Jim Cornette Experience - Episode 605: Turning The Heat On
Episode Date: October 28, 2025This week on the Experience, Jim reviews AEW Dynamite & WWE Raw highlights! Plus Jim talks about WWE's high ticket prices, Dave Meltzer's WrestleDream star ratings, Marko Stunt's new job, broken f...emurs, Abdullah The Butcher, and much more! Thanks to our episode sponsors: SHOPIFY: Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com/jce PRIZEPICKS: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JCE and use code JCE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! SURFSHARK: Go to https://surfshark.com/JCE or use code JCE at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! BRUNT: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code JCE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/jce @TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast Join Jim Cornette's College Of Wrestling Knowledge on Patreon to access the archives & more! https://www.patreon.com/Cornette Subscribe to the Official Jim Cornette channel on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/c/OfficialJimCornette Visit Jim's official site at www.JimCornette.com for merch, live dates, commentaries and more! You can listen to Brian on the 6:05 Superpodcast at 605pod.com or wherever you find your favorite podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Like the midnight and the rock and roll.
He's in a fight for wrestling soul using a racket and some mind control.
He's Jim Cornett.
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but often morose.
Be great, Brian Last, everybody.
Aloha, Jim.
A pleasure to be here once again.
I sound shit, I hear it.
A pleasure to be here.
We're going to have a good time.
It's your show.
Tagida.
You know, there's a lot of people
with the yo-yo virus going around.
Have you heard about this?
It's where one member of the family gets sick,
and then by the time they get over it,
they've transferred it to the other members of the various family,
and by the time that they all get over it,
it's yo-yoed back around to the original person.
But it's got even better this time
because it's got a chance to work up some muscles
and do some push-ups.
I saw that on the news the other day.
I'll tell you, it's cold here.
It is freezing.
It was actually freezing.
freezing this morning.
On the castle grounds, it was 32 degrees this morning.
Now that they measure the temperature in Louisville at the airport,
nobody lives at the fucking airport.
And it's always several degrees warmer there, I think,
because of the fucking jet fuel.
But right here, it officially froze.
And Brian, I have done, I've,
I turned the heat on.
I always feel like in the wintertime,
when you first have to do that,
it's like admitting defeat.
It's like,
all right.
And it's not only it's,
it's wasting propane,
but also it's it's admitting defeat.
So I turned to it,
but I turned the heat on lightly.
Defeat to who?
Defeat to the fucking forces of Mother Nature
where you turn the goddamn heat on.
You've had to resort to this.
You don't feel that way?
I mean, I try to not turn it on until I absolutely have to.
Usually it starts with some cold nights and I have to turn it on.
I don't see it as me fighting mother nature.
Well, no, it's a goddamn contest.
It's more like fighting the electric company and the heating company than it is mother-of-y.
Well, and that's true.
That's true.
But it's team holdout.
What it is.
Is Stacey on this team?
Is Stacey on this team, or does she tell you to turn it on before you do?
No, she willy-nilly just turns on heat or air at different points, and then it gets warm during the day.
And you say, what's the heat's on or the air on or whatever the case may be?
See, I'm looking at the long run.
Because if I turn the heat on, then during the day it's going to get stuffy.
But then if I don't turn the heat on at night, it's going to get cold.
And then what parts of the house do I turn the heat on?
because I'm not going to heat the whole office up here just to sit up here for four hours
and then go back to signing books.
So I've got to make these decisions and it's complicated.
It's also cold.
What's the temperature in the office?
This morning it was 62.
Yeah, that's way too cold.
Well, yes, but then I set the heat on 65, which is sort of a middle ground.
and to warm it up a little bit so I couldn't see my breath.
But then when the sun has come out and shone through the windows, it's 66 and the heat won't blow.
So now the 66 is chillier than it was when it was 64 with the heat on.
We went through this last winter.
It's a complicated mathematical equation and also the dew point.
Do you realize what the due point is in my office right now?
in your office, no.
Well, you should
that you'd understand
what I'm talking about.
Well, what is it?
I'm not going to tell you now.
You don't know.
Well, I can't see the indicator.
You have a dew point indicator in your office?
As far as you know I do.
Anyway, the point is
where we're going to try to muddle through here
under these horrible atmospheric conditions.
and we got a lot of things to talk about.
It's,
do you know that as we sit here,
not when the people hear this,
but as we sit here recording it,
today would have been my father's 111th birthday.
Oh, wow.
And obviously,
that's not a life expectancy that you would,
you would expect most people.
That's why they call it expectancy.
expect most people to have, but it would have been his 111th birthday.
And boy howdy, I can't imagine what he would think about anything currently going on in the world today.
Yeah, what would you think about the newspaper business right now?
Oh, gee, he would think it was a pamphlet advertising the real newspaper.
I actually laid my hands on a newspaper the other day when I was standing away.
for the woman at Walgreens to be able to figure out how to open up her station.
And it's like the old Memphis programs, you know, the six pages with the fucking insert in the
middle, there's your newspaper. No wonder people are fucking ignorant to what's happening in the
world. But yeah. And the Courier Journal has been bought by the USA Today people also,
a number of years ago, all this happened.
And it's merged into a conglomerate instead of, as it once was,
the independently owned, locally owned,
and leading newspaper in a fucking state.
It's part of the USA Today chain.
Unfortunately, the business realities have turned the newspaper into kind of what the dream
was it would always be, just all this stuff with no advertising.
If you look at a newspaper from, I mean, even 15 years of,
ago, 20 years ago, but let alone 50 or 60 years ago, stuffed with advertising.
I mean, that's why it was so thick.
It's all gone.
All that advertising money is out the window.
Well, and that's actually, for all the people out there are saying, we don't care.
That's actually the reason why that we have a good percentage of the recorded history
of professional wrestling in the 20th century.
Yeah.
Because not only the newspaper coverage, but every promotion bought an ad in newspaper,
anybody, any wrestling fan that's been on a fan freeing length of time or been on social media
or seen any of my books, whatever, has seen the wrestling ads.
And they listed the card.
And my God, there's kids that probably haven't heard about this now that I'm thinking about it,
aren't there?
Every week, that's how I used to find out what I was doing in Memphis on Monday nights
before they actually told me.
On Friday nights, after the town, whether I was Tupelo or whatever spot show I was at,
in the Memphis territory, when I first got into business, my habitual routine was I would go back to Memphis.
and before I did anything else,
I would stop at a newspaper box
on the corner of,
oh, God, it was
summer avenue and something.
I can't remember, but there was a little shopping center
and it had a newspaper box
and the late night,
the early Saturday morning paper
in those days would be delivered in the boxes
by like 11 o'clock or midnight
or whatever the fuck it was.
And there's an ad for the Monday night matches.
And you couldn't trust the main event all the time
because this was before TV
and they sometimes would false book
of a main event and then change it based on an angle on TV.
But they would have the entire card listed.
And I would be able to see what my guys were doing
before I got to TV the next morning and they told me.
And then I'd head over to Shoney's, also on Summer Avenue,
because they had the all-you-can-eat breakfast bar till 2 a.m. for like $4.99.
And they would lose money on bacon by the time I got out of there.
But that's what they did in every territory all over the country was they put ads in the
local paper with the
card and the
fucking details of where
it was and what the time was, bell time,
blah, blah, blah.
And that's how all this stuff has been
able to be recreated in modern times.
Who was where?
Who was champion? Who was wrestling
who and who did what?
Newspaper advertising.
You know, it's interesting back then,
you know, basically up until
at least the 80s.
Yeah, I could even say the 19th.
I think the internet's really the thing that killed it more than anything, and that's smartphones.
But, like, you would see the smartest person and the dumbest person reading the newspaper.
Yes.
You know, because whatever it was, if you liked sports, every box score would be there for baseball.
Eventually, for me, that was like a moment where I was like, do I really need to buy the paper
physically anymore if they don't even have the updated sports in there?
The website does, but they don't.
but everyone used to see it whether it was help wanted ads.
I mean, that was the primary source of finding new jobs forever.
And it's not even in the equation anymore.
It was, what's for sale?
What's, you know, I'm looking to buy, or big sale at this department store, or
gas station every business of any description in town, they had, for,
years it was newspapers and as we mentioned that's why a lot of the newspapers before the television
era are the most valuable to wrestling history but and you had radio and you had television and that
was what you had for decades and decades so that was the way you got the word out but you know now
we have the internet brian you know what we've gotten the word out about quite well from what i've
been able to ascertain now based on the evidence we've gotten a word out
about my new fucking book.
The word is out, and we're almost out of the books.
Folks, again, heroes and friends, you can go to Jim Cornett.com and click on the
banner there on the home page, and it gives you the information on what's involved.
But if you've already got skin in this game, and many of you do, because we've had a kind of
unprecedented response, we have sold almost that.
As we're sitting here speaking, Brian, we got like 300 of this thing left on the print run.
And so, yes, we are trying to make a decision, Hotchkiss and I, more me than Hotchkiss, honestly,
we're negotiating on how many thousand more copies we need to get to get the same wholesale price that we had.
But the issue now is if you want this thing by Christmas,
and I'm happy that everybody's going to see this thing eventually,
and I am over the moon, as Adrian Street would say about the response,
but I'm not trying a strong army out of your money.
But if you want this thing, any chance of getting it by Christmas,
please order as soon as you are physically available to do so.
Brian, I said on the last show,
I got 450, the first 450 orders all packed,
up and ready for Hotchkis to pick up and slap the label on them and put them in the system
and send them along their way. And he came over and he picked him up and we loaded them in a car.
And he said, now here's the orders from the last four days. And there were 380 of them.
That was on top of the first week's orders. So I had a net gain of 70. And since he picked these up,
I've done like a couple hundred more and got a couple hundred more orders,
and I figured out that right now, if I sign and hand over to him 100 books a day for the next three weeks,
I will catch up to the orders I have right now.
So that's a long-winded way of saying, folks, I'm behind.
Everybody's going to get everything.
but if you wanted his Christmas presents or just to see it quick
and quick is used loosely there,
please go ahead and order now
because this is getting hectic.
But I can't wait for people to actually see it in their hands
and hopefully give it good reviews where people will want it.
I'm at the far end of my tether, Brian,
and my thoughts are running clear together.
and I sleep light or whatever
because the night goes on forever.
That's a deep album cut.
It's what that one is.
Look it up, kids.
Oh, that's, speaking of deep,
have you figured out where you're going to dig the hole
to bury that thing yet?
Oh, no, it doesn't stop working.
Hold on.
There we go.
It's alive and well.
But once again, so are sales.
That Cornett's collectibles at Jim Cornett.
come. And here's the thing.
There are also
action figures and t-shirts
and all the action figures are on
sale at various discounts and the
t-shirts are available and the
new autographed pictures and all the variety
of things, but the book is just
becoming very popular. And
we sold out of the second
shipment of wrestling in the garden books by
Scott Teal on the Madison Square Garden
history. So he is kindly
shipped us one more shipment
and we're about 25% through that.
So if you want that book also,
it is still available while supplies last again.
We're selling more books than Amazon over here.
We need some truck drive.
Do you know any truck drivers?
I have some friends at the union that could help you out, maybe.
Can they?
I heard a lot of time stuff falls off their trucks.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
My uncle Tommy used to bring home every once in a while to ate Lola,
a box with like a thing of Windex and I don't want to say all any more specific product names,
but like a window cleaner or a toilet cleaner or some goddamn, I think even breakfast cereal.
and when I was little I didn't understand what was happening but apparently there
sometimes Erewis while something would fall he worked at a plant where they loaded and shipped
all this stuff from that they sent out to the various grocery stores and every once while
something might fall off the truck and and the guys that loaded things got to take it home so
they'd have to buy shit to clean with or eat with.
So that was a nice little perk of having a shitty job, apparently, in those days.
Nevertheless, speaking of a shitty job, we've been talking about broken femurs.
I know you've talked about many, you know, you were just having dinner with the kids last night,
talking about various broken femurs.
But we got a couple of emails from people who have experience so we can
put the femur matter to rest, because it's been femur fever,
as you looked up that some professional athletes came back in six or nine months,
and somebody else was out for a number of years, poor old Kota Abushi,
he's saying it's going to be a year or two.
So we got testimony here.
Would you like to hear some experienced medical professionals at first?
Yeah, let's hear something because the only thing we know is that Kota Abushi broke his leg in that spot with Josh Alexander, and now he's going to be out for two years.
Well, this is from Jeremy in Dayton, Ohio, and he is apparently an experienced medical professional.
The femur is the longest and heaviest bone in the human body and is one of the strongest bones in the body as well,
having worked in the ICU of a level one trauma center,
I can say that most of the femur fractures I have seen
come from motor vehicle collisions
where the driver or passenger goes forward
striking the point of the knee into the dashboard
at a high rate of speed,
or in the elderly who have fallen.
Due to its immense strength,
fractures of the femur are exceedingly rare
with an average of 10 to 21 per 100,000 people per year.
So this is a major fuck up that has happened
or that, you know, can happen.
But it doesn't happen that often.
And it makes sense that when when Abushi was falling,
he was like doing a splash to the floor
and the rail was under his face.
so when he caught the rail
with his hands to protect his face
it spun his legs around
and his knees landed on the goddamn concrete
so that explains that
or it gives you a real opportunity
when he comes back to do something special
that's never been done before
a sympathetic baby face
who is the man with brittle bones
the baby face you always have to worry about
You always have to hope someone will protect him,
but he somehow overcomes the odds and wins the match before he gets injured again.
Never been done.
Well, I think they're doing it.
I think we may already be into it.
And this is just Al from Kenosha, Wisconsin, who is not a doctor
and states that his medical knowledge is of the bare minimum that is required by himself.
But a couple of years ago, his daughter was involved in a car accident that totaled both vehicles,
and she broke her femur in the process.
They had to surgically insert a metal rod in her leg to help heal the bone.
She didn't get it removed until a year later, and the doctor told her it would be nine to 12 months to fully recover after that.
