Jim Cornette Experience - Episode 571: The Dark Side
Episode Date: March 3, 2025This week on the Experience, Jim talks with Dark Side Of The Ring's producer, Evan Husney, about Season 6's episodes! Plus Jim reviews AEW Dynamite & last week's Raw, and talks about attendin...g the premiere of Queen Of The Ring, TKO / WWE earnings & corporate morale issues, ratings, and much more! Follow Jim and Brian on Twitter: @TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast Join Jim Cornette's College Of Wrestling Knowledge on Patreon to access the archives & more! https://www.patreon.com/Cornette Subscribe to the Official Jim Cornette channel on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/c/OfficialJimCornette Visit Jim's official site at www.JimCornette.com for merch, live dates, commentaries and more! You can listen to Brian on the 6:05 Superpodcast at 605pod.com or wherever you find your favorite podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Like the midnight and the rock and roll.
He's in a fight for wrestling soul using a racket and some mind control.
He's in Connett.
The keys to the future.
Hell by Annette.
Promotion picture and AEW is doing sitcoms, baby.
Plus, morals.
Check that.
Morale is low in the WWE office.
All that and Dark Side of the Ring too.
And joining me.
Hawaiian Brian, the podcasting line, the king of the Arcadian Vanguard podcast network,
Mr. co-host to you, he's got the highest morale in the history of morals,
the great Brian last, everybody.
Aloha, Jim, and hello again, friends.
It's wonderful to be here.
Another fine day.
That song gets us in the positive spirit.
I don't know.
You've screamed in my aloha and about busted my eardrum.
Fortunately, it was held, the eardrum was held in by these vice-like headphones.
Oh, you stop it.
That you've got me.
That's the one thing you couldn't replace was the thing that actually causes me physical pain when we did this upgrade.
And now we sound like the fucking super duper extra sound quality, high-deaf vinyl pressing of dark side of the moon.
But I still have to have my heads.
My eyeballs are starting to pop somewhat.
I looked in the mirror.
I looked like Marty fucking Feldman.
I think that's a way to keep your youth, though.
You know, if your eyes sink in, that's not helpful.
What if they bug out?
Is it helpful?
It'll even out.
It'll even out the end.
It'll even out of the end.
I don't think it'll be Marty Feldman level just yet.
I got to keep my young, impressive good looks, Brian, because I was on the red carpet
here last week, this week, actually, we're still in the week that it was.
I was on the red carpet because I was on the silver screen.
Other people are green with envy.
What other kind of colors can I incorporate in this thing?
The Queen of the Ring was premiered.
Here in Louisville, Kentucky the other night, I went and just everyone had a fine time.
Camille came up from Nashville.
She's living down there.
She ought to be a country music star with her.
her spare time now.
Can she say?
I don't know,
but who would notice?
To be a country music star, she has to do
something. Well, she's in Nashville.
So right,
there you go. But Camille
came up and Ash Avalson
came the director and the writer
of the screenplay and Emily
Bet Riccard's who plays
Mildred Burke. I don't know where she lives,
but she came here to where
we live. And me and Dean
Hill were representing
the Louisville stars of the film.
But we had a nice time.
We got to take Stace,
and we took her mother and stepfather
and had a nice little seating area there.
We're not too close, but not too far.
And a bunch of the fans came out.
The both shows were full,
and I say a bunch of the fans.
This is the movie business now.
Should I still say,
fans like it's wrestling.
A bunch of the moviegoers,
a bunch of the excited
local citizens.
They came out and we took a bunch
of pictures. As a matter
of fact, there is video of this of me
in public that was
shot by Hotchka's Featherbottom that has
been delivered to the
Arcadian Vanguard offices
and it's
some of it, whatever
may indeed be usable,
is going on the Arcadian
in Van Gogh is going on the official Jim Cornett YouTube channel.
No, bear in mind.
Might as well give in a camera to Helen Keller.
I don't know what the hell Hotchkiss was doing.
What was he doing?
What was he filming?
No, it wasn't his fault.
I told you, they did the Q&A after the showing of the movie in the theater,
and they just kind of lined us up in the front underneath the screen,
and the house lights were like, it looked like Whitechapel in the 18th.
that Jack the Ripper was fucking lurking around.
It was very dark and it was shot from the side because the people were in their seats.
The camera people couldn't get in front of the people in their seat.
You might not see any of the Q&A, but there were other, there was a few other things that happened.
And you may hear parts of it.
Well, there was a lot of hubbub, Bub.
Have you ever been to a movie premiere, Bligh and Last?
Well, I try to.
to go to one of them every now and then.
Well, it's, there's a lot of hubbub and there's noise being made and things, but
I guess we'll tell people if any of that makes the YouTube channel.
When we put up footage that looks like it was shot on Super 8, you'll know it's from
the film premiere of Queen of the Ring.
Oh, come on, that's my high-quality telephone that I did cameos with, that has the super
duber, of course, I had actual light.
and quiet in my office when I was doing it,
but something's going to go up, isn't it?
You didn't just shit on all of it yesterday,
when you told me how bad it looked?
No, no, it's definitely, I think it needs to be seen.
I think if we cut it the right way,
it'll look very artistic.
It needs to be seen.
I think we can make it avant-garde
just by kind of spicing some of it together.
You know, here's someone's foot, here's those walls.
There's the ceiling.
one of the movies that they made on Gillingons Island
a Harold HECuba production
It was like one of the movies Yoko Ono made
I don't know what, but we'll get something out of it
great content, great content coming to
the official Jim Cornett YouTube channel, but what was it like for you
to sit there and watch a movie and
I guess anticipate when you would be in it and see yourself on the big screen?
Well, and here's that, I mean, even if you have read the script
And obviously there were many more days of shooting that I was not involved in where like in the wrestling business, they improvised something and went with it.
So it's not, you know, just recited word for word from the script.
And so I was seeing a lot of this stuff for the first time and even, you know, getting the flavor of it for the first time.
And I've got to be honest with you, they will talk about as a documentarian,
and you know me and you know you
and as a historian, I should say,
it's not a documentary,
so that part drives me crazy
that every fact and figure and place and name is not mentioned.
But as a movie, it's fucking great.
And I think they got something there
because not only as a period piece,
they shot it well, it's very artistically done.
This is not some cable access production.
You think you're at the,
carnival or you think you're back in the 30s on the street in front of the
seal back hotel it looks the same way now it did 90 years ago or whatever
but also it is the non wrestling people because there were quite a few people
that came either because they had heard the movie was shot in louisville
or you know it's it's a premiere it was on the news here and there
Or they were new people that were extras or were extras or whatever.
Or my in-laws who don't know shit from Apple Butter about Mildred Burke or female wrestling.
But they liked the movie because it tells a great story.
So having said that, again, nobody looks like those people.
I said, did I tell you this or did I say this on, I said it when we were talking to Camille.
Francesca Eastwood that played May Young.
She had asked me, she said, do you think I'm doing her justice?
I said, I think you're doing a charity.
I mean, my God, May Young would have had to have plastic surgery
not yet invented to look like this young lady.
But so facts and dates and places have to be somewhat overlooked
and nobody looks or sounds like Jack Pfeffer.
But from what I've heard from people who are just,
looking at it as a movie and can be independent because they don't know the story,
the movie's great.
And I play very pivotal roles, Brian.
I'm lobbying for nominations from the voting members of the Academy for,
you know, an Oscar for Best Cameo at least.
Or isn't there a best newcomer, best debut?
There may be an age cap on that.
Well, I'm, now wait a minute.
minute. I just heard the other night on Turner Classic movies at Sydney Green Street was 65 years old before he made his movie debut.
So just think about that. But nevertheless, it opens nationally at a theater near you on March the 7th, Queen of the Ring.
And again, Uncle Dave has reported that I actually play Sam Muchnick.
It was in the observer?
I didn't see that.
Yes, yes.
I was several people that brought it.
Oh, you were playing Sam Much, Nick.
And no, and the interview we did with Ash Avilson,
I think we mentioned it.
And also I did an interview on video with Ash,
which hopefully meets your fucking discerning standards.
But no, I play like a composite of
estate athletic commission authority figures
and NWA representative authority figures
that they would have had to come in contact with
over a period of the years
because you couldn't introduce 15 different fucking miscellaneous characters
and have them, the audience understand who they are.
Why did I do my third scene,
if I wasn't established as being that person
in number one and number two,
it moves the thing along.
So I'm not any one person, but since Martin Cove was Al Haft, he started calling me Sam
just because we were sitting there bored watching them shoot one day in the background and couldn't move for like 10 hours.
Well, I guess the question is you're insisting you're not Sam Mushnick.
It's a composite.
However, is the official word from the filmmaker and the studio that the composites name is Sam Mushnick?
no on the credits
I am
what does it say
in W I
God damn it
now in
in end of
oh shit I forgot
NWA
representative
or athletic commissioner
or there's no name
attributed to me
but I am
and the credit is
James M.
Cornett because they just
took it the way
I signed my fucking
deal to get paid
but
but I
I'm not an officially named character, although I think I turn in a stunning performance, once again,
I have to say so myself, because nobody else is.
No, many people are praising it.
My in-laws, my wife praise, you know, many people unrelated to me are, I'm sure are praising it.
I just haven't heard from them yet.
Well, you said it.
March 7th, Queen of the Ring opens up, go see it.
know what you think of Jim's debut performance.
Also in Easter, Reg, he plays one of the girls in one of the scenes where they shoot
in the back in the back.
Hey, no, no, that got cut.
That was, we were just testing the light that day when I put that costume on.
I believe you played Gladys Killem Gillum.
Isn't that right?
No, boy, kill him.
I'll tell you what, wrecked them.
They nearly killed him.
We want to say just real quickly, in a more serious,
as we're being juvenile here.
We want to send best wishes to Ryan from the UK.
He's just many thanks from the UK.
He didn't narrow it down any further.
But Ryan wrote us.
His wife had been in the hospital last week and he was having to go back and forth
between visiting her and be home with their daughter and their little chihuahua.
But his wife is feeling better now.
She's back home too.
So they're all together.
But he passed some time listening to our show.
So it was when we were debating about either how,
he says how fucking bad Dick the Boozer is or just Chris Jericho in general.
But at least now your wife is home,
so you continue to listen to us.
It'll probably make her sick again.
I'm sorry, not that he wants that.
I'm sorry, Ryan.
Yeah, the show will get better.
It might be an unnecessary, you know,
but unavoidable side effect of the thing.
Have I told you what we're doing in March?
We got a big show, by the way.
today and Evan Husney with Dark Side of the Ring is going to be on. We're going to talk about
all the episodes coming up on season 10, but have I told you what we're doing in March at
Cornett's Collectibles? No. Would you like me to? Is it spring training at Cornett's Collectibles,
a baseball theme for the month? It wouldn't know, I'll tell you, I got a bat over here, but I'm not
allowed to, it's put behind glass. No, the much maligned Hotchkis Feather Bottom that you
like to pooh-poo his ideas. He had such great ideas, the whole sale thing and the bonus item.
If you buy one, you get the other thing. Well, we're doing it again in March now. The February
sale is over with the action figures back to regular price. However, still the deal goes on
the entire month of March if you buy any Jim Cornett action figure Midnight Express or Heavenly
Body's tag team said anything involving
something with a head on it.
Then you get the free
two-hour classic wrestling
DVD from the 70s and 80s
from the wrestling gold series.
Any figure at all whatsoever.
You get the free DVD.
And this month's featured product,
the Behind the Curtin graphic novel
that has been an award-winning,
I'll get you that list of the awards
after the show, an award-winning graphic novel
this month only is $5 off its normal price.
You'd get it for 1995 autographed behind the curtain at Jimcornette.com.
That's what's going on in March.
I figured I'd get the financial news, you know, out of the way there with all of the sales
and the various prices because apparently the WWE, UFC, TKO,
I don't know if there was any bull figures.
There's some bull figures in here all right, but bull riding figures.
I don't know if that's involved yet.
But has this giant megalithic corporation has just sent out its earnings report, Brian,
and I need help here.
You know, you're the wolf of Wall Street.
And I am just, again, a simple small town bird lawyer.
So I'm going to give you the headline, and you got to explain to me.
how the fuck can this be
that the
the UFC and
WWEE
umbrella as it were
grossed
$2.8 billion
dollars
billion dollars in
2024
and ended up making
$6,400,000
in profit
it. The fuck?
I'm going to pay more taxes this year than they are.
But what the, at that point was it worth it?
All that work, Brian, all that struggle, all that work, all those people going to all
those places and beating up their bodies and working in the office and slaving,
working their fingers to the bone.
All of that 24 hours a day, something going on, seven,
days a week, somewhere around the globe, all these people, to make $6 million, the fuck is going on here.
It's funny if you really think about it, like some guy comes home from work. Hey, I had a great year.
We made $2.8 billion. Oh yeah, how much did you get to keep? A $6.4 million. It's not even in the same
category. You know, they have a lot of debt, and it's a big company with a lot of expenses, even though they keep firing
people. And Ari Emanuel is now a billionaire. I saw that. Well, that's, yeah, I think that the people
running the thing are doing just fine. But when you think about it, that's some kind of
kind of Tony Khan level stuff to be willing to spend almost $2.8 billion to make $6 million
at the end of the year.
And again, it's being reported that, well,
the Kung Lee, Kung Fu lawsuit.
Well, that wasn't Kung Fu.
It was just Kung Lee.
He has nothing to do with Kung Fu.
Well, I mean, I don't know exactly.
See, there.
Yeah, you don't know what discipline was.
I remember watching him.
I don't think it was that.
And I don't think it was Kung Fu.
It could have been Taekwondo.
See, you never know.
I think he was a kickboxer or something.
Well, and that, see, that maybe he'd have been,
if he'd had changed disciplines,
he would have been more successful.
But that's like $375 million.
And part of it is being paid this year.
And they paid $250 million in interest.
But again, that's, okay, so there's five minutes.
You've got one point fucking,
how many almost two, no, more than two billion dollars left over.
And it makes six million.
The fucking profit margin on Cornett's collectibles
last year was much closer to the gross.
When we got down to the net, they missed the net,
and they fell all the way in the fucking hole.
They're down the well.
When you work for WWE, wasn't there one of those years
where they netted like $6 million, or am I wrong?
Or gross?
No, it couldn't have been.
gross at that point.
No, you're thinking about the year that Vince was pissed off was
1995, I believe, or 95, 6 into the fiscal year, whatever.
He lost $6 million.
That's what it was.
And he was fucking highly pissed, but I just can't fathom.
Taking in $2.8 billion, and by the time you finish doing whatever the fuck you need
to do, there's only $6 million somehow left over.
and is UFC is
apparently most of the
blame there right because the
WWE doesn't spend that much fucking money
and they were both about
even in what they
they grossed
1.4
well yeah about 1.4 billion dollars each
but
am I
am I just
picking at Nitz here to think
my God you would think there would
somehow this has to be a
tax dodge or something
for the IRS
because how the fuck there was there only
$6 million left over?
Well you're good with your calculator Jim what percentage
of a 2.8 billion
is 6.4
million. Hold on
let me just enter that.
I'm sure that's exactly what it sounds like when you try to
enter that. Yeah, blow me
with the good with your calculator
to enter that is the response that I'm getting here.
You remember what you used to be able to,
when the Texas Instruments Calculator first came out,
kids, and it became a thing.
And in the public schools,
it was great when you would write,
like what was it,
8008 and turn it upside down and it looked like boob.
Whatever, that was a big deal.
Well, that's about what I've got to say about the earnings report there, Brian.
I think somebody needs to crack a whip at the office, maybe some later hours, put these people their nose to the grindstone because, well, I mean, they've got to be ashamed of themselves, the employees, right?
That's why we're hearing the morale is low because they're ashamed that they took in almost $3 billion and they were only able to keep $6 million of it.
They don't think they're doing their jobs properly.
That's why they're all depressed, right?
Well, these reports started coming out about morale issues and not necessarily in the locker room where it seems like everyone's just having a party.
Or anyway, it doesn't seem like it has anything to do with the arena.
It's all in the office, the new office.
I don't know how much of this have you seen.
I saw a little bit about it, but the story started going around.
I think Brandon Thurston did a big write-up on it.
And it's interesting because they're supposed to be this, I mean, they're making more money.
Let me rephrase that because of what we're talking about.
They're grossing more money than ever before.
Yes.
Obviously, it's not the giant net you would hope for with that,
but is it something that should cause issues with the workforce that aren't the executives?
Well, I mean, I don't think that they're yet going to the links that Vince went
when he made him take the water coolers out and not bring in any more bottled water or whatever.
But we're hearing that at the same time as these.
grosses are setting
records. These gates are
off the charts. The
rights deal. They're talking in
billions of dollars
and they're cutting employee
incentives telling them they can't have
any more free tickets
cutting the
what was the goddamn
plan they were cutting where they were
the employees would benefit
from it in the end of their
it was an employee incentive program.
The point is
All the people working in the office are getting put through the ringer while these figures have never been higher.
And still some way, they say they're only making $6 million.
So that's why morale is somewhat low around the, what do they call it now?
Is it still Titan Tower number two?
Or what do they call that building these days?
That's a good question.
I don't know what they actually call it.
but how would you feel?
Because you were never really there for that
where you're not getting a raise,
where you're expecting a raise,
where usually there'd be an annual raise,
whatever the situation may be,
you're not going to get it.
You're not going to get increased benefits.
You may lose some of your benefits.
At the same time,
you could see it's a publicly traded company,
the major perks,
the stock,
everything being given to the top executives there,
you could see how that would cause problems.
You never had that.
It was never like, we're struggling, but Vince just gave himself $28 million.
