Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - Whimsical

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

Jess enrolls the team into an event, Producer Babs has a blog for us and what's going on with finding floor plans in boxes of Cadbury favourites?Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Try the big Brecky Range with Honey Sirracha today. Only at Maccas. Here we go. Welcome to the Jess and Ron podcast. Yo, what up everybody? Welcome. Thank you for always following. Thank you for hitting the five stars.

Thank you for helping us out and supporting the show and listening to the podcast. What are you doing after the show today? Going straight to the gym. Oh, yeah. What time would that take you to? Well, we have the meeting. So I guess I'll probably get to the gym. I normally get there around about 10.

I'll probably get there a little after 11. I'll do the session. After 12, probably go home, make some food. And then I reckon a whole bunch of homeland. How set in stone is the making the food? It's made, so it's done. It's done. So I just prepare the food.

I've got two meals today. But I was going to eat alone. Oh, what do you got? I got a nourish bowl. And another thing that I don't actually know what they're serving. What's the nourish? I could come for a nourish bowl. You want to come for a nourish bowl?

But I don't want to wait till after your gym. But I have to wait till after your gym. Maybe. Ah, drat. Because then it's... Trat. What time? I was going to go after our meeting.

But you've gone meeting gym eat. Yeah, sorry. I'm going to go meeting eat. No, I have a schedule. Sorry. No, no. Another time. We'll nourish another time.

What's the other one you're doing? Yeah, I don't actually know. I know which venue I have to go to, but I don't know what their offering is. What's the venue? Can you do it? The ridges. Oh, so maybe like, so you go in there by yourself? I am.

What time, you reckon? Well, after I eat the nourish bowl, I was going to go there and eat there. Straight to the ridges. There's a lot of food to be consumed on this content journey I'm on. I'm going to pump the whole thing at once. I'll come with you if they work out. Okay, fabulous. Why don't I just keep touching base with you?

Yeah, please. Yeah, please. Fabulous. If they're like a grilled meat or something, I'm into it. I assume it would be because of the location. It might be a fish. Oh, even though. I'll do a different option because I don't eat seafood, but you're a fish boy.

Yeah, I'd love a fit. Because I need to get some omegas. Need to get some omegas? Three or six? I always get confused, which is the one we need. Three. Anyway, we'll circle back. Enjoy the show.

Welcome. We've got for Jess and Rowan. In 2026, something new for breakfast. Do you know Jess? Don't that help? What do I care if you piss on me? You'll get to know Rowan. Oh, no.

Take it the Hobbits to six, seven. Shut up. Tomorrow. It's going to be good. It's going to be fine. Anything could happen. Most of it probably will. That squawking fatty.

And Rowan. You like what I did then. This is Jess and Rowan. This is going to be good. Welcome to Tuesday morning. The pre-hump to Wednesday. We're doing a pre-hump, guys. Thought of that then.

Let me know if you like it. And I was just about to say, good morning skin. Oh, yeah. But now with pre-hump skin, it's all getting a little. Why, because of the shave? Yes. I'm seeing a lot of flesh. You're welcome.

It's my awful little show at a moment for you. You have had a close shave, my friend. Was it getting itchy? Yeah, but I also find on the cameras because it's not so thick. It looks like I just haven't washed my face. So I just get rid of it. Oh, it's giving dirt. Giving dirt.

It's giving young ruffian who's just rolled around in the mud and then come on to the radio show. I respect that and I love that you're looking back at your own vision. How can I improve? How can I make it better? constantly. Love that for you. And I kind of, I think I like shaped it a little bit.

So basically on the camera, it looked like I had actually missed a bit on my face. Okay. Let's just get rid of it. Just get rid of it. Are you not missing the mo? That was a slip a few weeks ago and you've not really put your back into bringing her back. Well, I thought about it. It's always the last bit to go.

It's always like to go. But there is like a strip in my moe from the slip that I now feel. think looks weird, so I prefer to have it all gone. Yeah, fair. You know what I mean? Just you need to regenerate. Yeah. All right.

How are you? Couldn't be better. Oh, good, really. Well, couldn't be better. It's a big statement. Yeah, that's a bit of a lie. But I'm a big believer in B as you wish to see. Oh, that's smart.

And whilst I have sleep deprivation issues, a two-year-old in my life. You know? Who wants to lose about that? Wanted your lemons for me today. 100%. Great lemons, babe. When I need a little injection. You put the lemons on.

I put the lemons on. Squirt in your eye. I have got more fruit on my clothing than not. So it's not hard to find the garment that does make me feel that dopamine hit. Did you ever lean into that? The dopamine dressing phase? I think COVID sparked that. No.

Where it's all grim and depressed. We're like, ah, let's shy guy I can see out of the periphery of my eye, just shaking his head. Dopamine dressing is a thing. Babs, do you remember this trend where people were leaning into colour and pattern and texture to get their kicks? Not really. I like to wear a lot of black, so. Yeah, me too. I swear I didn't make that up.

You ever heard of dopamine dressing? Well, the problem is my life was really driven in my 20s by dopamine, so it wouldn't have changed. It wouldn't have changed. Nothing would have changed. And you're not a trend guy. You just march into the beat of your own drum. Yeah, whatever I want. Dopamine dressing refers to the idea of wearing clothing or accessories that make you feel happy and confident.

Is that the Google AI summary? No. It's from housewarming.com. Isn't that just feeling good in what you're wearing? Oh, welcome back, shy guy, by the way. Morning. Oh, how have we spent so? No, no, you're right.

I just went, hey, I don't want to welcome him back. I don't need a welcome. You know what? Such a smooth reintegration, poo-pooing something that I believe in, bright, fruit-based clothing. You're allowed to believe in it and you're allowed to practice it. You just wrong them. No, no, no, no, there's nothing wrong about it. I just didn't do it myself.

And I love what you're saying, feeling good in what you're wearing. This is purposely fine. in garments that sparks something in your creative, spiritually, happiness-wise. You wear khaki a lot, darling. If you miss it, you don't dopamine. I don't wear khaki. You missed it last week. Shy guy was bullying Jess and was probably...

Is that why he took yesterday off? He's like... He needed a day to regroup. I need to let it simmer. Well, I saw that you want to, you've got to follow up with the team, so I was wondering that maybe it's just shy guy. Yeah. Before 7 o'clock, there's some audio I need to replay.

Yep. because steps have been put in motion behind the scenes that affect us all. Okay. Well, after seven, remember how I said the great Henry from Clostas Hyundai? Because I wanted to get a new car. And I unfortunately said Henry was 5.3. He isn't. That's what I call everyone who should have to me.

He texted us going, guys, I can give you a hand with the cards, but I'm not 5.3. It's what I'm like, come on on Tuesday. Be careful what you say through the big stick, Rowan. Because people be listening. I know it feels like you and me. alone sometimes? I actually find that's the best part. I forget.

That is the most part of it. Me too. Particularly before the sun has risen. That's the best part. Agreed. You're going to do another rental update. So normally guys, we put this on the board, but we don't get to it for three weeks.

So that's at 8 o'clock. So standby, we might talk about that. Yeah, I want to tell you, Rowan, about the defence system. I want to implement in the house. The defence, like security? Yeah. Okay, so that's never happening. We're never talking about that.

Just find a way to get out of that. Oh, next, guys, seriously. This story, Shygrove brought to us on emails yesterday. It could be my favourite of the year. Oh, my God. Could be. Have we peaked? Maybe.

