Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - I've never seen a person walk slower...

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

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Calling all K-pop demon hunter fans The Huntrix and Sartja Boys meals are now at Maccas Here we go! Welcome to the Jess and Ron podcast. Hello everyone, welcome to the podcast. Hell of a Thursday. The energy, much greater than Shy Guy and Babs' energy

at the way to race, but the energy is... Lack, last, darling. Absolutely. I want to be lost. Go have a look at the video. Yeah, go have a look at the video. Shy Guy maintaining that he was all about avoiding spilling. The only thing he maintained was a slow pace.

No one's denying you had a challenge, but you could have. Yeah. You've got the longest legs. You could have taken three steps and be done. Yep. So my steps should have been wider. Yeah. Yes.

All right. I'll take that. That's fair. Longer. Long legs. Whatever it is. No, but I also have issue with how slow you were to crack a can. You were too nice.

You didn't elbow anyone out the way. And that chick, I saw her from her, full hip, full hip and shouldered him and then He locked him. I was going to say, we're so far behind. No one was near. No, no. Rowan, I'm sorry, not to

suit my own horn. I got my trade to him. There was like seven people at that station. But this woman literally boxed shy going out. You're on your own there, and he could have reached over her or hip and shouldered her back. But he didn't have that killer instinct.

He waited politely like a nice boy. Yep. No nice boys in competition. The feedback was I was one of, the only players to play by the rules. Yeah, and where did that end of it? Yeah, and it made second last. Don't spoil it.

They're going to hear it in like 40 minutes. Oh, sorry. Guess where we came, guys. We almost won. Again, between you and me. We could have made up some time. We didn't say this in the... Learnings, Rowan.

Learning. Next year, maybe... I'm going first. Well, next year, you do legs one and two and I'll do three and four. Fuck yeah. And you know what? They will be so fine with that. All right.

Enjoy the podcast. Rowan went from not wanting to do it all. Now he's the one half of it. I appreciate that. I'm going to thirsts three legs and Jess can bring her back. All right, have fun. We'll wake up for Jess and Rowan. In 2026, something new for breakfast.

You know Jess. Angus does bedtime. I do do do doggies. You'll get to know Rowan. Me fingers are fingering. It's going to be good. It's going to be fine. It's going to be all right.

Anything could happen. Most of it probably will. That's squawking fatty. And Rowan. Why? like when I did that. This is Jess and Row. This is going to be good.

Ah, welcome to the end of the week. It's Friday. Oh, no, it's Thursday. It's Thursday. But of course, the Easter long weekend is upon us. Shagai very kindly reminding us in the depths of the morning. Double demerits. Double demerits are in action as of now, correct?

You know I lost my license because of double demerits. Did you? Yeah, I did. Well, it was my fault. I like my phone holder. my car broke and I was getting around the eastern suburbs in Sydney. Like mid-drive or literally you just couldn't use it anymore? A couple days ago I broke it, but I needed maps.

Normally I don't need maps. I was down in Sydney and I was driving at Eastern Suburbs. And there's this stationary mobile phone camera and it was just, I was using it. I just used my hand. And it's... To look at the directions. Pingya. And then double demerit.

So you obviously didn't have a full tank. Yep. Yep. It's heaps. Actually, it wasn't even double demerits. I just lost it. Do you accrue? Oh, really?

It wasn't a long weekend. Phone points are very high. Sorry, yes. Fine points are very high. And then because I had, he got hit with double demerits once before, it tipped me over. Do you accrue demerit points or lose to merit points? You lose them. You lose them.

No, you have 13, I think. Yeah, you do. 13. And then if you... Because it's funny, isn't it? To merit, you know, you think, oh, I'm accruing. Yeah. You can always check on the service New South Wales app.

How many points do you have lost? No, I get, I am, oh, oh, you're not going to love this. Talk about Goody Two Shoes. I get the letter in the post every couple of years. Hey, you've had no issues. You get a discount to renew your license. I know. You know what really helps, Rowan?

Again, not to be so unrelatable. BNW? Having the brand car. A free car. I can't stuff up in the brand car. So I've never driven better in my life. In my life. It really keeps you on your toes.

Yeah, I get stressed that I see the big double demerits on the signs. Now I go, oh. Yes, yeah. So Easter long weekend. But as of now, Now, now, right now. Second started today. This is just your PSA.

Don't be touching your phone, even if there's maps. Or you want to change the song. I always worry because Lucia gets really antsy about music. Does she? I don't want this song. What do you want? She's in her frozen phase. So yeah, if my, the talking thing doesn't work and have to touch it, I'm like, I've got to pull over.

Smart. Smart. Smart, yep. But anyway, we are coming off the back of a big afternoon team. Oh my God, the waiter race. We competed in the first event, which kicked off Newcastle Food Month last night. Yes. The waiter race will have a recap for you after 7.30 because there are learnings,

what don't you say, Rowan? Oh, learn. Accusations. There's accusations to be made. There's been a lot of commentary on our DMs. Yep. And we actually had, yeah, just some feedback. Yeah, I've got some shit to say about some people too.

You got some shit to say. I might have some shit to say too. Really? Okay. Babs, good morning to you. Oh, hang on. Yeah, the desk, never mind. She's coming.

She's coming. I don't even, I'll talk to allowed. I didn't remember which one. She's here. And shy guy, you're feeling good for a Thursday ahead of a long weekend. Yep, feels like Friday. We've got Cooker of the Week to award.

We've got Alpha bucks twice, of course. As you said, Ron, we'd love to give it away before the Easter break. So, today's that chance. Seven and eight o'clock, 10,000 Buccaroos. Hell yeah. It's all happening next, though. Can you get pregnant in space?

Apparently, maybe you can. Something's got on with little spermies. Oh. Yeah. Told you about that lesbian NASA book I just read, but that was two ladies. Stop, stop, stop, everything. What is it? It's called Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid.

It's phenomenal. What's the premise? These two women work for NASA. And they're just lesbians? And they're lesbians. Getting it on. Getting it on. No one said get it on.

But they don't have the same. They don't have the same. They say mission schedule. So, you know, she goes up to space. She's been a heaps honier than I was. This is Jess and Rowan. We forgot to mention, by the way, everyone on air gets free fuel today.

How do we forget that? How did we forget about the free fuel? Didn't write on the board. And who's in charge of that? Babsey. I reckon she mucked with you. I didn't need to throw you under Babs. I reckon she mucked with your thing.

