Jim Cornette Experience - Episode 566: Programs I Nearly Slept Through
Episode Date: January 25, 2025This week on the Experience, Jim talks about his future projects, Britt Baker, Tessa Blanchard, Japan's big announcement, and more! Plus Jim reviews WWE Raw & Smackdown! Follow Jim and Brian on Tw...itter: @TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast Join Jim Cornette's College Of Wrestling Knowledge on Patreon to access the archives & more! https://www.patreon.com/Cornette Subscribe to the Official Jim Cornette channel on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/c/OfficialJimCornette Visit Jim's official site at www.JimCornette.com for merch, live dates, commentaries and more! You can listen to Brian on the 6:05 Superpodcast at 605pod.com or wherever you find your favorite podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Like the midnight and the rock and roll.
He's in a fight for wrestling soul using a racket and some mind control.
He's Jim Kornet.
The keys to the future.
Hell by Nett.
Talk about the WWE programs I nearly slept through.
Tony Kahn's nightmare talent relations problems.
And hell hadn't frozen over, but Houston has.
And joining me for all this frivolity and more.
Hawaii and Brian the podcasting line,
the King of the Arcadian Vanguard Podcast Network, Mr. Co-host to you,
he's as cold as ice, and he's willing to sacrifice all my free time.
The great Brian Last, everybody.
Aloha, Jim.
I am here.
I have arrived.
He has arrived.
It's a pleasure to be here.
That little ditty there is going to go down in history alongside the da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-a-na-of Batman.
as the theme from last.
It'll be the last theme that you think about.
That was one of the funniest little asides ever.
Like, sometimes you're telling a story and it's a great story,
and then I don't know where you take a turn and it gets better.
I was playing, you know, go-karts and mini-golf with macho man,
and then I threatened to kill Terry Landau.
Whoa, where did that come from?
This one, you're telling the story about this local guy who got involved with something,
and then I don't know where you're like,
yeah, and then the police officer brought his own entrance music.
Yeah.
voiceover and I laughed about that for days after that.
He has arrived and he is here, ladies and gentlemen, we are both here in the cold,
snowy wilderness.
You got snow.
I'm still packed in a cocoon of ice and snow on most of the ground around here.
And it's single digit temperatures will blow zero wind chills again until Wednesday morning,
I think, more cold warnings.
But did you hear about Houston?
Houston, Houston, Houston,
4-C, up to 6 inches of snow in Houston.
Did you see the footage?
Did you see any of this video?
Sounds like Gina Hernandez is back in town.
No, I did not see anything about this, though.
You being a New Jersey...
I'm dealing with my own weather issues.
A New Jersey...
What are you up there into?
We're Kentuckians.
What are you?
A New Jersey-Ite.
Jersey-in?
A Jersey
A New Jersey
I don't know
Sounds better than Jersey
You as a minion of New Jersey
That doesn't sound impressive to you
Do you know how often they get
Six inches of snow in Houston, Texas?
No, when was the last time I got any snow?
Ever, I don't think ever
I was there for a year
I didn't see six inches of snow
And I saw
Six inches of snow one time in Dallas
Like the first week of January
85 that crippled the city and everybody fucking stayed in except for people riding
Alaskan Malamutes over to the fucking 7-Eleven for some hot chicken nuggets.
It was paralyzing and Houston is 250 miles south of that and they've got the forecast for
South Louisiana, Lafayette, Lake Charles, Nalans all that they're going to get snow.
I was in New Orleans one time when they closed the schools because it was too cold.
It got to below freezing.
Below freezing was school closing weather 40 years ago in New Orleans.
And they're going to get fucking snow.
This was just below freezing.
No rain, no snow.
It got like 30 degrees.
Oh, fuck.
Water pipes are bursting all over town.
They had in world class, and I don't have the,
book near me, and it doesn't matter about the date and the place exactly, but the first
couple weeks of January in South Texas, they had booked an outdoor show.
And they had to cancel it that the same year that I talked about snow in Dallas.
It was like the same week, as a matter of fact, I think.
Because they assumed that, yeah, we can run the high school football field in January in,
I can't somewhere down next to Harlingen.
it's normally 65, 70 degrees.
It didn't snow down there, but it was like 40 degrees in the daytime.
It was too fucking cold to be out in your tights at night.
But everything would be just fine.
If there was six inches of snow, Buddy would have made every date that week.
You know what his motto was, don't you?
Was it no snow, no buddrow?
If it don't snow, we can't go.
But that was right up there next to the next to.
no hair, no flare, but times have changed since those
Halcyon days. Did you hear now, when we talked about the shitty weather,
I'm trying to lighten the mood a little bit before we get to the bad stuff.
Did you hear about the National Archives, are looking to hire people?
They're looking to hire people with a special skill that apparently is
falling by the wayside with people that can't do this anymore,
so they're advertising, they're wanting to hire people with this particular learned knowledge that they have.
You know what they're looking for?
I have no idea what you're talking about, no.
People who can read cursive.
This was on the news.
People who, because they still have all the old civil war documents,
handwritten things in files of the last 250 years of democracy before it ended yesterday.
You know, but isn't people who can read cursive.
Don't teach it anymore.
And people who can read cursive, people who can fucking read, at least English.
What do you mean that?
How do you teach somebody to write without teaching them out of fucking right?
Do they strictly mean cursive or do they mean like the old time-like language?
Like, oh, ye maydie, I travel ye far.
No, this is the national archives, not goddamn chapel at Notre Dame.
we don't have shit from the 15th fucking century.
This isn't medieval hear-yees and hear-yees.
This is goddamn Ulysses-Grant saying,
yeah, we fucking kicked their ass over there
in fucking Appomatics or whatever the fuck.
Right?
It may be old faded cursive, but they're just saying cursive, cursive writing.
Well, here's the other issue.
How much does it pay?
Well, apparently the price is going to go up.
the fewer people can fucking do it.
I'm gainfully employed here.
I didn't investigate that aspect.
That's the issue.
If they're really having a problem,
there'd be plenty of people that can read it,
but they have to drop everything to go to move the Washington
to work in the National Archives to do that.
Well, I assume that if you want to engage in the field of archaeology
of manuscripts and things of that nature
and get involved in curation of classic documents,
that you might want to get your foot in the door.
It's an entry-level position.
You've got to be able to read.
And you've got to be breathing.
This is why Notre Dame's lucky.
Jack Pfeffer wrote in block letters.
No problems there.
Disdenite Christine Jarrett threatened to kill me.
But seriously, is this why that young people, at least here in this country,
are apparently fucking stupid?
I don't know if cursive itself is that, I mean, again, I don't know how this, I mean, you're making it,
I mean, you're making it's telling me no one's applying themselves to read cursive, it just sounds like
no one's applying for this job.
No, they were saying that it is a dwindling skill in the overall population, which is why
that they're putting out this plea, not just that nobody wants to work for us because
we're a bunch of low-paying assholes.
Again, I think part of the issue is this is one of those things that are a lot of schools,
I don't know if every school.
I don't know what the situation is, but at some point,
I was taught it in second grade.
And then, like, by the time I graduated elementary school,
I don't think they were teaching it anymore into any of the younger kids.
I think it went away.
Wait, what, okay, hold on here a second there, cowboy.
Because I went to school along before you did.
And I've been writing now and all of my life.
And if you're teaching a kid to write,
it's either got to be capital block printing
the Jack Pfeffer method I believe they call it
in the in the scientific world
or cursive
how else are you going to write
type
it's teaching a fucking second grade kid to fucking type
the teaching everyone you have spawned
what do they do with your smaller
spring offs
no she writes but she doesn't do any cursive
they haven't taught her cursive I mean
she's in first grade. Well, no, they're not going to teach her any cursing.
They shouldn't teach your kids. She learns that by listening to the show.
Yeah. Out of the years. But seriously,
what does your daddy do? Oh, here, here's a tape. Play this.
No wonder you can't come within 250 feet of that school. That's not true. You haven't confirmed
that. Nobody knows it as far as we know. But anyway, I'm just, I'm amazed at what the
Fuck, people don't read now they don't write, and this is the shape we're in here.
But if you need a part-time job and you're in the Washington area and you can fucking read,
go to the National Arc.
Well, what do they pay?
You're in the Washington area.
Get to fuck out of there.
And by the way, if you are working at the National Archive, I have to think there are a lot of people working there are a lot of different people with expertise and different things.
Where are they putting the cursive people in the basement?
You're not going to get priority seating or anything.
We're not going to get an office.
As long as they've got an overhead light
so they can read the mounds of material that they are there to peruse,
then I would think that basement would be fine.
It's less distractions down there.
You feel cozy and tucked in.
It sounds like the person who drops their life and drops their job
to move to D.C. and take this job is going to hate their life.
They're going to be stuck in an endless tunnel going nowhere.
Well, but where else you're going to go,
where you don't feel like that for the next four years?
Not in the National Archives, I'll tell you that.
But that's interesting.
I didn't see that story.
It's just, you know, there's a lot of things that when you went to school,
they taught you that they didn't teach me when I went to school.
And then there were things that I learned when I went to school,
they're not teaching my kids.
It's crazy.
I'm sure that the McMahon will fix it.
I'm just about to say, I think somebody needs to fix these things,
but then I realized that, yeah, the head of rewriting history department
Linda McMahon, she's got so much experience.
I can't wait to see what we used to do next.
And speaking of which, and I'm not going to browbeat it,
but just so we are aware now,
the pig that is currently officially squatting
in the White House now,
did you hear how he wanted to piss on Jay,
I did piss on Jimmy Carter.
Did you hear about this?
No, I know he was at the funeral.
I didn't know he pissed on Jimmy Carter.
Did he steal your gimmick from what you're going to do to Russo?
No, no.
He wouldn't even get up and walk his lazy ass over to the cemetery.
No.
The flag was flying at half staff over the Capitol, the White House, whatever the case,
because of the 30-day period of mourning that is standard for ex-president,
and they're following the protocol.
And he thought, well, that's disrespectful to him.
This is what kind of self-absorbed pig.
just as an excuse for a human being
you can see what he is.
It's disrespectful to me to have the flag down.
So they raised it back up for the inauguration
and then they drop it back down
which has never been done before.
Nobody's ever even asked for it to be done before.
But just a kind of fucking glory hog
as a, I can't say person.
As an individual, that's what kind of is,
but also
everybody,
all the maggots were flipping out
and their heads were on fire
when Joe Biden pardoned his son
because he's a fuck up with a drug problem.
I'm thankfully there aren't any more of those
in the United States
and the Republicans were trying to put him in jail
for fucking millions of years
for all these conspiracy theories.
But even then,
they flipped out when Biden pardoned
innocent people,
Liz Cheney, Dr.
people on the January 6th committee who might be
and probably would be the subject of retribution
for trying to tell people the truth about this fucking
criminal succubus that they've fucking fallen under the spell of
and he didn't want them to be penalized so he pardoned them
when dipshit when this criminal overlord takes over
the first thing he does is pardon the January 6th in Surreact.
legitimate, dangerous criminals that are already in prison.
Sure, some of them were hillbillies that got carried away because they're suckers.
But there's oathkeepers and proud boys and people who assaulted law enforcement and
treason the insurrectionist.
Whatever the fuck, they were in prison one guy for over 20 years.
Having been found guilty, dangerous criminals were taken off.
the streets and out of the populace,
but he pardons
them because they were on his side.
Here you go.
I could list everything
else, but we don't have time on the
podcast, but this is
what you wanted, this is what you're getting,
and
more lunatics are going to be running
more things so that more stupid decisions
can be made in the future.
But yeah, thankfully,
the Law and Order Party has
restored about 2,000 criminals with weaponry, most of them, back out onto the streets.
In the meantime, did we mention it was cold outside?
It's freezing, below freezing.
That's what you would say, yes.
Yes, yes, below freezing.
If you say it's freezing, does that just mean it's within that zone, or do you have to say below freezing?
well actually you wouldn't definitely
if you said it's freezing then that does pinpoint it
into right at about 32 degrees
but if you if you say it's
fucking just fucking cold well then
that can encompass a variety of
frigid frigid
bone chilling
all right
here's another fucking day where I've got stuff
written down everywhere and I watched
the shows
in odd or
but I wanted to mention something to you
about something that I was doing
because we talked about the negatives,
my photographic files
that now put the poor overworked feather bottoms
he's helping me on another project
to scan these negatives
and I said, boy, we don't really know how many
there are, they're going to be.
We found a place that can do at high speed,
but they can't do it, the resolution that we need,
but our in-house scanner can scan these things like goddamn NASA photographs
where you can see the hair follicles and their beard.
So we've got to get this in order somehow.
I didn't mention this to you.
This may be news to you.
But over the COVID-ridden holidays that I had,
I put together at one of the books of negatives in sleeves.
It is a big point.
plastic binder that snaps open in a very authoritative way and it opens up and it's a three ring
thing and you've got a hundred milar or whatever plastic pages that's the negative strips slide
right in and you can you can turn the page as Bob Seeger might say you can you visualize what
I am what I'm cooking here I think so even with the Bob Seeger in the background well you
have a good well it's my night moves I did a lot
lot of this at night.
But so now do this math
with me. Each page, or
each negative strip
is there's four frames
on it. Right? You got a
strip of negatives. You can imagine that the film strip.
Right. Four negative, four frames on the
strip of negative. And it holds
each page seven of those strips. That's 28
per page, right? Right.
And I did 100 pages.
Oh, boy. So that's 28.
800 frames.
And if you look real carefully
at what I started with, you can notice
maybe that something is missing.
Oh, boy.
So we're thinking now this may be more in the area
of 60, 70,000 frames.
Wow.
I mean, there's just no weight.