She doesn't have the incredible and legendary DNA that Abushi has, but it took her about.
about a year to feel mostly comfortable.
And now, you know, cold weather bothers her,
but it did take about a full two years
to be able to operate her injured leg
without constant pain.
So with Abushi's history of detachable legs
and their connected bones falling apart,
I'm not sure he'll even be close to the
less than stellar ability he's had the last
five years compared to his younger days.
So, Jesus Christ, what do they all got to perch on the top rope for?
You know, it's amazing that there really haven't been more broken femurs than wrestling,
especially in the past when you had older guys still wrestling, and just from a bump,
just as they got older.
He never heard about this until Abushi.
Well, it was because the older guys were falling from much lower places.
sometimes even crumpling a la Ox Baker to the ground
because they realized what
what the fuck might happen
anyhow
do you think the rings are too soft
I don't know if this is related to it
because Abushi fell to the floor
just do you think that the fact that the rings are so soft
encourages people to do things that they wouldn't have done in the past
on those harder rings
what the rings
the rings in AEW
or most
Indies
that I see on television
are no
more bumpworthy
than the good rings
of the territories were
except they got better padding
but I mean as far as the give
that's fine
Vince is the one that had the
concrete
bullshit through the 80s and well
into the late 90s
but it's
No, it's not about the ring that they're bumping on now is not appreciably different in terms of give
and how it's going to affect the overall impact of the bump than a real good territory ring was in the 80s or the Smoky Mountain Ring was in the 90s.
It just, they have cleaner canvases and better padding.
and I'm not going to say that the turnbuckles
aren't sometimes protected better or whatever,
but the point is, when you get scoop slammed
and you land, there's no appreciable difference
between a good ring now and a good ring 30, 40 years ago.
So it's not like somebody just said, oh, God,
now I can fly like the wind.
It feels like I'm floating in landing in a cloud.
a lot of them are in better shape
and they have to be
because they're taking more of these fucking bumps
but also a lot of them are smaller
and they have to be
because they're taking more of these fucking bumps
well soon Cota
well there's some other people
while we're talking about it
that we may have sent
get well wishes too
there's a literal
a to Z of the pro wrestling business
is in various new positions.
I've been inundated by people
since we talked about
John Moxley's last
jackass episode
that he had with Darby and the stuff he did on
television, whatever.
And I talked about his admiration
for the bank addicted drug
robber Nick Gage.
Now, a bunch of people who said,
they just, his, his former,
I guess former friend, current friend,
but they don't work together anymore,
the guy that runs garbage championship wrestling,
the GCW fellow,
apparently said, just because everybody's asking me,
no, Nick Gage is not going to appear at any
shows upcoming because he's in rehab,
has been for a while, expects to be there indefinitely.
But at the same time,
time, I don't, are you just supposed to tell people when your friends are in rehab, but when they,
when it's news to them? Are you just supposed to blurt it out in public? And, and secondly,
he hadn't apparently, I guess he'd been on the outs with the guy anyway, because he hadn't worked
for him for a while in the middle of being in, you know, in or out of rehab, because he was in rehab last year,
too.
But we need to acknowledge
that. Everybody said, well, at least he's trying
to turn his life around.
Good for him. It would be funny if he came out of rehab
and denounced garbage wrestling.
You know, I realize now the error of my
ways, I like to reinvent myself.
But, you know, good for him, though. Good and better.
And who knows if he got, if he gave permission
for the promoter to
make the public announcement or not.
That's, you know, but also, and I'm not
going to tear the guy down. And,
And here's the thing.
If he wants to get better and not be in a wrestling business,
more power to him from me too.
My only problem was that he was in a wrestling business
and it was fucking an embarrassment.
And I don't truthfully know
whether any type of substance abuse
had anything to do with what he was doing.
But what he was doing,
whether he was on caffeine,
or fucking anything
was still embarrassing
to the wrestling business
but it's not
again it's not all his fault
when you look at it
because you got a guy
that obviously either has issues
or as we've said
and this is not a revelation
doesn't come off
to be that bright to begin with
why is there somebody
and says oh I'll pay you
to come over here
and use can openers on people
or whatever the fuck is going on
and fall through furniture
and bleed in barbed wire
and do whatever the fuck it is these people do.
You know, at some point,
there's athletic commissions all over the place,
and I know these types try to skirt the athletic commissions,
but is this even athletic anymore
or is this some kind of goddamn,
you know, audience participation, Rocky Horror Picture Show gone wrong with injuries that some just city statute needs to regulate, whether it's wrestling or, you know, roller derby with goddamn razor blades on your fucking elbow pads or whatever.
Can this even be relegated to an athletic commission anymore, Brian, is my question.
maybe a circus commission
that does all the things that are in athletic endeavors
that are just involving shows in front of people,
I really don't know.
I mean, this isn't a new discussion.
You know, going back to everything Ian Rotten did
that got in trouble with the Kentucky State Athletic Commission,
I mean, that's what, 25 years ago, maybe even a little more,
somewhere in that range.
It's not a new thing.
You know, that company that Nick Gage worked for
travels around. Does a show here, a show there, a lot of shows in Jersey.
That's the easiest way to stay ahead of the authorities.
I'm always surprised there's any audience for that stuff,
but I don't think it's a relatively big...
I mean, the audience for this show, for us talking about it,
is bigger than the audience interested in it.
Well, yeah, but it's a subculture,
but the problem is it gets lumped in with pro wrestling
and you see the mugshot,
from when he robbed the bank.
Pro wrestler robs bank.
Or, yeah, pro wrestlers in rehab again.
And by the way, you know, I'd be more inclined to support his efforts
if this apparently wasn't the first or not the first,
but wasn't a number of times.
If wasn't the first time he's been in rehab,
that's happened before.
And wouldn't you think after you went to prison for robbing a bank 10 years ago
or whatever, it might have been?
ring a ling on the on the alarm clock but nevertheless that's what pro wrestling gets the
the stigma of this guy when you see him coming out with the no teeth and the screaming
and the baseball bats and barbed wire and things and there's obviously something going on
with him personally whether which came first c t
chicken or the egg, I don't know.
But that's
the whole bunch of these people that think that they're
proving something somehow by
mutilating themselves and sliced themselves
up on these low-level,
low-budget indie
things
to be wrestlers
because they can't make it any other way.
That's my issue with these people.
And the people who
allow it to go
on and foster that subculture.
But we wish him well, don't we, Brian?
Yeah. I hope he gets better in rehab. Hopefully it works.
And if he wants to come back to wrestling, I'm telling you. Come back, your gimmick is you're a wrestling
reformer. You come back, first thing of you do, you say, I watched Moxley and Darby,
and gosh darn it, they've gone too far. And I've changed my ways. I've thrown away my pizza
Cutter, and now I want to
change wrestling, and then every match when people
pull out tables and stuff, he gets rid of all the
weapons.
He could use a spatula as like
a fly swatter, just to
smack the back of their hand.
A ruler, like a teacher, he gets a ruler,
and when someone like goes to do something, he smacks them
with the ruler. Well, no, see, I was going for pizza
cutter to spatula, see, I'm staying in the
food fucking space, as the kids
say. I didn't realize that was a part
of the thing. I mean, it was a weapon. It was
more about the weapon space than the food space.
Well, but see, it's still the genre of utensil,
but it would be lightened up a little bit.
So I still like my simile better.
Well, fans just vote in, spatula or a room.
Yes.
But anyway, and also we want us in Get Well Wishes, apparently,
because I guess now he's in a hospital, Abdullah the Butcher.
and a lot of people are going to say,
well, why, you just cuss Nick Gage all over the place
for an Abdullah the butcher was the wild and the crazy
and the bloody guy and whatever to blah, blah, blah.
And at least Abdullah the butcher drew money,
as I said to only Anderson one time.
But besides that...
Where is that money? I want it.
It's mine.
Wikipedia says it's mine.
He's back, ladies and gentlemen.
It's slow Devon.
Oh, I'm coming to the hospital.
He had his blood replaced, I'll have you know.
That's right.
But anyway, as far as Abdullah, in a what, Brian, from the time that he started working in the,
was it the mid or even the early 60s, maybe in his first matches, in the 50 years of his
active career.
He got the reputation, obviously, for the blood and the gore.
And it worked because, A, nobody else was doing it or allowed to do it except the
Sheik.
And the only time, remember, the only time the Sheik and Abdullah ever got together was
in Sheik's territory when he would bring in his like doppelganger or in Japan
where they were like, oh, this will be crazy.
crazy.
The tag team with the worst work rate
of all time. The she could have people to butcher
in all Japan. It was the freak show thing and it worked for a while.
But point being,
it was the only time that they saw anything like that,
he was the,
version of the Sheik that could go to the other territories
because Sheik didn't have time and et cetera.
And he adopted his own persona,
but you couldn't, you didn't have,
multiple people on the show doing all this stuff that's what and also same thing with the
chic formula if he was going to be a crazy guy and it was wild blood he was in and out in six or
seven minutes but abby could work too and when he was when it was called for her especially
when he was with somebody that either deserved it or might just expect it and he you know
Andre, whatever, he could take bumps.
He could get slammed.
He could get monkey flipped.
Edward, he was motivated.
He was there.
But it was a, he looked the part.
And it was an incredible monster gimmick that again, you know, whether it was a special
mystery partner or a bounty hunter or whatever, he lived in Georgia, so he spent a lot of
time in Georgia, but he went out.
a lot because he knew he couldn't be in a territory, even a weekly or a monthly territory for
years and years, it would have killed him. So he went all over because that way he stayed in
attraction. But apparently now he's in the hospital, and he's 84. Brian, well, you saw Abby in the
90s live. I saw Abby in the 70s live. If you'd have told me,
looking at that man in the 1970s,
that 50 years later he will still be alive,
I would have said you're out of your mind.
And he's 84 that I guess he admits to.
So that's incredible.
Just on a, how often does a guy
get to be 400 pounds for 50 years of his life
and make it to the mid 80s?
Yeah, smoking cigars.
Bad diet.
And I was about to say a diet on the road that probably wasn't the healthiest,
even when he wasn't eating at his house of chicken and ribs.
My first exposure to Abdul the Butcher as a kid was fun baby face Abdul the Butcher in 1990
with Captain Mike Rotunda and Norman the Lunatic.
Yes.
What a team that was.
What a group.
You want to talk about groups as bad as the conglomerate.
in AEW.
At least these people had some stars like Abdullah,
but what a group.
Mike Rotunda as a boat captain
with Norman the Lunatic and Abdullah the butcher.
But I'll tell you what,
Abby was one of those guys in the 70s
and I still got to see at some place
because he was with Crockett in 85 when we were there.
Got to work with him on cards on a number of occasions.
And in some places he could still
do it, but as he would raise the fucking tension level in the room when he came out.
It was like people tensed up and you didn't know what between the look on his face and the
size of him and the overall shit that he did, people gave, even the marks that might want to
take a poke at some of the heels gave him a lot of fucking room because they didn't know what
the fuck was going to go on. And if he was doing the thing where he just came in and it was
crazy, then it was seven minutes and the people were fucking whooping.
But he had a presence that people were scared of in those days.
And it was the way that he just transformed into Abdullah the butcher as going to be an Abby.
Hello, Abby in the back.
You know, he had this talent where you would want.
watch him like shuffling around.
And he was really good at having like this look on his face where you believed he was kind of
not slow,
but just like there was something off with this man.
And he had this ability to be shuffling out there with that look and just all of a sudden like rush
and move quick to the point.
Like, oh my God, this guy's crazy.
He was really good at play in that role.
You know, when I saw him in 1990, 91, he was electrocuted to Halloween Havoc.
Oh God.
I know I hated that.
But I never really thought about it,
but I never could have guessed his age
because he always looked younger than he was
if you were just exposed to him.
Well, and he never changed where he,
if you looked at pictures side by side
from the 60s and 70s to the 90s, you could tell,
but to the, unless you looked at him all the time,
he always looked the same.
And that was, you know,
except when he added scars, which added to the
to the whole presentation, as they say.
And that, again, the elbow dropped the meat cleaver.
That was the most believable fucking finish move in wrestling.
Because especially as he got even heavier
when not only it would be the elbow,
but one of those mud flaps that would come down home,
but he didn't hurt anybody.
He could move.
He was the guy, correct me if I'm wrong,
that the Georgia office used to get Tommy Rich over.
Tommy Rich came in and Abdul beat him and bloodied him up
and, you know, a young Tommy Rich bleeding,
that was what is, you know, that was his business
for several years after that.
And then he said, I need another shot, I could beat him.
And I think they did it again.
He got beat up and bloodied.
I need another shot, I could beat him.
And finally, he beat him.
And that led to Tommy Rich being one of the biggest baby-faced stars
ever in Georgia.
ever in the business at that point in time where the super station was just starting to take off
Tommy Rich was the baby face in the business remember Terry Funk told the story he knew
cable was going to kill all the territories when they were at a West Texas town
had some of the guys from Atlanta including Tommy Rich he got out of the car
Terry and Tommy Rich and one of the other top baby faces in Texas and the people ran to Tommy
Rich in like Amarillo and he was a
oh shit but that was and it was
Tommy Rich learned how to baby face
he was from Tennessee he got in the business
because his parents knew Jerry Jarrett
and he debuted right after he graduated high school
I saw like his maybe fourth or fifth fucking match I think
and he learned from Tojo Yamamoto, he learned from Jerry Jarrett,
he had an early program with Lawler for the Southern Title
when he'd been working like maybe a year.
