Jim Cornette Experience - Episode 565: Cero Miedo
Episode Date: January 17, 2025This week on the Experience, Jim reviews WWE Raw on Netflix, an atrocious match on AEW Collision, and Smackdown! Plus Jim talks about Penta's WWE debut, the sorry state of AEW, North Carolina jobbers,... and more! Also, Jim talks with Tony from Heritage Auctions about wrestling collectibles! Follow Jim and Brian on Twitter: @TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast Join Jim Cornette's College Of Wrestling Knowledge on Patreon to access the archives & more! https://www.patreon.com/Cornette Subscribe to the Official Jim Cornette channel on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/c/OfficialJimCornette Visit Jim's official site at www.JimCornette.com for merch, live dates, commentaries and more! You can listen to Brian on the 6:05 Superpodcast at 605pod.com or wherever you find your favorite podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Like the midnight and the rock and roll.
He's in a fight for wrestling soul using a racket and some mind control.
He's Jim Cornett.
The keys to the future.
Here by Hornet.
He's making major motion pictures and AEW is making sitcoms, baby.
Smackdown, raw, classic wrestling, memorabilia, and various tomfoolery, all of that.
Right here today on this program and joining me,
Hawaiian Brian the podcasting Lion
the king of the Arcadian Vanguard podcast network
Mr. Co-host to you
the only person who's not
declared for the 2025
Royal Rumble, the great Brian Last
everybody.
Oh-ha Jim!
And hello to the Legion of Last.
It's a pleasure to be here once again
for another fun week.
You know what? Wrestling was fun this week.
I have a lot of excitement to hear
what you're going to say about things.
A lot of anticipation, baby.
It's making me.
weight. It's keeping me waiting.
You know what I just found out about you
and I'm going to reveal to the world, Brian,
last. I'm going to, I'm going to
open you up right here for all to see.
You are a germaphobe.
People say I was a germaphobe or am a germaphobe.
You are a germaphobe. You got orange rot
on you and had to take the rotten
carcass of the sumo
orange out, completely
out of your office and wash your hand
before you could continue.
Doesn't make someone a germaphobe?
Well, you've got something against the oranges or the sumos.
It makes you a tattletail.
It doesn't make me a germaphobe.
Well, you saw, oh, this is horrible.
Oh, teacher.
It's like he's doing something over here.
Stephen King, Jordian creep show or what it's growing on me.
No, I had a sumo orange.
It's the time of year.
They're in season.
The time of year for an origin season, we're encased in a block of ice.
In sumo orange, uh, speak.
In the calendar of the sumo oranges, this is prime sumo orange season.
And it wasn't good, apparently.
My thumb went into it.
Yeah.
I didn't care about the germ.
I wasn't worried about the germs I was going to catch from the orange, the sumo orange.
What was the sudden urgency?
To rinse off my thumb, to wash my thumb and get the...
And I don't want to stare at the fucking orange that I know it's bad now that I can't eat.
That my thumb just went through.
God damn insects pouring out of it.
You don't know what's in the middle of that there.
Back in my day, we just kicked it over in the corner and went on about our business.
And we liked it.
See, if I was a heel, I would, like, do my business and then run out.
I wouldn't be able to, like, stand there and just watch for a while.
I'd be like, you know, I got to go.
Or they got to go.
Someone's got to go.
Apparently, somebody already went.
If you did your business, what in the world are you talking about?
Well, this is your show.
All right, well, I went to the doctor today.
I'll have you know.
I'm going to piss some people off again as I do once a year.
apparently there's I continue to baffle science there's nothing wrong with me by the blood test results still have to come back but I believe my cholesterol who knows you know anything could happen but I'm 190 pounds my blood pressure was 125 over 80 and he looked into a couple of my orifices not even any of the major ones and said apparently you're you're all right
but I almost got pneumonia to get over there
because it's still freezing fucking weather here.
But I try to monitor these things,
and I'm having all the goddamn vaccinations
that is available to me
before you have to go to Mexico or Canada
to get fucking polio vaccination for fuck sake.
Like all responsible citizens should.
Not all at the same time.
That might be a little
a little burdensome, but I've got my list that I need to have checked off.
I keep up to date with these things.
And I'm going to be around to make a lot of people miserable for quite some time to come.
That's a good way to look at it.
That's well, I've got goals.
I've got goals.
There's some people that need some goddamn misery in their lives.
I need to supply it.
I need to be around.
Even just to laugh at their, what do they call that?
Sahara Zahezzanfreude?
I don't know.
When you take pleasure
in other people's misfortune?
Shahanahu, Shahanifruid.
What is that word?
McMahonism.
No, come on now.
I don't think Vince ever took pleasure in anything.
Well, I guess now we find out he did, but...
Yeah.
Schoherazade.
All right.
All right.
Well, I mentioned it still cold.
Where's your dictionary?
Come on.
Mr. Oh, let me look it up.
I have the old heritage, the old world dictionary, the old English dictionary, whatever it is.
This is the American Heritage Dictionary, and it's a German word.
So how would I, you know, spell that word that I was trying to say?
Say that word that you were trying to say.
Boyden Freud.
Uh, R.S. Sigmund Freud, whatever the, well, I've got the American Heritage Dictionary, not the German Heritage Dictionary.
And the weather's still cold.
I mentioned that.
But there's another, I need to update on something that we talked about on one of these programs.
Right after the holiday.
Remember I told you about a Christmas Carol gone wrong?
Was the funniest ship from the BBC.
The Brits over there across the pond are just on the cutting edge of humor.
This fucking show was hilarious, right?
It broadcasts over here on PBS for whatever reason.
they've got a series now
the goes wrong show
if you look it up on
I don't know if whatever one of the streaming things is
that Stacy found it on on stream
they have a whole where they do a play per episode
and it goes horribly wrong
and we watched the first episode of the first season
and my stomach hurt
by the time I was finished with it
could have had something to do with the fucking greasy cheeseburger's egg but no it was from laughing
i'm just i'm making a joke there but you got to watch this show brian have you watched any of
these shows that i've talked to you about yet uh what oh yeah all the time the treasure from
the kitchen treasure from it's kitchen nightmares or the the curse of oak island one of those in there
Oh, they caused me to curse like crazy.
They're great.
Well, you're missing a lot of entertainment.
Also, here's another update.
Jesse Barr.
We said one of the first people I ever managed, Sandy Barr's son.
Art Barr's brother, Barr family wrestling.
He went into the insurance business.
I have it from a responsible source or a responsible South, no source.
Out there in the Northwest, he went into the insurance business.
I know a responsible souse.
The very responsible souse out there.
All righty, I just wanted to clear that up.
And also, Chris, from wherever I don't know, send us an email.
It is very nice to both of us, Brian.
It is a very nice email about how we seriously, the podcast here, changed his life.
and then it just proved that the podcast, if you're listening to us now, folks, it's good for you.
He met somebody that he lived nearby and it was a cult member on the Instagram or one of those grams.
And they went to a local show.
The guy told him about his company, hiring salespeople.
He got the job.
He's now making six figures.
a year. Boom goes the dynamite. But not only that. Not only that, ladies and gentlemen,
because a couple of years later, he meets a girl, and for Valentine's Day, she got him
one of my cameos. That, yes, I got to do some more of those one day, but I could pop the corn too.
but when she did that
he realized that she was the one for him
you're the one that I want you are the one for
he he he honey
and they they
boom
that's it boom they're together
they got the home
and I won't mention where
well he does say where but I won't mention it now
I don't want to
embarrass his lovely, significant other.
But he says, I've never been happier.
So we got him the girl and the job just from listening to us.
There you go.
The singing may negate all of that.
I want to sing at their, like, their weddings, anniversaries, things and such of that nature.
What are you going to sing?
That song?
I say, you're the one and I want.
You are the one for me.
Sounds like Olivia neutered.
jump hey hold on wait a minute that was great all right
i got to tell you about before we get on to the to the wrestling we're going to talk about some
classic wrestling today and we're going to talk about some fucking fucked up wrestling today here
in a second but i've been teasing brian that i was going to have the details on the big sale for
February at Cornett's collectibles at Jimcornaut.com.
The time has arrived.
And what do you think of when you think of the month of February?
Brian, what's the first thing it pops up into your mind?
Spring trainings right around the corner.
What about more like the middle of the month,
like right in the middle of the month,
the February 14th, what's the first thing that pops into your mind?
The 15th, got to pay my bills.
Well, I'm sure your wife is pleased,
but it's Valentine's Day.
It's a day of love.
It's a day where people get people things
that when they love them to show them how much they love them,
love, love, love is in the air.
And so therefore, for the whole month of February,
from the first through the 28th,
you can get your hands on heavenly bodies
and you can ride the Midnight Express.
Because all of the tag team sets,
the Eaton and Lane, Eaton, Eton, and Condry,
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because it's
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by if you're a female,
then you need to get
your sweetie
of a bunch of men's figures
and tights.
It's only right.
There's somehow, you know,
that that works in there somewhere.
And Brian, I'll have you know also
that if you buy any tag team set
then you can get any of the remaining in stock Jim Cornett variants for half price,
which I believe is going to come down to the final variant of Man in White,
the pink and black breast cancer,
and we potentially have some left of the commentator playset.
I'm doing that off top of my head.
But nevertheless, any Jim Cornett variant for half price, only 2495,
when you buy a tag team set that's already $20 off.
So you're saving some money there, some big bucks.
And if you spend $50 or more,
you're going to get a free two-hour DVD of classic 70s and 80s wrestling
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Oh, there you go.
That's cool.
Well, see, there you go.
I'm saving even more money.
Because you would normally not even be able to buy that in stores now.
Most stores I went to, they said, get the fuck out of here with that.
But anyway, that's all during February.
And if you're a customer of Cornett's collectibles,
or if you've signed up with your email address at the bottom of the homepage at Jimcornaut.com,
then you will get the email information on exactly what I just said there,
so you don't have to fucking take notes when you're listening to the program.
Somebody might have their hands full.
people are listening to us and doing other things
I don't know what that could be
what are you doing other things over here
Jimcordet.com Jimcornet.com
You're doing it could be
there people are driving or people are working at their desk
or people are washing fucking dishes
I don't know what they're doing but they're listening to us
that's why we don't do video
instead of just seeing our fucking hang dog faces
standing there for three hours
because we're doing other things
We're doing other things.
I got another email here.
Oh, no.
Hold on, I'm going to take a drink.
It's a long one, but it may be worth it.
Swig a strike for the working, man.
Well, remember, I said on, I think it was the first show we saw coming back from our holiday break, AEW,
they put Bobby Lashley against two job guys, handicapped match.
Do you remember this?
Oh, yeah, you went nuts about one of the guys.
They were both smaller guys.
You really, really didn't like the guy who was doing.
doing the comedic stuff.
Well, because not only, they both looked like fucking shit,
but at least the other guy, you know,
I mean, that was mother nature.
He couldn't do anything about that,
but he wasn't actively being unprofessional.
But this other fucking goof,
not only it looked like shit,
but was being unprofessional.
But anyway, I got an email here
from someone whose name I will not mention
and just in case he doesn't want it out there,
but apparently he speaks for a number of people.
He says, Dear Jim, my name is Miro.
Oh, quit now.
No, this is not from Bulgaria.
Dear Jim, because see the Bulgarian emails have at bulgaria.com.
Behind them.
Anyway, dear Jim, your absolute verbal evisceration of the, quote,
fat, slobby, pissy-looking asshole, floating deflated truck stop novelty condom
was well received by many of the indie workers in the Carolinas.
The man for which you so eloquently buried is a local wrestler named Rob Kiljoy,
who once teamed with another local worker named Lance Lude calling themselves the ugly ducks,
which was a playoff both the mighty ducks and slapshots the Hansons,
like the Dudley Boys prior, but really just a low-rent rip-off of an already-worked gimmick
executed poorly.
What's Lance L-E-W-D, or is it L-E?
No, it's L-U-D-E.
Oh, as in L-U-D-E.
Oh, as in L-U-D-S, okay.
Yes, apparently he was the exciting one of the team.
But yeah, he says,
Lude being the only talented member of the duo
with an actual physique eventually left Rob
to flounder in obscurity
and walked away from wrestling entirely,
leaving Rob for almost a decade since
to continue on with the same shtick
of pigeon waddling to the ring
in a duck sculpted hockey mask
what?
Yelling quack repeatedly
running through endless high spots
selling absolutely nothing
and usually going way over his allotted time
by about five to ten minutes
when Rob isn't doing no-sell car crash marathons
he can be found smoking marijuana in the parking lot
chastising other indie guys work
like he's a wrestling savant,
stuffing his gear bag with as many
free food items as he can get his
hands on or training
unknowing and impressionable
want to be wrestlers in small Carolina
towns like Chester.
Rob's training consists
of whatever he just watched on pro wrestling
gorilla that day with the fundamental
scoffed at.
Physical training or working out
is discouraged as a waste of time
with important
being placed on how many Canadian destroyer spots a guy can perform.
When Rob isn't believing he is wrestling's Messiah,
he can be found stocking the shelves and reorganizing merchandise
at a dollar tree outside of, yep, you called it Hendersonville, North Carolina.
