Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - I'm peaking out

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

Rohans got a problem with people with tripods, we talk cringe romantic fantasies and we chat with the man who caught a rogue croc found in a Newcastle riverSubscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Try the big Brecky range with honey saracha today. Only at Maccas. Here we go. Welcome to the Jess and Rowan podcast. Hello everybody. Welcome to the podcast for today. You will see actually there is a bonus little section as well. You may have already heard the bonus.

Oh, shagher. I work in overtime during the show to get that loaded. Nothing like good in-show podcast content. So you can listen to the show and then maybe the ads are on. You can go over the podcast and go back to the show. You know what? I was about to nitpick, Rowan. Is it?

That beneficial. I'm not discrediting the speed and the amazingness. But if you're listening to the show, when you're listening to this bonus pod. When there's like news on the stuff. Not not take away everything news, but there's times. You can quickly check on the podcast and go back to the show. But my concern with that would be you'd be so engrossed with Billy. You might miss when we come back live.

Well, then they would hear it again when they listen to the podcast later. It's all good, man. You're so right. Yeah, it's all good, man. It's all good. Yeah. But also it's nice that as soon as we hit mics off, 8.59, whatever it was today. Bam, there's Billy.

Boom. Because let's be real. It takes shy guy a hot second to put the whole show together. Yeah, you should have about like 10, 30, 11-ish. Yeah, see, that's two and a half hours where people don't get Jess and Rowan. So at least with the pod there, special Billy chat. Yep. Boom.

Awesome. So are you going to put that again in here? I'll put it in the big pot. Yeah, big pot. I'll put everyone listen to the small stuff. Yeah, nice. They might want to just go back to the little pod. And just revisit.

You know, I might get a bunch of clicks. So thank you for your clicks, guys. I'd like to get Billy to read some sort of book and have that audio book. I'd like to get a reptile in here and get him to catch it. I was about to say, Roland, do we stage? You want to release something in the wild? No, no, because when I would create an ecological issue. Did you hear how concerned he was?

We'll borrow one from reptile park. He can recatch it. I reckon we call him. Hey, Billy, you're not going to believe it. There's something loose in the studio. Oh my God. And it's literally Babs dressed as a lizard. I was going to say to you with your dick out.

Okay. I can do that too. Well, there's something loose in the studio. Or Babs could dress out by the one. I reckon, okay, I could get my dick out or we'd get Babs dressed as a crock. I love that. Two and a half metre salty. And you're screaming out of him.

Go away! Yeah, and I just crawl under the deaths and nibble on people's like feet. Give me your best. Give me your best. Snap, snap. Oh. That was so pathetic. Loved it. Nothing came out.

Hang on, do it again. Make sure the camera's on you. Talk for a bit. I don't even know what I did. Now do it quick. Snap, sham. Oh, no, it flicked to me. You've got to go.

You'll roll. Snap, snap, snap. No. How you did it. Exactly how you did it before. I don't know. Don't make me do it again. Anyway, it would be fun to terrorize the other people in the office.

Yeah. I'm just like hiding under their desk waiting for them to come in for the day. Let's have a think about what reptile we could get you dress up as. We'll have to get him to come in. What about a big guana? I love a guana. What are you laughing at? If you're a lizard, why are you acting like a crookie?

You could be, he's like a kimono dragon or something. They snap, snap, snap. They eat people. What do they do, sorry, Babs? Snap, snap, snap. You could be a snapping turtle. Oh my God, you'd be a snapping turtle. They're ferocious little bitches.

Yeah. Like me. It was implied. Nah, he was. You get it. Well, all right, everyone. What do you want day three? Um, no.

I'm actually feeling pretty good. Good. What? Am I being a bitch? No, I was joking and they made a period reference. Oh, no. All right, everyone, enjoy the podcast. We're going to.

Jess and Rowan. In 2026, something new for breakfast. Do you know Jess? I've got two balls. You'll get to know Rowan. What am I, a piece of meat? It's covered in ink. It's going to be good.

It's going to be fine. It's going to be all right. Anything could happen. Most of it, probably. That squawking fatty. And Rowan. You like what I did that? This is Jess and Rowers.

This is going to be good. Middle of the week, stuff, how are you, Jess? Look at the whites of my eyes. Look at the texture of my skin. There's big, big pupils. Oh. That's because of the drugs I just did. No, how's the aura and the energy coming off me today?

Yeah, good aura. You know why? You get eye injections or something. Slept through the night. The baby is not coughing. Really? We slept through the night. The last time that happened.

I actually can't tell you. It's the first like seven hour chunk of had in a while. I feel fantastic. Did you go to the gym or you just bathe in it? I just bathed in it. Body still woke me up before the alarm, but that's okay. Had that slight anxiety. When you sleep through the night after a spate of not sleeping through the night,

my first intrusive thought was, oh, she died. I best go in and make sure she's breathing. Kids dead, yep. Once she, that was confirmed, oh my God. Confirmed alive. Dopamine is coursing through my veins. I couldn't be happy to be here. I feel good.

I reckon we get an outdoor broadcast kit and you just go for a run. Oh, I have got. I've got the shakes because I've got so much energy now. We get you on a run and we'll just check in with you. That is not a bad idea. You know what I need in studio? A hamster wheel. For mornings like.

this. You know those walking treadmill? I was going to say the little treadmills without the stand on them. Yeah. People have them at their desks. Yeah. Here you go. Hey guys, I'm fine.

I had a good sleep. I feel fantastic. How are you? I know you've also struggled to get through the night in recent weeks. I don't know what it was this morning. I woke up and I just felt bad. Everything's hurt. And then my whoop says 30% recovered.

That's a red. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. Well, like we've discussed before, in all good, healthy marriages, you're not always going to be 50-50 to bring 100 to the table. Sometimes someone's up, sometimes someone's down. I've got you, boo.

Thanks, darling. If you're only on 30, let me give you an extra 20. I'm literally on 30, 33, I think. But you know what? I will proceed. Well, you're a professional. I'm a professional. And the vibes are contagious.

And the job will get done. Amen. Thank you. And they are contagious, correct. They are contagious. And all I. on us today, Ro Ro. In some capacity, everyone's talking about radio this morning. Oh my God, everyone's talking about radio.

With a humongous news out of Sydney. With Jackie O spectacularly quitting and now Kyle's contract in question, everyone's looking at radio, talking about radio, listening to radio. I mean, I'm proud of Jackie O. I mean, look, she just decided, not because I don't think she hates Kyle. I think she wants more for her own life and her mental health. And look, I think we all should prioritise on mental health. Mad respect, even with a $100 million contract on the line, and also a, what, 22-year relationship?

How long have they been together? 27, they said. Sorry, 27. It's 27. And look, you know what? Prioritised mental health. If you're walking away from $45,000 a day, you're looking after your mental health. Shagai, you did quick math the other day.

Was it like, was it an hour? It doesn't matter. It's a lot. Well, if it's 40, if it's a 40 grander. A day. For the four-hour show that they do? Yeah, it's like 10 grand. Now. God damn.

But you're absolutely right. There is a part of me that goes, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also how many millions is enough millions? She's been earning... She's been telling herself, can you imagine working so long for millions of dollars a year? And then waking up one day being like, I'm good. I don't need this.

I'm sweet, man. I'm sweet. I'm sweet. So yes, all lies on that. And if you are interested, go on Domaingot.com and check out the house she's building. I think she'll be okay. I think she's fine. I think she'll be all right.

I think she should be better. As someone used to work on the show, I imagine you had some thoughts. I did see your thoughts, your Creek thoughts yesterday. Go check it out. Row and there, wrong. Yeah. But yeah, so all lies, I feel like, will be locked in to local radio. Yeah.

