Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - T Shirt with your wang out

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

Why has Australia ranked lower in the international happiness scale? We ask what order you get dressed in and the producers wrap up the week that was in the diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Try the big Brecky range with honey saracha today. Only at Maccas. Here we go. Welcome to the Jess and Ron podcast. Hello everybody. Welcome to the podcast. Oh, actually, that's a note. You didn't play the ghost thing again.

Come on, man. It's my favorite sound effect. We had the perfect opportunity today. I know you had it loaded. Ian Press Go. It's on the wall. It's on his wall. You know what I should have done.

It would have freaked everyone out. I should have played it. You can't do that if you want. whatever you want. What? You have my permission. Are you giving him permission? It's dangerous.

Only funny. It's who be, but only if it's possible. I think there's a slight delay when I do it because it's like when you use a remote control on your phone to control your TV. It's always like a second or two off. But to be fair, the whole segment was about God.

So it could have worked down with it. I thought about if I could control the lights, like the blinds. That's true. Oh! Do I mess with them? Do I miss with him? That would have been epic shy guy.

No, next time. I'm enjoying, like, dropping the bomb. I've enjoyed your bombs. Thank you. Not your bum bombs, just your sound bombs. I go outside to fart unlike someone else in here. I did it. Fart.

Do you know how to do the Tarantella? What's the... You know, it's like the Italian Zorba. No. Didn't really catch on as much as the Zorba. I don't know why the Tarantella. Fun as. Do you know what the Zorba is?

He don't even know what the Zumba. Yes. Zumba is a workout. Zorba is a national dance. Oh, this is not a workout. No, it's a dance. It sounds like a workout to me. It could be a workout.

The dancing's working now. Have you seen how? How hectic some of those blocs go. The Greeks, they get down low. It's a great quad work out. But anyway, that music, I just wanted to be the Tarantella. Okay, great. Anyway, the hell of a show.

Maybe we can get the Talentella. Yeah, it's a great show. I make a note. He's furiously typing something. Not that. Great. Okay, man. All right.

He gets on one on a Friday, doesn't he? He's so famous to get out. He wants to get out. He wants to get out. Now, Rowan, we've got our listener event today. Oh, you're on the way to there in a minute. Exactly. Wait till you see how they flock to your boy.

over here. I can't wait. He is so popular at these things. Do we get a, like, we barely get a look in. So do we stand up there with a microphone? I hello everybody. Welcome to the long lunch. Is that kind of the way you write it out?

To be honest, not even at the start. If there's an opportunity that presents itself, we might. Usually when the main meal starts coming. Yeah, it's almost like when there's a breaking proceeding. Sometimes there's a lucky door prize. Ladies, stop touching shy guy. Yeah. Yeah.

But I am a master mingler. Yeah. So it's almost like unnecessary than to welcome. Yeah. But we can just suss the vibe. We've got an amazing musician, so I'd rather just let her go, and then we start dancing. But you should see you. I'm a master mingler.

But you should see your boy. The last one of these things we did, people were trying to puppet him. There was one woman. Hand up the bum. One woman behind him, manipulating the arms. Another woman at his feet trying to, like, get him to do some sort of jig. It's quite spectacle. Maybe I'll take my camera and just, like, film all the things and make a montage.

Shrap it to your chest. Like a montage of the shy guy. So I'm really looking forward to it. Babs also gets a bit of attention, but nothing like Shagai. All right, fantastic. So how are you feeling ahead of the lunch today? You're prepared to be touched. Anyway, that's going to be good.

Make sure you're following us that you can see. Enjoy the podcast. And thank you again for following rating five stars, sending to your friends. Amen. God you're good. Love you. Enjoy the show. We're welcome for Jess and Rowling.

Jess and Rowan in 2026. Something new for breakfast. Do you know Jess? Something that help. I don't care if you piss on me. You'll get to know Rowan. Oh no. Taking the Hobbits to six, seven.

Shut up. More on. It's going to be good. It's going to be fine. It's going to be all right. Anything could happen. Most of it probably will. That squawking fatty.

And Rowan. You like what I did that. This is Jess and Rowan. This is going to be good. I can't hear anything. I can hear you now. Oh, my headphones popped out. Oh, what a start.

I was like, what's wrong with my head? Nothing. wrong with your head down. Oh, the birthday hangover guys. You're looking good. You're looking wise. All 34 years and one day of you. Just have to open my eyes, hold my eyes.

Went home to a girlfriend Lucy yesterday and she saw the photo of me posing with the gluten-free donuts. She says, looks like you've had a night out drinking. I just had three hours on the program. How did Lucy get you for your birthday? Her and all her family chipped in and got me a bunch of stuff for my barbecue. Oh, fabulous. For me, Weber.

Oh, if that isn't a mid-30s gift for a man, I don't know what is. I have you lots of those moments where I'm like, this is a mid-30s present. Have you picked up smoking meat yet? Are we going to start doing big brisketes? I would smoke meat. I can see you smoking meat. If I had the right smoker. Smoker first.

Just got a Webbecku, just got a Web a cue, you know. All right. So maybe for your 35th, we look at one of those big, you know, the things that like the Texans use. I get real into that. With that big lid. I would get real into that. I see us all coming around for barbecues of a Sunday. You've been up since Saturday night.

Yeah. Stoking your fire. Well, here's the thing. I could basically finish the show, chuck the meat on, watch Homeland, keep the lookout of my phone for the temperature. Have one big stick so you can just poke it out of the window. Yeah, man. Yeah, and the Bluetooth temperature things are awesome now.

So you can just, I could sit on. I see this in your future. Go out every few hours. Do you base those big bad boys? I think you got to, like. You got to keep a moist. Depends what it is. But you chuck them in the big rat papers.

Of course. So that kind of does its own thing. I'd be mad for spit roast. I've got a spit. I've got a baby spit. You do. I've got a baby spit. We've used it before.

We have used it before. My parents bought that for Angus for Christmas. That's a great gift. It's only like 92 bucks for Bunnings. They're not expensive. If you are struggling to get the man in your life a gift, because I think stereotypically, men are harder to buy for. Yeah, give them a spit roast.

The baby spit from Bunnings. Amen. Yes, pick yourself up a snag while you're there. That's a hell of a day out. Oh, wasn't that some good meat at Tom's bucks? Shout out to my boys, the Mayfield West boys. They hooked us up. 12 kilos of lamb.

I think it was 12 a lamb. It's funny too, like a barbecue. Like men will just kind of hover over to it. That's my favorite thing from our boy Tommy's bucks. All the boys, all the boys just standing around watching the meat turn. And it's a real. dance too. It's dairy-like. You've got a beer. Yeah.

My husband was down on his haunches at one point, just checking the coals. I was like, what's going on over there? They had a spray of apple cider vinegar. That's right. And remember the bushel of rosemary? Just to tickle the meat. I'm like, what's that doing? Like a priest in a church. Just let us bless the meat. Sorry, didn't mean that. We're talking about meat meat. We are talking about meat. I'm getting hungry. Stop it.