Did you call that? I don't remember. Did you call that?
I think, weren't they in Asheville? And I said, they got some local goofs from fucking
Hendersonville. Did I say that? I can't.
But you may have.
Andersonville is about 20 miles down high 26.
Oh, boy.
Hmm.
Well, anyway, so now that we've established what kind of extras they bring on for the program,
let's talk about the professionals they're using on the program.
And this wouldn't even have been a thing because nobody watches collision.
on Saturday nights.
We've established that, except,
again, there was a sequence that was so stunning to behold
that people clipped it and put it up on Twitter and like,
what the fuck?
And I saw this thing, and I even wrote,
I said, can someone with the pro wrestling experience tell me what was supposed to be
going on here?
And there's been a lot of debate about it,
but it was the match between poor Dax Harwood,
and Chris Jericho on collision for what was Saturday night, the 11th or so?
Yes, it was.
I'll answer that for you.
It was a week after January 4th.
And that's a red letter day.
But you saw this.
Did you see the match or you saw the clip or what did you see here?
I saw the clip once you retweeted it.
and I said, oh, we're absolutely going to have to review this.
So let me watch Collision because I had it on DVR.
And I watched the majority of Collision.
I skipped Shabbata versus Garcia.
Oh.
Because there was just no way I was watching that fucking match.
But I saw most of the rest of it.
Well, okay.
Big Bill got choked out.
Big Bill, seven feet tall, whatever he is,
all jacked up like he's about to sign with WWE.
Got choked out by Edge.
Because, you know, Moxley chokes people out.
So now the cope has to choke people out to show that he could do it too, like the kids.
Big Bad Bill.
Every morning at the set you could see him arrive.
He had a glazed over look at his eyes because he knew he was going to get choked out.
Big Bad Bill.
Big Bill.
Thank you, Rhythm Section.
Who was Tennessee Ernie Ford's backup guys?
He at one point had a combo behind him.
and nevertheless,
Chris Jericho and Dax Harwood,
I watched the whole match after I got a taste of the finish.
And then we're going to talk about the controversy that ensued
afterwards when everybody's starting to, all right.
So they started the match with the old deal
where they grab a collar and elbow tie up
as the commentators you say, the referees hold.
and you've seen the guys where they struggle around the ring
and then somebody, they'll fall through the ropes
and never let go of the fucking collar and elbow
and they're on the ground and boy, it looks like two bulls struggling.
So this is the way they're going to start this match out.
And the problem was they had one bull
and they had one swayback mule
because Jericho lost the goddamn collar and elbow
and just fell head first out around the top of Dax.
And then they locked down.
up again and went all around ringside.
And there was an old lady that looked like she ought
have been in a wrestling crowd in 1980.
She was in the front row and she was laughing at them.
Did you said the camera shot where they're locked up
at the front row and bullying around on the railing
and everybody's just laughing at them?
And it's not just them too.
It's this crowd now just comes to laugh at these people.
don't they if there was two two hundred and something pound guys
that had some aura of we mean this
jerking each other around a foot away from you and you're a 55 year old woman from a
trailer park wouldn't you sit your ass back down in the fucking seat
just at least to get away
you would think so but it takes two days have you ever been a 55 year old woman
from a trailer park only a few times in my life
but you know the thing is dax you know whatever
we want to say about the booking of them and everything else,
he acts serious out there. If you have Jericho, whose entire
gimmick is that he's a gimmick,
why should you treat anything he does right in front of you seriously?
And that's the thing is
he's trying to do this shit, is Chris.
But Dax gives him a dragon screw, and Jericho fell
way over the top of, I don't know what the fuck was going on.
And they did the deal where...
He heard dragon screw, he started.
looking for the bar.
That was in catering.
And they did the deal where
Dax is going to nut Jericho on the ring post,
pulling his legs, and Jericho's supposed to pull his legs up,
and Dax would be posted.
But Jericho, the leg pull,
Dax just had to run into it himself.
And they were in quicksand.
And again, Dax is trying here.
but god damn at one point i was
the the break spot was jericho doing a hurricane ron off the top rope
but if you watch the picture and picture he then had to stand and wave at everybody
with that stupid high guys for 45 seconds it reminded me when i saw roger waters do the wall
he was fucking 70 whatever and he had to go back behind the wall and breathe
and then he'd come back out and he'd just walk from one from the middle of
of the stage to one side and slowly
raise his arms while the other guys
are playing. And then he'd
walk over to the other side and slowly raise his
arms while the other guys are playing it. That's how
he got through the fucking thing, right?
Jericho's
Roger Waters in the commercial break.
So then
and I'm pretty sure I know
who called this because
at one point
Dax fired up on
Jericho, bum, pickled him,
bang, bang, and grabbed his arm and
shot him off and took a shoulder tackle.
Dax didn't call that.
It had to be Jericho calling that.
You would learn that in wrestling school.
You don't fucking take a shoulder tackle.
When you shoot the guy off, you're in control.
So Dax kind of stutter stepped like he'd look down for a minute
because he had to, but that doesn't make any fucking sense.
So anyway, then.
Why would Jericho call it?
because I think he's just lost.
I don't know what to fuck, why he's doing any of this shit.
But you would think as technically perfect as Dax and Cash are with tag team rules
and the blind tags and the,
the intricate double team maneuver,
he's not going to fucking shoot a guy off and stand there and take a shoulder tackle.
The fuck.
We've stopped workouts in OVW for that.
Even that Jericho tries to do the lion's salt.
he landed thankfully hands first but followed by his face
and in his dick landed in Dax's face
and the fans went ooh like not like oh what a move
like somebody got hurt we can't really tell who
and then again there's supposed to be a double-leg kickoff for Dax to go into the post
and Dax had to look like he was shot out of a cannon from
and then
they got to do the superplex, right?
For whatever reason.
No, they didn't have to, and they had it out, and they still didn't have to.
Well, they still, yes.
Jericho goes to the top.
Dax stops him.
He's going to hook him up for the superplex.
Jericho's trying to climb up on top.
His foot slips off the turnbuckle, and he drops back down to the bottom rope.
So right there, they could have fought into something.
He could have pushed Dax off, boom, gone for a fucking elbow miss, whatever the fuck, right?
Instead, Dax is just like, oh, here, Chris, let me help you.
Chris is like, okay, steady me while I climb up here.
And then a big superplex.
And at that point, I thought Jericho looks like a bloated Greg Allman.
It's just, instead of changing his gimmick all the time, just get a full body suit at this point.
Or get share.
one of the other.
Or play the beacon.
Just one of the other.
Just one of those things.
I think he'll get share
before he'll play the beacon.
Anyway, then they traded a bunch of chops
and then here...
First, they set the finish up
in a way that buried the match
to begin with and was a distraction
for the fans rather than an enhancement.
It wasn't a flavor enhancer.
It was a fucking sour pickle.
Jericho gets the belt.
But Dax, it rolls out on the floor
and stops him.
and they drop the belt on the apron of the ring.
And the referee's in the ring,
allegedly counting, but leaves the belt there.
Jericho then kicks Dax into the steps
and gives him the code breaker on the floor,
which I swear to God,
I don't think, people don't get that
because it looks like Jericho's knocking the fuck out of himself
and barely touching the guy.
You know the code breaker,
where he jumps up and he pulls the guy,
down onto his knee as he takes a flat back bump.
Yeah.
So on the, on the fucking floor, wouldn't that hurt you?
Be more destructive.
Okay.
But anyway, he gives Dax that.
And then Jericho rolls in the ring and the referee's still ignoring the belt.
It's just sitting there on the apron.
And he's counting and Dax beats the count at nine.
And they start wrestling again where Dax gets the sharpshooter.
And Jericho gets the ropes.
The belt is still there.
the referee's done nothing.
Now Jericho
and meanwhile people are thinking
well something's got to happen
with that fucking belt
or just they're seeing the belt
in the arena looking down
even if you're not seeing it on television
all the people in the arena
that are your audience
that you're trying to get the reaction out of
are now they know
something's up with his fucking belt.
And then
Jericho goes over and gets the belt
as the referee is somehow
admonishing Dax, and Dax has his back turns.
So Dax turns toward Jericho with the belt.
The referee is behind Dax.
Jericho swings the belt Dax Ducks,
but so does the goddamn referee,
even though the belt would have to be 12 feet long
to have hit him from where
the instigator of the swing was good,
but it was like a double duck spot.
Okay.
So then after Dax and the referee duck,
Dax snatches Jericho and gives him the belly to back
suplex, the big boom, Greco-Roman backdrop type of thing
that Luthez used to use.
And Jericho had the belt in his hand,
so when Jericho lands, he drops the belt next to him.
Now, the referee had no reason.
not to see this belt flying out of Jericho's hands when he was way up in the air or when he landed.
What did he think a fucking filling fell out of his tooth?
I don't know what.
But the belt flies down and then.
He's known for losing belts.
He's known for losing belts, unlike Michael's.
But then Jericho looks over and sees the belt laying there and shoves it further away from him.
like he's trying to get rid of this evidence
making an attempt so the referee wouldn't see it, right?
Okay.
So then meanwhile,
Dax is going to the top rope
in the corner across the fucking ring.
To do what?
Well, we're going to find out in a minute,
maybe the concept,
the theory of the thing,
because while he's gone all the way
over to this other corner
instead of the corner that Jericho's kind of laying
front of, the referee
now has looked down at Jericho
laying there and Jericho's
turtled up at him
on his back and trying to tell him something
I think and it looks like Jericho
just reaches up and
tries to poke him in the eye.
But since it was a hard camera shot
you really couldn't see what the fuck was going on
but the announcers were saying I believe
Jericho may have poked a referee in the eye.
But to referee
Bryce Rimsberg
Instead of
He refereed the invisible man one time
So somebody should gouge his eyes out
He when he takes the poke
From him being bent over
He immediately
More or runs forward and
Not dives out
But just leans over the second rope
And it's like somebody threw acid in his fucking face
And he's over there
Well now Dax
Is gonna come off the top rope now
we've figured out, because he's got to the top
right as the referee looks like he's puking
out on the floor.
And Jericho now reaches
and grabs the belt that he just
fucking shoved away from himself
and is trying to pull it
toward him as Dax comes off with a
diving headbutt.
But I mean, this could be
analyzed like the Zeprooter film,
but Dax, I think, gave him
the diving headbutt and Jericho
the belt was laying on the other side of Dax.
and if Jericho was trying to pull the belt on top of him,
so Dax would headbutt the bed, it didn't make it.
And Dax turned, after he landed the diving headbutt on Jericho,
turned over and looked like he may have said,
fuck.
And then he immediately stood up.
And he walked, oh, it turned his back on Jericho to go check on the referee
who was still selling his eye, leaned over the rope.
Jericho then picks the belt up again.
and Dax, after Dax sees for two seconds
that the referee is still blind
and potentially his eyeballs are hanging out
because the guy hadn't let go of his face
he turned around to go back to Jericho
and Jericho hit him over the head with the title belt
and Dax took the bump
and then Jericho dropped the belt and he fell down
and the referee is still leaning through the ropes
with his back turned
and the crowd is not only booing by this,
it's hoot booing.
It's the, like, boo, no, this is rotten.
And...
Yeah, it sounds a lot more fluid than it was, as you describe it.
No, it was what, the finish?
It was much less fluid than I described it.
And then the referee turns around,
and Jericho is crawling over to,
if he threw the belt out,
I don't know why I had to take a bump,
obviously did something to the motherfucker.
It's been five minutes since the referee turned around.
Referee drops down and counts.
Jericho's got him covered.
One, two.
And Dax kicks out.
All of that, that wasn't even the fucking finish.
That was the funniest part of the whole thing.
I laughed when he kicked out.
And then they both stood up on opposite sides of the ring,
and Dax stood there while Jericho trotted at him,
turned his back on him, spun around,
and hit the Judas elbow and covered him one, two, three.
You see the bump he took off the Judas?
Yes, it was like the fucking one of the other disciples.
Just get me out of here.
That was the finish?
And the other thing wasn't the finish?
None of them.
What the fuck was the finish?
It was supposed to be before they did what they did with the finish.
If you're a referee and the finish is screwed up
and you're supposed to be hit with the belt,
or the next thing be raked my eyes so I can't see?
Well, no, but he wasn't supposed to be hit with the belt
because he ducked too.
But the question is,
when then Dax got Jericho,
who had spun his back when he swung it,
got Jericho in the belly to back,
was Jericho supposed to hit Dax with the belt
when he was up in the air on the head
because that's an old finish that heels would do
with like a chain or brass knucks
or not a goddamn belt
because you can't maneuver those heavy things like that
and he fumbled it
and the referee was then after he ducked
he was going to not see that
and that was the false finish
or was it
just focusing on that though ignores
that Jericho did not look good
throughout the whole match
well no because there's more
there's more of what ifs now
but then if that's the case
then they had to
when they land
if Jericho felt like he had accomplished it,
he would shove the belt farther away from him.
But if he felt like he hadn't,
he would still need it somehow.
But yet, why would Dax be going across the other side of the ring
to do a diving headbutt unless he thought he was going to diving headbutt the belt,
which Jericho then had to poke the referee in the eye.
