Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - The Producers Dairy | "I'm watching the nut"

Episode Date: January 31, 2026

Producer Shy Guy and Producer Babs wrap up the week that was in their diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Jess and Rowan. The diary is something we will do every week at the end of the week. Rowan, it's such a treat. To wrap up the show. It is such a treat. To look back at the week that was. So wrap up, we're still going. Absolutely.

Learning's. Yes. Enjoying moments. My first diary. What have Shy Guy and Babs picked up that maybe you and I missed? It better be good. Ro Roe's first diary. Up next.

Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Rowan. We know Rowan's you around here. The perk of his new job is that basically he's free from 10 a.m. So Jess asks him what he's doing with his free time. You've got no kids occupying your time. You've got no pet occupying your time. What are you doing between the hours of 9 a.m and 9pm? Right at the moment, there is this animated peanut that's on the fish.

And he's so funny. And he like yells, he's like, he's like, he's like, he goes, goop, goop, go, he's playing these video games. That's what you're watching. It's quite aspirational. Instead of the peanut. The peanut can be playing video games with no hands. No hands.

No hands. I don't have a lot of money right now. So much money. He'd have a cleaner. Just trying to be like the peanut. And I'm allergic. And I'm allergic to peanuts. Oh, it's a love A relationship.

Instead of shaping your head... I'm watching the nut. You're watching the... This is the bonned beetle boys. Hopin' boys. We're on the boo. Ew. Second window, jimmy!

You know these reels that are clearly AI? Well, turns out Jess has been falling for them thinking they're real. You don't care for AI. Yes. But the issue is... You'll believe it. Yeah. Why don't that?

Sixthos. But the issue is I keep sending videos to shy guy and Babs being like, look at this monkey, take this woman's umbrella and fly off like Mary Poppins and shy guy goes,

I know that video. My brother sends you videos all the time of ginger cats. Have you seen? All the time and they're always AI moms. Have you seen the videos of like the little, little kids,

they're like, I don't know, three or four and they're really good dance. Music, music. Music, bump, bump, bump. I fell for the first one. Like, they're really good. I've seen it where they, they put people's dogs and make the dogs do that too.

I think dogs, I hope I wouldn't fall for, but the kids, I commented on one shy guy. I said, what a little superstars. Technology. Speaking of AI, Rowan's completely off-chat to your BT for good after this bloody mess. I said, do I have to fast before a blood test like this? And then it obviously just does its little thing and goes. Because specifically, yes. He goes, yes.

Oh, you need fasting lipids. You need this, this, this and this. You should fast. It down there. It says no food, no coffee, no water, no juice, whatever. I missed the no coffee bit and said... Because you had a black coffee as you were saying, and I went, why are you having a coffee? You said, chat GPT said it was okay if it's black coffee.

You go to your blood test after the show. What happened? She goes, good. How are you? I was good. I just need this. She went, oh, great, you fasted? And I said, I had black coffee.

She went, no. Rowan! She went no? And I went, oh. And I was like, I'm not going to tell you. her that I asked Chatscheverde because she's going to hit me. Oh my God. Did I not say this to you? Oh, then, then, now this is on me because I started to get a little bit nasty.

So that I wrote to her. To Chach Jembrite. Or the lady. I said, Black Coffee wasn't allowed. So thanks a lot. You're arguing with the computer. Ah, that one's on me. I'm sorry. Thanks for calling it out.

Too late, bro! We got into a bit of a debate after Jess was claiming Kmart clothes are just as cool as Balenciaga clothes, which I concur. Just because it's $4,000 and says Belenciaga does not make it cool. Yes, does. I think it does. I think it does. Listen, a $50 wallet isn't as cool as an $800.

Oh, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. The number of compliments I get on one piece of clothing in particular. Where's it from? Kmart. That makes it cool. Not spending a week's wage on an item is cool. And getting compliments for something that actually is affordable, that's cool. Do I sound cool?

You sound so lame. Lend. We're still getting to know Rowan. He let this slip about how he completely ignored Tones and I at a gig recently. One time she asked me for my help back in the day when I used to smoke a lot. Not good, don't do it, ever do a kid. This is before Dance Monkey. We're in, at the...

When she was still busking in Byron? No, she maybe had maybe just had Dance Monkey and... Exploded. The big pineapple festival. I was up there with some mates. And I was out the back, loving around. And I was lighting something, cigarette. And...

Thank you for Clarifying. Why don't it makes something... I don't know. It was actually just a... cigarette. And she goes, oh, can I have one? And I just saw this chick, like, sitting down in like a really beat-up jumper. And I was like, no. And I kept walking. And then later, you rejected dance monkey. I rejected dance monkey. Hang on. When you say later, like, she got up on the stage and you went, that was the lady who asked me for a cigarette.

We were playing the song on the Brisbane radio station, like every two hours. And I was like, that's that cigarette girl. See you next week, rice cookers. Ooh-roo. Oh, I'm not allowed to do that. was the Jess and Rowan podcast. The Al Maco is back at Macs. Try the new range today.