Jim Cornette Experience - Episode 549: Jim Reviews AEW All Out 2024
Episode Date: September 14, 2024This week on the Experience, Jim reviews AEW All Out! Plus Jim talks about AEW & Tony Khan being sued by Kevin Kelly & the Tate brothers, Jim Ross vs. Stephen P. New, last week's Smackdown, pa...rty lines, and much more! Follow Jim and Brian on Twitter: @TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast Join Jim Cornette's College Of Wrestling Knowledge on Patreon to access the archives & more! https://www.patreon.com/Cornette Subscribe to the Official Jim Cornette channel on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/c/OfficialJimCornette Visit Jim's official site at www.JimCornette.com for merch, live dates, commentaries and more! You can listen to Brian on the 6:05 Superpodcast at 605pod.com or wherever you find your favorite podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Like the midnight and the rock and roll.
He's in a fight for wrestling soul using a racket and some mind control.
He's Jim Connest.
The keys to the future held by the past and with tag deep art.
The suit has been piled against AEW and AEW should be arrested for impersonating a wrestling promotion.
Plus the WWE continues to print money hand over fist by doing absolutely nothing.
And joining me to talk about all these various things and more.
Hawaiian Brian the podcasting line, the King of the Arcadian Vanguard podcast network,
Mr. Co-host to you, he's the men's warehouse of podcasters.
You're going to like the way he sounds.
The great Brian Last, everybody.
Probably now I'll take that intro back.
Aloha, Jim.
A pleasure to be here once again for this all-out suffocating edition of the experience.
George Zimmer was that man's name.
He found the company men's warehouse.
Yes, and then they, they, they returned his favor with scorn.
They were, whatever that old quote is.
Of, a soft word turneth away wrath.
I don't know.
They kicked him out.
I don't.
Yeah.
That hell's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you, Gene?
That's what David Schultz said to Gene.
Ogreling when he said he was in San Francisco looking for women, but he found only men that
look like women.
My quotation dictionary, I'm going to find that quotation about, well, I don't know
what the subject was about.
I'll work on that later on.
The subject was Hulk Hogan, but yeah, we can move on.
No, I wasn't talking about your thing.
I was talking about my thing.
Well, I guess at least someone's talking about your thing.
Don't stir me up now.
I tried to relax yesterday.
It was Saturday
and it was the most beautiful day
that you could ever think of
for this time of year
in a little of a low humidity,
high of like 72 degrees.
We hit a record low nearly
like three degrees off last night
for this date in history.
And the Monroe's were out working on a project
and I'm going to get out with the
limb lopper and I'm picking some things.
There's still things blowing down
from every tree from that last windstorm,
but we're just,
Harley's romping in the yard.
She's having a good day feeling good.
Stace is,
under her umbrella in the backyard there
with her feet up.
And I'm going to have a personal day.
What do the kids call it the mental health day, right?
Well, I don't know, but the kids, the mental professionals,
maybe.
Is that what they called them?
The mental professionals?
They didn't have mental professionals back in my day.
Mental professionals.
like Dr. Strange and whoever else, a mental professional.
Well, the only professional mentalist I knew was the amazing Kreskin when I was a kid.
But that's why I tweeted a picture.
I said the kids call it a mental health day.
40 years ago, we called it, I'm going to go sit out in the yard before I choke a some bitch day.
But I decided to spend the day with the family, which I don't get to do very often.
And then we ordered Freddie's steak burgers.
and we watched Svanguli.
It was a wonderful Saturday.
Had some relaxation.
What did you,
did you have a relaxing Saturday?
Oh,
I had a lot going on.
We had a function.
What was on Spanguli?
We had a function.
We had a function.
That's all we get.
All right.
You had your function.
That's right.
I was over here at Malfunction Junction.
What was on Svangouli?
Killer, killer clowns from outer space, I'll let you know.
Get out of here.
Well, all right, I'll see you later.
I just shocked Suzanne showing her what I'll waste money on.
I got a killer clowns from outer space like gun recently,
like the one they use in the movie just so I can chase the kids around the house with it.
You're chasing your children around the house with a gun that is mimicking a space aliens weapon.
It's a popcorn shooting gun of some sort.
Not like a gun that shoots bullets or even laser.
Well, maybe it doesn't a movie.
I don't remember.
You watched it.
What do you remember?
really what you got to watch out for the label.
I ain't going to tell you now.
Now you'll be away every time you'll think,
oh shit, am I fucking the kids up for life?
I never think that.
And hopefully they don't think I'll punch them in the nose and everything will end.
It's just.
And then you're trying to remind them of these horrible, awful clowns
that they're going to be seeing in parties for the next 18 years or whatever.
See, I don't buy that.
I was never big on horror movies being scary.
Like, it never really affected me like that.
I don't think it's going to affect my kids like that either.
just because you're fearless, just because you're devoid of any type of emotional response to these things.
See, part of it was my family in the 80s were doing the commercial printing for New Line Cinema.
So we had all the Freddie Kruger shit.
So it was hard to be scared of some guy that's just photos of in the office all over the place.
So you felt like you were a friend of Freddy's, friendly Freddy.
Well, no, and then they made him really friendly.
They started introducing kids' toys and masks and gloves.
I mean, who were those for?
They're for the kids.
But I was never afraid of Freddy.
Do you remember the Freddie Krueger record?
I do not.
He put out a record.
Do you remember Freddy and the Dreamers?
Well, of course I remember Freddy and the Dreamers.
They had a few hits in like 64.
I'm telling you now and the big one, do the Friday.
I'm telling you now.
Well, do the Freddy was the big one.
And it had a big dance that the lead singer Freddie would do and it was ridiculous and very
of its time.
I wonder how many of the young ladies were encouraged to do the Freddie.
Well, the Freddie Kruger version is a really awful 80 studio band doing that with one change.
The real song goes, whatever.
Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-da-na do the Freddy.
His version goes, da-na-na-da-da-do the Freddy.
That's it.
That's the total Freddie Krueger's involvement in that song.
And then he gives an opening and goes, I'm Freddie, and this is for you.
How are you supposed to be scared of that?
Right, maybe poor example.
Anyway, well, we had a night,
and I also want to thank you, because now, see,
I mentioned Stacy's birthday was August 29th.
We talked about that a couple of weeks ago.
My birthday, of course, wink, wink, hint, hint, nod.
Hot rod running down the road, if you're wondering what that noise was.
Rodney Esty?
No, not Esty, a real hot rod.
Well, a real hot rod car type of thing.
I guess there could be a rod that was hot
that you could have shoved up your ass.
One of those red hot poker type of things.
But a rod.
Yes, but nevertheless, where was I going with this?
Oh, something up your ass?
No, no.
I was not, no, I was not.
No, I was saying something, and then the hot rod went down the road.
Yes.
Oh, the road.
The road, the highway.
I was going to thank Charlie.
from Starkville,
wasn't I?
The birthdays.
My birthday is coming up.
September 17th
is my birthday.
I was just wanting to get that out there.
Case anybody was wondering.
And Charlie from Starkville
has split the difference,
and I've got my present early
and Stacey's a week afterwards.
But he sent us
an Elvira mistress of the dark
action figure for Stacey
in a Batman TV series
remastered.
special edition DVD box set for me.
How about them apples?
You know, I get asked sometimes because people do want to send you gifts.
Do you have a Blu-ray player?
I do now, actually.
The new, the brand new DVD, because you know, that's a new format.
They haven't had that out long.
Yeah, so the new...
Over 20 years.
Yeah, see, it's a recent development.
So the newest DVD player we got in the house plays those.
Yes, yes, it does.
So it's actually a Blu-ray player that plays?
plays DVDs is what you're saying?
Well, it plays everything.
Oh, shit, yeah.
You can stick all kinds of things in this thing.
It'll play it.
I mean everything.
There's two options, DVD and Blu-ray.
Well, CDs.
Okay, it plays music too.
Play them too.
Well, right there you go, see.
Think about that.
Proves my point.
What point?
The point I was making.
Thank you, Charlie.
That was the point?
That was the point.
Thank you, Charlie.
Well, you were, you started talking about the blue rays or the stingrays or whatever you were talking about.
At this point, I wish I was roommates with Boo Ray.
Oh, God.
Wait a minute.
I'll be here all week, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you.
My dark wrestling humor will be here.
Oh, come on.
Oh, geez.
I get the taste of that one out of my mouth.
That was uncalled for.
I feel like Lance Russell now.
I already regret it.
Lawler, come on now.
You come out here.
You keep running the guy down.
Anyway, we got big news.
Big news across the cult of Cornett universe out there.
I guess we have a universe, or if WW has the universe,
can we have, well, can we just have a galaxy, the Cornett galaxy?
Would that be violating anybody's fucking trademark?
I don't think so, but, you know, we can just stick to this planet.
We can stick to people.
Well, no, I've got other people.
The Cornet people?
I got people besides people, though.
I have species besides people.
The dogs love me.
I'm big with the deer.
Nevertheless, I got big news for all the people that are going to try to buy a Christmas
present this year because the holiday sale at Jim Cornett.com, as we have mentioned,
starts Saturday, October 5th at noon
Eastern time with the final
Jim Cornett action figure variant
It's been a long road
And everybody, I appreciate the support
As we have done these various action figure variants
This, as I've mentioned,
what I was talking about at the beginning of the year,
so six or eight months ago, I guess.
This will be the last
one because I don't want to beat it into powder.
And there's some other projects, Brian, that I've been talking to you about that are going
to involve more print and publication type of things.
So this will be the final variant.
We've gone through eight of them plus my figure in the Midnight Express four packs.
So get them all kids.
That's a variant too.
You've got to count that.
Well, yeah, that's why I said plus that.
It shouldn't be a plus one. It should be part of the big number.
Well, but it's not available individually. You can only get it in the Midnight Express
4-pack. But it itself is a variant. So it has to be on the list of variants. That's why I said
8 of me plus the 1 of me in the 4-pack. So 9 variants.
The 9th and final variant, ladies and gentlemen, the man in white. Let Jim Cornett be your
white night.
It's my all-white suit
with the black shirt and the red tie
that I always wore whenever I'd lost a bunch of weight.
I remember a picture of you
in the office, that's right.
Yes, because elsewise, I'd look like a drive-in movie screen.
So I wore it when I came to OVW,
I wore it in Ring of Honor, I believe, early on.
I wore it to be inducted in the Hall of Heroes in Charlotte
when unfortunately me and Tammy were the youngest-looking people involved,
and I think I still weigh the same thing now as I did then,
and she's gained 80 pounds.
But nevertheless, because this is going to serve several purposes
and see where I'm going here with this.
Not only does White match everything,
so if you've got a Midnighter or Heavenly Body's tag team set,
then I'm not involved in,
and then you can stick me in the middle of them
because it goes with the color scheme.
Or if you want me to manage any of your other
action figures,
even if I did not manage them in real life
to create a dream combination,
have at it.
But the customizers, Brian,
and you know these people exist.
Do you...
Yes, I do.
Yes.
That was a question for me,
and I have an affirmative answer, yes.
Yes.
And therefore...
Here is your blank canvas comes with matching white tennis racket,
and you can customize this final variant to any color in my infamous rainbow wardrobe.
Because after all, if I tried to duplicate every suit, every color combination,
then there'd be more action figures of me than there are people in the country of India.
So now you can make your own.
so not only do I go with everything else but now you can make me go with whatever you like
you got to sell some like paints like acrylic paints or well i was about to say i don't know if
that came out right now you can make me go with everything you like you can make me go with everything
hey do you see jim cornet going with that donkey hey now wait i didn't say oh like did you see jim cornet
going with that squirrel in the backyard well not hey nobody's
supposed to know about you. Have you rung into my security cameras? What the fuck? But anyway,
here's the important part before we move on to the next item. I told everybody that I appreciated
that they've collected all these variants and all kidding aside. I think it's cool when people
show me the shelf where they've got one or more of the different variants autographed personally
by me, which this one will be also. But I want to give them a break. So,
as a Christmas present, and thank you for your support,
if you get, because there still are some available,
any of the Midnight Express or Heavenly Bodies Tag Team sets
that I mentioned before that this figure would go with,
you can get this figure still autographed, still personalized, half-priced,
2495.
Remember I told you about this incredible concept
that Hotchkis had come up with for reduced,
the prices of items in specific periods of time in the year in order to generate bigger sales?
Well, now he's going to save people money with this incredible concept he's come up with.
He didn't come up with any concept.
What are you talking about?
Why, you keep giving this guy crazy, he doesn't come up with anything.
I've never lowered my prices before.
Who's ever heard of such a thing?
See, there's where the problem is.
It's about when you hear of it.
You thought he invented email a few months ago.
No, he invented the email blast where you send it out to everybody all at the same time.
I never said he invented email.
That would just be downright silly.
He in no way invented the email blast.
Well, or any other kind of blast or any other kind of email.
I'm just telling you that he's told me these things.
It's like a revelation when you hear this coming from him.
He's just boom, boom, boom.
He has all these concepts in the back of his mind somewhere.
that he comes out with.
It's a revelation to you when he says these things.
You have a revelation from these comments that he's making?
Well, yeah, because it's just amazing,
these simple but effective concepts that he comes up with,
like sending mass emails to people at the same time
and calling it an email blast.
Simple but effective.
Or reducing the price of an item,
especially like if you buy the Midnighter Heavenly Bodies Tag Team Pack,
or the four pack, a few still remain,
then you get the new and final white,
variant for half price.
That's a, that's a
god-and-and it's autographed. That's a goddamn
hell of a deal. Who's autograph?
Mine, of course.
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. But maybe Hotchkiss's.
Well, he can sign it too if you
put it on the personalization notes and have
Hodgkiss sign also and he'll,
as Joel Adduke once said on TV,
put that X right there.
And also, by the way, one of the long-awaited
discontinued items just because we've got two storage units now folks and I've got a garage and we still
can't keep everything but they've been popular and people have been asking about them the thank you
fuck you buy t-shirts are back for Christmas because I figure it to holiday at the Thanksgiving
and Christmas time that's where you really really want to tell somebody fuck you buy I don't know
about thank you but those are are available for the Christmas season
for a limited time only.
So jump in and get them while they've been off sale for a couple of years now,
but it's an iconic phrase.
I sign that constantly.
Do you think that would be the name of the Jim Cornett documentary if there was one?
You would be, yes, but I'm afraid that it might have problems making it to certain
suburban marquise on the theater, you know, the mothers in the suburbs might.
They saw that, they would flip out.
It has to be, thank you, fuck you,
the story of a nameless wrestling manager.
No, I just meant the fuck part.
Oh.
They put my name up in big letters on top and that would draw the crowd.
Yes.
But it might have to be, thank you, f you by what I was going for there.
Coming soon to the film forum.
The film forum.
That's right.
Well, it might be a film forum or a film for somebody else,
but one way or another, we're going to charge for tickets.
Anyway, but that is the Christmas holiday sale information.
Is it?
Is it all of it?
The new variant.
Well, I'm trying to get out of this.
Are you going to customize one?
Are you going to customize one yourself?
I might get to it.
Think about how much you can sell that one for, a Jim Cornette customized Jim Cornett.
That's like one of those DC Superman Infinity covers.
That's right.
That's exactly what it is.
and then what about if I put him in a position where he was customizing another Jim Cornett
the fund could never end that's the move all right and then at Christmas 2025 I'm
going to put the one I customize on sale for $5,000 that sounds like you're devaluing it I
think we can get more than that well it's going to be a work of art but I didn't want to just
you know leave the regular every man out of it regular every man with five
thousand dollars for an action figure sure and i think you think this i think you and tony kana have the
same idea of what the regular every day oh come on now that's just you know rent for three or four
months for many people or maybe more and you never can tell where people are living these days i
hear it's expensive in other places i'm just right over here uh but anyway
yes, the thank you fuck you buy t-shirt,
the final action figure variant
as well as, of course,
all of our fine
regular items that
we will go into at a later time,
but that's Saturday, October 5th,
at noon Eastern, that's the
big time, the big red letter day
and the big holiday sale begins.
And I'm not saying
you got to order in October,
but goddamn,
what's the way my life has been lately
if you don't get it in by the first part of November,
you're pushing things for Christmas.
I'm just lobbing that out here for you.
Anyway, all right, what do you got there, Brian?
It's your show.
It's your show, thankfully.
Thankfully, it's your show.
I had a function last night.
I'm a little off.
You had a, sounds like you had a malfunction at the junction.
Steve Sack.
Yes, Steve Stack.
And the place was the junction in San Antonio.
I never saw that place, but it didn't.
look like to me like it would
fit in your pantheon of great wrestling
arenas. You know, it's one thing to call at the junction. It's hard to
envision pulling up and seeing a sign that says the junction.
I think was it a bar or of some description? We're talking
about where they used to do the
wrestling TV show in San Antonio Southwest Wrestling, folks.
That was one of the first things when I started trading tapes in the early
90s. I got some Southwest and it really fucked me up because
it was the period of time where the Spanish announcer was right on top.
So they were literally next to each other doing commentary of two different feeds of the show.
And then they would only stop to interview the wrestlers and then it would pick back up.
But it was bleeding. It wasn't even bleeding. It was right next to him.
No, that's the thing. And again, folks, the San Antonio show, that's a heavily Hispanic market in South Texas.
And they were bringing in names that the Lucha fans would know on the,
the cards back then, especially in the late 70s, early 80s,
and what Brian is talking about, a lot of people haven't seen studio television.
Imagine in the TV studio kind of setting, there are two men standing six feet apart
from each other talking into a handheld microphone, and they're both speaking two different
languages.
And that's the thing is because they had to have a sound.
track to send their show to the Spanish station that they had wherever they had it.
And at the same time, the people in San Antonio spoke English had to know what was going on.
But they, it was so primitive, they couldn't even separate of it.
And then remember, they'd stand on each side of the guy when he's doing the interview.
Yeah.
And hold a microphone to him.
Because that's when you'd be like, oh, I'm not crazy.
There is another guy they're talking right there.
But it was distracting.
Anyway, speaking of distracting audio,
now I got one email,
and then we're going to talk about all kinds of fun stuff going on in a wrestling business.
But Matt from Kenosha, Wisconsin,
he didn't send this via normal channels,
so you might not have seen this.
But he says,
I recently listened to the episode of which you guys played the phone calls of the nut job,
who obviously didn't like being asked if you were available.
and of course talking about the old lady calls,
and then we had been talking previously on a show about party lines
that, you know, like my Aunt Lola had back in the 60s and 70s, whatever.
And he says, Matt says,
oddly enough, that brought up a strange memory from years ago.
I grew up in the small town of Hartford, Wisconsin.
My cousins and I were all within five years of each other.
Oftentimes in the summer we would meet at Grandma's house,
house, she lived across the street from me for lunch.
Grandma had a radio on her kitchen counter that was always tuned to WTKM from Hartford, Wisconsin,
which was the local polka station.
Brian, I know they're big on the polka music in Wisconsin, but I didn't know they actually had a polka station.
I guess it makes sense.
And also this had to be WTKM AM radio.
one would think that would be on the AM dial, wouldn't you?
I guess so.
But anyway, so this is,
we're talking 35 years ago, so this is late 80s,
as he'll get to later on in the email.
One afternoon after the station announced the local obituaries,
I remember that from years gone by,
Grandma let us change the station.
My cousins and I found out that when tuned to the bottom of the dial,
the radio would pick up on local telephone calls.
We assume these people were using wireless home phones.
Now, here's a thing.
This is not as preposterous as it sounds and help me with this.
You might know.
We're not talking cell phones.
That's completely different method of transmission and everything.
But in the early days of when you had a home landline,
but you could get a cordless phone or a cordless hand.
set that I've got right now like that,
that would come off, you remember the telescoping antenna
where you would pull up, it looked like an old, you know,
desktop AM radio antenna that you would pull up out of the phone.
And I believe those handsets used radio signals to go to the,
the handset to go through your wired communication,
and possibly it may still do that today in some fashion.
Am I out of my mind here or do you concur with that?
I don't know too much about what you're talking about it.
I'm learning here.
Well, you might not be learning.
I'm trying to ask you to validate this.
Maybe you can Google Fide by the time I get to the end of Matt's story.
But anyway, he says it was an introduction into things that my 10-year-old brain couldn't fathom.
We were often entertained with bad phone numbers.
sex, drug deals, and payment agreements gone bad.
There were also times we could only hear one side of the conversation,
so my cousins and I would fill in the opposite side,
leading to all of us cracking up hysterically to the stupid story we'd conceived.
Now my cousins and I are all in our 40s, families of our own,
spread out across the country.
Grandma passed away a few years back,
with that same radio still on her kitchen table,
tuned to WTKM.
And he says, thank you to both yourself and Brian
for triggering that memory
and keeping me entertained with your podcast.
Can you...
You're welcome, send money.
Oh, quit now.
I don't believe Matt's full of shit.
I think that could have happened at that point in time
with the early cordless handset
telephones with the fucking
telescoping antennas.
What kind of waves were they on, if not radio waves?
I thought you were going to Google it.
What am I supposed to Google?
Can phone calls be heard on the radio at the end of the dial?
Okay, try that.
Can phone calls be heard on the radio?
I double dog dare you.
Fucking make fun of Matt here.
I'm saving this, Matt.
This could be Exhibit A.
No answers here because everything's about,
what does the caller do at the end of a call?
Is there a way to hear past phone calls?
Is it possible to listen to phone calls?
Let's see this.
Someone could listen to your phone calls if they have the right tools and know how to use them.
That really is not what we're talking about here.
Okay, history of cordless telephones in the house, in the 80s.
In the 1980s.
In the 1980s.
History of cordless handsets, possibly, telephones.
Cordless phones first appeared around 1980.
There you go.
Keep going.
Keep going.
The earlier cordless phones
had a problem which was limited range.
What exactly am I looking for?
What was the method of transmission here, Marconi?
How was it?
Was it on radio waves?
AM radio waves?
A cordless telephone differs functionally from a mobile telephone
in its limited range and by depending on the base station
of the subscriber premises.
Yeah, the hand.
headset. You can't get too far away from it.
Current cordless telephone standards such as PHS and DECT have blurred the once clear
cut line between cordless and mobile telephones by implementing cell handoff or handover.
