Jim Cornette Experience - Episode 621: Observer Awards

Episode Date: February 17, 2026

This week on the Experience, Jim looks at the 2025 Wrestling Observer awards! Plus Jim reviews AEW Dynamite, and talks about Dave Meltzer's reporting about Brody King & WBD, Bron Breakker's hernia, and much more! Thanks to our episode sponsors: SHOPIFY:  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at shopify.com/jce BRUNT:  Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code JCE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/JCE #Bruntpod FUM:  Head to https://www.tryfum.com/JCE to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today!@TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast Join Jim Cornette's College Of Wrestling Knowledge on Patreon to access the archives & more! https://www.patreon.com/Cornette Subscribe to the Official Jim Cornette channel on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/c/OfficialJimCornette Visit Jim's official site at www.JimCornette.com for merch, live dates, commentaries and more! You can listen to Brian on the 6:05 Superpodcast at 605pod.com or wherever you find your favorite podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Like the midnight and the rock and roll. He's in a fight for wrestling soul using a racket and some mind control. He's in Connett. The keys to the future. Hell by Nets. Dave and cousin Tony are playing. He said he said. A.W. Television says the same old thing.

And what I said to Jeff Jarrett in more vintage TNA reports. Plus, joining me after a long. absence. Hawaiian Brian, the podcasting line, the king of the Arcadian Vanguard podcast network, Mr. co-host to you, his name may be last, but he's first in your hearts. The great, Brian last, everybody. Hello, hi, Jim, a pleasure to be here once again. Of course, by the time this episode comes out, I would have returned on the drive-thru that they had heard from the one episode I wasn't here for. Yeah, it won't, are you feeling okay? Yes. It was obviously a near-death the experience, did you see

somebody, because the people that listened to the podcast from start to finish, they kind of got the picture that last week Brian Solomon, the other Brian, Solomon Grande was the guest co-host because I said

at the top of the program, Brian Last is on a sign, but he'll be back next week. And here we continued on with the program, but the people that listen to YouTube that maybe get the clips out of order, all of a sudden they are confronted by a Brian's voice that is not Brian for like the second time in history. And oh my God. And one actually said, I heard Brian last died.

And then somebody else said RIP Brian. I'm like, did anybody think if you had died that I would be? Hey, Solomon. He heard any good jokes lately? By the way, Brian Last is dead. Did you see any of this or were you even? I saw some of that. My favorite is still the people that every now and then it's like, what Brian Lass really must be sick. He doesn't sound like he usually does. Yeah.

I mean, there's different people, ladies and gentlemen, different voices. But I saw it. By the way, Brian Solomon did a great job. And, you know, not everyone. It's not an easy task to sit in this chair and he did a great job. Well, but the just the thing is. And thank you for the time off. was a long recovery from my penis reduction surgery, but I feel like now I'm a normal man.

I'm glad that I referred you to that Russian scientist and imminent surgeon Vladimir Chapakoff. But the thing, it's just everybody, folks, we love you, we love the audience and we love that you love us. Love is in the air. But you and I, we do 104 of these things per year between the experiencing a drive-through, and we've been doing it for 10 fucking years now. And you have, you've got a wife and numerous children running about, and I've got a wife and in-laws, and now a dentist to support. And it's amazing that we are able, we work around Christmas, and, you know, we pre-tape to show last year when I went to see the Feffer files,

But it's amazing. If we could do what we had, you've been, there's been like three times. I think in 10 years we've had a guest sit in somebody. There's never a guest for me. Can I have a guest next week? If I could pick the person, sure. Tune in next week for the Paul Heyman experience right here where we tell the truth. Wait a minute, my schedule is just freeing up.

I don't want to. No, if, you know what, if we could get Paul to do it. Of course, now, that's a big if. But I think, why don't we both just sit out and one week just have Paul here? Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. See, that is one of the big mysteries, because he's always told this story, that at some point in the early 90s before ECW, so that puts it at 91, 92, 93 was with ECW, so maybe even early 93.

He was approached by a radio station in New York who wanted him to compete against Howard Stern. and he was going to blow Howard away. I don't think Paul Heyman could do it. I think Paul Heyman's a captivating guest, and the entire time anyone interviews him, he's in full performance mode. Even when he's telling you the truth about something, he's doing it in a very, very performing kind of way.

Everything with him is performance. I don't know if he could carry a four-hour show. I don't know if he can carry a one-hour show. Well, I don't... Now, wait a minute. Hold on now. Think about what he's carrying around on a daily basis already. He might be the strongest man in the world. But I agree with you. Paul is one of those guys where he's an entertaining person in a variety of ways to speak to, but he's not necessarily extemporaneously funny about a wide variety of subjects off the top of his head as one would need to be in the pattern of the doggy dog morning radio world.

He has to be himself and there has to be a a normal human being, a George Phenomen, just someone. Yes, a sidekick. Somebody does a wall to bounce off there somewhere, which is why he and J.R. worked well in commentary because J.R. was a normal adult man and Paul was, you know, Paul, but nevertheless.

What? An unnormal adult man. Well, I mean, you can't have, you know, two gimmicks, you know, put together. If it had been, imagine Jesse Ventura in the feathers and the boa and Jerry Lawler in the fucking King outfit, both trying to do color with no Vince McMahon or Jim Ross in the middle. of them to... Right. Yeah. I agree. It don't work.

And by the way, Heyman and Jim Ross, they were great together on Raw when they were together when Lawler was out, but they were better on WCW when they had the New York show. They had a local show in New York

and those were the commentators and it was geared towards New York so Hayman was in his element. That was actually the best stuff those two ever did together. Well, actually, all of us were always better in WCW because

there was it was more of a standard environment of, we're doing a wrestling show rather than all the goddamn chaos surrounding in the back and etc. But nevertheless, real quick house cleaning and then we got a big a big segment here to cover the big awards that have been given out

from the wrestling observer newsletter fans. They've spoken, Brian, And now we see, we're going to start to see the results of Uncle Dave's narrow casting to a specific mindset of the audience. But nevertheless, real quick, I want to recognize Joe Ed and Aaron Holt, Aaron would be E-R-I-N, not the male version, but they sent a gift in memory of Harley Quinn to the University of Georgia College of Veterinary Medicine. because it's been one year since we lost Harley. And the college sent a nice card, you know, and telling us about this with her name stamped on it and everything, and we're keeping it as a souvenir.

And I wanted to thank the happy holds. And also, I meant to do this last week, and I lost the email, but we wanted to say to Adam from Liverpool, he and his dad were lifelong fans, His father passed away in January, and we want to send our sympathy. He's going through that period where he's kind of lost, not being able to send him a wrestling video or something, you know, because Adam is 42 now,

and he's been a fan all of his life. So anyway, but he does say long-lived triple cheeseburgers and French toast from Liverpool. All right. Hey, all right. Take a ferry across the mercy and get some French toast, my friend. all right jerry put your pacemaker back in but anyway adam we appreciate you let us know we send our sympathy and and also jonathan and taylor from the cornelia georgia post office sent me what what are you laughing already i haven't even got to the goddamn point everything you're like hey this is our listener joe

this is our listener here here are the people at the post office It's not even your post office. Someone at a different place. No, it's 305.31 by God, is the way they know them by down there. But no, Jonathan and Taylor sent me a block of the brand new uncirculated Muhammad Ali stamps. Oh, that's awesome. And to say that they love us there at the Cornelia, Georgia Post Office. He says, well, he says, we love you here at the Cornelia, Georgia Post Office.

by we, I mean me and another guy named Taylor. And they stamped it with the postmark, the letter, along with the stamps, so that I would know that it was legitimate. So thank you, Jonathan and Taylor. That's very nice. Enjoy your Monday off. Enjoy your Monday off. You get nothing, Brian, by the way.

And. That's not nice. A little story here. You remember Richard Hunter, my friend out of Las Vegas. He gave C-Bron. PR to Lamar Odom in the horror house and he's Oh yeah, I remember that.

He's in every kind of strange offbeat place. He keeps popping up like some kind of supernatural Forrest Gump. Anyway, Richard sent me a letter since Stace and I, a nice Christmas gift and he

and his lovely lady Jennifer, but nevertheless, he enclosed a story that I wanted to tell you, Brian, he said, Jennifer goes to a private gym, and they live in Las Vegas. I think I mentioned that. Jennifer goes to a private gym, and on occasion, she has coaxed me into joining her. The intimate nature of the gym means that there are usually only a small group of people working out at a time, and everyone is in close proximity to each other. On this particular day, I happen to be wearing my Jim Cornette-Face t-shirt, and as I peddled away on a stationary bike, I kept noticing a woman.

that I did not know casting suspicious side glances my way. She was a petite woman, hair pulled back, ball cap pulled down over her eyes, wearing no makeup and looking rather nondescript. I wouldn't have recognized her as anyone of note nor even really noticed her at all had I not continued to catch her looking over at me. After she left as we were leaving the gym, I asked my girlfriend's trainer who that woman was. oh that's Renee said the trainer she used to train here all the time

when she and her husband lived in Vegas but they moved back to Cincinnati they're professional wrestlers in town for a show so it was a slow developing situation but apparently he exchanged glances

and sweat in the air with Renee Maxly good. So Richard, if I were you just, for secondhand sweat, I might go to the doctor, get checked. You never know what she's exposed to at home. Maybe she was hitting on him. I mean, when you stare at someone at the gym, when you keep looking at someone

at the gym, it's usually not that shirt. I mean, usually it's like, look at that ass. Just something. No, I think she was looking at him like she'd like to be hitting on him if she had a hammer in her fucking hand. If I had a hammer. I had a hammer cornet's face All over this land I'd hammer on the right side

I'd a hammer on the left side I'd hammer right down the motherfucking middle Right into his old nose You know what we should do now? We should get like we should raise some money from like crowdfunding and we should send him to Cincinnati so he can go work out to the gym there Everywhere she goes with that guy with the shirt is here again

And he's ignoring me Ladies and gentlemen find out where the AEW Female Announce crew works out in every city And then wear your Cornette face shirt to the gym And it will fucking freak her out Yeah she'll be let my God they're all over It's like they live We're going to release a new version of the shirt

That just has high Renee on the back It'll be Cornette on the front, hi, Renee on the back. All right, and speaking of saying hi, before we get to the main part of the show, let's say not goodbye, but maybe kind of farewell, but Captain Eddie Colross, who has flown millions of miles around the world. He's a commercial airline pilot. He's been stationed over in the far east, and then it was the far west,

I don't know. Maybe he's far, he's come back around and met himself, has finally retired, he is officially 65 years old, he's retired from flying, so he can't call me from Bangkok anymore, and leave me a message telling me what the weather is in Louisville because he's tied into the goddamn worldwide fucking system. What are you talking about? What is happening right now? Captain Eddie Colross,

the most famous airline pilot in the world. When I was doing, the MLW taping and god damn was it it was it wasn't Chicago it was the one in Milwaukee that shitty building they had in Milwaukee where fucking that fat fuck what Callahan got fired and blamed me and all this other shit he came up he had flown into town that day and happened to see we were there and came up with a bag of Wendy's triple cheeseburgers for me to the back door while I was talking to one of the boys.

And we were wondering whether that the show was actually going to take place because of the fucking bad inclement weather overhead and the fact that we were in a goddamn pole barn and there was some issue with the power of the generator or something. And he gave me a bag of burgers and I said, here, go in for free. So fuck you, Corpauer. I sold your company for a bag of cheeseburgers. But he's retiring. Did I mention that?

Captain Eddie retiring now will not be flying around the goddamn world doing who knows what international espionage as he's been doing for so long. He's a commercial pilot or he just flies his own plane wherever he wants? No, he's a commercial pilot, but I have a feeling he's some kind of goddamn undercover espionage agent because he just pops up everywhere. His wife Rosalie needs to keep him under control now, now that he's going to be home more, at least in the continental United States. Don't you think he tells his supervisors that you're one of his sources?

Where do you think he got the budget to give you to cheeseburgers? Well, he probably expensed it. I think he was Delta. I'm not sure. He may have moved around a lot. You know, he's had a few assumed names. You remember that book by that guy that con people into thinking that he was a fucking pilot when he really wasn't?

He flew airplanes? That wasn't Captain Eddie. No, that was Catch Me If You Can, a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio. Frank Abbott. Big nail was that guy's name. That's right. Top that for fucking off top of my head trivia about nonsense. This is one of those conversations makes me wish I was D.B. Cooper and I could just jump out.

They'll never find me. Wee. Just disappear. All righty. Anyway, happy retirement Captain Eddie. And I guess, Before we go any further, the mouth organ of AEW wrestling, Uncle Dave Meltzer at his Wrestling Observer Newsletter,

now entering its 75th year. You know, I've got the original observer was chiseled into a rock with a fucking stone tool. Did you know that? I have a copy. But now it's, he has, he has pushed and pushed and promoted this style, this concept, this wrestling that he thinks is the future, and has been the future, and continues to be, if it's always coming, it's never here.