Don't you be talking about? I can't be talking about priests. Lamb on the spit. Can't be talking spit roast, lamb meat. Yum. Priests, not good. So you had a good birthday? I'm running on 8% guys.

My woof says I have not recovered and I am ready for a fun show. Hell yeah, Fridays are always amazing. Not only are we drawing cooker of the week at the end of the show. Not only do we have two alpha bucks chances. We've also got two code words. Oh my God. And beyond all that, beyond all that. shy guy.

Yeah. Every caller gets free fuel. Hey, you want to do it right now, 131060? Yeah. 131060, first call up, Babs, be ready, quick sticks, shoot across someone. Top of the show, we've got $100 to help you at the Bowser. We understand with the situation in the world, things are tough, things are tight. Yeah, if you get on for Alpha Bucks, you'll get free fuel and maybe the $10,000.

And maybe the $10,000. We've lost a lot of momentum this week with Alpha Barks. We've had a string of twos. even with our amazing pump-up, anthems and chat. I don't even know if it's, well, we have decided it's not us. We have decided because we did a real controlled test and we still got to. We have decided it's not us. But we did ask for your calls.

First cab off the rank. Hello to you, Mel. Hello. Mel, why are you awake so early? Go to bed, babe. I'm just getting the kids ready for school. Oh, well, you know what might help you get them to school? A full petrol tank.

You got a hundred bucks on us, my darling. I would love that. Hell, yeah, that is coming your way, babe. Happen to it. Well done, Mel. That's all through the day, too. Free fuel on us. Absolutely.

I just saw on the news on the TV that I think there was a strike on a gas field, so it's going to get worse. Oh, my God, it 100% is. So if we can help you just a little bit, just a little bit. Every caller who gets on air today does get free fuel. But next, how to avoid the hope you well. Ah. One of the biggest cliches.

Hey, mate, hope you're well. We're going to help you out. This is Jess and Rowan. Don't forget free fuel today when you call up every caller on the show. Gets a little free fuel thanks to F3 motor auctions. We are so grateful to F3, but you also should be grateful because we know how expensive it is to fill up the tank. So thank you to those legends. Pick up the phone.

Any chance you can, 131060. I've legitimately, like, not driving far. I'm not driving much because of the 1010. Legitimately. And I have a hybrid, little car. You had a real goal a few weeks ago about the fat boys, the electric bikes. You don't care for them, but you're starting to see the appeal, aren't you? No boughs are required for a fat boy. They could walk. I still think they could walk.

Bucker them. I still think they could walk. I saw three young chicks on one yesterday. Were they speeding? Probably. They weren't speeding, but she was crossing at a crossing, like the green man crossing. So there's pedestrians everywhere. I was like, Sissy. No, and then went on the footpath. I saw one so close the other day, almost hit a pram. Oh, no, don't.

I just, it was ready to just... You know, my two-year-old, she's active, she's quick, she's independent. She takes off for the corner and my heart is in my throat every time thinking a bike's going to come and collect her. Because back in the day when they were just, even BMX bikes, different. Different. Analog bike. Analog bike, they didn't have a motor on the back and a mow down me kid. Oh.

I think I'm picking up what you're putting down about. I know what you mean. It's the speed. All three of the chicks on the bike ice, although all wearing helmets done up, though, all three of them. Oh, I'll give them props for that. That's not bad. I'll give them props for that.

It's not like they were dangling. Nothing shits me more when the kids have the helmet dangling. What's the point? Yeah. The cops are still pulling over. One of my mates got pulled over. Who cares about the cops? You'll still get brain injury if you come off. Well, that's true.

You just don't buy one. I'm with you. I see the shops now and I just think, you poor buggers. I know. This is going to get. like illegal. Yes. Yes, absolutely. There's a whole dedicated... They're going to drop this off.

They are. Those kids ruined it that went over the Harbour Bridge. I'm telling you. They were the straw that broke the camels back, but it was leaded there. There was a lot of abuse to that camel. Once a week, I see kids doing monos up and down the street. Oh yeah, but how cool is a mono? They look so sick. I wish I could do a mono. They look so sick, dude.

Do you understand the level of inhibition you have to have to do that? I couldn't do it. My 34-year-old body would not let me do that because I'd be too scared. But also, we don't encourage it. It's not cool. It's not cool. No. It's jack-ass stuff.

Yeah, you're a jack-ass. You're a jack-ass. Don't do that. Seen the movies, though, watch them a lot. And it always says, do not try this at home. These are professional stunt people. Also, professional idiots. You know what's...

You know the one thing I forgot about getting back on the radio is that I say things on the air and then I realize I cannot do them anymore. Like, if I need to film something, in the gym, I can't do that anymore. Even if I need to, I actually need to, I can't. And if I feel like I have an opportunity to get an e-bike for a reason that is perfectly fine, I cannot get one. Now, can I strike on?

I cannot get an e-bike. You know, you got to be, not, you don't have to be careful. I want you to be, like the kids doing monos, I want you to be uninhibited when you're in this room. It is a safe space. I want you to be your most authentic, true self. Yeah, exactly. But exactly that.

I don't want you to not, I don't want you to hold back or change your feelings or true the core of yourself. The trainer Mike was like, bro, don't, don't be, don't be afraid to send me a couple of videos of your technique in the gym. To make sure, because he's not there with you. That's online coaching. I said, no. Can't do it. And I said about the radio and he went, well, yeah, if you're talking about the big tripods, maybe just like set one discreetly up. I'm like, if I get caught.

A hundred percent. What a hypocrite. the shit that I'm going to get on the air. What a hypocrite. I think hypocrite is one of the most accurate slaps you can give someone if you catch them doing something opposite to what they've gone on the record. I can't even ride an e-bike now. No, no.

I don't reckon you could look at them with a grin. You can't even look at them with fondness in your eye. Imagine a pimped out one that's got cool colors. Oh, a flame? I'd have to go, yuck. With a flame, maybe. Nitrous out the back. Like, what I'm broke.

Maybe they are cool. No, they're not cool. This is Jess and Rowan. Get Honey, Saracha for Brecky Now at Maccas. Really? Yeah, man. Take a perfectly delicious Mighty McMuffin, big Brecky burger or McRap and add an irresistibly sweet and spicy sauce available until 11.30 a.m. So glad you brought up Macas, Rowan.

What an unbelievable segue. What's just come across my desk? Really. I follow a page called Ads with Benefits. I love marketing dissection. I love. I love psychologists getting into the minds of advertisers and how they try to play us, get us to buy stuff.