The formula was he was a young, likable, teenage still country boy,
just happened to be 6'2 and 230 pounds or whatever,
with the blonde hair and the cute face and the all shun.
but he could fire up
and you beat the shit out of him
and he sold his ass off and he knew how to sell
and he was selling like Ricky Morton
a couple years for Reggie Morton
and Ricky Morton took it to the next level
but Tommy he would bleed
and he'd sell and he looked like he was crying
and he just on and then he would somehow
on the verge of death he would come out
with a fez press and win the fucking thing
people go insane
and they did
similar things with him in Tennessee
getting started where they just beat on him
and beat on him but he wouldn't quit
and he kept coming back
and then they transferred that to the ultimate
with Abdullah
this giant
guy that comes out and eats raw fucking chicken
or whatever on the air suddenly
savaging this he was only 20
at that point
20 maybe 21
and it worked and the women love Tommy Rich especially he's the one that started the
young girl revolution in Georgia wrestling.
Well, get well, Abdullah, who never started a young girl revolution in any wrestling,
but helped too, in effect.
Have you heard what one of our old favorites now, Brian, is doing for a living?
And bravo to him.
I'm going to applaud him for real, actually, instead of sarcastically.
But Marco Stunt is selling cars now.
Did you hear about this?
I couldn't avoid this because a ton of listeners when they saw,
there was a video of him announcing that he's selling cars and doing his new gig.
People just sent it to his nonstop.
And I think they sent it thinking, make fun of this.
I felt happy for him.
Yes.
Look, he looks clean, he looks like he has a good job, maybe a future.
Good for him.
He's not breaking his leg.
And also, everybody prospers.
He's got a job where he's not going to break his bones,
and we don't have to watch him wrestle.
But yeah, the video he even talks about, you know,
I used to be a wrestler and get thrown around,
but now I'm throwing around great deals.
I mean, you know, Bravo again.
Here's the thing.
It was embarrassing.
to wrestling
that it was made
phony and
silly by having this
small fellow
working competitively
and doing all the tricks and all the bullshit
with the real legitimate wrestlers.
I didn't say
he couldn't be a car salesman.
I have no goddamn beef with car salesmen
of all shapes and sizes.
It doesn't
make my business look phony. So
Bravo, Marco.
But that's the thing is
again, there were
people who encouraged this guy.
He had
the one major
injury that he had
was not in AEW.
He was at a bar somewhere in
California and did a sunset flip
going to do some kind of sunset flip
power bomb thing or whatever off of a bar, an actual bar in a bar,
and overshot and broke his leg on the other side of the thing,
just bam.
That was not a,
but didn't he have an injury in AEW also?
Or do you even care enough to remember?
You know, I think so as you say that.
I can't remember.
Maybe it was a broken femur.
I really don't know.
I don't remember.
Oh, come on.
now you know, you got fever on the brain.
You got brain femur.
Yeah, I don't know.
He remember they got rid of him.
He was one of the first guys like that they cut or two years in or whatever.
Well, you know what I have to say it like that.
They brought him back to wrestle a heel Jack Perry that one time.
Well, yes, but you don't have to say they got rid of him.
Like they rub him out and buried him out in the desert.
The first round, the first group of guys who all of a sudden around the same period of time
started disappearing from AEW.
You jelly Nutella, Marco Stunt.
The crew where even Tony had to realize that he was led down to Primrose path,
I can't actually employ these people and put him on television.
Yes, yes.
But point being, where I was going with that, before I took the side turn, people booked him.
And yes, he got to be a little viral thing on the Internet because it was so preposterous.
But it's just, that is again, along with the kookamonga kids,
their whole trampoline, you know, club,
when there was a subset of fans like the death match fans,
but the subset of fans that want to wrestling to be silly
and just goofy with the kids playing.
And this kid was going to and did get hurt severely.
and thankfully he's realized you can't be 125 pounds and do all this bullshit and now I'm happy
selling cars because he's not going to kill himself and I don't have to watch him wrestle
but again it's these fucking amateur wannabe outlaw mud show promoters that run their
hometowns on their birthdays that encourage this kind of thing for the past what's
had been 10, 15 years now.
The silliness and the hokeyness,
because they're the promoting version
of the wrestlers in the ring.
They won't pretend to be these big time promoters,
but they look like idiots,
and they don't know what they're doing,
but they got access to a little money every once in a while.
And then they book various offshoots
of what wrestling is supposed to be like this.
And people, not only does the business suffer through association, but people get fucking hurt.
Maybe it's an idea.
I'm just going to one more thing.
Maybe it's an idea if somebody has a long history of repeated substance abuse issues and crimes stemming from such,
or people keep breaking major bones in their bodies.
over and over or have bodies that you know it's only a matter of time before they break some of
them major bones.
Don't book them!
There's a car dealership near me.
Every salesman's like some old guy, and then there's one hot girl.
My question is, do you think Marco Stunt's gimmick is effective for a car salesman?
If you walk in there to buy a car and this nice-looking little boy comes up to you and says,
I'd like to sell you a car.
Do you think it's an effective sales tool?
I think he's probably a personable little thing
that again on television and wrestling to me came off as a wise-ass little prick
because he was bowing up at all the fucking regular-sized people.
But either he's a good enough worker
or maybe he is just a personal,
personable little fellow outside of that.
If he can transfer that in a little glibness,
I think he's going to do better at selling cars
and he did at wrestling,
I'll tell you that.
Good heavens.
Do you remember Brother Ernest Angel from Memphis TV?
Yes, because the real one was Ernest Angley.
That was Brother Ernest Angley.
Yes, that's right.
Reverend Ernest Angley was a 80s,
and I think he may,
we talked about him a year,
two ago and somebody said he's still alive he was 90 something looked like goddamn house of wax
but in the 80s he was a big televangelist and there was a guy that did a stick
a promo kind of like him and became a manager in the memphis territory named brother ernest
angel and he did that for a while and he ended up and i'm searching now my man
memory because I've just thought of this.
I can't remember what his real name was.
But he ended up being the,
I don't think he owned it.
I could go back and find the paperwork, but I'm not going to take the time.
He was managing or running a car lot in Knoxville.
When Classy Motors wasn't ponying up money at one particular period,
we did another angle over at his car lot.
And he was a monthly sponsor.
but he, you know, again,
he was able to transfer
doing a promo
to selling fucking cars.
And he was even smoother than Wayne
from Classy Motors.
You know, Judge Otto dealer had a great gimmick.
I don't know if I'd want to support that man
and give him my money.
Well, see, you'd much rather give your money
to Brother Ernest Angel.
Who'd give you the sense and the feeling
with his pleasant voice
that he was going to do something good
with that money, those proceeds and those fun.
He was doing the televangelist gimmick
on Memphis TV before Bruce Pritchard was doing
Brother Love. I think he beat him by a year or so, right?
Oh, yeah. Well,
I mean,
there was no similarity.
Bruce went way over the top
with the whole thing, but
you know, Brother Ernest Angel
was, you know, on Memphis
TV, so he had to be more
believable than WWF, you know.
And he didn't need makeup.
He was just naturally colored kind of that way.
All right.
Well, before we go any further, we,
apparently the stars have shined upon us again.
Uncle Dave has blessed us with his reviews of the
most recent AEW pay-per-view
wrestle dream.
If you're in a dream that lasts that long,
I think it's a medically induced coma.
But Dave, as he does, every month has chosen to rate these things.
I'm glad he's not the guy reviewing restaurants,
or to-main would be as big as the black death was in the Middle Ages.
Oscar's Greasy Spoon Diner, five stars for the clams.
But, Brian, do you have the latest admission?
I do.
You haven't had those five-star clams?
I always see these clams here.
I can only talk about the clams in front of me.
Well, you better not clam up about them clams, I'll tell you.
Well, you're looking awful clammy, though.
I'm feeling it too.
You have clams in your lap there from Uncle Dave about the AEW pay-per-view,
the star ratings, and normally we try to go by what is.
thinking is by each match, but in this case, I will interject with just random thoughts,
but I'm going to save my overall comments for the end of this because I'm starting to sense,
I know you'll find it's hard to believe, Brian. I'm starting to sense a pattern in some of
Uncle Dave's AEW reviews, but go ahead. What does he have to say? Well, Jim, we will first
start with the pre-show, which you and I did not see because we watched the pre-show that they gave us,
which was a different pre-show than whatever the other one was with the matches.
I don't know where that is.
Apparently now the pre-show is on TNT.
On T&T on cable?
Apparently now, at least this one was.
I just heard that.
So they got that going for them.
Did they announce that in advance?
I don't.
They announced so many things.
Is this the show that you have seen in your life that has more graphics and more
match announcements and more lists of things to come and etc.
than anything you've ever seen before, but nevertheless.
Let's get to it.
A.W. Russell Dream in St. Louis.
Let's go to this. The opening match from the pre-show, which we did not see.
Daniel Garcia, Wheeler Yuta, Claudio Castignoli, and Pack, defeated Kyle O'Reilly, Orange
Cassidy, Roderick Strong, and Tomo Hero E. Shee.
four-star match.
Well, with an all-star lineup like that,
why would you expect anything else?
So the opening cold eight-man tag
for no apparent reason on the pre-show
equals Rick Flair
versus Ricky Steamboater, Sean Michaels versus the Undertaker.
As I said, I'm going to save my comments,
but just now that we've established that baseline.
Well, Jim, that was 15 minutes, 57 seconds,
next match went three minutes and six seconds.
Hook and Eddie Kingston
defeated Cole Carter
and Griff Garrison.
There's no rating given to this.
Not much to this, just a basic TV squash.
Well,
okay, but they went
three minutes and
did something,
took a bump or two.
Now, if you don't do enough
moves to meet the threshold, he's not even going to rate the match, whether you have a complete
match or not.
Well, we'll see if that happens again.
Willow Nightingale and Harley Cameron defeated Megan Bain and Penelope Ford.
12 minutes, 14 seconds, 2 and 3 quarter stars.
Boy, howdy, what did one of their breast implants fall out and fucking land in the first
row?
How could they possibly score that low on the Meltzer scale?
are they not they're not friends with anybody i'm not sure but jim the final pre-show match
which i guess is also the first the first match of the main show yeah ftr defeated kevin knight
and mike bailey 12 minutes 23 seconds four and a half star match
followed by jamie hater defeating tecla 15 minutes 36 seconds i
thought this was a train wreck.
Three and a quarter stars.
That's...
So now, three stars is train wreck level.
And the other one's got two and a half or whatever.
That shows you where they were at.
Jack Perry and Luchosaurus defeated the Youngbucks,
23 minutes, eight seconds,
for an alleged $500,000,
four and three-quarter stars.
Oh, come on now!
That's as good as five.
All right, all righty, then.
I know you're saving your big thoughts for the end.
Bobby Lashley, Shelton, Benjamin, and MVP.
Defeater Rickache and Toa Leona
and Bishop Kahn in a tornado match
to earn a shot at the trio's title,
13 minutes, 25 seconds,
three and three-quarter stars.
Very good match, Dave said.
Very good.
from what I recall of what I said, based on what I saw,
I said, boy, howdy, I love Shelton and Lashley and MVP,
but this thing is brutal to watch in some points.
And I don't believe that you were disagreeing with me.
And those heels just ain't got it.
As Ernie Ladd would say to Bill, watch you, boy, just don't have it.
But nevertheless.
Kyle Fletcher, defeated Mark Briscoe, 24 minutes, 44 seconds, 4 and 3 quarter stars.
Gah!
Once again, as good as five.
Just as good.
Chris Stathlander defeated Tony Storm, 16 minutes, 32 seconds, four star match.
Oh, come on now.
Followed by Mercedes Monet, defeating Mina Shirakawa, 2.
win the Ring of Honor Interim Women's TV Championship,
three and a quarter stars.
Jim and Matt, you were anticipating.
Bandito and Brody King, collectively known as Brodito,
defeated Konosukee Okata.
Oh boy.
27 minutes, 28 seconds.
Five-star match.
Just an incredible match.
Long, never dragged, tremendous storytelling,
and tremendous moves as well as something of a surprise finish
with Bandito, Pending Okada,
who is almost always protected from losing.
So Dave really liked it?
He...
All right, go ahead. One more.
Two more.
Two more.
Adam Page...
defeated Samoa Joe
19 minutes one second
4 and a quarter stars
And finally
Darby Allen
defeated John Moxley in an I-quit match
26 minutes
2 seconds
The only thing I heard say I quit
was Amazon Prime
during that match
4 and a quarter stars
Oh boy
All right Brian you are not only
old enough to remember
but you've seen back issues of Uncle Dave's writings.
And he at one time was a tremendous fan
and disciple of Bill Watts's work.
Bill Watts' booker, he would hold everything up to the Bill Watts standard,
Mid-South Wrestling, however, and he would talk to other old-time promoters,
and he would write pieces where he would explain how,
Sam Muchnik felt this might damage the business or this great Booker would use this type of logic.
And it seemed like that he had somewhat of a grasp on right versus left, up versus down, north and south, whatever poles that you care to use.
and I'm sorry, but people change in many ways, yes, you can change your opinions on people or things
based on ongoing events or things that you learn.
But Brian, does what makes sense to you as a human being?
What may, is logical?
What is even right from wrong?
just sensible and rational and reasonable A plus B equals C, does that change no matter how old
you get unless you end up getting dementia?
Well, you know, part of Dave's argument is that you always have to learn.
You always have to be ready to learn.
And I think sometimes he interprets learning as just accept whatever the youngest person around
you thinks they should do.
because all of a sudden it became history be damned
you know what everyone's doing now
I don't know if it's the young people
or if it's his friends people
because there are people of varying ages
involved in this thing
but that's the problem is that Dave
he has to be so mortified
that his friends that he put so much faith in that he thought were,
and you are our friends,
whether it be the kookamonga kids and their gang that petted him and made over him
or Tony Kahn that made,
you know,
made a big deal out of reading the observer and learning things.
And Dave makes a big deal out of how much he learned.
And they got the chance and they weren't up to put.
putting it together, which was the projection and the projection came true.
Tony Kahn had the money to be a promoter and the will to do it,
and in that effort has been successful because he spent enough money to be able to get some back.
But as a booker, it's been a mess because he learned Mark shit that Uncle Dave, as he
got older, got more involved in the minute
niche market subculture
mark shit.
