Jim Cornette Experience - Episode 545: Jim Remembers Kevin Sullivan
Episode Date: August 16, 2024This week on the Experience, Jim looks back on the life & career of Kevin Sullivan! Plus Jim reviews Roman Reigns' return on WWE Smackdown, as well as the Dorton Arena documentary! Also, Jim talks... about Dave Meltzer's shoulder report, the Young Bucks' AEW contracts, Undertaker's fear of pickles, and much more! Follow Jim and Brian on Twitter: @TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast Join Jim Cornette's College Of Wrestling Knowledge on Patreon to access the archives & more! https://www.patreon.com/Cornette Subscribe to the Official Jim Cornette channel on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/c/OfficialJimCornette Visit Jim's official site at www.JimCornette.com for merch, live dates, commentaries and more! You can listen to Brian on the 6:05 Superpodcast at 605pod.com or wherever you find your favorite podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Like the midnight and the rock and roll.
He's in a fight for wrestling soul using a racket and some mind control.
He's Jim Cornett.
The keys to the future held by the past and with tag deep heart.
For the Jim Fortin' experience today, we're going to talk about Smackdown.
We're going to talk about the new documentary out on Dorton Arena and its place in the world of professional wrestling and some more things.
But obviously we're going to talk about.
about Kevin Sullivan, who passed away a couple of days ago as we record this,
and some more things about his career and our interaction with him that we didn't cover a
month or so ago.
And that's going to be a lot of the program.
Joining me, as usual, you guys all know his allocades, but most importantly,
germane to this program, he was a friend and a fan of Kevin Sullivan's.
The Great Brian Last, everybody.
Hello, hi Jim.
A pleasure to be here once again, and we'll have another good conversation about Kevin.
We just talked about him, and of course we have this sad news, but there's a lot to remember and a lot to talk about.
Well, and you know, already, this happened as we said, 48 hours ago, I guess, was we got the word.
And, you know, even if we had been ready to sit down and record this program and it just happened, we wouldn't have talked about it because
I didn't want to today.
But we took a little time to think,
and actually it took a little time not to think about it,
because that's what I've done for the past day and a half or so,
is just not think about it.
And then I realized as we were about to record this,
that this is another one of those shows.
I love doing the show for the people,
but this is another one of those that I wish that we could just not do
and say we did and pick up with,
the drive-through and act like
we did it and
got it over with.
But that would not be fair
to people
who want to hear what we have to say.
Am I rambling here
today on the program?
The problem is
that it's like, and Brian I was telling you, and you
tweeted out some pictures
from the files of Kevin, including
some things you didn't know you had until you went
looking. And I don't
tweet about people
dying anymore.
I haven't in quite some time because
besides the fact that it was becoming
way too regular an occurrence,
it seems a little frivolous
for this situation.
I'm starting to think
maybe we ought not talk about it either
because what the fuck?
It just, it, it,
everybody gets older.
I think that's,
Stevie Nicks,
wrote that, didn't she?
Oh, I don't know the
Stevie Nix.
It's sound, you don't know the whole canon.
Yeah.
But, um,
but anyway, we're gonna,
we're gonna forge ahead and do this
here today. And
hopefully, because you did
halfway tickle me
right before we started recording
with, you said, hey,
do you think that the people remember that
Kevin Sullivan was partners with
Whitey Caldwell?
and I said that's the first fucking story I was going to tell
because it's still one of my favorites that Kevin ever told me
and let's get this out real quick
folks we still don't know you know exactly
I believe that the sepsis that
he got from the surgery from a couple months ago
and we talked about it on the
about a month ago on a show and you can find it on YouTube
when we found out that he was
had been hospitalized and had an emergency surgery that led to complications
and that's the underlying cause of this whole thing
but um with the last update that we had gotten was that he was
doing physical therapy and and I know some people think oh he was in the gym or whatever
I know from my cousin, physical therapy at some level, depending on your condition,
is teaching you how to swallow water again without fucking it going down in your lungs and giving you
goddamn infection.
So, but it was positive.
At last we heard, but then this was apparently the underlying cause was the infection that he'd had.
but anyway, the Whitey Caldwell thing,
because Brian, you found some of his rookie pictures
in your wrestling news files,
or not even rookie pictures,
but when he was still in wrestling school,
the first pictures he had taken.
And that was what 19, maybe 69, 70-ish,
that part of time,
because initially after he wrestled some,
and he was obviously from Matt,
Massachusetts legitimately.
And wrestled some in New England, and I think he got a few Canadian dates, small shows, whatever.
But his first territory was he was in East Tennessee.
Knoxville was John Kazana promoting, and then the Tri-Cities, Kingsport, John City, Bristol.
By that point, Ron Wright was running it behind the scenes, but nobody knew he was the top heel.
Nobody knew that publicly.
But what they would do is after Ron Wright and Whitey Caldwell, who as we've talked about before and the Smoky Mountain fans know, was the all-time top babyface in the territory, well, Ron and Whitey had been working a program with each other on and off for 10 years, right?
The chain matches and all that shit.
and since Ron's partner Don Wright was a wrestler also
and the Wright brothers were a big heel team
they would give quite a different baby-faced partners
through the years so that he could face the Wright brothers
and tag matches and freshen it up
and Les Thatcher did that in I think
was it 72, 73 he might have followed Kevin Sullivan
Was it that late that Les Thatcher was there?
Or was he there before Kevin?
Was it late 60s?
That's what I thought, maybe I'm wrong.
Well, do you know what I'm probably wrong to?
But nevertheless, yes, ladies and gentlemen,
Les Thatcher was a young,
spry white meat, baby face at one point in time,
back when people still saw in black and white.
It probably was in late 60s,
not a thing about it because he was there at the same time
as Don and Al Green and that was late 60s.
Nevertheless, it was like 1971.
Kevin Sullivan gets booked his very,
first territory in the wrestling business.
He's never been out of New England.
He's as Boston as you can get.
And he ends up in the hills of East Tennessee being
Whitey Caldwell's partner against the Wright brothers.
And the deal was the young baby face would sell and the rights would get the heat on
him and whatever.
And then he'd make the tag to Whitey, who people thought was the toughest man in the world,
and he'd clean house.
And so anyway, Kevin told me a story years ago,
and I can't tell it as good as he told it and also the accent.
But he said the first week they have a tag match and they get wild and everything
and maybe it's a disqualification or whatever.
In a second week, they have no disqualification match and all kinds of shit happens, whatever.
And so they come back the third week in a cage.
and even back then in those days
I don't know what kind of cage they may have had
in, it was probably in Kingsport
it might have been chicken wire
because they were still using that in Tennessee in the 70s
they just bring out a roll of chicken wire
when the guy's got in the ring
and wrap it around the fucking ring post
but it's a cage match
and they go to him ahead of time
and say kid we're going to need you
get a little colored tonight
and you know at this time
he's never done that before right?
and he's go, okay.
And I can't remember whether it's Ron or Don.
I think it may have been Donnie.
Said, don't worry, kid, we'll handle it for you.
And he's like, what the fuck?
So they get in the match.
And obviously, besides it's a cage match,
everybody's got a chain in their pocket
or fucking roll of quarters
or some kind of Tennessee gimmick.
And they're going to have this wild match.
And when it came time for kids,
Kevin to get to color, this is when he found out about the chisel.
The wedge that, and Bo James still has one of these, an actual legitimate Wright brothers
fucking chiseled that he has tweeted out pictures of at King of Kingsport, you can find him.
But for the people who haven't heard the story, the Wright brothers, and Ron specifically
didn't want people
smart to the wrestling business
and if
they saw somebody
bladen, they get smart to the wrestling
business so Ron invented a shortcut.
He went to a machinist shop
and he had a piece of flat metal
he had the tip of a chisel
sharpened down and put on the goddamn piece of flat metal
that was
high enough to go in your
your skin, but not deep enough to goddamn fracture your skull.
And then they put tape around it so that the chisel part was sticking out, and they made
it a set of brass knucks kind of for real, but the tape cushioned the blow of the metal,
but they would draw back and pop you on a forehead, and you would get color without having a blade.
So the way Kevin told the story, he's like,
and we're fighting and it's getting crazy.
And then fucking, he said, yes, he said, it's Donnie.
He said, Donnie grabbed him by the hair with the left hand.
And he said, okay, kid, here comes your color.
And he drew back and he said, Kevin said, we looked at his fist.
It looked like he had a double-bladed axe on a goddamn end of his fucking fist.
And he punched him with it.
Boom.
And he goes down and he's bleeding.
And at this point, Kevin says,
fuck, these fucking hillbillies,
it's all been a plot.
They've got me down here.
They're going to fucking kill me.
This is a double cross.
I've got to defend myself.
And he pulls his chain
out of his fucking tights
and wraps it around his fist
and gets back up
and punches Donnie in the face
as hard as he can
and busts his fucking cheek open.
And down goes Donnie.
And Kevin gets on top of him.
He's going to beat him to death.
and Donnie looked up at him and said,
Adaway kid, lay it in.
That's the way we like it down here.
And he's a fuck.
And he dropped,
he just started freaking out.
What do I fucking do?
He dropped the chain and everything.
He was thinking about climbing out
and they fucking grabbed him and started working with him.
That was his introduction to Tennessee wrestling.
And not the end of his relationship with Tennessee wrestling.
Again,
that's the early 70s.
He would end up there again in the early 80s.
that's, I guess, where you would first get to know them or get to...
Well, hold on, no.
He went to Memphis from there.
Kevin Sullivan, as a young baby face, was...
It worked for Goulas from the time that he left Knoxville after that run was over with through...
Sometime in 1972, I'd have to go back and look at Tuesday Night at the Gardens,
the wonderful book on that era.
But he had worked this territory in the early 70s.
the Memphis territory as well.
And then I think from there, did he not,
he had an early run in Georgia also, did he not?
But nevertheless, maybe I'm thinking wrong.
But he started going to some of the major territories,
everybody that's been talking about his career
and all of the tributes that have come out
focused on, well, you know, they kind of start with a varsity club and, you know, there's
the 90s WCW and everything, but he had been a star in almost every territory he worked in.
And the Florida stuff, I feel like the, the, again, it's not Satan, it's not, he's not the devil,
but yeah, the dark side Kevin Sullivan kind of not overwhelmed, but it's kind of the thing people
most think about, because in one way or another, even with the varsity club, he kind of still
held on to that persona.
Yeah, well, that's why I mean, the clips are easier to find, and everybody has seen,
you know, more of that that was on TBS, et cetera.
But he didn't start the Sullivan's army of darkness the whole nine yards until what, 82-ish?
Right after he left Memphis.
Remember, he left Memphis because there was a thing on TV when he returned.
and I want to say was Lance Russell interviewing Steve Kern
as like a warning to the fans of Florida,
the promoters in Florida,
he's a different guy,
he's not the Kevin Sullivan,
the friendly,
I'm going to tag up with Mike Graham, Kevin Sullivan,
that guy's gone.
There's something different about this guy.
And that was his return,
and then, of course,
that's when the whole gimmick change happened.
So that was 1982.
He's 12 years into his career.
and the early Florida run
where he was the partner of Mike Graham
and one of the top baby faces in the state
gets overlooked because that was really the pre
home video era for any but the most fanatical
but Kevin again
you know when I did a back to the territories
interview with him we talked
extensively about that period because he looked
like Mike Graham.
They were about the same height.
Mike Graham, in those days,
not the thin,
you know,
late 80s wrestler or
WCW executive,
he was a power lifter,
so he was bulky.
And Kevin,
even though he was short,
he was bulky
because in those early years,
he was more into powerlifting
and, you know, strength.
And when they grew a mustache,
they looked like brothers.
So it was almost like you had
a Graham brothers, that's the way
Eddie Graham used him. My
Graham and Kevin Sullivan
for some period of time
were joined at the hip,
indistinguishable in Florida wrestling.
Actually, for a time,
Eddie Graham was closer with Kevin than he was his own son
apparently. Well, yeah, that's
another issue, is that Eddie
and Mike had the
Graham family, and we won't get into a
sub-reference here, but the Graham family
dynamics at various points
in time, people were on
the outs and Eddie
had taken Kevin
as more of a son he was out in a fishing
boat and he was confiding things
in him
more than Mike at one point
and that's another reason why that
I mean you know what everybody says
oh what a great mind what a great mind
a lot of the fans they
well he you know he was a booker
but they don't understand that he got to
actually sit in a fucking boat with Eddie Graham
and have a personal relationship with him and learn all of that shit.
So he not only he could book or he could call a finish or he could just, you know,
look at a guy and say, you ought to do this or you ought to more of that or less of that or whatever.
And it was carrying that, you know, that business on.
When Flair was the booker in WCW, Kevin was his assistant, but Kevin was the only one.
one who had booked between me and Rick and Kevin he's the only one that had actually been a
booker so he was kind of like showing every flare as we've talked about had the big time ideas
and the major programs and made the major decisions but it was like you know Kevin knew how to put
it together that's how I was able to learn something about it he was
assisting or involved with
a lot more people who were booking at the time when they were successful.
Did I make sense of that statement?
Even if he wasn't official, he had a hand in things.
You know, when you think of his run in Georgia,
I always love that match him and Tony Atlas against Alexis Smirnoff and Ivan Kohloff
where they use the ether and then they interview the fans who,
I'm a nurse and that was ether.
Yes.
It gets it over so good.
but he was great as a baby-faced there and who was in charge.
That was Bill Watts as one of the co-owners.
That may have been at that point only in Bill Watts booking or Bill Watts alone booking,
but he was there in Georgia under people that he didn't have the same relationship with
that he did Eddie Graham, but again, he was exposed to a lot of the top minds.
Well, and they did show some footage or a couple of clips on the tribute that the WWW did.
and we got to recognize them because we said,
oh, Sika got two minutes, you know,
because the Rock's on the board of directors,
but Kevin got two minutes and he never even worked there.
So it's just,
it's the new regime.
So we got to recognize him for that.
He worked for Polynesian pro wrestling, though.
Oh, come on.
Him and Mark Lewin and the fallen angel.
Well, yes, they did, but still,
I don't think we're going that far.
And by the way,
and if we do make a couple of wisecracks dirt,
of course this, Kevin would be, it would be, jamming, Brian, I can't do the fucking accent.
I sound like Jericho, but Derek, but, you know, make some jokes.
What is this?
A fucking funeral?
He used to, every now and then, I never knew what it was sometimes that triggered him to text
me or leave me a voicemail.
And it would just be like, Brian, you're a great therapist.
Okay.
You know, but, you know, I liked that.
I would hear feedback from him, and sometimes you would be listening to something
that I had recorded a while back
and I would get like recently, or the most
recent texts I got from him was out of nowhere.
Great job on the Atlanta War
podcasts. I'm like, wow, that was a long time ago.
He was just listening to it. He just found it.
But I've got a couple of voicemails
that I've saved and recorded for
posterity for myself that I probably
if I played them from Kevin,
it would hurt the feelings of some
people who may love him, but
he'd be like you're completely right
he's a fucking idiot
what the fuck are they doing
I've got a few of those two
probably not as good as yours
but anyway where were we going with that oh so they showed
some clips he worked he had a run
in the WWWF as a baby face
Kevin Sullivan what was that in 1976
because of
the relationship that Eddie Graham
had with Vince Sr. in the Florida and New York pipeline.
So he had already worked for Vince Senior.
By the mid-70s, he had that to Watts and Oli and Eddie Graham.
And then Knoxville, Kevin was not a, before he was a heel in the, you know, in the 80s.
And, you know, we talked about that he had at one point one of the TV stations.
had him just introducing clips of other wrestling promotions
when there was no local promotion in town
because they wanted wrestling
and he was the guy that they had hosted.
But when Ron Fuller was running Southeastern
the first time around by what was it, 7778,
Kevin was a huge fucking baby face there for a couple of years.
He was a baby face there during the
1979 WS, no, 78 WFIA.
convention. And that was coming off his run, the last big baby face star in San Francisco,
him and Bob Rup. That was right before that. Yeah, where they
revitalized the business for Roy Shire and then Rup tried to steal the territory and
killed it again. And then Kevin ended up in Knoxville to watch Rup try to do that
exact same movement. Yes, and here comes Rufins and kills the goddamn territory again.
Jesus Christ, but fortunately by then Kevin went to fucking Georgia.
did he not?
Yeah, that's right.
Again, he's on TBS or he's in the middle of a hot territory or he's revitalizing something
or he's working for these, you know, smart fucking people.