But it's going to take over the whole world. And now, Brian, you're not as old as I am. You can thank your lucky stars for that. but when he started this thing 40 years ago, 30 years ago, maybe even 20 years ago, you know, a lot of, the ever-growing number of smart fans who actually knew what this kind of was

and how it was kind of done went from the numbers of hundreds in the early 80s to everybody today that cares to find out. But all of the same, smart fans used to kind of agree on the major points. Like everybody, everybody loved Rick Flair and everybody thought Uncle Elmer was the shit, right? I mean, it was really no goddamn major controversies and, you know,

two camps. And then they like WWF or they like WCW. And most of Dave's readers in the early years actually were more WCW-CW-centric because that was the more traditional kind of wrestling and they thought that if anything the WWF was too fake or cartoony and that was 30 years ago but now what we're left with is the only people that are listening to Dave are paying attention to Dave now or the people that like the same kind of thing that Dave likes and then Dave his readership reflects that because everybody else is going, oh, Jesus Christ, on a cracker, can we stop with this horse shit of the

bookeros and the fucking, and Tony's the Booker? And so this is a self-fulfilling prophecy that Dave has run off all the people that liked wrestling except for this trampoline cowboy subset. and he has praised them to the moon, so therefore all the people reading him praising them, vote for them as the best at what they do to the point where it becomes ridiculous. And I'm going to quote one result ahead of you, and then we'll go from there.

Best on interviews by a two to one margin at least, Adam fucking page. Brian, Adam Page in all the world of wrestling is the best on interviews over Paul Heyman, over John Sina, over Drew McIntyre, over Cody Rhodes, over CM Punk, over MJF. In what universe do these people live and how does their cognitive ability function in their brain? that this fucking... I still love the quote empty-headed dipshit

is a better speaker on interviews in any way, shape, or form and professional wrestling context than any of those names I just mentioned. Help me.

Yeah, thank you. You set me up by just saying all the things you hate about it and then asking me to do what? Defend it? I can't. Yeah, Adam Page is empty-headed. I just saw that picture

at him and Marty Skirl the other day. obviously that was a bad decision. I think it's important to note that the observer, the newsletter, the website, you know, we're talking thousands and thousands of subscribers. We're not talking thousands

and thousands of people voting. The most into the observer audience are usually the ones who vote. So I think there's a lot of people who read the observer. Look, I read the observer. still, I always have.

And I don't vote, and I typically, I think I voted one time in 30 years or something. It's just not my thing. But I think there are a lot of other fans like that too, that they read it and they don't engage. So you're not looking at an example of the overall audience. I think you're looking at the people

that are the most intense about it. The ones with the bigger buckets of Dave's water is what you're saying. And that water tends to be. be from the AEW reservoir, I guess is. I think I'd call it a well. Okay, well, there you go. Well, no, Tony has a lot of money.

It's a reservoir. Well, no, but actually, it's a bottomless well, but think about that. No, nevertheless. So do you want to go over these major awards and everybody on the list gets a leg lamp from what I'm understanding? I think let's just finish talking about the interviews real quick since you brought that one up. AEW fans love Adam Page's promos.

And it's one of those things where there's a disconnect between those fans and fans like me, let's say, who when I see Adam Page, it seems like a guy trying to feign intensity and trying to perform what a character is supposed to say here and it doesn't come across to me as believable. In a dramatic fashion.

To me, it's not believable. It's not relatable. It's bad acting. It's bad wrestling acting, which is the worst kind of acting there is. Would you see it in a low-budget independent film? Maybe. Maybe. There's a lot of out-of-work actors. There's a lot of people who need work.

But that's the thing to those fans, the same fans that have thought Moxley was great on promos. They see Adam Page, and they see Adam Page as the perfect example of a modern promo and other fans who have seen lots of good promos for a long time, including right now, we look at him and we're like, this guy's preposterous. It's a complete act. It doesn't come across as being genuine at all. It's funny, you mentioned Moxley,

because he came in number two. You could just fucking put English words on the sides of fucking dice and just roll them and put his fucking promos together. That's right. If I had a hammer, whose house? And those are the numbers. number one and number two choices over again all the other names that I mentioned and even in

their own company what is MJ have known for well besides now being the poster boy for bad booking for the past two years or so but good god but yeah i just i as i i quit looking at that point i that was the third one listed or whatever and i at that i said i'm just going to let you you break the news to me from here on out. So it's your... Oh, that's great. It's your podium. I can see why you would feel that way.

You won best on interviews before, so obviously you take it personal. Well, you know, that is kind of a goddamn... Just to hold on here, he does list the previous winners, doesn't he? Let's see, 1985, Jim Cornett, 1986, Jim Cornett, 1987, Jim Cornett, 1988, 1988, Jim Cornett, 1989, Terry Funk. I bowed to the master. 1990, Arne Anderson, 1991, Rick Flair, 92, Rick Flair, 93, Jim Cornett,

94, Rick Flair, 95, Cactus Jack, 96, 7, 8, Steve Austin, 9, 01, or 9 and O, Rock. O'1, Austin. I mean, this was... The murderers Roe. And then following by Kurt Angle, and I'm just looking at Chris Jericho and fucking punk and Heyman. And suddenly it's fucking Adam Page.

Okay. Well, Jim, here are some of the other awards. I don't know if we're going to go through everything, but let's go through some of the big ones. Of course, the Luthez-Rick-Flair Award for Wrestler of the Year. It is the Lut-Ez-Rick-Flair Award, skipping multitudes of other NWA champions for focusing on those two.

The wrestler of the year. He likes to name a lot of the awards for people that he really liked. With 548 votes for first place, giving him 3,286 points in total. And that's another guy. We're not even going to discuss howl. It's determined by points

on a 532 basis, kids. It's in Dave's mind somehow that this is the best way to do this. We're just going to the results is what we're looking for. But again, to what I said earlier, thousands of readers, not thousands of voters. 5481st-2086 total points. Mystico, Ressler of the Year. We'll talk about him in a second, and there is an argument for Mystico. Number two, Adam Page, 147 first-place votes. Number three, John Moxley 138 first place votes

followed by Saya Kamitani with 80 first place votes and at number five they cracked the list WWE with John Sina 69 first place votes You may not be able to hear that name because you can't see him Then Cody Rhodes with 56

Takesha with 24 I'm yelling I apologize Jace C.M Punk Bandita and Will Osprey. You're in the fucking, was it the, the pavilion out there on the Grammy, you're having to speak out to the throngs. Number eight was who?

Number eight was CM Punk, followed by Bandito and Will Osprey. That rounds out the top ten. Okay. And here's the thing is, and Dave has been on a tear about this, writing about it, and it is true, and there's no reason to, not right about it. It's just that this is a thing that he's kind of made happen

that CMLL has been on that attendance terror. They drew over a million or sold over a million tickets in a calendar year that has never happened before in the one building and the whole nine yards. And Mystico for all that he looks like

piss on a plate here is over there and over with their audience and you can make a case that he technically was the wrestler of the year in the entire world of wrestling because his company did a record year of success when even the WW is bigger than everything, but they didn't do a record fucking year of ticket sales. They just soaked everybody for more money.

So point is, Mystico, okay, I can see that. and then Adam page number two, I'm like, okay, not John Sina. The retirement tour where they outgross their grossest grosses, or not Cody Rhodes, who is the champion for the biggest company,

or not C.M. Punk, who's one guy in the WWE who makes a difference, whether he's involved with the belt or not. and it's Adam Page and then John Moxley and then Saya Kamatani even if you wanted to swallow the page and Moxley pills

before Sina and Rhodes and Punk Saya Kamatani But again Sia Kamatani is number four with 88 first place votes and somehow with the 5.3. 88 people thought that she was the the winner of the whole goddamn thing just blew the others out of the water that's right

eight thought Will Osprey who wrestled until the middle of the year so I guess of the eight maybe Will Osprey's number one I don't know we could wonder who those eight people were but let's continue on here Jim Most Outstanding Wrestler Most Outstanding Wrestler With 436 first place votes Kenoske Tekeshta

With 3,201 total point Takeshita over bandito, Kyle Fletcher, Will Osprey. Boy, howdy. Surrey! Those three E's? That's three E's. John Moxley,

Adam Page, Gunther, Zach Sabre Jr. and Mistico. Oh, I'm trying to, I took a sip so I could swallow some of this. I do agree. Takeshita is an outstanding in-ring wrestler. I can't argue with this. I can't argue.

I wouldn't even go to, I wasn't going to argue that right now, but I'll, I'll put it on pause and argue it in a minute. But I'll argue Bandito over Kyle, over Osprey, over Gunther. I, Bandito is... It's because it a Takesha match. That's why. But every other match he hasn't had that stupid, fucking suplex, and the fucking little happy feed he's got in his basics or shit and he can't,

I'm sorry. If we're going for the greatest hits of the indie-minded AEW crew, which is basically what this is besides Gunther, Kyle would be on top of that, but of course, Gunther would be number one in, Of this list and my thought for most outstanding wrestler, because he's actually a goddamn wrestler, and he's outstanding. Well, Jim, let's continue on here.

Tag team of the year. Although you're not a wrestler, I consider you to be, you know, part of the Midnight Express. So another one that you've won in the past or been a part of in the past. Tag team of the year. First place with 272 first place votes. Young Bucks. No, no.

Wouldn't you know who won the pony? Now, this is interesting here. They're in first place, 272 first place votes, 2,435 total points. Second place, with 2,423 total points right behind them. But only 250 first place votes, FTR. You look at this list, it's just like every other tag team list. I mean, there's more tag teams listed here. to me it's the biggest indictment of the state of tag team wrestling

when you see this list there's nothing there's nothing there are no classic time I mean the hardies are on here and they have a long history obviously but there are no classic tag teams it's just nothing FTR and the bucks are at the top and then everything in the middle is stuff that may or may not be here tomorrow Lashley and Shelton have they teamed in months when was the last time they teamed up apparently Lashley is injured

although who the fuck now there's non-contact injury Samoa Joe he's either on concussion protocol or the announcer said he was on the injured list for non-contact injury how can you get a concussion without contact? The point is nobody knows but you're correct. Finish this list and then let's pick it apart because it's even from here it gets more ridiculous

in a even worse way. Well, Young Bucks won FTR2, Brody King and Bandito, otherwise known as Brodito, in third place, 248 first place votes, followed by Mystico and Moscow, Dorada, and Neon, followed by Uto Ice and Oscar, followed by Mike Bailey and Kevin Knight, followed by Nathan Frazier and Axiom,

the team of Fraxium, followed by the Hurt Business, Hurt Syndicate, Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin, followed by Jackie Kamei and Rita with two eyes, followed by Matt and Jeff Hardy. Good Lord. And most of the other honorable mentions are female tag teams. Isn't that interesting?

Street profits are here, but... Did they... I was going to say, have they been out long enough to have that surgery? Because I thought they were guys. What do you think of this list? This, it's funny at the top because it's obviously the Hardley boys, the buckaroos, because that's Dave's pets and that's still the darling of this particular block of voters that we have here. And then they have to acknowledge FTR because FTR is the last time they saw a good

tag team in AEW, except for the Hertz syndicate. And really, if you talk about strictly in-ring performance and the potential of what could have been, FTR would outpace Shelton and Bobby. They were impeccable tag team wrestlers until they lost their minds and were booked into insensibility. They could still outperform the bucks as far as having a tag team. match if they would slow the fuck down and not make everything so complicated that these jackoffs they're working with can't keep up with it and it just gets into a mess but they will never

mean anything in that company again like they did because of the way that they've been used for previous five fucking years and Stokely's a joke and everything about them is presented it is weak, stupid, and unfunny, funny. And then you go down and go, and Brody King and Bandito, at least they got them over somewhat because they were new. And then they broke them up. Brody King will do better for it as a single. I think Bandito will be the action Andretti of 2027 or whatever.

And then there's nobody except the poor, hearties that are fucking, well, I won't say 50 because I don't know they've started so young. But here's the winners from the 80s and 90s, the freebirds, steamboat and young blood, road warriors, bulldogs, Midnight Express, Eden and Condry, Midnight Express, Eden and Lane, Michaels and Genetti, Steiner Brothers, Hollywood Blonde's, Pilman and Austin, Williams and Gordy in Japan. But part of the story with what you're saying, it's not just those teams winning. You know, FTR and the Young Bucks are at the top of this list, and those have been the two tag teams that dominate the tag team list for over a decade,

especially the bucks with the observer readers. But part of the issue is there's no competition. Any of those years you just named. Look at 86, Midnight Express, Conjury Neaton. You guys beat the Bulldogs. You guys beat the Heart Foundation. You guys beat the Road Warriors, the rock and roll express. There were tons of great tag teams everywhere.

The Fantastics had a great 86. Yeah. There were great tag teams everywhere. You guys beat them out. That's a tough vote. There aren't tag teams. I actually thought Brody King and Bandito would have done a little better or won just because they did get over pretty big.