But this latest marketing campaign from our friends at Mac is, I think it's over in the States, okay? I don't think this is Australian, but they did a run of ads based on the late night drunken orders that McDonald's workers have seen either through the drive-thru or through some of the 24 hours McDonald's. Yep, sounds great. And they've turned those drunken orders into billboards, into bus stops, all right? Now, obviously, the McDonald's logo gives it away.

But I even reckon with this string of nonsense drunken phrasing, I reckon you still know it's McDonald's. So I've sent you all a bus stop. Rowan, in your best drunken going through the drive-thru at 2 a.m. You're obviously in the passenger seat of your deso driver friend. But you're shouting across in. What do you want to order? Hi, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get you?

Hey, boy! Hi. Got your mig-back Congo peas? Some Congo peas. A mig-back Congo peas. That is on a bus stop. And I know exactly what you want. You want a big Mac combo, please. That's what I said.

Even in your inebriated state. You get it. Still got manners. That's a great. That's a great. Isn't it so good? Shy guy, I've sent you one. Yep.

I've got. I've got a... You've had 15 Long Island ice teams, babe. Can you actually put it on? Farge lies with tomato horse. Farge lies with tomato horse. Oh, I know. That's a large fries and tomatoes.

One of the first saw is I actually read this large fries with tomato sauce. Ah, you were translating it. Very good. Bhabbs, what's your drink of choice? You like a crisp white wine, don't you? Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah. You've had six of those.

Oh, God. It's silly. You got the munchies. I'm the divorcing special. I get a ferrido-frish extra tartar. Sorry, man, can you pray that one more time? A fairer-frish, extra-tata. Extra-ta-ta.

I really enjoy on a bus stop. Sorry, man, can you just read that all right more time for the tartar? Ferretto-frish, extra tartar. That makes me want. I've never even had a fil-it-o fish, but it makes me want to try. I kind of don't mind the fillet of fish. Really? Yeah, I'm into it.

One of my friends, she was on a health kick once, and she read something from like the Heart Association that if you add lettuce to a Philanodeo fish, it's better for you. That's wrong. Her order would always be Faradayfish and lettuce. They go. She's blind. You're definitely drunk.

This is Jess and Rowan. Really quickly, we are doing a waiter race. You would have heard the recap there in the diary. Hell yeah. April 1, we'd love the support. Please. We'd love you to come down. Oh, you know what I'd like to see?

I've never been on this. receiving end of the chest. Not a flash. There you go over this. Now I'm asking ladies to flash me. Keem. That's okay, if you want. But that'd make you go slower because you'd be looking.

I'd be running. Faster to it. Oh, okay. Stand at the finish right. You know, like at American ice hockey games, I never really see it elsewhere where like six big guys get up and they've got one letter each painted on their chest. Oh, yeah, yeah.

We might need a lot of guys, but I want go Jess and Rowan, Babs and Shy Guy. Oh, I reckon we can get that. Someone call the basin gym. Come on call Paulie. There's a lot of... Sorry, that's pretty niche. But we'll get him. We'll get him.

Do you reckon we could get him? Yeah, we'll get him. I'd love it. Cheers squad, shy guy. Danny, I know you're listening. I know you've got a big game today. Jacked dudes. I want jacked dudes.

And Jack, I'll take Jack ladies. But see, a jacked lady might be a bit narrow. Yeah, I was thinking Jacked boys because they're a bit wider in the hip and a bit bigger words. Extremely homoerotic. I'm into it. This is you living. What's I show you like? Heated rivalry.

My dream. Thank you. See, I was thinking one letter per person, but are you saying get a whole name? Oh, no. No, I was thinking. You probably do like two letters. A thicker rig. A thicker letter.

Fair, like an O. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got a H. H. H is a thicker letter. Yeah, yeah. S could be on a sexy lady for me. Could be on a sexy lady. Oh, Babs with the Bs. She might need a couple of big rigs for a B.

Anyway, I've been derailed by the idea of getting some chest graffiti. encouragement. What I wanted to just briefly touch on team, outfits. Yeah. Outfits. Because I love a costume and I love a dress-up, but I'm also worried about hindering our performance.

Of course. So there's going to need a combination of active wear and mobility, minimal friction, but also want to lean in. So here's what I was thinking. Talk to me. I was thinking when I was a server, it was kind of constrictive.

It was almost like business attire. Oh, was it? Yeah. a fancy place. Yeah, kind of. Not so fancy, but I did have to... I mean, the polo was nice, but the short... But when I was in the kitchen as a dish pig, dishwasher,

we wore the chef whites. They are very mobile and comfy. Are they? Because as a chef, and also now you tell me as a dishy, you need mobility. You need range of motion. And I also think if we're wearing the whites and everyone's wearing waiter stuff, we are already asserting our dominance.

Power play, baby. Yeah, so where we're in the chef whites, because we're better than you. Oh, is that embarrassing? Like people are going to laugh at us. Sorry. Sorry, I'm just... Babs.

Sorry, come on. What are we... We need to be leaning in. We are already... Ron, we're already the underdog. Are you embarrassed by us? Is this what this is? Um, oh, not always.

Okay, not always. Just joking. What are you having show, what are you thinking? What do we think about the hats? The big hat? Yeah. What about hair net? I think hair net is appropriate.

We could do like the speedo swim caps for Aero. Oh. Oh my God, yes. We could get the full, you know, the thorpe. The torpedo out. I'm sure we got some old pit bull caps, haven't they? Love that. Kathy Freeman.

What do you, what do you reckon? We could do like a, you know, I've got a lot of wedding venues and I see them wearing all black apron. Apron feels like it holds everything away. That might be good. That would be good. And it's aerodynamic in a way, the apron. Yeah.

We just don't need the pocket, nothing in the pockets. No, nothing. Apron is solid. Apron is solid. A apron is solid. And just, and a sense. shoe. Babs, I'm looking at you. I don't know if you're doing it in your docks. We need a sensible shoe, closed toe, obviously.

Obviously. Yeah, I've got new balances. That works. That works. All right. Well, we'll workshop that because, as I said, we're the underdog. We're the only non-restrault team allowed to enter. Because you can also get Chef Blacks. Oh, Chef Blacks feels good.

So we could do like a chef suit, like the black ones. Yep. And you chuck an apron over the top. Maybe a Jess and Rowan Blue. Oh, that's nice. Branding. Branding. Branding. All right.

We'll keep workshopping. If you've got any ideas, 04-8-8-1-069. What do you think, Babs? Any sort of typical? I'd be happy just to wear like active wear and joggers. Okay. Okay, shock horror. What about a Lulu Lemon pant?

Oh yeah, that might be nice. Maybe Lulu Lemon wants to sponsor us. Oh my God, they're sponsoring. They're sponsoring us for sure. We'd be open to that. Lulu Lemon, if you're listening. But we're not wearing active wear and joggers. Okay.

Hello. We're here to compete. Yeah. No, no. No ideas, a dumb idea. No idea is a dumb idea. It's not a dumb idea, but it's just not for an answer. Oh.

