Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - THROWBACK | I can feel the bum in my hands

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

In this best of show: We recreate Jess's Fast & Furious fantasy, the Sarah J. Maas book craze that Ducko's into and we ask whats the worst smell you've ever smelt?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jess and Ducko. We're talking about Fast and the Furious, and so I am going to give you every leeway in the world, Ducko, because it's my favourite topic at the moment. Yeah, you're loving it. It's the most ridiculous franchise. This isn't really setting the tone, though. I appreciate this is a very famous song from the franchise, when Paul Walker, who stars in the Fast and the Furious movies up until movie six, he did Pass Away, and Charlie Puth

wrote this song, which is so depressing. That's a great song, though. Can you get it off? Because I want to talk about my sex life and this is really not setting the fine. To be clear, your sex life has something to do with Fast and the Furious. Correct. Family.

Oh God, Vin Diesel's voice. Letty! Okay, that scene is the best scene in cinematic movie history. Shut up. Michelle Rodriguez, who plays his girlfriend, Letty, gets flipped off a tank over a bridge on a highway, and Dom Toretto, aka Vin Diesel, launches himself off his car,

catches her mid-air, and then crashes into safety. It's unbelievable. You call that the best scene in cinematic history? Hands down. I lost it for me when they were driving on ice on submarines, and it's the most ridiculous, bonkers franchise. They are flawless movies. I love them so much.

But with a newborn obviously getting up in the middle of the night, I need to put something on the TV. You would watch this anyway. Don't put this on the child. Yeah, you're absolutely right. But I got into the – I put the first one on and then went, God, these movies are fun. And so my husband and I have watched all 10 now.

No way. They're up to 10. That's hard. Fast X is on Netflix at the moment and it ends, no spoiler, but with a cliffhanger. There's 100% Fast 11 coming. Jeez. Are they making money anymore? They have to be because they look like the most expensive films on the planet.

The number of car wrecks, like that's going to cost money. So they must be bringing money in. But I wanted to tell you because I've obviously been watching a lot of Vin Diesel and that voice, it's unbelievable. It's doing something to me. Family. Oh, God. It's a high octane, obviously, series.

It's just doing something to me. I don't have friends. I've got family. Oh, God. I'm not even that into cars, but it's just that the whole thing is sexy. Yeah. So I said to my husband the other day, I was like, I've got a bit of a... A request?

A bit of a Fast and the Furious fantasy. I want to act out with you, babe. You know, I've had all my checks from the pelvic floor physio. I'm good to go. Your ratings were scored well? 100%. Okay, good. And I said, look, that scene, I think it's in Too Fast, Too Furious, the second one.

Okay. Where Letty, as I said, the girl who does the main character. Letty! She's got these leather pants on, man. And she's got some junk in the trunk, Michelle Rodriguez. Oh, yeah, she does. She's got a nice booty there. She's in these tight leather pants.

And they're in the garage, so, you know. They're working out. They're greasy. It's greasy. I think I know what you're talking about. And his black Mustang is there. He's a souped-up Mustang. And he does the sexiest thing I've ever seen on film.

How can I describe this? Because he can't act, so I'm interested to see what he did. How dare you? He's a flawless actor. He should win an Oscar. He takes his large, muscular, mechanic-y hands. Yeah. Mechanic-y hands.

He cups Michelle Rodd-Leddy's bum. Beautiful. Like, scoops the curves of the bum. Yeah. To the point where he's almost holding the bum cheeks. And then hoists her up, basically, onto him, onto the car. Oh, yes. I do know what you're talking about.

Do you know that scene? Yes, I do. I'm getting a bit flustered. You are. You've certainly changed. The tone has changed in this room. I do know what you're talking about. Do you know that scene? Yes, I do. I'm getting a bit flustered. You are. You've certainly changed. The tone has changed in this room. I can feel the bomb in my hands. Lifts her up and they...

I said what, what? Okay. I said what, what? Sorry, mate. I was vibing it. Anyway, that's the sexiest scene. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Angus. So you wanted your husband... So I said to Angus... Cancel your meetings today, Gus. I said to my husband, Angus. Yeah. Father of my child. God, I'd love to recreate.

See, I'm going to go get some leather pants. I'll be Letty. You be Dom Toretto. You know what he said to me? What did he say? He goes. Wait, did he go family? He said, babe.