And every, all the stories around radio today. Oh, I never got to listen to Jess and Rowan. Well, you're not listening to KJ. So you may as well listen to us. Well, there's 27 years of podcasts I can catch up on. Okay, guys. Tomorrow. Yeah, but they do a lot of topical stuff.

It won't be relevant. Nah, it's not fun anymore. You come here for the fresh. He heard this. Yeah, the fresh gear. This is fresh. Fresh Creek chats. Me walking around a creek.

A guy got some weirdos texting me. Like, about just DMing. Some people are like, she's on metapause. Shut up, mate. Like, some people, and then like, I hate that person. I hate Kyle. And like, yeah, man, like, all right, well, he's technically out of work. So really?

Is that what we're doing? Don't kick a man while he's down. Don't kick a man while he's down. It's amazing. Shagga, how you feeling today? Good. It was a blood moon last night. I tried to see it.

I got a bone to pick with the bloodman. It wasn't very bloody. It wasn't very bloody. It was orange. It looked like a peaches and cream bullets. When I finally read its head from the cloud, it was very underwhelming. This is 11 o'clock a night.

I should be sleeping. I stayed up for it. Like me, first day of the blood cycle, a bit light. It's almost like day three you're going to wait for it. You're talking blood, moon? I'm talking blood. Well. You're talking the moon or you're talking your own moon?

Talking blood. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we need all your energy today because if I missed that. Need it all, baby Is it still red? Did anyone see it? What, the moon? We're back on, baby, we're here.

We're on. We're on. Good morning, Bab. Morning, Bab. Good morning. You into the blood moon? I fell asleep at 10 to 9 last night, so I did not say anything. Yeah, you missed the blood moon.

He didn't miss much, mate. It was orange. It was orange moon? And was everything all right in your world? Because we got a very concerned DM. Yes, that I asked your, you did tarot readings on the cart. And a woman said, Rowan, no. Not on the day of a blood?

Well, Lucy also, girlfriend Lucy also did say to me, you were all meant to pick your own cards, so it's not quite right. So you maybe did get my tarot reading. And wasn't a bad juju that there were not cards that belonged to us anyway? Well, we were doomed from the beginning. What do we say? Lucy's cards, my cards. Her house, my cards.

Yeah, that's right. De facto, the government considers them. The government will take half. So in the event that they do split, but in the event, no, no, but in terms of their Rowan's cards, but in the event they do split, Rowan could. go to court being like, I want those cards. You could fight over the cards in the Teespoon collection. You have the cards. I'll have

the car. You have a big story next about something that got you almost there. Wasn't me, Dar. Wasn't me? Okay, okay, good today. But I'm kind of jealous. I saw the email copy. I feel like that's like, whoa, she is opening up. This is Jess and Rowan.

Just wanted to share a phenomenon that I was not across, was happening to ladies, in particular. And hey, maybe it happens to dudes. I know women. Ask me about it. All right.

They laugh by that. I know the context. Yeah. How sensitive some women get Babs. Is it worth asking for her to contribute here? Shall I go? Why not? Why not?

Babs, I'd love your hot take on this to being a lady. How sensitive, Rowan, some women get around that time of the month. I don't know this. It did you. Now, I don't mean sensitive in the emotion. everyone just holster your weapons. Oh, you mean sensitive. Physically sensitive.

A girlfriend of mine shared to her TikTok the other day that she's on like day one or two of the cycle. Right, right. And she has known, for the extent of her life, how sensitive she gets physically around that time of the month, particularly at the start. She unfortunately had an eyebrow appointment booked in. Okay, so that was already booked in months in advance.

Like eyebrows. Say again. You say your eyebrow. Eyebrow wax. Right. Yeah. On a period. Correct.

That's fine, isn't it? Well, she gets it done, starts crying from the pain. She goes, it was so heightened that the wax, which I usually can handle without tears, had me tearing up. Fair enough. Crying from the pain. I was like, oh, poor thing. That sucks. But then she goes, but then the strangest thing happened when she was applying the low.

the soothing balm after the wax. The woman did a lovely job massaging around the eye sockets around the brow bone. Uh-huh. So much so, she said, I was nearly brought to climax. Brought to attention. Really? From tears out of pain that the wax hurt so much to peak pleasure. Interesting.

From a little lotion and a brow rub. Well, she should explore that. It sounds like there's some kinks there. deal with. I've never heard that before. I was astounded. And you hear the like the bumpy road on the motorbike and stuff, but you don't necessarily hear about the brow wax and rub.

Ah, not the, well, up there rub. I've heard of women doing a great workout. Oh, yeah. And being brought. Have you heard this? A couple of Aussie influencers, fitness ladies, even a radio host. I remember her talking about it doing crunches at the gym. It's an ab thing.

It's an ab thing. It's an ab thing. that pushing to the limit and then feeling the sensations akin to what I'm like that. But my friend T.C. From a little lotion and soothing balm around her brow bone. Isn't that amazing? I said brown rub then, not what I meant. I meant brow rub.

Sorry. That's a different conversation. That's a different thing. That's a different king. That should be in the podcast, that one. Babs, what's your hot take on that? Well, I actually can't pluck my eyebrows during that time because it hurts too much. Yes.

So you... I don't know about the other things. So you've avoided the pain element, but is the pleasure element heightened? No, no. Are you saying no, it's not or no, I don't want to answer? Oh, no, no, please don't stop. Both? Both.

All right. Isn't that crazy? That is crazy. So now I'm kind of like, well, now I want to book in purposefully. Like mine's due next week. And now I'm like, hey, Britt, my eyebrow lady, can you fit me in? Aesat my bra. I need to do research for the show, Rowland.

She's been here seven days in a row. What are we doing? This is Jess and Rowan. A man on Reddit has gone viral for his fridge. If you're proud of your fridge, 04-8-88-1-069. Oh, we can say we can't accept pictures. Or DMS. D-M.

Ruan, yeah, Ron. DM's pixie. Oh, I mean, D, sorry. Well, say, mine. All right. Check that out. Shamedous self-promotion. Now I have to check mine.

You are part of a team. How dare you push people to your personal? I'm still really half-reading this. I'm just going off instinct. Rowan, yeah, Rowan. Is there an underscore in there? Matt. Just at.

Just at. Rowan, yeah, wrong. Ron with the H. Don't look for Rowan with the W. Rohan, yeah, Rahan. Or, Rohan, yeah, Rohan. More importantly, at Jess and Rowan. That is more important.

Thank you very much. For the context of the fridge. That's coming up. Yeah, we're doing that before 8 o'clock. Shy guy. Keep refreshing those DMs. Okay. Yeah.

Shai Goy, what's Shagoy's Instagram? Never mind. Everyone has it. Luke Shepley. He is private. He does not accept new people. I don't think it is private.

Anyway, don't. Don't request. Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone. He posts a lot of sunsets, guys. There's not that much going on. I really do. Are you meditating much?

No, unfortunately. Are you a big meditator? No. There's a new meditation out of Japan. Should I jump on board this trend? I don't know if you'd like this trend in particular, to be honest. Oh, okay. All the successful people meditate.

We should be doing it. I want to start doing it. But the fact I've started journaling is a big deal. Amen. Baby steps. We can't be journaling, detoxing and meditating. One thing at a time. You know, they're calling it coffin lying.

It is exactly as you would think it is. Please describe to me what you would think coffin lying would be as a meditation. I think I go to Costco. Yeah. Look for one on sale. Yep. A coffin, that is. Put it in my living room.

Yeah. Take up a bit of real estate. And I lie in it. God, not with the lid closed. That's giving claustrophobia. Yeah, man. Isn't being buried alive? Like top five human fear?