And it's obviously,
we've talked about my trials and tribulations
as a busy teenager and
also trying to fucking
keep this shit in order
and it sat in boxes for years.
So it's going to be a process, but something else you don't know
that I've turned over to Mr. Featherbottom.
He's already started working on these things.
I mentioned a while back, I mentioned the audio cassettes that I had
that a fan from Memphis had given me that she had recorded in her home.
In her bedroom late at night, watching wrestling.
Oh, Fargo!
It was Saturday morning at 11 o'clock.
and unfortunately Aunt Fannie apparently was in the room also
because I'd never had time to listen to those
I got them right before I got starting a business and kept them all these years
I thought well 1974 and 1975 Memphis TV
you know this is she's in suburban Arkansas
but they got the live show 90 minutes I said what treasures may be on here
so Hoshka's transfer to me said
the TV is on in the room
and apparently they've got the tape recorder
sitting next to them on the couch
and they are like cackling like are you
they were big she was a big fan of believe
of Tommy Gilbert and Eddie Marlin
and so Spoh
go get him time do you hear the cross talk
and it's a Saturday morning living room
out in suburban Arkansas
so the sound quality may not be
all to write home about
but then I got him started on the ones that I started recording back in
1976 and he is so far reported that he doesn't know what fuck's going on because
he wasn't even alive then and you know it's not like there's a run sheet with these
things it's it's a cassette tape labeled wrestling June 14 1977 so he's just
transferring it, but he said he can adjust the things with all of the equalizers and
equilibriums they've got on the computer these days where they don't sound too bad.
And the thing with these are not, again, a lot of them are not the complete shows.
Some of them are, got to be that way.
We hope everything still plays.
I was using some of those Sertron audio cassettes, if anybody's old enough to remember those
because of the price factor.
But there may be stuff here that doesn't exist anywhere else.
Well, there has to be stuff that doesn't exist anywhere else in the world.
The question is, as we go through it,
will there be a clamor for its existence?
So you started recording right after the split?
Right before the split.
So do you have like the week it went down?
I'm hoping that there's still, possibly, unless we were at Ain't Lola's.
and but also I think I still have Nick Goulis
conducting some of the local Louisville interviews
because he did that until the split.
You couldn't pry Nick Goulis out of that
Nashville TV studio on Wednesday mornings
hosting all of the local promos for his towns
except for Memphis.
They did those live in the studio,
but else he did everything else.
It was insane.
I remember Louisville Wrestling Fest,
Tuesday night you have stole for one of the biggest cons
I've signed in many years,
Headlined by that return grudge, NWA Southern Junior Heavyweight Championship.
I mean, just on and on.
I never realized that, that he was doing the local promos for Louisville up to 77.
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
Because that was his thing with the NWA placard on the desk and the nice chairs that and the curtain they gave.
Because he'd been doing them at the, I forget what station in Nashville, but for decades.
And that's what they did on Wednesday was the promos for the whole territory.
there an angle or anything specific that caused you to finally say, that's it, I have to record this
in some way? Well, I think part of it may have been the bill to Jerry Lawler and Coyote Calhoun
toward Thanksgiving issue of 1976 when it was on TV and on the radio. And I've got some
tapes of the radio call-ins that Lawler did and et cetera. But I know that people today are used to
all of this, but I don't think
they understand
what it was to home record
something when you're 14, 15 years
old in 1976.
And
because there was no
home video
of any kind.
In 1976,
they had home VCRs and nobody
knew it. You still had to be
like, you know, you still had to be a member of
the fucking development
team at Sony.
and wasn't there a oh my god what was the cartridge vision that they had for a year that flopped right before
the beta max came out 77 at whatever but nobody had home video and most people didn't know that
it was a thing that could be had and were you an audio file as a teenager did you get into
steroids steroids because I loved audio I really wanted my ear muscles to grow
Did you get into stereos?
That's why I hear so well.
Did you get into stereos and speakers and, you know,
turntables and a microphone, things like that when you were young?
Or was that, again, because everybody takes audio for granted,
now that you could have it on the little box that you said on the thing.
What I had in 1976, I'm 15 years old,
was a tape recorder from, oh, God damn, I forget,
what brand that was, it wasn't even a realistic yet.
I changed up to the Radio Shack brand was realistic.
And I traded the one that I had in.
My mom had got it for me when I was like 11 or 12.
And I recorded, the first thing I recorded off radio or television
was the local WFPL radio station, Free Public Library,
took to broadcasting old episodes of the Inner Sanctum
and the shadow and shit like that.
And I would
listen to them and record
a few of those with
the tape recorder that was in front
of me which basically you pressed a button
and turned a fucking thing and it recorded
through this Mickey Mouse microphone
until you turned stop
and that was basically it.
And that thing probably cost
$12 and this is what I started because
when
in 1977
76, 77, to have home recording capability where you could either tape audio cassettes off of records and make your own custom mix tapes or have a nice stereo that people would come over and say, wow, it was a fucking $3 or $4,000 investment at that point.
And that would be closer to what, $12,000 to $15,000 in today's money.
so it's not like you could just do this shit at your house have i made that point clear i think so
okay so i would it started with the old tape recorder and then when i realized the microphone wasn't even
a microphone shape thing it was kind of square it was unwieldy it looked like a fucking microphone
you'd key down on a cb radio i got the realistic tape recorder for like 12 or 15 dollars
and because I wasn't even making money on pictures yet.
I just started.
And, you know, use the microphone with the little plastic stand
and I just kind of put it in front of the TV
and I would turn the fucking tape recorder on.
And to save money, at first I just started recording like the interviews.
And if I knew that somebody was really a notoriously shitty promo,
I probably wouldn't even turn it on.
but because the blank tapes over at Radio Shack
here in lovely suburban Louisville
we're like $2 or whatever
well that's almost $10 and I make no money
and in today's money is what I'm saying
so I would save tape and just record some promos
but then later on as I started making money
I might record more of the show
but again this is something you never thought
anybody would want to go back and listen to Lance Russell call a match that you can't watch.
Now, God damn it, if there had been home video at that time, I would have been turning to
crime to find a way to get in on that, but more on that in a second.
But from that period from 76 through 79, as I said, as I started being able to afford a few more
tapes and also just getting more interested.
I recorded more of the show until at the end.
There's probably a lot of them that are somewhat complete,
except for the goddamn commercials.
I'd try to edit those out, but I had to be right there in front of the TV to record
anything anyway.
There was no timer apparatus.
And then sometimes it was hard to find 60 minutes aside tapes.
They were all 45 minutes, so you'd have to, right in the middle of something,
the fucking machine would kick off, and you had to do.
to flummox and turn the tape over and hit record again.
So we don't know what we've got,
but we'll have something that nobody's heard ever since it happened, probably,
because everybody knows all those tapes didn't get safe.
All right, I'm looking forward to that.
That should be interesting.
You never got to go into like high five buys or one of the big major,
I don't know, what was it, crazy fucking Eddie?
Crazy Eddie?
well it's down here in the 70s at the big malls
and some of the standalone stores the big stereo
retailers they were so cool to go into as I got
started making a little bit of money
and started being more interested in music
and there was no way to home video record wrestling
but boy I started getting into stereos
and cassette decks and turntables and nice
speakers. And at the time, as I said, it was a goddamn investment because you couldn't just go in and
me, you know, they came out with boom boxes, what, in the early 80s? But even then for people who
were into sound quality, you know, if you got a really nice setup, a nice cassette deck with the
fucking LED peak meters and all the flashy shit was $300 in the late.
70s. So that's like over
1,000 today. And then you need
a nice receiver, which is probably a little more, and a
turntable, which may be a little
less, but then you wanted
the stylus with the cartridge on it that
picks up the optimum signal.
And they had a whole industry around that, and the
graphic equalizer, and then the big
ass bugging stereo speakers.
And all these stores had a room
that you could go in, that you could go in, that
you could only go into with a salesman with you,
where all the high-end shit was.
And this was like the equivalent of today's,
I don't know, plasma fucking 10-foot screens or whatever,
but this was the best-quality cassette deck available
and the best-quality turntable with this optimum speaker system.
And people were spending tens of thousands of dollars
to have today what they sell out of a box
at goddamn best buy.
I mean, all the equipment was high quality
and it would last forever
and it was incredible
if you wanted to put everything together
and have your own home theater
and do all this shit yourself,
but it was goddamn, that's one thing
the price has come down on.
You don't have to do that anymore.
The amount of things you need also.
Well, and my first VCR, the MagnaVox.
Wade 50,
50 pounds with piano key operation on top.
And it was built like a tank, and it cost $1,000 in 1979 for a VHS recorder,
which would be what, $3,500, maybe $4,000 today.
And the blank tapes at three places in Louisville that you could get them were the T-120,
120, 120 minutes, two-hour tape was $25.
That'd be like fucking 80-something bucks today.
in the only few places you could get them.
So you had to be sparing at first there.
And then things started coming down as the war was on.
But it was a fucking investment that you couldn't make to just record shit,
even if you had a fucking, you know, desire to at home back then,
unless you were already an adult and gainfully employed.
My father had a lot of home audio recording equipment.
So he used to be able to record if there was going to be a concert on the radio
or if there's going to be something weird on WFMU or WFUV,
he'd be able to get it, he had a good antenna and he can record it.
And then, of course, he had a top of the line stereo system and everything.
Was he of the reel-to-rear?
Oh, yeah, that's how he recorded it.
He recorded his audio on reel-to-reel.
I still have all these real-to-reel things from the 70s in the early 80s.
The first audio recording of me is on one of them somewhere.
Well, we need to keep that hidden away.
The cool thing in like the early mid-70s when I was starting to get just,
I always loved movie books, entertainment, television, history of radio, et cetera,
all of that type of thing.
But also they had a variety of services.
We've talked about Black Hawk films that had 16 and 8 millimeter films of movies that were obviously truncated.
They were cut down like eight minutes, gone with the wind.
Here it is.
But that was the only way you get home video.
They had companies that sold audio of the old again,
the Abbott and Costello radio shows or the InterSanctum or the Whistler or whatever.
And they had the option because many people at that point,
the real dedicated audio files and the people that collected audio
preferred reel to reel because it was higher quality than cassettes,
but you could buy it on reel to reel
or on cassette
for like more money than I had
but people that's that was home entertainment
in the 1970s and all of a sudden we got VCRs
and fucking then we got cable
and then we got pay-per-view in the next five or six years
it's like what's the fuck and now people have forgotten
you know you couldn't just hey
record that
well fuck it wasn't that easy
that's why none of this shit's around
I recently found some home video of a family get-together in November of 1985.
And one of my uncle's friends, and my uncle was probably in his late 20s at this point in time,
one of his friends had a video camera, and he's filming the party.
And one of the other friends walks up to him slowly and you see the sudden, he goes,
does that have sound?
Like he had no idea what it was.
He had never seen a video recorder like that.
People didn't have them in their homes until all of a sudden they did.
Hey, one of the most frightening memories of my childhood, and it will move on to something more commercial.
My dad took home movies, and we still have all of them, and I had them transferred to video sometime back, but I have the actual original film also.
But I still have the camera, and I still have the lights, and that's the thing.
when I was in
1963, 64,
when I'm two or three years old
sitting in the floor
under the Christmas tree
on Christmas morning
invariably
my peace and tranquility
would be shattered
and I would be mortified
and scared
because suddenly down the stairs
would come
six giant bright, hot fucking lights
encompassing the room
just like the sun was
exploding on me and my father's feet
underneath that coming down the stairs
and somebody saying
Merry Christmas Jimmy and I'm a way the fuck of these
oh my God it's so hot
because you couldn't even take video
with a movie camera
inside the house unless you had these
giant fucking lights I've got this
apparatus was literally two feet across
I've still got it
and it bolted onto the goddamn
video camera that took
8 millimeter
you know film
and it was big
it was twice as big as the fucking camera
and we had to hold it on the side
to hold that up and the whole nine yards
it was that was just to take
home movies in your house
and now everybody's a TV studio
in their fucking ass pocket
that's a good
I guess that wraps up our look at society
right? Yes yes
very anti-social
about certain societal trends.
I'll tell you what's going to go on that's very social.
Folks, February, we've got to try to get some love back in the world, right?
If February is Valentine's Day, February is the month of love.
And in February, you can either take a ride on the Midnight Express
or get your hands on the heavily bodies.
At Cornett's collectibles at Jim Cornett.com.
Because starting Saturday, February the 1st,
and it's noon Eastern, by the way, is the exact point.
when these price changes will go into effect.
Saturday, February 1st at noon eastern,
all of the Midnight Express and Heavenly Bodies tag team action figure sets
$20 off their normal retail price, even the four pack.
We're throwing caution of the wins here.
And the other feature of this fine happening
is that if you buy any of those tag team sets,
which include, by the way, the personally autographed photos
alongside them and potentially the books if you choose that option,
then you will buy any tag team set and get any
of the remaining Jim Cornett action figures for 2495.
And I say any kind of optimistically,
because we now have been made aware that there's like 29
of the commentator play sets left and they're gone.
And the pink and black breast cancer, by the way,
we still send $10 every month for every,
or $10 for every figure sold every month to the City of Hope.
Those are trickling out.
So basically we're down to the final variant and Santa Corny,
but nevertheless, you buy any tag team set
and you get any of the Jim Cornette action figures,
also for half price.
I don't know what else we can do.
This is as far as we can go.
I think he's crazy already.
And anybody spends $50 and over in merchandise gets a two-hour DVD
of classic wrestling from the 70s and 80s from the wrestling gold series,
absolutely free of charge, stuck right into your package, wedged up there sideways,
at some bitch.
It'll be the unreleased best of Tex McKenzie.
