Jim Cornette Experience - Episode 597: Irresistible Force
Episode Date: September 2, 2025This week on the Experience, Jim talks with Brian Solomon about his upcoming biography of Gorilla Monsoon! Plus Jim reviews AEW Dynamite, and talks about Vince McMahon's 80th birthday party, Raja Jack...son, Taylor Swift, Len Rossi's Wrestler's Prayer, ratings, and more! Thanks to our episode sponsors: PRIZEPICKS: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JCE and use code JCE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! RAYCON: Go to buyraycon.com/jce to get 20% off the fan favorite Everyday Earbuds Classic! Follow Jim and Brian on Twitter: @TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast Join Jim Cornette's College Of Wrestling Knowledge on Patreon to access the archives & more! https://www.patreon.com/Cornette Subscribe to the Official Jim Cornette channel on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/c/OfficialJimCornette Visit Jim's official site at www.JimCornette.com for merch, live dates, commentaries and more! You can listen to Brian on the 6:05 Superpodcast at 605pod.com or wherever you find your favorite podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Like the midnight and the rock and roll.
He's in a fight for wrestling soul using a racket and some mind control.
He's in Kornet.
The keys to the future.
Hell by Nets.
That experience today, we're going to talk about an irresistible force,
Gorilla Monsoon, and an immovable object, AEW's ratings.
All that and so much more joyous talking, joining me in all this.
Hawaiian Brian the podcasting line
the king of the Arcadian Vanguard podcast network
Mr. co-host to you
he's the irresistible force of podcasting
and here he blows
be great Brian last
Aloha Jim
a pleasure to be here once again
Swami's Pappy
or whatever he used to call me
another action pack
some great wrestling history talk
and the listeners have really been loving that lately
and of course the contemporary thrashing
that they have all become so used to
where we have no choice but I guess say the truth.
Yes. Well, there's choices.
Other people have no problems lying out their assholes.
I saw someone say, and I don't want to do Dynamite now, but they said, man,
Dynamite did a really good job of following up on stuff from the pay-per-view.
And I'm like, that Wardle follow-up? That was a good follow-up?
Him just walking out there with Don Callis and standing there?
But whatever, we'll get to Dynamite later.
Well, we're going to follow up on all kinds of things.
I, it's ragweed season down here, Brian.
I got the squishy in my ear and I'm, I'm croopy and drippy,
but I'm going to try to have the energy.
I'm setting the bar low, the expectation, lowered expectations at the top of the program
so that I could exceed whatever meager standard I have set for myself.
But right at the top, I want to wish, happy birthday to the queen of Castle Cornette,
Stacy's birthday is today as we sit here and speak
some festival music
as it's what kind of festivals do you go to
for Stacy I'm sure she would appreciate it she actually likes good music unlike
you anyway as we sit here and speak the people
may not hear it for a couple of days but it's her birthday today so I want to make sure
to acknowledge that and you can send her whenever you hear this you can
send her greetings or well wishes
posthumously I guess
posthumously would not help her any.
Belatedly is the word I was trying to say.
A belated fashion.
Not trying to tip off anything that may happen over the weekend here.
Hey.
But anyway, nevertheless, an update from what I said a couple days ago,
I said that the thank you, fuck you buy t-shirts were on sale,
half price on clearance because we're making room for new stuff that's coming.
and at the time I didn't know that they were pretty much sold out
so a lot of people may have got pissed off but there are 12 small
thank you fuck you buy t-shirts if you want to get some for the kids
there are 12 smalls still available at half price what is that
$13 or whatever at jim cornet.com
and then we're going to have the big announcement next week about the
holiday sale and what all that's going to entail
including a brand new
coveted item that everybody's going to want to have
before their lives are over.
Don't give them any more hints.
What would you like to have before your life is over?
I don't know. I'm having such a good time right now.
A giant library of my very own.
Well, I hear that some
some cities may have their
fucking municipal
libraries and things like that on
sale cheap with the way things are going
these days. You might investigate it. Maybe
Des Moines has a good library
you could pick up for half price.
I'm not going to Iowa, I'll tell you that. You know what I'd
like before I'm done
some peace and fucking quiet?
Good luck. That's what I, but
the rest of the world will not cooperate
with that. Right here in the
cocoon and the bubble over here, it's
all right. But
when you, you,
evade the perimeter, it gets louder.
Did you hear the big news, Brian?
Oh, it was massive.
The biggest news I've ever heard.
The big news that Jeff Jarrett's former babysitter has gotten engaged.
Did you hear about this?
Yeah, unfortunately, you can't escape this nonsense. Yeah, I've heard about it.
Well, I thought, and the only reason, I don't know anything about, I've seen Taylor Swift pose for pictures on video.
I don't know.
Why do they show the people, the celebrities in front of a logo background, and it's a video camera, and they're posing.
Fuck it.
And besides that, even the still cameras, they have the shutter speeds of one, one thousandth of a cunt hair.
in this digital world
you can't take a bad picture now
back in my day we used to have to work at it
why are they just standing there
posing can't they just move about
normally and you take a picture of them the way it comes
that's a question to you Brian
what are you asking what is this is your takeaway
from the Taylor Swift engagement announcement
well no it just came to my mind
that the only thing I know about Taylor Swift
is that she walks out on these fucking
red carpets and poses for people.
I don't know what she sings.
I don't know what she writes.
And I know she's engaged to a football player of some description.
But the one thing I do know about her,
it was funny.
And somebody retweeted that the other day is that she was Jeff Jarrett's babysitter,
like 20 years ago or whatever.
Because Jeff lived in Hendersonville,
and apparently, you know,
that's where all the country music stars used to live
back in my day, so apparently that's still
a tradition. She was a
aspiring country musician
or whatever that
lived in Hendersonville.
Like most talent, her career really took off
once she stopped working for the Jarrett's.
I wish your sound
filter hadn't goddamn
be filtered
out all of my sound effects. I can't
play anymore. I would have played some
kind of goddamn
screaming. Hold on.
Didn't it something used to scream?
Yeah, does that work?
That worked.
I heard the big scream.
Well, there you go.
But anyway, that happened.
By Taylor Swift, leaving the Jarrett estate that won fateful day,
what did she see that made her run out in fear and write songs?
Endless amounts of songs.
But think about this.
Think about this now.
Taylor Swift was Jeff Jarrett's babysitter and, well,
For his kids, she didn't babysit Jeff Chattel.
Well, he paid her.
He didn't make the kids pay.
No, he didn't make those kids pay for their own babysitters
until they were like 12.
So technically she was his babysitter.
But Taylor Swift and Jeff Jarrett's babysitter
and Sputnik Monroe's son was Jerry Jarrett's limo driver.
You never know who you're going to fucking run into that's going to.
And where did it?
Was it Jerry Jarrett he lived?
Was it across the lake from Johnny Cash or next to Johnny Cash?
What was it?
as before he built a big place.
When he built the big place,
he didn't live near anybody.
He was on 100 acres of a fucking mountain
with a goddamn 18,000 square foot house with a,
no,
that may have just been the ballroom.
No, I think it was 18,000 square feet all in total
with the gold fixtures in the goddamn bathrooms.
When he lived on Old Hickfrey Lake,
he had a house,
it was across the lake,
from Johnny Cash's place that I got to see
all those years later when I took Rick Rubin over there
and had lunch there.
And he was next door to Bobby Bear.
No, he was next door to the house
that George Jones and Tammy Wynette lived in briefly.
I don't know which one kept it.
And down the street from Bobby Bear.
Apparently that George Jones house just dripped liquor.
The walls.
You touched him in liquor.
spill right out.
You remember the song that Jimmy Hart thought he could actually have a hit with at one point.
Which?
Tammy, why not give George another chance?
You know, that's actually one of those Jimmy Hart songs I don't know.
I don't know if he ever actually recorded it, but he sang me some lyrics one time in a locker room and it was hilarious.
We got to put Mark James or somebody in Memphis on that to find out if Jimmy ever committed.
I wrote a song about Barbara Streisand's nose and George Shunes and Tammy Wynette.
What other celebrities was he writing songs about?
He had high hopes for We Hate School and it did get played on the radio in Memphis.
And also I was at a radio station appearance with him in Memphis when they did play Barbara
Streisand's nose at least once.
Which was later remade into Lance Russell's nose.
Well, actually, no, it was Lance Russell's nose was first, and then he changed it because he thought he could get it on the chart.
See, he was trying to say.
And We Hate School was probably the closest shot he might have had because it was very Rick Springfieldy.
The problem is with We Hate School, let alone the Terry Funk cover version when he was like 40.
But the problem with We Hate School is like, the video is awesome.
It's like wrestling awesomeness.
Coco Beware on guitar
It's ridiculous
But there's no kids
There's no one young
Like Jimmy Hart's the lead singer
And he's like 45 at that point or whatever
You needed someone young for that song
To really work
Well but Jimmy was
Get me some 50 year old guys
Singing we hate school
Jimmy was forever young
See that's the thing
And look at him now
He looks the same as he did 40 years ago
Those notorious school haters
Jimmy Hart
Coco Beware and the Turk.
Yeah.
But yeah, but Jimmy
could remember when he hated school.
But yeah, but it,
they, the 45 sold at the matches.
He got it played in Memphis,
I think, probably in Jackson.
And, uh,
The answer song to Rick Springfield.
Eat your heart out Rick Springfield.
Eat your heart out Rick Springfield.
Cause she's my girl.
and she always will be the only girl for me.
Ain't no rock and roll singer gonna take her away from me.
De, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, that's a thing.
That was spot on.
And that means Jimmy Hart in the song
His girlfriend is Jesse's girl
He's Jesse
Well
And he says he doesn't he like improv again
Like Jesse girl's my girl
Like doesn't he say
But see that's the thing
You can interpret it any way you want
That's the good thing about deep songwriting
You know interpreting the song
What did the Beatles mean?
I got a song now
I'm gonna answer Kajagoooooooooooooo
I'm not shy
It's my new song
Oh
And
I have a test.
Walk a singles.
I got a song for you.
It's called I walk slow.
I have a test pressing of Jimmy Hart singing
son of a gypsy,
which was Jimmy Valiant's entrance music.
And that actually got played in heavy rotation on,
was it FM 100 in Memphis, whatever.
Smokey Johnson!
There you go.
But Jimmy Hart's
because Jimmy Hart wrote it, right?
Jimmy's version was the Ballad of Handsome Jimmy.
And he did the test president.
Jimmy Valiant recorded his version
and what he did with it,
or it's possibly what he did to it,
depending on your point of view.
And then they sold, I know, in the thousands of the 45s,
and it was all over the radio.
in Memphis for a while there.
Hey, you know, this probably isn't the time,
but it probably also may be the only time.
I don't have it in front of me.
I'm actually looking for it.
One of the listeners has been sending in a question
to corny drive-thru at gmail.com.
He sent it in a couple times.
I've been meaning to ask you about it,
but we haven't had a chance about Len Rossi's the wrestler's prayer.
Oh, good Lord.
You know what?
I don't have one of those,
and I have seen the lyrics
transcribed somewhere over the years in one of my books, but it was, from what I understand,
sort of a maudlin type of thing.
Well, you've never heard it.
Really?
No, I've never heard it out loud.
I've read the words, and I know that he recorded it.
Hold on.
Let me see real quick, a little sidetrack here.
Is it on the internet somewhere?
I think it may be.
Let's see.
Oh, good Lord.
Can I play it from here?
Let's see.
Oh, this is someone actually filming themselves playing the record.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, that's another, completely other song.
Yeah, yeah, Edward Frilead My So perhaps I might make my reservations now for that big main event in your arena.
that this would be two out of three
for an everlasting time
I hear that some of the all-time rates
are out there with you now
men like
gorgeous George
Tarzan Hewitt
Don Cortez
Larry Shane
Eichickens
and oh yes Lord
the one I knew best of all
my partner
text rather
I know that
I'll just for a moment
this is your first hearing of this
that's Len Rossi the
wrestler
singing or
speaking there
what are your thoughts initially
well and
this was sold
for the people going
who are these people
Lynn Rossi was the top
baby face for Nick
Goulis in Nashville for years
and he was a straight-ahead baby-face wrestler in great shape,
you know, scientific wrestlers, they used to say,
complete opposite of Fargo, who was also a huge baby face,
which is why they never liked each other.
And Lynn Rossi never got into Memphis,
but Fargo did get into Nashville.
Nevertheless, it was made in Nashville,
and all those wrestlers that he was referring to
were guys that had been big in the goulous territory
over the previous 15 years
and it died for one reason or another
that's where we're at so far
and I just, God,
I can't imagine the thought
that anybody would want to
take this home and listen to it.
This is from
Miracle Records in Bowling Green, Kentucky.
Oh, I bet it was.
Let's go back to Len Ross
and it's the same decade as,
you know, son of a gypsy
by Jimmy Val.
This is like what 19, well, I don't know.
It could have been a late 60s.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was early 70s, but you may know better than me.
It could have been a late 70s.
Well, see, he had his car wreck in 1972.
So I'm thinking it's late 60s or thereabouts, but it's the, yeah, and he's, it's country
music because they're all in Nashville.
And then at various points over the years, the country music stars and the pro wrestlers in
Nashville intersected and their social circles connected.
So that's why a lot of the guys, for good and bad,
ended up making records and were thinking they could make records,
like a guy, record company in Bowling Green.
These men will make a big hit with you.
Just like they did, Your Honor, friends still here with us, Lord.
So please, take care of them.
Because someday they will appear in that golden rate of yours.
Men like Jackie Fargo, Mario Moran, Joe and Bill Sky,
Mr. and Mrs. Corska Joe,
Danny Ducig, Pat Malone, Eddie Graham,
Ray Gonco, and oh yes, Lord,
let me stop it for a second
such an interesting list of people he just said
he put someday all these people are going to be dead
and he put Fargo at the top of the list
he said Fargo
Ray Gunkel Eddie Graham so obviously two promoters
at that period of time
Well but here's the thing
that places it even better
because those were the guys
that were
had were or had been
in the recent past
the top baby faces in the Tennessee territory
and in the case of Danny Ducick and Pat Malone
beloved figures in the office behind the scenes and et cetera
so someday they'll call them up but yeah but he put
so that's Gunkle the Gunkle got called up in 72 so I think
this is late 60s off top of my head
yeah what bad luck this record was the same year 72 he goes off the road
and Gunkle dies Eddie Graham
was in and out of the Tennessee territory
when he was first establishing
Florida and really trying to establish
relationships because he not only worked Georgia, but also
he worked Tennessee for Goulos Welch and then later on had a close
relationship with Jerry Jarrett to send him guys from Florida.
So all those names were people, again, that the territory fans
would know at that time.
Mario Milano had just been there, or maybe he was still there when this came out.
He was a major star.
Yes, and he and Jackie Fargo and Mario Milano, they were a big tag team at the Feffer Files.
I found Jackie and Don, and we'll talk about this, the Fargo's, in a future episode
when I have more time to sit down and look at these notes and cross-reference shit.
But Jackie and Don were kind of on the outs in like 64, 65.
He wrote to Feffer and said, use your point.
with buddy fuller.
I want to keep teaming with Mario Milano
instead of Don coming back in.
You don't fuck Don.
But Fargo and Milano were a popular
tag team.
He's pretty big, you know.
So please, please save him some room.
I expect many of our fans
will be there too.
To watch men like Lester Welch,
Horace, Corns,
and Jeanette
and many, many more
in the most
beautiful arena of all
your heaven.
So you see, Lord,
we all know
that someday
we will receive your call.
And oh yes,
please, one more request.
When a champ
Luthas comes by,
please,
treat it with respect.
because if every man were following his footsteps, the world would be a much better place.
And after all, Lord, he knows that you're the greatest champ of all.
This is Len Ross, Lord.
In closing, I would like to say, if I may, please save a saving room of heavenly splendor
for me.
Oh, yeah, don't forget me, it's Lynn Rossi.
Now that I put Thess over, maybe also he'll book me.
Oh, my God.
Jim, is there a territory that the wrestlers or the promoters just they treated Luthes
better than Tennessee, even though he ended up running against Nick Ullis and whatever, 76,
it seems like they held them in such a steam in that territory?
Well, they did.
Part of it was, well, Nick, as much esteem as Nick ever held anybody in or any of the wrestlers,
the world champion was important to them because the NWA was important to Nick.