This is Jess and Rowan. You might be hearing mogging and looks maxing. We spoke about it a couple of weeks ago. We're going to bring back the looks maxing. I've already forgotten what those terms meant. I don't have enough real estate in my brain. I thought I was cool enough and I've already forgotten what looks maxing is. I don't know it.

I keep seeing the guy. There's like a guy on mine. Is there a guy? As a one we all want to look like? No, is he started it. Okay. Now we're all, everyone's trying to, the maxing is coming. Anyway, we talk about it.

Is his name Max? His name? I know. Great name. Clav. We don't make fun of names. It's 2026. Well, I didn't even know if he's name.

It could be a nickname. Could be like a Zizz situation. Also, he's come back. Remember Ziz? I thought Ziz time. He's dead, but his spirit has come back. Come on, bro. He's dead.

How dare you? Yeah, what do you mean? Brother chest brow. You're the one who just said. He came back. Pardon me. I thought I went on his funeral. Who comes back from the dead?

His spirit has got. Apparently he was the first look maxer. Sorry, why are we talking about this? We're meant to be talking about this at night. That's my bad. All right. We will get to that. We'll get to that.

See our fight up, man. Yeah. Because, yes, you're passionate and I love to see a passionate Rowan. Guys, it is actually bigger news. In New York, plastic surgeons are using material from dead people on new patients. fat filler. They're taking fat from the deadies and they're putting them in the bods.

I don't know how I feel about it. Because I am a registered organ donor. If you are a registered fat donor and you give your body over to your plastic surgeon, is it okay? That's a good point. As long as I think the dead person, what's the word I'm looking for?

A consented. Oh yeah, yeah. That's an interesting way to look at it. Tell me how to feel about it. It's like, it's kind of like when you go fishing for those big fatty tunas. The bigger the fatty, the more... You've seen that show, Wicked Tuna?

Crazy show. That's one of the only reality shows I like. Really? My husband got me on to that. I was watching over his shoulder one day. I said, take your headphones out. I think I'm into this show. This is what I'm confused about is, is what deadies are you allowed to take the fat

from? And if you're really fit, you wouldn't be worth much to the community. Well, no, absolutely. But if you were fat fat, like you'd be like catching the big wild tuna. Because you know, a lot of the... I am absolutely speaking out of turn here. You've had this procedure. 04-8-8-1069.

The fat thing. Well, what dead person is messaging the show? No. Oh, you mean the life person. Yeah, come on, man. If you've had it from the dead person.

No, what I meant is if you've had fat transfer, I've heard they take it from like the thigh. Yeah, and chuck it in. Chuck in the lip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's your own fat to mitigate your body rejecting. Because you know organ rejection, that sort of thing. So how do you make sure the fat in the lip from the.

dead guy doesn't get rejected. I don't know. Well, it says that... Start spouting out me nose. This New York plastic surgeon, Sachin Shiradi, said, people are just paying for the convenience. And I always looked at that.

I was like, what's the convenience? But I don't know. But if it's not coming out of your body, there's no healing from that part, you just can chuck it in the boobs. If he's had to put a big tube in my fat thigh, suck out my fat. Put that in the underwrite to give me more of a youthful appearance, my thigh's going to be sore.

But if the dead woman doesn't need her fat anymore, I found it. Suck it at her. What typically happens is people donate their bodies to science. Yes. That's wrong. Donate to science and profit, interesting. Yeah, no, that's the thing, isn't it? It's either medicine or science. Yeah.

Usually it's for medical research. Do you know you've been given to a plastic surgeon? Well, the organ's going to donation or scientific research, yes. Tissue banks also harvest the fat cells from dead people's admins, though tiger aesthetics, which is the guy's business, that sounds a bit insane. Tiger esthetic. Bies it. They buy the fat and they use it.

Oh, that's all right. So I die. I want my body sent to medical research to cure an ailment. They might go. But some of my chunky thighs. Yeah, they're like, give those thighs. Give it those thighs. Suck the thighs out of them.

We'll sell them. And I'm dead. What do I care? Put them into Jennifer, make a boobs big. Maybe Jennifer wants, give me Jess's dead thighs. You know what one of the funny nicknames for boobies are? Fatbags. Really, they'd be real fat bags.

Have you ever heard of fat bags? I've never heard of fat bags. I don't know how often you hear fat bags. I went to an all-girls high school man. We knew every nickname for Tartars under the sun. You got more? I like fat bags. Fat bags.

I've heard fun bags. You heard fun bags, there's fat bags. Tartas, rahas, rugs obviously. Sandbags. Bazookas. We love. I love bazookas. For my itty-bitty-titty committee, you've got the mosquito bites, the tea bags.

Light switches. You're a real light switches. Yeah, because you're flat and just your nips are your light switches. This is Jess and Rowan. Apparently, we're all given away our age by the way we text, Rowan. Really? There's a few text etiquettes that have been called out, the young ones, shining their spotlight on us millennials going, oh my God.

Well, we were texting before they were bored, so we actually know how to text more than then. Thank you. We grew up in the era of texting. You guys just doing your own thing. My first phone had the buttons. Yeah, mine too. And then I had to graduate to the keypad.

Oh, God, I was so iPhone resistant. I remember going on the record being like, won't catch on. I said the same thing about Facebook. This is on brand. I said the same thing about Instagram. I'm such a late, late adopter of tech. But you're right. We were here first.

We were here first. You guys can do your own thing. It's fine. You can do your own thing. But it's so funny how cyclical tech is, isn't it? I remember being in primary school watching my mum type on the computer, the home desktop, thinking, you are the fastest woman alive. And now I see her type. I swear she's doing the index fingers one at a time.

I went, wow. What are we doing, ma. How I've eclipsed you. My two-year-old already a faster tester than me. Yeah. What are we doing? What are we doing? But it's a few dead giveaways that Gen Zias have noticed.

But millennials have piled on going, I don't care. This is part of our culture. I don't care. Someone's saying, I will never use the emoji smiley face, the little yellow guy. I'm sticking with my colon open bracket. Who said that? Till the day I die, a millennial.

A millennial is saying, I don't want your emojis. Don't want your little yellow characters. To be fair, that is slower, probably. Yeah, but they're saying, you know, I'm going to lean into it. Don't judge me. Someone has said, I refuse to use the edit, functional. after I've sent a text. Now you know how I feel about proof reading.

Well, that's ridiculous. I use that every day. They like to go back with a second message, asterix. I do that. And correct the word that they misspelled. It depends on how long the text. If it's like three words and I messed up one of the words, I'll just do that with the aster at the end.

Do you know what's funny? I also... Actually faster probably. Yes. Exactly. I actually think that is faster. And I also find it amusing. Well, I think it might be amusing for the other person to see how many times I got it wrong.

You know how your iPhone would be like, All the time. Duck. Duck. Duck. Mother. Ducker. Exactly. Yes. Someone has said, I'm not getting rid of woot. Were you over a woot kid?

I never said a woot. This might be particularly feminine. Instead of going like, whoop-whoop, you would say W-O-O-T. And how would you? Give me some exciting news. Text me some exciting news, shy guy. Passers half price at Harris Farm. Thank you. Woot. I had nothing.

Thank you for that. I was happy to let him sit there and for the cold place. I wouldn't have it just a sit and just, yeah, like, Cochley play. I had to jump in. Someone has said, oh, what's a dead giveaway for millennials is that they use punctuation and complete sentences. The full stop at the end of sentences is so aggressive. I have heard this before.

Gen Z think punctuation is aggressive. Grow up. What are they teaching in schools these days, Rome? I hate to think. And this one, oh my God, I'm not done this for a while because I message auto-correct. No. Sorry. I message auto-corrects.