And his friends, the
in ring part of the equation
weren't up to putting on a show
or being the stars of a show of this magnitude.
They were good in
fucking, what was it,
Reseda,
in a building with 400 people
in it. But that didn't translate.
but that's the thing is he at one point Dave prided himself on recognizing all these details about why that this style of booking was so successful, Bill Watts and the logical sports-based presentation.
And then for the past how many years since his buddies promised us that, but instead did an SS.
an L-based presentation.
He's trying to will into existence the idea that they've done a good,
that they've produced a good product and have built anything up.
And in the process, he can't bring himself to honestly look at these matches.
If you count the number of moves they pull off with varying degrees of success,
yes, there are multiple star.
matches. But if you look at the lack of logic in the booking and the loopholes in the
psychology of the matches and the bullshit and fake look and execution of some of it
at the sake of being able to get to the next big stunt and the over repetition of the next big
stunts and the constant furniture and the constant floor and the
the constant sameness of everything, then if he thinks that,
if he thinks that I review this stuff harshly,
I could only imagine what he would think if he was standing in the locker room
listening to Bill Watts critique the fucking roster if it was his roster to critique,
which Dave has never had that experience.
He talked to Watts when Watts was being professional,
talking to some type of budding industry journalist
and not your boss telling you what you fucked up about his show.
Bill Watts, Paul Bosch, whoever it may be,
talk to Dave to try to educate him on things.
If he was going to do what he was going to do,
they wanted him to understand a little bit about maybe history,
but also just about the lessons,
what you're supposed to do, why you do things, the excuses,
whatever it may be.
The relationship with Dave and Tony is completely reversed.
Dave is literally the person Tony went to and said,
hey, I want to start a wrestling company.
Who should I hire?
That's how Chris Harrington got his job.
That's literally what happened.
The first person he went to was Dave.
And Dave has access to Tony all the time.
And I could tell you that Tony has waited on Dave's thoughts on things
because they affect what he does.
That's why Dave sometimes lashes out
when Tony doesn't do
what Dave wants him to do
because Dave has never had this kind of influence
on a wrestling company
whether he admits it or not.
And this is his style of wrestling.
He gives it the best stars
he's ever given anything.
It gives it better stars
than he gave New Japan.
Well, that's because now it's seven stars
in Daly's place.
You know, I don't want to
to talk about dynamite too much now, we'll talk about it later, but there's no one there.
There's small crowds compared to AEW going to any of these markets previously.
And they're not pricing people out like WWE is.
They have no stars.
And then you watch the wrestling, and I'll save it for later, John Moxley, anyone who tells
their readers that he's comparable to Terry Funk like Dave does, if you watch his work
and you actually just watch it on mute
and try to figure out the psychology of it,
you realize how lost all his matches are.
They're terrible, and his work is terrible.
And yet there's a fan base that want to insist
he's one of the best of our time.
There's a big disconnect.
And these guys, again, Dave has direct access to Tony
in a way he's never had it with any other promoter.
had access to Vince at different times.
But it wasn't Vince going to him
for advice.
It wasn't Vince saying,
hey Dave, you know, I just want to get your thoughts on this
and this. Vince
had motives. Tony sits
under Dave's fucking learning tree.
Oh, God.
That's the reality.
The problem is there, there's some root rot.
Well, that was AW wrestle dream or
A.E.W. RootRot.
You know,
I hate to say,
it, but the poop is getting deep in here, Brian.
It may be time for me to put my boots on.
I just want to make sure that I don't mess up my nice pant legs
with all the deep doo-do that we have been dished by Uncle Dave.
But fortunately, for everybody, I won't have to worry about that.
And now you don't either, folks, because if you got to walk through poop,
you better have your brunt workwear boots on
because our friends at brunt i'm telling you what bryan i'm throwing away the copy
normally i read the advertisements exactly as they are written you can testify to this i will
not testify to that in any way no i will not no i'm i'm absolutely i'm religious about sticking to the
copy but i don't need to here because these are the best boots that i have ever had i've been
wearing it when the Monroe's come over and we work out in a yard.
I get tired for they do. Well, they get tired about the same time I do, but I can quit.
They can't. But I've been wearing my boots. The brunt were, I got the marines, the merrin boots,
but they're the high top. They lace up. They were comfortable right out of the box.
I mean, you know, I got feet there are flat. You cannot slide a credit card in between,
the floor and any part of my foot.
It's like the rocks and the pyramid.
And normally boots, it's uncomfortable to walk in,
but these things, they got the cushion in them.
They're nice and soft.
They fit well.
They didn't give my heel or my big toe with the bunion blisters
like the other boots I've had.
I remember the last pair of boots that I said I was working out of yard with
and the d'agum soul came loose and I had to duct tape it.
around the toe.
I looked like I was working
the Kansas City territory.
You ain't got to worry about you could not,
you'd stick this thing in a wood chipper
to get the soul to come off of this thing.
They're waterproof.
I can go down to the creek.
I can get on my hands and knees
and muck around and weeding in the mulch beds
and I don't have to worry about my feet getting wet.
And they're just swell.
I've never had, you know, I only buy a pair of shoes once every 10 years or so, Brian, I think I've mentioned this to you.
Because at one time in Connecticut, what, 30 years ago, I got a dozen pair on clearance and I wore them for fucking 20 years.
But I would, these are the, these shoes make me happy.
Normally it's just something to cover your feet up.
But the brunt workwear boots make me happy.
have you been out there climbing those trees and
and taking chainsaws to your bushes
and your brunt workwear boots?
I mean, I don't do those things,
but I've been out in my brunt boots,
my workware boots.
I may not be doing the work.
I may just be admiring the work that the other people did.
So you put work boots on to go out
and look at the work that other people did.
That's how removed from regular old fucking
Americanism you are.
There might be mud.
There might be that.
You got to protect yourself and you have to do it with comfortable boots for comfortable feet.
And we could certainly say you love yours.
You know the name of yours.
I don't know the name of mine.
I know that I love what I have.
Well, why did you name it when it came out of the box?
They could be your friends or your Georges.
My friends from Brunt are incredible.
By the way, that's not the name of their thing.
Their boot as it's going.
We don't know what they name their thing.
What are you talking about in the,
you're just taking this into the gutter.
Whatever the name of their thing is,
the Marin boots are good.
The omen boots are good.
They're not an omen like Damien 666 is coming to fucking take over,
but the O-H-M-A-N, which is named after,
see, this company was started by these folks,
Eric Gerard.
and his friends who started brunt workwear
when the big brands hadn't changed anything
in 100 years about the work boots.
And boom, they got real hardworking tradesmen
and people like me who hate hard work
but like getting out to yard and mucking around in mud.
The most comfortable work boots that you can ever wear
and you're not going to get your feet hurt
because they're just heavy duty
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Well, do you want to bear the brunt of the description of this past week's raw program?
Because certain things happened that affect
the ongoing future of the WWE, shaking the literal foundations of the company, possibly forever.
Yeah.
I said some sarcasm.
What's your problem with Raw?
Well, you know what?
Did you notice now I went back and watched the replay.
I found out that if you wait long enough, not only are there no commercials in the replay of
Raw on Netflix, but also...
When you try to fast forward, a box pops up that shows you what you're missing or not missing,
so you can decide whether to miss or not miss that, which is not available if you try to go back
with it a certain amount the first day or I don't know what the time cutoff is.
Does this happen to you?
I tend to watch it live when possible.
Well, fuck, I would never do that type of thing.
But nevertheless,
apparently without commercials it was only an hour and 50 minutes long this this past week October 20th I believe was the date and how long an hour 50
50 or something 50 something apparently change as they say apparently if we take out the matches it's an hour 45 well that's the thing is they didn't really pack a lot more into a shorter period of time they just did less of the stuff they normally do however we are
in this new era where it's the where did all the stars go era they're they're pushing the bronze breaker and reed and i
appreciate that because they are new legitimate top talent that needs to be utilized in this fashion so i'm fine
but again in between these things you got to sit through some other things and they had one match
that i want to talk about so nevertheless point is they start
the program with Adam Pierce.
He's starting to speak when on the screen,
it takes forever for an SUV to pull up.
And Bronbreaker and Bronze Reed and Paul Heyman to get out.
And they just walk to the ring.
And they show them walking to the ring.
They're going to stretch everything out as long as they can get out of everything.
But Pierce really reads them out.
he tells him, Seth Rollins is hurt.
And he kind of skips, at first he says, well, he was banged up anyway,
but now he's really hurt.
And because of what you guys did, what you two did,
we're stripping Seth of the World Heavyweight Championship.
We're going to crown a new champion in Salt Lake City at Saturday night's main event.
C.M. Punk won the right to be the,
the challenger and said now, since the title is open,
it's going to be punk against the winner of a battle royal for the other slot.
And that battle royal is tonight.
And that got a big pop because they got booed when he mentioned Salt Lake City,
which, to be fair, is unpopular almost in all social circles, salt like city.
For that matter, the whole state of Utah is not exactly invited to most people's dinner parties.
but I guess they got to do what they got to do
but before we go anywhere else with with this interview
Brian were you jazzed up to hear about a battle royal
to determine a contender for the other contender
to fight for the vacant title
I know they do it in AEW you know 17 times a week
but this is kind of they do it here too and it's
eh eh yeah how do you think
It's very AWA in my eyes.
You know, they gave their world championship to the Battle Royal winner
when Larry Zabisco won at 89.
It just always feels...
Battle Royals feel like you should win a prize,
not necessarily a match.
And, boy, did this Saturday night's main event just sneak up on us?
This is next week.
Is it?
November 1st.
Well, son of a bitch.
Well, I was about to ask you when it was, but you told me.
So now I know, God dang.
God dang.
So what do you think of this in terms of this is the first follow-up to them turning on Rollins?
Did you think this is an effective way to start the episode?
Well, they started this way and then going all through, and we'll talk about the whole story all the way through and then hit another high point.
But at this point, Pierce was telling Braun Breaker, and now that's not your property because he's carrying the belt.
you got to hand the belt over.
And they didn't, what if I don't?
And Paul conferred with Braun,
and Braun's like, show me some respect.
And then he makes Pierce it respectfully,
an agent handed over, say, please,
he repeats it, please.
And Bronbreaker gives the belt to Paul,
and Paul gives it to Pierce,
and Pierce walks up.
And then Paul starts cutting the promo.
This is the way Paul cut a heck of a promo.
here to answer your question
on is it a good way to use them? Paul cut a heck
of a promo here elevating these guys
mentioning their importance
you know he said that he
pulled those moves at WrestleMania
that it had nothing to do with Rollins is because
Braun was the future and Bronson
Reed is better than Roman Reigns
and he tore
Seth down and called
called him a bum-shoulder bitch.
And they bleep bitch on Netflix.
Weren't we promised we could get to hear
fuck and
cooties and every other kind of horrible
word on Netflix at one point?
They definitely made it sound like we don't have to be worried
about language anymore.
Meanwhile, on AEW, they say shit and all sorts of stuff.
Yeah.
But anyway,
Paul's promo
put Bronson and Braun over Big
as having what it took to be main eventers.
It was a good heel promo.
I think it just, again,
the only thing is this took like 20 fucking minutes
and anything just takes a while to get done on this program.
But with Seth on the sidelines,
the old Eddie Graham principle,
how do I get somebody over Dusty, Dusty's got to go somewhere.
Seth on the sidelines, the attention being put on these two,
and then later on, I believe that was the next,
the next installment in our story, yes,
Pierce tells Paul that the two bronze are out of the battle royal.
And then Paul has to beg, kind of, you know,
and grovel like that Pierce did earlier to get the belt.
Paul has to grovel to him.
Yes, say please, same line.
Yeah, say please.
Please.
And then Pierce said, no.
and slammed the door on him.
If they
both couldn't win,
they want to go to a different direction.
So it was
important
to not just have these two
in the battle royal as two guys
that almost made it, but whatever the
fuck, right? There are bigger things
in store for them.
And then Becky came up
and got in Paul's face and
Paul did the groveling to her
and, you know, again,
switches gears back to the humana,
homina, homina.
And Becky told him off.
It is penguin-looking self
or whatever she said to it.
But even though Becky's a heel,
she's also
Seth's husband. So
I think somebody asked a question
or we brought it up on one of the shows
recently. Last week, yeah.
You know what about Becky being a heels
since Seth has been turned on,
if she's just wrestling other girls,
it shouldn't,
she shouldn't really show any change
because when Seth comes back,
she's going to be a baby face with people anyway,
and possibly sooner than that.
So it wouldn't be out of the way for her to get involved
with somebody that's fucking with these guys
just for the sake of it
and in that case she'd be a big baby face
but she doesn't need to change anything
that's the good part about this
she can still do her programs
with the other girls whatever the fuck
she may end up getting cheered more
but she doesn't need to flip-flops what I'm saying
do you think there's anything to be said
for the idea of
braun refusing to give up the belt
and they go through everything they have to do
to get a new champion, but you have an issue where Braun still has the belt?
Well, no, because I don't think they want to press that this quickly,
because they still, they did this in a rush.
They weren't going to do whatever they're going to do.
Right.
Until Seth got hurt.
So let's let it breathe a little bit because that puts him in a position where
sooner or later somebody that is the real champion needs to come after him.
and they ain't got it set up yet.
It would have to come after him, is what I'm trying to say.
And they haven't got it set up like that yet.
They want to take a little more time with Braun.
So he's just over here getting more and more pissed off at the situation.
Maybe we can get Becky versus Heyman.
Maybe in a sumo match.
But no, well, remember, now that might work.
Because I was going to say, remember I had Hayman 35 years.
years ago and I wouldn't wish that on Becky much less with the shape he's in today.
Oh, damn.
Anyway, then as a matter of fact, in the back later on, the bronze, we're not happy.
And Bronbreaker, Paul comes in and Braun said, hey, help me understand this.