Whereas, I guess what I'm trying to say is Nick, remember I've talked about,
he had it plastered all over his interview desk and his TV sets and his newspaper ads.
anything, the only sanctioned NWA wrestling
was a big deal for him to be in that club.
Roy, I believe, and maybe later on
Jerry Jarrett Moore had respect for Thess as a wrestler
himself rather than just the representative of the NWA.
Because Jerry Jared always talked about how
when he was a kid seeing these matches,
Thes always came in in a suit with a nice bag,
He looked like the champion.
He carried himself like the champion.
He was a star.
And so Jerry, I think along with probably Roy before,
at a soft spot for Thess,
not only because he was a shooter,
but also because he was a benefit to the business.
But Nick, it was more,
he probably didn't want to pay Thes the money they had to pay him
when he was in W.A. champion.
But he wanted to be part of the club.
And Lord, you see Lou Thess,
just do me a favor, treat him with respect,
because he'll stretch you.
Yeah.
You know what?
The rib of it, all coricome?
She made it another 40 years.
She outlasted all of them.
Well, there was the wrestler's prayer.
We'll talk more about Memphis music again in the future.
How did we, what led to that?
Jimmy Hart, talking about Jimmy Hart songs.
Oh, well, you can't overlook the Memphis music without poo-poo.
But speaking of big events, Brian.
I heard there was a milestone took place recently in the in the world of pro wrestling
and then and the the world in general the world now that he's shaped in his own image it's all
gone to shit Vince McMahon's 80th birthday took place at a big swanky fancy Dan type of location
in New York where they had the limousines and things and people were seen
there were witnesses to the attendees of the birthday party.
Yeah, this became a bit of a story.
A lot of listeners were sending over, you know,
what does Jim think of this?
So why don't we just talk about it now?
August 23rd, Vince McMahon apparently threw himself an 80th birthday.
I don't know if you called that a gala.
What if he threw it for himself?
No, that's sad.
Who else?
Even for a purported headpooper.
That's sad that he would have to think.
throw his own birth, are there no, he's got,
the daughter, the son, the son-in-law, can somebody
toss Vince a little sui-ray? And again, maybe it's not the case,
maybe someone else threw him this really big expensive party,
but, well, certainly his son and daughter had to be seen there, weren't they?
As of, son-in-law, maybe? The various lists I've seen
that list people who were in attendance, no one has cited Triple H
or Stephanie McMahon as being there
No Linda McMahon, obviously.
I don't know about Shane.
I thought I could have saw something with that,
but I don't see it in front of me as I'm looking at them.
Would anybody have recognized Linda?
Or would they have just thought
that it was a figure from the Wax Museum
that had gotten overheated?
You know, there's almost like a whole side story
you could do of like Vince and Linda
is like this international diamond thieves.
Like, they changed their look
and they get on planes
and they have these different looks
every time you see them and they look crazy.
But I thought the idea was when you're trying to change your look
so you don't attract attention,
that you don't change your look to a look that attracts a lot of fucking attention.
Hey, I saw a video of Vince purportedly leaving the party,
and again, it seemed like he was all in the middle of the day,
but it was him shuffling, or maybe it was just him leaving a restaurant,
and he looked awful.
Forget about the shuffle and he can't walk, the hair.
It's now obvious it's a purposeful look.
I mean, it's a choice.
he said give me the Sputnik Monroe
give me this giant flash of
gray hair in the middle of all this
completely black dyed hair
his hair was never that black
when he was young
so it's a choice
by the way
choice right here right now
I have sent you video of the skunk
in my backyard chasing the baby deer
and can you admit right now
that's the biggest goddamn skunk you've ever
seen in your life. No, I just saw the video of Vince leaving this party or walking out to the
I don't mean the two-legged skunks. I mean the four-legged skunks. That was the biggest skunk I've
ever seen. I've never seen a skunk that big. And I chased that deer and didn't you really
have to run that hard. The deer just would turn around and flee. And white from one end to the
other. It's like some kind of mutant skunk. But anyway, back to the other mutant skunk.
And we'll see what we can do by getting some footage up with commentary at some point in the future
of this amazing backyard battle.
But Vince McMahon, 80th birthday party.
Of course, he has the company 14th and I.
No longer a part of WWE,
although still a shareholder,
and I believe it's still like just under 5%.
It may not seem like a lot, but it's a lot.
Here are some of the names that we know we're at his party.
The Undertaker,
as well as WWE legend Michelle McCool.
were at the party.
Well, I'm sure they
came as a matched set.
John Sina,
who seemingly dresses
like Vince now.
He was at the party.
What is he wearing
one of the gangster suits
with the pinstripes and shit?
Or what...
Seen reports that JBL,
as well as Gerald Briscoe
were at this party in New York City.
There was a photo
making the rounds in this photo
from the party, allegedly.
It is Drew McIntyre in a tuxedo,
Seamus, Jerry the King Lawler,
what?
Titus O'Neill and the Ms. and Maurice.
Okay, well, back up,
and I didn't mean to say what,
like Jerry Lawler would never lower himself
to go to Vince McMahon's party.
I didn't know the king was flying all the way
to New York for birthday parties these days.
everybody else, and Titus O'Neill, I didn't know, you know, he was on the Vince's inner circle.
The others don't really surprise me.
Maybe Ms. He's one of the new guys.
No wonder he's had the job for so long.
He mastered the art of Vince kissing years ago.
And by the way, that photo emerged apparently because Jerry Lawler sent it out on social media
and there's a little tag at the bottom that it was almost like part of the photo.
It says 80th.
So people are assuming that must be where it's from.
I have footage here.
But anyway, I was, hold on, I was just going to say that the rest of the guys,
especially Gerald Briscoe, he's been around him with him,
worked for him for 40 years,
and Undertaker and Sina have expressed their, you know, admiration for what he's done for him.
So I'm pretty sure they couldn't say,
nah, man swing going to come to your birthday party
or whoever arranged it.
I'm pretty sure more people
than the fans realized
talk to Vince McMahon all the fucking time.
But here's a footage.
Someone on Twitter named Danny tweeted out.
It is apparently just a van pulling up
and people running out of it.
Midday in Manhattan to go to this party.
Michael Cole, Booker T., Teddy Long,
and Dave Kapoor,
aka Ranjin Singh.
I think that was like a writer.
I don't know who he is under either of those names, to be honest with you.
I think that's like a writer who became a manager, but I could be wrong.
Also, Drew McIntyre was quickly getting on the bus in a bad attempt to avoid being seen.
Now again, we're hearing about these names that were there.
It doesn't mean that names that we're not hearing weren't there.
we brought up Triple H and Stephanie.
We haven't heard that they were there.
We haven't heard that they weren't there.
So they may have snuck in the way some of these people apparently did.
I was I say, you know, Gimini, do you want to be, was it like a crush of people waiting
to assault all of them if they didn't sneak in because they're such massive celebrities
or were they just not wanting to know they went to Vince's birthday party?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
And that's a question I'm going to ask you in a second, but real quick, as a follow-up,
because this was apparently in the paper today,
McMahon cited for reckless driving applies for pretrial program.
Stamford, Vince McMahon,
the co-founder and former CEO of WWE,
applied for a pretrial probationary program
at the arraignment for his reckless driving case Tuesday.
McMahon appeared at State Superior Court in Stamford on Tuesday,
where he applied for the accelerated rehabilitation program.
If granted, McMahon could see the charges against him dismissed.
McMahon's court appearance comes after his July arrest.
In connect, he was arrested?
Did we know that?
Well, he was, no, hold on now.
Hold on now, cowboy.
I think when you're given a citation for whatever the fuck he was,
I don't remember the traffic offense, but going too fast,
being unsafe, whatever.
you are being charged with that.
I don't know whether that may be a misprint
or some mistake in their reporting.
It's technically an arrest, but I don't think he went to jail.
If someone see if there's a mugshot, that's what we need now.
Oh, good happens.
You want to see that after you've seen what he looks like when he's presentable?
McMahon's attorney, Mark Sherman, said the application,
if granted, could give McMahon the chance to guarantee a complete dismissal of the case,
but still allow Vince to convey contrition
and concern for the other drivers,
which is his top priority.
That's a quote.
And it goes into the accident report there,
and notably the crash occurred just hours
before the announcement of Hulk Hogan's death.
He was cited for reckless driving
and following too closely,
resulting in an accident.
He was released on a $500 bond.
He was arrested.
Well, whoa.
Whoa! Now how come nobody said that before, clean out in plain language?
I'm not sure. In an accident report, state police said the crash happened 9.22 a.m. July 24th.
They said McMahon was driving his 2024 Bentley Continental. Wow. In the right lane of the Merritt
Parkway, also known as Route 15, North and Westport, when he collided with the rear of a
23 BMW 430, and then with the median guardrail.
Police said a 2020 Ford Fusion driving on the south side of the highway
hit some debris that had been projected over the center median.
They said that vehicle then collided with the guardrail on the northbound side.
I told you two things.
I told you this is a shit-fucking road, and everybody who responded to our clip on it
said the same thing.
And that was the person that was allegedly the same name as one of the WWF employees going to work.
McMahon is next scheduled to appear in court on October 16th.
So we'll follow up on this story.
But the birthday party.
So released on Bond.
He was on Bond when he had his birthday party.
Well, yeah, but nobody made a big deal out of the way.
We're going to take you in there.
I would love to see video of that.
can we anybody request some kind of body camera footage of cops telling Vince McMahon
that he had to come with them that would be pay-per-view material that's interesting
because I mean you think about the fact that the cop was following him already apparently
looking to pull him over so he was driving like a maniac for a while and you've talked in the past
about his tendency in the best of times to drive like a maniac so he was going to get pulled over
and then this accident happens he was arrested for
That's the part that's, you know, again, we didn't hear that previously.
I mean, are we just dumb, Brian, and we missed this completely?
Or I thought he got ticketed for this stuff and fucking had to go to court and explain himself.
No, he got charged and released on bond.
So he was arrested.
But back to this arresting issue, this party.
Yes.
What do you think?
What kind of bird don't fly?
A, is there any issue in your eyes with people going?
to a party for Vince McMahon considering the charges that are out there. And again, it evolves
people that work for the company and possibly even talent. Should talent shun him?
Should fans have a problem with people who are around Vince McMahon now? Again, if you have a
problem with that, there's a lot of top people in that company talking to them all the time.
Some of us think there's certain people sitting near guerrilla who are only there because
there are Vince's eyes and ears. What do you think of this?
the idea that people have a problem with anyone attending this party.
Well, it's ridiculous because,
God damn it, these are people.
And again, remember,
Titus O'Neill is the one that Vince suspended
for some negligible reason,
and then they had a hoopla and then they made up,
but I didn't know he became like one of the family.
Like, you know, there's Titus O'Neill with Willie Gilsenberg
and Phil Zacko.
but these are people that have worked with him for years
and known him for years that credit him with a lot of what if not everything
that they have and you know i'm saying he didn't shit on their head i'm sorry you know
do you feel if someone has been really good to you for a decades period of your life
do you really want to say no i won't come to your party when you're 80 years
old because you do all kinds of weird shit with other people.
I don't think the fans should be mad at them.
I don't think that the fans should be particularly celebratory over anybody that didn't go.
We don't know who the fuck turned it down or had something else to do that night.
But he's still got to have a goddamn birthday party, even if poor thing has to throw it for
himself.
We don't know that.
We don't know that.
But we have not seen any reports that.
You know, Barry Diller was seen going to this party,
and Dick Ebersol, like, no big players.
It's all just people who would have been around him
backstage at the wrestling events.
These Hollywood people, it's what have you done for me lately?
Now that Vince's face is melting and his voice is gone
and his gate is a shuffle and his head looks like a skunk,
they don't have any time for him.
They used him up, and now they've, well,
Lauren Michael should have been there.
If Lauren Michael should have been there
for all the wonderful things that Vince McMahon did
for 1130 on Saturday nights.
Again, I'm going back to my previous thoughts.
He's either going to start a wrestling company
or try to, there's nothing to purchase.
He's either going to start a wrestling company
if he doesn't buy TNA and I don't think that's going to happen.
I hope it doesn't.
Or he's going to be back on WWETV
once this, you know, Grant case is settled one way or the other.
but he's not he's not disappearing he's not going quietly until he goes
yeah but that doesn't mean the w w is going to let him stand up on the
on the stage and growl at people anymore
i just he and also he's not a
he's not a pleasant television personality anymore
because not only is he regardless of what you think of him even if people still
halfway liked Vince.
You put him on now it's a fucking
downer for anybody that likes him.
Because look at the
state of that. And then
what purpose would he
serve in any positive way?
You know, if he
wasn't on when Hogan
died, then
he ain't going to be on.
That's my belief.
And again, he was upset that he wasn't invited
there, apparently according to that interview we did with
TMZ, but here he is,
mingling with not just people that used to work for him, but a lot of people currently doing stuff
with WWE. We'll see where this all goes, but Vince McMahon, whether it's getting arrested for
crashing his car into some other executive in the morning on the merit, or having a big
birthday spectacular, he certainly is not going away anytime soon. Well, and one thing that
we now know from his own surgically enhanced lips, they didn't invite him.
Because he said, I think I should have been there.
What?
You know, he would have been saying I couldn't be there if it had been up to him or something
like that.
He's sore because they didn't invite him.
And that tells me they don't plan to have him over for dinner anytime soon.
But I could be wrong.
But Brian, all the dagum.
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I guess that's a way to look at it, sure.
If you're going to just have a daily fantasy,
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You know, Jim, this
a Noki thing, there's a lot of listeners
insisting that the thing he yells is
arugato. I don't think it is. Did you
hear that? No, it's
awfully drawn out, but
see now, it's a wonderful digital
audio recording, remastered.
No, no, because
of the emphasis or the
accent or the drava, as they say, is over the second syllable in what he's saying there
rather than agatha.
Yeah, I don't hear it.
Yeah, I ain't.
I still won't play the stupid.
Oh, would you please stop?
All right.
It's not me.
It's Pelican jaw.
All right.
Anyway, we got to update the people, and I was hoping to get a different kind of update
than what we're getting here,
but we want to update to people
on Rampage Jackson's delinquent
felon son,
Roger Jackson.
Well, I don't think you can actually call him a felon.
He hasn't been arrested for anything yet.
Ah, well, okay, then escaped, attempted, wanted felon,
allegedly.
Well, I, maybe should be a felon.
Maybe that would work.
Have that attempted homicidal mayhem attempt her?
Yes.
I don't know.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, you know, whatever the case, it may be.
This fucking guy.
So we're talking about.
We were, I was hoping we would have a update like, yeah, they've arrested this guy
for bashed this other guy's face in.
It caused all this chaos and uproar and turmoil.
A bunch of these, as we did a, of.
discussion of it on the previous show and the clip on YouTube.
A lot of people have chimed in.
A lot of people have heard it.
Almost everybody in this whole thing is subject to some kind of blame,
but anybody with a level head and a take on the real world knows that there was no excuse
for what Raja did once he had a guy down unconscious in front of him.
Have you heard he's been arrested?
Brian by any credible source or even incredible source?
No, I've not heard a single word about any.
I heard that psycho Stu is doing better and he's conscious,
but I haven't heard anything about anything with Roger Jackson, no.
That's what I'm saying.
This story took over the whole goddamn world for a couple of days,
and then it's easier to get the Epstein files than it is to find out what's going on right now.
Nobody else is saying anything.
I've had random people.
that either on Twitter or commenting on the internet say that, oh, everything from Stu's not going to press charges to, I think rampages paid the cops off or whatever, but no reputable source with actual information has said any goddamn thing about what's going to go on from here.
and I am frankly somewhat stumped and dismayed that we don't have since they got to go fund me for his medical bills it's raised 100 grand or whatever but here's I'm not even going to relitigate the incident and again Brian where is it's over 300,000 downloads the clip on YouTube
us talking about the incident, just us,
much less everybody else the world talked about it.
And that's not even counting our podcast numbers.
But is somebody not going to go to Psycho Stu and say,
Mr. Stu, you may have been a goddamn outlaw,
bud show wrestler on the weekends as a veteran to deal with your PTSD,
last week, but now if you simply press charges against this guy that bashed your face in,
then even if the criminal charges don't result in anything past a slap on the wrist or even a
dismissal, the civil charges, the civil suit is going to be much more productive.
There is no jury in the world, whether it was supposed to be.
to be part of a quite unquite fake wrestling match or not,
there is no jury in the world that can see the footage
of what happened in the parking lot with dehydrated alpha
and the whole y'all gang,
in the can on the head,
in the shaking of the hands,
and then the guy sitting in the front row saying,
well, they told me he once,
but I'm going to hit this motherfucker's.