Well, as a matter of fact, I've got Tex McKinsey against Bulldog Bob Brown.
and that was the long and the short of it.
But anyway, Jimcornad.com, all the month of February, starting the first at noon
Eastern and continuing through the 28th, you lied to me the other day.
It's not a leap year, so there will be no 29th.
Brian was trying to cost you people money.
I corrected myself quickly.
I was wrong initially.
Well, you knew I'd find out about it.
I told you about it.
The first one.
That's because you wanted to be the first one to get me the bad news.
See?
You just proved my point.
All righty.
Anyway, before we, see, again, I'm unprepared today.
I've got things written down.
I've got notepads.
We've got stuff.
We talked about that type of thing.
Before we go into the WWE's land of milk and honey,
there is some other professional wrestling news going around the world of wrestling,
including with personnel.
And I guess we should start with the one I'll just bury myself with.
and then we'll go from there.
But did you hear about the controversy with Tessa Blanchard
on the T&A live event, big event,
medium-sized event, whatever event they held over the weekend?
Well, their events are getting bigger and bigger, actually, it seems like.
But I heard that she wrestled Jordan Grace.
I heard people raving about it because several people said we should watch it.
Apparently it was Jordan Grace's last night in the company.
And then after the fact...
I've been waiting to see her last night in the company forever.
I wish somebody had told me.
No, I'm sorry.
I just kid.
You may be about to see her start in another company you watch pretty often,
so we'll see what happens there.
But after the fact I heard about the crowd taking over,
I still haven't seen the clip or the match or anything.
Well, I'll just, I'll chime in here.
And then we can discuss some of the other things
that maybe you can inform me about,
but I did see this clip.
I didn't see the match because, as I said, nobody told me about it.
And I don't know that I would have watched it truthfully because of our time issues.
But I'm interested in what's going on with Tessa Blanchard because I remember,
how long has it been five or six years ago, maybe before she dropped out of sight
and was exiled to, I don't know, a goddamn plantain plantation?
in Guatemala, wherever the fuck she's been.
I think it was just Mexico.
Well, somewhere another,
the border has been impenetrable for her.
But I remember saying,
well, come on now.
It's a serious topic.
Out of nowhere.
Out of nowhere, ladies a gentleman.
A serious topic deserves some kind of somber activity here.
I said when I saw her,
like I said, it's been so long,
I can't even remember who it was against,
but I said she's one of the best women's wrestlers
I've seen and I don't know how long
inside the ring.
And she looked great and she was in shape
and her work was
as I was impressed by her work
enough to leave a lasting impression on me
and then of course
whatever the fuck was going on
she got married to some guy and moved to Mexico
because he was a wrestler down there
and then she got unpopular
with the fucking crew and the law
locker room was it there or was it in the
United States or on some indie level
all of the above
maybe okay you know
people don't like her
and she's a racist
for some
off of off air
unrecorded
not for public consumption
interaction or argument
or conflict that she's had in the locker room
with some of the girls in the locker room
they don't like her
and so she has been
basically in Mexico
for however fucking long
and I'm saying what the fuck
again some now people are going to say
well cordet's going to take up with this racist guy
oh blow me blow me blow me blow me
when there's real shit going on in the fucking world
blow me about this phony stuff you imagine
and delude yourself to believing
but
it I would think
to the
the WWE
or to
I would say AEW
but they don't count they defy
logic over business but for
the WW or for TNA
or for some
major company
to ignore this girl
who is obviously
highly talented
and capable
of performing at a high level just because
the other girls in the locker room don't
like her be somewhat unusual.
I'm so many
unlikable and unsavory people have been
signed by companies in a past.
So I was always thinking did
did she piss them off somehow
but she hasn't even worked there in the
WWE and the T&A thing
I don't use their toilets.
And I don't know
I don't know how she left TNA before,
but it's been years.
That was an entire previous bunch of people running the thing.
So it doesn't seem like she should have heat with the promotions.
Have I missed something that has been publicly reported, Brian,
that you can remember.
I don't think she's heat with the promotions.
Tell me why she should have heat with any promotion?
Then why wouldn't you fucking at least bring this girl in and talk to her and say,
you know, get some preliminary idea of,
are you completely nuts,
or are you a normal person as maybe...
Yeah, that's why she's in TNA now.
That's exactly why she's in TNA right now.
Let's see how this goes.
And, you know, again, night one is the problem.
And again, I don't want to just dismiss
because we'll talk about AEW's most recent issue shortly,
the idea that if someone is so problematic in the back
that them not being there makes everyone's day better
and it won't affect the business one way or another,
that's something to think about but if you get past that her in ring has always been great and it was great apparently on this return match people were raving about it but yeah but the entire audience started chant i mean it was a loud chant from what i understand she's a racist
and that's what i'm saying that's where wwe if they're watching to see how this goes you got to figure out of way and i don't know what it is or how you do
it to get that fan base not to do that and other fans not to do that, but it's a difficult
position.
But why would these weasels do that?
Why would you do that?
Because you don't know this girl, you've never met this girl, and she's having a good match
on a show that probably needs some of them.
And she's a racist, because that's an audience participation thing you can join in on, even though
you have no factual knowledge of that
otherwise what a bunch of other fucking people
have said in the fucking locker room
and I've talked about it
a while back on a program
when potentially the last time
anybody heard anything from her
in what context
was this going on
was she coming in
just screaming racial epithets
at people and telling them to fucking
lick her shoes or
had it maybe been somebody
just dropped her
on her head or fucking kicked her in a fucking face.
What kind of heated exchange was going on here?
What was said blah, blah, blah.
And I'm sorry, we have Hogan on tape.
You know, let's not pretend she didn't say.
I don't even think she's denying that she didn't say these things.
But I don't know what exact things, but.
She threw the N-word around in a fight with another wrestler.
Okay.
And in what context?
did she just drop her on her head or kick her in a fucking face?
Were they about to be pulled apart?
Or is she just walking in that day going, well, you fucking stupid?
But the problem is if that happens on top of other incidents,
and again, when it came out, it was like one girl after another after another,
yep, this happened to me.
She spit at me.
We had an incident here.
She bullied us.
And, you know, again, if it comes to the point where removing the doctor from Malacca,
room makes the locker room a little happier and makes everything run a little smoother and it's not
going to hurt the business you have to think about sometimes someone's too big of a pain in the ass
or at least you think they could be she got removed from those locker rooms now the the
bullying thing I'm like unless she was actually physically pushing people around then the bullying
yeah the racial epithets thing is something different and again we need context but what I
I'm saying is that this was
shit that was in, it wasn't
in front of fans, it wasn't at appearances,
it wasn't on tape, it wasn't on audio,
it was their personal interaction,
and so is she probably,
most probably guilty
of saying shit or having
an attitude that she might
not have had and thought better of it
when she was younger? Yes,
but why does that
determine that these people
who don't know anything
about the firsthand situation, can
chance she's a racist on her debut in a fucking company when apparently they want her there and
she is not at that point pissed anybody off yet why the fuck would you do that to somebody
it's like she's been noted for being busted on the front page of the newspaper at a clan
rally or making major contributions to the american nazi party but again you're talking about
you're not talking about the w ewe crowd you're talking about t and a which is like a ewe or
a ring of honor in the past.
A dedicated fan base.
Dedicated fan base that follows everything to the T on the internet.
So they're aware of it.
A.k.a. Smart asses.
That's the problem.
This isn't something that's as simple as her working it out in the back with the girls that she
offended or anyone who has a problem with it.
That's happened in the past for people.
The problem is the fans are aware of it.
And at least the fans there, and I don't know where they ran,
the fans there really wanted to be vocal with it
and if that becomes a thing, that's a problem.
That's not a thing you want.
You want fans to get.
That's like the worst check.
I can't think of a worst thing to have chanted at someone in the ring.
I mean, that's a go-home heat kind of chant.
But again, that's why that unfortunately,
the fan base for the little small niche promotions,
and I went through the same thing with the Ring of Honor group in 2009, 10, 11-ish,
is that they're so obnoxious with their indie-minded shit
that it sometimes it hurts your talent or it damages your perception to people who might be
seeing it or you or the company or whatever for the first time and go,
oh, what is it?
What the fuck's the matter with these people?
And, you know, and that's, but it's a shame.
So the point is, if any of the girls that she pissed off had wanted to hit the
ring and start kicking a shit out of her, that might be one thing.
But for the fucking fans who don't know her have never met her and weren't around
and believe what they read on the internet, good, bad or indifferent, whether it's right
or wrong, it wasn't any of their business.
And if they wanted to not react or not cheer or not boo or not do whatever they're supposed to do,
that's one of the, but she's a racist.
Come on.
What the fuck?
There are other people actually in public and on, yeah.
They just booed Hogan out of the building.
They didn't chant.
There's other people actually on video.
But now maybe they've given them the idea of.
Let's see what happens on Saturday night's main event.
But, you know, point is, do you get my point that it wasn't necessary for them to do that
to this girl as trying to, I mean, very talented and trying to continue her career.
and if she causes a problem in T&A,
then that might be one thing,
but she hadn't got there,
or just got, just got there.
I don't want to blame the fans for reacting that way,
because if they don't know anything,
and all of a sudden she just shows up,
and again, if she has to address that,
and remember, she did release some kind of statement,
remember she released a statement
where she, like, apologized,
but didn't say what she apologized for?
Do you remember that?
Well, in that case, then just apply it to wherever the fuck
you want to apply it to.
But this was recent.
I'm saying.
I'm just thinking out loud now.
She released that statement a little while back.
Now she's in TNA.
TNA has to deal with WWE.
Again, it all comes back to what
WWE is seeing.
And I don't know if it's as simple as you book her
to save an African-American baby face in the ring
and all of a sudden they're friends.
I don't know if it's that simple.
It's because of the fan base.
And they're not going to just all of a sudden
shut out what they've heard.
These fans run with what they've,
heard and we'll see what happens there, but that's TNA's problem right now.
Well, speaking of other talent relations issues, apparently now one of the people that
will not be getting phone calls from Tony Kahn and that we will not be seeing on television
in the very near future and potentially even the far, far future, is Dr. Britt Baker
DMD.
She has been
basically
she has been
exed from
their world
like a
member of the
Manson family
because she's
hard to get
along with
another talent
relations
solution
to the problem
just don't talk
to her.
Is this
what's happening?
What are you
saying
is a solution
to not talk
to her?
I'm saying
it's another
talent
relations solution
of theirs.
They're just
not going to
talk to her.
do her. She's just gone home. From AEW, apparently. And again, this is in line with things
we've been hearing for a while. One thing came out very publicly, if you remember a few months back,
with MJF. I think it was MJF versus Will Osprey. They had a great match on TV. And the word was
that Britt Baker was in the women's locker room or in the back tearing it down. And how come
they don't get enough time? She deserves more time, not this.
and it led to an incident, a screaming match of sorts.
But that wasn't the only thing.
There have been rumors about her and Jamie Hater.
Everyone wondered, why isn't Jamie Hater doing something with Britt Baker
now that she's back?
Apparently there may have been some issues there.
Because Jamie Hater hates her.
And those are kind of the thunderosa stuff.
I mean, that's been out there for quite a while.
I think even some people who visited the locker room
or worked one date or something.
Lufisto.
You know, there were these issues
about the AEW women's locker room
and for a lot of the issues around the locker room,
Dr. Britt Baker
kind of put herself front and center
because of her relationship with Tony.
And I think...
Well, now we...
Because close friends, close person friends.
I don't mean anything...
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't mean anything...
I'd be surprised.
Wait, yeah.
You may want to call Manscaped.
I don't know.
You may need some help, doctor.
I don't know.
I didn't want to ruin our credibility
in a variety of levels
by insinuating that that was...
But she was an early AEW person
who, when they were a very close-knit group,
she had a good friendship with Tony Connie,
hired her boyfriend at the time, Adam Cole.
And there are certainly people that thought
she got very cozy in her relationship
and her position in AEW.
And part of the other issue is she kept getting hurt,
I'm not this isn't one of the issues with her behavior but if you're looking at the bigger picture
about her versus other stars and hey you don't just you know freeze out stars you know they they paid
her while she was hurt and we're sure that they you know took care of their medical but the point
is life goes on you can't grieve forever and she's not really riply yeah she's not even
Sasha banks like she's not well yeah but other people rose up to take those places
while they were still they were not ignoring young dr baker
However, Dr. Baker may have still thought she was the queen of the castle.
No matter what town that castle was in, even if it was half-filled or a quarter-filled or...
If it was a bouncy castle.
Whatever it may be.
And A.W. is a changing company right now.
And the women get a lot better when she's not around.
There was an incident, I guess, where Serena D.
Remember her and Serena D. were briefly doing something.
I've tried to put it out of mind.
Well, Serena D apparently was like on the platform, I think,
and Dr. Britt Baker was in the ring,
and this is the last thing of Dr. Britt Baker on AWTV, I think.
She said, who cares?
Or nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
Nobody, oh, that's when Serena came out,
when is she waving her flag of...
That's right, that's right.
She's from the Isle of Malta or wherever the fuck.
And, yeah, nobody cares.
Apparently nobody cares for me.
So again, reports started emerging that kind of were completely in line with everything we had heard.
And I guess the new wrinkle is that she's being, I don't know what you call it, mirroed.
I don't know what you call it.
You're home and you're paid and your contract's going to keep running.
They just don't call you anymore.
They don't call you anymore.
And, you know, I don't think they're going to fire her.
I don't think they want her doing interviews.
I'll tell you that right now.
The last thing Tony Con wants is Britt Baker doing interviews with her thoughts about AEW.
Whether they're true or not, that's the last thing they want.