No, and that's the thing is that even then in the 90s, the amounts of money were somewhat realistic that, you know, that anybody was talking about.
It wasn't off the charts like this.
And no, that's, you know, you've got to think for those people that are there in the office doing whatever they're doing, whatever department they're in, if they're getting to,
whip cracked at them and they got to live in that.
I'm sure it's still an overpriced hellhole, Connecticut.
To go through all that and they're seeing the people running the company that are
literally worth billions of dollars and that the executive down the hall from you is,
you know, just got $50 million worth of stock or whatever.
And there's meanwhile, down the hall even further, there's people getting their head shit
on. You know, these people got to think, what the
fuck? And now they're cutting my goddamn
free tickets to the shows
and I don't get a
goddamn Christmas bonus.
That's got to be,
you know, and these people
keep that thing going one way or the other. They've got to
do their jobs. It's not like
the company has ever been noted for
bloating their staff of employees
where people are sitting around with nothing to do
because there's too many of them.
So that's kind of a slap in a face.
No wonder their morals are low.
Well, no wonder.
Well, I don't know what else this.
I mean, again, it's an interesting new error for WWE in this regard that, you know, Vince McMahon is Vince McMahon.
Now you have a bunch of figures who everyone knows and you can see they're all just getting a ton of money.
Vince, you know, rewarded lots of, like Kevin Dunn was getting tons of stock.
But I guess at least.
The world's most miserable millionaire.
I guess at least some people felt that there was possible upward mobility,
or at least they had good benefits.
Whatever you want to say, the excuse was,
if all of a sudden you start cutting all those things,
you start losing good people.
And it's always better to have good people than bad people,
as Mama Cornett used to say.
Well, should we talk about something good before we talk about something bad?
We can try. Let's lift it up. Let's go.
Let's lift it up, baby.
Let's go.
Okay. And I know it's several days old, but we just, I wanted to make mention of a couple of things on this past week's raw from Cincinnati on February the 24th.
We're apparently in Cincinnati for a television taping. They had 12,259 people.
Holy crap. I mean, it's not even in the real.
realm of realism anymore.
This Netflix, whatever the fuck Netflix did domestically, I figured it would increase
their worldwide audience, but why are people now just watching or reacting to Raw like
this because it's on Netflix when it's been on TV in other places for 20 fucking years,
30 years?
Oh, I don't think it's just Raw.
I think it's across the, across the company.
I think NXT.
is having a remarkable hot run right now.
I think Smackdown obviously is,
and, you know, AEW was just in Cincinnati
with the hometown boy, John Moxley.
Remember, it was a smaller room,
which they're doing now,
and it's the right thing to do,
but it just didn't look,
it didn't have the energy, it didn't have the look,
and then you see the WWE come to the same town,
and it's night and day.
And boom goes to dynamite.
But there were two segments,
there were kind of the opposite,
ends of each other that I wanted to point out real quick.
And I'm not going to go through the entire exchange word for word,
but Logan Paul was in the ring, he was cutting a promo.
He's got heat.
He's a good heel promo.
Apparently he really is a dick so it works and you can tell.
And he said he's going to win the elimination chamber.
And so again, he's a star.
The people see him at that level.
and they don't like him.
And then suddenly, boom,
like Mussolini with Skyline Chili.
Brian, have you ever had any Skyline Chili from Cincinnati?
No.
Heavenly shades of night are falling.
It's Skyline time.
That's the jingle.
Oh, boy.
No, let's not.
Because they were open late.
Oh, they've been there.
Look up Skyline Chili.
They've been up there in the Cincinnati area since at least
the 50s or 60s.
And it's a whole new
presentation of
chili. You'd love it. And it's
got the spaghetti or it's got the five ways
or it's got all kinds of stuff.
Whatever gets you to stop singing. And
again, we have a lot of audio. We're upgrading
still. If you hear peeking because of Jim
singing, we're working on it.
You hear peeking because that
was me hitting a note that
even a modern
microphone couldn't pick up because it's
So it has such a rare octave to it.
Sound like a Mayan death whistle.
So he sounds like a disemboweled cat.
So here comes punk and their chance,
C.M. Punk.
See him punk.
And punk was wearing the Chicago Teachers Union shirt.
So punk supports education and Logan Paul supports the guy
who wants to abolish education.
So at least we
we got that clear on
who's on which side.
And, you know,
they cut the promo on each other.
And Logan Paul, he's,
that's the difference because
he still isn't that experienced
on what he's doing in this world.
And he does great heel shit, but he still
has that element of, I'm saying
this to get a reaction, whereas punk is so
fucking natural. But punk's more
natural than most of the boys. But
you know, Logan Paul's doing the heel shit and it was good.
And he mocked Punk for being injured and it's only a matter of time before the fans are chants me and all that stuff.
But punk was zinging him.
You're a dime a dozen loudmouth kid who does and says stupid things for a reaction.
There's no substance to you.
And me and the other people that you mentioned, I think, Sina and whoever,
are legends that make history and you're a flash to pan,
it won't be here long enough to make history,
you're going to be history.
And punk is going to win the elimination chamber and face Cody, blah, blah, blah.
But punk said, I'm Satan himself in this business and you're nobody.
And in Logan Paul, in the face off, he slaps him and rolls out.
And punk says, run while your legs still work,
because when I get you, you're going to understand why they chant my name.
I liked it.
You get a clear baby face.
You got a clear heel.
You understand what their fucking issue is.
And the delivery was very good on Logan Paul's part and excellent as usual on Punk's part.
And I want to see it.
Now they've set that up.
I want to see that match.
It doesn't.
You think it's mania?
Well, I, and they set it up before this.
Remember, all of a sudden, Punk took a shot at Logan Paul.
Was it an interview with Sammy?
one of his recent confrontations with someone took a shot at low
Kevin Owens you even lost a Logan Paul that's what it was
so they've been kind of slowly building and then the Royal Rumble elimination
do you think it's mania this kind of matter well but see
with the rock coming into you know disrupt whatever the fuck's going on
you never know where they were going or what the final
final mania card was going to be but if it's going
to be Cody and Sina.
Punk's going to need something to do, but nevertheless, the thing is they've got multiple
options.
They're, they've got all these top guys have issues with each other to the point where
you can do something like this, especially if you've got a member of the board of directors
coming into insert and inseminate himself into, into things.
But this made you want to see Logan Paul.
and punk.
Is it a pen, that would be the goal.
Yeah, I thought Logan Paul killed it here.
I thought Logan Paul was exceptional.
And you say he still comes across, you know, whatever you said, in an unbelievable way.
Well, not unbelievable.
It works for him.
You know he's kind of, he's saying yes, because he's a dickhead.
He's a heel.
He's a heel that clearly enjoys being a heel that makes him a bigger heel.
Yes.
And you can tell that he is prepared a public statement to tell people how.
great he is, what a dick, you know, or what shitheads they are.
But it's still, punk's so natural that you believe him.
You believe that he is, and there's some element of truth to this,
that Logan Paul is indeed a fucking flash to pan and, you know,
the kid is shouting obscenities to get noticed.
You want to make people believe, take a shot at him over Crypto Zoo,
or whatever his crypto thing was that apparently, yeah, there's a lot of people feel like
they were owed some money or whatever
whatever the situation he's suing coffee
Zilla whatever the situation is
ask him about that
nobody ever said Logan Paul
was the soul of honesty now
but the point is
they made you want to see this with this
segment you know what they made me
want to see it although if I think about
it it's not
an easy
match for either guy
as I'm thinking about them working
together, very, very different physically in terms of style.
Logan's tall, Logan tall.
Logan Paul is tall and lanky, a ball of a muscular punk.
You know, I don't know, and Logan Paul isn't, I punk in there with someone who knows
how to work, it's amazing.
But punk in there with someone who, you know, either memorizes a routine or just doesn't
have the instincts that you wouldn't have if you haven't done this day in and day out for a
while. Right. Yeah.
I don't know. I actually wonder how that match would be.
Or can punk work with him enough to bring him up to a level to where without stunts because
you know that punk is not going to be engaging in double springboards off the top rope
through furniture to the floor or whatever the fuck. Can he bring Logan Paul up to where
Does Logan Paul have the drive and determination to have a really well-worked fucking match to his repertoire of crash test dumbiness?
And I'll take those promos leading up to WrestleMania back and forth, punk and Logan Paul.
Yeah.
And we've said Logan Paul is a, we praised him for being as good, having matches that good with the experience level that he was at.
And of course, yes, they've been walked through or run through
or gone through or whatever ahead of time.
But at the same time, if he's a good enough athlete to do the moves that he's done
and put everything together,
then he's also a good enough athlete to be able to tell a physical story
if he's got a guy leading him in that direction.
So I think we'll see if, as the veterans used to say,
if he can keep his ears open and his mouth shut,
I bet you it's good, it would be pretty good.
I'm about to say gunna.
We don't know if we're getting it or not.
And it's good too because it gets punk away from the guys
that he's been working with pretty much nonstop
since he came back, Seth and, and what's his name,
McIntyre, obviously.
You know, it's time for something new,
and this is something very, very new.
But there are the problems is that the other big major
monologue segment are soliloquy or dramatic,
rendition on this show was Cody in the ring and with our friend Seth Franklin
Rollins.
And it was later on in the program.
And as much as the thing with punk and Logan, Paul made me want to see them do something,
this didn't work.
It didn't do anybody any favors.
It didn't get.
It's this rock stuff.
It's killing Cody.
That's exactly.
Yes.
It's killing Cody.
Because they were having to.
talk about this shit that you could tell
that the people didn't want to hear about
because
Cody came
to the ring
and he asked again
instead of
what do you want to talk about
it was like Cincinnati
I'm pretty sure I know what
we're supposed to talk about
and they
didn't want to talk about it
and
he was so
down and you know and what does it mean to ask for a man's soul and they did and then he was
we still don't know by the way that was never answered no just a question into the ether the question
is hanging in the air but that cody was going into one of the ones that you don't like and now i
see the promos where he's trying to with with flowery verbiage and eloquence of
of, you know, language make up for the fact that they know story here
that anybody wants to hear told to them.
It's been, it's come out of nowhere and it's been shoved in
and this audience ain't looking for it.
And he said, it's good guy 101 that I never lie to you.
I will never lie to you.
But then he said, this decision that I'm faced with
doesn't just affect me, but my wife, my daughter, my sister,
my students, my nephews, my mother,
the memory of my father,
Dusty got a nice ovation,
and that he said the offer is everything
that I would fight and scratch and claw
to get, without having to fight and scratch and claw,
he was presenting it like he was thinking about it,
like he was actually legitimately considering it,
and they didn't want to hear that.
Do you agree with me or not from the people's reaction?
That's the thing.
I don't think anyone, and it just happened on Friday,
so it was a few days earlier, but it had a major audience.
It was the rock.
It was known for at least enough time that people tuned in.
Nobody came out of that and said, I want to,
I shouldn't say that.
The audience that came out of that and said,
I want more of this,
and I want to see where this is go,
was a lot smaller than the people who just wanted Cody to continue what he was doing,
working with whoever was going to win the elimination chamber at WrestleMania.
Sina.
I mean, I think they would have wanted to.
wanted Sina more than, I mean, they could still pull Sina into this, but the rock stuff is unnecessary.
Well, as he got to that point where again, you're left with the thought that is he considering this,
which just doesn't do coat any favors.
And Seth's music plays, and here he comes to the ring in a red leather raincoat and baggy
red leather pants.
And I wrote
this promo wasn't getting over and now
I don't know where it's going.
But Seth's
whole thing is what the hell are you
thinking? Which again gives
credence to that Cody is thinking about
this because Cody's not denying it. He's not
blowing it off immediately. I'm not thinking
about this shit. What the
hell are you thinking? We fought the rock
and the bloodline last year and now he's
back and he wants you to
sell him your soul.
and that you didn't slap him in a face as a slap in my face.
And then Cody said, well, Seth, that sounds awfully judgmental coming from you.
I'm like, God damn it.
God damn it.
Now, no.
Because now Cody is fucking, Seth just said what all the fans are saying to Cody in their head.
And now he's telling him they're judgmental is what is happening there.
because somebody is crafting this story.
But he's, yeah, your judge,
the rock didn't ask for your soul because it's tainted.
Because you've turned on people,
you hit so-and-so with a chair and did this and that
and the other thing.
But you were my shield at WrestleMania,
and you helped me achieve my dream,
even though you had a bad leg and blah, blah, blah.
And I wrote, this is long and going nowhere.
and Seth wants to protect Cody from making a mistake that he made years ago doing all these treacherous things
and he tells Cody, don't make me hate you, Cody.
God damn.
And Seth fired up and said that he wanted to face the good Cody because he's still going to win the elimination chamber and invite Cody and me.
But he's not coming for his soul just his title.
So he gave him a pep talk before he told him that he was going to win the right to kick his fucking ass and take his belt away.
This was not, not, not good.
Was it good to you?
It wasn't good to me.
People like the motivated Cody, people like the rah-rah Cody more than I would, but they do.
They don't like the sad and this.
This was like Hangman Page and MJF the other day in AEW, except they're not going to wrestle each other.
And again, we're putting over, it's all about the rock who's not even there.
So you have the world champion talking to another top guy, all about someone else who isn't even there,
and they don't even say outright what the hell he wants.
What does it mean when someone wants your soul?
That's a really deep question, Cody.
Why don't you tell me what you think?
We don't get anything on that.
And the other question is, based on what happened last year, the pivot,
because the fans
the fans were rejecting
what they were getting
from the Dwayne Johnson camp
and W.W.E.
amazingly reacted quickly.
They can't do that two years in a row.
That'll cause a problem.
Right?
How did they go two years in a row and go
Nick, you got to sit out and talk to this fucking guy.
He can't just roll up and do this shit.
We've come a long way since Goertz was writing for the show
and this rock stuff is self-indulgent,
which only works, if it works, this ain't working.
He left the ring from that Cody's segment on Smackdown.
The fans were quiet.
I don't know if I've ever heard the fans that quiet
when the Rock left the ring
after any of the comeback segment since like 2000, whatever.
Yeah, because they're confused,
because he's a prick one second and he loves him the next.
And then he comes out afterwards and tells him,
I enjoy playing this wild, wacky character of the final boss.
They're like, he's just, he's just coming in because he can.
They don't like that.
And that's the other thing, because it's the rock doing that at a scrum.
That shit goes around.
You know, it always goes around whenever anyone at AW does it.
Some of them stay in K-Faib.
Tony Storm is the wacky Tony Storm at the scrum.
But Dwayne Johnson, immediately after this confusing segment going out there and saying,
oh you know I loved what I did
Cody loved it too
and we don't even have to wrestle
I think that's the genius of what I did
again Jericho disease talking about the genius
of the idea you have
the magnitude of him
and now we have this
we have Seth Rollins coming out there
to console Cody Rhodes
or whatever this was
this can't continue
otherwise
and on Monday Night
also the women's world
tag team title
match. You said watch this match. It was a really good match. Bianca and Naomi against Liv
and Rochelle, Rochelle. And is it watched the match that's good. And afterwards, I said,
the match was just average. The finish was incredible. You thought it was just average. I mean,
the fans were really into it, especially at the end. No, the finish. I'm not, but now the finish was
about the last five minutes of the match. Okay, okay, good. I thought you
like just the last thing?
No, no, see that, well,
okay, good, good.
See, that's pedestrian thinking.
Pedestrian, I say.
When they were,
what they did,
I would have, I didn't time it,
but I say the last five minutes,
but it was probably a good five-minute go-home queue
where they went into
the roller coaster ride
of the build
of the false finishes
and the peaks and valleys and ebbs and flows
and twists and turns and ramma-damming-ding-dongs of their finish.
And that's what I'm talking about when I say, you know, not only,
I've talked in the past about how, you know,
we'd have guys do it, get a three-minute cue or a four-minute cue or whatever to go home.
That's not just the finish, not just like, oh, small package,
that's going into what you have called for a finish.
And that's the old Eddie Graham shit, you know,
Kevin Sullivan said if they had a 15-minute match
Eddie's finish would take seven and a half minutes or whatever.
But the match itself was average,
but not only, and I'm not just indicting the talent here,
whoever their producer was or whoever figured this finish,
it was fucking brilliant,
but everybody in the match did it perfectly too.
And they were in the right spot at the right time,
and they got the right reaction,
and Dominic interfered, and they got multiple two counts,
and that's where the this is awesome chance started coming,
because there was a lot of back and forth and hot false finishes,
and things where you think,
the baby faces have triumphed, but no at the last minute,
or the heels have got the fuck, but no at the last second.
And then finally, while Naomi is about to do whatever the fuck
she was going to do to live
Rochelle
posted Naomi
and Liv Pender
boom one, two, three and got a big pop
because people like Liv Morgan
now that she's
fairly iconically a heel,
they're kind of getting into her.
And it also is a title change, but that's
what I mean.
You know, a lot of times
even average workers
if they just click just right, whether it's a single match or a tag team match or whatever,
and they've got a really good finish, they can have a four-star fucking match.
Or you can have guys that are goddamn some of the premier workers in the business.
And if their finish sucks or their styles clash or whatever, it's going to be, blah.
So, you know, every once in a while, your finish will really elevate.
the match if it's got the right twists and turns
and people take the ride with you.
So I love that.
And everybody involved did a wonderful job.
Allow me to give a round of applause.
It sounds like a meeting room of the future farmers association.
What did you think of Dominic?
Yeah, it was very good.
What did you think of Dominic,
the way he worked ringside?
Oh, yeah.
Well, he's got a lot of oomph to him.
He has energy and commitment,
the young whippersnapper.
I'm glad to see him doing well.