Many times I can't really pull me off of it.
and then him doing exactly that
when then sending the guy with the fucking ambulance
with the teeth and the mouth and the blood
and da-da-da-da-da
case closed as Judge Otto dealer would say
case is closed baby
I don't know how much money
Rampage still has
I don't know what this
moron spawn of his does
for an actual living
but there's
I don't know if there's any insurance companies involved in this
but if Psycho Stu
has one chance in his life
of being a multi-millionaire
and how is this already not in motion, baby?
Because nobody,
much less criminal.
If there's friends of friends or whatever the fuck involved,
there's no, Brian, can you see
a case where a civil jury
would not award this fucking guy
anything he's asking for.
No. In California, no.
How about in Montana?
Anywhere?
No. I saw an interview, I don't know how much you got to see of anything
else, but there was an interview with the cowboy hat guy.
Oh, I watched it too.
And he's trying to wash his hands of the whole thing, too. He's trying to blame just the
promoter and, I guess, the D-Henact guy.
hydrated alpha, as you have called him, which has become a popular nickname very quickly.
He's trying to say it was all him, that he didn't do anything wrong, and he's really upset
about it. He lost his job. But did you get to see any of that? Yes, yes. And I got to say,
what's the name, AJ Manna? I think so, I think. The cowboy. And see, everybody's like,
you know, Brian, they should have done research, Brian and Jim, they don't even know these people's
names. Nobody knows these people's names. They're starting to, you know. They're starting to,
now because they're all a bunch of fucking lunatics.
But I'll say this about the cowboy.
He can cut a promo.
He can cut a promo.
Of course, either that or he's a goddamn raging mental case also.
And in this situation, you're not sure which one.
Maybe both these things can be true.
But he came off like a fucking lunatic that can cut a great promo.
I don't, if he was working for the post office, I'd goddamn start going to UPS.
But yeah, they're all trying to blame.
But there's plenty of blame to go around.
And I am not going to sit here and again relitigate the various cases against everybody
that many are talking about the drinking in the locker room and letting people in and this and that
and the promoter sanctioning it, whatever.
And Rikishi wasn't even there.
But I'm just saying,
that Psycho Stew has one chance in his life
of being a multimillionaire
and I would hate to see him blow it
over somebody.
What do you think they're going to say,
well,
don't press charges or they won't let you wrestle anymore down here.
Oh,
it's my weekends.
What am I going to do?
You know, in this case,
I actually care less about Psycho Sue Sue.
Psycho Stew suing.
How about Sue City Sue?
But more importantly, the idea of charges being filed or an arrest being made because, more importantly, Roger Jackson shouldn't be allowed to just walk around after doing what he did and then running away from it because he knew what he did was wrong.
But you know what?
Here's how I'm thinking we were wrong, Brian, about I don't know whether he should go to prison.
Because let's, in all honesty, it would probably be a short prison sentence.
he might do one of these Dominic Mysterio things.
And he might come out of it and make a fucking profitable gimmick out of it.
And, you know, if he went to the county jail for six months or so,
he could come out, he could do the whole Dominic Mysterio thing.
You know what would be worse punishment?
Worse punishment for him?
Because what was this whole thing about?
his father apparently from what everybody's saying in all the comments that follow these people
and their various lives and activities making coleslaw and taking a shit
his father brow beats him verbally treats him like shit and hasn't been a good parent
and this guy he's a fucking wannabe MMA fighter that already got a concussion and sparring
good Lord, hopefully
they'll wrap him in bubble wrap next time
so he's already soft
and then he took the cheap shots
here as we know he's a pussy
instead of glorifying him sending him to prison
what about if all of the people
that heard about this whole incident
like I said there was over 300,000
of just our clip on YouTube
and then plus the podcast numbers
and everybody else talked about this
so millions and millions.
watched indie match ever, you could say.
What about if everybody, for the rest of this kid, Roger Jackson's life, every time
they saw him coming, they say, hey, look at there.
There's bitch Jackson.
Because that's what he was all upset about.
And they ain't going to be like a bitch.
They can call me like a bit.
Well, from now on, just laugh at him.
The big pussy that he is, that he has to beat up unconscious people.
Hey, bitch, how you doing?
And smile at him.
if he goes into post office or he goes in a restaurant or he goes in the fucking gas station or whatever
hey it's bitch how you doing bitchy for the rest of his life that would drive him out of his mind
and i don't know how the it works with the what do they call these things the twitches and the kicks
that he was what streaming on i don't know what platform he was streaming on but twitch is a i don't know
that kicks, but Twitch is the streaming service, yes.
Well, whatever they are, or the, you know, I don't know how Facebook works and all the
twitters that they do and the Instagram and telegram and whatever, you start calling
him bitch Jackson.
Hey, bitch, that will send this fucking guy up a goddamn telephone pole.
And since Quentin Rampage Jackson is a great fighter, Hall of Fame fighters,
We can't call him a bitch, but since he has spawned a little bitch,
then he becomes the bitch father.
Because he's a better fighter than he is a father because he fucked up because of this kid.
How many times you think Quentin Rampage Jackson wants to be called the bitch father,
then he'll go to a bitch Jackson and say,
you dumb, stupid motherfucker, you've ruined our goddamn lives with your fucking idiot shit.
so all the wrestling fans could get together and wage a bitch campaign against the bitch
Jackson's well apparently they'll get to see him he's booked for some show apparently allegedly
exactly danger pro wrestling this we heard this right before we were starting to record this
program i've never heard of danger danger danger it wasn't a wait a minute that was a fucking
band, right? Danger, danger?
Maybe, yeah. But they didn't have anything to do with wrestling.
Danger, danger, high voltage. That's a song.
Well, there you go. One of those things.
Where are these people from and what do they do?
And they are apparently alleging that they are bringing Roger Jackson to their event
to do what remains to be seen. But the first of the low lives comes out from under
a rock. Yeah, and there's no date
attached. They put up a image coming
soon to Danger Pro Wrestling, Roger
Jackson, in a bold
move, they're writing this about
themselves, in a bold move
in the pro wrestling company, Danger
Pro, books now
infamous son of Rampage Jackson,
Roger Jackson,
for upcoming appearance
at their event.
That's the way it's phrased there.
No event is listed. Stay tuned for
opponent and date. All dates are
currently listed on our event bright, San Diego.
So apparently this is Southern California.
Here's another show of theirs.
Dirty Ron presents.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No.
We can't talk about that line of videos.
I've seen a bunch of those.
Dirty Ron's videos.
No.
Dirty Ron presents Devil's Night of Death Matches,
tribute to Saboo.
Oh, good Lord.
All death.
matches only...
All the time.
Only 80 tickets.
October 31st.
Oh, wait a minute. Only 80
tickets or only 80 tickets left?
It says only 80 tickets.
On their image. They put that there.
It wasn't something I made up.
Door 7.30, all ages
before 10 p.m.
7.30 to 10 p.m. wrestling.
There'll also be a costume contest
for a cash prize.
Trying to see anything else here.
There's another show.
Danger 727-24, so apparently this was over a year ago.
Oh, it says here, happy one-year anniversary to Danger Pro.
42 shows in 52 weeks.
Not bad.
Hashtag San Diego, Costa Mesa.
Wait a minute.
42 shows in a year, but in a building that holds 80 people.
What do you think the profit margin is here?
I'm not sure.
Here's another one of their shows, live pro wrestling.
all death matches
and is that the Necro Butcher?
And yeah, oh, they have the Necro Butcher
for the Dirty Ron's Devil's Night of Death Matches,
only 80 tickets, Necro Butcher
will be there on the show. Also, Damien
I thought, wait a minute, hold on, I thought he retired 15 years ago.
No, I had heard that he was doing some stuff not too long ago.
So I knew he was doing something, but I didn't realize
he was working for Danger Pro
in front of 80 people in San Diego.
Damien 666.
Lucha legend, apparently he's working for them.
Beastia 666.
So they're really getting all the 666.
Wait a minute. Shouldn't there be heat
between the Beastia 666 and the Damien 666 over the gimmick?
Are they a team?
I am not sure.
It seems like they use a lot of...
Well, if these aren't luchadors,
is there people who dress like luchadors?
Well, I was about to say this also.
Nick Goulis used to book the fucking interns
in three different towns on the same night
and just send the real ones to the town
that had the best advance.
So apparently this is Dirty Ron.
It says, because it's a happy birthday thing,
Dirty Ron McDonald,
and he's dressed like an evil Ronald McDonald
in terms of face paint, I guess.
So he must be one of the head honchos
at Danger Pro.
quickly, if you want to go see this show,
there may only be 80 tickets.
You better hurry up quick and get those tickets.
We'll see what happens.
What do you think of the idea of someone booking them?
The idea of someone booking him and wrestlers being okay with that.
Well, we have no evidence that any of these people on these shows
are actually real wrestlers that work anywhere else
or are goddamn affiliated with anything otherwise
and Dirty Ron's Wet Dream or whatever this is.
Bar wrestling. Bar wrestling. That's what this is.
Is it even that dignified?
But nevertheless, I think it would be ridiculous to book this fucking guy
on anything that alleges themselves to be professional wrestling,
trying to draw fans of professional wrestling,
not garbage death match or not drunken bums in a bar,
or not as part of a whole goddamn spectacle of lunacy.
For anybody that's actually in the wrestling business,
no, I think it would be ridiculous,
and I think the fans would, if they won't tolerate Joey Ryan,
how are they going to tolerate this fucking guy?
At least Ryan never attempted to murder anybody.
He wouldn't have been able to accomplish it to begin with,
but he never tried.
So how the fuck do you think wrestling fans on any type of legitimate show would, you know, take this?
No.
It's Jackson.
If Vince McMahon could get arrested for that car accident on the Merritt Parkway, you would think Roger Jackson get arrested for attempting to murder someone on video in front of a live crowd.
It's crazy that nothing's happened.
We'll see what happens there.
You brought up Joey Ryan.
We haven't talked about this.
Did you see that a few weeks?
he got booked for a show in Portland.
Yes.
And then people went completely crazy.
I believe there was even like a gun thread or something or a bomb threat.
I forget exactly what it was.
It was like a nutty thing.
They immediately canceled the appearance.
As you could expect what happened.
And it turns out Joey Ryan now has a vlog.
That's still a term that some people use apparently about cancel culture.
And if cancel culture is really justice,
this guy who tried as hard as he could to get you canceled.
Funny enough, back in the day,
he has a problem with cancel culture because it came after several women
came out with accusations against him.
Any thoughts on a purported, attempted comeback,
and that he's still out there doing something?
Well, again, it was poorly thought out.
He convinced some promoter that was either friendly
to him or friendly to the idea of
this might work, this might work.
And they advertised him for a show in Portland
and there's apparently
a infighting
in the independent promotion
of wrestling business in Portland
between various groups
and
everybody said, no, we don't want to see this
fucking guy and he got again
bad backlash and it was
canceled, but there's other drama and intrigue that I have honestly not cared enough
to pay attention to as far as the one promoter was telling the other promoter, well,
God damn, you're trying to put me out of business and et cetera.
Mike Rogers, where are you?
This is like perfect for Ring Around the Northwest.
This is the kind of stuff we read for.
Yes, just put it on the mimeograph machine and send it down.
But any of it, nevertheless, no, you know, nobody wants to.
to see Joey Ryan. I'm surprised anybody
wanted to see him and the amount of people
that wanted to see him was overblown
back in the old days before everybody found out
what a creepy was.
And, you know, by the way,
after five years,
everybody found out that
all the people that was saying I was a fucking creep
of all that turned out to be creeps.
But nobody wants to see him
and it ain't going to work. I don't know why anybody's
fucking trying. Well, here's a quote.
This was in writing, maybe
Facebook or something, the promoter of Portland wrestling, and I'm not even sure who that is or what
they do. Someone said, I don't think Joey Ryan was ever booked. You were just testing the waters. And the
guy said, no, he definitely was. But at least I got the money back, minus like 12 bucks. My first
three choices were unavailable. So I started going down the list of potential guys that were on the
West Coast, available, and reasonably priced. I see now that my
capacity for forgiveness is infinitely greater than the rest of the American wrestling scene,
which I have learned from through this experience.
So it's everyone else's fault for not forgiving Joey Ryan for alleged sexual assault
stories that came out about him.
Well, I just...
After he was the dick wrestler, it's not even getting into the actual work and his gimmick to do.
Well, yeah, I'd forgive him for that before I'd forgive him for just the bad wrestling
hysteria that he caused for two or three years amongst the indie lunatics with the rest of their
fucking simpleton favorites. But there you have it. But you know what we need to do now, Brian,
we need to switch a few gears because there is a brand new book coming out and it's about the
life of Gorilla Monsoon who the vast amount of our audience knows as the announcer and the
namesake of the guerrilla position, et cetera, et cetera, but who not only was an incredible pro wrestler,
but at one time was one of the highest paid and most powerful people behind the scenes in the
World Wide Wrestling Federation, the WWF, and then as an extension in wrestling in general.
And we had an opportunity to get the author of the new book, Irresistible Force, the Life of
Marilla monsoon, none other than Brian Solomon. He's a member of the Arcadian Vanguard
network of correspondence as well as a great author. He did Blood and Fire on the Sheik,
now Irresistible Force. We had him phone in an interview with me not even 24 hours ago,
and we're going to go to that as soon as you tell me that the Wayback Machine is prepped
and we can make the seamless transition.
Well, I didn't say anything about seamless.
I mean, the wayback machine's ready,
but let's now go, Jim,
through the pleasures and wonders of technology and time
to your conversation with Brian Solomon.
All right, folks, on the hotline,
we have none other than the author of the brand new book,
Irresistible Force.
It's the life of Gorilla Monsoon
and the man who covered it
and wrote it as well as being a correspondent
in the Arcadian Vanguard universe, and, well, he's connected with a lot of people.
It's Brian Solomon, everybody. Brian, thank you for being on the program.
Thanks for having me back, Jim. I'm glad to be here, as always, as you know.
Well, it's good to see your back, especially after seeing your front.
That's an old Jerry Lawler line. I'm sorry, but, um, but no, the, I guess the reason
why that I'm especially impressed with the book that you've written is because it hit me,
not very long into it, how overlooked guerrilla monsoon is in relation to his importance,
not only the business at one time he was one of the most powerful men in the business,
behind the scenes, but also the contribution he made to what became the modern day WWF
and how some things may have not have been the same without him.
and he's overlooked and this biography sets that straight,
but you almost have to introduce the fans
to get them into this book as to who Gorilla was
and why he was so important,
because the home video era came in right at the tail end of his career,
so in ring, a lot of people are like, well,
they don't realize how great he was.
and because he spent almost his entire career in the Northeast
in the days of the territories,
you read about him,
but almost nobody in the rest of the country ever saw him.
That, to me, is why a lot of guys, even in the business today,
don't understand what a big deal, guerrilla monsoon was.
Yeah, you know, and that's the reason,
one of the main reasons I wanted to do the book,
because as we all know,
when you think of him today, especially people of a certain age, all we think of is the friendly
announcer guy in the frilly tuxedo. And that's great. That's an important part of who he was.
And he kind of narrated a lot of our wrestling memories and things. But there's so much more
under the surface. And I started to try to understand why there had never been anything done.
That was one of the things. I thought, how come there's never been a book? There's never been a
documentary. I almost feel like even
WWE doesn't really
obviously if you watch their
documentaries and their shows and their things
you always hear his voice
on the narration of all the old clips
but they don't really
even do much with him
anymore as a historic
figure. So I kind of want
as far down the
well as they have plumbed
and as much as they have
gone into repetition you would think
we'd have got one good
hour on Gorilla Monsoon, who was a partner to company for so many years.
And that's the thing. People don't really know that. You know, they don't know that part.
Like you mentioned the wrestling stuff, how there's not a lot of video. And unfortunately,
the video that there is of him as a wrestler is really from the later part of his career. And I think
that's why sometimes he gets a bad reputation as really being not a great worker or just
kind of boring and dull in the ring. And I explain a lot of that in the book how his best stuff
when he was a physical athletic phenomenon, which he was, is really before video. There's not
a single Gorilla Monsoon versus Bruno San Martino match or even a segment of one of their
matches that you can watch. So it's like this weird archaeology you have to do. The only way you
could see him in his prime is there's some stuff from Japan. Same thing with the Sheik, how they, you know,
they did a much better job preserving their footage over there.