You know, I'm sure right before she re-books Rogers and O'Connor from Chicago in 61,
she can give an excellent fucking dissertation on what's wrong with AEW.
She was suspended over the summer, right?
That was the MJF thing.
She got suspended right before Wembley, and then she had to wrestle Mercedes-Money at
then she disappeared again.
Well, you know what?
They discovered when she got suspended that things were so much brighter,
that everything tasted better and everything smelled better,
and it was just a new way of looking at life when she wasn't around to yank their teeth.
According to Sports Illustrator, I have an article here.
She's wrestled just two matches since her TBS title shot in London.
Most recently she defeated Penelope Ford
on the November 13th episode of Dynamite
That's when she was confronted by Serena Deeb
On DDP's YouTube show
She announced that she's been off TV due to outside commitments
Here's a quote
I'm filming some fun stuff
Can't wait to tell everybody what it is
It's on the down low for now
But it's really exciting and it's cool
It's really cool.
I think people will be really excited about it.
And of course she
apparently has a role of some sort
in season six of Cobra Kai
with Martin Cove.
I know someone who's friends with Martin Cove.
Maybe they could ask.
He's a nice fellow.
I'll see if I can get to scoop on this.
But, well, you know,
it's another thing. Outside commitments,
that actually,
if you had technically
been picked up by the
by the fucking county and
committed you that would be an outside commitment
so we don't know what she's talking about there but
has anyone's has anyone's stock fallen
as far well that's
and Tony con's eyes let alone ours
in the women's division there like Brett Baker
that's what I'm saying is how again this was what
they were building around remember she was the original
top baby face because and and I thought
and they could have gone further
with it in a more professional tone
but she's a professional person
she's a medical professional
she's educated she's purdy
you know you could
you could run with worse than that as the face
of your women's division but then they switched her heel
and she twisted to win for a week or two
and then potentially her natural personality came through
maybe they were ahead of us
on this, Brian, and they knew
when we thought they were crazy for switching her heel,
they said, no, you ought to know her.
If you just met her, you know why we're doing this.
But, you know, did she think that it was all going to last forever?
Or why is she so hard, I wonder, to deal with?
Because, you know, it's not like she's replaced Wendy Richter
in the pantheon of, you know, pivotal female figures
in the wrestling business, is it?
No, and that's the thing right there.
She's difficult.
At least some people see her as being difficult to work with.
Like pulling teeth, as they used to say in the locker room back in my day.
Like pulling teeth to work with.
And again, when people talk about WW or NXT,
I just don't know if the work is there with her.
And I think she's been, to the best of Tony Kahn's abilities, which aren't great,
she's been kind of covered up.
And they've hit the weaknesses with her more than anyone else.
Notice how many promos were in the back pre-tape because it may not have worked as well in front of the crowd.
And her matches would fall apart often.
Remember one time she ran to the wrong corner?
Well, yeah, but that was covered up by so many of the other matches falling apart so often.
Yeah, the tooth and nail match.
Remember that?
Oh, we instituted a rule forever.
And somewhat to this day of not watching Britt Baker matches because, and big swole.
but fortunately that's become easy.
Easy as pie to not watch her.
Yeah, and now every participant in that match is gone.
Or, well, I guess Brett Baker's not officially gone.
But that's the other thing.
I bring up NXT.
I don't know if they would, you know, what are you bringing in?
And if she wants to go to NXT or WWE,
you'll likely have to give up your dentistry completely.
It's not like AEW where you, yeah, go play around with that on the side.
Oh, well, I thought that would have to be a deal breaker then because,
you know, I can't imagine Dr. Britt Baker giving up servicing other people and their dental emergencies.
She's a she's a lifesaver.
I'll leave it at that.
Dr. Britt Baker, that's the Dr. Britt Baker news, though, Jim.
Is there any other news before we move on to new news?
Oh, well, there's a couple of things.
Oh, are they doing something over in Uncle Dave's homeland over in Japan?
understand the companies are getting together?
I have a story here from Fightful
by Skyler Russell
NJPW, pro wrestling Noah,
TjPW. Wait a minute, hold on.
TjPW, what is TJPW?
Well, we'll figure that out momentarily because it's an honest.
And more, hold press conference
for official recognition of United
Japan Pro Wrestling.
And there's a photo here of all the
executives and hairdos
from the current crop of Japanese
wrestling. Do the front
office people have the hairdos
like the boys over there
do now? What is going on with people's
plumage over there?
Some of them are front office, I would assume,
but United they stand.
On Monday, January 20th,
new Japan pro wrestling
led a press conference and announced the official creation
of a new incorporated association.
United Japan Pro Wrestling.
Hold on.
The official creation of a new incorporated association.
So what, it's this translator thing again, isn't it?
I don't know.
It says here that the guy wrote this.
I don't know.
Well, along with New Japan Pro Wrestling,
promotions such as All Japan Pro Wrestling,
Big Japan pro wrestling
DDT pro wrestling
Dragon Gate
Ganbar
pro wrestling
G-A-N-B-A-R-E
Ganbar
pro wrestling
Kiyushi-R-R-R-R-R-R-Restling
Noah
Stardom
and Tokyo Joshi
Pro Wrestling
were all announced
as participants in the partnership
Gleet and Marigol were nowhere to be seen.
Gleet and Marig.
Led by Chairman Sanchiro Takagi,
the goal of United Japan Pro Wrestling is to, quote,
support the people of Japan through pro wrestling.
What?
How are they going to support the people of Japan
by buying tickets to see our wrestling shows?
and show the strengths of pro wrestling to the world.
Takagi also noted that the creation of UJPW
was inspired by the challenges that the pro wrestling industry faced
during COVID-19 pandemic.
Not the COVID-19 pandemic?
Just like, again, translation maybe.
Here's the press release.
A special press conference on January 20th.
No one begins a press release like that point.
A special press conference on January 20th
saw the official recognition of the United Japan Pro Wrestling
as a general incorporated association.
The legal designation of the industry group strengthens governance
and enhances public transparency,
as well as allowing for more freedom in the scope of UJPW,
while maintaining the commercial activity is not a core goal of the association,
which is a non-profit organization.
What the...
That's the problem.
Too many of the Japanese
pro wrestling companies
are non-profit organizations.
Not-profit organizations.
Yeah.
Shared by San Shiro Takagi,
the press conference explained
the move to incorporation
and its function
in UJPW's mission statement
once again
to support the people of Japan
through professional wrestling
and show the strengths of pro wrestling
to the world.
Takagi recalled the thought
process behind
UJPW's establishment.
This is everything I just read here.
Currently, and these are the same people I just read
and remember, there are seven
requirements to join
UJPW.
And what would they might be, for example?
An organization to be regularly
running an active promotion
in Japan. That's rule one.
Two, to be a...
Wait a minute. Isn't that like if you're breathing?
Well, that's the groundwork.
To be in our organization, you have to be in business.
Rule two, you have to be a legally recognized company.
Rule three, you have to have at least one contracted wrestler working for you.
Oh, good Lord.
Rule four, you must have annual revenue of at least 50 million yen.
Wait a minute, hold on here now.
That sounds good, but there's a lot of them, yeah.
Can you type that into something?
All right, hold on, because I was counting what my fingers here.
50 million.
There's no K and million.
Yen?
Sounds like, again, a lot of yen,
but as we know that there is a lot of the yen around.
Approximately $322,000.
Well, now, if you can make $322,000 in a year
with only one wrestler under contract,
maybe you should be in this group.
Rule 5.
To have been established for at least two years.
Hence, no marigold or glee.
Ah, they're not old enough yet.
Rule 6.
To have corporate compliance system in place for wrestlers and staff.
And Rule 7.
What the fuck does that mean?
What?
You have to have corporate compliance system in place for the wrestlers and staff.
That means that there's a group of thugs making the fucking employees be compliant?
I don't know, but Rule 7 to share in a vision of betterment for the pro wrestling space at large,
even in competition with other members.
Takagi also explained a roadmap for supporting members of the association to join would be announced in the near future with the key,
this is totally not making sense,
with the key difference in barrier to entry being the annual revenue and contracted wrestling.
distinctions are waived.
Wait a minute.
So they took out the fucking biggest barrier?
Is that what you're saying?
They waived the,
you got to make a couple hundred grand,
and now just you're breathing again.
Let me read that again.
Takagi also explained a roadmap
for supporting members of the association
to join
would be announced in the near future
with the key difference in barrier to entry
being that the annual revenue
and contracted wrestler distinctions are waived.
So you don't even need a wrestler at that point.
Takagi went on to discuss the broader vision of UJPW.
The four central goals of the group, Takagi said,
started with introducing more people to professional wrestling
and elevating its status in society.
In elevating social status, a core tenant will be charitable activities,
such as the support for no time.
earthquake survivors expressed in the last year.
Takagi also talked about more international efforts,
explaining the need to introduce the world to the unique culture
of Japanese professional wrestling.
World?
Meet Japanese wrestling.
Japanese wrestling, meet world.
And using this as the basis to drive tourism to Japan.
Takagi's fourth goal was to expand the marketplace of professional wrestling in Japan,
with a vision to grow the entire.
industry to double its current size within the next decade.
Citing 1954
as the beginning of the current era of professional wrestling in Japan
in the form of J.WA under Ricky Dozan,
Takagi discussed a vision of, quote,
supporting the people of Japan as we approach pro wrestling centennial.
Wait a minute, in 30 years.
we got 30 years to do this.
Well, they got a lot of time to help society.
That's right.
Takagi closed by discussing the immediate goals for the group,
which will see further strengthening in regular meetings with the Japanese government,
as well as collaboration between member organizations on policies for health and safety of wrestlers.
We end with a quote from Takagi.
We look forward to your support and understanding in our ongoing mission.
And there it is.
A new day, a new face of Japanese wrestling.
Obviously an exclusive organization to get into.
You have to meet strict high parameters to be a part of this.
You can't join unless you have 50 million yen.
Oh, fuck, I only have 10.
Listen, we'll make an exception.
You can join.
Do you have any wrestlers?
I'm looking for someone.
Just join.
Just join.
We'll get you in.
We'll give you a territory.
You can work, Yokohama.
This is like the NWA, isn't it?
Oh, my God.
Except there are no territories.
Everyone's just running the same building over and over and over again.
Who's running the show today?
I don't know, but we got to go see it to support the world.
But the changing face of Japanese wrestling and the idea that this current form of Japanese wrestling
is what Japan should be using to show the rest of the world to boost tourism
and cause the world to be better through the love of Japanese.
I don't know what the hell is in.
I don't actually know
there was a lot of
there was a lot of discussion
there about what they want to do but not a lot
of details about how they're
actually going to achieve those ends or
does that mean that all the talent
from these
various companies can
work on each other shows
or they can trade or whatever. Why would
New Japan particularly want to work with
people
all the way down to Ganberry and
Kiyushi
what are they actually going to do?
Or is this a board?
Do they have some governmental heat?
They said meeting with government officials.
Generally, wrestling promoters don't want to meet with government officials,
and it's not under pleasant circumstances when they do,
and they don't want to attract attention.
Is there some issue that they think they can all unite and address?
Mr. Prime Minister, please take this.
briefcase. Please get Nippon TV to give us back a primetime show. We need primetime back. No, what
they're going to do? I don't know what the hell this is. I think, unfortunately,
Japanese pro wrestling is in a very sorry state, and there's a variety of reasons for it. And certainly,
they don't have the foreign talent that they used to over there, because everyone's locked up to a
contract here in the States. And a lot of the guys they get now would have been in the
the junior heavyweight division back in the day.
Now they're the heavyweights.
And there's very few people to take seriously.
It seems like people creating American-style personas,
or at least what they perceive them to be.
And nothing really seems to be connected.
And they're not making new stars.
If anything, New Japan needs talent.
That Tokyo Dome show we read the results for is everyone that was on the show
10 years ago.
Just older and less able to move.
So you're saying it basically.
the Japanese wrestling scene is almost exactly like the American wrestling scene,
except that the WWE is kind of bubbling up above the fray and minting money.
I think WWE is to facial hair, what Japanese pro wrestling is, to the buffant.
I'm going to have to draw some kind of diagram on that, the facial hair and the buff.
Well, you know, I'll tell you, folks, if you think that they ought to get in another kind of business,
we got a business for them.
Brian, would you like to know what kind of business I think the people ought to get into?
I certainly would.
I don't even know.
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The Shopify business.
Yes.
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Do the children know what a cash register is, Brian?
Do they understand that when you heard that sound back when you were in a brick and mortar store
and you had a buffon hairdo and facial hair?
you were servicing the customers yourself,
that every time you heard something like that,
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And for that, you were eternally grateful
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I mean, you know, you could be Mrs. Wheeler
at Wheeler's ready to wear
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But when you heard that sound,
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Again, the information that you want public,
you choose what information is public with Shopify.
Well, they're going to take all the public information.
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They get everything that's out in public.
and then they just put it out there for the world to see
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somebody's going to be looking at their computer
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or I'll get off this screen.
That's not the way it works.
It's a passive, so it doesn't bother anyone experience.
No, everybody's going to have you saying, spend your money with me and I'll get off of your screen.
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Will you regret it to your dying day?
What if somebody beat you to the idea that you had
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Such as, you know, Brian, I had an idea once for a universal solvent,
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You know, Brian, that's a word
once you hear it, you can never forget it.
Shopify.
It's right on the tip of everybody's tongue.
Speaking of tongue tips,
should we talk about the...
Where are you going here?
Well, the Smackdown, San Diego sellout.
That's a tongue twister, if not a tongue tip.
They were in San Diego.
They were sold out for Smackdown.
did it suck?
That's what we're here to find out, right?
I guess that's what we already would know,
and we're here to reinforce it.