He was a horrible baby face.
This is so good for me.
Remember with the first year he was a baby face,
we said, Jesus Christ.
And it made Ray look rotten too
because his fucking geeky kid was a foot and a half taller than him.
Must have fucking married the tallest woman in the world
for the jeans to come out even.
But I wonder is, you know,
I don't know that I've ever seen her standing up next anyway.
is Ray Mysterio's wife seven feet two?
We've seen a picture of her.
I believe she's maybe 5-5 at the very most.
Well, but...
She got tall jeans.
But I thought it was an excellent match,
excellent finish.
Liv and Raquel are really good together.
The fans are really into the Liv, Dominic,
Raquel thing, and it works.
Where are they going to go now with the
Who Injured Jade storyline is the interesting thing?
Well, it is...
Where is Jade, and what was her injury?
Did she have a brain transplant?
transplant? How long has she been out?
They only do that in Japan, apparently.
Well, the people have recovered from, you know, goddamn limb amputations in less time.
Well, we'll find out, I assume soon.
Apparently she's been training for her comeback, but that was WWRWA in Cincinnati.
You know what they're starting to do now before they go out on television,
all the wrestlers of the top athletes, the basketball players, the football players,
the snowboarders, the ping pongers.
know what they're all doing, don't you?
I don't know what you're referring to, no.
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Well, we'd like to go now to remnants of a phone conversation that I had.
Without a phone, it was amazing. It was like magic. Yes, it was a, well, a phone conversation
that I had earlier. On the phone with me right now, we got none other than, no, with Evan Husney,
who is one of the creative forces behind Dark Side of the Ring on Vice.
The new season is coming up Tuesday, March 25th at 10 p.m. Eastern.
And we recorded this conversation, as I said, at an earlier time discussing the various
superstars and old friends that are going to be the topics of the season six episodes.
So, Brian, without further ado, would you like to take it over?
to my conversation with Evan Husdy.
All right on the phone with me right now,
one of the creative forces behind the hit series dark side of the ring,
Vice TV's top-rated program, along with his partner, Jason Eisner.
They created this concept that has been widely imitated but never duplicated,
and the new season starts on Tuesday, March 25th on Vice TV.
And he's back again to talk about the new lineup, Evan Husdy,
Evan, good to have you back.
Hey, thanks, Jim.
It's another year, another season, another podcast with you.
Very happy to be back.
Thanks so much.
Some more dark stories with light at the end of the tunnel.
Yes.
On a few of these.
And we've been talking about the lineup,
but we want to get from the horse's mouth.
I'm sorry, Evan.
Since you got your teeth fixed, that's no longer a problem.
But we want to get direct from the source
because, for example, I don't know if these are in order or not.
As you can hear, I have my sheet with me.
But when we were talking about this, I was talking with Brian on a recent show,
and the hell and a cell episode came up.
And obviously the hell and a cell, mankind and undertaker.
Right.
And I was trying to explain because he said,
well, how can this be covered differently than what's already been covered?
and I was trying to explain, but you probably can better that this comes from trying to look inside the,
the bizarre mind of our friend Mick, mankind's mind.
Say it better.
Well, that's exactly it.
I mean, you know, one of the, one of the, I guess from the beginning of this show, you know, we worked with Mick Foley on our pilot episode, the, you know, the killing of bruiser Brody episode.
And I've always been fascinated by Mick.
I mean, you know, his sort of approach to wrestling, his craft, you know, his philosophy that he brings to his style of performance is very unique.
You know, obviously he's very committed to all the characters he plays, but he also, you know, subscribes to that sort of theater of pain style of performance art, if you will.
That's that self-harm, self-sacrifice type of performance.
And to me, it's always been fascinating any time to hear him talk about.
about, you know, just how he sees that approach and his philosophy to that approach and how he got himself over with that. I mean, you know, obviously it's brutal to watch. And, you know, you sympathize with him and what he's dealing with now. But for him, it was a way to connect with the audience. You know, he sort of felt like it might have been difficult for him to connect in a different way. And this was his way to get that reaction from people like that they had never seen.
you know somebody take a flat back on the concrete or you know some other brutal thing that he does to
himself you know hard way stuff or whatever it is that was his way to connect and for him it's this
very deep sort of need to not acceptance but you know he always wants to make sure you know the
audience is getting their money's worth you know and that they and that he needs that love you know
from the audience um and this was i think from a very
young age something that he saw the power of having a kind of gross out wild, weird sort of
reaction out of people. And I think that's what his talents are, you know, to do this. And so for me,
it's like to look at it or to use the hell in the cell match as sort of a microcosm of, you know,
his approach to wrestling, I think made a lot of sense because it is the quintessential moment for
Mick in a lot of ways. I mean, for people my generation,
you know, when I saw that live on pay-per-view as it was happening, it had, I had never seen
anything like that before because-
Who had joined the club?
Yeah.
Oh, right.
I mean, but it, as an impressionable viewer, it transcended the idea of like a wrestling storyline,
you know, because now you have concern over the individual.
This whole thing is, this must be real because it's not like, you know, a part of the quote-unquote
script or whatever and there's this like intense immediacy to it and it was just it was just it was an
incredible indelible experience for me watching it and i know a lot of people had the same reaction
and so to me that's sort of like the perfect canvas you know for him uh for lack of a better term
to kind of craft you know everything he had been trying to craft up until that point well that's
that's the thing with with mick and and you know i've told a story i was there that night
and astonished at what he put himself through,
and we've told that story a bunch.
But a lot of people, before I get to my main point,
I'll say that the one thing that Mick had over everybody else
that tries to do the same thing is that he still had the talent
to somehow make it look uncooperative.
Like he didn't want to go along with this.
He was flung into it.
But that's what Mick, that's what got Mick over, got him noticed, got the attention.
And I think I told you this one time we were speaking about him, is that after a couple of years and performances like this and some of the other things that he did during that, you know, onset of the attitude era, at one point when he became dude love, because that story came up from his another face of Foley,
from his teenage years,
Dude Love, the guy that dove off the roof.
He felt like he was shortchanging the fans because...
Dude Love was not the guy that took the big bumps
or had the wild bloody matches.
He was the gimmick.
But at that point, I had to tell him,
I said, the reason why I think that the fans loved Mick on a personal basis
is because he had that unique personality they could identify with him.
100%. And at first, the bumps got him noticed and the punishment got him noticed. But then as they
started to like him more and more as a person rather than as an athlete or a celebrity or whatever,
it made him uncomfortable. Instead of going, wow, they go like, oh, no, no, Mick, please. They felt like
like somebody was hurting their friend. And, you know, I think that's when he realized that it was the
tail end of his career that he could back up on that stuff and just be Mick, right?
Yeah, no, 100%. And obviously there is a darker side, if you will, to that, you know,
to the stuff he was doing in this time period. You know, for example, obviously the effect it would
have on his body, you know, now, flashing forward to now and what he's going through. But also,
like, what the episode gets into is his family. I mean, you know, his wife who he, he,
they met very young and she sort of understood his philosophy and what he was trying,
these moments he was trying to make, you know, through wrestling and his plight, you know,
of wanting to be this very hardcore, believable wrestler.
But then, of course, as you have a family and there's this escalating need to outdo yourself.
Yeah.
And this snowball effect, it has a, you know, you have children now, mouths to feed and you have a family
and they're kind of now tagging along on this ride, and that's difficult.
And I think our episode definitely gets into the family side of having, you know, a husband,
a father like Mick, with, you know, kind of wrestling with, you know, the things that he wants
to do and to achieve, but also at what risk, you know.
And so I think that's definitely part of it.
But also it's scary in terms of what he has to live.
live with now in terms of what he's going through cognitively and the unknown of what's going to
happen in 10 years from now, 15 years from now. And this sort of, you know, it's for him, it's a
mixed blessing this match because it's something that sort of made him the legend that he
wanted to always become. But it also is something that he very narrowly escaped, you know,
some real, some even worse consequences. Yeah. Yeah. You know, so. Yeah. And who else?
is on this episode. I gave you some comments. I may end up on the cutting room floor,
but you got some other interesting people. Yeah. Yeah, I think with this episode, we really wanted
to try and live in the match as much as possible. So I think the amount of time we spend
talking about the moment to moment in the match is actually longer than the match it is in actuality,
Which is always fun. I think that's a very fun to watch.
So we wanted to get a lot of people that were, you know, there and covering it or involved in it in some way.
So, you know, so we got Gerald Briscoe in it, you know, who's watching the monitors, you know, and producing there.
And from his perspective, we did get Dr. Francois Petit, who makes a run in the episode, who's an incredible character.
and he's just, he's awesome.
Is it, is it, Mick, his body is like a whale.
It is just, he has no bone structure.
You can just move him around.
Yeah, right.
Let me fix you, baby.
But he's, he's great, and he gives a great perspective in terms of, you know,
calling Mick like, you know, his greatest patient in many ways of the types of stuff
he's had to do to reset him and, you know, throughout the years.
But it's cool to hear from him.
I mean, I had no idea he was sub-zero in the more.
Combat movie. I did not know that.
I didn't either.
I did not know that. I thought he was just the guy that did handstands on the boy's
backs. No, he's in the movie. And so he gives a very unique
perspective. Of course, you know, Mick's family is in there. You know, his wife,
Colette, Noel, his daughter, and Mickey, his son. Jimmy Cordaris is in the
episode as well. Al Snow, who sort of took care of Mick that night, you know,
trying to get him, giving him all the help.
could get to get into bed and all that stuff. It's pretty brutal. Jim Ross returns for it,
of course, on color commentary yourself. And yeah, I think that's everybody. Is that the season
premiere? I don't know if my list is in order. Yes. Yes. So on March 25th, we're going to take
the ride on the hell and a cell train. Yes. But following that, another episode that I
shot some comments for and that I was peripherally involved in the man's career.
I was having it. That was his only run where he wasn't as successful as he was everywhere else.
Vader gets an episode this season. That's right. That's right. Yeah, very excited about that.
You know, just one of my favorites, again, from childhood in terms of that, you know, super heavyweight,
big man, strong man character, you know, always a huge fan of his stuff in Japan with that crazy mask.
you know, with the steam coming out of it.
Incredible.
It's incredible stuff.
So, yeah, this episode is, again, a very family-based as well.
You know, his ex-wife is in there, his son, and they're tremendous in the episode.
The story covers a lot of the development of, you know, his incredibly stiff, strongman style.
And also contrasting his very emotional volatility.
at times. You know, he sort of had that, he had that. And, you know, how we, how we broke into the
business. I think he broke in, uh, with Brody and Stan in the same locker room, you know,
and they sort of kind of beat the shit out of him and kind of showed him what it was all about. You know,
obviously he comes from the hard knocks football background, of course, too. Um, but you can see
the development of that and how he came in and then, you know, he was chosen for that big Van Vader
gimmick in Japan and so the sort of, you know, the creation of that, you know, monster character.
And yeah, yeah, as I said, it dives into the dichotomy, you know, of his intense performance and
his intense physicality and just somebody who really had a, you know, very sensitive and volatile
inner side. It gets into the... He could swing from a wrecking ball to, you know, a teddy bear
in like the twinkling of an eye, right?
Yes, yes. And I think one moment that's very that really that really illustrates that is the incident that occurred with Joe Thurman. Are you familiar with that?
Yes, the power bomb gone somewhat awry.
Yeah, yeah. So Joe is in the episode, which is interesting. And I don't think he's really ever talked much about that incident. But, you know, he describes basically, you know, Vader, I don't know, a switch went off. And he saw red and just became.
this vicious monster when the bell rang and then, you know, following what was pretty much like
a temporary paralysis moment that, you know, what happened to Joe after you see that, you know,
the moves he took and how kind of careless Vader was in the ring with him, that he instantly
was just like an emotional wreck after that, you know, Vader was in terms of what he had done to
somebody else, you know? So that is kind of part of his, you know, emotional makeup, if you will,
you know, and part of it, I've talked about, you know, the biggest comment I always have is Vince never got Leon.
Yes. Vince never got Leon and Leon didn't get Vince. And, you know, part of it may have been because, I mean, other pro football players have made the successful transition.
Right. You know, whether they played for just a few years or a number of years in the NFL.
but Leon just always had that football mentality of here's how I should be treated and here's that
blah blah standing up and I guess they have a union over there in football and it worked for him
when he was taking care of himself in the Wild West like Brody did in Japan or you know in Mexico
or whatever but when he got into the Vince environment Leon hadn't been a lifelong wrestling
fan got in a business late. Vince
saw a whole different person. He had never seen
the Vader that everybody else in the world knew
because he wasn't watching. Right.
And it just didn't connect. That was, and I get
the opportunity to manage Vader the only place that he ever
wrestled in his, after his rookie year where he wasn't the world
champion. But go on, Evan. Yeah, no, that's exactly right. I mean,
you mentioned in the episode about how Vince didn't have much of a frame of
reference for him. And so it was kind of this idea, you know, I mean, you have to know how to position
somebody like that, you know, when you're when you're given a monster heel like that, a one of a
kind one especially. And it seemed like it never really connected. Obviously, he was pretty banged up
at that time, too, I think. And so he was slowing down a bit. And his weight was getting, he was getting
heavier. And, you know, J.R. talks about this. The weight clause. The weight clause, right? Right.
And J.R.'s kind of response.
Steen and Ring of Honor was pissed off.
I said, just lose 40 pounds for your health and performance sake, right?
I said, we have to put a weight clause of your contract.
He's like, what the fuck?
I said, hey, if Vince can do it to Vader, we can do it to you.
Right.
Yeah.
And you kind of get a peek into just the talent management side of things, you know, through
JR, who kind of has to deal with trying to get Vader, you know, healthy.
year, and I think he enrolled Vader and Yokazuna into this kind of university program that
had a weight loss.
Oh, Duke.
They didn't go at the same time because I was monitoring Yoko when he was there.
I've told that story, but I want to say, I don't know that Leon ever actually went.
I think they wanted to.
I don't know.
Now, JR may have a firmer memory, but I think they wanted him to and somehow he avoided it,
but he might have gone.
There was talk of it.
Yeah, I think J.R. mentioned maybe he's conflating the stories or whatnot, but he was mentioning how, like, you know, he found out, I wasn't sure if this was Yoko or Vader, both, whatever, that, you know, he found out that somebody was smuggling in fried chicken.
Oh, yeah, that was, that was Yoko.
Got it, right.
That was Yoko. He had actually, he, that was the joke in the office.
We sent Yokozuna to the Duke Weight Loss Clinic and he ate it.
Right.
But back to Leon, though.
That's another episode this season.
And, you know, again, I've mentioned this before,
but I love the subjects that you guys have the opportunity to cover.
Now that the first couple of seasons,
we've got to have the big names, right,
because you're proving yourself.
But now that you got the track record and you blow all the competition away,
you can go into some of the things,
because when has Vader ever really been featured?
Any Vader footage or whatever by any of the WWE authorized programming?
And a lot of your guys fit the or your episodes, I should say, fit that picture,
including the next episode on a guy who the WWE has definitely featured him in the past,
but he had a career outside that for a long period of time and a few interesting
stories, Mr. USA Tony Atlas.
Yes.
Yep. And now Tony's still alive and kicking and around with us.
So the story isn't all that dark and gloomy, but he's gone through some shit in his
career to say the least.
Yeah, definitely.
I mean, I think, you know, Tony says, you know, Hogan had told him once that, you know,
he's one of the only wrestlers he had seen that had worked his way from the top to the bottom,
you know.
That is, you know, I've known a few of those also.
I'm sure there's a few others, yeah.
But he, you know, that is kind of his story.
I mean, you know, Tony's autobiography is, you know, too much too soon is what he calls it.
And he kind of came in with this incredible body, you know, he was a bodybuilder turned wrestler
and came in with this amazing physique and was given a lot of opportunities out of the gate.
And again, he just kind of had this emotional volatility.
And of course, you know, it's like sort of obligatory mention of, you know, his shoe fetish, which, you know, is actually a, according to Tony, like a bigger, it played a bigger part into his career trajectory than I would have thought. You know, he talks about, you know, for those who don't know, I mean, Tony, you know, likes to be walked on quite often by women wearing, you know, platform shoes.
Not promoters.
Promoters can't walk on it,
but the women wearing the big shoes.
Yeah,
I've seen it firsthand before many times.
Or first foot.
First foot.
Exactly.
Excuse me.
But it's something as he says in the episode,
like,
you know,
he would no show events out of the temptation
of an opportunity to get walked on,
you know.
And that was sort of his happy place,
his place of,
you know,
you know,
that's how he de-stresses, you know, and so that played a big part into him missing a lot of opportunities,
according to himself.
Well, and, you know, also for people who might not be familiar because they see his body,
but they think, oh, you know, superstar Graham and those other bodybuilders at the time,
they, you know, were California and they're on Muscle Beach.
Tony White is his real name, and he grew up outside of Roanoke, Virginia, in a little small town,
dirt poor and he managed to build that body and that reputation and start winning the
what was a teenage you know contest with just with nothing yeah so i mean genetically obviously
he was gifted but just the work that he put into that and that's what uh led the promoters to
notice him yep and he broke in there in in the carolinas of the
1970s, everybody knows that was the place where every major NWA talent and every top
in ring worker and blah, blah, blah, they were flocking there. So he got in with, I mean,
you know, here's a guy's working with Rick Flair and Andre the giant people like this in his
rookie year. He had a lot of people there to teach him. I saw, I have some of the films and have
seen, you know, saw him early on. It was rough at the start, but he had an amazing
athleticism for a guy that size.
The point is, too much too soon,
a guy that goes from, you know,
lifting paint cans on a broomstick or whatever
because he can't even afford barbells.