I don't know.
It was like a series of things happening.
you couldn't figure out what anything was
and then another thing would happen.
Like, whoa, where did he come from?
Oh, he just landed there.
I guess that was a headbut.
Oh, and by the way, then Big Bill and Brian Keith came in
and started kicking shit out of Dax and Edge and Cash came in
and my DVR froze in the nick of time.
But that particular match
apparently already had enough heat on its own
on the social interwebs that everybody
he was clipping that and talking about what the fuck
and then it blew up even further from there
because of Tony Kahn tweeting
well that match
the clip immediately went out
and people were all talking about how embarrassing it was
I think Jericho may have trended at one point
the next day
as people were still freshly thinking and talking about that
and quite frankly as AEW fans are feeling disappointed
It's not just the Jim Cornett listeners or the AEW fans who also listen to Cornette.
It's AEW fans as a whole are not happy with the direction of the company.
They have gotten to a point where they are finally starting to look at Tony and realize that
Tony may be a problem, that maybe there's a tone deafness coming from AEW's owner.
and in the midst of all of these issues
and it's not just a Jericho Dax match
it's the Death Riders
it's cope
just cope
it's a whole number of things happening
Tony Kahn issued a tweet
this was
January 12th 2025
420 p.m
no
well at least on the East Coast
I don't know
where it was wherever he was. I don't know where he was. I don't know if he knows where he was.
This Saturday, January 18th, 8 p.m. Eastern time, 7 p.m. Central on TNT and Max. Saturday,
A.W. Collision. John Moxley. Wheeler Yuda. Claudia O. Castignoli. Chris Jericho, Big Bill,
and Brian Keefe
versus powerhouse Hobbs,
the Outrunners,
FTR, and Cope
maximum carnage
comes to collision
this Saturday.
Maximum carnage or maximum damage?
Maximum carnage, because every fucking regular TV show
needs a nickname now at this point in time.
I thought, how could I do the maximum damage to my program?
Oh, this is.
match. This match has angered the AEW fan base to no end because again, who here is right now
working for that fan base? None of this is they hate the Jericho stuff. They hate the Moxley
stuff. Cope hasn't really lit the world on fire. We'll see what happens with Hobbs this week,
but the feedback was incredibly negative. Why don't we...
You know, here's this reminds me of when you...
You may have been young or may just luckily have not been present,
but do you remember hearing about the boxing match
that Dennis Corluzzo had with Tommy Fierro?
Oh, I was around, but I didn't go to that show.
Well, there you, well, you dodged a bullet there because...
Yeah, no.
That's why when people ask me,
what's the worst thing I ever saw in one of Dennis's shows,
I could still say Tommy Fierro and the Iron Sheik doing a macarena contest
because I didn't see that.
Well, Dennis asked me afterwards, said,
what did you think of it, James?
said, Dennis, that's the worst thing I've ever seen,
but I only been watching wrestling for 30 years.
And I didn't follow it with,
let's bring it back next week and make it a 12-man tag.
One of the, I mean, my God, you know,
that's the kind of match you come back and apologize to each other for.
One side needed to apologize more than the other,
but, you know, it needs to be a mutual thing.
Keep some civility.
but you don't bring it back
with 10 more fucking people in the middle of it
try to forget that it ever happened
did they put that on their
do they have a YouTube channel
yes they do
did they put that thing unedited
on their YouTube channel at finish I wonder
oh I have not gone back and checked
that on somebody ought to look
and see if they've done any fucking creative
tweaking with that if you saw a tweaking
being an operative word if you saw
the live version
but it will continue on with your dissertation.
Well, again, and we have feedback here,
because I think it gives an example of the AEW fan base
turning on Tony because they're fed up with this nonsense.
But Moxley and his crew's whole credo
is we have to like burn it down and rebuild it.
You're all too soft.
You have to murder people until I don't know what exactly they're trying to do,
actually, the boer horseman.
But if that's their thing,
why are they teaming up with Jericho in the Learning Tree?
because his object is the same thing
to bore the fuck out of us.
Well, here's some of the feedback.
Yeah, that is, that is kind of like
the goddamn space aliens
coming down and teaming up with the Russians
against, you know, whatever.
It doesn't really add up, does it?
The NWO are here, and they're teaming up
with the dungeon of doom.
No, it doesn't work at all.
Here's some of the feedback directly under this.
Storyline has gone off the rails, man,
people not liking it and it doesn't even make sense anymore,
might be time to reevaluate direction.
Ooh.
Wow, you only have two of the guys who have been on every promotional AEW thing since forever.
It was the Bucks, Moxley, Omega, Jericho, and Cody.
This is like playing Pokemon and having all bullshit cards.
I don't even, I don't even know how to play Pokemon, but it sounds pretty fucking dire to me.
I like that.
For once, can you listen to your fans and not think every...
idea you have is gold, Tony
con? That's a pretty
accurate one there.
What is this shit?
What the fuck?
What is that mine? Tony, why are you
doing this? Maximum
carnage with the minimal attendance.
Nice job, Tony.
The comments speak for
themselves. What if
the death riders beat the learning tree before
the match and introduce three new
members? Anything could happen.
Let's wait till Saturday. See, there's a
Pro AEW slant on it.
Booker of the year. Keep up the good work, Tony.
Y'all got Osprey, Okada, Omega, Takesha,
and you got the world title on Moxley?
Fantastic booking.
It feels good to be elite.
AEW. Good. WW Bad.
How to book the Nobody's Watching Collision
throw everybody into the show.
Jericho and Moxley on the same team is wild given their history,
and it just goes on and on from
there. Tony Con trended because of this.
He's getting killed by his fans. The Observer Board, I went because someone told me I had to see
some of the feedback. They've turned on Tony too. They're not ready to acknowledge yet that
we've been right all along. We're still mean or whatever. But they realize now that all
these problems are centered around Tony. It's like we said, the TV deal happened, the TV deal.
The Media Rights deal, which it's going to be a rude awakening when it doesn't produce any numbers for Max, but we'll get there.
But ever since then, the pom-poms went down.
There was no real goalpost anymore.
Now it's just existing, floating through space endlessly.
Just where will it end up?
Who knows?
Tony will keep funding it so he can keep doing it.
And the recognition that Tony's at the top and he's not going to.
going to step down. I think it's finally starting to set in for a lot of people.
No one really seems to be happy with the direction of AEW right now except for Tony
Khan. What are your thoughts? Just think about this. It's been five years now. This has been
his best shit. Think about every booker, whether you burn out or you do it forever,
but you don't, but you're after the first five years of the same thing,
the same people, same place, whatever, that's your best shit.
And, you know, now we're, and he doesn't have the, the roster,
the cast that he used to have.
And he's signed every big whoop-de-do name that he can get.
And now we're down to, they're making, you know, a big deal when he signs a Japanese
indie girl.
so I don't see what we said this kind of shit how long is he going to take before the fucking bloom is off the rows of you know all we've got to support these people because they're the common people doing the common people's good he's the devil doing the devil's business yeah he's a rich fucking guy that thought that he was smarter than everybody else and that's what I heard I'm
you know, he's still a nice guy.
But he thought that he was a brilliant, genius wrestling savant,
and that's what I heard, and I've heard a bunch of those.
And the problem is, the only ones I've heard that thought they were wrestling savants
are ones that weren't.
So, but anyway, and now he's just a 12-man tag for Saturday night.
Let's see what fucking happens.
that's what the thought is that's coming down to this
and like I said before someone told me I should check out some of the discourse on the observer board
because like I always say is the problem
Dave Meltzer still won't come out and just say Tony can't book
now the argument is booking doesn't matter
any thoughts on that initial thought when you say
oh he's a bad booker he's a good booker none of that matter
the booking doesn't matter.
Look here, you can take
world-class musicians
and just throw them on a stage
and give them some instruments
and they can come up with a show.
But you can't just goddamn take
30 fucking wrestlers
and go out to, well, do whatever the fuck you want
and have anything but gibberish.
So, of course, the booking matters,
as we've seen because
say what you want, the
WWE was going to do
most of what
the WWE has done
but that doesn't mean
that Tony needed to really, at the
same time, the AEW business
needed to start sucking so bad
or that
if things had been done differently from the start
one wonders would Cody have left
and that would have done
Cody a disservice
and the
WWE as well.
But it's,
no, you have
to be able to take
the talent that is available
to you that you have compiled, put together
and interweave
them and make them intermingle
in exciting
and intriguing ways, which
we're seeing in the WWE right now
with the Royal Rumble thing and
this game of
jostling for the top
instead of a bunch of
guys who are hot shots because they've got an indie reputation, they get signed, they don't
know what to do, and the other guy doesn't know what to do with them.
And then they just do shit to make themselves look stupid to the average person until they
become one of the boys.
That's part of the, a big part of that is fucking booking.
Do you sign a dozen actors from Hollywood?
and just put them in a fucking room and say have a conversation
or do you have to write shit for them to say
you know I got movie making experience
we're going to be talking about that here upcoming
for example from Dave's own board
where the people are starting to turn on him because he won't come out
and say Tony everything is something other than Tony's booking
WWE is hot
the media perception
all these things
it's never just Tony's not good at them
The show is a mess.
The matches that Dave says are so great.
He's constantly saying, well, there's so many great matches these days.
No, there's not.
There's loud singers.
If you're not, if you're tone deaf, but you like loud,
there's loud singers, but there's not very many artists.
And that's the, there's not a lot of great matches.
There's a lot of fucking moves being performed
and guys fucking trying to kill each other.
But we have almost a dearth of great matches,
which is why they stand out.
But no, the matches on AEW television
are not overwhelmingly great.
Neither are they on WWE television.
But on the WWE television, we understand why they're fighting,
whose side we're supposed to be on,
or what the issue is,
or possibly even sometimes now we're torn down the middle,
but we give a shit
because it's not fucking stupid
Dave was asked
why do you refuse to acknowledge
the importance of good booking
and his answer
because it's so much less important
than people make it out to be
if AEW hired the best
booker in the world tomorrow
at best
they'd be slightly ahead of where they are
not all
but most perceived AEW booking flaws
exist the same
in WWE.
Oh, geez.
Guys switch from face to heel, sometimes on the same show.
Angles start and or drop before any conclusion.
Matches are decided on in the last few days leaving shows day of with few bouts advertised.
Has somebody told him that Vince is gone?
No contenders made and constant battle royals.
Four ways and tournaments to create contenders,
because the booking hasn't been done long term to do.
do so.
AEW is micro-analyzed.
Every week on WWE,
I see things that people
would kill AEW over
that they do.
Plus, WWE has far
worse finishes.
In the end, it doesn't matter.
You know, I can't even say I agree with that,
really, because there's so many rotten
finishes on both sides, but go ahead.
In the end, it doesn't matter.
The reason for the gap is that the perception
that WWE is the major league,
that Tony can't book,
that somehow the great matches
are a bad thing.
You switch bookers tomorrow
and the situation becomes the same.
Paul becomes the traitor
and every flaw would be magnified
and it would be popped up
by the WWE and Haman or whatever.
Or propped up, excuse me.
Popted.
Propped up.
Hayman's not doing poppers, ladies and gentlemen.
It'll be propped up by W.W.E. and Haman or whatever.
So again, the argument
it can never just be a bet Tony specifically.
If you switch roles, WWE would do this.
WVE has done this.
WWE is currently this,
as opposed to
Tony's dropped the ball.
Well, but besides that,
and I agree with him about one thing
if they hired the best Booker in the world tomorrow,
they'd still maybe be slightly better off
because after five years,
who about if you run a China shop?
And you've hired the manager,
and the manager spends five years inside with a sledgehammer,
just beating a shit out of stuff, right?
And then you say, well, let's hire the best china shop manager in the world.
He walks into goddamn chaos.
What, how is he going to do anything?
Tony's dug the hole now created the perception of,
remember I say you don't get a second chance to make a first impression,
but sometimes first impressions take a while to make.
But he's created the perception of what,
they're doing and that people are
yawning now and or laughing
and or what the fuck is this and
the backstage drama
and nobody likes each other
either that or they're all friends.
What is one of the other either?
They're all friends and everybody's friend and relative
gets a job or they don't like each other
and they're fucking punching each other backstage
and Tony's dropped the ball on everything.
The football fans hate his football team.
Soccer fans hate his soccer team.
and but again we're talking about booking and if you just look at people
and he decided to focus on the elevator had more interesting from the start if he had
this is the the flavor of AEW not just we're going to have random great hold
up random great oh wait a minute hit the wrong button random great matches then instead
if he'd have made the most of the people he had,
as they have done in the WWE with the individual personalities,
instead of concentrating on putting everybody through a goddamn table
and just making it over in flame throwers and fucking whatever,
then he would be better off than he is now.
But now, if somebody, you know, the Titanic,
it hit the iceberg a couple hours ago,
it's about halfway sunk, bring on a new captain.
what are they going to do
help the old ladies to the
fucking lifeboats
and in terms of like you said before
a booker's lifespan
the best bookers burned out
and that was during an era where
TV was
either once a week or maybe taped in
bunches and they weren't a lot of angles
at times on them
and those guys got burned out
yes and you know they were concentrating
on key things every week
and keeping them going
and watching the house whether it was up or down
or whatever, but imagine what,
not only imagine
how mentally stressful and
difficult, but imagine what type
of personality.