Well, what? I just realized, did nobody think of Bronbreaker and Bronson Reed? How long have they been teaming now on the television? somebody didn't say, oh, these guys, the only actual tag team that wrestles main event guys and wins, and they didn't get an honorable mention over Willow Nightingale and Harley Cameron. Well, Jim, let's move on here. Promotion of the year was 746 first place votes, more than double, I believe, of the number two, 5,042 total points for

CMLL. CML promotion of the year. We'll talk about that in a moment. Number two, AEW. Okay. With 364 first place votes, followed by stardom, with 77 first place votes, followed by a little thing called WWE, with 126 first place votes, actually more than stardom.

Rounding out the list, New Japan, TNA, Sendai Girls, whatever that is. I thought it was Send Us Girls. Whatever that is, AAA, Dragon Gates, and finally, UFC. Well, I mean, if you're going to have, if UFC is going to be a eligible for this category, then did everybody know that? Because how could you, okay, Sindai Girls is a big, bigger, better promotion than the UFC. again you can make a case at CMLL because again they set their all-time record year of business and drew a million customers in the same building plus all

everything else they did and whatever the fuck so I'm not going to argue with that but then AEW because it has to be and then stardom places higher than the WWE How many do they know that if you asked a hundred people on the street, what stardom is that nobody would fucking know? Well, Jim, let's see what else the people or the readers know or don't know. And again, Dave put it after in advance, like he would be embarrassed by his readership if they didn't vote for CMLL, so it did happen. And again, CML deserves it.

Best Weekly Television Show with 811 first place votes, AEW Dynamite 4,655 total points Followed by CML Super Viennes Followed by AEW Collision Followed by WWRWA WWE Smackdown

WVE NXT Followed by Ring of Honor on Honor Club So you don't need a TV show To be eligible for Best Weekly TV show, I guess Right? I mean it's a streaming show Is it technically a TV show Followed by CMLO Sabados But wait if it's only a streaming show because they have their own fucking site.

Followed by CMLL Martez at Arena Mexico, followed by TNA Impact. Okay, I mean, was there a none of the above option to vote in this category? You just not vote. I guess this is the only way that would work, but that is a television show of the year, dynamite. Again, you know, it is what it is, is a shit show. and a slop fest better than a snooze fest and a boar fest. Would you rather be bored or would you rather see a shit show unfold in front of you? There's not really an option here.

And that's what everything has been. I again look at past winners like Mid-South Wrestling, New Japan, world pro wrestling. The Memphis show won once. All Japan, ECW, WWE Raw. I can, in those various times, I can see that. But now it's like which sucks the least. So really, it's going to be dynamite because this audience,

that's the kind of thing that they like. Or at least the voters like. We don't know how much that represents. audience that's voting. Jim, pro wrestling match of the year, with 224 first place votes, Kenny Omega versus Gabe Kid January 5th at the Tokyo Dome.

With 1,728, first place votes a match in January, one match at a year, that's pretty impressive. Followed by Bandito versus Takesha, Adam Page versus Moxley, Mistico versus MJF, Adam Page versus Willow. Osprey. Syed Kamitani versus Tam McConnell. Mariah May versus Tony Storm. Oh, blessed.

Bianca Bel Air versus Ria Ripley versus Eoskai at WrestleMania. John Moxley versus Kyle Fletcher. And finally, Osprey and Swerve Strecklin versus Youngbucks. Do you know the one match on that list that I actually remember watching? And I know we've seen most, we just said Gabe Kim. look at the fuck that look at the state of him just look at his appearance and what what the fuck that anybody is going to see in him for the match of the year i have no idea with kenny but i remember mystico versus mjf because that was special otherwise Holy Jesus Christ, what's the matter of these people? Well, Jim, the Category B awards,

this means it's only first place votes that get you to the top of the list here. The United States and Canada MVP, John Moxley, with 387 votes. Over who? Over John Sina with 273 votes, followed by Adam Page right on John Sina's heels

with 262. His family must be heavily involved in the voting block. Followed by Cody Rhodes, CM Punk, Gunther, and a tie for seventh place between Kyle Fletcher and Mercedes Monet. So by this logic,

John Moxley was more important to the business in the United States and Canada than John Sina and Adam Page was more important than Cody Rhodes. And both John Moxley and Adam Page were more important than CM Punk. I rest my case.

Well, you know, sometimes in baseball, the best player on the best team wins MVP. Sometimes it's the best player on the worst team. Sometimes the team is terrible, and the one player is so good that even though the team doesn't win because of him, the value is there. So... But how do two players on the worst team beat two of the players on the best team? do you think you can argue and I'm not saying you can I'm asking you that John Moxley and Adam Page are more valuable to AEW

than Sina or Cody Rhodes are to WWE? No you cannot argue that at all because if Sina was to well I can't now he's gone but let's say last year if Sina had disappeared gone down to injury been kidnapped, take it away, tied up, held for ransom,

whatever. In February, it would have fucked their year up. And it would have taken a lot of big grosses away that we now, in hindsight, can see we're big grosses, right?

I'm not lying. And if, if, who else did you say to take out of the, the, or, I went by the top four here. So Moxley's seen that Adam H.

Cody. Yes. if you took Cody out of the last year. It's the same thing that happened to him in February or whatever. Think about how that would have fucked up and impacted major big grossing events, main events that had been changed, etc. If you took John Moxley and Adam Page, either one out of AEW tomorrow,

it wouldn't have a, it would have a negligible, if any impact on business. Because when's the last time besides when they, that was a self-inflicted wound when they fired punk, but when is their business ever gone down

when anybody got hurt and went away? Or just Tony quit booking them and they went away. When has there been a noticeable, oh shit, so-and-so's gone? This didn't do as well as we did last time. Ever? I can't think of it off the top of my head, no. So?

Hello? McFly. All right. Well, Jim, let's move on here. We won't go through these, but the Koichi Yoshizawa Award for Japanese MVP, move over Ricky Dozen. But that went to Saya Kamatani, with 485 votes,

to Mexico MVP, Mistiko, ran away with it, 1,019 votes. So obviously a big Lucha audience voting here. Yes, over Bandito with 17 votes in second place. The Europe MVP, Michael O'Koo. Dave could have told him vote for a turd

in a punch bowl, and you'd be reading number one turd in a punch bowl. Michael O'Koo, the Europe MVP, the Hodge Award for non-heavyweight MVP, went to MISDO for non-heavyweight. MVP 551 votes followed by Darby Allen

with 106 votes Bandito Moscair Dorada Mike Bailey Javan Evans Ricochet El Desperato Dominic Mysterio and Starlight Kid round out the list the women's wrestling MVP

fans there is no question about it Sia Kamatani had a year for the record books and she won women's wrestling MVP 400 158, first place votes followed by Tony Storm, Mercedes Monet, Eoskai, Sarie, Rio Ripley, Stephanie

Bacare, Woolow Nightingale, Chelsea Green, and a tie for 10th place with 11 votes, Becky Lynch and Liv Morgan. Becky Lynch and Liv Morgan, who are generating more revenue being seen by more people in the space of a day or two than this, and Maria Ripley, who is in the middle of the list somewhere, they each generate more overall business than anybody else on this list does in a year.

But Miss Kamatani has that magic spell. Well, Jim, few to the year with 504 votes. Adam Page versus John Moxley. Feud of the year An Observer Dream Feud if there ever was one Except Number two, you could say the same thing 148 votes for Saya Kamatani

Versus Tam Nakano Followed by Mystico versus MJF Followed by Tony Storm versus Mariah May C.M. Punk versus Seth Rollins in fifth place Oh, come on now! John Cena versus Cody Rhodes Kyle Fletcher versus Mark Briscoe John Moxley versus Darby Allen

and finally tied for ninth place with 15 votes. Okada versus Takesha and Cody Rhodes versus Drew McIntyre. You know if only Rhodes versus McIntyre and Sina versus Rhodes

and Punk versus Seth could have held up to the fucking standard set by Syacabatani and Damnakano. But fortunately Paige and Moxley blew them all away. What? By the way, someone sent me the

Saya Kamatani-Makano match. I really need to see it, it sounds like. Jim, I'm just wondered if somebody cuts their forehead in a fucking forest, does anybody hear the tree fall on them? Jim, best box office. Hold on. Before we go way further, also, I want to go back to the old days, feuds, angles, programs, fucking, what, how did they,

feud of the year? Bruno and Zubisco. DiBiase and Dog, Freebirds, Von Erics, Hogan and Orndorf, Midnight Fantastics, Flair and Funk, Hart and Jerry Lawler, Steve Austin and the Heart Foundation, Austin versus McMahon, fucking Jesus, H. Christ, David, Jericho and Michaels, Punk and Hardy, Sina and Punk. there was not this delusion that these minor league often unseen people are somehow better than the biggest names in the business. Well, Jim, we move on to Best Box Office Draw, and I believe people were voting for this for a few years, which didn't make sense because people would go, how could you vote for something that would be a firm fact? John Cena won for pro wrestling, followed by Mistico and Cody Rhodes.

I assume Dave just gave them that, right? Had to acknowledge reality, right? Yeah. Most improved. This is a heck of a year. I think she won it also for her PWA, Harley Cameron first place, with 208 votes followed by Kyle Fletcher, Kendall Gray, Marina Schaefeer, Kevin Knight, Dominic Mysterio,

Obafemi Defunto Or... Now wait a minute Is that... Can we say that on YouTube? That's the name here. I'm not familiar with defunto.

I'm not sure if that's man or female or mass wrestler. I don't know. Man female or person? Defunto followed by Hina or Hina. It could be one or the other, followed by Uto Ice. This list... Okay. At some point this list just went off a cliff.

I don't know what happened. But the story here, honorable mention, Braun Breaker. He had a good year. Jesus. And even Javon Evans is an honorable mention down here. I think you have a subset of the subset

of the hardcore voting block here that has some type of, again, unnatural fixation a la the Twinkle Toes Foundation with Japanese wrestling school girls. Well, Jim, I'm just going to say, but

it's first, in all seriousness, most improved, and it's a list of not of not a who's who, but a who's that except for Dominic Mysterio flops in the middle and Bronn Breaker gets an honorable mention.

And if anybody can't see what the fuck's going on there, I don't know what to tell them. Most charismatic. Jim with 159 votes. First place, John Sina. Followed by CM Punk with 133 votes. Well. Followed by Tony Storm.

Followed by Mystico. Followed by Adam Page. Will Osprey, MJF. Sorry, Saya Kamatani. And then Mark Briscoe and Tanahashi. Okay. Was this another one of those ones that you just, you can't deny the opposite?

obvious, Sina would run away with that, but punk there as well. And then they get their favorites of Tana Hashi has charisma. Fucking Adam Page has charisma. Sia, well, we don't know. Says we've never heard of her. A previous winner is Rick Flair, Hokogen, Sean Michaels, the Rock, Steve Austin, John Sina. And now here you go.

All right. Well, Jim, the next one. here, the Brian Danielson Award for Best Technical Wrestler. The winner, once again, he won this a whole bunch of times. So if there's only like three people ever in the running for this ever. So the same people win it over

and over and over again. Zach Sabre Jr. with 657 first place votes, followed by Hedgisero, Gunther, Kyle Fletcher, Kenoske Takesh, Kyle O'Reilly, Will Osprey, Zellua, who is tied with Osprey, followed by Bandito, and

Chihiro Hashimoto. Okay, but also, honorable mention, Ilya Dragonov gets an honorable mention. And John Moxley gets an honorable mention for Best Technical Wrestler. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Here's another thing.

The lead has been buried, Zach Sabre Jr. It's not his real name. he's not the son of Zach Saber. His name is Luke Eatwell. No wonder he changed it. Good God. Wait, he's like the skinniest wrestler in existence

and his name's Eatwell? Luke Eatwell. It writes itself, folks, but I mean, if you want to look at this list, technically, see what I did there, the best technical wrestler is Gunther, because he's the the best example of an actual professional athlete-looking motherfucker

that plies a hand-to-hand combat sport skill in the ring to beat up his opponents instead of if this was best gymnast, best aerialist, a floor routine performer. But Gunther's the only one right now. now that fits the Kyle O'Reilly. I see him. He's on the list.

He actually should be on a list like this, but there are no more Billy Robinsons and Tony Charles's and Nelson Royals. But this is just there's nothing

technical about the wrestling. Most of these guys do because it's either of the high school cheerle eating variety, or it's like you said, Zach Saber Jr. who wins every year because he's a human Q-tip-looking motherfucker that emulates

the Billy Robinsons and the Tony Charleses and the Johnny Saints and the fucking Mark Rockos and et cetera. Well, Jen, the other side of the coin, the Bruiser Brody Memorial Award for Best Brawler. 476 votes for

John Moxley, the winner. he's won it most he lost the last year to Adam Page but he won it every other year since 2020 Would you like to have seen Moxley try to stand toe to toe and fucking no cell or one two exchange

with Brody? I would have loved to have seen Moxley sit in front of Tony Connell Bruze of Brody and say what he's not going to do in front of Bruce of Brody. That I'll I can't say I'll chip in because it can't possibly happen now but I would have given a large amount of money for that.

And then sent him out there to be interviewed by Renee. And let's just see what happens. Let's just see how it goes. But John Moxley wins, defeating Adam Page, Gabe Kidd, Gunther, Mark Briscoe, Brody King, Darby Allen, Mad Dog Connolly, not familiar with him, Tomohiro, Ishii. You've got 17 family members.