And then the reason why that I was excited to seem before he even came to Memphis,
his first Tennessee run 1971 or what it was right before me.
so I'd seen the name in the newspaper ads
but I'd you know
until cable became a thing
we'd see him on TBS
and heard his reputation from Florida
you know but at that point in time
the Tennessee territory
it was still a big deal when a major
name from national television
came in as a regular
it not necessarily
to make Memphis shots or to fight Lawler or whatever
but as a regular on the card
and Kevin was a big name at that time
so when he came in here
and they instantly you know aligned him
with Jimmy Hart the top heel faction
he and Wayne Ferris Danny Davis
and a rotating cast as the second
nightmare when
David Oswald quit to business
and Ted Allen dumbed himself out of position
but you know he could talk then and as a heel it was different because he had been a baby face most of the time that you'd seen or heard of him
but also you well you've seen the pictures just yesterday at that point all of a sudden Kevin Sullivan that had been a big barrel chested power lifter
he was fucking ripped he had gotten into bodybuilding and I think it wasn't
point he dieted down to like 188 pounds he had fucking eight abs the goddamn definition was insane
and that's when didn't he do a bodybuilding contest at that point with somebody they had footage of it
on georgia tv i want to say it was tony atlas yes but i'm not certain but i think it was tony alice
but anyway he goes from like you know five eight two 70 to five eight 188 188 and two percent body fat
And, you know, then that was a real good run as a heel for him here, even though he was still doing,
he was Kevin Sullivan a regular person, right?
But then, as you said, by the time that he finished the run here in Memphis and went back to Florida,
he was fixed to go the whole heel route.
And this was kind of a dry run for at least working in the ring.
Well, he was in the first family with Jimmy Hart, and that's a great period for the first
family. But, you know, Kevin, and I haven't listened to it in a while, but in the many
conversations I had with him, I want to say he indicated that before he went back to Florida,
he either thought he was going to be or he was led to believe that he may be one of the
bookers or get a chance to book. Do you remember anything about that? In Memphis?
Well, see, that was when I was still a photographer. So I would not have been sitting
around in the locker room listening to people complain because I wasn't in there yet.
But I can believe he was led to believe that by somebody, not saying who, could have been
one of several people, but I can't see it ever actually happening because, not because he
couldn't or because, you know, he wouldn't do a good job, but because Jared, he owned the
company.
Lawler was not a 50%
partner in 1981, but still
he had a percentage of Memphis,
and if Lawler wasn't
the Booker,
Dundee was going to be.
And the one time
they went outside the circle was Robert
Fuller, and that didn't end well.
So
I don't know
unless
Jim Barnett or Eddie Graham were
telling Jerry Jarrett, oh, you've got to do this.
I don't think he would have done it just because Kevin was not a homesteader.
And they tried to keep it in a circle.
And again, he returns to Florida, and this is really the...
And let me make this point.
And then if Eddie Graham or Jim Barnett was telling Jerry Jarrett, you ought to do this.
And he was thinking about it, then Lawler was figuring out a way to say, oh!
And maybe, Dundee would have been fine with what little man wanted to do.
But I think Lawler would be, wait a minute.
Well, you would return to Florida,
and this is really where we would see his creativity come out for the first time.
At first it's him and Jake Roberts,
and then slowly they add people.
Everyone remembers Mark Lewin walking out of the water,
the purple haze emerging from the sea.
But this is really kind of Kevin,
Kevin's creativity unleashed,
both with Dusty there at the beginning in 83,
and then after Dusty leaves Florida,
the show kind of becomes all about Kevin Sullivan and his stable.
And by the way, that's where I researched bringing Leviathan up out of the Ohio River
was the Purple Hays deal.
And Kevin, at that point, I think Florida was a perfect territory for that
because they weren't going to get heat with the TV station
because Eddie Graham had such wonderful, you know,
know, goodwill and was involved in every civic organization in the goddamn state, right?
And always getting awards.
So they were pretty safe with TV.
But also, what made it, I've talked to Kevin a couple times about this also was he had massive heat
and his group had massive heat with much of the fan population.
But there was that 10 or 15 percent in Florida of those weirdos that started either not
coming to support him, bringing him snakes,
traveling around to see him.
Remember the
the Kevin Sullivan fans van
is the one that got burned
into parking lot at that time?
Do you remember that story?
No.
They had some group of, you know,
several, you know,
alternatively thinking individuals
who were into whatever they thought
Kevin's group was, right?
for real and the snakes and the fucking
they were driving around
following them at the town and they got
so much heat with the other fans because
they were trying to support
Kevin Sullivan and his group that the other
fans set fire to their goddamn
devil van that these fans were driving around in
in the parking lot of the wrestling matches
and it because
everybody believed
it either one way or another right
it was like 90 against but 10-4
and that made it really fun
fucking intense for people.
And they could get away with doing wacky things
because they believed that Kevin was off his fucking rocker.
And Kevin took it really far, at times maybe even too far,
but he took it really far, but there were lengths he didn't want to go.
Didn't he get, I don't know if Mad's the right word,
but upset when the after mags had a quote attributed to him that was made up,
like, I am the devil or I worshiped the devil?
Oh, yeah, yes.
See, that's the thing.
he never said Satan.
He never said the devil.
It was non-denominational devil with them, if you will.
It was just a cult or a group or a band of wild, weird, wacky personalities,
and he'd let people's imagination take it into, well, people would have sworn that he was
slaughtering goats and praise of Satan and drinking blood in the moonlight.
He didn't do any of that shit.
Never said devil, never said...
Now, Dusty, Dusty would say that Kevin Thullivan, you little devil, shit like that.
But no, he never said Satan, never said devil, never mentioned God.
But it was just, it was what people imagined it to be.
But the things he did talk about, you remember, Abu Deneen, the tree of woe.
These were the things we heard about.
I have taken the beetle nut.
Him and Mark Lewin were taking some beetle nuts on planes over to the fucking Pacific Rim.
They were always where Steve Ricard over there, different shows.
King Curtis.
Is the Purple Hays the most successful wrestler named after a strain of weed?
Well, either that or a Hendrik song, one of the other.
Same thing.
And there's a little LSD involved in there also.
which is where King Curtis came in handy.
But where were we going with it?
Now you've thrown me off.
And it's interesting, too.
If you look at the people, Kevin would end up not only surrounding himself with,
but getting along with him being a liaison,
maybe the last connection in some ways they have to the wrestling world.
Mark Lewin, King Curtis, the sheik.
It's interesting to people that he forged relationships with.
Kevin is the one who set up or helped facilitate the,
the Sheik to come back to Crockett for the summer 88 Great American Bash in Detroit
that the most successful show Crockett ever ran there because Sheik was in the main event.
And also Kevin would facilitate, as we talked about, the international shit.
And that went back before the 90s and or, you know, Victor Quinoas in Florida,
going to Japan with his group, or Steve Ricard doing.
something, you know, in Singapore, or the Polynesian pro wrestling, bringing in guys from
Japan, and then Kevin getting on one Smoky Mountain Wrestling TV taping, I had Miguel Perez,
Jr., Bill DeMott, who at the time was Crash the Terminator.
Crash the Terminator.
What a cool name.
Connemura, the Japanese guy, bless his little peepig and heart.
Yuki Ro Canamora, later Wing Canamora.
And, and Taz, I think, was on that same taping.
And, you know, he was always keeping track of who and what was going on in wrestling
outside of the big companies if he wasn't in a big company and was, you know,
working on deals for everybody.
And side note, he's the one, Kevin, God damn it, I've told you this in person.
He was the one that told me, oh, this guy.
he gigs his arm.
Like, what the fuck?
For those of you,
and I will now blame Kevin.
For those of you who know,
you know, but for those of you don't know.
Most gruesome match in American wrestling television history.
So Kevin is a heel in Smoky Mountain Wrestling.
He has been the one,
Brian Lee,
primetime Brian Lee was the top baby face.
at the time.
Yes, we were struggling, ladies gentlemen.
But suddenly these weirdos and these creeps and these monsters start attacking him from out of nowhere.
You had this big Mongolian guy, the Mongolian mauler.
He just passed away not long ago.
Mr. Peter R. Miller, one of the weirdest fucking people in a nice way, weirdest fucking people I ever met in a business of weird people.
Oh, God damn.
the night we had him hide under the ring
at the TV taping to fucking come out
and goddamn attack Brian Lee, right?
As another emissary sent by this mysterious force,
he's under the ring when the people come in the door.
And it's on the second taping,
so he's got to be under there for like two hours, 15 minutes.
And in the first taping,
it's Robert Fuller and Jimmy Golden, the stud stable,
and they're beating up whoever they're working with,
and it's getting wild,
and Jimmy Golden goes,
and he's going to look under the ring
see if he can pull out a chair
and he fucking flips the apron skirt back
and he comes face to face with the Mongolian mauler
who he doesn't know is under the ring.
It scared the shit out of people.
Oh, he had those contact lenses too, remember?
Yes.
He had contact lenses that Mongolian did
and made his fucking eyes all black
and a goddamn giant, fucking bulbous bald head
with a fucking little thing of hair sticking out on top.
And Jimmy Golden was looking at him nose to nose
when he was looking for a chair under the ring.
Oh, God damn.
He's handed me.
And he throws the fucking flap back.
And anyway...
Hey, how did you signal him that it was time from the do his thing?
Hilded brand when I think somehow bamed four times on the fucking mat or whatever, I believe.
You know, I mean, this is low budget.
But anyway, not germane.
There had been Adam Baum.
Brian Clark, the Nightstalker.
He did some.
and Kevin finally is revealed as the master,
the secret fucking manipulator behind all of this band of weirdos
when he came in the ring and he stabbed Brian Lee in the head
with the golden spike like fucking, I don't know, 25 times or whatever.
And Brian bled like you'd run him through a razor blade factory.
And we instituted the goddamn red X up over the screen.
like they did in the 70s and the WWWF
so that we would get kicked off television
showing all this blood and it made it even
oh my God
so now Kevin says Jimmy
Jimmy I can't do the accent
we can get the spike over
these guys from
that Victor was booking in Japan
Miguel and Demott
and also Kanamura
with the wing promotion I guess
or whatever they were doing over there
well can they come and be on the American television
and the Japanese photographers will be there
got a big spread on Smoky Mountain in the Japanese papers
and he said and Kanamura
who gets a spike over he blades his arm
and at the time
you know every once in a while
Dusty had done it
and the sheik had done it when
the doctor told him he couldn't fucking cut his head anymore
it wouldn't bleed
he'd cut his head and fucking sand
would come out.
So, I said,
are you sure?
Yeah, oh yeah, he does it over there.
All right.
You know, there's no athletic commission in Tennessee.
I'm not going to get my promoter's license booted.
He'll get a little color from the arm.
You know, like Dusty is done or the sheik's done or whatever.
And so they have the match and finally Kevin pulls out the fucking golden spike
and he fucking stabs him in the arm with it.
And I see the guy go down.
and he made a little swipe and then
didn't see anything and
then I see him doing something else I'm like what the
fuck I guess it just ain't going to work right
and then I see him do something else
and then you see Brian you remember the foot
you remember Brian Hildbrand Mark Curtis when he walks
over to look because now Kevin's trying to work on him
with the spike and they're doing whatever they're doing
and you don't see really any blood
but then all of a sudden Brian Hildren walks over
and looks out and just gets that look on his face
that Brian used to get when he was seeing something he shouldn't see
and he just kind of turns around and walks off
and he told me later on
it was the sickest thing
this guy had cut down the side of his arm
the bicep level
big enough it looked like you could lay his fucking fingers in
but it wasn't bleeding
and then all of a sudden it started bleeding
and so anyway
it still didn't
Brian Lee
by drinking two beers and taking a couple of aspirins
bled more from a fucking inch and a half blade job
to the head than this fucking guy did
when he just about
dismembered or decapitated
what's the word amputated his fucking arm
yeah it was really gruesome
really disgusting
and well I don't think
Kevin assumed he was going to be doing
that either but whatever the guy
did he cut it somewhere where
this expert at arm blading
cut it where you wouldn't bleed
anyway until you got down to the goddamn
bone or whatever
and let me let me put
the period on the end of the goddamn story
and remember where you were going
so we're back in the back
they're wrapping this guy's arm up they've called
to ambulance and what the fuck is he
Why did he do that?
I don't know, Jimmy.
It worked before whatever,
but they take the guy.
Now, think about this,
we are, you know where Pigeon Forge, Tennessee is, don't you?
I do.
Well, we are in Severeville,
which is legitimately the next,
Severevill was actually a town
when Pigeon Forge was just a wide spot in the road,
but now Pigeon Forge is a tourist attraction.
This small,
Poh-Dunk town at the high school gym.
And I think the fire department took him to the goddamn hospital.
He's a Japanese guy still dressed in his wrestling outfit with what looks to be of a severe fucking knife wound.
Running down his goddamn arm doesn't speak a lick of English.
and he comes in at 11 o'clock on a Monday night.
Everybody in fucking town heard about this fucking guy.
It didn't draw us a dime,
but it was the goddamn biggest story in history
in fucking Severeville, Tennessee,
to ever happen on a Monday night at least.
They had never seen anything like it.
But Kevin's running Smoky Madden,
overall, I think is pretty underrated.
It's one of the runs I enjoy.
It was the first and maybe the only time
I ever enjoyed the nightstop.
Because remember, he had that match with Sid Vicious at the Clash of Champions.
Yes.
That everyone said at that point, things have been a lot worse since.
But people said that was the worst match ever.
And then he really didn't do much yet, Ox Baker guiding his career.
And then he ended up there with Kevin.
The worst manager ever.
But when he ended up with Kevin, it worked.
Like, that was the perfect guy to stand behind Kevin.
But here was the thing.
I had booked Brian Clark Nightstalker independently of Kevin.
you know why?
Paul Orndorff.
He lived in Atlanta and he was driving Paul Orndorff.
And Paul said, would you do me a favor?
Because when he said, well, you do me a favor?
And book this guy's going to drive me.
I said, what's his name?
The Night Stalker.
I was like, oh, Jesus Christ, because I'd seen the match, right?
With Sid.
But he said, no, I'm working with him.
So Paul had been working with him a little bit.
And then once that Kevin saw him, he said, he's perfect.
Because the Nightstalker, right?
Why wouldn't he be perfect for Kevin's?
Sullivan. And that's what Kevin was able to take him. And as part of that, the angle that Kevin was
doing where he led the group, which then we tailored down to the Nightstalker for budget reasons,
but the group and he was a heel and he was involved in things without the pressure of being
a single main event guy as green as he was being on Brian Clark.
You know, the other thing I think about with Smoky Mountain is I don't, I don't.
didn't get to go to the first fan week in 93. I went 94-95. But Scott Cornish, the late Scott
Cornish, the noted wrestling humorist, always talked about the biggest I welcome to a Smoky
Mountain moment for those fans in 93 was that first show, Kevin Sullivan versus the Mongolian
stomper. I want to say it was Morristown, maybe. And they wrestled in and out of the building.
And again, a Mongolian stomper hadn't really been doing much. So it was just this wild,
and now we're all used to them.
They're everywhere.
But not everyone was doing that then.
Kevin was one of the pioneers, I hate to say it, in some ways,
of that brawl around the building, but it worked.
And again, it was one of those memorable matches that people still talked about.
Yeah, and he took it because they were doing it in Japan.
Brody and those guys were doing it in Japan,
and it was easier to get away with because Japanese people wouldn't sue you, right?
but like you said people weren't seeing that every match every show on a regular basis
and I let people do it that I could trust and you trust Kevin not going to get in trouble
not going to fucking be reckless with some gimmick and decapitate some kid
but also Kevin understood from his previous run in Knoxville in 78 who the stomper was
So he was a big star that would come in and work at that time with Archie who had,
the Mongolian Stomper had respect amongst a certain era of the boys because,
well, Brett Hart said the greatest heel in the history of stampede wrestling.
I think he may have said the greatest heel in the history of Canada wrestling.
Well, the history of Canada.
And it probably still, well, Joe Leduc might want a word.
But, well, no, Ladook was a baby.
face up there. So nevertheless.
But also with Archie in Knoxville, because Kevin had been there in 78, he was the hottest
heel in the history of that town. And Archie had been retired for like five years at that point.
He was working for the Sheriff's Department, but he still kept, he rode his bicycle.
What was he? 56 maybe when he started working for me. He rode his bicycle every day to work
at the sheriff's department seven miles each way.
And he looked fucking great.
So he became our go-to baby-face monster.
They weren't going to boo him anymore.
He wasn't in the business of getting heat full-time anymore.