Yeah. We've got a Hyundai Santa Fe. We've got a seven-seater family car. Where do you want me to do? What are we doing here? How am I getting you on the hood of our Hyundais? This is going to work. Our hybrid, hybrid electric vehicle.

He also has a bad back, and I wouldn't want him to hurt that. He's got two back centers. And then where are you going to put your little Lucia, your child? Where's she going to go? She's in the car seat. We've got to keep our eyes on the newborn at all times. We can't just leave her in the house. She can watch Mummy and Daddy having a good time. Our garage is full of junk, so it's got to be either on on the newborn at all times. We can't just leave her in the house. She can watch Mummy and Daddy having a good time.

Our garage is full of junk, so it's got to be either on the street or in the driveway. We can't go in the privacy of the garage like Dom and Letty. But he really put a fire extinguisher on the fire. Yeah, on the fantasy. By saying our car wasn't sexy enough. I mean, if you were to do it without thinking that ahead first, would you have actually felt as sexy on your Santa Fe? I reckon we could have made a way.

If he could put that voice on, goddamn. Yeah. If he could do that and get you going. If he could do that and do the bum cup thing. And maybe wear a bald cap. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I like Angus. He's got a thick head of hair, Angus.

I don't mind. Okay. So maybe we're just. So you didn't get to do it? So, no, he's sort of, he's poo-pooed at our car. So maybe, maybe I'll hire a Mustang for the weekend or something. That's not bad. Because that appears to be...

Can you babysit? You can take Lucia and the dog. You know what I'll do? You know what I'll do? I'll be outside. I'll take the baby because that's the kind of friend I am. Thank you. But then I'll walk past with a boombox.

I'll be like... I'll just be outside. You guys done it yet? Lucia, shit ourselves. Too fast, too furious, baby. Jess and Daco. Yesterday afternoon, we had another intimate moment. Of course, we had the Murder on the Dance floor film clip I did last week.

That's right, where you pranced nude around the office to match the choreography in this new movie that's trending, Salt Burn. And yesterday, you thought, I'm going to return the favor for you, Jess. I want to add a little spice back into your life. Yeah. And you were able to coordinate. Yeah. A bit of a fantasy that I've had for a little while now.

People who say Mondays are dull, they're not. If you have a little bit of a V8 engine. Family. And a little bit of a Dom Toretto Fast and Furious reenactment, I shared with you that over the break I had binged all ten Fast and Furious movies. And I shared with you that I think that is horrible. Yeah. They're fantastic films.

They're not. If you hate fun, I get it. You're not going to like them. The first one's good. Mate, Tokyo Drift is a masterpiece. That's the third. That's the third. The first one's good. Mate, Tokyo Drift is a masterpiece. That's the third. That's the third. The first two are okay.

Exactly. Hey, man, Charlize Theron is sci-fi. She's a great villain. Let's not get into it. Mate, look, we don't have to because, and it's in one or two. I actually don't remember because I'm so just overwhelmed. Yes. The steam, the scene I'm talking about.

In movie one, there is a beautiful scene shared between Vin Diesel, who plays Dom Toretto, and Michelle Rodriguez, who plays his partner, Letty. And there's just a very steamy, sexy scene in the garage. There's grease involved. There's leather pants. And it's, I would argue, the sexiest scene in cinematic history where Dom Toretto scoops Letty up by the bum, picks her up,

and then they proceed to do what adults do. They get into it. They get into it. And I said to you, when I shared wanting to reenact that with my husband, he had one flaw in our plan, which was that we have a – You have a child. Well, no. Oh, no, that's not the problem.

It's that our car is a Hyundai Santa Fe seven-seater family car. Yeah. Doesn't really create the fast and the furious sexiness. Yes. That really requires – You needed a proper American muscle car. That's rightseater family car doesn't really create the fast and the furious sexiness. Yes. That really requires it. You needed a proper American muscle car. That's right. That's what you need.

So, I mean, the legends that are Hunter Super Cruise have rolled into the laneway behind my house. I gave them a call. I gave Hunter Super Cruise a call and I just said, hey, I need to film my radio co-host and her husband having sex on the front of the car. Can you help me while I also look after their child? I appreciate that Dave's question from Hunter Super Cruise was, I won't be having any denim studs or anything that could scratch the paintwork. I don't care what you do. But other than that, let's do it.

