Jim Cornette Experience - Jim Cornette Experience Special - Commercials Omnibus, Volume 4

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

A special for Experience listeners today: By popular demand, here is Jim Cornette's Commercials Omnibus, Volume 4!Support these wonderful sponsors! Send in your question for the Drive-Thru to: [e-mail]  Follow Jim and Brian on Twitter: @TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast  Visit Jim's official site at www.JimCornette.com for merch, live dates, commentaries and more!  You can listen to Brian each week on the 6:05 Superpodcast at 605pod.com.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The midnight and the rock and roll He's in a fight for wrestling soul Using a racket and some mind control He's Jim CarNet The Keys to the Future Helped by the past and we're tag deep part On it Well he's there

We are back on the bus A very popular regular Edition of the bus Regular bus stop I guess Commercials volume for the best of The Drive-Thru and the Experience commercials with this man, the leader of the cult of Cornett, Mr. Jim Cornett. It's a magic bus, Brian. It's a magic bus. Because we, you know, they ought to, they ought not

call these commercials. They ought to call them public service announcements because we are announcing them to the public and doing them service. We're saving people money. We're smarting people up to think, if not for these commercials that we do on the program, Brian, people wouldn't have known that ExpressVPN sends crews over to get the people out of your walls that the Internet service providers have put there to spy on you. Well, they don't do that. Again, we've established they don't do that.

Well, and they wouldn't know that if you go to Draft Kings, that you're guaranteed to win by betting on sports by just betting on every son of a bitch involved, and then you have to win. No guarantees. Again, this is just the beginning of the omnibu. I don't know why you're doing this in the intro. Well, no, I'm just saying without this people,

wouldn't know that if you can get 25% off something, anything on a website. Well, if you buy five of those things, that's 125%. That means that they're paying you to take them. So they wouldn't know these things if it weren't for the commercials that we do here on the program. They don't know these things and they won't know these things. These things aren't true. I'm not even sure exactly what I'm defending or fighting against, but I have a feeling

you're just swimming upstream and you're battling against the tide, Brian. Am I going upstream? high and the tide is high. Well, the tide is high and so am I. But here we are, Jim. Commercials, volume four, why cause any more trouble? Let's kick it off right now. Ladies and gentlemen, back on the bus.

Commercials, volume four. A little heat, Jim, a live update. The Chinese spy balloon is now over North Carolina. Shit, did it pass us already? It must have. I heard yesterday I was going to go by you. Well, I had asked them if they wouldn't mind swinging by and dropping some new action.

figures off on the way across Louisville. Well, it's easier than waiting for that damn boat. I guess so. People want their figures. They want them now. When they want something, you know, that's the thing, Brian. When people want something, they don't want to wait months and months and months and they want it now.

And that's exactly what the people over at our friends at West Shore home want to give you and want to do for you is do something right now. As a matter of fact, they want to do it yesterday. What do you wait in? on. You're just wasting your own time now. Folks, they just come with the program. We got to introduce you to our friends, as I said, at West Shore Home. They're the fastest growing shower and bath remodeling company in the United States. And if you've seen the TV commercials, they're everywhere, because this is a big time deal. They've got their fingers at all kinds of pies over at West Shore Home.

If you've seen the commercials, they fully replace your old shower or bathtub with the modern state-of-the-art space-age stuff they've got in one day. And the way they do that, if they send somebody, you schedule this, by the way, they don't just send somebody that's going to show up. You schedule the free in-home remodeling preview, and one of these know-it-alls, it knows everything about this, comes over to your house when it's most convenient, mornings, evenings, evenings, the overnight shift, whatever, invite them to come in at three o'clock in a morning.

There is no overnight Offerings at this time Offerings There are no Well I know when they do the Bath tub and shower remodel on some of these massage parlors They got to go in after hours About 4 o'clock in a morning

But anyway what they'll do is they'll send somebody over to your place When you want to see them And that's their design consultants is what they are And you sit down with them And build your dream shower or bath depending on what your dreams are like I don't know if they can do everything for heaven's sake you might have to worry about a skylight with somebody else

but they've got laser etched designs built-in seats shelves doors windows magnetic showerheads just watch out you don't get your car too close as you're driving by it'll fucking zam right onto the fucking outside wall jerk you with it but then once you've got all that established a couple of days later, the remodeling professionals do a one-day bath replacement. And they have the time-lapse photography on these TV commercials where they take out the old

shit and they put in the new shit. They do all the cleanup. And it's ready to use before dinner. And as we mentioned on the program last week, I didn't know that it was an old custom that people would have dinner in their brand new bathtub or shower. But I guess is that what they do up in the northeast? Brian, it's just not a southern tradition yet. Do we do what in the northeast?

You have dinner in your new bathtub or shower. It says right here, and they promise, they will have this bathtub or shower ready to use before dinner. Before dinner. There's nothing to do with having dinner in the bathtub. Well, what the fuck do you care, whether it's ready by dinner or not, as long as they're still going to do it the same day, you can eat dinner in your dining room unless you're going to eat dinner in your shower

or bathtub. Well, no, I think the idea is that some people are not comfortable sitting down and relaxing and having their evening meals. while there are people still working in the house. They'll be out of your house and done, and everything will be ready to go, so you can take a nice shower right after your nice dinner. Well, but then,

now don't they get to eat something? Aren't you going to offer them some dinner? It's up to you. It's up to you. There's no obligation whether you feed the people that are helping you or not is up to you. I don't even know why we're putting this out there.

You could at least give them a snack. But you don't have to... Do you feed the Monroe's? Do you feed the Monroe's? Yeah, I have. You have or you do? I've given them, I'll look at some stuff in the freezer. I'll say, Stace, that's freezer burnt.

I think it had poisoned us. You want to give it to the Monroe's? Oh, that's horrible. Shit like that, but you don't have to lift a finger on these bathtub and shower remodels because they do all the work for you. And as a matter of fact, as we said, it's a one-day remodel. I'll tell you what, here's what they do. If you become one of these installers, the remodeling professionals over at West Shore home,

every day when you go into work, you have to take either your wife or one of your children. If you're a single person, you've got to take your dog with you. And you're going to leave them at the main office. And then they go out and they do the installation. And they know they have personal skin in the game now.

If they don't want anything bad to happen, they need to get that installation done that day. So these son of a bitches, when they show up at your house, they're motivated to get this job done and done right. That isn't how it works, ladies and gentlemen. And then if they do it like they're supposed to and get it done and one day, go back to the main office and pick up their loved one.

There is no, for the record for the listeners and any law enforcement listening, there's no kidnapping involved in this process. They're not, they're not taking them where they're just holding them. No one's being held. The fine people at West Shore home will come out at a time you agree with, and they'll do the work that you want them to do, they'll finish in a quick and orderly fashion, you'll be happy,

they will leave, you will sit down and have dinner and then take a bath. Well, what's so complicated about all that? Sounds more fun the way that I said it, but folks right now, you need to call West Shore Home, I'm going to be doing that.

I'm going to be, as a matter of fact, doing what? I'm going to be calling West Shore Home. They're going to be doing a lot of stuff around the castle this year. Now that I've found them, I'm sorry, I didn't know them. when I did this last round last year,

and now I'm going to make up for that. And they're going to be over here. They're going to be doing a variety of things. But folks, you need to call West Shore home if you live in or around the following cities where they are available to serve you. What are those cities? Huh?

What are those cities? I'll be glad to tell you what these cities are. Louisville, Lexington, Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Harrisburg, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Richmond, Salisbury, Virginia Beach, Winston, Salem, Charlotte, Greenville, Ashville, Knoxville, Chattanooga, Charleston, Wilmington, Myrtle Beach, Greenville, Newburn, Columbia, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Orlando, Ocala, Tampa, Birmingham, Huntsville, Montgomery, Oklahoma City, Houston, Dallas, Austin, San Antonio, Phoenix, Denver, Colorado Springs, and Salt Lake City. And they do windows and doors, but I don't

have enough fucking breath to tell you all about that, so get on their website to see which locations you can request the free window and door remodeling preview where they will preview the windows and doors they will remodel for free that's why they call it that and then they'll remodel them but not for free but it's cheap folks you'll be you'll love them they're just a phone call away i'm i'm swearing to you right now all you got to do is check out promo dot westshore home dot com backslash gym promo dot westshorehome

dot com backslash gym is that just a regular slash or is a backslash different than a regular slash? Well there's no honor in a backslash. I've heard that. But you'll get the fastest, easiest, and most convenient home remodeling

experience that you'll ever have. You won't have to lift a finger, not especially not a middle finger like I've given to some of my other remodeling people with the folks at West Shore home. But nevertheless. When you look at Brock Lesner from OVW and a Blaster Lashley from OVW,

there have been a lot of renovations to the characters of both men throughout the many years. Boy, there have been. And it's so amazing that if I could find my arrow to put up the yes, I'll tell you another thing. now don't don't start like that on this your program no i mentioned to you and you may be hearing some slight knocking and banging because at the top of the program i was talking about i had some problems with my electrical outlets and one of the rooms that i've had remodeled here at the castle

over the past several months well god dang it all i can say is i wish that last summer i had known the folks at west shore home and now that i do this summer and this remodeling season is going to be more stress-free for me because I know now what not to do and what to do and who I need to do it. And West Shore Home is the fastest growing, not only shower and bath remodeling company in the U.S., they also do windows and doors. We're going to talk about that. Any hole in the side of your home, they'll do it,

or any place where you can get wet. They'll probably address that too, but they fully replace your old shower or bathtub. with their modern showers or baths in just one day. And right before we went on the air today, I was watching another one of the TV commercials down here. They're everywhere. They got the time-lapse photography. Where they show they come in and let's say you've got a shower

stuck at a bathroom somewhere. There's mildew. There's grottiness in the grout. There's some kind of, I don't know, green fungus growing out from underneath the spigot and everything, cracks, crevices everywhere. They rip all that shit out, and they replace it with the brand new state-of-the-art space-age designs in just one day, so it's ready for dinner time. And Brian, you've informed me that most people don't eat dinner in their bathtub.

They just like to have people strangers out of their bathtub by the time the dinner rolls around. Well, that's what the folks of West Shore home are going to do. and they will come out beforehand and scope this situation out, they'll send their design consultant out, mornings, afternoons, evenings, you and I've had a disagreement, Brian, as to whether they'll come 3, 4 a.m. or not. They won't.

I bet you they will if you're a sexy woman scantily clad. No, they won't. They are professional. They are professional. They are not Vince McMahon, so you have nothing to worry about. It's Valentine's Day season, potentially there's some lady that's lonely and wants a serviceman to come over in the middle of the night. You think this sexy young woman, I assume young, but this sexy woman?

We're not going to be ages here. She could be a senior. Seniors need love to. And she just needs a new bathtub in the middle of the night? Needs a new bathtub or shower and maybe she's a senior citizen. It's been longing for some human companionship and also needs a grab bar. so she doesn't slip and take a bump well there you go then

maybe she needs you to come over about 2 a.m. and grab that bar but you were selling it before like it was something that would entice the wonderful people from West Shore home a sexy woman and they're not as old lady who's lonely but she's wearing a negligee but whatever time of day that the design consultant comes out you get to build your dream shower

or bath just the way you want it with laser-etched designs. You could, like Sputnik Monroe used to have those boots, you could have a big dick and balls probably designed on your shower if you wanted to, or anything else. Built-in seats in case your shower and bath is so big that you get tired walking across it. You have to sit down. I've got one in my shower in my office bathroom.

Shelds, doors, the window, the magnetic shower heads. Again, watch out. If anybody hauls a big load of metal right by you, if you're close enough to the road, that thing will fucking take off with you. But they've got all that stuff and they'll show it to you. It put everything together

and then a few days later the professionals do a one-day bath replacement. As a matter of fact, they took a challenge on one of the recent commercials. They did two bathrooms, same house, one day,

in between breakfast and dinner. Of course, they had to drug the... No. No, they did not. They did not. ...in the state of suspended animation so when they woke up it had been three days, but they actually were just eating dinner.

I just felt like Damien Priest on Raw. I saw a slow-moving train. I was trying to stop it, trying to fix things, and it still happened. You will not be drugged. No, no. Not unless you do it by your own hands. Why, because you don't have to lift a finger.

You can sit around and get stoned all day long while these people are here because it's no, no skin off your nose. They do all the work. It takes more effort to open up a bottle of whiskey and have a drink. it takes more effort than than just hopping on to Brock Leicester's wife

for four or five hours or whatever the case may be. Four or five hours. How old is Sable now? That's, oh, boy, I don't know. She's older than a newer, isn't she? She was a Sharpay puppy in 98. But anyway, they'll take out the old shower or bath throw it right out in your backyard for you.

The kids can play with it. No, the kids cannot play with their old bathtub, which won't be in your backyard. The fine people from West Shore home do not leave plumbing supplies. in your yard. What I thought is, oh, that's a refrigerator that the kids aren't supposed to play. They can play with bathtubs, I thought. How about play with toys and read books?

Do not play with discarded bathroom furniture. If it's just leaning up there in the backyard, but West Shore home, they'll haul that off too, right? Because I get what it says they do all the cleanup. Yeah, and that's part of the before dinner. They'll set your table for dinner also, get you all ready for dinner. And they know people are worried about dinner. They don't do that either. Don't promise that.

As a matter of fact, well, some of these professional installers and these remodels, they've also, they got varied backgrounds, maybe one of them is a chef. They might could cook you dinner. But you don't have to do any work. And folks, again, that's for the remodeling of the shower and the bath. They also do windows and doors. You can check the website promo. www.washorehome.com.

see which locations you can see the or you can request rather the free window and door remodeling preview they give you but if you want to shower or bath I don't do they do badees I'm not sure I'm I'll check on the badees

but if you live in or around Louisville Lexington Cincinnati Indianapolis Pittsburgh Harrisburg Philadelphia Baltimore Richmond Salisbury Virginia Beach Winston Salem Charlotte, Greenville, Asheville, Knoxville, Chattanooga, Charleston, Myrtle Beach, Greenville, Newburn, Columbia, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Orlando, Ocala, Tampa,

Birmingham, Huntsville, Montgomery, Oklahoma City, Houston, Dallas, Austin, San Antonio, Phoenix, Denver, Colorado Springs, and Salt Lake City. Then you need to go to promo. dot westshorehome.com backslash gym and get the fastest, easiest, and most convenient home remodeling experience that you will ever have. Happiness is just a phone call away. Don't be showering or bathing in a fucking sewage-filled mess

when you can have a brand new clean one. And somebody, send me an oxygen tank. West Shore Home. Randy Savage was living in a little bit of, an apartment over off a New Circle Road in Lexington, an empty apartment with no furniture just like a

bench and the barbells and a mattress on the floor. And a year later, he's a WWF champion and made $800,000 was the story going around that year. So that was one of those locker room gossip pieces that

it can always happen. What the fuck? From the, literally, from the outhouse to the penthouse, from being broke and their own company going out of business to be in the second highest paid wrestler in the world in a year. Sleeping on a mattress on the floor. Do you know what led to that incredible success though, Brian? The success on the mattress?

The success of Randy Savage becoming the second highest paid wrestler in the world. At that time after sleeping on a mattress, in his empty apartment the year before. It was the brand of the mattress, is what I'm going for. It was because I know you don't know about this, but I'm going to reveal this. This has been K-Fape for many years. Angelo Pafo, the miser, right?

The cheapest man in wrestling, didn't like to wash his clothes because it would break the fibers down and you'd have to replace him quicker. Never spent a dime that he didn't have to. he was one of the first investors in the folks that now have become Helixleep.com Although that's not, excuse me, that's not true. So don't make

statements like that. Randy Savage had the first ever prototype of the Helix sleep mattress. Now the most comfortable and greatest and best-selling mattress and most fabulous, fabulous, fabulous thing to sleep on ever. He had family, Familus, he had the prototype is what he had there.

Brian, he had the very first one. And after sleeping on that prototype Helix sleep mattress for one year, he was ready to go out and be the biggest star in the world. And if the same thing can happen to you, folks, if you get one of these Helix sleep mattresses and you sleep on it for a year, I guarantee you that you'll be the WWE champion. No, you don't be a UFC champion. You can't guarantee any of this.

You will get up and go kick everybody's day. You might be an Olympic champion. You might stretch a hurt angle. Might. I like might. Well, actually, well, might makes right. So I'm right. And it's all because you're going to get the best sleep of your life with this Helix mattress.

No matter what you look like or what your preferences are. No matter whether you're skinny or a big fat satchel ass, you could be the fat lady at the circus. And they've got a mattress that will fit your unique preferences. They've got luxury models. They've got mattresses for big and tall sleepers. That means tall and fat. Even a mattress made just for kids, regardless of whether they're fat.

You have fat kids, skinny kids, short kids, tall kids. It's a mattress made for kids. That's right. And how do you know which one's going to work the best for you and your body? Well, if you're a grown adult, don't get the kid's mattress because your fetal hang off. But otherwise, you go to Helix Sleep dot com. I'm trying to find that here just to make sure I'm right. Helix sleep.com, how could I forget? And you take the quiz and they'll match you with your perfect mattress in under two minutes.

How do you like to sleep? Splayed out on your back, curled up in the fetal position because of the state of the world today, on your stomach, ready to take what comes, whatever it may be, you tell them what you like and they'll fit you with a mattress and then it'll show up at your door along with a couple of shady looking individuals also saying that they'll offer to mow your lawn

but shoe them off because they're not affiliated with Helix right no they just if they see the Helix sleep mattress the box on your front porch they'll know that you're discerning and have fine taste and they'll be scoping you out for potential

later home invasion so get that Helix mattress in real quick, before everybody else finds out that you're of good taste and have fine items in your home, and then you just unbox it, and you sleep on it. Every night you sleep, every night you're going to want to go back to sleep again. I know this sounds hard to believe, but folks, I guarantee you this. If you put the Helix sleep mattress in your home, every night of your life you will want to get back on it and go to sleep again.

Even if you slept the night before, you're going to want to go back to sleep again that night because it's that comfortable. For the record, we absolutely think that's what will happen, but we can't guarantee it. Yes. No. I'm telling you that if you've been off this Helix mattress

in your home for 18 to 20 hours, you're going to want to get back on it. I believe so. You can't guarantee it. You can't say guarantee. You could say, I really think so. Well, maybe, okay. I truly believe this.

Except if you're a goddamn meth addict, and you're on a three-week bender and you haven't closed your eyes at a fucking long time. Otherwise, if you're a normal human being that enjoys a nice quality mattress, you're going to want to sleep on this thing every goddamn night. And you're going to want your kids to sleep on it, too. maybe you're going to want your kids to goddamn sleep on the big boys mattress you might want to put

them on the kids mattress but you want the best for your children and this is what you're giving them here the helix sleep mat are you anti-child now brian you're not wanting to give your children the best that you can possibly do for them you've got so ridiculous here i don't even have had a reel this back what are you putting them on a fucking canvas bag full of fucking And oranges and rocks over in the corner? Actually, for the record, my children have Helix mattresses. Well, see. And they love them.

Well, there you go. You ought to parade them out here every once in a while. Show them sleeping on the Helix mattress. No? Well, you will have Helix says. Because there's another thing. And every helix mattress is a programming chip. As soon as you go to sleep, they start speaking to you.

No. No, because that's the way you teach the kids. good manners. That's not the way each kid's good manners. You know, the kids laid out on the mattress, they hear from coming inside the mattress,

say your prayers, take your vitamin. Hey, what about, if inside the mattress, it's the Lani Popo voice. Yes, the policeman is your friend. Always sit down quick and buckle up. Yes, wear your safety bet. Use your left

and right turn. How do you think children learn this these days? Not from their parents. They're programmed by the Helix Sleep Kids mattress. So if you want well-behaved children, right now, Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. Because they know you guys know what you're doing. You go to Helix, that's H-E-L-I-X, Helixleep.com slash J-C-E.

This is the best offer they've made yet, 20% and no matter how much you spend, up to 20% off all mattress orders. and two free pillows, helixleep.com slash JCE. Train those little crumb snatch and rug rats the right way. You'll be raising well-behaved children and it's a boon to society and a good thing to do for civic discourse. I think what you're trying to say is get your children the best mattress that you can, something that they will love, something that will be comfortable.

Of course, Helix sleep. Yes, and then tell them to fall asleep and listen to the control voice. You know, they talk about the Sunday scaries, but this internet, if you're on this all the time, then they ought to rename it Daily Scaries. What is, instead of all the minute little pebbles that we've got in Life's Road these days, the internet seems to be the giant stumbling block. You get up every morning, what moron on the internet is going to cause some aggravation today? Maybe they ought to call it Daily Scaries.

What do you think? I think the company's name is Sunday Scaries. Well, they are, but I'm just, see, I'm branching them out. Because it's a great product. They're going to be branching pretty soon, unlike some people's family tree that doesn't branch. The folks at Sunday Scaries, they're going to be branching out into all kinds of things because you can't live without them. They're these CBD gummies that were made to defeat the crap that life throws at us.

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You'll be chilled out. It's a metaphor. It's metaphorically speaking. metaphor where is that something mama cornet used to say as a mama cornet used to say like chewing gum stuck down your boot i'm a horrible sleeper is what a lot of people will say it might be a what's what's the matter with you you might say i'm a horrible sleeper but you might say i'm a professional at staring at the ceiling and worrying if this describes you you know what you need a new way to get better sleep and stop the worrying

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is when one of his close friends and idols doesn't keep listening to him and starts listening to other people. And then he finds a fence, I guess. You know, 40-year friendships don't matter, but goddamn, don't want to listen to Dave about his booking ideas to get those seven-star matches. He's going to start firing back. And again, 372 people voted for him to be Booker of the year.