But he was such a name there that if you brought him in and made him the monster,
he didn't have to speak.
He was the goddamn the equalizer or a special tag.
partner, whatever the case,
the people loved it, and Kevin
knew how to work with him. So,
and you set the tone
from the start. As soon as
the people heard, I played the theme from
Halloween for him.
Ding-dun-dun-d-d-d-d-d-
And here comes fucking Archie. He hits the
ring, they fight, they go everywhere,
in and out, whatever
the fuck, it's crazy.
So the boot comes into
play, something fucking happens.
And whether it's a dean,
or the heel gets beat, you don't beat the stomper.
And it worked for three fucking years, a couple times a year.
Like roughhouse Fargo, we could bring Archie back.
It started with Kevin, too, because remember,
Christmas Chaos 92, I think, when Brian Lee was hurt,
someone had to come and defend, I guess, Brian Lee.
It was Montauvin'estompur.
The honor of him.
What honor you say?
No, but yeah.
And then, oh, one of the,
Greatest ones we did was after, I think, Archie had worked probably with Kevin in Johnson City at Freedom Hall.
And we're doing a backstage interview with somebody else, right?
In the locker room, the announcer is standing there and he's interviewing whoever this is,
and all of a sudden you hear, bam, boom, from the next room, and then a door flies open.
And somebody, I think it might have been Brian Hildebrand, Mark Curtis, runs out and says,
he's loose, he's loose, run!
And then somebody else flies out of the room
and then there comes the fucking stomper
around the corner with his boot in his hand.
And he charges down the hall
and people are screaming out of the way!
And he goes across and he knocks down the heel door
and fucking gets on Kevin and you see the boot flying and everything.
People love shit like that.
We treated him like the Frankenstein monster
and Kevin was the perfect
opponent for him because he knew how to
fucking heal him down or use an object to get an advantage
or, you know, when to not beat up the monster.
Because to a lot of guys that had names at that point,
Archie would have looked like a well-conditioned man in his 60s
and probably not giving him the deference that he deserved.
Where were we going with that?
We were just talking about Kevin and Smoky Mountain
and the various places Kevin was and ended up
and the people who worked with.
And going back also, but one thing, the triple Tower of Doom, do you remember that?
Yeah, unfortunately, 88.
88.
But here's the thing.
And the whole thing leading up to that and the execution of that and the story behind that,
Kevin sat down with me on Crockett's plane one night before that whole thing unfolded
and explained it to me
and I thought it was the greatest goddamn thing
I'd ever heard of in a history of wrestling.
The problem became an actual execution.
Other people had to do it
and you had to see it
and you had to put it on television
and you needed Kevin Sullivan
talking to you for an hour and a half to exist.
And then it would have been the greatest thing
you'd ever seen. As long as you didn't see it,
you just heard Kevin tell you about it.
He could make even those ideas.
It was very intricate, as I recall.
It's so much so that I can't remember
what any of the details were,
but I was fucking captivated.
As a fan, you were captivated until you saw it.
And then you're like, this is not good.
I hope they never bring it back,
and then they brought it back for Hogan, remember?
Well, but if you got to bring something stinky back,
bring it back for Hulk.
They brought a back to Hogan
could beat like nine heels in one night
whenever it was, including the returning
Zeus and Jeep Swenson.
There's a couple of names out of the
distant past.
But, yeah, well, and that was Kevin
having to work, unfortunately, with, you know,
the largest ego into business, but he was trying to
make things happen.
He made it work, though. I mean, he, again, he
kind of always put it so that he had to
or the way he saw it was he had to gain Hogan's trust as a booker.
Yeah.
And he did it.
Unfortunately, he had to do a lot of stuff that catered more to Hogan than the fans at different times.
But at the end of the day, you know, we said it the other day when who killed WCW,
if you look at who built WCW, Kevin's responsible for a lot of the good things that happened
and he has almost no responsibility for the fall of WCW.
He's certainly one of the heroes of the WCW story.
And as we mentioned also, when we talked about the first time they killed WCW,
Kevin was not only part of, but pretty much the experienced steady hand in the room
behind the only successful period that they had from 1988 to fucking
1996 and that was
when Flair was Booker
but Kevin was the
the only guy that had ever done that before
and then yes and there was
Jim Hurd was on the committee
and Jim Barnett who
as we've talked about was not there to contribute
ideas on paper for matches or finishes
Jody Hamilton who was
snoring quite
a bit and not given a lot of responsibility.
Jim Ross, who was the beleaguered announcer who had to call whatever fucking came up.
Myself, who had been booking for a grand total of one day, the first day that I was on
the fucking job.
So, you know, Kevin structured the fucking thing just by lack of, you know, guidance elsewhere.
What was the quote that was always attributed to him when...
heard one of the cut flares hair or something, and he said, like, would you change Mickey Mantle's
number?
No, I think it was Babe Ruth.
Babe Ruth?
I think it changed Babe Ruth's number.
I didn't, you know, that's the whole thing.
He had to suffer through the Spartacus and the, the, the, Jim heard the ding-dongs and the hunchback.
He was there for the hunchbacks.
Kevin was in the room for the hunchback pitch and an only shutdown.
everybody's heard that story. Am I repeating myself?
It's been a while, and there are a lot of fans who may not know the legacy of Jim Hurd's creative ideas.
Well, the ding-dongs were such a major success.
Ding-dong!
That Hurd pitched the idea of the hunchbacks.
They were a tag team of hunchbacks,
and the idea was that they were unbeatable because you couldn't pin them since they were hunchbacks,
and you couldn't get both shoulders on the goddamn mat at the same time.
and he pitched this in front of me and Rick Flair
and Kevin Sullivan and Jim Ross
and Oli Anderson was in the room at that point in time
and a few others
and we all suffered through it
and then Oli being the fucking one that you would think he would
be the one
said all right Jim then book me and Arne against the fucking hunchbacks
and I'll slap a fucking submission hold on him
and make him give up and beat him in 30 seconds
well God damn it Oli
You know what I'm talking about.
You know, it's interesting, too, in between WCW, because he was there, I want to say he left by 91, and then he returned to 94.
In that period in between, you know, he had to make a living.
He worked in these like everyone does.
And he did some overseas tours, and he did various things.
But, you know, he stayed relevant with the relevant things happening on what we're going.
was then the independent scene, whether it was Smoky Mountain Wrestling, I don't know if you
consider yourself an independent, but, or ECW.
After Eddie Gilbert left, one of the first people Paul Lee brought in was Kevin Sullivan.
I don't think him and Eddie Gilbert may have coexisted well together at that point.
So after Eddie was gone, one of the many changes Kevin Sullivan came in.
Eddie would have shit himself if Kevin had come in because, you know, Eddie was about being
the booker and Kevin had been a booker, whereas Paul was about being a booker.
with smart people to help him be a Booker.
And Kevin Sullivan was teaming up with Taz.
And that was one of the first things that really elevated TAS
from just being the guy that you used to see on ICW TV,
or IWCCW against Ray Odyssey or Tommy Dreamer,
to seeing him as being an emerging talent.
The Tasmaniac.
Yeah, well, the Tasmaniac.
A lot of that's Paul E, the way he used them,
but a lot of that was the credibility of Kevin Sullivan teaming with him.
well and that's the thing is that
Kevin got
Taz down for the volunteer
slam that year we did the Rage in the Cage
that's why Taz was in it
now that I think of it was
Kevin had got Taz because I needed an extra
fucking heel
that's why he was working Knoxville
that's why he was working ECW
as you said he also did the international dates
and he was still
living in Florida, but he was trying
to make sure that he knew
what was going on and had a
you know, had spots in
various places and
you know, as you said,
stayed, because there was no such thing
as independent wrestling
and internet publicity at that
time in those days. It was all
the magazines
and regional
television can add up if it's seen in the right
places. And as long as he's got his
finger in four or five different things going on, he's always got something going on.
Because Kevin was smart to how the business worked, and when he saw the, most of the territories
going away, he knew he just needed to expand and concentrate.
And you and Paulie both knew that you would be willing to accept promos from him on the beach.
Yes.
But no, but that's the thing.
Well, like I said when we were talking last month about him, he would go above and
be honest, instead of standing in front of a brick wall.
you know, he would find a place that looked good
he did one of the promos that he sent in
was he was reenacting the fucking bar scene
with the bartender from the Shining.
And you got the extra
you know, a bonus of Nancy's arm
or hand reaching into the scene
every once in a while to hand him a drink
or to be an off-camera, you know,
fucking personality of some kind.
And he would put everything into it.
be like,
just,
damn,
Kemen,
you know,
he would think about it.
And we'd talk on the phone about,
you know,
what you want to do
in the finish,
what can we come back with?
You know,
I wouldn't just booking him for dates.
It was,
okay,
here's what we'll do,
and here's who you're working with
and blah,
blah, blah.
And he always,
obviously,
had great ideas
on what to do with it.
Was it Smokey Man or ECW?
There was one promo
I remember he did on the beach
where he starts
like at a distance.
And he doesn't say anything,
It starts with him just walking fast right towards the camera.
And it was intimidated.
It was like, oh, my God, what's he going to do?
But he would return to WCW as a baby face,
team with Cactus Jack against the nasty boys,
a memorable match in Philadelphia at Slambury.
And then, of course, and I guess we should send our sympathies
to his brother, Dave, Evad Sullivan.
Oh, good Lord.
Remember they brought him and they gave him a goofy brother.
That was brought Kevin Sullivan back to WCW.
you. Yes, and he was dyslexic, so his name wasn't Dave, it was Evad. And he was a Hulkomaniac.
What was his name? He was a fairly nice guy. I think I met him a time or two. He had been
wrestling as the equalizer. I can't remember his real name. It has to be Dave something,
because why else would you just assert Dave there is his name Dave Sullivan? I can't,
well, that's a fine Irish name now, God damn it. But yeah, it's a, see,
Even the great ones are sometimes saddled with questionable creative.
But, you know, everybody just thought, well, if it's weird, Kevin can make it work because he usually does.
You know, I guess we should talk a little bit about everything in WCW with him and Nancy and Chris Benoit and everything afterwards.
I've always had a problem with people who, you know, it costs Kevin a lot of his good name.
Yeah.
because a lot of people, first people who were friends with Chris Benoit,
who had become friends with Nancy,
just were insisting that Kevin was this awful, awful guy.
I think it was revealed when we had him on the show four years ago
that Nancy had been arrested for abuse on Kevin, not the other way around.
And, oh, go ahead.
Well, I was just going to say, and by the way, what we're referencing folks,
four years ago, a Dark Side of the Ring episode aired on
the Benoit and Nancy Benoit
tragedy
and Kevin was not on the program
and so therefore
even though other people may have tried to a bit
his story, his side was not represented well
in the episode.
And we had,
Brian and I had him on the show here,
which you can find it on the YouTube channel.
Official Jim Cornett is what I'm talking about.
I'm not trying to be commercial,
but everybody should hear that
because he was not on the show
because he turned down the request to be on the show
because the promise he had made to Nancy's parents.
Yeah, he was waiting for permission from them.
He said that was the only thing
that would hold them up from talking about it
was he wanted her parents
to give him permission.
Darkside put up
some text on the screen saying that he declined to be interviewed,
but that was kind of not the whole story,
and we had Kevin on to tell the story.
And to be honest, Nancy's sister,
not a fan of Kevin's,
which has colored some
viewpoints on a situation,
but Nancy was a, a,
a handful.
And everybody has issues with their personal lives.
But what really just disgusted me was these stupid people,
because the people, oh, Kevin Sullivan had something to do with it.
It wasn't Chris Ben, that whole bunch of bullshit,
you'd have to be a complete fucking imbecile on a verge of being,
locked up for your own safety rather than being out in public to believe that Kevin had something
to do with any of their deaths.
So what it amounted to was a bunch of fucking assholes, acting like assholes, trying to be
assholes, and malign and slander somebody that was more successful than they would
ever be at anything.
And that's what makes me mad because it's not like a great amount of people believed it.
You couldn't.
It's fucking stupid.
But a great amount of people would say it
because they thought that that made them
special in some way.
Yeah, and Kevin took a lot of hits, and he was quiet.
He didn't say anything.
And he took a lot of hits.
And as timing has gone by
and different things have come out, I think you could say
Kevin was really treated horribly by a lot of people
and that Chris Benoit was always the bad guy.
you know, he was abusive, not just at the end, but he was abusive,
he was hooked on drugs, loaded to the tits on steroids,
and it was easy for everyone to point the finger of Kevin as being the problem.
But Kevin, you know, like I said, he took a lot of hits.
Triple H had very nice words to say about him in that tribute video on Smackdown,
and they did a very nice job with that.
Next time you're going to use any of my images, ask for permission.
But, you know, it's like he said all these nice things.
things. What a great mind he was, and he was. You know, we were talking to him in recent years.
He was. Why not give him a job at some point? You know, why not bring him in and use that mind?
And Kevin, there are a lot of very small independent promotions and some medium-sized ones
that benefited over the last 15, 20 years from Kevin's availability and his ability to
go someplace and treat something seriously. And even if it's for one night, if he was going to be
booking or helping with creative ideas, he took it very seriously.
He was still trying to help wrestlers and promoters.
You know what? Here's the, well, I'll say sad thing.
I mean, my God, you know, he's been retired for a while now.
But if this was, if the Triple H regime, the Paul Levec regime, Vince's absence,
if that had happened 15 years ago, you may very well have seen.
seen that because
I think this was another example
of Vince's
he's a wrestling guy
or you know
he doesn't understand what we do
something like that
it has always been
the problem with getting certain
people that Vince
didn't grow up with
grow up around
didn't serve him well for long periods of time
didn't work in his specific
company
success outside as
he was
very lackadaisical in recognizing
and it wasn't like
Kevin Dunn was going
oh you know we ought to get this Kevin
Kevin Sullivan in here he's
a wrestling guy Vince whatever
I think if now was 15 years ago
and
Triple H was in charge I have a feeling
that Kevin would have been being consulted
on a variety of things
Yeah, I mean, so many of the people who are involved with the failures of WCW, including the
death of it, all were able to maintain employment and wrestling, whether it's in WWE or TNA.
But Kevin, again, Booker for the most successful periods, never got that chance.
And a lot of it was because, you know, the Benoit and that crew putting the mouth on them.
They made him the bad guy not just to, you know, not that a promotion has.
but to fans.
Once you heard that all these guys hated Kevin Sullivan,
it made a lot of fans hate Kevin Sullivan.
I think a lot of people, for a very long time,
looked unfairly at Kevin,
who, you know, again, from my experience,
the nicest possible guy.
And so giving with his time and his information and his knowledge.
And I think his reputation,
I think he's getting it back a lot now,
but for years it took a really unfair hit.
well and also think about this
were they going to pick Kevin up
in the WWE
when Benoit and his guys had just gone there
before WCW goes out of business that was not an opportune time
but
you know that is as you said
not only with the fans but also with some of the boys
I can see where these guys would have gone
and if you hadn't worked with Kevin
oh, this fucking guy.
Yeah, I mean, you can't say,
like he put, you know, the famous story is, you know,
they couldn't want to work with him,
he put the belt on Benoit,
and then Benoit left.
But you can't say Kevin wasn't a guy
who put over or helped young wrestlers.
He always did.
Always.
He helped make careers.
Would Rick Steiner have become Rick Steiner
without Kevin Sullivan?
Would Mike Rotunda have ever been watchable?
Without Kevin Sullivan?
They're all, Mick Foley.
Would he have ever?
gotten a chance on national TV.
I actually have a promo here, a bunch of people
have sent, maybe I'll play audio in a moment, without
Kevin Sullivan.
And the list goes on and on. And when you look at
WCW, again, he was the Booker.
If there was a time where you enjoyed Nitro,
96, 97,
he was the Booker.
So if there's stuff you enjoyed,
make sure you give him some credit for it.
And I'll tell you one thing, though,
talk about getting people booked
and spots and, you know,
working with promoters and everything.
This was about
goddamn seven or eight years ago.
Kevin, I'm talking to him on the phone.
He says, Jimmy,
has this guy, and I'm not going to call the guy's name.
But yeah, this guy in West Virginia,
he runs shows he's great.
He's got the money, the shows are great,
the whole thing.
He'd love to talk to you.
Well, Kevin, if you say he's okay, all right,
you know, it's not that far down the road for me
from West Virginia.
So I call the guy and I get booked on his show.
He's okay, it's at such and such gym and God damn it.
May have been Parkersburg, West Virginia.
I can't remember now.
Parkersburg, Clarksburg, somewhere in that area.