So unfortunately, you can't get away with this as much. It has to be really purposeful. But give me some more exciting news. And this is what I might reply with my absolute unbelievable. My mind's blown. I'm so thrilled. Buy one ham. Get another mortadella free.

You just smash the keyboard. So it's like, SK, SKJ, exclamation mark, at emoji. A series of numbers. I love doing it too. Just like you're palming it. Yeah. It's hard to do on iMessage, though, with that keyboard. Pad.

Thumbing it away. Thumbing it away. But apparently that's a dead giveaway. I think we're doing pretty good, I think. I think we're doing all right. You're understanding what we're putting down. I can't understand the language these young ones. What's with the whole punctuation is aggressive?

Babs, I'm going to have to defer to you. We've had this conversation before. Why do you think a full stop is aggressive? I don't know. She's very jarring. So you agree with it? Yeah, I do. I think it's aggressive.

And she's a prolific reader. Like, she's around punctuation a lot. But she thinks in a text message when I go, hey, how are you? Question mark. Oh, Jesus Christ, punctuation. You're getting fired. Could be.

You never know. Again. Not again. Full stop. Oh, we haven't had that talk. This is Jess and Rowan. So are you across looks maxing? Listen, you've said it three times this morning and I'm nodding like, yeah.

I got no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, I don't really know it either. But it's basically people trying to make themselves look better. Oh, Max out there, look. Yeah, maxing, exactly. Oh. Totally. There's a guy named Marvin.

I'll show you some photos, Jess. Obviously, this is an audio medium you can't see if you're driving your car. Marvin? Marvin is just doing a bit of a fit young man. Yeah, Marvin's just doing like basically skincare routines and workout routines. And the new gen are calling it maxing. This, that maxing. In this case, it looks maxing to make himself look peak as he calls it.

Look peak. All right. Are they just looking after their bodies and. skin. Literally what it is. And came up with a name for it. Why can't they just go with the things we've called stuff? Yeah.

There's got to be a new brand for freaking everything these days. I can't keep up. Yeah, he's saying, getting that look is when a man peaks, he's gone from an, this guy's also gone from an unsatisfied carpenter working nine to five to an online entrepreneur. Now, this feels there in manosphere. It does feel man, men, men, men, men, men. And is he sort of saying, when I was a car, carpenter. Maybe my life was a bit humdrum, so I was satisfied with what?

My looks at a fine. Now he's washing his face. He's an online entrepreneur. You get a, you get the right cleanser rolling. It'll change your life. Yeah, that's the world of looks maxing. I'm still searching for it and I'm 34. I mean, if he knows, you'd send it this way. I wouldn't mind saying it. I'm just using the same. He's got a very chiseled cheek. I reckon he's got a guashua in his routine also. There's also another one on the other end of inspection called hard maxing, which is they called the bone smash, which I'm finding hard to do.

Sorry. There's a lot of terminology being thrown around here. They bone smash or have jaw surgery to ascend. That's the root. That's not me making up. They ascend to a new level of look. Of hotness. Jaw surgery.

You make it sharper. Bone smash. We do love a jaw. If he just focused on some lymphatic drainage, he would get more jaw definition. He didn't need to smash his bones. Funny you say about the lymphatic drainage. There he's doing the neck lymph opener.

20 reps of that. You massage downwards to. Open up your lymphs. You can do that on the neck. You can do it along the jawline. You can do it internally. You get your hands and your thumbs within your own mouth. Some massage therapists offer that.

They'll massage you internally. They give you the nymph opener. Yeah. Wait. Lymph. Whoops. Indeed, that sounded wrong. Yeah.

Let's get a bit late for that, Jack. Looks, Maxing has given them a rule book on what makes a successful male. Guys, you don't. No, there's no rules. You don't need to be. Beauty's on the inside, guys. Don't need to be 8% body fat and hitting your neckline. You don't have to be doing that guy.

No. You can still be successful. In his own vernacular, he mogues everyone he meets. So now we're back to mocking. Is this what Babs tried to explain the other day? We learned this the other week. Yeah. Yeah, you use the word learn like it's stuck, shagai.

Yeah, mugging is like, I think walking around peacocking like you're better than people because you have maxed yourself, maxed your looks out. That's a fine line, isn't it? Confidence to arrogance. We can feel good within ourselves. and I want everyone to feel that way. But we don't need to be walking around looking down our chiseled noses at other people.

Looks maxing. Looks maxing. I think if you have a child... Like, I don't hate the philosophy of trying to look and feel your best. That's fine. That's great. If you want to call it looks maxing, you can. I prefer you didn't, but sure.

Sure. If you have a child at home, a teenager at home that said they're looks maxing, just sit them down. I go, hey, what are you doing? Hey. Oh, you're just washing your skin? Great, that's healthy. That's fine.

That's fine. This is Jess and Rowan. Rowan. Shy guy. Babs is across this. Take your hand off her. Did you not like that? So whatever this is isn't about Babs.

Well, no, it's about all of us, but I needed someone. Don't have that attitude. Sorry. It's okay. If you don't want her putting her hand on your shoulder, you can say so. You can speak up. There's a mic over here, Babes. You can just stand over there.

It was just some solidarity. Again. She's doing it again. Take your hand off of shoulder. Something was said on this program, Rowan. on the 11th of March and there is a follow-up that needs to happen. Sure. In the podcast, we always give you an exclusive extra bit of content.

Yeah. Something that didn't make it to broadcast, but we like to introduce and who knows where that tangent could lead us. Like and subscribe. Exactly. On the 11th of March, Rowan, we were talking about an event that is coming to town. And we were talking about this event in the context of my husband and his workplace. partaking in said event.

I remember this. This is how it went down, and you'll see how I threw us into the mix. Oh, shit, I know exactly what this is. Part of Newcastle Food Month, there will be an event to the waiter race, where they're going to have relays. Is he going to do it?

Well, I was like, you should enter, bro. He would be so good. Like, the Ravella team could do it. All those chicks would be flying, then I just bring it home. Should we just go in? None of us. I've never had weight experience,

but I just would like to have a go. We're about to go to G. How many drinks were you delivering to the table? Open drinks. To drive-through window, a few? Should we enter ourselves? I dropped a full tray of like stubbies on the table once, that was funny. So maybe you'd be the end.

We'll get it to you. And then if you fall the final hurdle, at least we've gotten that. Louise and Gus Ma, who are the founders of Newcastle Food Month, heard that. Heard, just heard it. Heard it. Heard it. And have entered a hit breakfast tea. comprising of Jess Rollins.

Is this some part of your ambassadorship? Wait, wait, wait, wait. We're not waiters. No, but they are, we're a sponsor as a program. We're all getting paid. Remember guys, we're all getting paid an ambassadorship, fair? No, we. We.

Oh, wait, are you not getting paid? Are you getting paid an ambassador? I'm not either. Hang on, so you're getting paid for an ambassador. We have to do it. They heard us talking about it. Unacceptable. And they thought, stop saying they.

Stop saying you. This is you. And there will be a, a range of team. from various eateries, and then one media team comprising of four very enthusiastic. Non-waiters. Shy guy. I have an idea. Non-waiters in Jess Rowan, Shy Guy and Babs.

Now, I want to flag Rowan. That I did say, Rowan's got a dodge ankle. Thank you. I told them that. Yes, I do. I don't really run any more. Boss, Jace was in the combo and said, unless all of you are doing it, none of you are doing it. Because I went, well, if he, I don't want to force a.

anyone to do physical activity, but if you'd say no, none of us can play. I reckon, this is what I, this is what I reckon. We have an asterisk on our team. So you have a 30, so you have a 30 day ambassadorship. I reckon you give us one 30th of it, we'll do it. No. How much is the ambassador? You don't want the, what about the fun?