Followed by one more Samoa Joe here on the list for Best Brawler. Okay. Oh, go ahead. Again, Gunther's not a brawler. He's the first thing from a brawler. He's just the only one who looks like he's actually fighting you, so maybe some people are confused. And we got this Moxley and Page business.

Briscoe, that can technically be kind of called his style. But how in the world is he considered the best at anything? And Darby Allen's not brawling. he's being a pinata. There are no... Is it the Terry Gordy, Stan Hanson, Cactus Jack, Mick Foley? Good God, Kevin Steen now. It would look like Brody next to these motherfuckers.

Anyway, go ahead. Well, Jim, best flying wrestler. First place with 511 first place votes. Mascara Dorada. Mascara Dorada, followed by Will Ospre, who wrestled for half the year. Bandito, Commander, forgot about him,

Javon Evans, Mystico, Kevin Knight, Neon, Eoskeye, and Mike Bailey. I'm laughing, only, because as I'm doing this list, I think there's multiple people I've seen land on their head on this list within like six months, but there it is,

best flying wrestler. Let's just, let's pull for our boy, Javon Evans, in the future, to overcome all this and be the only one, doing that shit, so he'll really stand out. You know, I ended up watching the other day, I think it was raw. It was him in the original El Grande American

Americano versus the new American Conno, the new Grante American Coffo. The new American condo right down the road from beautiful Del Rey Beach, Florida. Well, it's against the new guys, and I normally wouldn't watch it, but I kind of wanted to see

Javon, and boy, he hits the best looking dropkick and wrestling right now. And he does get high. up to do it and it looks great and they've got something there as you've said before. Jim, a few more. Most overrated with 323 votes

Jay Uso. Oh. When's most overrated. Possibly some sting of truth there amidst all the clouds. Follow by number two, CM Punk with 171 votes. Now we go back to the tribalism of the

same people who think that The buckaroos are the best tag team in the world. Also, if a Poxal, I wait it. You know what? In this very issue of The Observer, because I looked through it earlier, Dave talks about an interview MJF did with Chris Van Vleet, where he talked about a whole bunch of things, because a bunch of people sent me the link. I haven't had a chance to watch it, but it's a long video.

And Dave, the only quote that made it into this thing was, here's what he said about CM Punk and how he doesn't like him. And there it is. So, I mean, I think there is a little bit of that. Dave's definitely been an advocate against CM Punk to his readers. But following CM Punk on the list, Jay Cargill.

She's a turncoat. Evil, who I believe just left New Japan and may have signed with WW. We'll see what happens there. Seth Rollins, Cody Rhodes, some hope for the future here.

Number seven, John Moxley. Oh, 31 people think for themselves. Followed by MJF, John Sina. and Solo Sacoa. Honorable mention, Logan Paul. How could anyone think he's overrated? He's so good. Austin Theory, your favorite.

I was going to say, Austin Theory on here, but also, they're all over the page here with, Brock Lester, had eight votes for honorable mention for most overrated. But that's the same, Maxine Dupree and Charlotte Flair came in, next to each other. So they're all over the page on

this category. Jim most underrated 223 votes for Beast Mortos. Where did he go? He got his law degree. I haven't seen him since. Beast Mortos, followed by Javon Evans with 78 votes. Commander, Brody King, Ray Phoenix, Mike Bailey with 25 votes. Bandito, Kevin Knight, and tied for ninth, Chad Gable and L.A. Knight. I would agree on, I don't consider Javon Evans to be underrated right now.

I would agree of everybody on this list of L.A. Knight, who is capable of more, but I think everybody, except the booking team, realizes that. But the rest of, no, there, some of these people shouldn't be rated. Jim, Rookie of the Year, before I list who won, let me just tell you, previous winners. So you can see the difference between now and then. 1981, tied Brad Armstrong and Brad Rangins.

82, Steve Williams. 83, road warriors. 84, Tom Zink and Kichi Yamada tied. That's Juschen Lager. 85, Jack Victory. Underrated wrestler. 86, Bam, Bam Bigelow.

87, Brian Pilman. 88, Gary Albright. 89, Dustin Rhodes. 90, Steve Austin. 91 Mark Merrow is Johnny Be Bad. 92, Ray Mysterio Jr. 93, June Akiyama, 94, Mikey Whiprek. The Giant won in 96.

Some of the previous winners. Here's this year. Number one, Seri Yamoka, with 117 votes, followed by Senka Akatuki. Akatsuki, excuse me, followed by Yutani. followed by Zaria, followed by

Homer? If that is the name? Homare. Follow by Heather by elegance, followed by Capuchino Jones, followed by Jacob Austin Young, followed by Shilohill, followed by Callie Armstrong.

And I bring up now versus then just because it's like the tag teams or anything else. There used to be competition and there used to be a lot of names that you knew on a national level. I'm not trying to take anything away from Seri Yamoka. I've not heard of her.

I've not seen her. I'm assuming it's a woman. I don't, does it say here if it's a woman? Yes, you wrestle for Marigold. It's a woman. 19 years old. But again, the difference between now versus then, it's hard to argue wrestling's healthier now, as some people do.

Jim Best Non-Ressler, 658 votes for Don Callis. Beating Paul Heyman with 200. 38 votes. How in the world again? People are not being realistic with themselves. It's not even a matter of opinion as to who's doing this at a high level

and who's jacking off for some reason just on television. Well, look at the list. Number three, Stokely. Number four, Renee Paquette. Number five, Prince Nana, followed by Adam Pierce, who actually, more than anyone,

has really come into his own as a performer more and more, especially lately. So... Well, and if you vote for Pierce, then somebody ought to have voted for Aldus because he's doing a better job at what he's doing than fucking... Nana dances around with coffee

and Stokely rides around in a wheelchair. Jim, the Jim Ross Award. Hold on. I just wanted to just make a comment here, Best Non-Ressler. used to be called manager of the year. And you will, again, let's compare, I would have voted for Paul Heyman to win this, and let's compare the work of anybody else

I'm about to mention with Paul Heyman, with anybody else on this year's list. 1983, Jimmy Hart, 84, Jim Cornett, 85, Jim Cornett, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, Jim Cornett. 91, Sherry Martel. I took a year off, and I love Sherry. 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, Jim Cornett.

He took a couple years off, 99, 2000, 2001, Vince McMahon, 2002, 3, Heyman, Austin and four, Heyman and five, Bischoff in six, Cornett in seven, Larry Sweeney bless him in 2008-2009. And then after a couple years, Heyman swoops in and runs from 13, 14, 18, 19, 22, 23, 24. Why isn't this the Jim Cornett Award? You've won this award more times than Rick Flair won Wrestler of the year

or Brody won Best Brawere or anything. Why isn't this the Jim Cornett Award? Hold on to it. I be Heyman. Hold on. Let's count this. Let's see. Where'd Hayman come in? Well, I've got, hold on. I'll count you. You count Heyman. I'm counting me.

10, 11, 12. 13. I got 13. Heyman's got 11. So at least it ought to be the Haman Cornyn Cornyette Heyman. I can be fucking Luthez and he can be Rick Flair. Well, you also won both

iterations of the award. He only won best non-wrestler. He never won best manager. Well, that's true also, but still, if it's just a simple change in the name, I blazed the trail, I agree. All right, well, let's move on here. Jim Ross Award for Best Television Announcer. And Jim Ross is not on the list.

With 315 votes, Brian didn't even notice that. Brian Danielson wins. Oh, Jesus Christ. Best television announcer, followed by Walker Stewart, followed by Excalibur, Nigel McGinnis, Michael Cole, Ian Rickabani, Wade Barrett, Corey Graves, Joe Tessatori, and in 10th place, Tony Shavani. I can't even, if I only had time.

Worst television announcer, Booker T. Wait a minute, Jim Ross is on this list. With 516 votes. Jim Ross did not. placed for the Jim Ross Award that the best announcer is named after because he won it so many times, but these people

said he, all right. Booker T, followed by Pat McAfee, Michael Cole, Vic Joseph, fifth place for Tony Chivani, Excalibur, Taz, Jim Ross, or as it says here, J.M. Ross, Wade Barrett

and Corey Graves. The best major wrestling show, Jim, all in Arlington, Texas for AEW with 404 votes, followed by double or nothing in Glendale, Arizona, followed by Stardom, All-Star Grand Queendom, followed by AEDW Revolution. Hold on, hold on, the point is, I'll look at this thing.

The point is, AW1, AW2, Stardom 3, AW, 4, 5, WE, the elimination chamber got 25 votes, then AEWCMLL, W, W, W, W, Evolution. Did we even see that? What was that? That was the all-female pay-per-view. You did not see that.

Oh, Christ. Well, I got 17 votes. And then WrestleMania Night 1 in 10th place for best major wrestling show. So this is a very skewed or askew audience. Well, the worst major wrestling show, Jim, WWE wrestle Palooza. Indianapolis, I remember that was awful, followed by Survivor Series, followed by WrestleMania Night 2,

followed by GCW the people versus GCW, it sounds like the people lost that night, WWE Knight of Champions, TNA Slammiversary, TNA Bound for Glory, New Japan Dominion, and a tie, seemingly between backlash,

and, oh, no, it's not a tie at all, that just doesn't have numbers, and SummerSlam, night one. Was it a worse show? And two more W.W.E. shows got honorable mentions. So they pretty much, every month,

the W.W.E. show was worst. Best wrestling maneuver, 194 votes for Adam Page buckshot lariat. Ha! Followed by the neon double springboard moonsault, which the last time we saw he knocked himself out. We haven't seen him since.

He was carried out for doing it. He carried him the fuck out in front of a Goddamn poster on the stage and gave the number for the Mexican fucking orthopedic surgeon. Well, that's number two on the list. Number three, the Saul Ruka Sal Snatcher. Number four, the Kyle Fletcher Brain Buster, the Will Osprey Hidden Blade, followed by the braunbreaker spear, the mystical amistica, Bandito's 21plex, Takesha's raging fire,

and finally Stephanie Vacquer's Devil's Kiss. This basically should have been brawn breaker's spear and everybody else just stay home. I would have gone with Stephanie Vaccarra. I think that was kind of the move of the year. Of all these moves, which one got over for the first time in front of a big audience?

It's that one. I would go with that one. Nobody's seen that to the point where they were shocked at it, like it was a new thing, or they just liked her bouncing her fucking ass up in the year. It's a new thing. Most people aren't used to face down ass up

on the middle of fucking WWE Raw, but let's go Jim. That's one of the oldest fucking, goddamn the midgets used to do that in the 70s. That's one of the oldest fucking spot show moves in the world. Go ahead. Well, Jim, most disgusting promotional tactic. Always an interesting award.

Number one with 260 votes, WWE bringing Brock Lesner back. Followed by the TKO relationship with Saudi Arabia, followed by the TKO relationship with Donald Trump, followed by Roger Jackson's incident, and the promotion that advertised him on a show. Well, which that never happened, though. Followed by CM Punk apologizing to Saudi Arabia.

Followed by the KKO ticket prices going up. Followed by WW counter-programming AEW. WW Moving WrestleMania to Vegas after it announced it for what? New Orleans or wherever they announced it. Yes. UFC using whoever this is. And finally, I forgot about this one. Saboos.

Last match and background. Well, I mean, this is all over the place, just real quick, because most disgusting promotional tactic, well, it may be disgusting that TKO is in a relationship with Saudi Arabia and Dahlia, definitely disgusting their relationship with Donald Trump. But that's not a promotional tactic. They are not, the business relationship with Saudi Arabia can't be.

be called a promotional tactic because they're not they're taking money to do something they're not doing it because they think it will help them get more over and get a bigger audience or whatever the fuck and that's a promotional tactic the raja jackson incident wasn't a promotional tactic we covered it at length but it wasn't like they were trying to draw any money with that they just all were out of their fucking minds and potentially drunk or just stupid. WWE counter-programming AEW, that's a promotional tactic. WWE moving WrestleMania to Las Vegas wasn't a promotional tactic to draw more,

sell more tickets or get more goodwill. It was a goddamn cut-throat business deal to fuck your previous fucking people out of something because you got more money or a better fucking arrangement. See, this is all over the fucking place. And now they can't sell tickets. And now they're having problems selling tickets funny enough. Well, funny enough. And for those prices, funny enough.

And because they're in the middle of a desert, funny enough. But more on that later. The only thing on this list that actually did draw money was they brought back Brock Lester. And that's what the people call the most disgusting. What the fuck? You knew he was coming back? He didn't do anything wrong.

be emailed to buy a fucking perverted old octogenarian with $10 billion and agree to look at pictures of dubious repute of course they were going to bring him back but that's not a disgusting promotional tactic that again is a

if anything questionable tal of relations decision So basically this is all over the goddamn place. Jim, worst match of the year. John Sina versus Cody Rhodes at WrestleMania, 328 votes. Ha, ha. Followed by Minoru Suzuki versus Butterbean. I did not see that.