But yeah, there's a big festival in town.
There's going to be thousands of people in town.
And we're going to have this big wrestling show
when the Rock and Roll Express are going to be there
and Warlord's going to be.
a barbarian's going to be there and some other people.
Okay, God damn.
All right, I'll do it.
And it's in a middle of the summer, Brian.
And when I get there, they had not lied.
They were exactly right.
There was a big festival in town.
There were thousands of people in town.
Guess where the wrestling show was?
Where?
Not in fucking town.
Where was it?
It was down the road from, it was like five.
I said, where is this goddamn festival?
Because I show up at the building.
There's an empty, it's like in a residential neighborhood.
There's an empty goddamn parking lot for about a hundred cars.
And there's two in it, mine being one of them.
And a trailer pulled up with this building.
I said, where's the festival?
Oh, it's in town.
Where's that?
About five miles down this road.
And you'll get right in the, God damn it.
So it was like.
yes there was a festival there
but you couldn't see the goddamn wrestling
from the festival
and get in this building
it's 90 something degree
and by the way Kevin is not there
Kevin's not booked on this show
Kevin
the jolly joker that he is
he said oh yeah the guy's
I got my money but oh yeah the guy
runs great shows
and he's off home and fucking
whether I think he'd move to Washington
by the end. But nevertheless, I get in this building, if it's 97 degrees in the parking lot, it's 127 in this building.
Because there's absolutely no air conditioning whatsoever, and it's one of the old gyms where the only windows are right up at the top of the general admission seats, right?
Then they can just open them like a foot.
And that's supposed to cause some kind of, it looks like a fucking basketball gym from Hoosiers, right, in the 50s.
and then I go to the locker rooms and they're even hotter.
And then I see them carting out this giant fan
and it's about five feet across
and they go to the concession stand and they get a bucket of ice
and they put a bucket of ice in front of this big fan
and let it blow into the building.
And I go and goddamn get a fucking chair and sit right in front of it
if you are less than 18 inches from this thing,
actually comfortable.
But more than that, and you're like
at a sauna.
And as soon as I had to take a piss
and I get up out of my seat,
goddamn rock and roll
comes in and sits there, so I have to
goddamn kayfate.
But anyway, I then go downstairs
because I feel cool air
coming from the basement,
the stairs down to the basement.
And if you walk down there,
it was 20 degrees cooler.
because it was a natural fucking limestone cave with water dripping and the smell of mildew
would make your eyes water.
So after the show, when I got home, I called Kevin.
I said, Kevin, don't recommend any promoters to me anymore.
I can't take it.
My allergies won't put up with it.
I just got sidetracked telling that story, didn't I?
No, but it's good.
I mean, these are the kind of stories we want to get on here, not just the ones people know, but...
Not just the ones people want to hear, but the ones that...
they need to hear.
Let me play you some audio
because I'd like to get your impression
because this is a period of time
where I think you were still
on the booking committee
and it's maybe the longest bleep
in terms of wrestling ever on TVS.
Kevin Sullivan
with Buzz Sawyer
and Cactus Jack.
Let me go to this.
Kevin, this guy's got to have a little help.
He's got a lot of help.
He's got me.
Let me tell you something.
It ain't the dog's fault
when his mother was carrying to him
and she's walking through the desert
because she was on No man, she couldn't hold it any longer.
She stopped after the minute die.
Didn't die.
By the way, while this is happening, he has Buzz Sawyer, who's on the ground, a chain around his neck,
and Kevin's just holding it there while he's choking himself, Buzz Sawyer.
Yes, Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer, big logging chain around his neck,
Cactus Jack, who's from truth or consequences, New Mexico, and obviously deranged,
and in Kevin Sullivan talking about Y.D's,
who was a Nubian.
And as I remember it from the taping,
there was something about squatting down
and fucking delivering the infant right there
where...
You can read his lips, something about squatting
and the cord.
And Mick Foley, Cactus Jack.
Oh, that's right.
And she chewed the cord.
And Mick Foley is the most normal person
involved in this whole thing.
But let's go back to this.
Because from the fetal position
He crawled the hot burning sands.
That's me.
He crawled the hot burning sand.
It's me.
God.
It's me.
He crawled the hot burning sands.
And when he was burning up and withering,
the she-wolf came.
A dog looked up,
and he was given the breath of life.
It's not the dog's fault.
He's just a pilot.
of the environment.
He'll be okay.
You see, because the dog has me,
the dog finally, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay, the dog has me, has finally found peace in his life.
You see, all he is is misunderstood.
We'll be back right after this.
Did I say J.Y.D.
You said J.Y.
I said, Mad Dog.
Whatever the fuck.
But yes.
And also, with that one was, didn't the, didn't the she wolf kiss the dogs and give him the breath of the, I don't know what the fuck.
I have to go back and read his lips there.
Yeah.
But he's smacking Buzz Sawyer as hard.
Is he getting right in the fucking face?
Yeah.
That's what he kept, when he kept stopping that one sentence, he's just slapping a shit out of his because Buzz loved that kind of shit anyway.
Yeah, hit me.
And he's slapping his shit out of him like he's, you know, training a goddamn wild horse.
What do you think of him and Dusty together?
You got to see them behind the scenes, so what do you think of their feud and their long-running thing in Florida?
And then, of course, for Crockett.
But behind the scenes, what was the relationship like?
Well, they worked great together because they had known each other so long and they'd been, by the time that I was together with them,
they had been, you know, they'd drawn so much money with each other and been such good.
great opponents.
And that whole thing ran for two years in Florida
until Dusty came to the Carolinas.
And then Kevin, as you said earlier,
took over the book down there when Dusty got the book for Crockett.
But that's it.
You know, Kevin, as a performer, he knew
what he needed to do.
And he was also with the guys in his group.
He wanted to flesh that out.
He wasn't going to overstep his back.
But if Dusty came to him, Dusty knew that Kevin can either give good ideas or help flesh it out or understand what he's, what Dusty is looking for because they've worked together for so long.
So that's the thing is that, you know, Dusty loved having Kevin working there on the card because he didn't have to fucking micromanage him.
He could just give him shit and let him run with it.
And he could make something out of it.
Kevin and JJ
J.J. Dylan got along really great, too.
Well, yes.
Same thing. They'd both been in the business
for a long period of time
in a variety of roles
and were not assholes
or power mad, you know, social climbers
and understood how to do their thing.
And it was easy to work with both of them.
What's the secret to the stomp
that Kevin used to do
where he would stomp on the guy's belly?
Well, I don't
I say the same thing with Finn Baller
I've had people say oh no they say you don't feel it
I don't know how with Kevin
there wasn't as much of a secret as much as
at least he wasn't getting that much height
he wasn't getting that much air
he made it work though
you know what
and again his earliest wrestling photos
they said probably to help him that he was 511
I think legitimately he was 5-7
and he made his size work with the style he worked in the ring.
Yes, as a baby face, you know, he was powerful because, like I said,
in the younger years, he was a powerlifter stocky body type
and had a lot of weight and a lot of strength.
People could see it, even though he was vertically challenged.
But then as a heel, because he was constant motion,
and he was aggressive
and he had that level of
crazy by that point
and you know he
that's why he was close with the sheke
because he was a big
he understood what
the sheik did to be special and unique
and
that you know that kind of thing works
when you're a heel and you're crazy
and he could make it work with the sense
of danger and urgency
instead of just the
the walk fighting around
so even though he again wasn't that tall
he was always at
in Memphis when he had been doing the bodybuilding
he wasn't that tall he was goddamn shredded
and it actually made him look taller
and then in the other
eras he wasn't that tall
but he was 250 fucking pounds or whatever
and you could tell that he had some oomph to him
and the like you said the style he worked
as a younger baby face, he could still sell,
he could still bleed, make a comeback or whatever,
but as a heel, he really fell into that pattern of
just trying to be dangerous instead of going for arm drags.
But then, and as you said earlier, though,
you didn't see the goddamn fight in the arena
four matches out of seven.
Right. It was unique.
He was one of the few guys that you knew,
you would get a wild match out of.
And also, and when Smoky Mountain,
the next year,
I think it was,
it was,
it was the next year after the stomper,
he had the fucking arena fight with the big boss man,
Bubba.
Came back and did it one year later.
I've got pictures of them up in the balcony.
I think that was,
whenever the fuck.
I think that was,
I think that was 93 also.
No, that was 93 because it was the same week.
He just did it with Stomper in fucking one town and Bubba in the other town.
But nevertheless,
where was I going with that?
The wild matches and that you didn't see them all over the card back then.
Oh, you didn't see them all over the card back then.
And also, the fact that Kevin could make you believe that there was something going on with him mentally
and that he was way too into this to just be playing a part,
so there was some element of legitimacy to it,
that helped him do things that it would be bullshit.
shit if other people did them because you could see through them.
And he could go farther over.
We talked about Stone Cole, Steve Austin stomping a mud hole in somebody.
But he was over like God so he could not even connect and the people didn't care.
They didn't see it.
They overlooked it.
Didn't compute.
Kevin in Florida had that reputation of the point where one of the, and now some asshole
on an outlaw show was going to do this.
It's going to fall like a fart in church.
But the thing that Kevin did with Blackjack Mulligan.
And the people believed in Blackjack, too.
All the rednecks and the country people down in Florida,
the redneck Riviera over there in Pensacola, whatever.
They were at the Orlando Eddie Graham Sports Stadium,
which was a big 10 building.
It ceded like 5,000 people out in the middle of a fucking field.
And they made a fortune there for years.
and Kevin and Blackjack
they have double DQ
they spill out of the fucking ring
they fight out the back door
out into the parking lot
and off into the darkness
they didn't even have fucking lights out there
they're gone the people are running
where the fuck they go
and then the next goddamn
week on the same night
they have wrestling once a week
they ring the bell for the first match
the first match gets going
they've been going about five minutes
and suddenly through the front door of the arena
wearing the same shit that they had been wearing the week before
and still bleeding
bus Kevin Sullivan and Blackjack Mulligan
and they fight into the fucking rent
and the place goes out of their fucking minds
they didn't stop to think
how could this be they just
oh my God
that's the kind of shit he could get away with
It was one of the great spots I've ever heard of of all time.
You know, I got to talk a lot of baseball with him.
That was one of his big loves was baseball.
When the 86 Mets beat the Red Sox in the World Series, he was working incontinental.
He had to watch it backstage, he said.
A heartbreaking loss for him.
But a few years ago, I'm looking at some of the text messages here.
I wished him a happy birthday in October.
And he wrote back,
Fuck L.A. and Mookie.
Although he's going to be a Hall of Famer,
he better go in as a red socks.
So, love this baseball.
Did you see Fenway Park put him up on the screen, the scoreboard?
That would have meant the world to him.
That would have meant the world to him.
And yeah, again, from my experience, and I met him when I was a kid and I was an intimidating
thing, even though it wasn't really supposed to be.
It was just an autograph signing, but that accent.
You know, nothing he could say when you're a kid sounded nice.
I was wearing a Knicks shirt
He's like
How do you think the Knicks are going to do?
I'm like, uh,
I think they're going to win.
Who do you think is going to win?
No, it's going to be Chicago.
Whatever he yelled it at me.
But, you know, getting to know him the last several years,
he was such a nice guy.
Like I said, always very giving with his time.
He recorded a ton of segments with me.
And he always just gave me unsolicited feedback,
which from Kevin Sullivan, I liked.
I like when top minds give me feedback
as opposed to, you know,
jerkoffs. Yeah, the unsolicited part is sometimes the rub, but with Kevin, you didn't mind.
But with Kevin, I appreciated where it was coming from. So, for my personal experience,
just a tremendous guy, a really nice guy, and I wish he was still here, a really, really nice guy.
Well, everybody, everybody heard what I had to say about how he helped me in WCW,
not only my first booking spot, but in Smoky Mountain and trying to help him.
because he knew what I was going through
and what I owed to him for that.
I'm not going to go through it again
because then I'd just be repeating myself and rambling.
But a lot of people will remember him for a lot of good things.
And who else can you think of?
54 years after they started in the business,
their passing makes the kind of news his did,
not only in a mainstream level,
but also amongst the fans and the boys.
Made the New York Times.
Made the New York Times and a scoreboard
and Fenway Park.
You know,
for that long, I mean,
he was literally
still working in the business
as far as autographs and et cetera
and had wrestled up until just a few years ago
on an intermittent basis.
So,
I don't know,
A lot of people, whatever era it may be, a lot of people have never come close to that level of
involvement or longevity in this business.
And I think we should all be proud of him for that.
Absolutely.
And of course, if you're a listener who wants to hear Kevin in his own words, go back through the archives.
We've had many appearances with Kevin.
Of course, here with Jim on the 605 Super Podcast, telling his own story in his own words.
Jim, with that, let's take a short timeout.
We'll be right back after this.
All right, we are back, folks, and this is your show.
I don't know why...
Yes, I don't know why you welcomed the folks back when it's my program,
and I was going to say that welcome back,
maybe they're not all welcome.
Maybe some of them didn't come back after that musical interlude.
This program brought to you in part by the International Ballpark Organists Association,
the...
A boa.
We got to do a couple of things here on the program now of an entertaining fashion, but first a
correction.
Oh.
A correction.
Not us, somebody else.
Somebody else has said something incorrect, and we're going to correct them.
Can we do that now?
Sure, I don't know exactly what this is, but let's see where this goes.
Well, Uncle Dave.
Uncle Dave proved he may be a small town bird journalist, but he is not an orthopedic
orthopedic surgeon.
Because this was brought to my attention, and
I looked it up, and sure enough,
there it was, in this
recent
Wrestling Observer newsletter that he
printed, recapping
SummerSlam, he
said some people were upset,
because for those who watch
for great matches,
it really didn't deliver that.
No, I just delivered
boatloads of fucking money
and sold
tens of thousands of tickets.
But he was talking about, well, some of the matches
because they didn't really deliver with the matches.
Well, some of that, and this is a quote,
some of that may be related to talent not at 100%.
Ria Ripley was kept from any significant physical activity
and angles leading up to the match,
and the match was built around her selling her shoulder,
which still had a notice.
bump and clearly
wasn't healed.
Brian, I'm
sorry I'd like to be the one to tell Uncle
Dave that once you
separate your shoulder,
that bump doesn't go away.
It can be
as healed as it's ever going to be.
Depending on the person, sometimes
it's more pronounced, sometimes it's less
pronounced, but the bump
exists for the rest of
your fucking life.
and I'm sorry, I know that Ria is a star, and it was an important match,
but do you think that even for SummerSlam,
that they would let this woman that they have got a fortune invested in,
if she wasn't, that's what the meaning of medically cleared is.
They used to, it was like, hey, Brett, can you go after surgery?
Sure, Vince, I'll be there.
But now they have medical protocols, and you have to pass certain parameters of range of motion
or strength, gripping, or depend on what the injury is.
You've got to goddamn go through some shit to show them that you're ready to get back in the ring.
Is it as good as it's ever going to get?
Probably not.
Maybe not.
but it's not like she's not healed at all and there's still some major visible damage.
That's not what the shoulder separation bump is all about.
It doesn't go away when you get healed.
It's yours.
You can keep it.
You would think he would know that being Mr.
bodybuilding and all that stuff all his life.
He looks like he's lifted the whole fucking planet.
Well, I don't know about that.
that and he does like lifting weight.
He looks like he's got the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Well, maybe he hasn't had any sports related injuries due to that.
I thought you were going to say he looks so miserable because he hasn't had any, but...
You thought that's what I was going to say?
Well, it was leading in that direction, and then you took a turn on me.
But anyway, just...
I mean, it's just, again, because his friend's company is struggling
at every metric and every parameter
and the opposition
that he was rooting against all this time
is now
leaving everybody in the fucking dust
and drawing billions and billions of dollars
he's like, well yeah, disappointed people
who were looking for great matches.
Well, apparently there's more people
who are looking for fucking logical, sensible shit
performed by stars
than his version of,
great matches. So he's got to fucking take this apart now. I'm so I just get cranky.
No, and you should probably break that down more. What is a great match? You know, Dave's star rating
system is based on what Dave thinks. He could now say that sometimes it is and sometimes it isn't,
and I think the star limit is infinity, he said. So that means, you know, seven and a half
stars really ain't that impressive when you think about it. To infinity and beyond at a half.
But those are his sensibilities. Those are what he thinks are great matches.
When you and Norman Dooley were doing it,
it was what you guys thought were great matches.
What smart fans today,
or work rate driven fans think are great matches,
may be different than the people sitting in the building.