And suddenly those guys on top of the Carolinas
in the 70s were making a couple or three grand a week.
Exactly.
That's boom.
Then that goes, and I'll pitch it back to you with this classic story,
his rookie year, he's in the locker room into Carolinas.
and somebody looks over and sees Tony
and he's got a bottle of baby oil
and he's pouring the whole goddamn bottle of baby oil
over all around his head,
his neck and shoulders, his chest.
And they said, what are you doing?
And you know his accent like that?
When he talked like that, he said,
they tell me, I got to be,
I got to shine tonight because old man Crockett's here.
Oh, man.
So it was a learning experience there.
Right.
Very, very, a lot very soon.
But go ahead.
Well, as you were saying, I mean, he came, you know, from this upbringing, you know, that he had.
And, you know, he was, he was a fighter, you know, having to, you know, he got into a lot of fights as a kid.
And he came from, you know, not a great section of town.
And, you know, all, you know, he had a lot to prove.
And I think that coming from, you know, his sort of socioeconomic background and then coming into the wrestling
business and making all of this money very quickly and not really knowing, you know, how to save or,
you know, what he should do with him. And he was just that, that money came in and went immediately
out, you know, and I think that's, obviously he's not the only wrestler who had that sort of issue,
but I think that was a big part of it. And, you know, for him, though, this, this episode definitely
also gets into, you know, he also struggled with addiction and he had kind of a downward spiral
and his career, you know, fizzled out. And he, he became,
homeless and he was living on the street uh for periods of time and then he met his wife uh you know who
basically essentially saved him you know from living on the streets and brought him in and took care of
him you know vince called him back and had brought him back his sabasimba you know uh and and he had
that experience of kind of seeing the bottom you know uh and and what's kind of uh heartwarming to see
and not not to spoil it or anything but you know his his wife is you know you know
suffered a stroke, I think, in the last few years.
And he's been taking care of her, like, day in and day out.
And so to see that, you know, just the relationship that they still have, to this day,
is very moving.
And so that's something people will see, which is cool.
Well, then an inspirational in some way story, like Tony Atlas, then you go to the other side
of the coin.
And he may be a blip on a lot of wrestling fans' screens, especially in America.
They might remember him a bit in Japan.
But the guy whose real name was Tony Holm,
but they may know him as Ludwig Borga.
You told me you were going to do an episode.
I said, what was he a wrestler for 15 minutes?
I mean, I forgot that I had managed him.
Remember that?
You had to remind me I managed him the one, right?
Right, right.
And he was just a quiet guy and sat in a corner with the weird look
and he had the, you know,
and I guess he was that generation's Gunther,
except he couldn't work.
and he couldn't talk, but Vince loved that, you know, you boat Captain Look.
But now that you have done the episode, you told me some of the stuff that this guy was into
away from wrestling.
Yeah.
This is just one of those ones.
It's a heck of a story.
This guy was, he was shady in a number of areas.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is a wild story.
And one that I can't believe we didn't do sooner.
It's been one that a lot of people have recommended to me.
And we would look into it and try and, you know, I just can't believe we didn't pull the trigger on it sooner.
But he basically, yeah, Ludwig Borga, I mean, he was, I think he was in the WWF for a year, maybe, at the most.
I think they probably sign him for a year and that's what he left when it was up.
Yeah, right.
And so, you know, fans might remember him.
He does have a Hasbro action figure.
I think it's one of the more valuable ones, too, as a frame of reference.
But basically...
Most of the run ended up in a landfill, probably.
So the ones remaining are very valuable.
Right, exactly.
But yeah, he was booked as a Finnish heel, a heel from Finland, the Hellraiser from Helsinki.
You know, what you say in the episode, you know, Vince will, if we don't have an issue with a country, Vince will find one, you know.
And those goddamn fins, they've stabbed us in the back again.
Right.
Right. But one of the big moments with him in the WWF behind the scenes is they all figured out that he had he had an SS tattoo.
You know, he had a Nazi SS tattoo on his calf. And that was quite alarming to a lot of folks.
And I think it was, okay, we didn't know this. We did do the background check on him. And I think it was about.
When they do the background check, does it include a list of your tattoos?
Yeah, a cavity search.
Yeah, but that's what I was trying to remember
when we were talking about this last week
and then one of the readers, one of the readers, one of the listeners,
God damn, how old am I?
The readers.
One of the listeners sent a picture on Twitter.
I was reading on Twitter and that's what I was doing.
And the listener sent the picture.
Right.
And it was, yeah, the SS lightning bolt thing with the eagle around it and everything
like you would see on God, Herman Gehring or whatever.
Right.
And where is Finland in relation to Germany?
I don't mean to derail your story, but...
I don't know.
Somewhere around there, isn't it?
Somewhere in the area, I guess.
You know, but nevertheless, so, yeah, first they saw the tattoo and they're like,
I know, we got to cover that up.
Yep.
And I think any kind of reason at that point to get rid of him, because he also was just very,
you know, he wasn't easy to get along with, you know, he was confrontational,
cantankerous, you know, he didn't have a very good reputation among the boys.
and then so I mean for for many that's kind of where his story stops and starts you know but for our
episode it was looking we actually partnered up with a documentary crew in Finland who had done a
story on Tony Hollomey over there because he's a much more infamous person obviously in his home
country you know like he's he's he's you know everybody knows who he is kind of thing and apparently
they're not real warm on him either no they're not but there was a time
where they were. So, you know, he comes from Finland. His sort of background is, you know, he grew up
as a very bitter and full of resentment kid and joined gangs and, you know, was kind of violent in the
streets, beating people up sort of thing, very confrontational kind of guy. And he, you'll love this.
He, his inspiration for wanting to come to America, the, the person that inspired him to want to be a
celebrity was Travis Bickle from taxi driver.
Are you talking to me?
Right, exactly.
So he saw something in taxi driver that made him want to move to America.
So he moved to America, you know, went to the Golds Gym sort of route and met people there.
And we're like, hey, you'd be good for wrestling.
You got the body and the whole thing.
And so he actually wound up wrestling in Herb Abrams, UWF first, I believe.
So he was the Viking in for all the Herb Abrams fans out there.
And then, you know, he got in WWF and all that.
But when he was let go, he went back to Finland sort of in pursuit of, you know, local
stardom and did a very number of things.
He became like one of their, they have like their their whole equivalent to the American gladiators,
you know, and so he was a gladiator.
And then he like, you know, made his own, I think he recorded his own album.
It's terrible.
Oh, good Lord.
Yeah, he was trying to become famous.
And he basically, I think he wrote an autobiography, which most of it is like obviously fabricated.
But he would say these very controversial, you know, racist, divisive rhetoric stuff that he was starting to put out into the media and on television appearances.
And it gained a lot of traction for being very controversial.
And then there were politicians at the time who were part of, you could say, the sort of Nazi-ish party in Fibis.
There was a growing, you know, anti-immigration sentiment going on in Finland, and they saw an opportunity to have someone.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, but you mean all this shit's happened before in Finland?
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, the parallels are pretty uncanny, actually.
That's one of the most illuminating things is how prescient this story is.
But anyway, and, and, yeah, and basically they brought him into politics as someone who would run for.
parliament and he you know was with that sort of you know the the sort of troublemaker party and
lo and behold he won in a landslide victory he's actually one of the moat i think he's still looking
back into like the finnish electoral history he's one of the people that's been voted for like the
most out of any yeah and so he came into power mass hysteria gripped finland yes and ludwig
borga yes was elected to what what was his title or office
Parliament. Well, I don't know exactly how it works over there, but it's like a parliamentarian.
Parliamentarian or whatever it is. But he, he, yeah, and yeah, and things didn't work out well for him.
You know, the, the hubris, the ego out of control, drugs, trying to keep up the body, you know, and everything.
And then it obviously ends in a very grim ending for himself there. But it's a fascinating story.
It's not so much a wrestling story, but it is because, I mean, wrestling in politics.
are so linked in a lot of ways.
And I think it's a fascinating,
I think it's one of the more fascinating episodes we've done, actually,
and just looking at, you know, his trajectory
after his career in wrestling and the parallels that are there.
So, yeah, it's definitely one of the ones to not miss.
Well, and another one of the ones that I know that our listeners,
and, well, anybody who's followed this fellow's story
over the last few years is not going to want to miss.
we get all kinds of people always asking us about what's going on with Billy Jack Haynes.
And now we're going to find out on TV on Vice with Dark Side of the Ring.
And you've got a number of illuminating talking heads in this one too.
Yeah, Billy Jack Haynes, man.
It's funny, like when we started, I think maybe season two or three, somewhere in there,
you know, we were always oddly compelled and fascinated by his shoot interviews because they were so wildly
crazy, you know, and the things that he would, you know, espouse and the sort of conspiracies he would
put out there.
Confess to even.
Right.
And putting himself at the center of certain things.
And his look, I mean, just you can't ignore how he looked in those interviews with the hair
and the scars and everything.
It was such a wild look.
But I think it was, I'm trying to remember the chain of events,
but I think it was when we were doing the Tales from the Territory show,
we were doing a Portland episode,
and we reached out to him to be a part of that.
It didn't quite work out.
But I believe at some point he reached out to us,
I think after, you know, the alleged homicide that's happened now,
that people I'm sure aware of,
about him telling us, about him wanting to tell his story on our show.
So it was this kind of wild thing where he came to us and wanting to talk for this show.
So then that was obviously very compelling to us, given everything that's going on.
But as we know, this is, this has not gone to trial yet.
So there is a limit to the things in that he can talk about specifically,
but we were able to, we were able to essentially arrange, or we were,
an interview with him behind bars, which was wild.
So this is our first sort of prison interview that we've done on the show.
You knew when you got into the television business, it was going to take you places.
I guess that's a bucket list thing.
I don't know.
But it was fascinating.
And, you know, with Billy Jack Haynes.
In the same month, you went to my house and prison.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that's the thing is.
that every...
Sometimes I go from Vince Rousseau's living room to then your living room.
No, now wait a me.
If you didn't tell me that or I would have had a decontaminator here with the fog you down,
for heaven's sake.
That's happened once or twice before.
From now and I'm going to make you strip naked and put a hazmat suit on when you come in.
But no, the question, the question here, that everybody who had ever known Billy Jack or been
around Billy Jack, just, you know, way back in the day or be even a fan of Billy Jack,
watch him on TV, and then would see that gray-haired, beetle-haired,
haired, haired, haircuted, Muppet-looking character.
It'd just be a Raven bat-shit fucking crazy as a rainbow trout and a car wash.
Yeah.
Everybody, the question was, what the fuck happened to Billy Jack Haynes and when did this take place?
and accident, brain injury, safe fall on his head.
Yeah.
What insight were you able to derive from what the fuck happened to Billy Jackings?
Well, one of the just difficult slash frustrating aspects of his story is trying to get to the truth.
You know, there's so much of not knowing what's true.
You go down one path, sort of, you know, really.
realizing, oh, this is a bunch of bullshit.
It's a bunch of, you know, this is a, this is totally untrue.
And then you find, talk to somebody else that no, actually he did have connections to the world of underground criminal activity, you know.
And there is someone who can speak factually about that, you know.
So, so it is, this episode does remind me in a lot of ways of our Marty Genetti episode from season four in that I think, I don't know, this is a
be my personal opinion, but it's like for for Billy Jack to kind of had, I think he also had a
pretty quick rise to success, you know, out of the gate. Oh, yeah. You know, and was, and was put in
that position. And I'm sure that that was a difficult thing for him to walk away from, you know,
just in terms of that adulation, the spotlight, you know, whatever, celebrity, whatever. And it wasn't
hard for him to walk out on a promoter, though. That's true. Right. Of course. Yeah. But he, I think
it's like that idea of still trying to remain relevant and still trying to insert yourself
into the headlines and maintaining that. And I think for him, that is, you know, something that he would
do with his provocative interviews and the things he would come out and say, you know, to get that
attention. But yeah, I also think there's, you know, a lot of people who, that we interviewed talk
about his sort of manipulative side that he was, he had a kind of, you know, he had a,
yeah, he was very manipulative to a lot of people in terms of getting what he wanted and
what he wanted people to do and say and think. And so, and he could be a very violent person as
well. So this episode is kind of our journey into trying to understand to answer that question,
you know, and figure out like what life events, what things have happened to shape this person
into this unspeakable, unthinkable thing, crime that has taken place, and to try to put that
all together, but also separating fact from fiction because so much of his story is unknown
to a lot of people, even in the industry who knew him, like, you know, he, what's true and what's
not, you know, so it is kind of, I would say it's similar to the Marty Genetti story in that way.
That's the thing. The 1985 Billy Jack, I can see being a guy who could talk you into things and a, you know, the look of him and the body and the, you know, he had a tone to his voice and, you know, he could manipulate somebody to doing something. I can't see the 2020 version of Billy Jack Haynes being to talk somebody into spitting on the sidewalk.
Well, maybe not 2020, but, you know, when, I can't remember what year. Maybe it was 2018, I think.
when he did come out with the boys on the track story, you know, this.
Yeah, did he ever give you any type of indication that even he knew,
even if he was trying to make you believe something that he knew that he comes off like a raving,
fucking lunatic?
Is he aware of that and trying to just steamroller through it?
Or does he think that people are looking at him like that he doesn't have steaming turds
hanging out of his mom. Well, my point is though that the families of the victims of that
boys on the track story, you know, for those who don't know, it was this story that I think it
happened in the, I want to say it was the 80s. Yeah, it was the 80s, I think.
Yes, at West Memphis, Arkansas. Exactly, where there was a drug deal that went wrong and these
kids were biking by and they saw it. And then Billy Jack alleges that him and his accomplices
tied them to the tracks and they were found dead on train tracks. And it was a
big news story at the time. And so, but Billy Jack came out, I think in the late 2010s,
with the story, coming out, taking responsibility that I was there and I was part of this.
It's tied to the Clintons, you know, it's tied. Yeah, yeah, because the drug deal was
supposedly orchestrated by Bill Clinton. Oh, yeah, he got phone calls directly from Bill,
you know, kill the kids, you know, or whatever. I'm paraphrasing. But basically,
yeah so but but there are but like he did insert himself with the with the real victims families so he
was communicating with the victim's families and getting them to believe he was part of it also and
edward wasn't his story the why were you there if this was some kind of drug deal is supposed to be
done in the dark in west memphis arkansas on a train tracks you're a television star
he said he was wearing a wrestling mask
and he was there to shoot video
so they'd have proof in case anything went wrong
or what to fuck
so nobody's going to notice this giant man
and a fucking lucha mask with a camcorder
attending this goddamn drug summit here
I'm sorry I just get outraged
at least come up with a good fucking story
but and then wasn't there someone
now with the modern research
the date that the murder happened, he was booked to wrestle in fucking Rhode Island or some shit?
I think so, something like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, but then, like, you hear,
you hear that story and then as preposterous as it sounds, right, which it is, but you then hear a story
with photographic evidence of him getting involved in, you know, local mob types in Portland,
you know, who had, who had financed his, you remember when he tried to go up.
against Don Owens up there his own promotion and apparently the money from that was kind of sketch
and he was like beaten up like to like an inch of his life or something and and uh there's a journalist
that's in the episode who talks about that and was also just fascinated by billy jack in terms of
trying to separate fact from fiction but here's these pictures of him you know being beaten in
the hospital you know for his connection to organized crime so it's like there is some connection
that he has.
Well, maybe if he wouldn't go screaming from the rooftops every crook that he works for,
they wouldn't keep beating him up.
I guess so.
He loose lips sink ships.
Right.
But anyway, another episode, though,
unfortunately the subject is not here to be a part of it,
but one of the more interesting stories I think that hasn't been told on any type of television
of the WWE programs, obviously,
but something that's long overdue,
a look into Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert.
Yes, yes.
And, you know, this is a guy who,
unfortunately, gets no national television today
in any of these retrospectives or documentaries
because he was instrumental in a lot of places
with a lot of talent behind the scenes
and did a lot of great work,
but was in a lot of cases in the wrong place to wrong time for the,
yep,
the eventual winners of all the promotional wars and the libraries that are out there now.
And he didn't get to,
you know,
experience the attitude era that almost everything comes from.
But a little bit about the Eddie Gilbert episode from your...
Yeah, definitely a passion project, you know, for our team,
something we've always wanted to do.
And I'm so glad we did.
You know, Eddie Gilbert, one of the great minds of rest of,
wrestling and and as you were saying kind of sadly a forgotten figure to a lot of modern fans
and you know because he did kind of predate the internet age in a lot of ways and he died kind of
before yeah like the Monday night war is like I kind of think like what he would have been like
during I don't know like WCW Nitro or something like what what kind of role he might have
played in that maybe is a kind of wild Brian Pilman-esque sort of character or something yeah
So this is a big time what if story, I think, is what I would frame it.
But yeah, he had a debilitating car accident early on in his career that he always suffered the repercussions of, you know, the injuries he had from that.
Coincidentally was the same night as the snooka Nancy Argentino situation, that car accident.
But yeah, and so for him it was kind of dealing with that pain, dealing with that kind of inherent paranoia that comes
with the wrestling industry,
being kind of a smaller size guy in a big man's world,
and really his love of the business
and his desire to really be the Booker.
I think that was always his dream,
was to be somebody who was booking the matches
and had a really forward-thinking mind for that.
That would sort of be the template for the future.
You know, Paul Heyman talks a lot about,
you know, Eddie being an early,
and, you know, of course,
DCW there and what an influence he had on him.
Well, in Paul's autobiography, he didn't even mention Eddie's name.
He said, a friend of mine asked me to, and that was boom.
There you go.
