Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - The Producers Dairy | "That sounds like something for a horse"

Episode Date: February 20, 2026

Producer Shy Guy and Producer Babs wrap up the week that was in their diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Jess and Rowan. Produce his diary. We'll do that next. To wrap up the week. Well, what are we going to do with Jess and Rowan? Sorry, one sec. Just going to hit the 6'7. That was really lame. Don't do that.

That was bad for you. Well, talking one night stands, then Jess hit us with this fun fact from her past. Do you know how many marriage proposals I've had? What? No, how many? What? After one night?

Not after one night. I'm not that good. Tickets? I'm not that. I have had. Finished five minutes later. I love you, marry me. How many?

Four. One, I said yes. Wow. So I must be alright. Four? Four. So you said no three times? So maybe I'm,

maybe I'm giving you accurate. How I never heard even one? I've broken up with boys. Right. And they have gone. They went, well, what am I meant to do with the ring now? Cairs. Sell it.

Thank you. That's exactly what I said. It doesn't know. In how long of a period? Like, just, were they all kind of together? First one? First one would have been three years? Obviously, it was a no, no, no, yes. But, like, what's the...

Absolutely. Three-year relationship, four-year relationship. One of them was short. How short? Oh, months. Do you reckon those boys kept the ring? I'd love to know. And then proposed eventually to their...

They are now partnered. You might be able to find them because they've blocked me. Interesting. Maybe we could find the first girl's ring. And then have a little... That's something I would have liked. Oh! Dutch Olympian, Utilitar,

Flused her bra at the Winter Games, and now Nike are going to pay her $1 million. This gave Jess some inspiration. I always get my tities out. No one's no one's paying me. No one's paying you. No one's right. Look.

Hey, I'll give you a meal. Shai, get it out. Can Intimo give me a mill? Sorry. Sorry, ShaiGai. You didn't have a meal? I definitely don't have a meal. No.

I wonder those. You want to get? Do you reckon? That's three flushes to you. Zero bucks. You're not getting anything for me, though. You're going to have to pay me $1 million. It's too bad Rowan doesn't have the million bucks to pay Jess because she does have a

renovation to pay for after all. She had this drama in a new bathroom. The onsuit, my friend. Oh my God. It's too small to have a double basin. The window is now looking over the streets. So the neighbors are going to say. One basin.

Oh, no. The only thing I wanted in the whole Renault was a double Because if you tried to brush your teeth at the same time as your partner You're knocking elbows Can't spit Yeah, we don't do well together It's not good So the double basin to me I go if we're renovating

Can we please eliminate that problem? We've just got like a really long sink Like a great idea I'm not a builder What do you get one of those things that the horses drink out of A trot What did say trope? You and I, my friend.

Design a great house. We would design an amazing house. No, no. You would design a very functional house, but would it be very a sety, pleasing. It's all about the tiles anyway in the bathroom. Everyone knows that. Rowan, this is what horses drink from.

Plenty of room. You're basically putting a urinal wall as the... Not a bad idea. It's not a bad idea. I mean, who doesn't want that. Rowan's been taking care of himself. He's eating well, stop the coffee for one morning,

and has started moisturising? Very important. Question. What moisturiser is a special one? I have this brand called Your Coat, which is like specially like... Sounds like something for a horse. I know. It doesn't sound good, does it?

Did you get it from a vet? Red bottle. Can't get moisturiser from Pet Bar? And I've been doing the double pump with a York Cup. Shy Guy, your coat is not for humans. It is. It's got to be for an animal. It is.

It is not. Your coat. Your coat. Holy shit. Wait, stop. I'm Googling it. No, it's a human brand. No.

Your coat, skin care. No, your coat. Sorry, no, no. The brand's called yours only. Sorry, skin and coat. Look at that. It's Pets Park. Yeah, babe, that's a different product.

Idiot. Look, this one, look, look, yours only. And then it's, I was using the bottle, coat. Because they also, pardon me, have wash. So I've been using that to. Pets Park. Don't go straight to the Pets Park, mate. By the way, that's 45 scoops.

Does your girlfriend Lucy that give you a smacko? Good boy, let me put your moisture on. Yeah, get on my knees and go. Sometimes we go a bit off track with what's written down on the board here in the studio. I don't know how we got on to Headwig's death in Harry Potter. But here it is. I haven't even got that far in all the series. I didn't know he died.

The owl? The owl died? Yes. Trying to protect Harry. Get him shot? Well, there's no guns in Harry Potter. He got Avada Cardavut. He got cadavered?

Are you kidding? By he should not be named? Nah, it was not even. Do you like that? All right, I'm like that. Because they all do all like that. None of them go like this. Why can't they just do that?

They all go, Dach with that. See you next week, rice cookers. Adio. It was the Jess and Rowan podcast. The El Maco is back at Macers. Try the new range today.