Why has it always come down to dollar dollar bills for you? What about the... Really? You tell us. Really? I'm actually... I've never known to someone. want to do so many International Women's Day long lunches on different weekends.

I thought it was one day, guys. Got another one for Sunday. This is what I'm saying. It's a growing bit of fun. How many people can say they entered, we could take it out and then rub it in all the waders. It's not fair to the radio station wins the waiting. Come on, Sean.

We'd be offended if they entered best podcast of the year or something. Absolutely. So why don't we, there's so many of them entering our turf. Why don't we enter there to it? Sorry, Babs, is your mic not working? Yeah, it's all. And I've got lots of thoughts. Bads is in on those. That's what I'm not saying anything.

Well, I had to email Babbs yesterday to go through the archive to get that audio. Yeah, I was kind of just hoping you were just going to not be serious about it. But I realised they mentioned us. So we're in. That doesn't matter. No, we're in. But obviously, I can't force you all to do it. That's what I'm saying.

Hey, remember how your husband, one of your husband's best friends, Lexi, entered him into high rocks in Brisbane? Is he doing it? No, they both bailed out. Oh, so you can answer. then you can bail out. That's what this conversation is. Everyone just chill out.

How long's the relay? Wow. Now that's a great question. I got a bit excited, Shagai. I don't know the details except the date. Because I feel like the four of us could do like 100 metres. Shy guy might be on board here. You were the person I thought I have to work.

The asterisk is it's 100 meters. We're going to do 25 each. That feels fine. It's really, it's not a marathon, shy guy. We have to walk for a period of distance, holding a tray with a bunch of glasses of rosé. pass it to the team member who then passes it to the next

I agree with you, Babbs. I'm rock there, you know, I can't even walk with her. I know you're looking at me while you were chanting. Babs's face was just... When is it? It's April 1. It is the Lord... I'm actually not here. I'm actually not here. You are. We're still on air, so don't be silly.

It's the launch event. Shagadai. We're in, we've got a thing. We got a thing at... What's that gaming place? Fortress. I thought I had you. It's the launch event of Newcastle Food Month. Okay. Are you hosting that as well?

No, but I'm, and that's funny because I was going to get replaced because they thought I was hosting. I was a nomina hosting. I just wanted to go and watch. I thought it would be a great spectacle. So that's how this conversation started. What I'm hearing is I've got one in Shy Guy. No, don't. So that's 50, 50, because I'm keen.

Generous. 04-8-18-106. Would you like to see a hit breakfast team doing the way to raise? Would you want to invite a listen to be in the audience? I think it would be wonderful to have it. Or you're just freaking for more people for Food Month to show up. No, I would think it would be wonderful to have this support. This is what I'm thinking, Sean.

I just think, how have we got pulled into this PR play? Why are you going so negative? It's going to be fun. We could win. But what do we win? Glory. No, so there's not even any steak in it. I'll buy you a steak.

I don't want to stay. It's on your mind. They probably could run you over a steak. We could go out for dinner afterwards. Oh, on whose dollar? I'll buy you dinner. Can we just? Babs?

I might have babes. I'm in. Okay, I've got two. Rowan, if you say no, none of us can play. Don't be the poo-pooer. Be the yes guy. Interesting. Come on, Rowan.

You know what? Interesting. I'll give you 24 hours to think about it. Why don't you come back to us? Because unless Rowan says, yay, none of us get to play. I like how this is all on Rowan. And you know, Roya likes to weird a deal a little bit. Shy Guy and Babs have given me soft yeses, which I'm taking as past yes.

She's a hard. I'm buying you dinner. Yeah, I heard she's going to buy me dinner. Thank you. It doesn't take much, Babs, does it? I'm poor. Shut up. This is Jess and Rowan.

Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on hit. 10K every day. One at seven, one at eight. Hello to Ella, playing at seven. Hello, how are you? Good, thank you. Ella. Ella.

Are you ready to win $10,000? Good girl. What are you going to spend the money on? Well, my partner is desperate to go to Japan, so I'd love to spoil him and me with that. Nice. Japan is, oh God, trending, absolutely. All righty, well, the letter you're going to work with is the letter M, M for Mochi, which I believe is some sort of Japanese snack.

Sure. Ready to rock? Yeah. All right, starting with the letter M, Ella. We need you to name a girl's name. Mary. A sport. Um, pass.

A food brand. Mochi? A board game. A melpoli. A male celebrity. Matthew Blunk. An astrology term. Pass?

A car brand. Mercedes. An occupation. Malman? An Australian city. Melbourne? A film series. Oh!

A lovely six. There's good answers in there. What was the male celebrity? What did you say? I think I tried to say Matt LeBlanc. I think he's a Matthew Blanc. Yeah, Matthew Blanc, I don't know him. Could have Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg.

I mean, the Oscars was on yesterday. Michael B. Jordan won the Oscar for Best Actor for Sinners. Astrology term, Moon Mars, Moon Faze, potentially. Film series, Men in Black, Mad Max, Madagascar. Oh, that all sounds so. leave you now.

Always the way. It's always the way. Thank you for playing, Ella. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Ella. All right, back again. Arrogato. Adagato.

Yes. So much more than I say. All right. Trilingual, man. Look at you go. Next, we are talking to a lovely big legend with a mullet named Henry. Well, there's a contention around big. Because you called him 5'3.

Yeah, I did. That's my bad. I actually am keen to talk to him because he also said in the text message to us, Hey, guys, I'm 5'10. He goes, I heard you, Rowan. You said some nice stuff, but I'm going to flag one thing. So we're going to get him on to write some wrongs, but there's some follow-up we need to talk about when it comes to buying a new car.

He's going to give us some tips on how to get the best price and how to go in there correctly for people to don't know. I was one of them. I'll do that next. This is Jess and Rowan. Things get said on this program. Oh, clearly. And even the podcast as well, if you missed it.

Robin, you said something about a member of our kids. community. You went on to say a bunch of other stuff about trying to buy a new car, going car shopping. But you made a comment about a young man. This is my problem, is that mostly what I'm on the air, guys, I kind of black out and I forget about what I say. Because we're locked in. The eye contact, you should see between Jess and Rowan. That's good. I forget, shy guys here sometimes. He's so quiet lurking in the corner. He's got a shirt off and everything. So you've made some comments about a young man named Henry. The great man. The great Henry man. And he texts the show going,

hey, if you'd like to actually talk to me, here's my number. And also, Rowan, you've called me wildly shorter than I am. He's not 5-3. I just was, I'd said, this is legend, he's got a mullet. And then I quickly offhand had said 5-3. I don't know why. Like the word legend, that's very complimenting. I was just looking for a car and this guy came out to help me.

And he was like, hey, man. Should we go back and just have a listen to Wals? Yeah, yeah, let's do that. Thank you, dropin. I've just sat in the new Tyron. Yeah, I'm checking out the Sorrentos and the Santa Faze. And he was like, yeah, cool, man. This guy was wicked.

He was like five foot three of the mullet. I think I know that guy. And I? I do know that guy. He's a lovely dude. He's awesome. Henry, I think his name was. But I just wanted to ask.

Like, how are we meant to be presenting ourselves? Because I haven't bought a car from a deal. I've always just got a secondhand one or brand deals. But I've never gone in and just bought a car. As a customer. Yeah, never. I'll be honest. That I actually do owe him an apology because I led with five three.