So, absolute legends. What a day for Dave. He's like, I usually take formal kids going to the formal around and we take some cool pics. In the cool cars. And instead it was me cruising to your house in a Chevy, rolling in red hot American muscle. It was a Monday afternoon. And Darko, you were a great director. I had to direct the scene. So you were part director, part babysitter. We did strap Lucia to your chest. Yeah, she was at the front of me and we had headphones on her because I had a megaphone I was directing. Didn't want to make her deaf or hurt her little ears.

Absolutely. But then she'd never worn headphones before. So then she was all earmuffs. She's not a rave baby. No. So then she was crying and then I was dealing with her crying while trying to direct you and your husband talking about the booty grab. Working parent, babe.

It was all happening for me. It was all happening on my end of the stick. And I knew because your husband, he plays along very well, I guess. He's a good sport. I knew I'd need to get him out of his shell. I need to really make him feel comfortable in the set. Yeah. You know.

The video is going to go up on our socials probably within the next half an hour. Absolutely. Jess and Ducko. And it's going to be quite interesting. Yeah. But a little behind the scenes peek. Obviously, you can't see my husband and I passion and getting into the mood. Because he committed.

Credit where credit's due. You guys just genuinely started tongue punching. There was so much tongue. I was like, okay. I mean, and getting into the mood. Because he committed. Credit where credit's due. You guys just genuinely started tongue punching. There was so much tongue. I was like, okay. I was like, okay. I mean, you could have just helped. My obstetrician warned me the other day that just because I'm breastfeeding, that is not contraception.

So be careful about potentially falling pregnant again if that's not what you want. Okay. But my goodness, must I say. He was, yeah, he's going for it. With the baby being looked after. Did you sort of just forget I was there? Kind of. I don't know how.

And the videographer. And the producer. And the promotions department. And the producer. Everyone's there. But a little bit of Ducko maybe directing, just so you can really get the feel. This is when we got the last take. You'd been scooped up.

We got the money shot. Got the money shot. I was excited. Yeah. Oh. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's the money shot.

That's what we call showbiz, Lucia. Let's get out of here. See you guys later. Can someone return the car? Me and Lucia walked off. That's right. Want to go get a yogurt pouch or whatever you enjoy. And that was that. I'm just taking myself back to that laneway.

Yeah, you were very into it. It was a dream come true. The guy with us from Hunter Super Cruise was like, oh, you guys are just taking photos of the car. I was like, not really, mate. No, that's not kind of happening. What's going to happen is she's going to come out and hook up and her husband's going to lift her up and put her on the bonnet

and I'm going to direct it. And he's like, okay, whatever you need. Okay, I'll just stand over here and watch. So a massive thank you to Hunter Super Cruise. That is my fantasy fulfilled. Yeah, that was great. It looks good. The video is going to be very funny.

Absolutely. When it comes out. Also, I hope great. It looks good. The video is going to be very funny. Absolutely. When it comes out. Also, I hope it's awkward too because there was a lot of awkward moments in that for us to watch on. You know what I mean? I forgot about you. That's what I do think about now,

actors on sets of sexy films or anything that requires lovemaking on a movie set. My God, more power to them that they can really sink into that moment and forget about the lights, the cameraman, the boom operators. And what I love is like for your child, you can always say, you know, you know where you were for her first words when she started crawling. But now it's where was she for your first sex scene?

She was right on Ducko's chest. She was in the laneway behind our house. So I've spoken about it a few times on the program, but briefly yesterday I spoke about how my wife was bringing her sister over to do the Sarah J Maas reading party. That's right. Producer Billy, big fan of Sarah J Maas. I'm currently reading the fantasy novels.

I'm two series out of the three in. Billy's up to date. This is a cult world. It's massive. So either you know it and you're all in or you have no idea. Like, that's me. Yeah, yeah. It's fantasy. It is... You described it yesterday as fairy porn. There is fairies that have a lot of sex. Yeah, absolutely. That's a big part of it. So your wife has flown her sister down so they

can sit quietly and read because they're at the same point in the series. They're having a reading weekend party. And I got a little taste of it last night when my wife came home from work. And, jeez, I tell you what, it's not fun for the person who's not reading the same book as them. They just sit around and read. And one of them, every other one of them goes,

and the other one goes, and then they say two things and they stop and they keep reading. Do they have to make sure they're keeping up with one another? Yeah, so they give each other to chapter three and then they stop at three and then they discuss.