You can get a glimpse of it.
But I devoted really the first half of this book is all the wrestling years,
the years before he was an announcer.
Well, yeah, because, again, if people do know the name Gorilla Monsoon in the modern era,
oh, the announcer with Bobby Heed and blah, blah, blah.
And, you know, and he was great in that role and was well known by the national television audience.
but nobody understands why in the in you know a 1980 Madison Square Garden you know a card
there'll be gorilla monsoon in the ring and he's out of shape and he looks uh eh and and the
people are going ballistic there they remembered it had only been 15 years he was like you know
in the in the pantheon of immortals and you'd be watching in Dallas Texas or Kansas city going
what the fuck is happening.
But he also didn't
he didn't push himself down people's throats
in terms of
nobody wanted to see him up there on the cards.
In a lot of cases,
he was working on a card
where he would be the office representative
and they'd put him in a feature match
because his name sold tickets
or they'd put him in the garden
in the six man or whatever
or to get a upcoming heel
over because he still sold tickets.
But you wouldn't understand that unless you were in that territory at the time.
Right. He might be a semi-main event or like you said, somebody that is getting the heel
ready for Backland or for Bruno, whoever the case may be, or maybe beating them on the,
when they're on their way down, that kind of a thing. But you're right, he had a history there
that if you think about it, if you're a fan in the 70s, late 70s, mid-7s, mid-7s,
whatever, you definitely remember, or at least you know people who do when he was really in his prime.
And I talk about in the book how he kind of earned the respect of fans by being such an important
figure in the 60s. I mean, he was really the WWE, whatever the company was known as over the years,
their first monster heel. I mean, that's a really important, because that company is known for
monster heels. And he was the first one. He was the first homegrown, created monster heel. And he went
through the whole transformation of, you know, winning the fans over, which was rare in those days. It
wasn't something that happened every week on television like it does today where good guys turn
bad, bad guys turned good. It was a very, very big deal. This guy who was an absolute monster
turned into one of the most beloved, well-spoken, charismatic figures,
you know, of course, with no explanation because that's wrestling.
It was like a New Jersey version of Fritz von Erick in Dallas.
All of a sudden, he's a German, but, you know, he's home,
and he just, do they accept it?
Yeah, they got to the point where they just kind of gave up.
They would introduce him as the all-Asiatic champion
from Willingboro, New Jersey.
That's for real.
But that's a going back even further,
you mentioned what an athletic freakie was.
He was a legitimate amateur wrestler in school
and wrestled at a high level all the way through college.
And was a, even though he was big, he wasn't,
he was one of those guys that was big.
and still in shape and still mobile, et cetera, in the early years.
And it didn't take, you know, much time with a guy like that
who also we would find out, had the intelligence,
had the aptitude for the business of wrestling.
You know, he gets trained, he gets, you know,
the minor pushes in western New York and et cetera.
but by the time he's guerrilla monsoon
and he's selling all those tickets
in all those buildings in the Northeast,
he's impressing on
Vince Sr. Zaco, Gilsenberg,
all those guys that were involved in those days,
hey, this kid is smart
and he's smart to the business
and he's dependable.
You know, I've always said,
the boys can't work themselves into ownership,
ship anymore.
And Gorilla did it in the same place he really got started, never had to leave.
And at one time was one of the highest paid guys to business.
Yeah, he really won them over.
It was a combination of, obviously, he was a great draw in his prime, and he could really
work, and he had great matches with everybody.
And like you said, he was a great athlete and an NCAA heavyweight finalist.
AAU, he was a standby member of the team, almost made it to the 1960 Olympics.
I'm not going to say he was one of the absolute greatest amateur wrestlers to ever turn pro.
I don't quite know if I put him in that class, but he was very, very good.
And it helped that he was huge.
And then when he got into wrestling, and like you said, you know, this was a time when a lot of those guys did not have a lot of education.
And a lot of them were not very, you know, their main.
ambition was just where their next meal was going to come from.
They were smart from the carnivals instead of the universities.
They were street smart.
And so they looked at somebody like guerrilla and they saw potential there.
He had so many things together.
He was very imposing physically.
So he wasn't somebody anybody was going to mess with.
He was very smart about the business.
He was well educated.
He was well liked.
That's important too. He was well liked and respected. And so when I talk about the transition in the book where they start to look at him as somebody who could be a partner and could be part of the office, that's really how it goes. And he's 32 years old when that happens. I'm thinking in my head. Yep, 32 years old. And they cut him in for what was at the time 25% ownership. Well, now hold on. Let's not bury the lead.
Explain to the folks who they were.
Gorilla's 32.
That's in what year?
1969.
Okay.
69.
He spent the previous, about five years or so,
as the phenomenon that he was in the ring for him at the time,
and he's generated him a lot of business,
but who are the partners at the time?
And exactly how did that go down?
So he came first to Capitol Wrestling,
the Worldwide Wrestling, in the summer of 1963.
and basically he was plugged in as a replacement for Buddy Rogers to be the top heel,
the top threat to Bruno because Rogers had been flaking out and making all these money demands
and he had health issues and Vince had a lot of buyer's remorse about dealing with him.
And so they brought in this kid who was a rookie practically and had a lot of the tools that
they wanted.
and he was there, he took a brief trip out to California in 6566 for about a year just to freshen himself up and came back.
But pretty much he was there all through the 60s in the Northeast.
And by the time you get, so at that time in the 60s, the Capital Wrestling Corporation is 50% Vince McMahon Senior, Vincent James McMahon and 50% Tutsmont.
So in 1969, Tuts is looking to retire.
That's what happened, basically.
And he's looking to sell his 50% share.
Now, what the original thinking was that they were going to give the other half to Bruno.
And that's in the book, too, where they wanted to do that whole deal, like where the top star would be, you know, like a Jerry Lawler thing.
And Bruno was a little, you know, he held.
all those guys at arm's length. And he wanted lawyers involved and accountants involved. And they said,
no, no, no, no, that's not how we're going to do this. That doesn't work that way. And he said,
well, then I'm not going to take the deal. I don't want to be in bed with you guys. He didn't trust
them as far as he could throw them, even from the beginning. You know, that that whole animosity
with him and the McMahon family goes back to the beginning. It wasn't just something that started with
junior. So basically, they were looking around and they decided they were going to give, they were going to
split it. So they wound up giving half of Mont's shares to Phil Zaco, who had been this loyal promoter
for them going back to the 50s. He was, you know, a dinosaur even then. And they trusted him.
He ran a lot of their TVs and things. And he was the front man, basically, because Vince McMahon would
not be listed as the owner and all this. So you'd have Gilsenberg, who was never a part owner,
by the way, and you'd have Zaco. So they decided they were going to give Zacko half of it. And the
other half at Bruno's suggestion, partly, I mean, I think they would have to have agreed with it,
was to go to Gino, to Gorilla Monsoon. And that happened in the summer of 69, where they made him
this offer. And it happened. I actually got my hands on the paperwork. It's not reprinted in the
book, but it's described in the book. And the deal was made on the very same day of the television
taping where they turned him baby face.
You can't have these crazy wild men from Manchuria, you know, showing up at the office.
But was the amount recorded?
Yes.
Yes, it's in there.
I'm trying to think off the top of my head, I believe they each paid $24,000, something in that range.
$24,000.
For 25% each of what would later become the modern day WWE.
Yes.
So the company that's now worth like whatever it is, $10 billion, a quarter of that company
in 1969 would set you back about 25 grand.
And he, so he and Zako had a deal with Tutsmont where they were going to send him a monthly
check for like 10.
10 years of whatever it came out to, a few hundred dollars a month.
And Tutsmont died in 1976.
And my understanding is they continued to send those checks to his widow to Alma, I think her name is Alma or Alva.
I think you're something along those lines.
Because he retired and went to St. Louis.
One of the reasons he was getting old and also his mother-in-law was very sick.
I can't imagine.
I think he had a very young wife.
That's what it was.
And his mother-in-law was very sick, and they went back to St. Louis to take care of her,
and they continued to get these checks.
The ironic thing is that would mean that they wouldn't finish paying it off until 1979.
And then it's just three years later that they all get bought out by Vince Jr.
And they're still paying Tuts his winner.
And by the way, even 25 grand in 1970, even with the inflation calculator, which I don't have in front of me,
but I can do some of it in my head at this point.
That's barely 100 grand, if that, in today's money.
Right.
And I know I'm jumping ahead, but Vince Jr., when he bought it from them,
the total was something like 7.5-something million.
That's what he paid for the whole thing.
And I think he made his money back.
Oh, yeah.
But that's the thing with Gorilla.
and we told the story
and he was known for
Gorilla Monsoon
even when he was the
WWF president
and just, you know,
at catering,
you go up to him,
he would have a roll of bills.
He'd have $10,000 in cash
on him in his pocket.
And you would add,
a gorilla,
what do you got?
Well, I might need to buy something.
He was,
at that point in time
when he not only was still
a main event wrestler in 1969,
but was,
25% owner of the company, over the next 10 years, good Lord, he was one of the highest
paid, you can say the promoters made more, some promoters made more than in their
territories than maybe he is 25%, but as a wrestler still, he was one of the highest paid
wrestlers in a business. Yeah, he was definitely in the same rarefied era as somebody like a
Bruno. I mean, he definitely wasn't making Bruno money as a wrestler, but he was in the six-figure
range. As far as I was able to determine, the thing about it, the irony of what he did was when the
whole deal happened with Vince Jr. And one of the things I get into in the book is how that was not
the most harmonious. It wasn't like some sweet passing of the torch that I think were sometimes
led to believe.
Yeah.
And Gorilla was not in favor of it.
And I didn't realize to what degree.
And, you know, I talked to his family.
I talked to people that were close to him.
And the reason he got such a sweetheart deal is because they had to make him happy.
Otherwise, he would have fought it.
Like, you know, Arne, Skolin, bless him, would have went along with anything they wanted to do.
Yeah.
And Vince getting his dad on his side, you know, it's his dad.
So he was able to kind of get him on his side.
And Zaco was very, very old and just wanted out.
So he really didn't care.
Gorilla would have been the obstacle.
And they had to do everything in their power to make him happy.
But still it was a bittersweet thing because he was making, let me put it this way,
at the height of his earning in his announcer years, he was making the best money of his career.
He certainly was because of the deal he had set up.
But he knew that he wasn't.
making anywhere near what he would have been making if he'd been allowed to hold on to his
percentage of the ownership.
Yes.
So you had to sort of balance those two things of, well, I'm doing the best that I've ever
done, but wow, I could be doing a whole lot better.
I mean, well, and he didn't have full confidence in, you know, at the early point when all this
was first going on that Vince Jr., Vincent Kennedy McMahon, may necessarily be able to pull
us off. It wasn't like he was, you know, a full-throated endorsement. Oh, Vince is, he's, he's the genius at that point.
Right. And I think people have to remember that because now we have this picture of Vince. Well, I mean, now we have a
very different picture of Vince. I don't want to think about it. If you've got pictures of Vince,
call Stephen P. New. But the, the image he's created for himself and, you know, the post-1985 Vince or whatever,
as this mastermind and brilliant promoter and everything.
That was not how he was viewed in the business.
I mean, when you think about, I'm talking about before that,
when you think about promoter's sons, right?
I mean, historically, in wrestling,
they're not that well regarded usually.
People like Captain Ed George, right, who I, you know, from my last book.
George Goulis, right.
It's sort of like somebody that you have to just put up with
because they're the boss's son.
and you got to humor them.
And that is also how Vince was viewed.
He was not really a success.
He had failed at many things before that.
He was always coming to his dad and all of them for money.
He was struggling.
He had very young children.
And so it was a very dicey proposition.
He also got a sweetheart deal himself
because when Vince Sr. was looking to sell,
there were other interested parties.
And it's pretty much a guarantee that the deal that his son got,
was a much better deal than anybody else would have gotten.
They just kept running the business and Vince Jr. paid Vince Sr. out of the money from the gates.
And nothing changed. And they gave him every grace period imaginable. So like when the sale first happened,
and this is something I think that gets misunderstood a lot, it was June 1982 when they actually
sat down and signed the papers and everything. But the sale itself was not completed for a year.
So Vince Jr.
and that's why things don't really get moving on that national expansion until late 83,
because it took a year for everything to be solidified.
They had to make sure that he really had the money.
And the thing was in June of 83, a year later, they still didn't have all of it.
And they needed, there was like a month's grace period that was built into the deal.
And they gave him one more month.
And miraculously, somehow he managed to come up with the rest of it.
that month. And he was always, and I will say this, he was very grateful in the end. And it's another
reason why I think he was loyal to guys like Gorilla and Arnie, because they gave him that leeway.
They didn't call in, you know, the loans. They didn't say, well, the deal's up. They actually
gave him the benefit of the doubt. And so there was the loyalty there. Well, there was also an element
with Arnold Scholan, with, well, the agents that were there for quite some time, those specific
people, Vince Jr. could say to himself, well, I'm taking care of my dad's guys like he wanted me to
while he had completely put all of his dad's associates out of business across the rest of the
country. Right. Right. So it's kind of a trade-off for him. Yeah. And also, I got the sense of this,
and this is something that I didn't see talked about a lot is there really was a lot of
of doubt and cynicism among all those old timers.
You know, all those people that we see as the ones that were the true loyalists,
the Blassies, the, well, certainly Albano.
I mean, he blew himself up there.
But all those guys, Skoland and Monsoon, they were very, very skeptical of Vince Jr.,
very skeptical.
They still saw him as a kid, and they kind of just went along with things in a lot of ways because they didn't want to rock the boat.
But there was always that skepticism there.
Like even from talking to his family, you definitely get a sense.
I'm talking about Gorilla's family.
Yeah.
That there was a lot of unspoken things, a lot of like, we better keep our mouth shut.
We don't want to ruin a good thing here, that kind of a thing.
And, like, you know, one of the things that's always a stand out to me is,
They all still, especially Gorilla, they all still call him Vinny and Jr. and things like that.
It's almost like their way of keeping him in his place.
And that was one thing I found out about Gorilla was that he insisted, especially privately when they weren't on camera, he always called him Vinny or Junior or Vinny Jr.
They would, I think they did that sort of thing on purpose.
Well, at the time in the early 80s, you know, Vince Jr. had been the announcer and, you know, he looked good in the suits and et cetera.
And he had, as you said, been given a number of opportunities and chances.
But gorilla through the 70s in the locker room behind the scenes, whether he was Booker or whether he was the, what do they call it now, the younger generation?
locker room leader, the undertaker, the guy that would settle disputes, or I'm not talking about
taking somebody to the gym and stretching them, sit guys down, keep order in the locker room,
be the leader, be the figure that's respected. They knew he was a part owner, but also if he
told you to do something, even if you were a wrestler, he was an intimidating son of a gun in those
days and you did it.
And he had been integral because all the rest of the office at that time were,
you know, Vince Sr. was not, he was the boss, but he wasn't, you know, imposing in the,
in the way that he would come in the locker room and start telling everybody what to do.
He had the smoother approach.
And then, you know, was Phil Zaco going to come in, hey, do this.
do that. No, Gorilla was the guy that held the company together with the talent.
Yeah, that's exactly right. And the approach of the father and son, McMahon's, couldn't have been
more different. I mean, everything that I have always learned was that he was a very hands-off
kind of broad strokes kind of guy. Like he trusted other people to do their jobs. He would kind
put his head together with Bruno and they would kind of book the top feuds and things. And
Gorilla was involved in that as well. But he really just kind of hold himself up in his office at
the garden and just held court, basically, and trusted other people to do their job. And when you
had somebody like Gino in there, you could trust him to do the job. And one of the things that's
so interesting is he was so imposing and so, and respected, I don't want to just make it sound like
people were just terrified of him, that he really was rarely, if ever, actually tested.
Like, nobody even tried.
Yeah.
You know, one of the only times, in fact, which comes up in the book because it's so rare
was all the stuff with Brewzer Brody.
And that, well, that I was just going to say, and you can recount the story, but that's
so ironic given both guys' connection to Puerto Rico, but go ahead.
That's true.
And that is such a strange.
It's like one of wrestling's odd coincidences in a way.
I don't think there's a connection other than a coincidence because one of Brody's
first big programs.
In fact, where he got the name was in the Worldwide Wrestling Federation in the mid-70s
when they were prepping him to be Frank Goodish to be an opponent for Bruno.
