tomorrow, where would you like to teleport to? Ooh, that's a good question. Where would you like a portal opened? Oh, that is a tough one to answer. I know. Where?

How to answer for you. Yeah, yeah, go. 7 a.m. Beach Club. Oh, yeah. Mickey Nose! Jess and Ducko. Now we're getting in our day with text.

I love it. 0-4-8-8-18-106-9. Patricia wants me to drive to work and beat the horn tomorrow. I don't hate that. She also added roll down the windows and yell out. It's been a wild ride, rice cookies. I don't hate that and I'd love it to be filmed. Sophia said ducks are surprisingly complex.

They can sleep with half their brain at a time. One eye open. It explains so much. What does it explain? I don't know. How complex you are? I'm a deep-seated creature. You absolutely are.

Oh, we knew that. Yeah, obviously. Right now, Ducco, we've been trying to tick off things on your radio bucket list. Before you finish up tomorrow, it is the series finale of the Jess and Ducco show, as you know it. Yep. We've done a lot. We've been a lot. One place, I'm so thankful.

Where are we going? Are we teleporting there? Let's open the teleportation. Take us to Ireland. Ah, here we are. Aren't you so glad to be here? Dari, don't talk with the morning to you. Shaguy, how are you?

Good. I don't know how to do one word and an accent. The thought. The thought, that went into that. The pause. That then nothing eventually. The pause. Of course you could do one word with an accent.

No, I'm not great at an accent. I would say good, but yeah, you could say like, good the morning, too you. Yeah, good time of the morning. There you go. Yeah, yeah. Top of the morning. We're in Ireland, guys, because as you'll know, one of these, most popular festive drinks.

Yes. Is produced... Sorry, Babi just chowing in over there from the cheap suits. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Is produced in Ireland. There'll be a lot of bottles of this cracked open, I think, come Christmas afternoon.

Oh, yeah, baby. Bailey's Irish cream duccoe. Which obviously uses beautiful Irish milk. So to make sure that the cows over in Ireland... Sorry, that was actually not meant to play then. You know what? We'll get to that.

Have that on. Stand by Ducky. Why is that labeled wrong? I was meant, oh, here we go. That's better. To make sure that the ingredients going into Bailey's Irish cream is the best. We want to make sure that the cow population in Ireland is in tip-top shape when we talk about the next generation to come. That's good.

So a farmer has helped create Tinder for cows. Hey, cow! We're actually getting into Stand By for that one. Oh, yeah. We're actually getting into mating. season. This is ShaiGo on the farm. It begins immediately after Christmas.

So this Tinder for Cows apps helps cattle farmers over in Ireland. It was developed by the Irish Cattle Breeding Foundation, the ICBF. It helps farmers match up their female cows with superior bulls. So if I've got bulls and you've got cows, you can be swiping along, being like, geez, I like the look of Jess's bull. Geez, Jess got some great bulls. I'm going to swipe right on her bull. I'm going to have a good look in my cows are.

Come over here. I'm going to have a look and go, I'm going to swipe right on ducko's cows. And then we're going to work out, all right, I'll drive my bull to your cow. And they can get it on to make sure that the milk then produced by that offspring is superior to be used across a lot of Irish products. So does that have like a bio? Like Jess's bull, weighs this much, done this, you know, father to this many. Ancestry is a big one.

So I'll tell you about the lineage. I think I've done a swab like Ancestry.com. So you can see my bull's lineage. Oh, that's great. And you can decide, yes, these are the characteristics. I want in my cows. I could see you having nice bulls, but I would have some sexy cows. I'll be putting Babs like high-kneed boots on them, you know?

Oh, the CFM boots. Oh, hell yeah. And I'm a bit of lippy. You'd be jazzing them up. Oh, a bit of lippy. Oh, I love that. You know what's nice? Eyelash extensions.

And cows already have quite the lashes. So imagine a little bit more. Imagine Daisy with a bit more of a lash. How Daisy and Betsy really stand out from the crowd. Goodness me. I'm going to need a very fast Google. You know what? This might be the Google off to end all Googles.

What do you reckon, do you reckon? This is it. Because right now, I mean, Shigga is in the lead. We're pretty tied. How many cows in Ireland? Oh, that will be a Google off. 6.5 to 7.4 million cattle. That's a lot of cows.

Babs, can you confirm? I tried to chat JBT and I broke it. Oh my God. I just... What have I told you about using Shat Jat Jat. Put a bit of pressure on the girl and she'll crumble. And Shagai, you've definitely taken out the... That's not true. That was Chat JBT's fault.

Oh, so true. You've definitely taken out the quick fingers for 2025. You are the quick fingers winner for 2025. But seven million cows, Ducko, you're going to be, you've got to stand out from the crowd. Oh, you got to do some are different. There's more cows than bulls. I think that's fair to say. Hey, cow!

So you've got to make sure that your cows stand out on Tinder for cows. It's a good life being a bull, isn't it? It's a good life being a bull. It's just the supply and demand. You know what I mean? There's less of me. They were. They were. What are you going to do?

So there you go. The innovation from Irish farmers. I love that. Kudos to you. I wonder how soon we can see that in Australia. Soon. We've got a lot of cattle. We've actually got an Irish farmer in the studio who's just going to say farewell to us all.

Farewell, everyone. It's just your voice. Jess and Duckow. Thursday morning, second last show before the series finale of JD. Second last. Two to go, baby. Two to go. We are going to squeeze every ounce of nonsense that we can.

Oh, hell yeah. Out of the next two and a half hours and then, my goodness, tomorrow. How good is this? Just got a message on the text on. We've been asking if you text all morning. 04-8-8-18-1069. Kyle said, good morning, Legends. As the voice of the OG, hey cow grab,

I'm pleased to hear that chat today. I'm pleased to hear I'm still getting a run. Kyle, I hope you've heard that more than just today. We didn't just pull that out today, legend. We played it all the time. Ducco has that in like top two rows of most. That was one of our favourite stories. Kyle, was that last year?

That wasn't this year, was it, Ducko? No, that was last year. That would have easily been last year. It could even be longer ago. Oh, my God. It could even be like four years ago. Was it what, was your cow story? Was it something as simple as that?

I think so. What's your cow story? Kyle. Oh, Carl, you're the man. Thanks for still being with us, darling. Yeah. Someone said, what's a. Love that from you, Jaden.

Can you give a shout out to Tumet Town. Cheers. There you go. There you go, Red. Yeah, or Tumit. Someone just said 42. There you go. Oh, God.

Good times, guys. The text line, you never disappoints. And you know who also doesn't disappoint? Barbara. Boyle Babs. Depending on the day. Oh, yeah. She can't Google.

Depending on the time of the month. Not good in the spot. Are you Barbara? I am so. Ah, there she is. She's got a blog. That was the thing fast as she's ever jumped on the mic to reply. Why you give us a blog today?