Well, see, we don't want to know what they're doing now. We want to know what they were doing
in the 80s where they listening to people having fucking nasty phone calls on their radio.
Radio telephony, is that a radio telephony? I guess it would be.
be. I never really use that word. I don't know. How would you use that word, Jim?
Is that a goddamn word? What are you trying to say? T-E-L-E-Foney. Telephony? Well, use it in a
goddamn sentence. Radio telephony predated cordless phones by at least two decades.
Radio telephony, I get, well, that wouldn't make sense either. But I'm not finding anything that
answers your fucking question. Well, somebody out there knows.
So let us know.
Frequencies.
Frequency ads.
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
In the United States,
seven frequency bands have been allocated by the Federal Communications Commission
for uses that include cordless phones.
These are 1.7.
Narrow band FM.
Cordless phones manufactured after October 1, 1984,
are not allowed to use this band.
Maybe this answers your question.
Okay, now we're seeing if you keep digging.
And we're required to use newer or higher frequencies,
although older telephones on the older frequency pairs could still be used.
So that was on narrow band FM.
Boom, so it was an FM radio station.
And down at the bottom of the, what is the bottom of the FM dial, 80?
Probably something really good.
Something from a really good college nearby is.
Yeah.
You know, it's all over the educational whatever,
but maybe they were broadcasting on the narrow band there.
Also, Citizens Band Radio Service,
with some frequencies.
These were initially paired with other frequencies,
so CB radio as well.
And then after that,
who looks like we answered your question?
That's it.
Well, there you go.
So Matt's not full of shit like you said.
I never said that.
You're the one who all of a sudden introduced that theory into this.
He said such nice things
about us and then there you are, so bullshit.
That's fucking.
Matt's lying.
I heard you do it.
Whole world heard you?
Speaking of what the whole world has heard of, Brian,
should we lead off with the,
I can't say the police blotter,
but the court report here on the Jim Court had experience today,
we can discuss the recent lawsuits that have been,
a lawsuit with different counts, I don't know, it could be plural,
that have been filed and in our thoughts and impressions on saying.
Well, there's a lot going on and a lot broke this week about this,
and of course, because of it, you trended.
Now it's like when it, cornets, lawnmowers have done something or whatever.
No, I'm so inextricably linked.
with the Honorable Stephen P. New.
Counselor at law.
But I trend when he makes news now, and he makes a lot of news.
Well, here's how it was reported by the wrestling news who broke the story.
Well, hold on.
I think it's fair that before that you read the wise and wherefores of what has happened,
that I preface this by saying that first of all,
Stephen P.
is your and mine's attorney
along with other people in the wrestling industry
has been known.
But attorney client privilege
doesn't mean
that if this guy is your attorney,
he can discuss all his clients with you, right?
It's specific to the client involved.
So what I'm trying to say is
just because Stephen is our attorney
and close personal friend,
he hasn't filled his guts about what the fuck
is going on here or told us
details that are not available to the public
we want to make that clear
so we are going to talk about
an opine upon
what's been reported and filed publicly and said by the participants
out in the open
but we will also preface this by saying
Steve P. New
at this point
his life, Brian, I think you can agree,
does not need
to take cases that he
doesn't think that he can win
and significantly
make change
in a field from
just for the fun of it.
Because he's very busy.
He makes a lot of money
and he doesn't have time like the
guy that tried
to get everybody
that ever worn a pair of boots to sue the
W.W.E.
And his office was in a spare room in his house somewhere in fucking suburban California.
So we're going to dismiss the thought at the top of this,
that this is some kind of publicity stunt or as people might say,
something frivolous.
He's past the point where he has the time
on his hands to take
bullshit cases, just see his name
in the news. He's fucking with
the governor in the state
of West Virginia on a regular basis.
He gets in the newspaper a lot.
I wouldn't say he's fucking with the governor
in the state of Louisiana.
Well, he's trying to keep him in line.
That's more like it, yeah.
Well, that's fucking with a governor sometimes.
Trying to keep him on a straight and narrow
depends on who they are.
But anyway, but read the
the publicly issued
details of the case so that we can go over it.
Again, these were broken by the wrestling news on Wednesday.
Three former talents terminated by AEW
have brought a lawsuit against the company, among others.
The suit brought by announcer Kevin Kelly
and wrestlers Brandon and Brendan Tate
was filed on August 30th in Philadelphia County,
Pennsylvania, Court of Common Pleas
by attorney Stephen P. Neue and Benjamin Bear.
and is seeking to void the arbitration clause of their talent contracts,
as well as requesting the court certify a class action suit against AEW
over claims the company is misclassifying its wrestling talent
as independent contractors rather than employees.
Let's stop there momentarily because that kind of explains a part of this.
Any initial thoughts?
Well, I'd like to jump on that one last.
Keep going.
In April, it was reported that the Tate Brothers, known professionally as the boys.
I'm sorry.
There's the boys.
Known professionally as the boys were released from their Ring of Honor contracts due to budget cuts.
Ring of Honor owner, Tony Kahn, claimed during media events that their release was due to
no showing several events
a claim the brothers deny
that claim
is now at the center of a defamation
allegation against Khan
by the Tate Brothers
You want me to go or stop there?
No, no, no, there's what
we can start with that because
with all due respect
to the boys
this is the one that
personally which whoever's right
and whichever way it goes I don't give
a shit particularly.
Because I did say, but it might go to more overall the broader case, as we will see here in a second.
I think for them to be on national television at that stage of the game in the wrestling business these days,
as I think I mentioned on the show a while back, they should have ridden a bus, right, to get to wherever.
However, other facts have emerged with these dueling stories and having been
a booker, promoter, producer, talent,
whatever the fuck, I've seen a lot of this bullshit
that the point is the over-writing
thread of this whole suit is
bad communication and bullshit communication
and no communication and nobody
settling issues.
So...
And defamation potentially.
Well, defamation potentially is,
result of none of this being settled and this fucking thing being run is guy coffee use say like a
flea market so the bone of contention seems to be that the boys who live in knoxville
tennessee were flying out of knoxville tennessee but then somehow they wanted them to fly to
wherever it was i can't remember it might have been overseas or who the fuck knows out of
nashville maybe it was canada canada there's not
a sea, but there's a border.
So it's three hours minimum from Knoxville to Nashville, so it is a significant distance.
Well, they should have driven.
Except now that we've sat back and seen some of the other things going on, what kind of
notice did they get since they had been being flown out of Knoxville?
Then does their ticket just show up and nobody called their attention to it?
or did they call them the week before
and say,
hey,
you got to fly out in Nashville.
Or did they look down
at,
you know,
with their paperwork
or however these things
are delivered these days
and see suddenly
there's a goddamn wrong airport
and they're three hours away.
Holy shit!
What kind of communication
was there between them and the office?
I assume
like all the kids,
they text,
each other, which is fucking problematic in a lot of cases because nobody knows what the fuck people
are talking about on a text anyway most of the time.
But if did they say, hey, why this wrong airport?
Oh, well, Tony says you got to do that.
Did they say, well, we can't make it?
Or did they say we can't make it?
And then they said, Tony says you got to do that.
And then nothing, crickets.
well then as a booker or talent relations guy or whatever if you don't hear from the talent's mouth when there's a issue about whether they're going to make the show or not if you don't hear from their lips or their text okay i'll be there and you just leave the conversation then you've dropped the ball and but then if they say we can't make it we can't get there
we don't have a way to go whatever the fuck then you've left then it's not a no show if they ain't there because the last thing they said to you was we can't get there here's another thing what stooge did they tell that all this was going on with when tony con is at the show did they want to tell tony well here's this five-minute story about how we're fuggled with their travel and get yelled at or did the
Tony say, where's the boys?
They didn't show up.
What the...
And, you know, that is part of, I think, what A.W, from what I think I've seen, has argued,
which is that this wasn't a single isolated incident.
There may have been other incidents where...
Okay, then that's AEW's fault if it was all over travel.
Because after the first time, when the boys ain't there, then you...
Why weren't you there?
You sent us tickets for an airport, fucking...
three hours away from our goddamn homes and then we got to fly or whatever the fuck
well it was cheaper goddamn whatever you don't with all the other things
going on in this company you don't say okay well we're going to do the same thing again
and then they say well we're going to do the same thing again because he was saying
multiple shows so how does this how does it not get resolved if if they ain't going to
You don't book them again.
But again, too, the contradiction between announcing that they were fired due to budget cuts.
And then after they came out, I forget what exactly they said, they were somewhat outspoken about some nature of this.
That's when Tony Kahn was asked about it at a press conference.
And then he said they know shit.
Yeah, he was asked specifically about them.
And he said it was because of issues with them showing up.
So AEW put out two different sides of the same story.
And besides that, and then that's when they,
Well, you defamed us because now people think, what the fuck are we a couple of dickheads that ain't going to show up?
So, but like I said, I don't, I don't care either way, but we're getting, we're getting to the better part.
But the other thing, too, in terms of the travel, just a specific example going from Knoxville to Nashville to Nashville.
Again, it goes to the argument about what is an independent contractor.
You know, if you're ordering them around and saying, you've got to go here, you got to do this, yep.
Are they an independent contractor or are they an employee?
Well, and also just
I mean, we just saw him buy like 150
plane tickets to fucking England.
Right?
So.
He rents songs that he'll pay more than he'll pay the boys together
over 10 years.
So yes.
So I think it might be hard for the boys to fucking,
and was this a thing that has happened to anyone else or no one else?
Were they the only ones?
Who said, well, you're so fucking insignificant on this.
List of insignificant people.
You see, that's one of the things
if I was AEW,
just based on little things I know
from communicating with people,
I'd be worried about that
because if this ever got to discovery,
that shit comes out.
The disorganization,
the confusion,
people texting and not getting answers
or emailing and not getting answers.
It brings the AEW office
into focus.
But, you know, we'll see.
Well, but speaking of bringing
more of AEW
you into focus because they're still a little blurry, then Kevin Kelly steps in. Yeah, by the way,
for the record, that was technically Ring of Honor. That's Tony Khan, the owner of Ring of Honor.
They were Ring of Honor talent, right when Tony bought Ring of Honor. So now we're going to AEW.
Well, true, yes, because it's the right pocket and the left pocket. Because Tony's always got his
hands in his pockets because he likes to play pocket pool. Well, just so people know, we were always told
that Tony Khan bought Ring of Honor outright with his own money,
AEW is a joint venture between Tony and his dad
and whatever Cher Warner Brothers has.
So it's two different things,
but let's go to the next part of this.
Real name Kevin Foot.
Kevin Kelly is seeking monetary damages claiming,
among other things,
that AEW breached his contract
and interfered with his ability to find work elsewhere.
Also named in the lawsuit is AEW announcer
Ian Rickabani, whom Kelly also seeks monetary damages from and claims defamed him by way of social
media after accusing him of being a member of QAnon. Kelly, who joined AEW in June of
2023 after working as the English-speaking commentator for New Japan, was fired from his position
as an AEW play-by-play announcer in March, after he went public on his social media, expressing his
frustrations with the company and Rickabani.
And I have a comment here to close it out from Stephen, Stephen P. New, of course.
I applaud the bravery of these plaintiffs in bringing this long overdue action, challenging
the misclassification of pro wrestlers as independent contractors instead of employees.
We know we are in for a long, hard fight, but in the end, I believe justice always prevails.
well now it gets a little curiouser and curiouser
because again everybody knows
I've known Kevin Kelly since 19 what 95
he was I was the reason why
that he was the ring of honor announcer
for so many years
I'm pretty goddamn sure
although I hate to make declarative statements
anymore Kevin's a religious guy
he might even be a Republican I don't know
because we don't talk about it because he knew what I would think straight off the bat.
I'm pretty sure he's not engaging in any kind of goddamn organized Q&on lunacy or whatever the fuck.
And probably, I believe it was some type of movie recommendation that he tweeted that led to Ian,
who also met briefly and thought was a wonderful guy.
so I hate to see these two having issues.
Ian took exception to
and talked about with people on the internet
in what was supposed to be private.
I believe it was a Discord server,
so it's a private server.
No, somebody was typing something
to somebody on the internet
and thought it was going to be private.
Seriously?
Especially around the wrestling business.
So then
the bigger issue
from something that ridiculous
Kevin tweets about a movie
Ian
can't resist
commenting to someone on the internet
instead of you got to fucking
say something in that situation
call somebody on a fucking phone
and but because of that
there's now a lawsuit
because they're in this goddamn
this company that will not
address anything and take care of anything
and let's shit fester and boil and bubble
because think about this, they fired Kevin Kelly.
Who else have they?
They haven't fired people who have walked up
and punched the fuck out of other employees
and they didn't fire them.
Yeah, that's part of the story.
the fact that there's very few people, if you look at who's been fired,
like Jimmy Havoc was fired after they found out that he was accused of some sort of sexual improv.
Who knows what the fuck it was, but it wasn't, and we haven't nobody seen him since, right?
That type of thing.
That's what you get fired for.
Like there's very, CM Punk got fired and even that took forever.
For beating up the third motherfucker, right?
Right, but you could argue that was an extension of a year earlier, where Tony couldn't pull the trigger and couldn't do anything.
He couldn't bring him back and he couldn't.
fire him. He just did nothing.
So again, the
fucking, who was the punch Sammy?
Andrade. Andrade.
Andrade punched Sammy and
fucking Tony sent him home and sent him a check
for a fucking year or whatever it was.
The point, look at the, the
bad feelings on
Twitter amongst each other and the sniping
and the fucking, you know,
I threw a chair in your face, gave you
brain damage and all this other shit. And these people had to be
given a separate show. So they could be
kept apart and catered to.
But yet
Kevin and Ian getting a goddamn beef
over fucking
making snarky comments
over the internet and they can't
address this and when they
finally do, they
hired Kevin Kelly for three
years, allegedly
at the start it was supposed to be,
to leave his job in New Japan.
That he had, there was a full-time
fucking deal and come and do that fucking show.
and he was there for like nine months.
And instead of saying, well,
if you and Ian are going to have a goddamn
knock-down, drag-out fighter something,
go home, we'll send you the check like we do.
Everybody, they sent Miro a check in Bulgaria.
So what heinous...
CJ took it. I'm looking for my money.
Yes.
And what heinous offense did Kevin Kelly?
He went the story.
is there.
The point is
there's Kevin making
appointments with
human resources or relations
or whatever.
This is causing me trouble.
I want to address this.
People are razzed him on Twitter.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
We have a problem with this guy.
They won't do anything about it.
And finally,
they end up the thing they do it about it
is fire him again
when there have been
people have literally set fire to
shit in that company.
They didn't fire them.
So what
what smells about this
is part of that
and then
the overall theme
the independent
contractors.
And we've said
way before Stephen P.
knew was involved in an issue
like this. And we blistered
that other lawyer
for being an obvious
moron, I can't believe, past the bar
and bringing a
lackluster suit that was never going to win
because the merits of a real case
were winnable.
And we've talked about the misclassification
umpteen times on this show going back years.
So, you know, if you're going to
engage these guys in a
contract or a deal like this
that is not only incredibly one-sided
and gives them no benefits and the whole nine yards
but is restrictive on your side
but then you can just for apparently any reason
say bye-bye
then the whole foundation of the thing
needs to be looked at and that I believe
I said at started this thing
Stephen P. New does not take cases for things that he doesn't believe in and things that he doesn't believe he can win in.
And this is a open and shut example of something that with a legitimate case in a legitimate court, with a legitimate attorney,
could prove to be very fucking interesting for the entire wrestling industry.
dream. You know, if you remember when AEW started in 2019, there were people talking about it.
I want to say it was Cody, maybe even Tony, that there was a chance that the wrestlers wouldn't be
independent contractors, there would be employees, that there'd be a union, that there'd be benefits.
A lot of things that EVPs got that wrestlers never got. And nothing ever changed.
You know, Tony tries to actually, he's the baby face and it's the big, mean, WWE. He does the same
things that they do.
It's just he looks like a putts doing it
so you don't take it seriously.
Yeah, well, and think about this now.
If this was supposed to be
and
without violating any
NDAs, I think he said it
in a number of places that it was going to be
a very wrestler-friendly company.
And the boys
were going to have a say in how things went
and the fans were going to
appreciate that.
And you know, it was all, it was like
that like we said, this biggest
crowdfunding effort in history.
But the wrestler-friendly
company,
right? It became the
wrestlers that he was friendly with company.
The EVPs got all that.
You know, and then some of the family members
got employment status. But
you could have, if he had
any fiscal responsibility,
had a manageable talent,
roster of a legitimate size
where that you weren't
paying 170
guys and girls
and showing half
of them on television on any kind of regular
basis if that.
If he wasn't paying
a couple hundred thousand dollars for
songs because he's a mark
for the Ring of Honor tapes,
that type of thing,
you could have actually
made these people employees
and given them the benefits. And
deducted the Social Security and paid the Social Security
and do all the things with the taxes that the normal jobs do
and it wouldn't have cost him anything more than what he's already lost
but he's playing
fantasy promoter rather than running
responsible business
yeah and what's their argument
am I asking this like you know facetiously like what is their argument
for firing Kevin Kelly
is it because of the Q&on thing?
Is that what they've said they fired him for?
Is it buyer's remorse?
What is it?
Is AEW firing someone for buyer's remorse?
Well, as soon as they,
as he had this issue with Ian is when they stuck Tony
on Saturday nights and in the lead chair
that Kevin was supposed to occupy,
and then remember, we started seeing him.
Well, Kevin's over in a corner a lot of the night.
Yeah, but that's part of the thing, too.
Chavani, who's the ultimate stooge for Tony Khan,
what happened when Jim Ross was introduced on to TBS in 1988?
Now they like to pretend their buddies.
Yeah.
There were problems because Chivani thought that he should be where Jim Ross was.
And Jim Ross at the time was the best there was in the business.
Chivani and Heenan in WCW famously didn't get along.
and famously a lot of it was Chivani's attitude
and being a kiss-ass stooge for the office
and here he is here
and Kevin Kelly gets brought in to do collision
from New Japan right?
Was it immediately, was it him and Nigel?
I'm trying to remember with the original
I forget who they paired him with now on Collision.
I believe it was Kevin and Nigel.
So they start doing it.
Remember the first few weeks with Punk
and those FTR matches,
we said Kevin Kelly was knocking it out of the park
it seems at some point his confidence was knocked out
and that happens when you shove Chivani in there
an unnecessary third person
who then all of a sudden became the lead commentator on the show
Well and now we find out that probably that was done
because Kevin was having some issue with the office
in trying to resolve some of these things
The office, the office, I mean you know
you need an office
or as the boys used to say the orifice
And the other thing is
You can disagree with parts of this, I guess, as a fan from afar
And realize there are other elements of this that, yeah, of course,
and it's not even an AEW thing.
Wrestlers are employees.
It's a WW thing.
It's an AEW thing.
It's not an independent thing.
I'll let CMLL deal with their own situation.
But WWE controls their wrestlers lives.
AEW may not be as hands-on,
but they're as restrictive
as they want to be and the same kind of restrictions as WWE whenever they want to be
for any reason they want.
Well, it's the same kind of contracts they're signing.
It's just that Tony, because he owns the whole thing and answers to no one, can just say,
oh yeah, you can do that if you want to.
But the point is, you're not a true independent contractor when you, let's say I'm a painter,
Brian, and I paint your house.
and you said, wow, you did a great job,
and you tell your neighbor Fred,
hey, yeah, this guy did a great job painting my house.
And Fred says, well, I'd like to call him
and get him to paint my house.
And you say, oh, no, I'll tell you whether he can paint your house or not.
And I have to go through you to paint his house.
Then am I an independent contractor?
Am I pretty much working for you?
That's what.
And here's the thing.
these are the same type of contracts.
The numbers are bigger and there's different provisions for all the new types of media
and the new things that have come up that have been thought of.
But it's the same kind of contracts as they were signing in the 80s
where no matter how much more detailed they get,
you're still an independent contractor,
even though in the 80s and 90s, pretty much every one of the boys always say,
you know what, if I sign this contract, everyone don't like it, fuck it.
I'm just going to quit and go home, right?
It was that kind of thing.
And they did.
I mean, that's why you hear about things like C going to play softball.
Yeah.
Who does that with a contract?
All right, I'll just go home.
Yeah, but that's because it was new in the business.
And everybody was used to saying, if I don't like where I'm working, I'm just going to say,
fuck you and go somewhere else.
You did that in 1990.
You still had a contract when you walked out.
Yes.
For until the following May, and that was the end of October.
But I said, fuck you.
I'm going home.
I don't want to be here anymore.
But the point is, there was some element of you could always go.
Now there's literally nowhere else to go to make anywhere near the level of money
as you will earn in WWE or that Tony Khan will pay you in AED.
slash ring of honor
and even TNA has right of first refusal.
That means you can work outside dates
as long as you call the TNA office and say,
hey, can I work for Brian and Jim on February 28th?
Then they say yes, and then you can do it.
Well, that's back to the painting story I just talked about.
So all the companies where you will make any money
control your goddamn career.
Brian tell me, I've never worked in the real world.
But if you work for a company, they can send you,
if you're an employee of a company,
any kind of company, a widget company,
they can call you in the office,
say, hey, the boss wants you to go to Acme widgets in Cleveland
and tell them how we do shit, right?
Yeah, if that was the case,
the widget company would pay my airfare,
they'd put me up in a hotel,
they'd give me a per diem,
I'd be able to buy food,
I'd have everything taken care of,
maybe even a car fee,
because I'm an employee of the company,
I'm representing the company.
I'm doing business on behalf of the company
that would benefit the company.
Yeah.
But what's the difference between that
and ordering a wrestler to go to Cleveland
and work a show?
Or you'd go to work for Joe in Cleveland,
he'll send you a plane ticket,
and he'll have some stooge pick you up
the backseat of his fucking stinky car
and they get a good rate at the hotel in town
or maybe the local guy will fucking, you know, put you up there.
The wrestlers get $20 off at dinner tonight.
Yeah, but only if you sign autographs for the staff.
So that, again, you know,
if they want to be showbiz instead of the fucking good old-fashioned
goddamn carny bullshit we used to pull off and love it,
then they're going to have to play like big boys, aren't they?