That's why we couldn't talk to her. Or someone, did we have a caller? Well, they wouldn't have known. Anyway, free fuel. if you get on the out of day. We are free fuel thanks to the absolute legends at Reflections Holidays. Yes. We are so grateful ahead of the long weekend.

Every caller who gets on air. Yeah, don't just call and go, wow, I called them. I get fuel. No, no, no. Hey, man, it's a privilege to talk to Babs. Don't get me wrong. Even when she does screw our board and make us forget very important things. I'll wear that one.

That's on me. Not Babs. You can blame her if you'd like to blame Babs. Retract your rude finger you just gave me. You already threw it under the bus, man. Yeah, but I didn't realize. Oh, Rowan. Now, look, you wanted to talk about sex in space, but she's put Emily across.

Hello. Emily! Emily, you're on air, which means you get free fuel. Yay. Woo-hoo! That's what we do. Great. Energy.

What's on for the long weekend, Em? Oh, not much. Just working. I'm a nurse. Oh, well, you deserve the fuel. And obviously, you've got to get yourself to and from your medical practice. So thank you for listening to the show. Thank you for your service.

Thank you for everything. If you'll come in your way, we'll send you back to Babs and she'll get that to you, all right? Thank you for being you. And down the line, you can hear about human sperm. Getting lost in space. It's just floating around out there. Like debris. Can you believe it?

I can't believe it. Human sperm can get lost in space. New research shows. Interesting. So if you were to have some self-happy time in space and let it go outside the Would it just float around? Could you impregnated alien? It obviously would just float around.

But I think the point is they put sperm samples in three different mammals, including humans, through an obstacle course that simulates zero gravity conditions called a clinostat. So they did this on Earth. Yeah, on Earth. They take it up a rocket. Well, how are they supposed to know then? I know, right? That's not accurate game conditions.

The clinostat is one of the things that spins around really fast. Like the gravitry. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I know the ones. So that cells become disorientated, right? Can you confuse the little spermies? They put them through a maze which was designed to resemble the female reproductive tract.

Oh, so it's like there's the fallopian tubes. Whoop got to go around a cyst. Whoop. Where's the egg? We observed a significant reduction in the number of sperm that were able to successfully find their way through the chamber maze in microgravity conditions compared to normal gravity. Okay, interesting. They were dizzy. They were dizzy little spermies.

And it appears the stress of the microgravity worked as a fifth. filter that left only the most capable sperm in the running. Now, Rowan. And then the dumb asses kept hitting the wall. Yes, which is not a bad thing. It's a good thing. Maybe we should all get pregnant in? Well, I can't.

Would you like to impregnate in space? Because that way you know your champion swimmer makes it to the egg. But that, hang on a sec. Wouldn't the champion swimmer make it to the egg anyway? Like, does it have to be zero gravity? Oh, you're right. The dumb sperm just lose anyway? The dumb, confused sperm would be dumb and confused in normal gravity.

And probably wouldn't beat champion spiel. Or are there different qualities that go into it? Yes, having athletic mobility is one thing, but maybe lack of dizziness. You know, another sperm might be able to step up. Mate, well, but they did, um, they did, um, you could actually get. You can't turn off your mic sometimes. He knows there's a cough, but the.

desk has been funny. He doesn't want to push. Much funnier. Much funny if I do it. It doesn't worry for it. But apparently it does. Not even an excuse me. No.

Pardon me. Doesn't even, um, it like, now you've lost my chat of thought, guys. Oh, sorry.

We've thrown you off there. There was some big words in this article. I haven't heard one big word yet. The Kleino, majiggy. We've got to stop doing this. We've got to stop getting this weird. But yeah,

apparently you can get pregnant. If they meet the egg. Would you have thought you could, though? I would have thought you could. I would have thought you could. I would have thought you could. He had a go at it. The rocket has docked if you get my new in.

This is Jess and Rowan. Trending podcast. I'm sorry to say, look, our show is still in its infancy. We are not trending yet. Keep up those downloads, Cookers, and we'll get there one day. Sick. But the top Apple pods at the moment, the daily crime junkie, Dateline NBC, The Idiot, Rounding out the Top 5,

The Joe Rogan Experience. Not the Quay. podcast like shy guy has convinced us was trending on the night. What's the Quaker podcast? The Quaker podcast, right? What's that? What's that? What's that?

What's that? In the Quaker tradition, now, pardon me if I'm wrong. Quaker, I believe, is either a religion or just like a way of life, all right? And in the Quaker ways, waiting worship is a thing. Waiting worship. Waiting worship. So basically sitting in silence and connecting with the higher-ups. Sure.

So the Quaker podcast is an hour-long podcast of silence. Mm, okay. Now, Shigai has allegedly got us some audio of the Quaker podcast, but I'm worried, shy guy, you know this better than anyone. If we play Dead Air, nothing, it goes to a backup tape. I've also got us audio ready? Do you hear it? Cole play's going to kick in if we leave the dead air.

No, he allegedly has something from this trending podcast. So I'll play it now. Please do. It's like the traffic. So how does this go for another 40 seconds? It's like at most. What do you mean 40 seconds? Babe, the podcast goes for an hour, 20.

Well, how did you know which bit to pick? I didn't. It just went to the middle and went, jump. The podcasters went to the Green Street meeting in Philadelphia. Big in the Quaker community. Well, that's noise. That's not science. Yeah, you're right.

Liars. They placed field microphones around the worship space where people were doing this waiting worship thing, and they've made a podcast out of it. You hear the physical reality of people gathering together, complete with passing cars. There's the traffic. Creaking benches and the distant coup of a happy infant. It's kind of interesting. That they release this or that actual audio.

Because when there are the Daily Crime Junkie, Dateline NBC, The Idiot Joe Rogan Experience and the Jess and Rowan podcast that you could be enjoying, why would you listen to that? I guess you're kind of waiting for what's coming. So maybe you would go through it for the full hour. Do you know how angry those videos make me where it says, watch till the end, wait till the end, and then you watch the 40-second video and nothing happens at the end.

That's how that podcast makes me feel. Where's God? I've waited. So you think I'm waiting in worship. Because you sit through an hour's silent worship podcast. I deserve to meet God. Oh my God. This is Jess and Rowan.

I shared with you earlier this week that last weekend on my trip to Melbourne with Finchie to go see Mel Robbins had a scary medical incident. I passed out at the table after experiencing some sharp abdominal pain. Right, right, right. Paramedics came. I did a FaceTime with an ED doctor and everyone was in ingredients, particularly my Mum, you need to follow this up. Just a follow up. We need a follow up with your GP.