Well, no, no, we're here to find out if it's up.
We're going to give this thing a day in court.
We're going to present the pros, Nikons.
Okay.
And let the chips fall where they may behind the Buffalo.
In this case, it'll be the Nikons, but yes.
Yes, we're going to go over the pros, the people on the roster,
cons, the people in the office, and
I guess that means
the fans are the chips that are falling where they
may. So on
this program, again,
this, the production,
the announcers this time
walked into the arena
while old
what's his name, the Italian fella,
Tessatori, was
talking about, the
Italian fella was talking about the
history of the arena and things that
had gone on there, the
you know, the history of the place,
and then they billboarded the show in the midst of the sea of people.
I mean, it looks like a happening.
They're the groovy hep cats that are really with it, Brian,
on this program from a television standpoint, don't you think?
And as far as being in the arena,
that's what fans love, the idea that you're near anything happening.
So all of a sudden, they're doing interviews in the crowd.
You have Jay Uso and other people coming through the crowd.
Now the announcers are coming through the crowd.
Yeah, everybody's in the crowd.
You ought to see some of the things they did in the crowd back when I was a fan.
I'll tell you what, especially that that's back when you wanted a small house,
so there wouldn't be as many people up in the back row of general admission.
But I digress.
So then, again, the entrance of Ray Mysterio.
They're in San Diego.
He's a hometown hero, the 619.
And he declared for the Royal Rumble.
And, of course, you know, got cheers for.
it and reminded everybody in 2006 he came in at number two and he won the thing.
Not reminding people that was 19 years ago, but, you know, and in at WrestleMania,
he became the World Heavyweight Champion.
And Vince was cursing under his breath the whole time.
Yeah, he probably didn't like that.
But he put over the competition, but, you know, when he won in 06, he did it for a friend
and the people started chanting Eddie, Eddie, because they're, they're, they're
with it, they understand what's going on here.
That really is incredible, though, when you really think about how long ago it was that Eddie passed,
it's 20 years.
Like, it wasn't like in the 80s people were chanting for, you know, Yukon Eric or anything.
Yeah, well.
Not to compare the two guys, but just there weren't that many that you could think of guys that
just died and the...
But, you know, well, what did we talk about earlier in the program?
The difference is home video and the ability to record things and see things.
when you want to and, you know, the mass availability of them in the documentaries.
And besides the fact that they're, you know, in San Diego, which is Ray Mysterio's hometown,
if they're fans of Mysterio, they'd be more than apt to know about his connection with Eddie.
But all these fans can keep up with the history of everything from the attitude era.
And then the 80s, they've seen enough that they think they know.
and then everything's a mystery
from that point further back.
But anyway, the point is
Ray Mysterio's over this crowd.
And then here comes Owens.
Kevin Owens with the winged eagle belt
and did you see what his shirt said
or did you jot it down?
I saw what it said.
I didn't put the exact order.
The Canadian son of a security salesman or something?
The Canadian dream,
the son of a security systems technician.
he's just
but they've
he's got to have
that he's got to have that
tongue and cheek business
and anything he does
but they've hit on
his personality
where it doesn't make it
phony and silly it just makes it
you know he's odd
so I kudos to them
and his promo was that he
respected Ray more than anybody
but since Kevin
is the true rightful
W.W.E champion, and he's never faced Ray one-on-one.
He wants Ray to win the Royal Rumble so that he can pick Kevin Owens
as the champion that he faces at WrestleMania, and they'll be in the main
event and blah.
And Ray says, I love competition, but you're not the champ.
It's Cody.
But if I go on to win the Rumble, then this is what he, this was Ray's line.
If I go on to win the Rumble and you win, I'd be glad to face you for
the title.
There was something in there that he left out
a word or something, but
what to fuck? They're still getting it.
And Kevin's mad because he is the champion
and he starts yelling at Ray.
And Ray say, you're delusional. You remind me of
Dominic. Well, that was too much for him. He's
crossed the line now. When you compare somebody to
Dominic Mysterio naturally,
Owen swings the belt, Ray ducks, they get in a fight.
And Owens bailed.
And of course, they come back, you know, later on in the back,
and Aldous gives Ray a match with Owens tonight since they've never wrestled.
And then they start the story that they're teasing through the thing
where Cody comes in and says, I'm not, I'm sorry I wasn't out there for you.
I was back with medical trying to get cleared.
I couldn't get the doctor's finger out of my ass in time to,
But he got fully cleared and Aldus now announces that he needs Cody and Owens to sign an addendum to the contract for their title match.
And Cody says, I'll sign it when Owen signs it.
So now they're starting that for later on in the program.
But Ray Mysterio, good baby face promo, receptive and large crowd.
And, you know, Owens is entertainingly bat shit at this point.
without being too over the top
like remember when he was losing his temper
every five seconds as a baby face
let's just fight let's just fight
this is a little
better
yeah it's been interesting
especially when you think about where it goes on Monday
and beyond that
what do you think of the idea
they've really made it something now that
it's promo worthy to come out there
and announce that you've
declared yourself eligible
how do they put it
They declare for the Royal Rumble.
I'm declaring for the Royal Rumble.
Of course, now, you know, when it gets up to a week out,
they're like, well, fuck, you were indecisive before now,
or I'm surprised they didn't book you in another match
since you waited to make that decision.
But it makes it mean something.
It's a big match.
It's a big deal.
It's in a stadium in front of 50,000 people,
and everybody wants to get the shot at the title.
that's the whole logic of the thing.
That's why they started doing this to begin with.
They're just doing it better now
with building the rumble and et cetera.
Let's come back to the Owens and Mysterio match
because that keeps a chronological order
and then we will digress.
But they head at the top of the 10 o'clock hour.
That's where they had Owens and Mysterio
and again they got the 619 chance
and Owens was working like a heel.
He's taking his time.
He's working spots.
He gets the heat.
Ray fights back.
It's a standard formula with Mysterio.
And then finally, Ray hits the 619, which everybody wants to see, goes to the top,
and Owens gets up and pushes the referee into the ropes,
which makes Ray crotch himself on the rope,
and then Owens hit him with the power bomb boom, one, two, three.
and but of course then as we know the afterbirth is the story
where Owens then shakes Ray Mysterio's hand
he's like he's going to be all gracious and then he gives him the boot
and goes for the packaged pile driver but here comes Cody
because he's out of the doctor's office and they get in a fight
and the referees and the agents and the frantic pull apart
over the announced desk and boom boom and his
chaos at ringside and they go to the break and when they come back there's aldous and cody in the
back and aldous said enough is enough at saturday night's main event because now owens by the way is
previously said he ain't going to sign a thing till cody does cody same thing so at saturday night's
main event you're going to hand over these belts and you're going to sign the amended contract
and sean michael's is going to be the one moderating the contract signing this shit writes itself
Sean Michaels will be the person to make sure that the title match gets in the ring and comes off without a hitch.
Is that the first time that those English words have ever been uttered in that order before, Brian?
That would be funny when they do the segment if he just turns to Owens and says,
Take the bell, go home.
Lose your smile.
So, but that happened there.
your thoughts on this whole issue before we go backwards in time.
I like it. You know what? They've made me interested in Kevin Owens again the last few weeks
after I got really tired of him. It kind of coincided with him stealing the
version of the wing belt they're using because obviously Mr. Perfect destroyed the original
one in 1990. No, this is good stuff. And I like the idea that people are declaring for the
Rumble. Top stars, legends, because I don't think you could say raise one of the top stars anymore
just because of age and everything.
Right.
But one of the legends,
one of the living legends of,
uh,
WWE,
good opening to the show.
Well,
but then a lot of the rest of the program
was after the original
Ray and Owen's promo,
we got Bianca and Naomi talking in the back.
We got Naomi and Bianca wrestling the refrigerator and candy.
We got a Bailey promo.
We got Mia Yem and B-Fab talking to Piper and Chelsea.
And then later on, we got Piper versus B-Fab or K-Fabe or whatever.
Some people are not natural workers.
And they may be somewhat athletic in a volleyball or cheerleading way,
so their matches look like awkward dance routines.
and old
K Fabe here gives that a whole new meaning.
She makes the AEW women's roster look like Ria Ripley.
It's just...
And then we got Bailey and Tiffy
for the last 20 minutes of the program,
so it was kind of like an episode of wow.
We got Jimmy Uso against Carmelo,
which Fatu and...
Tama continued to harass Jimmy at and then
we got to bloodline
in the ring interview because after
Jimmy basically
fucking
got disqualified
Carmelo got disqualified against Jimmy when
Fattu and Tama interfered
and then they laid out both of them
and Solo came out in a red
jacket that looked like he was a matri-D
at a fucking 60s supper club
and
he was getting booed out of the arena
and as he was trying
to talk and trying to talk they wouldn't stop booing
they wouldn't stop doing and finally solo
quit trying to speak and just walked out of the ring and left
through the crowd and the announcers were
trying to reinforce the idea well he's lost his confidence
and he's not in control anymore
And then Fatu picked up the microphone and cut the promo.
He's tired of the hate and the disrespect.
I don't give a damn if you cheer us or boo us, but you will respect us.
And I'm just getting started.
Of course, then Thomas standing back there, can you say we?
You bring me into it.
And then LA night's music hits.
And he hit the ring and jumped both of them and started wailing on him.
And then they stopped him.
and they started beating on him,
and then they played more music.
And here came Brown Strongman.
We haven't seen him since the last time he came back
from when we hadn't seen him.
Braun Stromen, for those of you that weren't here,
the last time we saw him,
which was the last time he came back
from the previous time we saw him.
That's right.
And he took out Tama
and had a face off with Fattu
and the people were into it.
They wanted to see the two bulls,
and Tama pulled Fattu out
and it'll have to take place another day.
Yeah, they announced it already.
Saturday night's main event.
I'm looking forward to that one.
Well, that's right.
They did announce it, didn't they?
It'll be that's another day.
It'll be Saturday.
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.
Saturday nights all right.
You know what they should have done.
They should have got the music.
Wouldn't that be funny?
They should have done.
They should just say, fuck it.
Because what Elton John's going to say,
okay, I'd rather this fucking off-friend show
in front of 300,000 people
has my... Actually, that may raise his antenna.
It's probably just right now with AEW, it's just one of many licensing deals.
If all of a sudden, WWE tried to swoop in, then it's like, wait a minute, what's going on here?
Why are all the wrestling companies trying to get my music?
Will they take Crocodile Rock?
Well, as a matter of fact, maybe that's what Tony could switch to.
He could get Crocodile Rock and...
I was thinking more Goodbye Yellow Brick Road for...
I don't know.
Anyway, and yeah, and that was pretty much Smackdown, wasn't it?
Bob Euker.
They had a package on Bob Euker.
Were you a Bob Euker fan, Brian?
Absolutely.
100% not really from baseball because I didn't watch Milwaukee Brewer games
or listen to them here in New York.
And when I saw them, it was back in the day on WGN, it was the Cubs feed.
But as a personality, when I was a kid, he was on Mr. Velvadier, on ABC, which I
to watch.
And he was in Major League, which is the best baseball movie ever made.
And he had just memorable line after memorable line.
And his talk show appearances going back years later, because I never saw the original
airings.
Well, he's incredible.
He's funny.
And, yeah, I was a fan of his.
That's the thing is, I knew him, but not from baseball, because he, in the 70s, he was
always on the Tonight Show.
and he was always on Johnny Carson
and Johnny would introduce him here
Mr. Baseball Bob Euker
and because I didn't know anything about baseball
and didn't give a shit it was a while before I realized
that they were making fun of him with the Mr. Baseball
because that was his gimmick
that he was one of the worst players in the league
but then he became a broadcaster
and an announcer and actor and icon and all that stuff
he leaned into it that was the smearly. He leaned into it.
That was the smart thing.
He leaned into it and developed lines.
He developed bits about how bad a player he was.
It was brilliant.
And as a kid, my dad taped WrestleMania 3.
So for whatever reason, two years later, when I became a wrestling fan, I had that video.
And that event always has a special place in my heart.
It's WrestleMania 3, Hogan Andre.
They didn't have the celebrity power of a WrestleMania 1 or just the
balls to the wall.
Anyone who's even close to a celebrity
get them of WrestleMania 2.
They had Herb
and the old-fashioned Burger Lady
and G. Gordon Lady.
That's right.
The Herb from Burger King
and the fucking, where's the beef woman?
I mean, it was just the shit show of celebrities.
They only had a couple
for WrestleMania 3. Samantha Fox dropped out.
Mary Hart
from Entertainment Tonight
and Bob Yooker
and Bob Yucer was perfect.
They had him on commentary.
He was sitting there at Monsoon and Ventura.
It was like he was a natural.
Was the build to that,
the famous clip where Andre is choking him
and his hand is so huge.
Oh, no. That's WrestleMania 4.
That's the next year.
They brought him back.
They brought him back the next year.
And that was for the tournament.
And they did that bit with Andre where you,
and you can tell just by his face
as Andre's choking him back and forth.
his face kind of blows up like harpo marks or soupy sales he's leaning into it i mean that's what made
it cool he was someone who didn't look down on wrestling he said if i'm here i'll make it memorable
well we we uh send our sympathies out to the friends and fans and fam i don't know he was 90 years old
does he have any family left maybe he's got some offspring but he's almost a hundred years old
so he's lived a long full life even though he was a rotten baseball play
And he worked until the last season.
He was still commentating when the Mets played the Brewers in the playoffs.
Well, I wish he'd have done better to where he could have retired earlier.
I don't think that's...
Maybe enjoy his golden years.
I think he loved it.
I think he loved what he did.
That's baseball.
You'd have to love doing something to when you're 89 years old to go and fucking inclement
weather and be around people and fucking suffer their stupidity.