Right.
And of course, they gave him one of their big Irish, everybody had to have an Irish name.
I mean, he named Black Jack Mulligan.
Al-Kogah. He just loved the Irish names. And so, but the thing about it was that Brody, I'm not the first one to say this, could be a very difficult wrestler to deal with. And, you know, he could be not only outside the ring, but even inside the ring. He could be sometimes kind of a bully in the ring and maybe not always do what they wanted him to do. And you know what? He committed the cardinal sin that a wrestler can commit, which is putting your own
needs first, right? Because, you know, they always want you to not do that so that you can kind of go
with the flow. And Gorilla, as likable as he was and as competent as he was, he was,
he was also a company guy. And his attitude towards the business was the opposite. He was very
smart about the business. But he thought of it more as, quote unquote, for the good of the
business. He was one of those guys who really thought about not just himself. And I really do believe
that, but the business itself and especially the company. And so someone like Brody is kind of like
your worst nightmare, a person like that to come in there. And so their relationship was very tense.
I tried my best to get to the bottom of it. It's, you know, it's murky. It's murky. I had to go by
some people who had firsthand accounts. I talked to Kevin Sullivan about it. He was one of the first people
I interviewed because he was there in the locker room in Worcester, Massachusetts, where,
which was the first time that Jose Gonzalez and Brody had wrestled.
And when he kind of roughed him up and there was a big fight in the locker room and
Gorilla had to get involved to break it up.
So I was going by these kind of secondhand accounts and things like that to determine how bad it had been.
But I think it's very telling that Brody never came back.
They kind of made their money with him and then he never came back.
But the Puerto Rico connection is really insane because as some people,
people may know, Gorilla Monsoon owned part of Puerto Rico, the, what's now WWC.
He owned 10% of it.
And if you can't explain the World Wrestling Council, Carlos Colon, as people, they joined one
to the other in most wrestling fans' minds, but it was started in the early 70s.
And it was one of the later additions to the territories.
and guerrilla through a few different contacts had connections and was able to help out pretty much near the start of it, correct?
Yeah, that's right, because Puerto Rico had before Carlos Colon, it had sort of been a satellite of Florida a lot of times.
So Eddie Graham would run occasionally there.
And that is how the capital, WWWF people got plugged into it because they were very close to Eddie Graham.
So when the deal was being made of, you know, Eddie Graham is going to kind of give his blessing to Carlos Colon that, you know, you can, Puerto Rico is yours, people like Vince Sr. and Gorilla were involved in all of that because they all moved in the same circles. And so it got onto Gorilla's radar. You know, it's this wonderful place. The weather's beautiful. They have, they have casinos everywhere, which is like, you know, that's like music to his ears. You can go on vacation there and, oh, great.
And not only that, but he also had a close working relationship with a lot of the Latino wrestlers, even predating that.
If you talk to people like Johnny Rods and Pete Sanchez and all those guys, they adored him.
So it was like he was a natural liaison.
He could bring some of those guys from New York down to Puerto Rico.
He could bring some of the Puerto Rico wrestlers up to New York, which he did.
And also he was smart enough to realize, whereas Eddie Graham and the Florida office was running it as a spot show.
maybe guys could go over and spend a couple of days or whatever.
They,
a homegrown territory,
they'd never done big business.
Their big business was in Florida,
and that was a spot show for them.
But a homegrown territory with native talent on the island with local television was a gold mine.
That's right.
Their business was off the charts.
I mean,
the hunger for wrestling in Puerto Rico was,
you know, unlimited. I mean, it was on fire. And that's how Carlos Colon, I mean, Carlos Colon had been
basically an enhancement guy in New York. He had not been, and he turned himself into, you know, a major,
major deal because that area, that region was starved for big wrestling. And to have its own wrestling
organization was huge. It was really the first time in modern times that had happened.
And they're running ballparks and guerrillas got 10.
percent. And the way he got it was the original ownership was Cologne, Victor Jovica, and Victor Jovica's
brother, for some reason. And Jovica's brother sold his shares, his 10 percent to Gorilla. And the
thing about the Brody connection is, you know, a lot of people think, and I dispel this in the book,
and I'm not afraid to give this away because there's tons of great stuff in the book. But
this whole kind of ridiculous idea that.
that Gorilla didn't like Brody and, you know,
Gorilla owned a part of Puerto Rico.
So connect the dots, blah, blah, blah.
Absolute nonsense.
Absolute nonsense.
But what happened was the 10% that Gorilla owned,
he no longer owned at the time that any of that stuff happened
with Brody and Jose Gonzalez and Puerto Rico.
He had been out of it for years.
In fact, he gave his 10%,
and I believe he gifted it.
I don't even think he sold it.
He gave it to Victor Quinoes.
Little Victor.
Yes.
And Victor Quinoes supposedly, allegedly,
was in talks to sell that 10% to Brody.
And of course, something like that made Jose Gonzalez go through the roof.
Because not now he'd be stuck with this guy.
We hated.
And now he might even be his boss.
So it was all kind of connected in this weird.
way. But, you know, I get into the book about how guerrilla found out about what had happened
down there when Brody was killed, how, you know, Victor called him, and it was this whole thing,
and how absolutely devastated he was. And I want to make that clear, because it's one thing
to not like somebody for professional reasons and to think they're a pain in the ass. It's
quite another thing to want them dead. And I think people who make that connection are just being
ridiculous and there's absolutely no factual basis for that at all.
Well, obviously, and that's the thing is people are always trying to, if they see a coincidence,
then they're trying to, you know, tell the backstory.
But also you give some detail in the book on Gorilla's relationship where you mentioned
him, Victor Quinona's, and I said a little Victor because that was the way that they were known
in the days where there were sort of like I got two Bryans on a show.
Solomon and last, in the days where there was a Victor Jovika and a Victor Quinona's in the office,
little Victor was to differentiate from Jovica, and he was like a surrogate son for years and years to gorilla.
He was, and I want to emphasize that word surrogate, because if there's no other purpose that this book serves, if I could...
Oh, yeah, good Lord, yeah, okay, yeah, get that out of the way now.
I want to get it out of the way because I actually, I know you read the book, I actually stopped the whole narrative of the book just to address this thing because it is one of the most persistent and stubborn urban legends in the history of wrestling.
I've even confronted people who repeated as fact and you discover that their basis for that is really nothing.
It's just everybody, okay, so I guess I'll just spell it out.
Yes.
The rumor that Victor Quinoez was some type of illegitimate love child or something of Gorilla
Monsoon is false.
And I debunk it very thoroughly in the book in a lot of different ways.
One thing I'll just say.
Amazingly enough with facts.
Hey, imagine.
You ever heard of those?
Yeah.
Well, here's a big one.
And I'm not saying this is the be all and end all.
But this is really what really got me thinking, okay, this is a lot of nonsense.
and I started looking further into it.
So there's this assumption, right, when people say, oh, you know, Victor Kinones was actually
Gorilla Monsoon's son.
So the assumption they're making is that at some point, guerrilla monsoon was wrestling down in Puerto Rico,
right?
And he, you know, he had something happened down there with a fan or God knows what.
And he wound up fathering a baby that he didn't know about or he found out years later.
Well, here's the thing.
When Victor Quinoez was born, Bob Morella was in Ithaca College in upstate New York.
Now, I'm not saying that makes it impossible, but in the words of Gorilla himself, it would make it highly unlikely.
And that's just the beginning. I'm not saying that's the only thing I go on. And even if you go back further, like at the time that he would have had to have been, you know, for you biologists out there, for the time that he would have had to have been down.
in Puerto Rico would have been impossible.
I mean, he was, he was doing all his college competitions.
He was a, you know, a student.
He didn't just go on spring break to Puerto Rico and raise havoc, and that wasn't
guerrilla.
And here's the thing, you know where this, a lot of it comes from, in some cases, all
of it comes from jealousy over a guy that has pull and power,
taking somebody under his wing that everybody else is going, well,
it could have been me or why the fuck's at him or I just don't like this.
There were in the Tennessee territory in the 80s.
There were still guys that would swear talent,
wrestlers on the card that would swear that they knew for a fact
because the old timers told them that Jerry Jarrett was Roy Welch's son.
And that's why he made him the Booker.
And that's why the blah, blah, blah,
ignoring the fact that at the time Jerry Jarrett was born,
Christine Jarrett was married to a guy that later went in the service during World War II
and it didn't even enter the world or realm of wrestling to get a second job
until after the war was over with and she had separated from her husband.
So there was, again, shit doesn't work, but the guys can't stand it.
they could and they would sit and especially before cell phones and computers and all
earbuds and all the fancy Dan entertainment that was primary occupation in a locker room
especially amongst the eels was sit around in a circle and bitch and bitch about the office
yeah and it and it didn't help with the rumor situation when he actually moved in with the
morella family so that you know that added fuel to the fire but really i i know i know
it's hard to believe, especially in the wrestling business, but Gorilla was just a really nice guy.
He was a caring, decent guy. He saw this kid whom he first met in the early 70s or maybe
mid-70s when he was a teenager, basically carrying bags, driving them around. His mother
ran the hotel where they all stayed at, the Tanema in Puerto Rico. And so he got to know all the
wrestlers. He had a very, very bad upbringing. His stepfather had killed himself a few years before.
He couldn't read or write. He had no education. And Gino just took him under his wing. For some reason,
he saw this kid as somebody that he could shape and mold. There was something in him that he saw.
He brought him back to New Jersey with him, and he lived there with them for years. And, you know,
I talked to the family about it, too. And I was so embarrassed. Can you imagine to even have to bring this up?
because I did bring it up.
I said, well, what about these stories and things?
And they just kind of all laughed it off.
But the thing about it was they, I think one of the reasons why the rumor persisted,
and I wish they had done something about it, is they never saw it as being worthy of even
dignifying with a response.
Yeah.
And they never chose to refute it or anything.
They just laughed it off.
But by doing that, though, I think they made it seem like it was some deep dark.
secret, but it really wasn't. In fact, I mean, Victor was prone to exaggeration and telling
crazy stories, and I think even he may have at times enjoyed the fact that people wondered if
maybe he really was Gino's son. In fact, he had told, he had said in an interview with a Puerto Rican
wrestling magazine, he said, he claimed once that he wasn't Gorilla's son, but he was his
God's son and that he had taken him in the Catholic Church.
Oh, Victor told me that to my face.
Okay.
Oh, you know, guerrilla's my godfather.
Well, here's the thing.
If he meant it as a term of endearment,
if he meant it in like the Marlon Brando sense, maybe, perhaps.
But I, but he meant it in the literal sense that in church that he had taken him on as
his godfather and Maureen, God rest of his soul, his late wife who was helping me
with the book, she said that even that was not true,
that he was not even his godfather.
Well, see, that's the thing that he got from guerrilla.
That's why Victor later on became a fairly successful promoter
in overseas ventures and things,
because he could tell a good story and concoct a fucking backstory to it.
Yeah, well, that's kind of what I guess makes you a success in the wrestling business.
He never chose to.
You know what the other thing is?
The New York Times obituary.
And I get into that in the book because the obituary in the New York Times actually said,
Morella is survived by his wife, Maureen, and his three children,
daughters Sharon, Valerie, and son Victor Quinoez of Puerto Rico.
So did Victor call the paper?
I, you know, we'll never know, but I will say this.
We all know that back in the day, now unlike today,
when the mainstream media is all over professional wrestling,
you never really saw obituaries for pro wrestlers.
You had to be a really big deal to get mentioned in that way.
And when you did, it was full of mistakes.
Yeah.
And I think this was just like one of those games of telephone
where just something got mistranslated,
miscommunicated, a rumor, an unsubstantiated thing.
It got put in the obituary.
And when you talk to a lot of people today who believe the legend,
they'll always point to that New York Times obituary, which is also false.
Well, speaking of falsified information in a newspaper,
Gorilla had the column in what,
to help me with the Philadelphia paper.
What was it, the Inquirer?
The Philadelphia Inquirer.
Inquirer, where in the year you're about to tell us,
but somewhere in the early 80s,
he announced to the people that superstar Billy Graham was dead and never actually retracted it even after Superstar Billy Graham showed back up in front of him.
And was it just, could he just, it was it a rib at that point where he's like, I'll rib him.
People still think he's dead.
It's a new Billy Graham.
They replaced him.
Right.
So it was 1981.
And ironically, the superstar would be back in the company wrestling about a year.
year after that. But I, these things, like I always say, it's partly archaeology because I can't ask
either one of those guys about it. But they did, at least superstar, especially, did talk about it in
later years. It's a very strange thing that happened. And even Davey O'Hannon told me that a lot of the
boys who knew Graham came to Gino and said, well, he seems pretty alive to me. I was just talking to
him the other day and things like that. One of the reasons I think he was able to get away with it
was that Graham kind of went on this lost weekend period, right? Between in that era,
he was hardly wrestling anywhere. I think he had like one match maybe within the span of a year or two.
He wasn't doing much of anything. No, and that's the thing, the state of mind that he was in at that
time, you know, if things had gone worse, he might have been dead, but he certainly was out of sight.
So one thing I was able to determine about this, and again, I know I'm giving away all the great secrets of this book.
Oh, you couldn't do that. We're only going to be here like an hour. There's no way you can do that.
This is incredible. Exactly. Thank you. I stand by the book. There's so much good in it. I don't mind giving away stuff.
We barely skipped over the 50s and 60s and early 70s, which is the best part of the things because that's what everybody don't know. I learned so much yet. But go ahead. Back to the death of Billy Graham.
Yeah. So apparently.
The originator of the urban legend may have been Dusty Rhodes.
And it may have been a rib, actually indeed a rib, where I think, so Graham had said in an interview in later years that Dusty Roads had started the rumor.
Now, I looked things up when I was putting this together. Dusty Roads at the time, a few months prior, had gone through one of his trips through the Northeast.
and I think it's very conceivable that he might have put his head together with
Gorilla Monsoon and thought, hey, this would be a great rib, you should keep it going.
Again, I cannot prove that.
But the pieces add up.
The other piece of the puzzle is, speaking of Brody and difficult people with the office,
superstar Graham was another one who had, I think, left kind of a bad taste in people's mouths
with how everything went down and being a little bit difficult to work with difficult,
get the belt off of and kind of temperamental. And again, when you think of Gino as part of the office,
even though he always was still one of the boys, but part of the office, you can understand that,
you know, Billy Graham may not have been the number one, his number one favorite person on earth.
You know what I mean? He might have said, oh, yeah, let's get this pain in the ass. You know what I mean?
What do you want me to write in my column, Dusty? You got it. All right. Let's get this guy.
And no, he never retracted it. And it got to the point where when Graham came,
back as the Kung Fu, you know, Billy Graham, a lot of the fans, particularly in Philadelphia,
right, where the thing had run, were convinced that it wasn't the same guy because Gorilla had told
him he was dead.
Oh, yeah, and he looked like he was at that time.
That was the worst thing that anybody ever did to a superstar was give him that gimmick,
or he took it himself.
Yeah, absolutely.
But yeah, you're right.
All the great stuff, the stuff from the 60s.
I break down in very close detail because one of the things I wanted to do with the book is there's been a million
documentaries and books and things and websites that talk about in such detail the WWF of the 80s and 90s and
everything that went on and every last day. And even the 70s, you get a lot, you can glean a lot.
The 60s is a very murky period. And I really wanted to kind of break it wide open and give the kind of
clarity of what was happening in the company in the 60s, the same way they do for the 80s,
you know, to really show what was going on because it's a lot more complicated than people think
their business was very up and down. It wasn't as hot as I think sometimes people think it is.
It got that way later on in the 70s, but they were on very shaky ground in the 60s,
especially before they rejoined the NWA. And I wanted to get into that in the book.
And, you know, we've talked on the show here before about a period of time they'd lost television in New York and didn't have a strong television presence just on the Spanish language channels.
And, of course, even through the early 60s, as we've been talking about Brian last and I, the other Brian on the program here so often lately, Vince Sr. was even in and out at the garden itself.
he had Capitol wrestling in Washington,
but Jack Feffer and the old guard was still around.
And when Vince Sr. was able to keep Tutsmont on his side,
that kind of turned the tide at the last minute,
but it had been a transformative decade
for wrestling in Madison Square Garden to begin with.
And Gorilla came in and, you know,
at the right place, the right time with the right guy.
