Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - The Producers Dairy | "Thats dada!"

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

Producer Shy Guy and Producer Babs wrap up the week that was in their diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Jess and Rowan. Big ups to shy guy and babbs for removing themselves from the diary this week because they were so funny. That's what took so much of their time and energy, creating this week's diary that they went, we did so much work and we were absolutely killer. But the two people whose name is on the show... When were they funny? A little lackluster. Well, let's listen back to it now.

Well, what are we going to spend with Jess and Rowan? Are we meant to be talking? Yeah. What happened? You didn't turn the mic on. Oh my God, I feel going to ads. Yeah, listen. Uh, we fucked up.

It's no secret to anyone. Jess can get a little bit loud and animated when she's excited about something. But her mum, Lisa, might have worked out a way to quieten her down. And she hit me with a hand gesture. She's placed her palm upwards. Yeah.

Her hand up at the palm facing down. Yeah. And then hit me with a little hand waggle. That's not good. Disagree. You like that? That. You like that?

That's right. So effective. You like that. little waggle, waggle, Rowan, it immediately made me lower my voice. You didn't mind that? And then 60 seconds later, I checked in and went, oh my God, my mum just basically told me to lower my voice

like all these people have in my life. My feelings were not hurt. So that looks, that feels extremely condescending to me. Oh, you reckon? It was amazing. All the things I would describe as condescending up until this point, that was the first time I've ever been told, uh-uh, shh, you're screaming.

Oh. Oh. It's not for me at all. Right, don't do it to Rowan. Smack. Get out of it. Shagai has been waiting so patiently for the day that Jess and Rowan finally acknowledge all the hard work he puts in. About time.

Family in South Africa in the region of Stanga, possibly Stanger. About five hours from Johannesburg. Thank you, Shagai. I looked it up. I didn't even see him Google, but did you look up on it. I looked it up when I saw the other guy. The Brab James with the layout. Excuse me.

I thought that might help contextually. Welcome to the party. Michael Jordan. Anyway, continue. No, no, you tell the story now. That's the only thing I know. Pass the teachers I got. That was Robin.

I've worked with this young man for two and a bit years. He was waiting. You've known him for 10. He was waiting. That was the best contribution of ever. You're literally, bro, you're in the bushes then. You're in the bushes. We're always learning here on this show.

We've got you covered with the six-sevons and the sigmas. Oh, God, please stop. Okay, here's a new one for you, though. Mogging. Bab's had a crack at explaining. it to the guys. To mog someone is to outshine, outdo or exert dominance over them.

So usually by way of physical experience. EG, I'll give you some examples. Thank you. If you're jaw morging, it means you've got a really defined jaw. Yeah. There's also maxing going around. Are you more across maxing? No, like looks massing. Yeah. But we get mugging first before we go another one. Well, I think it might all

be connected. It's all connected. It's all within this menosphere. I think people are saying... Sorry, I also have an issue with that. What's that? You know what it is. The menisphemy. It's a men thing. Menosphere, yeah. Menosphere, the men. Was it men?

Well, menosphere could be pretty negative. Don't you reckon? Well, that's 100%. You're a guy. You've just done the catwalk. Yeah. Would you say he mogged that? I don't know.

I don't think so. Hang on the authority. That's why I'm asking you. I think it's mocking. So like jaw mocking, you have the best jaw. Like you've got a really nice jaw. It's not giving the same examples. Sorry, because I don't understand.

Much to tell. While everyone is entitled to their own opinions, I think this one could really just be rage bait. Here's what Rowan had to say about drinking coffee with milk. I've decided that if you have anything other than black coffee... We should call something else. That's great. You love the coffee taste and you like a bit of a pick-me-up.

But you like milkshakes. You don't like sitting down to have a coffee. If you and your mates go out to a cafe and you both get lattes, a couple of boys going for milkshakes. That's... And you should have it in one of those big steel cups and two straws. Just commit. Either have a no...

Why you have a no dose and a caramel milk shake? Well, where do you stand on something like a piccolo or a macchiata where it's only just a little bit of milk? It's a little milkshake. Jess couldn't believe that texting in 2026 was totally free. I blew her mind explaining the difference between SMS and Dada, but then the conversation quickly turned, I might be hanging out with her too much.

Hello, Motto. Free texting. Yeah, but it's free texting, free calls. That's all new. That's all pretty standard now. So is the credit just for internet connection for the kids these days? Data. It's data.

How much data you buy in the data. But if you message blue chea, that's data. Yes. It's data. Data. So you've got to have a data plan. Is it interesting stuff or is it data? Data.

It's data. He gets so woggy around me. Have you noticed? It's rubbing off and I love it. I'm going to get you an ancestry. I'm going to get you an ancestry.com swap. I'm going to send it off. You might have something in your doll.

Maybe. Anyway. You want something in your? Play this one. Hello, Motto. See you next week, rice cookers. Oh, Godspeed. That was the Jess and Ron podcast.

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