Some people don't particularly like that, but they are doing coffin lying. Coffin lying. 30 minutes, $13 per session. You can either have the casket. Oh, so I don't have to buy my own. I go to a place. No, no, you go there. Rent a coffin. That's nice because, again, I'm in a coffin.

I'm in an apartment at the moment, Roel. Where am I putting a coffin, doll? I can barely fit the baby's toys. You can find, like, you know, cute coffins. There's different shapes of coffins. There's different colors of coffins. I love a different shape of coffins. Healing tunes to help you meditate while you're lying in the coffin, your coffin laying.

I'm not in the ground, am I? No, no, no. You see there in the photo, there's like five. Do you know what they look? The float tank? Yeah, kind of. Have you done one of those? Because that's a little coffiny, if I'm honest.

It is pitch black in there. I have nothing to do with that. And you're in fluid that is so salty. You're basically suspended in mid-air? That's what that looks like. The coffin maker said, death is bright and not so scary. That sounds pretty scary, if I'm honest. It's a company called Grave Tokyo.

Well, if you're going to do it, go all the way. How do you go with claustrophobia small spaces? I never used to be so bad. I think depending on what it is, like, oh, you'd never catch me cave diving. Oh, you'd never catch me cave diving. I've done canyoning before. Have you done canyoning? I guess that's similar where you fit through those tiny crevices.

I would hate that. And the giant, where are you from if you're from Amsterdam? Check. The giant check tour guide is fitting through these holes in the rocks. He goes, if I can fit through guys, so can you. We're not going to be able to do it. I don't want to fit through there, man. I never think I'm claustrophobic in an elevator.

but then it does that little jump scare and you go, I cannot be trapped in here. Yeah, that's what the coffin is giving. Well, you can do the, yeah, casket closed or you can do the casket open. I may as well just lie in my bed if I'm going to do casket open.

A meditation experience where you can gaze at life through being conscious of death in style. Oh, it's a trendy coffin. I love the Japanese man, but that is some weird shit. I feel like the Japanese have this culture of we're always innovating. Quick.

What hasn't been touched? meditation. What can we do different? Pretend to die. Pretend to die. No, thanks. I don't think it's going to make me appreciate life lying in a coffin. There's also a line here that I don't quite understand, but maybe after we speak it out. No, well, no.

Coffin lying has also risen amid a period of record high suicide rates among Japanese youth, promoting people to get creativity, get creative with mental health advocacy. Sorry, I didn't trick water. Yeah, no. I guess it's saying they've got a bit of a crisis happening. around death. So if we're lying a coffin to die... No, no, to appreciate life.

Like, you don't want to end up here. So let's work on our mental health. That's how I've interpreted. I don't speak Japanese. Did you know that in the 18th and 19th century, they put bells in coffins? For wrongful burial? Like, I'm still alive!

This is Jess and Rowan. We've got F1, Chad. With the drive guy, shy guy. The drive guy. Shy guy's going to do a drive-by. Shy guy's going to do a drive-by. Yeah. And I've got bad news. Bad news if you're an Aston Martin F-1 fan.

They won't be racing this weekend. Oh, Aston Martin won't be racing. They won't be racing this weekend because their power unit from Honda engines is suffering significant vibration problems. Vibration problems. You don't want that. What's this weekend, shy guy? I mean drive guy?

The Australian-gris. Grand Prix is in Melbourne this weekend. What about the travel stuff? Travel stuff is one hiccup, but most teams will be here due to the ongoing situation in the Middle East. They've all just had to divert via like Japan or something else instead of the Middle East. They've got around the conflict. Yep. Go around the conflict.

But didn't you say they're coming the Aston Martin people? The team will still be here and they have to do a race, but they will do the bare minimum race. No, no, no, they'll be in their car. They will do what's called that 107% rule. which means they still have to do a qualifying lap as a team, but it needs to be within 107% of the other fastest qualifying time, otherwise they get a fine from Formula One. What is, I kind of think I understand, but can you explain the 107 rule a bit more like in times?

Yeah. And I'm putting in a spot there. So Ferrari comes and congratulations to Char LeClaire. My favourite guy. Married over the weekend. Obviously, superstar for Ferrari. Let's say, Shah does it. it?

Yep. How much slower can Aston Martin go without them going, you just threw the towel in. Their time has to be within 107% of Charles's time. What does that be? But I don't know what 100, that's my problem. That depends on the time though. All right.

Let's say Shah does it in one minute flat. Yep. How slow can Aston Martin log a time? I don't understand what a hundred and seven percent move. That sounds more than... It sounds more. Maybe that's the point. Maybe it would take longer, so they need to be within the range.

Well, duh. I don't know the math. Obviously, when we're talking about driving, more means less time. Drive guy, not math guy, guys. Okay, so. Oh, that's fair rolling. Well, I wouldn't even know what the math would be on that. Like, I hundred and set up in as math girl.

What's a hundred. Are we working radio, baby? Yeah. Come on. I knew that was happening. So, yeah, so Asmine, if you're a fan of the Asamon team, they will not be participating this race because their engine is screwed. They will be here.

Who's the fancy driver? Lance Stroh and Fernando. Fernando. They will not be racing. They will be doing the qualifying lap. and they will be doing it mainly to get research and stuff on the car while they work on and get benchmarks and stuff and hopefully they're back for the next race. But yeah. I could do more math, but I can do more math, but I...

No, we're good with the math. No one understands the math. Why don't you just chuck it in the chat GPT like you normally do? Yeah. You might ask me another question. That's fair. Because isn't that a very specific rule, which is finable, you just said? Yes.

So Fernando's driving being like, I've got to get within a hundred and the... 7%. That's a lot of pressure to put on a driver who's just trying to stay alive on this track. Is it like double in a bit? I don't know. A hundred percent. You add on the 100? Yes, but obviously when we can talk about speed, we're now talking about slowness. Okay, so let's say Max Verstappen does the lap in 60 seconds. Yep. It doesn't matter what the actual time is. Let's just say it's done in 60 seconds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That means Asson Martin needs to be 64 seconds, which is 1 minute of 4 seconds, to fall outside of the

107% limit. Hang on. So Max has to put it in a 60 and the other dude has to do it at 64. Minimum. Yeah. But when you're talking F1, but when you look at F1, you're talking micro seconds is first or last.

That makes sense. That's kind of a lot. Not a lot. Yeah. Like two seconds difference between first and second, for example, in F1 is like us having two minutes off air. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah, you're speaking my language. It's a big difference, even though it's minuscule times. It's like going in for a haircut saying, give me a trim and they give you a pixie car. Anyone? This is Jess and Rowan. I'm a little disappointed, Rowan. Oh, okay. You asked half an hour ago, send us a picture of your fridge.

No one sent a picture of the fridge. No fridge picks. That's all right. We didn't ask for titty picks. We asked for fridge picks. Take them. I reckon it'd be easier to get a titty pick. Don't ask for them on the D.

We're just saying, we're giving the example, shy guy. We're not asking. We're just giving the example. The reason why we can't receive photos is because another radio show got them. So they disabled it. Excuse me. That's why we can't receive photos. What?

What show? Doesn't know. Even on the DMs? Oh, DMs is DMs. Has the show just being cancelled? Our text line. Has their show just been cancelled? No, not that show.

A different show received boobies on their text line. That's why it was to say. Gracious. We just want fridge picks. Way to ruin it for everyone. We just want who's pick. You know. Speaking of fridges.

You asked nicely. I did ask nicely. No, we didn't get, we've got nothing. Oh, I didn't even check my dance. Maybe they'll all come to my DM. Oh, because you accidentally did say. Hang on. Accidentally.