Plus it's the groupies.
well that's true i understand he was quite a uh a ladies man
if it could happen for hugh hefner it could happen for bob yuker couldn't it
well i mean money you know celebrity what well what do you think the idea the were the odds on
bob yuker uh betting on the baseball games is he a secret pete rose or was he clean of this
type of thing i think he's a hundred percent clean there's never even been an allegation i
I don't know why you decided.
Now is the time to accuse the late.
Kindly old non-generalian.
That's right.
Well, I'm wondering if you ever better because, you know, that would,
and he knew a lot about it, so that would be a temptation because it's so easy now
to place your wagers on the baseball or the football or the basketball or whatever
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You know, they're an official sports betting partner of the NFL.
That means that the NFL, much like the, you know, the Treasury Department ensures your deposits at federally funded loaning institutions up to a certain amount of money.
That's not what that means.
They don't insure anything.
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I thought that was how they worked hand in hand.
WW is not paying TNA's debts.
Well, but TNA has so many.
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I don't know if that's true.
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All right.
Hey.
For Raw on the Netflix, January the 20th,
they were in Dallas, Texas,
at the American Airlines Arena, not really,
Union Arena.
That's gone by the wayside
with the big new building.
15,572, another sellout.
They were sold out in
San Jose the other night
for Smackdown, sold out for Raw
in Dallas on Monday.
And again, you know,
the show comes on the air now
with the Netflix presentation.
They've got great graphics, the crowd shots,
the arena lighting is
scaled up, everything looks big, and you see all those fucking people.
And
passed a quick thing where during the walk-in of the talent,
the refrigerator, she attacked
Ria Ripley and beat her up on the walk-in, but then they basically
just go into the arena and Jay Uso, who comes in
in the waving, and the yeeding, and the whole place
is going nuts or neats.
and needs over the yeats
It would be nuts
You don't change the other words
It's not like speaking of Karnie
Well, I'll change any goddamn word
About my nuts I want to
They're my nuts
It's not Karnie here
Fucking Riggie Morton
Every once in a while
A new guy would be sitting in the locker room
And Riggie'd be sitting there next to him
And Robert Gibson would walk up
And Ricky'd look up and say
Hey Robert, show so-and-so, you're nuts
And Robert would lean down
And put his thumbs in his ear
and go, blah, la la.
But anyway, so...
The innocent old days of pro wrestling.
I watched this program in a few pieces
because now they're not on real television anymore.
They've taken a bribe to go over to the streaming.
And on Monday night, I was going to try to watch it live
because, as I believe I've mentioned,
my trials and tribulations with,
not only is there no on-screen fast-forward ability
that I've been able to determine on this Netflix business.
So I don't know how people find where they're fucking...
going to, but also on the TV room television.
I can't figure out how to do most of it at all on that remote.
So I didn't want to spend all morning on Tuesday morning in the bedroom using that TV
to try to skip through a lot of this shit.
So instead, I was trying to watch it live again, and I figure, well, if I start it later on,
I can skip the commercials.
But when I started it like at 8.30, it was already goddamn, it didn't start from the
beginning. It started right there and where it was. So I saw the last hour and a half and then I went
back to the following morning and I found the first half hour. Well, you have that option. You have the
option to go to it live or start from the beginning. Well, it's all so complicated. Push the button.
On TV, it's just you got your cable remote, you hit your DVR and you hit the thing and it
starts right from scratch. There's so many, just, there's hoops you have to jump through.
here on this streaming stuff, Brian.
It's very unwieldy.
Well, it's getting easier by the day, so that's a good thing.
Oh, man. Easier for you to say.
Because I ended up watching it last night and going back and watching a couple things today,
and today, when I went back and watched it, no commercials.
Fast-forwarded through it and rewound it, no commercials.
Well, that's what I was trying for.
But then later on, when I paused it to go get something else to eat and, and,
attend little Harley Quinn's needs.
Then I started missing commercials later on,
but that was when I watched the last part of the show first.
But we're talking about the first part of the show now, right?
Yes, because we're going in the order of the show,
not in the order you watched it.
Yes, well, that's what I was trying to do,
till you interrupted me.
But this is your show.
Well, that's...
Remember that.
So anyway, Jay Huso was out there,
and all he has to do is do the entrance,
and they're going crazy.
and as soon as he started to talk,
boom, here came Gunther.
And, you know, and now they're booing again.
Nobody has to even do anything.
And the building's full, and they're fucking screaming.
And Gunther comes out with a suit and no socks.
What a heel.
And they're promoing their match at Saturday night's main event,
which was set up basically because Jay wants the world title.
And Gunther has disrescently.
expected him.
He laughed at him.
Are you serious?
And he doesn't consider Jay
any competition.
And again, Gunther, what a heel.
He says, you know, you really
are a funny little man.
Acting like the company
mascot for all these fans
here.
He's got an amazing way with phrases,
doesn't he, Brian?
And go ahead.
He's used it more than once now.
Well, that's because
it fits.
And then he said,
when your cousin Roman whistles
or Jimmy needs you
or Sammy or Cody,
you're a useful idiot.
But I'm going to expose you as a flash
in the pan.
This is the way you knock a baby face.
You don't come out there
and you talk about all the shit
that's really the matter with him.
How that he looks like a
fucking
concentration
camp survivor if he really does or how he
you know is old if he really is or how the people don't give a shit
about him if they really don't
Gunther looks down at Jay because he's one of the common people
he's helpful to his friends he's you know he's all these
fans you like to yeat and wave you're just a flash
in the past that's the way you knock the baby fae you don't say your mother
is a Canadian call girl
and your father sold secrets to the Nazis or whatever.
And the fans are yeating like crazy at this.
And then Jay says, hey, again, you're telling the truth, dog.
I am the mascot, but this is my team.
He points the fans and they start coming up.
And he turns all that stuff around to get the fans behind him.
So I'm going to do this for them.
You're going to respect me because I represent.
at them, boom, it's perfect.
And Jay said, you're going to respect me too
because only one of us
ever main event at WrestleMania
and it wasn't you.
And that's when Gunther's head all he had it.
Now that's just, again, a bridge too far.
And boom, Gunther jumps him,
but Jay turns it around, hits him with a super kick,
Gunther rolls out,
Jay grabs the belt, lays it down,
dares Gunther to get it,
Goethe's like he wants to get up there
and then he reaches in and grabs it and takes off real quick.
Again, Jay didn't have to talk, which is very much, which is always a plus.
Gunther's a great heel.
The people are into this issue like everything else,
and they did enough to tease the people to watch the match on Saturday.
So, you know, it's not rocket surgery.
or brain science,
but they keep doing it better
than they have in a long time
and I would say better than the other guys are,
but the other guys aren't doing it at all.
Your thoughts, young Brian.
Jay Uso excels in scenes.
That's really what it is.
He excels in the scenes he has.
Not really looking forward to the match necessarily.
I think Gunther can corral him if anybody can.
While the Yeats stuff is just, it's nonstop,
if you listen to what he's saying and how intense he gets
Jay Uso is still great in these segments
and we'll see how Saturday night's main event
is an interesting lineup this time
Ah, you sound like Mr. Burns there
rubbing your hands together Saturday night's
main event is an interesting lineup this time
Why do we let's talk about that
Well we'll talk about something else in a minute
But anyway then we moved along in Raw
New Day was in the back harassing JBL
A new day are heels now and more on that here shortly
because we had to see Bailey and the refrigerator argue again
and be introduced to some professional bull riders
at ringside.
Brian, we were on top of that son of a bitch.
How did we know?
We didn't want to come out and just overtly say it,
but there was a reason why all of a sudden
we were covering bull riding here on the show.
WWE, you got a problem.
We know everything you're doing.
We've got a mole all the way at the time.
And you'll never figure out who he is.
Not only is he a mole, but he's a bull mole.
That's right, the worst kind of mole.
Can't stop him.
You know, I swear to God, if I'm lying, I'm flying,
and my feet ain't left the ground.
Now that some of the snow and ice have melted in the backyard
right outside the back door that gets all the sun,
even though it's still been cold, we've got a bare area
and a goddamn mole got stuck under the ice
and could not get through it
and has gone everywhere
in a panic
all around our sitting area
right up next to the back door
around the little
fire pit thing
it's just every fucking where
he couldn't get out
when I was a kid
there was a cheap
Sesame Street ripoff show
on Nickelodeon called Pinwheel
like is that a Burton Ernie
they had plus and minus
like it was just the cheapest
ripoff wannabe Sesame Street
but it was endearing in some
bizarre way because I don't have to watch it anymore.
And they had a character, Molly the Mole.
And at the same time, kind of had this, you know, unfortunate-looking, you know,
not that she was like the form, but she was just not an attractive woman across the
room.
She had an unfortunate face.
My father started calling her Molly the Mole.
The Mole?
Well, anyway, where were we going with that?
With Molly the Mole.
Molly, well, the mole couldn't get out
and Molly couldn't get back in.
But now we're back to the match.
So Ray Mysterio,
he's on everything now suddenly.
He's on, is he part of the transfer portal?
Or are they just excited to have Ray on the show?
But he had a single match with Kofi Kingston
with JBL on color.
And I never thought I would say this.
I like the new day.
this is this it's a new day for the new day
they came out and they said cut that music
and turn those lights off we didn't have to see the
bootios and the pancakes
they're dressed in street clothes the whole arena
is booing the shit out of them
and chanting new day sucks
and Woods gave cofi
the big introduction
and the fans were into it
and cofi's he's
wrestling in jeans and tennis shoes
and they're full heels
and we can
no trombones
so
again a typical Ray Mysterio
match in that he shines
a bit at the beginning and then he likes to
he likes to have the heel
cut him off where he can fight from underneath
and get sympathy
on this one did you see Kofi go for the power bomb
and they were going to do a Rana spot
and he lost him on the floor
You know, I ended up not watching this match.
Oh, and this was one of the highlights.
Not this move, but this match, but
he went to power bomb
or pick up Ray for a power bomb.
They're on the floor, and they're going to do the spot
where Ray does the Rana out of it, blah, blah, blah.
But when Kofi went to pull him up,
he lost his grip and lost him,
and Ray did kind of like a front somersault
landed back first on the goddamn floor.
and it wasn't a big enough bump that, you know, it would kill you,
although I'm glad it wasn't head first, but nobody panicked.
They didn't immediately go right back to the same thing.
Kofi stalled and did a couple of basic things.
And then they got in a different place and kind of went back to it
and Ray Hurric and rounded him into the stairs.
And that was their break spot.
But nobody got hurt and nobody panicked.
And then they came back from the break,
had a good match.
And Ray went for the
619 and Woods tripped him.
And the referee kicked Woods out of
ringside. And then Ray did the 619.
And went for the splash, but Kofi brought his knees
up, got a two count.
And Kofi went for something, but Ray got a quick roll-up
one, two, three. And
then Woods came back out and they got some heat on Ray
until here came the Lucha faces.
What,
whoever the fuck they are
Joaquin and
Joaquin was walking and Randy was running
but then
the new day
bailed out and then came back and jumped
one face real quick and then ran out
so I'm liking the new day as heels
it's it's different
and boy howdy was it time for it right
I mean and you didn't watch them
you're prejudiced
Brian against the new day
because they used to like pancakes and you're a dirty pancakeite.
Well, I don't know about that, but no, I saw the promo they did in the back with JBL and I was like, man, this sucks.
They're still talking in such a fake way and I don't know.
I didn't like that.
So I said, I'm not watching this match.
Well, baby steps, baby steps.
They got old habits die hard and most nuns can't afford their first habit.
All righty then, moving on, Sammy Zane, happy to find out he's a,
officially in the Royal Rumble,
did the big in-ring promo,
and by the way, now we're into the part where I was watching
live as it happened. Actually, it wasn't live. I'd
started late, so that was live.
It's just, it was about 8.40 or so in the night.
And now I'm in the bedroom, and I'm laying there
with my pad, Brian. You can envision me laying in bed with my
notepad and my pen.
Intently watching this program in a supine position,
I'm going to start getting sleepy because it's almost 9 o'clock.
So some of my recollections may be hazy,
and as I'm looking at some of these notes,
it kind of looks like when Jerry Seinfeld wrote down a joke
that he woke up in the middle of the night
and wrote it down so he wouldn't forget it,
and now he can't read it.
But we'll soldier on.
okay well you didn't watch the segment no I watched them I'm just saying sometimes my notes are a little
you know I was nodding sometimes and my notes are a little incoherent so you know there was sometimes
I would what happened that type of thing but anyway so Sammy's in the ring and he declares for the
royal rumble and he does a great baby face promo about a wanting the world heavyweight championship
and blah, blah, blah.
And again, he can talk.
And he's over as that nice guy,
the Mick Foley, that tries to get everybody together
and, you know, sees the best in everybody
and always tries to be the voice of reason.
And they love him.
And in Owens' music plays.
And the place comes up because now here comes this dickhead,
but most of them know,
because they've had such a checkered history
that they're friends and a blah, blah, blah.
It's not like they've tried to hide the fact
that they've been longtime lifelong friends.
So Owen said,
I'm not going to get mad at you, Sammy,
because it's not the same as when Cody teamed up
with Roman Raines,
because you've forgiven me,
you forgive others, you forgive everybody,
you're a good person.
And I believe that Sammy,
that you're going to win the wrong.
Royal Rumble and he gets all fired up.
Because then he says,
I remember what he did on Smackdown.
You know, this is the same fucking thing.
Win the Royal Rumble and choose me.
Well, we could accomplish all we ever dreamed of
to main event WrestleMania for the W.W.E. title,
you win the Rumble.