So that's the other thing people need to know. Dave didn't vote for it. Everyone was like, look at the awards. Dave's biased. These are actual awards voted by people. and only 372 people out of the entire voting body voted for Tony Kahn. So for anyone who wonders if it's a big deal or not, how big a deal is that? How big a deal is that?

You know what's a big deal, don't you? The big deal is we have now proven that Dave's readership, at least, if nothing else, needs remodeling. But then we've seen pictures of Dave at his office at home, and there possibly needs to be some remodeling there done as well. and I don't even know what in the wide, wide world of sports Dave Meltzer's bathroom looks like,

but I bet you, I'll bet my bottom dollar, there needs to be some remodeling and renovation done in Dave Meltzer's bathroom as well. So folks, he probably doesn't listen to us anymore. He's mad at us, but if you happen to speak to Uncle Dave

or anybody else that has a bathroom that even your dog don't want to poop in, or a bathroom, a shower and bathtub apparatus that your senior citizen members of the household can't get in and out of, or your female members of the household say, I'm not sitting my naked butt down on that rotten grout

and that mildew and all the seams. No matter who in your home doesn't want to poop in your reading room, because it's ugly and unattractive, now is the time to make that change, and you can do it in the twinkling of an eye, in the snap of a finger, in the tick of a clock,

in one day even, because the folks at West Shore home, the fastest growing shower and bath remodeling company in the United States of Buy Gum America, will fully replace your old shower or bathtub with the modern showers or baths in just one day. And we've been talking about the way they do it. They send out an advance gone.

They send out feelers at first. They send out the specialists. What? I wouldn't call it an advance guard. An advance guard. Well, they send out the troops to survey the scene and make sure they got the battle plan all set up. They'll send out a specialist, a remodeling professional, that will, a design consultant even, that will come and show you all the stuff they've got, laser etched designs,

built-in seats, shelves, doors, windows, magnetic shower heads. boy howdy I'll tell you what except if you have any screws or bolts in your very in your knees or your elbows or your body if they've been surgically implanted you'll never be able to pry that shower head off yourself but otherwise enough they're great okay the dream shower of bath you've always wanted they will show it to you you'll pick out everything you want and then mere days later possibly even hours they might bring the truck right that point just troop the people in they're remodeling professionals. That's a short for professionals.

They do a one-day bath replacement. See, they're using contractions because they've got to get to the point. Everything's fast. They even speak in shorthand. Fuck, you won't understand what these people are saying. They only use three or four out of eight letters in the word because they want to keep moving. And it's fast, easy, and convenient. They take out the old shower bath.

They throw it out in the backyard where the do. dogs can play with it or the kids whatever because sometimes kids like to play with old bathtubs in the backyard and then they will install your brand new and do all the cleanup and have it ready to use before dinner even if you don't eat dinner they'll do that in your shower yes they'll do that you don't have a bathtub or anything else in your backyard certainly don't have your children play with equipment or not equipment appliances is a bathtub an appliance no it's not an appliance No, it's not. It's not.

It's not an appliance. Bathtub is more of a fixture. Now, the kids really enjoy playing with old refrigerators and freezers. No. If you leave them out there, but make sure that the door handles still latch, because elsewise, they'll leave them open. They'll cool the whole neighborhood.

But anyway, I assume that it was a situation where a lot of people eat dinner in their bathtub or shower as they get a new one as a way of celebrating it, sort of like a housewarming. And that's why the West Shore home get these incredible remodels done before dinner. You've informed me that that's not the case. Most people don't eat in their bathtub or shower.

They just want to have, well, just have it available before dinner. So that's what they do. Ladies and gentlemen, West Shore Home is a wonderful sponsor of this show. And they can do a wonderful job in your home. They can. If there's one thing you remember from this entire spot, remember this. Yes. They are tremendous at what they do.

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And there, and I believe and I predict that MJF will retain, but then suddenly blackout. And then thunder and lightning and in snow, and then a plague of locusts, and then it rains frogs. Oh. And then they wheel out onto the stage a box. And then suddenly... I thought you were building up sting for a second there.

No, no, no, it's going to be even better. And besides, Sting never got frogs. That's true. And then, oh, you're a big deal when you get to frogs, baby. And then out of the box bursts MJF's next opponent for the world title. And attacks, and there you go. And you're made, the next pay-per-view will sell out. It doesn't matter who it is.

Who is it? Because everybody knows. No, it doesn't matter. Oh, it matters. Everybody knows that anybody that comes out of a box, gets over. And I'll tell you something else, anything that comes out of your box

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Yeah, you always want to know what's in somebody else's box or any box. But you're the guy who thinks anything in any box gets over, so I guess it's not a surprise that this is your mindset. Well, yes, and besides that, if you already know what's in your box. So that kind of eliminates the surprise, unless it's a box of awesome where you don't exactly know, but you pretty well know and you think it's something you're interested in,

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That was W.W.E. rivals, Hogan versus Andre and Jim, I'm curious, Andre going from the trunks to the singlet. Do you think he had to worry a little less or a little more about manscaping? Well, I don't think that Andre actually ever worried about any kind of escaping. You've pretty much seen he didn't go to the dentist a lot, and boy, howdy, he'd just let hair grow wherever. And, you know, I never, I never perused Andre's, nether regions.

But I'll tell you what, you mentioned them earlier, the mutton chop sideburns at one point were a thing, and also when he became a heel, and especially when he went to Japan, to look even more villainous, he would often grow a beard.

And now, I'll have you know that more people are growing beards than ever before. At least that's what I see when I've watched the news or see people walking down the street from the comfort of my own home. Everybody's got a beard, but it doesn't look like anybody knows how to take care of it. Most of the time, it just grows on their neck. Their chin and straight up is completely shaven. So what you need, folks, is some help. Wherever you want to grow your hair.

Now, I know down below gets all the attention. And of course, Manscaped was founded on below-the-waist grooming for your South Pole. However, now they are traveling north because there is some attention is needed amongst the hair on the northern portion of your anatomy and the folks that manscaped are tired of every time somebody thinks about dick hair they think about manscape they want to be known for just hair whether it's on your dick or just on other dicks that you might know So nevertheless, guess what they got now, Brian? Oh, I have no idea. What do they have now?

The Beard Hedger Pro Kit. That was my first guess. Well, you should have made it. It's the ultimate package that makes it easier than ever to craft your signature look. We're starting with the Beard Hedger itself, an elite beard trimmer. Now, I've never had a beard except for when I've neglected to shave. And so, therefore, I don't really. know how to groom it, but apparently

it's a very involved process for what I've seen with a lot of people. They don't know how to do it. Well, this waterproof, cordless trimmer makes it snap of the fingers easy with the rotary wheel that gives you 20 hair-cutting lengths, all with one guard. So basically, you apparently can have a beard anywhere from about an eighth of an inch long to all the way down to your crotch. And that's where you need to get the lawnmower 4.0 involved if your beards down to your crotch, but if you get it tied up around your bean pole down there and you stand up straight, you might fucking castrate

yourself. So don't let it get that long. You know, these things can sometimes get tangled up with each other. I didn't know that. Don't do that. And I didn't know that. 20 haircutting links, all with one guard. Also, the pro kit comes with four dermatologists tested formulations. And I'll have you know they held this fucking dermatologist down and they tested shit on him. That's not how it works. No. Some of it took his skin right off his fucking body. There's no dermatologist right now who has been deprived of skin.

They told me that this is dermatologist tested formulation. Some of it ate right through to the fucking bone. But finally they got it right. He looks like shit. They did not tell you that. And it's going to be a long road to recovery for him. But he was the canary. in the coal mine.

There was no canary. There was no canary. This story, no. Just once again, no. But Manscaped, yes. Well, because they have dermatologists tested formulations. They got the beard,

shampoo, and conditioner. Have you been using the same shampoo on your top of your head hair as you use on your chin-y-chin-chin hair? Have you? Are you talking to me? Yes. Am I using the shampoo?

I use on my head hair. head on my chin? Yes. You're talking about the real chin or you're being filthy again? If you're hair chin, if you're, my hair chin? My hair chin? You got hair on your chin.

Do you use the same shampoo as the hair on the top of your head? Well, silly boy, if you do, you're not supposed to because they got beard shampoo and condition. They've got beard oil. Oh, well, you got to use that. Beard oil. Let's say, for example, your beard is not oily enough. Well, you put some of this on and, and, and, you put some of this on and, and you, you got to use that.

You can fry tater tots underneath your neck. That's not what it is. People apply beard oil, and it helps keep your beard smooth. It helps keep it conditioned, moisturize. You rub it in, you really grind it in. You rub it in, you grind it in. It also promotes growth, I believe, hair growth, for those you desperate for beards. Well, all of us want to promote growth.

I think these things. I shouldn't make any declarative statements like that. I don't know what it does. Take some of this beard oil and rub it on your dick. You'll get more girls. Don't do that. Don't do that. That's not recommended anywhere.

That is certainly not recommended. Well, we don't know it. As long as you don't shove it up your ass, you ought to be able to do anything where you want to with it on your body. But they've also got the beard bomb. The beard. You're distracting me.

Yes. The beard bomb. Oh. The bomb to help keep your beard calm. You got to use that too. And it says right here to moisturize style and shimmer your new beard plus the kit. talking about the beard hedger pro kit has three free gifts a beard brush a comb and scissors

well god you'll be able to do anything with it as a matter of fact everybody should go ahead now and just grow a beard because you can you can sculpt shapes and maybe you can make balloon animals out of it you go walk around with a what a porcupine on your on your chin or a flamingo what are you even talking about how would that work you know like you see the you see the landscapers making the hedges into like shapes, you can do the same thing with this. They got the brush, the comb, the scissors, the oil, the balm, the shampoo, the conditioner,

the waterproof cordless trimmer, beard hedger with 20 haircutting lengths. Well, you can make a statue of the Venus de Milo and have room for both of her arms and legs on your chin, folks, right now. And once you've got your face looking like nobody's ever seen it before, then you must try Manscapes Performance Package 4.0 because they're going to go right down south and do the same thing.

Your nether regions will be unrecognizable just like your face after they get finished with you here. But right now, I'm talking right now. Put us on pause and go to manscape.com and use the code drive and you're going to get 20% off

and free ship. Manscaped.com. Use the code drive, 20% off, free shipping. How can you go wrong? Having a flamingo on your chin and an armadillo in your crotch. There's plenty of ways to go wrong, but you won't with Manscaped. There are a few ways that could go sideways, aren't there? That's right.

If you need a shave, our friends at Manscaped have you covered? Upstairs and down. You had a good beard, a cultured beard. a very distinguished beard. I bet you'll never guess who had this great beard I'm talking about. I'm not sure. Ah, yeah, there you go. See, Sebastian Cabot.

Ah. Sebastian Cabot had a great beard. The kids could learn a few things from Sebastian Cabin. You know what? It's what you eat, Brian. It's what you eat. It's what you consume. It's what you get used to.

It's what you put in your gut. There are a lot of these things. A lot of these. analogies that we could draw, but it starts out with good gut health. I just said Powerhouse Hobbs must have incredible core strength. I got to think of the up there. He's got guts, and he showed it. Boy, howdy, I'll tell you what he did.

He's got the guts. And we're not talking blood and guts like Plummer Moxley. We're talking about good intestinal health. And we've talked about my colon, and we've talked about the way that people care for colones over the United Kingdom. you can care for your own colon without having to have other people coming in and out, bringing in equipment, possibly tracking up the carpet, making tracks in the mud, wherever that might be located.

You don't want that kind of thing. You want to be able to do this yourself, yourself, rather, or your stealth. You want to be able to stealthily do it yourself so that no one knows that you're doing it. And the way you start with gut health, well, where do you? do you start let me clarify this Brian did you know that there are over 3.8 million posts on Instagram tagged

hashtag gut health oh no did you know that I did not know that no did you know that a staggering 653.7 million videos on TikTok or on gut health I certainly didn't how would I know that I mean where are we supposed to be getting these talks I'm I'll tell you in a second but did you know

that a quick Google search will yield you over 29.7 million news results about gut health, probiotics, and the microbiome phenomenon that's taken over conversation, headlines, and hashtags around the country and around the world. Were you aware of this? I wasn't that I've had so many conversations about microbiomes, so I don't know what I'm missing here. Well, that's because you haven't been talking to our friends over at Seed. See, I've gone to Seed, and I've talk to them and I've asked them what's going on because I really didn't understand it. I thought it was all gibberish and basically that's the material and the information that they gave me. They said discoveries in microbiome research are transforming medicine and hygiene and diet

and the choices we make each day for our health and with this new frontier, however, comes an overload of information and misinformation that can feel confusing and overwhelming. And then they gave me a bunch of information that left me confused and overwhelmed. So I'll tell you what, folks, don't even try to figure this shit out. Your gut and your immune system and the microbiobes and the pathogenic antigens and the benign substances and the whole nine yards, you ain't got to figure it out. Because you're just like me, you're just a layman. Hey, how often do you get laid, man?

You're just a layman. You can't be expected to be conversant in all these highfalutin terms like intestinal permeability, which is also known as leaky gut, and pathogenic microbes that promote dysbiosis. Also known as the elite. Also known as the elite. Every time I see them on my television, my television. stomach turns and churns. So therefore, what you're trying to do is you're trying to support your gut immune access

or access, your gut immune access, not the access. If you take care of the axis, nobody will excess your gut. Otherwise, they've got to come in the back way. You got to prioritize your sleep. Yeah. You got to do that. Yes. Because your body, your changes to your normal.

sleep rhythms induce what is known as circadian misalignment. And circadian misalignment is when you collect those fucking locusts and you don't have them all lined up straight. Well, then it screws up all of your collection. You put them next to your butterflies. You know the cicadas? The cicadas. No, you're talking about a completely different thing, Jim.

It's nothing to do with seed or gut health. Although some people do eat locusts, I guess. Well, you can eat them. some people think they taste like chicken. And you could also, you need to manage your stress because that's where you can increase your intestinal permeability, aka leaky gut. It can just bust loose.

You'll be leaking everywhere on the carpet, fucking floor mats, goddamn if in the car, and you know, it's hard to get that leaky gut smell out. And increase your daily fiber intake. And we've been talking about this. I've been eating more fiber and more fiber.

And I haven't had a chance. to eat old favor yet, but I'm working on him. But certain fibers are fermented by gut microbes and biotransformed into short chain fatty acids which helps maintain immune health and regulate anti-inflammatory and antioxidant responses. Do you want to learn any more about this? No, you don't. I do. You don't need to learn a goddamn thing.

You need to learn who to trust. And that's our friends at seed. Because you could read this shit that they, gave me from now till the cows come home, and you wouldn't know shit from apple butter about what they're talking about, because they're smart people that have studied this, and they have also got scientific proof and or scientists behind this. And many of the scientists have approved this of their own free will. It's only a few of them that their families are being held just because they got a little cranky.

But the scientists are behind this stuff, and so are the doctors, at least the ones that that they've compensated. And we can now tell you that you will have good gut health and just a clean life all around and your turds will smell better. If you go to see- You can't guarantee that. You can't guarantee that. Don't say that.

Well, it's a pretty good assumption, though. You don't know that. It's not guaranteed. Well, from what I've been sniffing around, finding out. If you're making assumptions about turds, you're making an ass of you and me about turds. Well, I've gone to several different places around town and smelled the bathrooms, and there's a distinct difference. How do you know who in the bathroom is using seed and who is it? You wouldn't know.

I'm dealing this shit part-time. So anyway, right now you go to cd.com. That's s-e-e-ed-d-com.com. What? Wild card! Wild card, bitches. Seed.com slash gym and use the code gem. That's J-I-M, my name, to redeem 20% off your first month of Seeds DS-01 daily symbiotic. That's seed.com slash gym, use the code Jim, 20% off your first month of seeds DS-01 daily symbiotic. What are the ways it will help you? I don't know.

I can't read all these big words, but I'll tell you what, they got doctors and scientists working on this stuff, and if you can't trust them, well, who the hell can't Can you trust? So right now, start the daily symbiotic to help your gut and your health and your stomach and your digestion and you won't leak rotten shit out your ass that'll ruin the upholstery of your car. Seed.com slash gym. Use the code gym 20% off. Take this shit soon before it's too late.

It's nice when stuff happens during that period of time where Bruce was fired for cause because then he's not in any of these documentaries. It makes that a really nice-headed feature. You had to fucking throw for cause in there. I was just being, I like to put the facts and the truth out there. Did I say anything that was wrong? You know, sometimes it should be for fault. You're your fault.

No, it was your fault. Well, I'm firing you for fault. For cause and fault. His fault is this? This show today, this is your fault. But on that note, lots of things including podcasts. that lots of people enjoy could use some renovations. Maybe the main roster of one or two companies can use a renovation,

and perhaps your bathroom could use a renovation. Oh, boy, I tell you what, my bathroom after this morning, my morning Russo, holy mackerel, the walls are now light brown and they're slightly dripping. And besides that, I had to get Harley a gas mask before she was able to come in there and use her little P-pad. But I'll tell you what, folks, if you would like to upgrade your home so it doesn't smell or look like the inside of a toilet, well, the best place to start is where you keep your toilet, that's your bathroom.

And next to your toilet, where you do all your defecating and perpetrating, is a shower or a bathtub or both. Now, right there, I don't know how that we as a human race came to the point where we're just, putting places where we cleanse ourselves right next to places where we do the do-do. It seems like you'd want to keep those places apart so there wouldn't be any cross-pollination or contamination. But I'll tell you what I need you to do right now, folks. I need you to, as soon as this program is over with,

maybe even put it on pause. I need you to run to your bathroom, and I need you to stick your head in your shower or your bathtub and take a big old sniff and tell me what, and if it smells like the crotch of Oprah Winfrey's panty hose, if it smells like a man eating from mud to cheese and a septic tank of a slaughterhouse, if the smell coming emanating from your shower or bathtub could bluff a buzzard off a gut wagon, then you need to do something because you got some cross-contamination going on there. You're trying to clean yourself in a dirty facility.

And I'll tell you, here's another way. You know, Brian, when you take a bath and a bathtub, sometimes when you let the water out, it leaves a ring on the tub. Well, it's time to change your bathtub if the bathtub is leaving a ring around your waist. All of these things are a sign, folks. What's somehow, I'm telling you ever noticed that green and slightly black shade, almost turns to olive and it comes right around your navel.

I have not noticed that, no. Well, that's because you had West Shore home do your bathroom remodeling. Folks, it's the fastest growing shower and bath remodeling company in the United States. They fully replace your old shower or bathtub with their modern space age, incredibly scientific designs, shower or bass, and in just one day, because they got experts on this. You schedule a free in-home remodeling preview, and they will come over whenever it's convenient. You tell them when they'll come over.

Morning, noon, or night. They'll sleep out in the backyard if they have to to be their first thing in the morning. And... They will not be sleeping in anyone's yard. They'll be sleeping at home. They'll park a brown panel van with Missouri plates in front of your neighbor's house,

so nobody will be none to wiser. That won't be happening. And then they bring their design consultants, and you get to pick of what you want your shower or bath to look like. They've got laser-etched designs built-in seats, shelves, doors, windows, magnetic showerheads, multiple colors. It's amazing. And then they bring the stuff over. You've seen the TV commercials with the time-lapse photography.

And in one day, they replace the bath or the shower. Take the old one out. Throw it right out in the backyard. You can let the dog take a bath in it later on. and they'll put the new one in and then do all of the cleanup and then they'll sit right down with you and have dinner at your brand new

shower or bathtub right there you just bring the TV trays in because they're going to have it ready to use before dinner that's a big thing with West Shore home and you do not have to do anything you don't have to lift a fee you have to pay for it but not much and not quickly

see no I'm telling you No, they've got finances You can be as lackluster as you want to Because they got financing You can use this shit You might even be dead For the time you need to start paying for it Oh stop, don't say that

Well, if you're older I'm just saying roll the dice You may get this for free You never know But nevertheless Say what You're not going to get it for free, but you are, as Jim said before, going to get it for the right price, a fair price, a good price.

Once again, if you get one of these bathroom jobs from West Shore home and you finance it and you die before you have to pay for it, well, you got it for free. So you got that going for you in your back pocket again. But like I said, just call these folks. And I can't wait till springtime also because they've also got a window and door division. You can check their website to see which locations you can request the free window and door remodeling preview. And I've got some doors that are going to be knocked down and replaced this year.

But folks, happiness is just a phone call away. And that way, the shower will be spotless. The bathtub will be immaculate. And you'll go back to the old way of doing things where you get the shower or tub dirty instead of the other way around. That's what you're shooting for. Don't let Andre the giant crap in your tub, but nevertheless. Right now, go to promo. Westshorehome.com slash gym. And they will know that you are affiliated with us, and they will give you all the real information instead of Kay Fabin you,

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Austin, San Antonio, Phoenix, Denver, Colorado Springs, and Salt Lake, Sands. Promo. Dot westshorehome.com slash Jim. And there it is, and there it was, and here we are. That was AEW Revolution, and, you know, Jim, there was a lot of... Revolution, you know, I've been going round and round and round, and round my head is still spinning,

round and round and round like a record, baby, right round, round, round, round. I hate that song. You like that song? Well, it was catchy. It was catchy. That was part of the problem. It was an awful song that was catchy. Do you like that song? It was a yes, yes, it was an earworm.