You really let. And there was no. What's no. shadow of a doubt. So we get a text, O4-A-W8-1069, after that went to air. Hey, guys, it's Henry here.

Hey, man, yeah. I would love to educate customers on what we as salespeople kind of judge you on, what we're looking at, what we're looking for. And also, Rowan, F you on 510. Yeah, he came out with his chest up.

So we've got him on the air. Good day, Hen. Hey, how are you? What's up, legend? Henry, all five foot 10 of you. Good morning. That's it. Good morning.

So can we firstly establish Henry? Is Rowan onto something here? Do you notice customers walk in and maybe their posture change or the demean a change because people think they have to act or behave a certain way when they're shopping for a car? Yeah, you do notice that some people, first thing is first they get very defensive of like when you want to have a chat with them. They're like, oh, no, I'm just looking and it's like, that's fine. Like our biggest things being in car sales is we want to help you

Like we're not we're not a lot has changed a lot of people still see car failures as the real old-fashioned pressure that sort of thing Whereas um yeah these days it's not you do find some out there still but it's not as much like that It's like okay well we just want to point at least pointing in the right direction As you said the other day Rowan when you popped in I was the only one there where a little bit short stuff So I just wanted to at least greet sort of every, try and greet every customer that comes in and say like, hey, I'll be with you shortly. But if you're sort of looking for your large cars there up the back or if you're looking for your sort of smaller SUVs there down the front. So we'll put people in the right direction, at least give them a welcome when they first walk in and make them feel known, not just like, oh, you push to the side and you're a happy. What is something that you should, you would tell people to maybe not say to you when they come in?

Like, what's the, what's like the cardal thing that everyone thinks they're doing right? And you're like, stop doing that. Oh, I think the biggest thing is a lot of people come in and they're like, oh, I'm only at day one. And it's like, that's cool. Like, we get that. Some people think by saying they're at day one, they're going to be, I wouldn't say created different, but sort of told different information. As in, I haven't done by your own research or something.

What does day one mean? When people come in, they say they're at. Day one, it means like they've only just started looking. They're not ready to buy. They're not sort of serious. I'm pretty day one. Oh, gotcha. Like, back off me.

Yeah, yeah. I'm just surveying. It is funny, the perception we have around car salesman. It's like if I get into a conversation with one, I'm going to have to hand over my checkbook. It's like, no, we're not actually beholden to do anything. But saying no to slick, well-dressed, legends like Henry. People get nervous. If I talk to this guy, I'm going to have to buy a car off it.

Yeah, that's what people think. And I don't want to cut you in the knees, Henry, but... You already did. You called them five. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Well done. Well done. Smart.

Clever. Henry and I both tried to do the same joke there. Oh, my God. It's like he's a car salesman. What? People are obviously trying to get the best price, Hen. So do you have any tips without cutting yourself down to get them a better deal? Like, what should people look for?

Like, when should they go in? What are we talking? What are we thinking? Oh, it really all depends. Like, every car dealership, I'm sure you understand. It's different. So like every cast dealership has their different sales or promotions, stuff like that. But one thing I can say is if anyone is looking for a new Hyundai down across the Hyundai,

we've got some pretty killer deals this month at the moment. Sli! Yeah, really. Unbelievable. My husband drives a Hyundai, Henry. He loves it. You, Nikki and the team. Slick out of the mouth, slick with the mullet.

Brother, he's done it before. Thank you, Henry. Okay. There you go. So I think the I think the takeaway from here is Rowan, don't worry about what perception, bravado, puffing your chest out.

Just be nice, be normal. I'm going to Closys Hyundai in a suit next time maybe and on my knee, just walking around so I'm not just tall. Just put your shoes at your knees and waddle in like that. Henry's going to go to five. All five three of you.

This new Rowland's a dickhead. This is Jess and Rowan. My blog, commence operation superstar Brat Slay. And the superstar Slay Brat in the studio, Babs. What up, baby. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.

Feeling extra brattie today. Yeah, sure. Slay. Like a brat. So what are you got to talk to us about today? Well, I have a new word for the year. So the last six months have been a little bit shit, but that's okay. Okay.

It's all right. So we're embracing a new, you know. A new era. A new era, a new word of the year. And it's whimsical. Whimsical. I'm here for it. So we go now your whimsical?

So I will define whimsical. So basically I just want to embrace being whimsical this year and do things that make me feel whimsical. Because I like the word whimsical. I'm going to start a telly. I think that was six times. Okay, so whimsical. Seven.

It means playfully quaint or fanciful, especially in an appealing and amusing way. That's my favourite part amusing. It doesn't have to make sense to anyone else. It's just for you to give you a little smile. Yeah, exactly. And last year I think I liked the word sleigh, so this is kind of a nice, you know.

What one? Yes. Be whimsical. Oh, eight. Yeah. Okay, cool. It does. It feels like an evolution, doesn't it?

Because Slay is almost like a big middle finger to the world. Yeah. And maybe to the people who wronged us. Whereas whimsy, it's for you. Yeah. Just, you know, being really funny and, you know, enjoying yourself. So what type of whimsical activities are you thinking about doing? Yeah, what's inspired you?

There was this thread that I found on Instagram, that made me realise I'm not really being whimsical or now. Nine. Ten, actually, I said it. Oh, nine. Just for that. So I've been reading this thread, and I've embraced some of the things. I've actually been doing them, so I'll tell you about that later.

But anyway, these are the song to be. Tell us now. We're on the air. Mike's alive. That's not I going to go for a meal. She's just going to tell me. Mike's alive, babe. I mean, after I explain this.

Oh, sorry, yeah. So these are the sort of things that the girl is doing. So they tell their food and drinks, hold on ladies, when they're turning sharp corners in the car. I love that so much. Yes. Hold on ladies. Someone has Antarctica pinned on the weather app

so they can check on the penguins every day. Good one. Good one. Good one. Smart, winesical. That's so whimsical. So someone named the negative voice in their head Lola. So whenever they have bad thoughts,

they say, not today, Lola. Oh, shut up, Lola. Yes. Very whimsical. Someone says, my lady, every time they walk by the mirror. Oh. My lady. Yeah.

When they're looking at themselves. But you started going when we give you. You start doing the Pink Panther, it's going, Bha. Yeah, whimsical. I don't know if that's whimsical. Is that whimsical? Hey, hey, we don't get to judge other people's idea of whimsical.

If it gives Babs a sense of amusement, it's whimsy. My apologies. Someone says hi to the moon so it doesn't feel alone. That's true. Okay, that's a bit out. I think it's beautiful. I know. What did I just say?

We're not judging other people's versions of whimsy. I'm judging. You're the least whimsical person on the planet. I don't claim to be whimsy. Well, you should. It's fun. Someone washes. Someone watches dishes by candlelight.

They listen to medieval music and pretend they're a tavern wench. All of that very whimsical. I've got a friend who cooks to like French jazz cafe music and it always makes her feel like, oh, am I just living in an apartment in Paris? Yeah. Bit of this sort of art. And everything by candlelight. Yeah, someone said they do the grocery shop to French music to make it feel more romantic.

Romantic. I'm living in my own rom-com even though I'm single. I think it's lovely. And sorry, have you adopted this? these or have you got your own? I've got my own that are kind of influence and they're a bit like, you know, they're whimsical, okay? I'm back myself in.

Don't let shy guy put you off. Share. Yeah, and I can tell he's looking at me judgmentally. Look away. I'm not judging. Don't look at me. Look away, yeah. No, I'm looking at you because you're the one talking.

