Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - The Producers Dairy | "I feel good doing the bum stuff"

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

Producer Shy Guy and Producer Babs wrap up the week that was in their diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Jess and Rowan. Wrapping up the week now with The Diary. Well, what are we going to spin with Jess and Rowan? Rowan has been losing his voice. And apparently my job description includes going downstairs to buy the talent pineapple juice. And didn't that cause quite a stir? You can't send babes. I need her to man the phones.

To woman the phones. You're saying all women are help. Well, the phrase is man the phones. Let's go. No, I think I was doing the good thing there. Why is the phrase man the phone? You could them the phones. A woman could do a way better to.

job. Can you just know? Just wait. Babs go now. Are you joking? What we're doing on it? Give her your card. Why can't go do it? I can't do it. I'm pressing the buttons, mate. Menade's on the show. I think she's talking to me. Oh yeah. She's arguing. She's arguing. She's going to go. Is one of us going?

Not yet. Hello. Excuse me. A little bit of professionalism, please. You were all for this idea before we went on air. Yeah, in the ad break. Wow, bully, bully the guy whose voice doesn't work. Bullie the guy who's trying to send the help to the quickie march. Why didn't call them the help? Wait, why am I the help?

Yeah, that's so rude. Stay out there and sit on the phone. I have a pear. I have pineapple. Oh, pineapple. We know Jess has been hitting it hard at the gym before her show. She's so strong she even snapped her pen the other day. But what workouts is she focusing on in particular?

The answer might surprise you. All I want to do is bum. I just want to train bum. I want to train the glutes. Oh, right. So what are you doing the presses and stuff? I'm doing the presses. I'm doing the squats.

I'm gobbleding. I'm sumoing. Wow. I'm doing all the things. All the hot chicks with good bums. on Instagram. Same. And I copy what they do.

No, I don't. What do they do? They do the goblets and the sumos and the curtsies. Kurtz? Oh, wow, that's not a bad idea. Because that works the sides. You've got to work the sides as well, shy guys. You got a full round for the bum.

You need a nice peach. Not doing any abs. What do you do? Like, why don't you just only butt stuff? What? Well, sometimes I do it. Sometimes I do a shoulder. Shoulder.

I don't care for abs. Whereas I feel good doing the bum stuff. I bet you do. That's fair. Your description. With Valentine's Day right around the corner, Rowan's got a PSA on what not to buy your man. By the way, ladies, men,

oh my God, I get real passionate about this. Men only like the normal bonzies. Although he loves like, anyway. Do not buy, like, seamless bamboos must be nice for women. Do not buy them for men. That's exactly what I got him, seamless bamboo. Because that's what I love. I only have one hair in my underwear.

Women think, oh, it feels nice around me. Must be nice for them. No. Don't you want your boys to breathe? It's their worst because there's no seams. There's no structure. There's no structure for the little world to sit. Your boys need a house.

Your boys need a house. Say, let me write this in the manual. Just remember it, bro. Like, just remember it. I'm not. I'm going to go buy more bamboo. Speaking of buying stuff, Jess is doing her second no spend year, where she doesn't buy herself any clothes.

for the whole year. That doesn't stop her accepting shoes from you rice cookers, though. Do you know, last year, when I was doing the no spend, I had a gorgeous rice cooker message me when I was saying, I need new runners, but I don't want to break the no spend. She goes, Jess, I'll buy you runners.

She never did, but I loved the thought. She said, I'm six and a half. She never sent the runners. You have no shame on it. She never sent the runners. People show they love in different ways. If you want to send me runners, Jenny, I would have accepted them.

She bailed on me. So anyway, That's where I'm back. She was writing checks. She couldn't cash. She had absolutely in. We're two weeks into this new show, and Rowan's already called Jess's husband, Angus, to clarify something.

He told Jess while she was making dinner last night. I was making myself some lentils last night, and Angus is going, can you put something on? You nude. Yes, nude in the lentils. And I'm like, I know we're on. Can you put something? Thank you.

Fourth story apart. It's fine. You know how it's something. Hey, just quickly. Hi, baby. Just quickly. See the tone? Did Jess make dinner last night nude?

And you go, can you put something on? Making dinner is a bit of a stretch. When I was prepping the lentils. But can you confirm the tone was, can you put something on? Don't deny. Yeah, it's about that. In next week, rice cookers. Goodbye.

That was the Jess and Rowan podcast. The El Maco is back at Macs. Try the new range today. Thank you.