You couldn't get it out of your head. You like Wang Chung? You spent me right around, baby. What, everybody Wang Chung tonight. That's right. Yeah. You approve of that one as well? He was a good heel, Wang Chung.

Wang Chung, all right, enough of you. And his brother, P.Y. Chung. What I was going to say before P.Y. Chung, of course, Tojo Yamamoto, which is why Phil Hickerson became P.Y. Chu Hai. One of the more ridiculous gimmicks of all time. But Jim on this show, we saw a lot of blood. Yep, yep.

And when MJF, who bled at Gusher, when he was bleeding, he looked like a healthy young athlete who's bleeding. John Moxley, when he was bleeding, he looked like the end may be near, very unhealthy looking. I wonder how much of that is due to their gut health. Well, I think a lot of it. You know, your gut health, it's all important. It controls everything.

And I think that maybe Moxley just needs to go to seed like the rest of us have. Because I've been talking to, you know, since my colon adventure a few weeks ago, I've been trying to, I need more fiber in my diet. Or is it Faber? Fiber. Yeah, I need more of that. And I've had misadventures in trying to do that. But now I've made a habit out of the seed DS01.

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They said oatmeal has fiber. I'm supposed to have fiber. And I figured I last had oatmeal when I was 12 years old. But I remember it having some appeal. And maybe I think Mama Cornette sprinkled a little sugar on the top of it. Well, I got some oatmeal to make after 50 fucking years of not having oatmeal. And I don't know if I'd call it oatmeal. I might call it swool.

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What was the name of the Head East album that that Immortal hit was... I have no idea. I don't know that. What is a pancake, baby? Well, so is the audience reaction to a lot of these segments. But no, this is not good. Yeah. Well, and see, and they're out there.

You know, they've either got the Falls Count Anywhere match or the fake Texas death match where they're setting up tables and chairs and ladders and propping stuff up on each other shop class projects or they've they got the girls here where they got the spray paint can and one of them one of them has some wood putty and the other one's got a thing a cock and I bet you one of those girls are going to cock the other one before the time's up I'm telling you it looks like a raging band of of renegade home improvers just running around trying to yeah they're trying to build things paint people they're trying to make new gimmicks and fix these broken down old wrestlers up,

but they're just, they just don't have the experience of the professionals, Brian. You know, the home improvement professional. Yes, of course. Now you see where I'm going here. Well, kind of, yes. No, no, no. You, if, let me explain something, folks.

If you want your home improved, you don't want these off-brand shade tree carpenters coming in, leaning ladders up that they're going to break and then have referees run into hold and using sledgehammers that they can't even break a guy's skull with, how they're going to break up that old concrete, and much less with these girls with the cans of spray paint, that they just, well, boy, howdy,

they can't hit the broadside of a barn with that paint, much less a home improvement project. You want the professionals in charge of making your home look better, and we've talked about it for several weeks now. The folks at West Shore Home, they're the fastest growing shower and bath remodeling company in the United States and they will stop you from having that nasty you know Brian you've had it many times when your bathtub gets old and it's growing the mold and the mildew and the organisms and the bacteria

and the fungus and all the little all the little furry things that when you look under the microscope you see these things they've got five eyes and six legs and ten ears and they're chewing on you every time you get in your rotten, mold-riddled bathtub, or if you get in your rotten mold-riddled shower with all the grotten, that's the rotten grout, all that grotting down there, well, then you're getting a fungus that attaches itself to your feet. Then you walk from your shower to your bedroom, and you get in bed,

and you put your bare feet in the bed, and then the fungus is in the bed with your naked dangly bits. you'll get flesh-eating bacteria on your penis as a result of having a dirty shower. What are you talking about? And you don't want that to happen. No, you don't. I don't know why you're talking about any of this.

Do you know how many people that their penises annually in the United States alone rot off because of dirty showers and bathtubs? You don't know, do you? You don't know either. There's no way you know this either. It's a lot.

It's a price. You don't know that. Based on what? What are you based on? based on conversations I've had with people I've talked to. And things that I've heard. At the post office? Where?

Yeah, so in line at the post office, I kept my ears open, and I'll tell you something else. When you're sitting in an old dirty bathtub, that impermeable green ring around about your belly button area that you can't wash off, that's coming from that dirty water. So you need clean showers and bathtubs to promote general health and welfare and the pursuit of domestic tranquility. And that's what the folks at West Shore home are doing. They're going to fully replace your old shower or bathtub with their modern showers or bass in just one day. Because it's all part of their plan, their scheduling plan. First, they send out an expert, a home remodeling design consultant, and they'll send them out mornings, afternoons,

evening, weekends, constantly until you open the door. Now, whenever you want them, they'll be there. Oh, yes. And together with them you will design and build basically in your dreams your dream shower or bath just the way you want it they've got the designs the laser etched stuff built in seats I've got a seat in the corner of my shower Brian in the office in case I get tired walking across it

they've got the shelves the doors the windows magnetic shower heads you can trick this thing out like the dagum space shuttle if you want to and then a couple of days later after you design at the remodeling professionals come in one day bath replace. They will knock your old bathtub or shower. They'll just take that thing right out the back of your house.

The whole wall and everything. Be out in the backyard and they'll fix it up nice for you. And it'll be ready for dinner. And I still think that it's very rude if you don't invite the professionals, the workers for dinner in your brand new bathroom. You don't have to eat dinner in your bathroom. You can eat at the table,

but serve that, you know, just flop the toilet lid down, put the plate on the toilet lid, give the guy a fucking, he can sit on the edge of the tub and reward him for his hard work. But it'll be ready to use before dinner. That's in case also you're dirty and you want to wash up before you eat. That's always recommended.

You have no work in this. As the consumer, you are merely sitting back watching the magic happen by the West Shore home professionals. and they do windows and doors and you can check out their website which of course is westshorehome.com you can check that out to see which locations you can request the free window and door remodeling preview

they actually have the windows and doors come out one at a time to music and walk down a runway so that you can take a look and see which ones you like at this point I can't even walk any of these back it's so ridiculous Well, folks, it's not ridiculous about the quality of value. Dancing windows and doors. Yeah, no.

The quality, I didn't say they were dancing. They just walked down the catwalk. They walked down the catwalk. All right, right, said, Jim. They're just sexy enough for your home. Anyway, yes, folks, you can get a brand new bathroom, shower, tub, windows, doors. They might even branch out into roofs pretty soon. and they're making a lot of money off our sponsorship.

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the stuff that's of meatiness and weight, we will be reviewing. All right, well, the rest of you can watch the Mad Cat Moss biography this Sunday on A&E.

But Jim, you may not be watching. Mosh Pit Jones is more marketable. You may not be watching Mosh Pit Jones on biography, but you could potentially listen to Mosh Pit Jones if you had a band and somehow got the band distributed

and, well, if you had your Raycons. Well, yes, and the big thing is probably the distribution and getting the band to begin with and then getting people to listen to it. Because the Raycons, that's the easy part. You can get Raycons all day long, premium audio at the perfect price point. I love that alliteration.

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Well, you know, but see, that's a thing you can't. Who has a finger skinny enough to stick it in a dagum light socket? That's an urban legend. That's a complete myth. You'd have to have a finger so skinny that you wouldn't even have to have a bone in it. So unless you have boneless fingers, you ain't got nothing to worry about. But here's what you can think about. Let's talk about Raycon.

The Raycons. That's exactly the way. If you wouldn't interrupt me, I would talk about these fine racons. Look at all of the additional features. You got three customizable sound profiles. Got the left profile, the right profile head on. You're going to listen to them any of the three ways. You've got earbud tap functions.

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but you can't hear it because there's too many noises. Well, you can isolate that particular noise. That's not how noise isolation works. Don't, isn't it? You take it a noise and you put it over somewhere by itself? noise isolation What's the matter? That is the most ridiculous thing you've ever said.

There's an awareness mode. When you press the awareness button, it'll be like the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi has come and blessed you and you will instantly be aware of all things in the universe and the cosmic continuum. Ohm. Ohm. No, that's not part of Transcendental Meditation.

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Indeed, whatever happened to Mickey fell by the wayside. Fucking douchebag. She should have brought Mickey with her. Will you leave Mickey alone? Maybe his family or big supporters of Raycon. Mickey came first before Sylvia and then Sylvia takes off and leaves him, starts Sugar Hill Records and makes a fortune and where's Mickey? Well, I don't think they were actually together. rope busted and disgusted, dicked by the dangledong of destiny. They were just two musicians put together. I don't think they were like a couple or anything. Well, where's your loyalty?

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you know what well i know why that is it's not because i'm boring in any way shape or form or fashion but it's because i know how you've got your home outfitted and every room in the house has a helix sleep mattress in it and that way sometimes you'll just be walking across the room and you will suddenly say you know what i'm just going to curl up my weary bones here on this incredibly comfortable helic sleep mattress and just take a five-minute nap on my way across the room here and it turns into, well, sometimes you're down 16, 18, 24 hours. And sometimes they, you know, Suzanne- You're talking about me?

Yeah. Then this doesn't happen? Some of the kids, yeah, remember you've told me that Suzanne three times last year, called 911, said, bring the shock paddles. I have not said that. That never happened. Yeah, bring the shock paddles and revive him because he's laid down on the Helix sleep mattress again.

And that leads to no good because you just drift off. and then once you drift off into such a state of relaxation that your blood stops pumping and your heart stops beat that doesn't happen so relaxed no you just kind of go into a state of natural rigor mortis on your helix sleep mattress you don't want to get off of it and many people are not able to if you spend enough time on it ladies and gentlemen there are elements of the truth in what you just heard you will certainly love your helix sleep mattress you will not want to get off it i have several in this house I even have their all-form couch, which I love. Uh-huh. But delete everything else that Jim just said. Just focus on wonderful mattresses that you will enjoy sleeping on.

That will come and it's a miraculous show when they open up. And then you lay on it and you get a good night sleep like you would anywhere else but better. Yes. And boy, I'll tell you what. And I was worried they were to close back up on me. Like they opened up so nicely. I was worried when I laid down, they were to close back up on me. But then I don't understand.

only happens like one out of every 10 times. That's the flytrap mattress. Most of the time, if you keep a box cutter on you, you can get out of the box once it closes back up. But anyway, Helix Sleep is a premium mattress brand that provides tailored mattresses based on your unique sleep preferences. And these tailored mattresses, they are the most darling things. One of them comes with a vest. Another tailored mattress comes with two pair of pants.

and one of the tailored mattresses comes decked out in a cute little tuxedo with a cumber bun. They're all finally tailored. They're dressed to the hilt. When they come to your house, people down the street far and wide will say, well, those lasts,

or those people that live there, whatever your fucking name might be, in that house there, the little farquars over there, they're ritzie, classy people. Because they've got a finally tailored mattress walking up to their front door, Some of them even have top hats and carry canes.

Hey, can I ask you a question. Yes, you can. The Fantastics came out to the ring to a sharp-dressed man. Yes. Do you really think they were that sharply dressed? They were, oh, they were so sharply dressed way you could paper-cut yourself on them. They were, they had the bow ties, they had the top hats, they had the white gloves. If you saw someone walking down the street dressed like that, would you say, that's a sharp-looking man?

Or would you say, I think that guy's blind? No, no, I would say that it appears that we need to gather up the children across the other side of the street because that's something you don't see every day is somebody in a white top hat, a red vinyl tuxedo jacket with tails, white glasses, and spandex tights, and white gloves, I should say, and glasses, and spandex tights with stripes walking down the street. And nevertheless. Strutting down the street.

strutting down the street and gyrating. But you could strut right into a nice mattress with Helix sleep. We're back on to Helix. That's right. The tailored mattresses. Folks, these things, they're made in America. Sometimes I think they, you know, they just make them in Gulfport, Mississippi and ship them out all different places.

That is America. That is America. That is. Well, just barely. A 10 or 15 year warranty, depending on the model, they've been awarded the number one mattress by GQ and Wired Magazine. So right there, you know that they know what they're talking about when it comes to mattresses.

As a matter of fact, a lot of times, you will see the Helix Sleep demonstrators walking down the street going door to door with the Helix mattresses demonstrating them. As a matter of fact, just recently I was in downtown Louisville. I saw this young lady walking down the street with a mattress strapped to her back. Looked a little bit like Penelope Pitstop. but nevertheless they're obviously they're out and about going door to door with no no those people do not work for helix i don't know who you're seeing with mattresses but you're clean brand new mattresses will be delivered to you in packaging by noted and

recognizable delivery services with with with with name tags on their shirt and labels on their truck if a if a white panel van with with white sidewall tires but uh out-of-state license plate pulls up and tries to deliver your mattress look in the box first. But anyway, folks, again, the Helix sleep, you can't beat it. You'll die to sleep on this mattress. As a matter of fact, people are lining up to wait

to sleep on this mattress, and sometimes they never get up. They're so comfortable to say, leave me here. Just bury me in this thing. Find a coffin that will be big enough that you can just stick the whole mattress in, me on top of it, close the lid, just put it in to me right here.

I'm so comfortable. I never want to leave. It is a comfortable mattress. That part is true. Yes. It's like you're on a slab in a morgue. You'll never know the difference. God damn it.

So anyway, right now, you go to Helix Sleep. That's H-E-L-I-X. Helixleep.com. You take the quiz, and you'll be matched with the model mattress that you want, whether it's soft, medium, or firm, or how you sleep on your side, back, or stomach,

or standing on your head. If you're moving around all night, you get the jimmy legs, you tell them about these things. They pick one out for you. They tell you this is what you need, and they'll send it to you. It comes with a warranty. If you don't like it, you can send it back.

How about that for confidence? And right now, Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. For our listeners, if you go to helixleep.com slash jCE, up to 20% off all the mattress orders and two free pillows. It's their best offer yet. It's not going to last long, just like you. You won't last long on a helix sleep mattress.

You'll fall right to sleep. Nobody lasts more than 30 seconds on a helix sleep mattress. Just ask anybody's wife that's bought one. And they will tell you. That's not, this is not true. But it's a comfortable mattress. That part is true. You'll go right out.

Some, and some, some, some, some, no, models of the mattress are fitted with chloroform. No, they're not. Why? Why? Why? We're so close to the end. Why did you have to add that?

Hey, the kids mattress for children, three and twelve years of age has been awarded best mattress winner by Parents Magazine. Did you know that? That is true. That is true. Yes, it is true. And they're cute little things.

Sometimes if you've got an overgrown kid, if the kids have got that just giant ape-like growth spurt going on, you might have to fold him over double to get him on the kid's mattress, but it'll be cheaper. You'll save money. So just fold him up and tape his wrist to his ankles. He'll be fine overnight. Helixleep.com. A fine mattress. Check it out today.

Kevin Dunn or somebody or its events or the two of them together or they've trained all of the technical crew and the announcers, this is what we do. This is how we do it. This is just breaking. Vince now wants to be referred to as Pierre. And he is so lucky. He is so lucky. Lucky Pierre. But you know what, Brian, here's the thing. a lot of times you just when you're Vince McMahon you got so many things going on

you got so many things you're in charge of a busy man you need to sometimes you need to just be aware of what's going on around you and read the room better it's always good when you can read the room better when you're aware of your surroundings let me give you an example young Mr. Last I got an email I'll have you know

an email from a fellow whose name I will not mention because we're going to talk about a criminal case here. And I don't want to, well, even though he was the victim, I don't want to have him drug through any type of thing out in public. But he writes, hello, Jim and Brian, I'm a huge fan of the show. I wanted to share with you a recent event that happened in my life. I think you may find interesting.

I work nights at a gas station. And one day, or one night, while listening to your program, two individuals, walked into the store and held me at gunpoint. They demanded all the money from the registers. They demanded my cell phone and even my earbuds. Now, at the time, I'd been using cheap $20 earbuds. I bought at a flea market, so it was no big loss. But I wished that I'd been more alert to the situation.

I remember thinking afterwards, after I was the victim of an armed robbery at gunpoint, man, where am I going to get some replacement earbuds? and if only there were earbuds with an awareness mode so I'd know what was going on around me, something I could wear every day. And then I remembered your spot about Raycon Wireless Earbuds and the first thing I did after calling the police and filing a police report was to go to Raycon.com

and buy a pair of earbuds with your promo code so the next time someone robs the store and holds me at gunpoint, I'll at least be aware of it. Thank you again, Jim and Brian. I'm glad they didn't take his laptop. Well, he didn't have it. He was standing up working. He wasn't sitting around with stuff on his lap.

Doesn't have to be on your lap. Well, it's a laptop. I think most people actually probably don't use it just on their lap. They put it on a desk or a table. Take it anywhere. Well, if you don't know how to use your equipment, that's not my fault. I can't be everywhere at once. But I'm telling you right now,

folks if you don't want to be robbed at gunpoint the way society is these days now I'm telling you the way people are these days the way society in general is these days the only way that you can protect yourself from being robbed at gunpoint is to buy yourself a pair of Racon everyday wireless earbuds

They cannot protect anyone from being robbed at gunpoint Let's be very clear about that Technically they can because And I'll tell you why No you tell me let me hear this Technically, well, yes, technically, because here's the thing now. Now see little mooch here that just wrote in, he was, he had these cheap earbuds in his ears from the flea market, and he was listening to the music turned up loud, and these people snuck up behind him and got the drop on him.

And before he was even aware of what was going on, they had him dead to rights. They had him at gunpoint. He was dicked by the dangled dong of destiny, right there in front of, God and everybody, he was caught. But... Making a lot of assumptions there, but okay, go ahead. But, well, why would you just stand there and know somebody was coming up on you with a gun and stand there and allow him to do it?

He had no knowledge because of the cheap earbuds. Well, you don't know that. Again, you don't know that. I'm just going by his personal testimony. If he's back there watching porn, not paying attention to who's in the store, and they come up behind them... You can't watch porn on $20 earbuds. You can only listen to it.

And what good is that? That's like smelling a bakery without going in and eating the cake. Just watch women's tennis. I thought you were going to say women's titties. But nevertheless. So we're back to the armed robbery. Now here's the thing, the Racon wireless earbuds can prevent you,

can stop you from being a victim of an armed robbery because they have an awareness mode. But you can't say, and that way. You can't say they're going to protect you from being in an armed robbery. They certainly won't. They will give you early warning. you'll know about it ahead of time.

You've got time to get your rabid ass out of there because you'll be aware of your surroundings courtesy of the awareness mode. But again, I mean, in the best case scenario, yes, this is exactly what would happen. But again, Rayconne earbuds will not protect you from armed robbery. They can help make you not involved in one.

They can help you, what? They can help make you not involved in one. If you know that the, armed robber is approaching you, you will leave. You will leave the area, the vicinity. You will not be robbed. Therefore, an awareness mode on your everyday wireless earbuds from Racon will prevent you from being the victim of an armed robbery because you got time to ski dattle. You got time to get the heck out of there. You got time to just take off. What the fuck was that? Yeah, see? I didn't hit the button all the way. See, there we go. So anyway, here's another thing.

Yeah. With the noise isolation, let's say that you're screaming, help, help police. Help police. Well, if there's a bunch of, I don't know, traffic noise around or there's a brass band,

a parade down the street, they may not be able to hear you. Well, with the noise isolation on your Racon wireless earbuds, you can just isolate the noise of you screaming at the top of your lungs. for help. What? And get rid of all the rest of that noise. You can isolate that noise. First of all, this is the worst example you could ever give. But second of all, that's not how noise isolation works.

You don't isolate individual noises. You don't isolate noise when you're using noise isolation? Well, not individual noises that you can then, I don't know, repurpose on a loudspeaker? If you've got multiple noises, then you're not isolating them because you can't. You can't. be isolated in a group. Here's something else. Crystal clear call quality. So when you call 911,

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Do not be the victim of crime in the streets. Protect yourself. Be aware with Raycon everyday wireless earbuds, even if noises are still in groups. That's right. Raycon. That was the Iron Sheik biography on A and E. and, you know, when the Sheik finally grew that mustache, what a liberating moment that must have been to finally say,

I'm not going to shave, I'm going to grow this mustache, I'm going to grow it so long, I can twirl it like Raleigh fingers, he probably looked in the mirror and said, my future's so bright, I got to wear shades. I wondered how hair was going to get us to any, but facial hair was merely the McGuffin. That's right. Wild card!

Wild card, bitches, I'll tell you what. If there's anybody that you'd like to not get a good look at, if there's anybody that you'd like to put some kind of covering over your eyes before you look in their general direction because of the repulsiveness of their appearance and the fact that they give small children nightmares and scare house pets,

well, folks, don't buy an expensive pair of sunglasses and put them on and try to shade yourself from all of that. ugly dripping all over somebody's face? No, you don't want the expensive ones when you can get shady rays because shady rays makes high-quality sunglasses that are just as good or even better than the expensive ones at a fraction of the price and they're durable. I'm talking about unbreakable. I'm talking about I don't care how ugly your wife or husband or mother or father or children, maybe, you look at them with these shady rays on, they will not crack, they will not break. Of course not. Of course not.

You can even look at Hotchkiss Feather Bottom and his Aunt Fannie and Uncle Feltcher, and these things will not break. Normally, anybody with any glasses on immediately loses their lenses when they look at the feather bottoms. And these things are so durable, so unbreakable, that Chris Ross. could have been wearing these at the Oscars last year, and Will Smith wouldn't even have broken the earpieces. That's how durable and impact-resistant that the shady rays are, and they've got to be... Even the earpieces.