It's rude not to. So, I have, this is going to make. What's this? Yeah, why? Pink Panther. Whimsical? It's whimsical. It's whimsy.

Get on board. They're like, they're like, baring music. Um, I have a little. You didn't prep Rowan for them. I'm pre-in during... If anyone can get some fairy music, Rowan can get some fairy music. I have a little dragon that sits on my bed at home.

This is not quite right. Like a stuffed toy. Yeah. Yeah. But now, when it's bedtime, I turn to it and say, time for bed, buddy. Hey, sorry, guys. Swimsycle, both.

It's not sad, it's whimsical. It's whimsical. Come on, what are we at 12? Can I have the floor? Yes, Rowan. Just quickly. Did you say you're working with our boss? days on these topics and talking them through before they went to air?

I'm pretty sure I said, can I talk about being whimsical and went, oh, you might find something else. This is Jess and Rowan. So I had a great day yesterday, big day, and I was bragging and gloating before we finished on air about what my day would be, but can you just talk about what your day was yesterday and how much? Mondays aren't a good day for me, Ro. Oh, please. Just let us know what you did. So as soon as we get out of here, I always look at the boss, I go, you got anything?

He goes, nah, it's great. See you. I leg it home because my husband is very busy and important. So he's always got early starts on a Monday. True. We do a tag team. He's gotten the little lady ready for swimming. I pick her up.

We go straight to swimming. From swimming, I had to go film some content for something. So she had to tag team to that. And then I basically drove around expelling fuel, trying to get her to sleep in the car. Expensive. And just had her wailing for 45 to an hour. She's just, what, yelling and crying? Just yelling and crying because she was so overtired from.

swimming, but she's fighting her because she's too. So there was a whole bunch of screaming. This is all before midday. Got home and then did bounce from painting to craft, did a bit of screen time, put a a couple loads of washing on, had to take the dog out, did Lego. Just tried to keep her alive. What time did you go to bed? 9.30 in the end, because Angus did bedtime.

Ah, right. Yeah. So it was an exhausting day. Big day. Yesterday I went to the gym at about 10, and then I finished. I got home about quarter past 11. I had a shower,

cooked a piece of chicken. And then I watched Homeland, which is actually quite, it's very eerie at the moment because of all the war stuff going on. But it's a fabulous show. I watched Homeland from 1153am to 9.17 last night. Nice.

Yesterday. 11.53. Did you finish the series? No. No. I'm into season two though. There's eight seasons. Eight.

Of homeland, yeah. How many? So I spent, what's that? How many episodes? Are they hour long episodes? 40-ish. 40-ish. So what?

12-ish? Yeah, probably about that. I think I got to. I'm about midway through, yeah, about midway through season two. now. Did you get up to weave? Yeah, yeah. Oh, so you got off your ass for a little beer?

A couple of times. A couple of times. Oh, if I had a catheter, I would have used it. It was one of those kind of days yesterday. It's your birthday on Thursday. Shy guy, what I'm hearing? Bedpan. Get him a catheter? Cather.

Oh, bedpan. Give me a nurse. He'll stick it on me and then I could just lie there and we. So you just sit in your own little potty. Actually, she doesn't want to use her. I got some buckets. Yeah, bring me a bucket. You got a bucket?

Give me back that bucket of soup. Big bucket of soup. Rowan. No, no. Look, and my legs, I had a big leg day at the gym, by the way. I took my time with the gym leg, like that as well, just whatever. How all I want takes, it takes. I'll just go and do it.

It's done, it's done. It takes 30 minutes. It takes an hour and a half. Doesn't matter. I got time. So then I did it. Went home and was like, I need to rest my legs. I'm keen to watch Homeland.

I just put it on. I even said to Shai go before. I said, oh, have you played marathon yet? When I'm the PlayStation game, I said, oh, no, I said, I almost text you. And like, we should have played it. But you were deep in Homeland. But I looked at the clock and it was like. like 5.30 and I was like,

today's gone. Do you know what's funny, shy guy? Because you send us an email every evening, sort of like, hey guys, this is what's on the agenda for tomorrow, some interesting stories that I've come across my desk. And I see that at whatever time. But more often than not,

Rowan hasn't responded to you by the time I'm getting in there. And I always wonder, I always wonder, what's he doing? What hasn't he responded yet? Because maybe sometimes it's eight. Last night it might have been 8.30. I respond where I'm going to bed. Like before I'm going to bed.

Okay. It's that my thing. There you go. But what I'm hearing now is sit on my couch. Yeah. Well, because if I look at the email too early, it's all I think about for the rest of the night. Oh, that's a Saturday thing. The show, the show, the show, the show.

I don't know if that would be the worst thing for you. What does that mean? No, it is bad. I don't know if it would be when the alternative is you. Homeland. Just watching Homemark. they're not thinking about anything. I think about, I know, I think I know what one's good.

The other day, Bab said to me, you know, could I be utilising my afternoons differently? You know, she's young. She's vibrant. And I said to her, you should write a book. Yeah. Because she's got a great way with words and she's got the time. Rowan to you, I say.

I'm journaling. I'm doing that. I'm writing a book. My own book. A book about my life to me. You know, I'm not even judging you. It's jealousy. I know.

It's straight up jealousy. what I'm also hearing available for some babysitting. So today at around 2 o'clock could I get Uncle Roe Road to come over? Bring her over. May I sit here in front of the TV, watch Homeland. What do I care?

I just need to get away. Screen time. This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on hit. Hell yes, it is. $10,000. You get all 10 questions correct in the 30 seconds with the same letter.

You win $10,000. Hello to Killian. Yes, yes, that's me. That's you, baby. Hello. morning. Are you ready to win 10 grand? I've never been more ready in my life. Let's run it. That's the correct response. Everyone says, I hope so.

Time for Hope and he's over. Legend, what are you going to spend out? Through the roof, baby! Yeah! What are you going to spend the money on? Oh, maybe a glassy. No. I try and buy car.

Car stuff, yep. Maybe just save it. Oh. Yep. Yeah, good. Invest. I'll see. Okay.

Well, you're going to get the $10,000 first, my boy. We'll try that out now, yeah? Beautiful. Let's run it. Your letter is L. L for love. Okay? L.

All right. Yeah, I'm ready. Red Rock. Your time starts after the first question. Starting with the letter L, we need you to name a type of pasta. Lasagna. An adjective. Love.

An Aussie. A body part? Leg. A country. Lithuania. A confectionary item. Pass. An astrology term.

Pass. A reality TV show. Love Island. A boy's name. Leo. A girl group. Skip. An Aussie athlete.

Skip. A confectionary. A, mate we switched from... What are we saying? God damn! Oh no. We got you there at 6. Hey, Lithuania though.

What are the great responses. What an answer. Well done, brother. All right. Could have had Layton Hewitt for the athlete. Could have had lollipop licorice for a perfection item. Leo Libra. Content dumped.

Not suitable for broadcast. Oh, dear. Piss. Someone was naughty. That's okay, though. The show is back in three, two, one. All right. Okay.

Does that all sorted? I think so. I hit the thumb button. Okay. I need to get back into the lay. Yes. So we're doing now. I've got it.

Go into delay now and then go the song? Yeah. Killian's had a naughty word. We've had to do a little dumb. Yes. That's all right. All right. Do I do it before the song or after the song?

Just do it now. We'll back in a second. All right. Number one hit music station. Number one. We're all. Scraving on listener wherever you are. And on your radio.

This is your number one hit music station. Hit. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Bab. That's on you, brother. Was he whimsical enough for you? He's the course.