Send them to me. Rowan, yeah, Rowan. And. I meant to be plugging the show, bro. Couple of boot picks. There we go. By the way, speaking of, I want to see people's vegetable crisps. Well, this guy's fridge is going viral, yes.

He posted on the subreddit. You're familiar with Reddit? Subreddits are just like. I see subreddit bandied around. I don't really know what. Subreddit is basically there's Reddit, which is like Facebook. Yep. And then the subreddit is like the group.

R slash is like the subreddit. Understood. Thank you. I've never felt confident to ask someone that. This guy is posted in Fridge Detective. First off, we need to dive into Fridge Detective. Don't know what that means. So Fridge Detective is a subreddit.

Perfect. Thank you. He said, my girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over to my house. And then he took a few photos of the fridge. Now, he didn't list it out. But I have a photo here of the fridge. That looks chocco block full of food.

I don't know what the girlfriend's complaining about. I can see. There's a list of what people can see. I can see heaps of ground beef, a bunch of protein shakes. Sparkling water. Yogurt. Okay, mate. Eggs, like lots of boiled eggs.

I'm not hearing any carb yet. Or any cheese? Yeah, well, there's blue cheese dressing. Okay. That's how he's dressing up the ground beef, is he? Greek yogurt, crab meat, non-dairy creamer. That's American thing for just milk. Moultal cheeses, various condiments.

A drawful of carrots. Okay, so no other veg, just carrot. And he's basically saying, what an idiot. She says there's nothing to eat. She can have whatever she wants. Look at all this. Look at this abundance of food. I'm picking up what are you putting down, Rowan.

I think this is a gym bro. Oh, mate. Final boss. Final boss. This is a guy in his, is it even bulk era? this is a guy who is very conscientious about what he puts in his mouth. Women jumped on him. Okay.

Not really on him like in a good way. Just going to add him. He's got a girlfriend. She means snacks, bro. We need to graze. Girl dinner. Where's the jar of pickles? I didn't hear olives.

I didn't hear things to make a charcutory board. No. Chicks need a graze, man. I think she means food that doesn't require preparation, my brother. I think she means food that you're not bulk cooking on a Sunday. Sunday and then eating out of Chinese takeaway containers for the next nine to ten business days. And have to eating at a toilet because it stinks. So this is one of the most viral posts on the subreddit of Fridge Detective.

Yeah, correct. Because people just can't fathom also in this economy, Rowan. How is it? That would be a very expensive shop. Well, apparently his diet is like a bagel, pizza, sushi and other non-keto foods. Ah. So non-kito would be very carby. Opposite of that fridge.

Very carby. But he's also getting some really alarming messages from people on Reddit calling him spoiled and an arrogant asshole. And then someone talking to diet. No. Oh, we've got... Guys, it's just a fridge. Why would you post anything on Reddit, Rowan? Because that's what's going to happen.

Are you on Reddit much? No, I only go on Reddit when Shy Guy sends an article that he think might be interesting and it stems off Reddit. I click it. I find myself in Reddit. That's how most of... A daily mail is done. Yeah, that's correct. Just perusing.

It all starts on Reddit. Should we go home, take pictures of our phone? fridges. See if we go viral. This guy's gone viral from a fridge. I think he's gone more viral for being like, what an idiot. She says there's nothing to eat and we're all like, brother, man. Look at all this food. I mean, there's a lot in there.

It would have cost him hate. How much ground beef is in your fridge at the moment? You're on like a pretty strict kind of keto we vibe. There is about eight chicken breasts. Rowan wouldn't join me for lunch yesterday, shy guy, because he goes, I've got a chicken breast in the fridge. I really should eat. Well, I wasn't invited, first off.

But second, I certainly wasn't invited. to this lunch. Oh, sorry, Babs, were you invited? No. Don't shake it. Use your mind. You never need. You're on here.

My mouth was full. She's, she's full. She doesn't want to come to lunch. She's full. She's full all the time. Just nibble it. Listen, don't deflect. I was making a point.

Wouldn't come to lunch with me because he had a chicken breast in his fridge you wanted to eat. Oh, God, it sucked too. Why don't you invite Jess over to sharing the chicken breast? That's the question, shy guy. There's no way she'd want this dirt bag.

I didn't have chicken breast in my fridge. I had to go out. That's why I had to go out and buy food. She had beautiful rump and like chicken thigh. And marinated chicken thundle-bler. Unbelievable. Anyway, there's no way. This guy's house.

He's got lots of ground beef to share with everyone. Amen. This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on hit. Absolutely. $10,000 at 7 and 8 o'clock for Alpha bucks. 30 seconds. We give you 10 questions.

They all got to start with the same one letter. Playing is Ella. Hello, Ella. Hello. How are you? I couldn't be better for a Wednesday, babe. What do you want our $10,000 for? I've got a baby on the way, so I'd love to spend it towards her.

Fantastic. You know, you're having a little girl? Yeah, a little girl. All righty. Well, I'm not sure if you've got names locked in, but perhaps you'd like to think about Regina or Rachel. Maybe Rebecca. Maybe Rowena.

Maybe Rowena. No, because Ella, your letters are. Awesome. All right. You like that? Yeah. It's a solid letter. Yeah, you like that?

Your time will start after the first question. You ready? Yeah. Starting with the letter R, we need you to name an animal. A rabbit. A beauty brand. Revlon. A kitchen appliance.

Pass. A TV show. Ryan Reynolds. Rocky, sorry. An animated character. Pass. An adjective. Pass.

A fruit. Oh. A raisin. A school subject. Tricy, tricky one. That was a quick 30. That was a fast 30. That was a fast 30.

Hey, it's the same one every day. I'm telling you. Promise. You promise. I'm playing funny buggers over there, Ella. Kitchen Applience could add rice cooker. TV show, not Ryan Reynolds. Can't give you that one.

You could have Riverdale, Rick and Morty, Ratatoui for animated character. Yeah, I've got to flag that one, Babs, ratatoui's not the character, it's Remy. Oh, well, I didn't even know that. No, I know you didn't know, but... I thought it was Rattatooie. This is a lot of feedback for Bats.

I thought the rat was Rattatooie. No, the rat's Remy. No, okay. He makes Rattatooey. All right. Adjective is what? A describing word, my darling. Describing word, had nothing there could have

rude, reliable, radiance. Fruit, are we doing raisin? Great question. I'm going to have to defer to shy guy on this one, Because raisin is just a shriveled up grape, isn't it? So I don't know if raisin is technically the fruit. Raisin is a fruit. It's a dried bread.

Still a fruit. So you give you that one as well. Say, three, my dear. What's a sultana? Is that a raisin? I don't know. Anyway, sorry, Ella, but good luck with the rest of your pregnancy. Good luck with the baby.

Thank you. Thanks, Gorge. A sultana is made from a seedless grape. And a raisin's made from a seeded grape. Uh, who's old? That's too confusing for me. Well, Come back with it.

Yes. Speaking of shy guy, we'll do dips next. He's shy guy and he's dipping, baby. This is Jess and Rowan. Australia's favorite radio game. Oh my God. When I dip, you dip, you dip me down. Oh my God, I'm at home.

Shy guy dips. Oh, and doesn't he dip well, Jess? He's got many strengths. Dipping is one of them, but describing things not one of them. So this game is in real conflict. Absolutely. But if you can decipher the clues he's going to give you, leading to a bag of lollies.

Oh my God. He's opened them already. Are you open already? You haven't a crack out? I've opened them. Yep. Whoa. Because sometimes I struggle with the packaging.