Even the, well, the things that go over your ear. Do they have a technical term for those? You've been wearing glasses your whole life. You should know this. Well, okay, you've had a face your whole life. What do you call those two little things right under your nose and above your lip? yeah see I have no idea

nevertheless well see there do you know of course I do shady rays isn't happy unless you're happy folks and I'm telling you that's why they've got the industry leading lost and broken replacement program if you break or lose your pair

even the second you take them out of the box now obviously that would have to be willful if you break or lose them the second you take them out of the box, you're doing it on purpose. You're being a prick. Go ahead and admit it. But they will send you a replacement pair

no questions asked. Now, also, here's the thing, if you don't like them, you can exchange them or return them for free. And, to be honest, they've got a special deal going right now where if you buy one pair of shady rays,

you get a second pair for free. And they come covered under this guarantee also. I'm thinking that some enterprising son of a bitch out there is going to figure out a way to work this into getting 700 free pairs of shady rays.

But it'll be worth it because everybody else will have high quality sunglasses that will protect their eyes from the burning, the searing pain. Do you know what it's like, Brian, when you look up at the sun and that molten lava on the hottest surface in the universe bears down on your corneas

and your eyeballs, your pupils start smoking? No, I don't stare at the sun. Why would anyone do that? Well, boy, you ought to try it sometime. What a rush! And I'm telling you that your pupils start smoking and all of a sudden

flames leap up from your eyelashes and it's uncomfortable. But if you got shady rays on, you can stare right at that thing. No. Hours on in. No way and try it. No damage whatsoever.

It's just just jaded. jump in right now, ladies and gentlemen, say, that is something you shouldn't do, whether wearing shady rays or not, never stare at the surface of the sun, never look at the sun directly. Even if you're wearing shady rays, which are such fine glasses, but even the finest of sunglasses, don't look at the sun, ladies and gentlemen. Don't make eye contact is what you're saying with the sun. That's right. Bitch.

All right. Keep your eyes down. and I'll tell you what What are you going to tell me? You'll tell me what? Let me hear you. Well, you hear it right here, folks. Obviously, Jim's been staring at the sun

and he's melting right now inside of his head. I'll tell you something here in a minute. Shady rays. Bitch. Shady rays. Let's get back to them, though. They're fantastic. Not shady at all.

so shady rays the program that they have here on this program is the shady raise impact program is what I'm saying works with non-profits oh my god I'm dizzy worldwide to make an impact on the lives of children and young adults if you'd like to make an impact on the life of a children or young adult you've got to buy shady ray sunglasses they build play sets for pediatric cancer patients they create adventures for young adults

with cancer in Mississippi? Or that's cancer and MS. I'm sorry. Cancer and M.S. Not cancer in Mississippi. See, this is not funny. Cancer and MS are not funny. No.

And neither is Mississippi. Well, no, Mississippi is fucking bone serious. I've been there. They'll cut you. But anyway, folks, right now, what's better than getting one pair of shady rays and not worrying if you break or lose them? Getting two pairs and not worrying.

just be frivolous with them because it doesn't matter they'll be replaced until the end of time take care of your glasses take care of your sunglasses no just fucking kick them stomp them slap them around fucking drag them down the street behind a bumper we don't encourage that

well we can't stop it go to shady rays.com slash jay go to shady raise I'll spell that for you people s h a d y r a y s shady raise dot com d o m slash s l a s l a s h j c e shady raise dot com slash jce shady raise dot com slash j c e use the code jce for a limited time possibly until they hear this spot

when you buy one pair of shady rays you're going to get a second pair for free so spend very little money on one, get another pair for free, and that's four times as good as buying two of the expensive ones. So you had a 33% chance of coming out ahead. Shady Ray. Once again, that was WWE rivals on A&E and airs on Sunday night pretty late. And a lot of people, a lot of the listeners, I'm sure after a program like that are ready to go down and take a, not go down, but ready to lay down.

Are they ready to go down? They're ready to lay down and go to sleep. What do you have to do to get one of these fine mattresses? have to, I mean, if you have to do some kind of perverted acts on, you know, not what I was saying. Well, no, it's something that I just thought happened to me. You know, when I got my Helix mattress, those guys that delivered it said, well, you know, he got to do us a favor for, we'll leave this thing here.

Now, you know, that's not true. That's not true. Don't even say that they are professionals. They only hire professionals and they professionally deliver. The wonderful mattresses you're about to tell everyone about it. Oh, these guys were professionals, all right. I don't think they were amateurs at all. No, they had plenty of experience.

Trust me, I've not been able to get it out of my mind. I showered for so long. Okay, can we watch this segment? All righty. You know, but here's the thing you talked about going to sleep. Well, you can go to sleep or you can be put to sleep. Now, there's two different ways of doing it. Now, for example, if you're just laying your weary head down after a hard day working

into coal mines or wherever it is you work, salt mines, coal mines, whatever the case may be, landmines. I don't know, whether you're on land or sea. If you're just laying down on just an idiot old, regular old mattress, well, you might have to put yourself to sleep. You might have to take some kind of sedative or sedative. What are you talking about? Because these normal everyday mattresses that they just sell in these mattress stores,

it's hard to get to sleep on them. You need aid. You need eat a bunch of turkey. get that melatonin or whatever it is. Or you might need to take sedatives. Triptophan. Don't take sedatives, but you're thinking a tryptophan, not melatonin in Turkey. Well, you trip over the fan if you want a fan on. And that's a danger because, like you said, you could trip over the cord.

That's not what I said. But, you know, sometimes every once in a while your spouse may have to come in the bedroom and hit you over the head with a blunt instrument to put you out for the night. That's if you have a regular mattress. Well, if you're sick and tired of having your wife or husband or a significant other come in the bedroom when you're laying there trying to go to sleep and hitting you over the head with a blunt instrument to put you out for the night, you need to change your mattress. And no longer will they need to come and do it.

Now, they might still come in and try, but you can block it. Because, folks, there's no more comfortable night of rest that you will get than on a helix sleep mattress. Now, we've been talking about them for months. They have many unique mattresses. Luxury models, big and tall sleeper mattress. That's another way of saying you're a freak of nature, and you're either too big or too fat or too long for normal mattresses that they sell to normal people, but they're going to cater to you too.

And they got a mattress made just for kids. But the problem is, if you expect your kid to grow very, very much, they might outgrow that kid's mattress. So I suggest what you do is maybe you stack some stacks of books or boxes of cereal or something around the mattress in case the kid grows too long, so his feet are lopping over the end of the mattress just so they don't roll over in the middle of the night and fall out.

But here's a thing, you can put these mattresses on the roof, and the kids like it. They like it up on the roof. No, they don't, and you can't do that way you can, but you shouldn't do that. Don't put the mattress on the roof. They can watch the stars. They can learn astronomy.

They can do that just on the lawn. Just lay on the front lawn and do that. No, no. They might get run over by the lawnmower. You don't want your kids just laying in or they might get shit on by the dog. At night? In the middle of the night? Does your dog shit at night?

Does the lawnmower run in the middle of the night while I'm watching the stars? You know what? The guy that lived next door to me used to have headlights on his riding mower and he would be out there at 10 o'clock at night. Oh, no. It was cool. Mowing the dagum yard. So don't put your kids on the helix mattress in the yard where the dog will poop on them

or the lawnmower will run over them. Put the mattress up on the roof. Put the little rug rats up there. And they'll learn about the constellations. And folks, again... Put it in their room on their bed frame and let them sleep on it. You let your kids have a bed frame? That's an unnecessary expense.

They don't appreciate it. kids don't know from furniture. Cardboard is good enough for them. Anyway, folks also the Helix mattress, they got models with memory foam layers to provide optimal pressure relief if you sleep on your side.

And they've also got a special model. If you sleep on your stomach, you can attach a breathing tube and it comes out the other side and that way you can sleep on your stomach without suffocating. But be careful that nobody sticks that breathing tube up their ass or elsewise it'll wake you up with a start.

They don't offer that, unfortunately. There are also models with a more responsive foam to cradle your body for essential support in stomach and back sleeping positions. You'll be cradled. You'll be jackknifed and schoolboyed. You'll be rolled up with an O'Connor roll-up, all due to these incredible artificial intelligence mattresses that detect these things before you even know they're happening. and if your spine needs some extra TLC

every helix mattress has a hybrid design combining individually wrapped steel coils in the base with premium foam layers on top so you just take one of those steel coils and wrap it around your hand and if a robber or a burglar or second story man comes in pop them with those steel coils put them back in the mattress the referee will never see it folks right now the helix mattresses that you got to sleep on that you can't sleep on anything else that

i forbid you to sleep on anything else that come with a 10 or 15 year warranty depending on the model and have an incredible hundred night risk-free trial they all come directly from helix sleep dot com h e l i x sleep dot com and right now now, Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners only. Nobody else need apply. Listen to us. Get a deal on a mattress. That's the way it works. Go to helixleep.com slash JCE, up to 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Their best offer yet. And they support military first responders, teachers, and students, as well as the merchant marine and the Salvation Army.

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We just assumed that he had left, but folks, as we've said before, where's the rest of them? Well, we hadn't found that yet. It may have been the rats took him. See? Rats. Well, you know, they go up and down in the walls. So you see, folks, the thing is the internet service providers are putting spies in your

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with a brick in my hand and take care of this whole thing. Well, no, you can't because they're everywhere. You knock one of them out with a brick, two more spring up inside your den wall to take their place. That's not exactly how it works. Well, you can't deny that they're everywhere. I could deny that you shouldn't hit people with bricks. Well, only if they're in your walls. How are you going to get to them with the brick if they're in the wall?

Bust a hole, there is not one statute in American jurisprudence today that says specifically that you cannot hit a person in the head with a brick if they are in the wall. of your home. Find it. I dare you. I'm not ready to research that. What do I even look for? Well, you look for brick hitting laws. I mean, I'm just a small town bird lawyer, but I can tell you that it's never been illegal to protect your life and property if somebody's in your wall by hitting them in a head with a brick. Now, Creek, Creek Stone, that was the case of Monroe versus Snavitz in 1997. A piece of Creekstone was invited. They haven't ruled on that yet, but bricks are

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I don't even know what that means. Well, you don't know what spoof your location means. That means that you can make fun of your hometown. I would never make fun of Last Manor, ever. Well, you know, that's not your hometown. That's your home place. Like Aunt Lola would say, the old home place. always want to make fun of your hometown. And ExpressVPN will let you spoof your location.

Every time you tell it where you are, it will give you a free joke about your particular town, whether it be Cleveland, Oshkosh. That can't be how that works. That cannot be how that works. It says right here you can spoof your location so you can have access to content available outside your region. I guess that means you can spoof your, you could pretend that, I don't understand any of it, but I looked up brick hitting laws. Someone posted something, a man threatened to smash my head in with a brick. I was about 20 feet from him, and I pulled my shirt up to inform him

I am carrying, and I will use it if he acts on his words. Is this illegal in Pennsylvania? And the questions have come in. Did he actually have a brick in his hand, or was it just words? Let me go down a little further. If you believe you were in imminent danger of being killed, I guess this is more about the guns than the bricks. This is a ripoff.

Yeah, it's more about the gun than the brick. Well, the thing is, you never throw rocks at a man carrying a machine gun, but in this case, he should have thrown the brick quicker before the guy while he was busy pulling his shirt up and his hands were full. He could have beamed him in the head with the brick and then taken the gun and then shot the guy. Because this is America. You ought to have an equal right to shoot people whether or not they are carrying bricks. What?

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And what about, and let me ask you. you this, what is better? Excedrin or bufferin? For a headache? Yeah, because the bufferin's giving me a headache, but the Xedron takes it away. I would go with the Exedron. Bufferin used to be the best. What happened? Started giving me a headache. ExpressVPN, you remember that buffering? Do they even sell that anymore? Bufferin? It was buffered aspirin. It was buffered aspirin. Buffered used to be a good thing. Now it's a bad thing. Remember the A,

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killing the business to find out, yeah, you do all this shit for a little while and people just get sick of it, you can't do anything more because there's nothing left and then it just floats away and is over there in the corner. And that's what happened to the wrestling business because he tried to make it the Jerry Springer show because the fucking moron has an IQ of a fucking demented rabbit

and the attention span of a flea and no concept of what the future, how the future would be impacted about what he was doing at the fucking time. and he was let loose for a year and a half by a fucking megalomaniacal millionaire that was losing a fight for the first time in his life and didn't know how to handle it. And we got Jerry Springer. So rest in peace, Jerry Springer.

So rest in peace, Jerry. As a matter of fact, where's your goddamn grave? What? You might, he might just have to stand in for old shit stain for the next 10 years or so, depending on how long he lasts. I might have to go pollinate, urinate and fornicate on old Jerry's grave

a little bit. All right. For heaven's sake. Well, to each the room. Yes. Not a good time to be named Jerry the dropping like flies. Hope Jerry Mathers is all right.

Well, he's the beaver. It's the last one standing. If you think he's standing up? All right. He could be sitting down. He could be laying down. I wish Helix was a sponsor. I'll tell you this, though.

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That's the season before summer. You know what happens in summertime? Beaver hunting. Well, things get hot and sweaty. Ah. Especially beavers. And if you expect to hunt and find and catch and capture any of those beavers,

gentlemen out there, you need to make sure that you are groomed sufficiently. Because you know what happens when it gets hot? In the summertime, you get sweaty. The sun's out all the time. Imagine a compost pile sitting in the hot sun. Watching every pretty panties. Anyway, no, I'm sorry, I'm doing Jeff Rottel now. Sitting in the hot sun, there's a compost pile.

And everything in that thing is just going to start to stink. and then it's going to start to sprout. Do you want mushrooms growing underneath your balls, Brian last? Certainly not. Well, nobody else does either, except if you're a vegetarian and then that's up to you. But this year, it's going to be hot summer. So you need to plan ahead,

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I'll tell you one thing, you don't have any hair on your legs if you don't leave this all in. She probably needs to get that hair off those legs. Because she is all woman. Had a yard wide. I don't know how to save this, but manscaped. talking of manscaping. You could have said easily, you know what, no matter what else Ike did, if he had just

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signed up. Hey, what did you think, we didn't even mention it during the Ricky Stark's interview, then bringing up the whole Pillars thing. Well, yeah, because he didn't want to be a pillar. You know, he's going to hold the place up all by himself. I think he needs to be the post. You brought up Mike Moraldo earlier, better known as Ace Darling. Do you think he should have gotten a bigger chance on the main stage?

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when that's the exact thing Mr. Self-awareness did. So that's ridiculous. Ridiculous. Can't rewrite history, Dave. We're going to correct it. More people will hear this that will see what you write on your message board that you charge people to enter to write whatever they want. Well, you know, part of it, Brian, unfortunately, it's... I hate to say it, but it's the voices in Dave's head. because 30 years ago, they were friendly voices,

and they helped him write his newsletter. They kept him awake at night. Come on, Dave, you're almost finished. Keep going. They were positive voices, but now they're negative voices. And the moral to that story is... Yeah, where are you going with this? Well, the moral of that story is you've got to have the right kind of voices in your head.

You should pick the voices. See, Dave's voices just popped in there. He didn't really pick them. He didn't go through any interview period to hire the voices in his head. But you now, thanks to space age technology, ladies and gentlemen, you have the power to pick what voices are going into your heads and what they say, courtesy of the Racon everyday wireless earbuds. And that's what you, they don't even have any wires to them, hence the name wireless.

Why didn't you have to throw that in? Everyone knows that. Well, it's a selling point. They don't have any white. Now, one thing is, I used to keep track of mine

by just grabbing them by the wires. And you can't do that with the wireless ones, but... It's also bad for wired headphones to do that. Well, that's true.

And especially it's bad for your ears because sometimes they'd be stuck and, you know, you'd yank out, and here'd come a whole big thing. A big of round is my fucking small fingernail of earwax. But nevertheless.

Oh. So the. Racon wireless earbuds which have no wires. So you can't even see them when they're when they're in your head. And other people will think that what? What do you say? What you know? The most ridiculous thing is.

No, normal. Just stop it. The wireless earbuds that in fact have no wires. People won't see them when they're in your head. No, what the thing is is when you put the stuff with the wires and the stems and the sticks and the antenna, you look like my favorite Martian, and you've got these things, and everybody can see them because they're hanging out of your ears with things attached to them. Well, the wireless earbuds from Raycon, you stick them in your head, and people won't even

notice them. Well, you'll be sitting there rocking out to stairway from heaven or stairway to heaven. Stairway from heaven. Stairway from heaven. See, that was the next album they came back. Tyshire an escalator. It was an escalator. But you'll be rocking out to stairway to heaven,

and somebody will come up next to you and say, hey, that's a pretty fine ass you got there, pal. And you'll ignore them because you won't hear them. And then they'll punch you in the face for turning down their fucking fresh talk. That's, but see, they won't know that you got... They won't know, they're fresh. They won't know you got earbuds in your head because they're wireless. And that's the thing that we need to do.

we need to talk about the Raycon's Let's do that That's a great idea Raycon everyday wireless earbuds They've got a 32 hour battery life Including eight hours of playtime What the fuck would they do for the other 24 hours Then if they weren't playing

I'm not sure how that's phrased But you can listen to what you want When you wanted for a really long time Over and over Don't worry about your batteries Peter and out in the 11th minute of Innegada-Davita, because they got you covered. They've got the customized gel tips for the most comfortable in-ear fit.

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ECMO. Well, he was the off brand. It was like Rolex and Bolex. See, it was a slight difference, but came much cheaper, but the thing is you just say, hey, come out. And the everyday earbuds just fly out of your fucking ears right into your hands. They don't do that.

Let's not mislead people until they have tracking devices that you just, well, you have to have a small tracking device implanted in the palm of your hand for that feature to work. You don't have. But that's a medical procedure that will require some recuperation time. There is no feature. There will be no procedure. There is no tracking beacon in your hands. or anywhere else.

They start at half the price of the other premium audio brands, but they sound just as good. So right there, you're saving half the money. Yeah. Who wants to pay twice as much for the same thing? That's almost like paying half as much for a quarter of the same thing. Do they take stock? They may take stock instead of, we're not sure.

If you go to buy Raycon, B-U-Y-R-A-Y-C-O-N.com, they'll tell you whether they take stock in trade for these or not. But they're so cheap and inexpensive. say, well, I shouldn't say cheap. They're inexpensive. They're cheap to own, but they're high-quality merchandise, because they come with a 30-day happiness guarantee. The first 30 days that you have these things, if you don't take them out of your ears,

you'll be happy for the entire 30 days, except when you're asleep, and then you won't be able to tell. But that's a 30-day happiness guarantee, so you can't lose anything, and... What? What? I don't know. I don't know. Well, I come back later with it.

Also, the earbud tap functions allow you to toggle between the three customizable sound profiles, noise isolation, and awareness mode. You've always wanted to be isolated from noise. You hit the toggle thing, and you won't be able to hear a thing. It'll make you completely deaf. Dave could use awareness mode. Dave could use the awareness mode. You hit that little toggle and say,

suddenly you know how much of a dipshit you are coming off to other people. And then also the toggle, you know a lot of the, the young people like to toggle. That's that dance where they bend over and kind of shake their butt up and down, the toggle. What? That's not the toggle. Isn't that the toggle? The twerk? Well, I don't know who does it.

Could be twerking. Could be other people that do it, but they toggle. I don't even know. I don't even know where to go or what to say. Well, where will you go right now is to buy raithon.com slash jCE because you can listen to this program on your everyday earbuds or other programs, not just ours, although we're trying to bribe somebody right now where they eliminate all of that. You know what? My dad, he was older when I was born. He was already, let's see, he was 47 years old when I was born.

So he didn't like the Beatles. And he was not a rock and roll fan. When I was a little bitty kid six years old and I wanted to listen to wacky radio in the car, he told me that he had had the wire in the radio take cut loose that connected us to wacky radio so we couldn't get that particular radio station because he didn't want to listen to the rock and roll. That reminds me, I'm reading the Hornbaker Rick Flair biography. Flair's dad did a speech speaking out against comic books? Yes.

Yes. He was an anti-comic crusader in the 50s. All these older guys hated the fun. They hated the fun. But now you with the everyday earbuds from Raycon, you don't have to worry about missing any of those radio stations. You can listen to your favorite AM Top 40 station on an everyday earbud or even both of them.

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at buy raycon.com. And with all of these features, you can now be in control of the voices inside your head. You know what the worst thing that Raycon is? Every time I get one, one of my kids steal it. Well, and see, and this is another thing that Raycon is doing, it's contributing

to juvenile delinquency across America. That's not what I was saying, and that's not what Raycon is doing. What they're doing is supplying great earbuds without wires to the wonderful people out there, the populace that listens to this program. They're so sought after, everybody wants the Raycons that the kids are starting to steal them. And the child delinquency rates are through the roof. So you've got to buy. Don't say these things.

Well, you have to. You've got to do it as your civic duty. to take care of the children and lead them on the right path of honesty, every home in America has to have a set of Raycon everyday earbuds so that the kids won't have to steal them. So get busy. The children of America depend on you. You can save our next generation.

With Raycon. Keep them honest with Raycon. If everybody has them, you won't have to steal them. So one Raycon for everyone. That's your point. I think so and possibly two. It depends on how many people's in the house. Well, different colors, too. You may want to get them so you can color coordinate them. Any race of people.