And they go, all right, let's go to six. And they stop at six. And they have little breaks and they come out and they're both excited and talk to each other. And then I'm like, what? I'm so torn, Ducco, between loving this for them. Sisters bonding.

They chat. No one's watching the same thing these days, let alone at the same point in books or series. So how gorgeous for them. And at the same time going, this sounds so funny. So ridiculous. And so ridiculous. I'm going to try and test it over the weekend. Stop, you're ahead of me. going, this sounds so funny. So ridiculous. And so ridiculous. I'm going to try and test it over the weekend. Stop, you're ahead of me.

Wait, we've got to talk about it. And then one of them goes faster than the other, and they swap, and they get all excited and giggly. How many red wines did they go through? A bottle. Polished a bottle of red, for sure. Polished off, yeah. And what are you doing?

Are you just playing PlayStation quietly in the corner? Well, that's the thing. Are you going to watch the TV, or can we read in the living room? I'm like, well, if you're going to read, and I'm just alone in the house, can you read in another room? Can you go to the bedroom or something? There's the thing. Like, are you going to watch the TV or can we read in the living room? I'm like, well, if you're going to read and I'm just alone in the house, can you read in another room? Can you go to the bedroom or something? To be fair, there's two of them and one of you. You should have gone to the bedroom.

It was very, I found myself just like aimlessly wandering around. Just like kicking the skirting board. Genuinely. I didn't know what to do or where to go. It was like. What was Pam doing? The dog. Pam was just passed out asleep.

Just chilling out and enjoying life. She got into the red wine too. Yeah. Yeah. She was just relaxing. Oh, you must have been so like, someone play with me. It was boring. It was very boring. I'm like, I booked in like eight hours of golf this weekend because they don't care.

It's the one weekend I can be like, I'm playing golf on Friday, like today, and on Saturday. Morgan's like, yep, great, you do you. I don't want to see you all weekend. Can you not come home and just see when she notices? I don't think she'd care. I honestly don't think she'd care. I'm going to try and get away with you all weekend. Can you not come home and just see when she notices? I don't think she'd care. I honestly don't think she'd care. I'm going to try and get away with murder this weekend. You probably could.

I'm literally going to try and tell her, like, all these things. The dog's sick. I'm taking her to the vet and just see how far I can push her. I want to get you one of those inflatable Tyrannosaurus Rex costumes. Just see if you can walk into the living room, see if they look up and notice. Just be as weird as I can. Get nude at one point. I know your sister-in-law was there, but see if you can get nude.

Yeah, that'd be a little bit weird in front of the sister-in-law. I reckon you could get away with, yeah, right, absolute murder. Set the kitchen on fire. See if they notice. Here's the only thing I'm excited about for it, because the books are sexy, and they do have good, you know, good sex scenes. I'm now at a point where I'm at in the series where I've discovered this. And I'm like, oh.

And it's making, as I look back on the last few months, maybe year, it's making a lot of sense. Are you telling me it's infiltrated your bedroom life? Correct. What I'm telling you, look at producer Billy out there with her head down, bowed in shame. She's just like hiding. She's in a relationship.

She gets it. How much has your sex life spiced up since you got into this series, producer Billy? Be honest. All right, I apologize. That's just a yeah. Okay, well, we're learning that about Billy. I'll ask you, Duggo.

Tell you what. How do I say this politely on the radio? Take your time. Morgan started venturing into things that I didn't know. I've been with her for 12 years and I was like, where'd that one come from? You know what I mean? Is that too much information?

I could be overstepping. Not at all. I love this for you. So I have then started reading. I'm like, ah. Hang on, wait a minute. I see. I see.

How much venturing into new territory? Like, are we talking fairy dress up? No, no, no, no, no. Not dress up. Not dress up. Just like, you know. How in-depth are these books that she's learning new tricks? So in-depth that I can't.

Does she want you talking about this? I can't. Probably not. But she's not going to hear it. She's too busy reading. Yeah. Anyway, that's the only positive. She's learning new tricks.