It would require
to keep up with over a hundred.
We've counted, they got 150,
160 something people at one point
we counted on their roster.
In all these multiple shows,
these multiple matches, and they've got
to remember, oh, in one time,
it had matched between
Tom and Dick, Dick Burr.
we got to do a callback to that
and put these tournaments together
with the A block and the C team
and the fucking gold league
and it's that's what nobody gets this shit
and I agree WWE does probably do too many tournaments
because I'm not a big fan of them
but at least a regular tournaments
that's not like a multi-week, a month-long thing
where everyone wrestles everyone
it gobbles up everything and the ratings go away
multiple person matches and tournaments
in the
WWE lazy booking
because they've got so many
different talents
they can do so many different things
but that's become a television
content thing for them
and that's what they do
but at least again
you understand when somebody's in
when somebody's out
when somebody won
and it's not just an endless car
where every tournament match
also in this match
we've got special rules
nobody's allowed to fucking interfere
and then every other match on the show has somebody running in
and beating a shit out of somebody
and the fans are going, well,
why don't they just tell them it's one of those matches?
Why can't Jericho just gouge those referees in the eye?
Yes.
I think, you know,
don't say anything awful.
Well, no, I'm just saying that
that's the problem is that he's letting
the guys who can tell him
what they're going to do
do the shit that they want to do
and they're not recognizing that maybe
that shit they shouldn't be doing.
Whether it's Jericho or Moxley or any
fucking guys doing his stupid shit
or Mercedes-Mune.
That's why, and whose
idea was it to
pay O'Cod of millions of dollars
a year to come over and teach him one word
in English, bitch,
and
otherwise than that, he walks around
and wrestles like he's a Fabrizia
egg. Just that
there's no structure and no
if
Tutsmont came in
here, you have to have talent
to put a team together and run
the plays, as Dutchman tell you say.
Booker's the football coach,
team runs plays.
If the coach would have to come in and actually
teach the goddamn team how to play
football from scratch because
they all played football
in their playground
and came up with some great
ways to do it. Now we need to be in the NFL, there's certain fucking parameters. Oh,
golly, we don't want to do that. The fuck. Am I rambling here? Well, you're a rambling man,
like a bloated Greg Allman. Yes. No, I mean, I think they make a lot of bad decisions
and they double down on, you know, Jericho had Go Home Heat, so they doubled down on it. So they
made that the gimmick. Makes no sense. They waste that time.
on, I see it as wasted time on Garcia and Yuda.
If Moxley was so close to Powerhouse Hobbs,
why'd they spend so much time with Yuda?
This is the guy that should have been pushed.
You know, AW just feels like a lost cause right now.
And they can have a run awakening because, you know, it's going to cause,
it's going to cause people to jump to WWE when their contracts come up.
But also, if Tony wants to keep him,
he's going to have to pay a fortune.
because you know you're stuck in a wasteland.
You may get some good shit career-wise.
You may have a good match or a good angle.
But there's a lot of problems that aren't going away.
And you know what, case and point, we'll talk about later on with Raw.
Same week all this is happening.
That Jericho has this match with Dax.
I thought they both look bad.
Then Tony gets killed for being a bad Booker.
Then Penta debuts on Raw.
and all of a sudden we get to see someone who was a push star in AEW
who was over with the AW fans
we get to see him in a brand new setting
and it was like a different wrestler
so we'll talk about that but I think
I'll withhold until we get to RAW
what I thought of that debut and who I think the star of the show is
I'm not disagreeing with how good Gable is at all
but it goes to say something to AEW wrestlers
if you see Penta.
Night one.
Merchandise better than he ever was in A.A.W.
Night one.
They had his masks and t-shirts and shit up
before he debuted.
They were in San Jose.
How different do you think?
Because they understood his promo in Spanish.
The majority of the fans, they were popping more for that
than the one in English, because it was better, I guess.
It sounded better.
And I know I'm doing the review.
view here, but what would the reaction have been in Kansas City?
Well, that's a great question, because that's probably how Tony would have done it.
They did it in San Jose.
They did it with his family at Ringside.
Again, I don't want to do the review now, but to my point, if you're an AEW wrestler
and you're wondering, how would WW treat me versus how I'm getting it here from Tony,
where I'm getting a lot of money, I have some creative freedom, but everything around
around me to me feels like it's not very good and nothing's really improving.
Penta goes in there, night one, feels like a bigger star than he ever did in A.E.W.
Well, and that's a creative freedom away from Vince McMahon was a good thing,
as we talked about a number of times. But I don't know if there's anybody with the
pool to really be free from these motherfuckers now creatively in the WWE, the way that
they're transforming some of these people that we used to not even give a shit to
look at.
I don't know if I'd want to be free of that.
I mean, I would like
input and
you know,
a collaborative effort,
but I'm not like
offended by what they're doing
with most people.
They've got those,
the Viking war
machine raiders
look actually now like
regular fucking human beings
that might have gotten over like this
three or four years ago.
It's,
you know,
it's still kind of late.
to make the first impression,
but everything is improving to me.
And I guess that goes to the point.
Dave's right, there are perception issues,
but the perception issues are from reality,
and there's also the reality issues.
And from the better booking.
So he said the booking's irrelevant,
but the perception issues come in large part from the better booking.
Because the guys are stars, and they act and talk like it,
and they have something interesting going on
with people are interacting with.
It's weird.
A.E.W., and I know we've maybe felt like this before,
but never more so than right now.
It's like they, and they can't do it,
but you almost need like a clean sweep,
just like multiple firings in one day.
I mean, I hate to say it.
I don't want people to lose their jobs.
I mean, certain people just shouldn't be working there.
And there are a lot of perception issues
based on who's on the roster
and how the rosters use.
It's the booking, it's the booking, yes,
but the other part, and it goes to the booking,
but it's the roster makeup.
It's who's actually on there and how they're used.
And again, if the AEW fans are turning against Tony,
that should be a real wake-up call,
because they've been the only barrier between reality
and Tony Khan is the fans with the pom-poms.
Well, and I will agree with you that they need to take the roster
from top to bottom, which, as it exists now,
is a, it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world
of fucking pro wrestling indie stars.
And get rid of half of them there to not really use
and maybe they can bring them back later on.
They'd be new and replace somebody else with them.
But what the fuck?
And just get rid of the dreck.
But I don't, if you try to do a hard reset
by firing half of the people you see on television
anytime frequently,
then it would just, it would be
disorienting to the people that are left.
And you can't just turn the battleship
or a, you're like the fucking bat cave,
the circular gimmick, right?
It takes a long time to make that wide sweeping turn
from chugging off the edge of the goddamn world
to chugging back into Cancun.
Should they do something where, you know,
you could stay home on the couch,
but they just say Tony's like lost at sea?
for six months, just to get the fans off his back,
so they're not blaming him for all the bad TV and the bad booking.
Maybe Elaine Bennis could fucking entice him and then reject him,
and he'd go and join Greenpeace or whatever.
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All right, we said we were going to talk about some classic wrestling.
Can we do that now, Uncle, Brian?
Well, anything you want to do.
Don't call me that.
You've ruined the word uncle for a lot of people.
Oh, come on now.
Hey, you ought to see my uncle.
He could ruin the word uncle.
He couldn't even spell it.
All right.
Well, classic wrestling talk starts with bad humor.
Yes, well, and so there's no place to go but up.
In the past, we have talked to our friend Tony over at Heritage Auctions
about the classic wrestling trading card sets
that I auctioned off a couple years ago
and that nice championship belt
from world-class wrestling
and well actually before big-time wrestling
in Dallas in the 70s.
And Tony is a collector as well
and loves the wrestling business,
the collecting business,
and all things to do with heritage auctions.
So earlier, at an undisclosed location on a telephone,
I conducted an interview with Tony Gesey of Heritage Auctions
about a big upcoming event that they've got going on
was one of the, as I think we termed it in the talk,
one of the Mount Rushmore of classic pro wrestlers
and an amazing variety of his merchandise.
We did record that, didn't we?
Yes.
Can we play that if I just say, can we go to that now?
Well, in that case, folks,
here's Tony from Heritage Auctions.
All righty, I've been waiting for this one for quite a while now.
Another chance to talk to our friend from Heritage Auctions, Tony Gesey, who is on the phone
with me and Tony, we got a couple of big ones to talk about today.
Yeah, I'm really excited to be back here.
I'm looking forward to this as well.
You do a heck of a podcast and, you know, you've got some of the great, you have some great
listeners.
I will say that last time we talked.
Hold on.
What are our listeners?
great?
Great listeners.
Absolutely.
I'm just kidding.
You're wrong Tony for the great bell.
But, you know, we talked with you last time, I think, when I had some of those rare,
valuable wrestling all-star trading cards that Heritage was nice enough to auction for me.
And I still curse Norman Kiteser because he sent me a Hulk Hogan with a big,
red or pink printing blotch on it and it didn't get a nine grade like some of the others did
and you guys before we even get started talking about the main thing we're going to go over today
you guys just set the world record for a wrestling trading card with the hoke hogan card
from that wrestling all-star set that i got to ask you how is somebody willing
to pay
$130,000
for Hulk Hogan's trading card
when in Los Angeles
the other week on Raw, he was as
popular as pickle ball with a paraplegic.
The reason is
that's considered his rookie card.
It was kind of the first mainstream
wrestling card.
And there's yellow borders on that card
and there's centering issues,
quality issues.
And there's, I believe,
18 PSA-9s in existence.
So I think wrestling has become much more and more mainstream now.
Part of it could be the Netflix might be really getting it to a worldwide audience.
And there's not a lot of the high grade ones.
I know with your set, you had both of the Andres had a divot, like right by the eye.
Yeah.
And that was the first card in the set.
So the Andre is the hardest one by far.
But Hogan being kind of the Babe Ruth of wrestling, a lot of people, there's a lot more interest in wrestling
than there's ever been as far as collectibles.
Is it kind of following the same thing
because you used to hear about this and still do,
but I think it hit maybe other professional sports
or maybe classic muscle cars or whatever first.
But as people grow up and make money,
they turn around and they spend 100 times as much money
on the same shit as they had when they were seven years old.
That's a great point.
And I've fought myself from buying LJN wrestling figures from the 80s.
That's what I collected.
When I was growing up, I didn't have the wrestling cards as much.
And I think, yeah, people, you know, in their 40s and 50s now watch wrestling, loved it in the 80s is I think where it all started for me at least and watching, you know, the AWAWCW, CCHWF, of course.
And, yeah, people go back to their youth and they collect what they collected as kids.
I know with some of the wrestling figures now,
you're getting huge numbers on some of these
because they're in the original packaging
or on the cards because, you know,
Tops made cards in, I think, 85 through 90-ish.
And they made OPEC were made in Canada,
and those are really collectible
because they're made in smaller numbers.
And there's a lot of issues with condition
on a lot of these wrestling cards.
And that's what makes them so valuable.
and I think also, I mean, people, you know, your Hogan's, your savages, your, you know, Andre the Giants, I mean, those are names that are kind of on the Mount Rushmore of wrestling at least, and a lot of people go back to their youth.
Well, and of course, collection, or collection, condition in your collection matters in everything.
We've talked about it, and so many of these things like comic books and pop culture collectibles they were either meant for kids to play with and
you know, the dog shit on them or, you know, just stick in your back pocket or whatever.
So condition is very important in everything that you're collecting.
But the thing now that's different is that when I was a kid, if I wanted, you couldn't get
Buddy Rogers' jacket unless you, you know, found his fucking house and broke into it, right?
Exactly.
on some of the gear that they wore in the ring,
I mean, they would wear that stuff until there was literally nothing left.
They would wear it.
They didn't get a new jacket every two months.
They might wear the same jacket for two years until there was literally nothing left
or it was in terrible conditions.
So the ring gear is so collectible because they didn't make extras of it.
I can testify that I say, you know, the Middite Express wore a lot of stuff until it just fell
apart and I did too
even though I
had more different things because I could go into a
store and buy a suit but still
a lot of things went by the
wayside just from my God
there's more holes than there are
fabric left but you
you guy you personally because
heritage auctions wouldn't operate without you
Tony you have landed
one of those Mount Rushmore
collections of ringworn
jackets and robes and gear of various sorts
from Randy Savage's family,
from his personal collection that he is worn
throughout his career and
they didn't just toss you some things.
This is like a curated deal
where they have picked out the highlight
of this particular era of his career,
that particular era, the NWO,
the Mega Powers, the Royal Rumble Scepter, Slim Jim stuff,
you know, WrestleMania outfit, the high points.
And this is going to be going up pretty soon to some lucky consumer.
Yeah, so this auction is going to open January 31st, closes February 22nd and 23rd.
And the thing about the macho man stuff is he had so, he had glitter,
he had everything built into these.
Michael Braun made his outfits, and he also made outfits for Jimmy Hendricks and Bob Dylan
and a very young Hulk Hogan before he was really into wrestling.