If you make somebody an employee, it doesn't mean they have to be an employee
for the rest of the goddamn life of the company,
but for the time that you're saying that you want them to be there,
two years, three years, whatever it is, they ought to be an employee.
And by the way, Tony Kahn, someone who's constantly battling the perception of him
that's created by his behavior,
and cares a lot about what people say and what people think
and does these media scrums because he wants to be out there
and he wants people to listen to him,
what would make him a bigger baby face ever
than if he actually did it?
Because he can do it a lot easier than WWE and their bureaucracy over there.
Tony Con could just say we're doing it.
Unless Shad says no.
But he would be the biggest baby face ever.
Again, like you said, it can't be the giant roster
and there's no reason they should have as many wrestlers
as they do.
But hold on, hold on, stop, pause.
Hold that thought because now they're going to say,
oh, Cornynett and last Sunday, we ought to fire half the guys
they don't want the boys to have jobs.
No, unless you're running a charitable foundation
that is subsidizing 150 or 75 people's
fucking lives and families,
then there's no reason to have a wrong.
in one wrestling company of that many people.
But you could treat a smaller number,
oh, say, 80 or 100, much better,
and rotate those people around every few years,
so everybody gets a chance at it.
Well, the other thing, too,
I guess there would be nothing to preclude you
from having, let's say, just a throw a number out there,
let's say you had 60 employees that were wrestlers.
You could still have 20 independent contractors
on top of that if they are working in a different way than the employees that are told where to go and
what to do and everything. Yes, if you are booking them per date and paying them a flat fee per date
and they continue to work for other people and other promotions around the world and
if they make your dates a preference, well, that's just peachy keen, but they can't have a
written agreement with you that you have first right of refusal, then you're an independent
contractor and they could have those
because
it would be cheaper for the company
and it would be a better
goddamn chance for
some of the guys to come from the independence
and at least
see if they might be
translating before they goddamn buy them
for three years and
again
maybe people in
other countries because we do have the global
audience Brian
don't understand well why is it more
expensive for a company to make somebody an employee instead of an independent contractor because
then you pay into their Medicare and their federal, their taxes and the whole nine yards,
and you have to have an insurance plan that they can be involved in.
And you're paying for that.
And we've always said that the territories, and it is still true, even Crockett promotions
in his biggest year in the 80s
would not have been able to afford
to make the wrestler's employees
for all the different expenses
it would incur
but it's been bullshit
since probably 1998
that Vince McMahon couldn't.
You were going to say something.
Yeah, if you look at wrestling, let's say, in the late 80s,
WWF,
I think if things were done right,
a Hulk Hogan would be an employee
and the job guys on the table guys
on the taping would be independent contractors.
Yeah.
And it would be probably job guys, sorry, Dustin, and undercard guys, and guys coming in for
one shot here and there, and that'd be it.
Everyone else would be a real employee.
You know, all the guys that were working regulars six, seven days a week, those were
employees.
And you had to kind of also evaluate talent properly then, which is not something that's done
these days, because, you know, somebody will say,
well, if they only paid so-and-so to come in from Mexico every once in a while per shot,
then he might sign with the WWE.
Well, then good for him.
Because if I'm bringing a motherfucker in for a shot every once in a while,
I'm not going to really miss him if he's gone, am I?
But anyway.
There's another part of this whole story, the AEW lawsuits, Jim.
We'll talk more about this as it transpires, but...
I guess as the news broke or shortly after it, I think it was the same day, Jim Ross went on a podcast and dismissed the whole thing, called it frivolous, said that.
Well, hold on now.
Because Tony Khan has more money that it's impossible to win against that.
Hold on now. And yes, he did say that.
Dismissed the whole thing as a characterization.
But here the problem becomes, I like Kevin Kelly.
Of course I like Stephen P. nude.
I like Jim Ross.
Right? Tates, I don't,
tickly don't care either way.
I'm just being honest.
I've met them like once in my fucking life.
I don't care.
But again, this is almost like the fucking thing with Kevin and Ian
in that everybody is being sensitive.
And I wish that they would not feel the need to comment as they do.
you know, in public, if you will.
But JR basically, yes, he did say,
and he equated this suit, which is why I disequated it,
with that thing from the other, the sheister, the Greek lawyer.
Constantine.
Constantine cryos or Cairoes or something?
There's definitely Constantine.
His clients were crying afterwards because he didn't do shit.
He couldn't even write his, he couldn't even
he couldn't write his writs properly.
And if you've read the rits that he's written,
you'll know there were really ill-written writs.
But anyway, he equated it with that type of suit,
I liked the suit before, and used the word frivolous.
And unfortunately, he was being prodded for an answer on pending litigation
against a company that he currently works for.
so what's he going to say
he can't really tell the truth
but he shouldn't use the word frivolous
because he ought to know
that Stephen don't do frivolous
so that provoked some ill feelings there
is possibly where you were going
well yeah he made these comments
Stephen P.
knew heard the comments and responded
I have his comments here
do you want to hear those
I certainly do
here's what he had to say
It will help when we hear from the peanut gallery after that again.
Go ahead.
I need to make a response.
J.R. Jim Ross called this lawsuit frivolous.
Well, let me tell you something, boola, boola.
This is not a frivolous lawsuit.
You're part of the problem.
You, Jim Ross, are part of the problem.
Because you fed the guys in WWE as talent,
relations, these crap contracts for a quarter of a century. You told these guys that it was a
take it or leave it deal and they needed to sign these crap contracts that were contracts of
adhesion, that they should have never have signed or they should have lined the arbitration
provisions out of it. I'm not shocked in the least that you go on a podcast and you say this
is a frivolous lawsuit. I might lose it, but by
God, it's not frivolous. I can tell you that. Tony Kahn's paid JR a lot of money to do nothing
for about five years now. And so, if I were Jim Ross and I were living at Jacksonville Beach
and making a bunch of money to not do much at all, I'd probably come out and call Stephen P.
News lawsuit frivolous also. Everybody's got a price. And those were Stephen's comments.
Well, there was a prickly but understandable response to a major attorney being accused of filing a frivolous suit.
However, I will say that one of my new favorite say is, Brian, both of these things can be true.
J.R. was having all those people sign crap contracts because he was the head of talent relations in the WWF.
but J.R. didn't write to crap contracts.
J.R. was the messenger of death, but the crap contracts were written by,
not even Vince McMahon, but at Vince McMahon's direction for the terms that he wanted
to keep these independent contractors under control.
And it was, again, a take-it-or-leave-it proposition for almost everybody except
Hulk Hogan or Steve Austin or maybe the Rock
or whatever, that you
would either sign once you had negotiated
the terms you could negotiate,
merchandising,
compensation,
possibly time off,
those type of things.
What you couldn't
negotiate your way out of was
you're an independent contractor, you have no
employment rights, you have no
profit sharing pension, 401K
health insurance benefits,
all those things that we always
heard in a wrestling business that people got
when they had a job at Acme
widget or whatever.
I'm just saying that was true
that J.R. was saying
take it or leave it because that was
the conditions of the company
that he also worked for as well.
So he never said
and I mean I've heard some of the
negotiations and obviously
been in some. Nobody
ever said, well this is a wonderful
thing for your
retirement and your goddamn
your health insurance and all
that stuff. It was, here's
the way the deals work, but here's what
you're going to get.
But, you know,
there weren't any other
deals in the wrestling business, so
that's why you couldn't get them.
So, both of these things
can be true. J.R. did make
people sign those crap contracts because they
wanted to sign them because those are the only kind of contracts
they were going to get.
But what exactly does he think is frivolous, is
what we don't know. Does he think the defamation cases independently against Tony
Khan by the Tates and against Ian Rickabani by Kevin Kelly, those are frivolous? Or that the
idea that wrestlers should be classified as independent contractors and that AEW's falsely misclassifying
them as frivolous? I think he is mischaracterizing this whole thing as being frivolous
because other people have tried it and done a poor job of it and not been able to demonstrate
their case or present their case well.
And we've said all along, this is the, especially with the WWE, but now Tony wants to play
with the big boys, that this is the Achilles heel of the wrestling industry as an industry.
Is it the fucking wrestlers are still like, when I used to call a guy up,
then live six hours away and say,
hey, can you make Marietta on Thursday the 20th
be there at 7 o'clock?
Sure, and there was the fucking contract.
Right?
So this is the Achilles heel.
And I think J.R. just assumes,
because he probably hadn't paid a lot of attention
or read much about this,
or probably give a shit,
that this is another one of those deals.
And again, I can't speak for the tates and defamation.
because I don't know what their character is to begin with.
But with Kevin Kelly,
it's been goddamn, you know,
fucking violence, physical violence, verbal threatening,
and fucking felons involved in some of the shit in AEW
that didn't get fired.
So I'd like to hear more about what's up with that.
Well, again, with his thing with the defamation,
it's specific against Ian Rickabonni for labeling him as QAnon,
which he is saying that he is not.
Well, and again, yes, I'm talking,
I was talking about the tates with the defamation for the fucking no-shows with Tony.
I don't give a shit there.
I'd like to see, do we have pictures of Kevin at a Q&ON fucking planning commission?
I'd like to see more of that.
But the thing that I'm really interested in is let's just open up these contracts,
where you can promise a guy, we'll leave your other job and we'll pay you for three years,
except when we change our mind in nine months
because of something that we couldn't take care of internally,
we'll just fucking fire you,
and what are you going to do about it?
And or what working conditions are the people under
that, well, exactly your honor,
why, or your honor might say to counselor,
why is it that these guys are so desperate to work for you
that they will fucking drive three hours
200 miles down the road to an airport to fly to another country,
to get in a fucking car to drive over to a building,
get thrown around and beat up by somebody,
and then repeat that fucking trip home.
And you can't even fly them out of their own fucking backyard or whatever.
That's the issue is,
are we going to open up any of these contracts and see what they look like?
Don't you think?
Well, we shall see.
Again, Jim Ross pointed out, Tony Con has a lot of money.
and he can fight, you know, until everyone else runs out of money.
Well, but that assumes that I don't want to reveal because I don't know for sure,
but I don't believe that Stephen P. New is asking Kevin Kelly or Huey and Dewey Tate,
whatever their first names are, to give them large up front,
him large up front fees.
Is there a nicer way of saying this?
He's not in this for the money.
He wants, I could tell you, knowing Stephen, he's always wanted to change the conditions
and the wrestling business for the wrestlers so that it's better for them.
Yes, I'm not thinking that Kevin Kelly and the Tates are going to spend an incredible
amount of money on this.
Unless, of course, they win $6 billion or whatever.
And I bet it's going to cost him a pretty penny for Stevens' involvement.
But he doesn't need the money and he doesn't need the work.
He needs more time with his lovely daughter, Rebecca.
So I don't think he's doing this just as, oh gosh, where's my rent coming from next month?
I better retain another client.
That's what the, so that's another thing, the JR probably does not know because he's not close to the situation.
But that's the point is that this is not ambulance chasing, as has been done in the past,
this is going to be a legitimately run operation here.
But you see some of the chatter online, and it's ridiculous, the idea that because he represents
you, because he represents me, because he represented CM Punk or Ace Steel and various other
people, people you don't even know about, I'm sure, I don't even know about, that because of
that, that somehow this is like just a baseless attack on AEW, because that's what
we do. We go after them in the courts and try to beat them. This is a real case. This is a real
case filed in a real court. Hey, and let me say one thing. I found out, remember years ago,
before we even started doing this show, I was fighting against a developer that was doing a
subdivision across the road from me on the empty property over there. And when the neighbors
and I got together, we found out of all of the real estate lawyers, real estate attorneys in town,
guess how many of those attorneys represented the homeowners instead of the developers?
How many?
One.
Wow.
One.
So when you hear about any competent attorney that represents more than one, you.
person in a wrestling business, you have to kind of figure it's because most of the fucking
people in a wrestling business that have attorneys are the goddamn ones with all the money,
which is generally the fucking promoters.
And by the way, technically now he represents the entire roster of AEW because of this
class action thing goes through, he represents everyone who's ever worked there and anyone
who works there.
Whether they like it or not.
John Moxley, meet your new attorney, Stephen Pino.
Uh, Jim, before we wrap this up, Tony Kahn.
Well, that's why I was going to saving the best for last.
Tony Kahn had to weigh in, and we just read the statement that Stephen made to the statement
that J.R. made.
And then Tony tweeted this, and I'll let you read the tweet.
From the night before the pay-per-view, by the way, I've just read Stephen P. News comments about Jim Ross.
I'm shocked and appalled by the...
these comments on legend Jim Ross,
part of AEW's foundation,
someone so important from the beginning of AEW,
and still right now today.
AEW, JR, and I
reserve all rights.
See you tonight at AEW all out.
Oh, it was actually the day of. Excuse me, I was wrong.
Yeah, he was so appalled. He still got
to the fucking see you tonight at the pay-per-view plug-in.
But, but...
See, this is where it gets to be bullshit.
This is where he's pandering trying to rally people online to get behind AEW the weekend of a pay-per-view.
Well, here's the thing, it almost worked with me.
Because I saw that before I actually heard what Stephen has said about what J.R. had said.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
Because here's the... I didn't realize again, but this is the equivalent of Tony Faron for his life again.
remember he cut to promo on TV
when nobody had seen the footage
just heard the story that
I've never been
scared for my life
at a wrestling event before
but I was afraid for my life
I reserve all rights
all rights to his life
but no he said that
after the all-in thing last year
at Wembley
and then by the time
maybe the impact of that
that statement wore off by the time they actually marked themselves into playing the footage
where it showed that Tony was witness to a fucking front face lock at a scuffle
and was yelled at for three seconds from somebody on the other side of a fucking table.
And then he got hit really hard because then his ratings went away.
Well, that's what he was scary.
He was scared for his ratings.
But that's the thing is, now he issues this tweet.
like the ultimate drama queen,
the tweeting equivalent of I was scared for my life,
and I see that and I thought,
oh my God,
has Stephen got out of his mind?
What is he saying about Jim Ross?
What can,
and then I read the quote of a,
what the fuck appalled?
Besides,
what does Bula Bula mean?
Maybe that's a West Virginia thing.
I'll look it up.
Is it or is it boo?
It's boomer sooner.
Is Bula Bula?
boola boola boola that's some kind of collie anyway it's the football song of yale university
okay i'm not sure where that came in but nevertheless unless that is some type of comment about
jim ross's sainted mother then no he said jim you you push the crap contracts you know
what's in him because jara does know what's in him he knows their crap contracts
Those were the only kind, as I mentioned before, that you could have in wrestling, and he didn't write them.
But he didn't...
Stephen P. New did not say anything appalling about Jim Ross in that...
Did you see appalling?
See, this is where it's so stupid that Tony would do this.
You want to talk about people saying appalling things about Jim Ross.
Bring a lawsuit about this, you reserve all rights.
Because I can tell you firsthand some of the text messages and some of the things people in that company have been saying about him since the beginning.
I think he would probably be appalled by them
I think most people probably would be.
It was when they all had a fucking uproar,
remember, because this was years ago
when he had first started
and he made the comment, I've told him,
they all roll out on the floor
and cluster up like quail
and wait for some dumb ass to dive and hit him.
And they got upset at him saying that
on his podcast or wherever
because he'd set it to the,
them and they still fucking do it.
And they were saying
worse things about Jim Ross, the talent
in AEW.
On Twitter was saying worst things about
Jim Ross then that
Stephen just said now.
So fuck,
are you out of your mind?
And again, don't clutch your pearls with this kind of stuff
because it's a, you won't win this
one. I mean, trust me.
Yeah.
The stories that have been around
about Jim Ross's AEW run
and I feel bad with some of them and some of them
or self-induced, but give me a break.
Give me a break.
But I am not knocking Jim Ross here, and I'm not knocking Stephen P.
New.
No, I'm knocking Tony Con.
I'm knocking Tony Con.
I was about saying, you jumped in front of me.
I'm knocking Tony Con again for stirring shit up.
He doesn't help anything.
He stirs shit, oh, he's shocking and appalling comments.
Yeah, about your shitty contracts, Tony and your play company.
And again, and again, again,
it's tricky.
JR said this was the biggest announcing contract he'd ever signed into business.
And that pretty much means it's a biggest one ever.
And think about his running AEW.
He was the lead announcer.
Then they moved him from that to put Excalber there.
Then eventually they just moved them off Wednesday nights altogether.
He's had a few health issues, obviously.
Several health issues.
We've seen photos of them.
And then now they just bring him back at random times.
He appeared randomly a couple times doing interviews, like sit down interviews in a hotel or
something on TV. When he was
first there and he was healthy
and he was there every week
they wouldn't fucking listen to him.
So
what the fuck?
But the point
of yes, they have paid him a lot of money so no
I don't expect him to say, ah shit
Tony's fucked.
But I do
wish that he had not used the word
frivolous. Frivolous
to an attorney of
stature. He's like,
a red flag in front of a bull, isn't it?
Or did we establish that the bulls are colorblind
and they're going on the motion?
I don't know.
Frivolous is not a good word to a gird word.
Frivolous is not a good word,
Gerd, to use to an attorney of note.
No, he'll use a gird buster on it.
Yes, and then you'll get your gird busted.
But we're going to keep people up to date on this whole situation,
aren't we as it unfolds?
No, we certainly will because I'm very curious how this is going to turn out.
And again, Tony had a lot to say about Jim Ross, the appalling comments about him,
nothing to say about wrestlers not being employees.
You know, even if you want to say he can't say anything about the defamation thing,
come on.
I mean, Tony's a longtime fan.
He's been on message boards.
He may have even been one of the people complaining about the way WWE's treated wrestlers
in the past.
He knows what he should do and he knows what he could do.
Honest to God, the way he's not.
he treats the wrestlers now and with the perks like letting him fly around in his private plane and shit,
I'm not sure that it may not be cheaper for him to make him employees.
God damn.
That's true.
And,
and you know,
it's almost,
I'll say this and then I'll shut up about it and we'll move along.
But it's almost easier as a former talent who has seen all various sides of it,
or maybe even just a current talent.
It's easier to take when the WWE won't make you an employee, you're an independent contractor,
you got to take care of this or do that or whatever the case, or we own your likenesses or
whatever their rules are.
It's easier to take it from them that it is from Tony because Tony is so goddamn not only charitable
and giving, but also there's no fiscal responsibility.
it's not like there's a pressure to
hit a budget or
nail a projection or make
any fucking money around there
and it's an endless
goddamn cornucopia
horn of plenty
for a lot of guys that on
the indies weren't making
you know a tenth of what they're
making now to just show up and sit
in catering so
I think it's more I'm just
saying the point is it's easier
to get mad at the
at the at tony for not doing it than the w w because at least they're trying to have a bottom line even though it's huge
you know the other thing is and we'll end with this i guess the media rights deal is coming up
i'm of the belief that they've already got the deal done with warner brothers again warner brothers
from what we've always heard from people outside of wrestling going back to the beginning had a
piece of everything so that'd be probably tough to untangle i think there's a deal already and obviously
get an increase.
But here's the question.
For the people who think AEW will get a slight increase,
to the people who think they'll get double what they're getting now,
or for the people who crazily think they'll get more than that,
the idea that AEW will now be profitable
because the investment will have paid off because of the rights increase,
does anyone think that's going to mean Tony will spend less?
Oh man, we got all this money coming in now.
I should probably stop spending.
And wrestlers' contracts are coming up.
And, you know, let me just bring this up,
because I just saw this earlier.
They were talking about Kevin Owens' contract.
I read something about this.
His last three years, I think he made a $2.5 million, $2.5 million,
$3 million, something like that.
I think it was $2.75 and $3.
That was an escalation of that.
Right.
So now it was over three years.
And at that time, it was one of the higher contracts in WWE.
Now, Swerve has a better contract than that in AEW.
I saw that Dave Meltzer reported.
So that's what we talk about the money and the spending going forward.
The human pin cushion has a better contract than that.
Hey, Kevin Owens is going to be a free agent at the end of the year.
Using him as an example, not even saying it has to be him.
I think Steen will end up in AEW.
I bet you by golly wow.
Because here's the thing.
If you stop and you think about it, where should I be for my career?
Where will I have less frustration?
Where will I make plenty of money and be on a big stage?
W.W.E is the answer.
Especially under Polovek.
It's the answer.
However, and this is where I think it's only going to get more crazy.
going forward, especially with a rights increase,
Tony Kahn could say to what Kevin Owens or anyone in WWE,
that's a top star, I will triple your salary to come work here.
And all of a sudden, I mean, he's already doing it.
You know, you saw that WWE apparently is not happy about the swerve contract
and the Daniel Garcia negotiations.
He's already offering more money to guys that haven't really,
that may not be that level,
where they've done it for enough years where they would get that money traditionally, I guess.
So now we could really get into a new thing where if he's got the television deal and he's got more money,
he could start throwing stupid money around to get talent.
Well, let me ask you, if they've got the deal done already, why don't they announce it?
I just saw somebody say, oh, I think within the next month we'll announce it.
If it's already done, why are they waiting?
What is the upside of waiting?
I don't know. I can't answer that. And again, this is just my hunch. This is just my hunch.
Well, is it maybe they didn't get double, but maybe they got a little bit more because they've done something with the pay-per-views or they've whatever.
See, that's the play. And I said this to you months ago. If they do a renewal of Warner Brothers Discovery, it has to come with a Max or HBO Max. It used to be. It was better name. HBO is a better brand than Max. No offense to MJF or anyone else. But they need that. Because then you don't have to worry about people going to
multiple places to buy pay-per-view.
Hopefully you'll be getting income
to cover some of that pay-per-view revenue
from the streaming partner.
Well, but nevertheless,
their fucking mad money.
No, then the archive has a place to go.
Right now, there's no home for the AEW archive.
Whether we like them or not,
they've got five years of,
not just dynamite,
but all these bullshit shows that no one watches.
The YouTube ones that used to exist
and the current ones,
that's a lot of content.
There's nowhere that it's housed.
I'm saying all of these things,
but the point I'm making is,
is that unless they're still fine-tuning all this bullshit,
I don't know why they would get more money
for the television program alone that they're producing now
that has all-time record low viewerships.