No, I mean the earbuds are different colors. Not the people. Oh, they have different colors? Yes, they have different colors. Raycon! I like the flesh-colored ones. You can really hide those. All right, this is your show. An interesting season of Dark Side of the Ring. Is there one more episode, right? Marty Genetti? Marty Janetti, they're going out with a bang. Well, Jim, after Dark Side of the Ring this week, it may be difficult to watch that episode for anyone who hasn't seen it yet to have to hear all that, but maybe if you just want to get

the information, you can watch it with closed captioning on and listen to something else with your racons. Well, you know, that's true, because taking away the, one of the senses would make the people on this program more palatable. If you couldn't see the ugliness of Uncle Dave or the treachery of Rousseau or the smarminess of off if you couldn't see them or if you couldn't hear him if you were looking at them but you couldn't hear them maybe that would be even better because the voices are so grating that's what I was saying yeah well I'm just saying I'm mulling it over in my head see I'm just saying in one

way or another just either don't look at them or don't listen to them I didn't say anything by taking away the listener's sight I said let's divert the hearings somewhere else some people may have wanted to gouge their eyeballs out of their head while this program was on and and you can't deny those people their opportunity. But it'd probably be less painful. If you just stuck something in your ears, I'm not even talking about a screwdriver or a railroad spike. I'm talking about the everyday wireless earbuds from Racon.

Because everybody knows they don't have any wires. We established that on the last commercial we did for them. That way you don't walk around looking like a fucking Martian or a robot or somebody with wires hanging out of your ears. Does that just make you look like? like an idiot. Well, no many people

have had wired earbuds and probably still do, but Raycon's a step up. That's right. You need to step up or else why is you going to get knocked out?

Because you know, that's it when somebody's walking down the street matter with you. I'm trying to step up. I'm sorry. Step up or get knocked out. If you're walking down the street

with those strings hanging out of your head, you look like an idiot. And somebody ought to come up and snatch those strings and punch you right in a face. What you need to do you need to surreptitiously stick these wireless earbuds

in your ears, nobody's even going to know that they're there. And then you can be popping out to some lead zeppelin, or maybe some skinnered, and somebody can come up to you on the street and say something to you, and you don't say anything, you don't even acknowledge they're there because you're listening to your own

soundtrack in your head. And they'll say something else, and you'll ignore them, and then they'll punch you in a fucking face for being rude and ignoring them. But at least you'll be hearing good quality music. and you'll be happy right up until the moment of impact. And don't forget, actually, let's take that back. You do not have to worry about getting punched in the face because there's awareness mode,

so you'll be aware of who's around you. And, of course, you may be enjoying the wonderful tunes or sounds that you get on your Racon earbuds, but you'll be aware enough to prevent strangers from punching you in the face. Not unless you've used the earbud tap function to toggle onto the awareness mode. If you're not aware enough to become aware and know you need to be aware, then you'll be unaware. Well, that's why we're letting everyone know. And boom, it'll just happen.

That's what we're letting everyone know. This is like a public service announcement for all Racon users. Well, we can't wet nurse these people and just lead them through it by the fucking ear. You're going to have to toggle your own awareness mode if you want to avoid getting punched in the face if you wear Racon wireless earbuds. But you should wear them. Hyperbolicly, metaphorically, you do not have to worry about the risk of being punched in the face just because you're wearing the wonderful Racon earbuds.

But only if you ignore people because you don't toggle the awareness mode. It could just be, because you're aware. It could just be your rude. It has nothing to do a Raycon. Sometimes they sneak up on you. The rude people? Yes. So you need to fucking be aware.

And I'll tell you right now, also, you can stay calm with these things. You put in like some of the nice white noise or you put in the classical music and you meditate. or if you want to exercise, you put in the upbeat music to pump you up and then you can go out there and pump the iron or you can put in the rock and roll and if you go out in a field and you find some of those mushrooms

that grow in the middle of cow pies and chew a bunch of them, you'll hear colors and you'll take a vacation in your head because in the summertime is here, it's vacation time. That's what they're saying on this copy. And you need to get in a vacation state

mind. Well, let's just specify. You put in the wireless earbuds, you listen to some rock and roll music and eat some mushrooms grown and couch shit. No, that's not in the copy. That's not of the copy. And you'll take your own vacation. You don't have to go anywhere.

Raycon is for responsible adults. And responsible adults can do their thing. Covered mushrooms. Well, hold on now. There's nothing. Raycon does not endorse mushrooms. Racon has nothing to do with mushrooms other than you may

potentially ingest them and have the Raycon of your buds in your ear. But they're too separate things. And that's totally up to you. It's not their responsibility. That's right. It's not in the copy either. Let's just specify that. They did not write any of that. None of this is in the copy, but they do have a 32-hour battery life, eight hours of playtime. I get, you can even, can you plug other small household appliances into these earbuds and power them as well? I don't believe so, no. But you don't have to worry about power outages

because they got batteries. So if you get hit by lightning and your electricity goes out, things, the battery power will come right up and your corpse will still be playing good quality music or wonderful podcasts when they find you and scoop you up. There is no guarantee that these will continue working after the user is hit by lightning if the earbuds are in the user's ear. But do you think that anybody's going to care at that point? They're going to say, well, we lost fucking Frank, but goddamn, I'm going to get a refund on those racons.

I'm pretty sure the family would care about the electrocuted dead. family member. Well, yeah, but you're talking about, you know, not being able to guarantee that these things will withstand a direct hit by lightning if they're in your ears. I would think if that happens, you've got other things to worry about than fucking bothering the Racon people about goddamn getting a refund.

Well, speaking other things to worry about, I don't know why we're worrying about any of this, we should be worrying about the wonderful music and, of course, podcasts, all sorts of things you can listen to with Racon earbuds in your ears. They're worth it, they're great, very popular here in the house. You can make phone calls and listen to them on these things also from what I understand. That's right.

Ken, what happens if you, if your phone is out of order? Like mine was. If your phone is out of order like mine was a few weeks ago, then do you get the same tone that I got when I tried to get a dial tone? Do you get the, ah? Oh, I don't know if Raycon's connecting with landlines. I believe it would be through Bluetooth connection with most cellular telephones. Well, even, whether you have blue teeth folks or whether you have green teeth,

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You want to get ladiescape. But I'll tell you what, Brian, here on this program, my program, and I am going to tell you about one of my new friends. I've got, I've got royalty, Brian, royalty for a new friend of mine. Have you heard of the draft kings? They're kings of draft. I mean, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're royalty. At first, actually, I thought that it was a brewery, but then I was informed that no,

Draft Kings is a sports book. It's fantasy sports. It's the official sports betting partner of the National Football League. And if you're official, then you know you got something going for you. And right now, Draft Kings has just come on board here on the program to spread around a lot of money. Apparently, they got a lot of money because they're they're giving away Brian $200 if you give them $5

now I don't know how they stay in business doing this but it's an amazing opportunity that I wanted to bring to all of the members of the CULT of Cornette say that again what do they do if you give them $5

they're going to give you $200 really that's exactly what it says right here because they've sent me their brochure you know, I talked to the head king over there and he sent me the brochure. And apparently, you know, I'm not much on the football. But apparently NFL season is right around the corner.

Have you heard about this? I heard about this, yes. They're doing it again this year. Apparently it did well last year. And they're going to do it again this year. The National Football League is having a season. And apparently, from what I'm told, once they start this shit, it goes on and on.

It's practically nonstop. There's football all over the fucking place. Well, it's going to stop. It'll stop by February. Well, but it's nonstop until it stops. That's right. Because once they start, they jump in with both feet. Until the break of dawn.

They're not just, the beat don't stop. They're not just dipping their toe into water on this national football league season thing. Once they start playing games, they just start playing games all over the place. Almost every goddamn day, it seems like. It's not going to disappear off the map like that XFL garbage. Well, there you go. See, you heard about them and then they're gone and you don't know whether they're coming back. But in this case, the NFL, they're pretty serious about it.

And draft kings are their official sports betting partner. And right now, this is what I'm telling you, how you're going to make $195 here. Because right now, new customers can bet just $5. and get $200 in bonus bets instantly. So that's what's going to, and then all you have to do is bet correctly. Because after all, if you're going to put in $5, and they're going to give you $200,

then you got $205 on the game or games of your choice or the people or players of your particular preference, and all they got to do is go out there and do their job correctly, and you're rolling and dough you're farting through silk. Or maybe incorrectly, I guess you could bet against them. Well, if you think there's some kind of fuck-up, then I would encourage you to bet against them. Do they have fuck-ups in the NFL?

Oh, they practically invented the fuck-up in the NFL. Well, good, then bet against those son of a bitches, all of your $205. Because again, folks, that's it. Nobody's missing out on the action this season because all Draft King's customers can take advantage of two new offers every game day this September.

So if there's a day that there's a game in it, they're going to have two new offers in September. Wow. Back to school. Not only, well, there you go. It's fun for the whole family. Well, no, no, no, no. It's fun for adults. Let's be clear about this. It's fun for adults over the age of 21, I believe. Well, I thought you were an adult when you were 18. what does it say here i think there's different uh different methods on this in different states

it depends on what kind of county or whether you're in a commonwealth or a i'm receiving word right now it's a 21 plus age varies by jurisdiction okay well you've got that word in now from your headset that's right and then what if you're in a parish in louisiana that's different than a county there could be some catholicism involved but folks once again if you're a new customer you can bet $5 and get $200 in bonus bets instantly. If you're a regular customer and everybody should be, I think you should do this constantly every day of your life because you'll get rich, quick.

Moderation, ladies of gentlemen. Do everything in moderation as long as you binge on it. No. Every customer can take advantage of two new offers every game day this September. I don't know what they're offering. I don't know what their morals are. It may be fun. have an offer that you can't resist, but

they say life's more fun when you're in on the action. What kind of action are they going to give you? It depends on what they look like. But right now, and they, I mean, the people who work for draft kings, because they have to pass an appearance test. They have to be intractive before they can entangle you in their web of, you know, sex and sin. Again, not true. You just went completely off copy now.

But you can download the draft. King Sports. Yes, you can, ladies and gentlemen. You can download the Draft King Sportsbook with code JCE. App. Oh, app. App. You can download the Draft King's Sportsbook app before kickoff.

Yes. Do it before kickoff. Else was, there will be a penalty. They're going to kick us off. And there'll be a flag on the play. But right now, folks, what, how do you, there's, is there a website? I know. You download the Draft King's Sportsbook app,

preferably before kickoff as we say, and then you use the code JCE. This is how you get your money, folks. Use the code. That's what they've been waiting on, how to get their fucking money. You'll use the code JCE to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just $5 on any NFL bet,

only on drafts. Kraft King's sports book with Code JCE. Now, is that clear? Use the code JCE to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just $5 on any of NFL bet, but only on draft king's sports book with the code JCE where you've downloaded the app before the kickoff. That's what you need to know. That's right. The crown is yours.

Well, it depends on whether you want to wear it or not. I think you win the crown, even if you decide not to wear it. Oh, so they're going to send you money and a crown. No, it's a metaphorical crown. There's no actual crown they're going to send them in the mail. What if I've got a real head? I need a real crown. I don't have a metaphorical head. Well, if you close your eyes in your head, you could dream the fact that you are the crown winner. You don't need the crown to be the winner of the crown. I'd rather have the crown jewels

Now there's additional copy here This is in red and in capitals Are we supposed to Is this a disclaimer of some sort That we are allowed to You know I'm actually not even sure I think it's part of what they definitely want red yet Well it seems like because there's almost

There's everything around it flashing neon It's really Red capitals with asterix. And it's highlighted. Highlighted. Let me just buzz through this real briefly here. Folks, by the way, Draft King Sportsbook, download the app before the kickoff, use the code JCE $200 in bonus bets when you bet $5 on the NFL.

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Missouri. What are these people who boot hill doing coming back to get us? 21 plus age varies by jurisdiction. There's where we saw it. Void in Ontario. Void in Ontario. Most people are.

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football for eligibility terms and responsible gaming resources. Bonus bets expire seven days after issuance. Eligibility and deposit restrictions apply. Order before midnight tonight. No, it doesn't say that. Chicago, Illinois, 60609. No, it doesn't say that either. We would like to welcome draft kings.

Yes, we'd like to say hello and goodbye. No, we'd be going. No, we want to say hello and welcome aboard and we look forward to talking about your drafts and your kings much more in the future. Who are the kings involved in the draft? I didn't think you could get drafted if you were the king. If you're already the king of a country,

how could you be drafted to serve in the military? I wonder if there was like a ceiling fan company that had to fight them for the copyright. We're the draft kings. We've been the draft king since 1911 and our father built the first fan. No, no, because draft has a bad, connotation in terms of the wind business.

Right. Because you don't want a cold... A wind business. Well, if you're in the wind business, if you're in the air circulation industry, but we here in the business call it the wind business. But the air circulation industry, you don't want the cold drafty hallway. No, you want breeze. So they would be breeze fans because you'd want a cool breeze to cool breeze to cool you off

rather than a draft to make you sick. Well, you do want to... But now you don't want to be drafted in the armed services, but the draft kings... Yes. Well, what kind of draft are they? They're neither a bag of hot air nor the military service, unless these kings indeed became commissioned

because they served in the military of a particular country. And then, where is the draft kings located? They're in Boothill. Well, they have a sports book. was that's that's different than being in like king of prussia Pennsylvania where I mentioned that communist enclave so who are these

who are the who drafted these kings and how were they commissioned we need to find out more about the people we're doing business with well we will continue the investigation and talk to the NFL because they're the official sports betting partner of the NFL so they got they obviously did the vetting once again the code JCE on the draft Kig sportsbook app. And with that, we will see Draft King's next time

here on the show, but Jim, this is your show. Well, Gasmid, don't start fucking transitioning all over me. You know what that means, Jim? Yeah, it means somebody's beating on your hubcaps again. No, it's a commercial timeout. It's another commercial timeout, and of course, Tim Hornbaker, he said he may not do another biography,

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Well, he had the stairmaster. No, have it on his back on the stairmaster. Oh, he could tie the mattress to the stairmaster that was already on his back. No, the stairmaster's not on his back. I'm saying tie the mattress to his back and continue doing his stairmaster. or workout, but he would have the mattress on his back. He could just fall back off the stairmaster and land on it. Well, folks, it's a whole lot easier for you.

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What kind of month is that? Is that a month on the planet? Oh, is it a hundred nights? I'm sorry. I thought you said it was a month. I'm sorry. No wonder you're always running behind. No, that's three months and a little more last time I checked.

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Helix sleep. You can do that too. We're on the future. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know whether that was going to be the extent of it and I was going to have to explain to the people that we've time traveled again. and of course you have made your effects there from your phaser neutron board. Now, now we're in the future. We had to take a break because a plumber called,

and also you had to go get, you've been inoculated now against tetanus, diphtheria, hooping cough, and scarlet fever. So you got that going for you. And don't try to blame your drowsiness on the rest of the process. program on that shot, you know as good as well as I do that your drowsiness is coming from the boringness of this program. I'm ready for all kinds of action. Boy, that's what she said.

That's a line from the office. That's not being so don't report me. Me or the audience? Anybody out there? I don't know what's going on anymore. You know, that's what we were just saying moments ago in the past, which actually moments ago was the past. So I'm correct.

Moments ago in the past, we were talking about these insane wrestling angles and how we can't figure them out. And can somebody explain to who in the fuck should we trust? Who can we believe in? Who can we worship with our greedy little palms outstretched going, please, please save us my hero? Who? We don't understand this.

It's the same. Nobody can sell these angles because you can't understand them. And for heaven's sake, if you can't sell something, then it ain't no good to nobody. Because it's just going to sit there on the shelf. I don't care. Brian, if you make the absolute best, let's say, for example, you're going to design, because of all the goozling going on in the wrestling business these days, you're going to design a brand new goosele guard for pro wrestlers to wear around their neck in the locker room, right?

Yeah. So that way they can mouth off and run their pie holes all they want. And if somebody tries to goozle them, well, they're wearing a guard. So they're guzzle-proof. Well, the one I've designed is if someone goes for your throat, it automatically tases you. It's the Harley Race. Well, there you go. And they could have different models.

You could have the Harley Race. You could have the Gary Hart, where if they grab the goozle guard, a blade would come out instantly and stab them through the hand. you could have the Sean Michaels where you get goozled and all of a sudden you have a mirror image of yourself next to yourself. Well, either that or suddenly you could get goozled and your feet would be about six inches off the ground. But nevertheless, if you can't sell these products, folks, then it's just, it's a waste of a brilliant idea. And if you don't have a platform, you know, everybody can't have a bunch of feather bottoms like I do. so if you don't have a platform well you're just

you're just S-O-L as Mama Cornett used to say you're up shit Greek without a paddle and that's where the folks at Shopify come in because once again say you wanted to sell that Goosel Guard but you don't know where to get started

to get it out to the masses that's why you go to Shopify did I mention Shopify see they asked for that in parentheses you have a register over there well yeah I'm making money as we speak.

Ah, shit. In the glass breaking business. Watch out for Mr. Merkel, the blind man. But anyway, you know, get your business a game-changing pickup by choosing the commerce platform with the internet's best converting checkout. It converts anything. You can S&H green stamps. It'll take them.

It'll convert it into currency. I don't think that's what that means. Well, whatever it means they do it. Shopify is the commerce platform revolutionizing millions of businesses worldwide, whether you're a garbage entrepreneur or a garage entrepreneur, I'm sorry. Garbage, the type is small. A garage entrepreneur, let's say you're selling garages or you're IPO ready. Or like cousin Rob, maybe you're not ready for an IPO.

Shopify is the only tool that you need to start, run and grow your business without the struggle. You don't want a struggle, folks. You don't want a heaviness on you on your chest every morning when you wake up in the bed. And the first thing when you open your eyes, you're worrying about your business and it's a heaviness on you and you go, hi, heaviness. You don't want that. Because Shopify puts you in control of every sales channel, every tributary, every stream. Whether you're selling satin sheets or seashells on the seashore, they've got an in-person POS system, as a matter of these people at Shopify are dedicated. They have an in-person system where if you order something through their platform,

they will have somebody go to your house in person and check out and make sure you're not a piece of shit before they give you the in-person POS system. That's a wonderful idea, but that is not what they offer. And you have no fears or no concerns or no, you don't have to expect people from Shopify showing up at your home. Well, if you're a piece of shit, it's a way. when you ought to be worried, nobody else should be worried. They avoid the pieces of shit. You've got to be vetted to go through this process.

There's money changing hands. What kind of vetting process is this? To make sure you're not a piece of shit. No, I got that. So kind of deadbeat doesn't pay their bills. What the fuck? These people at Shopify, they're protecting your business. What does the vetting process consist of?

They come here and they make sure that you're not rude, crude, vulgar. or some other other kind of piece of shit that's not going to pay up. And then they've got an all-in-one e-commerce platform. That's where everything goes into one. So you're covered. And what? I'm telling you, they've got it. And once you've reached your audience, Shopify, what are you laughing at?

Has the Internet's best converting checkout? There it comes up again. Yes, it does. I'm telling you, you can use it. you can bring in beans from the garden. They will weigh them and figure out the current going fate. It's not how it works. And that way, you know, everybody's not how it works.

That's not how the converting process works. Shopify powers 10% of all e-commerce in the United States. And if they didn't have to come check on you individually, they could probably have time to do more. They don't check on anyone individually. Again, you don't have to worry about anyone showing up to check on you and measure if you're a piece of shit or not. Well, they're a global force powering millions of entrepreneurs of every size across over 170 countries, so don't get on their bad side, because they got a lot of people. A global force?

What are they? Jeff Jarrett? They're a global force Shopify platform. A global force platform, GFP. Do they sell bullshit gold on Jeff Jarrett? No, they have a six-sided platform. It's a six-sided platform where you get all six-sides of their platforms. platform to stand on and hawk your merchandise.

Jeff had a six-sided ring. You see it all still ties together. Global force. And they have award-winning help there to support your success every step of the way over at Shopify. So let's say you call up Shopify and you say, help. They got somebody to do that for you. For it to be award-winning help. What kind of awards do they get out every year at the annual? They saved a baby from a burning building. There was that. and then they got the good community service award for cleaning up that, you know, that dagham messy park area and building things that the kids could play on. They have help for a lot of people.

The winner of most courteous hang-up is Judy. Yes, and when these people blow you off, they do it in a courteous and very sympathetic manner. They don't just say, fuck you and hang up on you. They say, I'm sorry, I don't speak English and hang up, so you can't be mad. But I'll tell you what, right now you can sign up for a $1 a month trial period, a dollar a month to trial this for a period. At shopify.com slash JCE. Now, the JCE is in lowercase, apparently, because they have all lowercase following that

in capital letters, which kind of looks odd when you say all lowercase, but it's capital letters. It just, it almost threw me off. But a $1 a month trial period at Shopify.com slash JCE, all lowercase. All lowercase. And you can take your business to the next level today. All you got to do is go to shopify.com slash JCE for the $1 a month trial period. I'm looking. I don't know what that period is. So get in and get out why you can. Open up one of these fly-by-night operations and it won't cost you anything. You'll be in and out in 30 days. Nope, Shopify only deals with reputable businesses and they help reputable businesses grow their reputable revenue streams and you have nothing to worry about and if you are a piece of shit or a scumbag or a dirty businessman,

stay away from Shopify and they're going to stay away from you and they're going to help all the good listeners out there. What's the promo code, Jim? That is JCE all. That is JCE. All- lowercase. Yeah, but stay away if you're some kind of crook from Wyoming or somewhere or Bolivia. But you know what? Right now, I'm thinking Shad Khan has to be seeing these numbers and hear it about these accusations and firings and gooslings being thrown about and bandied about and thinking, I need a drink. You're talking about the Jaguars or AWW? Well, either one. Whether it's the football or the wrestling, something is going to drive him to drink, probably his chauffeur in his limousine. But if Shad Khan's drinking, all the rest of us need to be drinking too. And folks, what?