It's not blog day. I don't know. Shy guy said to. Ah, content is low. There you go. Babs, you could have really had an opportunity. You're there to be like, look, I really just wanted to share something with you, Ducko, before you go. You know, I'm running out of opportunities.

I carved out my own time. But now it just sounds like you're doing this under duress. No, no, I did read this article and it made me sad. So I thought I would bring it to the team. Give us the headline. What is next? The new dating trend, hotness overload. Okay.

Had some juicy stuff, Matt. A bit of depression on the air next, guys. Jess and Ducko. Hey, it's Babs. And this is my blog. Men's Operation Superstar, Bradstley. What a gift. A bonus blog.

I thought I went home and I told my wife I'm done with blogs for the year and we cried. But we're back. Oh my God. Never get too comfortable because Babs keeps us on our toes. Doesn't she just? Boyle Barbara Babs, badass Billy. I'm here. She's here.

I'm here. You're here. Just a little throsh. Okay. Did you get all that sort of? Yeah, yeah. I didn't have what? You're mate.

It's very normal. It's okay. Oh, right, O. How do you solve a bad of gonorrhea? You got that sort of too? How'd yourself? That's gone too far. Yeah, that's not over the counter.

You've got to go see someone for that. I got some good news, though. Jess, me and you're on the same cycle. Don't we know it? Don't we know it? That's how she was able to come to my aid earlier this week when I had a blow out. Anyway, no, I know. I know.

Babs, what are you got? Oh, you still here? Yeah, I'm still here. You're just testing me. Anyway, I'm going to set the scene for you. Rachel and Bob Who are they? Two made up people

I'm setting the scene Rachel and Bob have been together for two years Bob has a slight phone addiction He likes to scroll You know Follows a lot of ladies on the Instagram One day

He's laying on the lounge scrolling Looks up a Rachel and goes Oh You're actually kind of ugly Excuse me Bob What? How will they be together?

This is two years This is not Rachel's fault Okay. This is actually a new phenomenon. Phenamanaman. Hotness, overload. Hotness overload. So Bob has been inundated with hot, sexy chicks on the gram.

So now Rachel, in real life, I see. I'm seeing a few too many flaws, a few too much realness. Yeah, you don't look like they do. No. It's ruining relationships. Overload. Yes, so it's actually a new study that's come out. And it's a real thing.

When you're already in your relationship, a couple years into your relationship, you then realize that they're not as hot as you thought they were or not as hot as these girls? So it can happen within a relationship. relationship, but also in the dating world. So it's been happening as in, like, people are now not approaching people because they're so caught up in what their phone is looking like. Is it almost like their standards have become too high, but also unrealistic? Yes.

It's like you don't look like a Victoria Secret Angel. Mate, they don't even look like Victoria Secret Angels. But they don't even know the person. They only know from face value. So then they're kind of looking at that and going, well, Rachel doesn't look like that. This is like how I see some good golf swings on Instagram. And I go, geez, my swing doesn't look like. like that. It's all about comparison. And what do we know about comparison? Thief of

joy. So true. So a study in California has come out and found that when people are repeatedly exposed to beautiful faces, they start rating the average ones as way less appealing. But Babbs, wouldn't you say this has always been going on? Magazines, Hollywood, but is now just the prolification of social. Apparently, it's becoming, because of Instagram and TikTok and dating apps as well, it's becoming way worse. Oh my God. Actually had this chat in the night, I was at dinner with some friends and he's he was looking he was on his Instagram and his four you page came up and his his wife was next to him she's like

why they're she's actually French so I'll do my friends please and you can because you are French yeah yeah but she's like why is it all just boobies and he was like oh nah sorry did he get his Instagram up to show something and then got caught in the moment it was obviously just chicks and bikinis

and she was like why is it all boobies and he's like oh no oh everyone's just laughing of course they do not look like men well no Because, again, they probably don't even look like this. Yeah, there you go. With the filtering and whatnot.

You've got to your 4-U page right now. Guess what mine has changed. Yeah, you got that. I think you could guess mine. Well, yeah, yours will be a lot of... Oh, it'll be a lot of NFL. You're in amongst the thick of it. It's all NFL and then golf swings.

Oh, my God, I'm such a boomer. I'm like, where's the 4-U? Look, yeah, Gaga, Gaga, Gaga, Gaga, Gaga, Gaga. What's yours, Barbara? I haven't got my phone on me right now, but last time I checked it was actually festival outfits. Oh, yeah. Or, like, micro skirts.

This one is showing how a baby comes out of a lady. That's interesting. There you go. And then a dog with a bowl cut. This one is, is this fennel cake or real? Jess and Ducko. Watch the Taylor Swift documentary, actually, on Disney. I didn't see the ERA's tour, but I think I'd love to watch that.

It's cool even if you're not a fan. It's cool just to see the making of the tour. Absolutely. And how big it is, production-wise. But Ed Shearin's in it. He comes out and does a performance with her at one of her shows overseas. I think I remember that. Yeah.

So is he in the doco? He's in the doco. He comes in. Because they're buds. Yeah, they're buds. And just seeing those two just jamming in the green room before they go and working out who's going to sing what part of the song and his song. Just a couple of music nerds. Oh, man.

Just living their absolute best. And even when they're not trying to sing and they're just doing it, they sound so good. And you're like, God, how is that? I'm jealous. Lucia actually says stop mummy sometimes. When you sing? When I'm singing. When you're singing like bad romance.

Oh, well, to be honest, she likes a bit of abracadabra. But even your MMM is the songs I go through 50 seconds I can't even get through 50 without her going You're trying You're hurting my ears I can see you really feeling yourself too like I'm actually sounding It's like you know when you sing by yourself in the shower

And you're like can I sing? That happens to do you. Is it? Hang on and then how many times be honest The acoustics man Be honest I've done it so many times where you then you sing in the shower And you come in and you go Geez I think I'm on and you get your phone

You record yourself And you're like you start singing and you listen back You go nah I suck Nah done I haven't recorded myself But I'll literally put a performance on for Angus, go, geez, I found my song.

Yeah. Because I did singing lessons. I found my range. I found my range. I did singing lessons for two minutes, all right? And the teacher, one of the first things she said was we got to work out what your range is. Yeah, of course. She goes, she made me sing for her.

She's obviously very professional. She didn't laugh. She goes, I think you're like pink. I went, yeah, I'm like pink. So then I only sang pink songs. And now pay me my money. That'll be $99, thank you. Yeah.

Worth every penny. Yeah, I'm not like pink. No, oh yeah. That was... I was trying to tell me I was Ed Shearing. I was trying to sing that. I was trying to do that one she did with fun. Do you remember that song, the collaboration?

Pink did a song with a band called Fun. Yeah, give me a reason. That's it. Just give me a reason. Just a little bit. There you go. Are you pink? Is that pink?

I didn't realize pink. It was in the studio. Yeah. Hey, now you should record yourself after you, when you really feel it. And then you go back to your voice notes and you're like, ooh, what was I doing? Obviously, I listen back to our show every, every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'll go back and listen.