But if they've done a package, it's a little bit more,
but it's not stunningly more,
or if you break it down, which, you know, Thirst and Howell the 3rd
or a bunch of the people online are going to,
maybe it's not that thrilling.
It's just more money for more shit.
is that why he's kind of peddling it out slowly?
Who the fuck knows?
But like you said, it's not like he's going to stop spending money.
And how long, if now he can run at a $50 million a year profit from this point
onward, as soon as this deal kicks in, still how long is it going to take before he recoupes
the money that he spent to this point in time and then stays ahead of the goddamn money.
Well, time will tell, but as we've always said, AW is going nowhere, where it may be on TV,
whether it is on TV or not, remains to be seen, but it's not going anywhere.
So that's, I think, they're going to be the next big story after the TV deal is how much money
is Tony going to start throwing around at top flight free agents whenever anyone comes up?
because now we have a very limited pool of people who would ever come up that are really,
you can't call anyone a game changer because once you get to AEW,
you know, it's going to take a long rebuilding process for that to work.
But there's a lot of things you look at.
There, nobody, I mean, right now, all of the stars in,
who is a star, a really name attraction in the WWE that is almost over the hill?
That is pretty much, this is as popular and is over and as big as this guy's ever going to be.
He's been there for a while at that position.
He ain't getting any younger.
And because L.A. Knights knew.
Jay Uso.
No, no, no.
Figure the Uso's out of this equation because they're not going to break up the family
with this bloodline being so hot.
Owens fits that category.
Because he's been there a while.
Can you say that Kevin Owens is going to, in the future, be more over in the
WWE and used better and more popular than he ever has been before?
No, I think best case scenario is kind of stay in place.
Sammy Zane, whenever his deal may be up, could you say the same thing for him?
More than likely, yeah.
They like those guys, their personal friends.
But on the other side, Cody Rhodes ain't going anywhere.
Roman Raines ain't going anywhere
Logan Paul ain't going anywhere
L.A. Knight ain't going to go anywhere.
I mean, Randy Orton ain't going anywhere.
Ria Ripley ain't going anywhere.
Sounds like the goddamn cast list of MGM
more stars than there are in the heavens.
The Damian Priest at this point wouldn't go anywhere.
All of those, I mean, look at, there's,
all of their top guys are kind of friends.
younger top guys except for an
Orton who is finishing his career in the
WWE.
So he's going to throw a ton of money of Kevin Owens.
If his contract comes up and he doesn't sign a renewal,
he'll get one of the biggest offers in wrestling history
from Tony Kong, you would think.
Yeah, and he'll go there.
And I bet you Sammy would too, but the thing is,
Edge went there.
It didn't make a fucking difference.
They will be booked.
But that's the example of someone wrapping up their career in WWE that all of a sudden went to AEW.
I thought, you know, he had his little run here.
I wasn't crazy about it, but it's kind of winding down.
Then he went to AEW.
Yes.
And I'm just saying that no matter what the level of attraction that leaves WW,
nobody is going to make a significant difference for any length of time in AEW,
no matter how good they are or not, because it just happens.
It's a hole that they've,
fall into.
But nobody on the
WWE roster that is in the really
upper echelon and is on an upward
trajectory
either is going to leave that
or would leave it or is capable
of leaving it.
I see Owens and Zane
fitting the category. I don't see
anybody else fitting. That would make
any difference
in AEW's business
whatsoever.
Well, this will be an interesting story going
forward, especially with Tony making allegations about WWE tampering with contracts. And again,
this is one of those things where, be careful, because things can go both ways, and things have.
So be careful, but...
Yeah, I've known a bunch of people that have gone both ways.
No, but didn't they even say, like, the beginning of AEW, they tried to get AJ
Stiles and Gallows and Anderson to jump?
Yeah, I believe they did. That's why they gave Gallows and Anderson those big contracts.
Half million dollars or more of...
No, $750.750 a year.
Europe, and then as soon as they saw what AEW was when it debuted on television, they
fucking gave them their notice like three months later.
Yeah, so be careful, because there's plenty of people in every company that talk to lots of
people.
It may not always be Bruce Pritchard, but there's plenty of people in every company that talked to
plenty of people.
But that's the AEW legal news update.
People, people who talk to people are the luckiest people in the world.
All right, pleasant enough, we're in the future.
All right, Quantum Leaper.
We didn't go that far.
We had to take a short, a short shutdown because you may hear now again, especially with my new
souped up internet, the lawnmowers are here at my residence now.
Don't blame Brian.
Oh, you're always making up these mystery noises in the background.
Oh, come on now.
Ridiculous.
You may hear lawnmowers, maybe a helicopter.
do? I'm always making up the
the noises. I hear
I hear voices in my head.
I'm hearing it in stereo because I got
your one mowers in the background there and
someone in the background here has gardeners somewhere
so it's everywhere.
Well, you need to hunt that person down and let them know to
reschedule their shit. Well, you know what I would do? I would hunt that
person down and I would say, hey, maybe
you need a good healthy supplement right now. Maybe you need a
some protein, maybe you need something inside you filled with chocolate and protein and low
in calories and we know someone in some place and a thing to send them to.
I got to feel it if you walk up to a guy mowing a lawn around there and say you need something
inside you, he's going to punch you in a fucking face before you get any further down
that pitch.
But I'll tell you one thing, we've got new friends, Brian.
It's always great to have new friends, especially you could replace the old friends that have
stabbed you in the back by now.
with new friends our friends over at orgain
Orgain ladies
O-R-G-A-I-N
We talked about them on the drive-thru
just a few days ago
but they bear repeating
because this stuff
I said I got the
protein shakes and that healthy stuff
were poisoned to me
by Vince McMahon and all of the
bodybuilders I was around 20 years ago
dumping that chalky, nasty,
dirty looking powder in a thing and shaking it up or the
the prepared things that they got
tasted like and looked like somebody had strained the lumps out of the
sewage from the slaughterhouse but now
if you want to live a healthy lifestyle
if you want more protein in your life and who doesn't
we can't do without the protein well then all you got to do
is take a big old swig of a 30 gram protein shake
from organ the chival.
chocolate fudge, and I'm sitting, see, it's substantial.
Did you hear that, Brian?
What is that?
Are you dropping it on your desk?
I'm setting it down the carton right here on my desk because I've got one with, so
anytime I need the protein, anytime you need the energy to keep going, anytime you need
the muscle support to be supported, anytime you need to manage it, let's say you don't have
time to go down to Freddie's steak burgers and get a triple cheese with bacon.
Drink a chocolate shake from organ and you can hold off for an hour or so.
And then when you go to Freddy's, you might only get a single or a double instead of a
triple because it promotes healthy weight management.
Does organ in combination with diet and exercise.
You love the organ.
I absolutely love the organ. I do work out. And of course, after your workout, you want something
healthy inside of you. And organ is the perfect solution for me. 30 grams of protein, 160 calories.
It's delicious. It's really delicious. Sometimes I want two or three at a time, but I stop myself,
because I need more for later. Well, you can't be a pig about these things. Anything is bad if you
go to excesses. And I'll say this. You talked about your earlier experiences with Vince McMahon and
his cronies.
This organ, this is no Ico pro.
This is the real deal.
This tastes good.
Just because there's not a banner hanging up in Vince's warehouse for it,
doesn't mean that it tastes like Icopo.
I'll tell you another thing.
You talk about working out.
I was working out.
I was working and I was outdoors.
So I was working out over the weekend.
And boy, it says it helps you provide muscle support and recovery.
I swigged one of these things soon as I got back in.
I still feel like I've been beat with a sack of wet hammers,
but normally I'd be bedridden.
But I'll tell you, listen,
read this information.
And do they have these in other flavors?
I'm thinking maybe a strawberry or maybe a twinkie flavor.
Do they have twig?
Go to rogue or gain.
Roak?
Who's Roak?
I was about to say, go to read, go toorgaine.
com and read on there.
It's O-R-G-A-I-N.
Read on there whether they got Twinkie flavor.
They do not have, I can certify that right now.
Does this taste just like the, this tastes like the, the chocolate milkshakes that my parents used to get me from Jerry's restaurant.
Jerry's home of the J-boy.
And they had the chocolate shakes.
That's where a boy, I'll tell you what.
And not only is there 30 grams of protein in this bad boy, which is 60% of what you're supposed to have during the day.
But there's only, there is seven grams of carbs, but two grams.
of dietary fiber.
And if you're figuring out your carbs,
then you deduct the fiber grams
from the carb grams and get the net carbs.
So it's only five.
Because seven minus two is five, right?
Well, that's right.
I don't know about anything else you know this math.
You know that.
I know the math.
The math isn't the part that's in question right now.
No, if something's got fiber,
it cancels out the carbs.
So you deduct the fiber from the carbs
to get your net carbs.
And this is low in net carbs and high in protein
and 40% of your calcium.
And said, now you were,
you were shitting all over me
when I said,
but these guys,
Come here,
come here, Jim.
Come to my office.
Come to my office, Jim.
I'm not under the,
wear your glasses.
Not under the T-Rex skull, Vince,
but you,
you were scoffing at me
because I said, well, we ought to take a big old quart of vanilla ice cream and put it in a bowl
and pour one of these over the top and that way you could get your dairy and you'd be even more
healthy. But you said that wouldn't work somehow. That would be less healthy because you'd be
adding all the ice cream to the mix. And you don't like ice cream. That's one of the great things
about this. It fills you up the way ice cream would and it leaves you with that taste and the
aftertaste of chocolate ice cream. It's delicious. Well, but ice cream I thought was healthy too
because it comes from cows milk and and dairy.
and, you know, all the,
you know, early in the morning
when the roasters are crowing.
That's a, what's the tune?
I have no idea.
No, the cartoon tune that they play
early in the morning on the farm.
Cartoon.
Cartoon.
The cartoon is?
No, no,
no,
do know that one.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, you get up and you take
a cow's utter in your mouth
and you shoot in some milk.
But the organe now,
you don't even need to
to go to a chocolate cow
because it's already mixed here for you.
That is utterly ridiculous.
It's harder to find the chocolate cows these days.
But I'll tell you something else, this organ,
it's for everybody, men and women.
Because, you know, men have been drinking organ for years
to help grow hair back.
No, no, no, no, no, that's rogain.
This is not rogain, this is organ.
Then it doesn't grow hair too.
No, this will certainly not grow your hair.
hair, this will age your body, this will help with muscle growth because it's protein,
but nothing about hair.
Well, then why have the backs of my knees and my palms been sprouted and ever since I
started drinking this?
You know, that hair club for men was everywhere.
It was all over TV for years.
That's how Cy Spurling became famous.
You know, I'm not just a president.
I'm also a client.
And then he did WrestleMania 10.
I never saw him again.
Right?
Like, the hair club from men went away all of a sudden.
They don't have commercials anymore.
Well, that's, he went away.
Remember it used to be a goddamn.
the ultimate embarrassment to be bald for a man.
And that's why hair matches came in.
I'm going to shave you and make you look like a bald-headed geek.
Nobody wanted to be bald.
Now they're just shaving their head on purpose, even when they've got hair.
I blame Steve Austin, Tully Savalas, and Isaac Hayes.
What about Bill Goldberg?
He came later.
But I'll tell you something else, the founder of Orgain, not Rogain, ladies and gentlemen,
but Orgaine is Andrew Abraham MD.
He's a doctor, so he knows these things.
And right on the package,
he says Orgaine's relentless pursuit of good, clean nutrition
is based on my belief that real foods can make a difference.
Our goal is to help people live more vibrant lives.
He's a founder, a cancer survivor, and a food entrepreneur,
is Andrew Abraham MD.
So, I salute.
What more do you?
you need to know.
This is good enough for him.
It's good enough for me.
Well, that's right.
Because, guy, if you want to lead a life of vibration or a vibrant, you're going
to be vibrating all over the place when you drink his stuff, folks.
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You can stick one of these in your pocket, too, if you got big enough pants.
And just carry it around with you.
Whenever you need a chocolate milkshake, boom, it's right there.
Or leave it in the fridge.
and you can just take it out of there nice and chilled.
Well, what if you don't, what if you're on the go?
And you don't have a fridge in your other back pocket.
You got to downsize when you're walking around, Brian.
But you can have one of these everywhere.
Have one in every refrigerator that you've got.
And also carry a cooler round because you never know when you're going to need a delicious.
Did you check and see, do they have twinky flavor yet?
There is no twinkie flavor, nor will there be.
Well, you can't predict the future.
Wow.
Okay.
Well, I was kind of disheartened, but I'm like, you can't predict the future.
I mean, someday, the people at Hostess and Dr. Abraham might get together.
But until then, the chocolate fudge is darn good.
This is legitimately one of the greatest.
If not the best tasting protein shake I've ever had, one of the very best.
I'm really enjoying them.
Orgaine, get one today.
Jim, one more time.
What's that promo code?
That promo code is JCE for 20%
off your order. Are you down in one of these in the morning to wash down your French toast for
breakfast? I haven't had French toast in a little while. I'm actually having one right now.
That may be why I sound a little off. You're having French toast right now? I'm having my 30
gram protein shake from Orgain. Oh. The chocolate fudge flavor. And everyone else can get one too.
And especially if you work out, I suggest you get one. Get one. Get one. Or order a case.
Get one. No, just buy them one at a time. Don't jump into anything with both feet or anything.
Use the promo code and buy a bunch of them.
Seriously, if you need a protein shake, if you want one that tastes good, this is really good.
What do you think if we dolloped a little whipped cream on top of this bad boy?
Why?
But why?
Well, I'm just, it's so good.
It's like real food.
It's not like healthy, even though it's healthy.
So it should be treated like real food instead of shit that you're just choking down at the thought that you might die if you don't.
Listen to the sound of those lawnmowers behind you.
I just took off my headphones to see if it was my side.
It's all your side.
They're getting very close, but in another hour or so,
they'll be away from the house.
So we'll try to struggle through.
Anyway, speaking, this is my program, isn't it?
Can we do what I want here?
Relatively, yes.
I mean, depends on, I mean.
Well, I got the letter from Stephen about the things that we can't do on the internet.
that's he sent that out sometime back but we can basically do what i want in the direction of the
program okay well we'll see where this goes or well i just will go to smackdown now get that
out of the way that's that's out of the question that's one of the things stepan said we can't talk
about it causes uh too many people of all see hey if there was anything that a goddamn lawyer would
have to adjudicate as to whether you could speak on it would be this AEW pay-per-view we're
about to talk about here shortly well this
Smackdown is the final Smackdown on Fox.
Yes, it was. And they said that. And they said, we'll see you next week on a USA network.
I didn't think, I wonder if they just did that. If I'm surprised, Fox didn't bleep them.
That used to be a no-no. You'd have to say, check us out on another network or another channel or
the competition was never mentioned in the old days. Remember when David Lutterman left late
night to become the host of the CBS
you know, the late show with David
Letterman against the Tonight Show.
He said, I'll see you on September, whatever.
September 9th at 1130.
He couldn't even say what Charlie
he was going to be on. They wouldn't
let you do that. Well, apparently
Fox is
well, are
who, are they still in business
in some kind of way with anybody
with everybody, five people
own everything in the world now.
So maybe they're getting some
favors. Are they in business with Endeavor? That's really what it is. It's not just
WWE. It's UFC and anything else that Endeavor owns a piece of. Yeah, there you go.
And if Endeavor doesn't own part of it, then Fox owns part of it. Or WBD or
another one of the giant conglomerates. You never know who to trust anymore. I'll tell you
who you can trust. Cody Rhodes, the American nightmare. That's who you can trust.
and I said this earlier
This is the god
It's like these
They're in Edmonton, Alberta
It's the biggest house I've ever seen
In Edmonton fucking Alberta Canada
Jesus Christ
But it's like the
10 or 12,000 people
or how many thousands of people
that are in these arenas
are paid members of the studio audience
Brian can you remember
Even in the attitude era
Did the people react
to everybody as wholeheartedly and as full-throatedly
exactly as they're supposed to than these
than the WWE fans are doing right now. Can you remember?
WWE is getting reactions right now that are akin to
like a bunch of bands touring together in the 60s.
Like the stars are coming to town for this one night.
We have to go see them and react to them like their stars.
AEW, not to make this a comparison right now, but in terms of the fan base, we just saw them
have a pretty nice house in Chicago, those fans didn't move. They sat there. And whenever you
saw them, that's one of the things that really sticks out is the difference and reactions between
those fans and WWE fans who are eating everything up like I've never seen before.
Well, and the AEW fan, they're down to the car wreck segment of the population. They just come to,
if you pull out a table they scream one more table
or if you set somebody on fire
throws some more gas on him or what they just want to see this bullshit
right they don't care about these people
and nobody's a star
they're going to see
a bunch of fucking idiots kill each other
but the WWE shows
they're
they're looking at the
and now everybody
said oh cornets a WWE
what do they call it Stan the kids say
Stan or he's on the
WWE side. No, I'm saying
this is ridiculous because they're doing
as little as
possible that you possibly
can do to get this. This is not the best
wrestling I've ever seen by any
stretch of the imagination.
It is kind of
boring in spots, but God damn,
these fans
of this, many of them who have
never lived through
another era to have seen it done any better,
are loving this shit
and everybody's over
and like I said
what a fucking house in Edmonton, Alberta
we talk about
they can't
still can't match the record
set in the territory days
too hard didn't have a fucking building
this size to begin with
and never had that meet people
I wonder if any of the hearts were there
to see like what the fuck
remember that time I told you
Lawler was in Evansville for Raw
and like
98 or whatever and they sold out the big building 12,000 people.
Remember what he came out for commentary?
No.
They're doing raw and it's the height of the Monday Night Wars
and they're at Roberts Stadium.
Not the old Evansville Coliseum.
We're on every Wednesday night, 52 weeks a year for years.
The Memphis Territory had between 5,200 and 1,200 people in that building.
and that was the Wednesday night show
and it was what it was right
there's 12,000
at Robert Stadium and they introduced
Lawler as the color guy with J.R.
And he comes out on the stage and they
fucking are, because it's Lawler. He was on TV
there for 20 years. And they give him a standing
ovation. And they're fucking screaming,
yeah. And he looked
around from the stage at those 12,000
people. And he said,
where are all you son of a bitch is when I ran this town
every Wednesday night.
That's funny.
So anyway,
it's got to be the same
thing up there with the Hart family.
But,
yeah, Bruce Hart usually shows up,
but they turn them away.
Oh, come on.
That's what they mean by a turnaway crowd up there?
No, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
But anyway, they, um,
so they acknowledged,
uh, or Cody, rather,
came out.
and, you know, he signs the kid's signs on the way, and he shakes hands,
and he's smiling, and he brings everybody into the entrance,
and they chant Cody, and they cheer, and et cetera.
And as I said, that's when he acknowledged Kevin Owens the match with him,
and he acknowledged Michael Cole, who's back on Smackdown now.
They're switching announcers for their various new networks.
And then all he had to do was say, well, basically, you know, I'm probably going to be interrupted pretty soon.
So I'd like to send an invitation out to the bloodline, and they'd just play the music.
God, and the music plays, and solo comes out with all three of his henchmen.
And solo gets in the ring and has face off with Cody.
The other three stay on the floor, Tama Tonga, Tonga, Tonga, and, of course, the star of our show, Jacob Fitu.
And as soon as Solo speaks to people's,
we want Roman, we want Roman.
And they're already calling the next goddamn big main event.
So Solo asks if Cody's ready to defend against him.
And he had him beat at SummerSlam if it wasn't for Roman Rains,
and they chanted again.
And Cody said, well, we got a season premiere next week.
the fans are
chanting, we want Roman.
And I saw somebody on Twitter going,
oh, you know,
they chanted for Roman over Cody.
It's not bad for Cody.
It's good for business.
Cody already beat Solo,
right, on the pay-per-view.
But people want to see
Roman kick the shit out of solo
because that's the personal issue.
So it's not like Cody is not over.
it's that that's and that's where they want the people's mind to go.
It's almost, it's goddamn mass hypnosis.
And Cody just continued because he, at first he teased he was offering a shot to Solo because he was
putting him over.
Well, you've done this and you've done that.
Move over Solo.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to Jacob Fatu.
So he's trying to start the seeds of sewing dissension or whatever.
And also it gets Jacob.
Faitu over because even Cody
has to admit that this
guy's been unstoppable.
But then Jacob steps
up onto the... Cody says,
why don't you step up?
And Jacob gets onto the ring
apron and the fans are chanting,
step up! Step up!
What the fuck?
It's like they're goddamn
paid members of the
cast. And
in solo stares at
Jacob, and
Jacob screams, I love you, you are my
tribal chief, and he gets down on the
floor for now.
And then Cody cuts the
promo to promote next week
the debut of
Smackdown on USA.
They're going to rematch the pay-per-view
with Solo and Cody.
And it's, you know,
that's for free television.
And, you know,
then Solo says, well,
we don't need to wait until next week.
and as they're menacing Cody.
Here comes the street profits,
Champa, and same face.
Well, they had an eight-man tagged cell.
But Nick Aldous jumps in the middle of and says,
slow down everybody.
Tonight's tag team,
or main event is going to be an eight-man tag team match.
And next week,
it's going to be Cody and Solo in a cage.
And it,
this was like 20 fucking minutes to say three minutes worth of shit.
And the people are screaming and yelling and,
jumping up and down and chanting for every future match they need to pay for.
It's brilliant.
It was also the last thing you needed to see on this episode.
Once those tag teams came out, that was a sign that, you know what?
Maybe I could leave before the main event.
I kind of know what's going to happen.
Yeah.
And honest, well, go ahead.
What were you going to say?
Well, two things.
One, the reaction to Jacob Fatu and the way he was presented here, very early on in his
run with Cody Rhodes
bypassing solo to bring him
up there just to create a little
dissension like you said, although
eventually Jacob
as always
acquiesced to what the tribal chief wants
but the reaction and the fact
that they tease this, are they already teasing
a future solo babyface run?
I'm not solo, excuse me,
Jacob Fatu, Babyface one.
Well, think about
they're teasing a lot of stuff.
It could, depending on
what happens from here and it'll be way far down the line, but it could go either way.
But the point is the people now know that there has been treachery in the bloodline before,
right?
Remember that we've got a whole new bloodline now.