Yeah, because it wasn't until about 61 that,
Vince Sr. was really the only person, you know, with the Johnston brothers and all that stuff,
but the only person promoting wrestling at the garden. There had been kind of like a three or four
year tug of war that was going on where Fephyr was coming in, Pedro Martinez, and even
Cola Quariani tried to start some kind of like revolt where, you know, and that's how Bruno
got blacklisted because he went to work for him. Cola had been, and I would, now that
you mentioned that I wonder if Bruno was mad at Vince Senior all that time for something
but Col Aquariani did but he had been one of the wrestling advisory board to the Johnston
brothers, the licensed promoters at Madison Square Garden since the early 50s because he'd had a
piece of Raca and Raca had been to Golden Goose.
And I, at the Pfeffer files at Notre Dame, I saw from one of the promoters letters a list of
the guys that the Johnstons listened to and Quiriani was at the top of the list.
Well, he'd been around forever.
I mean, he'd been around since the 20s.
And he tried to start some trouble and he tried to run opposition.
And Bruno, who I think was very young and naive, he had this attitude of, well, I'm a pro wrestler.
I'm an independent contractor.
I could work for whoever I want.
And he always had that attitude because even years later,
he told me how Vince Sr. got really mad at him when he kept talking to Ivan Koloff,
even after Koloff had joined the IWA with Eddie Ihorn. Because that was Bruno's attitude.
We can work for whoever we want to work for. And he made the mistake and he crossed Vince and he got
blacklisted. And that was part of the reason why. But by the time Gorilla got there in 63,
they had really solidified their, at least in New York, their control. But there were times,
like you said, where they lost TV.
Of all people, it was Crusher Verdue
who helped them, like, you know, sell out the garden
for the first time in years.
I don't, when I did an interview,
a video with Bruno back like over 10 years ago,
15 years ago, whatever,
we were going over his record at the garden and everything.
I said, you sold out with Crusher Purdue.
Crusher Verdue!
I couldn't even get Bruno to say anything bad about pressure Purdue,
but he was like, well, yes, he was, he was good, you know.
I actually, I think I chalked that more up to Albano because Albano was, he was Albano's first guy.
And I think Albano was just so damn good at generating heat and getting people pissed off and angry.
I think it was more, it could have been nothing against Crusher Verdu.
I think it could have been anybody.
It helped that he was a big giant guy that really looked unstoppable.
But that was one of the periods where they lost their T.
and before that.
And the garden went dark.
There were months where they just didn't even book any shows at the garden.
And this was during the time when they used to run monthly.
And they were taking time off where there was one show where they drew something like
5,000 people, which was disastrous in those days.
And so it wasn't this easy road that people remember.
And I think that's partly why they were so loyal to Gino because he had really proved himself.
He had seven main events.
And this is the tragedy.
We can't see any of this.
She had seven main events with Bruno San Martino at the Garden alone.
He had something, he had more than that, I think, in Philadelphia.
I mean, they had big, big matches.
They had their famous, like, 70-minute curfew draw.
They had the one at Roosevelt Stadium.
I mean, he really proved himself, and they never forgot that.
Well, and apparently they forgot to film all those matches.
And in the 60s, I wonder.
Well, you've been up there, Solomon Grande.
You've been up there what, to what extent,
and this was probably, you were there before they stuck everything in the mountain,
do what extent does even their library contain anything from the 60s
from this formative period up in the WWE now?
Well, I can only speak of the time that I was there,
and I could also go by what I've seen since.
And I know when I was there and I was able to even go,
physically into the room and look through everything myself, I saw nothing that predated the early
70s. And I'm telling you, I was looking, unless it's mislabeled, the early 70s was as far back
as I saw. Now, I know over the years, a few things have surfaced, like there was the Bobby Davis tape.
I think I had told you about it where Bobby Davis had made a kind of a highlight reel of all
this stuff.
Yeah.
And it contained some 60s capital.
There's a couple of, and by a couple, I mean like literally two episodes of capital wrestling
from the 60s that are floating around a handful of garden matches.
But you can't, there's nothing.
There is, if it exists, I would be happy to see it and retract this.
Yes.
There isn't a single minute of footage of Gorilla Monsoon.
as a heel in the WWWF, not a single minute of it.
Well, I'd idea you retweeted or tweeted or sent out the clip from his Japan tour in the 60s.
And it just him, you know, he was the guy that would jump up and do the high splash, jump up and touch his toes.
He takes the bump over the top rope like the old time giants used to take that bump.
I last guy saw I'd do it like that was the one-man gang when he was Crusher Broomfield.
But he was so agile and just so impressive looking.
It's a shame, you know, that we have none of that left.
He would do cartwheels, okay?
Picture that, put that in your head.
And the move you're talking about where he did that mid-air split, just to be clear,
like that's the thing that Rock I used to do.
And there's pictures of him where he does a split in mid-air and his feet
touch his hands. Yeah, Rocka didn't weigh 325 or 3.30.
Forget that. He was doing it maybe closer to 375, 380, and 6 foot 6. I mean, it's an incredible
site. There is some stuff of that era, but it's Japan. In fact, he was on a tour in Japan at the
beginning of 1963 when he first got the call to come to Capitol. And there is some footage of
that tour out there where he's teaming with killer Kowalski and he's wrestling Ricky Dozon.
And actually it was Kowalski who helped to make the introduction because Kowalski really got to
like him in Japan.
They became good friends.
And that's also why he was, you know, they were always close.
But Kowalski had the connection with Vince because he'd been working for Vince going
going back to the 50s.
So he was able to kind of make that introduction.
And then the rest was history by the summer.
he was already the biggest heel they had.
Well, I tell you what, we told him at the start, but we're going to tell him again,
the title of the book is Irresistible Force, and the author of the book is Brian Solomon.
And Brian, how in the world can people rush to their various devices and order this thing,
and when does it come out?
Okay, well, the first thing is for everyone that's asked, it will be available in print,
in digital and in audio.
I'm currently recording the audiobook version,
so that may take a little bit later to come out.
Oh, good Lord.
Yeah, that'll take a couple of years.
This thing is thick.
I know.
It's kind of torture.
I've been doing it for days,
and I'm not even halfway through,
and I don't even know how I still have a voice.
But the book, the print and the e-book versions,
the official publication date is September 30th.
You can pre-order it now,
Absolutely. And you can get it wherever you get books. You can get it on Amazon. That's probably
where most people will get it. You can get it at Barnes & Noble, either the store or Barnes & Noble.com.
There's books a million, all the major book chains. Or you can even just your local bookstore,
and if they don't have it, if they don't have it or they don't plan on getting it, just ask them to
order it because it's really going to be available everywhere. You could even go to ECW Press directly
and order it there, especially if you're in Canada, that might be the way to go,
because it'll be domestic instead of, you know, ordering it in Canada from the United States.
It's dodgy going across the borders these days.
And here's something.
Why don't somebody, some enterprising person, just go to every bookstore in town and tell
them to order the book.
And then you don't have to come back and buy it, but at least, Brian, you'll sell a lot of books.
Maybe you could do that plan.
Why not?
Why not? With the sheik book, Blood and Fire, I kept pushing the pre-order so hard that Amazon ran out of copies before the on-sale date. And then everyone wanted to kill me. So.
Well, no, but now, see, they need to be prepared that you are a best-selling author.
Well, I hope they do better this time. We'll see. All right. But everybody knows how to get it now and when to get it and where to get it. And I will say they should get it. Because again, there's,
There's not a lot of wrestling books that I learn stuff from these days, unfortunately,
but yours are always one of them, or two of them, or however many the fuck you've done.
How many there have been, I've learned something from them.
Thank you.
Brian Solomon, Irresistible Force, Gorilla Monsoon.
Go out and buy it.
All right, we are back.
We are here in the present.
It sounds like we're in the little wedding chapel in Las Vegas.
I wonder, solid. Are we married to Solomon now?
You know, I got to give him a lot of credit, the research he did.
And, you know, there's still so many things you can't find out
because there are so many secrets that guys went to, literally went to their death with.
And he did as good as he could.
I think he did a better job maybe than anyone, very briefly, kind of quickly.
But laying out how Vince McMahon, Sr. really came to power.
And really it was about all the local promoters around him getting behind him.
Yeah.
And, you know, there's a lot of names, you know, for people that have always been looking to close the gap on, you know, how do Ray Fabiani move from, you know, wrestling to just opera?
You know, and how did Abe Ford get put in place in Boston?
A lot of that's kind of laid out here in the story, because the story of Gorilla Monsoon is the story of the WWWF in a lot of ways.
well and i guess we should have also uh made the point when i was talking to brian that the 60s as a formative
period for the w w w f they didn't have boston till later on in the 60s they they still had to
make a deal at the first part of the decade for baltimore and they got philadelphia and the garden obviously
but the territory was still expanding into what even the modern 70s fans would know as that era of WWWF.
So, Guerrilla was instrumental in a lot of those acquisitions and being able to expand the territory.
Yeah, a fascinating book, again, it is Irresistible Force by Brian R. Solomon, go to Amazon.
Well, the link will put up also when the show goes up.
But check it out.
Definitely well worth your time.
One of the better wrestling biographies out there.
And as he mentioned, he's recording the audiobook.
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Not everybody in the house.
Well, I guess a pair of.
something. I was going to see you got you got both genders in that house there, but there's a
pair to be found either top or bottom. Just speaking of a pair, I understand. There's more wrestling
have you got a square to spare, just one square to spare. You know, she's a billionaire.
Julia Louis Dreyfus? No, Jamie, is it Jamie Gertz? Is that her name? The woman. What? The woman who
played spare to square woman. No, not, you mean Julia Louis Dreyfus that started on a
for 10 years is not a billionaire,
but the anonymous woman in a stall next to her handing her a piece of toilet paper is a billionaire?
I believe so, yeah.
Well, do more than believe now.
You've got to prove that shit right now.
Start Googling.
I refuse to believe.
I've got to prove that shit.
You can make a billion dollars out of the residuals of handing somebody some shit paper.
Jamie Gertz.
I was right.
59 years old out of Chicago.
Like I'm bringing her out to the ring.
out of Chicago
Legen
Let's see
Going through her history
She was of course in
What was the name of that movie
With Kevin Bacon
Where he rides his bike
Quicksilver
That one
I don't fucking know
Oh it was an awful movie
I really used to like
Is it been on Turner Classic
That's really the only place I go
Not yet
She's married to a private equity investor
Oh
They're members of an investment group
which purchased the Milwaukee Brewers,
and they are the number one donor to charity of any celebrity.
But basically what she said,
she didn't make a billion dollars.
She married a billion dollars.
See, I thought she also started, like, a business, too, you know, after.
Well, some kind of monkey business.
I don't know, but that's why she stopped acting so much, I believe.
Well, wouldn't you?
I don't know if you really love it.
If you really love it, could there be a billionaire wrestler?
No.
No.
Why take chances on breaking your fucking neck?
You got a billion dollars.
See, that'd be a good gimmick if there's a billionaire wrestler,
but you never get to see him wrestle every time he gets near the ring,
like one of his dad's henchmen try to grab him.
And then he just fight around ringside and he leaves.
You never actually...
Well, no, now you're doing Tony Kahn's reality show.
Well, no, his dad's henchmen are off every Wednesday.
It's...
His dad's henchmen are off.
all right.
Good Lord.
I think Cadbury needs to rein him in.
That may be a natural segue to this week's AEW dynamite was so ridiculous that I'm going to talk
about a couple of segments just to illustrate some of the things that they're not going
to be able to control in the future that are getting out of hand.
But there was some.
there was some controversy over the week
about the arena that they were in this week.
Now, they've been running the smaller buildings
and we said, yes, they should do that.
Because when they were in the NBA arenas
with 3,000 people, it looked sad
and it was a needless expense of whatever.
And even though I mentioned the Brady Music Center
in Cincinnati or whatever
in a tongue-in-cheek fashion,
the other day, at least
those places look still professional.
It's kind of like the Hammerstein Ballroom effect in New York
with the cool architecture.
You can get something out of a lot of these places, right?
But now they've started, what is it, a two-week residency
in the historic 2,300 arena in Philadelphia.
And boy, howdy, this don't do them any favors,
because I'm sorry for the people in that part of the country
that somehow have the fond memories of the ECW arena,
which is what this is.
But not only does it,
now that it's been renovated 15 times,
it still looks like shit on camera,
it's low rent,
it's like they're in a warehouse.
It's the big,
that building is the biggest toilet that I've ever worked in.
And imagine how much fucking ground brine.
that that takes in.
You've been in a lot of Philadelphia.
No, I've been in a lot of fucking toilets.
Not in, but all over the world,
but either it was a shitty facility
in terms of being out in the middle of nowhere
or horrible Cajoma, Louisiana
with a shitty locker room in the middle of a mud field,
or, you know, sometimes the facility might,
be okay, but goddamn the neighborhood is the shits.
I remember I was for a ring of honor years ago.
I was at the fairgrounds in Detroit,
which didn't seem to be a flourishing location.
But for a combination of the worst neighborhood
you've ever been in in a major city
and the biggest shithole of a building,
this one is it.
And I don't know what the,
for some people,
the magic you.
is about to say you you've been to you were there before i was you were there in the 90s well you were
there in the 90s too but i was there before you yes well they snuck me in and out and i wasn't there long
but i spent 12 hours a fucking day there numerous times in 2009 and 2010 with the ring of honor
was doing that HD net show and the reason why i said that the building caused some controversy
this past week is is because
they had the union picketing the building
and picketing AEW for the production that they're doing there
for not holding up union standards or whatever,
more on that in a minute.
But that's the thing.
Have you been in the locker room area of that building?
I have not.
The guy that owned that place or owned it or ran it or whatever,
the guy that was doing stuff there,
his name was Roger, right?
out of right or they always talk roger ask roger and in that building they were just doing
you can't say renovations that maybe remodel but like the locker room walls were just
wallboard put up on studs at at his fancy if he wanted to create a new wall one time i went in
there there was a goddamn window in the room there hadn't been a window before but it looked out onto
a goddamn big empty fucking room with nothing in it as whether they're changing things and there was a
stairway that went to nowhere and a there was like two toilets in the entire locker room areas
sometimes they all didn't work but the point being roger would just build this shit these
hallways to nowhere when he had an idea there was no code enforcement there was no permits done
like you have to do at a big city.
He was just doing this shit.
So I can easily believe
that there is no chance
that they have ever had union labor
on a wrestling show
that aired from that building before.
ECW was paying a union
or all these other Indies
and these hardcore groups.
So I'm not championing Tony Kahn's cause,
but if they're,
going to pick it him just because they know he's got some money, but in this dump that seats
850 people, if nobody else has been using this union labor, why should he?
I guess that is what the statement that I'm making first and foremost.
Do you see what I'm saying, Brian?
I do.
It seats 1,300.
Why didn't they pick it when WWE ran there with NXT?
Well, and also who said it seats 300?
Did you see 1,300 people there, and it was packed
because it's a big fucking room with chairs on the floor.
I don't believe 1,300 people.
Well, I'll tell you, the bleachers are less packed now than they were then.
Did you even see bleachers?
Or is it all just flat?
I remember Paul had bleachers across from the deal, but I did.
Did I miss bleachers?
They had bleachers on this week's dynamite.
Well, maybe the bleach got in my eyes.
but that's the point is between that and the neighborhood and again you can tell me probably better than i know why the fuck that building is there in that place but it sits under an interstate when you're out in the back parking lot where guys would find used syringes and condoms in the parking lot inside the barbed wire fence you're standing underneath the interstate with goddamn semi trucks going over the top of you and it was
was next to the road that came to the building was gravel.
It wasn't paved.
And it was next to a outlet store of some description that sold men's suit jackets with two buttons on one side and three buttonholes on the other side.
And it would,
Joe Hans office was over there too.
Well, would it would would would this whole building or complex of buildings have been condemned years ago if not for people continuing to
run wrestling events in this building?
No, well, yeah, remember, they had a pretty successful
midnight bingo operation going there for a while.
Oh, I forgot about the bingo.
No, I mean, I'm serious.
I was talking to someone recently about it, and they said, yeah,
I remember leaving an ECW.
I never even got to see this.
I remember leaving to ECW arena
to be just a line of like old women waiting to get in.
You know, this is late at night.
You're an old woman.
What old woman would want to go there in the dark?
Well, bingo.
I mean, bingo's a big draw.
Jesus Christ, so is
fucking attempted murder on the streets.
Anyway, the point is, if A.E.W.,
I don't think they were mistreating anybody
any worse than any of the other
fucking promotions that have run that building,
and there's many of them that have have.