Yeah, do it. That little ditty I just sang then. How do we get here? Oh, Ed Taylor. Good Docco, though. She's checking out. Two episodes out. Now there's more coming out.

We'll do. She is a machine. She's amazing. Oh, my goodness. No doubt about it. Can't stop working. Marketing machine. Absolutely.

Well, that's the life of a show girl, Tucker. Well, isn't it just? Hey, you know what's life of our show girl? Winning $10,000. We have only four opportunities left. Yeah. Today, tomorrow, and then we're Kaputki. I only read the rules four more times.

Oh my God. You could only say the line, Ducko. Four more times. Insert name. You've just won $10,000. If you would like that to be your name, come on. 13, 1060.

Give us a call. We'll play with you next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabats on hit. 30 seconds to answer 10 quips. All starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice.

And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. Of course, we come back if there is time. Now, we are playing for $10,000. Our player today, Jade. Good morning, Jade. Good morning. How are you? Jade. I mean, that was the fourth last time you'll ever hear Ducko read that.

Are you ready, Jade? Are you up for the challenge that is Alpha Bucks? Yes. Good attitude. What do you want to spend the money on? I haven't been out of the country since before COVID, so I love to do the renew passport, get on the plane, go to the Cook Islands and take my two kids.

Oh, why not? Yeah, that'd be fantastic. Jade's thought this out. She has. She's manifested. She loves it, Jade. And that's your letter, Jade, M, for manifestation. Okay.

You're ready to rock. Come on, Jade. Let's do it for the passport. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter M, we need you to name an ice cream. Pass. A car brand. A reality TV show.

Mormons. Something round. Marble. A country. Morocco. An adverb. Moving. An ocean animal.

Pass. A ad. A band? An occupation. Oh, bit of a messy one. Look, we got through all 10. We got ourselves maybe three, maybe four. We go through them.

An ice cream could have been Magnum, the Maxibond. Oh, I love a Maxibon. A reality TV show, you said Mormon something. You're thinking of the real Mormon housewives. I think there's a TNLR in there. Master Chef of My Kitchen Rules would have been enough there. An adverb, you said moving. We're probably looking for miserably, mysteriously, anything ill-why, really.

An ocean animal could have been the marlon or the manta ray, an app messenger, a band, Maroon, 5, an occupation, a mechanic, a magician. If you pull a paycheck from it, I guess it's a job. I was paid one time. Look, you don't get the money, unfortunately, Jay, but you do get a limited edition, Jess and Ducko merch pack with a rice cooker print from Vera Fleur. That's all yours.

They are fans. Oh, awesome. Thank you so much. Thank you, Jade. And Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, guys. Thanks, heaps. Ho, ho, ho.

Nah, we had such a good run yesterday. Such a roll yesterday. Dress. Godd. Just that awkward giggle. And to each their own, Jaden want a ho you. If you don't want a hoe, you don't have to hoe.

You don't have to hoe. You don't have to hoe. We're not going to, you know, it's going to twist your arm. No, we can't. Thank you, Jade. Another opportunity at 8, which will be our third last of. Opportunity.

Jeez. It's wild. Up next, though, the last proud of Pobber. Oh, I'm looking forward to this. Make sure you've saved our number 04-8-8-1069 because we love your involvement. Yes and Ducco. Proud.

POMO. Jassan Ducco's going to give us some topics. We get to decide. I got the hiccums. So are you good over that? Holy doly. I don't know. In my nearly 10-year radio crew, I've had hiccups on air.

I think I've ever heard you have the hiccups on air? That's a tough one. I feel so juvenile having hiccups. But then you can't get rid of them, then you're overthinking. Hang on, you're going to talk about yourself. Oh, she's holding a breath. Yeah, I was going to say, because hiccups scare me. Yeah, you can text it, well, in case you'll never get rid of them.

Do you do a handstand? Yeah, do a handstand. I should say you can text on 04-8-8-106 on to get involved in these proud or pog. She's about to do a handstand. Here we go. She's up. Oh, no, oh, she's just not. Oh, your tins just got.

I forgot I wasn't wearing a bra. I forgot I wasn't wearing a bra. I just saw way too much. Oh, my God. Happy last show. Oh, my God. Oh, I was like, oh, no, James. I forgot.

I wasn't wearing a crap. That just came out. Oh, my Merry Christmas. Everything just came out. Wow. I have you for Secret Sand. I'm not giving you your gift now. You knocked over our artwork on the wall.

I thought that was the funniest thing. Look down. I just see boobies. You can't come back from that. You can't come back from that. We've even done the maternity shoot. Take your pants off. This is unfair.

This is unfair. This feels so... I'm not the one who did a handset on the wall with no bra. You know what though? Hickups are gone. Because you've been shocked. Do you anyone else see that? I just felt the breeze.

I didn't get as much as you did. I just felt the breeze. That's why I came down so fast. You did it right next to me. And I thought the funniest thing was knocking over the picture frames. Oh, man. That was. Merry Christmas

I'm uncomfortable Nah, free the nipple Yeah, l'lal out Nipples are in It's all good Worth, those are the hiccups are going Nothing I haven't seen before So this week alone

You've seen my blood Shmeared on my skirt After my period undies Failed And now you've seen boob What else would you like? I couldn't give you any more, sir What else would you like?

Like, do you want to come into the cubicle with me and we'll just do a wee together? Wow. That was. I feel like I should apologise. Like I've assaulted. Babs, are you okay? Yeah, I think that's funny. Not only have I hiccuffed around you.

I saw boobs too. Oh my God. We were all looking at you to a handset on a wall. Do you know what's so funny? I packed a bra today. But I just couldn't be bothered putting it on after the gym. I just was a bit hot and sweaty and I was like, I can't be bothered with it. I just can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I see what I've seen. Just picture frames flying off the wall And Jess's booms are out The Gar-Gar shirt has failed me

It's over-sides child She's realising that her boobs are out But she's upside down So she's like, oh no I've got to get down We have cameras Would that one have picked it? No, I don't think so

I didn't even miss it Oh my goodness That was a lot Can I have a second to regroup And then we'll come back What about this? Proud or Pover, getting your tits out to your colleagues. Proud! Proud!

Jess and Ducco. We were about to play Proud or Pover. Then Jess got the hiccups and was like, I need to do a handstand to get rid of the hiccups. I didn't want to go through our last Proud or Pov hiccup him. Being very distracted. It's obviously an audio medium. I thought I'll quickly deal with it quietly in the corner. Do a handstand.

She went into a handstand. Forgot that in her baggy Lady Gaga shirt, she doesn't have a bra on underneath. and then this is what happened. He's about to do a handstand. Here we go. She's up. Oh, no. Oh, your tins just got.

Oh, your tins just kept. I forgot I wasn't wearing a bra. We all saw everything. And I just text my husband because I feel like I've cheated on it. Yeah, yeah. I said, oh my God, Mr. Guz, my boobs accidentally came out. He said, well, happy farewell ducco. That's what you said.