Obviously, I was in Melbourne, so once you get back home, book in. Yep, yep. I tried to do that on Monday, sir. Why can I not get into my GP for three weeks? Don't we go to the doctor when there's something wrong? Why is she booked out for three weeks? weeks. I've noticed that up, like... Have you noticed that? I don't understand. You present with an illness and then you book in for the GP.

How many people are booking it? I might be sick in two and a half weeks. So I'm going to book for April 15. Why can't I get in when I'm sick? You know, I still haven't got a doctor, like, up here now. Because you can't get in regularly to anyone. Because it's like weeks away from a booking. What is that about? And I understand... Maybe it's a smaller town thing, maybe. Maybe. But there are so many fabulous. doctors, surgeries and doctors and GPs. I can't comprehend who's making an appointment for two and a half weeks time. It's not like it's a wedding venue where you're like,

I don't want it to book out for my date. Aren't we just going to the GP when we're ill? So why is it so hard to get in? I wonder if some of these GPs are not taking new clients as well. This is my GP though. Because you're absolutely right. There are some on the books that says not taking you. But I'm one of her patients.

And I'm trying to do the cheeky thing, I called. I didn't do the online. I called. And I even said, I had a medical episode where an ambulance was called. Smart, you should do that.

Can I get in? Today. And they said, sorry, her earliest appointment. I don't agree with that at all. And I understand there are obviously people who will do follow-up appointments

for either tests or maybe you need regular to get prescriptions or whatnot. But how many people are doing that that I can't get in to see a full-time GP? And then you have to see someone else. because they're available, that it makes sense. And then she's got to read my whole history in front of her.

You have to charm her because I spent a lot of time on relationship building. We'll send it to your regular doctor. Well, you're my doctor now. You're my doctor now. 100%. And all I think about is, well, what would my GP have said? You're shooting from the hip because you don't know me. Is there an angle I'm missing?

Because it upset me. It upset me greatly. Yeah. Because now I'm worried there's a ticking time bomb. I agree with you. I agree with you. I agree with you. I agree with my GP.

Shy guy. Can you think of a real. reason. Who's booking out three weeks in advance to see the GP? I think it's just follow-ups there. It's all follow-ups. You need to see a doctor first before you can veer off into any other. Oh, you're right. A category of medical stuff.

So I think they're just full of people who want to then see other specialists or other things or just get their pills. I can't be mad about that. But yeah, it just upset me. Thank you. I will because none of these are dissipating that anger. Thank you. I thought, I'm not missing something. No, I pissed me off the other day too.

I had to go and get something like a re-out. my couple of scripts. Yep. And it was like, where do I find? I had to ask my naturopath. Peter Muller and I had to go. He goes, I go down on Brunker Road, mate. But I just was...

And we know the discourse between Eastern and Western Medicine. Yeah. If you can avoid it. This is why we go to the natural paths. I can get in ASAT. This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on hit. Yes, the last second last one before we go on Easter holidays.

It would be great to give someone the money. It would be great to get someone 10. $10,000, Jess. Absolutely. Joshy, you're up, babe. How you doing? Good, thanks, Jess. Josh, what do you want our 10 grand for?

Is it for the Easter long weekend? What's on the agenda? Yeah, a bit of both. Heading to Canberra just after it for the Mrs. She, her family friends have got wedding and stuff down there. Lovely, lovely. Are you driving? At the moment.

No, I meant like to Canberra. No. Oh, thank goodness. I was going to say, you'll need to. You are. Yeah. Okay. Well, just for being on air, Josh, you do get $100 worth of fuel.

But then when you win 10 grand, you could fill up your tank a couple of times. Are you pumped about going to Canberra? I'm getting the vibe you're not. No. I love the honesty, brother. Love the honesty. While you're in Canberra, maybe you can ask Albo, why did you do that address yesterday? Because everyone's very confused.

I wasted the time. Could have been an email champion. Could have been an email. All righty, Josh. I'm wondering if I can claim it on my text. Yeah, very good. Okay, no more funny buggers. No.

Serious business now. The letter you're going to work with today, Josh, is G. G for going to Canberra, all right? Easy. Okay. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter G, we need you to name. A type of pasta.

Knocky. A five-letter word. Pass. A phone app. Pass. A school subject. Geography. Something round.

Class. A lolly. Gob supper. A fashion brand. Gap. A celebrity chef. George. What's his name?

Columbaris. A fruit. Damn. Oh, a little extra present from Jess. I'm in a good mood. Four and a half. How good. It's not.

You owe me an apology. Yeah, you owe me an apology. Father to a giant group. Phone app, Google. Gmail. Gmail could also be the five-letter word. What else do you have here? Something round.

Golf ball. Great. Celebrity chef. George, somebody. George Columbaris. Gordon Ramsey. Guy Fieri. That is four and a half.

He got the fuel, though. You don't go into hand here, Josh. That's a win. That's a win. That's a win. That's a win. That's a win. Good luck in Canberra.

Too easy. Thanks, guys. Happy Easter, Josh. Thanks for joining the show. Well, one more go before Easter. That's right. But more opportunities to get your hands on our free fuel, thanks to reflections holidays. Yeah.

Just got to get your voice on the air. That's it. That's how we do it. Next, what's the threesome game? We are translating shy guy and ease. This is Jess and Rowan. One, two, three, three. Jason Rowens.

What's the threesome? Yes, what's the threesome game where we dissect shy guy and ease, basically. That's right. He's going to give us three things. We're going to tell him. what those three things have in common. And yes, we might bat up 15 responses that are seemingly correct. But if that's not what he has written down.

It's up to him. We keep going. Up to him. Everyone's favourite Thursday game. Shy guy. Yep. Here we go. First one.

Mars, Hershey, Cadbury. Chocolate. Chocolate bars. For brands. Babs. Chocol brands. Nice Babs. Babs is coming off a clean.

Don't say boom, okay? Sorry. Why? Don't say boom. You sound like those. Saw winners from the way to race yesterday. Sorry, continue. I'll name and shame them later.

We like gracious winners. Thanks, Babs. She hasn't won yet. She hasn't won yet. Come on, mate. Almost, nearly, barely. Are they adverbs? That's not what I'm looking for.

You've almost done something. It's almost completion. Yes, bro. They always indicate something he's almost complete. Story of my life. Continue. Whoa, sorry, can I help you? What?

There was judgment. There was judgment on the course. question, but I didn't vocalise anything. I did not vocalise anything. Don't trust my eyebrows. Next one. The case getting milk. Sorry, to me.