Because the average person who's not keeping up with all of this,
with this, with all of this,
do you think they're sitting there going,
yeah, this match just isn't that good?
Or did they go, oh, that was great?
Did you see what happened?
That was great.
So I think you have to really separate, and with AEW's issues beyond even Tony's booking
with just the fan base they're catering to and the exposure of just how small and smaller it gets,
but how small it is, you know, you really have to think about what is a great match.
And I'm not saying Liv versus Ria was the greatest thing ever,
but to the fans that are, I mean, that's always the thing we say.
Like, hey, you know, this, this about a
WWE thing, but the fans are eating it up.
And that is kind of what matters.
And it goes back to our whole Hogan versus Andre debate.
Was there a long bear hug?
Yeah.
Could Andre do nothing?
Oh, almost nothing.
Almost nothing.
But the fans there were going nuts.
They loved it.
So what's a great match?
It's all in the eye of the observer, I guess.
Well, but there are different kinds of great matches for different people,
but the problem that I have with
what they think are great matches
maybe it's the same thing as if
if you're drunk in a bar
and the fucking local band playing on stage
you know a couple of people in the band
and your friends are all there and you're having a great time
and boy that fucking guy he can sing
he ought to be on goddamn television
he'd win a goddamn Grammy
but if a professional singer
that had won a Grammy
and was talented
and experienced in that
genre of entertainment was in that crowd,
he'd think, what the fuck
with this drunk fuck
who's missing half the goddamn notes?
And what I see,
unfortunately,
is Uncle Dave
and the people of his ilk
overlook all the sloppiness,
overlook all the amateurishness,
overlook all the nonsensibility,
they want to see people flipping and flying and hitting and crashing and breaking furniture
and doing the same shit everybody else does.
And if they get 10 big holy shit spots in the goddamn course of the match,
they will call it a great match despite the fact that half of the thing looked phony as a football bat
because they weren't really hitting each other.
And nobody knows how to grab a goddamn hold.
So I don't know how you can call something great
when they haven't mastered
the primary
qualification of a pro wrestler
is that you're simulating combat
make it look good
they make it look like shit
and it's obviously phony
and people laugh at it
and then they start breaking furniture over each other's heads
and it becomes a great match.
I don't work.
for me, bro.
And again, you look at the runaway success of
WWE right now.
It's a formula. It's a formula
that works and it's a formula that works
without giving away too much and
you're not hearing about fans
coming away unhappy.
It's such an interesting time.
With AEW,
they don't have that.
There is no formula that works
right now.
There's nothing working.
And, well, let's not
go into that right now. Let's just finish what we were talking about with the shoulders. I just want to
clarify what you're saying because I'll be honest, I didn't really know this, but then again,
I wasn't reporting on it and saying clearly, I think you're right, that was what he said, clearly she was
hurt. Clearly. Clearly has not healed. Because Ria Ripley twice in that match did the spot where she
put her shoulder back into place, and I remember that because I thought the second time was too much.
Yeah, second time was extraneous. But she did that.
spot twice.
You're saying the bump she had had no, nothing to do with any of that.
It was a real bump from a real shoulder separation.
Yes.
That's always going to be there even if the shoulder is 100% healed in some form.
Yes, when the angle that they did, what, two months ago, or however long it's been with
her and Liv, where Liv ran her into the wall and basically, Ria was apparently either
over-exuberant or just hit it on the point or hit it the right way.
and separated her shoulder.
And that bump is indicative of the separation
and will be there from now on.
The shoulder will heal,
but the bump is not going to go away.
So I don't know what, Dave's looking at,
oh my God, look at her shoulder.
Well, I mean, you know, maybe I've just stood something off
that they could have used for an angle.
People would have believed it.
But no, that's the way that that happens.
Hey, you know what episode of the Beverly Hillbillies
is on Me TV right now as we're recording,
the wrestling clampets.
Oh, with Mike Mazzirky.
Gene LaBelle is the referee.
And Rebecca of Donnybrook Farm.
She's coming down the aisle right now.
As you say that,
sprinkling her flowers into the crowd,
Granny loves her wrestling.
Speaking of people in pigtails
coming down, sprinkling their flower petals
into the crowd, we also got to talk
about some more of
Tony Kahn's AEW soldiers apparently have gone AWOL.
What is this I hear about?
The Buccaroos ain't around much right now because they have a contract with limited dates.
Well, this is something that started going around and a bunch of people started emailing it to us,
corny drive-thru at gmail.com.
And I went and looked and I have the quote here.
Now, for the record, before we say this,
while they are EVPs, while they are the persons, the people who brought the elite name to...
The people!
They brought the elite name to all elite.
So you would think they're not just the average wrestler, but it's important to note that a lot of the average wrestlers in AEW or a lot of wrestlers in AEW have limited date deals.
But here's a quote from Brian Alvarez, who very often seems to have the side of, uh,
well, them.
So let's hear what this is.
Well, he is one of the house organs for their vanity project.
Here's the quote.
I got to say this because people have taken this out on the bucks.
Listen, everybody.
If you think that the young bucks booked their own stuff, they don't.
If you are upset about the young bucks not being on TV,
if you are upset about the bucks not defending their tag team titles,
there is one person you could be upset at, and that is Tony Kahn.
Oh!
Because whatever contract they signed, it was for X number of dates, and he has not wanted to pay them.
Maybe he's got some plans for the end of the year.
And wait, wait, wait a minute, hold on here, and he has not wanted to pay this.
So that sounds to me like, and I've heard about arrangements of this nature,
where they have a set number of dates for the example.
exorbitant salary that they are getting, which they've reported from their own chicken lips,
is it where the highest paid tag team ever in wrestling.
But if they want, if Tony wants dates over and above that number of dates, he has to pay him
even more per date if you prorated it than what they're already making.
He don't want to pay him the extra money on the extra dates apparently.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to jump in.
And by the way, the problem isn't them wanting to work with their friends or them only
being able to work one style of stuff and them doing really bad segments.
It's Tony's booking, but let's get back to this.
Maybe he's got some plans for the end of the year,
or they used numbers of dates beginning of the year,
or they used numbers, that's what it says.
I don't know what it is, but it isn't the Youngbucks deciding,
hey, we're going to take the summer off and not defend our tag team titles.
It is like Brock Lesnar.
Remember people getting mad at Brock for never showing up?
for somehow Brock was calling the shots.
It's like he had X number of dates.
They did not want to pay him for extended periods of time.
So they told him to stay home and he farmed and he drank whole milk.
And when they wanted, they called him back to work.
This is what it says here.
And when they wanted, they called him back to work.
And that is exactly.
And that is exactly what the bucks will do when they get the call.
And as we are recording, I've heard they will be on.
dynamite this week against the acclaimed.
Oh, good Lord.
So that's a part of a wonderful build to Wembley for that three-way match.
But again, the young bucks have never meant less.
You know, when he says you could be mad that they're not on the show or this or that,
them being on the show is one of the things that hurt the show.
Yeah.
It's not just Tony's booking of everything with this awful feud with the evil executive vice presidents
against the head of the company who has the power to overrule anything at any time,
doesn't, but he gets beat up.
And just did.
Just did.
He just overruled shit last week, but only some shit.
But they don't think they deserve any of the blame for how awful and how just the
wrestling public at large is not accepting of them because it's not very good.
It's the same match over and over, bad characters, doesn't feel genuine.
Matt Jackson is world-class awful as a professional wrestling talking.
character. It's the kind of heat that makes you turn off the TV.
But let's think about this now for a second. With the other stuff that Tony puts on television,
then he said, oh, go home. It's like when Grizzly Smith wanted to quit his booker for the
Culkins and come back to work for Watts, and what said, no, I'll pay you to stay there and
keep booking because you're lousy. Seriously, on any side of this, how did he sign them for a
contract for that much money and has used all of their dates by August or enough of them
that he's got to be stingy with them.
Do you want me to answer that question, the real answer I would give you if you asked me
that?
Yes.
Their agent is Barry Bloom.
He got them a fucking world-class deal.
And Tony was afraid they would go to WWE, so he gave them whatever they wanted.
That would be my guess.
He not only gave him all that money, but now he's out of dates on him by August.
when we hardly ever saw him to begin with,
except maybe they were in Ring of Honor, I don't fucking know.
Well, not out of date, it's conserving his dates.
Well, conserving it close enough that you need to fucking break that pill in half,
Grandma, and stretch out your blood pressure medicine or whatever.
But also, they're not only making that much money,
they not only have a job where when they do show up half that,
I wonder through the pre-tapes in the back,
where they're wearing the headset
and telling people what to do
does that count as a date
are they getting paid for that
they had to go there
so a point being
he gave them a screwy deal
they've got all that money
and limited dates but they started
the fucking thing they
they wanted to change the world
the elite in all elite wrestling
they wanted to change the world
their executive vice presidents
guess what, if you're a fucking executive vice president
or any kind of goddamn wrestling booker or promoter
in a real company,
you don't get days off at all.
Forget that shit.
When everybody else is off, you're on,
like oldie Anderson used to say.
The wrestlers, if you book them, they show up, they wrestle.
If you don't book them, they're off.
I'm a booker.
I think for a living.
What am I going to do?
Get up one day and say, I'm not going to think today.
Well, some of these people, I think, do that.
But these two pygmies that get everything handed to them,
and he was scared they were going to go to the WWE boy,
he should have let them.
Because then he would have removed a drag on his ratings
in all those crummy TV segments,
and they would have been exposed for what they are.
A couple of cosplaying kids that don't have any idea
how far over their heads they were getting
until they got there.
And now they're getting paid, and they don't have to work.
But that just means that no people are calling for them to work less.
Nobody is aware of the bucks. We want them back.
Only the guy paying them millions of dollars.
It's not about where are they?
It's why are they the tag team champions if they're not going to be there?
Not, hey, let's get them back.
That's what the conversation is.
But the tag titles like every other title there means nothing.
No wonder Cody couldn't wait to get out a bunch of unmotivated, lazy, entitled fucking children.
They started the thing and they don't want to be there every week at the national TV show
for the company that they started and their EVPs in.
Yeah, one day the real story, let's see if anyone has the guts that,
tell it. Cody and Tony and Brandy. Let's see if someone has the guts to tell the story or they're
going to hide behind these NDAs forever. Cody and Tony and Brandy and Britt and the whole heaha gang.
And the bucks. Don't forget those bucks while Kenny Omega is at home playing video games.
But the idea that the young bucks have the most lucrative contract ever for a tag team
work the least amount of dates ever for a meaningful tag team. I mean, every tag team that made
a lot of money worked a lot of dates, right?
Would we say that? Well, yes.
Yeah. Because they drew houses. That's how they made the fucking money.
They drew house. Let me go back to that. No one draws.
They have a dynamite coming up. I think there's 2,400 tickets sold.
You know, they're expecting maybe another thousand if everything goes well.
So, and that's what the bucks on the show apparently.
Being added back to it after weeks off TV where no one was asking for them.
You almost feel sometimes like AEW and it's,
It's hard with the bucks because they are the elite.
And they're more of a tie to the company at this point than Cody, obviously, and Omega's MIA.
You know, Vince McMahon flushed his company of the talent he didn't need.
And slowly but surely the people in NXT who got beat by AEW all ended up in AEW.
Everyone that was in the other than I, Carrying Cross and Timothy Thatcher, everyone who was in the
picture ended up in AEW who was getting beat by AEW.
AEW should look at some of their people who underperform
and do the same thing Vince did.
You know, say, okay, say LaVie, you know, we wish you the best, but
you kind of hope WWE gobbles them up and they eat up their roster and their
locker room and give fans at home a sense of sameness that is not good.
But the bucks are a big part of the problem in AEW, and
You know, you're starting to see slowly but surely a lot of AEW fans, a lot of long-time AEW fans,
they're now all of a sudden realizing the shape of things.
And a lot of people who complained about things that we were saying, sometimes with humor,
sometimes flat out saying it, that were all true.
Every word of it.
Everything was true.
We told everyone, you told everyone, what was going to happen?
and the road to get to the state of things today,
there are a lot of people that just all of a sudden got off the bus,
like, oh my God, I can't believe this dystopia.
Where am I? What's going on here?
But we watched it happen, called it out.
It's not a surprise to us to a lot of people.
It seems to be a real surprise that AEW is a complete shit show,
and there's no end to that shit show in sight.
Because the talent's going to be an issue,
but Tony's got money,
and Tony doesn't want to give up a piece of anything.
So you got a problem.
Well, they've also real quick and we'll move on,
but they're working in reverse with what they were trying to do,
which it's good to have competition.
It'll drive up the boys' salaries.
They'll be, well, the problem is now,
when was WWE's on such a scale,
they can offer more money than ever before,
but when were they offering the most money to people that,
maybe they wanted maybe they didn't before AEW was instituted when a billionaire is going to start a company but we don't know what it's going to look like but we might be worried okay obviously if the WW was even interested as much as people say in Will Osprey and or Okada and Osprey I can kind of see Okada I don't know what the fuck unless they just
wanted to go to Japan and weren't even going to use him in the United States.
But the bucks, if they had any opportunity to ever get a WWE offer of any kind of legitimate
scope, that's gone because the WW now has seen they wouldn't be an acquisition to the
WWE, which they probably never would have been to begin with, but they may have harmed
AEW critically. That may have been something they were considering.
in the WWE office.
But if the buckaroos
disappeared now of the face the planet,
the difference
in AEW would be negligible.
It's not like they're contributing
behind the scenes, obviously,
if they don't even want to come to work to wrestle
in their own company they started.
So why would the WWE ever offer anything to them?
They wouldn't be a boon to their business.
It wouldn't be a blow to AEW's business
if they left.
And they probably thinking, well, yeah, let Tony spend some more of his money on more of these fucking guys that don't mean anything for him.
And so they're going to do the opposite of driving the salaries up as they're going to start driving the salaries down.
Tony overpays for everybody anyway.
Why the fuck are we trying to bid on these motherfuckers?
Let him spend himself instead of rope a dope, spend a friend.
Let him spend money on all these friends he's buying.
I think they're all insane.
Well, the other interesting thing about this story is,
it's not the Young Buck's fault that they're not there.
That's Tony.
So now you're overtly starting to see or hear from
young Buck sympathizers.
You're starting to hear the blame going to Tony outwardly for the first time.
This is something that's been a reality for a long time that people denied.
We always said more people got to.
to come out and admit it, you're now starting to see it.
Well, yeah, because you know who Alvarez talks to to get his slant on things,
and that means that Tony's the bad guy, according to the Buccaneus.
He's the one that's making us do all his stupid shit,
and he's the one to sign us to a stupid deal,
and he's the one that don't want to pay us for,
to come back and have more stupid matches.
It's all his fault.
So everything's fine over there at AEW land.
They're just, they're like a box of fluffy,
ducks over in AEW.
I don't know where that expression
I used to hear Piper say it. I was like, where did he get that from?
Well, I'll tell you. I'll tell you where I got it from. I got it from
Bruce Pritchard. You know, Bruce Pritcher got it from, Roddy Piper.
Righty Piper. Exactly. He gets a fear of pickles from the
Undertaker and phrases of speech from Roddy Piper. The Undertaker's
afraid of pickles? Well, cucumbers.
He's afraid of cucumbers? And the associate, well, you know this.
I do not know about the Undertaker's weird fears.
No, I do not.
I went out to dinner or lunch or some meal of the day with Bruce Pritchard.
When I first moved up to Connecticut, I'd known him since 84, but this particular thing hadn't happened until we're ordering the food and he gets the burger or whatever.
He says, no pickles.
Don't want a pickle on the burger.
Don't want a pickle on the plate.
Don't want a pickle touching my food.
I said,
to fucks with you in pickles?
I don't want to be around pickles.
Well, then later on,
it mystified me until after more information came to light,
the undertaker has an aversion to cucumbers slash pickles.
Because when he was a kid,
apparently his mother,
grandmother, somebody made a big old batch of cucumbers
and he ate him till he got sick.
My cousin Larry did the same thing on tartar sauce.
Couldn't ever eat tartar sauce again.
But because Bruce, like osmosis or whatever,
absorbs characteristics of those he is around,
Bruce then developed an unnatural and lengthy and strengthy,
strong aversion to pickles slash cucumbers.
and it just becomes a thing.
Man, that was like such a missed opportunity for someone to end the streak,
like covered in pickles.
Well, that would have done it.
It's Pickleman.
The Undertaker versus Pickleman.
The Undertaker's never coward and fear like he is today.