Did you notice pretty just shy guy left the room? I did. Yeah. And Billy's like out there hiding behind her computer. Yeah. Anyway, that's the only positive. She's learning new tricks. Did you notice Pretty Just Shy Guy left the room? I did, yeah. And Billie's like out there hiding behind her computer. Okay, I'm the only one admitting it, but every Sarah J Maas reader out there will know now. They'll get it. They'll get it. How do you get into these books? It's not the best thing to read right before you go to bed if you read a sexy scene because

you're like. It's not a wind down series. Well, normally it's okay, but then you read one of those and you go. And it was, I read one the other night and I was like, it all makes sense. That's where she learned it. Yeah, I one the other night and I was like, it all makes sense. That's where she learned it. I looked over at Morgan and I was like, you think I'm a fairy. You're treating me like a fairy in the best possible way. Hey, and you know what?

I'm not mad about it. Not mad about it. Can you reach out to the author and thank her? Yeah, I will. I want to see if you get a reply and see if she goes, yeah, I get this a lot. What's the worst smell you've smelled? Oh, yeah. This can be anything.

Anything you want, pet related, baby related, just you, maybe your own BO. I'm sure as soon as you said that phrase, Ducco, you know, in someone's mind, yeah, I know exactly. I know what it was. This really came in. Because it's triggering. Isn't smell the most like finely tuned sense with memory? It's one of those things, so I'm sure that's conjured up some feelings. Yeah, absolutely.

Well, this comes off the back of yesterday when I, at this very time, I believe, spoke about my dog, Pam. The love of your life. Lovely. You are happily married, but no, your dog is definitely... Stop, Pam's the love of my life. Yeah, she's a bull Arab cross Doberman rescue dog. Yeah, she's a bitzer.

Yeah, she's beautiful bull Arab cross Doberman rescue dog. Yeah, she's a bitzer. Yeah, she's beautiful. But she's anxious. Your eyes genuinely glaze over when you talk about her. Oh, she's just so special, little Pam. I give her a kiss. I give her a kiss before I leave to go to work, and I don't give my wife one. I thought about that this morning. Because when I left, she was on the couch, and I gave her a kiss.

And then you know what my dog did? She put her head- Why was she on the couch? Did you guys have a fight? You usually sleep together. In summer, she sleeps on the couch. It's too hot to sleep with Diddy. Oh, she was on the couch and I gave her a kiss. And then you know what my dog did? She put her head. How was she on the couch? Did you guys have a fight? You usually sleep together. In summer, she sleeps on the couch. It's too hot to sleep with Diddy. Oh, she needs her space.

She was on the couch and I gave her a kiss and then she put her head under the pillow. Like, go away. It's so early. Oh my God. Sweetheart. Anyway. It is such a one-way love. It is.

You love her so much more than she loves you. I know. I know. Yeah, she's got me around her finger. But she was the cause of the worst smell you've ever felt. She was the cause of the smell. Because've ever smelled. She was the cause of the smell because I said this. So then Pam vomits. It's all over her mat.

She then goes to sleep on the other side of her mat and just goes, oh, I'm going back to bed. Daddy can deal with that when we get home. Daddy can't get off the highway and he's stuck in the car. There's no exits. There's nothing I can do. So I'm just stuck in this car with this vomit. Stench?

Oh, yeah. It was starting to go. I'm opening the windows, but then you're stuck in traffic and it's petrally and, you know. So I'm just breathing it in, loving life. Beautiful. And then Pam wakes up probably about 45 minutes later. She slept it off? She slept it off.

She sees the vomit and goes, no. No. And then she starts eating the vomit that she's just vomited out like 45 minutes before. And then she vomited that vomit out. Yeah. It's a bit of a vicious cycle. It smelt like the analogy I used is like when you do a long plane flight, let's say you're going to LA or something,

and the hostess opened the door, and apparently it's the worst smell you can ever smell. Because it is that thing. I remember thinking going into the bathroom after my dad growing up, being like, how have you withstood that, sir? When your dad has just dropped a bomb. Legit. But I think it is one of those things.