Followed by Brock Lesnar versus John Sina in Indianapolis. That was questionable. Maki Ito versus Mickey James. I forgot about Maki Ito. Adam Copeland versus John Moxley. Gunther versus John Sina Chelsea Green versus Zelina Vega

the women's war games and finally Sina versus Dominic Mysterio in San Diego I liked that that was good worst match in the year Of course it was

because they're again they're mad that was that the one that Dominic won or Cina won I think Dominic one was that the one where Dominic went and Liv came back

in turmoil no no no because Sina beat Dominic in his hometown because Dominic beat blah blah blah point being these 18 marks that voted

for this shit are just mad that Sina smiled when he tapped out or mad that fucking Dominic got beaten his hometown and then again Sina and Cody you know if it wasn't the greatest

match of all time in the ring and it was hyped to be a WrestleMania main event that might be a disheartening thing but no at Brock Lester versus Sina it was disappointing but that doesn't mean it was the worst

match. How many rotten, stinking fucking matches? By anybody's standards have we seen on these television shows where the match where the two guys fall off the top rope and one of them fractures his fucking femur and can't walk for two years?

That was better than John Sina and Cody Rhodes? The fuck. But you know, Brian, I'm sensing, I'm sensing a pattern here in these awards is what I'm sensing a pattern, a habit almost. They're doing it by muscle memory. They're just fixated on these same people. And they're giving them the same awards for the same vote for the same people.

It's a habit. And habits are hard to break. Brian, patterns, they can grip a hold of you. They're hard to break. You will agree to this. habit is hard to break. That's right. I agree with this.

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The Observer Awards. Yeah, there's more. Worst feud of the year. The winner with 176 votes. Is that, is that, is that spelled FUD? Worst feud, was feud of the year. And really must have been a stinker to win from that fan base. Max Castor versus Anthony Bowens.

Wow. Poor fellas. Which didn't even take place on dynamite, really, right? It was all in collision. I don't know that it took place. Followed by Sina versus Cody Rhodes Okay Followed by Moxley versus Cope

Follow versus Followed by T&A versus NXT Followed by Cody versus Sina and the Rock and Travis Scott Now there may be something to that It's not a feud but just any time that they can award it the worst something Here's when you forgot about it

Followed by Jeff Jarrett versus MJF That did not click considering what else they've done with MJF since then, I'd like to have seen it. Followed by Sina versus CM Punk, which is one of the better actual Sina feuds of this past year. Followed by Alistair Black versus Damian Priest. No complaints. Followed by Sina versus Brock Lesnar. It made no sense.

I can see that one on the list. Followed by Charlotte versus Tiffany Stratton. The famous Kaiser's in my DM's feud. Jim. worst promotion of the year. The winner with 420 votes, WWE, followed by the NWA, 329 votes.

You know what? 40 years ago, they always used to tie one and two, NWA and WWF, WWF and NWA. Now they are just for the worst promotion. followed by TNA, GCW, AAA, which of course is under WWE rule,

at number five, tied for six with 19 votes each juggalo championship wrestling and MLW, followed by women of wrestling, New Japan Pro Wrestling 9th and 10th on the worst promotion of the year list with 17 votes, AEW.

Oh! Maybe fucking Bowens and Castor's families wrote in on that. It's crazy NWA came in second and looking here they won the last two years or the previous two years and

I mean I don't think there's that much of an audience I don't hear anything about what's going on there to the point where I would win the worst promotion well who knows well at the same time I don't remember hearing anything in the last two years that would have won it best promotion I don't remember hearing anything but go back and again look at this logic

that the WWE in these people's minds is the absolute worst promotion of the year over juggalo championship wrestling or garbage championship wrestling or whatever the fuck they're doing over in MLW these days Jim Best Booker with 655 votes

the winner Tony Kahn. Best Booker. I'll read a little bit of what Dave had to say about this. Followed by at number two, Taro Okada. At number three, the CML booking team, Rivera and Feliciano. I love their last record.

Followed by number four, Paul Leveck, number five, Anthony Douglas, James Darnell, and John Blood of Deadlock Pro. I don't even know what the fuck that might be. And that is the end of that list there. There's five bookers or booking team combinations in the entire world of wrestling now, apparently. Again, this is another one of those awards that you previously won and you were standing amongst giants when you won it.

Literally, Giant Baba, Dusty Rhodes, in terms of Gert, Paul Heyman. Oh, thank you to stealing my stuff now. But no, from the 80s, Dusty, Vince, Eddie Gilbert. Robert, Baba, me, Heyman, Vince, Heyman, Samore, Me Somemore, Vince Samore, Gabe Sapolsky for a few years. Then he went on his Japanese kick, and Gido and Jado were his anointed folks, so they voted for them. And then, since this whole thing has happened, 2020, Tony Khan. Triple H won the last couple of years. but I mean it is an indictment that there are no bookers anymore.

But at the same time, anybody who thinks that Tony, his booking is in any way coherent or good, I don't know where their heads are at. Well, here's what Dave had to say. Tony Khan 43 won for the fourth time in six years in what was not a close race. the story of him booking so many strong matches, and AEW seemingly solidifying itself after 2024 declines led to the win. So there it goes. I don't know that they got any more solid,

but booking so many strong matches, that's not booking. That's just writing down the names of who's supposed to wrestle. If Tony was laying the matches out and giving them the finishes and walking them through it and then say, okay, go perform this, then one might consider him for the Booker Award. But he's not doing that by everybody's admission. He lets the wrestlers do their thing.

Therefore, he just wrote names down against each other. That's not booking. He can afford to have an unlimited supply of wrestlers so that he can write down a bunch of different names, but it's still not booking. Well, Jim, promoter of the year, with 485 votes, Salvador Luteroff the 3rd, followed by Tony Kahn with 404 votes. Nick Kahn, previous winner the last two years with 193 votes, Dana White of the UFC, and Taro Okada.

Okay, again, I understand Salvador Luteroth because of CMLL, and we've gone over that, that they had the record year and they did the business. So I can actually, I'm not well-versed enough in the Lucha business to know whether he's just a complete dip shit in his office does the work for him or whether he's the creative genius behind it, but his company is so okay. after that, doesn't it have to be between Nick Con and Dana White, UFC, and WWE as to who is the next promoter of the year? Because both of their companies had blockbuster fucking years and our global

fucking monoliths, whereas again, Tony is doing the same shit he's been doing for five years and ain't learned nothing. Well, Jim, the best gimmick of the year with 447 votes she ran away with it Timeless Tony Storm Best Gimmick Geez after this week's dynamite Number two

For best gimmick Adam Page What's the gimmick Number three, El Grande Americano Number four, Young Bucks Number five, Joe Hendry Number six John Moxley he is a gimmick.

Number seven, Dominic Mysterio. Number eight, Utah Ice. Number nine, defunto. That is indeed how you pronounce that person's name, and tied for tenth. Gunther and Naomi. Best gimmick, Jim. I don't even know what to say.

Most people don't know what the word gimmick means anyway, and the fact that these names are on it indicates that they don't. Let's just say that. Worst gimmick, 246 votes for Heel John Cena, followed by Wyatt 6,

House of Torture, timeless Tony Storm, the winner of best gimmick, Jay Uso, Death Riders, El Grande Americano, The Learning Tree, Blake Monroe, and finally, Worst Gimic, in 10th place, the vision. Oh, good

Lord. How's that the worst gimmick? Even if you don't like it, how would that be worse gimmick? Some people are just so vindictive down there. There's 19 people are like, I'll show them. He'll John Cena was not necessarily a gimmick per se,

although you could loosely define it as such. I agree wholeheartedly. The Wyatt Six, that's a rotten fucking gimmick. I don't know what the House of Torture is. Tony Storm, yes, we've talked about that. Uso is getting a little tiring death riders. I guess it was a gimmick.

Nobody ever explained what it was. But yeah, there's a lot of rotten gimmicks on this list. Previous awards like Most Embarrassing wrestler 86, Adonis, 87, George Steele, 88, George Steele, 89, Andre, 90, dusty, 91 heavy metal Van Hammer. 92, Papa Shango, 93, Bastion Bougar, 94, baby face, doink the clown, 95 Hogan, 96, Hogan, 97, new gold dust, 98 Hogan, 99 Hogan, 2000 Hogan. Yeah, that's the period where Dave started getting down on Hogan and all of the machinations in WCW, and Hogan was very unpopular with this fan base. And Jim, two things here at the end. Best Pro Wrestling book won by, with 112 votes, our very good friend Brian Solomon for the Irresistible Force,

The Life and Times of Gorilla Monsoon. Yay. And I applaud Brian Solomon's book, which it was fabulous, winning this, and then I bemoan the fact that only 112 people are reading books anymore. Well, the saddest thing is number two is this book is All Elite by Keith Elliott Greenberg. I got that book. That is the biggest fluff book I've ever seen issued by a wrestling company about itself. AW put that book out about themselves.

They hired Keith Elliott Greenberg to write them a book that pleasantly goes through their history. Have that got the second place, the second most amount of votes, that tells you the problem with the readership over there. if we're going to call them a readership. Finally, Jim, Best Pro Wrestling Documentary. I don't recall if you were on this episode or not, but we talked about it. Dark Side of the Ring, the Daphne episode with 102 votes. And that was a emotional episode. So I can see that that, because I'm looking at the list here,

this was so not diluted, but well, yeah, diluted in a way not with Drek, but one, two, three, four, five, six different episodes of Dark Side of the Ring placed in the top ten so that it was kind of split. But when you said the only other non-Darkside documentary, Nevermore, the Raven Effect, two and one the Briscoe story, I'd actually like to see that if I'd have known it existed. The good, the bad, and the hangman from AEW, you got 15 votes. and Hollywood demons, the real Iron Claw got 12 votes,

WrestleMania 9, becoming a spectacle. Apparently, it was only 10. That was fascinating. That was a fascinating documentary. That's what I'm saying. It was only a spectacle to 10 people. When you have something like that that was on Netflix, right?

I believe so, yeah. The WrestleMania documentary that's widely viewed and seen by tons of. people, or the dark side of the ring, all episodes canceling each other out, there wasn't much else to choose from, was there? WWE Unreal got fucking honorable mentions. Well, there it is the 2025 Wrestling Observer Newsletter Readership Awards on a five to three to two bases.

I'm glad he's not in charge of scoring the Olympics. Are those fucking people would go out of their minds? Did you see Lindsey Vaughn? Did you watch the Lindsay Vaughn clip? Oh, was she, yes, she busted her ass and broke her leg, actually, is what she did, but she slipped going down the ski route there. Yeah. Well, why did you just bring that up to bum everybody out?

You brought up the Olympics. That was the only thing from the Olympics so far. I've seen or cared about. Well, I don't care about the Olympics. What are you, a morbid son of a man? Well, the Winter Olympics is kind of like having the girls' elimination chamber. I don't think that's a fair comparison. Why do you say that?

Because all the good Olympic shit happens on dry land. No, winter Olympics is fun. It's in snow. Oh, no, I want to see all the fucking, the rassling on the mat and the flipping around on the parallel bars and the fucking all the dry land, warm weather type of shit going on. And just put those runners out there on the track and run them around in circles

till they drop and the last one on his feet's the winner. That's what they ought to do. All right, that's a thought. Once again, those are the Observer Awards, and this is your show. Well, speaking of people that are dropping, apparently now we just get excited about watching anything, related to this modern-day Drek.

And then they pull this away from us. Now, Braun Breakers out with a hernia. You heard about this, I'm sure. I did. I heard about this a few days after it happened on Raw. And we had just reviewed that segment, or you had just reviewed that segment. So let's talk about this.

Well, and I know they played the clip back, and a lot of people were commenting, like, well, he didn't even sell it. Like, he didn't seem hurt or injured or whatever. when he turned that big announce desk over. And that announced desk is not balsa wood, even though they can pull pins, so to speak, and help it collapse.

It's still, it's hard shit, right? And it's heavy. It's got weight to it. And apparently now, from what I understand, he's been dealing with a hernia for a while. And when he turned the desk over, that I guess graduated from a hernia to a severe hernia. And this grosses me to fuck out

because I know somebody's going to, oh, here goes Cornynett, now he's a fucking doctor. I'm speaking from experience. And I don't know exactly where it is. I haven't examined Bronn. But to definition, a hernia for people who don't actually know what happens, If you strain in some way or are in some way either mashed or strain yourself lifting heavy weights, that type of thing, athletic activity,

your intestines can pop through your abdominal wall. And most of the time, in guys, this happens in your crotchal area. and I had won when I was a teenager and I don't actually know what happened which I'll get into it a second because you cannot but then I had that one remember Brian I think I've told you when I was working with Bob Armstrong in Knoxville and like 25 years ago I threw powdered his eyes

to get the advantage and then he made a comeback on me and he was going to give me the big stump and when he went his push off foot slipped in the powder that I'd thrown and he came down ass first in my midsection and it popped out my fucking same side on the hernia and it can either depending on how it is, how it happens, how bad it is,

what the fuck, you cannot really know it happened and then discover it later or you can instantly be in goddamn excruciating pain. Or you might, they said he's been dealing, working with it. Who knows how long he's had it,

but it can be not be any trouble and can be an elective thing, or it can actually be an emergency thing where if the intestine is gripped tightly enough in the fucking place that it's poked through, then it can cut off the blood and kill the fucking intestine. and you've got to have emergency surgery right away, blah, blah, blah.