We don't know that he's drinking. We got to make sure we stipulate that. We don't know anything about his personal habits. I don't think a human being can't live without drinking some type of liquid for sustenance. So he's drinking. We know he's drinking. Question is, what's he drinking? I'll tell you what he ought to be drinking. Fine wines from first leaf. That's what he ought to be drinking. Because it, you know, the summer is almost over, but now we're going to be doing the barbecues in the fall and the family vacations and camping trips and things like that. If you're going to be around your family, you need some wine, folks. And I'll tell you what, we got our box of first leave. Estace, of course, is the resident wine

expert. She picked everything out. And I got to tell you, by the time she finished picking out this whole case of wine and then drinking them one after the other. She was up on the roof in a ballet skirt doing a pirouette with Harley Quinn on her head. You will love the wines. What, what now? You will love the wines in a responsible and traditional manner. Now, I have not heard any other tales of this, so I think this may be a hyperbolic tail. There were no dances on the roof. No, she wasn't wearing the hyperbolic tail. We got that for the Halloween costume. But to get started with first leave, folks, because it's a monthly wine-type delivery of things. And to get started, all you've got to do is answer some quick questions about your likes and dislikes right on their website.

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That's not the way it happens. Wherever your mailbox be, that's where you will find the nice box with all this custom. The wine is fantastic. My mailbox is on the street, but they brought my box of wine all the way to the house because you don't want to leave a box of wine sitting on the street. It'll go bad. So they'll bring it right to you. They'll bring it to your house.

They're not going to just walk around your house and bring it to a window that you're waiting at. Well, why not if you're waving out the window going, hey, bring it over here. They can just hand it right through to you. I guess technically if you're there waving, you stick it out of the window, hey, I'm over here. They could just get it in a box that way, but. It might be, that way, I'm saving them a little bit of it. a walk all the way to the front door when there's a perfectly good window anyway folks they're

delivered to you so you can kick back and enjoy bottles that you'll love all summer long as a matter fact you'll love the wine inside them as well as the collector's bottles and they're all priced lower than what you'd pay at a wine store otherwise known as a liquor store plus every selection is backed by first leaf's 100% satisfaction guarantee which is that you you'll be 100% satisfied. Satisfied. They guarantee that. That's right.

That's pretty much it, right there. That's it. There's nothing you can do about it if you're not. Try to fucking complain with these people and see how far you get, but you won't be complaining because you're going to be drunk off your ass with this life. You're going to be happy. You're going to be happy. You're going to be happy and peppy and bursting with love.

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We've been trying them all show, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, yes, that's the problem here. We will see what happens and, you know, good luck to everyone and top dollar, of course, and whether you're talking dollars. I think you'll land on his feet just like he does when he tries to dive over the top rope. Well, whether you're talking about a top dollar or dollars and cents, we could talk about coins. That's a transition.

Had that work. And of course, gold and silver coins. And I, in fact, have something here on my desk, and I believe you do as well, Jim. That is the cue for Jim Cornett, the popular wrestling personality to comment and say something. I couldn't find the button leaning over to shut up.

Stop it now. Because we're talking about the gold here, Brian. is what we're done, the gold and the silver. Because silver, you know what silver is, it's just gold's little brother. Because people will take gold and silver. I've got one right here also. You hear me slam this down on the desk? This is a gold coin.

And people will take gold and silver in times of crisis, in times of turmoil, in times of trouble. Let's say the zombie apocalypse happens. Let's say there's another, not just a pandemic, but a world. wide plague and things collapse and people are beating each other over the heads in the streets for a head of cabbage. It's got a spot a mold on it. Or let's say Trump gets elected again. Whatever the cataclysm, precious metals, fill feet of lucre, gold and silver are the way to go. Platinum too fancy. Most people don't have a personal relationship with platinum. And it just doesn't look like it's that valuable because it's a fucking light. So, you want something you can slap down

on the bar of a post-apocalyptic saloon and say, give me a drink of that non-nuclear waste rot gut. What are you talking about? I'm talking about gold and silver coins. The kind that you get from nationwide coins, they sell government gold at cost. What government do you ask? It doesn't matter what government. Well, no it matters. Don't say it doesn't matter. With their art, it's, you it's gold? Are you defying and denying that this is gold? Then it doesn't matter because when there are no governments, when people are literally foraging for fucking root vegetables in wastelands that have been burnt by napalm, gold and silver are still going to be worth something. And you're going to be able to take that. And as we've mentioned,

you're not even going to be able to just buy stuff with it to feed you and your family as you roam across the fucking plains looking for shelter, but also because it's heavy, you'll be able to, with your bag of gold or silver coins, beat robbers over the head with it. And that's why you go to nationwide coins, because things are uncertain these days. You know, you go to experts for every other thing, for your health, you go to doctors, for your car, you go to a mechanic. Well, to go to gold and silver, you go to nationwide coins. And, you go to gold. And, you go to gold. And, you go to gold. And, And all of the new customers are going to get their first ounce of gold without any dealer markup whatsoever.

That way you take it and you stick it in that hole in the floor, where you've buried the old man's heart. You put the gold and silver coins beside it, and that way, if anything happens, you've got something to take care of you and your family. And from pre-1933 American rare coins to modern American and foreign coins, nationwide coins has a wide array of precious metal products

you can't oh you can you can buy or you can't it was it was glaring there nationwide coins has a wide array of precious metal products you can buy to pass down to your family for generations even if your family three or four generations down the road

grows fins and gills and has to live underwater because we poison the environment they'll take these gold to silver coins with them. And if you're not sure where to start, the nationwide coins has precious metal consultants on staff that you can call. That's right. Call and talk to them in words, verbal words out of your own chicken lips. And they will guide you to the right gold purchase for your unique situation. Let's say you're trying to, well, you're trying to bury some gold because when you escape from prison, you're going to need a steak to get started and get to Mexico.

Bad idea, bad anecdote to use. Anecdotally, I think that's a mistake. Anecdotally, well, they'll help you if you call them and ask them the right steps to take because they want to help you because that's why they're precious metal consultants. They consult you about precious metals. And right here, this coin is beautiful. It's a gold coin. Did you take it out of the case?

Because I'm not taking it out of the case. Okay. I wanted to make sure. I'm not doing it either. I'm keeping it in it. looks nice. I'm putting it in my hole in the floor in this case so that there's no chance it can be scratched up before I have to use it to bludgeon an intruder. But it's got the standing liberty. It's a replica kind of of the old United States gold coins, but it's a half ounce,

I believe it says right here, one half ounce fine gold. It's a $25 gold coin with the standing liberty. Of course, it's worth more than $25. But you know, the standing liberty on the front. It's Lady Liberty before the Statue of Liberty owned the copyright. Yes, yes, because she's saluting, and she's got a little hitching her get along there. One of her feet's kicking up. I think she's marching. What does she have, a tree branch?

I don't know. I haven't got the goddamn, I haven't got my glasses with me. It's really nice. It's like, it could be a bouquet of flowers. Oh, my God, it shines because it's gold. And you know what shines better than gold, gold? That's right, Jim. And of course, it's little brother silver.

Yes, and a golden girl knows when he kissed her. It's the kiss of death from Mr. Goldfinger. Wah, wah, wow. Anyway, they're one of the nation's leading precious metal firms with over 100 years of combined experience in the precious metals industry. They have two old men and one of the guy's nephews, 40 years, 42 years, and 18 years, respectively. That is not the way it works, but they do have the right people.

And their team is here to help you make the right decisions with your gold and silver needs. Thousands of satisfied customers, they got an A-plus Better Business Bureau rate. I didn't even know they gave A-pluses. I didn't know a business could be so fine and so upstanding that the Better Business Bureau would say, well, you get an A-plus. Ain't nothing going to top that. Look at this coin. It's beautiful.

Well, it is a nice coin, but my gosh, A-plus, that's it. You know what? They bring it to you and they breathe on it and they shine it right up on their shirt before they hand it to you. They do nothing of the sword. They do nothing of the sword. This coin that I have here in my hand from Nationwide Coin is in a very nice case. It looks very, I mean, it looks nice. I'm not opening it.

With a black border, not a plastic, that sounds cheap, but one of these Lusite type of cases where it's a display case. You don't get fingerprints on it. There's only one set of teeth marks on this coin. There are no teeth marks on any of these coins. Well, no, as soon as you get a. gold coin, you have to fucking bite it to make sure it's real. Have you ever seen a Western movie? That is not recommended by anyone's dentist, but what this coin does have is amazing detail

on the face of this eagle. If I twist it into the light a little bit, I see every little feather. I was about to say hair, every little feather on this feathered friend's head, and you can get your own feathered friend from nationwide. Yes, and the eye is twinkling at me once I flip it around in the light. They got a 4.6 out of 5 rating on trust pilot. So if you can't trust a pilot, who can you trust? And they offer free shipping and insurance on all the orders

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And once you've got enough of these gold coins, you can go out and get you some goils, goils, goils. All right, well, maybe you didn't want to spread cheer throughout the community, but one thing that would make the community more cheerful would be if everyone in the community had a box of awesome delivered right to them. Well, you know what? I did. You hear that?

What is that? That is my latest box of awesome. I waited to take this thing because I wanted to share this with you, Brian. You and I are real close. We're so close. Sometimes I'm coming out to the other side of you. We're good friends. We're good friends.

We're good friends. And I wanted to share this with you because good friends share good times with each other. And, you know, you give me a good time and then later on I'll give you a good time. Well, no. That's not the way it works, but I am curious. What did you get with your box of awesome here? Well, I'll open it up and I'll tell you because You have a box cutter or anything?

Well, I've already cut the top of it. Oh. But I didn't open everything else. But on the top of the box. So we're starting with a lie. That's what you're saying. Well, for what? I'm opening the box now.

I've cut it open, but I'm opening the flaps now. And I'm taking out the stuff that's still sealed in the interior boxes. Okay. And this is what's in my box of I got from the rustic bakery. and they are located in Petaluma, California, 94954, I'll have you know, rustic bakery.com. They have sent me a box of olive oil,

organic sourdough flatbread bites. And I have a feeling I'm not, and they're non-GMO verified and USDA organic. And I have a feeling I'm not going to get to eat these because of sourdough is involved, because of its relationship to the golden state of California. Stacey often appropriates these things for me, but this is, and it looks, they've got a picture of it. You're using the sourdough flatbread bites with this lovely looking creamy dip.

But the dip is not in the box. You've got to get your own dip. What were you talking about the relationship with people from California and sourdough? Sourdough. Sourdough bread's the biggest thing in San Francisco. What's the matter with you, boy? Ain't you got no book learning? The crime was the biggest thing.

San Francisco. No, it's sourdough bread and then crime. People keep robbing people's car to sell the sourdough bread? Yes, that's what they're breaking in for. It's the goddamn good. She used to work at Bodine's, the big sourdough place down there. Their dose of fucking sour, you'll be puckered for weeks. But anyway, from the rustic bakery in Petaluma, got the, and then here is something. I'll tell you, I'm having to lean over here to get in this box of awesome. Here is something. I got my own brown-nosing kit. right here. I'm so, wait a minute, I'm sorry, correction to scratch that.

It's a bourbon nosing kit. I misread it. I don't have my glasses on. But you know, Brian, your nose needs to be trained to find the nuances in bourbon. And we are, we're the kings, the overlords down here, the center of the market of the bourbon industry here in Kentucky.

So you got to nose your bourbon. And what this does, as a matter of fact he opened up this box and it's got a quote from Mark Twain who also went by the name Samuel Clemens from what I've heard well the other way around but yeah

well sometimes he went by it too much of anything is bad but too much good whiskey is barely enough that's what he said and so what you do here what they've got here you see on this kit is they've got the various

implements or ingredients that's in bourbon. You got your oak, you got your caramel, your cherry, your black pepper, your brown sugar, and you knows these,

oh, yeah, that smells like corn. You knows these things. So that you can identify, what are you talking about? Now, here's the thing of oak. See,

it's got chips of, see, that smells like oak. And that way you want to do this. It's not fair that you're doing is I want to do this too. Hold on. This one is black pepper here. Can't get to. That's going to me. All right. Well, you'll be sneezing all over these amazing products that are sent to you.

Well, wait a minute. Now, hold on. That's not all. This is, can you get all kinds of stuff in a box of awesome? That's why it's awesome. Let me put this down here by the side here. I feel like I'm Johnny Carson doing a bit on the desk. Now, there's a big box inside the box. Hold on. Open it, don't wrestle it. What do you do? Well, also, see, I can, I can nose my bourbon and get the nose for the bourbon while I'm eating the olive oil organic sourdough flatbread bites.

And then as I open this box here, and the flap comes, well, in there's some foam, it's very well wrapped. And it looks, it's a brick of styrofoam. Oh, and inside. side, son of a gun, two bourbon tasting glasses and a glass stirer. Hear that? You're going to break something. Can you stop? From Mazen Farine.

Mason Farine. I don't know if that's a person from France or a company. What are you farting? What is going over there? No, I've picked up the box. Picked up the box. It's got little places You put the straw or the stir

The glass stirer back in the thing And the tasting glasses And then you put the brick of styrofoam over the top of it And they won't get broken that way So I'm all fixed up For nosing out some bourbon And eating some crackers All right, well

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Box of Awesome, ladies and gentlemen. Code Drive. Code Drive. Check them out. We certainly like their products. Any final thoughts on Vince having the option, the ability to sell at any time? Yes, sell. Daddy said sell. Podcast 1 didn't want to give us that ability. We couldn't sell it any time.

What happens if he sells it to Stephanie? What happens then Stephanie has $3 billion? Then Stephanie has $3 billion, or Stephanie and some VC clown get $3 billion to give him for the stock? What if they were to say to Vince? You got to go, Vince. excited you for diddling a midget on Broadway. Okay. Hey, Stephanie, come here. Listen, I'm going to loan you $3 billion.

Buy my shares. Okay, here you go. Now she's running the fucking place. What a minimum she would get a seat on the board. If she had that many shares in the company, I would imagine. I would think she'd get a plush recliner on the board for that many shares. Well, you don't know. But we're somehow going to move on from here.

We're going to move on. You know what? The thing is, it's all. about the comfort of the seat. It is all about the comfort of the seat or in some cases the bed or the mattress on the bed and that's where our friends at Helix sleep come in. You see how quickly I did that Brian it was just like that. Wow. Because I'll have you know that the folks at Helix sleep create the finest quality sleep experiences that you will ever experienceify. Because I'm telling you everybody loves these. They have 20 unique mattresses. The award

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You go right to there. And then you take the quiz and you tell them how you like to sleep and what position and, you know, how much you weigh, take a caliper to, you know, give them your body fat index so they can build this thing out right. No, it's just the questions that need to be answered, not more information than is necessary. Well, they don't want to be rude and just intrude on your pretext. personal life. Just the top four sexual positions you plan to execute on this mattress will be fine, just so they know that the coils are in the right place. There will be no

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Yes.com slash JCE We have stopped here in the future because we had to pick it up so that we could go home, as they say, deliver you the news from Smackdown but I'll tell you, but Brian, did you get a good night's sleep last night? It was all right.

Well, I got a great night sleep last night. And not even because I watched some of the wrestling shows because, you know, the modern wrestling shows, they can put you to sleep or they can give you horrible nightmares. It's up in the air, but I know a way that everybody can sleep better. Have you noticed that I'm calmer lately? That I have less stress and anxiety.

Have you noticed that I'm feeling chipper, that I report less physical pain after physical activity or moving around? Have you noticed that I am more focused, Brian, that I have better concentration on the various programs we're doing? It's all because of the benefits. of CBD courtesy of our friends at CB Distillery.

It's all because of that, really. Well, you know, because we have distilleries here in Kentucky, but they're bourbon and a booze, and they put you to sleep sometimes before you even want to be, but it's not healthy for you. But the CBD from CB distillery, that's the healthy stuff.

Because it's all natural, it's healing plant, compounds and vital nutrients and it'll knock you out like Tyson when he's pissed off and you'll sleep like a baby you'll sleep the sleep of the angels what are you talking about what are you talking about what are you talking about you will certainly have a good night's sleep you will not feel like you're knocked out by Tyson well i'm saying it's it's like you're you're peacefully slumbering like that you know you used to see all those people he'd tap them and down they'd go or like Moxley, if he's got Felix in the ring with him and Felix takes him up over his shoulder and sits down and

boom, lights out, he's having a good night's sleep, but this is all natural. Let's look at it a different way. It won't be like... You don't need anybody to cooperate to do it to you. No, it won't be like getting hit by Tyson. You'll feel the way Tyson Smith sounds. Well, that's even more calm. Lilting and... Insomnambulistic. That's right. He'll put you to sleep. That Keniomegis is. a perpetual state of CBD bliss, I think. Yes.

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How can you beat that? It's like a sore dick or a busted drum. You can't beat it. All right. Well, I don't know about that ending there, but of course we remind you once again, CB Distillery, they support us, so you should support them. But it's your show. Because after all, what would we be without our supporters?

Keep all the various sags and things that we've got drooping up at a proper place. What's that code again, Jim? That code CBDistillery.com, code JCE 20% off. There you go. Well, there you go. Tony wanted to play with him. Tony's got his little toys for the next few years. And, well, the one thing yet, Nick, I didn't know Nick was such a badass. He kicked a shit out of two of the biggest men in the company the other night.

We'll talk about that in a minute, but don't get on his bad side just because he's 5'7 and 175 pounds. And it looks like he's never met a fucking muscle. He apparently is a badass. He was throwing him around. Just like a steel through that chair. I'll tell you what. You know what the problem is. What the problem is, Brian, the problem is we're watching the wrong show.

We need new shows to watch. We're seeing the same old thing from these repetitious one-trick ponies. We need a whole new world of entertainment opened up to us. That's what we need. I agree. I like where you going with this. Where are you going with this? Well, I'll tell you, I'm going to South Korea.

I'm going to watch Parasite. What? Because apparently it's on. It's available. there in South Korean the South Korean Netflix. It's a movie? Parasite? It's something

it's a Korean drama and that's why I'm studying Korean right now so I can watch it but folks if you want to watch anything from around the world there are no restrictions anymore because you know you know

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for you, fine, folks, because apparently I didn't realize how bad we were getting screwed. Brian, you know, we've talked about ExpressVPN is a good way to get the people out of your walls. Your Internet service providers are putting these spies in your house. We've gone over that. It's been documented.

It's been on all the news. But now I'm finding out, too, Here in the United States of America, we don't get access to hundreds, maybe even thousands of programs that are geographically blocked and they're only available in other countries. The office is on UK Netflix. Now, the office is also on my television, but it might be somebody else's office. Well, no, there's another office from the UK. The original version of the show was from the BBC. Oh, I didn't know what my office.

Moxley and Claudio had to do with this. I've never seen them on. Maybe they're on the UK version of the office. Well, if you had ExpressVPN that could fire up the UK Netflix, you'd be able to watch Moxley and Claudio on their office over there. Because ExpressVPN lets you control where you want sites to think that you're located. Let's say the kids are fighting about which show to watch. Well, the last thing you want is violence among children.

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and you go through that library and see what you want to watch and it's not just Netflix ExpressVPN works with any streaming service Hulu we just talked about their hoops the BBC I player YouTube you name it

and ExpressVPN is unlike the hundreds of other VPN out there, the ones with shoddy workmanship and poor customer service ExpressVPN is ridiculously fast there's never any buffering or any lagging or any drooping and there's no leaking

you can stream an HD with no problem whatsoever have you ever tried to stream an HD and your screen starts leaking Brian no I don't think that's the way it works I don't even know what you're talking about anymore well no ExpressVPN brings you all these programs in all these different places that you're not supposed to see and and some places you know there's age restrictions on some of these you have to be over 50 years

of age to watch this program or whatever you can get rid of all of that you can watch of any age any place anytime anywhere it's a free world out there and it works on all your devices phones, media consoles, smart TVs. What about the stupid ones? That'd be a tube TV. They don't really manufacture those anymore. Well, I've got several. But they don't manufacture them anymore.

Well, I've still got them. So as long as they exist, what difference does it make, how old they are? That's ageism, Brian. I didn't say anything about the age. Well, and you better not. Right now, folks, if you want to get out of, access to hundreds of new TV shows that you have never seen or you'd like to see again,

as well as going to countries that you've never seen before and possibly would like to visit, expressvpn.com can send you to hundreds of locations where you can watch anything. Sometimes these people don't even know they're being watched, which adds an element of voyeurism to it, and that's just exciting. No, that's not the way it works. You're going to be watching authorized programming just from another country and authorized websites just from another country

things you may not have access to but it won't be any sort of peeping Tom voyeuristic Well how do these people know you're watching them Who? What people? Do they get a memo? The people from these other countries

that we're going to be keeping an eye on through Express VPN. No, that's not how it works. You can watch program. If there's a program airing in India you'd have access to watching the show from India Yeah, but they might not know to spy on the people.