Someone else texted in and saying, when Morgan goes away, Jess's itty bitty tis come out to play. I wonder if would have, if I had, I have a larger. I'm growing, by the way. Don't you reckon? Proud. Oh, no.

Jess and Ducko's proud for Pops. Now, you know what? We're going to not play Proud or Pomp because I just want to dissect one thing. Go, go, go, go. Gravity, because I was in reverse. They actually looked, I think, better. Whereas the breastfeeding and the age.

Your boobs are like my height. Like, I always say I'm small than I am, and then people see me and go, you don't see that small. You always claim you've got any bitties, you know? Yes, so I was, yes. You know, it's a handful. What more do you need? What more do you need?

So true. No, you're speaking to someone. What's the big titty committee? I don't know. No, she's not an itty-bitty. No, I am in itty-bitty. I have small boobs. Show me a handful.

I'm not getting a lot to do. Can you do a handstand, please? I'm wearing a bra, so I'm safe. Anyway, we are going to post a video of Jess doing the hands in. Yeah, I'm working on it. And then our reactions, because you can't see her, but you can see the reactions. You can see a little bit of some. It's funny.

Anyway, proud of pommode. Yes. Text a text 104, 08-8-069 if you want to get involved in. And this, rapid texts. First one, I think I know where you'll stand, Jess. Showing up early to someone's house. Pove! We've been discussing this a lot this week.

Pove. Oh, we're all going Pov? Yeah. I tend to agree. Yes. What about this one? Talking on nothing irritates me more. Talking on speakerphone in public.

Oh, no. Pov. Pove? Oh, bad. I speak on speakerphone a lot at home. Yeah, home's fine. Yeah, because I like it so much at home, I go, this is the superior way to talk. Yeah, it is better.

I do it. I do it if I'm getting out of the car and doing something. I'm going to a shop. I've got to put it on, you know, normal. I can't hold the phone to my ear anymore. What? I don't know. But you know what?

This is the issue, I do it, but I'm not proud of it. Yeah, I know it's annoying. I do think it's POV. I do think it's POV, but I am guilty of doing it. People saying, no speaker phone. Yuck, yuck, that's POV. Take it off speaker team. This is the one I'm interested about because I do this,

and I didn't think it was weird until someone else questioned me on it. Using salt and pepper on your food before you even taste it. Oh, no, Pov. See, I just thought that's what you do. What do you mean? Salt pepper just goes with everything and just work it on. So you get your meal before you've taken a bite, you assume it needs salt, it needs pepper. I do that too.

Before you take a bite? Yeah, me too. Yep. So you will taste your food first. Absolutely. Sorry, clarify. Pepper, load me up. Salt, I always taste before adding more salt.

Because I feel like it could be perfectly salted and now you've gone over. Whereas you're a salty boy. I like salt. You're a salty boy. boy. Yeah. Yeah, no, so I'm Paul. My wife gets annoyed at me. She's like, I've already put salt in it. Never enough. I've told you about me, brothers best mate.

Went to the job interview. It was a meal and it was a test from the boss. He salted his food before he tasted it. They finished the meal and he went, look, I'm going to tell you now you haven't got the job. That's a weird way to do it. Because it tells me something about you. You're impulsive and you don't know the parameters

before you act, which is not what that we want at the job. It's very much stereotyping, man. Very much. So look, I'm proud, Babs is proud, shy guy. Proud. Proud. Yes, is Pov. Someone else said Jess's first only fan's video is coming.

Proud. There you go. Hey man, the reno's blown out. If I can get five bucks out of it, I will. What, this one? This happened to me when I was at my local IGA yesterday. And I felt rude, but sometimes you got to do what you're going to do. Being on the phone when you pay for something.

Like, I was like on the phone, I was very much like, thank you, thank you, pay for it. Yeah, and whatever. And then it kept talking. No, no, as long as you've been. Acknowledge the person. Yeah. I think that's all right. I will always say to my mum, hang on, I'm going through the checkout and basically put the phone by my hip.

Yeah. So I really have eyes with the person or whatever. Yeah. But not hanging up. Not hanging up. And you acknowledging the person, I think you've got a green card there. I've never worked in retail or hospice. So I've never been on the receiving end of that.

Yes. I'd imagine it's not fantastic. It is rude. Yeah. It is rude. Yeah. A lot of people messaged. What, even just doing the, like, acknowledging. but holding the phone up, you don't like that at all.

I don't know, just like... Like I'm not there going to sell, buy, sell, sell, sell, sell. And just handing your card on it. It makes me feel like I have to watch. Yes, yeah. Look, I get that. Let's be better people. The last one.

Asking for someone's Wi-Fi password when you go to their house. Oh, proud. What? Use your 4G. You've got like more data than you'll ever use to use it. Oh, no, I agree. This is similar to the speaker. I think it's Pov, but I do it.

Hairdresser. cafe. My dad at a restaurant the other day wanted to show a video. It wasn't loading fast enough. So he called the waiter over, said, can you connect me to the Wi-Fi? The guy's second language is English, so he had to go ask the chef, a waiter got involved, the bartender got involved. I went, Dad, no, no. He persevered. I'm going pov. I think it's proud.

I'll be honest with you, Ducko. It's been a roller coaster or emotion since you announced that you were departing. And I worried that as we got closer to the end, it would just get sadder. Yeah. It's been fun. It's gotten a little more nude than we anticipated. We are going to post a video on our Instagram, Jess and Dachow. We're moments away.

Where Jess tried to do a handstand on the wall to get rid of a hiccups. That is a thing. Yeah. You've heard. Hang upside down. Hold the breath, whatever. We don't have monkey bars in here, so I have to do a handstand. Her shirt came over her head.

She had no bra on. And the whole team just got a. Face full of Jess's boobies. And you hear our reactions, it is priceless. I'll wait for the video. I know we're close. Yeah, yeah. But that's one thing I've never shown you.

Yeah. I've shown you my soul. I've shown you my heart. Let's be clear. There's a couple of things you haven't shown me. That's true. Oh, that's funny. You've seen bodily fluid.

It's a bonding time. Just this week. It's been a hell of a time. Oh, my God. No one was more rigid and awkward than shy guy or a lot. Oh. Yeah. Oh, Babs nearly had him there.

Bab's had second-hand embarrassment. I've never seen shy guy move so fast to try and get a better angle. Yeah, it's pretty restricted with the screen. Because I really put on a show for you, where Shy guy had to go over three computers and a desk. Anyway, we're going to post the video. So make sure, we'll tell you when it's up. Jess and Ducko on Instagram.

Yeah, very funny. Up next though, Oh, my gracious. I have a parting gift for each member of said team. You three. Yeah, I'm owed a present. And a funny story to follow this gift about how I made an ass of myself yesterday. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you guys a little gift for my parting, you know, but I was thinking long and hard to get. And I was like, what do I get them? I want them something that can last. So a bit of remnants of me, a little flavor of me can say stained here for a while. You know what I mean? I love these analogies you're using. It feels permanent.