So it's a fucking miserable thing. I can assure you that. But there still may be a chance for him at WrestleMania being a 20-something-year-old fucking athletic freak. When I was a teenager, a couple weeks, and I was up and about and driving and had just started in a wrestling business by the time I I got it fixed and was bumping and feeling fine. At 25 years ago, you may have seen the clip.

Brian, I used it. I was doing OBW television and I said that I was attacked by the heel group of mystery that turned out to beat Doug Basham of those guys. And I showed my scar when I saw as much as I could without getting us kicked off television. But I had 18 surgical staples from about two inches from my dick all the up to my hip bone. So you can come back to normal activity

in a few weeks or whatever, but I don't know to be that athletic, whether that's you know, it's cutting it close at best is what I'm trying to say. But God damn it, it's a miserable fucking thing. He won't be able to cough or sneeze or fucking blow his nose without his

crotch feeling like it's on fire. is that something that once it happens the first time it's more than not more than likely but it's more common to happen a second time well no with with getting the best doctors if he was going to hernia as or us you see the commercials all the time for fucking if your hernia mesh has pulled loose and you know a fucking alien's peeping its head out of your crotch call 800 fuck you will sue whatever. With a professional athlete

and having high quality doctors doing the surgery, I don't know that it will be necessarily any more susceptible than he was. It's just sometimes, for what I was told by my first doctor, you're

born with just a thinner wall in some places, and that's why some athletes can lift tremendous amounts not have any problems and other just regular people fucking strain and goddamn pop their shit out so it just but i i think he'll be okay as long as he's okay for russomania what if he isn't well then they're fucked up again

aren't they because now they could have they could have brine come out with his crotch at a cast and fucking rollins come out with his goddamn wouldn't he hurt last time whatever just he can being a body cast. He could be one of those inflatable suits nobody would know anyway. Maybe they could have them have a feud but like it's just two hooded figures like doing the other guy's moves. Yeah. There you go.

I just put some motion capture guys in the black outfits and have Mr. Black 1 versus Mr. Black 2 and they can pretend it's each other. They're trying to get a mental advantage. I guess they might just scratch

the fucking match. Well, we'll see. Have you heard anything about his recovery time? I've not actually seen anything that they're predicting in terms of how long. Well, no, that's why I'm saying, you know, in my experience, you know, for a regular person, two months you'd be okay. But I don't know about even, again, except for him being 20-something years old and a genetic freak athlete, I don't know if eight weeks or whatever is enough for a surgery like that. that they called it a severe hernia. It was like, you know, as George Bunk Harris said one time, yeah, my balls are hanging down to my knees with his hernia. Oh, Jesus Christ, George. I'm not saying he's Steve Austin or anything right now,

but is there anything to be said for trying to keep him on TV while he's injured? Well, the problem is, for the first few weeks, especially, if you do anything, the doctor told me, don't drive for a week. you have to make a sudden move and hit the fucking breaks and, you know, you pop your shit, stuff like that. So he needs to be sedentary for a little while. But if they plan to get him back by WrestleMania, he's going to have to be back on TV in the next few weeks, you know, if he can to do whatever he can.

Is it the best luck you could have as a Booker that if your star gets hurt, it's during an angle where it would be likely for him to be suspended. based on his behavior? Is that the best case scenario? Well, you know, if that's what they were going for, at least they've got a few weeks to fucking figure out something else to do. But it is kind of kismet, not kismet,

but karma or whatever the fuck, but also the fact that they're fighting time to get to one guy back from an injury to face this other guy that put him out, allegedly. And right, is that guy's ready to come back? The other guy gets hurt and fucking ease out. No wonder I don't want to do this shit anymore.

Well, that was WWE news. Well, speaking of news while we're on the subject, we actually, I was thinking more of Bronbroker's crotch than I was about continuity, but we should have mentioned when we were talking about the Wrestling Observer newsletter awards, the other news that Uncle Dave has been in over the past week. Dave is now a small cog, possibly a small cog lacking in cognitive function

in this overall big shit pile of a mess with Warner Brothers Discovery, Paramount, Netflix, who's going to buy this thing? and suddenly Dave jumped into it last week reporting that Brody King wasn't on the dynamite show that we're about to talk about here in a few minutes because they were afraid that the fans would chant fuck ice when they saw Brody King because they did it before

and it got some mainstream attention because Brody King had all rightfully so and kudos to him raised money to try to combat the ICE forces taking over our cities. But guess who has to approve if Paramount and Netflix are at each other's throats try to get a hold

WBD, then the person who has to approve this actual monopoly violation, violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act would be the Trump administration. So Dave said

they didn't want on WBD from above Tony again, these mysterious overlords. They didn't want people chanting fuck ice on their network when all this shit's going on. And so they took Brody King off Wednesday night, even though he's in the big main event coming up in Australia. That's what Dave said. Is that right, Brian?

Have I summarized that correctly? I believe so. From what I understand they did Wrestling Observer Radio. We don't have the actual audio here. but Brian Alvarez and Dave were discussing it and they said that's why he wasn't on the show because it does raise the question when you watch Dynamite

where's Brody King and MJF even if you weren't going to do anything big live it did seem like a little bit of a small follow-up to what happened last week which was pretty big, the world champion getting pinned. Yeah, for the world title match,

main event, big show Australia, you might have the guys there. So that was the first report, yes. That was the first report, and it came again from higher up than Tony. And then guess what happened the next day, the report came out from higher up than Tony. Warner Brothers Discovery actually issued a statement about it and said, no, we'd have any goddamn thing to do with this.

We had nothing whatsoever to do with the wrestler appearing or not appearing on the television show. and we don't have any idea of anything about this. What wrestler? We don't see a wrestler. What wrestler? We don't know what you're talking about. What wrestler?

But then the problem became David put this out and it put his name on it. He said it. So it came out of his own chicken lips. So then Tony, this is why I'm trying to understand who's lying here. because we know that Dave and Tony speak. We have it on on tape when Tony calls Dave and Harry met Sally. So how did Dave say that

that obviously inflamed the network enough to issue a denial to a newsletter guy's story about something they had to do with a wrestling show without hearing it from Tony's. Do you see what is he see whether there's a conflict here in some fashion? No, Dave Meltzer can go right to the top of AEW to get an answer for something, via text message or via phone call.

That's not the only person in AEW that Dave can get that kind of information from. Remember, the first person in AW hired Chris Harrington was off Dave's recommendation to Tony. So there's plenty of people there. you got to figure if Dave said that and he pried about it and got that answer he I mean that's the thing it was Dave lied to did Dave's source lie to him

or are they all covering up or was Dave just talking out of his ass and because it sounded like it made sense to him just saying it and it turns out Brody King apparently was on a plane but yeah yes come to find out he was already on a plane to Australia, which again,

begs the whole question when you had people at a television taping that still had to be in Australia, you'd think your main event would be, but nevertheless. So he was flying to Australia during the time the show was taken place live. So it was completely bullshit

and WBD's statement. I will hear it at Warner Brothers Discovery did not have any involvement in Brody King's up coming AEW schedule, any speculation of the contrary, is categorically false. And I believe Brandon Thurston was the person who went out there and actually contacted them, contacted everyone or tried to to find out exactly what was going on. And both Warner Brothers Discovery and AEW didn't just deny it, but firmly, strongly,

suggested that it is suggested. They said it didn't happen. And so basically Dave did about a half a page on, well, all these things were said at one time instead of just coming out and saying, I, yeah, I kind of heard that wrong or got it wrong or Mia Culp, I apologize, well, all these things were being said and felt by all these people. And by the time you got to the end of it, you forgot that he was all off on the thing. You know, they are going to have an issue because I don't think it's going to go. go away. If anything, this makes it a bigger story. And it makes Brody King a bigger baby face.

And that moment with him and MJF where the fans were chanting fuck ice, my daughter came up to me and said she saw it all over TikTok. She never tells him about AEW stuff she sees on TikTok. If she sees wrestling stuff, she lets me know. She said it was all over the place. And everyone thought it was great. That opens AEW up to a whole new thing. If all of a sudden pull the guy off TV, they're going to start chanting fuck ice in Australia. Watch. Well, here's the thing.

Uncle Dave has, because he is correct in that the last thing that Warner Brothers discovery wants on their air right now is somebody saying fuck ice because they don't want to get a criminal henchman in chief on their bad side.

But the point is, is that if Dave hadn't brought this up and called attention, to it and not only told the false story and then not even half-ass retracted it, but just caused this controversy around it. Now when Brody King comes back to this country, every time they seem they're going to chant fuck ice. And besides that, I'd ask you yesterday, I said, you think they'd chant fuck ice in Australia,

but then as I've come to realize at the Olympics or at all these international events, the United States, the national anthem, gets booed. The U.S. gets a shit booed out of it, and rightfully so, by the rest of the world these days, because of what's going on here. And so they're probably, but especially now the wrestling fans that have read this on the internet, they're going to do it Saturday night. And then whenever Brody King comes back to this country, they're going to do it more and more. And then they're going to try to bleep it at WBD and who,

knows what the it's just again if i was tony i'd be going thanks dave jesus christ but you know what there is but but he does have something with brodie king right now i don't know how you yes take advantage of the situation because it is a it is a political issue quite literally that's that's the thing is he's got something with brodie king but he can't fucking i don't know if he'd know how to fucking build on it if he tried anyway, but he can't build on it because elsewise, he has to fucking piss off the company that owns his television station. It's a reason he's on the air. And they own a piece of AEW.

And they own a piece of it. Yeah. So even when good shit happens to him, it's somehow tied to a goddamn landmine. And Paramount has entered a new bid of $30 a share. and more money to the shareholders for every so often period of time if it doesn't take place and all this other stuff, but they've all got to get congressional approval. Hey, I don't know if you know this,

but the Netflix deal, if it goes through as it appears, as it has appeared, it was going to. That was going to lead to AEW being split off. I think you said previously with Discovery, and they were going to do a whole new thing. The Paramount bid, they want to take it all, right? They would, yeah. They want to take everything and not break it up at all.

They want everything. They want the streaming service. They want the television networks. They want everything. But while Netflix is not going to be good for Tony, Paramount might not be good for Tony either because when we tried to do that forensic examination here a while back, did we realize that Paramount does just as much business with TK.

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certainly will. All right. Well, Brian, I'll tell you, we've had so much fun today. We haven't talked about the wrestling program from this past Wednesday night that AEW did that is leading up to their big show in Australia. I guess we're going to talk about on a drive-through, because since it's Australia time, well, then it'll just be just swell for the drive-through. But anyway, I don't know what the fuck they are doing. Can I just

say that at the start? I have no idea who the heels are, who the baby faces are, who we're supposed to be cheering for. What the fuck is going? I'm looking through these notes. It makes no sense to me. Would you like to take it in order piece by piece? Yeah, AEW is on a bit of a hot streak with great wrestling shows. The fans are really into them. They just came off winning a big Observer Best Wrestling TV show of the year. And an interesting show because they're in California, closer to Australia,

yet some of the stars were already on the way to Australia. But let's talk about Dynamics. All right. Ontario, California, the backyard of the backyard cowboys. So you would think that they, you know, they at least didn't have a long trip. They open up with Tony Chivani in the ring. He introduces Kenny Omega, the cleaner.

Has the cleaner ever been explained, Brian, or is this just, we all know that Kenny was the cleaner in Japan 10 years ago? That's right. He hasn't really used that. an AEW, at least not in the last few years, I don't think, has he? At least he's not coming out with a broom anymore. He actually did that. I'm not making that up.

In Japan, he would come out with a fucking broom. Don't you remember? I think it was him against Moxley. He had a barbed wire broom. All right, anyway. Find that in any specialty store. And then Tony introduced Swerve and Nana, and they cut a promo about the altercation they had last week.

And here's my statement. This was good if it meant this was the first. If swerve Strickland turned heel here, this was good. If swerve didn't turn heel, then this is the stupidest thing that I've ever seen anybody do on a wrestling program. But I guess the fact that I'm still wondering if swerve turned heel would kind of make it not good anyway. wouldn't it? Because we don't really know what we saw.

Well, explain what makes you say or feel the way you do about this, that if he doesn't turn heel, it's a complete waste of time. Well, Swerve does, he does a good job of delivering bad material. But if they're not switching him heel and they just told him to say this shit, or he came up with it on his own, five years ago you were on top. But when I got to the top, you were nowhere you were hurt. you were suspended.

So I became the new prophet, the new God of wrestling. And I was like, what the fuck? Kenny Swerve asked, Kenny, are you using your EVP power? Because I've already dealt with two of them already.

And their baby faces too. The Hardley boys just switched back. So now he's he said, I have to deal with another one of you. And he told Kenny he would put him down. So, I mean, Kenny tried. He did the promo that you would do if you're a baby face being talked to by a heel.

