Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - The Producers Dairy | "What"

Episode Date: March 20, 2026

Producer Shy Guy and Producer Babs wrap up the week that was in their diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, what are we going to spin with Jess and Rowan? Babbs? What? So you're just going to drop the mic on bog and bounce like that? Jess hit us with what she described was a shark, but I don't think it is. What? Do that again. Do that again.

My two-year-old's into sharks at the moment. That's the sound we make. Still not a shark. Have you ever read a children's book about sharks? Have you heard a shark? Have you read a children's book about sharks? That feels like something you would say. say to a child about chomping.

Thank you. Okay. Jess has signed us up to a waiter race that's happening in a few weeks. We're really excited. And we wanted to know what you've been training for. Izzy was quick on 131060. What weird thing are you training for? Oh, God.

Whistling. Now what sparked this motivation? Because you could go your whole life without needing to whistle. Well, I wanted to prove a point to a friend. So this was like in January last year. Yeah, he could whistle, and I was like, I want to do that. You said last January, so it's been over 12 months. Can we hear your whistle now?

Better be good. Oh my God. Look, we've got a lot of practicing to do, and Rowan's already training for the big race on April 1st. I reckon what I can do is I can maybe put a dumbbell on my hand. The flat palm of your hand? Maybe a 25 kilo. Just really to get this.

All right, wrist-strand. No, but it'd be too heavy. But what I'm saying is, I'll get one of those trays and I'll put the dumbbell on it. Oh, so yes. For finger strength. Yes. Do you know who, Shagga, how's your wrists? Dexterity.

Some dexterity stuff from... I don't know. I don't know. Who of the four of us is going to let the team down? We should all say it at the same time. Oh yeah, let's all say it. After three. One, two, three.

Babs. You learn a lot on this show. Just gave us some names for boobs, Shagga and Rowan hadn't heard before. One of the funny nicknames. for boobies are fat bags. Really, they'd be real fat bags. Have you ever heard of fat bags? I've never heard of fat bags.

I don't know how often you hear fat bags. I went to an all girls high school man. We knew every nickname for Tartas under the sun. You got more? I like fat bags. Fat bags is a good one bag. You heard fun bags. You heard fun bags.

Tartas, rahas, jugs obviously. Zat bags. Bazookas. We love bazookas. For my itty bitty titty committee, you have the mosquito bites, the tea bags. Light switches. You're a real light switches.

Yeah, because you're flat and just your nips are your light switches. Rollins piss off the one guy in your street that you never want to piss off. The way I parked my car is just a little bit too close to where they put the letters. So he like... You mean the letterbox? Yeah, letterbox. And my car was too close to it. And he said, hey, can you not park your car there?

What, did he knock on the door to talk to you or he caught you one day? Oh, he caught me one day. He said, oh, by the way, can you not park your car there? And I went, um... Yeah, I'm going to part my car there. And he said, well, it's hard for me on my bike to put your letters in. Because does he want to stay on the bike? I said, but you put them in.

Yeah, but I don't want to get off. I said, well, I parked my car there in front of my house, so maybe you'll have to do that. And then the next day, my letters were clearly thrown at my house in a rubber band. I'm not joking. Clearly thrown at the house. All the fines and bills. I'm an idiot. There's no way I should be.

Don't kiss off the posting. Posties, cleaners, don't ever piss them off, guys. Postman patty, postman patty, postman patts, and his black and white pants. High controversy in the studio this week after producer Babs was accused of cheating during one of our games, and on Rowan's birthday? I wasn't.

Well, let's check the tape. It's Rowan's birthday. If anyone should be allowed to cheat, it should be him. Try it like me. Okay, go cheat then. I wasn't cheating. Okay. Oh, you didn't earth.

Your tones suggests that you were. Getting a little bit of a friend. Jess, this is a good thing. We did say, we, what the hell was that? Do you fart? Do you have a clown horn out there? Is that a clown horn, bro? No.

What was that squeak? Should I go, go out there right now and find out what that sound was. Shai go, get out there. She's got a, you know, like on the clown car. We said, we said jump in if you ever had anything to say, and I'm proud of you. Not do live sound effect. You're not doing the gear on the show, mate. I just moved by microphone and made it funny noise.

Do it again. From us, see you next week. Bye-bye.