Yeah, permanent. It feels big. Yep, yep. Feels expensive. No. Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. Anyway, so I'll give to you each one of these. Hold on. Before you...

Now, I want you to open it up. Can I have a second, pal. I called that. Yeah, you call that. It's heavy. I'm giving you the box. Open, no, all you open it up and you'll see. And then I've got to... And then one of you give me your mug.

Actually, Bads, you give me yours. So then I've given you each a coffee mug. So we've got a coffee mug that is just all black. Okay, now watch what happens. Oh, God. When you pour hot water into this mug. Is it one of those heat reactive? It should be.

God damn, I paid a good money for this. Have you tested this? No, of course I haven't tested this. Heat up, I'm coming. Am I coming? Where is it? Yeah, no, it is. It's coming.

It says something about baby. So, hold on. I'm warming up. It's lining up. It's like a polar way. As you put a hot water up, you get a headshot of me in a turtleneck posing, and it says, giddy up, baby. Giddy up, baby.

That is amazing. How did you make this magic? Good is it. It's a black and white photo of me in a turtleneck posing. One of your most stunning headshots, I must say. A bit of facial hair saying giddy-up, baby. I wanted to get each individual ones, but I did it Kmartin. It's awkward when you're typing on their machine.

People are queuing up behind you. And I was going to write like Gurr-Tuesday for Babs. Sure. I wanted one that's, and you know what? I might cross it out or at least add in white out or something. Do it like ducco. I was going to put... One of our favorite phrase.

For yours, I was going to put Do it like Ducko. Babs is Gurr-D-I-L-T-S-D. Yeah, and shy guys. Sit me, big boys. These are fantastic. You can always have your coffee with me, Shaggart. At least Babs and I are hot beverage drinkers, shy guy. You can...

Make some hot chocolate. Make some hot chocolate or your chies. It comes up real clear. It comes up real, because it's a black and white headshot. Anyway, it's amazing. Check it out, Jess and Ducker on Instagram. You got to have a look at my boobies, then you can go have a look at this amazing part. But as I was getting it from Kmart yesterday, I went in there because they took 24 hours.

So I've come back to grab them, and I'm with a friend, and they're with me in the line. I go to the girl, and I get to the front queue, and she goes, oh, and the smile and goes, the mugs. And I was like, yeah, I think I'm like, okay, she knows who I am. Here we go, like, she knows who I am, and then she gives them back to me and sort of having, and I go, yeah, it's for Babs and Shagai and Jess tomorrow we're doing it on the show. And she's like, sorry? And I was like, it's for the team, the mugs in my face. And she's like, oh, okay, that's nice. And then I realized she had no idea who I was.

She'd just see my face on the mugs and now I'm making it. You were the mug guy, not the guy for the radio. Exactly. I presume she knew me as radio guy, not my guy. Jess and Ducko. Call of Fame. Corner fame. Caller Fame.

Win the prize. We've been having a look back this week, Ducko. Oh, it hasn't been fun. We, every week, like to reward and thank you for getting involved in our little show. Yeah. By giving you a Call of Fame prize. Yeah. And we've been going through the.

45 or so that we've had across the year. Yep. Revisiting the story, giving you a pat on the back. In the lead up to tomorrow, where we will announce the call of fame of the year. Yes. Someone, one little rice cooker walking away with $1,000 cash just in time for Christmas. Yep. Today, shy guy, we're giving the silver medal.

Yes. This is a big one, to Lucy. To Lucy. And then what was this topic? And that's been the best part of it. Okay, because I remember these stories, but I remember these stories, but I'm I don't remember the genesis of them. I don't remember what we were talking about at the time

to have then asked the question to have then got Lucy. So what we're talking about when you knocked yourself out? Was this off the NASCAR driver? Yes. So the NASCAR driver, you brought us this story, Ducco. He was celebrating young 19-year-old. Had to get out of the window of his car because the door wouldn't open. As he did, he sort of clipped, his ankle fell over, hit his head on the concrete,

knocked himself out, couldn't celebrate. We clearly, naturally, we're going to ask the question, have you knocked yourself out? Lucy, in August, gave us this. We were at Mona in Tasmania, the Art Museum. Oh, yes. We just looked down the hallway of vulvers, and in this little room, it has like a really short doorway.

So we had to duck under this wall, and when we go in, you look up, and there's a distorting mirror. So we looked up, and I just saw this really freaky version of myself, but it felt like something was falling on me. screamed and turned to run, but forgot that the doorway was not my size. So I smacked into the cup of the doorway. So you've knocked yourself out in the hallway of alvers. I mean, that is a nightmare.

What a place to go down. Indeed, what a place to go down. But again, I repeat to you, that was the silver medalist. Yeah, congratulations, Lucy. You've got that runner up going down the wall of vulvas. And you get a limited edition rice course. Book of Prince, Jess and Ducko. There were only about 100 of these made.

Only a handful of people have them. Thank you, Lucy. Well done. Tomorrow. It's a winner. If the hallway of Olvers didn't win, what did? What is going to win? Geez, there must be something good.

We'll also call that person to give them the $1,000. So, looking forward to doing that tomorrow. Yep. But right now, should we play Alphabucks? $1,000 is one thing, but $10,000 is a whole other kettle of fish. Wouldn't that be good. 13, 10, 6. If you want to play, give a score.

We'll get your one there. Ducco. Tesla Ducco's 10K alpha bucks on hit. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the questions, say pass. We come back, of course.

If there is time, we're playing for 10K, baby. Our player today is Tori. Good morning, Tori. Hello, guys. Tori. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.

We've had a great morning, some more than others. Yep. But we persevere. It's been a surprising morning. It's been a surprising morning. What a wonderful way to describe the show. But Tori's here for one thing and one thing only to take 10 grand offers. What would you like to do with the money, babe?

We're actually going on our first holiday in five years. Wow. Just a couple weeks of time with our two-year-old little boy. So it would give us, I guess, the best holiday ever. Where are you off to? We're just road-tripping up to Queensland to see some friends. Okay. Perhaps you'll spend a couple of nights on the sunshine coast. Exactly. Exactly. We are camping.

Boy, your letter's S. All right. S for sunny Queensland. Are you ready to rock? I am ready, guys. Let's go. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter S, we need you to name. A zoo animal.

A car. A comedy film Seinfeld A kitchen utensil A six-letter word Sunny A reality TV show Oh God

Strange things An office item Stapler An instrument A drink guitar Something in the bedroom Sleepwear A drink

A drink Zobtrick Man, Tori was saying stuff She was just going for it We got ourselves Maybe five, maybe four, maybe three We've got a few to get through A zoo animal

Could have been a snake, a seal or a sloth A comedy film you said, Seinfeld Obviously that's a show, super bad or scary movie Six-letter word, you said sunny, five We needed season or soccer stress There's a couple Reality TV show you said Stranger Things I don't think that's reality

May that'd be terrified It'd be terrified. The upside down was real. Selling sunsets. That'd be slightly terrifying. Yeah. Now, an instrument. You said stringed guitar. Babs needs our Muso out there.