The fans gave me the name God of wrestling. And I take the fans' beliefs as a great responsibility. And I will win the title again. This was a quote, the right way. I mean, he's doing it as the douchebag that he is, voice and no conviction and no fire, just a bland, soft mound of mush. But he was saying all the baby-faced shit. And meanwhile, swerve was being a heel, was he not?

I think he's been acting more and more like a heel lately, yes. But also I recognize that the creative behind swerve, which seems to at times be swerve-driven, I guess you could say, from him and his team, doesn't always make sense. He's got a team. So then Kenny actually said this is another quote. I've seen you, swerve, look at me with disrespect and whispering sweet nothings in Nana's ear. I'm getting a cramp. Oh, cramp in my side.

whispering sweet nothing's in Nana's ear about it knocking him right knocking Kenny and so Kenny's I want to fight right now accept or yield what the what does he think he's working the fucking second shift at medieval times I challenge you to a duel they're they're gonna joust they're gonna actually get up on the horses with the fucking things and have the joust. So then swerve told Kenny that he was scared of swerve because my generation has lapped you.

How old is swerve Strickland? Let me look that up. And how old is Kenny? Because swerve's generation has lapped you and passed you by and you're scared of me. This is a heel. And I, if there's more than four years different. I'll kiss your ass on Broadway.

Well, you don't have to do that. Kenny Omega is 42 years old, Swerve Strickland, 35. All right, well, I'm puckering up. Pull your pants down. I'll be up there in a minute. Unless he goes back to WWE, in which case people will come out and say he's really 41.

Let's go back to this, yes. Go back to this. But, all right, seven years is that a generation? So, then Kenny said Swerve is not the guy that gives everybody the hebie-jeebies. What the fuck? Is his gimmick ought to be, he ought to have that Boy Scout gimmick

that that fucking weirdo and the Carolinas used to have where he called himself the Man Scout and he dressed up in short shorts and a Boy Scout outfit. It was a creepiest thing I've ever seen. This, he's a, Kenny is a living Boy Scout. He talks like this has been written

by the fucking, writers of leave it to beaver golly gee swerve what's lumpy gonna say and then swerve offered to hospitalize Kenny and then Kenny slapped him in a face and then swerve said well oh i forgot swerve took his coat off and Kenny took his watch off and then swerve said well what happens next is on you and then he tackled him and they had a fake fight with girly punches where nobody was trying to actually hit each other. And I don't expect anything more from Kenny, but I thought swerve would. And then they fought to the floor and they fought over the rail.

And the baby face, Kenny, hit the heel swerve with a chair and a trash can. You couldn't see it in the crowd. It wasn't lit. They didn't have any room to fight. They walked fought to the entrance way through some more fake punches. and then Kenny, as you would do in any street fight, tried to give Swerve the one-winged fairy off the stage, but Swerve somehow stabbed him in the head several times

with something that nobody really saw and then tackled him off the stage, and they both went through a table. And then they cut to the announcers who billboarded the rest of the show. And I don't know if we heard the rest of the show, whether either of these motherfuckers is still alive. They just cut, okay, well, they've hit the ground now, folks. So tonight, the girls are going to fight.

So swerve switched heel. Kenny is a douchebag, limp, fucking dick, baby face that you wouldn't want to see get even because of his blasé demeanor. and the announcers once that they hit the floor and completed their stunt okay nothing more to see here we'll get a spatula and we'll be right back yeah I mean you summed up

pretty much anything I would say I don't think Omega did that bad here other than you know he'll start getting into a flow which wasn't which wasn't bad whispering sweet nothing's in Nana's ear or accept or yield see that's what I was about to say He gets into a flow where you're like,

okay, I'm with him, I'm with him. And then he throws in something from Prince Valiant. You know, just throws in something like a curveball out of nowhere. And it's like, ah, come on, man. He got the heave-jee-Gee's. He's been reading Archie comics from the 50s. Anyway, all right. I have nothing to say about the next fucking thing,

except it, they did it again. Dick the Boozer, Claudio, and PAC against Take a shit, Alexander, and Davis. Didn't they just do that last week, a six-man with this group and that group? No, it was Moxley, it was Wheeler, and was it Garcia or Pack? I don't remember. It wasn't Claudio. And the other side, it was Rocky Romero, Lance Archer, and I think Josh Alexander, maybe. Well, this was 15 minutes of the same shit as always, but I noticed on the first.

finish, all three of the heels beat up Moxley over and over in front of the referee who stood there and did nothing for about two minutes and they couldn't beat him. And then Claudio and Pat came in and peeled the other two heels off and Moxley just beat Alexander. So all three of him kicked a shit out of him. He just came right here. Come here. Boom. Done. But now, Moxley's group is the baby faces, but later on is Garcia out of the group? Because isn't he still a heel? And Yuda?

Yeah, I mean, they're still in the group and there's still heels. It's just they're feuding with the other heels in some of the segments on the show, and then in other segments, specifically involving women, they are the heels. Moving along, for the T&T title,

and this is the one everybody wanted us talk about. Tomaso Champa and our friend Kyle Feltcher. And this was, especially by AEW standards, one of the better matches they have presented on, well, I say on television or almost anywhere in quite a while, with an exception or two. But I still don't know what the fuck he's thinking. they bring Tomaso Champa in with great fanfare surprise entrance from the

WWE he confronts Mark Briscoe he has a match with Mark Briscoe and wins the title was that a week ago or two weeks ago it was one collision ago okay it was on so it was basically then he comes back fucking eight or nine days later of whatever the case, and wrestles Kyle and loses the belt. How did they present that to Tomaso? Okay, we're going to sign you to this deal. Great. We're going to bring you in, have you challenged Mark Briscoe.

Great. We're going to have you wrestle Mark Briscoe and beat him for the title. Great. And in the very next match you have, you're going to lose it to another guy. What? What? they had something with Champa and people were talking about him

and he and with his first three weeks in a company he's he's one and one he's won a belt and lost a belt already how can they how can they justify this in their little pea brains I mean again if the whole overall thought was we want to get Kyle Fletcher to Australia his home with a belt

why wouldn't you just have him beat Mark Briscoll and not have to beat Champa yet? Yeah, I can't. And that would be the best of their seven series. I can't explain it other than to say Tony Khan has, in my estimation, illogical thoughts about how wins and losses affect or don't affect how fans treat wrestlers. And it to me is not the right philosophy. I think wins and losses do matter

and it changes your perception of various wrestlers and they don't have that thought in A.E.W. It was anyone can lose at any time and it doesn't matter. But, you know, MJF and Brody King have their thing going on. What happened to Bandito?

Was MJF and Bandito a few weeks ago? Now he's just gone. No one's talking about him. So there are issues with this whole everyone could lose at any time. It just helps everyone. It just... Well,

I liked most of this match, as I said, and they started with a lockup, a wrestling match, started with a lockup, imagine that, which if you go and look at this program, it's a jump start in the aisleway, jump start in the ring, jump start in the back, whatever the fuck, and just a simple thing is starting a wrestling match, like you start a wrestling match. Riggie Morton told me, remember when the guys in Smoggy Mountain and the guys, you know, guys in the USWA, I was trading talent with Randy Hales and they'd do Memphis three days and do Smoky Mountain three days or whatever. 95, yeah.

Riggie Morton had been on Memphis TV with who was the tag team that came? Paul used them in ECW, but was it the eliminators that went to Memphis for a brief period of time? They did. I think it would have been maybe late 94, early 95, so that sounds about right, yeah. Whatever it was. So they're going to work. with the Rock and Roll Express one day at Memphis TV. And Ricky said he was there in the back at Channel 5 and he said,

he was going to talk to the guys about the match. He said, okay, I'll tell you what, I'll start with you, lock up, take my head. He said, oh, we don't do that, the Eliminator guy. And Reggie said, you don't do what? We don't lock up. So, well, how the fuck do you start the match then? and we just kick somebody. Well, you're not today.

But that's what these guys have taken over now. They don't even know how to start a fucking match. I get the lockup is, that's what those phony wrestling holds. God, you know that's a shoot, by the way. The collar and elbow hold is a shoot if you want it to be. That's right.

Yes. Hude Gibson would show guys if you lock up for the collar and elbow. elbow the referees hold as the guys used to call it. But if people imagine they lock up and, okay, one guy pulls the other guy into a head lock or one guy takes the other guy's arm, that's way he starts to match or whatever. But from that working collar and elbow lockup, who used to show guys, you can just

switch, I think, was it his right arm? He can take it off the arm and put it back over on the bicep. You not only can't pull the guy into you, you can't get away. He just holds you there. You're completely immobilized by moving his hand from one position to another. Same fucking hole. Anyhow, I wish they'd have done that here. So, Kyle is, again, what a prospect.

But he's doing too much with the Kenny Olivier-style goofy movement shit, the pointing and the grandiose turning and running and screaming and all this. Why is he screaming? his gimmick is not el mongol he work his work looks good the execution of it but he's not really healing he's doing moves back and forth to to the baby face and taking moves from the baby face but he's not really healing and i don't know if anybody's showing him how or if they're just leaving him alone. And Tomaso kicked the shit out of Cowell for quite a while in this match and looked good doing it.

But, I mean, for the break spot, Kyle stopped Champa on the floor. He just stopped him. Champa was running for something and Kyle just stopped him. He didn't cheat, didn't heal, didn't, a little suspicious means, whatever. So this was a very, again, a very exciting match. but it didn't really establish anybody in a firm position. The one thing that I didn't like was when they went to the floor again, Tomaso went for the knee lift, but Kyle moved,

and Tomaso need the stairs. And then Kyle went to do, pick him up and do something to him, but Tomaso just got under him, picked him up, and gave him the psycho-driller on the stairs. Then if he could pick 250 pounds up, did he just knee lift the stairs? And conversely, they're going to continue the match

another 10 minutes and he's just given fucking Kyle his finish on the stairs. And then they just roll in two count. And then they start doing reversals and counters. So they needed somebody

to sit and explain to them why that they could have built this and left that out built this a little better to make sense, but they did a lot of good shit, and they got a lot of two counts. And I wrote for AEW, this is great. And they went back and forth until

they were teasing the time limit because there's 20 minute time limit. But then the finishing sequence again, Tomaso has done a pretty good job of kicking a shit out of Kyle. during the match, which he should because he's the newer guy there and needs the exposure better.

But then Tomaso hit a German suplex and a knee lift and got a two count. And then he hit another knee lift and got a two count. And then there's Kyle on his knees in front of him and Tomaso's punching him. And Kyle looks up at Tomaso

and spits at him. And so Tomaso starts beating the shit out of him again. but Kyle comes out and long darts Tomaso into the turnbuckle, hits a running kick, then runs into Tomaso's kick, then Tomaso gives him a brainbuster two count. I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?

And then Kyle got up saying, come on, come on. And Kyle hit him with a slam and a clothesline and a brainbuster, one, two, three, and beat him. so in the last three minutes Kyle switched baby face and Tomaso became the fucking heel Tomaso hit him with his shit

couldn't beat him then when Kyle defiantly spits at the big bully that's it's all visual and it's subliminal there's Kyle on his knees and the baby face is punching him and Kyle spits at him defiantly like give me all you got

they've just switched place and then Kyle suddenly has the oomph to lawn dart Tomaso into the turnbuckle and the running kick but then Tomaso stops him again can't beat him with a brain buster Kyle says come on come on give me all you got like the defiant baby face he was and then he got up and beat Tomaso clean with three fucking moves one two three Again, in the last three minutes, Kyle, who never healed in the match, just did moves switched baby face, and Tomaso switched heel. And I don't think that they know that they did that or why it came off that way.

Well, Tomaso was the heel. I mean, Tomaso, even though he's new in the company and he got a big pop, he went right after Mark Briscoe and beat him. Doesn't it make him the heel? Well, but then they shook hands and hugged. And remember I said, wait a bit, I thought the psycho killer was the heel. No, he's the baby face. Because he hugged the baby face he beat and then this prick came out and said, well, fuck you, I want to fight you.

But before the match, Kyle Fletcher in the back told Don Calasie wanted to do it on his own. He didn't want his heel manager there to cause problems. That's a baby face move. Yeah, so he beat an A-out baby face the other baby face. That's what I'm, what the fuck? because then after the match okay if he told Don he didn't want to god damn he didn't want to help he wanted to do it himself then after the match Tomaso disappears Renee gets in the ring and Kyle does a promo about I did it myself

and I'm going home to Australia with the belt and I'll receive a hero's welcome and I'll defend against anybody. Don doesn't come in and say, hey, you prick, you know, there was no issue with Don, his heel manager, but Briscoe comes out and says Kyle deserves the belt,

but he's got a big mouth and they're three and three, so number seven will be in Sydney. But Kyle, again, one of the jewels and the heel manager's crown stable accepts without hesitation, but I want a ladder match.

So the heel, who's going to be the baby face in his home country, wants the dangerous score settling match with the fucking pure baby face Mark Briscoe, after he's just beaten the baby face Tomaso that just came into the company and won the belt from Mark Briscoe and shook and hugged hands with him afterwards. this is from week to week nobody knows who they're supposed to cheer and who they're supposed to boo and that's why everything is gibberish.