Focus, rough. Sorry, sorry. The desire is a cow getting milked. Continue, go. Bick, Sharpie. Pends! Oh, they're pen brands. Riding utensils.

Stationary brands. What do you say? I said pen brands. They're pen brands. Are they not riding utensils? Well, multiple options. It's not what he was been. I need what I've written down.

Yeah. All right. Saw winner is bad as Saul loser. Everyone pull it together. Here we go. Brian. Han, Roman. I don't know.

Oh, they're all from Fast and the movies. They are Babs. Oh, my gosh. You should have got that, shouldn't I? I was coded for you. I know. I forget Paul Walker's character is Brian. It's the least sexy name.

No disrespect to all my Brian's out there. And if I put Torreto, it'll be too old. Yeah, that's one on with Don Torreto. Letty! Around the world, one more time. They're dark punk songs. They are not. Babs win.

That's four. I mean, we can do one more for fun. This is embarrassing. Rowling. Rowan, you're on one. You're on nil. See how you go. Well done, Bab.

Thank you. You know why? She's got fuel in the tank. Why does that mean? We'll get toured later. Oh, okay. I'm interested in knowing. Yeah, me too.

Oh, you know about it, I already think. No, no. Iceland. Country. Japan. Countries. Indonesia. Island nations.

No. Countries with mountains? No, but you're close. With a national landmark. You get like a million yen for a dollar. No. What were they again? Iceland.

Yeah. Japan. Indonesia. Highest. Yeah. about the highest. You close? Countries with active volcanoes.

Countries with non... Dormant vote to hate volcanoes. The biggest volcano. Fuji? You're very close to what I've got written down. Is volcano in it? Yes. Active, dormant, big...

You can't visit those... You can't visit those volcanoes anymore. Not quite. You can visit those volcanoes. No. You can visit those volcanoes. They're landmarks. They are countries located within a volcanic eruption.

zone. Oh, so they get wiped out. Yeah, that's right. That's one, but for fun. Okay, fun. Congratulations. That was amazing. A hybrid, a pop-top and a motorized.

They're all types of... Convertibles? No. Cars. Sports cars. A hybrid pop-top. Engine. Motorized.

No. Motorbikes? No. Is a vehicle? It's a type of vehicle. Van. Lorry. A camper van.

all times of getting to be. Oh my God. I reckon she cheated again. I didn't. Are you back to cheating? Are you back to cheating? Did you notice she walked over there with some papers for later? Oh, God.

You actually did. She did. And she smoked us. How about that? The only time she ever smokes us is when she cheats. Ron, what I inferred about having fuel in the tank from last night's way to race. What happened? We'll talk about it.

We can talk about it inside 20 minutes. What do? No, no, not right now. Right now, inside 20. Inside 20, we'll talk about it. Well done, Babson. This is Jess and Rowan. How'd you go yesterday?

April Fool's, like, fall for any? There was one that I read, my old doula, the woman who looked after me after I had Lucia, she posted that she will now be doing a live-in service where she will sleep quietly by the baby's bassinet. And I was like, that's a thing. And she's so nice. She would do that.

Yep. I think that was April Fool's. Yeah, I think it was like that of course. Oh, and I also fell for Alphan Comedi, legendary local Muso, who ended up becoming the voice of KFC. Remember, he did the jingle after manifesting on TikTok. He posted that he was now going to do jingles for Ampole

after doing a little ditty about the fuel crisis. That was also a... I guess I kind of felt for that too, because I saw that, and oh, bro, pick your lane. Come on, too many. You get paid comedies. You've done one. Now move on.

Don't be there. That guy that horrors his girlfriend to all the other ones. Well, he wasn't. He wasn't. He wasn't. He was a joke-y-joke. I'm an idiot. What about you?

Yeah, comedian. Well, clearly, I didn't think I fell for any other than that one, I guess. Yep. My girlfriend yesterday sent a beauty through to the group chat that we share with, as myself, her, her sister and Lucy's brother-in-law. Okay, a bit of a family chat. Austin and Hannah. All right.

Lucy sent it through it. Now, Lucy, so her last name's Milne, the Mieln girls are like, soul to the earth, lovely. could tell them that you were growing coffee out of the ceiling because it was better. And they go, wow, how did you do that? Like, so gullible. They're so lovely. They'll just believe you, which I like. And they live their life like no one is out to jupe them.

Because if you tell them something, they'll believe it because that's who they are. Yes. Because why would you lie to them? Why would you lie to them? And in reverse, they wouldn't lie to you. No, exactly. So why would you lie to me? Lucy, so Hannah and Austin used to live in Darwin.

So Lucy saw something from ABC Darwin. A reputable source. Yeah, that's fair. Reputable source. But sent it through and it has the headline. There is a pothole and an enormous fish. And this guy holding this enormous fish on it, like clearly a road that's been imposed. Okay.

Million dollar fish. No, don't say clearly because I fall for those two. Clearly, mate. No, it's a pic. It's a photograph. Million dollar fish caught in Stewart Highway pothole. And then so I just. didn't pay it any attention. So Lucy sent it through. Hannah said, ha ha, oh my God. Lucy was like,

oh my God, how amazing is that? Hannah's like, I can't believe it. What are the chances? And then like six hours, I would just let it go to the keeper. Austin was like, are we being so serious right now? Ladies, ladies, ladies. And then no one replied. And he went, it's April fools. The girls went, oh, no, I didn't believe it. I wanted it to be true. So don't you love that? It's divine. It's so lovely. They're not. They're not. getting the million dollar fish payday, but yet they are so thrilled someone is now going to get paid for finding a fish in a bottle. They're thrilled that they've had a million dollar fish in an old highway pothole.

Hey man, stranger things have happened. No, they haven't. They haven't. They haven't. Don't you think? Not that. No, I take... Listen, man, as someone who has now started commenting on videos to then be told their

AI, I don't know what to believe anymore. Every day is April Fool's on the internet, Rowan, because it's all. Fake. It's all fake. Not just on April 1. Shy guy, you said you had fallen for something. It was like to share. It wasn't an online thing that Babbs and I were heading home from the Way to race last night. And a guy pulled up next to us out of red light and he's like, go on, put your window down. As if to be like he wants to talk or say something. Yeah, maybe fuel gauge is open. Maybe something's wrong with the car or something.