She's our resident. We've crossed live to the Muso. You're paying string guitar, Babs. Oh, God. Sorry, guys. At least I gave you a bit of a laugh. Oh, absolutely, Tori. We've had a no from Babs.

A no from Barbara. Look, saxophone could have been, or the synthesizer. Synthesizer. Could have been in there. A drink Sprite, but you were sort of done by then. I think we got two. We had a lot of fun. fun though, Tori. We've got the Royal Tent. And you get a limited edition

Jess and Ducko merch pack with a rice cooker print from Vera Fleur. What I'm picturing, Tori, is you get some of those 3M double-sided tapes and you stick it inside the tent. So it's like we're with you on your camping trip. Thank you so much, guys. You're very welcome. Merry Christmas, babe. Merry Christmas. Have a good day. Ho, ho, ho. Oh, that was one of the more brutal ones. That felt more quiet than the...

Oh, ho, ho, ho! Yeah! I'm still on the line! She was like, what the hell? She thought, is this good? She's like, was there someone else? You were ho-ho. Thanks, Troy.

Oh, I'm so sorry. And every morning I listen, I'm like, how rude. If I had the opportunity, I would ho-do-go. That's funny. Tori, thank you very much for joining the show. Yeah, thank you, too. Thanks, guys. Up next, we're asking.

Poobes. She's been a live gear, mate. That was Ducky Fingers. That was a mixed live. That was amazing. Well, done. I'll do it after this. Jess and Ducco.

Just under, maybe an hour ago. We were... I know you're trying to get it really accurate because you don't want to do the moment, a disservice. You know, it was quite the moment for us as a team. We've had some moments. It's like when I took my pants down the toilet and then someone had urinated on the floor and I had weed pants had to borrow shy guys. Yep, yep.

My period undies failed to me and I had a leak on a white. skirt. But just before, you had the hiccups and you're like, I need to lose the hiccups. I don't want to be on air with hiccups. It's not an pleasant, auditory experience. And we all know Babs is genuinely sick to the stomach when it comes to someone hiccuping around her. So you went to go to a handstand on our wall. And this is what proceeded. She's about to do a handstand. Here we go. She's up. Oh, no. Oh, she's just not. Oh, your teeth just got. I forgot I wasn't wearing a bra.

I actively chose not to wear a bra today. And I packed one for the gym. But I saw it. I was a little bit extra sweaty and stuff. I just won't bother. The Gar-Gar shirt I'm now on about day 14 of wearing. It's loose. Problematic in its own right.

It's loose. And then, so basically, Jess. And I'm not tucked. Our whole team just saw everything. And both of them. Both of them. From different angles as well. Like, you're directly...

I can't unsee it now. I'm just in a picture of you with your hands on the ground. Like, when you're looking at my face right now, do you just see a pair of nipples? Actually, you upside down with your boots going on. And the funniest thing was... Thank God it was upside down because, like, gravity I think made them look better. Because I'm breastfed, you know what I mean?

So they're a little... Yeah, I got a sag factor. I was like, I don't know what adjective used. So then with the funniest thing was when they came out, you were upside down knowing that were out, but you couldn't get down quick enough. So you're like, ah! I wanted to dismount appropriately.

I didn't want to hurt myself. So we thought it could do on 13. No, commentary on how good my handstand was. I thought my form was pretty good. I was knocked over a bunch of photos. I was focused on the form. So what we thought we could see on 13, 1060 is like, where'd you have a slip? And that can be open to interpretation for both men and women.

What slipped out is up to you to tell us? Yeah, and where were you? Where were you? You know the famous story I've told. This is like probably four years old. It's one of your other wives? Yeah, yeah. So when I had the gas meter meter lady or the water meter reader reader.

Oh, this one, sorry. I was thinking of another boob story. Oh, yeah, yes. Your own story. My own story. So I had a water meter meter meter meter meter. Tracy. And she was actually a rice cooker.

She listens. Good morning, Tracy. I didn't realize in the way, when you come into my front house, you can sort of see through the front windows into the living room. I was about to have a shower. I was completely naked just in my own house, shy guy. That's fair. She's then come in and looked up at me through the window. I've looked at her and we've looked at each other.

Made full eye contact. Full stark is facing her and I just hit the floor. Like it was a fire. Like I just hit the floor and just arm and crawls. But he was still in view. She was like, I can see you. I was four to steal it. Yeah. But also because of the way the angle of the house is set from street,

you to it being a little bit on a slope. Yep. Oh, and then she called. She called in. She called the next day, which was so good. Because everyone's like, oh, no way. That's true. she called in and was like,

oh, and then kind of made a joke about house. She referenced the house. She got it. Oh, that was fantastic. Made a joke how I was very little. That's right.

But I don't shy away from that, Tracy. Oh, but then your friend whose story I like, Queen Lequefa? Yeah, yeah. She was at a festival and she'd come back from the toilet and she,

you know, just having a good time, didn't even realize that she had her top was down and she's walking towards us and everyone's staring her. She walked maybe 100 meters and we're like,

oh, sweetie doesn't know that her boobs are out. And she was like, why is everyone looking at me? like, you're, you're, and she's like, oh, I didn't even know. Wool's her boob tube thing back up. When you have the obvious element of alcohol as well, you know, you may be aren't fully aware of the sensations.

You know, I am completely sober, so that stiff breeze, and we know the studio sector Arctic, so immediate hype, it makes you go, well, something's out. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, it's like, oh, my God. So 13, 10, 60, where did it slip out? What slipped out, where did it slip out? Anything on anyone, it slipped out in the wrong moment. Who wasn't in front of? Yeah.

Have some fun with us. It's our second last day. Come on. We could put you in the draw for the call of fame of the year. You could absolutely Stephen Bradbury at this $1,000 cash. Jess and Ducko. Yes and Ducko. After the show today in our podcast, you'll hear us exchange secret Santa presents.

They're all under our tree. I am removing yours because I have you. I don't believe in secret. I've been given a gift that I can never unseed. No. In fact, I was going to get, should I go and Babs a little something, something. Yeah. You don't need to.

I'm not giving a team or anything. The child guy did say to me when you left before that he didn't get a good enough vantage. Point he wishes he was sitting over hours. Someone message saying, I'll pay for a different angle. I'm like, okay, well, I've got a rental to pay for also for $500. I'll recreate it and just film it for him. I love this for you. Jess's booby.

She had the hiccups and she did a handset on the wall. No one asked her to, but she did it to get rid of them. I was trying to be professional. I genuinely was trying to cure it. Yeah. So we could continue with the show on hiccupy. And instead it just threw chaos into the mix because her boobies came out. She's about to do a handstand.