If Pickleman and his sidekick, the cucumber kid, had come into the ring at
WrestleMania, Undertaker would have dove over the top rope and run screaming into the stands.
So you hear that, folks.
Anyone wanting to kiss some ass and get some work from WW.
Sam Bruce Pritchard, a basket of pickles.
A big basket of Aunt Bees pickles, the kerosene kind.
What the hell is that?
I don't even know what that means.
Aunt Bees, but you never saw the Aunt B pickle episode of Andy Griffith?
No.
Aunt B made pickles to enter, well, she just made pickles for the family.
She did it about once a year.
And then Andy and Barney and Opie would have to eat the pickles.
They tasted like kerosene.
And so to make her feel good,
one year.
Behind her back,
they gave them away
to travelers
that were on their way
out of town.
Here's your free pickles.
Thanks for stopping
into Mayberry.
And
they got rid
of all of them
and that made Aunt Bee
realized they were so good
that she made another batch
and she's going to
enter them into the goddamn
county fair
where O'Claura Edwards
wins every year.
But then, when she did that,
Farnie and Andy
found out that Clara Edwards, it means everything to her
to win that county fair blue ribbon on those pickles every year
because it reminds her of her husband and died to love those pickles.
And so Andy and Barney had to eat all those pickles again
so they'd be completely gone before the fair came about, whatever.
But nevertheless, ain't bees pickles.
Send them to Bruce Pritchard.
Sam's in The Undertaker, too, if you really don't like them.
Well, no, because Undertaker is liable to get physical.
Let him get physical.
I'll throw pickles on them.
Come get me.
I got barrels of pickles.
You want half sour or do you want sour?
What do you want, Undertaker?
He wants sweet instead of dill, but you, you know good pickle tosser, you?
I will get a fucking super soaker and load that thing with pickle juice and just fucking shoot the Undertaker right in his face.
Oh, my God.
And then he'll melt like the Phantom of the opera.
his face will become a skull the skin will drip off
see I want to do it because I think via osmosis
that same thing may happen to Bruce
they'll just melt away
now Bruce melted a long time ago
into a puddle of his own goo
you know that's that's why he's been inflated
with air for the past 30 years
that's why after he melted they had to pump him back up
that air came out of Vince's ass
oh the the flagellant air
of the McMahon family.
You know what?
Maybe they could put all of these things.
Maybe they could put pickle juice.
Maybe they could put flatulent air of Vince McMahon.
Maybe they could put fluffy ducks all in a box of awesome.
Do you think that would be possible?
I think, no, I don't think, well, who will be doing this exactly?
I mean, it's possible for someone to do it, but not a reputable company like our friends at Boxing Awesome.
Yeah, that's where you may be.
wrong there, Pizmo.
What?
Because did you know I was in the post office one time and I heard cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap.
And they weren't just talking about me being cheap.
You can mail baby chickens, baby chicks.
You can, the United States Postal Service will mail, will transport live baby chicks.
They're at a box with holes in it for air, for air, for air.
and they make all kinds of noise
and they transport these and it's a quick transport
it's not like parcel post where it takes forever
media mail whatever
but you can mail
so folks if you
well finish your story how far can you mail them across the country
well there's no limit on the distance
you can mail them as far as your fucking
pocketbook will pay for them to go
what do you ask for do you ask for it you ask
I mean it's not like first class mail
you ask for a chick-react
Do a chick raise it by pound?
I don't know what the postage classification is called for it,
but they will transport these baby chicks.
I've seen them with boxes of chicks in the post office facility.
And now think about that.
If you go right now to boxofawsome.com
and you take the quiz there where they ask you different questions
about what you like, what you're interested in,
what type of products that you would...
Enjoy having in your home and you say, I love chickens.
Then it very well may be that they could send you a box of fluffy fucking chickens.
I don't think that's one of the things on their menu.
However, they can send you some of the things you'll need to kill that chicken and eat it.
Oh, come on now.
Out in the woods!
You will get a wonderful knife or maybe something to start a fire.
Maybe some camping equipment.
You never know with Box of Awesome, except there will be no living, breathing,
no livestock, nothing like that.
Everything will be a solid, stationary, dead piece of equipment.
No, you don't know whether these things will come dead or alive,
because it could if you enjoy...
Now, I don't know whether they can ship ducks.
So it might not be a box of fluffy ducks,
but we know they can ship chickens.
And if you say, hey, I like eggs,
I would like to grow my own eggs.
What are they going to send you?
They're going to send you a fucking chicken.
they better send you a rooster too the way these things work
but it just depends on what you're interested in Brian
and what kind of things you like
and they release boxes every month across a ton of different categories
now if you like to go fishing
maybe they'll send you some worms
you can choose from a standard or a premium box
so the worms come in the standard box
but the premium box you may get a nice tackle box
to put all your worms in when you go fishing.
But when you become a member of the Box of Awesome family
and we feel like it is a family,
that's why things get passed around from member to member,
just willy-nilly because we're all a big family.
You're going to have access to discounts across a plethora of products,
up to 30% off or more sometimes.
And, of course, the Box of Awesome folks have a reputation
for only finding the finest products made from the small businesses around the world.
They're now concentrating on the island of Kryptonia.
Out in the South Pacific, all the items this month come from small mom-and-pop businesses on that remote South Pacific island.
There is no island that you speak of.
This will be coming from Mom and Pop all across America, lots of moms and pops and maybe sons and daughters.
we are all one ladies and gentlemen
one love we are all
father is the child of man
it looks like mom got around
if she's all over the country with various
pops hey leave her alone
well she's
certainly got experience
at this type of thing but nevertheless
if
if you want experience with what
box of awesome will send you every month
that it will show up on your front porch
on your doorstep maybe on your back porch
it depends on whether the mailman is
used to you being at work and comes in the back door on a regular basis or not,
but wherever it arrives, you're going to open it up and it's going to be awesome.
Whether it's ducks or chickens or geese or potentially everywhere,
you know, have you ever seen the wild ostrich egg that you can make that into a variety
of egg dishes, you got the omelets, you got the fucking fried ostrich eggs,
they'll give you a special ostrich egg pan also in the,
the ostrich egg kit.
There's no ostrich egg kit.
They don't have anything related to...
Well, yeah, the pan is two and a half feet across
because those fucking giant ostrich eggs.
There will be no pan.
There will be no egg.
There'll be no kit.
But there'll be boxes of awesome.
Where can you get them, Jim?
Well, and also order them over easy.
Do not do sunny side up because ostriches also secrete
some of their bodily waste inside the yoke.
They have ostrich burgers at Fuddruckers.
Well, yeah, but they milk them for all the eggs.
first.
Before they die and cook them, they milk them.
Yes, they get all the eggs out first.
Because the thing, it's like
devaning the shrimp.
You know what that vein is on the shrimp?
That's its poop chute.
And if you ever get like a Chinese restaurant
that's not looking real close, they're just kind of
throwing things in there. If you see a dark line on the back
of the shrimp running down from the handle to the head,
That's its poop shoot.
They actually have a box of awesome that comes with a shrimp depooper.
No, they do not.
They should.
That's a wonderful idea, actually, but they do not have that currently.
Well, then I must have just gotten a stray delivery meant for somebody else when I got my depooper.
But anyway, right now, folks, go to boxofawsome.com.
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That's right. Box of awesome, our good friends
with wonderful, fine items that will not be breathing when they arrive,
but Jim.
Well, and remember, ladies and gentlemen, make sure your shrimp is depooped.
Many people are sickened every year from non-de-pooped shrimp.
All right, I'll make sure to stay on top of that or strip it of that or whatever it may be.
Well, whatever you do, stay on top of, don't stay underneath it.
That's the last place you want to be when something's still pooping.
Hold on, maybe this will help.
How do we move on?
Where are we going?
That was definitely the shits.
Let's talk about Smackdown.
The Echo is back.
Yes, let's talk about Smackdown.
Smackdown, we're smacking down.
They were in Tulsa, Oklahoma for Smackdown on August the 9th at the B-O-K Center.
Is this a new building out there, Brian?
When's the last time you were in Tulsa?
I'm flown over Tulsa.
I've never stopped in the wonderful town of Tulsa.
You didn't even get the urge to,
fucking get a rope and just hang down and get a better view of it on your way across?
No, no, not really.
Every time I pass over Oklahoma, I always think where did, where was Bill Watts hanging out?
That's what I always think.
Well, he out by his swimming pool where he had a big tall fence so you couldn't see him.
That's how he was able to hang out without being arrested.
But apparently it's a new building.
They had 11,098 fans in this building.
The assembly center and the Fairgrounds Coliseum back in the Mid-South days maxed out at about
7,500-8,000-ish,
so they couldn't have got
this many people in the building
back then.
And you don't usually see that in
Oklahoma anymore.
These giant wrestling crowd, apparently
they can draw, they could draw money
anywhere, just give them paper and a green
crayon. So Cody
made his entrance,
and there was the hugs and the autographs
and the whoa!
And the Cody chants and the cheers.
It's got to
the point now, it was like these people
had just been
paroled from fucking
Sing Sing and they hadn't
seen the outdoors
when he just started. He said
Tulsa,
they wouldn't let him speak.
They were cheering so loud.
And then all
he has to do is say, well,
what's next? Who will
I defend against
at Bash in Berlin?
and boom, here comes solo's music.
So it's to the point now where the baby face doesn't even really need to come out and cut a promo to get himself over.
They're already goddamn creaming themselves that he's there to begin with so he can just,
he can set the premise up with one sentence and here comes the heel.
And off we go on our dramatic monologue for the evening.
and Solo came out with the Tongass,
okay now Brian, are they fucking with us?
What is it now?
Is Fatu injured, not injured?
They're taking advantage of this.
It's really a shoot.
Which of these answers are we going with this week?
I don't know.
I mean, I thought he was hurt.
I saw him in the walking boot.
You thought, and you're right,
it made sense for the match for him to get hurt when he did.
So that makes you think that's a sell.
And it also made sense for him to wear some type of support
afterward
instead of just walking around 7-11 in front of the fans
like a goddamn Olympic sprinter.
It also made sense in that it makes him
it makes it so that he's not there when Roman returns
and gets his hands on the people who are there.
So he doesn't get his hands on Jacob Fatu.
But we've also heard reports that much of the
W.W. Locker Room is now convinced that he's hurt.
So even the boys don't know.
for sure.
But
boy, it's going to suck if he is, but I still,
it was too convenient.
And here's another thing that made me think he's not because he
sold it too overtly.
And if you go back and look when most of the time,
unless something breaks instantly and you drop like a
fucking stone in a pond,
when people do hurt something, they do
everything they can
not to show it
if it's not supposed to be sold
and he was selling
instantly
to the point where
that guy, if he was hurt
and sold that big that instantly,
then he wouldn't have been in a walking boot.
He'd have been in a goddamn wheelchair later on.
So we'll see what happens.
But it also worked here for this night
that Jacob Fatu
was not in the building.
because what would have happened if he had a been,
how could what happened have happened if it had happened
that Jacob Fatu would have happened by?
Any other thing is when he's not there
and Solo comes out with the two Tongas,
you're looking for Jacob Fatu.
Because he's established, he comes out of the crowd,
he comes out of a quarter, wherever he may be,
so you don't know where he's coming from.
Well, we know where Solo's coming from.
He's coming from a position that he wants a rematch.
He is pissed about SummerSlam.
If it hadn't been for Roman Rains, he would have been the champion.
And he wants another chance.
And Cody fired up on him and said, you lost the match.
You caused Jacob Fattu to get hurt.
And you're delusional if you think that you deserve a rematch.
And at that point, of course, the bloodline then begins to step into the ring in a menacing fashion.
When here comes Kevin Owens from the back.
backdoor slides in with two chairs and they hold the bloodline off at bay and solos like,
well, I'm going to deal with you later after I find Roman Raines.
And you think that the bloodline leaves, music starts playing, you think that's it.
And then they bring the music down.
Because then Cody says, and I'm trying, I'll tell you what I think in a second, but I'm liking this
Cody pitches to Kevin Owens.
Kevin, I want to talk to you.
And he pitches the idea that he wants to defend the title against Kevin Owens in Berlin.
Because he's been there, he's had his back, he's blah, blah, blah, he deserves it.
And Owen says, I don't, and boy, I bet they had to twist his arm to tell him the
value in this storyline approach.
But Owen says, I don't deserve a title match.
I haven't earned it.
Look at my win-loss record.
And then the fans are like, you deserve it.
And Cody wants to reward Owens for having his back,
and he pumped him up and told him how great he was,
and he said, I'm going back there now to tell Nick Aldus
that I want this match, and I'm not going to let you say no,
I will see you at the bash in Berlin.
And Owens was left looking fairly put off by the whole thing.
what you think Brian
what do I think about what
what do you think about this development
where all of a sudden
we've been talking about Cody can
defend against this guy
and that guy any other guy Kevin Owens his name
didn't come up
Kevin Owens and Cody for the title
in Berlin
out of nowhere
what the fuck is going on
I'm not crazy about it
and I'm going to guess that it's going to be part of a bigger
thing
because again the baby face world change
is saying that he wants to just give a world title shot.
Not usually it would be the babyface friend wants a world title shot and it leads to something.
This is going in the other direction.
The babyface world champion wants to gift his friend who hasn't won matches lately,
a world title match,
risking that he could lose the title to his friend.
Wild card, bitches.
I don't know.
I mean, we'll see where they go.
I wasn't, I didn't like the.
execution of it. You know, again, when Kevin Owens all of a sudden is the bashful, oh, I don't
deserve it. Get out of here. I didn't like the setup for it very well. And, you know, Cody was
very much into his Shakespearean dusty persona here in the cadence and the way he lays things
just, I couldn't deal with it. Yes, and the pronunciation. Yeah, I wasn't, uh, well, again,
we'll see where they go, but I didn't like the buildup of it, just the idea that Owens doesn't
even want the match.
Cody's giving him the match because he thinks he deserves it,
which means that Cody thinks he could
risk losing the title to his friend.
I mean, I don't like.
Well, either that or maybe Cody says,
fuck, he can't whip cream with an outboard motor.
I can't have a night off wrestling him.
You're what my brother wouldn't call a jobper.
But that wasn't quite it
because then they go and have another one of those
pesky matches with some people.
And then they're in the back.
and Cody is with Aldus, but Owens is there.
I don't deserve a match.
I haven't earned it.
And Aldus said, well, it's a moot point because I'm going to go talk to Roman
Raines now about a title match.
And then Owens said, what?
Roman Reins, well, he did this and he did that.
I sure he had the title for all this time, but that was because he had everybody else
helping him, blah, blah, blah.
And Owens works himself up talking about all these reasons why
Roman reign shouldn't get a title match
and then Alda says well fine then
it'll be you versus Cody
and they're right back where they were
and I'm wondering
if this might
here the only thing is
Orton's going to turn on Cody eventually
for a big that's either a rumble
a survivor series of WrestleMania
after mania after mania
after mania but it's it's a big
it's one of the big three I would think
I think it's right
It's a big Cody feud, yeah.
Yeah.
So is this an offbeat way to start Owens' heel turn?
Because now we're looking at the number of baby faces they have that are fucking stars that are over.
It should Owens?
What if Owens gets taken out?
Cody's gifting his friend a title match, and then between now and then,
the bloodline take out Owens.
Okay.
The only thing that makes me think that, I mean, that could still happen, but I wasn't
leaning that way because of the fact that Owens was trying to talk him out of it and was
reacting the way he was, which was a little, that's why I said they may have to twist
Owens' arm on the creative, because he could have said, oh, you know, I appreciate it, Cody,
but, you know, I haven't been focusing on the world title and I don't, you know, soften the
soften himself somewhat
like I haven't been working single
wrestling singles matches
haven't got the one loss record whatever
but I don't deserve it
I haven't beat anybody
with that
I don't know
but something is up
and I don't know
how Owen's place is in
the top baby face
hierarchy anymore
when it's been what
several years now that he's
been featured and
they got a bunch more baby faces
that are more over now than he is.
But he can be an annoying
fucking heel. We know that much is true.
But again, there's a weird way to start that off.
This isn't him asking for a shot.
This is him being given the gift of a shot.
I guess we'll see where they go with it.
Well, speaking of gifts,
I wish somebody would give me a gift
and take the putrid dullards off television.
it's AEW level phony nobody believes their fucking goofy outfits their prissy way of talking
their stupid flyers for their musical they're too it's ridiculous this is the kind of shit that
Vince was shoving at us wasn't it yeah I don't like this at all I don't watch it so I don't
like it eh well and also Jade Cargill beat Alba fire but then Blair
Davenport, followed by Mrs. Garrett, I believe,
hit the ring and they got some sloppy heat and Isla Dawn was involved and
Bianca was in there and then Naomi hit the ring and baby faces beat the heels up.