And so each one is, you know, he did such a good job, and there's a lot of tassels,
and there's a lot of interesting colors, a lot of early 90s, neon yellow, neon pink.
And the thing about it is, it's like a cross-section of his career.
We start probably in the 86 is the first outfit going all the way through.
We've got, you know, where he cut Brutus to Barber Beefcake's hair when he's with sensational sherry.
We got the Mega Power's first handshake during one of the superstar segments.
And there's an NWO outfit.
And one thing you don't really see a lot of our NWO ring-worn jackets and pants.
So there's, it's a great selection of Macho Man.
And every piece is signed by him too.
And, you know, he passed away in 2011.
So these were signed in the early 2000.
So it's cool because we have photos of him wearing from specific matches,
specific feuds.
And it goes all the way, you know, kind of from the beginning of his WWF
until the end of his WCW run.
So it's, it's a really nice collection.
And it's everything, you know, there's,
Every area is pretty much covered here, which makes it really nice for the fans and for collectors.
Well, now, acting like that none of us have ever done this before,
because until I started talking to you and your boy, Matt over there, say hello to Matt,
I had not interacted with heritage auctions,
so where do they go to find out the website and the way to find out more about this specific auction?
Because you guys sell everything for you guys sell more than I do.
for heaven's sake. Yeah, we sold the Wizard of Oz Dorothy's
slippers for 32 million about three months ago. Yeah. And that's a strong-ass foot fetish.
Yeah. Was that a Saudi Arabian? I don't know who wanted, but it was very feverish bidding.
And I think it lasted about 30 minutes. The bidding. That's probably the longest.
guy ever lasted in his life.
But where can they go to find the Savage collection and the information on the auction?
It's very easy.
It's H.A.com.
A lot of the material is showing up right now.
We're writing.
We're editing.
So a lot of these pieces are appearing online.
H.A.com is the website.
And basically just go to the search bar.
Type in Macho Man or Randy Savage.
And if you want to type in Ringworn, you'll see all the other material that we
as well.
So, you know, you should, you shouldn't even ring worn.
That's kind of like beat up, you know, it's worn.
You ought to say, gently or lovingly performed in like the, the consignment clothing stores do.
There's a nice way of saying things.
I just wrote up a jacket recently and I put, the fans love this wrestler so much that they would
be pulling on his jacket a lot of times and that's where the rip came from.
there's nice ways of kind of softening it.
It was the guy in Greenville, South Carolina,
tried to stab him.
He just cut the jacket.
He just missed.
And I'm going to drop a little tease here about something to say,
but also you've sent me a picture,
and I'm not even going to go any further,
except to say that it is a vintage championship belt.
And we are working to find out the providence of Same and everything,
because that's a cool thing.
You guys,
the last,
no,
the last time we talked
was not my cards.
It was the belt guys.
The belt you guys auctioned,
which was from Texas,
one of the old Nikita Mokovic belts.
Yeah,
you were instrumental in that,
by the way.
I remember taking that belt in.
And again,
I'm the first person I thought of
was you.
I'm like,
Jim Cornett,
I think may,
if there's one person
that's going to know,
it's Jim Cornett.
And you did a wonderful job.
You dated that to the late
70s, I think it was before Fritz started world class.
Yes.
Is when that belt was.
The American Tag Team Championship.
Yes, it was.
But you send me a picture of another one.
That's even older.
So we're looking that one up, but also you're going to have another family-oriented
auction coming up here that's wrestling related also.
I don't know how many details we're supposed to drop about this.
Are we just hinting?
Talk a little bit about it.
we do have the Von Erick collection and with mainly Kevin's material, but also some of these
of the jackets that we have were worn by Kevin, David, and Mike.
We have one.
So we've got some autographed photos, some autographed promos.
Of course, David be the most valuable because he passed away first.
But there's promos.
There's Hall of Fame plaques.
So a lot of cool Von Erick stuff and the money is going towards charity.
so that we're going to be announcing in a little bit with a little more information on that one.
Can I put in a standing bid on the Deep Friar from the Sportatorium with or without the rat bones at the bottom of the basket?
That is the one thing in life.
I wish I could have done.
I watched it as a kid up in northern Wisconsin.
We watched world class on Saturday night, but I moved to her in 2012.
and unfortunately the Sportatorium was gone
and I wish I could have seen it in person
of course watching the Iron Claw
and watching the DVDs on world class
that were done in the early 2000s.
Between the building in person and the crowd
and the smell of the concession stand
and the crowd and the building
and you were in two blocks away
from like big city downtown Dallas, Texas
and you could have been in a pole barn in Tyler
with 5,000 people in it.
And the atmosphere was insane.
It was, oh, my God.
There was a reason why we were always jogging
whenever I saw another old clip,
but they were jogging us out the side door from the ring
so we'd avoid going uphill and getting stabbed.
So no.
Anyway.
Did they have air conditioning at the Sportatorium or was that?
Yeah, in Fritz's office.
otherwise enjoy a nice summer night in Dallas, Texas with a giant tin roof in the middle of 5,000 people.
I'm surprised guys didn't wear an oxygen tank to the ring.
I love it.
No, but that led to more, you know, realism and grit when the guy, every time you hit a guy's sweat flew off of him because you'd lose six pounds in the course of the match.
I could only imagine how that was because I know.
how it is living here now, how hot it gets, and I can only imagine wrestling a match in that
kind of heat. The TV lights. Yes. The TV lights. They actually, they had an actual griddle
underneath the ring, and they turned that on too, so the surface of the ring was over 200 degrees.
All right, anyway, Tony Gesey from Heritage Auctions and H.A.com. You got to go in right now.
and see all the details on the macho man collection throughout.
I would have loved to have gotten his 1979 ICW robe.
It looked like somebody had taken four yards of that spangly stuff
you put under a Christmas tree and just made a robe out of it.
But then he got a budget.
But the macho man collection right now,
Von Erick's are coming up.
I'm looking at a title belt and all kinds of stuff.
And Tony, maybe you can come back
at some point and report in on some more details on the Von Erick's.
Absolutely.
We're always working on getting cool wrestling items in our auction and working on stuff right now.
We are going to the Russell Khan at Indianapolis.
We're going to have these items there, some of the Macho Man stuff, some of the Von Erick stuff.
And who knows, maybe some other collectibles, hopefully some cards.
So if anybody's going to the Royal Rumble, we'll be down there at the show at the Marriott downtown
and stop on by.
I heard there's going to be a few people in town that day for the Rumble.
I think there might be some.
I have a sneaky feeling.
It'll be packed.
And you'll have one of the best displays this side of WrestleMania access, for heaven's sake.
I am looking forward to this because, again, these things, you put them on a mannequin,
they look so gorgeous.
And again, I mean, we're going to try to have some cards, some tickets, some other things as well.
But those robes and those jackets, they really, really jump up.
out at you. What now before you go is my personalized
autographed color magazine center
fold of Andre the Giant from 1975 worth?
Oh, so if Andre signed it in 75, you're probably about
$7,500, $7,500, $7,500, $10,000 wouldn't be out,
could happen at some point. There's not a lot of... And there's the
frame, there's the frame too now. Oh, the frame. And if it says
from the Jim Cornett collection,
it might add a little bit of value to it.
And he's holding Mike Pappas in his arms,
so it would be huge in Greece.
Hey, he's a tough autograph
because when he, after he came back
from that back surgery, he did not
sign many autographs. And having
yours from like the 70s, from like 75
would be a quote, vintage Andre autographs.
Well, and the centerfold is from 75,
a wrestling world magazine. And the
autograph I got in April of
1976 just to just to be specific.
Wow.
But,
yeah, that's a great piece.
Again, Andre's stuff is,
everybody wants his autograph,
but there's just not enough to go around.
And it's,
he's so hard to find.
Well,
if you come to my house,
you'll see him on my wall.
But I'm,
I'm leaving it to someone in my will.
I'll be over tomorrow.
Is that,
was that you or Brian?
I'm not sure who's,
We can like cut in half.
He can get to Andre and I get the giant part or we can, you know, trade back.
Well, he can get the upper half with Pappas, Andre, and the autograph, and you can get his dick and legs.
All right.
Anyway, uh, thank you, Tony.
I appreciate it.
We'll talk to you soon, but everybody, heritage auctions, ha,a.com.
Stay tuned.
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But speaking of crowns,
Smackdown is wearing the crown of longest wrestling show on the air now,
three hours
three hours
apparently not for long
I guess they're going back to two hours at some point
in the next few months
I'm afraid they're just milking us
I don't want to get my hopes up
but
you know we're going to keep up with our new year's resolution
of since we're covering Raw and Smackdown
and they're both very lengthy programs
we're going to hit the high points with the major characters
instead of weeding into the minutia and we'll still get into the minute minutia of AEW
because we only bother to watch one program.
And it's only two hours and seven minutes.
What about an underrun?
What would they do over at the network if they just said after an hour and 53 minutes one night,
well, shit, we're done.
We got nothing.
Well, that would be one of the benefits of moving smack down to a streaming service with cable.
No, I'm talking about AEW.
Oh.
They get an overrun.
What about an underrun?
I think we ought to get underruns every once in a while with them.
You know what?
I think if you're a wrestling promoter and bookers, sometimes you need to recognize that an underrun or just a run to the time limit may be beneficial.
I think seven minutes less they could put on a Mighty Mouse cartoon.
It would probably get a better number.
I haven't seen those in circulation in a while.
Well, all the more reason, there's a pent-up demand.
But anyway, we're back to Smackdown, and it's still three hours.
But the hosts are now Joe Tessitori and Wade Barrett.
And, you know, the new look on the new shows for the new year.
And they were in Portland, Oregon in front of what looked to me to be a pretty
pretty daggum decent crowd
and they started out with the recap of the Netflix
raw debut which again looked so major league
and that place was lit up like a
Christmas tree
and then here Paul Heyman is already in the ring
and I really I think he should have gotten a full entrance
even if they did have to wheel him down there
at a golf cart like Franklin Delano Roosevelt
and get a winch and pull him out of the thing
and take the turnbuckles off the bottom rope
like they did for the McGuire twins and rolling them in.
I think they should give the man the respect of a full entrance.
He's not that big.
Will you stop?
A wench.
Did you say a wench?
A winch.
Dude, I call Eleanor Roosevelt that.
How dare you?
No, no.
I'm talking about the block and tackle type of re-e-e-e-oh.
But he was in the ring and he was all excited,
ready to address the crowd because of the big triumph officially there's only one tribal chief
and it's Roman Reigns and of course the people chant OTC and he's that's right only tribal
chief and Roman has instructed Paul to tell everybody what is next in the career in the life
of Roman Reigns and he's going to do that and to be respectful and he's been told to do this to say
this to this man face to face.
He wants to talk to
the undisputed
and is it a W.W.
champion Cody Rhodes
and he calls out Cody.
And I love this
because
as he mentioned Cody's name
the crowd
started booing
but they weren't booing
Cody as soon as his music hit they
cheered him like crazy
but they were booing the idea
they were starting to think
oh Paul's going to turn.
I mean, they're with every goddamn line
it's being said by these top guys.
And so they're like, oh, what's going to happen now?
No, we want to like Paul and blah, blah, blah.
So Cody comes in, shakes Paul's hand.
And then Paul does Paul.
He puts Cody over like a million dollars.
I can't replicate the eloquence or the smarminess.
But the bottom line is after this delivery,
Paul tells Cody to his face
with Roman Raines' respect
that Roman Reins
wants his title back.
Put the title back.
Blucka.
And
Roman Reins is entering
the Royal Rumble.
And the people are popping on this
and Cody it sinks in on him
and as soon as he
starts to speak there's the Cody
chance, but then
he gets interrupted by
Kevin Owens from the stands
with the fucking microphone
and the people pop on that.
They're like, yes, do more of the shit
that you're doing, these
soliloquies of eloquence.
So,
Owen said this is even worse, and he's
got the t-shirt on, says
Kevin is right.
I knew it all along. He's from
Canada. He's got that
physique he's George Crybaby Cannon's illegitimate son Brian I could see that see you can now you
said the man is right that's right yep I am right Kevin is right so Kevin Owen says it's even
worse now you Cody you teamed up with Roman then you kiss the rocks ass now you shake hands
with Paul Heyman and 30 seconds later he tells you the Roman wants his title back
What kind of fucking basically dip shit are you?
And Cody has all he can stands and he bolts through the ropes and down the aisle and up the stands and they get in a big fight, him and Kevin.
And the crowd is up and they both fight out through the breezeway into this somewhere in the arena.
And Paul's still in the ring and he's got up on the bottom rope.
He's so excited.
And can you imagine they must have reinforced.
that steel airplane cable
and the turnbuckle,
but nevertheless,
he steps down off the turnbuckle
from looking up in the arena
and there suddenly behind him
is Tomatanga and Jacob Fatu.
And Paul turns around to seize them and shits himself.
And they've got him cornered
and they're menacing him and he's like,
no, I'm a father and all the thing he does.
And here comes Jimmy Uso.
and Jimmy Uso super kicks and ass in faces
asses in face
no he's only got one ass he ass and faces
all the heels and he gets the chair
and he waxed Tama
and then he waxed Jacob Fatu
and Jacob no sells it
and turns around and gives
Jimmy a big tackle
of Jesus Christ what a bump he took
and they get heat on Jimmy
and the referee's
are coming out, they can't stop.