And so when a guy is as impressive and makes an impression, makes an impact like Jacob Fatu,
and by design they have allowed him to do that and is because of the,
as for doing that.
They're going to,
they already,
the fans already want to see him
in the ring probably more
than the rest of him, even including
solo, because of the, just, he's
wild, right?
So they're eventually going to start liking him
except when he does shit to the people
they really like and blah, blah, blah.
But if you can start
dropping little hints now like
that, there's going to be
jealousy in the bloodline.
again. And then people will start
watching for that. And then it can add
intrigues. So
you know, eventually
Solo doesn't have a lot of
redeeming qualities because they put
and I don't mean
in real life I mean as a
heel. They put him
in a position where he's the
you know, the prick that
usurped Roman
reigns his throne but he's also
not a spectacular
worker that the people will
a cheer when he does a wild thing.
So he would probably be the heel.
Jacob Fatu could potentially be a baby face.
But that would be, again, it'd be ridiculous to do that for a year or more.
Because you haven't even had the first match was solo and the last guy he fucked around.
That's why I was surprised they did this here.
Because I feel like it almost puts it in the fan's mind now that they should start getting behind Jacob
Fatu a little bit.
Well, but it also puts Jacob Fatu over that Cody is willing to acknowledge that he has been,
what's in front of his eyes, he's been impressive, he's been awesome, he's been dominant.
He's been the one that's been propping so low up.
But if Jacob Fatua jumped on the apron and immediately said, no, you know, my tribal chief,
not me, or not even jumped on the apron, not moved.
But he reacted to Cody, which sets up the, in my eyes,
sets up the way a fan would think going forward.
Yes.
And like I said, it's early.
early on in the run and you're saying that they shouldn't do it for a while.
I was surprised that they did it here.
I like it because they don't have to do anything with it for a while,
but there can always be the subtle undertones,
basically is what I'm saying.
And it helps get Jacob Fatu over is because normally the top
superstar baby faces are talking about the henchmen like Flunky,
and like, you know, yeah, you got your back up there, but no, he's the guy that's being focused on.
It sets him apart.
And as long as he stays healthy, he's going to be a big star in that fucking company for a while.
Because he has the element of danger that a lot of people are missing these days.
No, and I hate to compare him to a murderer, but it's reminiscent of Jimmy Snooka, who came in as a crazy heel.
And the fans couldn't help but start cheering for him.
And Snuka had a better body, but was not, I mean, for his time, he was incredible with what he could do.
But Jacob Fattu is a better athlete than Jimmy Snooka was.
Snooka had the body.
And I mean, you know, I saw Snooka before the WWF.
I saw him, you know, for Crockett when they came to Cincinnati.
And obviously video from the Carolinas, he was.
He moved at that size like a fucking cat.
He was amazing.
When they'd throw him out of the ring,
he wouldn't even grab the ropes.
He'd just kind of,
and he was barefoot, too, landing on concrete floors.
But he'd turn and let both of his arms kind of break the momentum a little bit
as he went through the second and top rope
and end up with his feet under him just enough.
And you go, shit!
But Jacob can do shit that Snooka couldn't dream of doing.
One more question before we move on.
And again, apologies for Jim's noise.
For my gardeners, my loan mowers.
You brought up that Cody Rhodes signed a sign, signed a sign.
He signed an autograph on a sign on the way out to the ring.
He's not the first guy to do this in recent weeks.
Not the first time he's done it.
I saw Randy Orton do it the other day of all people.
Yeah, yeah.
This is a new thing under the new management.
What do you think of, what do you think of now in 2024 fan signing autographs
or specifically one autograph to one fan
on the way to the ring,
almost to just show that you're doing it,
but you're showing that for a reason.
What do you think of it?
Well, I don't,
I never heard Vince say,
God damn it,
you're a pat or God damn it.
Lanzah, whatever, you know,
tell them to stop signing autographs
on the way to the ring.
I just think that it's,
if it wasn't Cody that started doing,
who was the first one lately that started doing it,
maybe they just saw,
oh, that looks good.
Maybe some other guys said,
I'll start doing it.
too. I don't know that there was any
edict banning it
but especially when they've
got that long aisle way to walk
down and all those people
are happy and screaming
and jumping up and down and taking
pictures and shaking the signs
if you
go through all of them and ignore them
you're kind of a prick. So
the baby faces that
are really over have
mastered the deal of okay I'm going to
slap hands for
15 feet on this side and then I'm going to go across and shake a couple.
There's a kid with a pen. I'll grab it.
You're keeping it fresh instead of just a long walk where you're ignoring these people that
love you. And it brings everybody in and people that are watching on TV go, well, wow,
if I went, maybe he'd sign my sign or whatever. And the kids like, yeah, Daddy, take me.
It's Jerry Jarrett had the fabulous ones, Stan and Steve, do the,
old baby face deal that the baby faces in the southern territories used to do, you know, long ago,
is when they'd come out instead of getting right in the ring, they'd go around the ring and shake
hands with all the fans in the front row or kiss the girls or hug the babies or whatever the case may be.
And that started to be such a, remember, that was the fight between Steve Kern and Cocoa where?
because then Coco started doing it because it got over so good
and Kern said, hey, that's our fucking deal.
And, you know, a gimmick infringement, right?
But, you know, it just brings the people in more.
When you've got a guy and he's happy, he's doing whatever.
Now, when it's game face and he's coming out for a grudge match,
you know, then that's different.
It would be out of place.
But what do you think of the visual?
And again, I don't know if you could do it today like they did in years,
past a different animal and you have security concerns and everything else, different fan base.
But the visual of coming back from commercial they used to have in the ring, the heel would be
in one corner, the baby face in the other corner with fans all on the floor holding things up for
them to sign.
Oh, yeah.
We haven't seen that in so many years.
Visually, how do you think that would work today?
Well, you couldn't do it because of the ring layout and you'd have to let people around
the barricade.
See, that was when I first started going to the Louisville Gardens.
in 1974, they had a rope around the ring, right?
About three feet out past the apron,
that's where you're not supposed to go.
But everybody would stand there and take pictures
as the baby face walked in, no music,
and walked up the steps,
and then occasionally they'd reach for something or whatever.
And in some places it didn't even have a rope,
that's where you see the old pictures of,
there's 100 kids in the corner of the ring
handing the baby face pictures
or the program for him to sign with a pencil
while he's waiting on a ring introductions.
But now, you know, you can't
you can't just
suddenly say, okay, for the next three minutes,
everybody that wants to
can come inside the fucking barricade
and there's insurance concerns
and liability lawsuits
and what if little Pizmo
slips and falls off the apron
and fractures his skull, he's four,
years old. It'll never happen like that again. But the old pictures are cool.
And again, different fan base and you said different layout of the ring, but back to Smackdown.
Do we have to? No, real briefly from here on out, Bailey wrestled Tiffie and the Lucha Heels ate
dinner, and Leonardo da Vinci is back, the old third wheel with the Gunther and Kaiser.
And now he's an egotistical rich guy.
And while he had his back turn taking his jacket off, Apollo Cruz rolled him up in three seconds, one, two, three.
You know, it's one thing to repackage someone, especially someone who really didn't stand out in their role.
Like, he never spoke and he never smiled, nothing. He was just there.
But I think he left Imperium by getting his ass kicked, didn't he?
Like, Kaiser turned on him and kicked the shit out of him?
Yeah, I believe he did.
They're in the same company.
They just repackaged him.
And now he's smiling.
Nothing.
Like, that's where it's a little.
little weird. And he got a lot of money.
I guess so. I guess so.
Well, you know, that's what it was while he's been gone.
He sued that fucking Kaiser.
He called Stephen P. New.
And that must be why he's got all this money because he got the big settlement from
Stephen P. New.
And then he just beat on his re-debue in three seconds.
But anyway, okay, some girls argued in the back.
They had a triple threat match with.
Theory versus Waller versus Owens.
And, you know, one would think they're building the tension between theory and Waller or whatever.
But this, hey, it's a three-way and it's going to be rotten to begin with, but at the bell,
and this was the nine o'clock draw for the ratings.
Theory is standing there, and Owens runs and clotheslines theory, and he takes a hell of a bump upside down over.
the top rope, right?
Fucking theory. And then
Waller is going to charge
at Owens and Owens going to
sidestep him and chuck him out of the ring
too. And that fucking
Waller looks like
a three-legged fucking duck
with a hernia. He comes
run and bent over and he just ran
right past Owens. All Owens had to do
is just turn to wave his hand and he just
dove through the ropes on his own. I'm like,
fucking hell.
And within the first
30 seconds they were on the floor pulling out a fucking table so I went to the finish which was again
Owen's beat theory with a stunner for which the the bump he took was probably the highlight of
the fucking match and uh but then they turned around and laid Owens out the two of them because
they're their heels and they do things like that should I keep moving and get to LA night
yeah yeah yeah everybody's doing it
With everybody saying it.
So L.A. Knight was in the ring, and he got a big entrance,
and he got the big L.A. night chance.
And he got a big pop on the, let me talk to you.
And they did all the, yes, in the right places.
And he cut a promo getting himself over or whatever.
And then music interrupts, and here comes Carmelo Hayes.
And the only good part of this was that when Hayes came out,
he walked past a guy holding a sign and said,
what would Mama Cornett say?
Did you see that sign or that it was tweeted several times?
I did see that.
Mama Cornett's getting a lot of mentions on signs
at wrestling shows lately, more than you.
Well, because she had more wisdom than I do.
See, it's like Walter Brennan
and the guns of Will Sonnet.
She was the fastest one of the bunch of us.
And Carmelo wants to be next for the U.S. title.
and he bored the people to tears
and then L.A. Knight bit his head off
and got to people back a little bit
and then they played André music
and I'm saying, oh Jesus,
they are really trying to send this thing into the toilet.
They send L.A. Knight out.
He's fugging over.
They send out Carmelo Hayes.
He drags it down.
L.A. Knight tries to snatch it back up
and here comes the promo killer.
He had a microphone
and tried to speak as slowly
as he could
and you still can't
fucking understand
and Hayes had to repeat it
so what you're saying to me
that blah blah blah right
what the fuck
and then Hayes
who they don't care about
and Andre who they don't understand
got an argument over
who should get the title match
and it was like fantasy camp
with a star doing a promo
with a couple of fans
who had paid to be there
I get a kick out of
Andrade. I almost called him Andrade because of you. Andrade. Andrade.
Whatever his name is. Well, that's the way you say it. You know, potatoes and potatoes.
I could listen to him read a phone book and be happy. I wouldn't have any idea what he's saying.
But there's something very pleasant about the way he says these things.
Ah, I want to do that. I don't know what he's saying.
I want to do a tattoo. Well, he spoke some Spanish and then he shoved Carmelo into L.A. night and
LA Knight gave Andrade the BFT, and then he gave Hayes the BFT.
And the people like that, because not only did they like L.A. Knight doing his big move,
but also they were glad it was over.
And then Chelsea wrestled Mia Yim, and then we had the eight-man tag with the bloodline
against the B-team, and Jacob Fattu beat up all four of them,
and tagged in solo who hit Ford with the spike
I believe a couple times in one, two, three.
So basically, whenever they had filled the time in,
Jacob Fatu just beat the shit out of all four baby faces
and set the guy up for him, and boom, and there you go.
And Jacob then puts the Ulafala on solo and off the air we go.
I'm just telling you this, he's going to be,
a fucking star for a while.
The Samoan werewolf.
We're wolf. Wherewolf? Their wolf.
Well, that was Smackdown.
See if you can hear my notes
hitting the floor.
I heard it. There you go. Rip them up like you used to.
Well, no, because then, God damn it,
I'm saving these in case I'm hauled into court
for telling the truth about, I'm starting a file
now. I'm keeping all of my notes in case
that, you know, because I understand it in some legal
proceedings, a lot of documents get requested and those documents have to be forked over.
Yes, that's true.
And then they're poured through with a fine-tooth comb and then people read them after that.
It doesn't matter where you are. St. Louis, Beverly Hills, those documents get handed over and we
got to go through all of them. It doesn't matter where you are. There's a paper trail.
It takes a lot of time, but it's rewarding and fun.
Yes, it's good for you in some cases.
You learn a lot of things.
I wonder, yes, and we've learned so many things about the various way that these things work.
All right, enough vague illusions, folks, we'd love to tell you, and we're going to one of these days.
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mothers because now we've got to go to
all out of
sellouts on September
the 7th, the big pay-per-view following the last big
pay-per-view a couple weeks ago.
And you said earlier, and by the way, I apologize
again, the lawnmowers
are on the other side of the house now, if you're
going to complain about my roaring in the background.
But
you said earlier, they had a halfway decent house for once.
Well, for what they've been doing lately,
in this country domestically.
It was, but still, this was all out.
And I saw a graph showing their gates in Chicago.
Have they killed Chicago with the punk debacle?
Because they didn't sell out a pay-per-view at the smaller building in Chicago, Illinois.
You know, it's interesting.
We always thought that was going to be the biggest direct hit was how Chicago would
except AEW and react to certain people like Jack Perry, the Young Bucks, etc.
But it turns out punk, and in a way everything went down, it really killed the company's
overall interest.
And, I mean, the ratings downfall since punk and then a second time since the punk video,
that's the story.
And Chicago's probably held up pretty good, all things considered.
Not only the punk thing, but overrunning the market.
How many times are they in Chicago or champagne or not?
nearby or close.
So, and the final number, by the way, according to Russell Ticks,
8,660 tickets sold, or tickets distributed.
Last year, 9,826.
And they started out with the United Center, right?
So, anyway.
Oh, that's right.
They were at the United Center last year.
This was at the Now Arena.
Well, yeah, but I mean, they started out long ago.
they sold out the United Center
when they were starting to run Chicago.
That's right.
And the point is
they're doubling down
and I mentioned it earlier in the program
the people who are there,
the fans of this, they don't care
about the people. They don't care about
the individual talents. They may
cheer for a few more than the most
but they want to see chaos
and carnage and
the clown show
wrestling where nothing beats anybody
and it looks like a video game
intermixed with the kind of
shit that I would imagine
if you're an insane clown posse
fan. You like to see
needles stuck in people's faces
and, you know,
fucking everybody set on fire
and that type of gaga.
And that
is driven
either
whatever you want to call them, the regular
wrestling fan, the fan that wants to
see stars and big names instead of bullshit.
The fan that wants to see shit makes sense.
They're doubling down on what keeps their audience small
and these small audiences are eating it to fuck up.
Are they? That's the other thing.
Eating it to fuck up is the reactions AEW was getting five years ago.
This is a crowd that comes and they sit there.
Well, they sit there.
Except for when someone is nearly,
paralyzed and then they'll cheer for 10 seconds and scream about that and then they don't care
anymore.
No one stands up.
They had several shots of the crowd when people were coming out and everyone was just sitting
there politely.
Well, because nobody can get killed on the entrance, right?
Why stand up?
Wait until he gets out there where somebody's going to fucking run him through with the goddamn
red hot poker.
You know, you have been very critical, as we all have, correctly so.
about AEW's booking and creative since the beginning,
Tony Kahn's creative.
There's a term you've used and popularized Mark Booking.
I would argue, especially the latter half of this card,
this may be the single greatest example of Mark booking in AEW history.
I think it was, because they have decided to double down
on all the stupid indie shit that has kept them from getting any bigger
and indeed has made them smaller.
Can people
see that?
What the fuck are these
when you are
trying to appeal
to a small audience
of people who like weird
fucking things
and ignoring the fact
that most people
are just thinking
well all these guys are stupid
the baby faces are stupid
the heels are stupid
they're all goddamn stupid
you want people to dislike
the baby faces actions
you want people
or dislike the heel
actions, rather.
You want people to
support the baby face
and what they want to do,
but you don't really
want them to think
either side is just a bunch of
fucking morons, do you?
You know, I could see, you know, like, again,
it was a typical AEW show
until the last two matches, really.
The last two matches are
what you look at,
and it was an amazing one-upmanship
between these competitors,
but we have,
but we have a road to get there, I guess.
Yes, yeah, all right.
Well, MJF, again, the smartest man in the room.
He said, put me on first,
because I'm not going to cut off any of my goddamn appendages,
so I don't want to even go second,
because who knows what's going to happen with these people.
But he had to make something out of an indie schlub
that they are transfixed with pushing.
And so therefore,
MJF's ability to contribute
much to this show was neutralized.
By the way, speaking of contributing,
what did the eight announcers
on a four-hour show
contribute in terms of cohesiveness?
They started out with Sockface and Shavani
and Nigel McGinnis and MacDady,
MacDady Matt,
and his stick of the nasty boys on meth
would kind of work if he'd,
was over as a talent, but everybody knows he's a job guy.
So it's, shut to fuck up.
Who are you acting like this?
You're not a personality first.
And then they brought Taz in, and then they brought J.R. in by the end.
And I'm trying to, was there another one in there in the middle somewhere?
We always talk about how bad the commentary is.
It was amazingly bad here.
And considering Jim Ross has been in the news and Tony Kahn made him an issue with
the Stephen P. New thing, this was not a good Jim Ross performance. Excalibur, it feels like
I've never been a fan of his, and I think he's terrible at what he does. But it feels like he's
like melting down almost more and more. Yes. You know, it's just like he loses like the ability to talk.
I've got to get this out. I'm really, I'm scared. I'm not going to get this out. But you know what?
I'm not making any sense while I'm not getting this out. Taz is stuck. Taz can only do so much.
Unfortunately, the best stuff with Taz is him fighting with Chivani, who is unbearable.
He's unbearable by saying nothing.
Everything is him complimenting one or the other.
Good call.
Good call.
Just call the fucking match.
Don't tell the commentator he's doing good calling it.
Or laughing at something that's really ridiculous, but he's laughing at it when it's violent
because he's like, well, I just, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Or he just lies to you, like saying Sasha Baxter.
and Hikarashita are two of the greatest out there today
or whatever the fuck he was saying.
Or he just tells you how great everything is.
Or he just jumps in with nothing.
And then him and Excalibur together,
I don't think AEW because they're in their own bubble
recognize the damage those two do on commentary
to anyone who wants to give them a chance.
Because we hear it from people too.
Well, anyway, it was four hours of that type of thing.
Four hours of mute.
But you know what?
They need a good mute wrestler.
Remember Salento Rodriguez was over?
He just died recently.
I don't understand why Tony doesn't have a second English commentating team available on one of the other options because it would only help your product.
It would make it better to have a second team there that doesn't suck.
That's not filled with all of this and just you jamming people into a...
I mean, like you said, Nigel was there.
he was gone.
Nigel probably would have a better job calling some of the stuff he didn't call
than the stuff he did call.
And they're making Nigel be so heelish.
He's not, it's just ridiculous.
He's just there to be the heel and disagree with everything.
Nigel is a Ring of Honor color commentator as a former pro wrestler,
but, you know, now he's an announcer.
That was fine, but he's just like, oh, this guy's a prick.
Anyway, speaking of
Pricks,
you want to get back
to Danny Garcia?
We can get back to watch.
So Garcia
out of nowhere
jump starts it from behind
when MJF is in the ring.
And
they go back and forth
and really the story
in this show
is not even the matches
or the flow
or the quality
or trying to critique
you know,
should they have hit
that movement then
or should they have gone
to the barrenah
whatever.
It's just
MJF tried.
He worked like a pure heel.
He was aggressive.
He cheated.
And he's a good athlete at the same time.
And Garcia can do the moves and, you know, probably with enough work, so can a chimpanzee.
But just look at him.
Just look at him in the field today of major pro wrestling stars.
Look at the body.
Look at the face.
look at the hair or lack thereof,
and he's fired up to do promos here lately,
and it sounds like the guy that's parking your car
can cut a hell of a fucking promo.
He's just not going to draw any money in this day and age,
and MJF is trying to elevate him.
There was nothing wrong with the match per se,
considering the bar that is being set by EW,
you this was a fine match
but it's fucking Garcia
and there you've
pigeonholed one of your
top names in this fucking match
to go 20 minutes
with this fucking guy
and you know
here's another example of bad commentary
MJF
goes for a vertical suplex
and does the deal where they go backwards
and both of them go over the top to the floor
and they took a great bump
Yeah.
Right.
And Chavani immediately said, I'm surprised.
Nobody is seriously injured.
And I think sock face is the one is, well, it remains to be seen.
They just hit, right?
What the fuck?
They took a great fucking bump in Shavada.
Well, they're okay.
Jesus, fucking Christ.
And then the crowd was, the crowd popped on moves, regardless of who did them.
Remember the money used to be in MJF getting his ass kicked.
Money used to be in the heel getting his ass kicked.
These fans don't care.
There are no stories.
They just want to see somebody take a dangerous bump.
And at one point also,
MJF, every time he gets in with one of these guys,
he veers off into indie Riffick.
He German suplex Garcia.
And Garcia stood up and did the same thing
MJF germined him, then
clotheslined him, and then fell
down and started selling.
They haven't been to
wrestling school for three months, these fucking
people. Anyway,
Garcia hit a leaping pile driver at one point, got a two-count,
not that I'm advocating, MGF should have done the job,
but good Lord, and it went so long.
And then finally,
MJF ducked behind
the referee hit Garcia with a fucking ball shot and rolled him up one, two, three, which did that come as
far out of nowhere for you as it did for me?
I think it would have made more sense if the match wasn't as long.
Well, I mean, I wasn't arguing with it finally being over, and I hate to say that about an
MJF match, but Garcia, and it was long, but they just did shit and they did shit, and
then MJF ducked behind a referee, boom, kicked him into balls or whatever that rolled him up.
I mean, that's a classic MJF finish, but it was after this whole match.
That's your point, correct?
Well, my point is they didn't build to the goddamn finish.
There was no element of we're getting the people more into it.
We're piquing their interest.
We're going back and forth.
It could be anybody's ball game, and it womb.
Instead, it was like, bam.
and then, I'm sorry.
No, I was just going to say,
MJF got the win, but that's not the end of this story here.
Well, no, because they laid on top of each other for a while,
and then they get up and MJF offers the handshake.
Like, okay, you know, and Garcia takes it,
and of course, MJF tries to kick him in the nuts,
and he blocks the kick to the nuts and kicks MJF in the nuts.
