Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - The Producers Dairy | "What are we doing?"

Episode Date: April 3, 2026

Producer Shy Guy and Producer Babs wrap up the week that was in their diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Jess and Rowan. Wrap up the week that was with The Diary. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Rowan? I like penises. Bannas. That's on, baby. We're back. All right, Babs.

That was taken out of context. There's little monsters everywhere, but there's a proper way to interact with him out in the wild. Jess should take a lesson from this. But I was taking a little doggy out for a wee-wee last night. You know, Angus does bedtime. I do do do doggy or he does doggy. Sorry? I do bed.

Look after the dog. Oh, you grow up. I do doggy. Don't say that, Matt. I look after the doggy. I look after the doggy. Okay, all right. Thanks for clearing that up.

So he was doing stories, so I look after the doggy. Good, good. And I'm standing there by the bushes, trying to encourage him to wait. Stop looking. I can't look at you in the eye. And a woman and man, a couple perhaps. We're also in the bushes? Look past me in the bushes.

She's wearing the Gar-Ga shirt that I own. I actually wore it for you today. Thank you. And I, you know, the size. It comes down. It's kind of dark. I've yelled out, yes, Gaga. It just came out of me. I was so thrilled to see a Gaga shirt in the wild. She was like, maybe she forgot she was wearing a Gaga shirt. Maybe she thought you were talking to the dog. Like, your dog's name was Gaga and he was

wean because you were trying to coach it and you're like, yes, Gaga. The guys really lost focus mid-break. As you can tell, Shaga wasn't really impressed. You got to let me fly. Pick up! You can't let me fly! It's a great movie, by the way. Isn't it such a good movie? Terry!

I do my first death pop! What movie is this? The other guys. Yeah, it's so funny. Mark Wahlberg, Wilfair. I reckon that might be Mark Wahlberg's best. It's a note here from Dirty Mike in the Boys. What are we doing?

Are we going to the movie now? We're doing the quote. No, we're doing the quote. No, we can do quotes. I'm very happy to keep quoting it. We could do quotes? No. Did you just yell America?

A lion? In the middle of the ocean going up against a 60-pound tuna with me and all my tuna friends, you lose that battle. You lose that battle. Every day you lose that battle. Did that go the way he thought it was? Nope. Day and no plane of shit.

All right, guys. 915. Let's have a great day, everybody. A dating coach came out with tips on how to guarantee a proposal within 90 days, which Rowan thought was ridiculous. But then Jess told us this. I'll be honest with you, Rowan. This is one of the other ones that's good.

After Angus. And we called a few people and we enjoyed some champagne. I did turn to him and say, when? What took you so long? Because we'd been together 18 months. And when you know, you know, and he goes, you know what he said to me, he goes, you wanted an emerald.

So I had to send people to Colombia to go find you emeralds. It took time. And I went, too shay, my friend. Is that what it was? The emeralds? Yeah, the emeralds, because he was going to propose in Italy, which had been maybe six months earlier. But he said, you wanted freaking emeralds.

I said, well, you've got me there, championi. So yeah, I actually would love that because I like, when you know, you know. 90 days, really? And he was my guy. People do gym challenges for the same time. Forget the vitamins and all that crap to live longer. I've got what you really need. What's your big longevity tip, you reckon?

Elevate. Elevate. Take moments in your life to elevate. For me, just put on a bit of lip gloss. Look yourself in the mirror and go, who am I doing this? for? For me, Rowan, for me. You know, I'm sick of you laughing, Babs. You got a tip.

I'm not taking seriously. Sorry, I'll put a frown on my face. Better. How are we improving lives in the Babs' book of wisdom? This will be good. Well, I'm eating used to burritos and watching Charles LeClaire. Years, Jess has lent hard into her Italian heritage, from the overconsumption of pasta to naming her child

after an Italian pizza. This week, we finally got her DNA test results back and can now reveal her true origins. First region at 1% French. French. French Canadian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what that means. So three other regions.

49% of you. That's a big chunk. Italian. 49. Yeah, which leaves one more little region. The French Canadian has taken from the Italian. What is it wrong? Maltese.

It's Maltese. It's Maltese. I genuinely, genuinely feel a weight off my shoulders. Thank you for taking that seriously. I can't believe you thought you would be anything different. I know, Rob. You know, people get in your head, and I just thought, if it was going to happen to anyone,

would have happened to me, built my whole identity around something. Oh, God, how good would it be if she was Russian? Well, that's it from us. See you next week. Have a good long weekend and happy Easter. See you Tuesday. Macca's Bistro Bernays Angus Range is here.

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