And the agents, and Ken Done gets super
kicked. And now
Cody comes back in.
Wherever the fuck
that he left Owens and he dumps
Tonga and he fights with Jacob
and bumps him over the top and the heels
are being held off by all the
minions and
the people are fucking up.
And a 20-minute segment.
And it was a boom, boom, boom, it was good.
And these people are
Loving this shit.
Your thoughts on the matter.
It was enjoyable.
You know, it reminded me of that match
where we said it a couple weeks ago.
What was it?
I guess it was the Roman solo match.
The match was all right.
But it was like ECW.
The right timed run-ins,
the right run-ins for a big pop.
You know, it just,
it smells of Paul Heyman.
Not to jump in on your...
Again, that's just because of his weight
that that odor comes up.
Because it's the mildew.
the flaps, but go ahead.
But, you know, I'm, one of the things I'm happy with right now
is the way WW is incorporating so many people and so many different things.
AW, they've kind of done it the other way, so we've seen a lot of that lately where it's just
too many people running around, nothing makes sense, no one cares.
Everyone's gunning for the Royal Rumble.
Everyone knows that Romans out there trying to do his thing.
I don't know.
I liked it.
I mean, I like this stuff better than the matches.
on Smackdown. Well, yeah, because
this is the stuff
you really want to see. But it's
focused. They're promoting
shit. They're making big events
upcoming instead of trying to make the
TV the greatest show
in the history of, you know, like Nick
Goulis, we're in store for one of the largest
crowds I've ever seen in all my years.
And then,
as a matter of fact, let's, in
some way, kind of take
this chronologically
here, but keeping with the
the participants involved
they had Chelsea and Mia
and they had
the Lucha
heels against purely dreary
and the
first spot
the Lucha guys tried
or maybe the Lucha baby faces
I can't keep track
but they tried the fucking double dive
but it fucked up because one of
purely dreary
took a head scissors and rolled out
on the wrong side of the ring and the two
guys start running for the ropes
and as the one guy starts running, he sees, well, wait a minute, there's nobody there.
And he stops and just...
Oh, get out of here.
Oh, yeah.
I never saw that.
And then he saw where he was, and then he fucking ran anyway,
but by the time that he got to the ropes,
he wasn't sure whether the guy was going to catch him or not.
And he just fucking stopped.
And stepped out and just put his hands on his hips.
But anyway, then we came to the 9 o'clock hour with the U.S. title match.
with L.A. Knight and Shaky Nakamura.
And again, I love L.A. Knight.
I can't watch this other fucking guy.
But earlier, security had been trying to throw Fattu and Tama out of the building,
and they weren't going, so L.A. Knight had come in, bum rushed him and shoved him out and locked the door.
So now they have this match with L.A. Knight and Nakamura.
and then as soon as L.A. Knight hits his finish, boom, and covers him.
Here comes Fattu and Tomah Tonga. They found the other way in.
You know, ever since the triangle shirtwaist factory fire,
they've had to have two doors to these major arenas.
And they found the other one.
And they hit the ring disqualification, and they beat up L.A. Knight.
And if Jacob Fattu's Samoan drop is not stiff, that it's a work.
of art and the ass in the face and the moonsault and then cody and jimmy come back out and they get a
big fight going with the heels and nick aldus comes out and he's trying to calm them down and kick
him out and cody said no no no i'm here and jimmy's here and they're here how about we have the
match tonight and the fucking crowd roars and now we know what the main event is we're just going to have to
wait a while to fucking see it.
But again, this, I mean,
did I miss an all-star spectacle of a match,
or was it basically to again continue Cody
and Uso and the heels and the bloodline
and the blah, blah, blah?
And I guess L.A. Knight, technically,
because it's now multiple segments or matches
that the, do we call them the bloodline?
What do we call Solo's group now,
that they've run into his stuff?
I don't know, and we ain't seen Solo.
as of this point.
So we've got to figure,
because if he's lost the position of tribal chief,
what is he,
now is he going to be chief bottle washer?
What's he going to come back with?
Has he gone and found another island
that he can run?
We'll find out.
Then why don't we go again in order
and then I'll come back for one thing.
But the main event,
after a women's four way,
that actually followed a women's talking segment
that was God Almighty, I'll just go to the main event.
Cody and Jimmy against Tama and Jacob.
And again, this, it's a standard match.
Fatu's incredible and most of his shit gets over.
But it's a standard match.
And they're not trying to kill each other.
And the people are enjoying the shit out of it.
and Bing, Bing, Bing, finally,
Cody makes a big comeback and hits the dive
and gets the chance and does the flip-flop and fly
and it hits a superplex and the splash on Tama
and a cutter on Jacob Fatu
and Uso hits a dive and knocks Jacob over the announced desk
and then here comes Kevin Owens down the aisleway
and Cody meets him and boom,
and they get together and they fight off.
And now Jimmy's all by himself,
and he spears Tama and goes to the top
and hits him with a splash,
but Jacob pulls him out and beats him up,
and then moonsaults him, and pins him one, two, three,
and the announcers are even saying
Jimmy was left all alone.
And then Cody and Owens fight back into the arena,
and Cody tackles Owens off of an equipment case
through two tables and they crash there
and they're bringing the meat wagon in as we go off the air.
But I think because
if they were trying to give Cody a reason not to be there
so that Jacob, you know, the heels could fuck Jimmy,
then I don't know why that the announcers would say,
would accentuate.
Jimmy was left all alone
because that puts heat on Cody
because he chose to tackle Owens
and they said he was going to do it
anytime, any place anywhere, he was going to tackle
Owens.
But in the old days
people would have been going, where the fuck were you
while your partner was getting beat?
But the way that they said that, I'm wondering
if they're leaving a little hook for later
that they can play something back, if
Jay wanted to be,
the WWE champion, or Jimmy rather.
You see what I'm saying to you here?
I do.
So it's just, and Cody can take the residual.
He, well, because he did come back out.
And he did, you know, get thrown through a table.
So he was occupied at the time.
But they could do something with that later on.
It's just a little, little clue to be left anyway.
But that was the Smackdown show.
What did you think of that big,
main event.
It was all right.
Like you said it best. It was, I don't know if you said standard.
It was just, it was a fine television main event.
A fine, clean contest.
You know, I mean, it's been a topic of conversation so you could say it here,
not everything needs to be a five-star match.
It was a fine main event to keep furthering things along.
And the fans there seemed very happy with what they were getting.
Yes.
And even though most of the matches that they,
theoretically pay to see are okay,
but the fucking interviews are great,
except I will,
I will just say no more,
they did a four-girl interview
that led to a four-girl match
that illustrates at least some of Uncle Dave's point
that there's a lot of meaningless
multiple-person matches on his program.
I shouldn't say meaningless
because it was all the women
that want the women's title and blah, blah, blah,
but that was a lot of women for a long time.
But there you have that.
Yeah.
Brian, I'll tell you what, some of those women, you know, they might be to...
I'm afraid. Whatever you're thinking, why don't you go the other way?
Why don't you talk about something else and someone else or somehow, somewhere?
Some of those women, they might have boyfriends or husbands.
Yes, they may.
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All righty then, let's go to the mother of all television programs, the brand new Raw on Netflix.
Raw is Netflix.
That doesn't work.
What's Netflix?
backwards.
Exilfitin.
Yes, it doesn't work.
Why would you want, why do you need it backwards?
What was the point of that?
Remember raw is war?
That was a big deal.
Well, that was a big deal.
I mean, that was the name of the show was a big deal.
Yeah.
So why does Netflix have to be done?
Raw is Netflix doesn't work because raw is war.
War was raw backwards.
It worked.
It was, it was almost a palindrome.
But raw is.
Exilflinet
Doesn't, you know
Anyway, and by the way, here's another difference
Between the Netflix and the
What's the thing that AEW is on?
Max.
Max.
Poor MJF.
He gets blamed for everything.
When you go to Netflix,
the first thing that pops up is raw
on a screen to watch.
That's your first choice of anything to watch.
They are going all away with this fucking thing, aren't they?
and meanwhile over on Max
Stacey had to do the goddamn search by Alphabet
AE to find the goddamn thing
And again Netflix it's airing live on Max
It's a simulcast so
It's not like it's the only place you can go
You could just stay wherever you were watching it already
Like you said you go to Netflix
The first thing that pops up for me is the option to watch Raw Live
Even before it's on
Yeah
And then I get like 30 minutes of like weird, I don't know what, like Seth Rollins dancing for the camera.
There's like all sorts of weird shit they put up with a clock saying like 30 minutes, 28 minutes, whatever it may be.
Yeah, live event begins in two minutes, 14 seconds.
Yeah, it's not easy to, it's not a priority for Max.
And again, I think there's going to be a harsh reality after a year when they look at the numbers and they realize there is not a, it's not like WWE.
there is not a ton of people going through the archives of the paper views,
and there's not going to be a big audience watching live.
And if you can't find it on there, people aren't going to bump into it,
and wrestling fans aren't going to stay to watch other things.
So no one's going to get any benefit from this whatsoever.
Right now, unless things are done differently.
Let me say that before.
They're like, oh, they said they'll never get benefits from Max.
If Max keeps handling it the way they are.
Yes, duly noted.
And you might even be able to pull up documents
on this, but I heard from last week before we
talk about this week's Raw that didn't they
you can't really
the numbers that you can
Uncle Dave, somebody
with that type of mindset
can go in and just analyze
these numbers right down to the cob
but they're not the same
as Nielsen numbers and it's not figured
the same or whatever but they were figuring
that several million fucking people watched
that show last week
from any accounts is what I yes
yeah but
it's a lot of people
whichever way you look at it.
It's exactly what Netflix wants
is regular weekly programming
that'll get millions of people worldwide,
not just in America, but worldwide.
And then they'll see the thumbnail
for the strange housewives
of bug tussle
and
theoretically want to watch that too.
They were at the SAP
Center in San Jose, California.
The drone shot
came in from the parking lot into the
what a fucking crowd
and what a production and again
did how many did was this
that's a big fucking building
and I know they had
somewhat of a stage the end of it was blocked
off to some extent but
was that a 15,000 person crowd
it looked every bit of it on camera
maybe they're using one of those wide angle lens
that at the fair it makes you look fatter
I believe it sold out the last update I had
from Russell Ticks which was a few hours
before the show, there were only
407 tickets remaining
for,
uh,
the current setup was 12,943.
Oh,
get 13,000 in.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I just eyeballed it at 15.
Pardon my air.
And the host of this show,
Michael Cole and Pat McAfee.
McAfee's back now and I guess he'll
be here till football, right?
When he goes and
stirs up another,
sports fans. Which is usually a few weeks before he wears that is welcome.
He gets annoying quick. It's too much.
The thing is he's doing the crusher in the AWA thing.
He's going to take the summer off because it's going to suck anyway. He'll go to
he'll get mad at Vern. He'll go to the lake and then they'll make up in the fall.
So then an SUV pulls in the back and it's punk. He gets out and they do the follow shot.
he walks all the way to and through the guerrilla position.
And then suddenly out in the arena you hear
like Mussolini, NSAP,
why do they call it the second audio program center to begin with?
I don't know.
Or maybe is this a syrup company
that has bought the naming rights, the SAP Center?
They have SAP, that's why it would be a syrup company.
You know, in that case,
needs some pancakes. Maybe that's why the new day is so over.
The SAP Center at San Jose, which was originally known as the San Jose Arena, and the HP
Pavilion at San Jose, doesn't say anything about SAP.
So HP Pavilion, so they went from steak sauce to maple syrup?
Trying to see how sap. Oh, here we go. SAP.
SAP is a European multinational software company based in Waldorf, Germany.
that's where they invented the salad, right?
This is how they conquer America
by buying air war stadiums.
Damn Germans.
Anyway, so punk's on the way to the ring.
And he got a big, it's clobbering time,
these people, they were a very with it crowd.
They knew, you know, what was going on and everything,
and he had fun with the fans.
They did the drone shots, the CM Punk chance.
And I know this crowd struck me
maybe I just don't watch all the WWE crowd shots
but was this crowd, did they look even younger
than even normal WWE crowds lately?
There was a lot of the demographic there.
There were a lot of Penta's kids at ringside.
Oh, come on, he's not,
goddamn that prolific, for heaven's sake.
What is he, Peter Norton,
the whole goddamn northern Mexico, southern California area?
There's like six kids there, maybe.
I don't know.
But anyway, I'm not sure.
I don't mean just children.
I mean young adult people.
This seemed like the prime, the core WWE crowd, the crowd they want.
Well, there you go.
They were to the core.
And Pung did the promo and he threw in a thank you to the firefighters and the first responders
and, you know, with the wildfires in California and everything.
And then he got down to the promo.
And again, you know, I'm not going to do the thing word for word and I wouldn't do it justice.
but again he told a story.
Seth Rollins is no longer on my plate.
Last year, the Royal Rumble didn't go my way.
I tore my tricep.
I couldn't see my dreams.