And then it's just like put mine down. He just puts his other. Yeah. It's a very good game. That's a good game. That's an everyday gang. This is Jess and Rowan. Yesterday. That was funny, man. So yesterday we did the waiter race kicking off the Newcastle Food Month. That's right. There is so much to enjoy across April, but to launch the month of festivities,

there was a waiter race. It's never been done before. It happens in Paris. In London, in Rome. We brought it to Newcastle and we were invited to participate, even though we are not in hospitality. They couldn't care about any of us. They were pumped you were there.

But that was cool. They were pumped you were there, Rome, because I can't do a four-stage really. I can't. No, that's fine. You can't. I needed my three friends. Yep. Now, to set the scene, four-stage relay with obstacles involved at each stage. But the whole thing consistently carrying a tray that had a bottle of wine, a glass, there were snacks, we had to pour beers at one point, pop a bottle of champagne, mix a freaking cocktail.

All that stuff. There was a little bit involved. Much more than I thought that was going to be. Totally. We decided prior who was doing what. Now, should we break it down stage by stage, Rowan, or would you just like to launch? Because I've got things to say, not to you, my friend, because I can confidently, you were stage two. I was stage two.

So I saw you, barreling towards me. A man who I'd like everyone to know broke his ankle a few years ago and has issues. Thank you so much. You had a fire in your belly. I got moving. I was screaming at people. It was phenomenal. I could hear you coming.

And that energy gave me energy. Absolutely. And then I, commentary online, geez, Jess is motoring. Get out of her way. I too took the race seriously. Yeah. So did I. I.

Didn't want to embarrass us. I was leaning because I did not want to come last. I was like, I have to do it. We have to win. We have to lift. We have to lift. We got there. And one of the, one of the organizers, I might even name her.

Was it Kerry? Carrie. Carrie. Carrie. Carms. got our name said, you guys won't win, will you? I went... I know, before we'd even started.

Nice to meet you, Kerry. Wow. I know, we were underdogs, Ron. We were underdogs. We were going up against... Now I have to lift. We were going up against winemakers. We were going up against restaurateurs.

We were going up against takeaway joins. We were the underdogs for sure. And all they do is run around with booze in their hands. Absolutely. I never carried the tray. No, they carry it to us. Anyway, so you understand the premise of what we were dealing with. Yep.

Babs kicked it off. First woman. Babs, you wanted leg one. Yeah, because it was the easiest one. How would you rate? See, this is the attitude we had to deal with yesterday, guys. Let's let her self-report. You were the one that wanted to bargain with Jess to even do this in the first place.

Don't come for me. Hey, hey, hey, it's leverage. Once he got it. But once it was agreed and the steak dinner is coming, he was on. He actually took it seriously. You Babs were the one who was on side earliest, wanted leg one. I've rewatched the footage.

How would you rate your own performance and said fire in the belly? I was nervous and my hands were shaking and I have stout legs. So I tried my best. I reckon you would have moved quicker hopping on one leg. Well, we weren't allowed to hop. That's true.

That's true. To make your point though, Rowan, I was about to say, I've never seen a person walk slower. However. We then turn to. Okay, well, you walked in the wrong directions and cost us a good five seconds. I still, shagai, I still lapped people.

I got to you. I lapped people. Rowan, can you attest? I've got footage, man. Because I was second and I had to pump. You pumped. I left people. I put the things down and got into you.

In fact, I then was trying, someone tried to sabotage me. Also on footage, I got to you. I got to you. Yes. The pace at which shy guy saunter's up to the bottom. Bar. We're doing it here, guys. We're not to rush or run.

What are we doing? No one asked you to rush or run, but the lack of energy. He stood back and was like, which can should I? But they're all the same can. No, I didn't know that. I thought it was a trick. So Shy Guy gets out of the... People at Herb were getting in my head.

So, listen, this is sport. It's Sport Lift, man. Shy Guy leaves second last. He literally filtered through the lime. Jersey, go, which one's the nicest? Yeah, because we were told we're raided on how good the lime quality was. I thought that was some decoy lines. And let's not forget, on my leg, it was, firstly, it was the longest part of the race.

You got the longest legs? Good. Longest part of race. Also the longest legs. You're actually right, Rowan. And I had the heaviest tray because I had all of your drinks as well as my own. Bro. Rowan and I made up so much time to get that tray to you.

And then you just go look at the video team. Make up your own mind. Jess and Rowan. By the way, Shaw guy went underhand. You've got to go over. There was a lot. I have better grip. Anyway, got them big hands.

It was just so amusing to see him sauntering down, not a care in the world. You forgot we were in a race, didn't you? No, I thought I was pretty. We had the new couple of nice cheerleaders behind us. Did you have the new cars and shouts with the girls. But we went from being probably looking at like maybe fifth last. To then the chick from Foghorn literally flat tiring you, she was stepping on your shoes. She was that close to.

I always lost my voice too. just screaming at Shagga, like, just a bit more. What do you mean you were so close to losing your voice? You were you so shoddy the whole race. I actually set the time for the whole place. Because everyone was like, went down at his leg too. They're like, go, go, go, go. You're doing golf clubs.

Go, Barbara! And then everyone went, whoa. One of the guys next to me were waiting for each of our legs was like, who is that? I was like, he's not with me. Sorry. Absolutely with you. Anyway, it is nice to say, even with the lack of energy from these two. Second last.

Angus told me I did a good job. Your husband said he's the nicest man on the planet babbs. He's not going to be like... He's a liar. I didn't get a compliment bag. It's almost been real crap. You are awful then, clearly. Ligea learned a new word.

Okay. Anyway, go have a look at the video. We came second last. We came second last. And I think that is something to be proud of, team. Yeah, we work in radio. Who one? Julius Wyles.

Now, De Yulius Wynne. Mike De Yulius, an absolute king of the valley, beautiful Chardonnay, if I may say. But he not only was struck with a tongue. PINELTY still managed to come first. And by the way, their wine might be nice. As people, assholes. Relax. They were so rude about women.

That what have we said about sore, what is it? Winners. Ungracious winners. Ungracious winners. We get to the after party, go up there. And like, by the way, I just want to say, I was only yelling at shy guy and babs. Your own people. Got up there.

And then this. Brown-haired lady from DeJolius said, not heckling anymore, are you? And I was like, oh. I was like, maybe I'll heckle you wine because it doesn't smell good. I said. And she went, ha-ha, and then we had a little bit of a ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh, ha-ha-ha.

It was all in fun. And then, as we're leaving, said legend of the valley goes, see your losers. I used to see your losers. I was flicking it out of me. I like, I should tinkler anyway. You like that. It was a fun day.