And then you pick me and I walk out there with the W.W.E.
heavyweight title.
Blah, blah, blah.
you know, all you got to do, you win the rumble
and I've got your back
and I know that when I go for the WWE title
that I know you'll have my back.
If I need you, I know you'll be there.
And Sammy's looking at him and like,
uh, so basically Kevin says,
oh yes, we can main event WrestleMania for the title.
All you got to do is win the rumble
and it help me win the belt Saturday night at the main event.
And then he walks out.
and leave Sammy standing there without having answered him
because Sammy's like,
homo,
homina,
but again,
this is,
now he's putting his friends in awkward positions
and everybody wants to win the rumble.
And Owens has an issue with Cody,
but now because Sammy's probably not going to help him,
that means that he's going to have an issue with Sammy,
but later on, Sammy's going to have an issue with Seth.
Because of,
this is great shit
this is some Leo Garibaldi
level shit here isn't it?
Oh maybe beyond that
it's interesting because if they're going to settle
everything with Cody and Owens for the belts
the belt that wasn't there
until all of a sudden he stole it
I always said it the one thing I expect these two to get
is their match at WrestleMania at some point
is this the year
that we get Owens versus Sammy at WrestleMania?
Well they ain't getting any younger
Yeah, you have to want them.
I mean, they're teasing something here,
and unless Owens is going to win the title from Cody,
and I do not see that happening.
Yeah.
I don't know.
They're teasing something.
Could maybe somehow something is,
I'm sure that Owens is going to get offended at Sammy,
and that maybe costs Sammy the Royal Rumble.
Sammy's not going to help him beat Cody.
He said, you know, you watch my back,
because I'm going to watch yours.
So that means if Owens is not watching Sammy's back correctly in the Rumble,
maybe Owens gets even with Sammy in the Rumble,
and then, well, there you go, and now we got to go to Rasselmania.
But then we actually had some more wrestling,
The Refrigerator against Bailey.
For fucking ever.
It was like Bailey was trying to work with a small two-bedroom condo.
And I congratulate Bailey for,
for going this long and getting this much out of her
and not getting hurt,
but this awkward parade float.
I just, that long, I can't,
I zoned out.
I nodded off.
Refridge, one with the bonsai, one, two, three.
And then it picked up because Ria Ripley came out,
was all over the refrigerator,
and they had a big pull apart with agents and security.
Boy, at least when I was an agent,
I never had to run out and break anything up.
people have thought, well, fuck what the fuck's Cornyette doing out there?
He's going to fuck somebody.
And they went all over ringside and the people are chanting, mommy, mommy, what do you mean?
What's about?
I'm a heel.
I'm a heel.
That's why they would think that.
Not in a biblical sense.
So they say what Paterson was running out there.
Oh, he was trying to fuck somebody.
Yeah, that was in a more biblical sense.
But, you know, when you get fucked in a biblical sense, that's when you know you've been
fucked.
but finally Rhea challenged the refrigerator for Saturday night's main event.
So five days, four days ahead of time.
Well, let's add another one.
But anyway, are we moving on, Brian, from this segment?
Yes, we are.
Yes.
We had Judgment Day doing their dialogue,
and then we had a package on Lyric Valedictorian,
and then we got Pete Dunn, aka Butch,
against Pinta.
And again, now that they're going all
the way with this, with the lighting
and the paro,
and the people like Pinta,
and they gave him
all kinds of entrance
and pomp and circumstance
and the announcers are pushing him.
They're doing it right.
Small opponents, Pete Dunn,
is, you know,
street urchin sized.
And the opponents are athletic
so they can do the stuff, and he's
not going to look bad in that respect.
And I like this match better than I like the debut match because he didn't start off
with the nerves and flummoxing some things.
They still, they started out at 100 miles an hour like we got to get everything in.
And it settled down a little bit when Butch started getting his heat.
But again, I think, you know, he's settled down a little bit.
He's a little anxious to wow everybody.
but this was much better.
Then Butch got the heat
and then Pinta suddenly made a comeback
and it's 18 things from 18 directions
and I don't know how
Dunn was supposed to sell some of them.
But he hit the, he being Pinta,
hit the Canadian destroyer, the Mexican destroyer
at a big dive,
but then Dunn foiled the destroyer
and got a two count and then they went more
back and forth and finally
Pinta hit his finish one, two, three.
And as I said, I think it was smoother.
I think Gable did a better job
because Gable's better than done.
But Penta was smoother here.
And again, as you brought up,
the people are predisposed to like him.
Again, Dallas is a major metropolitan area.
There's more liable to be people that know
who he is
and of his previous reputation.
but they're pushed him on TV
to the point where people should get the picture anywhere fairly soon.
But I still think, to be honest, I'll say this
and then I'll unleash you.
It would have been better with his brother.
As a tag team,
they would kind of look like a super team in this environment.
They'd be like Jade and Bianca, they'd be on top.
He'll be an attraction here as a super team.
single, but you can't tell me I don't think he's not going to be on the main event level of
the punks, the Rollins, the Drews, etc.
Not only size-wise, but, you know, language barrier and experience at this style, it's going
to take him a while.
He wasn't, he's not a natural American worker like Eddie Guerrero was trained to be by
his older brothers who had already been established here, or, you're not.
truthfully, the phenomenon of Ray Mysterio
where he could just do any goddamn thing in the world
flawlessly.
I think it would have been better as a team,
but they're still doing the right thing.
Tell me what you think.
I think he's doing great so far,
and I think he's been super over so far at two different markets.
And, you know, sure, there are some fans that know him.
I mean, that's how they know Cerro Miato right away.
But this is two times in a row he got the ooh reaction.
He got it the first time he did the Canadian or Mexican Destroyer
with Chad Gable.
You heard ooze.
He got that again here,
and then when he did something
relatively simple for Penta,
the handstand in the corner,
or the headstand, I guess I should say.
Yeah.
Same thing.
Ooh, you never really hear that.
So, yeah, they're doing it right with him.
So far, the fans are really into him.
He's had the right opponents,
and luckily, W.W.E. does have
a good amount of guys that size.
as far as Ray Phoenix goes,
you know that's what they wanted.
Yeah.
And Tony started, again, there's two different ways to look at it.
Tony started fucking around with the contract.
Tony said, I'm not doing you any favors.
I've paid you for a lot of time you're out.
I'm extending your contract.
Apparently, Tony also just pulled down his merch,
so we won't be getting any merch while he's sitting at home on the couch.
I guess now the question is, how do they introduce Ray Phoenix one day?
because that day will come eventually.
But right now they're doing everything right with Penta,
and he's getting a great reaction, and he looks,
look, he has a cooler look than the average Luchador.
He just does, and, and if they don't fuck it up,
he'll have a nice run, you know?
Maybe Intercontinental Champion at some point, who knows?
I don't see a main eventing, like you said, punk, Roland, no.
I mean, that's ridiculous.
He's never going to be there.
Could they, if they were a tag team,
would they be on top of the tag team division?
Yeah, I think so.
Would people pay as much attention to them against the tag team division as they will him as a single right now?
Well, but the important thing is he shouldn't be losing for some time and it's easier to go up the tag team ranks without racks without losing than it is the singles here with the amount of talent they've got at the top.
Well, we will find out.
It's interesting to think about that, though,
the Lucha Brothers and the Moto City machine guns.
Lucha Brothers and even Lucha Brothers and DIY of it,
that would tear the house down for them.
Yeah, and maybe they could put a match,
mask on Gargano, too, so we wouldn't have to look at that face.
That could be the gimmick.
He becomes like the opposite of Penta.
Well, how about this?
Just loser of the match has to put a mask on.
Mask off versus mask on.
You can make it a gimmick where it's each seat,
each seed. Each team put something on the line.
What about a strip poker match? Now it sounds like fucking shit-stain is booking this thing.
All right. They had a package on Logan Paul. He's coming back to Netflix because
that is the streaming TV is where all the cool hep kids are. And I guess they want Logan
Paul, the social media celebrity on Raw now. But they did a night.
package on him.
Nice package, Logan.
But then
another example
of doing different
looking interviews
and getting out in the crowd
in the middle of the people
all of a sudden
he, like Mussolini
walking through the breezeway.
That punk
come in through the
I mean, you know,
Moxley's probably thinking,
God damn it, gimmick infringement, I was the one
who walked through the arena.
The problem is that Moxley
should be walking through the front door of the
arena and being checked for a ticket.
The camera shot follows Punk
as he does the walk through the boom, into the arena
and in the, not in the stands themselves,
but up at a platform area
in the stands with old Jackie Redmond,
who is the only one
of these female interviewers
that sounds like a real
news personality, a real courtside
interviewer, that she is speaking
extemporaneously off the top of her head
than somebody reading a recited, prepared question.
I don't know why that she has that quality in her voice,
but it's just it's night and day different than anybody else.
and that works with punk because punk sounds more real than most of the guys himself.
And he does a great promo, not only on the Royal Rumble,
but his feelings on the guys in it.
And he mentioned, and again, my notes that I did in the dark in the bed,
he mentioned Seth, and he mentioned fucking Roman,
and he mentioned a lot of the top names you would think.
but then how
Sina and all of these people
were getting the reactions
and you again
you want that you want
this is another mega
single star and he's dropping
names of all these heavy hitters
and goddamn who will win this rumble
you could make a case for a lot of these guys
but I forget how did he bring up
our friend from
from Florida
the one the only Terry the Hulk
Boulder, how did he tie him in? I'm trying to think.
He was saying how, no matter who it is, he'll throw them over the top and win the
rumble, even if, I think the line was something like, even if Hulk Hogan wants to come
in there, I'll throw his dusty old ass out. Yeah, his dusty ass. And the people
booed Hogan there, as said the mention of the name. They were popping on the other names
Isn't it against to Hulk Hogan?
Now, okay, some people said,
well, in Los Angeles, at the raw debut,
you know, it's a big city, Los Angeles,
it's a democratic state.
Hogan was a Trump supporter.
Maybe that's why they, well,
Texas is as shit-kicky as it gets.
That's the farthest place
from being a liberal bastion of democracy,
redneck, white socks, and,
Blue Ribbon Beer in Texas,
and they booed Hogan there.
Has maybe people started to come to realize
it's not me, Hulk.
It's you.
They just want to boo Hulk Hogan.
They are fed up with him.
And that's the point I was trying to make.
When we talked about the booing debacle,
you know, when he and Jimmy Hart,
poor Jimmy got scooted out of the building,
he's appeared recently in years after the videotape came out.
That's been baked into the cake, as they say for a while.
The sudden not only resurgence of venomous response,
but the over-the-top venomousnesses,
when he's been around a few years ago,
and now it's even worse,
is just because of his general bullshit or,
right? The lying and the bullshit stories and the ridiculous
reliant that the Trumpiness has to be part of it because that's been
he's been out in public with that but just the ridiculous behavior overall as a person
in these public situations and when he's full of shit right?
That has to be the difference.
See the political stuff certainly turned off a lot of people
or at least caused a lot of people just to go, oh, that's it.
But it's not like this wasn't already happening before then.
He's had a lot of issues where you don't know how the crowd's going to react,
depending on what city you're in.
This is now...
Where was it? Was it San Jose last time?
No.
No, I was Los Angeles.
Los Angeles, that's right.
It was Los Angeles, which is a city he was a big star in.
They booed him, okay.
Like you said, Liberal Bastion.
Dallas
You know
As you put it as shit-kicky as it gets
They boot them
They're gonna be in Texas still for Saturday night's main event
In San Antonio
Which is southern
And shit-kickier than Dallas
Is Jesse Ventura gonna be there?
Well, one would think that it's Saturday night's main event
Jesse would be showing up also
That could awkward
Oh
See that's the kind of thing
Jesse would do in the classic days, he would point out how bad Hogan was.
So the fans start booing Jesse Love Field Day, I told you, I told you!
Yeah, I don't know what they're going to do, but the reaction there, and the other thing
I think that's important to say is punk must have known.
Oh, yeah.
That they were going to react like that, so it's him making a statement as well, a statement
of fuck Hulk Hogan.
Yeah.
That's a statement.
Punk said in his clearest farcy, fuck de Hulke.
Hogan.
All right.
Good promo though, but
the look of it.
The different energy you get from the crowd
when you shoot amongst them.
Yeah.
And no one's acting like a fool.
And you get the wide shot,
you just see people everywhere.
Jackie Redmond's as excited as they get.
I don't know.
She's really excited.
You could see her chest swelling up with pride.
That's Jim Cornett, ladies and gentlemen,
Louisville, Kentucky.
A good segment, good promo.
You had nothing for punk to do on the show
except do this promo. It was good.
Well, but that's the thing is, you know,
again, it promotes the rumble. It gets another star
on television. They get the benefit of punk
for a quarter hour.
And he's selling stuff and the people are happy to be sold to.
That's the thing. It's not like
these people are groaning when they're, oh, another interview.
They're like, yes. Oh, God damn, we love him. Let us chant
while he speaks.
they're not forcing any of this stuff down people's throats they want it
what do you think it's going to happen in san antonio do you think he gets booed oh hogan
yes i think he will i said now it's become a thing and now again if they the one thing
whether it's yeat or whoa or whoa or the other singing or the chanting or the or the
It's crowd audience participation.
They're involved.
And, you know, much like they wanted to hoot it Tessa Blanchard on the T&A show,
now this is going to be a thing where, oh, they booed him in Los Angeles and they boot him in Dallas,
and now we're going to boo him in San Antonio also because they don't like him.