I don't know how they sold this to Tomaso Champa. I don't know why the fuck they can't think out farther than two weeks when they have a big show in Australia to put the card together without this it's just foolishness and that's why everybody's a heel

almost nobody's a baby face except for the people that get the shit kicked out of them all the time and then all the heels are mad at each other and all the baby faces are trying to cut each other's nuts off I've given myself a headache just say anything well again I don't know what they're doing with Tamaso Champa

it seemed like a great opportunity they brought him in, and I thought they should have had the TNT title match, even though it's not TNT, it's TBS on Dynamite, get a bigger audience, have a big match, he wins the title, immediately loses it, and then after the match,

the guy he beat Challenges the other guy for the belt. They should just keep this going. Have Briscoe beat Fletcher in Australia, then have Champa beat Briscoe when they come back, and then Fletcher could beat Champa again, just keep going in a loop. I don't know why they're doing this. They've been teasing the baby face Fletcher stuff for a while,

got screwed over with the screwdriver that wasn't there at the pay-per-view, which Okada, the heel apologized for. Yeah, I can't, I mean, as I talk about it, I realize, like, it's a bunch of apologetic heels, too, isn't it? And when I think about everyone's role, as I'm saying it out loud, it's ridiculous. Yeah. He's with the heel stay. He's the star of the heel stable, and he's the biggest baby face in the heel stable.

All righty. That was the TNT title change. Kyle Fletcher goes home a champion. He certainly does. But you know what he ought to go home and do, Brian? Sunbathe. Start a goddamn business. Because I don't know if wrestling is for him at this point.

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LeVar Burton let's replicate that and kind of use it it sounds just like LeVar Burton How would you you have just memorized Levar Burton's voice I haven't heard LeVar Burton speak in 30 years He was on Reading Rainbow.

Reading Rainbow? That's right. Take a look in a book. Reading Rainbow. You could do anything. I learned from Dick and Jane. Reading Rainbow, the problem of reading Rainbow was it was on the same time as Global on ESPN. So you couldn't watch too much of it.

Jim, back to the modern day global. I just remember when Dick would see Jane run and run, Jane, run, because that's why they called him Dick. Anyway, back to the show. So we had Danny Garcia and his partner, Chuck Connors, against Pockets and Roderick Strong. And Garcia is, of course, as far as we know, still a member of the fucking group. But now he's on his own with this guy that just showed up

that we've never seen before. And Pockets, unfortunately, is still there. And he's teamed up with Rodrick Strong, who last we saw was a baby face of some description, teaming up with Briscoe and Pockets in that whole fucking group, right? But Roddy was not happy with Pockets from the start of this. Did Sockface explain anything that I may have missed because I didn't care? Oh, I may have missed it if he said it because I don't care about, I hate him on commentary. but remember a little while back they were teasing in the promos that like everyone in the

conglomclan everyone in the conglomeration were kind of on the same page except him i don't know if there's anything maybe he watches their segments and that's made him hate them i really don't know well but here's the most underneath of the underneath talent in the company six years later this little prick is still playing pocket pool with himself Roddy refused to tag even walked out. So Garcia, who's a baby face with the Moxley group and Connors, who's a question mark, because we've never seen him really before. Two on one kicked the shit out of the baby face pockets, even though he was still doing some pretend wrestling.

And then Darby came out and tackled Chuck Connors, who, as you'll recall, the first time we saw him last week is when he was dragging the fucking Darby through the desert in the body bag. And then pockets beat Garcia. And then they played music. And Tony Storm and her fat, fuck butler were in the bleachers. And Tony Storm did the promo about shaving Marina Schaefer's head because apparently in Australia,

it's Tony Storm and pockets against Wheeler, useless and Marina Schaefer and whoever loses the fall gets their head shaved. It's not looking good for poor Wheeler. But then as she was cutting her promo with all of her stormisms, she was interrupted by Wheeler on the microphone in the entranceway who called their attention to Schaefer dragging Mina melons out with her face in Marina's tits with her submission hold the boobage the boobage claw

and Garcia from the backside jumped on pockets and then Wheeler on the stage took a pair of scissors and cut Mina's ponytail

off. And this was some Ian Rotten level indie fucking bullshit right here. Just I am embarrassed that poor Roderick Strong to get a check

has to be involved with these children. And yeah, they put this on television instead of anything related to MJF and Brody King. Because Tony Storm is a big deal in Australia, so they put her in a garbage match with preliminary talent and somebody's going to get their head shape. And it better be Wheeler. Although I'd love to see pockets bald. He couldn't look anymore like a dick if he tried except to shave his head. Watch it be Tony Storm

Wouldn't that be something? I am sick at Tony Storm I'm so sick of Tony Storm and it's not even just her in pockets doing their square dance every week now It's this whole universe of nonsense If this was in WWE

Every one of these fans would be killing it Even if you like old films I don't give a shit It was cute for a while Now all this is happening So help me explain. The woman who thinks she's in a black and white film, and coincidentally enough, everything with her turns black and white,

her girlfriend, because we're supposed to think they're lovers, was kidnapped by Wheeler Yuda and Marina Shafir, and then they just cut her hair, and then Wheeler Yuda did a promo on the girl. What is all of this? It's terrible. And they've been playing with this whole fucking mixed division. The idea they're going to have mixed champions at some point.

and... Oh, Christ. But yeah, I'm sick at Tony Storm. I know to some people they love it in the way that you love wrestling silliness

in the way that you would love it, Orange Cassidy, or a grizzly Redwood. You know, just a fucking pro wrestling silliness. I've never loved

any of those people. Well, you know what I mean. It's just the ironic wrestling fan, whatever. She was over, but then they've just buried the whole thing,

and now it's just, it's all a joke with underneath talent all around her. I hope she gets pinned I would like to see her get her head shaved actually at this point maybe that'll kill this speaking of killing things

up next was a three-way tag team match and I'm sure somebody got something out of it but we talk about patterns and habits they need to break and the same shit over and over here was the Hardley boys against the three remaining rascals against the wild card team that turned out to be private party

wherever they've been, they're back now. And they do another 15 minutes of every indie wrestling fans' wet dream with just cartwheels and roundoffs and etc. Rick Knox was the referee. He completed the whole picture. He was the only one in the ring who wouldn't get carted at a bar and he's the worst performer of the bunch.

And so after the same thing that they always did and more of it. I don't really, I didn't write down who won. Who won? Who won? I think it was the bucks. And now they're the number one contenders for FTR because then FTR came out to confront them. That's right. They won the pony.

And then FTR comes out, and Stokely is in the wheelchair, and now he acts like he can't even roll the wheelchair. And they super kicked FTR. It looked like they potato. a dachs with the microphone in the face and then went down and

fucking menaced Stokely and gave you a threat to super kick him and gave him the belts back it's they've got to do something because they're a big deal in a company in Tony's mind and on paperwork but they don't draw and they are way past

tired so they get in these matches on TV where they can play with all their friends, the kids that are similar size, and then they're allegedly baby faces and FTRs allegedly heals now, are they going to win the belts back at the big show in Australia? How much debtor can the World Tag Team title be in this company? But at least we looked forward to FTR and the Buckeroos just because we still liked FTR three years ago and they made the

the kids somewhat palatable, but now it's just Gaga. We got to see some classic Matt Jackson Power Man moves. He suplexed both guys at once at one point. What do you think of the big baby face turn of the bucks? The idea that we're baby faces because we're going to just dress the way we used to. We're going to wear tassels again. You know what that means? We're going to have the same matches that we had his heels with the same referee who doesn't do anything.

But now with tassels, they already had the shit made. They just had to go to the closet. Now, I mean, they weren't good heels, effective heels, difference-making heels, weren't really heels.

They just pretended to be bad guy wrestlers. Like now that they're baby faces again, they pretend to be good guy wrestlers. You don't believe anything they say there's always a wink they're obviously disinterested if they're really trying to do this then that's a whole different problem

I think they're just walking through this to get Tony's money but they can't allow themselves to not be featured in some kind of way so when they come back in they do the same thing on TV with their friends and then eventually they'll win the tag team belts on a big show

that's what always happens from FTR from FTR just to just to make sure I'm sure they still take it personal from what was it 10 years ago when people started saying

when Jesus Christ these fucking bucks these children against these guys and they've never forgotten you know I just saw the other day Matt Jackson Matt Massey 41 years old

I didn't realize he was that old already why do you think all his hair is abandoning ship. No, no, this is Pfe's buck, the smaller buck. No, they're both going now. I didn't even notice. The other one's been for a while, but yeah, they're both going now. Anyway, speaking of going, I'm about to go because the main event was the women's title match in a strap match between Chris Stantlander and Fecla.

And Brian will talk about the fallout or consequences of this match, but thankfully, I didn't see it because it started after the 10 o'clock overrun had started, and I forgot to fucking record impractical jokers. So I didn't have to sit through this, but I understand from Twitter, they had a bunch of blood, and just another nice, gory girls match to please the kitties, and then now they put the belt on Thetla. after Statlander was the one who ended the monolithic reign of Mercedes Moon

so that she could disappear and take some time off. Do you think she's lost in the forest again? Her team can't get her out of the woods again? Oh, she's got a beast mortos on her team. I'm sure she can get her way out of the woods. She probably just stepped in some bullshit on the way. But nevertheless, so Fekla now the new women's champion in another bloody women's match,

so that doesn't have any impact or meaning at all anymore. How many belts they got to switch on free TV before their big show? Yeah, what do you think of that? What do you think of the idea that the TNT title change was a pretty big surprise? Like, even if you thought maybe they'll do something with Tecla because they're building her up and are creepy little stable of wannabe Manson girls or whatever their little act is

where they dispassionately cut promos like they're not cutting promos. Even if you thought that could happen, did anyone think that, I don't know, I guess maybe they could have just because Australia is coming up, but I didn't think they were going to beat Champa right away. So you got two title changes

on this one episode right before the big episode of collision, right? I think it's the biggest collision of the year, the Grand Slam show in Australia. What do you think of that? Well, and they're hoping that they're going to do a good number

because since the Nielsen folks adjusted their numbers a couple of weeks ago, going back from the big data plus panel plus big dick up your keister technology they've been using, now the wrestling numbers are back up, so they will convince themselves when they do 400,000, instead of 250,000, oh shit, we hit a home run here. and all the wrestling shows, we didn't even cover this last week, I forgot to mention it. But since they have, again,

the CW Network specifically complained because a lot of their shows were being underrepresented and especially NXT. And so Nielsen has adjusted their methodology again and the wrestling shows, not just AEW, not just WW,

not just WW, whatever. saw another increase. So dynamite is back to where it was before, or give or take, 600,000 or whatever. And that's what Uncle Dave is predicating. Oh, but they've made a turnaround. You can see there's really interest in this rebounding company. No, they just changed the goddamn length of the ruler again.

Am I missing something here? No, it's not just anything. Like you said, it's affected WW, positively this change. TNA All of a sudden has a couple hundred thousand viewers after that disaster of a debut. I heard from someone who would know that Lenny Asper himself saw that debut

and called up and said, what the fuck is going on? The concern went to the top about the state of that company after that show. But everyone's ratings are up. But again, it makes you question the legitimacy or reasoning behind the ratings

if it's just okay these people are complaining we'll just adjust this thing that we just adjusted yeah how like how does that work to make it more realistic you added a extra quarter of a person per household they added it work

and as I mean we've known all along as the ratings are inherently somewhat bullshit and always have been unless you went door to door and counted what everybody was watching at that specific moment, right? It's always been a mathematical extrapolation of data, blah, blah, blah, and where there was less room for error, like in local ratings information,

which I was familiar with in Smoky Mountain and in OVW, you know, you could have these wide variations, but it has been... fairly consistent in modern years on the national basis with the method they were using. And suddenly they, oh, we're going to do something different. It'll be better. And wrestling got kicked in the balls. So then they get complaints, oh, we're going to refigure the way we do this.

It's the same thing it was six weeks ago. It's all horseshit. Speaking of horseshit, they got a new women's champion. Give us back our quarter hours, God damn it. Give us back our fun. Give us back to quarter hours, Nielsen. You son of a bitch. Hey, how do you know anything about Nielsen's mother?

All right, well, that was the T&A debacle for this week. And I said at the top of the program, we were going to get back into the TNA impact reports, but we had so much lengthy fun with the Observer Awards that I don't want to give T&A short shrift this week. So I think we should start on the drive-through where we're fresh and can impart more information to the to the assembled listeners. In other words,

we've gone too long today. We're going to do it next time. Fuck it. We'll do it live. How about that, Brian? You don't want to short shrift the T&A story because their owners and former owners have done a good job of short shrifting. I can't speak. God damn it. We'll be on the drive-thru in a few days with English. If you would like to shift your shrift, over to the shit then we will shift

shitty shrifting next week with with cocktail shrimp on the fuck all right yeah see we're back already we're not taking us seriously

we're having too much fun are you are you sucking some kind of liquid through a straw over there what was that noise I don't know there's lots of noise folks The big collision will be talked about on the drive-thru as well as T&A,

and who knows what else by then. And until we see you and hear from you and speak to you again, thank you, fuck you, and bye-bye, everybody.