It was a fun day. It was so much fun day. Steak dinners on me, team. Yeah, listen to it, baby. You get extra sides, Rowan. Yeah. You guys get no sides. You get no sauce.

Yeah, you don't even get the salt seasoning. This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on hit. You know, the last time before we go to Eastern break, we're going to try to get someone $10,000. And that's someone right now is Jen Jen. Hello, Jen Jen. Oh my gosh.

Good morning, Griffith. A woman's so nice. They named her twice. Oh, my. Man, Jen. What is on for the long weekend, girlfriend? Oh, look, I'll probably be relaxing for most of the days. Easter lunch with the family in Sydney, you know, eggs and chocolate and all those delicious things.

And free fuel from Jess and Rowan. Oh, my God. Really? Just for bringing that gorgeous energy onto the radio show, free fuel. Just for you, Jen Jen. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm going to cry.

Oh, my God. If you're going to cry with free fuel, imagine how you'll feel when you win. 10 in about 30 seconds. Hell yeah. Oh, stop it. Are we supercharging the long weekend with 10 grand or what do you have in mind for that? Well, my son needs a new car and he's gone through a lot of crap at the moment. That would be a nice surprise for him.

He's only 18, but he's gone through a struggle. Okay, well, mum's got his back. I sure do. Hell yeah. I love that so much. The letter you are going to work with Jen Jen is E. I can't think of one car brand signing with E. Is there one that sounds of the E?

Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding you. Did not love E? You don't like a vowel. Does it have to be an E? Yeah, sorry. Yeah, we've got no other sheets. You're the last player for the week.

This is our last sheet. Jen, this is how the game works. We give you a letter. You answer them. That's right, Jen, Jen. You've got this. You've got this. You got to do.

We believe in you. Come on, you're right. Your time will start. Avoke. Range Rover Evoke. Oh, yeah, yeah. We'll go with that. Jen, Jen.

Are you ready? Yes. Your time will start up to the first question. Starting with the letter E, we need you to name. A type of bird. Emu. An airline. Oh, God.

An airline, as in a plane? Yep. Airline. We're time for that. Come on. Okay, pass. A colour. Oh, God.

Oh, no. Pass. Something in the bedroom. Ecstasy. Yes. Musician. It's sharing. An online store.

eBay. An occupation. Oh, she picked up steam. She was picking up steam. We're not three in a row. I don't know where you keep it. Sure. Hey, man.

You're more than Gens. I'll tell you what, though. No, don't tell us to make that. Stop, stop, stop. We're prime time, Jen. The petrol is a blessing. Yes, of course. Yes, of course, of course.

What a great attitude, Jen. Well, Jen. What delightful person you are? Could have had emirates. Eddie had for an airline. Emerald, Ebony. Electric blue for a colour. You know what?

Emerald's my favourite colour. Oh my God. Oh, my God. What a shit show? What a shit show? Have you got an emerald? Oh, sis. That's just crazy.

Okay, well, you know what? I love speaking you guys and I've been trying to get through for ages. And you know what? You guys are a blessing. I love the petrol voucher, thanks. You're so welcome. Oh, Jen Jen. Oh, Jen.

What a delightful person you are. Sorry, we can't help out with your son's car. Happy Easter Groovers. I hope you guys have an amazing way. Thank you, Dahl. You too. Enjoy yourself, all right. I like Groovers.

That's nice. Groovers is a good one. Gen Gen. With Groovers. All right. Well, back again. Back again. And make sure you save Jen Jen Jen's number.

I need a bit more Jen Jen Jen and the gym. Don't we all need a little bit more. Between John who played dips yesterday and Jen Jen Jen today. Existie. It's a great one. I don't know. Keep it for sure. All right.

We're, like, to get into it. Where else would you put it? No, mate. You don't put it in the kitchen. Ask shy guy. Oh, okay. We'll go to the song and then I'll ask Shy Guy. This is Jess and Rowan.

Is there a jingle or ad? I'll even take a spoken ad that lives in your head rent-free. What is the piece of advertising or marketing that you cannot get out of your head? Because the national film and sales. Sound Archive, which is Shigai. It is the nation's premier, audiovisual, cultural institution dedicated to collecting, preserving and sharing Australia's rich history of sound and film. Well done, Shigaii.

Thank you very much. I see you working at the archive because it would feel like they're methodical people. They love cataloging. Yeah, that's what it is. Labelling things nicely. I get catalog vibes from Shigar actually. I get catalog vibes. Also, so they have added, I'm going to say, I can't believe it's taking this long.

In 2026, they've added some new things. Oh, what are they added? The first one they've added is one of the most iconic jingles ever, hence the question we are asking, the reading riding hotline. If you have trouble reading it, that's something you can miss. 1-3-0-6-3-0-6-3-5-0-6. If you are, do you reckon 30 and over? Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't remember. I don't think, like Babs is now fielding a million calls.

I don't know if you're 20, you'd know the reading running hotline. Yeah. I never actually called. I don't understand how they would help you, but maybe it was tutor connection. Anyway, that's the jingle, the first jingle. Good jingle. That has made it to the NFSA, the archive.

But some other ones that have made it for 2026, National Spotlight. Missy Higgins song, Scar. She is an icon. 2004 hit. Yep. Like, you don't like that one. Don't shit on.

I'm not a huge. You can't. I don't. The Maltese coming in out of the Maltese. It's... Who doesn't like Missy Higgins? I'm sure she's a legend of a chick. Hey, I want to differentiate.

The woman I've got no qualm with. You said yesterday, you don't like caramel. And now you're saying you like Missy Higgins. Who are you? My name's Jess Farni. Who are you? I like lemon curd. Oh, me too.

And Andrea Bacheli. He'd like caramel and probably Missy Higgins. You reckon Andrea would like Missy Higgins? Big Tom, I would say, sir. What we'll ask him. Anyway, that's made it to the NFSA. 2004 song, I don't get it. Why?

Anyway, they're also doing quotes. I feel like the National Archive is now just having a laugh. That is iconic. We're putting memes and quotes in. Cultural moments. Cultural moments. Oh, that's nice, shagga. And what's a bigger cultural moment than Jack Carlson being arrested in front of a Chinese restaurant

and yelling this at the cops? Oh, of course. I'm under, what? Gentlemen. This is democracy manifest. What is the charge eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal. I got it.

It's one of the great... I need to look more into that scenario because I only know that quote. I actually know the story. I love that so much. Has the vibrato in his voice. Charge! Come on, man.