Fair. And it becomes noise going now. But anyway, yeah, we're open. So 13, 1060. Smart craft. They're shy guy. Thanks. It's got to change it up.

Yeah. Will you feel like dips was getting stale. Look on ways to spice it up. Stiff. You know. Dip. Excuse me. Anyway, your first clue.

Strap in, guys. I'm hallucinating today. Have a bit more of that orange drink you've got there. I finish that. That I wanted the orange drink. Yellow drink. The yellow drink. It looks like pee.

You get clues. 131060. First cab will get a supplementary. But let's get the show on the road shy guy. Yep. They are uniquely shaped. Uniquely shaped. He's not lying.

I don't know another candy that looks like that. Okay. 131060, Rowan. That's had a second clue now. I've just given you a freebie. 131060. You want to have a guess at the long. and play shy guy dips.

We'll do that next day. This is Jess and Rowan. Australia's favorite radio game. Oh my God. You dip you dip you down. Shy guy dips. We dip with shy guy. He'd be dipping.

He has some lollies there. We do not know what they are. You don't know what they are. You get them right. You get a pack of them. That's right. And I imbibreel. Real good juju into that packet.

Babs will post it out to you. Beth, good morning. Morning. So we have heard they are Uniquely shaped. Uniquely shaped. He went a very early open, but you get a supplementary clue and 131060 if you'd like to have a crack. Shy guy, what else have you got for Sweet Bear?

Two words, and I'll give you another hint. She's in a good mood. The first word of the two-worded is the flavour. Oh, my God. Really? I hope I've got it. What is it? Is it a Coke bottle?

Oh. Oh, such a good guess. Good answer. But no, not correct. But it's not. 131060, uniquely shaped, two words. Two words. And the first word is the flavor.

Have you ever had one of these? I haven't. Would you like to try one? Hey, give it a go. Give it a go. I'll serve you up on my album like sheet. I would have taken it. 1060 if you think you know what this lolly is.

I used to have them in, like, oh. I'll say I used to have them in primary school, but. You can say that. They've been around for a while. They've been around for a while. Supplementary crew. I'll be honest with you. Not bad.

I'm not a huge lolly fan. No, you're not. Not an enormous lolly fan. I'm much more of a chip savoury person. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We haven't done shy guy chips. It was contention. Chips.

Chips. I mean, it rhymes. Next year. Next year. Anyway, would you like me to do a quote? Is that way you getting me well? No, I was patting while we got some calls. Rebecca, good morning.

Hello, Rebecca. Good morning. So we've heard uniquely shaped two words, and the first word is the flavour, but you get another clue, babe. Oh, excellent. The packet is pink. Rebecca? Well, this was my first guess already.

So even before I had the flavour, is it a musk stick? Musk stick. They are uniquely shaped. I do love a must stick. Musk stick. And they are pink. Unfortunately, Rebecca, that is not correct. No.

Oh, bum on. Thank you very much, though. Let's go to Christina. 131060. This might be tougher than we assume. Shy guy. Hey Chris. Hello.

Hello, Christina. Uniquely shaped. Two words. The first word is the flavor. Rowan had him in primary school. You get another clue. Christina, they are coated in sugar. Coded in sugar.

Kind of like a cinnamon donut, but not. My God, it does look like the consistency of a cinnamon donut. I was coming through to say chocolate clear, but that's what we... What are you going to say, chocolate, Claire? It's not a chocolate acclair. No. No. Is that a lolly?

That's chocolate. I mean, it's a pastry. You could maybe. Shy guy flakes. I mean, shy guys flakes. Sheree, good morning. Hi, how are you? Yeah, good thanks, babe.

Let's put it all together. There's a pink bag. The first word's the flavor. It's not Coke bottles. It's not musk sticks. Another clue for Shiree. It's by the good people at trolley lollies. It's a trolley lolly.

It's a trolley lolly. They're famous for their candy. Gummies, aren't they? One of the great lollies. Sheree. That's not what I thought it was. I thought it was licorice bullets. No.

It's not. Hang on, she said I thought it was. Is that what you're locking in, Sheree? Or you're pivoting? Yeah, no. Sorry. Thanks again, Shiree. I love when people come and saying, I was going to say, and then don't pivot.

To me, that's your answer. You just could have had another shot for free there. That's what I'm saying. Alana, hello. Hi. Do you want another clue? No, it's pretty common. Confident.

Okay. Shoot from the hips, sis. What is it? Is it a strawberry cloud? Yes. It's a strawberry clouds. The trolley strawberry cloud. Yes.

Are you a fan? I love them. Oh, what, you got a bad coming your way, Sissy? How good's that? How good. Is there any challenge in your life that you need some good vibes aimed at? I just need to mother. I just need to mother good.

Oh, she needs mum vibes. I'm going to give you the strongest juju. They come in your way and a bag of strawberry clouds. Thanks for playing. Thank you so much. Welcome. Shy Guy Dips back next week. This is Jess and Rowan.

Guys, there was something that was somewhere that was not meant to be. It was a crocodile in a river in Newcastle. Just floating around, a river in Wall's End. What is it doing? What are you doing? And how did you get there? But more importantly, you've got to go, son. You cannot be floating around because kids fish and swim around that area and a crock's a crock.

I mean, yeah, they look like a mrs. massive croc, but that would still hurt. I know, I know that the kangaroo and the EMU kind of like the Australian national animals, but let's be real, the croc kind of is. Don't you reckon? Yeah, we have the great, we're going to put the great man, Billy on in a second, but I just want to play the audio of him catching said crock in the river. Got him?

He's got him. Ew! Oh, my God, boys! Whoa! Holy molly! Mate, if you knew the needle in a haystack that we have pursued the last over 48 hours, I feel like I'm going to start crying. This is like emotional.

That was the moment the suburban snapper was caught. I love this making international news and we've got him. Billy Collette, park manager of the Australian Reptile Park, the guy who is going viral across the globe, chest deep in this. water snatching this meterlock crock out of harm's way. Billy, congratulations. You're our hero. How he's going?

Yeah, man, good. Could me better. How are you? Are you just like, I am a rock star? Nah, look, it was a lot of fun, but I was just so worried about the little fellow's welfare, you know, he literally perished over winter in Newcastle. So I was really stressed when we went, when. up there a second night and couldn't find him.

Like, oh, yeah. But, yeah, mate, what a wild ride. It's amazing. So you caught, you and your team, caught the crock, three kilometres from where it was first spotted, spotted by a 12-year-old Lionel, who called his mum, mum come down,

mum called the police, police call you, three kilometres from where it's first spotted. Let's be real, when you said needle in a haystack, you weren't exaggerating. Oh, mate, and it was a way bigger creek than I was expecting, because when the copper called me, he said, oh, there's a little pond behind the park, which is actually a massive wetland.

And then he said, there's a drain that runs around the park. And I quickly looked at it on Google, and I thought, oh, that's pretty, pretty small. If he's in that drain, I'll be able to sneak up to him and jump on him. It would be easy. And that was not the case at all. And, yeah, so I got up there. It's this huge tidal creek. There was so many people there, as you can imagine, because a crocodile in Newcastle,

word spread quick. But yeah, mate, far out. What a journey. How do you track a crock? Like, what's involved? You know, I also heard there was three crocs. Yeah. Everyone I spoke to up there had a different story

from three crocs to four to five to a, someone was even telling me there was a two and a half metre salty in there. Jesus. We're going to have to evacuate. I didn't know what to expect. But in regards to finding them, you know, it's pretty hard. Like, especially a little crock like that. Um, you just hide.