And the thing about Breaker, he can talk, he explains things well.
He wasn't screaming and being over the top here.
He was.
he was relating details which normally is not
you guys strong points especially early on he can talk
but then Paul gave him the bullshit pep talk
about how he he helped Brock because he listened to him
and he helped punk because he listened to him
and he helped Roman because he listened to him
it's not just in the ring it's backstage politics
what's the future of the WWE guys just look in the mirror
and walked out and left them smiling without saying anything of substance
but then they had the battle royal for the opponent versus punk
for Saturday night's main event for the title
and punk was on color and let's face it it was a fucking battle royal
I skipped down to Dominic L.A. Knight,
Jay Stiles and the Uso's.
Four baby faces and fucking heel.
But the Usoes are having issues with each other because
Jay is it, Jay's looking up to Roman, but Jimmy don't want him to look up to Roman.
I got it right, didn't I?
I think you got it exactly right, yeah.
Well, good, because sometimes I still have trouble with which is witch on there.
But anyway, L.A. Knight was a lot.
about to knock Jay off to the floor, but Jimmy
saved Jay, which was the second time he'd saved him in a match.
And then helped him up, and they double super kicked AJ and Jimmy
dumped AJ. And in LA night and Jimmy ended up dangling
over the top rope and Jay came from behind and dumped both of them.
So Jimmy saved Jay twice and then Jay dumped Jimmy along
with LA night when he had the opportunity.
and then Dominic went for the 619 on Jay,
but Jay dumped him and won the whole thing.
So now, but again, it's all the baby faces.
But now we're going to have Punk and Jay Uso,
who squared off, faced off with each other,
you know, after this thing was over with,
for the title, which I assume,
and one would think punk is going to win.
Not only because Jay had it long enough, say he had it, but he wasn't, he's the Yit guy,
but he wasn't the long-term answer as a world champion or even another short term.
And he and Jimmy have trouble involving their relationship with Roman,
so one would think that that might play some kind of a part.
I've seen people speculate, well, should they turn Jay He?
And with the entrance and the merchandise and the way people like him,
I don't see why they would want to do that,
but I don't see why that they would want to put him into a position
where he's having to wrestle one of the biggest merchandise sellers
and the guy that they chant for in the whole company,
see him punk.
But here we are.
Brian, was there a question there that I asked you?
No.
Well, let me try one.
Yeah, I don't think there was. Was there?
We think punk needs to win this.
We don't need to put the belt back on Jay, do we?
Doesn't punk need to win this for potentially some type of interaction with
Heyman's vision at some point soon or something?
Well, let me say this first.
I wish punk wasn't so over, because I'm kind of getting ready to do.
for, I'm kind of getting sick of babyface punk.
I'm ready for him to just be evil and do some sick shit and cut some mean promos.
But he's super over and you can't change it right now.
It'd be stupid.
He, you would think, would be the person set up for the belt.
It sets Seth Rollins up for a conundrum if he stole the champion when he comes back because
does he go after the belt and the man he hates in this endless feud, CM Punk?
or does he go right for the bronze and Heyman?
I don't think Jay Uso should get the belt again.
You know, it's weird.
He was world champion just yesterday,
and it doesn't even feel like that.
It just feels like he kind of went right back to where he was,
and I'm not saying that's the wrong place for him to be.
However, I think punk is sometimes more effective chasing
than having as a baby face, but I don't know.
what do you think well since they're all interacting on the same show in the same space
i'm wondering if they want to coronate brauner if punk a win over punk for a major title might
not be the the way to do it but i might be getting ahead of myself because they might not be
ready to do it then has anyone said how long rollins is supposed to be out for
No, but when they say major surgery, one would imagine
that at this point in time,
WrestleMania would be pushing it.
Did he break his femur? I really don't know.
Major surgery, a guy at his brain removed and put back in his head and returned to the room.
Well, no, but the shoulder reconstruction,
November, December, January, February, March,
didn't they make WrestleMania later in the year next year?
Late April, yeah.
mid the late April.
Five and a half, it may be doable,
but, you know,
they may not know in time
to make concrete plans
that they feel comfortable with.
Who knows?
Do you think Seth Rollins should get
stem cell treatment?
No, I think he should
leave part of his body
to medical science.
And then the other part
to science fiction.
All right, there was one other thing
on this show.
The tag team title changed hands.
Spoiler alert.
ladies gentlemen.
AJ Stiles and Dragon Lee beat
Finn Baller and J.D. McDonough.
This was great. Did you watch this?
Yes, I did.
Because you mentioned to me
that you thought it was a good match,
and it was.
And here's the thing,
the knock on AJ Stiles
for years was he was too small,
and he looked like Lex Lugar
next the other three of these guys.
But they all look like athletes.
Finn is ripped.
JD's in shape.
Dragon Lee, well, he's there.
But at the same time,
they had a good match,
but in this environment,
in this universe, no pun intended.
In the WWE,
this is still a mid-card title,
and they're being presented as the
athletic guys to go out there
and put some time in,
in between the stars doing promos.
And I'm wondering, since Tony Khan had an unlimited budget as we've come to find out,
could spend as much money as he wanted to,
and if he hadn't taken advice from people as diverse as Uncle Dave and Kenny
and the kookamonga kids on hiring all their friends and favorites,
is this what AEW could have been?
Smaller guys that are in shape and trained well, that are athletes,
that have good-looking work that's a faster pace
and more serious matches that make sense and no indie garbage,
no, you know, ridiculous comedy.
Is this what they, these four guys outperforming?
90% of the AEW roster when it comes to professionalism,
executing the moves with a safety factor where nobody almost gets killed.
There's no furniture.
They kept it in the ring.
Is this, I guess what I'm saying was if Tony had concentrated on a coherent plan
to have a general style of wrestling
and offshoots that may complement that general style,
of younger, faster-paced guys,
better athletes doing more shit than the other company,
without resorting to the comedy, ha-ha,
the silliness, and the garbage,
is this what AEW might have been?
were these guys who can't be stars in this environment
because of the way that everything else is presented.
And yes, I know Finn's been a champion,
but I'm saying they can't be,
neither one of the four of these guys can right now at this point in time
be the top guy or one of the top singles guys in WW.
But they're also, they can't be presented that way on this television.
since they're all talented if they were presented that way on another television,
would these guys be able to be top stars in that environment?
Is this maybe what AEW could have been
if they weren't just all friends with a bunch of indie wannabees?
You know, I don't know, because at the end of the day,
it also comes down to the management and Tony and the roster he picked,
but this is what it probably, in a lot of ways, should have been,
as an alternative, but WWE adopted a lot of the things that
became popular on the Indies and which led to AEW.
You know, the other thing is,
people sometimes jump on you especially
for pointing out someone smaller.
We brought up Marco's stunt earlier. That's an extreme example.
But Jack Perry, Youngbucks, I mean, there's been a whole bunch, Daniel Garcia,
a whole bunch of examples. We were Yuda.
It doesn't mean short.
necessarily.
You know, I mean, there are lots of wrestling
greats that were short.
They didn't wrestle like it,
and they looked like athletes, like you said.
So J.D. McDunner, what is he,
5, 7, maybe at the most?
Finn Bauer, maybe at the most.
But they look like
athletes the same way in his day,
Wild Red Berry would have looked like an athlete.
You know what I mean?
Danny McShane wasn't a big guy.
but there's a difference.
Finn Baller looks better than the dynamite kid did at his body weight,
more ripped,
but before dynamite discovered,
you know,
heavy steroids.
But it's not about height or weight or even height and weight.
It's about the height with the weight,
with the build,
and the aura that you project.
Yeah,
Marco Stunt in the early days of AEW,
when you criticized him,
some of the feedback you got, and I think even from Dave Meltzer, was, well, Ray Mysterio is only
five foot two. How can you just dismiss someone for being small in stature? And your argument
was not everyone's Ray Mysterio Jr. That was a special talent. He wasn't just one of many. He was
one of one. And then there were people on Twitter putting a picture side by side where even
Ray still looked like
goddamn Lex Lugar physically next
to Marco Stunt.
But yeah, I thought this was
a really good match. AJ's having
a little bit of a moment.
You know, with the fans anticipating the
winding down of his career, the Sina match,
the reaction in Japan
that I read about.
And here,
you know, AJ's kind of having a little bit of a
renaissance here at the end.
Well, he's a renaissance man.
And did you see Dominic?
That was, oh yeah, and Dominic.
Dominic beat Rusev here on this program.
What did you see he got a neck tattoo now?
I didn't actually look close enough to notice things.
He's another one of these guys.
Well, between his full body outfit and his long hair and I wasn't looking at his neck.
I don't know.
What am I?
A vampire?
Stop doing this.
Unless you're going to start a punk band or something.
Stop getting tattoos on your fucking necks, guys.
Jesus.
But they were in Southern California, or is that Northern California?
Where is Sacramento?
They were in California, so they loved Dominic a lot more than many places.
But just one last thing about the tag match, you didn't think it was, what exactly are you saying?
You don't think it's all that special?
You just thought it was okay?
No, I thought that's the thing is it was a great wrestling match and it was athletic and it was serious.
and these guys look great and all of the accolades and platitudes that I gave them.
But it's still, unfortunately, in this presentation and in this company right now
and on this talent roster, they've still, they've middle-carded the tag team titled
to where it's not.
Now, if AJ Stiles and Dragon Lee have a matchup coming in the next, you know, month or whatever
the fuck with Bronbreaker and Bronson Reed,
and they lose the tag team titles to them,
and then they start working against
if the Uso's are still together
or if top baby faces want to team up,
then you can elevate it again.
But that's why I'm saying.
It was a good match, but if you put this,
if you advertised it,
nobody would necessarily break down the gates
to buy tickets to see it
because it's not a featured position.
position, but athletic, smaller guys doing a faster-paced style.
We thought that might be what AEW was going to be before they went all crazy on us with
flame throwers.
Well, that was WWE Raw.
But, you know, they're doing half as much, Brian, in the WWE as they used to in the ring and on TV,
but they're charging twice as much for us to see it.
that did you hear about the the newest study that apparently
wwee ticket prices have like doubled since tk o took over what did two
two years or not even whatever it's been and it just and there's no slacking off of demand
is the other part of the story there's some people are just paying it what isn't there
a limit at some point?
Right now, no.
I mean, we've heard reports from some people, and you don't see it on TV.
And I haven't seen too many pictures, but you do hear from some people that say,
hey, Raw came back or Smackdown came back to my town.
Ticket prices went up.
Less people in there than there were last time.
Some people even say, hey, you see empty seats.
Again, we haven't seen it, and a lot of the ticket accounts we do see indicate near capacity.
but it doesn't feel as hot right now,
but somehow they have found
an audience with endless disposable income
and they are just
feasting on that audience right now
and it's amazing. It really is.
Feasting, feasting on them like vampires.
Yeah, because it's not just ticket prices. Once you get there,
a t-shirt, how much is a t-shirt now?
40, 50? How much is a t-shirt?
to the WWWI live event.
I got to raise my prices at Jimcornet.com.
Hurry, folks, before I get smart and do that.
But by the time you buy WWE merch
and then maybe some concessions,
you've dropped a lot of money that night
and a lot of that's going right to WWE.
Well, I'm looking at this graph,
this chart that we've got here,
and this is from Polestar.
Apparently, data was compiled by Polestar,
and from 1999 until today, it had some fluctuation in the early 2000s, went back down,
came back up in the mid-2000s, whatever, but it stayed between, apparently adjusted for
inflation, it stayed between $41 and $67 for almost 25 years.
and then the TKO merger closed when it was somewhere around 60
and it's not 118.
They've doubled the prices in two fucking years.
Even if they're not selling as many tickets
as they were, you know, two years ago or whatever,
they're still making more money because they're charging so much more
So they'd have to be down to drawing, Brian, on average, as this shows.
They'd have to draw half as many people as they did a couple of years ago
to be making less money than they were at that time.
And this is just, it's crazy.
It's all insane.
The media rights deals are insane, especially when you look at what the actual numbers are.
It's, you know, the biggest cash grab in wrestling,
history and it's working. I don't know what's going to change. What will change it is if people
stop going somehow. But what's going to cause that? A pandemic. I mean, there's nothing. What else
is going to cause someone right now? Because WWE's not really, the TV's not hot. What would
cause people to stop right now? I don't know. Well, that's the thing is that they're not doing
a lot, but they're not doing particularly anything wrong.
They're just kind of chugging right along there.
But it's the perception of the people that this whole thing is a,
and I'm not talking about even us and the wrestling insiders that listen to us
or the real nerds over it.
I'm talking about just to the average person.
They've, you know, to them, these people are all big stars.
This is a big production.
And it's normal.
to be talked to for 20 minutes at a time
when you buy a ticket to see a wrestling show.
So they don't really have any complaints.
So what do you see in this information you have there?
I'm just having a problem seeing how that this can last on a long-term basis
if it not only keeps going up,
but just continues at this price sooner or later.
You know, people are going to say, well, fuck it.
I just, I won't go in person.
I'll just watch TV, which still with all the things they're on,
as we know, costs some money.
But this is not, it's not making it an accessible thing
to introduce it to a, the live event experience to a lot of new fans
that may be on the, on the bubble about going or just haven't gone
because they can't afford it.
But I, you know, I mean, it's always been,
I remember one story Dutch Mantell, the first booking job he got,
was in Florida,
and this was either right before or right after Eddie Graham died.
But to point being, they told him one night because they did real good in a town like Sarasota or whatever,
he said, yeah, I said this is the most people we've had in Sarasota, it's not the record gate.
Oh, why not?
Well, we had higher ticket prices.
for some super show.
And that Dutch said,
that's the first time I found out.
You could just raise ticket prices if you wanted to.
So Eddie Graham
started that Golden Circle ticket thing
in Florida for the big events,
if the WWF title versus the NWA title
was in the main event,
Golden Circle, first row or whatever.