It was a stirring, stirring moment when they stood tall in the ring.
Yeah, I got part two. I got Granny wrestling right now with a, this is the main event for the
Well, the finish is the big giant swing, right?
That's right.
Well, I haven't gotten there yet, but I believe it's a finish.
He puts the big giant swing on Mike Mazzurkey and throws him all the way over the top rope.
But back to Smackdown.
Not anything as stirring in the wrestling space as the clampets versus, oh, God, what was the heel girl's name?
I don't know.
I haven't a meat.
Oh, the heel girl wrestler's name was.
Oh, good Lord.
The Boston Strong Girl.
The Boston Strong Girl.
There you have it, and her family.
All right, at the 9 o'clock hour on Smackdown,
now we're leaving the Beverly Hillbillies behind,
out comes the new U.S. champion, Logan,
the new U.S. champion L.A. Knight
after he beat Logan Paul at SummerSlam.
To do an in-ring promo, he gets the big ovation,
he gets the LA night chance.
Lou Ferrigno was in the front road.
Did you see that?
I did.
What the fuck was Lou Ferrigno doing in Tulsa, Oklahoma?
Showing everyone that you shouldn't be scared of steroids.
Clearly you can live.
They said everyone was going to die at the age of 40 and they're going to get giant tumors.
It was all lie.
Let's all get juiced up now.
You think that lump in between his shoulders on top of
his neck there wasn't a tumorous?
That was his head, Jim.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, anyway, Lou Farigno
has been apparently sentenced
to work release in Tulsa
or something.
And L.A. Knight does the promo about
beating Logan Paul for the U.S. title
and the fans chant, you deserve it!
A bunch of deserving people
on the wrestling program these days.
And as soon as
L.A. Knight starts bragging about the
win, here comes the music.
of Pablo Escobar with the lucha heels and
Carmen J. Lo, whatever her fucking name is.
And I'm the...
Oh, Christ on a cracker.
Is this going to be a program, or was this just for him to come out?
And...
Well, yes, because he won the match for the U.S.
So the point is, we're going to have to suffer through L.A. Knight and Escobar.
Now that L.A. Knights won the title.
We thought, boy, he really needs to produce, and he did.
at SummerSlam
and Escobar?
Did he always speak perfect English?
Yeah, you're thinking of Andrade.
No, no, no, I know.
No, Andre is a complete mumble mouth in whatever language,
but Escobar, he spoke, he did a promo,
it was perfect English.
I didn't remember he spoke like that.
It was, I wasn't expecting it.
Yeah, I mean, it's not going to be exciting,
but we'll see, maybe it will be.
Maybe L.A. Night will turn it into something.
we will see but I skip
I skip the Andrade match
against Escobar. Yeah well Eskabar may have
spoke perfect English but it wasn't a perfect promo
because he brought the energy way down
and L.A. Knight fired it back up and said
well you need to qualify and you're not good enough to beat me
and then L.A. Knight just left
and Escobar wrestled Andrade for about 17 fucking minutes
until Escobar won with a schoolboy
and pulled the trunks.
And then, and we, the aforementioned Kevin Sullivan video that we discussed earlier, which was very well done and nice.
But then we got Champa and Gargano against Pissy and Duky.
So they're actually letting them wrestle on television now, too.
And so I skipped that.
And then we get to the main event, which, as always is not a wrestling match, but an interview.
The Tongas were in the back.
telling Solo, we can't find Roman Raines, he's not here.
And Solo says, oh, he'll be here.
And then they go to the ring, and we go to the break.
And when we come back in the ring, son of a bitch, wouldn't you know?
They couldn't find Roman Raines in that building, but as soon as the bloodline gets in the ring,
the music guy's got his cue, the lighting guys got his cue, everybody's all set.
and basically solo says
Roman I'm the tribal chief now if you call yourself tribal chief
and you want the lay
what do they call it the umlao or the
umma gama the red lay
the red lay that actually used to be a
transmitted disease but they came up with a vaccination
the red lay is oh boy I tell you what itch too
but if you want this come and get it
and music and here comes Roman
Did you see the way Tango Loa was holding the belt?
Yeah, it was awkward and potentially upside down.
Every segment with him there's something that goes awry.
I've never seen anyone hold the belt like this.
Everyone usually, when you hold the belt over your head,
you know, the center plate is usually over your head.
And you have a little bit of the strap in each hand.
He had like right next to the center
plate in one hand and the strap in the other.
So it was a way that no one has ever
held the title. It was like, here's half
of this belt and now I'll turn it around
and show you the other half. Well, he's
he's got, he's, he's, he's inexperienced
yet.
He's my favorite member
of the bloodline. You ought to see him try to
walk and shoe gum at the same time.
Fuck.
Anyway,
the people went crazy
over Roman and
one finger is up everywhere.
the Tongas bail out on the floor to meet him, and he levels them and hits them with the
stairs, and didn't look like he was necessarily taking every precaution for their safety
with those fucking stairs.
And then Roman and Solo stare at each other.
He gets in the ring, they have the face off, and then they have the fight.
And he's Superman punches Solo, and he goes for the spear, but old Tonga Loa loa pulls Solo out.
and in Roman sees the lay and picks it up
and all the day you'll have good luck.
Think about this.
Somebody was talking about this on Twitter the other day.
The WWE has gotten a fake Hawaiian airport souvenir
and a homemade bracelet of CM punks
more over than any championship belt in AED,
because they've put importance in these things.
And then when they come into play, people are like, ooh!
Instead of, oh, there's 14 of those. Why do we care?
So Roman picks the red lay up and starts to put it on,
and there's Tomatanga from behind, and they get on Roman.
And Solo grabs the lay and leaves,
and then Roman makes the comeback, and Spears Tonga,
and
Spears Tomatonga through the barricade
and then hammers Tonga
about seven times with the chair
and then took a break and it hit him about five more
while Solo was trash talking him from the entranceway
and I bet Tongoloa is probably like
motherfucker! Why do I have to be the fucking flunky?
But now Roman Raines is a mega baby face.
Roman short term will be hotter
than Cody.
And you've got, still got
L.A. Knight and Randy Orton
and fucking this guy, that guy and the other fucking guy.
And Jacob Fatu not being there
means he didn't have to take a bump for Roman.
Yeah, how would, you couldn't have done this
with Jacob Fatu in the building
and kept Jacob Fatu's aura
that they've spent the past month building up.
He would have had to have done something.
And then
the first time that Roman reigns
physically interacts with Jacob Fatu
really needs to be
Jacob Fatu coming out on the
head of it, on the top of it,
because they know that Romans over
but if the first time that
Roman and Fatu were to lock up that Roman beat him up too
then he's just another one of the flunkies and the
the bloom is off the rose.
But it would not hurt Roman in the
least for Jacob Fattu, who has already no-sold Randy Orton shit and done other stuff,
to get one over on him, especially in a number situation in a heelish way.
But Roman couldn't be taking bumps on his, a lot of bumps on his goddamn, you know,
a big comeback to network television, yeah.
And it was their biggest ratings, I think, in a while, too.
I'll pull them up if, uh...
I have not seen those if you would pull those up from where have you got.
them down low. You're going to pull them up?
Oh, I saw it somewhere, and I don't see it here now.
But from what I understand, SmackDown had their best ratings in a while.
Oh, so you're just repeating rumors now, just hearsay.
That's right.
You know, Stephen P. New would object to something like that in a court of law if you tried
to get away with it.
He's on my side.
Well, that's why you're not trying to get away with it there.
Or here.
Where are we?
I don't know.
Where are we?
See, that was the wrong note.
It's an echo.
There's this weird echo.
Well, that was the end of SmackDown.
Not for good.
They're going to come back and do another one next week,
but just that particular program.
Do you have any closing thoughts on Smackdown?
Or potentially, if you don't,
are there any persons or persons unknown
on the Arcadian Vanguard network this week
that are going to be talking about smacking down?
Oh, well, in that case, fuck Smackdown.
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Anyway, all righty, well, no sound effects were needed in the program we're going to talk about now, a little classic wrestling content.
We've heard about this documentary being worked on and was scheduled for release.
It is out now.
It is escaped.
And I was afraid, because this was done by the PBS station out in North Carolina, I was afraid
I was going to have to learn how to use some kind of app or whatever.
And then one of the listeners was kind enough to send me a link,
but come to find out any mark can just go to PBS.org
and look up when giants walked here,
and you can watch the whole documentary on their website.
So I thought I was being given preferential treatment by this fellow,
and he just sent me a link to something anybody.
Even you could see it, Brian.
I did see it.
I saw most of it.
Even you.
Even me.
Even you.
Anyway, this is a...
It's a documentary on Dorton Arena in Raleigh, which may sound a little dry,
until we say that it focuses primarily on wrestling was the top attraction at Dorton Arena for the first almost 30 years of its existence.
Dorton Arena and Raleigh is also on the register of historic places nationally.
It's a worldwide, world-known architectural phenomenon because of the way it's built.
It's in that parabolic curve.
Bride, you know what other famous product is built just like the Dorton Arena,
where the shape helps support itself from falling in in a parabolic manner?
What's that?
Pringles potato chips
Think about them
Pringles in the can
When you pull them out
That's the same thing that they did
The Pringles to keep them from breaking
Because it makes the structure
More sturdy
When they got the fucking sides up like that
I saw that on how the food
How the Food Built America
How the Food Built America
On the food that built America
On the backs of food
That's how
On the backs of food, yes
Anyway
Hey you know I thought that was actually
some of the most interesting stuff was, although the historian or expert, whatever he was,
may have been a bit dry, the stuff about the architecture and the history of why it was built
and how it was built, I thought that was great.
Yeah, and I didn't know a lot of these things, you know, about the building itself,
but apparently, and this took quite a while after the, or during the post-World War II boom,
North Carolina wanted to pave more of their roads.
I can imagine what the roads looked like in the late 40s out there.
And they wanted to build new buildings.
And J.S. Dorton was the director of the fairgrounds,
and he led the development of the arena,
and they had the original plans and drawings
and different sketches on what it might look like.
And the architect that built it was a famous Polish architect.
He settled in Raleigh,
and he worked on the project
that took years
between the Korean War,
delaying it and all that stuff.
And then before they built the thing,
he died in a plane crash, the architect.
So the city rallied
because he was a popular guy
and completed the arena.
In, I think the early 60s
is when they opened it up,
or at least when wrestling got there,
but they had not only
some of the
wrestlers talking heads. We'll talk about
George South and Jimmy Valiant, but also
some of the famous fans
from the area, Brad Stutz, Stutz he
was on there, John Hitchcock
from Parts Unknown, Tom
Sorensen was the guy that did
the wrestling column and the Charlotte Observer
and did a number of pieces on
me and everybody in Crockett
promotions in the 80s, and
Bruce Mitchell,
good to see he's still fighting.
Man,
Well, no, leprosy is a hell of a disease.
And to see, you know, he made it to the sit down and only lost a couple of fingers.
You know, anyway, it's good to see, even in that kind of desiccated condition.
The last time you ever mentioned, the last time he mentioned about the show, you said he looked like he was decomposing.
Well, that's why I'm saying, you know, they've,
Apparently, that spirit gum that they got to hold his facial skin on is working.
But anyway, and I see a picture, recognition of Joe Mernick, Carl and Elliot Mernick's father.
Carl and Elliot were brothers, obviously, and they were major local promoters for Jim Crockett when I was there.
But their father, Joe Mernick, was partners with Jim Crockett, Sr.
and started that the Mernics ran everything at one point in the eastern half of North Carolina
and some of the Virginia spot shows.
But the thing about Dorton Arena, David Crockett was on and mentioned it.
It was the biggest arena in those days in eastern North Carolina because all of the major
population center, Charlotte, Greensboro, Winston-Salem, Asheville,
they're all on the western part of the state.
Out east toward the coast,
Wilmington didn't have any major arena indoors.
The big shows there, wrestling shows that would draw 4,000 or 5,000 people,
were outdoors in the summer at Legion Stadium.
That's where Flair and Valentine and those guys were going when the plane crashed.
And Greenville, North Carolina, didn't have a big building.
Fayetteville, the Cumberland County Memorial,
Arena, seated like 4,000.
So Dorton Arena in Raleigh,
and Raleigh is still of one of those other
Tri-Cities operations over there next to Durham.
That was the big place in eastern North Carolina,
and that's why a lot of the guys that grew up there
that got in the business, always wanted to work there
because it was kind of like their Mid-South Coliseum
or their Omni or their Madison Square Garden.
but originally
and I think probably throughout the 60s and 70s
Raleigh was a more important market for Crockett promotions
than it became in the 80s because that's when they were still
running exclusively North and South Carolina and Virginia
by the time I got there
Raleigh had switched from Tuesday night to Wednesdays
and it was starting to be every week they didn't get the big card
because Crockett was expanding.
But for years, the Tuesday night matches were because they did TV at WRAL,
which was at one time along with, I think, WBT and Charlotte,
the biggest television station in the state.
And they did their studio show there on Wednesdays.
So they do Tuesday night house show,
Wednesday during the day interviews,
and Wednesday night TV taping.
But they switched Raleigh to Wendezd.
Wednesday in the 80s when they bought the Nemo truck and started doing on location tapings on Tuesday nights for their syndicated TV.
But nevertheless, what a building to look at, and it is architecturally resplendent, but a couple of the guys mentioned it.
And if you were working that fucking building, there were some conditions you needed to know about.
There's no air conditioning, never was and still is not.
So in a summertime, and Brian, you saw the thing that makes it such a striking visual
is all the windows.
It's not like a regular arena.
Everywhere they're above the seats all the way around is glass is windows.
And they didn't fucking make the high energy efficient windows back in the 50s.
You can imagine when you'd start a show at 8 o'clock in the summertime, the sun was still shining.
And it was fucking burning hot in that building.
But by the same token, in the wintertime, I don't know if that had heat either.
There was some in the locker rooms.
It was steam heat, so you'd sweat in the locker room regardless.
But in the wintertime, that building, same thing.
Now it's dark.
And it's fucking 35 degrees outside.
You needed a fucking parka.
I was wearing a suit sometimes.
I was freezing to death.
and it was a great building when it was full
or where there was a big crowd
but if you got there and there was 1,200 people
because it was just a bleak card
the goddamn atmosphere was death
because it was such
not only was it a bigger building but the floor area was enormous
and we were on a
we had a cold world tag title match one night
with Wahoo McDaniel and Ronnie Garland
Marvin. One fall, 60-minute time limit.
Tommy Young brings the finish over. This was early at 86, right?
And it wasn't a big card, and there wasn't a lot of people there. He said,
they won an hour Broadway. What?
An hour Broadway. I swear to God, I was there at that ringside for three days.
And at one point, they actually had to chair, one of the baby faces, I'm
sure it was Garvin. Wahoo wouldn't have run that far.
Had to chase me to the back so I could piss.
Out there a fucking hour, not able to sweat because it's 40 fucking degrees.
Man.
They told the story about the locker rooms were being separate.
You never saw the baby.
The baby faces never saw the heels. The heels never saw the baby faces.
Not only were the locker rooms separate, but they were at opposite ends of that building.
and so the referees would go back and forth
with finishes and spots and fucking things
and they'd be blown up by the time the show started
because it was easily
five, six hundred feet in between fucking locker rooms
by the time you came up the stairs
through the building back down the stairs
and it was multiple times per night
before the show even started.
What other buildings in the Carolinas
in Virginia, the whole territory
what other buildings had separate heel and baby,
what buildings didn't have separate heel and baby face dressing rooms?
The bigger buildings, like Greensboro and Charlotte,
you could get back and forth behind the scenes,
but it wasn't encouraged because building people were wandering around.
In Greensboro, it was easy because it was all closed off and, you know, etc.
Richmond Coliseum, the bigger arena,
you could get back and forth if you needed to.
It was the smaller places.
It was the Fayetteville's.
It was the Columbia, South Carolina.
It was the Asheville Civic Center.
You could go through the catacombs of the building
if you had to talk to somebody,
but it generally wasn't done.
So a lot of the smaller buildings were where
there was probably as many or more
where you could not talk to the other side
as there were that you could.
But we were, there wasn't a lot of conferences going on anyway about the match, even if you were together, because you were working with these people every night, or you were calling it in the ring, or you had your finish, what more do you need?