Here we go. She's up. Oh, no. Oh, she's just not. Oh, your teeth just got. I forgot I wasn't wearing a bra. Someone texted and said, oh, when Morgan's away, Jess's titty's come out to play,

Morgan has popped up north to dump your daughter with the in-laws so she can come back and help with the pack-up of the house. I've texted my husband, just explain the situation. Before he saw her on social media? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, well, happy farewell duck. So we thought we could do it on 13, 1060. What slipped out?

Where? Make me feel better. Yeah. And obviously, supplementary. Who was it in front of? Yeah. Has anyone got colleagues? Crystal, good morning.

Good morning. How are you? Good, thank you, babe. Are we talking about your boobies? Yeah, we are, unfortunate. Yeah, what happened? I was at a pool in a hotel, and I didn't realize that my swimmers were that big for me. I got out of the pool and one of them decided to just show appearance to everyone.

I love that. A bunch of old men just staring at me. Crystal, you would have given him a heart attack. Yeah. I probably would have. I would have felt so bad. All their DTs. Absolutely.

DTs raising a bit and they're clutching their chests. Oh, that's just the way I go. Thank you. Crystal. Crystal goes through every room. There's just a bunch of flowers of room service. Oh, thank you. Charlotte, good morning.

Good morning. Have you got boobies that have come out in the wild? Unfortunately, they were actually out in the wild, yes. Yes, fantastic. What happened? First ever horse riding experience with a girlfriend who was very experienced at horse riding. So off we go on this little trail. And because she was very experienced and been horse riding many times,

they decided to let her go on the advanced trail with me because, you know, that's what happens. And off we're going. And I'm thinking, oh, this poor little horse, big horse needs a drink. So there was a creek, and she goes, yeah, we'll get off here. And she had no idea that I had no idea how to dismount the horse. So in my wisdom, I sort of lie down on the saddle sort of thing to sort of slide down. Okay. But the little hook at the top of the saddle caught my shirt and my breast and my bra.

And so I've got both of them out and I'm hanging from this horse, reaming. My poor girlfriend is on the floor laughing. And I'm thinking, this is not too bad. There's nobody else around. You know, here I'm in panic. But no, no, there was a whole group of Asian tourists who could not speak a word of English. Snapping photos, laughing, taking photos. And my breasts are still exposed and I'm still hanging from the horse and I'm still screaming and my friend is still laughing.

Oh, so much like that. Horses are so tall. So your legs literally dangling and you're suspended in mid-air. Yes. Yes. Oh, what a visual. By my bra is still hooked onto my body and my shirt is still hooked over that hook thing on the platform. You're lucky the horse didn't bolt.

Yeah. Oh, that probably would have been the best thing because I would have went with the bloody horse. Oh, my God. If any of those tourists just happen to be listening to the show and have translated this, I'd love to see the photo you got. Charlotte, that is so funny. That is so funny. The tourists taking photos that just is the icing on the cake there.

They would have been like Australia's wire. Wow. This is amazing. Look, how big those things up. Oh, Olivia. Good morning. Good morning. How are you guys?

Hey, babe, we're talking about boobs slipping out when they're not meant to. Has this happened to you? Unfortunately, yes. Fantastic. What happened? So what happened was I was at my very first Christmas party and I was very naughty and did not eat beforehand. So I was extremely intoxicated. And I was doing the macarena, just having fun with my colleagues on the dance floor.

As one does in a Christmas party? Yeah. And my CEO comes along. I didn't even realize. I was black out drunk at that point anyway. So I was just dancing along for fun, and then all of a sudden, my friend's like, Liv, lick, your nipple. I was like, oh, no.

What sort of top did you have on, Live or a dress was like a halter situation, strapless? It was a halter. Holter, you can't be doing a very violent macarena, because that is going to pop out. Here we go. That wasn't even the talk of the story either. Oh, what kept happening? Kept happening was, I actually was taken to hospital with intoxication poisoning. I hope your colleague would tuck your tit back in and then driven you to the hospital.

But you know what, Liv? Everyone was saying, gee, she was good at the Macarena. She was MVP. She was fent. Because it was COVID as well, the more talk of the story was five people got COVID from the Christmas party. That's one hell of a Macarena. This is one hell of a Christmas party. He must have been on the Macarena flop.

Felicity, wrap us up here. Where did it slip out? Well, when I was, it was garbage morning, and I forgot to put the bins out, and I was sleeping in, like, one of those singlet tops with the muscle, you know, the big gaps are on the side, those muscle shirts. Oh, yep, yeah. So anyway, I ran out, I heard the bin, the garbage man, he went past, and I ran out, drove, like, out the front of the house, and I grabbed the bins, and I'm waving at him to stop, and all of a sudden, the truck stopped, and it skitted, and he reversed back real quick, and I went, oh, this is great. So I put the bins there, and I waited to say, thank you, and when I turned around, I looked down, and, I looked down, and I,

Both of my boobs were hanging out the side of my singlet. That's what I've stopped. I think the garbage man kind of was in his element. Yeah, I bet he was. I'll pick up that lady's cans. No worry. Jess and Ducco. Series finale, until one of us dies, it's me.

Tomorrow's our last day. But we have bespoke mugs that you made for us from Kama, that when added hot water, hot water, a stunning headshot of you appears with one of your famous quotes. It's giddy up, baby. Giddy up, baby. So you will live long after in our hearts and around our mouths. That's just how I want to live. In your heart, around your mouth, and deep inside, when you drink the mug.

I'm adjusting the wavelengths. Strong jump on all wavelengths. Mate, when you get your boobs out, babs, everything just goes. Hey, why, is it? I've been waiting for this day to come. Well, I've done it this year. So 2026, you're all right. No, no, I'm good.

We brought back Wavsland. We brought back. If Babs did that, she would just, she would never shot to her. No, she resigned. She would quit. I would move to another, like, state, I mean. You'd be coming to Brisbane with me. This is the difference.

This is the difference of 10 years, you know? At 34 Babs, you start caring less. When your boobs have been used as food. Yeah. For a kid. Yeah. You know? A bit of boob amongst friends.

We've brought back wavelength. In honor of you, Ducker, it's a game where we're testing to see if we can get on the same wavelength. Shy Guy's going to give us a topic. It's our mission to say the same thing in response. And I've got to be honest, I've got to get my mind off boobs. Yeah, that's crazy. Not every response can be boobs. You and me have the go together, and then we go against Sharga and Babs.

Yeah, yeah. All right, Shargoe, what's the first one? First one. A member of the Irwin family. Three, two, one. Robert. What? I would have gone, Robert. Relevant.

I thought dance are the stars U.S. No, that's fair, but... I really thought everyone would go, Robert. Okay, fair enough, you went to OG. See, like... Robert. Yeah, yeah, I know. You're not a huge fan.

But that's what I thought even more. What we talked about is Robert. I tried to get on your wave, like he'll respect the OG. Excellent. A shot, not a good start. I don't ever think it. I don't know.

