Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - My sugar plum fairy

Episode Date: March 1, 2026

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Try the big Brecky range with Honey Sirracha today. Only at Maccas. Here we go. Welcome to the Jess and Ron podcast. Hey everyone, welcome to the podcast. Thank you for tuning in. You'll see there is an E next to the title because there's some naughty things in this one. Probably just in the opener because it's stuff that we couldn't say on now.

Jess is going to say them now, Ron. But to be fair, would the E appear even without these because of a caller that Babs let through? Talking about dumb nicknames, you'll get to it. We won't repeat it here. Shy Guy, do you think the system... Oh, smart. We just EED all the time. E, obviously standing for explicit.

But would you agree? I noted an E on a podcast I really enjoy off menu. It only, it's very tiny and it doesn't say the word explicit. Do people know that that's what it stands for? Some people would think it means for everybody. Yeah, I genuinely saw the E and didn't clip. Oops, that's a shock.

And then went, what? It's explicit. They have the same label on some albums, like Drake's album or Kendrick's O'Kedle have the same E on it. Yeah, but they say full swears, bro. Yeah. And slurs. So the person...

So does some podcasts. To be fair, the person who did get through Nick, who did make it to air, who is the reason there is an E by default, I reckon he's got a good chance to win the UE boom. Oh, yeah. Which is our cooker at the week prize. But someone who wants to be in the mix, Rebecca. She texts through. This is what I was not going to read out on.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My husband has given me the nickname Dyson. Oh, I wonder what. And when I was like, what the fuck are you trying to say? Are you trying to say I'm good at cleaning around the house? You didn't know what she meant? That's sexist. He said, nah.

It's because apparently I suck good, bit raw and rant. I think she means raunchy, but she spelt ranchy, which makes me laugh even more because it's giving salad dressing. But I was like, oh my God. God, where do I go from this? Rebecca, thank you for sharing that. That is unbelievable. One of the great, expensive and very useful house-od items, the Dyson.

Does it suck Roar and Ranchi? Rory and Ranchi is not a great vibe. I've not seen that on the Dyson ads. But they do suck. I've got a Dyson hair dryer. It blows Roar and Ranchi. It blows real hard. It's a hard blow.

And the vacuums are a great suck. Not to bring my daughter into the equation, but she's scared of that. a hair dryer. It's so loud and aggressive. Daddy's scared of the blow too, probably. She doesn't like it. I pull it out. Okay, shut up, man. And she goes, no! No hair dryer. I'm all right, sweetheart. I pull it out. I've got to let it air dry. I pull it out and she says no is a crazy sentence. It's a crazy sentence.

Not as crazy as Rebecca's. Apparently, I suck good bit raw. I love how she says, apparently, babe. You're fucking proud of that. You know, don't act like you. Don't act like you. Oh, apparently. Oh, God. She's giving it the gluck, Gluck, 9,000. Hello, Alex Cooper. Someone's listened to Call my daddy.

Someone's gluckin. Oh, my gracious. Oh, well. Hey, enjoy the show, guys. There's nowhere to go from here. Someone message said, I hate it when my husband calls me Princess. Princess. I usually rip his head off and he mumbles.

I meant Princess Fiona. It's not a compliment. Yeah, leave him. All right. My boyfriend calls me crazy lady, says Tanya. My boyfriend. calls me. Fuckface. We'll then leave him. Nathan said. Love you guys.

Love you, Nate. Enjoy the podcast? Good. We've got for Jess and Rowan. In 2026, something new for breakfast. Do you know Jess? I've got too bored. You'll get to know Rowan.

What am I a piece of meat? It's covered in ink. It's going to be good. It's going to be fine. It's going to be all right. Anything could happen. Most of it probably will. That's squawking fatty.

And Rowan. Ah, you like what I did that? This is Jess and Rowers. This is going to be good. Yes, good morning, everybody. Brand new little fun show opener. Whoa. You're all right, mate.

Whoa. It's spitting in here. Whoa. Everything's rocking, Rowan. So Jess had a boat day with a bunch of millionaires and now she's rocking. She says it was a sea legs. Too much of the... Do I have...

Do I have my sea legs? Or do I not have my sea legs? Because I'm not used to being on the water. I think you've got sea legs. Or I've got sea legs. Or I've got sea legs. See, I thought getting sea legs was an indication you can handle being on the water. No?

No, I think you get sea legs when you're not used to the... The rocket and the rolling. Yeah, the steady ground. I was at a very late addition to a international Women's Day event on a super yacht yesterday. Nice. Might have been a few cocktails involved, Rowan. Sue me. Might have been.

Oh, hey, take it a court. Take it a court. I was eating spaghetti. Gilt of his chance. upon the high seas, looking at the sale GP. What is going on? In white, too. You're a brave woman.

In white. Well, it was a dress coat. And the dress was probably half a size too small for me. But jeez, I thought I looked good. Oh, you look great, man. Go you. And when that DJ, oh, you'll, I think you'll appreciate this. Oh, yeah.

They did a little speech, a little cheers, a little kumbaya to women supporting women. Yeah, good one. And then the DJ went, well, what do we kick a lot? the dance floor off with ladies. What do you reckon I yelled out? Oh, you're so close. So close. Give me, give me.

Yes. What a surprise. One or the other. One or the other. It's one or the other. It's one or the other. And I say, we got the boat of rockin. Totally.

All the water sloshed out of the hot tub. That's how much the boat was rocking. Oh, really? Yeah. The weather was quite nice yesterday, too, wasn't it? It was perfect for boat because it was overcast. So we weren't, the sun wasn't beaten down on us. Yeah.

But it was warm enough to enjoy being in a skimpy little outfit. Enough about me. How was your weekend? Happy anniversary to you and Lucy. It was lovely. That's a little restaurant called Peregrine, which was absolutely lovely. Fabulous. Had like the best steak of my life.

Oh, fantastic to hear. Your partner is vegetarian. So you had it all to yourself? Yeah, mate. Yeah. Yeah. And they brought it, and they knew it was the anniversary. So they bought out a couple of extra little things.

Love that. Here's the thing they didn't know, which I did not tell them. They were both meat. So who ate them? Rowan. Broan got more nibbley. I said, just try it.

Just try that. She's like, I'll hate it. I said, just try it. She said, there, they're fishing. I went, oh, good to me, yeah. Well, I better, I better take that off your hands, my darling angel. Oh, I'm so glad to hear it. And you left a bottle of wine for me.

Thank you very much. And I wanted to make sure, did the person come over? Because we obviously talked to three or four different people to execute that. Yeah. But did they say, this is from. Jess, Angus, Lucia Gianni, Shy Guy and Babs. Left out Lucia Gianni. Oh, well, I want that...

No, the children were involved. Set up, said... Babs and... Lucy's like, look. They's like, no. I was like, shy guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. No.

Good. Good morning, shy guy. Morning. Morning, shy guy. That was so nice of you to organise. Yeah, thanks for... Beautiful wine, too. And the beautiful about it is, Lucy doesn't really drink.

So the best, no, no, no, no, listen, the best, it's like getting blood out of stone, getting her to have more than one. Oh, okay. So because the wine was bought by someone else, she felt obliged. Oh, she felt obliged. It's a jolette. Oh, mate. Felt obliged. Okay.