What is the charge? Just say what's the charge. It's phenomenal. Another sound that's been added. Rowan, it was actually. sampled by Billy Eilish in Bad Guy. I wonder if that's what launched it into the archive's psyche is more than just

a sound we hear on the street. But the pedestrian crossing. Not this bit, this bit. I think the whole thing's in the archive, but that's in bad guy. So that's in the archive. It's very rhythmic, yeah. So 131060, is there a jingle? Hey man, I'll even take

quotes, a cultural moment that you think should be in the National Archive. 131060, for me, Airplane Jelly. Jelly. Good one. It's a good one. Don't you think?

Yeah. Jelly. When shy guy got that for me, he goes, this is from the 1930s. I went, yeah, they were still using it in the 2000s. That's how good. That's how good the jingle is. Ain't broke, don't fix it. Amen, that's a cultural moment.

What's the one I like? My dad always talked. We always go, Not Happy Jan. The Yellow Pages. Yeah, classic. Classic. I wonder what that woman is doing now, the actress who yelled not Happy Jan. Oh my God.

What about Beautiful Breakfoot? Remember that? I don't know. Beautiful Brexford. When the Amy ad, when they go, he goes to, she goes to Bali. Yeah, Rhonda and Katoot. Yeah, Katoot goes beautiful Brankford. Do you remember that? No.

But Rhonda and Kutut as an item should absolutely be in the archive. That's enough from us. That's a good one. We want to hear from you. We've got that fuel. Yes. 13, 1060. What is the cultural moment, the jingle, the ad?

Oh my God. That lives in your head. Rent free. Look at us. Just finishing. other sentences. This is Jess and Rowan. We are asking for jingles or even cultural moments that you think should be added to the

national film and sound archive because they've just released what they have inducted for 2026. And I think our favourite is the Jack Carlson Declaration of What is the Charge? A succulent Chinese meal. That's fantastic. But there's Scar by Missy Higgins. There's the Reading, Writing Hotline. Yep.

Should we go to Sarah? First off, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Good morning. to you. Hi, how you going? Yeah, couldn't be better. Sarah, just for saying hello, you've got free fuel. Nice. Thank you so much. You're very welcome, but we are asking the question. What jingle should be added to the National Film and Sound Archive?

Yeah, the Good Guys one. You know, they're calm in and see the Good Good Good Good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sarah, Funfuss at, I don't know if you know this about me. I used to work at the Good Guys. I didn't know that. And I would tell people I was in the ad. I'm the chick in the background doing a backflip. I'm awesome. But I'm a massive liar.

Such a liar. I was out there slinging white goods. Sarah, that's a great nomination. Great nomination from you, Sarah. And I'm sure the BGs would love that nod. They would. Because that's the obviously good vibrations. Jamie Lee, good friend of the show.

How are you, babe? I'm good. How are you both? Yeah, good. You got free fuel firstly. Yeah. Yes, thank you. Well done.

Yay. I got on air. Well done to you. What is your nomination for something that should be in the NFSA? We're happy little veggie mite. We're happy little veggie mit. Since bright can be. I remember this.

Late one. Our mommy say we're growing stronger every single week. We're finishing off, Jamie. It was a rose. No, okay. There we go. I always felt like, you know, the villain from Beauty and the Bass, Gaston? Yes.

I always felt like a song he would sing. Oh, yes, yes. You know what I mean? Anyway, thank you. Thank you, Jamie. Nicola, hello. Hello. Nicola, you got free fuel.

Yay. Yay. But what is your nomination for a jingle or cultural moment that should be in the archive? Got to be the Lubmobile. Lubemobile? Do you know this one? What, how does that one go, Nicola? It's a Luma Bile will come to you

13 13 32 Yay Blue Mobile will come to you Tell me more Lulmobile 1330 32 Tell me more The mainland thing I remember this

Oh more office on the spice Like a 13th You need to do How is this 1330 32 For everything Mechanical we've got it They'll fix the car

Oh yeah That's 30 Oh, Nicola. That's surely in there. It's got to be. It's got to be in there already. Because that little boy at the end, Nicola, I don't think he went on to do anything else.

Other than singing about lube. Lumebill. My fault. Once he got his teeth back, he couldn't get any gigs anywhere else. Yeah, he got typecast. Oh, Nicola, that has, oh, that's a,

they don't make jingles like that anymore. That went for ages. It's just all AI. We don't have the attention span to sit through a jingle that length anymore. Hey, Crystal. How are you? Good morning, guys. How are you?

Crystal, you got free fuel. Yeah, yeah. I think you're going to wrap this up for us, babe. What is the jingle or cultural moment that should be in the archive? Ajax, spray and wipe had. Oh, great one. Great one. Got a call from Mr. Fryer.

He's bringing round about it. The kitchen looked a fright from the liberal... I don't know this bit, but I know the main bit. This is a story. Just a quick thing. Oh, yes. Spray and wipe all purpose. I cleaned up every service.

Spray and wipes a breeze Because it cuts through Tuftus breeze Yes, yes, everybody The kitchen's back and clean And the bar is very clean So thank you Aja spray and white

That's very much Yeah, remember that one There was another one of those as well No, we've only got time for the wonder She wants a second fuel Oh sorry, continue You've got 10 seconds No no, it was another Ajax one

It was as pretty as a picture But inside it really hit you Oh, shy guy got the wrong one for you. This is Jess and Rowan. Wrap up the week that was with The Diary. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Rowan? I like penises. Babbs is on, baby.

We're back. All right, Babs. That was taken out of context. There's little monsters everywhere, but there's a proper way to interact with him out in the wild. Jess should take a lesson from this. But I was taking a little doggy out for a wee-wee last night. You know, Angus does bedtime.

I do doggy or he does doggy. Sorry? I do bed. Look, up. After the dog. Oh, you grow up. You got a bedtime. I do doggy. Don't say that, Matt. You're not for my words.

I'm after the doggy. Okay, all right. Thanks for clearing that up. So he was doing stories, so I look after the doggy. Good, good. And I'm standing there by the bushes, trying to encourage him to wait. Stop looking. I can't look at you in the eye.

And a woman and a man, a couple perhaps. We're also in the bushes? Walk past me in the bushes. She's wearing the Gaga shirt that I own. I actually wore it for you today. day. Thank you. And I, you know, the sun's down. It's kind of dark. I've yelled out, yes, Gaga. It just came out of me. I was so thrilled to see a Gaga shirt in the wild. She was like, maybe she forgot she was wearing a Gaga shirt. Maybe she thought you were talking to the dog.