And you could get more gross
out of the same amount of people
that would normally come
and even better if it was more people
but it had to be a big show
something out of the ordinary
to justify raising the price
from what you normally gave them, right?
And Jared did that, his first show
in the Mid-South Coliseum.
Normal Coliseum prices
in April 1977,
I'm trying to remember
whether they had gone
to $5 ringside yet or not.
But you could, general admission was still $2.
But for that first show with Harley Race
against Rocky Johnson, Jerry Lawler against
Jack Briscoe, Dusty was on the card.
A lot of stars, right? He did a $25
golden circle front row
and $15 for the next two rows.
And then I think a couple of dollars
up across the board, ringside reserve
general admission.
In March at regular price,
is he had drawn 11,000 something people sold out to see Johnson and race.
This was the rematch.
And, of course, the March show was just about to break off from Goulis.
This was the rematch like seven weeks later.
And they only did 90-something hundred people because it scared a couple of thousand off of
coming because we've never seen ticket prices that high.
but he still did a gross that was comparable to the sellout.
Next year will be interesting
because there's no more John Cena,
whatever sort of bump
and you have to figure there would inherently be one,
you got from John Cena appearing in all these towns for a last time,
that's gone, that's out the window.
So now you're going back to relying on your current stars
and what you're doing with them.
And sometimes that, you know,
that leads to a little lull because even if it's good talent,
when a top star leaves or a top attraction that was why people were buying tickets,
you know, when they're gone, it takes a little while for them to get into something else that's going on.
So they may have a little low.
Who knows?
But one way or another, Brian, it's going to cost you a lot of money if you want to follow the WWE,
either live in person or even on television
with the streaming service prices
and the cable prices
and the prices of all of the
various add-ons
to watch all of this wrestling.
It's going to cost you some money
one way or another, Brian.
It's going to cost you something.
You know that as well as I do.
You know how to get around it, don't you?
I do.
Lie.
Oh, no, I wouldn't say that.
That's not the way we should put it.
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That would solve everything.
Well, then you could get access to the commercial free WWE on the Canadian Netflix.
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Well, I guess we have to surf on over to the other side of the street and check out
AEW's offering of dynamite for October 22nd.
They were in San Antonio, Brian,
home of the world famous Alamo,
home of,
well, that's about it.
The Alamo's down there.
Sean Michaels and Brian Danielson,
I think is from San Antonio,
at least he trained with,
he trained there with,
so he has some connection to the town.
Have you ever been to the Alamo?
I've never been to the, I've been to San Antonio.
I've never been to the Alamo.
I was, I went one time, but they had closed it off for,
uh, some type of cleaning because apparently some delirious rock and roll singer
had pissed on it just moments before.
We love you, Ozzie.
I thought so you, you being the music guy would say something like, oh, come on now.
I couldn't dismiss it because it's such a well-known story.
Well, nevertheless, so our announcing team.
was Sockface and Brian Danielson.
They're losing in that. Taz is recovering from surgery, I guess.
Get well soon, Taz.
I don't know, Shavani may have had a senior moment
not been able to get out of the bathroom on the plane.
We don't know where Jim Ross is.
But Excalibur and Danielson
sitting next to each other with the personalities
and the approaches, it's like an eight ball of Coke
having a conversation with two tabs of ecstasy.
It's just what the fuck is going on?
Or Wednesday as we call it.
Or it's Wednesday and you know what that means.
So they start the show again.
They've just said now, fuck it, we're not even going to bother getting into action.
Like they used to start the show when they had competition with the match already started.
Now they open up, the announcers talk, they do graphics and match billboards for
ever. They do a package on the pay-per-view. They go to the back for a videotape of Adam Page
screaming that he's going to ruin Samoa Joe's life while he's being checked out by the doctor
who clearly did not go to the Strasbourg school. Okay, hangman, we need you to calm down. Hangman,
calm down. And then we go into the opening match for the world six-man tag team title.
Joe Hobbs and Shabbata against Lashley, Shelton, and MVP, the Hurt Syndicate.
Their top heel, their new top heel, who they desperately need, who's doing a tremendous job, as always,
is defending meaningless belts with a partner who Hobbs needs to be with Joe.
and he makes a package there
and Shepoopee is useless
and they need to turn on him
and send him to the forest or something.
Take his brain out.
There you go.
Then put it back in.
I don't think he needs it back.
He's not using it.
So Joe is a six-man champion.
They need to forget that quickly,
concentrate on what they're doing with Joe
and the title.
Hobbs needs to be Joe's henchman.
Shepoopi is extraneous.
And they book Joe against the only guys on the roster
that he can't bully and out muscle to get heat and be a bully.
Because Lashley's bigger than he is.
Shelton is pretty good size on his own.
And the point is it's not that they can't work together and have a match.
It's if you've just switched this guy heel,
give him some goddamn cannon fodder to feed on.
And but all of a sudden, MVP is going for a wrestling title.
Why?
Because they manufactured some reason last week or on collision or whatever,
but in the overall scheme of things,
MVP is a manager that if they'd have been smart
when they were constructing this angle with ricochet and his stooges,
they could have got some money out of MVP against Ricochet in a single match on pay-per-view.
Or even MVP doing something in a wrestling fashion could have been a destination rather than,
okay, this week it's a tag match, then it's a six-man, but the other guys once this time we're
going to win, it's been back and forth.
And now, again, they're going to have a okay match here.
but it no hobbs is in the ring with the only guy in the company that makes him look small bobby lashly
and while hobbs against shelton was good they had a nice pace they were serious
lashly against joe was good old shepoopee is just mechanical bland face no reaction gets in the
way. Why is MVP
wrestling for a wrestling
championship when he's part-time
wrestler? Joe
was a super heel. These are all my
observations.
And then finally
they got into things. They had
tags to Lashley
and Shepoope and Lashley just killed
him. And then they got a little bit with Lashley
and Hobbs. Where Lashley
tried the hurt lock, but they double
clothes lined each other, both went down.
and then MVP got to shine there at the end with his baller elbow as to the people's elbow or whatever.
But they did some back and forth shit before MVP was about to do something,
but ricochet came out and distracted him and Joe got the clutch and MVP tapped.
So it was a nice match until the cheap interference kind of thing and boom, but they did.
do that everywhere.
It was a serious match.
It was unusual in that there was no furniture.
There's no goofiness.
Most everything was in the ring.
But again, people like the Hurt Syndicate as baby faces, they're losing as much as they
win.
And if they were setting up an angle to continue with these three, that might not be bad,
but Joe is challenging Adam Page for the fucking championship.
and that's the issue they've just created.
So what sense did this make is what the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Well, for some of those reasons, I thought they were definitely going to do a title change here.
It would make sense.
Herd Syndicate need a win for all the people that complain that they weren't losing.
They're losing too much.
And it's hurting them.
It's hurting the hurts.
Well, but imagine, but if they won here, then Joe is on the losing.
side of again.
You pinch Shabbata.
You pinched the man had his brain
taken out of his head
and returned to Sender.
You beat Shabbata.
Address unknown.
You beat Shabbata. You free Joe
and Hobbs.
I mean, it's wishful thinking saying
free him of Shabata, but
he, they don't lose. He's still on a
losing side of the thing.
Just have Joe and Hobbs beat
the shit out of Shepoopee and don't ever talk
about six-man title again because who gives a shit anyway there's a hundred thousand belts
there's girls with 12 belts in a company what do belts fucking mean then joe got to
microphone and cut a fucking heel promo that was again the best one on anybody's tv in the past few
months.
It was better and not as long as some of MJFs have been lately because
MJFs just stuck doing the same thing over and over because he has nothing to work with.
And this is different.
Joe comes off with an aura.
And he said,
Adam Page may think this is just some cowboy shit,
but I'm going to make Adam Page my bitch or Adam pitch my page my beige.
and you believe him.
He's a fucking talent.
He looks like he is supposed to look
and talks like he's supposed to talk.
But he's one of the six-man champions.
Anywho,
speaking of people who look like they ought to look
and talk like they ought to talk,
I don't know if this is a compliment, though.
Darby Allen,
he came out in the spooky lighting
with the AEW Mount
Everest flag and spread it out in the ring and squatted down on it and started the promo on his
knees.
And he's willing to go places for this company.
No one else will go and he's willing to die for this place.
And these fans like that, right?
They're like, yeah, he'll die for us.
We won't die for him now.
Don't hit us with shit.
But he stood up and he got serious.
and it wasn't a long promo
and it wasn't badly delivered
and he's as long as the death riders are breathing
I'm not far behind him
he's got a charisma
if we hadn't figured out
and he hadn't actually
explained to us
that he really is a fucking moron
he's got a great gimmick
if it was a gimmick
if he
that's the thing you hear him say like I'm willing to die for this place or I would I would
die for it and you believe him you're like yeah that's going to cause a scandal that is
well yeah I mean that's the thing if if this was a gimmick that he was able to present where he
really wasn't just doing stupid and irresponsible shit all the time and not only in wrestling
climbing mountains jumping houses on lawnmowers risked his life just
he's the dream of a certain segment of this population that watches the show
that he has just floated through life without being an adult and having any responsibility,
but he's been successful.
And that's like many of the audience,
except leaving out the successful part.
So they like that.
But if this was a gimmick he could portray,
but behind the scenes,
he was a competent professional that he was.
you could rely on not to do anything stupid and was trying to extend his career while helping
the business rather than just, oh, kill me, it's okay.
He's got a great gimmick.
It's just not a gimmick.
So you didn't like the promo?
Well, I like the promo, but that's the problem is it that holds me back is that it's not a
gimmick with him and he really likes doing all this stupid crazy shit.
so you want to give him a push but you got to be afraid of putting a belt on him
because then he'll jump off a building the next day
day yes that's what i'm saying how can you
depend on this fucking guy
i don't know
but anywho
apparently now brian
they are going to start
the tournament
for the AEW women's tag team champions
because there's not enough belts.
The women's division roster doesn't have enough belts.
Mercedes has 12 of them alone.
Now they're going to have a women's tag team title
and they're going to have a tournament.
But before they have the tournament,
they had an eight-woman four-team four-way match
with the stipulation that the winners could pick
their first round opponents
in the women's tag team title tournament.
And that brings us to where we are here.
Megan, Brain and Penelope Pitstop against Julia Hart and Blue Sky,
against Harley Cameron and Willow Nightingale,
against Jamie Hater and Queen Otta.
Did you just say it was a good match?
I said big match, big match, big match.
Is big good good good big.
You sounded so offended that I said it was a good match.
I thought I couldn't believe my ears.
It's what I was
That's a big match
Wondering about
It felt like glow
When everyone came out
And the matching outfits in their little gimmicks
It just felt like glow
It felt like glow
I don't mean that a good way either
Well yeah indie wrestlers
With a wardrobe budget
Is what you're saying
Yeah kind of
Yeah
Penelope Ford
I thought she heard herself
When they did that spot in a match
where at the same time, Megan Bain does a dive over the ropes,
and Penelby Ford does a moonsault off the top rope to the floor
and all the girls, and she landed on her arm,
and she came up right away holding her arm.
But I guess she was all right.
Well, if she was all right, she did better than this match,
which took up about 15 minutes of TV time before the Dark Horse team,
the one that nobody thought, Jamie Hater and Queenie won the thing.
and they were called the Dark Horse team early in the match.
That's how I knew they were going to win it.
But while this match may have been meaningless
to the overall scheme of things, Brian, apparently
from what I'm hearing, from what I'm being led to believe,
it's driven another of these endless small wedges
in between a long-time relationship that we thought was going to last
for life, but with all these constant little, little chips, little pieces that are being
tapped out of this relationship, Dave and Brian, Uncle Dave and Cousin Brian Alvarez, again,
have another disagreement over whether shit makes sense or not. And of all things, it's in this
match. Is this correct? I've heard this from several sources. Well, we've been emailed this by a
bunch of people. And this match, of course, was a four-way tag where the winning team could pick
their opponents in the tournament, making the question, oh, my God, how many teams are they going
to be in the tournament? I was going to say, they were fighting all the teams were right here.
They just have to stand across the ring and point. This is half the teams, apparently,
from the tournament. But while listeners have sent over because they always get a kick out of your
thoughts on these, and I have not heard this all the way through.
Dave and Brian apparently had a conversation about, it's so ridiculous, getting rid of the bracketing of the women's tournament and how I guess it was rolled out or explained.
We're exposed.
Or exposed.
Let's go to this audio right now.
At this point, they had not announced the brackets for the tournament.
In storyline, they didn't even have brackets yet because we were still getting teams throughout the show.
getting put together.
So I don't know what brackets Tony had that he'd...
Let me stop it there because he has a...
In the video, there's an image from Dynamite
that shows tonight there'll be the bracket reveal.
But how could you reveal the bracket if one of the matches is for...
In the first round.
Yeah.
Let's go back to this.
Which then would...
But also, that would affect every other match
because who knows who the team is going to be
that wins and the team's going to pick.
Yeah, you can pick any.
one so it would affect the entire tournament, one would think.
Begin and storyline.
Well, he had him.
He said they were announced the brackets and they did.
Dave, you don't understand.
He said Saturday he had the brackets, but on this show, teams were still getting put together.
No, he said Saturday.
So when this show started, he didn't have brackets.
He said Saturday he was going to announce the brackets.
I know, but he didn't have them when the show started.
Because throughout the show, teams were being put together.
He announced them before the end of the show.
He just said he would announce the brackets on the show.
So in storyline, he was hoping that teams would get together during the show.
By the end of the show, he had brackets, just as he advertised.
That's so silly criticism.
No, Dave, this is not a silly criticism.
They were putting teams together.
Let me stop it for a second.
Yeah, they had all this backstage folder all with people,
you be my partner.
So, yes, they were still actually making agreements to have teams
in this particular show.
when Tony had said days beforehand, yeah, I'll have the brackets.
It's a silly criticism.
Let's go back to the silly.
Silly but valid.
As the show went on, this is something Ava would do.