Very good, very good. I'm so glad to hear it. How lovely. It was divine. Yeah, it was awesome. Babs, good morning to you. Ah, morning, Babs. Good morning.

How you feeling for Amanda? You're feeling good. Yeah, feeling really good. a good weekend, so well-rested. Nice, well done. Excellent. Ready for a big week. Big, big show today.

We have some Hilary Duff chat. It's important for everyone to know that early so you don't go anywhere. Absolutely. Because everyone loves the Duff. Because everyone, well, do they? Because that's news to me, Rowan. Everyone's up the Duff. Everyone allegedly up the Duff.

I don't know what bandwagon I didn't jump on. Well, I tell you what, whenever I would play, when I would DJ Hillary Duff, And I put it at weddings, people would go off all the time. Every time. I feel like I have not had my finger on the pulse. Now people are coming out of the woodwork. She was my sexual awakening. What?

I find that hard to believe. I find that very hard to believe. Mate till I tell you some of the stories I've heard about the Duff. Just before 730 as well, we were talking to Chris Reason from Seven News about what's going on overseas as well with all the attacks and bombings. Yeah, what we need to. know here. You don't know anywhere nearly enough, so we will get Chris on to tell us all about it. Absolutely. He knows everything. I always say we're not journalists.

No, no word to pretend to be. And people are dressing like JFK? Yeah, we'll talk about it next. This is Jess and Rowan. We've invited sweet babs into the studio early. She said, yeah, I'm feeling refreshed from a, you know, a relatively peaceful week and we went, cool. You're up. You're up, babe. First cab off the rank to start a week, because something is going on Is it even with the young ones? Or is it a cultural phenomenon, Bab? I think it's just a cultural phenomenon. Based off a new show.

What are people obsessing over? So it's a new show that's just come out on Disney Plus. It's called Love Story. And it's about the romance between John F. Kennedy Jr. And Carolyn Bassett Kennedy. So that's a real love story. It's a real story. A lot of it is dramatized because, you know, as they do.

But it is a real love story that happened in the 90s between John F. Kennedy's son and a lady that worked at Calvin Klein. Oh, there you go. That's John John, am I right? Yes, that is John John John. John John is such a pop culture figure. I only know him from like Seinfeld and other sitcoms. John John John's a real person.

Yes, he's a gorgeous person that existed in the 90s. Now, are you saying he was a gorgeous person or the actor playing John John? I'm obsessed with this show. It is very good. Okay. But there's something that's happening around the show and the fashion that's becoming a thing. Really? Yes.

So Carolyn Bessette was known for having this really. really cool, like, chic look. She wore, like, really cool pants, um, nice prada jacket, like coats. Yeah, yeah. Like tortoiseshell headbands. Cool. So now people on TikTok.

Yes, it is. I'm looking up Carolyn Vescent. I've got a little, uh, picture here for you. That's a great. And you're saying she worked at Calvin Klein. She did, yeah. She's a cool chick. She's a cool chick.

She's a cool chick, yeah. I don't know. I guess they might. But it's so funny, Rowan, because I'm looking up Carolyn Bessent. She's a gorgeous woman. Don't get me wrong. She kind of gives Gwenneth Peltro a beer. But it's good give.

Like the clothes are the 90s. Ninies, famously, not the chicest era, in my opinion. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, what, eh. Ah, that would have been high fashion in the 90s. It would have been high fashion in the 90s. So are you saying, Babs, this is coming back. This is coming back.

People are posting and saying, oh, I'm now going to start changing my style to be like Carolyn Peretz. And then people are like, you can't have anything original in your life, blah, blah. But I honestly. Okay. But fashion is. cyclical. Like we're running out of stuff. Sometimes you look at those haught couture runways.

No one's wearing that in the real world. No way. So instead, we look to three decades ago, say, ah, that's good. The low-rise gene is back. Apparently, this style can't be forced is what TikTokers are saying. You've got it or you don't. You got it or you don't. It's a very...

Like charisma. It's just the whole thing. And her hair, apparently, is trending as well, so she has this beautiful... It's just blonde hair. But you've got blonde hair. You've got the look. Yeah, I mean, I am Carolyn Bessette. You just need some cool pants.

Yeah, I do need some cool pants. These little, this little skirt, not really doing it. Can you dress up like her tomorrow, please? Honestly, I want to dress like this, but then I feel like I'm just conforming to. No, no, you need to work for the show tomorrow. It's a big thing for tomorrow. Do you have a tour to show headband? No.

Where do we find one of those? Apparently can get them at Big W. Lovely. Yep. Carolyn Bissette definitely was shopping at Big Wig. Yeah. Do you reckon she went there? What about the men?

Men are doing? Oh, yes. Are we doing suits? Well, he'd. He wears, like, really cool, like, backwards caps and stuff like that. Rowan, you've got a cap on today. Flip that cap backwards. Oh, my God.

Sorry, Jess and John John. New for Brexit. This is Jess and Rowan. Big news over the weekend. You've seen it everywhere. The Israel and US have launched a big joint attack on Iran, killing the regime's supreme leader. Now, I don't know a whole lot about politics at the best of times,

and I don't know much about the world relations. I don't know about you, Jess. We certainly don't claim to be journalists. And we know also that this isn't the program you come to to hear our take on these things. That's why we go to our friends who are experts in the field. We got the great Chris Reeson from Seven News. Good day, Chris. No, what a great intro.

Thanks, guys. Great to talk yet. No, Chris, thank you so much for your time. We know that you are in Tel Aviv right now. So firstly, how are you? And what's the situation where you are when something like this breaks over the weekend? end. Well, I'll tell you what, you just come to us right in the middle of an alert that's happening right now. At Tel Aviv is under attack yet again. We've just seen a stream of about three or four

ballistic missiles come in. We're on a balcony of a hotel and about seven floor-ups. We've got an extremely good view of the city and we can see these things coming and going and being destroyed right in front of us. And that's what's happened in the last three or four minutes is the Iron Dome missiles that Israel uses to shoot down the incoming Iranian missiles. It's just extraordinary to watch guys, this sort of aerial ballistic ballet. And most of the time, the Iron Dome is extremely successful, and it pulls down about 95% of the missiles coming in. And we've just seen some spectacular explosions above us as that happens.

Terrifying at the same time. Some bad news on that today as well. an awful situation just breaking in the last couple of hours in Israeli town not far from here, nine people killed, 60 injured when a ballistic missile hit the shelter that they were taking shelter in today, direct hit and the building collapsed on top of them. That's the sort of tragedy that we're dealing with day after day with this sort of thing. It's only two days now that this has been going, but it's full on. Well, this is the thing, isn't it, Chris?

I mean, we're seeing this huge story, you know, that you'll be. US and Israel doing this joint attack, but obviously we're now talking retaliations and the next steps and innocent people getting caught up in it. It's terrifying. Yeah, totally. Well, I mean, and that's what's happened here. So America and Israel in combined effort here, joined forces have decided they're going to take on Iran. It's been a problem for the West for almost 50 years now. Iran's known as being the greatest sponsor of international terrorism in the world through history. If you're a terrorist, you go to Iran and they'll give you the money to do what you need to do.