So you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you want to be at night eye shining because they, oh, yeah, of course. So, when I got up there on Saturday Arvo, I was looking and looking and looking and there hadn't been any sightings for a couple of hours because kids have been sturt up, throwing sticks at it and stuff. Oh, yeah, yep, yep. Darkness, calm and I meant as to ice him down from Bunnings under the, the bridge. And, but we didn't have a boat.

So, SES brought us a, like a rescue raft. Yeah, yeah. Which was good, but it was just a bit slow because it didn't have a, like, a hard fore. It had, like, a netting base because it was just designed for, like, Whitewater Rescue. Yeah. So we were paddling after him, like full noise, Giffo Logan and myself trying to get up to him, but he was just too quick. And I got to about a metre and a half twice, maybe. Right.

But he got away. So the first night we're out till probably one, at least one am, if not later. And then we come back the next morning with a tinny that we grabbed from our gaitle, to go into the park here and an outboard, went scooting around all day. And there wasn't a single siding of him on Sunday, and I was really losing hope. Of course. And then Nightfell coming again on Sunday night, looking around where we'd seen the night before. And we went a kilometer downstream in this state.

No sign of him. And I was like, he's gone. Far out. He's gone. And then I'm like, actually, there was a massive tide today. Maybe he's drifted down. He's probably exhausted. because he's probably been in a tank or something.

Having a nap. And now he's out there in the real world. He's got into his head. He's like, if I was the crock, how would I be feeling? Yeah, the mind of the crock. I had to think what he was doing. So I was like, he's probably going with the tide. So we kept going downstream.

We were like three kilometers from where we saw him, like down near the wetlands. But then we couldn't get through any further. There was a big, there was like trees and stuff everywhere over the river. So I was like really disheartened. We turned the bow around and banged by him on us. Oh my God And so what? You just lodged yourself

On top of him? Yeah, well we turned the boat around And Giffa goes, He's right there, He's right there, it's right there The ice on, the ice on, the ice on And I was, you know,

went from all the lowest of lows Right up to this hot, Like, I'm peaking out. And so we get the, Logan scoots up the boat, I'm on the nose, Giffo's got the light And he was, I knew this was the only chance we were going to get.

He went to go under the water So I just sent it off the nose. Huge swan dog. and managed to get him. Two hands and bang. On top of him? Like what? Yeah.

It was like a big jump and sort of reached out. But yeah, got him. I got that hand on him and I couldn't believe it. I was just, and the cheer with us. You've woken up all of Newcastle. We got him. We got it. It's not we won the grand final.

You did. The crock final. Well, this is the thing, Billy. How often, like I know your park manager, but they're obviously the ones that are in your care and they're contained. How often are you doing something like this? Oh, down here, not very often. That's the third crock I think I've caught in New South Wales.

You know, we got one at Emane about two and a half years ago in someone's backyard. And in Sydney, about 10 years ago, there was one in someone's backyard. But they were really easy. They were just sitting in the backyards. This was a serious challenge. And this was just probably a crock in someone's house. They've just had it. What's the vibe there?

Yeah, I'd say. either escaped or they've let it go. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so, but look, like that's not great. Obviously, it's probably been pushing the wild by the looks of it. But, you know, it's a much better result now than... Oh, you sort him out now for sure, haven't you, Billy? Yeah, yeah, and we got him checked over by the vets.

Nice. And they said he's looking great. And what's become of him? So we've got him in a quarantine enclosure at the park here off display, letting him settle. and we'll get a bit of food into him soon. And then we'll just wait for the department to determine where they want him to be housed moving forward.

Have you named him? Or you don't want to get a touch. I think it's a girl. Oh, have you named her? My apologies. I haven't tried really hard. But it's a, I don't want to say too much, but you've got to like do an internal examination.

It's a bit, how you going. Oh, to determine the gender of a clock. I didn't know that. We shall call her snappy. She's snappy. So, yeah, I think it's a girl, but, yeah, we'll just sit, we'll sit and see who's going to get her and maybe they can name her. Snap is snapping.

Well, I think, yeah, Shaika, make sure you keep Billy's number because, one, he's a legend and I want you back every week if we have an excuse to, but I would like to know what becomes of Snappy. Yeah, please give us updated to snap back north or stay at the park. Everyone's so keen to know where, what the future is. So we will definitely be updated and everyone once we know further. We'll probably do an update next week and just see how he's settled in. Yeah.

Oh, mate. Yeah. Props to you, Billy. To you and your crew, not only just keeping us safe, but also the croc. Like, that actually couldn't have been a better result. It would have been so sad to hear a body of a crox washed up. Steve is looking down on you. Proud.

Amen. Amen. Very impressed. I've been to the Australian Reptile Park, Rowan. It is an incredible day out for yourselves, for your family. You can follow them on Instagram, Australian Reptile Park. You're going to be inundated now, Billy. Well done to you and your team.

Billy Collette, thank you so much for hanging out, ma'am. Thanks for having a time. Good on you, man. This is Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on here. Yes, I'm playing at 8 o'clock this morning is hello to you, Pat. Hello. Pat. Hi, bro.

What are we spending 10 grand on? Probably telling the watcht up, booking a holiday. Oh, yes. So nothing on the cards. It's dependent on whether you win or not. No worries. Okay. Okay.

I think that meant yes. I think that meant yes. Pat, maybe you'd like to consider the capital of Austria, Vienna, or Venezuela. Venezuela. Those places start with the letter V, and that's what you're working with today, all right? Okay. Pat is no nonsense. She's like, just getting into a chance.

Give me my 10 grand. Your time will start after the first question. Pat. Okay, thank you. You're welcome. Starting. Stop rushing me, man. Starting with the letter V.

We need you the name. A non-alcoholic drink. Pass. A cooking ingredient. Vinegar. A comedy film. Pass. A sport.

Pass. An occupation. Pass. An astronomy term. Venus. A magazine. Pass. A musical instrument.

Violin. A female celebrity. Venus. A car brand. Bolvo. A non-alcoholic drink. Pass. A comedy film.

Jesus. That's the pace, baby. He's, are you going through like 12, 13? Dude, that's the pace. Unfortunately, that's not all the answers. No, but it was, you're right, it's the pace. Oh, that's the pace.

Hot damn. I was getting anxious. I was looking to make sure the songs were all good. I was like, I couldn't keep up with him. Well done, dude. Vanilla Coke for an alcoholic drink had that. Comedy film, Vacation. Very bad things.

There's another one. Volleyball. for a sport occupation vet. Oh, yep. Magazine. Vogue, Vanity Fair. I was stuck on that one too, brother, so that makes sense.

Wow, you were, that was unbelievable. Sorry, Pat. I mean, it was only like five in the embersill. Hot damn. I'm hot. Hot debt. Just has to runs around.

Jesus. Thank you for playing, Pat. Sorry we couldn't get you the $10,000. We're not. Sending you to Venezuela. We have more winning tomorrow, 7, 8 o'clock with Alpha Bucks. We'll also give you your code word

for mentioning that. 8.30 this morning. Pat wants a holiday, and to live the dream. Totally. How funny, we've got a great DM. Someone texts us saying, yesterday I heard someone else, a different radio show talking about code words,

so I furiously have entered a random word into hit.com.com. You realized, well, that wasn't Jess and Rowan. Well, you know what? Weird of things have happened. Good luck. You might win it. Keep it locked. This is Jess and Rowan.

What's the so-called romantic thing, romantic gesture? that you actually think is cringe, Rowan. People are getting touch, people are getting in touch, saying things like the grand public proposal. God forbid a sporting game or concert. That is not romantic. Sporting game.

Even if they've queued up the Jumbotron or they've queued up, you know, the big screen, how do you feel about those ones? I saw one the other day. Funny, speaking of Billy Collette at the Australian Reptile Park, they do bird shows. This one was at a bird show. and the boyfriend obviously knew my girlfriend will volunteer.

