Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - The Producers Dairy | "I work in radio babe"

Episode Date: March 6, 2026

Producer Shy Guy and Producer Babs wrap up the week that was in their diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Jess and Rowan. Let's wrap up the week now with the diary. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Rowan? Babbs, can you step in as math girl? Are we working radio, babe? Okay, let's rock this bitch. A couple of podcasts gave us the translation behind the iconic intro song to the Lion King.

Look! There's a lion! Oh my God! That lent itself into us having a crack at our best Lion King opening line, which went, well... Ha! Zipenna! Follow it! Hey, bye-ba-ba! Beautiful.

Hanamah. Shy guy hit me with an arsevania from the heart. And go! Da, savagna. No, no. Babs, bring it home. Oh, shit. What do we do it, guys?

You asked. Can you do the last bit again? No. So, shy guy didn't know what barata was. I can't be the only one listening who doesn't know what that is. Oh, man. It's barata. bread?

Sorry? Are you joking? I don't know what it is. You don't know what barata is? I thought it was bread. This is some sort of bit? No, I can't. I can't.

Babs? This is some sort of bit. I don't know. I think it's just Shago. Is he trying to be funny? You've never had... Leave the funnies to Wade. No, no, I'm serious.

What is barata? Barata is that ball of cheese that you always get at least an Italian restaurant or even just someone trying to be a little bit Mediterranean. We had it at that pub. Remember we had dinner at lunch? We had a big bowl of barata. Big bowl. We've had barata.

of many times. It's a ball of cheese. So every time we've ordered barata. You've never known barados? I thought it was cheese and bread. Oh, he thought the bread was the barata. No, that's Fokacha. You're getting your Fokacha.

You're getting your Fajas and your barata's mixed up. I'm familiar with Ficcacia. So what do you think the ball of cheese was? Just the ball of cheese. That's what it said on the menu. Fresh mats. Like fensy brie. I don't know.

For 28 bucks, just a ball of cheese. A bowl of fresh nuts. Inside the barata, strachatella. You ever heard of strachatella? No. You thought probably thought it was white chocolate or something. I think it was breathe. What's that?

Rowan's girlfriend Lucy has a nickname for him. I don't think he's too pleased with it. She started giving me a nickname now and we go to the water and we're swimming together. Oh no. She goes, you're like my little sugar pump fairy. No, that's not where you want. No, no, no. I said you can shut the hell out right now.

She said, I said, you know, I'm not your sugar pump fairy. She's like, SPF. It's like sounds great. I said different. It's not the same, babe. Do not ever call me your sugar plum fairy. I need you to take me to the moment. You're swimming.

I picture you breaststroking because you don't want to get your hair wet. Your heads up. You look like a little froggy. Yeah. And she's looked over and something about that image has conjured up sugar plum fairy. And I said, why the hell are you calling me your sugar plum fairy? Oh, that's nice. You're my sugar plum.

It's just how you dance in the water. I go, I don't dance in water, babe. It sounds very graceful. She's like, do a little dance to water. I said, do not ever call me the sugar plum fairy in front of the friend. We're going to have to go for a swim. I need to see the sugar plum fairy floating. Floating, yeah.

There's worse things she could have called you. You're elegant and like a fairy. Pump fairy. A guy spat a giant lugi on the floor in front of Jess. Classic. And she didn't call the cops. He pulls up, stops in the middle of the street. turns his head to the side, hocks up a massive loogie, spits it in front of me.

It was, I've clocked this woman, she's not stopping. Spit on my back. Row it was disgusting. I rock a luge sometimes. You strike me as someone who would. I reckon you can pick a spitter from a liner. But this bloke, foul, man. What did you say?

Nothing, because I'm not confrontational. I've come on the radio to bitch about it. I want him arrested. You know, like when you see a litter bug and you write down their rego, obviously, we're not safe. And then you dob them into the EPA and you get a fine sent to them in the mail. Who was the EPA? What? Yeah, the Environmental Protection Agency.

That's the thing. If you spot a car and they throw like a cup out the window or a can. Cigrette. Yes. If you get the rego down, they track the rego to the residential address, send them a fine. Fun little trick. That's a great prank. That's a pain you, mate.

Don't abuse that because then we get that privilege taken away. All of a sudden, Bads gets a fine. It's all the one from Bads. The case you missed at a huge radio show earlier in the week was tipped over the edge after too much tarot reading chat on air. So we thought we'd give it a crack. So you have given me the guardian of emotion. Really? What does that say?

This situation requires emotional maturity and total trust. You're surrounded by those who have only the best intentions. Bull, so you can rely on the advice you're given. This card also indicates a generous humanitarian and refined person whom you completely, can depend on. Yeah. Oh, are you the guardian of emotion?

I'm the guardian of your emotion, I guess. This could be a reference to these characteristics within yourself. Bad? Sometimes you may feel as though your way is blocked, but often that's just an illusion. You could free yourself from the obstacles that you're so focused on by choosing a different path. Turn your thoughts away from negativity

and instead envision endless other possibilities you might act upon. Okay. That should have gone to shy guy. You need to let yourself breathe a bit. Sure. Okay. Shy guy, here's your card. Look at all the wonderful things you can do when you listen to your divine guidance.

Wow. You've balanced so many different priorities and have come out a winner. There will be a lot of recognition and praise headed your way, but don't be shy. Don't be shy. How is to shower you with gratitude you deserve. Did you pull one for yourself? Oh, inner strength. You have great courage and kindness and you look really hot.

Thank you. That's all well and good. But Rowan may have made a critical error because those cards belong to his girlfriend, Lucy. Here's the conversation that you didn't hear on air from me to the team, alerting them of the bad juju that they have now been cursed with. They weren't dramatic at all. It's bad juju to do it today because it's the blood moon. And because they're not your card deck.

Apparently, not meant to win. You f***ed other people. Oh, fuck. Why would you say this now? Anyway, they are because what's hers is mine and what's mine is her. That's it from us. See you next week. So long.

Hell well. I don't know the way. Let's not do that. That was the Jess and Rowan podcast. Macca's Bestro Bernays Angus Range is here. M'Av's Kiss.