Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - The Producers Dairy | "Thats too much for a stool"

Episode Date: April 10, 2026

Producer Shy Guy and Producer Babs wrap up the week that was in their diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Jess and Rowan. We wrap up the week with the diary. Even though it was a short week, Rowan, gosh, we crowbarred a lot of joy and nonsense and fun. That's what we do. That's what we do. And thank God, Shy Guy and Babs with their fluffy pens, keeping track of it all.

Let's roll it now. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Rowan. They did. Awful. You can turn off your mic sometime. Seriously, Roe. Use your cough button. Producer Babs is NASA's unofficial correspondent,

giving us the latest from the astronauts on board the Artemis 2, which did a slingshot around the moon earlier this week. Every day, I've been crying to moon-related videos. Okay, sorry, I thought it would go. They did the first 6-7 in space the other day. I saw them drop the 6-7. But also, this is the kicker. This is the one that made me really upset.

So... Upset, okay. There was a crater that hasn't been seen before, and it's like this really light crater. And they named it after one of the crew people's late wife. I don't know if I'd want a crater named after me. Yeah, your legacy that is left? He's on a planet that is not on Earth?

Yeah, on a moon, a crater. He literally gave her the moon, you know? Now, I know Carol's dead, but do you think Carol would be okay with a crater being named after her? My point was earlier. I don't think I'd want a crater. No, okay. Does the moon kind of spin? I don't think the moon's on space girl.

I don't know logistics. I thought we, I don't actually know. We move around it. I think it's all moving. I think the sun is the only stationary. Oh, my God. Do you have any astronauts? Oh, okay.

They're on the moon right now. There are some grounded. Listener up on the moon, eh? I can't all be up on the moon. Wi-Fi worse. Speaking of poor or babs, she hit us with this life admission where she had no option

but to call Dad for help. There was sun reflecting on my car the other day. No. And it made... Your outdoor transport music. Wait, this is how... Sorry, my fault. My fault is.

There was sun reflecting on my car and it was making the back light look like it was on. And I was like, why is it not turning off? Call Dad. Are you sure it's not the sun? I was like, no, it's not the sun. I've cut my hand around it.

Are you sure it's not the sun? I said, I've cut my hand around it. It's like it's not turning off. I've looked it up. I'm going to have to bring it to you. Anyway, the sun went down. It was the sun. So what I'm hearing is either you move back home until you're ready to fly the nest again.

Or we just, I don't know, start calling Rowan for advice. Don't call me, mate, no way. embarrassing. Anyway, Jess is renovating her house. It's nearly done, and she's pivoting her attention elsewhere. I'm a bit bored with all the structural things. So my mind... You're bored with the structure?

I'm bored with the structure, because I picked the tiles weeks ago. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, great, they're going in, but that's done. Mine's my fun bit. My fun bit's done. But I found... I didn't find. Lill found. Yeah. The greatest stool, I think that's ever been woven. Slow down. I don't know if it's...

I knew Babs would be on board. Babbs? I just went, oh my God. I knew you'd love them because would you not say they are the most whimsical stools you've ever seen in your life? I would say that, yes. Rowan, will you describe the stool? Jess, I hate them.

You don't have to live there, babe. What? I know. Do you want to describe the stool? Do you want me to get Babs to do it? I can describe a stool. It is like a wicker wood. Ratan.

Sorry, my fault. My apologies. But it's got this, like the back of it is a love heart. The backrest is a love heart, guys. They're so gorgeous. And the same. seat has a scalloped edge. How much is the stool?

$1,600 each. What is it? There's no way. That's too much for a stool. You can't be doing that. I understand that's a lot. I'm not that. Six and a half grand for Ford.

What I'm saying, Rowan, is that even right? One stool is 16. I need four, and then there's $800 shipping from the UK. It's like seven. My last car was six grand. With this heavy bill coming up, so worth it, by the way, they're beautiful stools. Maybe Jess can start doing circus tricks for tips to foot the bill.

I've learned to juggle. Do we have just a little card trick up our sleeve to be like, hello everyone. Just got three balls in her purse. Oh no, no, no, no. Hey guys, what are we talking about? Who cares? You want to see me juggles? The chick for the radio?

You know she was a clown? Pull out me nose. This week we passed 50 shows on air together. Rowan thought it would be a good idea to ask AI its thoughts on him and the show. That went well. Apparently people don't like the people pleaser persona. I was like... No, that's me, not you.

I don't care. That's Jess. I'm not on the record. Are they getting me mixed up with Jess? Apparently there's frequent rants about where Rowan vents his personal grievances such as being annoyed at a cafe or having problems with guys at the gym. To be fair, you did make a whole segment with an opener and all called Rowan Rants.

I was like, what the hell? Anyway, and then I went into Reddit. And apparently, and there's like a full subreddit. Or Ron Edwards. No, there's like a full-up Reddit of breakfast radio, and then there's Newcastle, and then it's people furious. And I was like, I went pretty... Uh, yeah.

We're in this together, babe. Mostly me. Okay. Mostly me. It's early days. It's early days. They don't know you. It's AI.

So also, AI has been known to hallucinate, so I don't know if it's wrong. And I was like, ah, this is fine. Reddit will be fine. I went to Reddit. No, they were people typing actual letters with actual words of hate. It's funny. I don't care. I'll use it as content. I'm sitting in bed later night going,

they hate me, they hate me, they hate me, hey, me, hey, me. Well, that's it from us. If you want to do something over the weekend, ask chat, GPT, its thoughts on the producers of the show. See you next week. Bye. That was the Jess and Rowan podcast. Maca's Bistro at Bernays Angus Range is here.

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