So the show was, who in the crowd wants the special owl to fly over to them? Oh, I love that. And this girl jumps up, me, pick me, pick me. So the trainer goes, hey, yep, blue overalls.

Hold out your arm. The owl flies over, holding a note. She goes, there's a little owl, got a note there, unfolds the note. Christina, will you marry me?

She looks down her boyfriend's on one knee. I think that's pretty dope. You're getting an owl involved? You like that? Yeah, that's not just like, oh, we're going to do the half-court shot. Will you marry me, Jennifer? I hate that. See, to some people.

You can get an owl to bring. It's almost as bad as. Bring the proposal. Oh, my God. Headwigs didn't die. Brought the note over. Headwigs been reincarnated as the conduit of love. It's stupid.

It's like, oh, bring out the glass of champagne with the ring in it. Guys, I'm not sticking my dirty hands in my wine. I don't care for the ones. It's probably expensive. I don't care for the ones where they've obviously given it to the chef, bake it into the dessert. Don't ruin me chocolate, molten larva cake. Now I'm going to go to the dentist.

And I'm getting married. God forbid I've swallowed it. Now I've got to poop it out. Oh, wow. Love this ring. But on the owl one, comments were divided. Some people go on, this is sick. Obviously, this man knows his partner so well.

And others were going, I do not want eyeballs on me like that. That's too much, gosh. Someone has said the idea of leaving. behind the busy city life to renovate a farm with the love of your life. Nope, that is not romantic. That is just hard, hard work. Yeah, not for me. Someone said living in a castle.

It's just cold, drafty and questionable plumbing. I quite like the cold and the draft. I don't know if I would code castle as particularly romantic, but this person has said that. Okay. Someone just wrote war. I'm not sure in what realm war is even considered romantic. They're playing call of duty together or something? Maybe.

Maybe that's how they meant. This one's interesting. So-called romantic things that are actually cringe, sharing a bed with someone. Unless you can stop them robbing the duna cover, snoring, moving around, making the bed hot and farting, that is not romantic. I'll take my single bed any day of the week.

Toten. That person is very... Single. Single. Very single. Sad. This one is great from Olivia. I couldn't agree more of witnessed one.

So cringe. being serenaded. Oh, that's the worst. That's final boss. That's the worst. What do I do? Just sit and smile, bop around a little bit for an entire two, three minutes.

Olivia. I'm not sure we're going to get up. Stop. You just stop. Stop, stop. Thank you. Lovely. Thank you very much.

My Italian cousins, apparently it's part of the thing in the village, where the man comes the night before and serenades the bride to be and the whole family friends, everyone in town comes to watch. I hate everybody to that. was horrifying. You saw it?

I saw it. We were part of the village. We were there for the wedding. I was like, what's Andrea doing? No. What was your face looking like? Because one of his mates is on guitar. Another mate's on like the upturned bucket that's the drumming.

It was. I love you. No, thank you. Not for me. Someone has said. That's real cringe. Nathan, this is, you're being silly. Nathan's that?

Nude double bungee jump proposal. Okay. I think he just did that for a bit of a laugh. You've got through on air because I'll read out of anything that comes through. It's just, you've done it for a joke. 131060 or keep them coming on the text line, 04-8-8-18-1069. What are the so-called romantic things that are actually dead set cringe? We'll take your calls next.

I think the serenating would be the absolute worst one. That is disgusting. Or the like NBA game proposal. But our, okay. This is Jess. Just answer the question. What's the so-called romantic thing? Yeah.

That actually makes you cringe. Charlie got in touch and said, expensive weddings. Everyone thinks that some grand gesture of love. No way. Why would I go bankrupt? It's all right. Charlie can have her opinion.

That's fine. So you think expensive weddings aren't romantic? You, particularly? I personally think they are. I think they're the most romantic thing you can do. Coupled with the groom planning the whole thing. That. That to me.

Groom paying. Because I'll be honest with you, Rowan. I look at that budge and I go, I didn't plan that. He did. I'm getting my own back with the rent-o, but you know what I'm saying. Oh, right. Yeah, it's okay. Pay back.

Julia has nominated a song. Everyone thinks this song by the police. Oh, yes. This one. Where is it? She goes, I heard this played at a wedding once. This song is not romantic. He's a stalker.

Listen. It has a romantic tone. It has, but listen to the lyrics. Caitlin has nominated a great one. Actually, the U.E. Boom could come in handy if you like this. A flash mob proposal. That's, no, I just take my mind. That's the worst.

It's on, I still think serenating, but that's on the level. Awkwardly sitting or standing there while everyone dances around you and you're the only one not in the no. Forget about it. I can't stand a flash mob. If you guys ever do a flash mob, you won't see me there. I get a very 2000 on. 11 so it's okay. Shall I go.

Cancel the flash mob for his birthday? Never, I would. Oh my God, it feels a birthday. How are we going to pave all those people? If it was a birthday flash mob, I would leave. They were going to come out dressed as Peter Mullen, your favorite person on the planet. All bald and fit.

You're natural bad. Oh, Peter's doing it. It's all right. Yeah, well, Peter was going to be the one. Serenading you. It's part of the flash mob. Yeah. Ash.

Poor man. It's back on, Babs. It's back on. But just Peter. Cancel the other 55 dancers. It would be like, this guy's so weird. I don't have, but. Ash, hello.

Hello. Babe, what is the so-called romantic thing that you think is just straight up cringe? So I went to a hens party not too long ago in Brisbane for one of my best friends. And we went to a show called Blanc de Blanc. I'm not sure if you guys have heard of it before. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like the sexy cabaret show. Yeah, sexy cabaret show, a bit of nudity, a bit of, you know, a bit of everything in there. more very much

love to your end party type of vibe anyway at the end of the show there was like this man who I would say about his mid-40s he gets up on the stage he's like all right everybody I've got an announcement to make my girlfriend of two years that's been my longest

relationship and everyone in the room is just like silent knowing what's going to happen next he's like yep I've just been so happy with her the last two years and I just really want to make this like an official thing. Meanwhile, she is just like a deer in headlight sitting back in her chair.

And anyway, he calls up to the stage and she takes a while to get up there. And he's like down on one knee and begins the proposal. And there is a bed silent up and he closed for about 10 seconds. And then she's like, yeah. Reluctance. Sorry, and Ash, these were just people in the... the audience. He wasn't one of the performers. Oh, no.

I'm going to propose to her at Blanc de Blon. Oh my God. When I've just seen a bunch of boobies and a dude with his Willie out doing puppetry. He's been swinging that around and now, will you marry me? Will you marry me next to the nude dude? He should have got that guy to put it on. Wiggle that around. That's part of the green. Throw it at it like the owl. But once it's on the bit, he can throw it, flick it.

Lassoot over. Provide he's got the length, just womp. Dudes, if you're listening. Just don't propose like that. Unless you can do that, the full helicopter. Do the trick, you're cool. Jess and Rowan. This is Jess and Rowan.

How are you feeling about people with tripods at the gym? No. I can't judge those people. Can't judge those people? You take a tripod to the gym? Well, I have. No, no. Have you filmed at the gym or have you taken a tripod?

What am I taking a tripod? Isn't that why you bring a tripod? I'm talking the, like, the stand-up ones. Look you in your face. The big tripod. Fair. Let's draw a line in the sand. I brought a little one.

Okay. Where are you putting the little tripod? Depends what exercise I'm doing, realm. Are you putting it right in the middle of the floor that everyone's going to trip over? Oh, well, no. But I also train at 410. There's no other people to trip. It's basically your gym.