They might not know that somebody is watching them in Poughkeepsie. they might be prepared that people in India will know what they're up to but you know people all around the world you could drop in and spy on people like that you absolutely cannot spy on anyone with this and in general it's probably illegal to do any of these spying techniques that you would like to do however if you are in America and would like to access the WWE network from overseas this is a wonderful way to do that well you could do that too but just keep an eye out make sure they don't spot you because then they know you're watching right now

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and see exotic locations. No. And spy on people that, No, no, no, you will sit at home and you will go to your computer and you will watch programs and leave people alone because there's no way to use this and spy on people. That was the funny portion of the spot, but the reality of the spot is that you could use ExpressVPN and access wonderful programs like the Great British Spelling Bee or Sowing Bee, not Spelling Bee. Sowing Bee from England, you don't want to watch their spelling bee. You know that there's a lot of use in those words. There'd be a wrinkle thrown in there with all the U's in those words.

That's right. I just said that. Well, I was reiterating it. And who are you to tell people what to do? You will go to your computer and you will do this and that and the other thing. Who died and left you boss, as Mama Cornett used to say? No one died and I'm not trying to be the boss. I'm trying to help people on their ExpressVPN journey.

Well, be a little nicer. It suggests that if you would please go to your computer and please go to ExpressVPN.com slash JCE and you'll be so excited at the wonderful things that you'll find there and the ways that you could keep it on people against their will. ExpressVPN.com. No, no, no. Slash JCE. There will be no one you'll be watching against their will.

And of course, that's part of the phone. Who knows? They may like it. No one will like. Why else are they in front of the window with no clothes on? I don't understand how you think this works. You think there's just like random camera people, linked up to ExpressVPN?

Well, it says you're going to get access to a bunch of shows that you've never seen before. That... That are only available in other countries and not available here to you and me, us normal folks. That means professionally produced programs, not... It's not a show just to have some guy film someone on a balcony. Well, I've seen some cable access that would disagree. Well, this is not cable access, ladies and gentlemen. This is ExpressVPN.

Are you saying that ExpressVPN, you can't get access to cable? That's not what I'm saying. Well, then there you go. No, I do not go. There you don't go. I go where I go. But there's a difference between cable access and access to cable. What's the promo code again, Jim?

You got, what give me that again? You got to go north to go east? What? There's a difference. ExpressVPN. dot com slash jcee difference between access to cable and cable access there is there is

speaking of hospitals and people who need medical attention on the on the obverse side of things Brian last your slight allergic sniffles yesterday that you were sloughing off as nothing has apparently turned into a full-blown case of what is that, SARS or RSV or whatever. Apparently you're going to be all right for the rest of the program as long as I don't make you laugh or speak. Is that correct?

Jim, we are in the future. And I'm going to do my very best apologies to Jay Shark Nato in advance for what's about to happen. Are you going to be wheezing or slobbering or snotting about? All of the above. And more. And more. Cover all the bases with a good layer of slime there. You look like you've got Vaseline running down your chin, apparently right now, from what I've been told.

Anyway, nevertheless, you know what I did last night, don't you? I'm afraid to ask. I just told you, I went to the hospital. Oh, that's right. Cousin Larry. You know what I did there. You saw cousin Moe and cousin Shemp? No, it's actually his other brother Larry came in.

But nevertheless, I realized that the whole reason for all of the illness that was going on was he was sleeping on the wrong kind of thing. I took that hospital bed mattress. It felt like a gunny sack of hot steel balls. And I threw it right out the window and I had installed on the spur. of the moment, a helix sleep mattress right there in his hospital room on his hospital bed. And I'll have, you know, within 12 hours, boom. He was nipping up.

He was doing jumping jacks when I last left the room. He had been feeling up some of the nurses. No, let's not say that. Let's not make him some pervert. Well, no, he'd just been making sure that they didn't have anything on them, any contraband. They weren't trying to smuggle anything out of his room or whatever. that's what he was doing just a little pat down like the TSA people but nevertheless it shows you the healing properties of the helix sleep mattress as a matter of fact come to find out that's where the he or the heel in helix comes from is the healing properties because I understand that they they have consulted with an ancient Mayan medicine man to have only the finest natural

ingredients in these mattresses, and they have incredible healing properties, especially if you burn a certain type of plant right before you go to sleep, according to the Mayans. None of this is according to the Mayans, and the Mayans, I do not believe, were consulted by the people at Helix sleep, and they have nothing to do with Hees or Heels or whatever you were trying to say before. How did you get it into the hospital? Well, it came in that box, that it comes right to your door in. I mean, one person can pack this thing around.

it looked like I maybe brought a lunchbox or something. It's not that small. A lunch box? Well, it's, you know, the kids mattresses, if those little darling little things for your little darling little toe-headed crumb snatchers, they're very small. But they come right to your door, the Helix sleep mattresses. They come right to your door.

In a box, one person can move it where it needs to go, and then you open it up and it comes to life. And here's the thing. what I figured was it's not going to be in a hospital at long after the healing properties take over so I'll just order one and then once he's done with it I'll send it back because all these helix mattresses

they've got a hundred-night free trial where if you don't like it you can send it back get your money back and they've got 10 to 15 year warranties depending on the model that you buy because they got so many my 20 unique mattresses several collections mattresses made for heaven's sake, for any preference, whether you like to sleep or you're hot or cold,

or you're fat or skinny. They've got special mattresses for people with carbuncles and goiters on various parts of their body. I don't believe those are any of the special mattresses they offer, but maybe in the future. Well, and besides the mystical healing properties of the Mayans, where it's almost like a pet cemetery situation. No, it's nothing like a pet cemetery situation. I'll tell you what, I wheeled one of these mattresses by the morgue, and I heard a couple of people going,

huh? Why were you wheeling the mattress by the morgue? Well, trying to get it down there to his room. If you even get close to this mattress, it'll cure what ails you, and I'll tell you something else. That is not true. Let's not promise that. Well, there's no promises in life, but, you know, besides the fact that a witch doctor has oo-e-u-a-a-a-d all over this thing and giving it healing properties, also, it's, it's,

very sterile. They didn't even need to spray it down with any kind of decontaminant when they brought it into the hospital because each of these helic sleep mattresses comes to your house brand new. Nobody's ever laid on it or done anything else on it for that matter. And they've actually, they've got to, they've soaked it in this disinfectant. It's a proprietary blend of formaldehyde and brass polish. No. It kills all the germs. It kills all your brain cells. There's no formaldehyde mix that's used. Well, you're the mattresses. Just don't bury your nose too deep in the mattress or try to breathe shallowly instead of deeply. No, deeply or shallowly, there will be no formaldehyde used in this process.

Well, you're not going to have any breathing problems either because you're going to be sleeping like you're in suspended animation. Until you wake up. Until you wake up. Until you wake, some prince is going to have to come in and kiss you before you wake up and he might wake up turned into a frog. But some of these things are going to happen. but it's just the natural way of life. Prince Nana. There you go.

Did you know that Prince Nana was once a frog? In Queens. In Queens. But then he got kissed by that hooker. Which hooker was that? It sounds like you know who she is. Well, the specific one, I'm not sure. You know, there was several to choose from.

But folks, once again, Helix sleep mattresses. You're going to sleep the sleep of the angels. You'll be cured of all of your ill. is you'll probably live to be 200 years old. We can't guarantee any of these things, but... Well, we can guarantee it won't be probably. Well, no, probably, probably not. Who's to say?

And they support the science. Who are you, Thomas Dolby? Science! Well, if you'd like Helix to support science as well as the military and first responders and teachers and students, who else is left? Apparently, Helix supports everybody. if you're not in the service industry of military and first responders and you're not teaching and you're not a student,

I guess they don't like accountants. But anyway, who does? And attorneys. You should never have to compromise on comfort, folks. And right now, don't take my word for it. Don't take my word for anything. Go right now to helixleep.com slash JCE and seat for yourself with all these fine mattresses for your home and your family. And you can use the kid's mattress for your pets if you want to, you know, because, I mean, the kids will sleep on anything. But your pet deserves a comfortable night's sleep. But go to helixleep.com slash JCE. You're going to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows

just because we sent you there. Helixleep.com slash JCEE. 20% off and two free pillows. Boom, with Helix, better sleep starts now and better health and immunity from some of these many viruses that are roaming around the countryside, hitting people over the head with blunt instruments.

Just bury your face in this thing and take a big sniff and you'll feel so much better. Or have a good night's sleep and do that every night with Helix Sleep. What's the promo code one more time? Jim. J.C.E. All right.

That is, that's, that's that code. Yeah. That was the promo code. What have you got against snorting mattresses? I'm not too familiar with the practice. Well, I'm telling you it's all the rage in the hot circles, especially in the fashion industry. The hot circle.

How are you familiar with the hot circles? Well, I got, I got spies. Little birds in the hot circles? I know what I did was I let those people out of my, my walls and I turned them against the internet service providers and now they're working for me. They're Jimmy's Angels. Very interesting. Very interesting plot twist there.

How did you turn them against the people they were working for? Because I said, I won't let you out of these fucking walls unless you agree to flip. Because they tried to come out one night, but I stopped. After listening to all this audio and all these audio problems and knowing there's so much more to talk about and media scrum audio, it may be a good time to be able to talk. It may be a good time to take a nap on a fine Helix sleep mattress. What a transition, folks. As a matter of fact, I was thinking that, because as I mentioned earlier in the program,

I've been up since very early in the morning and you're keeping me up later than my normal bedtime doing this program because, you know, I sleep like a baby every night on the Helix sleep mattress. And you can too. We've said this many times. you don't even have to be strapped down to these things. You don't want to get up. That's true.

The morning I've said, I've opened my eyes and I've said, oh, God, I don't want to get out of bed this morning. And the reason for it is because of the comfort and the warmth and the cuddliness of the Helix mattress. Well, depending on what kind of mattress you want, obviously they can customize their mattress. If you want a bouncy mattress or a firm mattress, that's one of the wonderful things about the surface.

Well, I don't think anybody will say, no, I don't want a comfy, warm, cuddly mattress. What do you want a bag of hot steel balls? No, but some people may say, you know, on my back's bad. I need a nice sturdy mattress. Well, they'll send you a piece of plywood too if you want it. That's the good thing about Helix. They'll send you plywood, steel balls, good mattress, whatever you ask for. They'll send it to you.

They will send you good mattress. That is a guarantee. And it'll come with a bag of steel balls and on a piece of plastic. I would, so you can customize your own perfect sleep combination. Sold separately. All you have to do is go to helixleep.com. That is the website, is it not? Yes, it is.

Helix sleep.com. See, my eyesight's not what it used to be, but Helix can't fix that. H-E-L-I-X, Helixleep.com, and take their quiz and tell them what kind of mattress you like, how you sleep, who you sleep with, what? things you do with the people you sleep? There are only certain... Nope, they're not going to ask you too many invasive questions, just general questions to find out what is the right mattress for you.

If you want the mattress designed for big and tall sleepers, they're going to ask your exact weight and your exact height. No? Well, they've got to... Wouldn't they put the... the gnomes or the elves or whoever makes these things, they got to know how big you are. If you're big and tall, you're just...

You're a freak of nature and don't deserve to walk down a street. and normal human company, but you got to go to sleep. They don't gnomes. It's not Santa's factory. They don't gnomes and elves. Well, they've got a team. Yes. They have a team.

It's here somewhere. It's here in the copy somewhere. Yes, they have a, they've got their own manufacturing facility. Apparently, they support the military and first responders, teachers, students. They have all kinds of mattresses with end, sleep preferences with 100-night free trials. And you could just box it up and send it good luck in getting it back in the same box, but you can just send it back.

They'll give you your money back. I think they're suckers for that, for heaven's sake. Somebody's going to try to pull something. You better not. You better not. They know where you live. That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant.

I just meant be a good person. Be a good person. and sleep on a Helix sleep mattress that comes with a 10 or 15-year warranty depending on the model. And folks, right now, if we have tantalized you with the thought of sleeping the sleep of the angels

and potentially just staying in bed for the rest of your life, this makes it even better. Right now, Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. Nobody else gets treated like this, so, shh, act naturally, say nothing. Go to helixleep.com slash jCE,

and whatever you buy, they're offering 20% off the mattress orders and two free pillows. So with this, this is not going to last long. This is probably going to put them out of business, for heaven's sake. They're going to lose a fortune on it. This is quality merchandise. They're practically giving away.

They are taking care of their customers, and there is no danger of them going out of business. They are running a fine business with fine, mattresses that the fine listeners can purchase Well then they ought to charge a lot more for them than they do right now because that would be the mark of a big time businessman. All right, capitalist corner. And see, and here right, every helix mattress is made by a team of skilled

manufacturers and ship directly from their facility to your door. Yeah, what's your point? It's a bunch of little elves that live in a tree. Their facility is inside an oak tree. Where do you see that or hear that anywhere? You don't hear any... Didn't your mother ever tell you that elves are the ones that make mattresses at the South Pole? No, I've never heard that ever.

That's how she used to get me to go to bed. Why would that comfort you? He'd tell me that if the elves at the South Pole found out that I wasn't in bed and asleep where I was supposed to be, that they would come and invade my dreams. And they'd bring their little walking sticks that you see the elves and the gnomes have. And they would pummel me with those sticks. From Antarctica? Huh? Where'd you say they were Antarctica?

The South Pole. Which one's Antarctica? That's the South Pole. Well, that's where they're at. Do you like penguins? Well, I like penguins, but Mother never told me that they would come and beat me about the head and face with fucking walking sticks. So... Listen, this is a deranged story, but of course the listeners don't have to worry about any beatings with walking sticks or anything else you have to worry.

about a good night sleep you don't have to worry about it you will have it is they're only about three feet tall though so if if you can get up on a box the only thing they can reach is your knees well we uh knees to tell everyone once again the promo code jim well that would be helix sleep dot com slash jccee 20% off off all mattress orders and two free pillows and wear some knee pads if you're around elves are known Another thing I want to say, maybe Powerhouse Hobbs coming out of that match, wants to go sit back and watch that match over and over again in his chair, maybe wants to watch it so often that he's just going to decide to lay back and go to sleep

and then prop himself back up. He's going to watch it over and over and over again, and we have someone who can help him do that. What he wants to do is he wants to study it, because he's beaten one of the biggest stars in the history of the modern wrestling industry, and he wants to break down again. exactly how he did that. So he wants a comfortable place where he can crank back with his notepad and study that thing over and over again like a forensic scientist. But if you

want a comfortable place that you can do anything, we're talking watching all these boring wrestling shows, we're talking about watching sports, we're talking about watching movies, we're talking about staring out the window and watching dogs fuck each other. It doesn't matter, ladies and gentlemen. We're not talking about that for the record. If it's there, what are you going to do? Go spray them with a hose? Why do we have to talk about that now? You can be giving so many other examples.

Why do you use your mind go there? I'm just saying if you're looking out your window and you're saying, boy, I'm so comfortable, chances are you are sitting in the perfect sleep chair. And these folks, there are brand new friends. And boy, now you, Brian, and I have the perfect sleep chair in our various manners and castles. It's nice, isn't it? And they do everything. It's a big, comfortable, cushy, pushy, cushy recliner that is just like sitting in a bunch of pillows,

but by the various contraptions and remotes and controls that this thing has, you can lay all the way back flat, you can put your feet up, you can vibrate your back, you can vibrate your back, you can vibrate your seat, you can crank down into TV watching mode it will stand you up out of this it'll just throw you right straight through the window if you wanted to it will do everything you do not have to move a muscle as a matter of fact I got the jumbo edition where when I'm laying back there watching television

a robotic arm comes out of the right hand side and sticks racy cups in my mouth and then rubs my neck so I don't have to chew. That is not a feature they offer. That is something independently that you have done from some bootleg person. It's experimental. It's experimental now. They're checking it out on me.

Who's that? Well, the perfect sleep chair. See, no, they are not having any involvement with your robotic arm and your peanut butter cups. Well, you ought to see what else that robotic arm does. But folks, if you want to upgrade from your couch to first class, do it with the perfect sleep chair, it can do everything. Did I mention the heat? It'll heat you up.

Couple of different set, a couple of different degree. As a matter of fact, if you're freezing this winter, turn this son of gun all the way up, and you will be fried, died, and lay to the side in 30 minutes. They should do a commercial with Austin Idol sitting in the chair. Is there a heat? I can

feel it. It's not scalding, but it's on my sciatica. There's an infinite number of positions that you adjust to as I mentioned to a lift position so you can ease right out and once you stand up you're on your own if you don't take over from there you're going to fall right on your face but they'll get you halfway the perfect sleep chair is made by journey health and lifestyle which has been making health and home products for over 20 years and so they know all about your home and your health

and that's why they put this in your home to help with your help and they've got an a plus better business bureau rating from all of the people you know why because once the people get in the perfect sleep chair they go to sleep and then if they have any complaints they're too busy snoring away to register them with the better business bureau and have you gotten the kids out of the thing yet brian so you can enjoy it when you crank back and watch the uh what's your team the nets up there the new york nets the new york met's i'm not a nets fan that's a different team i watched the met's uh well the Mets are not really playing right now. It's a playoff baseball. The Mets didn't make it this year.

But I have been using the chair. In fact, I like it so much. I would be broadcasting from it if the wonderful vibration didn't make so much noise that would drive me crazy. Well, you know, that's because then you'd have background noise. But I'll tell you, folks, if you want to vibrate, boy, this thing will rattle your teeth if you want to. You just feel those aches and pains

and your muscles melt away while your brain and your mind is melting away, watching the wrestling programs. The perfect sleep chair is the perfect chair to do it. A variety of color choices. I understand fits the decor of any home. Of course, my home has no set decor.

We just put things in willy-nilly. But if you want to pick one, it's up to you. Several fabrics, they've got leather. We mentioned that. As a matter of fact, the entire cattle industry has been boosted by the 100,000 perfect sleep chairs that these fine folks have sold.

So if you want one this fall, or perhaps one that you won't fall out of, the perfect sleep chair, you go to shop journey. Shop journey as in the group formerly led by Steve Perry, shop journey.com, every chair you wanted. God damn you thought of that first. I know like five Journey songs. So I'm trying to rotate the word chair into every one of them. When the lights go down in your living room, and the perfect sleep chair cranks back into bed mode,

you'll go to sleep and dream of San Francisco. So where you're going is shopjourney.com slash JCE and use the promo code JCE at checkout for a get this, $125 off the chair or off your order, whatever you order. So, 125 bucks, that's a big time deal. Shopjourney.com slash jCE and check out this. I mean, you really, a lot of people are asking now to be buried in this chair because it's a perfect send-off. You can put yourself at any position and they can just put the box that it comes in back over the top of you, and then off you go. The people who deliver the chair will take the box with them.

You do not have to worry about a giant box in your living room. Well, only if you've got a dead body you need to put in it. No, I don't, again, I don't know why your mind went here in the middle of this. Well, it's so people want to go to eternity and this is not just some pine box you're going to be laying in. This is a place you'd want to be in for the rest of however long that may be. Let's talk about the living and let's talk about living and enjoying a perfect sleep chair. Let's talk about living it up, living it up, oh yeah, Friday night, living it up on a perfect sleep chair.

That's what you can do. What's the promo code gym? Shopjourney.com slash JCE, promo code JCE at checkout for $125 off that fine order. Perfect sleep chair. And keep the box just in case. you never know when something might happen to you. Jim, Tony likes to talk about the tickets they sold for Wembley. Perhaps Tony could start a new business.

Maybe he could start a new website where he could sell his own tickets for his own fantastic events. In his own mind? In his own mind. Hey, and now take a journey to the center of Tony Kahn's mind. But, you know, what he needs, here's what he really needs. What he needs is somebody to sell his product. because Tony is awkward to say the least verbally,

and Tony is not the best salesman, he's not the best pitchman, he's not the best carnival barker, he's not the best platform, he needs somebody to sell things for him because he couldn't sell pussy on a troop train. But I'll guarantee you that our friends, and you know who I'm talking about, ladies and gentlemen,

none other than, need we mention them anymore, as Mean Gene would say, our friends at Shopify can help you, sell whatever you're one to sell at every stage of your business. Because Shopify is the global commerce platform that basically does everything. And I'll tell you what, as a matter of fact, I've heard now that you don't have to sell just your own stuff anymore. They got Shopify collective where you can curate products to sell from the brands that

you love, giving your customers more variety and your business more sales. So basically Shopify can just give you the rights to sell everything. If I were you, the first thing that I would do is I would sell the movie rights to the entire Marvel cinematic universe. Well, no, they don't give you- They're not giving you the rights to sell anyone else's intellectual property or content- You don't have to just sell your own stuff anymore. You can curate products to from other brands. That means take them from other people and sell them as your own, doesn't it?

Well, that means if another company, per this example, were to have Marvel Avengers DVDs for sale, yes, you could sell those finished products as long as they are officially licensed, you couldn't sell the rights to it. And undercut those son of a bitches too while you're at it. Sell them cheaper and it'll put them right out of business. Who?

Those other people that you want to curate from, i.e. steel. But nevertheless... Are you going to put them in the studio? Who are you trying to put out of business? Whether you're auctioning autographed apparel or selling sleek skis. Shopify helps you sell everywhere. And they've got that great converting checkout. We've talked about that.

But did you know that they, it was right here on the notes. I'm trying to find it. Yes. They make getting paid simple by instantly accepting every type of payment. And we're talking cash check, money order, S&H green stamps. They will actually trade you for used clothing or potentially cold for the firm. in the wintertime. They will not be doing that, certainly not.