Why are we playing the cause, Ron? Give a context. It's Sephardo today. What a man. It's a song. All right. Move back then. This is Jess and Rowan.

Rowan, you've become, I guess, an honorary consult during the Renault. I'm enjoying bringing my ideas to you. maybe some of the hurdles Angus and I are facing, just to get an outsider's perspective. I'll give you something. Because similar to like planning a wedding, I think when you get caught up in it, the minutia starts feeling like the big stuff.

What does that word mean? Like the tiny little microscopic detail start feeling like the big things. So I want to remove myself for a second. Sure. Because Angus and I are out of loggerheads. Maybe you can shine a little bit of perspective. Love to.

We've been talking security, my brother. Oh, yeah. Talking security for the new abode, okay? Yep. Back, fence, side fence, situations. Because right now, obviously with the builders sit there, it's all open.

And the conversation has already started happening, moving in dates. Oh, really? And one of the builders flag, because Angus is going, we want to get in sooner rather than later. We'll go in with three quarters to go. We just want to be back in.

Smart, smart. But one of the builders flagged, well, fencing is probably something we need to address before you can do that, right? Angus went, why? He went, well, don't you have a very big dog and a very small child? Yeah. And we both went, oh, yeah, you're absolutely right. You need a fence.

So in lieu of a fence, we're thinking brick wall, kind of cirque a medieval castle. With... Brick wall? Well, the whole back is now going to. be open. It's very indoor, outdoor living. So Angus is like, let's really block it off. Yeah, okay. I'm like, we're not going to go as far as build a moat.

But how can we add a little bit of, to pick the word of the day, whimsy, to something that could be a little bit fortressy, security brick walls. So what's your question? So my idea to add a little whimsy was to have a small flap that the dog could stick his head out in. Oh, right. So what about dog height? In the brick wall? In the brick wall.

There would be some sort of mechanism. So I've decided on yes to the brick wall. Well, the brick wall, I think, is happening. Like a draw bridge. Oh my God. Draw flat. So no, it was more flap. Draw flap.

You know what I mean. I know what you mean. But I'm like the idea of, you know, head out. And Angus went, well, if we're going to do that, do we take it up another level? Have a small platform on the backyard side that Lucia can climb up onto. another flap and give her a mock bow and arrow. So if people are that me.

This is what happens when you get hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt is that you lose your mind. This is why you're doing so much food month content. Oh my God. It's not the only content. But honestly, Rowan, a little bit. Because when he did, I'll be honest, when he said Brickwold, I was like, oh, it's giving castle.

I'm all right. Brickwall. I thought it was a bit heavy. You know, our house is white weatherboard. Yeah, but you get a nice brickwall. But now. with these funny little things, all modern renovations, even modern builds.

They're so boring, in my opinion. Don't you dare to a platform? What is there? Is there gargoyles behind the house? I don't hate a gargoyle. I actually wanted the big wog column, but Angus goes, it's a Federation house. You can't have a big concrete column on a weatherboard cottage. Let's just stop for a second,

and you can just describe to people what the wog column is. Everyone knows what that is. I knew what a wog column is. Thank you. I don't know what a wog column is. You don't know what that is. You never been to my parents' house. So basically, when your house is all,

all made out of concrete and terracotta. Yeah. Sometimes you have a big either concrete plus the column. Yep. Multiple lining the front of the house. That's what keeps the roof up. Oh, they're the wog columns. They're the wog.

I thought it was just a column with a gargoyle on it. Oh, you could also have that. That's a bit more, I guess, decorative. Whereas the columns are actually keeping, you know, your roof up. It's important. It's important. But we can't have those. We've got a cottage. So you're asking me for my.

perspective of whether or not you... What do you think on the whimsy? Again, thank you, Babs, for this new terminology, on creating a bit more whimsy around security. Flat for the dog. Bowen narrowed perch for Lucia. You know, Rowan comes over to visit. She opens her flap.

Who goes there? A little bit of fun. I'm not really here for the platform. I think the platform is not good. Imagine if the big dog's head stuck out of one and then Lucia's giant toddler head stuck out of another. Well, the difference is... Well, you're there ringing a bell.

He is a dog. and Lucia is a small child. Yep. So I'm okay with the dog sticking its head out and I'm grabbing it by the nozzle and go, what you're doing? Grab right. What you're doing? But...

You don't like the idea of our two-year-old running security. No, I think if you put the dog's head through and the dog didn't like someone close to him, he'd bite him. And that's fine. But what's going to happen with Lucia sticking her arm through? A stranger. She's got the bow and arrow. Oh, from Mattel. Who cares?

With the suction. Oh, that'll get them. That'll get you not breaking into my house. I'm thinking? Wait, what do you mean? Hang on, who's breaking in Wolloochia's outside on the platform? Why have you got her outside protecting the house? You're right.

There is some delusion that has happened. Some? I came in this morning, Rowan. There's six emails here that my husband has sent between the hours of midnight and 1am about stone and tile and farmhouse sink. We're still talking about sinks. We're all working overtime to get this thing finished. So part of us trying to have a bit of fun with a back fence.

Well, because you're so delusional. You need people like Shaghan, I go, stop thinking about it. So yes to dog flap, no to bow and arrow. Yes to gargoyle. Yes to gargoyle. Yep. No.

And well, we can name it. It's more common. Just to be fun. That's a bit of fun. Do not do the platform. That's crazy. That's really set on the platform. Get off.

It's giving Monty Python. Okay. No. Come on. This is Jess and Rowan. Hey, I was scrolling Instagram yesterday. while I was very busy, sitting on the couch watching Homeland for about nine hours. Oh, my God.

Just screen between, screen and screen, you know, like, there's parts in the show. I was like, I kind of know what's going on here. To be such a bee. Get a hobby, man. What did you say? I said, to be such a bee. What do you mean? Get a hobby.

What's the bee? Oh, okay. No, you're right. I don't mind. We already dumped one swar in the recent half an hour. I don't want to be the second. Oh, yeah, he was having a bit of fun, won't you? Yeah.

As I was on the scroll, I saw this video of this girl opening a, packet of favourites, you know, the lovely, oh, someone's... The big old purple box. Yeah, the big, the big... What to bring when you're told not to bring a thing. The favourites. They opened a box of favourites and there was a bunch of stuff in it that wasn't really chocolate.

I got a little gravy I want to play for you. I just opened my Twirl Krispy and instead of a chocolate, I have most of someone's house floor plan. So, Cadbury, can be a 12 crispy, bro, because I don't want your floor pair plan. Oh! What the f*** is going on? It's an missing piece. That is hilarious, bro.

In like all of the packets, there was different pieces of paper. So people at cabries... So it was a sealed box? Yeah. People at cabries... And then she's un-twirling. Planned silly buggers. And putting in different pieces of paper into the chocolates, into one chocolate.

I hoping maybe you would go ahead. Is there some sort of marketing trick? Is it? Because what would you say? It's a piece of floor plan. It was a floor plan. It was someone's house plan. Like, kind of if you go on like domain.com or like real estate.com and you go all over

through the photos. The blueprint. You see the floor plank. Kind of like that. But there was floor prints. There was just like receipts of things. Heaps of different papers. Wrapped up in.

Actual little. The cherry ripe the bounty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I might give me my celebrations. Like the whole box was just like, I think it might have been a couple of chocolates in there. But they were just mostly. Do they get any candy? No, this was all paper.