It would have been in the moment, but it's fine, do it? What? Oh, God, I'm so curious now. No, don't be curious. Do I punch out now? Yeah, go out now. This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on hit.

Yes, and playing for 7 o'clock on Friday, we have the great summer. Hello to you, my dear. Good morning. How are he is? Good. Summer, we're fantastic. Just by saying good morning on the air, you've won yourself a hundred bucks worth a free fuel.

Thank you very much. You're very well. Well, don't thank us. Thank F3 motor auctions because they're the one helping us help you. Hell yeah. But summer, that's already locked in. In 30 seconds time when you win 10 grand,

what are you spending it on? I just want to go on a shopping spree for me. Not for my husband, not for my children, just me. I love that. That's what we need, summer. Mommy's got her eye on a couple of new outfits. Mom's got stuff to get it. Maybe a nice handbag that doesn't need to carry all the kids crap.

It's just for summer. It's all about you back. And her lip gloss. You got a solid letter for this morning, babe. It's tea. Tea for Treat Yourself. Okay? Perfect.

All right. Your time will start after the first question. You ready? Yes. Let's do it. Starting with the letter T, we need you to name. An insect. Transcelor.

A male celebrity. Pass. A beauty brand. Pass. A school subject. Technology. Something loud. Tambourine.

A car part. A music genre Tingo An international city Toronto A reality TV show Oh Well yes but after the bubble

I got six Did I miss one? I feel like I missed one Was the beauty brand a past? It was a pastile I've only got it was a pastile I've only got fun Oh maybe I called one of Okay we can go through it

We can go through it Beauty brand can have two-faced Trezame Cut apart, tire, transmission, tail light. What did you say for, maybe this was the bit, for music Johnny, you said techno? Tango, I heard. Tango, I heard techno.

Oh, there you go. But either all worked. I think either works. What did you say? I said Tingo. Oh, well, still good. Still good. Still good.

Still good. And Togo, yes. Yeah, and then you'll write with a reality TV show, but just a bit after the buzzer. That's all right. Summer, thanks for giving it a crack. Thank you, thank you. Enjoy the fuel. Thanks to F3, motor auctions.

We'll play again. that's 8 o'clock. And we also at first Live the Dream code word guys before 8 o'clock. Absolutely. Don't forget, Fridays is when we draw the cooker of the week.

Prize. You've got a chance to get involved next. On the text, on the phone, like summer. Absolutely. Stayed in, Genia. Holiday Parks, the home of good times. Oh, my God.

Next, we want to talk about what order you get dressed in? Who's sane and who is insane? Ella Langley now. This is Jess and Rowan. What order do you get dressed of a morning? Maybe you're fresh out of the shower. maybe like us, you're rolling out of bed at the crack of dawn and your clothes are already laid out for you.

Totally. Because our mates, Nick and Cakes from the F-R-D-I show, huge on TikTok and social media, they were just having an innocuous conversation, all right? Pretty simple question. Yep. I don't know if it's Nick or Cakes. Had one of the most insane responses to this very basic question. Roll the tape, Rowan.

What order do you get dressed out of the shower? Sox, shirt. No, wait, stop it. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop. No, stop it. No, you're making it up. No.

You're making it up. Stop. No, I can't wait to tell you. Sox first? That's rage bait. Sox first. Now, these guys have over 300,000 followers on Instagram alone. They know how to play a person.

He's accusing him a rage bait. He sounded very authentic to me. Nick is the socks. Nick is the socks. Nick, you cry. See, I'd expect that from cakes. Yeah, cakes was the guy we're up. No, Nick's the first guy.

Yeah, yeah, Nick, yeah, cakes. Yeah, that's classic Nick and cakes. Classic Nick and cakes. Sox, first thing out the shower. What are you doing? So, for me, underwear first. Obviously, undergarments as a whole. Undergarms.

I've been caught too many times without a bra. Undies and bra go on. Here's where things get interesting, maybe from a female perspective. Rowan, I don't know if you can relate. Undergarments for me, then hair and makeup. then any sort of outfit. Why wouldn't you put your top on first, then your makeup? Because you get your makeup on the top?

No, because I really feel like the outfit, the quality of the outfit is impacted by what my hair and face are doing. So if I get those done first, I slip on the outfit, I go, I look fantastic. Whereas sometimes I put the outfit on, I go, I look like a troll. And I change the outfit 15 times. Shock horror, the outfit's not the problem. It's my troll face. Yeah, that's true. That's what I'm saying.

I'm normally undies first. Sometimes I have been known to Winnie the Poot straight away. What does that mean? Why don't you Google it right now? Can you picture Winnie the Pooh? Google it right now. He only wears a shirt. Just wanted you to say it.

Oh, okay. So T-shirt on with your wang out. Yeah, sometimes. That is crazy talk. Sometimes. Mostly undies, but if I'm closer to the shirt than the undies, like for instance, if I haven't put the undies away and they're still just in the part of it put away.

The t-shirt on with your shirt on. bare bum out. I'm Winnie the Pooh and we'll be bum out. And then I go undies. That is almost as crazy to me as socks on toes. Sometimes I go shorts, then undies, but then I go wrong way, man. What do you get your Superman?

I am Superman. Wow. Okay, that's interesting. Shiger, as a methodical man, I know you would have a system. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always in the same order. And you would lay them out in the same order as well.

Yeah, yeah. He got left to right, wouldn't you? You go left to right? Well, everything's arranged left to right, but that's another question. So it will go shorts, underwear shorts, and then I would do like my hair or whatever.

Okay, that's the last thing. The touch. Shorts. Flex in the mirror. No question. And then socks would be last. Sees the day. A million push-ups.

He does that thing, you know, those bands, those big elastic bands, puts his foot underneath and then does the bicep curl. That's not what the question is. That's not what the... That's right.

It's called colour. Yeah. Underwear, shorts, texting his seven girlfriend. Flex t-shirts. Louis Vuitton. Tia signs a different lady to a different stage and he's getting ready to be changed.

Tuesday's Tia, because it's the T's. That's nice. Wednesday is Wendie. Oh, Wendy. I didn't know about Wednesday. It was last week. Oh, my bad. I keep up.

Fads, what's your order? I think I go undies pants, top. No. I'm going to stop you there. Slow down. Are you doing all of South of the United? Equator before your top gets covered. The reverse winnie.

Yeah, I do. The reverse winnie. What character only has a pant and a bare top? I don't know if there is one. Particularly for a lady. So you go on jeans on, then full boob out. Yeah, I think so. Gene on before a bra.

Yeah. Wait, that's like, um, piglet. Hang on, is piglet only have pants? Don't. So Bab's hitting the piglet. Nah, you don't count that? Piglet's wearing a onesie. I try to keep a win.