Then...
Look good, I got to say.
Well, yes.
It was that you kicked him right in the nuts.
And he probably did.
If it's anything like his punches.
But then he gave MJF a pile driver off the rope,
off the ropes, the turnbuckles, whatever the fuck.
And then kissed him.
Of course, MJF had kissed him on the head before when he was cutting that fake promo on TV.
so if MJF is not the top guy in the company that it's Osprey,
their neck and neck and everybody else is blah.
Their top guy was laid out and kissed
by a guy that will not be drawing a house,
a bi-rate, or rating in the near future,
and possibly even in your lifetime,
and you're only a middle-aged man barely.
And we were a half an hour into the show
for this one fucking thing.
So now, besides the fact that the fucking Garcia laid MJF out
with a pile driver off the ropes and he should be paralyzed for life and didn't
kiss him and there's another big star that's been damaged in this company,
now we hear MJF's going to be taking time off.
He just got back.
But maybe they realized that he's,
had a great first week and then they
fucking sent him down the goddamn
porcelain throne. Well, that's the thing.
As much as they need him, the best thing for
MJF is being off that TV for a while.
Yes. And we
said that six months ago and then he came back
now two months later.
And I think a lot of it's Tony Kahn's booking.
And I think MJ, you know,
again, he needs to, when he comes
back, interact with other main eventers.
Somehow between now and then, make
main eventors, create interest in anyone.
That's the problem
You know, long match
I thought it went too long
Considering the story they were telling
It didn't need to go that long
Could have been a really hot 12 minutes
But it went a while
And
You know Garcia
You know you brought up
His look
There were several matches on this show
This one
Jungle Boy versus Danielson
Danielson's not a tall guy
But when you see Jungle Boy against him
You're like
Is his waist?
to size 24?
Seriously, give me a break.
I know, he's tiny.
You know, Wheeler Yuda.
He's swelled.
Zveld.
You know, Wheeler Yuda's looking less ridiculous because of these guys.
But he's another guy that, despite whatever talent, people who work there seeing him,
and whatever he really has, the look has been an issue.
And again, I think maybe he's ahead of Garcia now.
But I was looking at Garcia's legs during his, I was just like, you know, again,
I'm not saying me versus him in terms of who's.
you know, spending more time on a leg day or anything.
Are you playing a professional athlete on television?
No.
Well, somebody else is.
And that's the point.
And MJF, you know, look at his, again, I don't know why I was focused.
I looked at his legs.
I'm like, he had thick legs.
And Garcia didn't.
And it was just, you're elevating the wrong people.
Again, it's not just about that.
It's the overall aura and personality.
There's a reason why the UDAs and the Garcia's and the rest of the,
the kookamonga kids, the lollipop guild, the Harley Boys and their circle of friends,
there's a reason why that they were big on the Indies, because it doesn't matter because
most of people on the Indies don't look like a goddamn star either. But when you are on national
television and you are expecting to attract a lot of people, it's not just size, it's not just
physique, it's not just looks, it's not just wrestling, it's not just personality, it's not
not just aura, how you carry yourself,
and whether you have any personal magnetism or not,
it's all of those things.
And some people have so much of one or more
that they can get away with having some less of one or more,
but these young men are not it.
So they can do the moves fine,
as we will find out later on in this show.
Sometimes people being able to,
to do the moves well,
hurts the fucking business
depending on who it is doing the fucking moves.
And sometimes it just looks
like anybody can do this shit.
And even the dangerous stuff
comes off as not dangerous
because this fucking ordinary
looking schlub lived through it.
And that's something that they haven't figured out
because nobody taught them this
because A, they've been on the Indies all their life,
and B, they don't fucking listen.
Because they think they're smart.
And the other thing, you know, I always say this.
Who's training everyone?
Like, MJF went to Pat Buck school.
Pat Buck went to OVW.
You can kind of trace a lineage there, a style.
You know, there are other Pat Buck students who have made it to the main roster of these companies.
Obviously, there's something there.
Not to take anything away from him, because I don't know, but someone told me Daniel Garcia was trained by Brandon Thurston from Ressonomics from Resslenomics.
What?
No, self-opt.
This is what someone told me.
How would Brandon Thurston from Ressonomics ever have learned how to wrestle?
Well, that's my point.
And this isn't to take anything away because I've never seen him wrestle.
But who's training these guys?
Does he actually actively wrestle, Brandon Thurston, Hal the third?
I believe he did.
I don't know if he still does, but he was an independent wrestler in upstate New York.
Good Lord.
All right.
you learn, I guess.
But that's the thing, you know, you talk about some of these things about match layout and
just basics.
It's about who's teaching who?
There aren't a lot of Jim Cornets out there.
You know, there aren't any Jim Cornets out there.
I didn't invent any of this shit.
I just paid attention when it was being told to me.
Why doesn't Tony Con fund like Tom Pritchard's World Tour, where he just goes to wrestling
students and teaches them?
Because then they wouldn't have as much fun.
Because it's not about drawing crowds selling tickets and appealing to crowds of people.
It's about as long as everybody has fun while they're making all of their money from Tony.
And nobody hurts their feelings.
That's what this is about.
Did you watch the Hardley Boys defend the World Tag Team title against Claudio and Wheeler useless?
I watched the beginning of it because I wanted to see what kind of reaction everyone was going to get.
again the young bucks for top heels
who beat up the owner of the company
and I guess you can't even say
it was like a hostile takeover
they didn't really take over anything
then Tony Khan just pressed the button
and all of a sudden he was in charge again
they never really rectified any of that
now when I think about it
but the young bucks come out there
and they have the history with CM Punk
they got booze but they got sitting booze
you know when I said before
about the crowd
especially compared to some WWE shows we see.
People get up and move on WWE.
They got sitting booze.
People weren't even willing to stand up and yell,
fuck you, I hate you.
No, it was just, oh, boo!
Boo!
Oh, Jesus Christ, we're going to sit here for another 20 minutes watching them.
They're not over at all.
And they come out there, and that's all I keep thinking.
Here they are, they look like they're in the pantyweight division,
and they come out there and the fans don't even react to them.
Think about how much money Tony's paying them.
What does Tony get back for it?
Now, I thought when they came out,
I thought they looked very professional for once.
They looked like the board of directors of a massage parlor.
In Miami.
In Miami.
I've got one good thing to say about this match.
It was under 20 minutes long.
And I'll just give you the finish here.
Claudio's superplexed little mat.
and then Wheeler went for the splash off the top,
but Matt, who had just been superplexed by this giant fucking man,
raised his knees up,
so Euselace landed on his knees,
and then he pinned him one, two, three,
while Nick grabbed a hold of Claudio and held his legs
so he couldn't make the save.
So not only did this fucking moron,
Maddie, just no-sell the goddamn suit,
superplex, but also the heels beat the baby faces with a baby face finish.
I mean, this booking is so brilliant.
I'm astonished that they can figure out of,
it's almost impossible to do on purpose the exact opposite thing that you should do
in a logical wrestling match every time, but they do it.
It's an amazing accomplishment.
You know, I saw them get introduced and then the next shot is, you know,
Rick Knox in the ring. I'm like, I'm not doing this again. I know what this match is going to be.
Well, yeah, if you've seen one, that's what they got is one fucking match. Basically,
there's variations on a theme, but they do all their bucky stuff, and then the finish is stupid,
and then off they go. They are literally the faces of AEW's stunted growth.
I hadn't thought of him and ages, Marco Stunted Growth. I just meant the stunted growth of
AEW. Oh, of the overall, not the little war.
but the overall tumor.
Not the little war.
No, that's right.
So we were an hour into all-in, and we'd had two matches.
And I'm thinking, well, certainly something's going to come up here that might be palatable,
and we get the Intercontinental Title match between Pack and Will Osprey.
And I got to say, the people were up for this one.
They were standing up.
They were going bat shit.
They're the hardest of the heart.
and they wanted to see these two
to the average person again,
here's PAC who's been here and gone
over and over
for the past five years, right?
He's here that he's gone for a year, that he's back,
that he does this, he doesn't do that, whatever.
But this is the crowd,
the traveling pay-per-view crowd,
the big city crowd,
the hardest of the die-hard
AEW folks.
they still think pack is worth a shit.
They can overlook his rotten basics
and his incredible lack of any consistency in booking whatsoever.
And they wanted to see him and Osprey flip with each other.
Is that pretty much it?
Because why else would you want to see this match to that degree
that they stood up and screamed and yelled for this one?
And they haven't buried Osprey yet.
And that does say something,
that it seemed like the fans reacted more to this match
to maybe anything else on the show
other than reacting to Brian Danielson
as a person.
Yeah.
They were more into this match.
And Osprey has been booked badly
like Tony books everyone,
but his booking,
his bad booking hasn't been as bad as everyone else's.
And people do want to see him.
And there are still unique matches
that people have not seen yet.
And obviously him and Rickettsay is coming up.
But him and PAC is one of those matches.
Pack is, you know,
one of the,
preeminent high flyers of the class right before Osprey.
That's why every time he gets up on a top rope,
it takes him 15 seconds to fucking stand there and get his balance.
If I was a manager against him,
I would bring anything like Nerf balls to throw at him
when he was up there taking his time.
A gentle breeze might bring him down.
But anyway, that's what,
they wanted to see this because it was a video game.
They didn't care who won.
they didn't care whether anybody
killed themselves or not.
They wanted to see everybody flip around.
That is this audience.
And this was the flip match,
so they wanted to see the flips.
And in the first minute,
Pack had gone to the top
and dove off to the floor
with the corkscrew dives,
so then Osprey immediately did the same thing.
Threw him back out and dove on him.
And Tony Shaboni said,
what in the hell are we watching?
I was thinking the same thing, but not with the same emotion behind it.
But this is, remember I loved Osprey and MJF.
There were a few things they went too far, but again, in the AEW field,
that was one of my favorite matches.
Because MJF's going to wrestle and he's going to try to make shit make sense.
And that controls Osprey's worst instinct because he's like a lot of these guys,
he needs to be produced.
he's not smart enough to know
when to not do something
that he can do just because he can do it
and but these two
they bring out the worst at each other
with the aggressive parkour
and the indie tropes
as the kids say
is so for a match
you know no it was garbage
because and I'll tell you why here in a minute
with a few of these false finishes
it's again
it's a gymnastics competition.
If wrestling was going to be in the Olympics like Ray Gunn and breakdancing,
this kind of shit should be in it.
They're very athletic,
but it's fucking stupid,
phony.
And they both work the same.
Neither one's really the baby face or the heel.
There's no continuity.
They're doing big moves to each other back and forth.
And Uncle Dave will say,
oh, but Osprey kept going back to selling his neck,
because that's the story.
Yeah, he'd sell his neck in between goddamn doing shit
that no human being could possibly endure
and popping up from it.
A pat German suplexed Osprey
on his head on the ring apron.
Then he gave him a reverse Huracanranah
on the ring apron on his head.
Then he rolled him in the ring and didn't cover him.
He grabbed a submission hold.
What if, and then Osprey gets the ropes
to break the submission hold.
what the fuck
they have made this shit up themselves
and they've never listened to
or had the opportunity
for anybody to teach them
and now they think they know
and they won't listen
the very next thing
after they did what I was just talking about
pack
took forever to balance on the top
and then Osprey raised his knees
and then Osprey was up running
and flipping again like
nothing was wrong.
After he'd been dropped on his head twice in a row on the hardest part of the fucking ring.
And then, finally, again, after all of that for 20 fucking minutes again, the weakest look and
move, the hidden blade, is what Osprey beat him with, one, two, three.
So you can be flung onto your fucking head from a six or eight feet in the air and just pop right
back up from that.
But this fucking guy does an elbow
over the top of your head from behind
and you're fucking done.
You're finished.
I heard people say this was a good match.
I wasn't watching this live.
I saw everything the next day, but I saw a couple
tweets while the show was going on.
And a couple of them said this was an all-timer,
an all-time classic.
Well, it is if you're wanting bad examples
to show in wrestling school.
A positive is.
at least the fans reacted to this match.
Well, they did.
They did.
And unfortunately,
that is the position that AEW has put themselves in.
This wasn't the main event.
It involved one of their main eventers,
the only one that they're getting any goddamn return on,
Osprey.
The rest of them are deader than four o'clock.
But how do you follow this?
What is more to...
Well, I know how they're going to follow it,
but if you were trying to do a wrestling show,
nothing works.
Nobody can be defeated.
It's just a video game
that these fucking marks in the ring,
Pack and Osprey,
I'm sure they play plenty of video games.
That's where they get their moves from.
Instead of figuring out a way to draw money,
PAC looks great.
Great body.
Got the fucking stringy hair.
He's got the menacing fucking voice.
If he'd had a booker for the past five years
and producers to tell him what to do and him listen
and him be here continuously,
then, yeah, you could do something with this guy.
And the same thing with Osprey,
despite the gravelly voice and the horrible accent
and the fact that he's so...
Imagine him calling spots with that voice.
Oh, good Lord.
they talked about being hard to understand Bobby Eaton
but that's the thing
he's got a lot of appeal and charisma and talent
that you could use if it could be predicted
but this is just gaga and it's all the same
people tune it out because it means nothing
they're just there to see the flips and then
what was the point of this match
that people will remember after the rest of this show they see
I think it's two things one
for the fans there and the fans of this style, it was a classic to them.
But two, maybe more importantly, in some respects, this is a throwaway show after All In.
Like, I thought All In was a better card altogether. I enjoyed it more, obviously.
But Osprey just had the big match there that he'd been building up to for a few months.
This was built up in two weeks, right? A week? Two weeks?
Yeah.
So it was just, let's give them a really really.
hot match and then everyone can move on and do other things.
So that's what I think this was.
Well, let's move on to the next match, which I
got about a minute in on this one.
A Chicago Street fight between Chris Statlander and Willow Nightingale.
You go first because you told me that you thought that they had a
wonderful effort here.
I think this was the match of the night.
I enjoyed this more than anything else on the entire show.
that surprised me. I usually don't like these kind of matches. I usually don't like these kind of matches with
the women. But Willow and Chris Statlander aren't like little waifs out there. They got some size to
them. They look athletic. They can move. You believe they're women wrestlers. And they went out there
and did a lot of the garbage stuff that other people do. And I think they did it better than some of
the other people. There's the problem. You know, I'll put it this way. They did. They did.
a better job, I think, in execution that swerve and Adam Page doing all that stuff later on.
That's faint praise, but...
I thought this was the best match of the show. The only surprise I thought Willow probably
should have won just because it would have gotten a big pop on a show where the fans were getting
more and more deflated as it went on and they would leave ultra deflated. I thought Willow getting
a win here would have been good. They followed that Osprey match, which was the biggest match of
the night. It seemed like for the fans there.
and I thought, I thought they did a good job.
I really enjoyed, I was shocked that I enjoyed it as much as I did, but I did.
Both girls, girls, I sound like you.
Both women are really good.
I wish they were somewhere else.
That's like the ultimate compliment.
I just wish they were somewhere else.
They're really good.
I will give them another compliment.
If this had been a match with these two, I would have watched it.
But I wasn't going to watch more garbage out.
Mudd Show wrestling now with women.
Because why?
Fucking why on this show with all the other garbage and all the other weapons and tables
and chairs and lions and tigers and bears?
The opening was Stantlander swinging a chair at Willow and Willow ducked it and Stantlander
then put the chair down to turn around so Willow could shoulder tackle her.
And within the first minute, Willow had been powerbombed.
through the announced desk
and Stadlander had pulled
a table out.
See, they didn't waste any time.
I appreciate this.
God, damn.
And again, as I was thinking,
I would have watched a regular match with these two,
but this is ridiculous.
And as I said that, or wrote that,
Stadlander did a cannonball off the top rope
where Willow was laying on a table on the floor,
but Willow moved or tried to, and Statlander
hit the table with her back and the back of Willow's head with her legs
and nearly killed both of them.
That looked like it was very painful for Statlander's tailbone.
And it wasn't just a cannonball.
I mean, it was a flip.
And, I mean, it could have given a nightingale a concussion at that speed and velocity.
But the point is, yes, they did all this garbage wrestling stuff,
even better than the guys do.
And that's the problem.
See what I say?
said before.
It depends on who's doing
this shit as to whether they should even be doing it
or not. And you can't
have girl and they're bleeding. Stantlanders
got color. And
here came thumb tacks.
The thumb tacks
are ridiculous regardless. It's the stupidest
thing ever and I would fire
anybody that even
suggested it to me if I was still in a fucking
business. What kind
of fucking morons are you?
but to have not only a garbage, fake,
phony match,
but then to have the girls do it
where it looks better than to get,
well,
this shit doesn't hurt anybody.
No wonder these people are cheering for
mayhem because they think it's all fake.
Have you seen the idiots on Twitter
talking about the shaved down chair again?
Oh, from later in the night.
Yes.
Yeah.
Like there's a thing called a shaved down chair.
They shaved it down.
What?
You fucking mark idiots.
I think they gimmicked the goddamn screws on the side of the seat so that they would turn easier,
so that the chair would flop around a little better.
But nobody makes 10, somebody said,
Tony's a billionaire, he could afford a 10 chair, a folding chair made out of 10.
Ten share factory he could afford.
That's what he'd have to afford because who makes folding chairs made out of fucking ten?
You fucking morons.
So when the girls do this shit and they survive, it's even worse than when the guys do it.
And it's garbage and it's overdone and it means nothing and it appeals to the lowest common denominator.
Because when we saw street fights into territory days, nobody was smart.
So they're like, yeah, they're having a fucking fight.
Now it's like, wait a minute.
They are legitimately taking barbed wire or broken light tubes or whatever the fuck they're doing
and cutting each other up with it on purpose.
They're cooperating with that.
What kind of fucking morons are these?
That's where we're at these days.
Did you see the dive off the stage or the tackle off the stage?
I skipped that, thankfully.
That was one of the complaints.
will make. If you're going to ask the person you're working with,
are you okay? There's got to be a better
way to disguise it as opposed to
just leaning your head up, looking at them and saying, are you okay?
No. It wasn't as overt as that, but I watched it,
and then I watched it again just to make sure.
But, you know, they're not used to diving
off the stage into the black nothingness
that is the weird
area that has no explanation for existing.
But at least
it covers up the fucking crash path.
That's right.
Anyway, any further
comments on the girl's garbage match.
Never want you go out of their way to see it. Best match of the night.
Okay, well, there you go.
And I actually might agree. It might have been the best
match of the night. But considering
this night,
for the intercontinental
title
or one of those titles, what title
was the four way for?
The other one was international. This
is, is it continental? This is the continental.
I thought the international
was the continental. No,
became the American title for a few weeks, but before it was international, I think it was
the All-Atlantic.
But that comprised the Continental title, too.
When they unified all those titles before Kingston broke his fucking clavicle or whatever
he goddamn his testes, what did he break?
I don't know.
Maybe Tony broke his spirit.
I'm not exactly sure.
But again, Tony likes titles.
Tony likes titles.
There was a title up for grabs here
between Pockets, Take a Shit, Mark Briscoe, and O'Code.
So think about this.
In one match, you have the most
embarrassing part of your company,
the company mascot, Pockets.
The joke was never funny, and now it's five years old.
And he's being treated as being competitive
to poor Mark Briscoe,
who could have been one of Tony's top gimmick baby faces
if he'd have struck while he iron is hot.
Take a shit who actually could be
the only Japanese guy they brought in that's worth a shit
that could be kind of a star if they'd have,
if they'd have let him, but now he's just one of the boys.
And, oh, Cody, who they paid a million dollars to
to come here and get chiropractic treatments.
Because I don't know what else he's fucking doing.
he's that poor man
he needs to be in a body cast
the way he moves around he looks uncomfortable
so
they've nullified
everybody involved in this thing
including two guys that could have been
stars for him and one guy he's paying
millions dollars to
and
uh
meaningless bumps and a joke wrestler
what else is there to say
this is the biggest budget indie show
in history
and
oh, Cody won, but at least he beat pockets.
But then does that hurt a guy when you're,
when you're beating somebody,
but the somebody you're beating is a complete fucking joke
and nobody takes it seriously?
Does it help you to beat that person?
Or does it just make you part of the fucking joke?
You know, I really couldn't say,
even though I did not watch this live and I watched it on my DVR,
I kind of let the DVR run and took a bathroom break during this match.
I left the album for a little bit,
so I didn't see any of it.
Well, I hope that you watched the next match,
the other girls match.
At least they didn't have any weapons to...
Except wig glue.
No wig glue was allowed in this match.
There you go.
I thought you were at Eskimo suddenly,
but not Igloo, but wig glue.
Mercedes Moon
versus Hikaru
She did.
And, you know, boy, I'll tell you something.
When Mercedes made her entrance, they barred Camille from ringside without
Camille and without anybody giving a shit.
And just with the piped in CEO in the music, she just walking out there and people are
farting.
And the signs you could see across from the hard camera were C.E. blows.
and Mercedes Phonet.
He paid this goofy, no, not over, wig-wearing son of a gun,
millions of dollars to come out there and stink up the joint.
And the first 30 seconds of this looked like a cell phone video on Twitter
of two drunk chicks fighting at a wah-wah.
What the, you go.
To Wawa? I'd love to right now.
Talk about this match.
I didn't notice
I, to be honest, I wasn't paying much attention at first.
When did the wig problem start?
Because she was already tugging on it by the time I realized what was going on.
I'm not certain because I did not dare watch this a second time.
But I saw Hikarushita grab her by the hair, the wig at one point.
And I think that may have started.
started it and then at one point she had her by the wig and wouldn't let go and she was like
hitting her.
Yes.
And I'm thinking either there was some kind of, well, no, she speaks perfect English at Karas She did.
There was no translation issue.
Mercedes-Volnet either didn't say watch the wig.
No, no, there was a part where she was definitely said, well, no, I'll tell you, about 15
minutes in.
We have to explain what's happening.
I don't know if the people understand exactly.
Well, and remember I said when she debuted, I said, God, I'll tell you one thing, they
did a great job of painting her hair when she had the dollar sign in it and she had words in it
or AW or whatever. Remember when she was going to be a baby face till people said, fuck, you suck?