And I'm just thinking, is this some sort of weird cabri conspiracy to how to get better advertising by putting out a. I don't understand how things go wrong at those. massive operations because they should be so finely tuned that there is very little human intervention, I would have thought. So how is it a bit of floor plan getting wrapped up on the conveyor belt, not even doused in chocolate? And I've seen them work at Cabri. I've been in the factory a few times.

You've been in the factory? Of course you have. It's in Hobart. Willie Wonka over here. Is it in Hobart? Yeah, it's in Hobart. On Cabri Road. Thanks for getting the attention off me.

You're welcome. Yeah, I know. I caught it. You sometimes am not here for you? I'm absolutely here for you. I caught that. And I never said you're not. Why, what did I miss?

Nothing. So I'm interesting. What's your theory here? Because, okay, if you've seen the operation, how is a piece of paper getting wrapped up in a twirl wrapper? Well, I think these people, these employees, are bored because it's very monotonous. It's the same thing. It stinks in there too. You're right.

It's not like it was a part of a rathead. It's just a bit of paper. It's just a bit of paper. Well, it was very neatly folded piece of paper. Yeah, it's strategic. Clearly manipulated. This is what I'm saying. If everything was AI, there'd be no muck-ups.

So maybe if we did the AI... Don't. Don't. But then no one would be talking about Cabri. When was the last time you actually talked about Cabri favorite? They're like a joke thing. Oh, that's so young. That you bring or like, you know, at the end of work, Christmas party,

raffle, there's always the giant bog. I'm always talking about Cabri. You're not talking about Cabri? I'm always always always... Not favorites. The new... No favorites. What about there's new Bisk off block?

Oh. mainline that to my arm. You know, I've never had this off. I just, I don't understand the hype. You never had it? No, it's a spread, isn't it? Aren't you the one that's like, oh, don't knock it to you try it? I told you, that's my worst feature.

I will always knock before I try. We can get, you can try a little bit. No, but just a little bit on a spread. What the hell? You don't do biscuits? I like a biscuit, but I don't want to spread. I have butter and that's it. It's not really a spread.

It's not even a spread, dude. What would you call it then? Isn't it like Nutella? It's like a topping, bro. Yeah. Is it dust? No, no, no. It's kind of like...

Is it liquid? It's like what you put on top of a cake. Like icing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a cheesecake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not even trying to get you over this. I just think you can't try it.

I don't, I don't think I like it. We could do a little bit of Biscoff. Maybe I'll bring some Biscop. Listen, you're meant to be eating kale and boiled chicken. I said to you, no, I'm not. I said to you, pale and boiled chicken. Who am I, Arnie? Isn't that what your naturopats got you on?

No. similar but not boiled chicken and kale. Oh, sorry, sorry. Grilled with no seasonings or oil. What am I in prison? I reckon people in prison would eat better than that. Ask if they're getting kale. Path, no.

This is Jess and Rowan. What are doing tomorrow? Oh, shy guy is dipping. Shy guy is dipping. And we're going to have a response. I just laid the gauntlet down. For Rowan being the only poo-pooer. No, shy guy wasn't into it.

Nope. I have reviewed the footage. No one was into it. No, one was into it. Can you pick an option? Because I've watched back the video. your eyes tell me yes. Jess, he said the same thing I said.

Yeah, we all said the same thing. He said it could be good and I said it could be funny, but I'm still doing it. I've already had some ideas. I've had some ideas. Good. Had some ideas. Because I'm sorry, Ron, I don't want to call you a hypocrite, but we constantly have a go at this skinny boy to my left for not being a yes ander, for not going along.

And now you're doubling in this being a no full stop when I've offered you a challenge to carry a tray of rosés in a way to race. Could be very funny. They were your words. And now you're saying, no, none of them. I got Babs. She's a very easy persuasion. I just have to buy her a meal.

We saw your hand on her shoulder like you were Senator Palpatian and Anakin Skywalker. Just to me fellow lady. Just a tender touch. What's getting poo-poo? You are a poo-poo-poo-s- I think what we're all poo-pooing is the fact that we have to do it and you're getting paid And we're just going to go along. I'm not getting paid for this part of it.

Oh, we just, I think that's the sore point. Oh, do you want a meal too? No, I just think that all this money is going to go into your bank account for us. And to ambassador, the whatever the month is, can't say it because I'm not getting paid. You've, you've completely muddied the water, sir. That's what happens in cash. I'm not getting paid for that. That is purely for fun.

And if I may say, a little bit of promo for our very young show. Sorry for us. Sorry I'm trying to get the Jesser. I'll finish my sentence, thanks, sir. That's all right. You can see, I'm going to keep talking. I. Who is running the food month?

Very bad etiquette from you. Excuse me. Sorry for me trying to get a bit of press around this very young show of ours. And all is required from you is to walk 25 metres. I know you'd rather go sit on your couch for nine hours and watch homeland again. Should be done by April. You racing through it. Listen, listen.

Come back to me. I've done radio long enough. I know what this manipulation looks like. Come back to me with your demands. If they're in reason. A few Shy God already been brand-sulming them. No, you're out of me. See, we?

See where we're out? See where he's at we? He's such a flip-flopper. You're the flippiest of flops. Don't suddenly attack me. You're a floppy disc. I'm going to call your FD from now on. Not a good way to get him on side.

Yeah. Boss Jay said, unless we're all keen, none of us can play. So if you guys want to be the downers and not do it? Sounds like we have a bargaining chip, Shy God. I think we do. You absolutely do. So lay out your demands. And Babs is a moot.

point here because you'd be bullying her and getting what you like. Well, you've said you would buy her a stake. She's out. She's in, but she's out. She's in but out. You know she out. You see, guys, it's tight. It's tense. Don't bring me into it. I'm Switzerland. No. You need to pick up. You're either doing the race or you're not doing the race. I could do it for a steak. All right. There you go. She's in for a steak. Okay. You've got one out of three. So we've got Bags. Like a rib eye on the bone. We'll talk about, okay, Babs is in.

Babs and Jess are in. The ladies are in. So what I'm hearing are the ladies are the brave, fun ones who just want to do stuff and the boys are the boring ones. So now it's a gender thing. I thought everything was fluid, guys. Not in this room, unless you haven't told me that your pronouns are different. No, it's all, it's, I thought it was an equality thing. It sounds like it's making an equality thing. No, it's, oh, I hurt my angle six years ago and I don't want to walk 25 minutes. Have I said that? Yeah, you did actually.

Where did you hurt your ankle? Where? Brisbane. Yeah, it was a bad thing. We couldn't replay the whole podcast where we talked about it, but you brought up the ankle. You brought up the ankle. And that little scooty boy, you had to get around on. Listen, it's still up to me.

it sounds like up to me and shy guy. It is, but it will go on the record as you being the naysayer, the boring one who didn't want to play. I haven't said I didn't want to play. I'm saying if you say no, that's what it goes on the record as. There's just demands being written down on a list and we'll see if you can meet those. Okay, tomorrow we'll follow up. Can I meet the demands or does Jess and Rowan not get a great publicity opportunity for their young radio show?

It's all I'm saying. It's expensive for billboards out there. I've done radio. Well, we're getting one of those, so it's fine. Maybe we don't need to do the review. Not in the same area. And are we sponsoring the event whether we're there or not? No.

I think we might more see. That's interesting. It's a, we've got a thing in the lot, in the program. It's different. It's different. Fair enough. Just trying to make some noise. Sorry, pardon me.

Just try and get creative, make some noise for us. As a team. As a team. So you sound like a great ambassador. I am. That's why I get paid the big bucks. You'll talk about that tomorrow. Bye-bye.

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