Like, your dog's name was Gaga and he was wean because you were trying to coach it. And you're like, yes, Gaga. The guys really lost focus mid-break. As you can tell, Shaga wasn't really impressed. You've got to Let me fly. Piedcock! You can't let me fly! It's a great movie, but a leg of it? Isn't it such a good movie?

Terry! I did my first death pop! What movie is this? The other guys. Yeah, that's so funny. Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell. I reckon that might be Mark Wahlberg's best. It's a nerd here from Dirty Mike in the Boys.

What are we doing? Are we quoting the movie now? We're doing quotes. Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, we can do quotes. I'm very happy to keep quoting. We could do quotes. No.

Did you just yell America? A lion in the middle of the ocean going up against a 60-pound tuna with me and all my tuna friends. You lose that battle. You lose that battle. Every day you lose that battle. Did that go the way he thought it was? Nope. Data, no pain, oh shit.

Sorry, guys. 915. Let's have a great day, everybody. A dating coach came out with tips on how to guarantee a proposal within 90 days, which Rowan thought was ridiculous. But then Jess told us this. I'll be honest with you, Rowan. This is one of the other ones that...

After Angus proposed. And we called a few people and we enjoyed some champagne. I did turn to him and say, when? What took you so long? Because we'd been together 18 months. And when you know, you know, and he goes, you know what he said to me. He goes, you wanted an emerald.

So I had to send people to Colombia to go find you emeralds. It took time. And I went, too shay, my friend. Is that what it was? The emeralds? Yeah, the emeralds, because he was going to propose in Italy, which had been maybe six months earlier. But he said you wanted freaking emeralds.

I said, well, you've got me there, championing. So yeah, I actually would love that because I like, when you know, you know. 90 days, really? And he was my guy. People do gym challenges for the same time. Forget the vitamins and all that crap to live longer. I've got what you really need. What's your big longevity tip you reckon?

Elevate. Elevate. Take moments in your life to elevate for me. Just put on a bit of lipcloths. Look yourself in the mirror and go, who am I doing this for? For me, Rowan, for me. You know, I'm sick of laughing, Babs.

You've got a tip. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. Sorry, I'll put a frown on my face. Better. How are we improving lives in the Babs of Book of Wisdom? This will be good. Well, I'm eating use of burritos and watching Charles Leclair's straps.

I'm good. For years, Jess has lent hard into her Italian heritage. From the overconsumption of pasta to naming her child after an Italian pizza, This week we finally got her DNA test results back and can now reveal her true origins. Your first region at 1%? French. French?

French Canadian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what that means. So three other regions. 49% of you. That's a big chunk. 49? Yeah, which leaves one more little region. The French Canadian has taken from the...

the Italian. What is it wrong? Maltese. It's Maltese. It's Maltese. I genuinely, genuinely feel a weight off my shoulders. Thank you for taking that seriously. I can't believe you thought you would be anything different. I know, right. People get in your head, and I just thought,

if it was going to happen to anyone, would have happened to me, built my whole identity around something. Shire, God, how good it would have been if she was rushing. Well, that's it from us. See you next week. Have a good, love. weekend and happy Easter. See you

Tuesday. This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's Cookup of the Week. Back to doing one winner a week. Today, $500 suspended Health Lab elevate your everyday rituals with premium plant base and gluten-free snacks from Health Lab.

Thank you so much for the contributions. All week being a short week, I want to give a nod to a lot that came through for the jingle. We just asked what should be put into the National Film and Sound Archive after they've announced the Reading, writing hotline. Honourable mention to Elena, who just texts and said, My Mum thinks the Captain Planet theme song should be in the archive.

And I agree with you. Oh, my God's a great one. Captain Planet. He's a hero. Oh, and who's this? Meg has said the VB ad. Oh, yeah. That's a good one.

Louis the Fly has come through many times. At least the VB, yeah, like the actual melody. Yes. Dun, da, don't, don't. D-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah, we all know. It's a great one. But the person who is walking away

with that incredible 500 to spend at health labs, get yourself some of those cookie dough balls that Rowan is obsessed with. Solid caramel little wafers. This week we talked about DNA results, Ancestry.com, after I was fearful. Yes.

You can catch up with that on the podcast. Absolutely. Shai guy eventually loaded the podcast. Oh, no, no, no, now, now, no, no, no. Sorry about that, Shai. I made a conversion about that. I forgot to do it. She's just, I don't think it's appropriate to use that as ammo.

What do you mean? Right in his faith. Oh, he'll get to it eventually. He has two jobs post show. Okay, hang on. One of those two jobs, because that's what I'm doing immediately from now on after the show. So what are they? I made a whole big deal.

I'm just going to go stay out here for a day. I made a whole big deal about if you miss the results, catch up on the pod. You know how many DMs I got? None. But still, someone might have been confused and not been able to see it. Well, you know, it's a long weekend. Are you guys good now? You're done?

Can you go back in here? No, hang on one sec. There is no horn. Where's the honks? Broken. I didn't break. Anyway, we were talking about Ancestry.com and we asked, have you discovered something based on a DNA result?

There it is. How can you do where I was there? Like the Ancestry.com and the story I can't stop thinking about, Dave, who is adopted, found like his whole birth. and stuff. Connected with an auntie, found mama. Amazing story and we love the vulnerability. Thank you for sharing that with us. So Dave's the winner. So Dave's

getting 500 to spend on cookie dough balls and other goodies. They are delicious. They are going to have a great time. Health Labs. Thank you so much for being a part of the show. Thank you very much. Dave, we are done for the week. We are four day week. I'm going to miss you. I'll miss you too, darling to your husband though. Don't worry about that.

Would you like to know something very exciting? Yes. When we return or on Tuesday, April 7. That's our 50th show. Oh, yay. Shy guy, has Jess upset you? Because right now, if she has,

she can apologise to you. No, no, I'm fine. You're fine. No, but it is always fine. I said way worse stuff to him. Okay. We are back on our 50th show. 50th show on Tuesday.

And that's too, shy guy is back as well. 50. What a milestone. There's no balloons. Don't expect. anything. Well, Rowan got us all

Easter chock to celebrate. So I think, it's on me. I'm going to, I'll do something for our 50th yep. I forced you all

to do the waiter race yesterday. Fantastic. You're at 9 a.m. and 10 seconds. Jess will organise. I will organise something. Have a wonderful safe for a weekend. We are late.

Bye. Enjoy yourself. Drive safe. Don't forget. Yeah, get off your phone. Bye. Bye.

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