I'm going to have brackets on Tuesday.
Hopefully some teams get together during the show so I can put them in.
He said that they would have brackets on the show.
Yeah, that means as a promoter, he's already got his brackets done.
He's just going to announce them.
He never said that.
He never said that.
that he said he would have the brackets announced on the show.
If he had the brackets, why didn't he announce him on Sunday or on Saturday?
Because he's a promoter.
He wants people to watch Dynamite.
Okay.
Well, then you tune into Dynamite.
I'm going to give you these brackets I've made.
And he did.
And he did.
Instead, he had a blank bracket, apparently.
Luckily.
He did a story.
During the show, the storyline was that he had a match put together where the winners of the match,
which is this match that we're talking about, would get to pick their first round opponent.
And then he would fill in the brackets.
after that.
And he just with no thought whatsoever.
Okay, well, here's the rest of these teams.
I'll write them down real quick.
Here you go.
It's a weird hill to die on.
It's a weird argument to fight against.
Yes.
There are other things going on that would be more important, one would think.
That was announced.
I don't know what day they announced that, but yesterday.
So obviously, he wasn't going to have the bracket at the beginning of the show
because they were having a match to determine one of the first round.
matches then so he couldn't have
he couldn't have the bracket still who was going to
be in this tournament if Athena hadn't shown
up out of the blue he could have
hour and 45 minutes into the show
to tell Mercedes I want to be your partner
he could have had who knows what that doesn't
matter he had the 20 an ounce of brackets they were
they were a team well there it is
uh... once again the endless
defense of Tony Kahn's
booking and TV
layouts from Dave
you can't he wouldn't give a
cripple crab a crutch as Buddy Landell
would say you can't get anything out of Dave
if it's critical to anything that Tony did
except if it's something Tony did after Dave told him
not to do it. Then he's critical.
Is there anything to that to Alvarez's argument?
I mean, he didn't even really make the argument,
but if you're billing on your Saturday show,
we will reveal the brackets Thursday.
Should you expect them?
Is it a problem if you don't deliver the brackets right away?
If there are still things to determine,
like you said, it's not even just to determine one match.
It would have to determine the entirety of the,
the brackets because you can pick anyone.
Well, yes.
And see, that's, you can do one of these things, but not all of them.
You could advertise, okay, the match we're going to have on TV Wednesday night is going
to be the winner gets to pick their opponents in the first round.
And then once we find that out, we will assemble all the brackets or assemble all the teams
and the rest of the bracket, whatever.
that would work
or you can say
on Saturday's TV
I have the brackets
and we will announce them on Wednesday
but it just
they want to do every goddamn
thing at the last minute
with almost no
build or
warning
advance notice that anything's going to go on
and just
well that's why apparently
they added that match with
Mercedes Moon on the paperview where she won that interim women's TV title belt that's defended
on Thursdays in the Target parking lot, whatever the fuck that was.
TV championship.
They realized that she was going to go to another one of these outlaw companies the next day
and win their title.
And they didn't want her to break the record unless it was on their show.
So they came up with a girl's title for her to win on their show in an unadvertible.
match to break the record and then went the next day and won some other one.
Point it, it's all goddamn nonsense.
And they're tripping over everything because they just keep doing everything so fast and
at the last minute.
And Alvarez sounds like he's just fed up with it.
Just plan your shit better and give it a little room to breathe.
Well, that was the women's tag.
The winner of the match, of course, Jamie Hater, Queen Amanata.
And they pick sky blue and Julia Hart for the first round.
I'm sure we'll get some surprises, maybe a team from Iceland or South Africa.
Who knows?
But this is your show.
Do they have women's wrestling on the Isle of Man?
I don't know.
And why don't they have an Isle of Woman since they have an Isle of Man?
You know what they all need, don't you, Brian?
No.
a brand new line of work.
Ah, yes.
Just get them completely out of the whole picture of what they're in now
and put them in something they'll be more suited for.
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are you still there with me Brian
you're still all right I'm over here now
yeah right
hey
let's get speaking of people to laugh at
oh boy the cake in the face
bit has never been done
like this. I am a veteran of cakes in the face or cakes in the faces. Well, I've only got the one face.
People often said I was two-faced, but that's not true because if I had been, I wouldn't have been
wearing the one I had on. But Renee Moxley Good was in the ring and listed all of Mercedes Moons'
accomplishments. She won this belt and that belt and the other belt. And when you say it out
loud, it gets even more ridiculous.
And then here she comes.
And there's the balloons and the big cake in the ring.
And here come the outlaw guys dressed as the male strippers wearing her belts.
Did you see the thing at the start of the show where they showed her arriving at the
building and she's sitting like on a convertible and there are just all these, you know,
men with their, I guess jackets, but no shirts walking out holding her belts next to the car?
Yes.
It's like the female version of Flair coming out at the WCW pay-per-view with like 18 models or whatever,
which again was that you could tell these guys are outlaw indie guys,
so at least they're happy to be on television.
But when they used to hire models and Vince did this too,
you can tell the models didn't give two shits to be there and weren't going to be fucking the guy in question.
whereas if they'd have left it to the boys' own devices,
they could have got 12 better-looking women that were fucking them.
But it could have come, but nevertheless, that's another story.
But here she, as they're coming out,
a goddamn puppet comes out from under the cake table.
It's Harley Cameron with the Mercedes puppet.
And of course, she's miced under the table
that nobody knew she was there,
so you can hear.
I swear to God.
You know, they're sitting there,
they're doing a variety show,
a sketch comedy,
and they sit there and come up with these ideas,
but it's preposterous
for a program where it's something's supposed to really be happening.
But she's miced,
even though she's under the table,
but the puppet is talking,
and she makes fun of Mercedes
and gets Renee to do the little stripper dance
that Mercedes does.
And then here comes.
She's having too much fun.
I'm sorry.
Me and Gene wasn't out there just acting like a complete fucking toady all the time.
It's too much.
She's like laughing at and laughing at.
That's the thing is they all have to show that they're in on it and they're cool
and that they're, you know.
Anyway, Mercedes, when she came out, she was pissed and she kicked all the male strippers
out and then told Renee to get out of the ring and then
started cutting a promo
talking to Harley Cameron
verbally
but visually talking to the fucking puppet
and she'll turn
and she'll talk to the fans too
but she is standing there reacting
like the puppet is the person in the promo with her
am I
instead of bending over and saying
hey you fucking bitch
get out from under that table
I got something to say to you
she's interacting with the puppet.
Am I exaggerating this?
I think Mercedes-Money got to live out one of her dreams.
This is as close as she'll ever get to being on the Muppet show right here
and fighting with Miss Piggy or something.
See, that's the thing.
You admire how committed she is to her act,
but she also sucks at it.
She's so unbelievable in everything she says on the mic.
It's not, it's not good.
good, but yet she's so committed to what inherently is not good.
I'm fascinated by it.
Do you think she's bucking to replace Miss Piggy?
And here comes the Josephine Camel Muppet.
They haven't had a camel, have they?
Don't put that in the art, George.
George?
George, do not.
No.
No.
No.
You have a free book?
No.
Come here, George.
Good, George.
All righty.
Anyway, I heard that.
So Mercedes cut the entire promo with the puppet next to her
and then grabbed the puppet and smashed the puppet's face in the cake.
And then started laughing.
But then Harley looks out from under the table
and like her friend has been run over by a car
when she's looking at the puppet with cake on it.
And Mercedes is laughing at her,
but then suddenly Mercedes starts going up in the air.
And she's not levitating herself
because she's Linda Blair and a fucking exorcist.
Chris Stantlander has been under the table too
and stood up between Mercedes's legs
and picked her up in an electric chair
type of shoulder ride chicken fight thing
and gave Mercedes a facebuster into the cake on the table.
The table didn't break.
So then she grabbed her and turned her around the other way and chokeslammed her onto the table where it then broke.
Brian, do you think, do you think that this is going to have the same impact as it did in Mid-South Wrestling when the Rocker Roll Express shoved my face into cake?
And then we came back and took a blackjack to cowboy Bill Watts and set records all over the territory.
Oh, I can't imagine that this will do anywhere near the business.
that it did in 1988
when it happened to you on TBS
with the Fantastics, let alone...
I don't think this is going to do the business
it did in 1983
when it happened to me in Shadda.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
Fifi, the dog's birthday party.
That's a big day for Fifi.
That's right.
34 people in the Channel 3 studio audience.
The fact that...
Here's what I'd like to know.
In K-Fabe.
Did she think I'm going to ruin this
puppet by sticking it into the cake?
Or did she think, I'm going to hurt this puppet
by sticking it into the cake?
And then Harley
comes out to sell the puppet being
hurt.
Couldn't she have...
How did they get under the table?
How did that happen?
Well, that was during the break.
They were hustled out under the cover of darkness, I guess.
But couldn't she have been over and said,
because she's talking, she's saying Harley Cameron's name,
Harley?
She couldn't bend over and say, get your ass out from under that table and let me talk to you.
She talked to the puppet for three minutes.
What did you think about before she cake planted here?
Earlier in the promo a couple of times, she referred to the fans as marks.
Whether wrestlers think that or not, you rarely hear that used in actual promos.
What do you think of that?
Well, she wants to talk to all the smart fans and tell them that she knows that they're smart,
but they're not as smart as they think they are
because she's really smart.
She's a mark too because she's a mark for herself.
If you're a mark for yourself,
you're worse than if you're a mark for somebody else.
They have to, that's the problem with all the indie wrestlers
and everybody that facilitates them.
They have to let everybody know it's all to work.
They can't not have their tongue in cheek.
They can't not wink, wink, wink, and nod, nod.
And then some of them would think, like this was started by our legendary patient zero himself, shit stain,
that if you say you're not working or acknowledge some element of the fact that everything's a work,
then it becomes real all of a sudden.
Because you said now the other shit's fake, but this is real, or the use of the terminology.
your way. It's just stupid.
That started in ECW2, like the whole
This is a shoot!
Yeah. Okay, what's everything else?
The shit.
This was perversely entertaining to me
because again, she's so,
it's like an SCTV character.
She's so committed to being Mercedes-Money
yet she can't say a single thing believably.
It all comes across like she's been rehearsing this in her mirror
maybe with someone using a sock as a puppet.
I really don't know.
You know why?
Because she's been rehearsing it in the mirror.
And I don't know.
I don't know who in the equation is using a sock.
Who do you think is going to win to match?
Who do you think is going to win to match her in Statlander?
The belt collector is the AEW women's champion.
That's another thing is Statlander has,
and we've said this for a long time,
she has size, she has potential,
she has athletic ability.
Nobody apparently has worked with her promos
or maybe they have and this is what we got.
The pushes have been start and stop,
even more so she's had a couple of injuries, yes,
but there's never a consistent push in this company anyway.
She needs to be, she needed to be produced.
three and four and five years ago, Statenland.
And then she'd be
not only more accomplished than she is today,
but a more valuable commodity.
But at the same time,
you know, they just put this thing on her.
If she loses it to Mercedes, then again,
at some point,
Mercedes is going to have to do more jobs
than goddamn George South,
or just retire undefeated as the women
champion of everything.
So I don't know what the fuck they're doing here.
And I will say Statlander did a promo in the show
and it was a light year's better than the rehearsed speech
she gave in that segment with Tony Storm the week before.
So there still is something there.
There's something there.
It just needs to be brought out and accentuated and capitalized on
instead of forgotten about lost in the shuffle like everybody in this
fucking company.
And another thing they'll be on the lookout for
apparently red velvets on the way to return from injury.
And she's been in Ring of Honor.
We haven't seen her.
Will she run over by a trolley car?
How long has she been out?
I haven't seen her in three years.
Like I said,
she apparently has been on the Ring of Honor roster for a while.
But the point is,
she is the Ring of Honor women's television champion.
So you have to think there's going to be something coming up there
because Mercedes-Money is now the Ring of Honor interim women's television champion.
I can't wait.
There's so many Bell, there's so many championships.
And speaking of people that you get sick of
and you wish they would disappear from television,
Dick the Boozer versus Kyle O'Reilly was next.
And again, big fan of Kyle O'Reilly
since he was just a teenage young fellow,
different style, works hard, genuine kind of guy
has been made meaningless here.
this match was going to be as good as Dick the Boozer can be
because Kyle is talented,
but I can't really stomach
watching any more of Moxley than I have to
because of the fakery and the same old shit.
So they did about 10 minutes and they went back and forth
and O'Reilly got an ankle lock.
And Moxley trying to get away from it, struggling to get away from it,
reached up and knocked out the referee.
As the announcer said,
because so he doesn't have to tap out again.
What the fun?
This is a guy.
He didn't,
he didn't sell any major superstar in this company for fucking two years.
And now when Calo Raleigh gets an ankle lock,
his only alternative is to knock the referee out and get his qualified.
But eight,
that's the,
here's another problem.
Tony has no consistency in the logic that doesn't,
exist in his universe he's created.
We've talked about this before, but there has to be a standard, somewhat standard level of
response to shit from show to show, or else why is it glaringly makes things look goofy?
In this case, Moxley punches the referee eight seconds, I counted.
After the referee hit the mat, all four of the other referees in the company,
were in the ring and waving their arms and fucking yelling.
Yeah, how about that?
They were standing there waiting to get their cue, which they were.
And then they run in.
We've had people attempt to murder other people.
We've had flame throwers and bleach pouring and fucking lighter fluid and Molotov cocktails.
But one referee gets punched and the entire staff is in the ring within seconds.
and then the faces and heel partners all hit the ring and they have a brief skirmish and they went to the break.
But it's just because Tony thought of this spot, this thing to do or somebody else thought of it.
And let's do it just this way.
And nobody is either there to say or will be listened to.
This doesn't make any sense compared to the way we do it every other time and every other show.
why can't we get consistency?
But it's just a break spot to them.
And then when we come back from the break,
I'll go out, I'll let you in a second,
but it was another six-man tag
with the heel partners
against the baby-face partners
that had just done the run-in.