Every once in a while for TV, if you were taping TV in a building and there had to be some conversation about positioning or whatever, you know, there would be some neutral, neutral ground.
outside where each side could sneak to and be unmolested for a little while.
The good thing about Dorton Arena, because it was on the fairgrounds,
all around the arena in the parking lot area were these little ticket booths.
And it was like, I didn't care about talking to the fucking opponents,
but it was like the building, the arena was ringed by a series of small little hotel rooms.
And once the matches started
And all the fans were in their seats
If you needed to meet someone
You have a private discussion of
Non-wrestling events
These fucking little ticket booths were perfect
It was like a little roadside motel room
And a boom and there you go
Did that answer your question?
What was my question?
About people getting together to talk
Oh yes
people got together in those things
but no there wasn't a lot of talking going on
but Earl Hebner and Jimmy Valiant
Bobby Fulton some of those guys
are quoted in this piece
that was at Dorton Arena was the building
nobody mentioned this where Piper got stabbed
and that's what
predicated his baby face switch
of the Carolinas when he got stabbed
by the guy in the fucking hallway in
Raleigh at Dorton Arena.
That was the building and they showed the
clip of it.
Baby doll knocked me out
with the punch to the base of the skull
that night. When she was late
because it was so far coming from the
locker room to the ring, I had to run
two laps around a fucking ring.
Because she hated you and she wanted to punch you as
hard as she could after you were blown up is what
it was. Well, it certainly felt like
it. The crowd going crazy.
I mean, that's a great shot too because it's from
ringside and people go
nuts when she hits you.
And that was...
You fall the Bubba's feet.
Yes, in a very convincing fashion.
But that was the biggest
crowd or the biggest gate,
I should say, in the history of Raleigh,
but they did highlight, and I got to bring
something up here. And everybody
knows I loved Buddy Landell.
Bless his little peep-picking heart.
But when they brought Buddy
in to be Nature Boy, Buddy Landel,
put him with J.J. Dillon
into Carolinas, that's when Flair to the
hometown, to the home territory people was a baby face.
Flair was still as world champion a heel everywhere else,
but he had become a baby face to Carolinas.
And so Landell comes in, and they have the Battle of the Nature boys.
And that was, again, you know, what Buddy was proud of to his dying day
and was a big story.
They sold out Dorton Arena in July of 85 for Flair versus Landell.
in a Battle of the Nature boys in a thunderstorm.
That's how much interest was in.
They had a match in Greensboro,
and they were going to do more in the future.
But then when George South told the story,
and I'm not blaming George South,
because Buddy Landell told him this story,
and Buddy could tell a very convincing story.
But Buddy told George,
George said, well, Flair was tired.
He needed to spend more time with his family.
He was going to take time off.
Buddy was going to get the belt and run for, I think,
a couple of years.
But it didn't happen because then,
and then poor Brad Studs said,
the next TV taping after this sellout
was when Buddy overslept in Atlanta.
It was about four or five months later.
Oh, my favorite is Jimmy Valiant.
Like, oh, no, buddy.
No, I knew what he was going to do.
What was he going to do?
He's going to party like everyone else does.
Yes, yes.
You didn't know he's going to oversleep?
Stay with me, brother.
I got an extra...
No, buddy was riding with Joel Deaton, Thunderfoot.
Joel Deaton of the Wild Bunch in Japan, all Japan years ago.
And Joel went to bed and Buddy went out.
And Buddy came back in while Joel was asleep and Joel got up to go to TV and,
buddy, get up.
Ah, no, no.
And then the phone calls came from TBS, from JJ and whatever the fuck,
and finally Buddy draggled in about noon and got himself fired.
But the point is, nobody was never going to be the NWA World Champion at that juncture.
I'm not saying it when it, there wasn't much more NWA World Champion to be had in 1985.
By 89, 90 it was over with, but that wasn't.
Can you imagine if Buddy Landel had been the NWA world champion from fall 85 for a couple years till maybe fall 87,
well, nothing really historic in wrestling went on between 1985 and 87 that Flair needed to be around for.
Yeah, the idea that Flair would want off in the middle of the wrestling war would Vince.
Yes, and 1986 would be the biggest year of business that Jim Crockett promotions ever did.
There were two faces of wrestling, Rick Flair and Hulk Hogan.
Yeah.
And Flair wanted to go spend more time with his family.
So Buddy was going to get the world title and have it for a few years,
which means he would have turned back Magnum T.A.
Maybe Barry Windham, if things still happen and he comes in, Nikita Kohloff.
It would have been Buddy with JJ instead of Flair with JJ.
Buddy was with JJ.
Different horsemen altogether.
That's a, you want to talk about the horsemen getting into trouble.
There's a horseman that will get in trouble.
the Buddy Landel
that horseman.
Boy, howdy.
The thing is,
JJ was with Buddy
and the whole
thing with JJ and Tully
came after Buddy
overslept.
So part of that
possibly would have
happened, but anyway,
again, not knocking
George South,
he told a story,
but he told it to him.
It's a good story.
Doesn't stand up
to independent scrutiny.
But anyway,
When Crocket expanded, he's running more shows, he's running more towns,
they started neglecting the Carolinas somewhat.
As I said, by 1986, you could tell there was starting to be some chips because we, again,
not only did Buddy and Rick sell the place out in 85,
but when we did that big TV taping with the Midnight and the Warriors,
and I think it was flare in the horsemen against Dusty and the Superpowers or the Road Warriors
or whatever on top.
That was $74,000
and sold out in 1986.
That would be
the equivalent about what,
a $200 and almost a quarter of a million
house in today's money.
And that wasn't even a great American bash date.
That was just a loaded card in Raleigh at that point.
But on some of the other weeks,
you'd have the Midnight versus Wahoo and Ronnie
in a cold match for the title, and you'd have
1,200 people. And that was
the year they started
kind of neglecting Greenville, South
Carolina that had been
one of their major markets. In
1986, Greenville
for 40 wrestling
events gross $600,000.
By
1988, you could barely get a thousand
people in a fucking building.
And by the way, 600
grand, almost
40 years later, that Green
Newville, South Carolina was the equivalent of a $2 million a year town for Crockett,
and it was one of his B-towns.
So that was, anyway, that was what started the chink in the armor,
and then when Turner Broadcasting bought the thing in 88,
most of the Carolina's towns went dark.
And the fans got pissed.
They wanted to run the big cities.
They wanted to run Los Angeles and Dallas and this and that.
And the big cities didn't draw of what the Carolinas towns did.
Then when they tried to go back to the Carolinas towns,
the fans were like, oh, fuck you, now you need us.
This was ours.
You took it away from us.
Remember I told the story when...
I said, why did you book Greensboro on a fucking Wednesday night?
I was at a production meeting.
I was asking Petasino's working in the office then.
He said, well, they wanted to save Saturday nights for, you know,
big markets. I said, what
fucking, what is bigger than Greensboro?
And I got my books out and I showed
him how Greensboro over the last year
had outdrawn St. Louis and Chicago
and this town and that town.
And then he said, well,
I didn't realize that.
You people are working in a fucking office.
I'm digging in my wrestling bag.
I've got access to records you don't fucking have.
Am I getting off on a tangent here?
No, it's part of the story.
So, but that's what they did.
Because we've heard that, because we've heard that obviously a lot.
Mostly you hear about it from fans of fans that used to go to shows in Greensboro.
That they felt ripped off.
Starcade got ripped away from them and booking issues.
And next thing you know, what was the strongest market?
Greensboro was gone.
Well, Raleigh, think about Raleigh in 1977.
they're seeing Rick Flair and Greg Valentine
versus the Anderson brothers plus Piper
and Andre and Snooka and Steamboat
and in 1987
they're seeing the cruel connection
in the semifinal match or whatever
they did the same thing with all the
Carolinas towns that per capita
drew more than most other
wrestling markets in the country because they thought
they wanted to go to the big towns so then they had a picture
1985 sold out 1993, there's not a thousand people in there.
It was WCW's last show in the building.
You know, there's been footage over the years of Rick Flair,
you know, not too long ago saying things like
if Crockett promotions had just stayed in the Carolinas
that never would have gone out of business.
It's not necessarily that simple.
But were there people at the time as it was happening?
advocating for not traveling to Chicago, L.A., St. Louis.
Like, as it was happening in real time,
were there people saying,
why don't we just stay here in these towns?
Yeah, a couple of them were named Crockett.
David, you know, David tried to talk Jimmy out of selling
when the business started resurging and coming back in 88.
And David admitted in this, well, we thought we were invincible,
and, you know, we got a little too big for our britches, paraphrasing.
But it would have been very difficult for Jim Crockett promotions
had they stayed in the Carolinas and on the eastern seaboard
where they were established and could draw.
From Chicago over to Baltimore and Philadelphia
and the Carolinas in the southeast and add Georgia to that,
they wouldn't have been
they had the national television
so they would have been a presence
they wouldn't have been
as competitive with events
for the 85,
84 to 87 period
that they were
but they would have been healthier financially
by not spending the money
to expand the TV network
and expand the live events
and absorb all those promotions
that they,
city, Florida, Mid-South,
UWF, whatever.
So
eventually,
Vince may have still taken over
the entire
country for wrestling, but
it would be hard to figure
how that Jim Crock of Promotions
and Wrestling in the Carolinas
couldn't exist in some form
regardless of what.
Maybe they wouldn't have kept
Rick Flair.
But maybe Flair would have run with Vince, and then
come back because he didn't want to move out of the fucking Carolinas.
Vince didn't eat up every single piece of talent that would have supplied a secondary promotion
with a lot of good talent from 88 to 98.
Company under TBS was being run and the fact that TBS eliminated all of the
the markets that their wrestling show could go to,
that it was proven that it was popular,
that it was more over than anything else.
They either didn't run them
or they watered the product down so bad to look like Vince's
that the people in those markets didn't want to go see it anymore.
That's the problem.
Eventually everything was chasing Vince.
Yes.
And, you know, so you did something that somebody else is doing,
but not as good instead of doing something completely different than anybody else was doing
that was already successful.
So that mismanagement on different levels,
Crockett just got too big, too fast, and took bad advice.
TBS disrupted and dismembered the whole goddamn thing and made it something completely different
that nobody wanted to see for years and years.
But there you have it.
And then finally in 2016, big time wrestling, I was on that show.
They ran Spartanburg the night before Baby Doll beat me up.
And then that night in Raleigh, Jimmy Valiant spanked me with my tennis racket.
But it was fun to go back.
But I've done that now.
I don't need to go back anymore.
I just love Jimmy Viant retelling the story of trying to beg Buddy Landel to not go out.
And now here's the thing of Adeline.
Jimmy in his day was not the best influence on anybody, but he would have been a better influence
than probably most of the people at Buddy Landell were hanging around with.
Oh, brother, stay in, get a glass table.
Oh, maybe that's not a good idea for you.
Get a table.
See, that was Klondike Bill's gimmick, and somehow it got hung on Jimmy Valiant.
I don't know how.
You know, someone recently emailed us about that story, and they said they asked him about it.
I don't know how it comes up at a convention, probably because Jimmy's trying to sell something.
And Jimmy was like, no, man, it's not true at all.
It's not true at all.
It was the Midnight Express.
Hey, no, come on now.
Not the rock and roll, but the Midnight Express.
No, I'll tell you what, though, Klondike Bill, and he's gone now, and he had a lovely
wife, and I'm sure she would have to be 120 years old right now.
But Klondike Bill was known in the business, even after his wrestling days were over with
and he got into his ring hauling days, not only was he,
the undisputed NWA World Pussy Eating Champion,
but he had a record going
that he had scored with more hotel maids
in the Carolinas than any other living human.
And those glass-top coffee tables
would come into play that they had in those
roadside motels back in those days.
And somehow...
That's all I can say.
And you're saying somehow that got attributed to Jimmy Valiant?
Well, I'd heard it from Klondack Bill's own lips,
but I never even suspectified it about handsome Jimmy.
And suddenly, you know, it seems like it's just too similar a story.
By the way, is the story that Big Mama's doing it or just that it's a generic woman?
No, it's just, you know, a generic one of the, uh, well, it depends on whether it's number one
or number two, depending on the story.
It was shit. I'm pretty sure the story was shit.
Well, it started out with the P.
I don't know.
And then, but P rhymes with...
Hold on, we're getting details.
Which rhymes with tea, and that stands for trouble.
We're getting details we've never heard before here now.
Well, no, that's the way the story was told to me by Klondike Bill,
that, you know, you could lay under the table,
and if she peed on the table, it made interesting geometric designs.
Ah, just like the Dorton Arena.
Yes, it's parabolic.
You know, they wanted it to be this state-of-the-art arena.
Why didn't you put it in an air conditioner?
That would have been state-of-the-art.
Well, but we're talking about mid-50s when they were putting this thing together.
Air conditioning wasn't widespread at that point, some places down south.
In state-of-the-art buildings from the architect who designed the United Nations,
I think they would know a little bit about it.
Well, he was Polish, too, now.
Right.
Well, you never know about them Polish.
Oh, you stop. You see, you can't do that. That's not nice.
We can't tell jokes about them anymore either.
No, all jokes are out.
All jokes have to be about objects.
Like, hey, look at this frying pan.
Hey, look at this.
I have a bottle on my desk.
Like, that's the kind of thing.
How many frying pans does it take to change a light bulb in Dorton Arena?
How many?
Three glass tables.
How many union guys does it take to change a light bulb at Madison Square Garden?
I don't think they've hired them all yet.
25.
You got a problem?
You know, I was in goddamn...
I was in, where was it?
It was, we were in Atlantic City,
that big convention building, right,
for a WWF taping for the raw.
Yeah, they did a raw there one time, right?
And we go up,
and the place was built in the goddamn
Ulysses Grant administration, it looks like,
and we go up to this big room
that we're going to have this production meeting in,
and there aren't enough chairs.
So I think I told Jerry Brist,
I said, I'll go down and get us a couple of chairs.
So I'm walking down, a guy said,
oh, you can't do that. It's a union
building. I said, what do you mean?
So you got to have the union
people bring the chair. I said, a chair
for me and my friend to sit in. No, they've got
to be the one carrying the chairs. I was, well, tell them
to get their fucking ass up here with some chairs
because I'm tired.
Well, I stood there for about five or six
minutes and no chairs materialized.
So I walked my goddamn ambulatory, able-bodied
ass down the stairs and picked up
three fucking chairs.
One for me, one for Jerry Briscoe,
and an extra one just to be neighborly.
And I walked right past that fucking guy
on the way up when I was carrying them.
And I said,
your union guys ain't quick enough.
And they went and complained.
Yeah, there was a guy carrying chairs over there.
And somebody had probably Jim Ross came,
were you carrying chairs?
I said, yes.
And I'm sitting in the chair I was carrying
and Jerry's sitting in the other one.
And if that guy don't like it, I'm willing to go home right now and forget this whole fucking show.
And then we had our meeting and went, I don't know what happened to the guy with the fucking chair fetish.
Was that the trip to Atlantic City where they destroyed your, was Atlantic City where they destroyed your windshield?
No, that was, yes, wait a minute now.
God damn it.
Is there another resort type place with a big building in New Jersey?
resort at that time?
Well, you know what I'm saying on the beach
or with things going on?
I mean, Wildwood, but I don't think they were running a wrong.
No, yeah, well, you know what?
Yeah, as a matter of fact, then yes,
Raw and Atlantic City, the big old building
at the same night that broke my fucking windshield.
There it is. That was the barter to get the union
not to kill you. They let them
destroy your car.
You know, that might be a good time to close the program, Brian.
Well, death usually is a good.
way to end the show.
Swami's barking.
But overall, what did you think of the Dorton Arena?
How would you grade it?
No, it was good.
It's nice to see, again, a documentary on something, the old days that doesn't come with
an agenda, not history written by the winner, the WWF has to make a slide, a snide
remark, or, you know, just the old plethora of blah, blah, that we've seen before.
This is very different.
So I enjoyed it.
PBS.org when giants walked here about the love affair,
and it was a love affair that fans in Eastern North Carolina had with wrestling for so many years
until the wrestling people screwed it all up.
Well, this is your show.
This is your show, so you're the wrestling person that could only screw this show up.
Well, that's a deep subject, as Mama Cornett used to say.
So I'll tell you what.
We're going to close on that one.
We've got through with this one,
and now we're going to come back refreshed, re-energized,
and recharged and ready to talk about more stupid things
that people do and say, on the drive-thru this week,
your program, is that correct?
That is correct.
Well, until then, for Brian and everybody else that we've talked about,
thank you, fuck you, bye, bye, everybody.