They've been doing it for years. They sponsor Hezbollah and Hamas and the Houthis and all of these groups. And American Israel decided to get together and try and do something about that and get rid of the regime. And they announced it in the morning and we were here. The alarms went off. The way they announced it was they're basically told everybody in Israel simultaneously, everybody's phone in this country, 9 million people. went off at the same time saying take shelter,

we are expecting that we're going to be getting some retaliation fire. And from that moment on, 8 o'clock in the morning, about 815, it's been ongoing. And we found out a few hours later that the Americans have been successful. They'd taken out this leader, Ayatollah Ali Hamine, being the leader for 36 years. He's 86 years old, the leader of Iran. Now no more.

It was an amazing moment in history, really. But now, as you say, the Iranians hitting back. And not just at Israel, not just at America. but everything they can eat, including, you know, one of Australia's favorite airports, Dubai airports, thousands of us go through that every week. And three people killed there yesterday in Dubai with some retaliatory drone strikes. So it's really happening. Can you tell us where Australia sits in all this and where our support will go?

So I'm reading Albo is all supportive and then maybe steps back a little bit from how supportive he was. Can you tell us a bit more about that? Yeah, look, I mean, Alba sort of has to sit on the fence a bit. He wants to stay in tight with Donald Trump and basically not anger the Americans to keep our trade and our security relationships intact. But at the same time, he doesn't want to go into another war. We've all made that decision that we've had enough wars. Afghanistan, Iraq, the so-called forever wars that cost us so much in our soldiers and in money that Australia's policies, we don't want to put boots in the ground. We don't want to get involved militarily.

Albanese has said that, yep, they support the plan to get rid of the Itola and try and get raging regime change in that country, try and give it a fresh start. And that's what most of the Iranians want. The people on the ground have been desperate to get rid of this dictatorial regime for decades. And along comes Donald Trump, and he's done it. Well, he's rattled the cage. He's got rid of the leader. The big question now, though, is, and it gets a bit tricky here, you've got a power vacuum.

Who's going to take over? another Ayatollah or a democratic leader. So this is right back at the beginning and we've got a long way to go. And the prediction is it's going to get very, very messy. Yeah. So Chris, this is absolutely small potatoes in the grand scheme of this conversation. But for Aussies who have travel plans to go either via Dubai or, gosh, even to stop in the Middle East somewhere, is that just completely off the cards now?

Like is the advice from smart traveller from the government, even just the ability for the airspace? So that just not happening? Yeah. No, totally. And it affects all of us, doesn't it? I mean, I was there in December, took my family's family there on holidays, and we rode the camel and had a great time

and all that sort of stuff. It was a great, great place to visit, and thousands do from Australia. And more thousands, tens of thousands, go through as a transit hub. You go to Dubai and then you spring off into Greece or France or wherever you might be going. And so, but right now you can't.

The place is shut down. Both the Qatar's main airport in Doha and the UAZI's main airport in Dubai have been shut because the airspace. is so dangerous. And so what we've got there right now, tens of thousands of travellers who are stuck in Dubai and Doha and cannot get out. The British government's just announced that it's going to be trying to get 76,000 of its citizens that are trapped there right now out. And what they're thinking of doing, and this is mind-boggling, is getting buses to pick them

up, drive them across the desert sands of Saudi Arabia, and fly them out of there because there's no no-no-fly zone there. So that is a sort of logistical nightmare. And if you think about that, it's going to be happening with France, with Germany, with all of the world's countries and people who are stuck there, including ours. So, yeah, it's a massive headache. As to planning holidays, I would probably avoid the entire area, at least for the next few weeks and then see where the dust settles. But it's going to be a very tricky situation in this region for a long time to come.

Yeah, weeks, if not months, if not. A long time. Yeah. Just quickly, what do you reckon about the fuel prices? Where's that looking? I keep seeing that as well. Yeah, well, it's taken off today. I've had the conversation of bearer of bad news, but the Iranians have just hit the first container ship.

It was on, there's pictures of it in flames in the Straits of Hormuz. And the Straits of Hormuz take a 20th of the world's oil supplies, a quarter of the world's gas supplies. And the biggest, one of the biggest shipping companies, Merck has just denounced that it's not going to let any of its ships go through there anymore. Now, implications of that on world trade, that's really going to be major. And if the oil container ships refuse to go through there as well, then all of a sudden, the world's oil markets are up in the air.

You will, we can, I don't want to predict, but the oil, petrol prices at the Bowser are going to go through the roof. Of course. All right. Keep up with the latest from 7News at 7News.com.com. Chris, or isn't very helpful. Very information. Thank you so much, mate.

Stay safe, Chris. Thank you. Great to talk to you guys. Good on you. Thank you. Thank you. This is Jess and Rowan. Rowe, one of my friends posted a very funny Instagram real over the weekend.

I thought, oh, he's got me thinking. Not only is that a ha-ha, it's a head scratcher. He posted, just sitting here thinking, I feel more pressure at 37 to pretend to like barata and white wine than I ever did as a young adult to try illicit drugs. Whoa. And I just thought, wait, I reckon you've hit the day. nail on the head there. Because as a young person, yeah, sometimes you get that peer pressure. Yeah.

If you are on the party scene, maybe. Of course. Maybe if your friends are into some things that you don't want to be into, but at 37, to want to like barata and white wine when you just don't. Sorry? Are you joking? I don't know. You don't know what barata is.

I don't know. Is this some sort of bit? Ron, I can't know what it is. I can't. Babs? Is this some sort of bit? I don't know. I think it's just shaggo.

Is he trying to be? You've never had... Leave the funnies to Wade. No, no, I'm serious. What is barata? Barata is that ball of cheese that you always get at least an Italian restaurant or even just someone trying to be a little bit Mediterranean.

We had it at that pub. Remember we had dinner? At lunch? We had a big bowl of barata. Big ball. We've had barata many times. It's a ball of cheese. You're acting like a barata at the moment.

Barada boy. So every time we've ordered barata. You've never known what? I thought it was cheese and bread. Oh, he thought the bread. Bread was the barata and the... No, that's Fokacha. You get your Facaccaca's and your baratas mixed up.

I'm familiar with a faccacaca. So what did you think the ball of cheese was? Just a ball of cheese. You're going to us what it said on the menu. Fresh mats. Like fernsey brie. I don't know. For 28 bucks, just a ball of cheese.

A bowl of fresh mats. Inside the barata, strachatella. You ever heard of strachetella? No. You thought probably thought it was white chocolate or something. I thought it was Brie. What's that? Oh my God.

You're getting your breas and your baratas mixed up. What are we doing? That's France and Italy. you racist. Dog. Dog. So what I thought, because Wade's inspired me.

Yeah. I want you to insert your rage, Rowan, and then tell me you feel more pressure now to pretend to like to try to get around than you ever did at 18 to try illicit drugs. Yeah, yeah, okay. Finish the sentence for me.

Yeah, yeah. I feel more pressure to pretend to... At, hang on, at 30... Oh, 30. Three. One. Three. 33.

You can't change your rage. Why don't you drop me? Two years. Because you guys all know I'm in my 30s. Yeah, she. To pretend to want to get married. Oh. Then try illicit drugs.

That's such an interesting one. I got so many messages over the weekend. When are you getting down on a knee? When are you posing? Because you had your four-year wedding anniversary. Fancy dinner. No, not for me. I need a house, guys.