If you're sitting in it for long enough, you become acclimatized. But your wife opening the door upon your return back home, she would have been punched in the face. Yeah, she was like, that is disgusting. With that stench. We had to wash her dog mat like three times and clean the car out twice. God. It was gross.

So begs the question, 13, 10, 60, worst smell you've smelled. That's right, 13, 10, 60. For me, Duncan, we went away last week, and it was a warm week, warm week. Now we have a three-month-old, and my husband's really good at this, but I'm not. He remembers to empty the nappy bin if we're going to be away for a little while. I had changed Lucia, my daughter, that morning,

so there was a lovely, lovely full nappy in the nappy bin. Now, the nappy bin's unbelievable. The seal, you can't smell anything. But when you open it again to put another one in, oh, my God. I can imagine. Our house isn't very well insulated, so it gets hot. It gets so hot. So that thing had been cooking for like 72 hours.

It was so bad. It was bad. I can't. So that's my nomination for the worst smell I've ever smelled. That's good. That's not a bad one. Can I nominate another one? I don't think it's as bad.

Okay. When you floss your teeth and then you smell the dental floss, like if you get it close to your nose, have you ever done that? Why are you smelling the floss? I don't intentionally do it, but it's like sometimes if you get. You're telling me the either side of it's so long it's getting up near your nostrils? Well, I don't know. Maybe I'm flossing wrong. But if you ever smell dental floss after you floss

your teeth, why is everyone laughing at me? Do you know what I'm talking about there? It's not even after. You're saying jury. Producer Billy, can you please tell me why boss Jase is vomiting out there? Billy, do you know what I'm talking about? Yes? Okay. Thank you so much. Surely. Well, I mean, when you put it through, does it not go near your nose?

Like when you're near the front? I don't think my teeth gunk is as fragrant as yours. I'm not getting the wafts. That's making me feel really bad. Oh, God. I thought that was one of the most commonly known things. Look, 13, 10, 16. What's the worst smell you've ever smelled?

If you can back up your floss, by all means, get involved. We've got $500 cash to give away. We're talking the smelliest smells. Back me up on the floss front, please. Brush your teeth more. I don't know what the problem is here. I need to floss more, though. That's fair.

What's the smelliest smell you've ever smelled? It smells like Bigfoot's dick. Okay. Ducko, you're... Who put that there? Producer Shy Guy's working me out a bit. Ducko, you're... I'm like, okay, 818, all right.

Ducko, your nomination came from the love of your life. Pam, my dog. Not your wife, your dog. No, yeah, because she vomited in the car and then fell asleep, then ate the vomit, then re-vomited the vomit, and I was stuck on the highway with it driving like a 10-hour drive, just me and her. So it's marinated in the heat, on the drive.

Yeah. Foul. Foul. Producer Billie has a nomination. She's, you know, unfortunately has to deal with the office fridge quite often. Billie, what's the worst smell you've ever smelled? Well, it was said office fridge quite often. Billie, what's the worst smell you've ever smelled? Well, it was said office fridge. I had to clean it out before the Christmas break,

which was like probably two weeks. Someone had left, I think it was tuna and vegetables, in the fridge and it had turned radioactive. So it was in a Tupperware or something? It was in a beautiful glass Tupperware. It looked lovely, to be fair. And when I opened it, it literally was driving all the staff out of the kitchen. So I had to clean it out.

But it honestly. That's where that audio is from. That's our entire office. Oh, I love that. And, Abili, before we let you go, you spell dental floss, right? Oh, yes, I have. I'm a bit ashamed to say I have, but I have. And I understand.

I get it. It's stinky, your floss. Oh. I just weaned out. We might need to get a dentist on tomorrow, Shiger. I produce a Shiger because there's something going on with these two's mouths. I don't, yeah. Can't be normal.

13, 10, 16. Nathaniel's on the line. Good morning, Nathaniel. Hey, there's something going on with these two's mouths. I don't, yeah. Can't be normal. 13, 10, 16. Nathaniel's on the line. Good morning, Nathaniel. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate. Smelliest smell you've smelt. The leg of a dead kangaroo that had been festering in the back of a semi-trailer. Sorry, just the leg.

Yeah, just the leg. Where was the rest of the kangaroo? We don't know because it was a bunch of firewood that was being delivered from Queensland. So it's been scooped up? Yeah, from Queensland to Central Coast. So it was pretty rank. It was the first time I'd ever thrown up from a smell.