A gym workout. Three, two, one. Booty bans. That's the same thing. That's the same thing. That's the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you need the band. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Collectively, you get a point. Yay! Here we go, back on track. A Christmas movie. Three, two, one. Home alone. Oh, of course you're just speaking about the Grinch of her. You haven't watched it yet, have you?

No, I have not. I don't even know if I will. And we just did the Grinch meal. I know. Jeez, come on, Daco, come on. Damn it. A city in Spain. Three, two, one.

Barcelona. Oh, Barthalona. All I could think of was Seville. You knew I wasn't going to say Seville. I was like, what? Batalona. Batalana for the Batara bravas and the tapas. Aye, aye, aye.

We got one and it's kind of show me. Do we have any of you giving us here? I only have... One more left? Okay, all right. Come on, let's bring it home strong. An artist who's been in the country this year. Three, two, one.

Lady Gaga! Yeah, we always had that one in the bag. I was wondering if you would go Ricky Martin. Well, if he was wearing his Kendrick shirt, I would have made it. Where in my Rufus shirt, though? You are. But when he said artistist, I would have thought Seasel. True, true, true.

Al-Dahn, we got it. A final one, and this is a real test. We'll see how we go here. Okay. A Jess and Ducko producer. Three, two, one. Babs! Oh, no.

Did you just choose, size? I looked at Babs. I literally looked at Babs. I know. I saw that, and I thought you were being like, not her. Excellent. I was like, in my heart was like, why would I look me not hurt?

I don't know. Damn. She's not our best, brother. Maybe it's best. You're leaving. Let's do a speed round for you two. You're watching Categories? Okay, here we go.

A Christmas song. Three, two, one. Last Christmas. Oh, my friends, that's a favourite. You should have got on her wavelength there. I went generic. A spread. Three, two, one.

Veg you might. Oh, there we go. Clutch get for the producers. Okay. What did we end up with two? Two or three, two? One. Oh, two with the art of them.

Yeah, yeah. A movie starring the rock. Three, two, one. The past. That's not him. That's Vin Diesel. What did you say? Lastifier.

One of the great Vin Diesel's there. I was thinking of tooth fairy. You were thinking of a tooth fairy. Yeah. A cereal. Three, two, one. Use your game. Here we go.

This can get you back to make it a tight. Oh, here we go. No, don't do something. Jess or daco? No. Three, two, one. Ducco. Yes.

We went off a sad. She's had a boobie. Is that enough answer? But he's leaving it. Thursday morning team, just about done here. Second last show ever for the Jess and Ducco show. My second last show here on a hit with a team

before I move up to Brisbane next year. Tomorrow, last show. Series. Wow. We've had six seasons together. Yep. We've won multiple Emmys, Golden Globes. We've had critical acclaim.

Absolutely. Controversy. Controversy. Challenges. Big moments. We've had the highest of highs. We've had the lowest of lows. We've navigated it all together. Just today. Someone saw someone's boobs. What a wild time. You can check the video out on Jess and Ducko.

Instagram page. It is a doozy. We are still getting a lot of messages, Ducko. Someone has said, I've watched this so many times. Someone else said, getting your bitties out at work. That's a proud, not a pop. Yeah, it's proud. Someone said, oh, damn, I got in the car too late to call. We did say, have you had a slip?

Just to open it up to the gentleman as well. But a woman named Linda called up and said, my hubby's Johnson fell out of his shorts, mucking around in the backyard. In front of me, Nana. First time that he'd met her. No. Oh, no, indeed.

What about this one on the text line 04, 2008-106-9? Oh, no, they cut me off short, but I went to the big banana water park, came down the side, my boobs came out as well as my false teeth. Could you imagine? See, what would you rather clutch for first

to put the booze back or to grab your teeth? I reckon the teeth, because the teeth are expensive. You wouldn't want to lose them or break them. Priorities in that moment. Oh, it's fantastic. So thank you for everyone who has gotten in touch today. Oh, yes. Tomorrow is the last show team.

It's the last one. We are doing Alpha Bucks twice. We would love to take 10 grand out of Ducko's pay packet and give it to you. We would love to award some. I'm on the call of fame of the year. Thousand bucks. Jesus, we had a late entry today with the horse. That woman whose boobs came on the horse.

Jeez, that's hard to top. We're going to have a look at the leaderboard. Yeah, we're now going to have to look at who we had as number one versus this. Can we have co-winners? 500 each. Oh, jeez. I don't hate that. Maybe we could.

We'll take that off air. It's very open. But we're going to award that tomorrow. We are going to do the final round of bangers. Yes. So your last time to dictate what plays on the station. I've already got two Rufus tracks playing in the show tomorrow. I'm allowed.

The boss sent me a message. I was about to. say, I'm happy to I never get off the ground. So if you would like me to also have a Rufus on. Oh, look at all about it. Well, I've already got to a green lit. Okay.

Well, no, you don't need me to throw one in. What can I do as a banger now? I didn't even think about that. We'll workshop that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, something else. And in a surprise to no one. Yep.

We're going to have a look back at Ducko's six years here on the program. I'm going to warn you now. Yeah. Maybe just have some Kleenex handy. Maybe. Well, what's shygoe doing? A comfortable chair. And a comfortable chair.

Six years is hard. It is a lot. To condense down. And I know you. You would have put in a few memories. If I know you. Well, I've been here the longest. And I love shy guy putting in very early.

Well, I wasn't here for four years. I went right on, I'll do it. Yeah. To be fair. He doesn't, no, he hasn't been. Oh, I did a lot of scrolling this week. Hey, thank you. I did a lot of in the archives.

Yeah, great. And I don't know. I don't know if it's the scatteredness of my brain, but then you just start going to watch this whole thing, and then I want to go find this thing, so. And then it makes you miss it more. Oh, I don't miss what we got. There's been a lot of moments privately for me, Doug,

but we'll get into it tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, I'm excited. It's going to be a hell of a shot. I can't guarantee more boobs. No. Have I peaked too early? Well, Babs is going to wear her boots in tomorrow. Oh, her C-FM.

Come on, Babs, bring them in, and you can just whack them on at a break early, 610 or 620, and we'll judge. You don't even have to get your boobs out. Yeah. Sure. You don't need to arrive to work into them, but then you put them on for the chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, yes. All right, takes up one chat. Make sure you get the podcast today. We're going to exchange secret Santa gifts. Everyone knows who has everyone because I can't keep a secret, and I straight up bought my own present to get the shy guy to give back to me. So we'll do that in the podcast. But for your second last show, Daco.

Oh, man, a doozy. Any parting words? Just be good, be kind to each other. Do what you know, but know what you do. Nice. Should I gong me? I think you should. Are we doing no dumb thought tomorrow?

Yeah, absolutely. Oh, my God, the final note dumb thought. I'd love contributions as well on the text line. You can call in for that early. Absolutely. Well, there's another break. Gee, the show's right itself. This is great.

Late start tomorrow. Hey, we're out of here, team. We'll see you be there tomorrow for the series finale. Bye-bye. Bye. She's about to do a handstand. Here we go. She's up.

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