But if you catch him off camera when he can be honest, yeah, he owes a lot to Eddie.
And Eddie was the first one to see Sting in Mid-South before he came to Crockett as a guy
that they needed to feature.
And you and I talked about for the episode that that was the thing Eddie
wanted to be the Booker.
Eddie, Eddie, he grew up, he idolized his father, Tommy,
who was a fantastic worker, not the flashy modern kind of baby face,
but the Southern baby face that just everything he did look good and made sense
and he could sell and blah, blah, blah.
But Eddie wanted to be his father.
He wanted to be Jerry the King Lawler because that's the guy he grew up watching
and the promo style, because that was not Tommy's thing, was promos.
And he wanted to be the Booker because he was fascinated by it.
And he had stood there and stared at Jerry Jarrett with moon eyes like we all did.
You know, Jerry Jarrett is the god of wrestling.
And that's what drove him, but at the same time, whereas people think that I am a bit
impetuous or used to be at least back in the day as far as telling someone.
somebody offered and said, fuck this or whatever.
Eddie, I had a longer fuse than Eddie did.
Eddie, if he would get in a,
sideways with somebody about something,
generally about his booking or the booking
or something related to business.
And boom, he's gone.
He was out of Memphis, five or six or seven or eight times,
maybe and back over a number of years.
And I think that's what kept him.
you know, maybe if he'd live to the attitude era,
he would not have been featured as a wrestler as much as a,
maybe a Roddy Piper style player coach.
And behind the scenes,
he would have been in some type of producer or creative role
if he could have existed by being a cog in the machine
rather than the, because there wasn't any The Booker by the late 90s.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's where he would have, you know, everybody would have been trying to draw on his, his, just, he had a feel for the business because he'd watched it since he grew up and he understood it.
It just sometimes he didn't understand how to be the businessman, even though he understood the business.
Exactly.
And I think it's, and what's also fascinating, you know, historically about him too is that he sort of was, I mean, he didn't.
one of the first shoot interviews ever, you know, kind of getting into the inner workings of the
business, which I think came as somewhat of a surprise coming from someone like him who was so
dedicated to, you know, protecting wrestling and, and the secrets and so forth. But he did one of
the first shoot interviews, which is very, is interesting. Well, and I can, I can tell you that,
because we talk about it in the episode, Eddie and I were the same age, a month apart,
and age and I'd known him since we were 15 years old and he you know we were pen pals back in
the day when people did that stuff he'd send me you know a picture or letter hey I'm working for
Vince now up in the WWF whatever but concurrently with what was going on the last couple years of
Eddie's life it uh me and Paul and Eddie were the same age basically yep and where I'd just been on the
creative team in WCW and now I'm doing Smoggy Mountain.
And Eddie has been booking and working in Memphis.
And then he had just come off booking Continental where he got Paul a spot also.
Paul has, they've both gone to Philadelphia and Paul estate.
Eddie's come back.
The point is we understood that there was a subculture of wrestling fans that were smart.
and the epicenter was probably Philadelphia
and there might be three of them in Evansville, Indiana,
or there might be 26 in fucking Indianapolis.
But it was a small market
and there was an individual way to reach those people,
those early shoot interviews.
Eddie decided to do it before I did.
But at the same time Eddie was campaigning at that point
because he was kind of looking to be recognized,
which that audience did so that, you know, somebody higher up on a food chain might say,
well, let's give us a guy a job.
But it wasn't like in those days, it was a trickle theory.
It wasn't like you were exposing the business to the outer world.
You were exposing the business to the people that it was already exposed to.
Yeah, good point.
That were hungry to find out more.
and they were the ones coming to, unfortunately,
and Eddie's position in Philadelphia,
that's the audience that was coming to his matches
almost exclusively.
So to reach that audience,
you had to do something like that.
Paul did it in different ways,
and he was trying to hook into the grunge culture up there,
which turns out there was more of them
than there was the hardcore fans at that point.
And I was, you know, doing the approach
of we're down here at a wrestling school so you have to you know in o vw in those years the late
90s and the the video era you have to kind of acknowledge what's going on in wrestling because
people know it's a wrestling school but you create your own conflicts in that universe
blah blah blah but anyway uh who's on who's on the the eddie episode
The Eddie episode, I have that right here.
Oh, well, you know, you're in it.
Well, I mean, you know, once you got past the star of the show,
but I mean, I have a supporting cast.
His brother Doug is in the episode, of course.
Ricky Morton is in the episode.
I think it might be the first time he's been on Dark Side, and he's fantastic.
I think you're, oh, Ricky.
Ricky is fucking hilarious.
Yeah, it's like, why hasn't he been on every episode before that?
He's great.
He was really good.
we have a childhood friend, Darla Staggs in there,
Dutch Mantel is in the episode, Todd Gordon is in the episode,
Medusa's in the episode, and I think that might be it.
And also I knew Darla Stags.
We were pen pals.
Okay, cool.
Because she was part of the WFIA.
I mean, we didn't like write constantly.
I mean, you know, she was too sexy for me at that time.
But no, she was one of the 70s WFIA era fans.
And Eddie, actually, I gave you some pictures that might make the cut of Eddie and Tommy being,
or speaking at the WFIA convention when Tommy had gotten an award, Eddie was still a photographer.
So this is kind of a, again, this all started, Eddie's story started in Memphis at the same time that I was growing up.
We were on opposite ends of the territory.
So a lot of this stuff is, it's nice to see getting a spot on television.
childhood memories.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's good.
And there's another guy that I've been lobbying for for a while.
You did the Graham family, but the stories were so, that tree branches all over the place.
It's like a dogwood.
The stories were so mixed and intertwined and then went in separate directions that you
focused on Eddie and Mike Graham and their side of the family.
but now that's rectified this season.
Superstar Billy Graham gets his own episode of Dark Side of the Rain.
That's right.
And there was thought, you know, when we did the Graham family episode in season four,
that we would try to, it seems like an absurd task now, in hindsight,
but trying to work in more of Billy Graham's story into that.
But of course, him not being, you know, as close to the Graham family sort of gimmick as much as the others were.
And also timely, because again, you had to talk about Dr. Jerry and Eddie and Mike and their family story was as interesting as the in-ring part of their lives.
But superstar Graham, because my God, at one time, the biggest box office attraction in the business by virtue of being the WWWF champion and selling out Madison Square Garden.
like, you know, people were there to get a cure for the plague.
They were beating the doors down.
Yeah.
And then the dark side of that is that he went from the biggest star in the business
to hiding in his house in depression.
Yeah.
In like the space of 12 months.
And then his career never recovered.
Certainly everybody can agree on that.
His legacy endured, but his, the rest of his interest of his interest.
ring wrestling career was
at best and sad
in some cases. Yes,
yeah. Yeah, this episode
is, this
is great. I'm really happy with how this
episode's shaped up.
It's very moving.
It is, I would say, ostensibly,
mostly a family story,
almost more than anything else.
Of course, we interviewed his wife
Valerie, his son, Joey,
and his daughter, Capella.
And it's, it's,
yeah, I mean, tracking his career, obviously, as you said, you know, he was the original kind of superstar wrestler, the one that so many imitated. And he was such a blueprint for what would come next in a lot of ways. And the episode tracks, you know, his origins, you know, coming from the ministry, you know, being a preacher, ripping phone books, bending steel bars, you know, during, you know. Typical preacher shit.
and really developing that promo style, you know, during that, of course,
obviously taking the name Billy Graham, you know, which from the real Billy Graham.
But for him, like the big moment is centering on getting the championship, right, from Vince
Sr., having the belt, but knowing that the day was going to be coming where he had to drop it
to Bob Backland.
And he thought that at some point just by his own pure,
your charisma, sheer will, that he could change Vince Senior's mind and see that we should be going
this direction with, you know, what I'm doing and as the champion in the company, and maybe we don't
need to go with this Bob Backland plan. And I think him not being able to prove himself in that way
to Vince Sr. that he could be that person and should always be that person in that moment.
and basically continuing to be the person who's drawing the houses and going to the next level.
I think that was an extremely difficult thing for him to overcome.
And that was sort of, as a lot of people in the episode talk about, the sort of beginning of the end with him in terms of the effect it had on him psychologically,
whether that's from childhood in a relationship to his own father and sort of trying to prove himself in that capacity.
Because, you know, there are voices in the episode like Steve Kern, you know, who's like, you know,
kind of saying, well, you know, it's just a belt. You're a mark, you know, and don't lose sight of the money and, you know, stuff like that. And for others, especially his family. But now, to be honest, if you got the belt, you get more money. Exactly. He was, he had both. He had the adulation. He had the, yes. He was a hero in New York City. He was the first cool heel they'd really ever had. Maybe the Valiant Brothers, but they didn't get over like this. Right. And, you know, he had everything. That's what people.
thought that Vince Sr. was nuts for taking the belt off of him. And at the time, and,
you know, and I always in hindsight looked at how in the world did they not somehow manage to
switch him baby face at the same time and go with the flow. But when Vince wanted to keep up
with his plan and he had no idea that he was, you know, employing this legendary figure, this
was the guy he chose to be the heel transition champion.
Yep, yep.
And they were selling out everywhere anyway,
but Superstar was selling out fucking everything.
Yep.
Yeah, and of course, you know, he,
you know, it also tracks kind of,
you know, he went through so many medical issues,
I think as a result of a lot of the steroid abuse
that he had done to his body over the years.
Oh, and especially that era of steroids
where they were mixing it up in a bathtub.
Right. Exactly. Yeah, right, right. And just, you know, going through that and having a very sort of fractured relationship with his children and how their children, you know, and basically like how his kids came to reckon with that is very moving in the episode.
There's one thing I didn't know that I had never seen before. But I guess at some point, I think in the 90s, Billy Graham put on this like stage production play that was this autobiographical.
theater production that is very abstract.
Like, I think it takes place all in a wrestling ring,
but it's like the story of his life and, like, drug abuse and all this stuff.
And Jake Roberts plays him in this theatrical production.
Oh, good Lord.
Wait, what? Hold on. Back up. Pump the brakes.
Have you not seen this?
No, Jake Roberts plays superstar Billy Graham.
Well, I don't know if it's supposed to be, like, him exactly.
I was going to say, is he hitting the double bicep?
No, no, no, no.
He, I think, I think it's, he's just kind of playing an archetypal version of him.
Okay, so it's not like that it's, you know, actually.
Not exact.
I can't think of people who look less similar to you.
No, no.
But it's, you see footage of it in the episode and it's just like, wow, I had no idea that was a real thing.
But we are going to get to see the superstar Billy Graham story.
Yes.
this on this season and you know and that's the thing is he lost the belt to uh to uh backland
and what was it uh february of 78 am i remembering that right and that sounds right and then you
know he's out of the wrestling business for a while a gorilla monsoon reported him dead and yes he shows
up in the memphis territory in uh i guess it was probably october
September, October-ish,
Jared wanted to establish the CWA
World title because everybody else was
you know, being stingy with their world champions.
And so to get a championship level
star to carry the thing,
you know, I don't know and I never thought to ask
Jerry Jarrett now how the fuck he booked superstar
Billy Graham or how that came to be.
But here was the guy that was selling out Madison Square Garden
was one of the highest paid wrestlers in the world.
year before that and he's working in Memphis and he had lost a lot of he looked like a 40 year old
ex-bodybuilder and yeah and he didn't have the history behind him and he can still talk but to
people are like because it's first time they'd ever seen him in person and he wasn't exactly
busting his ass to you know fucking get over like a young lion at that point and it just didn't
work as far as him selling any tickets but I was thinking
how the fuck
he couldn't even go back to work for
Vern he was a huge star for Vern in 72
but it was just
it was sad that between the depression
and the substances
and whatever that you know that was pretty much
by the time he got back to work for Vince
his body had betrayed him yeah
and then when he came back to the
WWF he also had
you know the karate character
you know
which is painful to see.
I think his family too is like that
that was the hardest time to watch him,
you know,
was during that period when he was in that character.
Because you could really see that like he's on pills during all that
and it's really,
it's really tough.
Well, there's another one this season that's a tough story.
And, you know,
again,
one that doesn't get any mention on national television these days
or in any of the, you know, widely seen retrospectives,
but she was well known for a variety of promotions
for several years.
And then unfortunately, her career kind of went the way of some,
Daphne.
Yes.
And, you know, Daphne was out of wrestling,
I guess, sometime, I've lost track,
sometime before her passing.
But she was just,
you know, one of those girls that, you know, I think how big a turning point was it the turning
point was her injury from that goofy bump in T&A and, you know, and it screwing up a variety
of things in her body?
Well, I can't remember exactly what year the TNA spot was, but that definitely, that
injury was, was a huge, you know, part of her, you know, in, and, in, and, in, in, and, in, in, and, in,
terms of her, you know, like her downfall in a lot of ways, you know, that injury.
And she tried, I think, to sue the company at that time for what had happened, but they settled,
which is just so shocking.
They, they settled with her and I think just gave her like a thousand of her action figures
as payment.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's something I did not know.
And it's just like, oh, my God.
So like, that's what she got as like her settlement out of that whole.
situation. So, and it was
for the folks who don't know, and
I don't remember the specific details,
but it was some kind of goofy
furniture, weapons, no DQ match
where she somehow got
choked sland
off a ladder through a table
or some shit or other. To the outside,
yeah. Yeah, to the floor and
fucked herself up in a variety of ways and was
trying to get T&A to pay for
her medical bills. Exactly.
At one point, they said they would do and then apparently forgot that they said that.
And you got a garage full of action figures, which is just crazy.
But, no, she's, you know, I'm so glad we did this episode, too.
We got a lot of voices, you know, from sort of the inner circle, if you will, the close friends and family of hers.
You know, they're obviously very protective of her and her legacy.
and so for us to be able to tell that story with that sort of intimate access,
I think is very powerful for this episode.
You know, and for her, it's tough because, you know, she broke into the business.
She was actually a child actor, which I didn't know either.
I didn't know that myself.
Yeah, she was a child actor.
She's actually, it blew my mind for all the cinefiles listening that she was in.
Hey, we don't let those kind of people listen to the show.
She was in Nicholas Rose.
insignificance, which is pretty amazing, which stars Jean Hackman, of course, all right.
But that just blew my mind.
But she broke into the wrestling business and instantly developed a deep passion and love for it.
And it, but she kind of broke in at this awkward time where, you know, women's, I mean, she broke
in in, what, 2000, the WCW era.
It's like women's wrestling was not what it is obviously today.
It wasn't much of a thing.
And so I feel like it was kind of, I think what's in part tragic about this episode is, you know, she cared so much about the business and wanted to do so much with the business.
But it kind of reminds me of our Luna Vashon episode in a way too where it's like Luna also wanted to participate in doing more physicality and more things.
But there wasn't that sort of role for someone like that.
Yeah.
And so I think she kind of got into this mode, especially with the TNA thing where it was kind of doing, you know,
whatever is asked of you in that moment to do these things and then looking at kind of what
the ultimate cost of that is, if you know what I mean.
So yeah.
And she was there.
I worked with her some in T&A.
I think this incident happened.
I had already departed, as they say.
Right.
Stacey continued to stay in touch with her on social media out on Facebook, whatever the kids do.
they would
stayed in contact until
her death
and Stace was broken up to hear
about it but she was she was
definitely gung ho
and yeah you know
and the whole scream and the gimmick
she had personality
definitely and you know
that's another one of those I won't even go off
on the soap box about but have it
girls weapons table
furniture concrete matches
but she had
personality she didn't need
all of that. She, you know, had some oombs to her. Yeah. Absolutely. I think, you know, as her story is,
you know, tragic in several ways, I think it does also spotlight her as a talent and really show
what was special about her. And just, you can just get this sense of her of like what had there been
more of an outlet at that time for a women's wrestler, like what she would have been able to do,
you know. So that is kind of difficult to see. It definitely.
the episode does, you know, look into, you know, bipolar disorder and has, you know, very
honest conversations in terms of struggling with that. That was a big part of, you know, her struggle
in life. But I think it's a very moving tribute to her. And I think it's going to be one that
a lot of people are going to be talking about after it airs. Well, there's another one that,
again, I think people are going to be talking about because even though there's been some
highlights of him on dark side,
mostly with the
FMW episode
and all that stuff, you are delving
into the subject of
exclusively the
Sheik, a wild man from
Syria, the noble Sheik.
And just again for the
footage and the pictures and the stories alone,
you know, I'm loving this.
Anytime the Sheik can get on Tim. We've seen
enough of the rivalry between
Stone Cold and the Undertaker
on Raw from 1999.
Right.
Give me some chic on national TV in 2025.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, it's been a great process putting this together, working with the family, you know,
but it is challenging in a lot of ways getting the real story of the chic, you know,
because, you know, as you know, he was someone who held his cards so close to his chest,
you know, and the importance of KFabe for him was, you know, the utmost.
And it kind of feels like in some ways his family is still trying to be very protective.
of, you know, who, where do you draw the line between the Sheik and, and Ed Farhat?
You know, I know.
Yes.
Oh, hey, since I've been doing this podcast, I've heard on social media, I think it was a few years ago that his son, Captain Ed George, was offended that Jim Coronet and on his show said that the Sheik used razor blades.
There you go.
Exactly.
But see, that's the great part of it, because even in the wrestling business, most of the people,
people in a wrestling business weren't sure about what the fuck was going on with the
sheik and the whole thing and the mythology.
Right.
Having different people tell the stories from different perspectives and there's some
grain of truth to every single one of them, even if they've been magnified, that's part of the
fun these days is this was the last guy that could cave by other people in a business.
Exactly.