Oh, wow. Yuck. Oh, you win. That is disgusting. And to see it and go, what is that? It's the leg of a dead kangaroo. That's a skinny-looking decomposing twig in my firewood. Thank you, Nathaniel.

Oh, that's gross. Alicia on 131060, good morning to you. Good morning and welcome back, guys. Thank you so much, babe. Great to be back. What's the smelliest smell you've ever smelled? So my daughter's vomit that consisted of spaghetti bolognese followed by a bottle of milk.

Okay. Did that go in together at the time and then came out at the time? So she had spaghetti bolognese for dinner and an hour later or so before she went to bed, she had the bottle of milk. Oh, it's mixed up. And it was in her bed and she has long, thick, curly hair. So dealing with the aftermath, like honestly, I would have rather

picked up dog poo. Oh my God. Milk was a bad choice. You're throwing that mattress away, surely. That's going to be deep, deep in the mattress. I don't know what it is.

Tell me about milk and sour milk and it makes me gag. Who's having a glass of milk? Grow up. Good for you, mate. I know she said it was a kid. I reckon producer

Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. You scream, who's a glass of milk guy? You drink a glass of milk energy. Who's a glass of milk guy? Are you joking? Producer glass of milk. No way, mate. You scream, who's the glass of milk guy? You drink a glass of milk energy. Who's the glass of milk guy? Are you joking? Yeah. Produce a glass of milk.

Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? Not at all. Anyway. Wendy, good morning, Wendy. Shut up, Ethan. Hi, how are you? Hi, Wendy. We're fantastic.

Do you smell your dental floss, Wendy? First of all, you smell that? I know I haven't, but I'm going to now. Yeah, do it. Everyone do it tonight. After you floss tonight, Wendy calls back tomorrow, tell us if it stank. But right now, what's your nomination for the smelliest smell you've ever smelled?

Okay, so mine is a vegan fart. My partner's strictly vegan and he is so proud of it. Like, it's like he's like, every time he farts, it's like, yeah, that's gut health for you. Is that the lentils and the tofu and the beans? It is disgusting. But I come home from work and I got out of my car. He was inside watching telly.

And I got out of my car and I could smell this stench. And I thought some drain had leaked somewhere. And his fart had actually travelled from the lounge room out to the driveway. You could cut it like a knife. That is impressive. The open air didn't even dissipate the smell. Oh no, but the first time I smelt it when we were dating we were in the car and he did it. And I was horrified but he was really proud because that's a sign of gut health there. It is good for the microbiomes, you know.

You've got that smell. No, it's rotten. There's something dead in here. That bad of a smell cannot be good. But it's also when you do that, like, veg or vegan diet, so many beans, man. There is a lot of beans. Beans, beans and musical fruit.

Alana, let's wrap this up because I'm starting to feel queasy. 13, 10, 60, what is the smelliest smell you've ever smelled? I work in childcare. So on a very, very hot day, the bins out the back, they've got over 100 to 200 nappies. And if the big man doesn't collect them, then it is rotten. There are thousands. You're right, Alana.

My worst was one that had baked in the heat in our house over a warm nap. Imagine 200 more nappies. And the worst is like, that's your own child, so you can cop it. But Alana's got a bunch of random kids, and she's just smelling all their poos. There's no, you know, DNA, biological connection with those smells. Yeah, there's no love connection. It's just purely other. That's rotten.

Oh, just a dumpster full of nappies. Thank you, Alana. Thank you to everyone. Before we let you go, Alana dumpster full of nappies. Thank you, Alana. Thank you to everyone. Before we let you go, Alana, do you dental floss? Situation that you smell that? Yeah, I do. And it stinks? Yep.

And so does my five-year-old. What? What? Yeah, it's a thing. We're getting a dentist on tomorrow. I think we need to get a dentist on because I can't imagine that is a sign of good things happening in your mouth. No.

And Shaga, you haven't been hit yet by a Jess fart? No. When they come in here. I'm getting so many warnings about you, Jess, around the office. I know, right? You wait until I go back to my natural deodorant phase. Don't be around to wet your fart. I don't go survive the natural deodorant phase.

I didn't come in the next day, though. Jess and Ducko in the morning.