Are you kidding me? I'm going to do a wedding before I get a house. Pardon me. I really want to get to shy guy and Babs because I'd love to hear the 24-year-olds take. Oh, yeah, me too. Are you feeling that now? in your 30s.

Do you reckon it's more your age or that you've been together four years? Age. Age. From mummy and daddy? Oh, no. They would prefer me not to get married, I think. Really? But do they want you to pump out some grandkids?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Practicing. Just to. Ma, I'm practicing. Come on, mum. Remember your mother slapped me when I talked about your brother. That's right. That's right.

Thank you for sharing. That's a great one. Shy guy. He who doesn't know barata. Brata. You know now. I'm happy to educate you. Finish the thing.

What's the line? It's, I feel more pressure now at insert age. Yep. To try, like, get around, insert the thing than I ever did 18 to try illicit drugs. Go. Oh my God. Please forgot my line, guys. I feel more pressure.

I feel more pressure. At 30. To like? To want to have learned more international languages because I know none. Oh, interesting. And I've also never traveled to another country that doesn't speak English. Then I have. To Thailand.

It's very normal there. Sure, sure. What was the last one? Oh, my God. Then I ever did an 18 to try a lizard drugs. Who's? Yeah. Babbs.

Babbs. Go to me, don't be surprised. I feel more pressure at 24 to be doing Pilates five days a week. Yes. Than I did at 18 to try a lizard drug. Speak it, girl. That's amen. Make it girl.

This is Jess and Rowan. There is a New York City man. Dividing the internet, Jess. I love when people divide the internet. New York City Bachelor, he bailed on the first date after the woman says she'll need to leave by 9.30pm. I got no problem with people saying, I got a heart out. It's my new favourite catchphrase. I've got a heart out at 930.

What's wrong with that, Rowan? I'd hard out farch. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I support you. They're having maybe a dinner date. If the bookings for six, I've got a hard out at 9.30. That's plenty of time for us to ascertain. is this a nice time?

What do I need more than 930? Well, the guy online said he dodged a bullet, and people are furious with him. Dodged a bullet, what do you mean? He said, if you got this an hour before the first date on a Friday night, would you cancel? He wrote. And then here's the screenshot of the text message.

Talk to me. Hey, the woman wrote at 8.5.58. Excited meat for a drink. Just want to say, I have a friend's birthday party at 9.30 p.m. So we'll have to wrap up before then. See you. He's furious. What's your thoughts, Jess?

Okay, now with some extra context, ah, really, I shot from the hip real quick. Oh, that's not like you. Not like me at all. I've... No, I don't love that. People are saying red flag. I was assuming, wrongly, without all the information,

that she had an early start and had maybe enacted some new habits for 2026, need to get a good night's sleep, want to hit the day, the morning well. So I'd like to be done by 9.30. I didn't think there was wrong with that. Saying, I'm cutting out things short to chuff off to a better offer. Well, maybe just the first offer. She's already had it locked in.

Maybe I can sneak this date in. The inference is that's my priority for the evening. You know what I'm saying? I'm doing you a favour by giving you some of my Friday. That's what people were saying. Oh, no, I think I've switched signs. I think I'm on his side. Because also, Rowan, she's basically inferring, this won't go anywhere.

So you're not coming with me to the drinks. If we were vibing, I should have said, hey, I've actually got a birthday drinks. I'd love to pop into. Want to come? Let's keep this night going. But she's gone, it's not going to go anywhere. I'm going to go to my friend's party. That's the pro move here.

Yeah. The pro move here is to go, yep, just letting you know, I have a birthday party at 930 if you wanted to come. If you wanted to come. He'll say no. He might say yes. And if he's an asshole, he goes, hey, she goes, hey, by the way, I'm not feeling it. I'm just going to go. Yeah, exactly.

That's the game. Because I love the idea. I don't want this night to end. Come with me. Yeah. But also the modern data is, don't they freak out about meeting friends, meeting family? So maybe. Yeah, well, someone here said, someone here said, what's most offensive about this is she says you have to wrap up.

Yeah, wrap up is not. So this is something she isn't excited about. But happy to. That's work meeting. That's exactly it. Oh, no, I flip sides immediately. You've switched me mind. One person said, why will this bother you?

You arranged a meetup drink and you aren't entitled to her whole evening. Interesting. Well. You aren't entitled to her whole evening. Which is true. You know what he was hoping for. He was furious that she wasn't sticking around. And you know what?

There's three women. There's three females every male in New York, I think. What a hell of a stat for you. So I think maybe. Talk about shooting from the hip. Where did you pull that from? from? Because I think I always, you always hear it.

You can never find a good man in New York. Did you quote that from Sex and the City season two? Is that where that's wrong? See what I'm saying? How could Carrie Bradshaw be wrong? I can't imagine it's not from Sex and the City. No, because I have friends that live in New York and they're like, the dating scene he's terrible because they're all just players.

And then there's all the good ones are married. Because they're out supplied by women. Shire guys, do we have a definitive? The number I've got is roughly 90 males for every 100 females. So that's... Yeah. That's right. That's sort of right.

Yeah. See? I don't know. I can't extrapolate. This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on hit. Hoping someone will get a 10 for $10,000. We play off bucks seven and one.

You know that. Hello, Jasmine. You ready to get 10 for $10,000. Oh, I would love that. Hell yeah. What would you spend the money on? Quick holiday, I reckon. Did you say,

A quick holiday. A quick holiday. So what, like a three-day out? She's very busy. A three-day getaway for Jasmine for $10,000. Quick little winery at the mudgy or something? Oh, I love that. Come home with 65 bottles.

Oh, no. I can recommend a couple of wineries. Beautiful wine region. Jasmine, you are going to love the omen. That is the letter you are playing with. It's not W for wine. It's J for Jasmine. Nice.

Oh, well, there you go. There you go. Jay for Jess, I feel very excited about this letter for you, Jazz. Are you ready? I'm ready. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter, Jay, we need you to name. A drink.

Oh. Pass. An island. Jamaica. A sport. Pass. A perfume brand. Jalik.

A tour. Tool. Jack Emma. A pantry item. A jar? An animal. Jaguar. An occupation.

Jockey. A one-word movie title. Jackar. Jackar's on or after the buzzer, Rowan? No, I'm going to say after. After, damn. Gonna say after. That's five.

I have five with a question mark on the perfume brand. Now, Jure leak, what a throwback. I'm not seeing Jureleek in age. It's skincare. Shiger, I'm going to need you to check. Not that it makes a difference. Do they sell a fragrance? I thought it is a brand.

It is definitely a brand. Well, have you worn it before, Jasmine? I have worn it before, but not for years. Yeah, they still make your leak. Yeah. I think so, yeah. There you go. Like derelicked, except real.

Oh, nice. Hang on a second. Drink, you could have had juice. Jack Daniels sport. Oh, yeah, that's flip. Judo, juggling. And yeah, could have. Oh,

Jackasset, yeah, that's one word, but shy guy, any word on the perfume? Yeah, we'll count it. Hell yes, that's six. Well done, Jasmine, a valiant effort. A valiant effort. That's the best we've actually seen in a while. It's a lot harder when you're on the spot. Oh, yeah, it is, man.