But I made my biggest setback, my biggest comeback in John Sina.
I see you and I always have.
And John Sina has declared for the Royal Rumble,
well, so have I.
And he did a fired-up promo about how he,
he's going to win the rumble and you're going to
and you're going to hear his music
cult of personality and play my song
and all of a sudden
it's Seth Rollins music
and punk fucking sells it and like you should
and stuff all the
everybody that ever gets interrupted
not only acts like they expect it
but they don't even seem
disrespected or upset by it
and punk's like why can't it be Rear Ripley
you know so here comes
Seth Franklin
by the way he really said that for anyone who hasn't seen it
it's not because you said it in your little voice no yes no he said why can't it be
Rear Ripley that interrupts me
it's got to be this fucking guy
and Seth looked like Elton Rollins
and he came out and the fans
woed for a long time
and then again
these people are following everything
besides the fact you're seeing ever more and more signs in these buildings,
which was a big thing that you started seeing in the attitude era
when you knew they were hooked on stuff.
Seth took off his glasses and had a black eye
and the people started chanting, see them punk, see them punk.
And in Seth's blisters punk,
I'd rather be the worst version of myself than any version of you.
And last week was the worst loss of my career
because it was to you
and I'm going to flush your
WrestleMania dreams
down the toilet for redemption
for myself so I
am going to win the Royal Rumble
and I'm going to throw your ass out along the way
now they've got John Sina
and Roman Rains
and see him punk
and Seth Rollins and who am I leaving out here
oh wait the next guy to come out
as soon as he tells punk he's going to
dump him, then here's Drew McIntyre's music, and now punk is fucking, goddamn, this guy
too.
And Drew comes out and says something that you think is knocking punk, or that you would
think is knocking punk, no matter what a disappointment you are, blah, blah, but I can't do
the accent.
And punk fires up on him, but he said, well, that's great that you're listening, but I was
talking about Seth.
And Drew tears Seth down because Seth was nowhere to be found last week to stop Roman Reigns.
He's only out for himself.
And then punks and fuck it.
I'm, I can't take it anymore.
I hate both of you.
How about either one of you?
Come on in here.
Let's fight.
And then Drew said, oh, you want to fight tonight?
And the crowds roaring.
And Drew said, no, why would I do that?
Because Roman Raines is playing chess and everybody else is playing checkers.
So I'm going to have to do this all by myself.
I'm going to win the Royal Rumble,
and I'm going to win the time.
Like, this is great.
Everybody has a reason.
And I wrote them down then,
Roman, Sina, Punk,
Usso, L.A. Knight, Drew McIntyre,
Seth Rollins, so far.
And it was a 20-minute segment again,
but it kept moving. It was great.
And you wanted to hear what they were going to fucking say.
Yeah, another great opening segment then.
It started right, I mean, again, they filed punk right into the building, got going right away.
Everything's for the Rumble.
Everyone's declaring for the Rumble.
Everyone has a path of getting to the World Title through the Rumble, and it's all intriguing.
And do you notice they're not, oh, and I'm going to be in the Rumble, but I'm also going to be on Rampage Friday night.
And I'm going to be at the tournament in some woman's apartment in fucking Tokyo to get a shot at the, and this, it's focused.
It's everybody with a reason to be in business for themselves,
that not only just to win the title shot,
but because their mortal enemies are also involved.
And they each want to get even with,
so, you know, this is focus, this is the good booking part.
To make all this makes sense and have these people in the building
in that large of a number,
not only cheering everything you tell them,
but chanting the things that you want them to chant
and be involved in without you even having to tell them.
Just point a little bit.
Look at the pretty monkey.
And there it goes.
Anyway, Brian, would you like to talk about the big debut?
Yeah, I think this is the big story everyone was talking about with Raw.
Because Chad Gable had said last week to
who runs this thing?
Adam Pierce, whoever.
Get the best luchador that you can find.
The greatest luchador in the world and put him against me,
I'm going to fight him.
And Gable comes out to the ring and he's getting the Kurt Angle,
You Suck chant, right, on the entrance,
for obvious reasons, because, you know, it's very reminiscent.
And then comes the big reveal that they even said was an open secret,
like anybody to know this was happening.
But the blackout
and then the lighting
and then the Zeromito.
And here comes Penthouse.
Although now I'm going to
I'm going to call him
Penta McGee
in honor of Tom McGee
and I'm going to start calling
Chad Gable Brett Gable
in honor of Brett Hart.
Because I know
and no I'm not saying he's
just, I'm not saying he's bad as Tom McGee, but everybody's talking about this great debut,
and we can talk about this in a second.
Chad Gable is the one that made this debut great.
I'm sorry.
Can you explain that for the listeners who don't understand the reference to Tom McGee
Brett Hart match, what it means?
Well, and we've talked about it before and passed on the program, but for the younger listeners,
Tom McGee was a guy that Vince had found.
found in, what was it, 1985.
And Tom McGee was a bodybuilder and a powerlifter and a gymnast, and he was like six
foot five, and he had blonde hair and movie star looks.
And Vince thought he was going to be the next Hulk Hogan because, you know, look at this
fucking guy.
It's amazing.
And he brings him in, and he has a dark match with Brett Hart.
And Brett Hart made him look like the goddamn next Hulk Hogan.
And the problem from there was that he didn't work with Brett Hart every night for the rest of his life.
And reality set in.
And within what a year, year and a half, they'd send him to Japan.
They'd cycled him through a couple places.
They'd tried him in dark matches.
And finally, they just said, fuck it.
He was rotten.
I'm not saying that...
In an era where they had a lot of rotten workers on their roster, that wasn't really a thing that prevented people from being hired.
No, this was stunningly.
Like the fans of the time laughed at shit that he did.
But I'm not saying Penn House, our friend from AEW is that bad, but I wrote down,
hear my notes?
Hear that?
I wrote down at the start of it, will he be any better here that he was in AEW?
And he was doing the same fingers and the same poses, but he had a lot more energy to it.
But the first thing they did when the bell rang, he grabbed a headlock on Gable with his right arm.
And Gable tried to shoot him off and it looked ridiculous.
And I'm, what the...
How do you make your debut on WWW worldwide television and grab a headlock with the wrong fucking arm?
and Gable was doing all of the stuff that Pinta does,
but he was doing it better than Penta,
and the fans were chanting Penta, Penta, because they were in San Jose.
People are primarily in the crowd, obviously, from later on, bilingual,
or have some grasp of Hispanic culture and the Luchocene or whatever.
As I said, I don't know how this would have worked in Kansas City.
but looking at this guy just with
with a fresh eye
he took a shitty turnbuckle
then he almost fell over on a fucking move
then he tried to do a spring leg drop off the bottom rope
but he fell in a heap because he's used to cables
and those ropes don't have any spring
and then you know it just
again I'm all through this and my notes are gable looks great
Gable's heat looks great
Gables bump on the fucking
Canadian destroyer is classic
At one point
I thought after they did a big dive
with Pinto doing the big dive
and it looked like he hit hard on the floor
they got back in it started to drag a little bit
and
was there was a head kick
was that supposed to connect I'm not sure it did
but then they did the Canadian destroyer and got that this is awesome
because the people in the WWE don't see Canadian destroyers
if you give a guy one he takes a great bump like Gable did and sells it like death
well that's just swell
but then Gable got an arm lock on him for a second
and then Penta came out and
it did that thing where he drops him on his head one two three
So the point I'm making is he got over and he got over with the crowd here.
I think if these people didn't already want to like him in this building
because they had a clue to his reputation or whatever,
this match wouldn't have done it.
Chad Gable worked his ass off.
And the promo afterwards, as I said, you know,
he struggled to speak English saying,
this is my new home, and the people were listening,
kind of trying to get with it,
but when he started speaking Spanish,
it sounded good, and the people reacted to it.
So for the Hispanic, we've talked about this,
for the Hispanic market,
I think this guy's probably a big addition,
but if they expect him to get over everywhere
that hasn't seen him to this audience,
then they better put him in with a lot of guys like Gable.
It'll be interesting.
I thought it was really good.
I really enjoyed it.
By the end of this,
I was like, man,
the first 45 minutes of raw tonight had been amazing.
Between the punk angle and this.
I liked it.
The only thing I...
I was swallowing there.
I would agree the punk angle was amazing.
This was our...
All right.
I thought this was really good.
Again, hot crowd.
In saying that I thought Pentah had a great debut,
doesn't take anything away.
from Chad Gable, who has always been a great worker.
Right.
We've been putting him over since him and Jordan were wrestling FTR, the revival.
His push has always been the issue.
You know, I mean, again, it's the same character.
Was it a year ago?
Was it less?
Where all of a sudden they were giving him kind of a serious push on Raw.
He was going after, I think, the Intercontinental title, whatever it was.
Yeah.
He was going after Gunther.
That's what it was.
And then he went back to kind of being silly again.
you talk about that Canadian destroyer.
The way he took that Canadian destroyer
may be the best bump I've ever seen taken off it,
but more importantly, the reaction it got.
It didn't just get a pop.
It got like a, we've never seen that before pop.
Now, this is a move that's been around forever.
But not in the WW.
Exactly.
Penta is one of the guys, I believe,
guilty in the past in AEW,
probably other places,
where one guy does it,
and then they pop up and they run to the other rope
and hit the other guy and then they do it back and forth.
This right here shows the importance of the difference
when you hit it one time and it's special
and in this case it was right before the finish.
I know it wasn't the finish.
It was right before it.
The crowd reaction was a big part of the story.
The crying daughter at ringside.
Henta did a promo in English.
Again, not his first language.
Did he ever speak English in AEW ever?
Ever.
they get a better job in one night
and again Chad Gable's a great worker
but it's also his charisma and his
personality too right
and you know he stands out from the average
luchador here in 2025
they did a better job in one night
with the merchandising with everything
with Penta than Tony Kahn
and AEW did in five years
well and they talked about
his past on commentary
lucha other than AEW
Lucha Underground Champion TNA
whatever they said they didn't say AEW but
they did about as good as you're going to do
to put him over on night one.
And that's also something they're going to continue.
They have producers for their matches.
If you ever do see the spot where the one guy gives the destroyer
and then the other guy hops out,
but blah, blah, back and forth,
you'll never see it again,
and they will have called it in the ring,
and he'll get chastised for it,
because the producers won't allow that kind of thing to happen
to keep the big pop when they see the move.
And additionally, they're going to put him,
in with guys that can enhance him for the most part rather than again on the other side of the
street they will put people in with anybody with that because Tony has no knowledge of or perspective
on this guy's style won't lend itself well to getting this guy over that I want to get over
he won't be able to do his stuff right I need to give him this guy or whatever they just
put people in there and hope for the best so he will be produced
and he will be much bigger already is in this company than he was in AEW
because they'll accentuate the the strengths and eliminate the weaknesses.
What did you think of his selling?
Did you ever see him sell like that in AEW?
Well, no, because they just hop up and do things.
And at one point, I could see he's not used to this.
When he was down trying to sell the leg or whatever.
But he again is being produced.
and the opponents will say,
no, if I'm going to do this,
then we need to get this reaction,
and then I'll do the other thing for you.
And he will assimilate into the system, hopefully.
But no, already, you know, there was nobody producing them
or explaining the flow of the match or any goal of business of the match.
It was just, yeah, do what you guys do.
Good or bad, that's what they were doing.
Good and bad, both.
what do you think Ray Phoenix is thinking?
He's thinking, God damn it, if only I hadn't...
The choke slam off the ring apron through the table where he broke his arm.
That had to be where they're adding the time, right?
I don't know, because I think that may have been...
That was a while ago.
I think he had to have renewed since that,
unless he signed a five-year deal right out of the gate.
I don't know.
Good Lord.
Anyway, moving along.
Shamus versus Ludwig Kaiser
Now Brian I have to tell you
I forgot to prep the people on how I watched this
It was on the Netflix obviously
But I wasn't in the TV room
I was in the bedroom
Because the bedroom TV remote
Has me a couple of buttons
Where I can back this thing up
And scoot it forward a little bit
And
There's still no on screen
So I don't know what I'm missing
or how far back I'm going or whatever.
But during this match,
my chicken, bacon, cheesy bacon pot pie was ready.
And so I paused it,
but in the process of going to get and eat my pot pie,
I started it again,
but I didn't make any notes because it was Seamus.
And I wish if only they could do with Seamus
what they did with Drew McIntyre,
or if Seamus could do with Seamus,
what Drew McIntyre did with Drew McIntyre.
But otherwise,
Seamus won and argued with Braun Breaker.
Is that basically the way you saw it?
Oh, I didn't see it. Remember I said like a month ago, I have a rule now.
No more Braun versus Seamus versus Ludwig.
I don't want to see any of them in any combination anymore.
Okay, but...
And then it's been nonstop since then.
I thought that was the end of it.
Would you have wanted to see my cheesy chicken bacon pot pie?
What kind of cheese?
Well, it was the cheesy sauce.