And, you know, it was challenging to produce in many ways because a lot of his contemporaries have
passed on, you know, there's not a lot of people around from his, you know, the height of his
powers. Um, but of course, you know, we talked to, you know, Sabu, uh, who gives, I think,
I think is his best interview he ever has for us. I mean, it's a deeply personal, um, interview.
And, and, you know, he's also somebody that, uh, you know, you don't really get, I, like,
I sort of feel like there's a, there's a, there's also a mystique about him. And, um, he's very, I think,
you know, he goes very personal and he's very emotional about his uncle.
and I think it kind of doubles in some ways
kind of, you know, his story
and his origins with wrestling
are absolutely coming up through his uncle.
And so I think that's really fascinating.
Of course, Rob Van Dam is in it as well, too.
He was trained by the Sheik.
And I think that's kind of our modern day connection,
you know, to someone like him.
But yeah, it's a fascinating look
at the creation of this character
and the dedication that he had to his craft.
And, of course, it was something that was very difficult, I think, for him to let go of, you know, when his time was, quote, unquote, up, you know.
I mean, he pushed the envelope at a, you know, especially with what he didn't FMW and WCW.
Well, well past his prime, shall we say.
Well, he was a star, a superstar so late.
Yes.
Because he was a star in the 50s, but he didn't get to be a superstar until he got a hold of Detroit.
in the 60s and featured himself and had Toronto,
then he could get,
his contemporaries,
Bruiser and Wilbur Snyder and those guys,
they had 10 years on him where they had been superstars when he was just,
he's a star on TV.
Right.
And so 20 years later,
he didn't want to give it up,
but now instead of being,
you know,
a star for 20 years and he's 40s,
but a star for 20 years and he was 60.
Exactly. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean,
you know, being that age and being in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, it's in a, it's crazy. And it's, it's, it's, it's, there's, there's, there's, there's such, um, he had such, um, he had such drive to be himself and do what he did for so long. And we've, we've, we've made that one in bruiser's territory right next door to it, an example here on the show so many times of wrestling promotions that just aged out, because, because,
the top guys were still the top guys.
Exactly.
And it was because nobody drew more money.
During the period of time, Sheik was hot from what, 67 to 75, nobody, he was the top drawing box office attraction as a heel in a business.
Nobody was drawing money like that.
And he was spinning it as fast as he got it, but he dressed the part, he looked the part.
he went to Los Angeles and main evented the Olympic auditorium so he could have his suits made.
You know, the whole thing.
It's an incredible story.
It is.
It is.
Yeah, I'm very excited for people to check that out, definitely.
But, you know, there are, like I was saying, like, you know, Brian Solomon put out that great book, you know, about the sheikh semi-recently.
And you can imagine sort of the challenges he had, too, in terms of, you know, separating fact from fiction, I guess,
or trying to find the real story of the real person, you know, Ed Farhat.
And I do want to put it out there.
I might as well.
I mean, you know, we're still, you know, we always work on these episodes up until the very end.
Like, we're locking them the week before they air, usually.
If any, if anyone out there or any collectors have any, you know, interviews with Ed Farhat
that have been done over the years, man, we would love to get our hands on that if that exists.
Boy, howdy.
That would be like the Lost Sea Scroll.
wouldn't it? It would. I've heard rumor of a few, but I have not seen any of them.
But I'll tell you, my favorite Sheik story real quick is that Sheik and Dory Funk Sr. were very close.
They had been, they'd had a business relationship going back, you know, years and years,
where Sheik used to spend lengthy times in the West Texas territory, even after he owned Detroit.
Because he'd go in and work for Funk Sr. and he knew Dory Jr., and he knew Dory Jr.,
and Terry.
And so when the Sheik's territory in the late 70s had fallen on hard times in Detroit,
Dori and Terry came in and worked with Sheik and Abdullah,
this program with the blood and the violence to get the thing up.
They were throwing everything out there.
They could doing a boom.
And finally, they draw a house one night in a Kobo.
You know, it's not sold out, but it's not like the glory days, but it's at work.
and Terry said he was sitting there going,
Jr., we're finally going to get a payoff for this thing.
And that's when Captain Ed George,
the Sheik's son ran in and said,
they've robbed the box office.
Because as much money as Sheik gave to down and out wrestlers
when he was on top of the world,
and he gave guys bookings and gave guys jobs
and spent money like when the territory was down,
the box office got robbed a time or two.
that year, I think.
That's amazing.
And that's another thing.
Captain George tried to deny, haven't.
Terry told me that to my face, and it's been confirmed by, I won't mention it.
He still lives in Detroit.
They might put a hit out on him up there, but a friend of mine.
But nevertheless.
There you go.
Yeah.
Well, I should say that it's pretty exciting because we did interview Dory Funk Jr. for this.
So he's in the episode, which is cool.
Excellent.
That was a good bucket list to interview.
you for sure.
And there's one more episode where he's kind of a modern day type of chic.
He was an Arabic affiliated character, but he didn't have the longevity or longevity,
the longevity or the success and not because of his own lack of merits,
but because he was the victim, one of the stupidest booking decisions.
in the history of professional wrestling.
Yeah.
Mohamed Hassan.
That's right.
That's right.
A more contemporary story, I guess.
But, yeah, man, this episode,
I'm very much looking forward to the reaction of,
because seeing it all laid out, you know,
it's obviously an episode that's been recommended to us many times on social media.
Fans have wanted to see, you know, Mark Capani.
That's his real name, his story,
being told because it's so fascinating where he's cast in this role as an Italian guy, you know,
to play this, you know, from a Middle Eastern descent, ostensibly a terrorist, you know,
portrayal, you know, off the heels of 9-11. And it's just this powder keg of controversy that he
walks into. But it's sort of this, again, it's this dichotomy where it's, here's a chance
for me to come out of developmental, you know, with you and OVW, to getting the chance to go
was zip right to the main event scene, you know, working with, you know, Undertaker and Batista
and like all these people. And it's just an amazing trajectory, but at what cost, you know,
you have to play this extremely offensive character that, you know, is missing nuance and
and is offensive on many levels. By today's standard, something that, of course, they would never
do. I mean, I think he's one of the only other, along with, I think,
Chris Benoit, like you can't search for his matches on any of the WWE platforms, you know.
They've pretty much erased that function.
So they've equated him with a murderer.
Well, I don't know.
Because he's the way to characterize it, but it's definitely something they want to, you know,
they want to erase from their history.
Well, and that's a, you know, and I, obviously I have contributed something to this
episode.
Hopefully I've contributed to, I'm going to be on it, but hopefully I've contributed
I don't think you've ever been cut from an episode, Jim.
Well, but, you know, I know it's coming then, see?
Yeah, right.
It could be just you in most of these, but go ahead.
But like you said, Mark Kapani's his real name, but he was in OVW.
He came to one of our tryout seminars and started, as far as I remember from scratch
in the OVW program and was in great shape, had a great body, great look.
Italian guy from Rochester, I believe, or is it Syracuse.
I think it's Syracuse.
I think you're right.
Somewhere over there.
Yeah.
And just pleasant to work with and dedicated and rose through the ranks.
And I've hopefully some of these worked, the VHS tapes that I gave to your fine researcher, Mr. Boucher.
Yes, shut up.
Bobby Boucher.
that but he progressed from like dark matches at the flea market show
to television to being used in the top heel group to being a top single
with his own female valet and a gimmick with the leather pants and the wristbands
and he's gorgeous and he's tan mark magnus right mark magnus and he went from the in like
18 months he progressed that quickly and was doing a very good job of keeping up with whatever
we threw at him.
And then they gave him a developmental deal and that's all well and good.
And then as I told you that they come and said, well, we want him to be an Arab.
I said, he's Italian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then we had to disrupt what he was doing where he was doing so well learning with all the guys.
he was working with the coaches we had coming in.
They take him off television.
He still go to class,
but now he's got to revamp his entire gimmick.
And we at least had him as a sympathizer because Sean DeVari
came in and I love Sean DeVari as a person.
Again, the gimmick that they were doing here was not my favorite.
But at least he's gone away because he had a losing
streak and now he's found a guy with a different
ideology to tell him what's up
and also this guy's got a lot of money and he's
financing this fucking arrogant
heel who's also
still from fucking New York State
right but now
he's changed
his name somebody changed their name to
Muhammad in Louisville. People would get it. I said that
right. But then
they just take him and they make him a goddamn
villain from
wherever the fuck. Well it was
Kingdom of...
Well, no, it was the idea was somewhat interesting in that he was an American, right?
And it was in the wake of 9-11 and the sort of Islamophobia that, you know, he was, him and his,
you know, family, friends were sort of, were experiencing in the wake of that, you know, he was
like, no, I am an American and, you know, he was pushing back on that, on the stereotyping of
of him.
But still,
where did he get the gang of hooded terrorists
coming to ring with him?
I'll explain.
Family man hanging out.
No, no, no.
Because it started out that way.
It started out as, you know,
I'm an American too,
but obviously he was clearly being portrayed
as a villain.
It was not,
there was no mistaking
that this is still a,
you're supposed to boo this guy,
you know,
even though he's coming from,
trying to come from a somewhat sympathetic,
it's weird.
There was a weird thing about it.
Weird.
more than one weird elements of with the idea but then i think uh as time went on and that sort of aspect
of the character that that that origin of that character played out they just crossed this threshold
at one point turned up the heat and no he's just a terrorist now and and and and he's anti-american
and he's you know so uh but meanwhile all this is going on there's so much pressure that the network uh i
I believe UPN and others were threatening to drop the shows if they didn't immediately get rid of this character
because there was a lot of controversy where one of their matches coincided with,
I think it was the London bombing.
The London bombing.
No, it wasn't a match.
It was where they held the Undertaker out.
We're going to try to behead him with the piano wire.
Yeah, no, exactly.
And it was like the, the, why am I telling you, you just did the show?
Well, we're speaking to the people.
but the London bombing had happened, I think, that day or the day before,
and then they still aired the match.
And they put this little Chiron below trying to cover their tracks and saying how
if people were, you know, offended by this, you know.
The beheading.
But it was crazy.
The Undertaker does not reflect the views.
Yes, or whatever it was.
But it was crazy.
And it's one of those times where then what they did is in response was, all right,
we're going to kind of throw him under the bus.
for this and get rid of him as a character.
And it's wild going back and seeing the footage.
He was in a match with The Undertaker.
I think one of the last matches they did,
and they literally power bombed him through the entrance way
onto the concrete and made it look like he just died.
Like, well, he just killed him.
So that's it.
And then the character was never seen again.
So it's this wild trajectory where he kind of was thrown
under the bus for all of this.
They never repurposed him.
They couldn't rip up.
like, you know, they couldn't repurpose him.
So the whole, this whole trajectory for him is, is tragic in a way because, you know,
he kind of is the ultimate fall guy for this, but it's also the Faustian bargain that you take,
you know, when you're going to fast track your way to success at the top, you know, playing
in a main event role, but, but at what cost?
What are you signing up for this crazy freaking thing that's, you know, going to upset so many
people and rile up so many people and also be this heat seeker of a thing. And he talks about a lot of
the experiences he had out of the ring where it was, he was insisted that he wear, you know,
a turban and he wear these things out of the ring. And, and there were a lot of people who were
not happy about that. And he also did it kind of get to experience prejudice, you know, as well, too,
which is also fascinating and just weird. You know, so. And that's, you know, the, the, I've said it that
since now he's a grown, a successful adult with a real job in school,
helping the young, contributing to society.
He probably did better in the long run that if he'd have been stuck in the wrestling business,
but he may be the best wrestler whose career only lasted two and a half years.
Yeah, yeah, maybe so, maybe so.
And he does say that he is thankful he went through all this craziness with the character
because it led him to the path of being able to, you know, work with kids and schools and be a
vice principal and, you know, do all that stuff. So, but it's a fascinating story. Again, one that people
have wanted us to do for so long. And then when you see it, you're like, wow, why did it take us
this long to do this? This is a good one, you know, so. Well, speaking of vice principal, you are the
principal part of the vice TV lineup because dark side of the ring is the number one show on a network.
and we're going to try to keep it that way for season six,
which begins on Tuesday, March 25th, the 10 p.m. Eastern and figure it out if you don't
live in Eastern.
And Evan, thank you for being here.
Tell Jason we said hello.
And can't wait to do something for season seven.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
All right.
You got plenty of free time, right?
Start on season seven.
Right on. Let's do 20 next time.
Oh, my God.
They'd probably want it.
it for sure. All right. Evan Husney, everybody, and we will be right back. Well, there it is, Jim,
your annual conversation with Evan Husney. A lot of the listeners look forward to hearing you guys
preview and, I guess, review in some sense, what's coming up on Dark Side of the Ring,
season six. Well, and now we've got, of course, that's on Vice and debuting Tuesday, March 25th,
but now there's TV covered. I've got that covered. I'm on a bunch of TV shows this year. I'm into movies,
we've got the podcast here we got the YouTube what media my my books and publications available at jim cornet.com
what have i not conquered yet what do we need to go to you're not going to like this what's that
we need a jim cornet video game oh for heaven's sake what would it be day i think we look it can
go a number of ways if you just wanted to be an action game it's like a kind of a super mario kind
of game except it's you a little guy with glasses walking around with a tennis racket just bopping things
for points, but then it has to be enemies that you have to fight, like, at the end of every level.
Well, then I'd have to, I'd have to give some kind of royalties to my enemies for depicting them,
or could I just make it confusingly similar to my real enemies?
That's right.
Mince Mousseau.
Look at Cornett, and when you press the button, he kicks the shit out of Mince Mousseau with his tennis racket.
Oh, the big boss, Devin Cun.
work on that for 2026.
But, you know, that is a good idea, though.
Brian, I may need to get another website going just for that.
And, you know, at the same time, maybe if Evan Hustey,
if the dark side of the ring business falls through,
he can go online and sell his extensive golden age comic book collection
that I'm so covetous and envious of.
But it would revolve around if we could get the people at Shopify.
to get involved with this and help us all out,
sell these things around the world.
You know, as much as you malign him,
Hotchkis Featherbottom's father worked for Shopify.
He invented most of the things now that go into the Shopify platform,
the checkout, the way that they boost conversions and keep carts from going abandoned.
Hachkis Featherbottom's father, Francois Featherbottom.
He was a French fellow.
Who told you this?
he well hotchkis did when i mentioned that shopify was one of our fine sponsors he said oh my dad did all that
stuff he's not he started the company he's not french hotch he's not anymore even well he is he's a
french descent he was born on on american soil as as a result as a matter of fact of a french kiss
but his father was father francois was french he was the french feather bottom he he he
he was a great inventor.
He invented the French tickler.
You didn't know that?
All right, well, let's get away from Father Francois,
and let's get back to Shopify.
Well, that's what a lot of kids used to say.
Get away from Father Francois.
He did spend some time in the seminary.
This has nothing to do with our fine friends at Shopify.
I just want to add, right now,
Shopify has nothing to do with Father Francois
or the scandal, the growing scandal around him.
No, they got the memo early.
But I'll tell you what, folks, what they can do,
nobody does selling better than Shopify.
The home of the number one checkout on the planet,
if you've got a business or a product or a dream,
if you have a dream, ladies and gentlemen,
they will take you to the mountaintop
where you can look both ways.
And you know what, you'll see smog and fog,
but at least you'll be up there with Shopify,
you'll be on the peak of things.
where you're going to be hearing that sound, which means you're going to be making money,
you're going to be growing your business, your commerce platform needs to be able to support
the weight of your growing business.
It's going to get heavier and heavier until it's like an albatross or a lead anchor around
your neck.
But Shopify will hold you up.
So even though the crushing weight of your business is taking its toll on you mentally and
physically, you won't be able to sink down into the depths of a pit of quicksense.
because Shopify will hold you up
and make sure that you're there until the bitter end
when your body can take no more.
Folks, all you've got to do to upgrade your business
and get the same checkout that the big boys use
is sign up for a $1 a month trial period
at Shopify.com slash JCE.
That's all in lowercase, so we get credit for whatever happens here.
Shopify.com
slash JCE
it's a $1 a month trial period
and
if you order before midnight tonight
you're going to get a free autograph picture
of their founder
Francois Featherbottom
the French fella that invented the French tinkler
No no no no listen let's not
it's one thing joking about Father Francois
It's one thing joking about Father Francois
We cannot guarantee any kind of giveaway
There is no giveaway
We can guarantee there's no giveaway.
You get what you pay for,
and your customers are going to get what they pay for.
Thanks to your working relationship with Shopify.
At a dollar a month, at a dollar a month,
you're going to get way more than you pay for.
But I guess they ran out of pictures of Father Francois.
They never had the pictures.
There are no pictures that I know of.
There were.
My damn it, that's just a flat statement.
They never had the pictures.
it was the Boston Globe.
But anyway,
they got lost in the mail.
Shopify,
Baby doll has the pictures
allegedly in the envelope.
But Shopify,
one more time,
not the sound,
the promo code,
please, sir.
JCE,
Shopify.com
slash JCE,
and now.
And now, yes.
And now it's time for that.
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Yeah, it's like
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Well, speaking of still working on things.
No, no, let me just do away with that.
Boy, howdy, AEW Dynamite was a work in progress.
It's not completely finished,
even though they aired it on February 26th,
I think they still, it needs some work.
Maybe they can fix it in post for a re-release.
Oh, this thing, I mean,
I'm not going to be here for hours picking it apart,
and I could be.
But I just want to hit some of the high points.
It's not really even our duty at this point
to try to impart the stories or the angles
or the build of the matches,
because it's just everywhere.
What was the title of that movie?
Everything, everywhere all the time?
All at once.
All at once.
In San Diego, they were jacking it in San Diego this week.