But now it's becoming a thing, so it'll feed on itself.
they should have him manage tessa two birds one stone let him take all the heat well no you can't do that to tess
i don't care what she's guilty of tessa comes out there with jimmy heart and hulk oaken
yeah but uh and they can't switch hawk heel because he's supposed to be a goodwill he's a goodwill
he's a goodwill ambassador with no goodwill and they can't turn him heel because people think he hates
black people. That's not like a good reason.
All right, let's just turn you here and run with that.
No, that's not how that works.
And can they blame
his beer? We found out
little Hokomaniacs, there was
something in this beer that caused me
to be a
so I am
I'm a real American. I'm drunk on
my ass and at the bottom
of a can. I think if they
want him to get cheered, they better stay in like Clearwater
Beach or maybe
Tampa. I don't know if that'll do it.
It's just because now you're dealing with a narrow audience also,
just of the people that are wanting to go to a live wrestling event. Maybe he might still get
cheered over at a neutral event like a bull riding thing or a
fucking rodeo or whatever. And here's the other problem. What are they going to do with
him? We saw the last time we saw him, he can't walk.
He couldn't even get to the ring. They just had him come out by the entranceway and
he's an older guy now with lots of you know you never think of him as a bump guy but when you're
really thinking of him taking doing that leg drop yeah for a big guy and I was loaded to the
tits on steroids that'll do it and now they're singing he is a real American riding around
Walmart in a hover and he is a real all right then we had a match uh that I didn't watch
with Shana and Joey or
Shana and Zoe
with their manager Joey
Shana and Zoe
with their manager
Sonia
against EO and Dakota
and that was at the point
where I went to get something else to eat
I think or potentially
Harley needed a belly rub
but then
we got the WrestleMania
rematch because remember
thankfully on Netflix
the show is only two and a half hours long now
they think that's the sweet spot
my sweet spot would be I think 37 minutes
top to bottom
but at least it's better than three hours
they got more time to develop things than two hours
but they don't have to stretch things out for three hours
are you saying 37 minutes for any wrestling show
or just for their wrestling show
maybe 24 minutes for the other wrestling shows
and 37 minutes for theirs,
because they need longer to enter the ring
because they're in bigger buildings.
No, because you're a great person to ask
because you got to see both.
Like the 90-minute Memphis show.
Did you feel like 90 minutes was a better time
for wrestling than 60 minutes?
Yeah, actually, in that instance, it was.
And the same thing with Houston.
And being serious for a second
in the middle of this folderall,
the average wrestling show was always an hour
because the television stations, especially for local programming,
back in those days, they wanted to program an hour blocks.
And of course, there'd be half-hour programs that were originally network
that were placed in a syndication, and they'd strip those
like between five and six in the afternoon before the local news at six o'clock
or seven to eight network adjacency, whatever.
That's where the half-hour programs would get in.
and yes, you had regionally syndicated 30-minute fishing shows or whatever,
but most of the time, if you're programming a sports show on the weekend,
a wrestling show, from the dawn of syndication of television in the 50s
until the end of the 80s when everything started going to shit,
you needed an hour program.
They weren't going to take a half hour,
and they weren't going to take an hour and a half.
But when you had specific markets,
whether it be Atlanta had two hours,
on TBS.
That was a whole different animal.
Or Houston was 90 minutes
or Channel 5 in Memphis was 90 minutes.
The television station wanted that
because the program was so popular
and did such big numbers.
And that's why
in Houston they were fine
because Channel 39 they shot in the Coliseum.
Later in later years,
they used an hour of the Mid-South wrestling program
and then shot 30 months.
minutes of content in the Coliseum, but they did their own thing.
But in Memphis, the 90-minute program in Memphis is also the program that aired in a shortened
version in the other markets, Louisville and Nashville and Evansville, Indiana, Lexington, Kentucky,
etc.
So the reason why it worked in Memphis was because you not only had the basic part of the program
that, you know, everybody could see the matches
and the live studio interviews setting up the big angles,
but then you got local tape from Memphis,
the Coliseum last Monday night that the other markets wouldn't see
and promos just for that, and that was different.
It was the people that watched Memphis wrestling on television
got to see three or four minutes probably
of the top three or four matches from the previous Monday
at the Coliseum, so that was better than watching some dry studio match.
So they had programming that was part of the promotion for this coming week
that could still keep you occupied for an hour and a half,
and they didn't need any extra wrestlers or whatever.
But then that stuff would be edited down and the main tape
that went everywhere else would just have the main body of the...
So it was tailored to fit a variety of purposes.
What would it made your life easier?
like in Smoky Mountain or OVW, wherever.
But Smoky Mountain, if you had the option to fill up 90 minutes,
would that have made your life easier?
No, it would have made my life harder.
Because then we were, this was another era still yet,
we were doing three and sometimes four television shows per night
at our TV tapings.
Because we didn't have the luxury of doing a TV studio show live every Saturday morning.
So if we needed to fill up
90 minutes, that
taping would have lasted from
7 o'clock until a quarter to 1 in the morning.
So it would have made it harder.
Would it have been better
promotion? Every fan
that watched our one hour program
would have watched our 90 minute program
if we'd have had one. That wouldn't have been
a fucking problem at all.
And we could have put
more videotape
potentially from the arenas to promote shit
instead of having to shoot so much
at the live tapings, maybe.
But we couldn't have got any of the TV stations
to run it because that would have then
not only taken up one of their one hour blocks,
but it would have fucked up another one of their hours
where they had to find a 30-minute program
to go behind and blah, blah, blah.
And we were having a hard enough time getting an hour
without having to try to get an hour and a half
and think about this, what hour
and what 90-minute network programs
can you ever think of
in the Virginian went to 90 hours
and 90 hours.
They went to 90 minutes, the Virginian,
in the 60s because it was such a,
not only a popular program,
but it was one of the network's prestige programs
and it was like a,
a 90-minute television movie every week.
And they did that with a very few drama programs,
and they usually didn't last long.
And otherwise, and they realized that it was impossible to syndicate those.
So that's why you never saw an hour and a half program on the networks
unless it was the movie of the week,
and then that was specifically timed to go into a time slot
whether it be 90 minutes, in which case the movie would be 72 or 74 minutes
or a two-hour slot where they'd make a movie that was 108 minutes.
And that's why the made-for-TV movies never needed to really be edited.
I digress, didn't I?
Yeah, Johnny Carson went from 90 to 60.
Well, you know, he originally went from 105 to 90.
in the in the first when johnny carson first took over the tonight show
a lot of the local markets the 11 o'clock news was only a 15 minute
program a 15 minute newscast
and the tonight show would start the network feed
at 1115 p.m. Eastern and go to one o'clock in the morning
but when carson got some clout
after he'd been doing it for about a year year and a half
as the local news started expanding in major markets like New York, L.A., Chicago,
he said, he went to the network, he said, half of the country,
including all the big cities, is not seeing my monologue.
They're not seeing the first 15 minutes of the show.
And so he refused to come out.
There's an old example of this on YouTube.
Ed McMahon would introduce the Tonight Show,
and then they would do a bit with the band and the leader,
band leader was Skitch Henderson then,
and they would kill 15 minutes,
and then they would introduce Johnny Carson at 1130,
and he'd come out and do his monologue.
And finally, they just said,
fuck it, we're just going to make the whole thing an hour and a half,
and that forced the local stations to expand their news.
Uh-huh, see there?
Very good.
anyway
and how it pertains to the main event of this wrestling show is
the goddamn show is only two and a half hours long
so we were already at the main event
which was the big rematch from WrestleMania
between I started to say Seth MacFarlane
Drew McIntyre and Seth Rollins
Seth Franklin Rollins our friend and confidant
and I don't know what all they showed before this
but when they started the package,
I started trying to fast forward.
And I went 10 minutes
until I got to the fucking bell at least.
So they had long entrances and et cetera.
But did you watch this match, Brian?
I did.
Two guys that look like stars
and looked like professional athletes,
it had a big time feel
because they're pushed guys
and the people where it's a big building,
it's a big crowd.
they both can work.
And that's the whole thing
is that this was a basic match
and nobody was going to get fucking hurt
nor should they.
And the people were liking it
and it's in a big building
with a big feel
with two guys that looked like stars.
And that's the problem right now
is people look at this
and then they look at AEW
and it's not just
in some cases
the real dedicated wrestling fans
especially,
they don't worry about the production value
they want to see the wrestling.
but AEW looks like a flea market next to this talent too
that's the biggest problem with AEW's perception
is not necessarily that they're
they're not able to match the television production
because a lot of people understand that
it's that their talent looks like goddamn idiots
compared to these guys
and that that's a problem
because except for their basic audience,
the average person that they may ever try to get
to watch the Macs or the cock or the flicks or whatever,
doesn't matter who it is,
they don't want to see some local indie-looking jackoffs
that aren't as impressive as their brother-in-law.
And therein-law is one of the big problems.
But anyway, you know what the other big problem is?
Go ahead, go ahead.
You want to know what the other big problem is?
I think it's very similar to the WWE
under Vince McMahon, AEW started disappointing their fans more and more.
Yeah.
And now there's a feeling that they're going to disappoint you.
You're not going to get what you want.
It's going to be a letdown.
And that's what you need to turn around.
It was easy for WWE.
It was as simple as, hey, everyone, Triple H is in charge.
And everyone kind of took a breath.
But AEW doesn't have that.
And when you burn out your fans, it's hard to bring them back sometimes.
Well, and, you know, it's not like that people, including us, but other people, we weren't the only brilliant prognosticators, hadn't been saying from the start, you can't just, people won't just love you for no reason forever.
Yes, at the start, it's a crowdfunding thing. They want so badly for this to succeed. They want there to be an alternative. They hate Vince the evil.
empire. He takes advantage of their favorite wrestlers.
Now they found out that
their favorite wrestlers when they get a big time job on national TV
and are working for a billionaire. They're just a bunch of fucking assholes too.
You know, they've got all the goddamn issues with each other that everybody else had.
But it's not all, hey, kumbaya, kids, let's put on a show in the barn.
It's no, fuck this fucking guy. He's not my friend.
and again, you have to leave the fans somewhat happy.
WWE does that.
Those fans are like to have that time of their fucking life,
but we know how much to pain for that.
They're paying a fortune with AEW,
you know, their fans look like they're walking out with their,
their shoulders slumped.
You're not giving them like anything they want,
like in terms of angles, in terms of who's pushed,
in terms of the matches, in terms of the results, the booking.
The WWE fans look like they're at a rave,
and the AEW fans look like they're at a funeral.
Jeez.
It's just like they're resigned to their fate.
Yeah, this fucking thing's going to happen again too, isn't it?
Hey, somebody almost got killed.
Uh, more of this.
But anyway, so they had a nice match, did Seth and Drew.
They did the superplex into the Falcon Arrow spot,
which is always stupid, no matter who does it.
And lots of back and forth.
forth, some two counts, and finally
Seth got him with a surprise
jackknife.
Didn't solve anything, because
it's a TV match and why should they?
Drew got some heat on him
afterwards, and then
Sammy came out, trying to save
the day, gets on Drew.
Drew gets back
on Sammy, sidelines him,
turns back to Seth, and he's pickling him,
Sammy runs, he's going to give Drew the big kick.
Drew moved, and Sammy moved,
and Sammy kicked Seth right in the mush.
And boom, and then Drewbacks, and now we're all,
because now Seth is going to be mad at Sammy.
And there's another fucking natural thing we've got set up for the Royal Rumble.
How is he going to react to this?
So they really are coming close to everybody is still a baby face and a heel,
but at the same time
they're coming close to giving even the baby faces
and or the heels
legitimate reasons to be mad at everybody else
and even the heels think their baby faces
this is deeper shit and more connected
than one has seen in a while
this is what they were kind of trying to tell us
that AEW was early on that everything's situational
no heels or baby faces but didn't work out that way
here it's starting to become that way
Well, that's because it was a situation comedy, not a situation.
But here, I mean, there are clear, clearly Drew's a heel.
Yeah.
But Seth, it kind of depends on what he's doing and who he's working with.
Sammy's a clear-cut baby face, but Rollins, you don't know.
And again, the long-term tease earlier was Owens and Zane, so we'll see what happens there.
But they got a lot of places to go, and a long time to get there.
They don't need to rush anything.
this is one of more amazing
business turnarounds
I've seen in wrestling
in a while, isn't it you?
I mean, you know, they've turned around
business before, but the product kind of still
wasn't that great.
But now the...
The show feels alive.
The show feels alive.
That's the thing, like, from the beginning of the show
till the end, and now you don't even know
when it's going to end.
It just so happens.
It was around two and a half hours
the last two weeks.
it can go three and a half hours.
It's whatever they want.
It just, it feels like it's the happening thing.
And they're paying a fortune those fans
to go sit there.
So it's not like it's just a working man
going to these shows or anything.
Yeah, I think they've priced themselves
out of the septic tank pumping fan base.
It's hard times for anyone wanting to buy wrestling tickets
at a reasonable rate.
Well, there you have that.
That was the Monday.
Night Raw. I'm sure there were some things that I've nodded off on, but we got the main parts
out of the way. Did we get your parts out of the way? My parts are never in the way. They are,
I don't know what I'm going to say here. But yeah, we are done with everything, but the drive-thru,
action-packed, classic wrestling talk, dynamite, from the files, part three, Dave Meltzer,
some guest to program coming soon. Maybe this week we will see, and more. Maybe this week we
will see. We will sell, can't you see? What this segment has done to me. And we'll be back next
week here with more on the Jim Cornett experience, including Saturday night's main event, the report
on the big network extravaganza leading up to the Royal Rumble. And plus, if anybody else says or does
anything, particularly stupid, egregious or embarrassing, we will be there to chop it up, as the kids say.
Until then, for Brian, I'm Jim, and you're whoever the fuck you are.
Thank you, fuck you, and bye-bye, everybody.