We've heard it. We've heard it before, Jas. That's the point. Jasmine's like, I get 10 all the time. That timer coming through the phone, though. No, it gets louder. It gets louder and louder. Anyway, we'll try to get an eight. Yes, try to get it for $10,000.

And we're not going to talk about redemption round anymore because no one's even getting close. Well, I wasn't going to. Now you are. It'll be a nice surprise, though, for the person who does get nine. We've said it enough. We rip into redemption round. They go, what's going on? You're getting another go, bad.

That's how it goes. Up next, Rowan, I need, I'm desperate to talk about Hillary Duff Mania. Okay, yeah. Because I can't fathom how psychotic people are getting about it. Cool. All right, we'll do the Hollywood Duff Mania next after we play. Harry Sears live at the Brits yesterday. Jess described his dancing as the blow-up mascots that are outside the car dealership.

Go look it up. Tell me, I'm wrong. Okay, I will. Jess and Rowan. This is Jess and Rowan. On the Ui Boo. We've got that for the cooker of the week. Ui epic boom.

You get involved in the show. DM, comment, call, text. You're in a Ui Boom. We'd love you to have it. I want to talk about Hillary Duff because she wrote. recently announced she was doing a tour. Okay, yeah. She is lucky me tour playing in Sydney, Perth, Melbourne and Brisbane this October, Rowan.

Right. Now, I'm not, I like Lizzie McGuire, the show, I think made her famous. Yeah. And then from that show, she went on to do the movies. Like, I like, like the show, wasn't a huge music, a fan of her music. She announces this tour and every second person on. my Instagram is now apparently Hillary Duff's number one fan.

I had no idea of the stranglehold this woman has had on people for almost two decades. I think this happens a bit with like when Pink comes to town and like I just think like bandwagany stuff? Yeah, it's a bandwaggony thing. That's what I'm saying.

That was the word I want. No one none of my friends has ever wanted to have a conversation about their obsession. Yeah. And that's the word I'm using, obsession. with Hillary Duff, she announces this concert. It sells out within seconds. Oh, mate. Minutes at best.

Minutes at best. And now I am getting in undated, as the friend on the radio. Are you going to give away Hillary Duff tickets? Can you help me, Jess? And I'm going, what? No disrespect to the Duff. But where are all these

crazy fans coming from? One of my girlfriend, Sarah, she's launched a campaign Poor thing missed out on tickets. She apparently had 15 of her friends across multiple devices, missed out on the Sydney and Melbourne shows. She was in the queue for VIP Perth, and then Ticket Tech failed her. And you had no idea she was such a big fan? Never had any idea.

But my issue is she didn't know all these other people were fans either. She goes, she was my sexual awakening at 16. I find this interesting, because if she didn't think there was many people wanting tickets, why did she have 15 computers open? Well, no, she's saying help all for herself. Oh, because she realized she couldn't get the... Oh, she enlisted, because she didn't want to miss out. So she got everyone.

She wasn't taking any chances. Yes, my, man. But this superfan has missed out, and I've got other friends going, hang on a minute. I was the one who loved her all through high school, well into my 20s and now are mid-30s. I want to go to Hillary, yeah. Where of all you people come from, you fakers?

Yeah. And it sounds like the superfans are the ones who actually missed out, and all these bandwagoners are on board. Well, now actually kind of makes me want to go now. Well, part of me is catching the fever too. I kind of wish I got the Duff fever. Because I must say... Who's coming to get up the Duff?

This is what dreams are made of. What a freaking song? I've used that on so many Instagram stories. What about a throwback of like... Is this from one of the movies? I think so. I don't know. Hillary Duff, baby!

I reckon she still sounds the same too. 28 million followers on... She's gorgeous. Instagram. Oh, there's no denying. She's gorgeous. She's dabbled in acting. Of course, from Lizzie McGuire, but as an adult, she was in some show.

Younger. One of the great dabblers. But anyway, I want to just put it out there. Did you think you were the only one obsessed with Hillary Duff? And I want to put a caveat, we don't have tickets. Do not call thinking we can give. No ticket. We might.

Excuse me. We have fought some. Shut up. Wasn't this a surprise? I actually didn't know that. Nah, I don't think so. Oh, it's not anymore. I knew that.

Yeah, we did. We got tickets. We'll be giving away some later. I missed that memo. I thought that was so popular. Hot property that we had to hold onto him and not tell anyone about it. All my friends who have message being like, can you hook us up? I've said no.

Because who likes Hillary Duff? Why would we get the tickets? Chinu. 131060 or 04-8-8-18-1069. Did you think you were the only one obsessed with Hillary Duff? Are you now looking at this bandwagon going, get off? This was my ride. Do you think you were the biggest fan?

And can you give us proof of how big of a fan you are? Oh, I love that. Sarah's currently leading the board. with sexual awakening comment. Yeah, that's a big one. That's a big one, but didn't get tickets. 13, 1060. We're the biggest fan.

Have you always loved her? And can you prove it with a story? This is Jess and Rowan. Hillary Duff, of course, from Lizzie McGuire fame, went on to do more acting, more music. Dabbling. She announces a tour for later this year. She's coming to Australia.

Pandemonium. People are furious. Millions of Duff fans coming out of the woodwork. A couple of my friends who, don't know each other, calling me going, hey, you're on the radio, you've got a pipeline to someone? Yeah, that's the team. Tech, one of the, one of the stadiums or something. I went, where is all this fandom coming from?

People so angry. Yeah. Because they thought they were the only mid-30s Duff fan. And they've missed out on tickets. She's transcending. She's transcending. Shantel got in touch. She goes, all the bandwagoners need to GTFO.

Oh. Get the, out. Oh. She goes, I used to have my little brother follow me around with a camera and record me like Lizzie McGuire's little brother did for her in the show. She goes, when the tickets dropped, my mum called me to be like, remember how lame you used to be thinking you were Lizzie McGuire? I said to Shantelle, were you able to get tickets? She goes, no, because all these bandwagoners have snatched them up first. Tina got in touch.

She goes, my 27-year-old daughter called me from Bali and goes, you got to help me. Get on a laptop. get me the tickets. I said, Tina, were you able to secure tickets? She goes, no. Who's this? Abby. She goes, I'm Duff's number one fan,

multiple T-shirts that my partner has purchased for me over the years. Tragic. With Lizzie's face, wasn't able to get tickets. I'm so pissed on. That does suck. I'd be mad, too. I'd be mad too. Tracy, good morning.

Hey, Tracy. Hey, guys. How are we? Yeah, it couldn't be better, babe. But to be honest, I didn't miss out on Hillary Duff tickets because I didn't even try. Me either. But were you one of the Duff fans who has missed out?

I was. And I can't believe it. I'm like, I swear when she was a massive hit, for me back then, I'm like, no one spoke of her. And so I didn't think, oh, she'd be as big. But I feel like she's bigger now and more people are talking about her than back then. I'm like, where were you all when she was out? Why was this not a conversation then?

Amen. What are we talking, late 90s, early Norties? When was Duff really hitting it hard? around then, I think. Early naughtys. I feel like. Early naughtys. And how old are you now, Trace?