But if they want a nice warehouse
that's been customized for very little amount of money,
they ought to call the new
OVW owners over in West Fabersham
and rent to Davis Arena
it looks better on TV than this thing did
anyway should we start talking about the show
okay that was the running down
of Philadelphia at the ECW Arena
or the 2300 Arena
I didn't I didn't say anything bad about Philadelphia
although it has never held the same place
in my heart since they closed all those ribbet locations
but no this building
No, it's in stores.
They say if you close your eyes and squint in the right light,
you could see Gino Moore letting air out of tires.
The ghost of Gino Moore.
Yeah, a tornado came through there last month.
It did over $3 million worth of improvements.
Hey, I'm sure you're going to bring it up during the review,
but, you know, we're talking about the building in the arena.
The one, I actually didn't mind the look.
I liked it.
But again, I'm sentimental towards early to mid-90s ECW,
and I was out for something.
Oh, good Lord.
But the part of the jerks at my heartstrings.
The part that I thought, look,
the worst was Claudio's entrance
when you realized that the crew is all just set up
under the overpass.
Yes.
That's a,
they wouldn't even,
because of the Dick the Boozers,
you know,
ego and they have to do their entrance,
they had to go backstage.
And there is no backstage.
It's just piles of junk
and a,
fucking parking lot.
But anyhow,
let's get to the,
what went wrong in the ring.
Here is a problem that
they're developing and it's going to happen
next week in Philly and maybe it
won't spread too much
but FTR
comes out.
And first and by the way, did you see
cash get in the face of the 18 year old guy with the
FedEx outfit on or whatever?
They've been doing this a lot lately.
I don't know if you've noticed it, but they've been doing
this specific thing a lot lately?
Well, they shouldn't do it in Philadelphia
and especially they really
shouldn't do it at all because here's the
thing. Everybody's
smart now.
They know you can't touch
them. You're not Roger Jackson.
You can't touch them.
But even in the days,
the Terry Funk's,
the heels that would go
out and challenge fans in effect
and bow up at them,
Terry taught me that he made it broader.
Every once in a while,
if somebody looked like that he had gotten over,
it was something he said,
Terry'd get up in the guy's face
and he could back him down.
That was a long time ago at a different guy.
As a general rule,
yell at the crowd as a broad collective
rather than getting one guy's face
because he didn't back down.
Cash has to stay their jawing.
The guy's not going to back down from him
because he knows he can sue Cash or if cash does anything.
And Cash knows he can't do anything,
but he thinks he's trying to fucking Buffalo this guy.
So he just got told off by a teenage FedEx driver.
Just yell at them broadly.
Don't pick one out and get in the face because you ain't going to win
and then you just look fool it.
And it's happened a few times with FTR recently.
There was one time where it may have been cash where they drew back
like they were going to hit.
Obviously they weren't going to throw a punch,
but it was just to get the person to flinch and they didn't flinch.
they stood there with their hand.
And then this time the guy was blowing kisses.
Yeah.
So if this is a reaction you're getting as a heel,
stop doing this.
Stop doing these things.
So then they got in the ring
and Dax was going to start talking with the microphone
was not feeding the PA.
It was feeding television.
We could hear when he would take his hand and bang on it.
We could hear those things.
But he couldn't hear himself on the PA
so he thought the mic was dead.
So he says it's not working.
They hand him a second one, but it's the same thing
because it's not the problem of the microphones.
It's a problem of the fucking audio idiot in a truck.
And it's the same thing
we could hear everything.
We say, it's not working.
And then he got bleeped for, I guess,
said, give me a fucking microphone.
It works right, whatever.
Finally, they were feeding the PA.
Here's the problem.
They start trying to cut the promo.
They were pinned in the tag,
title match at the pay-per-view by the illegal man
and they're going to browbeat Paul Turner the referee about it
and cross-examine him about it
and then tell him they want him to reverse the decision
and give them the belts
but the people are just hooting him down
and they're chanting shut the fuck up
all that shit
by the way they're on
the Turner networks
There was no TNT when I was part of the creative
for the wrestling program on the Turner Network,
but we would get memos about language
and nobody ever said fuck.
But they have just quit trying
to censor the chance from these crowds
and they're in Philadelphia, need I say more,
the same two-hour program,
what were there, 40, 50, 60 fucks
from all the people chanting, shut the fuck up,
and they're just letting it, they've given up.
If somebody had said fuck in 1990, I believe they would have taken the program off the air.
But the point is, they're chanting shut the fuck up because, A, they're not interested in this angle or these people.
B, they're a wise-ass crowd,
the most dedicated, devoted, hardcore, indie-minded crowd
is going to come to the 2,300 toilet in Philadelphia.
And they're just hijacking the show,
and that is the meaning of it, hijacking the show.
You can't get the fucking problem.
It's throwing the talent off.
Nobody listens so that then
they need to be reacting to what the talent is saying
and doing in the rig.
and instead they're just taking off on their own
and we don't want to hear it.
If they were interested in the angles
and the personalities,
they would listen,
but instead it's more and more
of the Dominic Mysterio thing
where it's fun for us to just shit on you
and we don't really care what you're saying
to listen to it anyway.
But it's happening on this program,
not just here,
but to like three or four different fucking people
whenever they start talking.
And if the people aren't listening,
you can't get your points across.
And then the stories are bad enough to begin with.
Don't make them any harder to understand.
Do you see the point I'm making?
I do.
And I don't know how they're going to get out of this.
And also,
Dax is the one that cross-examined Paul Turner.
There's a manager for that.
because Dax's a strong point of his working or his talking is not his talking.
It's his working.
But then Stokely fires up and starts browbeaten Paul Turner when he said the decision is final,
but then the fans are chanting on their own, no hose, no hose.
Because, you know, they've done the comedy where Stokely don't get no hose.
But they're not listening to what he's doing.
And he's trying to do a deal with Paul Turner,
where he gives Paul the chest finger,
Paul gives it back to him,
and FTR gets in the middle,
but the people had not paid any attention.
Here comes Edge's music.
And he comes out,
and now they like that because they like him,
but he comes out alone.
He's looking around,
there's no Christian Cage,
and then suddenly in the ring,
Cage appears from behind
and gives Stokely
his finish,
the other,
prettier, whatever they call it these days.
The manager gets hit first.
So he lays stokely out and then the FTR turns around and
Edgichristian beat them up.
And then here come the referees and 15 security guys.
They have a big pull apart.
Every outlaw indie guy in Philadelphia was booked and had a black shirt.
And they got FTR to the entrance.
way and Stokely's all shook up.
And Christian
and Edge cut the promo and still
managed to do some comedy because Christian is
going to say, your fathers, you have fathers
and Edge is like, oh, don't do that.
And then the fans want him to do it.
Okay, do it. And your fathers
are dead. And they announced a tag team
match for All Out in Toronto.
But nobody
listened to the majority
of what went on there.
They just amused themselves.
and out of the two teams that Edge and Christian could face,
we said it took the new off of them teaming up to go against
luchosaurus and originally was supposed to be Nick Plain and Pips Sabian.
It should have been in Toronto.
It should have been against FTR.
and if they had to get the belts off the hurt business,
then FTR should have been to champions
instead of this goofy fucking
Brody King and Brodito or whatever the fuck.
But the point is the fans are just taken over
because all they're there to see is people break furniture
and they're not listening to any of the guys
try to set up any of the stories.
would they have done this to
the CM punks, the Drew McIntyres,
the Roman Rainses, the Paul Heymans,
the brawn breakers, even the main
stars in the industry?
No, they're interested.
They might want to boo what they're saying, but they want to hear it.
With this, they've already said,
ah, this shit ain't going to be worth a shit anyway.
Let's just have fun.
Do you think I'm overstating this?
Well, no, I mean, you're the expert.
I would listen to you before I listen to me.
I think you're right about the fact that the fans,
I mean, Stokely's just a part of the thing now like Tully was.
He's like a comedy Tully.
Yeah.
But there's no reason to want to see him get his ass kicked.
He's already gotten his ass kicked numerous times.
As far as Dax here, maybe it was...
Wait, well, can you imagine, I'll hold that thought,
but can you imagine if we'd pitch to finish to Dusty,
much less him giving us one like this,
where the Midnight Express is in the ring,
we beat the job guys,
and here comes Dusty, and he knocks me out first.
What the fuck in the world?
No, he has to get to you,
which gives Bobby a chance to take a great bump, which is always nice.
There you go, yeah.
But anyway, go ahead, Dax.
But, you know, I agree Dax's strong point ain't on the mic.
However, I thought maybe it was because of the frustration with the mic issue and just kind of yelling it out and not hearing himself back right.
I thought he had more intensity at whatever he was yelling at the referee than anything else.
I thought it was one of his best moments on the mic, actually.
Well, but also he was trying to be heard over, you know, a lot of times people that weren't fucking listening.
He sounded like someone who didn't practice what he was going to say, somebody who was trying to just say something.
I actually liked that.
But that's the thing is that they've put the cart before the horse in that the manager
should be the one to lay out the grievance.
Then the wrestlers should be the one to back it up and fucking intimidate the
guy who's not cooperating with the manager.
And then when the baby face comes out,
then the fucking wrestlers go to the baby faces and they,
fucking fight them and maybe, as you said, get through them to get to the manager, but not
completely because that's the tease to continue this. Because in a perfect world, the manager has
caused them the baby faces endless strife, caused them to lose, caused them to get beat,
caused them to get hurt, whatever, so that that's the prize that they get in the claw machine
when they finally get a hold of him. But this is all.
goddamn catty-womper's.
And to me, there was the, you know, again, I lost myself a little bit in the moment
because I used to be in that building.
You know, it's a different crew of people, but Philadelphia stays Philadelphia.
Philadelphia never changes.
And I was enjoying the hell out of those fans just doing what they always do.
But what do you think?
I mean, I guess you kind of said, I was going to say, what do you think of the setup to
FTR versus Edging Christian?
Well, that's the thing.
It should have, they shouldn't have already had a match together, Edge and Christian,
against these other two that we, for all the reasons, it was things that were wrong with it
that we talked about when we reviewed it, that their first match back as a team,
Edge and Christian, they still have to put over the lizard as being somewhat of a force
because the other guy broke his foot and blah, blah, blah.
They should have done some type of focused angle to Edge and Christian versus F.T.
where at least FTR can do the things in the ring to make the focus on edge and Christian
rather than them having to be the veterans trying to get these greenhorns over.
And in Toronto, their hometown and their career comes full circle,
that could have been something that was promoted.
You've just taken a lot of the icing off the cake
and made it less palatable by having this false start and crummy match in Wembley.
but nevertheless, that's my opinion.
Or not Wembley, but England.
Or good old Wembley, England,
right down the road from West Faversham.
You want to move on here, Brian?
We must.
We must because Dick the Boozer
faced all 187 pounds of Danny Garcia.
They could get away with announcing him as 200,
but they just have to slap you in the face
with there's nothing about this guy that's intimidating in any fashion.
And at least you notice that Boozer, he walked through the back in the hallway,
but not off the street because I assume he was scared of being mugged in that neighborhood.
But after almost 20 minutes of this with the entrances and everything,
Moxley kicked out of a pile driver.
and then Garcia grabbed Moxley's legs
and was stepping through like he was going to get him
in a sharpshooter or something
and were you even paying attention to this?
Did you see how he pinned him,
how Moxley pinned Garcia?
Yeah, I saw.
He small packaged himself.
Talented.
Garcia steps through Moxley's legs
like he's going to set up a figure four
or a sharpshooter or something where he's going to turn
and they're trying to do the finish
where when the guy starts turning,
the other guy small packages him,
but Garcia small packaged himself.
He just rolled down and tucked his head under
and put his shoulders down
without Moxley moving or doing anything.
And then when his shoulders were already down,
then Moxley hooked the head because it was right next to him.
One, two, three.
and even the announcers you could hear the announcers go like they couldn't hold their reaction of what the fuck did he just do and then said oh boxley capitalized yeah he noticed the guy had just decided to pin himself right next to him and took advantage of it capitalized yeah 20 minutes to get there i give daniel go ahead credit he doesn't age he still looks like
a 22-year-old skinny kid who came in, you're thinking, oh, he'll fill out one day.
It hasn't happened.
Look at the difference in Kyle.
Old Kyle Feltcher.
He takes the right vitamins, too.
Well, but he's tanned, and he's had some gear made.
He's made an attempt at a gimmick.
And here comes Garcia looking like mope face.
Anyway, there was a post-match, Jim.
I understand.
Yes, there was, because there was Wheeler useless in the middle of the ring.
Talk about mope face and somebody looks like they ought to be
goddamn parking cars.
He's in just, I can't even call him street closed.
He's just in front clothes.
And he's the one who gets on the microphone and said,
Moxley is not going to fight Darby Allen,
while Moxley and Garcia were down on the floor arguing with each other,
and they were clearly wanting us to see it and get in camera,
shots of it. And then they went to break. And when they came back from break, Wheeler was still
in the ring with the microphone. And again, he starts doing a promo. I used to do ring crew here
as a teenager. And the fans are jet shot the fuck up. And it's the same thing. He's trying to set up
this story of his background there and how he's come so far and whatever. But he looks like a no boy,
no boy, a nobody, or a no boy possibly, rather than a young boy.
New Japan had young boys, but he's a no boy.
The fans don't care.
The material makes no sense and is not really interesting,
and they're just chanting over it.
And then the lights go out and the hook signal goes up on the roof of the warehouse.
And that's new music.
right? It is. I liked it.
Whatever the wood was very new sounding.
Hook walks out to the ring, gets a choke on this fucking guy,
then lets it go, then punches him, and leaves.
That was pretty much it, wasn't it? Did you see more? Did I miss something?
Did I see more? You're talking about the career of hook? You're talking about this specific thing?
Well, no, the specific, well, I mean, the specific thing, he,
here, nobody was, yes, they reacted to, oh, it's hook, but it wasn't like, oh, my God,
it's a hook.
He walked out there, he'd got a choke on the guy, he let the choke go, he hit the ropes,
he punched him, the guy that's been beaten by everybody else takes a fucking bump,
and he walked out of the building.
I don't know that they found a needle mover here.
let's just hope it leads to hook versus mocks that could be an all-time classic
good god
i mean it's Philadelphia it's where Taz was a star
Tass is on commentary
they've been billing up the uh or showing vignettes for the return of hook
they've got new music ready to go
again he's another one of these guys
just because the the Rotary Club was recognizing
Nick Goulis doesn't mean that George has to be praised
and feed it as well.
Hook's been there for like five years now.
Sad question is Daniel Garcia, same?
Well, Will or you, at least they've let him grow his hair and he just gets beat up?
Not as just a generic job guy, but is Moxley's job guy.
But Hook, has there been any growth?
Has there been any change?
You still look at him like, oh, he has potential.
Well, how long does that work for?
He's been there forever now.
Well, he's back.
All right, we'll see what happens.
All righty.
a levitating past,
MJF had a pre-taped interview from
Forbidden Door after his match,
where he narrated the way that he got screwed over with B-roll.
And again, it's just,
he badly needs a change of scenery
and some people to interact with that are in any way interesting.
And speaking of people who are,
well, they're in one way some of these people are interesting,
but not in a way that I'd want to watch them for that long.
Penelope Pitstop and Megan Brain wrestled Chris Stathlander and Harley Cameron.
They did that.
You happen to know who won, Brian?
I believe Megan and Penelope won.
Well, good for them.
And then we were at 9 o'clock.
I'm telling you, these shows are fucking dreary.
I'm zipping.
Mercedes Moon did an in-ring promo.
they set up the balloons, the flowers, a table with all of her nine belts.
She has now got nine of the outlaw indie girl promotion belts around the world that Tony
has either bought or negotiated for her, and she thinks it's a big fucking deal.
And as a matter of fact, some of these fans think it's a big fucking deal.
overlooking the fact that it's a goddamn ridiculous fucking deal
because none of these belts have ever been heard of before
but they look nice
she was wearing a stripper outfit or something
she may have picked up on South Street
she's got the nine phony belts
and her promo is
Ultimo Dragon had ten belts
what the
how old is she
wasn't that 30 years ago and did anybody give a shit then
Did Ultimo Dragon's 10 belts ever get him a featured spot in any way in the WCW hierarchy?
Well, he was working in WCW.
It didn't really boost him too much.
Yeah, he was working his ass off on TV getting a shit kicked out of him.