It's basically my gym. And then one bloke, Gary, good morning, rolls in at 5. He goes, do you like having it to yourself? I say, yeah, you're ruining it, Gary. Cheers, Gary. Get out. Cheers, Gary. Get out.

And why you brought your tripod? I want the lap pull down. Get off. Yeah. Oh, that would be really annoying. You've got the whole gym yourself and there's only one other person in there using the machine. Because I don't put a tail down to lame claim territory. That is sin.

I wipe afterwards. No, my wiper afterwards. I don't want to sit on a tail. It's weird to me. Good to hear you wipe. I wipe. Only because there's other people. Do you spray?

No, but they're antibacterial wipes. They're already wet. I use those wipes. You get the. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. basically the baby one.

I just think we need to be a little bit more aware of just etiquette around where the camera's facing. Is someone at your gym bringing a full, like cinematography, head height? Some of them are bringing the long ones. I think mostly they're pretty good. But my problem is I'm going to the gym to work out like everyone is. I don't want to have to make sure I'm not in your video shoot for you doing bad leg presses. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm surprised at you, Rowan, because you're in your content era.

You can record. You're snapping and recording, left, right and centre, but you don't like... You can know, you can record. It's more the tripod. It's like a big safety cone in the middle of the bloody... I'm a safety, like, what are we doing, guys? I also had the sticky ones. You know, the sticky ones, you could mount to a mirror.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Do you like those? I've got, yeah, much better. Is your main issue that you are tripping over these huge structures or that you're being caught in the background, sweat and and the grunting? I don't want to have to be in the background of your video where you're looking amazing. Yeah, because no one, no one films their progress. It's the hot ones filming how hot they are.

To be fair, they're the women that I get inspo from. You got to film with it. I think you've got to film the gym a little bit sometimes. And also, for like, to make sure your form is good, that's important. I'm so glad you said that my trainer, Steph, all online. I didn't know if I was doing the something Romanian, right? Got to film. She goes, have a little film.

Sorry if Gary got in the background. Totally. She had to tell me my back was out. But when you put it up, Did you put it anywhere near where people could trip? No, I'm very confident. You've got to like buttress it up against maybe a bench or, as I said, maybe under a rack that you are using. Let's have some etiquette.

Let's have some etiquette. But I also think it's part and parcel, isn't it? Is the gym technically a public space? Are you getting caught in the background? Is that just unfortunately the world we live in now? Like I saw some people with a GoPro in the pool the other day. Pardon him what? Chest mounted?

No, just on like a floating head. hand on the case they dropped it. But like, are we, are we allowed to film at the pool? Oh, geez. That's a lot of flesh. I would take it. My little, my little DJI action there would have done some content. I didn't know if you could film.

Strap it to the helmet, mount. And all of a sudden there's some kids behind me. Can I not post it now? Exactly. No, no, no. They ran behind my shot. Why do we? You're going to get a tap on the shoulder from a mum well within her right to be like, excuse me,

perv. Yeah. Perving my kids. Yeah. But then kids, kids aren't really going on the gym, are they? Kind of 16-year-olds have gone to gym. 16, wow. yeah, you're right.

This is interesting, Rowan, but I want it noted, shy guy. On March 4, Rowan had an issue with filming at the gym. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want to see what the kind of content. No, no, no, no. I wanted on the record. My problem was with the tripods and where it was. Okay.

Did I have a problem with you filming? No. Tripods. All right. Okay, that's the last. Write that March 4th. What I'm hearing, though, is gym content coming from Rowan, yeah, Rowan. When I got six, when I got six pack in like six months, I should watch as you away.

This is Jess and Rowan. That is Mother, Lady Gaga. Jess and Rowan, good morning. We bow down at the altar. We bow down to Mother. I love her. I hope she's well. Hope she's had a good night's sleep.

She's doing good. She's had a nice breakfast. Maybe a perfectly poached egg. She's not cooking herself. Do you reckon she's cooking herself? Nah, she'd have a personal chef, but I'm just saying. You'd have to have a chef. Off your Gaga.

However, Italian heritage, I reckon she could probably cook up a storm. But would she most have a chef? May as well, but she's so connected to her Italian roots that maybe she wouldn't want to lose the skills. Gaga's best friend from childhood is a professional chef. Well, there you go. With the girls. And manages Gaga's diet. What?

She's saying Gaga's fat? No, I'm saying the nutritionist is her best friend. Yeah, that's a handy bestie. That's all I have. Sorry. No, no, that's great. Yep, good one. That's a wonderful tidbit.

You're welcome. All right, guys. That timer would have closed by now, Rowan, do you think? The 15 minutes is up, but what isn't over is your opportunity to listen to the great man, Billy Collette. And his team from the Australian Reptile Park, the heroes who caught the one meter freshwater crock. Yep. Not a two and a half metre salty. No.

That was swimming around in Wals and Newcastle. Yeah, they thought there were three. There really was only one sweet little thing. They caught it. They're going to rehome it. You've been in radio 10 plus years. Yep. You've interviewed some big names.

where does Billy Colette stand in your favorite interviews? Because I can give you my answer. That was a great interview. That was an unbelievable interview is my favorite person we've ever had on. That was a great interview. What would have been my favorite interview? I can't remember. Maybe he's up there.

Who's the most famous person you've ever had on the air? Oh, me personally? Yeah. Miley. Cyrus. How was she? Miley was good, but it was like, I only had six and a half minutes. Damn.

And they would just cut you. They wouldn't even say a minute. They'd just go, you would just lose. Hang up. Yeah, so you had to watch. I take six and a half minutes to build rapport. Yeah, man. I don't want to go straight into the gossip or the work.

I want to have a chat. How are you? There's no rapport. And also, she's so well media trained. Your questions have to be so perfect because she will take it, answer it and go. And you don't get another chance to ask the question. And they would all be like that. Gaga would be like that.

See, I could have had Billy on. We could have had Billy on for half an hour and explored the world, you know? But there was instant rapport there. Yeah. It is weird watching Zoom or Zoom. Still Zoom? Yeah, still Zoom is the thing. Oh, Skype's not around.

So Zoom just pops. She's popped up on my screen. And there's Miley Cyrus. On this like directors looking chair all done up, black background. And then the weirdest thing was I'd ask the question that she would answer. Like, because it's Miley, man. It's like when you, it's like, it's like, it doesn't really feel like it's real because you're so used to seeing her through a screen. Absolutely.

And locking her into certain, like I think of Miley and I think of the wrecking ball. But I used to see, we see it all when every, I mean, RIP, Carl and Jack. Yeah. When I used to work there, they used to all. all come through. Wow. That's... To be honest,

that's where I thought maybe you were talking to some famous people. Sean Mendes was there. He was enormous then. Were you talking about his fragrance or something? Was that?

He was there. Good, strong hand. Good handshake. Oh, was he in? Yeah, he was in, man. He touched Sean. I touched. He came over and shook my hand.

He smelled good? He said, get off me? Yeah, he smelled good. You got a thing for a celebrity smell and good, don't know? No, one is not as good as Dr. Good morning. Let me say right now.

It's on the record. RIP to Co. Oh, thank you. No, they're alive. The show's just finished. Well, watch this space. You know? Not this space.

The rumour mill. No, no, I just meant like that space. The rumour mill of what's next. Everyone's got an opinion. Everyone's got an opinion. Shy guy's phone's blowing up. Everyone wants to know from Shaw guy. So if you want more goss, Luke Sheppley on Instagram.

Don't do that. There's enough as it is. All right. Back tomorrow of six guys. Oh, here we go. Bye, everyone. Bye-bye. That was the Jess and Ron podcast.

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