Oh, do I have to say? Oh, you don't have to say. Are you like ballpark? Like me, you 30? Yeah, 38. No shame in that. There you go. No one's talking about it.

Next minute, she sells out arenas right across the country. What the hell? Do we need to go now? I feel like we have to go. Just a flex we were out of the Hillary Duff concert. Well, now I'm nervous because we've just made it very clear. We're not Hillary Duff's number one or two fans. but shy guy has said we've got tickets.

Do we have lots of tickets? You have to say how many. We have some. I don't know. I don't know if I'm comfortable, Rowan, taking a double. So if Jess and I take a double, it's going to take a lot of tickets away from people. We're going to be crucified. I don't know how many we've purchased.

When your Trey's and your Tinas and your Abbeys find out, Gabby's upset to. We have purchased tickets, plural, but I don't know how many. Interesting. We can't, Rowan. We've gone on the record now saying. Actually, you only bought two. And we took... Oh, no, everyone lost.

We're just there hanging out. This is Jess and Rowan. There is a video going around that people are saying has ruined their childhood. They're calling it the final boss of ruining childhoods. The final boss? The final boss. Obviously, the 1991, fact check me, shy guy. Classic, Disney classic.

Is that off the cuff? Just 901? That was, that was. off the calf. Oh, bro. You know what? I reckon The Little Mermaid's 91. Is it 93?

It's 94. Damn. Well done. From the hip far. She's really having a crack today. From the hip, I was having a crack. I love my Disney. Go you.

The Lion King, arguably, saddest cinematic movie in history. Yeah, people will say Jack falling off the door into the icy waters. No, no, nothing. It is definitely, you know. Spoiler. Don't spoil the Lion King, mate. The Foss are getting trampled.

That Mufus of Boys. And then Scar manipulating sweet Simba into thinking it was his fault. Unbelievable movie. But of course, that iconic intro to the film, the Arsevenia Bababichi Baba. I think I've nailed that. One more time? You have a go round.

Ah, Sivena! Potabit! Bebaba. Beautiful. Hina monia. Shy guy hit me with an Arsevenia. from the heart. And go!

Stavanya! No, babes, bring it home. Nassendia. What are we doing, guys? You asked. Can you do the last bit again? No. Couldn't it be better.

People are saying this new information is ruining. Ruinning. their childhoods. Thank you shy guy. This video comes out of, what is this? 154. 154 Africa.

Africa podcast, all right, where it's two amazing hosts unpacking what it means to grow up African in America. So they have this wonderful guest on and they start talking about the Lion King. Now, this man, is it Swahili?

Can you get me the language of the song? I know you're working overtime. You're shy guy. Can you sing while you do it, bro? They ask him, what does it actually translate to? It's not gibberish, it's actual words

in a different language. What does it translate to? Rowan, prepare for your childhood to be ruined. Yeah, what does it mean? It means. Luke, there's a lion. Oh, my God. You're joking. That is not what that means.

That is not what that means. That's exactly what it means. It means look, there's a lion? Oh, my God. Isn't that amazing? Thank you, Shire. Guy, not Swahili, Zulu, a South African language. There's a lion. Oh my God. Oh my God.

There's a lion. Unbelievable. No. He got it once, not again. What do we say about leaning into this? I lent in. And you have lent right back out. This is Jess and Rowan.

The best-smelling Australian celebrity, Rowan. Who is it? Oh, Delta Goodrum or smelt a good one. That's the girl. I was just saying off there. I met her like 10 years ago when I was working down in Melbourne. You were there as well, Jess. I didn't get no smell off Delta.

She walked in. I had to go pick up Delta. She had to go an interview. And I said, hi, Delta. Were you the greeting party? Yeah, man, I'd like to do everything. And then I went, hi, I'm wrong. She didn't know my name.

I was like, oh, you're a professional. Someone whispered in her ear? Yes, definitely. Yeah. Gave her a hug. But it was one of those three second hugs. Oh, she'd read those books about actual dopamine and oxytocin and connection. And when I tell you, I have never smelled anything better.

Was it her hair? Was it her fragrance? Was it her clothes? Like what? All of it. Clothes smell good. Her hair smell good. Because, you know, you can get hair perfume.

Kissed on the cheek. I wonder if Delta was rocking hair perfume. Was she wearing her own? Maybe. Oh, she's got a fragrance. Maybe not 10 years ago. No, not then. I don't think then.

She had a bit of curious by Britney Spears on. And the smell. Rowan's mad. on my knit. I had like a knit on. That's Melbourne as chili. Yeah, it was cold. And it imbibes a lot of fragrance and wool.

Didn't wash that for weeks. Left it near my pillow and smelt it before I went to sleep. So you'll be very excited to know she's taking that stench all the way to the 70th Eurovision song contest. Nice. She's going to represent Australia. Is it what Guy Sebastian did? Last year. Yep.

He got it last year. I think so. He's done it. He's done it. Isaiah Firebrace has done it. Dami I'm is so far our best contestant. She came second a couple of years ago. That's crazy coming second.

I can't believe Isaiah didn't do better. He, I love his voice. But Delta, Jess Malboy, I think, was our first representative. Yep, I don't know. She was. Okay, we need to be on top of this. But Delta is due on the 70th. She is traveling to Vienna, Austria.

Oh, no. Austria. Me too, actually. She is going to be performing in May. She's got a new single because you know, they got to come up with a new track. Shy guy off air was like, why wouldn't she just do Born to Try? No, no, mate.

He said, why wouldn't you learn to fly? That's crew fighters. Almost. I get it. It's a banger. And you need a big epic song for Eurovision, but it's got to be new. You said the Germans won't know. Will they?

No, they won't. Excuse me, rude. Austria, not Germany. It's two different countries. No, but I meant the German audience. That's fair. We need the votes from all around the world. But Rowan, you've got a little bit of a clip.

Oh, I've got the hook here. I'm going to try. Ooh. I like it. I like it, too. I don't know if it's going to get much radio play, but it's big for Eurovision. Can sing. Listen to that.

She's an amazing voice. You know who did well as well? Kate Miller-Hideke. Like, we do it. Yeah, 2019, the zero gravity. She came ninth. Guy Spatchel actually did in 2015, came fifth. Nalmium came second, like you said.

The milkshake man did it last year. Go, Joe. He came 11th in the semi-foged. I forgot about Gojo. Go-Joe, babe. Unfortunately, I don't think he got to the finals. But as I said, Dami M currently, our best rep, two. She came second.

With sound of silence. Oh, wasn't that good. That's a hell of a song. But Delta, with that beat, her vocals and the production that obviously goes behind a Eurovision track. Shout out, Delta. Delta is looking very good. She smelled good, too. And she smells good, which is not going to come across on television, but for the live

studio audience in Vienna, Austria. She could get them on side. Wow. With the aroma of Australia. She'll walk out the whole place and go, oh, and then they'll vote. Text Delta to 04.

I don't know how you vote for your review. They'll all text and smelter because they're like, that's amazing. This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on hit. 10K is right. We do 10K a day at 7 and 8 o'clock playing right now. Hello, D.

Hello. Good morning. Morning. Yeah, you've told Babs a fun little fact about your week. I have. What's going on? Birthday week. Birthday week. Yay.