And you said she's wearing a wig. And I was, wait a bit. How the fuck? Because I was like,
that would be hard to paint hair like that. Well, they can take the wig and move it around or whatever.
But I said, how the fuck could you not only wrestle wearing a wig, but also if she had a hair,
it seems like that you would be able to tell she had a hair under
unless she shaved her head completely bald
and is wearing these wigs.
Who knows what the fuck these kids are doing these days?
But this is she actually
she'd a suplexed her
like doing the three amigos type of suplexed, right?
And every time she'd suplex her,
Mercedes kept pulling at her wig.
And one time
you could see when she pulled
it shift her hairline shifted like two inches down on her forehead i'm like what the fuck
and then mercedes went to do the leg drag right whether the the old leg lace i don't know what
they call it these days i'm sure they got a japanese name for it but they both fucked that up and
fell in a heap and then sheda ran and hit another german suplex and hit her with a knee lift
right up she gets clocked with the knee lift
she's tugging on the wig
and that's when one of the times I saw
Sheeta grabs her by the hair like she's going to pick her up
and Mercedes goes from selling to whoa
freaking out and grabbing the wig and her arm
and she'd have kicked her in the head and she grabbed the wig
and then Sheena went to pick her up by the hair again
and Mercedes grabbed her arm
and you could see Mercedes talking to her like, quit grabbing the wig.
And then when she got a knee to the head, Mercedes, she crumbles while she's holding onto her hair,
so it doesn't fall off her head.
No, this match became the wig match.
This match was Bruno San Martino and Killer Koloski's worst nightmare.
Because everything that happened for about, if it wasn't 10 minutes, it felt like it was,
everything that happened, whether she did something or something was done to her, no matter how devil
stating, she went right for the wig.
To hold it, to pull it back into place,
this match became about the wig.
And again, I don't know how she's been
wrestling with a goddamn wig on to begin with, but maybe this was
new glue or something.
You know, Arne Anderson's first match, he wore a toupee.
Yeah, I heard about that.
When he was Marty Lundy,
and he found out that you can't wrestle wearing a fucking
to pay.
But anyway, they did a tug of war with
the Kendo stick and then Shida grabbed
it and brought it in the ring and Aubrey
Ed just stood and stared at her
while she's got a Kendo stick.
Like, oh, you better not do anything with that.
What the fuck is the matter with these people?
And then here was another baby
face that wouldn't hit the heel.
She was like, I could crack this woman.
And so
she throws down the
Kendo stick that she brought in the ring
to begin with.
and then they did more awkward back and forth
and then Mercedes hit that sloppy finish
one, two, three, and won it by a hair, Brian.
But I have a feeling pretty soon
if the shows don't get better, Mercedes is really going to flip her wig about it.
You know, the wig is the story of the match.
And again, how are you supposed to take anything seriously
if every time you sell, you sell your head?
no matter what happens
of you sell your scalp
they used to make fun
of Baron McElciclcunia
you would hit him
he would sell his ear
no matter what you do
to Mercedes-Morne
she sells her scalp
that's the story
that matched a bigger story
is she's not over
in any way
oh God
and she's not as over
as any of the women
that were already in AEW
and she's also not wrestling
at a high level
we've been led to believe
that she was a great
in-ring worker
People always say, Jim never gave her a fair chance.
He didn't review her in Charlotte or her and this person.
Well, we're watching this stuff.
And there's a lot missing.
There's a lot missing.
She certainly is into the performance aspect of being the character of Mercedes-Gone.
You can't take that away from her.
She's 100% all in on that character.
But no one else is.
No one else is.
She's less over on this show.
They had Sky Blue come out on the pre-show I saw on the DVR and get attacked by Mariah May to be saved by Queen Amanata, whatever her name is.
They were all more over than Sasha Banks was here.
Willow Nightingale and Chris Statlander after the Will Osprey match got the fans back into their match.
And Mercedes Monet, again, another pay-per-view where the performance, I don't know if I'm not,
lackluster is the word, but it's just not there.
This time there's a, I don't know if you call it a wardrobe malfunction.
Is a wig part of the wardrobe?
What would you say about that? I don't know.
It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, uh, tonsorial malfunction.
But she's getting a lot of money from what we heard maybe as much as any woman in the
history of wrestling or close to it.
Has she brought any new fans to AEW?
Has she caused any AEW fans to become more in,
invested in her or the product overall?
Has she gotten big reactions?
Has she produced a rating?
Has anyone said, I can't wait for that Mercedes-Money match?
Has any of the angles or interviews or backstage parties or promos?
Have any of them felt real or authentic or actually connected with anyone other than her?
The answer is no.
So, I mean, this match was astounding because of the wig.
Do you think one of the things that has hurt Mercedes with people being just like,
fucking go away, is that one thing about her is genuine.
One thing you can believe it's a fact that you can look at,
you can tell that she honestly believes that she's a fucking star.
She is completely full of her own gravy.
So does that make people go, this fucking bitch, is that part of it?
that she's not good, but she is so obviously convinced that she's great.
You know, the other thing is her leaving WWE, the way she did,
kind of caused a lot of fans to be on her side.
Because no one walked out because they didn't like booking.
She did with Naomi.
Remember Naomi walked out with her?
Where is Naomi?
She went back to WWE.
She's having a nice time.
But she went and she did New Japan.
And the rumors were,
that she was going to sign with AEW, she got hurt.
When she was almost ready to wrestle again, she signed with AEW,
there was an opportunity to do something different
and to recognize what connects with fans today.
This feels like it's tone deaf.
Everything she's doing is tone deaf for an audience of one.
And Jennifer Pepper Day or whatever her name is.
But that's the problem.
You could argue about all the AEW stuff we don't like.
There are usually pockets of fans that like it.
I think the Young Bucks suck.
They have pockets of fans that like the Young Bucks.
There are pockets of fans that like pockets.
Are there any pockets of fans that are into Mercedes-Money and AEW?
Is there anyone who likes this run or thinks this is in any way good?
I'm sure Tony will defend it, but, you know, that's what it is.
All righty, well, we got a double main event,
and it starts, of course,
with the AEW World Title.
That can't go on last.
Fuck.
Don't want to cause chaos,
but Brian Danielson
against the Billy Goat,
Jack Perry, I'm sorry, the scapegoat.
Again,
Danielson, he's incredible
with what he does.
The people are into him as a person
and he can build a match with anybody.
His friends and some of the choices he makes
about the wrestling he likes, we can take to issue,
but he's a great performer.
And then there's Jungle Jackoff.
And you can't...
Brian Danielson is not the biggest guy in the world,
but he could kick the shit out of this fucking clown
in two seconds if he wanted to.
and, you know, they're playing the final countdown again for Danielson on pay-per-view.
I guess there's another couple hundred grand.
And by the way, I appreciate also the person who brought the sign that says,
Mama Cornette says the white socks are greater than Jack Perry.
The white socks are having one of the all-time worst, if not the all-time worst seasons of any team in baseball history.
Well, but they're still better than Jack Perry.
That's what makes it amazing.
Two shows in a row, two different companies, Mama Cornette Science.
But the crowd yesed Brian Danielson all over the place and they loved him.
And he's wrestling Jack Perry.
It's, you know, this is not really going to add anything to the bottom line.
Possibly we could have got MJF and Danielson rematched again and that might have actually been interesting.
but nevertheless, Danielson is at a level above everybody else that's pretty much been on the show,
maybe except MJF, but even him with smoothness and the way that he moves and just connecting
with the people personality-wise.
And also, Danielson, for the most part, will call a wrestling match and it'll make sense,
although he will take and give bumps that shouldn't be taken or given, but for the most part,
it's a wrestling match.
So that meant that Jack Perry was saved from his worst instincts,
like some of these other assholes need to be.
And, you know, he is an obnoxious little fuck as a heel.
You want to slap that face.
His punches are the shits, but he can do some of the moves.
If he was working like, I'm talking about Perry now,
if he was working like Dominic Mysterio, it would work as a heel.
the chicken shit, the fucking shit disturber,
somewhat of a coward.
He doesn't go toe to toe with the big star baby faces,
but he cheats and gets from behind or has help.
Perry could get heat that way.
But he's trying to be a badass.
He's the one that didn't quit when they were going to fucking set him on fire.
One of the other lollipopers quit for him.
One of the other heels.
Yes.
Yeah.
And in this match, he was trying to act like he was a badass at points.
And it's just ludicrous.
He's a child.
But they don't, we've said this a million times, none of these guys, that California contingent, they've created in the end.
And Tony fits this as a booker, not a wrestler.
They've created personalities for themselves in their minds.
And that's who they want to be.
And they don't acknowledge that they.
don't look like that and they can't work like that and they don't come off like that that they're
just playing a part like that they not everybody can be the goddamn rambo right somebody has to be
barney fucking fife but he made money too but they can't accept their the reality and work like
they come off so instead they create this fantasy world for themselves and some of these
fucking virgins that, you know, love the video game matches.
They get into it.
But the average person is like, who are these fucking children on my television?
So anyway, Danielson looks great.
Finally, they're cooking.
Perry pulled at one point the referee into Danielson's drop kick and so the referee is
down.
And then that's when Maddie and Nikki hit the ring, and they jumped Danielson,
and they took their time with some phony looking heat while the referee has to lay there with,
did you see his head under his arm?
Again, when you bump the referee, the clock is ticking.
This is what we used to teach in wrestling school, in OVW.
The clock is ticking.
You get in, you do your damage, and you get out, because if it's real, you don't know how long the
referee's going to be down. You assume
that he might get up and
see you at any second.
So you get in and try to do what you're going to do
as quick as possible and then
bail, right?
But they're taking their time
and their hot dog and
Maddie and Nicky.
Because they want to, they think that they're
fucking wrestlers. And
they get some phony
looking shit. The most
careful Meltzer driver in the history
of Meltzer drivers. Did you see that one?
Well, now they call it the TK driver.
Well, I ought to call the fan driver offer, but they didn't want to hurt Danielson,
so they were very careful with that.
And then Claudio and Useless come out and chase them off.
And then Perry hits a knee and gets a two count.
And I said, good Lord, we're 20 minutes in.
And they do the interference in the middle of the match.
And then they fucking go on and they lose all the moments.
minimum. And
boom, they
went back and forth for
another ten minutes or whatever.
And then finally, as I mentioned,
he thinks he's a badass of
some kind of a scapegoat. And his
friends pump him up, yeah, you look tough.
You little fucking midget.
You look like a goddamn
emaciated amoeba.
Danielson
is stomping
Perry over and over
and gets set for the fucking knee finally.
And Perry sits up and just
dares Danielson to do his big knee.
So he does.
Boom, one, two, three.
The fuck.
Is he supposed to be a tough guy in their minds
because nobody's seeing that?
Because it's ridiculous.
And that was, you're trying to get heat
as a little weasily heel.
but yet you're daring the fucking guy to hit you
with the thing that ends up beating you
so you're not only a you're a moron
but also that's not a healish thing to do
you see what I'm saying Brian what sense does this make
it's just like the war games match
is it a heel thing for one of them to be chained up
and one of his friends says please don't burn my friend
and the guy's such a badass that he says burn me
I don't care I won't give up
I'll be back bigger and better than ever
after I get out of the burn unit.
Like you said, coming out of the punk stuff,
if Jack Perry had come back
as a chicken shit heel with a valet,
he would have been better off than he is,
whatever he's doing here that him and the bucks think is good.
And that Tony thinks...
Go Hollywood. The son of a Hollywood star
that has no talent on his own,
but he's got money and fucking women want to be around him
because he's on TV. That kind of guy gets
heat and he fits it.
She had a title match. If he had that belt around his waist that would fall down to his
fucking feet. Now come on, that's a ridiculous exaggeration. There's no way he could ever
hold that belt up to get it around his waist. Did you see the spot where there was a roll
up and the referee was counting and before three he actually pushed Jack Perry's foot?
Yes. I... Was it Rensberg? Yeah, I think it was. And I'm, I've never seen that before.
and I don't know if it was just a brain fart on behalf of the referee to just do something like that
or if it was he the referee realized maybe as he was counting two that Perry might have thought it was
one or didn't know or because I don't know what but yeah one two push the guy's leg to get him
to kick out and then start to and hold up the three what the I don't know
I've never seen that one before
anyway
after about
what was it about 30 minutes of this
goddamn thing
and then Danielson is celebrating
and then suddenly
here comes Dino Dooch
into the ring and nails Danielson
and Dino and Perry
look at each other and the announcers
talk about oh they used to be the partners
the Jurassic Express
and in Christian Cage's music plays.
And by the way, that was an interesting moment there,
because the confrontation between the former jungle boy and luchosaurus
and then Christian's music hits and Jack Perry kind of flinches,
you forget he was a baby face against Christian.
Yes.
So now the heel, who just acted like a baby face in so many ways,
is going to leave before the bad heel gets there.
Well, it's like the little heels big brother, the even worse heel.
Cage came out
with Nick Plain and Nick Plain's mom,
she is taller than the dinosaur.
Did you see that?
See, that's the problem when they got confronted.
I was like, man, she could take Moxley.
Well, and that's the thing when she's the biggest person in the group,
including Christian,
and when she was standing next to fucking Dino,
she's tall as he is.
And but then,
Christian is coming out because he's going to cash in
the contract that he won, whatever their rip-off is,
generic version of money in the bank.
But suddenly, Moxley is in their way with his back to the ring,
and here comes Pack and Claudio and useless,
and they join, and Cajun crew then back off.
Like, okay, because now, you know, we'll pick a different time.
And then the plumber and all of his stooge is getting the ring,
and Moxley hugs Danielson and kisses him.
There's a lot of male to male kissing
going on much more than there is
on the usual wrestling program.
I don't know why everyone is kissing everyone suddenly.
But then the other three
hold Danielson's arm up and celebrate with him
and then Claudio hits Danielson
with the European uppercut.
Oh, God.
At least that one looked like an only one.
almost hit because Claudio earlier the Bucks match was basically just running around
touching everyone's cheek on his breast.
It looks so weak and so awful and he's been doing that a lot lately.
Just these lazy looking garbage fucking European.
He don't want to hurt any of these guys because there is bosses.
They'll fire him for a potato in them.
And so the BBC has acted like heels anyway.
Now apparently many of them are heels because everybody goes,
oh my God, why did he do that?
And then Pack is holding
on to old Wheeler from helping
because Wheeler is,
well, you can see it on his face.
He's like, why are you doing that?
And he's reaching out with one arm.
Pack is holding him.
Now, Wheeler is not saying,
you better let me go,
you British motherfucker.
I'm going to kick you in a dick.
He's just reaching over him going,
no, don't do it.
While he makes absolutely no effort
to get away from this fucking guy.
And Moxley pulls a plastic bag out.
And actually is kind of bad because it wasn't even one of the good, like, grocery store plastic bags that you can't tear those son of them.
They ought to make airline fucking holes out of those things.
You can't tear them.
But instead is one of those dry cleaner bags that you can just peel off with a finger.
And they put it over Danielson's head.
and he begins to suffocate.
And the fans start chanting,
this is murder,
this is murder,
because it's all a joke to them
because they don't believe anything
because it's all so preposterous.
But it's not like they were screaming.
That's the other thing.
I don't think the reaction was what they intended.
No, they weren't screaming at all.
They were just, oh, it'd be funny if we chanted,
this is murder, because last week it was this is arson.
At least they're going,
up. They're going from arson to murder instead of backing up.
But it's, no, it means nothing. They weren't worried about
Danielson. They were worried about coming up with a clever chant
because it's all bullshit. They know it, they can tell.
So anyway, then Danielson passed out
and the heels left and useless stayed to help
the doctor give Danielson oxygen.
And then one of Excalibur's
quotes was, well, that ends the sanctioned part of our program, and now the unsanction
cage match is coming.
So the attempted murder is part of the sanction programming, but the cage match, which will
involve cinder blocks and potentially AIDS-infected hypodermic needles, that's unsanctioned.
He had said, they showed the desk, and Excalibur says, they'll be a medical team the best
in the business, and then they shoot to them, and they're dragging Bryant,
Daniels hit out of the ring.
He's not on anything.
They're just holding him and like dragging him out of the ring while he's getting oxygen.
That's how the best medical team is prepared and what they do.
This guy almost died with drag him out, drag him out.
Yeah.
We're running long on time.
You know.
And go ahead.
Well, I'm just going to, you know, we'll talk more about this.
But, you know, the one thing a lot of people are pointing to, something you were on the booking committee for, the Terry Funk, Rick Flair, Plastic Band.
thing and before you comment anything about that and obviously that was a step too far certainly for
1989 and turn of broadcasting the people who say you don't know because i saw people arguing on
the internet when people who said this was a step too far ago well terry funk did it you didn't
have a problem no one complained about that that's what i saw someone say terry funk did it and
nobody complained about that everybody well a lot of people complained about that but one of the
complaints came from Turner
fucking broadcasting. I reprinted the memo
in the Midnight Express
scrapbook. I was on the creative team at the time. It was
a clash of champions. It was
oh goddammit I helped write the show and now I can't
the match was Muta and Funk in a tag match
against, no. Muda and Slater
against Sparta. Yeah and then
Funk came in as a surprise. That's right. Muda and Slater
against Flair and
Sting.
and Sting, and then Funk came in as a surprise and put the plastic bag over Flair's head and tried to suffocate him.
That was not original, by the way.
It's an old wrestling angle.
It was done in a variety of the territories, so we're not claiming any origination here.
But the point is, that was a clash of champions that in the two and a half hour show, that was the end of the main event,
and that was the only angle that had been shot.
As I recall, on the program.
They were matches that had been built up
and had them
and some of the baby faces won and some of the heels won,
but nobody.
Ells tried to commit attempted murder
besides Funk on the program,
and that's what got all the attention
and the people believed it
because they not only weren't smart as they are now,
but also because of Terry Funk
and his aura and whatever.
And the program
executives. Hold on here one second.
I just happened to grip
a copy
of the Midnight Express
scrapbook and I'm
going to flip to the page in which I reprinted the letter.
It's my book and I still can't remember
what goddamn page it was on.
This
memo from Superstation TBS
from Bob Levi and
Jeff Carr, Jeff Carr was the program
guy to Jack Petrick and Jim Hurd.
October 6, 1989, which was the day after, I believe, that incident happened or two days after
whatever.
TBS continues to maintain an all-family programming strategy.
This philosophy extends through all day parts and categories.
The TBS wrestling programs and promos must be consistent with our on-air standards.
Programs are promos which do not adhere to these standards.
must be edited or removed from the schedule,
which was their nice way of saying,
you want to get fucking canceled.
And they own the goddamn thing.
So here were the guidelines.
No blood is to be allowed any accidental bleeding
that occurs in a live performance
will be covered by wide shots
and replays must be edited or removed from the program.
Gratuitously violent and sadistic acts to people
and or animals are to be excluded from TBS broadcasts.
Examples include use of a plastic bag to smother a person,
lighting someone on fire from Kevin Sullivan's fireballs.
Not even actually lighting someone on fire.
A blunt instrument being used repeatedly with the intent of breaking an arm, leg, etc.
Incessant kicking or beating of an individual.
violent and sadistic verbal threats are unacceptable.
We do not allow use of profanity or religious slurs.
References made to drug and alcohol use are not allowed
unless it is designed to educate and inform viewers in a positive manner.
And also attire may be provocative and entertaining,
but not be either lewd or abusive in design.
AEDWs violated every single one of those things.
Every goddamn one on the same network.
and the network puts up with it until they don't.
And then they don't.
And people changing their jobs and positions has effect on that.
People are using the Terry Funkinson and to justify it being done here.
What are your thoughts?
I didn't think this was a, you know, I guess it's supposed to make you uncomfortable,
but it was pretty uncomfortable and seemingly ridiculous.
No one ran out to help anyone.
Well, again, see, that's all the, it's context and the way it's,
done and the venue in which it's done.
Back then when they had, that clash of champions was viewed by what was the clash doing in those days?
Three million, four million people, you know, and it was the only angle, so it got all the
attention.
TBS was upset.
I loved it.
Flair loved it because it got heat on Terry Funk and people wanted to see the shit.
And that was where we're, okay, we'll ask for forgiveness instead of permission.
but we weren't doing
shit like that every week
people weren't bleeding every week
people weren't being paralyzed
and beaten and mugged
and thrown into
woodchippers every fucking show
multiple times
and so there was a bigger element of belief to it
in this
and also you already knew
that Flare hate
that Funk hated Flair
and this was
they come out and with no
public fucking word
amongst them
just Moxley starts coming out and even the announcers go
we don't understand what the fuck's happen to Moxley
and they just decide we're going to turn on Brian Danielson
and try to kill him even though he was in our group
until a few weeks ago when he was whatever
and then it was after this other
the girls were giving each other goddamn conclusive
The fucking guys were goddamn trying to kill each other.
Everybody was going through fucking furniture.
And it's not even over yet.
And they do this.
It's just insane.
It gets lost.
It means nothing.
These fans are laughing at it because they don't buy any of this shit.
This is all the wrong reasons and all the wrong context and all the wrong times to do the wrong things.
and they're trying to get their goddamn deal renewed with the network.
Yes, this was pay-per-view.
They're going to be able to show any of this shit on television?
If you do something and you can't show it on TV, what the fuck good is it?
Imagine if a couple executives said, hey, let's check out the last couple matches at a pay-per-view before we sign this deal.
Which apparently they have a piece of, right?
We've deduced that from what Tony has said before.
So they, in effect, are financially connected to a pay-per-view.
that had not only attempted murder,
but people shoving needles in each other's faces.
On the bright side,
Moxel looks like he's gotten himself
in the pretty good shape with his time off.
And, you know, what's more badass than getting on the gas?
Well, they don't let a lot of those fucking calories and things,
you know, go into those type of places.
They're on strict lockdown.
Well, I don't know about that, but he, uh, he...
I thought he went to the fat farm.
He definitely, I don't think that's what it was,
but he definitely looks like, at least in his arms and his shoulders
and his back, he's, uh, changed,
his workout regimen.
He, well, you know, he got a heavier fucking monkey wrench.
Now, whenever he's working on those pipes, he's lifting more weight.
You mentioned it before.
We heard MJF will be taking time off.
Swirb Strickland, apparently taking time off.