That's happened a few times recently
where everyone who ran in just happened to be in the next match.
So whatever you were going to,
to say, but tell me what, why they can't just have some consistency in, it's the same thing
with the, this certain type of title match means nobody can be at ringside and nobody can
interfere, so they don't. Well, in that case, dumb fucks, you've just shown the fans that
if you say nobody can interfere, then they can't. So the next time that the heels interfere and
fuck up the main event of your pay-per-view, the fans are made.
at you.
I'm sorry, go ahead.
I was going to ask you, do you think this does anything to help Kyle O'Reilly?
Because he didn't beat John Moxley, but John Moxley appeared to think that he was about to be
beat or have to tap out.
So he did something he's never done before, just hit the referee, knowing it's a disqualification.
It doesn't help Kyle because nobody's going to remember it next week or the week after.
on a program without constant interference and constant running in and constant chaos of all kinds,
if you take a guy and give him a concerted, consistent push.
He might win this week on TV next week.
You might show brief footage of the victory, and he might speak.
The next week, he might speak again or he might wrestle again,
but it might be talking about the upcoming pay-per-view,
which is the first time he's on pay-per-view,
where he's going to win in a middle card match.
And over a period of time,
you've exposed him speaking and working and being talked about
and being involved in a bigger match.
That's the way you get somebody over.
You don't just do one finish and one fucking match,
and nobody remembers it three days later.
Speaking of not, remember of this three days,
days later. So they got a six-man tag, Briscoe and Roderick Strong and pockets against Claudio and
Danny Garcia and Wheeler useless. And this went almost 15 minutes. And I could tell by fast
forward that the mascot still sticks his hands in his pockets and his opponents still look
like complete idiots trying to stooge for him and make it palatable.
But finally, after about, like I said, 15 minutes,
Mark Briscoe beats Wheeler useless with the J-driller,
which looks great. What a finish, right? Boom, one, two, three.
But then PAC comes in and starts kicking his shit out of Mark,
but then Ishi comes in.
And Ishi hit Pack with 13 forearms,
and Pack went to one knee.
How excited.
God damn.
When the baby face comes in,
Omega Save, the heels are supposed to fly.
They're supposed to bump.
They're supposed to get people up.
Then Schaefer nutshot at Ishii,
but Kyle O'Reilly came back in, but they stopped him,
and Claudio was going to pick pockets up
and throw him on the announced desk the way that he did to Darby,
but Darby hit the ring and hit Claudio a couple times with a baseball bat,
and the heels finally ran off.
So Brian, now do you...
That Sting's Bat.
Well, of course it is.
Darby's homeless.
He can't afford a bat.
Stole it from his elder.
Sting gave it to it.
It was stole the bat.
Sting gave it to him.
But to point being,
do you remember what the finish was
of Moxley and O'Reilly
after you've just seen all this shit
over the last 15 minutes?
I do, but I remember more that Moxley hit the referee than I do
who he was trying to get away from or who was in the match with.
It's more about the Moxley doing it to the referee than Kyle O'Reilly almost beat Moxley.
Well, yeah, because Kyle just came back in and they just beat the shit out of him now.
So, Brian, see, that's the thing.
you can always, you can pretty well predict
when you're watching AEW that every match will end with a run-in,
that every match, regardless whether the heel wins or loses or what happens,
they're going to start kicking the shit out of them afterwards.
Another six or eight people, they're going to run in.
You can pretty much, you can pick it before you even see the show.
As a matter of fact, I wonder if our friends at prize picks have
started offering options on AEW.
Will the particular wrestler you pick go through three tables more or three tables or
less in a given match?
That might be something where they could pick up a lot more of the wrestling fans.
What do you think?
I think that's a very interesting observation you have there.
I don't know if that's exactly how it works, but I do know that a lot of the audience
are getting ready for the big game.
coming up and they want to see how they can pick them.
Pick them.
Whether you want to pick them or whether you're Wilson picket, whatever it may be, Jim,
prize picks is there for you.
Well, you can pick them or you can stack them.
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You can pick the same player up to three times in the same lineup.
Now, I've said before, that sounds shady.
That sounds like you're kind of loading the deck there,
but if you want to pick more on Steph Curry's points,
three-pointers, and assist,
now you can pick all of them in the same lineup only on prize picks.
And you can follow other prize picks players,
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whether it be a friend, a celebrity partner,
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you can hit the follow button and check out every lineup that they create
and then jump in and steal their money from them.
Again, not the terminology we would use
and not exactly how that works, but...
Well, it says right here on prize picks,
how you play is up to you if you want to cheat.
No.
Seems like you ought to be able to.
Oh, Antonio, no, he's yelling something and he doesn't want to stop.
Well, if you want flexibility, choose flex play.
Flex play.
Flex play where you can get paid even if what are your picks misses.
That sounds like you're working for Tony Kahn.
Because even if you fail at your task, you'll still get paid.
And if you want the biggest payouts, go for the power play.
No matter your play, prize picks is a great way to put your takes to the test.
They even offer injury reboots.
So apparently if you can, I don't know, go to one of the games
and throw a banana peel on the court in front of the guy
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well, then he gets rebooted if he's injured and it doesn't cost you any money.
I'm not exactly sure that's how it works,
but let's say that's not how it works.
Well, just for the sake of saying it, let's say it's not how it.
It works something like that.
Something, maybe.
Let's say that the old, you know, Steph Curry, he's a basketball player, right?
He is?
Well, let's say he's running down the court and he's going to make that three-pointer that's going to sink your picks.
We'll just squirt a little baby oil right in front of him.
He's going to slip, bust his ass and drop that ball.
And then you win.
Prize picks.
I don't think that's how it works.
Again, legitimate ways to show what you know, make your pick.
Picks, make your prize picks, make your picks give you prizes, as only delivered by prize
picks, Jim.
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So right now, download the prize picks app and use the code JCE because you're blowing me,
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So right there, 50 bucks for a Hummer, that's not a bad fucking proposition.
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Again, a metaphorical one.
We're talking about a great deal with prize picks.
Well, pick more or less on the Hummers as far as how long it's going to take.
That's code JCE to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup because on prize
picks, it's good to be right.
And it's even better to get a gum job.
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Oh, no, you heard what that means.
That means let's get to the important stuff.
That sounds like somebody fell down.
Prize picks.
Pick how many times they're going to fall down.
Well, we're back to the show, Brian.
The AEW program.
And next was Don Fallis and his prize pupil,
the proto star Kyle Feltcher.
A lot of people now are complaining because I said,
Kyle needs hair.
Doesn't he need hair?
He needs to lose the glasses and get some hair
because he looks like a dweeb during study hall
over at the library trying to cram for his latest test.
He doesn't look,
from the neck down,
he looks like an intimidating athlete.
From the neck up,
he looks and sounds like Roddy McFucking Dowell.
Can you tell me I'm lying there?
That he sounds like Roddy McDowell?
I don't know.
He sounds like Roddy McDowell.
A bit of a in and out?
he's very proper but also he just looks so nerdy and dweeby he's too young
young looking we want young people Terry Gordy looked 25 when he was 16
I don't it's just something the look he's got all the tools but God he just comes out and
again he looks like you know with the accent and the just the foppishness
we need to do something with that
he cuts a promo on Mark Briscoe says it's done it's over with we're done with you so of course
Mark Briscoe's music came played and he came out he's good on the microphone he sounds like he
looks he's not he is a gimmick he doesn't have a gimmick but he wants one more shot sort of like
we were talking earlier in the show Tommy Rich and Abdullah the butcher I think I could beat you again
except if Kyle ain't of Dill of the butcher.
But Don tells Briscoe, basically, you're great, et cetera,
but you sound desperate because you got 10 hungry kids to feed at home.
That's a financial burden.
You need a family like ours and kind of hints that maybe he was trying to ask him to join it.
And he called his children blood-sucking leeches and then said,
no, you can't have another match.
And then Mark and Kyle stared at each other.
I mean, Kyle's going to have better matches with Briscoe than he does with most people
because Briscoe's better than most people here.
But we've seen it.
We've seen it.
And I don't know what there is left for them to do because that was part of the problem with
they did every goddamn thing.
And then finally, Kyle didn't.
He kicked him into balls and hit him with a finish and got a two count.
Then, as I recall, he hit him with three or four more finishers and beat him.
So he didn't even fuck Briscoe.
He just beat him flat because he wasn't smart enough to kick him into balls,
hit him with his finish and beat him there.
Briscoe would have had an out.
Kyle would have got some heat.
You might have necessitated a rematch.
None of those things happen.
So I guess they're going to do it again.
Did you have any comments to make on this?
The other problem is, and again, I don't want to see this again.
I have no problem
on Mark Briscoe.
It's just I just saw this match
and it went like 30 minutes.
But who else is there
for Kyle to work with?
The guy's a belt holder there.
He towers over everyone.
There aren't too many people
for him to work with, are there?
And I mean, the worst thing is
he's part of the Callas family,
which is a giant endless group
feuding with like other
giant groups of random people
like the conglomeration.
Well, some of the,
callous people are feuding with their own selves.
But also I go back to this,
but it remains a problem.
They could have got Briscoe over to where he would be at a main event level now
instead of having come out of the joke level middle card.
And this would mean more.
It would mean more if other people had been elevated
when they had the chance, but they didn't.
And now, because they've run out of other people,
they're trying to do it.
too late. Speaking of too late
for the unified title, Brian,
Bandito and Oblada.
And
since this is the unified title, there's no interference
allowed. So again, as I referenced earlier,
that means the promotion can then dictate
whether there's interference or not. So anytime there's
interference, the promotion gets the heat instead of the
fucking heels.
and this is a title match,
but Bandito came in carrying two belts.
Now they're the world tag team champions,
and he's also some kind of champion in Ring of Honor still, right?
Oh, is he the Ring of Honor world champion?
Well, no, he's the champion.
The tag team champion with the Tony King,
but I think is he the Ring of Honor World Champion, too?
Oh, good Lord, I don't know.
Didn't he beat Jericho?
Well, I applaud him for that.
And Okada has his belt.
They gave the statistic, Okada is 14 and 0 at AEW in 2025.
The most overpushed guy since Bulldog Bob Brown.
What the fuck?
So they rang the bell with six minutes on the air.
And I know they were going to overrun,
but I watched the first three minutes of it.
Sloppy, lazy shit.
Bandido tries
Oblada never tries
and they went to break
after three minutes with three minutes left on the air
and I didn't come back
but my question is
after Okada won again
who came out and beat Bandito up
do you even remember?
I don't
and there's another part of the problem
I guarantee it was somebody
as a matter of fact hold on here can we look this up in uh let me let me look up see if i can find the
summation of this the transcript of this important television program to see who beat up
bandito bandito bandito bandito bandito bandito bandito bandito bendito hold on ah 14 minutes and 20
seconds it took for Oblotta to beat Bandito.
And, uh,
you did Dr. Renmin,
Topay, frog splash.
Da, da, da, da, da, da da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Boy, they did a lot of stuff.
That's a great review.
Yeah.
Finish saw Bandito hit the 21plex, but Okada backed up so he couldn't
spring off the ropes and landed short and Okada hit the rainmaker.
after the match the entire callus family came out except take a shit but then take a shit came out with the iw gp title belt
and scared at okada so bandito didn't even get beat up he just got beat and now they're staring at each other over their belts
and there you have it we have no ratings because they don't give those type of things anymore
except they just send a note to the promotions office each week
saying it was bad again.
The new system is not doing wrestling any favors, and we ain't getting quarter hours,
and it takes days and days before you get any ratings for any of the shows,
and they're disheartening when they come out.
Is that pretty much summarize the situation right now?
Well, part of the issue, too, is with all the changes happening, also it brought some attention,
I guess, wrestleomics Brandon Thurston put up something that, like, he was
he wasn't directly threatened
but I guess he felt threatened enough that
he's not reprinting any quarter-hour
numbers he gets anymore
Oh yeah they said
You don't be releasing that type of information around here, boy
Which is interesting because how could that be
proprietary information?
It's something you're reporting, right?
But you know, who knows?
Well, yeah, but they have to tell the advertisers
because that's how that the advertisers
determine what they're paying and et cetera, et cetera,
of, but then that creates a where, you know, where do you draw the line?
Where is the cutoff point of who gets this deep, dark, secret information?
But it sure does cut down on some of our fun, doesn't it?
Yeah, fuck you, Nielsen.
Yeah, I never liked him.
I don't care if people let me tell you about my best friend.
Sure, it was a nice song.
But that's the last thing he ever did good for anybody.
Fucked Nielsen.
Not the same guy in any way.
What? He didn't start that company?
That wasn't him.
What did he do?
He drank.
To death?
Or just to excess?
To excess.
And then he cleaned up and then he died.
How old was Nilsson when he died?
I don't know, but the famous myth, and it is only a myth,
but for years people thought it could be real.
that when he died, it was like the mid-90s,
his funeral was like during one of the earthquakes
in Southern California,
and the rumor was like the ground opened up
and swallowed the coffin in the funeral home,
which is amazing.
And of course, it wasn't true at all.
Well, I want to go that way.
Just have the earth open up and swallow me right up.
Do you want people there?
Do you want it to be like something where some people are going to?
Yeah, I want a few to do.
fall in on top of me.
I'll take some bitches with me.
If I could figure out a way to make that happen,
I would leave a lineup for my service
with all the people I wanted in the front row
closest to the edge of the hole.
All right, are we done here for this week?
I think so. I mean,
you know, I don't know how much more there is to say.
Well, in that case, let's say no more
because a wink is as good as a nod to a blind man.
until then ladies and gentlemen we'll be back with your show brian in a few days to drive through
and then another one of these next week we got saturday nights main event coming up there's all
kinds of stuff going on and Halloween and all that good shit so until then folks and in parting
we wish you a very happy and healthy thank you fuck you and bye bye everybody