Yay. I just tried to ask a wonderful contributor earlier how old she was and she didn't care for that question. Could I ask how old you're turning? 40-something. 40-something. Let's go. How are we supercharging our 40-something birthday party when we win 10 grand in 30 seconds? Am I allowed to say like some empty wrinkle injections?

Of course you can. Whatever you want. On radio. A little bit of Bowie from Jess and Rowie. Yep. Yeah. Stop. Stop everything.

Stop everything. Jesus Christ, I'm not. Oh my God. Jess and Bowie. Give me a good letter, guys. How do you feel about G? I'm okay with that. I think.

I'm okay with that. God, Dee looks young. God, she looks refreshed. God, she looks gorgeous. Yeah, yeah. God, she looks gorgeous. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's G.

Okay, I'm ready. Here we go. Your time will start after the. the first. I'm out of my chair. I reckon Dee's got the energy and the vibe to take this all the way. I've had a sunrise swim this morning. I'm ready. I'm, I'm pumped. Oh, hang on a minute. Just to really drill down. Dee, you're in Wall's End. How's the crock situation? In your neck of the woods, for anyone who missed this news, there were crocodiles found. Literally just heard while I was on hold, the news report, they caught it. They caught it. They caught

it, so you're right. I heard there was three, so don't buy more water for you. Oh, okay. They've only got wine. I won't go swimming in the drain today. Don't do that day, Dave. Not today. Smart lady. It's G.

D, your time starts after the first question, starting with the letter G. We need you to name. A bird. Gala. A celebrity. Pass. A hobby. Golf.

A verb. Pass. A non-alcoholic drink. Gatorade. A board game. Pass. A penit. pantry item.

Grain of rice. A car part. Giz. No, I'm not giving you gears. That's up as a man. No way in hell am I giving you grain of rice. You got three, just like the amount of crocodiles there are a wall then. Picturesuring, standing in my pantry, looking for something starting the G.

Yeah. Pantry items are really thrilled with people. So you're telling me you saw one grain of rice, Steve? Oh, I have a three-year-old, so things get messy. She's got your name, right, though. Didn't say yes. All right. Celebrity could have Gwyneth Paltrow, George Clooney.

Yeah. Verb could have grab, grow, grind. A verb is what, yes? A doing word. Doing word. Yes. Yeah. Board game.

Guess who? Ghost blitz. I've not heard of ghost. What the hell is ghost blitz? I love this. Never heard of it. In my planet. Pants try it.

Not a gram of rice. Could have had garlic, ginger. And, yeah, gears, gears. the car part. I'd be hanging the garlic next to the window. Okay, that's all right. No problem. All right, next time you play, Dee,

I'm going to make sure there is something you hang by a window starting with G. You lock in garlic. My whole thing of garlic. I wish we could have given you the 10 grand for your 40-something, but unfortunately all we can do is wish you well. Thank you. Are you a fan of Taylor Swift? Good luck with the crocs.

Do you know what her songs? Yes. Yeah, I am now. She's next. Good. Yeah, good answer. Thank you very much. This is Opelite.

Going out to D. And her birthday. This is Jess and Rowan. My girlfriend Lucy has just started giving me a new nickname, which I do not care for. I'm not interested in this nickname. This is how we keep relationships fresh, Rowan. You've been together four years, just celebrated your four year anniversary. And she's gone, you know what?

And we'll spice it up. She mostly just, she stopped it. Every round again, she'll call me pudding. Which I don't really care for, but it's funny. Puddin. And I'm hearing. N apostrophe. There's no G.

You know what I'm saying? Definitely no G. Puddin. Little pudding. I can see why he wouldn't be a fan. She calls me cherub sometimes. I go, stop calling me that. Cherub gives...

Grievous little Cupid. That's what it is. I don't really, you know, one of those ones. Little chunky baby. Exactly. No I'm saying. Cherub is, yeah. She started giving me a nickname now when we go to the water and we're swimming together.

Oh, no. She goes, you're like my little sugar pump fairy. No. That's not what you want. No, no, no, no. I said, you can shut the hell up right now. She said, I'm not your sugar palm fairy. She's like, oh, SBF.

It's like, it's like sunscreen. I said, different. It's not the same, babe. Do not ever call me your sugar plum fairy. I need you to take me to the moment. You're swimming. I picture you breaststroking because you don't want to get your hair wet. Your heads are.

I love getting a hair wet, but you go on. But I'm going to picture you. Yeah, yeah. Doing your little froggy. Yeah. She's looked over. Oh, you do the little survival. You know, survival stroke.

Survival stroke. And she's looked over and something about that image has conjured up sugar plum fairy. It's because, and I said, why the hell are you calling me your sugar plum fairy? Oh, that's nice. You're my sugar plum. Little sugar. No, no, no, no. Little sugar plum fairy.

That's how she's saying it. I go, why? She goes, it's how you dance in the water. I go, I don't dance in water, babe. It sounds very graceful. She's like, do a little dance to the water. Dance monkey dance. Exactly.

Dance, fairy dance. Dance, fairy dance. And so I was like, I was dancing. Might have looked like, you know, the 70s, how they used to. She did say it was a little bit synchronized swimming. It's a little bit.

Yeah. Well, you're pointing your fingers. I said, do not ever call me the sugar plum fairy in front of friends. We're going to have to go for a swim. I need to see the sugar plum fairy floating. Floating, yeah. There's worse things she could have called you. You're elegant and like a, like a fairy.

I'm like, My two-year-old's very into like mermaids and unicorns and stuff. I reckon fairies around the corner. I reckon you can come over in a two-to. She's called Lucia, a sugar plum fairy. That's gorgeous. But I reckon she'd like to see one in the wild. Not rowing like half sunburnt from the day before.

White on the front, red on the back, just trying to have a swim. Are you in budgies as well? You're budge-y-no-way. Can't be doing that. No, you're not doing D-T's. Not yet. Wait so I'm... Okay.

So what are you at a boardie? Sugar-plum fairies don't wear board shorts. They wear red, quicksilver board shorts. shorts. With Velcro's snacks. But I just said, yeah, man, Velcro on the back, get stuck to the couch, stuff like that. Sugar plum fairy's not great. You give Angus a few little.

Oh, he's sweet angel dumpling man. But sorry, you wanted to ask for dumb nicknames. That doesn't apply. It does. That does. Exactly. I was actually hoping to be sweet angel dumpling lady. Oh, that's not going to sit.

And he doesn't give it back to me. What did he call you? Juice. But I also call him goose. So we've got a lot of tip for tat nickname. James? Juice is a dumpling man. I call him Sweet Angel Dumpling Man, but I don't get Sweet Angel Dumpling Lady. You want to be the Sweet Angel Dumpel lady? Absolutely. Dumplings bring me so much joy. Yeah, me too. It's funny, your sugar plum fairy and he's sweet angel

dumpling man. I see Lucy and I are like cut from the same cloth. It is the same thing. And I bet he loves it too. Well, I comment on his posts. Oh, Sweet Angel Dumpling Man, I'm so proud of he. He was like, you're ruining the sentiment by commenting Sweet Angel Dumbling Man. Do you believe a bit? Thanks a lot. Now my friends call him. How's a sweet angel doggling man? To his face? Bet they don't.