Does this mean Danielson's taking, I mean, how long are you out after you were almost suffocated?
About 10 minutes.
Okay.
About 10 minutes.
Yeah, you wake up pretty much after that.
we wouldn't even talk about swerve for a second
but anyway that was that was the Danielson angle
if it's a great angle
if it's done by the right people at the right time
to get people to want to see a match
but what is the fucking match here
Moxley and Danielson
okay why did he do this
to we're going to need more explanation
and why is he
Why is Moxley quoting Nazis from a 30-year-old indie movie?
For the rumors about me having a skinhead group, it's not true.
Meet my new member, Claudio.
But why to Claudio Swiss? He's neutral.
Nobody's, yeah, I'm just talking about his bald head.
No, it's, you know, we'll see where it goes.
The Moxley-Marina-Shafir thing has been self-indulgent crap so far,
just Moxley wanting to look like a badass while Marina Shafir beats us.
all the people that just run at her for no reason, like she's Bruce Lee.
And now he's going to have Claudio, who, I'm sorry,
Claudio boars the shit out of me at this point in his career,
and Pac, who will be here until his fucking green card issues pop up again.
And now we're going to have MJF off TV and swerve off TV?
Oh, boy.
We are a Will Osprey injury away from complete disaster.
They better wrap him and bubble wrap.
All right, well, it's time for the mate event of the evening.
the non-sanctioned apparently cage match between swerve strickland and hang nail page and
swerve had something and we said that he's got something the people were starting to like him
and then as soon as they really liked him they stuck page in this thing and delayed swerve getting
the belt until the people didn't like swerve as much anymore and then
when they put the belt on him,
they beat the fuck out of him
and left him laying
like the next three weeks in a row.
And then they stuck
Page back in this thing.
Page is an albatross.
He is an anchor around
everybody's neck.
If he's involved, it's going to be bad.
So now this is our main event.
And
as I said, Swerve had
something
then because they dropped the ball on it,
they switched him heel again.
He had something.
You know what he didn't have?
He didn't have anyone producing them.
Well, that's true.
And he also apparently didn't have a homeowner's insurance.
Or elsewise,
I might have set fire to that fucking junk heap myself
and collected the money.
Well, he just bought it.
He just bought the house.
Well, the point is, even if he had just bought it,
he could have probably come out ahead.
You know, especially the yard looked like,
it needed a lot of work. But anyways,
Swerve, he had something, the people were liking
him, they waited too long, put the belt
on him, they stuck page in there
to muddy things up. Then they
switch Swerve heel again because they've
dropped the ball on him being a baby face, but
then he's against other
people that are just as big, if not bigger
heels than he is. So
who the fuck knows what's going on?
And we get
here to this thing
where
swerve has purchased
the home that he grew up in with his big new contract money
and page has burned it down on live television
and of course everybody not only you could tell it with special effects
but you can't really burn a fucking house down on live TV
if you mean it and get away with it you'd be in prison
so it's garbage from the start that they're involving their top guys in
which is why nobody takes their top guys seriously
because they're always doing phony shit
and saying stupid things.
So anyway, apparently, now we know
that swerve is as big of a fucking moron
in real life as a person
than the rest of these fucking outlawed trashes
because this was
if he wanted to outdo all the bad outlawed
outlaw wrestling that's been on this program. He did. But that just showed us again that a guy
that people were starting to like, swerve Strickland. What do you fans think of it? Well, he's a
fucking idiot. He's really fucking stupid. He's a goddamn goof is what he is. That's what they now think,
because they got to see it on live television. They didn't fool anybody with this shit because it was
both incredibly phony and ridiculously dangerous at the same time.
And they don't understand that normal people and even the normal wrestling fans look at them
and go, yeah, you two are on purpose stapling each other with a staple gun.
How stupid are you?
You people on purpose are cooperating to power bomb each other on cinder block.
in the middle of the ring.
How fucking stupid are you?
Nobody cares who wins or loses
because nobody knows who they're supposed to root for
because nobody knows who the baby face is.
There is really no wronged party
because everybody's an asshole.
So they're just looking at bumps
and they're looking at...
Look at these two stupid motherfuckers
taking these goddamn stupid fucking bumps
to kill themselves in his
phony fucking bullshit wrestling match.
What sense does that make?
The art of wrestling
is to
simulate
the violence and the aggression
and the danger
as much as possible
and make it look
dangerous and violent
without actually being so.
Not really hurt yourself,
but make it look like
you're not so that the people think that not only is it bullshit in the way of a work,
but it's bullshit in the way of you're not even hurting yourself.
A guy gets power bombed back first on a cinder block and gets up.
Remember what ended Rick Rood's wrestling career, how he collected on Lloyds of London and
all that stuff?
Yeah, it was that move in Japan where his back, the small of his back, hit the edge of the
stage they were on, right?
Yes, the ring was on a raised platform,
Sting cross-bodied him when they went down the edge of the platform,
hit Rude Small of his back, and ended his career.
This stupid motherfucker, Swerve Strickland,
got power bombed on a cinder block on a small of his back.
Here's another, and by the way, the reason why they had all this garbage in the ring
was because before the cage lowered, they jump started and got in a fight,
and Nana slid in a table and chained.
and some kind of toolbox and all this other stuff
before the cage lowered and the bell rang to start to match.
No disqualification.
It's not lazy booking.
No booking.
Just let two idiots figure out what they want to do.
So they pulled a staple gun out of the toolbox.
Hangnail did and start staple and swerve and swerve laughs at him
and stands there and lets him do it.
Okay, logically, number one, you couldn't beat anybody with a staple gun unless you used it like brass knuckles and hit them in a face with it.
Right, why wouldn't you use it like that?
It's a metal thing.
It would really hurt someone.
Because these fucking never been fucked, virgin, neck bearded, basement dwelling, video game playing, wrestling indie outlaw fucking nerds think it's a show of toughness if you let us.
somebody shoot you in the
titty with a staple
gun and laugh at them.
No, it's an example
of stupid. You're a
stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid
person is what you are.
And normal people see that.
I'll repeat what I said earlier.
Stupid, stupid, stupid. I'm right up on the mic now, so you can
hear me stupid. I can hear you. You're stupid people.
So then
swerve,
let's him, staple him, and then takes it away and staples hangnail.
And they're real staples because you can see them.
So anyway, again, you can't beat anybody in a fight that way,
and nobody in a real fight's going to stand there and let you staple them.
Because they're not fucking idiots.
They're wanting to kick the shit out of you.
So then swerve Staples pictures of his family to Page's face.
and this right here and this kind of shit
is why indie wrestling has killed the business
and
the WWE may make money at it
but it's hard for anybody to take any of it seriously anymore
after stupid shit.
Why would you want to watch this?
Why would you cheer
for either the pitcher or the catcher
in this situation?
Or pitcher or hitter, I think would be.
I actually think it's one of the most
unenjoyable matches I've ever seen.
But it's just so,
it's the same thing as the thumb tacks.
How are you going to win a fight?
Or Legos.
It's because these fucking goofs,
they always would hurt if you stepped on that barefoot.
What kind of fucking pussies are you?
Jesus Christ.
I'd rather see somebody
attempt to murder somebody by suffocating them
than staple them with a goddamn,
because at least if you suffocate a mother,
motherfucker, he'll be out of your way.
If you staple him with a staple gun, what's that going to do?
And if a motherfucker staples me with a staple gun and I don't take a stick and beat his brains in,
then I'm mad at myself.
At one point, Tony Chivani contributed by commentary by saying,
he burned down his house, and it was a nice house too.
The announcers were trying to sell the house burning with straight faces.
Now, while all this is happening, it's important to note the crowd wasn't really making a lot of noise.
Well, no.
Only on the various murders or when a new object was revealed.
There was tons of silence in between, and then that carried over to the commentating, which was awful.
When the crowd would go silent, sometimes they ran out, there four of them there.
They ran out of something to say.
Yeah, and then, or they'd do the golf thing.
We can't believe what we're seeing.
And they both got color, swerve and page, and then...
The referee actually stopped hangnail at one time from using a chair,
and they booed the referee for stopping the heel from nominally bashing the brains in of the nominal baby face with the fucking chair.
And then they did more chair shots.
And then the cinder block thing.
And swerve got to hit his double stomp finish on Page through a table, got a two count.
page got a spike of burnt wood from swerve's house and stabbed him in the face with it about five times
yeah what the hell was that all of a sudden i'm watching and he pulls the head and they go that's from the
house what well it had to be because it was a a spike a wooden spike with did it have been
partially burned so where else that's the only burned piece of wood in the world is from
swerve's house this is so lame and i with the power bomb on the
Cinderblock came, I said they both deserve career-ending injuries.
Because why? Why would you do?
Almost impossible to tolerate watching this, both ridiculously phony and really dangerous at the same time.
Hangnail gave Swerve a power bomb off the top rope, followed by a dead eye for a two-count.
Page hit Swerve with more chair shots.
Swerve started laughing at him.
and then Paige got him down
and pulled swerve's false teeth out.
Apparently, I thought he had gotten gold crowns
because whenever he smiles, he's got the gold teeth, right?
They're fake fucking teeth.
He pulled him out and threw,
I thought they were going to do the Eddie Graham Boris Molinco thing
because you saw him laying on the goddamn mad.
I thought Paige was going to stomp him.
right they sold out florida for two years in the 60s when graham stomped to malinko's fucking teeth
but no he took the teeth out so that he could go back to the tool kit or wherever they were getting this
shit and he got a hypodermic needle and came and he's taking the top off and i'm thinking my god the
the really basement-dwelling Ring of Honor fans
back about 15 years ago
got pissed at me when I had the Kings of Wrestling
beat the Briscoe brothers with Ether.
And now they pulled out the old hypodermic.
You know, they did that on ICW television one time.
No.
The Jarrett's used to hold that up as an example
of when they really knew that the other guys
were probably going to go out of business.
It was a, they, the heel, hypodermic, the fucking baby face unconscious.
But anyway, he didn't stick the hypodermic needle in his vein or in his arm because it didn't have anything in it.
They couldn't even come up with goddamn propofal and shoot him up with the, they just took the hypodermic needle and page grabbed swerve's face and stuck it in his mouth.
into his cheek
from the inside of his mouth out
and then
there is swerve on his knees
he let him go
and he's on his knees
and he's got his eyes wide open
and they've got a close-up of him
and he's got the goddamn hypodermic needle
in his mouth sticking in his cheek
and he's not trying to pull it out
and then Paige
takes a check.
chair and hammers him over and they missed the chair shot with the camera they went wide and it was
in the cage you couldn't even see what he did but he fucking horse collars him with the chair over the top of
the head that's why i said i believe they may have loosened up the screws on the seat so it would
flop back and forth easier but it's still a fucking chair and boom his head goes through the chair and
the referee calls for the bill.
Winner by knockout.
There have been people in these goddamn cage matches in this company
that would be down selling for two fucking minutes.
But this guy gets hit over there with a chair and a reverend.
Oh, fuck it!
But he did have a needle sticking in his face.
What the fuck?
That was the finish.
This kind of shit makes wrestling not only look phony,
and fake and stupid,
but trashy and low class.
It makes it look like it appeals to the same kind of people,
like I said,
that earlier,
that like the fucking insane clown posse.
It runs off advertisers.
It potentially gets heat with TV partners.
Every normal fucking wrestling fan is like,
what the fuck?
Yeah, see,
there's the big thing,
even beyond everything else that's,
significant TV partners, advertisers.
I don't think this match is a turn on the fans.
No.
This match speaks to the smallest minority of fringe fans in wrestling.
And this was one of the worst things I've ever seen.
This is one of the worst matches I've ever seen in my entire life.
This is like if you gave Ian Rotten a billion dollars.
Some trashy motherfucker that exists on the periphery of trailer parks and trying to run
carny bullshit hardcore shows in roller rinks
and skirt the law and the authorities
and put himself on top
and cut his head in front of people to show how tough he is
when he's a big fat, bobas fucking sack of shit
that looks like one of those things they used to pour sand
in the ass of so they teeter totter.
Right? That's the kind of fucking people
that run the garbage hardcore wrestling shows.
The trash up in Jersey.
whether it's combat zone or garbage championship wrestling
these people you see the owners of these companies
they should be on probation for something
they should be on a goddamn government list of some kind
to keep an eye on them
or the blood-borne diseases they're spreading around
they had a goddamn health advisory
remember a couple years ago
here in Kentucky
Anna over in Indiana would
no regulation. They did another one of those fucking garbage hardcore shows.
And the health department said, if you went to this thing, you might ought to get tested.
Anybody, fans, get tested if you were at this place on this night.
This is what AEW is going for, because that's the mentality.
These fucking wrestlers that Tony's got on this roster, 90% of them have never been in a
fucking real competition of anything.
95% of them never been in a fight with anybody
and they fantasize themselves
as being these tough guys
because they're willing to either do shit to themselves
or let another motherfucker do it
that's not tough
that's stupid if you're not doing it to make money
if you're doing it so you can brag
to marks who don't know any better
well I go to Japan
that used to be
Ian Rotten
would fucking buy tickets to the matches
at the gardens
when the Memphis office was still running
with gig marks on his arms
and sit in the cheap seats
and tell the fans that he wrestled in Japan
because that's where it was real
and all that stuff was fake
they have a desperate need
to want to be someone
they can't be happy
with just being a normal fucking person
you know what
If I'd have never been on wrestling goddamn television,
I would be perfectly happy sitting here right now reading a fucking book.
I don't need anybody to know that I'm around anymore.
I just happen to do it to make money.
Lots of money, actually.
But they've got, I'm somebody, look at me.
I cut my head.
I had a needle stuck in my face.
Look how tough I am.
Fuck you, I've known tough people.
You ain't tough people, especially Paige.
Swerve Mike can go a little bit.
Page is a goddamn big pussy.
He is a gaping giant vagina.
Frothing?
Froffing.
Actually, no, he'd probably dry because he wouldn't even be pleasurable.
But it's just, this is ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
And it keeps the whole company from actually succeeding
instead of being funded by a billionaire as a fucking toy.
You say it's like Ian Rotner, any of these guys got a million dollars.
It's like they got a million dollars and then we're told, take your time.
Because this took forever.
This was draining.
This was just, this was a never-ending match that left you really feeling unfulfilled in the end.
And, hey, again, I said, I'm not going to take sides in JR and Stephen P.
New, but to take a Mark's money to impart Jim Ross's credibility to this horse,
shit is a shame.
And I think if I think he's,
JR has an incredible work ethic and he's got to be employed until he dies,
even though he's got more money in the federal government.
But goddamn, if he should have walked out on this shit a long time ago,
because it just, it drags him down.
It's embarrassing for him to be a part of this at this point.
At this point, he shows up once every six months.
Well, yeah, but boy, he could have showed up another night instead of this one.
because his voice will be on the tape of this fiasco,
this fucking abortion for forever.
See, I get the idea of wanting Jim Ross to do the big matches,
but you can't tell me he wouldn't have been better served calling MJF's match.
Even Austin, he's even though he can't do the moves,
because, you know, who can keep up with all these moves?
Just to add some storytelling or something there,
they used him in those end matches.
And at the end of both matches, he was like disgusted.
He's like, that's the worst thing I've ever seen.
We shouldn't justify this.
You can't even tell what's real.
What is it?
He did it after the fucking Brian Danielson murder attempt.
And then he did it again at the main event.
But anyway, I, you know, I applaud his work ethic.
But if he had better principles, he'd just fucking stand up and say, you know what?
I'm going home.
You people all give me fucking gas.
This is the goddamn stupidest bunch of shit I've ever seen.
Because you know what?
I've done that a time or two.
it's cathartic.
AEW was turned into everything
that we didn't like on WWE TV
and then the worst of everything
we would hear about on the Indies put together.
Yes, because they have unlimited budget
and they have hundreds of people
willing to do this shit
because they think it's cool.
And most weeks, they have hundreds of fans
willing to pay for tickets.
They're driving away everyone.
They lost everything they had with punk
in terms of the people
that came to the table to check out the product,
they drove them away.
Then whoever was left after that,
they drove a lot more of them away
after they aired the video from London.
And look at who's filled up the TV time since then.
And now think of who's going to fill up the TV time
without MJF and without swerve.
With lots of badass moxley all over the show.
Well, it is, as we said earlier,
but did we say it here in conjunction with this?
Now we hear swerve is going to take time off too.
Well,
what the fuck?
Does anybody go to work there?
Well, to be fair, he has to rebuild a home that was burned down recently.
No, he just bought the guy, he has another home.
Because he just bought that home.
He couldn't have moved that.
That's true.
Yeah.
But besides that, Jesus, H. Christ, he's going to take time off after a guy sticks a needle in
him, crowns him with a chair, and he gets a, he gets beat.
The needle thing is one of the most disgusting and inappropriate.
things they probably ever done and was completely unnecessary.
And again, I don't think they expected or may not even accept the negative response
it's had from so many people.
But that's the thing.
It was another thing like the thumb tax and all the other shit.
How were you in the stand?
Like Adam Page drinking swerves blood.
I mean, he's same two guys.
But how were you going to beat anyone by doing that?
Like I said, if the needle had had the propofal in it, need to shot him up and they pass
out, die whatever.
Okay.
At least there was a goddamn reason for it.
But now you're just going to,
before they outlawed them,
the circus side shows that were so much fun,
where you had the three-legged cow
and the bearded lady and the world's fattest man,
and then there's a human pen cushion.
Watch me.
I'm a freak.
I'm a geek.
I'm the lowest part of human society.
I'm on the circus side show tent,
sticking needles in myself.
But look at me.
That's the only, there was no,
a way to win by sticking the needle in. It's just like, look, I'm going to do a freaky thing.
And where are the police? And by the way, that's one of those logic things everyone always looked at.
There are certain things you could do on a wrestling show, but there are certain things that,
yeah, if that happened in real life, the cops would be called. Sometimes you get around it
because Steve Austin's over so, yeah, you could drive a truck into whatever he wants.
But still, there's a logic hole there. Moxley almost committed a murder.
Why weren't there police there at some point in the next 40 minutes after that match?
taking statements.
And then Adam Page,
I'm guessing,
unless Britt Baker,
you know,
can lend her license,
he doesn't have the ability
to just inject people
in their mouth without their consent.
Multiple crimes on multiple levels.
Plus arson.
Plus he's still on the streets
after lighting the guy's house on fire.
That's why I said at the top.
This show,
specifically the last two matches,
are the greatest examples
of Mark booking ever.
These are things I wouldn't have even done
with my GI Joe wrestling.
Federation as a kid.
Because it's ridiculous.
It's a step too far.
I'll burn your house down and then I'm going to inject you with a mystery object and crown you.
It'll be so bad the cameras won't show it.
AEW just keeps going down and they always want to pretend like everything's good and everything's
on the way up.
It just never gets better.
It gets worse and worse and worse.
And it's never going to get better because Tony can't book.
Tony without violating any indie.
clauses, you want to know why.
Stop to answer the phone whenever you'd call me five fucking years ago because I knew
how this was going to end up.
Because you're a mark and the people you employ are marks and the people you listen to
are marks.
And I have been vindicated in my decision to quit speaking to you about this goddamn absurd
bullshit.
That's why.
And I wish that more people in this business had a little goddamn principle to them and
some backbone, and if they'd have done the same thing, maybe you would have goddamn changed
your mind and not done this and left it to the potential that somebody with not only the money,
but the goddamn knowledge and the willingness to try to do a serious fucking job of this,
would have come along.
Because now, AEW is it.
the only
competitor, the only
challenger, the only even alternative
to the WWE
that most of us are going to get in our lifetimes
is this fucking
mess of bullshit because you didn't know what
you were doing and you couldn't
fund something
and get people who had experience
to fucking run it. You had to
take all this on yourself and your little
lollipop guild
of play friends
and
I'm sorry to say I saw it when I talked to you.
I heard it when I talked to you.
Because he talked to me like he talks on goddamn the microphone at these media scrums.
Because he foolishly believes he understands wrestling.
He doesn't understand he's a fringe-minded fan from the message boards.
Still hiding on the message boards.
So, I mean, that's the reality of it.
You could be a big fan, but this is all as good as Shad Khan's money.
And that's it.
And Tony can't book.
He's proven it time and time again.
He's incompetent as a booker.
And everything is great.
Everything's great.
Everything you're doing is great.
Everyone who comes out of that company says the same thing.
Everyone who works in that company who gets on the phone with people like me say the same thing.
Tony's the problem.
Well, now Tony was the problem.
But now they've grown so many other problems that you can't turn this around.
They can't.
It would take years to.
not only to retrain the audience to a sane, rational product,
but to retrain the wrestlers to be able to perform it.
And do you ever get a second chance after people may have tried for the last five years
to watch this shit and laughed at it and turned back over to the other network?
That's why the WWE is announcing an all-time record something every time you turn around.
Anyway, are we done here today?
That was AEW All Out 2024.
We'll see what happens next year, but...
But Brian, you know what we're out of?
What's that?
Time and patience.
Do you have any closing thoughts?
This is one of the worst pay-per-view events I've ever seen.
There are people saying it's one of the best
because they really like the Osprey match.
If you liked Jack Perry being 50-50 with Danielson for a long match
and then the Moxley stuff,
if you liked anything about the Swar Strickland Adam Page Cage match,
but specifically the grotesque shit they did at the end,
if you liked that Sasha Banks match,
if you thought the Young Bucks match was acceptable,
if you think any of this stuff was good beyond the Osprey match,
which was good but wasn't the all-time greatest,
the MJF match,
and I liked Willow versus, uh,
Willow versus Statlin.
That is who it was.
Yes.
This was an atrocious pay-per-view,
a bad card,
and really a scary,
bad sign of things to come
with the booking and creative in AEW.
They've lost the plot completely.
And this show is just
world-class bad.
I'll just go with an embarrassment to the profession of wrestling,
and I'm glad that I'm no longer involved in it
if this is the kind of thing that passes for fucking
wrestling in this day and age, and they can all kiss my fucking ass.
And by the way, Swerve, you are a complete fucking idiot.
And Paige, you're a big gaping vagina.
Do something about it.
And for everybody else,
thank you,
fuck you,
and bye-bye,
everybody.