Good try, though. Wow, that's crazy to me too. Because if anything, you know, they say if you're lost in the ocean, you should keep your chest warm as possible. So that's important, or your vitals. So she's doing the opposite. She doesn't need to keep her south vitals warm. She needs to keep her chest vitals warm. So in the water, it's best to Winnie the poo.

In the water, it's best to Winnie the poo. And also tuck your hands underneath your armpits and cross them over. Yeah, okay. I did survival training once. It's a bit like how cold it is in the studio sometimes here. Wow, we like it chilly in here. You love it cold, baby. So 131060, we've got fuel, we've got enjemia.

Yep. And we've also got good times. That's true. Are you sane like me? Telaia has just message saying, Jess is so smart. I agree with Jessus's sequence, including the troll face. I'll get you, sis.

Cool, cool. 13, 1060, what order? Are you putting socks on first, like crazy Nick from the Nick and Cakes show? Totally. So it's classic Nick and Cakes. Classic Nick and cakes. Classic Knick and cakes. And everyone on the air gets free fuel, guys.

Take your calls next. This is Jess and Rowan. 13-1060. You're asking you, what order do you get dressed in? Everyone on air gets free fuel, thanks to F3 motor auctions. Thank you, legends.

Absolutely. We appreciate the calls. There's just one text I want to read, Sasha. You're not getting fuel because you only text, but that's okay. It's important to read out. She goes, hey, guys, I put my undergarments first. Sometimes I do pants.

Then I take it. Okay. You didn't pre-read it, did you? You didn't pre-read, you got pre-read, man. Hey, guys, but I'm going to read it verbatim. Hey, guys, I put undergarments first. Sometimes I do pants first, then shit. Uh-huh.

It's whatever I feel like at the time. And then she messages, shirt. Oh, my God, shirt. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha. That's when it's funny not to prove it. Oh, so you read the shirt that didn't realize she said, she said. Let's go to Darren. Good morning.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Morning, too. Darren, you get out of the shower. your stark is what are you putting on first and then the subsequent order? Yeah, work days. I just go straight to socks, undies. Yeah, we're starting with socks. Darren.

Hold shirt. And then work. Then work. Sox first. What is the rationale putting socks on your nude body first before securing the package? Yeah, I don't know. I just think it's the way I've packed my clothes the night before. The socks are end up always on.

top. Oh. So you're just working through the pile. It's on the top of the pile, Darren. That's fair enough. Because if socks are at the bottom, if you need to transfer that pile, 10 times out of 10, those socks are falling away. I forget, of course.

If it's on top of the pile, of course it's going that way, isn't it? But you can just put them to the side. You're not going to forget to put socks on. If he's got to put heavy work boots on. Anyway, he gets fuel regardless. We're giving socked feet fuel. Totally for Darren. And for me.

Mia, hello, Mia. Hello. Mia. You sound trepidacious. What order are you getting dressed in? I'm 100% with Babs. You've got to go your undies, G-bang or whatever first, them pants, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Then you can do your makeup hair with your tartars out and while you're thinking about the top. So you know that your top, if you're not 100% sure, you've got jeans on probably, you've got time to pick your top. So you're doing full south of the equator? That's amazing to me. We just had a great... great message from Stacey, you're doing the Mickey Mouse. Are you mousin?

You're mousing it, Mia. Yeah, you've just got to do what you've got to do. I like that she's using that topless time to think about the top. Yeah. I think Mia, love that. I think Mayor enjoys, like, the whole ritual. I got a ritualistic feeling from me. As do I.

And I appreciate, again, getting your troll face sorted before you put the final element on. So you can really appreciate how good your outfit is. For sure. Tanya, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Yeah, good, babe. We're asking the big questions for a Friday.

What order do you get dressed? Okay, so it's definitely teeth first, then hair, then makeup, then undies, jeans, socks. Bottom half. Another full bottom half. I know. Then you've got to go bra and deodorant before you go top because the top's the finishing touch. The tops the finishing touch over the socks. Oh, absolutely.

Wow. That's even taken another level from. Babs. The Mickey Mouse appears to be, from a sample study of three, the most popular way. What do we call Darren's? Like, what do we call the sock first? The sock first is just crazy talk. Psychotic. Well, they all get fuel. I feel weird for rewarding that kind of crazy behavior, Rowan. Shout out Guido, baby.

Shout out Guido. This is Jess and Rowan. I'm not about bringing problems to the show without workshopping solutions. So I'm going to need the brains trust to get together, maybe even on 040.4. or 28-8-106-9. Okay. The World Happiness Report has been released. Nice.

For 2026, Rowan, and it's not looking good for Australia, my friend. Why? We're happy, we're a happy bunch? Nope. Oh, okay, we're not. We dropped in the rankings. Year on from 2025. We were 11th, Ro-Roe.

What are we now? 206, we're 15th. We didn't just drop one place. We dropped four. That's a big drop. And this report, of the Oxford Wellbeing Research Centre is blaming social media. Our young people apparently racking up a lot of time on socials,

even with this ban, obviously that's in place, but we've heard time and time again they're getting around it. Yeah, okay. The kids, Gen Z in Australia and New Zealand, they're lumping in New Zealand with us. Social media is affecting the mental health and it's bringing us all down collectively, slipping to 15th on the International Happiness Report.

We got beat by Belgium. We got beat by Mexico. We got tacos. Netherlands. Norway, Sweden, Costa Rica. They feel like happier places. Israel beat us. And rounding out the three happiest places, Denmark, Iceland and Finland maintaining number one.

What do we need to be doing collectively team? Boost it for 2027. Number one is Finland. That makes sense. Number two is Iceland. Nice people. Number three, Denmark. Who we learn does not share a lot.

a border with Russia. They do not. Share a border. My contribution for your team, this week I had the privilege of feeding a small baby goat out of the palm of my hand. Oh my God. Made me very happy. Rowan, what do we need to be doing?

Take it from me. If you, like, lock into a streaming show, stream that shit 10 hours a day. That makes you happy. That made you happy. Get off your phone because social media is ruining us. Bigger screen. Bigger screen. Babs, you're young.

What's the message? I want to bump. apart from 15 next year, and I want to credit Babs. What are we doing? Eat a taco. Go to Mexico, the happier place. Mexico is 12. So they're doing something right.

Shy guy, come on. I don't want to be a problems-based. I want to be solutions-based. Just get your hand off it and enjoy the outdoors. I meant your phone, your device, your device, your device, your device, your device. I may, whatever. What are you mean? Get your hand off it.

Well, social media and screen time is what dragged us down. You've been doing it. You're right. What a shy guy I've been doing in the hands? Well, that's the campaign that we should run. Take your hand off. That's, and you're right, get your hand off it. Yeah.

Jess and Rowans, get your hand off it. But get your hand onto a little ghost. Wow. Wow. That doesn't happen at all. Better, mate. This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on hit.