And whereas they were,
remember we mentioned this as a ratings ploy,
they were starting the show off with, boom,
as soon as the show comes up,
no open, no theme music,
just straight into the arena
and here comes somebody out of the entrance way
and they get in a fight.
Well, now I almost longed
for those halcyon days of yore
because this show, they had edge
pull up in an ambulance
and get out and say,
this is what the death riders are riding home in.
And that was it, like a 10-second fucking clip.
And then they go to the announcer
and again,
Taz and Tony
looked fine.
You would accept them as,
of course,
without listening to Tony,
they look fine.
You would accept them as announcers.
And here is this fucking
self-indulgent clown in this mask.
And it just looks ridiculous.
And they do
endless show billboards.
And then we go to a clip
of earlier today,
MJF got his AEW tattoo removed
and cut a promo
while the guy was
doing whatever you do to remove the tattoo
because he's mad at the fans for
not cheering him when he gave there
whatever the case.
Then they're in the back again
and Adam Page pulls up in
what kind of dinky little
pickup truck was that thing
or truck of whatever nature
it had bullhorns on it
but it looked like something
that kids had put together in a
fucking
well it was a little
soapbox derby
contest what was happening there
you're a man about town
and knows about vehicles these days
I think they said he was driving a Prius
but someone else told me it was a Rivian
which is an electric vehicle that
that stock has been to the toilet
for way too long because they don't know what the fuck they're doing
but it was one of those two with horns on top of it.
So it not only has to be funny,
but he has to be a pussy while he's being funny.
Stone cold Steve Austin would come in in a beer truck
or the rock comes in in his goddamn giant pickup truck
or, you know, punk came in in a Lamborghini or whatever it was.
This guy comes in a fucking pussy little truck with goddamn funny horns on it.
He's socially conscious.
That's what you want out of your top baby face,
the cowboy hangman, the socially conscious hangman.
I don't know if he's goddamn physically conscious.
But he pulled up and walked into the arena,
and they played his music,
and he made his entrance to the ring,
and he beat a job guy in one minute or so,
and then got the microphone, sat down in a chair,
and called out MJF.
And MJF comes out to the entrance way
and throws a bloody,
white bloody hand towel down that he was holding.
I assumed that he had cut himself shaving.
And then for about 45 seconds,
MJF was back to his old self.
He was cutting the promo,
but he was back to being a smart ass.
And, you know, he's going back to New York
to train his took us off
because he's so scared about Adam Page,
and he's mocking him.
And he's not screaming
and he's not just cussing for the sake of it.
a brief period where we can remember once again the good old days.
But then he said, and he was awfully worried about Hangnails friend,
and you should check on him.
And then he just turned around and walked out,
and the fans were quiet and puzzled,
as well as old Mr. Page, the caca cowboy,
because it was just, it was kind of, huh?
And then here it became, as MJF is walking back through the tunnel to exit stage right,
and Paige is standing there dumbfounded, like, what did he mean by that?
On the screen, we are supposed to see Christopher Daniels laying in the back,
bleeding bloody and profusely bleeding and having been attacked and left laying.
Of course, I guess they became friends, Paige, and Daniels right after Paige crippled Daniels
and ended his career.
But nevertheless, Jag on your friend.
He died of Warrior's death was what he said.
Yeah, well, he shouldn't have been resurrected.
But that's what we were supposed to see.
But what we saw when they cut to the.
the camera going to the screen
is the handheld camera moving up on Chris Daniels
while he's knuckling himself in the fucking head.
And the first thing you see is this guy
that's supposed to have been attacked and be down
punching his own self in a face.
And there was a lot of, well, there was a lot of controversy,
you know, because people said they put it all over Twitter
and it trended and like they've caught him blading himself no that's not what it was but they said it's in 4k
and everybody's got a shot of either from the show or a shot of their screen showing the show and look what's
stupid shit and how is uncle dave going to explain this and all that kind of stuff here's what was
happening first we'll tell you what was happening then we'll try to explain why it happened
in my opinion, and I watched this in slow motion,
I think he did get legitimate color in the back for this angle.
Because I could see some blood oozing from a cut.
The way the front of his shirt looked,
unless he was just able to really,
even without having a sweat worked up and out his blood pumping
and not in a match,
if he was able to go deep enough to get a gusher
to goddamn just sit there and drip on his shirt,
maybe they augmented the shirt.
I don't know.
But I think he did get some color, for real.
But the problem was, apparently,
by the time that he got in position,
and, you know, it was waiting for all these other things to happen,
it stopped bleeding.
Because what he was doing was he was
knuckling himself.
If you take and you can go on YouTube on some of the old matches.
You might see a guy or two doing this.
It's not uncommon if you know what to look for.
But if you've got a gig mark, either a fresh gig mark that's quit bleeding or if you
get juice a lot back in the territory days from the previous night before instead of
cut yourself again, you can knuckle it and it'll start bleeding.
You either take the point of the middle knuckle of your middle
finger and do what Chris Daniels was doing, boom, boom, boom,
right on the cut.
Some guys would take the, make a fist and take the top,
the bottom knuckle at the hand of their index finger and kind of the back of
their fist to their head, which is a little, it looks a little bit less like
you're punching yourself in a face.
It's not meant to be seen on camera.
It's, you know, another little slight of hand deal.
but he was knuckling himself to get it to bleed more.
But it was on camera.
It was up there with Hulk Hogan on the Saturday night's main events.
They'd give me the count, brother, and start crying over Elizabeth's death or whatever.
And so then anybody that's seen that can't unsee it and then this whole thing is fucking shot, but it doesn't end there.
because
but did I explain the knuckling correctly
there could have been some augmentation on the shirt
I think it was legitimate blood coming from his head
and that's what he was doing
because he was given no idea apparently
or no count from when he was going to be on camera
I think that's what he was doing
although that's a horrible defense
he was blading on camera
no no he was just punching himself in the head
yeah he was just trying to open up an old gig
you know but um but that's that explains that and and how it happened we'll we'll explain in a second
because there's more because when page gets freaked out overseeing his friend laying there
he goes to the back with a chair and he's now he's walking through the back and he's screaming
where is he where is he now the camera is following page from behind so you're looking past him
so you can see that straight out to the back door there of the arena,
they're like at least a half a dozen people just standing there.
Just standing there, they're not moving, they're not reacting,
they're just standing there.
And then as page turns, you can see that those people would have had a clear view.
Not only of this, Daniel's being attacked,
but Daniels laying there in a bloody fucking heap,
they would have been looking at him already.
Is it common?
when you're standing in a goddamn public sports arena and you look over 30 feet away and there's a guy laying there covered in blood
that you would not call somebody. But they're standing there. But as Paige turns the corner to the right to go find his friend,
the camera's still following him. And in the background, you see the camera crew, the cameraman, the producer, the cable puller,
and I think some miscellaneous fucking stooge
that were shooting Chris Daniels for the shot on the screen.
And they either see the camera turn the corner
or they are told on an IFB from the truck,
get the fuck out of the shot!
Because they suddenly go into ninja mood
and crouch down and fucking zoom, like run from the...
So they're running out of the shot
like little rats as Page goes over
and sees Daniels laying there bloody
and then what does Paige do?
He turns around and looks to his left
and tells a couple of the people
that just ran out of the shot.
Get over here.
Help him.
And they come over with a fucking Kleenex.
And it looks like he's been beheaded
like he's had brain surgery
he's covered in blood.
And they come over with a Kleenex
to blot his head.
But if they were 10 feet away,
then why wouldn't they already be administered?
during that aid because when Page said,
come here, get in here,
help him, they were there in three steps.
It's a goddamn shit show.
And then Paige stalks off
after they're applying the compresses
to Daniels' head.
And they...
Any double parked.
Any double parked with the ambulance.
No, that was Edge with the ambulance.
Yeah, but how are you going to get an ambulance in there?
Well, the Prius with the fucking bullhorns
might have gotten away of the ambulance.
That's right.
The point is, now we've said what, here's why it's happened.
And we've heard this, they've been saying this, that they do not have apparently,
I thought they just may have a quick one or an insufficient one,
they don't have any production meetings.
Because now we're hearing, and people are saying,
well, Tony doesn't have the show ready in time to have a production meeting
before they go do it.
Or is that because he's still writing it,
because he's overworked or he's confused,
or is that because, as we've also heard,
a lot of the guys just come in and tell him
what they're going to fucking do,
which is why it looks like a clip show,
a series of different vignettes of wrestling
rather than an actual cohesive program.
And if they don't have a production meeting,
then they are not laying it all out
in one place in front of the crew
for people to see that it's redundancy
repeated redundantly.
But the production meeting,
not to go off on a soapbox here,
but the production meeting is not
for the matches or the interviews
as relates to how the talent performed them,
it is for everybody else,
the announcers, the crew, the cameraman,
the director, the sound,
All the other, it is, the production meeting is for how you shoot the matches and the interviews.
And even if the people are doing what they're supposed to be doing,
if you're not queuing them before you go live to them and they're punching themselves in the face,
that's not good.
Or if nobody knows how to get out of the way of the other camera and they're doing it on the air,
it looked like that show from the BBC, the Goes Wrong show.
The production meeting, which again in the W.W.E of the 90s or F,
the production meeting for a pay-per-view that the bell time was at 8 o'clock,
we were having a meeting at 11 in the morning.
And in TNA for a 7 o'clock, I think, paper, or 8 o'clock pay-per-view,
it would be noon, even TNA.
For television, if it was
7 or 7.30, we were ringing the bell.
We were doing a production meeting by 1 o'clock.
And that's the WWF.
They have a big budget. They have a big crew.
Still, whatever I've been involved in,
the time may change, but ring of honor,
smoking, Mound, wrestling, OVW, TNA,
NWA, MLW, other,
productions that I've been involved in,
the crew may be smaller or larger,
the time may be different because people may be doing
two or three different jobs or, you know,
snatch and grab to get them there.
But you have to go over the show in front of the head
of each department of the production,
as well as the main players like the top handheld camera guys and et cetera.
So that,
and ask the questions that we've talked about,
here on the past. When a format's read and they just gloss over something that obviously the
announcers would have a question about how do we cover this or the director would have a question
well wait a minute how you need to shoot that you ask those questions then you bring up what can
possibly go wrong what might not be understood by the viewer even though we know it because we
wrote the goddamn thing and they're just watching it it's a whole
another set of meetings that you have with the talent on the matches and the finishes and
the interviews, that's more meetings, which is why this is such a high stress fucking
job when you're on a shoestring budget and doing these productions.
But there's a lot of details to nail down.
If they're either not having production meetings because Tony doesn't have his shit together
or because the guys are still making up their own fucking morality plays,
then that's why that these mistakes are happening
and that this shit
in some cases look so amateur
because they're shooting it on the fly
based on what somebody,
well yeah, when that happens, just shoot it.
Well, it ain't that fucking easy, morons.
And a lot of these guys
have never been on, you know,
any kind of mainstream television production before,
but a lot of them have.
But they, they,
that's what first impresses,
me about, I'm sorry, and I'll get off this box in a second.
But that's what first impressed me about MJF when I met him in MLW.
He not only came up and was asking questions of us in the announce booth on, you know,
not only bringing up things that he might do that we could say or call, but also just
asking us questions.
And he asked the crew, the technical crew, questions about the setup or the post-production
or how will this look.
He wanted to learn everything.
And that was instantly refreshing
because some of these fucking numb nutses
have been in a goddamn business
where their primary exposures on television for 10 years
and they don't know how to fucking work television
or lay television out or give cues for television
or goddamn explain their angle or their match
or their finish or whatever they're going to do
for the television crew.
that they can understand it.
And now I'm fucking pissed off now.
Your thoughts?
Uh, I don't know.
There was a lot there.
It's just, it's ridiculous.
I'm sorry, but it just is you can't do this on national television.
We put more preparation into OVW TV.
Well, you hit on something that's a big topic here.
The production meetings or lack thereof.
We've heard whispers about it, or we've heard direct comments about it for a while.
Stories started coming out just recently again.
Brian Alvarez talked about it.
The idea that there aren't production meetings, the idea that apparently Tony Khan is not done
writing the show until so late in the day that they can't do it, what does that tell you?
Why would it take so long to write this show
where there's long multi-segment matches
and, I mean, is there anything
that would prevent a production meeting that you see?
Well, but there's, well, yes, there is,
not that it's not necessary,
but I can see what they're doing.
There's not just long multi-segment matches,
but every, there's multiple run-ins at everything,
and we just saw the fuck up with Thunder Rosa
and the other
Megan Brain and Penelope Pitstop or whatever
where they didn't know what the fuck was going on
or obviously
some part of that equation
didn't know what was going on
and if it's last minute shit
and inexperienced people
we don't know but the point is
is that again like I said
it's not that there's a lot of shit going on
on these shows there's too much going on
but they could be written
in time to do them professionally.
And if you are not doing them
at the point where they can be finished at noon or one
the day of the show so you can tell everybody
how to do their job,
then you need to change the way you're doing the fucking show,
don't you?
And again, is it because Tony,
because we know that Tony will stay up for hours on end
writing wrestling and talking about wrestling,
but is it not done because he's waiting
after he tells these guys what they he wants them to do what they go and figure out what they're
going to do and then they come back and tell him then then he knows i mean we because this none of this
is cohesive it wasn't written from from one mindset from start to finish as a program with
thought given to not repeating the same kind of angles or using the same kind of objects or doing
the same things in the finishes or the afterbirth or even allotting a certain number of shits
and other miscellaneous curse words to specific people.
It's just whatever gets fucking done in a segment.
So is Tony waiting for instructions and then, you know, it's too late to give it out?
Or is he just having a nervous breakdown, a mental collapse, and is rushing to make it to air?
I don't, but something needs to be done different.
I mean, you're seeing this more often now.
Even if you're a control freak and it's just about you wanting control over your show,
you still have to make sure the production knows what to shoot and what not to shoot and when to do it.
Well, and maybe is this the reason behind the fake walls that they were infatuated with there for a while,
wherever they would build a fake drywall wall and arena to put somebody through it,
were they not consulting the producer of the entire show and the director or anybody in the truck,
a cameraman to say, well, no, that's going to look as phony as a football bat.
Of course you can't do that like that.
We can't shoot it that way.
Is the production crew seeing this for the first time?
They're just saying, he's going to run him through the wall and just shoot it.
And then so they don't know how to shoot around the fact that there's no stud for six feet,
which would be against every building code in the United States of America.
This shit has to be gone over.
It's details.
Why do you think I'm a fucking insane person?
Thinking of all those goddamn things that could go wrong on television shows for 25 fucking years.
But you have to.
You have to think of everything it can go wrong and walk through every way you can shoot everything.
and there's been many times in the past where I couldn't do that because we didn't have the
budget or the time and we were shooting a TV show in a fucking closet somewhere but at
that level with that budget and that amount of people working for you
every detail ought to be nailed down that's just my fucking point and this is ridiculous
but anyway I want to see a I want to
see a meme on Twitter of that camera crew scurrying away from the shot when they realize
that they're in Page's camera.
And then they introduced Don Fallis and Kyle Felcher in a skybox with a spotlight in the
arena.
Bear in mind, we haven't had a match yet.
And then they went back in the back earlier today.
Well, first they showed Jericho and Bandito on collision or whatever it was.
and they had just a classic match,
according to Jericho.
And he's speaking like a real person again
in the back with Renee.
And he's made a deal with Don Phallis
and Don and Kyle are walking out of the locker room.
Brian Keith, the bounty hunter,
is going to take out Will Osprey tonight.
So that's the deal.
So again, does this, it doesn't make Don look bad
because he's a weasily manager,
but doesn't it make Jericho?
Well, it makes Don look bad in terms of that he thinks that this could possibly happen.
Brian Keith would take out Osprey.
But if Jericho's, this is the best he's got to.
And then they go right into that match.
We're 15 minutes into the show already,
and we got Osprey versus Brian Keith, the bounty hunter who was introduced at 189 pounds.
It's the first time in my life.
ever felt sympathy for the bounty hunter.
I hope the little fella doesn't get hurt.
What the fuck are you thinking?
Who was the people that would collect bounties
that heels would put on baby faces
and years gone by, Abdullah the butcher,
Bruiser Brody, goddamn King Kong Bundy,
whatever, Brian Keith at 189 pounds,
who's never won a match
on this television program.
but he's going to beat up the top baby face.
Actually, he did beat up the top baby face.
It took 12 minutes for Osprey to beat him.
I think it might take Osprey six or seven minutes against a fucking eighth grader.
I weighed 189 pounds in eighth grade.
That's because a mama Cornett's cooking.
And then.
The bounty hunter, Jim Cornett.
Well, there you go.
Hey, I'm bigger.
I'm right now.
I weigh 191 pounds.
I'm bigger than Brian Keith.
And I got six inches on him.
And I'm taller, too.
Come on.
And then Osprey jumped out of the ring and ran up the stairs,
and Kyle ran down the stairs from the skybox,
and they had a short fake fight in the stands that was broken up by security.
So there you got that going on.
Any comments, or should I move on?
Uh, yeah, there's nothing really to add to that wonderful match.
So we were half an hour into the program with all this nonsense.
Then there, they did a package on Mercedes Monet and Momo Giancanaugh.
What is her name, Momo's name?
Oh, I don't want to mispronounce it.
And I certainly will because I don't remember it exactly.
So I would just be guessing.
Okay, the Mercedes and Momo package.
and then there was Mercedes in the back
cutting a promo about
a Momo wannabe, that's what it is.
Momo want to be.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't realize it was the same one, yeah.
And then Mercedes sees some girl
who's standing there
and starts getting snippy with her
and slaps a drink out of her hand.