It was a big deal in Japan, of course, where there were lots of photos of him with his lots of belts
and the lots of magazines they used to have.
How many, how many belts did...
How many belts did Nash and Hall and Hogan have when they were working one-tenth as much
and fucking making ten times as much?
But this was the nine o'clock hour and it was three or four minutes because there was
nothing for her to say that it was any new, just, I'm going to get ten belts and break the record
or whatever the fuck.
It lasted three or four minutes.
She did the stripper dance again.
And off she went.
Mark Briscoe couldn't be there because he had a new baby.
Is that ten?
he's had a lot of kids.
Bless those briskos.
But, you know,
I again, we love Mark Briscoe,
but he just, he even said in this promo,
he's talking about MJF.
It was a good promo as always,
but he even said, I never,
if people say I never win the big one,
you know what,
because you never win the big one.
We'd love to see him win the big one.
I think a lot of people have quit waiting.
Did you see the eight-man tag team confrontation, Brian?
The all-star eight-man tag team cataclysmic fucking Zabada.
I didn't watch the entirety of the match.
I saw the beginning, the setup for it.
I saw the ending of it and a few points in the middle,
but this was a big ball of I don't give a shit,
so I did the best I could.
I was more intrigued by the set.
I was more intrigued by the intro.
the setup there, the follow-up to the big return of Wardlow?
Well, you know, there's the thing is that people say that AEW doesn't,
you know, their characters, their talent don't grow and expand and metamorphosyth and everything.
Well, Wardlow, a mere four or five years ago,
he was just a flunky standing in a corner while all the other guys got all the attention.
And now here today in 2025, he's a...
flunky standing in the corner while the other guys get all the attention.
It was an eight-man tag team match player that Tony Kahn loves with Oblada,
the worst Japanese wrestler in history,
Josh Alexander, take a shit, he's back,
and our friend Frank Mortis, with Don in, of course,
it is normal position talking instead of managing,
and Wardlow hanging around
as a stooge in case anybody needed anything.
They debut this guy by beating up
a goddamn manager.
Why are all the managers getting beat up?
But all the damage had been done
and then he comes in and does practically nothing
on a pay-per-view
and then follows up on the TV afterwards
by doing completely nothing.
How was this worth waiting two years for?
It wasn't.
He just came out there and stood there and laughed alongside Don Callis as other people came out to wrestle.
Which, by the way, was Kevin Knight, Hong Kong, Fouy, Bandito, and Burger King.
And then with entrances again, 15 minutes, and then, in what's indicative of this whole program,
Josh Alexander, the heel,
outsmarted, spitball, the baby face,
avoided his offensive move and pinned him clean,
one, two, three.
Is that the first time we've seen him pin someone?
I don't know, but I don't think he's won anything yet.
But how in the world does that finish get by multiple,
heads.
How in the world do they think,
wait, how does the baby face go, wait a minute,
I'm going to try to do my fancy
shit and you're just going to
outsmart me and beat me one, two, three,
then why are you the heel?
Why aren't you the baby face?
What the,
well, obviously there was no one involved in that match
or producing that match who understood that.
That's the problem.
Or maybe they just didn't care
because it doesn't make any sense.
anyway, none of the rest of it.
But then we got to hangnail Adam Page.
He did an in-ring promo, as usual in his ill humor.
He appears very dyspeptic.
Never smiles.
He's always frowny and smile upside downy.
He thanked Osprey for all that he's done for him and the company
and we'll miss you and got the fans to chant for all.
prosper a little bit, and then he started in on MJF, and that's where I said,
God, this makes the impact zone at Universal look like Madison Square Garden,
because he's supposedly a world champion of something.
And with the spectacle that the W.W.E. is presenting these days,
he's in this fucking barn in Philly.
And then here comes Don Fallis' music again.
And at least they were listening to Page, but now that he comes out, Don, he's doing the
promo in the entrance way, and the fans are back to shut the fuck up.
And it's the same shit.
They don't want to listen.
They don't care.
They just want to just do what amuses them.
And Don wants the title back in the family.
So here comes Lance Archer, Josh Alexander, chichichia, and Rocky Romero.
and they're all, so here's a bunch of middle card fucking heels that have come out and Paige tackles all of them.
And then they start beating Paige up.
And the middle card heels are beating up the world champion until guess who saves him?
Spitball and Kevin Knight.
So now he's got preliminary middle card underneath baby faces coming to save the world champion.
and then Rocky Romero stops them with a police baton
that Don just happens to have in his pocket.
And then Kenny's music plays.
And Kenny comes out and clears the ring
and he and Paige do some really shitty-looking choreography
with Lance Archer that didn't materialize
like I'm sure they wanted it to.
And then the heels ran off.
So again, the world, they need a world champion that's also the top guy in the company.
Except they can't be Kenny now because he's part time at best because of his physical condition.
It can't be Osprey.
Yeah, part time at best than when he is there, you probably have to put him in a tag team or something so he doesn't have to do everything.
Right.
It can't be Osprey because he's about to get surgery.
he can't be swerved because he's about to get surgery.
He had his meniscus done.
I just saw that.
Which is a fancy word for cartilage,
but it's still going to be a couple months
before he can do shit that he should be normally does.
So they can't have a star as their baby face world champion
because they don't have any.
Maybe they can bring up the water as a baby face.
Oh, wait.
He's managing the middle card heels.
We don't have time for him.
He's with the manager.
He's not even the manager.
He's just with the manager.
Well, that's true.
Yeah, he's seconding.
He's stooging for.
So then they had a match for the six-man tag team title
with Samoa Joe, Powerhouse Hobbs, and Shippe against Ricochet and his stooges are Tia Leone and Bishop Sheen.
I should use his full name, Bishop Fulton J. Sheen.
Look it up, kids.
It's hilarious.
and the baby face is won and left.
And then the Hurt Syndicate's music played.
And out came Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin
and got in a fight in the Owlway with Rickashay Stooges
while Rickashay was laying selling in the ring.
They fought these two in a big four way
and fought to the back,
with nobody really gaining
advantage.
Did I miss something?
Were they involved in
potentially causing
the
anything to go on here
tonight?
They were at the pay-
they were at the pay-per-view, right?
Yeah, they came out as mascots
in New Japan, like,
jackets and everything with masks on, and they beat up the
or they didn't even really beat them up.
They just kind of got them to fight with them away from the ring.
Yeah, they fought off.
But why did if these guys had this whole, the hurt syndicate are baby, our heels,
so why did they wait to come out to fight these other guys that cost them the belts
while the other match was going on when everybody else just does whatever they want to do?
Well, the other thing too was right before the finish, it was really brief and it wasn't shot well
and I did not go back to watch it and I meant to.
Some guy jumps up and hits one of the heels and it's,
Scalberg goes, oh, it's MVP.
And then he was gone and I'd even see him.
What?
Yeah, you didn't see that part?
Yeah.
No!
Because MVP didn't come out with...
No, he did not.
Oh, God damn it.
Anyway, so now we got to...
We got to watch Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin work with the two undercard
Samoan-looking fellas.
All righty.
Yeah.
Again, you need top baby faces right now.
do something, just do something else.
Tony, whatever you're thinking, do the opposite.
Well, speaking of the opposite, they finished this program up,
and I will finish this review up.
It was going to be a Falls Count Anywhere match
with Claudio Castignoli and Darby Allen.
So they show Claudio walking through
the backstage area of this hovel.
and suddenly Darby dives off the top of a fucking mobile home trailer onto Claudio.
And then Claudio goes and puts him in a shopping cart
and pushes him into a bunch of chairs and then picks him up and body slams him
through a flat screen TV stretched out amongst two chairs with a concrete floor underneath.
then they get back up and they fight into the arena
where they are going to start having the Falls Count Anywhere match
and Darby is already up doing dives
and he climbs a pillar 20 feet
and does a coffin drop off the pillar
45 seconds after he was slammed through the flat screen TV
and I see you know what?
Why? Why? Why? I'm done.
I turned it off.
I don't know, and I don't fucking care.
Did they kill him or did he survive?
Once again, Darby Allen survives.
Darby Allen wins the match.
I like when the brawl started outside
and you saw those workers in the back sitting there,
no one got up, no one looked concerned.
They just looked over it.
This happened.
And now you, by workers,
you mean actual people working there at the building,
not the other wrestler, the workers.
Yeah, who, I mean, these were just like, you know,
working on the crew.
I know you trained at Knox Pro Wrestling.
so I don't know your terminology.
The popcorn guy is not scared of this shit.
Well, we talk about they need top baby faces.
They do have Darby,
who seems to not only take a beating,
but want to take a beating.
They're doing these things to him
because he's asking them to do these things to him.
I know, I know.
And actually, they are so far in the soup right now
that it probably wouldn't be a bad idea for Darby.
to be their top baby face of world champion,
but obviously for a short period of time
until they can set something else up,
because people like him,
he has the weird charisma,
even though he's a fucking moron,
and short term,
yay, but to carry a company,
no, to be featured in the main events
of pay-per-views with different type of opponents,
especially with the slim pickings on that roster,
no, not over a long period of time,
you need a guy that looks better than that.
I'm sorry.
Osprey.
I'm not talking about Lex Lugar.
I'm talking about Osprey.
Wouldn't be unacceptable,
cosmetically unpleasing,
but not fucking Darby,
because then you've limited yourself
to looking like a fucking niche level indie.
Well, of course, Jim Orange Cassidy is also due to return anytime, though.
Oh, God.
No, don't tell me that.
This show can't get any worse.
Oh, wait a minute.
I hear Robert Fuller now telling Jerry Jarrett.
Oh, yes, it can.
Orange Cassidy, due to return, Chris Jericho,
looking for a contract somewhere.
Somewhere else.
Anywhere.
Anyone will pay.
He will be there.
But that was a...
But that was the program, the Dynamite episode.
Brian, do you have any closing thoughts on last Wednesday?
these dynamite?
Again, I actually thought one of the positives
was the look, and you hated it
completely. Yeah.
I thought it looked all right. I like the energy
of that crowd. It's like
if the NXT crowd was just evil.
That's like what the Philadelphia crowd is.
I love it.
And we'll see, you know,
I mean, you pointed out all the big
problems with
like every angle they did, let
alone matches or pinfalls or how they
happened or who pinned who or what.
There's no one there.
I mean, I hate to reference to Jake Hager interview.
It's not like he's the greatest source in the world.
But there's like no one there, as he talked about, who can talk Tony off being Tony.
And Tony thinks he has the instincts?
He said that in his own interview.
The big thing he had to do was trust his instincts and go with his instincts.
He thinks he has instincts.
He thinks he understands.
I think his instincts stink.
He thinks he understands.
booking philosophy because he watched a lot of angles on tapes.
But the problems with AEW always remain the same problems, and it's Tony Kahn.
That's why WW is kicking the shit out of him.
And, you know, it's going to be a full house pretty soon.
But the problem is Tony, and Tony doesn't see that.
Tony thinks that he's like the biggest asset of AEW.
Well, I think he should stop after the first three letters.
See, now you didn't get that, did you?
I got that.
That was dynamite.
You got that, too.
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Well, Mother, where are we at on the ratings?
I said they were an immovable object at the top of the program.
Did they move from last week where they were down in the dregs of the dumpster
down below 600,000?
It's looking bad.
The end is near.
The sky is falling.
What's going on this week?
Well, Jim, the ratings are in.
A.W. Dynamite.
August 27th, 2020,
25 on TBS from 8 to 10.08 p.m.
On average,
watched by 585,000 viewers.
Ouch.
A 0.13 in the key demo,
18 to 49,
which is the, I believe it's the all-time low.
No, lowest, it's as low as viewership for dynamite since March 5th.
I'm going by WrestleMania-Nomics here, but I thought it was the all-time low.
Oh, no, they've been lower.
In the key demo.
But that's pretty low.
Yeah, I'm not sure, but 585.
It's mighty low.
585, Jim.
Well, thank you very much.
585, I'll see you that and raise you 600.
No, they're still below 600, but where now is this one of those shows that started with a promising fashion and then just plummeted from there?
Is this one of those shows where it was the diehard fans that kind of started and stayed there from beginning to end?
And again, the key demo number lower than it's been.
Let's go to the quarterly numbers, the quarterly hour breakdown.
The quarters here.
These are compiled by WrestleManiaomics.
quarter one, 8 to 8.15 p.m.
The FTR Adam Copeland Live Angle and the Darby Allen promo, 638,000 viewers.
Gee, now last week, they had a wonderful first quarter, didn't they?
And then things started, remember I think of the week before?
Because that's pretty puny for the first quarter, 638,000.
They used to not fall below 600.
Now that's where their start.
And again, 166,000 in the key demo.
That's a low for the start of the show.
Quarter 2, 815, 8.30 p.m.
John Moxley versus Daniel Garcia,
with picture and picture,
610,000 viewers.
So again, this is one of those weeks
where they can look positively
that they didn't lose 100,000 viewers
in the first 15 minutes,
like they often do, they just started real low and only lost 28.
Well, we roll into quarter 3, 8.30 to 8.45 p.m.
The continuation of Moxley v. Garcia,
the postmatch with the Death Riders and Matt Menard,
an ad break,
though We were you to hook live angle,
the MJF tape promo,
and the start of Megan Bain and Penelope Ford versus Harley Cameron
and Chris Statlander,
622,000 viewers.
Good Lord, they actually picked up 12,000.
So this is one of those episodes
where only the sickos decided to pop in,
and they're going to stick with it
until almost the bitter end.
I can see that now.
Well, we go to the bitter quarter of four,
8.45 to 9 p.m.
The continuation of Bain and Ford
versus Cameron and Statlander
with picture and picture.
The post match with Willow.
Nightingale, an ad break, and the Mercedes Monet live promo, 553,000 viewers.
150,000 in the key demo.
That's the low of the show.
Jeez, O Pete, Mercedes made them all moan.
But what about the top of the hour, Brian?
The big 9 o'clock hour.
We go to the big 9 o'clock hour, 9 to 9.15 p.m. quarter five.
Mark Briscoe's
backstage promo
Don Callis's live promo
and Brodito and JetSpeed
versus the Don Callis family
with picture and picture
591,000 viewers
good guys so
once that Mercedes was out of there
they figured it's safe to come back
and that's
38,000 to the good
because they didn't have the
bucks out here this week
to challenge Mercedes
for ratings tanking dominance.
Well, let's see if the good continues,
Jim, we got a quarter six,
915, and 9.30 p.m.
The continuation of Brodito and Jet Speed
versus the Callis family.
An ad break.
The Adam Page Callis Family
live angle.
566,000 viewers.
Okay, now we're down
to almost the Mercedes low period,
and I'm predicting a steady little drop-off from here.
Way think.
I think we go to quarter 7, 930 to 9.45 p.m.
The continuation of the page and callous family live angle
with the Kenny Omega return.
Tony Storm and Mina Shirakawa and Athena's promo.
And the start of the ops versus the gates of agony and ricochet
with picture and picture.
549,000 viewers.
now we're at our love how much lower can we go
well we got a quarter eight nine forty five to ten p.m. we have a six minute overrun
continuation of the previous six-man tag match
an ad break and Claudio castignoli versus darby allen
a picture and picture
five hundred seventy two thousand viewers
uh-huh six minute overrun continuation of the match and the post
match with the Death Riders,
550,000 viewers.
Poor things.
They just bail out at the end
quickly. So the
Darby factor got them an extra
23,000 people there at the end.
Well, that ain't bad at all.
Wow.
If year over
year, they can't
get the picture that they're just doing
the same shit with the same people
or the same kind of shit with people that look
the same, and every year they lose another 100,000 people off their average.
Well, there you go.
Well, there they go.
I know Tony says everything's up year over year, but this is pretty down.
His ego, his dosage, many things are up.
The best thing he is going for him in terms of ratings is the fact that no one knows
the max ratings, no one can confirm nor deny any of the numbers out there.
And all you can do is shrug and say, hey, that's, I don't know anything either.
That's all I know.
But that's AEW Dynamite.
And that's hell if I know.
But I'll tell you what, folks, we're coming back in just a few days with,
there's some kind of WWE pay-per-view going to go on.
And we'll have some other things to talk about as well on the drive-through, Brian,
your program.
So I'm blaming you.
But if you have no more questions, Brian, you're free to leave.
And so are the Cult of Cornett members, folks.
We'll see you soon.
on the drive-through next week on the experience.
Big announcement about the holiday season.
And until then, thank you.
Fuck you and bye-bye, everybody.