Yes, and playing at 8 o'clock their birthday today. Kylie, hello. Happy birthday. Hey, thank you. Kylie, we had a birthday yesterday for Rowan. Now we keep the vibes high for you. What do you want to spend 10 grand on? What's the big birthday present?

I'd love to have a bit of a shopping spree, and my kids are also desperate for a new puppy. Oh, aren't we all? Oh, my goodness. What breed do you have your eye on? Oh, border collie. Gorgeous. We can get you some free fuel, thanks to F3 motor auctions.

That's for you. Just for getting on the air, Kylie. Congratulations. Amazing. The letter you are going to work with today, babe, it's N. N for new clothes and new puppy, all right? Yep. Your time will start after the first question.

Ready to rock? I am. All righty. Starting with the letter N, Kylie. We need you to name a fruit. Nectarine. A technology brand. Nokia.

A US state. Nevada. Something sweet. Oh, nice biscuit. A six-letter word. A female actress. A fictional world. Nania.

An occupation. An NRL player. Oh, man. A real strong seven. Proper player. That was awesome, Kylie. With that birthday energy. Do you know what's funny, Kylie?

the next question was actually going to be Arnitz Biscuit, and you'd already said, niece. I would have loved to have seen what you would have done me. That would have been hard. I was like, oh no, she shot herself over the foot. Ah, it doesn't matter. Sixth of a word, could have narrow, could have needle. NRL player, Nathan Cleary, Nico Hines.

And then, yeah, you could have had nilla wafers, which I've never heard of a vanilla. But it's true. Lock that one away for next time, Kylie, because you were elite. Well done. That wasn't A.m. Well done, Dahl. Enjoy the fuel. It wasn't?

That's not a vanilla wafer. you've just taken the VA off just for a bit of a laugh shot. We're going to have to deferred Babs here. She's the one who puts all this together. Niller wafers. Nila. What's a Niller wafer. It's Niller. Okay.

All right. Cool. Good one. Okay. Live the Dream Code. We'll do that after 830 and Alfa Bucks back again Monday from 6. This is Jess and Rowan. So last night I went out for dinner for my birthday.

Lovely. It made me nervous yesterday when I said, what's the plans for a birthday meal? And you went, oh, see how I feel. See how I feel. See what? made the call at 5.30. Well, we made the call earlier.

And then Lucy did a Jess Fart journey. It was like, oh, it's shut. So we kind of had to pivot pretty quickly. Why wasn't anything booked? Do you know when your birthday's going to be? It's not a surprise on the calendar. Well, we were originally, I've got to give it to loose. We were going to go out somewhere Saturday.

Oh, make a weekend thing all time. And then I flipped it and said, oh, like, I'm just. You had such a good morning. Were you like, I want to keep the vibes hard? Yeah, totally. I was like, I want to go out tonight. And then I've also got the long lunch tomorrow. I think on my health journey, it doesn't really align with me to go a third day of indulgence.

But then you call the vibes. Call the vibes. I love that for you. So Saturday will be a chill day for me now. So we went and did that. Anyway, we went to this lovely restaurant. And we're sitting underneath this enormous, say, lantern light thing. And we just get talking.

Lucy's talking about ghosts. Of course she is. If you missed it, she's obsessed with ghosts. shows. She wants to do a ghost tour around like Newcastle. I love it. You know, you can do ones at like a trail. Yeah, yeah.

You can do all that. I thought that'd be fun. I was like, go at night. So we were just talking about that. And she said, have you had any, um, any, like, messages today? I said, heaps. She went, no, from any kind of signs. Have you had a sign today?

No, really? From the other side. The other side. I was like, no, Lucy. I was like, babe. You know, it's so funny. I'm judging that question, but I'm forgetting who your partner is. Yeah, Lucy.

So she's looking at me like this. She's like, anything, like nothing? Nothing's coming through. She's like, you've had nothing? And I was like, are you setting me up? No, I haven't had anything as I'm scoffing down my barbecue plate. Yeah, is she inferring because your grandparents aren't with us? Yeah, and then I laugh.

And then I laugh. And you go, oh, yeah, I haven't had a message yet from Gdad. That was my granddad. Yeah, yeah. Light starts flickering. And then show she got. Shut up. Her head.

And I'm like, babe, stop, stop. You see how many lights are in this building? She's like, I know. And this one is flickering, the one above you? I said, babe, babb-b-b-b-b. It's fine. It's a big light. Takes a lot of energy.

Maybe. Yeah, but you've got to admit. It's not a big deal. The timing's pretty interesting. Granddad, G-dad, wait. So I'm just trying to play it down a bit. Okay. Because I was like, I don't want to get too much into the, into the ghost vibes with Lucy.

And I said, ha, ha, ha, ha. And then after her go, because she's so enthusiastic and loved it. And I said, oh, yeah, if it's granddad, stop. Within half a million seconds, stop. Stop, stop flickering. She went, G-dad knows you're a smart ass. And he knew you would test him.

I went, I'm going to wait for him. Maybe that is Maxwell. Hi, Maxwell. So she lost her mind. Thank God we were in an empty corner. It was embarrassing. But it was like, is that granddad? A message from the other side.

Absolutely, it was your granddad. Happy birthday, Rora, he said. I said, thanks see that. So sweet. You guys were tight. Your middle name. You're just your kin. I would have been Maxwell.

I would have been Max Edwards, but my dad refused because he was like, it would put a gross look on Maxwell's face if you're named after him. So just make it the middle name. But imagine that, Jess and Max in the morning. Oh, it would have been great for your career. A message from the other side on your birthday. That's so sweet. Could have been. It actually upsets me wrong because you're a bit closed off to this.

How many messages have his G-dad tried to send you? I don't know. How long has he not been with us? I kind of agree with the magpie thing. Have you heard the magpie thing? Haven't heard the magpie thing? It's like you can't look the magpies in the eyes because they'll swoop and they don't like, they don't like being looked at.

But I thought you were meant to, to stop them from swooping. No, I don't, you're not meant to look at it. I didn't think you meant to look at them. Well, I didn't think you're meant to. But they only ever pop up to me when there is something about to happen in my life. So I started getting swooped by magpies and they kept like hitting the car window like they were coming for me. Probably a month before I got a call about the show.

Interesting. And then while I was figuring out what I wanted to do, kept seeing magpies, got the show. Haven't had a magpie experience since. You know, some cultures believe birds are the winged messages from the other side. That's what I'm saying. I think it might be specifically crows, but hey, what's the difference? Magpie scaring, bro. Wow.

You're getting a couple. You need to open up. I am open. No, you're not. You're so poo-pooing of messages from the other side. your partner's interest in the ghosts. Oh, maybe, yeah, eye contact is recommended. Okay, so maybe that's why they swoop me

because I'm not looking at them. Yeah. Sneaky. Oh my God. See them back pies? They're trying to send you signs. That's why they have to smash your car window. That's why G-Daddy's coming through the electrical system.