And the girl is a lousy actor,
and then she identified herself as,
you know who I am,
and nobody knew who the fucks you,
because she died,
never seen her on this fucking television.
television show before.
And then she said, I'm Billy Starks
from Ring of Honor.
Okay. Do you remember seeing Billy Starks
from Ring of Honor on AEW Dynamite?
Maybe once, because I remember we saw her once.
She was like 18 years old or something, like still in high
school or right out of high school. She was a prodigy.
Well, there yet. She's from Louisville. She's the one from Louisville.
Yes. Like a Nick Wayne for the Women's,
the Bank. That's been so long ago, I think she's graduated
college by now.
She might not have graduated, but she'd old enough to. Anyway, she's not a great actor, but she was telling Mercedes off when Momo came up from behind Mercedes with a baseball bat and Mercedes turned around and looked at her and screamed and ran off.
So we are getting, again, they could have got something out of this flop that Mercedes has been by Harley going over them.
other day, or at least we get a rematch, but instead we get Mercedes and Mo Moe want to be?
What is the matter with these people?
Why do they think that anybody's going to give a shit about Mo Mo Mo?
And this is them establishing Mo Mo, because other than that, she's an unknown entity on this
program.
But she's got a bat.
We don't want no Moa Mo Mo.
So then we got the outriggers versus Brian Cage and Lance Archer.
And I wrote, what the hell?
They had a match.
The Hurt's syndicate music played.
One of the outriggers dropped behind Lance Archer and rolled him up one, two, three.
And the Hertz then smiled in the entrance way.
But so just, I can understand if a guy jumps up on the apron
or throws something into the ring at you or whatever.
But when music plays,
why do people have to turn in that direction and stand there dumbfounded,
even if the fucking person whose music is playing is coming out,
he's fucking 75 feet away.
You can kick this guy into balls real quick and get away with it.
But that's now on both companies,
music plays, everybody freezes like they're fucking frozen in amber.
standing there with her jaws on the ground.
Oh my God, it's music.
I'm grumpy, ain't I?
No, I mean, it is one of those logic loopholes in wrestling,
unless they really dig the tune, I guess,
but I guess we get Hurt Syndicate.
It's not like it's desperado.
Are you ready for Hurt Syndicate versus Cage and Archer?
Well, yes and no.
Because Cage, I've just,
if he was going to get it, he'd got it
by now an archer needs a good long break
and come back with some consistency.
Maybe it'll go away and learn a new hold,
but if the Hertz can get anything out of him.
He was off TV for like a year and a half or something.
Well, that's, you know, that's,
if anybody can get anything out of them is what I'm trying to say,
Shelton and Bobby can't.
We will see what happens.
But at least they're strong enough to dictate the direction of the thing
and keep the pace going.
Because otherwise, those two guys are so big,
if their opponents are smaller,
they can't move them around.
Nevertheless, we were at almost 9 o'clock now.
And then I swear to at 855,
here comes swerve, Strickland, and Prince Nonna.
And they do a promo on Rickashay.
And then Rikoshae comes out,
and he's still wearing the embassy robe
that was stolen from Prince Nana.
I wonder if they had to shorten it
for Rikishay to wear it.
Seems like it would be dragging the ground.
The fans booed the shit out of Rickettsay,
which was the loudest of the night because they,
I think they legitimately now do not like him because he's such a putts.
He's like a discount Dominic Mysterio.
So they're trying to do the boo thing over him.
There's not enough people in the building.
But Nana and Swerve won a rematch and Rikshay doesn't want it.
And then Nana says, well, the winner will be the,
number one contender for the AEW title,
and then RICOchet says, well, oh, okay,
but not tonight.
We'll do it at Revolution.
So that means that either swerve, Strickland,
or Rickashay would then face John Moxley for the AEW title
if they indeed honor the number one contender stipulation.
Do you want to see Rickashay versus Dick the Boozer?
Yeah, actually, that sounds like it could be all sorts of,
What the hell are they doing working together?
Yeah, I'd like to see that.
I don't want to see any more swerve.
I'm sick of swerve.
Well, that's the problem is we're going to be stuck with swerve versus Dick the Boozer,
and we've seen that already.
So they're probably not going to end up going through with the stipulation.
But anyway, Rickishay looked like a small child in this shot.
And then right at the 9 o'clock hour, they're done with that business and Rickettsay left.
But Nana then said, I've got to talk to you.
boss and he tells swerve that he's been working hard making the AWW title and you know everything
but swerve has to go back to the dangerous guy that he used to be should be the number one
priority and nana's taking a lot of bullets for swerve so nana needs swerve to get that robe back
or elsewise i just don't know if i can do this anymore and then nana walked out on swerve and do
anymore. Constantly be the weak link.
If they have they keep saying that Nana's done all these things for swerve but every time
it's portrayed as he's the fucking flunky, he got one time he bowed up and got some balls to him,
right? But anyway, now Nana's threatening swerve that he's going to bail on this whole sweet,
sweet fucking bird's nest on the ground they got unless swerve gets Nana's bathrobe back
from the fucking nerd
flippy do guy.
This is gripping
fucking adult entertainment.
All right, well,
ricochet, wrestler name,
or a porn star jam?
Well, you know,
because I'll tell you what,
if he got Peter North,
he might bounce back.
So now,
we got Adam Cole,
Roderick Strong, and Kyle O'Reilly
against FTR and Danny
Garcia.
And is this a rib?
Now, who are the heels here?
FTR's been teaming up with Edge.
Danny Garcia is supposed to be the young, fair-haired boy,
even though he doesn't have any hair.
But Cole and Roddy and O'Reilly, weren't they just baby faces?
Weren't we just supposed to like them?
Because who were they?
I'm so confused.
And FTR came out, nobody gave a shot.
shit. Garcia came out. Nobody gave a shit.
Cole and Roddy and O'Reilly, except for the fans like to hit their cues on the
coal music. They didn't give a shit here either. They've nullified all these fucking guys.
And then we talked about what I mentioned on the raw match, the incredible finish,
and that it was brilliant. That's what made the match spectacular.
and they did a bit of that.
FTR did a bit of that themselves back in the old days,
having a really good finish before they ended up here
where guys couldn't keep up with them.
But this was, Dax got the sharpshooter on Roddy.
O'Reilly came up and got a front face lock on Dax
while he still had the sharpshooter.
But Cash got the abdominal stretch on O'Reilly from behind.
And while all that went on, Garcia was going to give Cole a pile driver,
and Cole just double-legged him and jacked him, one, two, three.
And everybody stood there.
And then Garcia offered a handshake to Cole,
and Cole was going to take it, but O'Reilly kicked Garcia's hand,
so cash shoved O'Reilly.
And then they all started shoving each other,
and Cole and Garcia were the ones that, I think, were calming the others down.
and then we got word that Tony Kahn had announced that Saturday night on collision,
it's going to be Adam Cole versus Danny Garcia for the TNT title.
And there was no real people didn't give a shit to any of this.
If this is what's taking him so long to put together,
maybe make it a little fucking simpler.
Did you have any pertinent thoughts on this, Brian?
I hate to be keeping you up.
The crowd was noticeably silent at the start of this in an awkward way.
I hear one of the kids screaming in the background.
It's getting late here, folks.
No, I have nothing else to add to this.
I don't care of that.
I thought that was that special panic room you had put in.
Every time you put somebody in there, they panic.
That's not the case, but let's move on with dynamite because let's not get stuck on this match.
Okay.
In the back, where it's always...
dangerous. The shit's happening in the back.
In the back, Claudio Castignoli is looking for
Edge. He's walking through the hallway
looking for Edge. Guess what happened within five
seconds of this shot coming up on the air, Brian?
He found Edge.
No, Edge found him.
Well, I mean, that's what I meant.
Edge jumped him.
What the fuck? They just happened to
come up at the exact moment that this Pearl Harbor
attack.
They get in a fight and they go out in the arena.
Never seen anything like that before.
And they fight walk to the ring.
And then there's Wheely useless out to jump edge
and they beat Edge up with a chair.
But then Jay White came out in the entranceway.
And they turned around because his music was playing.
An Edge who had just been beaten mercilessly with a chair,
got up and took the,
chair away and beat up Claudio and Wheeler.
And then Marina Schaefer jumps in the ring and she jumps on Edge's back.
And while she's on his back, Wheely comes with the knee, but Edge moves and
Wheely hits Marina with a knee and she goes down and stays there.
Immobile, unconscious, potentially stone, cold, graveyard dead.
We never see her move a muscle.
again, bear in mind.
Jay White now gets in the ring laughing at all the things that have transpired and gives Wheeler
his finish.
And then Edge takes a chair and starts wearing Claudio out.
And then puts Claudio on the chair and milks a concerto and does it.
And you could see right through it.
they had the shot from the side.
Not only did they, you could see through it,
but now the person taking it is not selling it in any way.
They're not, their body doesn't spasm, their legs don't flap,
their arms don't twitch, nothing happens.
Because for one, they're already ludicrously unconscious for a long period of time
and they're being placed on a chair and expected not to be able.
there are people in medically induced comas
that have more movement
than the people that are being put on this fucking chair
and of course they don't want to move beforehand
because they'll get their brains knocked out
but it is the phonyest stupidest fucking move
it can't be done realistically
unless the guy's brain explodes into tomato sauce
and blood shoots everywhere
it's a bullshit thing
so he milked it and he did it and Claudio just lays there and didn't move a muscle when he got
hit then Dick the Boozer comes to ringside our friend Mr. Moxley and he pulled Wheeler over the
rail to save him and in the ring there was Edge pulling Marina Schaefer over to set her up for a
concerto. She is still completely unconscious from the knee that she took and it's been
two to three minutes. I mean, if you're that unconscious, normally there's brain damage involved,
right? That long. And he milked it forever. Was he going to do it? Is he not going to do it?
And then music plays. And here comes Willow. And Willow just comes down and rolls into the ring.
and Jay White is down on the floor with a chair holding Dick the Boozer back from coming over the rail.
Now he's scared of something.
Jay White with a chair, when he's been beating up four baby faces at a time, Jay White with a chair,
I fuck Marina, she's on her own.
And Willow gives the concerto to Marina Schaefer.
It also looks bullshit.
And also she doesn't move a muscle.
Doesn't even twitch.
And they'd been immobile.
They're laying there for minutes to begin with.
I mean, people turn over in their fucking sleep.
And then they played music and went to the break.
And I said, good God.
And it was 9.30.
Have I overstated the case of how rotten this was
and how nobody gave a fuck and how phony it looked?
I thought it was awful, but I thought it was just me because I think all the Moxley stuff is awful.
And again, he's trying to look concerned.
And luckily, Willow's music hit because why run into brain someone if you don't have your pleasant music playing?
Well, and they couldn't have Edge do it because that would be a guy hitting a girl with a chair.
So instead of just saying maybe we shouldn't give the girl brain damage with the chair in terms of what the fuck she's going to come back next week?
or eyes not black or nose isn't broken or cheekbones.
Got no cuts, no lumps from that.
But that's what they did there.
And they had the go home stretch half an hour,
so they stuck Harley Cameron and Deanna Parazzo in that spot.
That happened, and that took a while.
Unfortunately, I looked away.
But then in the back as a continuation of what
had just gone on.
Claudio and Marina
have been loaded in the back of the ambulance.
They're on the gurneys.
And they're still totally unconscious,
totally immobile.
They're not moving.
And the ambulance drivers
and the people are in there.
And then the doors close
and it's Edge, Jay White, and Willow
that are closing the doors
and give the ambulance the pat on the door
for him to pull out.
When's the last time that you saw
the people that damaged, injured the person,
allowed to be the people that closed the door on them
after they put them in the ambulance.
I wrote, is this written by a third grader?
And then finally we come to the main event
just when I thought it can't get any worse,
it can get worse.
The main event was for the Intercontinental Title
with Pockets Against Take a Shit.
And again, and I call him take a shit because if they want us to take him seriously,
they wouldn't do shit like this with him.
To put him in with the way past day old joke, like, you know, six-month-old Fritos.
Just, yeah, they need to fold their tent if this is the best they can do.
If a television program that started out with a guy punched him own self in a face on camera,
and ends up with a ridiculous clown joke match
that matters not to anything involving the worst goof in the company.
They need to fold up if that's the best they can do.
Yes, I use the Wolfman in Smoky Bowdo Wrestling,
but not on top and mostly in tag team matches.
And Tony doesn't need the job guy,
clown's rich friend to put money in the company because he's got his own. So H. Pockets doesn't
have a rich friend except for Tony. So why is he still on fucking television in any capacity?
It's just unprofessional. And they didn't get a runover or an overrun or they may have got
run over. I don't know because they actually had soccer on after this show instead of Joe
or reruns of modern family, they had to get out on time.
So they've lost that opportunity to artificially inflate,
although lately it's been deflating Pockets' numbers.
But that was a dynamite episode of dynamite, Brian.
Well, you mentioned the numbers.
Why don't we speak about them with some specifics here?
Well, speak specifically about the specificity of their species.
A.W. Dynamite ratings. I don't know about the species, but A.W. Dynamite ratings, February 26th, Wednesday night on TBS, 8 to 10 p.m., not counting max, 598,000 viewers.
Ouch. Well, it's not far, but they dropped below the 600,000 mark again, even though they've been a 604 and 605. So it's just, it's more of a moral defeat rather than a huge drop from,
the miserable numbers they've been due.
Dynamite ranked approximately number
five for the night on cable in the
key demo, number one,
the 76ers versus the Knicks,
followed by the Spurs versus
the Rockets. When you hear those names, should they come up with better tag
team names, AEW, and try to compete
with any of these other, and then Fox News
actually takes over here.
Let's go now to the quarterly hour
breakdown. Quarter one,
these were compiled by Resslemics.
quarter 1, 8 to 8.15 p.m.
The MJF tattoo promo,
Aaron Solo versus Adam Page,
the postmatch with MJF and Christopher Daniels,
the Jericho promo,
and Will Osswell promo, his confrontation with Callas,
and the Will Osprey entrance,
735,000 viewers.
Good Lord, okay, I believe.
is that that was a better open than they did last week,
and not what they used to do, but still something,
and they're going to drop like a stone, it looks like, to make this average.
Well, we go to quarter two.
Will Osprey versus the bounty hunter, Brian Keith, 815 to 8.30 p.m.
What picture and picture adds,
682,000 viewers.
And that's 1840, 553,000.
people, not as big as a lot of their quarter two drops are.
So we'll have to wait to see who the real culprit is.
And quarter two is up on the 90-day trend here.
Quarter three, eight-thirty eight-forty-five p.m.
An ad break.
Mercedes Monet and Billy Sparks Sparks.
Billy Starks's promo.
The Outwriters.
The Outruthers video and the start or the entirety
of the Outrunners
versus Brian Cage and Lance Archie
a picture and picture
636,000 viewers.
Okay, now there goes another
nearly 50,000,
we're 100,000 down, 99 to be exact,
from the start in 45 minutes.
This is starting to go,
well, still that's not as bad as normal.
Well, quarter 4, 845 to 9 p.m.
John Moxley and Adam Copeland's video,
or just cope, an ad break,
and the Rickashay Swerp Strickland Lie promo, 635,000 viewers.
Well, they've 1,000 different.
They pretty much stayed flat.
So that's a tribute to those folks holding what they had.
Not looking good for the final quarter, is it?
Well, if you look at the rundown of what's on the remainder of the show,
ask me what would hold an audience.
We go now to the big 9 o'clock hour, quarter five, 9 to 9 to 9.
15 p.m.
The Undisputed Kingdom versus Daniel Garcia and FTR with picture and picture ads.
571,000 viewers.
Ouch, at the top of the hour they lost 64,000 people.
That's not a good sign.
No, it is not.
We're going out of quarter six, 915 to 9.30 p.m.
The post match with Cope and the Death Riders.
an ad break, the Harley Cameron and Deanna Parazo entrances, 523,000 viewers.
Okay, there went another 48,000.
Now we are a 200,000 down from the start.
Well, we go now at a quarter 7, 930 to 945 p.m.
The continuation of Cameron versus Parazo, with picture and picture ads,
and the Orange Cassidy Takeshita video, followed by an ad break, 497,000 viewers.
Oh, Lord, they are, they're getting to the point where they're finishing in the fours on Wednesday night.
This is, we've been covering this for a while, and it ain't been happening until lately.
Well, we're going out of quarter 8, 9, 45 to 10 p.m. No overrun this week.
Kanoosukee, Takesha versus Orange Cassidy, picture, and picture ad.
502,000 viewers, the final three quarters, all under 200,000 in the key demo, 193, 196, 198.
And old pockets got 5,000 people across the country to come back from the bathroom, long enough to see him there.
So they lost from start to finish, 23,000 viewers out of starting with 733,000.
233, 466, 690, 7,000.
They lost 30%, maybe 31% of the audience that they started with.
That's a pretty hefty chunk.
Hmm.
Not unsuspected, not surprising, but still disheartening
if you were pulling for these people
to make a turnaround in their malaiseful ratings.
You need talent.
you need the booking, but you also need the talent.
And there are very few people there who make you get excited about seeing them.
I have to see what they're going to do the next week.
There's very few people, very few angles, very few feuds right now.
Actually, I want to see almost everybody in AEW next week.
Oh.
Rather than this week, if I could wait a week to see any of them, it would help me out.
Well, that was AEW Dynamite.
Well, and this is my show, and it's over with.
We've had just a full plate today.
day, a potpourri of things.
And the drive-thru is coming up in a few days
whenever we get to do that.
And the experience will be back next week.
And Brian, if you have no more questions, you're free to leave.
Thank you.
Bye, bye, everybody.