No, not to his face. Yeah, he's scary. You know it will sometimes come to me and they go, I'm a little bit intimidated by Angus Harper. Between him and me. My God, we've got no friends. You mustn't know Jess. Unbelievable.

He's intimidated because he's got gorgeous and successful. Oh, my God. You can't have it all, Angus. No, that's weighs a shit back. Anyway, 13, 10, 60. Do you have a dumb nickname? God had to equal it out. Screwed his vertebra.

Perfect, perfect, perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect, chiropractor. That's how it works. You don't get it all, mate. 13, 10, 60. Yeah. And particularly in partner situations.

What's the nickname that your partner is using? That may be red flag. Red flag. Because I got pudding. I got sweet plum, sugar plum fairy. SBF, baby. Yeah.

We'll take your calls next. Or text as 04AA, AA-1069 that you eat boom. No, the epic boom. My apologies. She's fat. $500 worth of boom. For all the sugar pump fairies.

Yeah, I only call it for your sugar pump fairy. You know what I'm saying. Take calls next. This is Jess and Rowan. The Live the Dream is happening for you. If you get the co-word, you can enter as many times you can in 15 minutes. I think Shy Guy said you can enter 17. It just works out with the timing of how you feel the form out.

It's funny. Someone texts as saying I tried to beat Shy Guy's record, but I lost count. I was working so hard. So do you reckon, well, is that a beat or is that a lose? I reckon that might be in a beat, but we've got no defy. Definitive number, 17 is the one to crack. Maybe we could hyperlapse, time lapse, shy guy, doing it for 15 minutes and see how many times he could do it. I love that.

Shaggot's busy enough, but hey, add another one. Set up a tripod. He allegedly works 40 hours a week, Ron. Tricot. There's not allegedly about it. Shy guy, we made a joke about you and your tripod. Jade, good morning. Hey, babe.

Hi. Jade, we were just talking about the nicknames. You get that. Maybe you want a red card, particularly if they come from The Love of Your Life. Totally. Rowan shared that his sweet angel girlfriend, Lucy, calls him Sugar Plum Ferry. It's just started too. Like, I call Shy Guy Tricot sometimes, just like then before.

That's right. But Sugar Plum Ferry, you're not too keen on. Not a nice one. You've got feelings about the nickname of Sugar Plum Ferry. I do, I do. Look, it sounds cute and all, but I'm just going to quietly say that I'm in my late 40s, and back when I was, you know, late teens, early 20s, we used to call our drug dealers the sugar palm berries.

Okay, all right. Really? So fair, I see how to feel them. Jade, I don't... I don't call one of them. Was a syndicate? What are you talking about? Well, yeah, that's just something that I'm not, I never took drugs, but that's what I

heard. It was like I'm so, you know, I'll just put that out there. Jay's going, is it too late to change my name? Yeah. And I've never been for a swim. What do you mean, Jade? How's Jake coming to the radio say? This is how it was where you call my drug dealer?

Never done them. I think she's trying to help you to go back to your girlfriend and say, you can't call me SPF. Because people are going to think when you're shouting that out across Woolies, you're calling out for your drug dealer. Not your boyfriend. You know what I'm saying? By the way, guys, there's new radio rules around 8 to 9 o'clock.

There is new radio rules. I'm glad you read that email. Drug dealers, it is. Hello, Nick. Hey, how are you? Nick, we're having a great time here. We've got a UE boom up for grabs. Yeah, big boom, baby.

What is the nickname you're calling your partner that maybe they're not a huge fan of? Chippy. Chippy. Yeah, because she's about 5'10. She looks like a little chipmong, and I don't know if I can say it's on the radio, but she looks really good enough to know.

Okay, mate. I don't know how much. Okay. That was a good nickname? until Nick threw down the chip. What's going on? I don't know. New rules come in July 1.

New July 1. Now, everyone. This is Jess and Rowan. Asking, what's your dumb nickname you have for your partner? There's so many. I can't read out, Rowland. Someone said one on the air that I think would go. Shout out to you, Nick.

We will follow up with everyone who text explicit nicknames in the podcast today. Yes. There will be a little E next to the podcast when it's loaded on listener. Definitely today. That's just a warning. What can I read out? Do you have any text to you? Oh, yeah.

Text. My partner calls me Baby Dragon. Brackets when it's that time of the month. Oh, yeah. Blub. Nathan. Yeah, I can say this one. Wife calls me bullsack.

I call her butt crack. Such a great marriage. Okay. She should be nice to each other, but that's right. Lara calls me, Lara said my partner calls me, I'm not worried if I don't know the meanings of some of these things. All done, but if it's bad. Donk the gronk.

Can you say that? Dog the grong. What's that? This thing is mean. It's fine. Someone said, is this Jess and Rowan? I don't know if I got the number right. Love you guys.

Nick. Nick, this is our number? I'll respond to you personally. I can't read that. I can't read that. I can't read that. I can't read that texts. Oh, love that.

Can't read that. Can't read that. That's nice. Anyway, thanks so much. This is Jess and Rowan. Carly Ray Jetson. Jess and Rowan, new for breakfast. No, no, no.

More Catawampus. Babs is behind the desk. Babs is panelling for me. Babs, press the play button. What are you doing behind the desk, you cheeky monkey? I'm pressing the play button. Oh, that had some fire to it too. Now stop stroking my arm, this is weird.

I'm not. Well, if you're going to talk behind the desk, you also need to lean into the mic, tell. Sorry. I'm not touching his arm. You're okay. Anymore, am I right? Am I right? are you saying?

Caddy Wampas. No, you're not done yet. Come back here. Caddy Wampus. I got a new app, Rowan. Oh, yeah? It's like a word of the day app. Yep.

Caddy Wompas was the day of the word. It's to feel a little askew or off balance. I've never heard the word. So Babs standing there instead of her usual spot, which is behind me, at her little desk, it's got me feeling off kilter. Yeah, Babs and I just taking selfies behind the desk, guys. Ooh, we're poutin. You look good behind there, Babs.

Usually, Rowan, if you need to take a day. Yeah. Like that one time you broadcast from Sydney, shy guy would step into your seat. One of the great padlocks, by the way. He's slick as all hell. Very good at it. And you know what? Surprisingly chatty as well.

Because sometimes when you sit behind the desk, you need to focus on the buttons. He steps up hard. But I need to talk to someone. Now we've got a third person who can touch the buttons. Shy God has one half of the desk. Babs does the other half. Kind of. I panelled 10 years ago, I reckon I could still have a crack.

Don't, oh. You reckon I still remember? Tomorrow at six does it. Wednesday, I do it. Thursday, Babs does it. No, no, no. Don't tell the people who's doing which day. I'll see if they can get.

They'll notice. Big show today, guys. I'll be relatively flustered. Get the podcast. Wherever you get the podcast, jump on there. There was some naughty texts from the, what are your dumb nickname as your partner? We'll say them on the podcast. I cannot read them on air.

There will be a little E next to it. There will be someone's. However, the dude who did get through, Babs, the guy who you let through, look, it's made a lot of people giggle, but it was not appropriate. I know. He didn't tell me half of that story. Did he have you feeling catty wampas? He did.

Stop. Sneaky. Sneaky wampuses. All right, we'll have a great day. Bye, everybody. Bye-bye. Press the play button. All right.

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