They're beaks. Poor things. I just want to know, have you got a message from beyond? Have you received a message from beyond? 13, 10, 60, call us. What's your message from beyond? Maybe you've got a relative who sends you happy birthday every time. Yeah.

Every year. I love that. Oh, my uncle. passed away a few years ago and I always look for signs from him. Nothing. But that's the other thing. If you're looking for it, you're just going to find something you think it is. Always the way.

Hey, but I'm happy to assign meaning. Who's a hurting? That's true. Yesterday it was a bit too weird out. Stop straight away. Yeah, when you tested it. 13, 1060. What was your message from beyond?

This is Jess and Rowan. What was a message from beyond? I think I got a message from my late grandfather through the light at dinner last night. Big lantern flickering. I said, oh, if it's really granddad, stop. It stopped immediately. So we thought, what is the message? Every one that calls on there today gets free fuel.

We got a text from Rui-Rei, believe and you shall receive. This is another thing. That's a great saying. You've got to be open, Rowan. Yeah, but if you're believing it, you'll just see things. I know what that was. And then you just, I mean, if it makes you feel better. It's not hurt anyone.

Let's go to Stacey on 13, 1060. Good morning, Stace. Good morning, team. How are we? Happy Friday to you, babe. We're going to get you $100 bucks of free fuel to start things off. How does that feel? It's amazing, actually.

Thank you to F3 Motor Auctions. But have you received a message from the other side? I'm pretty open to it. This is years ago, probably a decade ago after my brother died. At my parents' house, they've got obviously a doorbell and you ring it. And it was, for years, they would just have a dog barking, which was just their doorbell. And after he died for, it would happen sporadically, but it would happen for months after he died, the doorbell would ring. And it would be a completely different.

different tune. What do you mean? Just the wiring changed on its own. Yep, yep. And not just like a, oh, the battery's going dead or anything, just a completely different tune. So we just used to open the door, say, come on in and then shut the door and it would stop. Like your brother was coming over for dinner or something. Oh, I see. I love that, Stacey. That's a great one, Stacy. Sounds like the brother, you know, if he's a prankster while he was with that. You know what I mean? I love that. Linda, good morning. Good morning.

This is a topic close to your work. Yeah, absolutely. So I manage cemeteries as my professional role. And I'm incredibly superstitious. And personally for me, weirdly enough, golf carts. So my grandfather was an avid golfer. And this one time we passed this golf cart. And I was like, oh, that's weird.

slowed down and there was a police officer so I was like who save me a ticket. Later on down the track there was this time where a golf cart that was in an accident it came off the trailer everyone was safe but it delayed me and because of this it prevented me from being in an accident oh my god what time of accident we talk are we just like you might have been in the car it was like a train thing

or was it no no it was a it was a deranged driver like trying to do something very serious so I'm petrified of Red Kemmerys now. But because of that, it delayed me so, so much by that couple of minutes that I was able to see it and get myself out of the situation. So the golf cart was what sort of changed your trajectory, granddad being the avid golfer. He was a golf cart, but not only that, he was a, he used to be the chief inspector of

police in our local district. So kind of like a little, you know, hello. He's got the police scanner. Up in heaven. He's got the scanner and he can see, I'm going to help Linda around. Totally. Hello, Emma. Emma, you got free fuel just for joining the show,

but have you received a message from the other side? So I was with my granddad when he was passing away and he was very close with his chute. And while he was passing, there were two pigeons outside. And then after he passed, like they were looking in the window. It was really weird. And then after he passed, there were three pigeons outside. It was almost like he was like,

gone to be with the suspense. Oh my God. Like straight away, this pigeon manifested and was standing at the window as his body is still in the bed. Yeah. Pigeon chat. It's all granddad's,

isn't it? The granddad's like to talk to us from the other side. That's what I'm picking up. My grader was used to be quite active, so he's probably quite bored. He's probably looking for things to do. Yeah, you need to be open, Rowan.

I reckon he's there. Could he be here with us? Maybe he's over there. Look, granddad. This is Jess and Rowan. He was just talking before. I was at dinner last night for my birthday, and we think that my granddad tried to say,

Gide, happy birthday, through the flickering light upon me, above me, while smashing down my barbecue meat board. Was he a meat boy as well? Like what he have raided the barbecue board? You might not even use his hands. He might just go fullhead. Like a little piggy at the trough.

That's us. Valet Maxwell and Happy Birthday Rowan. But we were talking about. Is that he say valet? That's almost veil. To be honest, I've picked that up from one of my radio icons, Jonathan Brown. I don't know if he can be trusted. Brownie?

I love Brownie and I love valet. Valet, okay. Valet to a lot of the granddads of the cooker family because a lot of granddad are sending us messages. Emma, good morning to you. Hi, guys. How are you? Yeah, good, babe.

Is it your granddad coming to us from the other side? I'm mixing it up. It's my nan. Your nan. Nana. Okay, what's Nan got to say? Well, it was about 18 years ago. she was on end of life care

and I was out at my now husband's house but it was my partner at the time and I just had this overwhelming feeling that I really needed to go see her and my husband my partner said it's all right you'll see her tomorrow and I said no I really need to go so he dropped me to her house

I spent the night with her just rubbing her legs with oil and whatnot just spending time with her that early hours that morning my dad called and said she's passed and I told my partner and he said that is so crazy because when I dropped you off, I didn't want to tell you, but the porch light was flickering

and then it turned off as he drove away and I said, oh my good, that's creepy. And then when I was driving out after I'd said my goodbyes to her that morning, I was driving back out to my partner's house and I had to give way at an intersection and I was behind a car and it had a bumper sticker that said, I love Nen. Like I've never seen a bumper sticker that says, I love Nguyen. I don't know who's rolling around with a bumper sticker like that, but that's not. I know. That was meant for you, a sign from the other sign. That's a sign from Nan. From Nan.

Yep, definitely. Thank you for sharing. Getting a lot of text coming through, Ron. A lot of people, a lot of people having signs from above. Who's this person that haven't left a name? My hilarious uncle passed away when I was pregnant with my first baby. Now got four kids. He was so funny.

The best dad jokes ever. And some of the things that come out of my kids' mouths have no business being that funny from eight or nine-year-olds. That's got to be a sign from my uncle coming through. So it's just so bad. The jokes are not good. No, but it makes her think of the uncle in this regard. Oh, sorry.

Uncle's coming through. My nana always hated people going in her room. Even my pop after she passed. We were cleaning their house out. Had all the windows open, walked into her room. It was cold and the hairs stood up on my arms. My auntie was in there cleaning. I had to get out of there.

She was clearly cranky that we were in her bedroom, sending us weather signs from the other side. So it's a real thing. It is a thing. Believe, and you shall receive. Nice one. This is Jess and Rowan. Hey, let's catch up on the week that was with the diary. Well, what a week has been with Jess and Rowan?