Nah, I'm not a pot pie fan.
but I get the crust all crunchy
Yeah but it's still just there
I don't know kind of
It's not really my thing
So now you don't like pot pies either
No it just seems like I should be like I don't know
Sitting in the dirt in England and like
200 years ago eating a pot pie I don't
No it's guys it's chicken it's white meat chicken
It's vegetables you got your peas
You got your carrots
Peas and keys you got the delicious sauce
With the cheesiness in it and the hint of bacon
is there bacon
that's why they call it a cheesy
a cheesy chicken bacon
that's why they call it that
that's why they call it that
there's just a hint of you know what
you know what maybe I would like to see that
more than the Seamus Ludwig match
all right I'm sure it was great though
now in the back
Sammy
comes up to
to tell
fucking Seth that he
if he wants to talk he's there
because Sammy's always the peacemaker,
but they've announced that next week
it's going to be Seth Rollins versus Drew McIntyre
because they're going to settle their issue.
And then Seth got pissy with Sammy about Sammy helping Roman.
So even the people that are against the people that help Roman
are still mad at each other.
This is very intriguing.
And then we got Gunther in the ring.
And again, boy, in the suit and the nerd-her-her-haired.
and he looks like a narc and what a fucking heel.
And he works like Gene Kineski at his prime.
There's nothing not to like about Gunther.
And he doesn't care who the head of the table is.
All that matters is the world heavyweight championship and that's what he's got.
And then all of a sudden Jay Uso's music hits.
And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.
Because I think now that Jimmy is a better worker than Jay.
don't you?
I can't make that judgment.
I'm just saying Jay is
he is over like crazy
and the people love him
and the gimmick and he's selling merchandise
but God damn I don't even know
if I want to see him wrestle Gunther
with just those matches
and even Jimmy now I think is
but nevertheless
Jay got to the ring quick
he didn't come from the
crowd, he came from the back, but he milked the wave, and they had the drone shot going, and the
people were yeetting. And what a fucking spectacle. But again, the rib on him is when he started
speaking, he was already blown up. And he's made it part of his thing where he's just out of breath
and just fucking, oh shit, I'm shitting myself that I'm here, and you people love me. And he wants
the world heavyweight title, and he made a challenge for Saturday night's main event,
to fight Gunther
and Goodthor
and Goodthor laughed at him
and said you're serious
and
Guither did the thing
yeah I beat you twice
you can't beat me
you're a really talented
tag team wrestler Jay
so Saturday night's
main event is fine with me
but you better not do that
and Gunther starts walking out
and Jay says hold on
everything you said is true
and he
it was a combination of him being
heartfelt, having a little bit of a squeaky voice and still being blowed up.
But he's doing a thing where he's, everybody's always said, I'm just a brother and I'm just
a guy and I'm just saying, well, you're going to respect me when I beat your ass.
So if he could just tighten up his work a little bit, he's got everything else and people
want to like him. But now we got, we got Gunther and Jay Uso coming up for Saturday
night's main event and
I gotta say I'm probably still putting my money
on Gunther. It better be Gunther.
They need to save him for something big.
Well, the other thing is if Roman Reins really
wants the world championship,
is he going to go after Cody or Gunther?
Well, see, that's the thing
is Roman has to go after Cody
because it wouldn't make any sense otherwise.
But since they have two world titles,
they got to have somebody that wants
the other one.
And that's where Jay comes in.
But nevertheless,
we're going to see it.
So Saturday night's main event,
they're still claiming
that Hulk Hogan will be a part of it, right?
Yeah, they're going to have to pipe in the crowd noise
like they used to.
I think they're going to have to throw a goddamn
sound muffling blanket over the entire arena.
I don't know if they'll be able to cover that up.
Maybe if he doesn't come out with a heel manager,
maybe that was the problem.
Now, everybody loves Jimmy Hart at this point.
My God, he's got as much heat as a fucking igloo.
Has he ever done a good interview about music in Memphis?
You don't mean like a good promo on a wrestling show.
You mean a good sit-down interview?
I don't know if anybody is...
He's been on this program back in the day.
We did talk about some of that, I think.
You hear like random things like, oh, I was in the studio, baby, who?
But you never hear like, you know, anything about Sun Records,
stacks records,
Alex Chilton,
the box tops.
He was on tour
with Dick Clark
in the 60s,
the Dick Clark
rock and roll show
and all those other fucking
Herman stories
about that.
He's just like,
oh yeah,
we were there,
but it's never like,
I remember Mark Lindsay,
fucked the dog.
Like, it's never anything,
you know,
except I was there.
Well, Jimmy tried to stay
away from most
of the canine carnal knowledge.
But anyway,
then they had some more shit
go on on this program.
And here's another thing about the
netflare. I watched it live because
I had my doctor's appointment this morning.
And so Monday night was last night,
by the way. I'm stooging off where we are
in time. And so I was
watching it live and this is where
things started
getting a little hazy. They had the
Intercontinental Women's Title
match between Lyric Valedictorian
and Dakota Kai.
And I remember
vaguely not
nodding as I said, oh, it's over, and Sammy Zane and the Mizz was next, and that's when I
really nodded off.
Noted off.
You said I vaguely nodded.
Like, uh, I was vaguely nodding.
But then, no, I was vaguely nodding off, but then Sammy and the Miz came up and that's
when it really happened.
So I don't know what happened there.
Did anybody beat Sammy up from the various heels that are after him?
I don't remember.
Well, then hopefully Sammy's still okay.
and then
Ria Ripley came out
to do an in-ring promo
and the chance of Mommy,
Mommy!
And she said,
Mommy is back on top.
And then the refrigerator's music played.
And out came
the human Barka Loungeer herself.
And I don't, I didn't know
that they actually bred pleathers to be
that large that they could make that outfit out of one piece.
It didn't seem like those fans wanted to see her either.
Well, that's the thing.
The nails on a blackboard voice and the fans were booing her in sort of that, oh, God, no,
don't, please, the residual ugly is going to ruin our chubby over Ria.
And they started talking to each other and I went back to sleep.
What happened?
Uh, you know, they beat each other up a little bit.
Bailey got involved, and then Bailey and Rhea got rid of Naya,
and they were kind of celebrating sisterhood.
Sisters are doing it for themselves.
That's right.
Well, and let's go to the brothers,
because the main event of this program was a street fight
between Damian Priest and Finn Baller.
And this has been, they have been sniping at each other
since they were in the goddamn group,
the judgment day,
and then they've had blah, blah, blah,
and this is maybe something
that's gone on a little long.
What, what, what?
You watched this live?
Yes.
So when this came on,
did you have the same thought as me like,
oh, wow, this is kind of early
to go to the main event?
Well, no, because I was in the bed
to where that I could see the TV screen
and I could see my notepad,
but I couldn't look right over the bottom
above the mattress and see what the clock said.
So I didn't know where we were in the scheme of things time-wise when this match came up.
I just say, oh, here's another one of these goddamn street fight matches.
And the chairs and the crashing through the tables and the fighting in the arena.
And that's the thing is I would nod off and I would wake up and they'd still be doing the things
I just described and I would not off and wake up again and they'd still be.
So I don't know what I missed and what I saw,
but there was a lot of street fightingness,
chairs and tables and arena,
and the same as every other goddamn thing
that anybody does these days.
And so when I woke up,
the screen was frozen.
And I was like, what the fuck?
The show's over with.
So I hit play
because I don't know how to work the net,
but I figured I'll just hit something to see what happens.
And the show started at the beginning.
The cold open, right?
And I'm thinking, well, I got to fast forward now a couple hours in to see the rest of this goddamn match.
So I fast forwarded two hours in until Stacey walked in the room and said, you know, that's last week's show.
What?
I'd popped last week's show up somehow it automatically, they're going to make you watch this shit.
even if you're trying not to, it's going to come up.
So then I had to go back to the correct show
and then start playing it
and fast forward two hours and whatever
into that
to see Priest chokeslam Finn 1, 2, 3
and then the show went off the air
and it was only two and a half hours long.
So to answer your question, no, I was not surprised
because I didn't know what time it was,
but then I was surprised
when the show was only two and a half hours long.
And I still didn't like the street fight
because it's a goddamn street fight.
Yeah.
What'd you think?
I guess it was fine for what it was.
I'm not a big fan of these kind of matches
and I haven't been a big fan of the priest-Bower feud.
Hopefully it's over.
I know you're not a big fan of priests.
Many of us aren't.
Well, hopefully this...
You're playing for the opposing team anyway.
Hopefully this feud is over when he goes to AEW.
It'll be Damian Rabbi.
But hopefully this is over.
Did he get the collar?
they did the thing where they did a spot off of a giant area
I don't even how to describe this through a table and then Baller got
stretchered out but then Priest decided now I'm going to really end this and he went
back and started beating up him in the rest of the judgment day once and forth
that's a baby face move beat the guy up while he's on the stretcher
well as a way to say goodbye to the feud well I'll show you gotta say goodbye to the
stretcher, so I'm going to kick your ass while you're on it.
So I'm watching this and I'm like, eh, all right.
I mean, I kind of am done.
I don't want us to watch anymore.
What else is going to be on this show?
Because now they can go past three hours.
They didn't go past three hours.
The credits came up and I was like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
And then that was it.
That was a pleasant way to end it.
It ended up, I didn't think it was going to be a nice way to end this night and
then it ended up being just perfect.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
What a surprise ending.
All right.
I can go home now.
We got the...
Where were you watching it
down at the goddamn pool hall?
We don't discuss the things
that happened at the pool hall.
You were...
You were watching the show
on the big screen over at the House of Ill Repute
in Teeterboro, weren't you?
I don't go to Teeterboro.
I go out of Morristown.
Okay, they opened up a closer branch.
Yeah.
Well, anyway, that was Raw for January the 13th
on the Netflix.
And, uh, again,
I mean, Saturday night's main event is coming up again.
It'll be interesting to see what happens with Hulk Hogan on that program,
but they've got matches lined up for that.
The Royal Rumble has 50,000 fucking tickets sold or whatever.
There's multiple stars in that.
They're cooking for that.
They ain't going to go out of business in the next couple of weeks.
No, they certainly won't.
One last question before, I think you're starting to wrap things up.
Well, I was just, I was starting to fold things over on the corners.
So with the idea that the rock.
isn't doing anything at WrestleMania.
And he was just on Raw and NXT as a baby face,
authority figure sort of guy dressed in a wacky way
like he's going to a nightclub and Miami.
I don't know what the hell's going on there.
But the previous time we saw him before then,
was it Royal Rumble when Cody and Roman were together in the ring
at the end of the main event?
And all of a sudden the rock came out,
and that was the way the event ended?
What was the point of that if he's not working with him?
anyone.
Either something has happened to convince him that whatever he needs to do that would make
sense is not going to be the thing that he wants to do or will make him look the best.
And so he's just deciding maybe we won't do it.
Or physically it could be an issue.
I mean, he's not getting younger.
Or physically, he doesn't feel like that he can do what he needs to do and not look, you know, bad or give somebody a, you know,
know, bum mood over it.
Or, I gotta be honest with you,
Roman and Rock or Cody and Rock would be
big money matches.
I mean, if Rock wrestles paper and scissors,
it would draw money.
But there's really nothing else
that you can think of for him to do in the ring
that it would be,
that would even be, you know, worth discussing
and the hoops that you would have to jump through
to get it done.
Well, there's one other thing,
but I don't know if it's even worth doing.
What?
Again, I'm not saying they even going to do this,
but if you did Sina versus Rock one last time
during the retirement year, it could be pretty big.
But again, I don't know if it would work.
That's the thing.
It would probably be big as a draw.
It'd probably be either somewhat disappointing in the end
because you're comparing it something
that happened 20 years ago,
or somebody's got to lose that one,
and unless Rock went full-fledged heel again,
It would kind of be a bummer if either got lost.
But what I was going to say is, I think ongoing money, not every week,
but in major seasons for WrestleMania, SummerSlam, whatever, build up to Saudi Arabia,
whatever they're going to make a fucking fortune on,
the rock and triple H, not physically, not having a match.
Oh, I agree, 100%.
Cutting the promos and wanting control of the direction of the company.
board of directors versus a chief content officer, whatever, that and let their surrogates
who could be the Romans and the Codies and the punks and the, all the top stars,
could align with one or the other and be on that person's side to take control of the direction
of the WWE.
Then you got months and months and months.
And no one has to work and get hurt.
Exactly.
and Heyman can be trying to be the fucking butler for whichever one wins
and playing both of them against the other one.
He does that anyway.
Well, that's why I'm saying, just bring it out in the open.
How big is that angle going to be one day when someone attacks Triple H?
Oh, you know, he doesn't have to do anything.
He just has the bump.
He needs to have a heart attack.
No, you can't do that.
That was a disaster for Fritz.
It's Fritz in the reunion arena.
By the way, Fritz is aspirin now at Heritage Auctions.
Oh, you know what?
They ought to bring Sean Stajak back and have him give Triple H the heart punch.
They ought to bring them back and sign them to A.E.W.
So they can record all the locker room conversations and send them to us.
Well, I have a feeling several people are probably doing that down there already.
Oh.
To report into their legal team whenever they're going to file the suit.
But anyway, are we meandering now?
We are. This is your show.
We are mea.
Well, I'm going to meandering.
on out of here. Folks, thank you for joining us. It's been a wonderful week again. We will be back
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