Babs? What? So you're just going to drop the mic on the bug and bounce like that? Jess hit us with what she described was a shark, but I don't think it is. Wow, wow, what? Do that again. Do that again. My two-year-old's into sharks at the moment.

That's the sound we make. Wow, wow, wow. Still not a shark. Have you ever read a children's book about sharks? Have you heard a shark? Have you read a children's book about sharks? That feels like something you would say to a child about chomping. Thank you.

Okay. Jess has signed us up to a way to race that's happening in a few weeks. We're really excited. And we wanted to know what you've been training for. Izzy was quick on 131060. What weird thing are you training for? Oh, God. Whistling. Now what sparked this motivation? Because you could go your whole life without needing

to whistle. Well, I wanted to prove a point to a friend. So this was like in January last year, he could whistle and I was like, I want to do that. You said last January, so it's been over 12 months, can we hear your whistle now? Better be good. Oh my God. Oh my God. Look, we've got a lot of practicing to do and Rowan's already training for the big race on April 1st. can do is I can maybe put a dumbbell on my hand. The flat palm of your hand. Maybe a 25 kilo. Just really to get this. All right wrist, friend. No, but it'll be too heavy. But what I'm saying is I'll get one of those trays and I'll put the dumbbell on it. Oh, so yes. For finger strength. Yes. Do you know shy guy? How's your wrist? Dexterity. Some dexterity stuff. I don't know. I don't know. Who of the

four of us is going to let the team down? We should all say it at the same time. Oh yeah, let's all say After three. One, two, three. Babbs. You learn a lot on this show. Just gave us some names for boobs, Shagga and Rowan hadn't heard before. One of the funny nicknames for boobies are fat bags. Really?

They'd be real fat bags. Have you ever heard of fat bags? I've never heard of fat bags. How often do you hear fat bags? I went to an all-girls high school man. We knew every nickname for Tatar's under the sun. You got more? I like fat bags.

Fat bags. I've heard fun bags. You heard fun bags. You heard fun bags. Tartas. Ras, jugs, obviously. Sets bags. Bazookas.

We love bazookas. For my itty-bitty-titty committee, you've got the mosquito bites, the tea bags. Light switches. You're a real light switches. Yeah, because you're flat and just your nipsy are your light switches. Rowan's piss off the one guy in your street that you never want to piss off. The way I parked my car is just a little bit too close to where they put the letters.

So he like... You in the letterbox? Yeah, letterbox. And my car was too close to it. And he said, hey, can you not park your car there? Did he knock on the door to talk to you or he caught you one day? Oh, he caught me one day. He said, oh, by the way, can you not park your car there?

And I went, yeah, I'm going to park my car there. And he said, well, it's hard for me on my bike to put your letters in. And I said, but he want to stay on the bike. I said, but you put him in. Yeah, but I don't want to get off. I said, well, I parked my car there in front of my house, so maybe you'll have to do that. And then the next day, my letters were clearly thrown at my house. In a rubber band.

I'm not joking. Clearly thrown at the house. All the fines and bills, you're dead. I'm an idiot. There's no way I should be... Posties, cleaners, don't even piss them off guys. Postman patty, postman pat. It's black and white. High controversy in the studio this week after producer Babs was accused of cheating during one of our games.

And on Rowan's birthday? I wasn't. Well, let's check the table. It's Rowan's birthday. If anyone should be allowed to cheat, it should be him. Try a guy. Okay, go cheat then. I wasn't cheating.

Okay. Oh, you didn't know. Your tones suggests that you were. Getting a little bit of fancy. Jess is a good thing. We did say, we, what the hell was that? Did you fart? Do you have a clown horn out there?

Is that a clown horn, bro? No. What was that squeak? Should I go out there right now and find out what that sound was. Shrygo, get out there. She's got a, you know, like on the, Cloud Car. We said jump in if you ever had anything to say, and I'm proud of you.

Not do live sound effect. You're not doing the gear on the show name. I just moved by microphone and made it funny who is. That's it from us. See you next week. Bye-bye. This is Jess and Rowan's Cooker of the Week. Best contribution of the week, either on the text line, the DM or the phone call.

That's right. Honourable mention to everyone who got involved this week. Thank you very, very much. Signs still popping off with ghost stories. Got one for me? With messages from the other site. Mate, people are writing essays. We don't have the time.

Whoa. Okay, later. Yeah, we got a lunch to get to. There's 70 cookers waiting for us at Tinta. But we do look back to about Wednesday, Rowan. We were talking about the unexpected things that you have hit or that have hit you after that crazy story out of Lake Early Griffin in Canberra, where the hot air balloon knocked two kayakers.

off their kayak. Hell yeah. Unbelievable story. Smack. Tash text us. My mother-in-law was reversing out of a car park. She swears. She checked her mirrors.

The blind spot. She kept reversing. Nudged a man. A blind man. She obviously got out of the vehicle straight away. She said, oh my God, I didn't see you. The blind man without missing a beat said, well, I didn't see you either. Tash, you are the winner.

Congrats. Thank you. Tash, we really enjoyed that contribution. But I always feel guilty in these. scenarios row them. Whilst Tash gave us that story, it's the mother-in-law at the crux of it. So are you going to take your mother-in-law when you go to the Ingenia holiday park, Tash? I'm sure I can take my mother-in-law.

That makes me feel good. We'll get you there with some extra free fuel thanks to our friends at F3 motor auctions. God you're all so much winning, Tash. Thank you. Thank you for getting involved in the show, babe. Appreciate you. Have a great weekend. Now we're off to a long lunch.

That's right. My first one. I know. It's going to be wonderful. We were inundated, hundreds and hundreds of entries, which is a pretty cool testament. I love that. This program has only been alive, about 37 shows. So thank you for everyone who wanted a free feed.

Yes, and ladies who are going, and been there. Shy guy will be there. I've asked him to wear tight pants. All his pants are tight. He's a string bean. Yeah. He's been eating oysters in the studio. Have you decided on the shirt?

Are you going with the knit? What are you wearing, bro? I don't know. Have you got, last. time we had a lunch row and he went shopping that morning to get a whole new fit. God, I've done that before. I'd stand it for Ro Ro Ro. I still might.

We'll see how we go. We'll see how we go. We'll see how we go. We'll see how we go. There's more happening. There's more happening. But we'll be back next week. We got a cooker of the day for us.

Yeah, so normally, obviously, just saw that tash for the whole week. We're doing cooker of the day. A cooker of the day every day. Absolutely for Newcastle Food Month. We've got our night's accommodation at the Crystalville Kingsley, $250 spending money. And $250 to spend at a shopping centre. to get yourself new clothes.

That is back. Unbelievable. Monday from 6. See you then, guys. Bye-bye. That was the Jess and Rowan podcast. Maca's Bistro, Bernays, Angus Range is here. M'a Chef's Kiss.