No, if somebody says, hey, I got five lumps of coal and I want to buy the sweater on that website, they will work something out. They will not be working with anything other than good old fashion U.S. dollars. Well, I'll tell you what's... Speaking of cold, hard cash, they... Here's another thing. They teach you how to sell, right? So a guy from Shopify is going to come to your door when you let him in.

The first thing he's going to do, he's going to haul off. and punch you right in a face. Boom, and if you don't sell it right, that's not how it works. And he's going to explain to you how to recoil and grab the part that hurts and make a face. No. And your body language and how you sell.

It doesn't teach you how to sell punches. He did. Well, okay. For the record, no, no one from Shopify. He's going to grab you and he's going to take you down. No. And he's going to put you to cross face. No, he's going to float over into a crotch-locked leg strangle.

Nope. And he's going to teach you how to sell that. and you've got to scream and cry and anguish. He'll crank it up a little bit. You'll be screaming and crying with joy from these fantastic stories that Jim has created, but no one's coming to your house from Shopify. No one's going to be punching you in a face, let alone whatever else he was talking about here. Oh, they're teaching you to sell products, not moves and holds, right?

Right, and in the virtual realm, not coming to your door. The realm of virtuosity, because they're very virtuous over at Shopify. So like I said, they take everything in payment. And if you can't pay, they'll get it out of you some way or another. And they will get the people that are on their side, you, the Shopify client, they will get you your money. From yourself? From yourself, you just said if you can't pay, they'll get the money for you, the client.

I was using the Royal You. Now, if you, the customer, don't want to pay Shopify for you, the client's product. then you, the customer, are going to get worked over with a sack of rocks. Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to start an online store to sell your products and you want some experienced help, a well-to-do platform that you could sell your products from, and the right way to get things going, that's why you should be thinking as Shopify, not whatever's going on over there. Well, and another thing with Shopify magic, you can whip up captivating content that converts.

From blog post to product descriptions, you can generate instant fact answers. Fact answers. Fake FAQ. Because you say it, it sounds fake. You followed that with, but with Shopify magic. Well, that's what is when they got Shopify magic. And that's free for every Shopify seller. You can pick the perfect email send time.

What if there is no perfect time for me? I generally shun them all. But nevertheless, Shopify grows with your business, no matter how big for your britches you get. And thanks to an endless list of integrations and third-party apps, well, they're fully integrated, they're not racist here, and they've got third-party appetizers, so every third-party you go to has appetizers.

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for this fantastic service where it will make you absolutely nothing but... That's right. Get registered with Shopify. That sounded nasty. Get registered. Well, you played the cash register. If you went up to somebody that didn't speak any English and said, hey, you get registered. True, that made. It has a pretty goddamn obnoxious statement toward them.

Perhaps so. But again, if you have a business and you need a good online presence, an online store, check out Shopify. One more time. What's the promo code, Jim? Oh, the promo code is slash james. A.C.E. in lower cases at Shopify.com. And this is what will happen immediately afterwards. They'll ring your bell, and then they'll come and take you away. Ha, ha. Ha, ha, he, ho.

To the retirement farm. What happened to Anita Ward? I don't know. You can ring my bell. First of all, stop playing the goddamn cash register, but why did you think of her? from they're coming to take me away. Because she was ringing the bell there.

What happened to her? You could ring her bell in 1979, and by 1982, you never saw her again. The bell correct. Well, those do quite well up in Philly. All right, well, let's somehow move on from here. Once again, Shopify, whatever the promo code that Jim butchered a few times.

JCE and lowercase, don't capitalize. it'll cause trouble. And then we had Belina. Bailey versus Zelina. Belina. Belina. Thumbelina. If we could just get these pesky matches out of the way so we could get back to the

bloodline. Belina Carlyle. Belina Carly lost that one. And then Bailey got some heat and Charlotte saved. You know, at this point, Brian, I was thinking if only I could just listen to something else besides hearing all of the girl wrestlers argue and scream and yell at each other, and maybe if I could just stick something in my ears and determine that I could play my own type of thing, play my own kind of music, live my own kind of life, march to the beat of my own

drummer. Brian, have you ever heard of anything that's currently made in the world today that's manufactured that's available on the market that I could just stick in my ears and listen to pleasant things whenever I wanted to. Of course I'd know something I could recommend to you because it's not even just that. You can listen to this podcast while watching some of this crappy wrestling and you can do it on your Raycon earbuds. Oh, well, that's why I couldn't think of it because I can't believe it was on the tip of my tongue all along because Raycon has just recently made the news they've celebrated their

sixth anniversary. They're six years old. But in human years, they've been around. around in business for literally hundreds of years with the new technology these days as quick as it moves and they're right up on top of it with the RACON everyday wireless earbuds that not only have the high quality audio and the thoughtful features but also over the past year to celebrate that sixth anniversary they've expanded their entire business with RACON home and RACON power tech I mean the number six is the lucky number for RACON.

handsome Jimmy valued you say when he was in a six-man tag. Who, mercy. I love sixes. I've been married six times. I got six old ladies. I've been divorced seven. She's six on my chest. While under the coffee table.

Hey, that was Klondike Bill. See that, you know. I conflated the two stories. You conflated the two stories. He was under the coffee table and Ricky and Robert walked in. It was Klondike Bill on his chest. Yes. The number six.

No, it was Klondike Bill under the temper. Well, nevertheless, you won't have to purchase these earbuds under the table because they're right out in front of God and everybody for you to purchase. And I'll tell you something else, they've got the incredible sound features that we always mention include the awareness mode and the different ways that you can listen to the various sounds. Even Don Fallis's entrance music would sound good on the Raycon wireless earbuds. Now, it wouldn't do anything about his face, but that's, at least that's some.

And right now to thank everybody who's shown support for Raycon over the past six years, Raycon is offering 20% off everything on the site and select products up to 40%. So, and if you combine the 20 with the 40 and get the 60, well, then you're paying 40, which is less than 50. So automatically you're saving money. Well, I don't know if math works like that. So hold on and let's not throw out. Let's not check any of those facts.

Let's just go with them as stated facts. Well, no, let's not do that. And right now, again, the biggest sale of the year at Raycon, you can buy a pair and a spare and even two spares. And if you pick up two spares, you'll win that whole bowling game. And if you're rolling a bowling ball at something, folks, you want to be listening to good music or potentially some bowling lessons. So.

The bowling lesson. The audio version of the bowling lesson. Yes, it'll tell you how to pick up that pair in the spare. But nevertheless, right now, just go to Buy Raycon. Do it quickly, folks, before you have time to think about what you're doing. Buy Raycon, B-U-Y-R-A-Y-C-O-N dot com slash J-C-E and use the code birthday. They say it's your birthday. The code is birthday.

to get 20 to 40% off sidewide, depending on what it is you're purchasing, and how much they're charging for it. Code Birthday at buyraycon.com slash JCE, 20 to 40% off the earbuds, the Raycon home, the Raycon power, there's all kinds of stuff going on over at Raycon. That's right. Fine earbuds. We like them here in the house.

I have a pair and all the kids are pairs. And you plant these buds, and within a season or two, they will grow into these massive stalks. So anyway, that was the segment, and the takeaway was Chris Daniels, was killed and left to rot and decompose in the middle of the ring. You don't have to do that. It's not going to draw any money. It's going to detract from what you're doing, talent. It's not a cool visual. It's stupid.

But you know, at least Chris got a good night's sleep, Brian. How do you know that? I know that for a fact because he never got up. That's no guarantee of a good night's sleep. Well, he liked it so much he didn't want to quit. Well, that's no guarantee of a good night's sleep, but we could find a way to guarantee a good night's sleep. Well, we can do that, but, you know,

if you don't want to go to all the trouble of having a group of subpar wrestling heels, kick the shit out of you on television, and then you lay there immobile and unconscious. possibly in a self-induced coma for hours at a time. If that doesn't sound like that's something that trips your trigger, folks, we got an easier way. We got a way that you can go to sleep, you can get up, you can watch TV, you can be as comfortable as Mama Cornett used to say as a bug and a rug laying on your very own perfect

sleep chair, and you don't have to do anything because the chair does everything for you. It lays you back. it flips you out it stands you up it doesn't flip you out it folds you over it doesn't do that stop saying things it doesn't do what it does do you can literally I've got one in my own home

and I've tried it out you can never try all the positions because they're infinite it's like the comma sutra of recliners the positions are infinite everything adjusts the feet thing comes up underneath you in a variety of locations the back lays down or tilts up.

The seat actually has a pitch to it. It can raise you up and lower you down. It can stand you up. If you don't want to sit in that chair anymore, you don't have to worry your little peepick and heart about using your own muscles to get up. Well, this thing treats you like the true slug that you are. You complete waste of human flesh,

you're going to grow into this chair because you never want to leave it. because if you have to stand up, you just punch the button, there you go, right up. And it heats you, and it vibrates you. You can lay back in this thing perfectly perpendicular, prone as a goddamn day is long, and you can hit that heat, and you can hit that vibrator,

and my God, you'll sweat 20 pounds off and your teeth will be lollering around in your head like chicklets. No, it is nothing extreme like that. it is safe and uncomfortable and fun to you. Well, fun to you is not really the way to look at it, but... No, it is fun! Well, it may be fun for the kids. My kids like it.

Actually, we're in the process. We're moving the one I have from the library up to the bedroom because it is such a good chair. I have now recently fallen asleep a couple times in it reading a book. So I'm going to bring it upstairs, I could fall asleep reading a book watching me TV. And then you don't even, then you take the bed right out of the bedroom. You don't need it. Just get the chair. Well, Suzanne's still in the bed.

I'm going to just be in the perfect sleep chair. Well, put her on the back of the chair. On the back of the chair? Yeah, put her piggyback. You know, like they ride the motorcycle and the girl's on the back. Put her on the back of the chair and ride around the bedroom. I want to sleep, not ride around the bedroom. Well, you don't have to sleep.

I don't have to, but that's what I... I just said what I was looking to use it for. And you came up with some other scenario where, like, Batman and Robin were riding around circles in her motorcycle. Well, it's a bat cycle. to you. But if you want to watch your favorite TV show or you want to go to sleep or you want to read a book or you want to play with your puppy dog or you just want to revisit your special purpose in life, folks, then you got to get the perfect sleep chair. Stick it in front of the TV or in the

bedroom out in the backyard. The squirrels will love it. Keep it indoors. That's probably the best bet to keep it in good condition and enjoy its fine functions which require electricity. You're not much of an outdoorsman are you know you can run an extension cord out the window no one has to power in the yard all day long you could do lots of things but no one would want to put their fine beautiful lovely perfect sleep chair in an outdoor setting but you've never been down south have you most people have their finest furniture out on their front porch folks if you'd like the perfect sleep chair that doesn't skimp on quality is available in several fabrics including genuine leather. And boy, those cows are pissed about that.

Then all you've got to do right now is go to shopjurney.com. See, I threw you a curve there. It's not perfect sleepchair.com. It's shopjourney.com. S-H-O-P-J-O-U-R-N-E-Y.com slash J-C-E and use the promo code J-C-E at checkout. $125 off your order. Brian, is that the biggest discount we've ever perpetrated? I wouldn't use the word perpetrated, but I believe that is the biggest discount the listeners have been offered, and it's a fine discount for a fine chair. It's amazing. And you will love to.

Because if you had $125 to any other number, you're going to get a larger number. And that's what you need to do right now. If you're looking for the best chair to watch TV in this fall, read a book, fall asleep, play with your dog, have bedroom races. head to shopjurney.com slash jCE, use the promo code JCE at checkout, $125 off your order of the perfect sleep chair that has sold more than 100,000 copies or chairs or whatever. And they deliver it directly to you. So you don't have to worry about packing it home from a store on top of your car, strapped down like a poor deer. Yeah, you just open the table.

door and they bring it in. That's what happened to me. That's what they do. They deliver the way delivery works in the typical fashion as in the can you explain delivery to us, to us layman? A couple of fine gentlemen who have been checked out and we know that they are okay will bring this giant chair into your home.

Did they have to go through a body cavity search and any type of toxicology or were they just given a quick glance at a one-sum-one? over. I think this is a fine question for the courier service, but here we're going to talk about the fine delivery we had of an amazing chair, which is the point of this whole thing. It's a wonderful, perfect, not only amazing, perfect, a perfect sleep chair. Perfect. The Kurt Henning of Recliners. Get it today. Very good. The Kurt Henning of Recliners, ladies and gentlemen, the perfect sleep chair. You want it, you need it, you can't live without it, you got to have it. Go now, spend all your money, shopjourney.com, slash jason.

but save $125 with the promo code JCE. That's what I'd do if I were you. All right. You know, Jim, AEW coming to Louisville is going to be a hard decision for you. Do you go down and have a good time hating everything you see, or do you stay at home and sit in a really comfortable chair and enjoy your night and your life, choosing between sitting and watching and sleeping in the current heading of sleep chairs, the perfect sleep chair.

Well, you know, before it would have been a tough decision, but now it's a slam dunk, it's a no-brainer. It's a, how in the world is this even a thing that I need to think about? Because you never want to get out of the perfect sleep chair, because not only is the perfect sleep chair or the perfect sleep chair or the perfect chair to sleep in, I said that a bunch more times than I needed to, but it's not only the perfect chair to sleep in, but also it's the perfect chair to sit in,

or to actually stand up in. This fucking thing, it will make you do a triple lindy off the roof if you want it to. It goes everywhere. It is adjustable in more positions than Miro's hot and flexible wife. For heaven's

sake, and it not only adjusts the footrest and the back, and the seat in a variety and infinite number of combinations, more combinations than they have over at Mickey D's on the have-it-your-way menu, but also it vibrates and it heats up.

So let's say, for example, much like Miro's hot and flexible life. Much like Miro's hot and flexible life. It's flexible and hot. But it's not married to anybody, and you can get in it without any conversation whatsoever. You can be right in this thing. You don't even have to talk to it.

You don't even have to be nice to it, ladies and gentlemen. You can get in on this thing. It's right there for you. Because the perfect sleep chair does not skimp on quality. It's available in several fabrics, including genuine leather for the stylish look. And we mentioned the incredible positions that you can get into. And someone can join you in this chair.

Because I didn't see any kind of weight limit on it. I mean, if you're the fat man at the circus, chances are that you might have a problem, but if you're a couple of normal human beings and not some corpulent, well, let's not say, overfed, you know, cottage cheese-ridden individuals, the two people could get in this chair in a variety of positions that they could be then boosted and vibrated about. Listen, unless there's a problem that in general and regular everyday life requires a forklift, you should be able to get in out of this chair, people of all sizes, all shapes. It is a wonderful, comfortable chair. And in fact, Jim, you brought up the various options. Last night, I found out it goes back even further

than the preset sleep button. And it's a wonderful thing to know. You didn't know it'll almost turn you upside down if you wanted to. I learned that last night, actually. There you go. And then have you hit the eject button yet? Make sure the skylight is open. There is a no eject button, you won't have to worry about that, you will have to worry about pressing buttons to control the heat, the massage, and of course, the angle and slope, which you'll be sitting in laying. The angle of slope, the pitch, the slant, we could go on. This thing, it's like a roller coaster of emotions all in one recliner. An infinite, infinite number of positions. And again, it'll boost you right up, the spring-loaded mechanism that will boost you right up

to your feet and beyond. Ladies and gentlemen, a couch has never been able to do these type of things. Certainly a fold-up lawn chair or one of those Dyrindak models could never do these kind of things. You can only get this from the folks that manufacture the perfect sleep chair, which is you need go no further than the website shopjurney.com. That's who's responsible for this thing. They've sold more than 100,000 person.

sleep chairs over at Journey, Health, and Lifestyle, and they deliver the chair directly to you. So you don't have to worry about throwing it on your back or having your wife carry it and lug it at home from the store. It's coming right to your door and then you just point and they will put it wherever it needs to be. There is some surcharge if you want to put it in a tree or potentially up on the roof. Up on the roof. I'm pretty sure the delivery will not. be supplying anyone with anything on the roof or in a tree. Well, you know, when this old... Right in the front door or maybe even your garage or the back door,

depending on how big these doors are, but we will get... Well, they will get this chair of your house. Maybe you have a house with no doors, but when this old world starts getting you down, and things are just too rough for you to bear, you go up, way up on the top of the roof and you sit in your perfect sleep chair, see? That's right. So you might want to be on the roof, and you're going to have to pay these people to put this thing on the roof if you want it. It'll be a metaphorical roof

in your little brill building in your mind there but no, they will not be putting anything on your roof. Well, that's what I said. You're going to have to pay them extra. No, there's no payment required for the shipping. No, no, they're not going to charge extra to put it on the roof. They only bring it to your house for free. No one's putting anything in your way. See, you're not understanding what I'm saying, but the thing is...

Again, if you live in a home with no doors, then you're going to have to figure your own shit out. maybe you should be in a home and that's where we're trying to put this chair wide variety of color choices fits any decor if you're looking for the best TV watching chair the best chair to watch wrestling in

the best chair to binge watch Netflix or the best chair to like I do fire up the old VCR and plunk in a good vintage VHS tape right now head to shopjurney.com slash JCE and use the program code JCE at checkout for $125 off your order.

And that is, again, I think that's one of the largest discounts that we have ever provided to the needy listeners of our program out there who might be shivering in an unheated chair this winter, who might be laying in an immobile chair that doesn't vibrate or doesn't back up or turn you upside down or jump down, turn around, or pick a bail of cotton. you can get $125 off a chair that'll do everything for you. And boy, wait till you find that special gripping attachment. Shopjurney.com. For chairs, not fantasy attachments that are only on sale in Montclair.

Well, that's why you got to go to Montclair, New Jersey, to get the gripping attachment. You never have to leave this chair. Shopjourney.com slash JCE and use the promo code JCE at checkout. for $125 off your order of the perfect sleep chair. Any and all attachments mentioned by Jim Cornett are not real. Are fun! They are made up in the head of Jim Cornett. They are unsanctioned.

They are not officially a part of the wonderful perfect sleep chair, which you can get today. What's the promo code, Jim? That is shopjourney.com slash JCE, the promo code JCE. Well, Jim, one of the great things about the perfect sleep chair is you can watch raw in it, you could relax, you could possibly fall asleep, and before anyone falls asleep, how much more raw was there here? I was about to say you could possibly fall asleep watching Raw to begin with, but

I wonder, wonder, oh, but oh, ho, how much is there to go? Thirteen days, bitch. Well, we will see what happens in 13 days, but to your point about Omega's talking and his voice and the way he does his promos, perhaps there would be a way to listen to something different while he's talking. So you don't actually hear his voice. You hear something a little rougher, a little gruffer, a little tougher. Like a Damien Priest kind of voice coming out of Omega's.

I don't know how you would sync all this up, but if there was a way, you could listen to it on your Rayconne earbuds. How about if we could have Kenny Olivier lip sync the words and like in The Exorcist, have Mercedes-McCambridge do the voice? What do you think about that? Or maybe that with your Raycon earbuds. You know the thing of it is, Brian, you can take these Raycon everyday wireless earbuds

and stick them in your ears and it will sound better than Kenny Olivier even if you don't turn them on. Because they're good earplugs. If there's just somebody droning on and on and you don't want to listen to them, shut up, I know there's a line there, just stick the Raycon earbuds in your ears.

You don't even have to turn them on. You'll get perfect silence because they're not only quality earplugs, but also they can deliver fine quality, high-quality audio, because they've got great battery life and thoughtful features, a perfect in-ear fit. None of that nattering of Kenny's whiny, nasly voice can permeate around the vacuum seal

that these earbuds make so that all you hear is the music, the symphonic sounds of Beethoven and Chikovsky, and chopyakov and all the Russian composers, You will be as aware of your surroundings as you choose to be. Well, that's because they got the awareness mode. You just hit the button and boom, and you're aware of things like that. It raises your consciousness. And also, like I said, the vacuum seal in-ear fit.

You know, you might ought to go ahead and wear these to bed because then the earwigs couldn't crawl into your ears while you're asleep and defenseless. I wouldn't even, if I'd have known about the everyday earbuds when I did, I wouldn't even have had my custom ear snoods made to keep bugs from crawling into my head at late at night. I could have used the racons. But you can listen to your rock and roll. You can listen to your country and western.

Is that right, Grandpa? That's right. You can listen to your podcast and your stories. You can listen to the guiding light as the world turns, as the stomach turns. As your stomach churns, you can listen to anything you want to. You can be aware.

or you can be oblivious. It's all at the touch of a button. You can go high, you can go low. You hit the right button. These things will levitate you right over the goddamn roof. I'll tell you what. And did you know, Brian, that Raycon is having a big anniversary.

They're turning six years old. And that's almost as old as Beaver Cleaver was when he began starring in his own television program. How old was he season one? He was about seven years old. Almost is old, okay. Almost, see? But right now, I'm telling you,

you don't have to wait for another year because Racon, they're not minors anymore, they've reached the age of maturity, and they've expanded their entire business with the introduction of Racon home and Racon PowerTech. See, Racon builds these homes, and then the power tech comes in

and puts power technology in them. I don't think that's how any of that works, but they're wonderful earbuds. And they're a wonderful company that makes these earbuds. and to thank everyone who has shown them support in the past six years. Because after all, what would they be without their supporters? They'd be droopy, dangly, and drippy.

Raycon is offering 20% off everything on their site with select products up to 40% off. Now, we have done this math in the past, and we have analyzed this, and we have figured out that if you take 20% off everything on the site, but then you take 40% off of some of the select products, have not figured us out, no. Well, I did. Then if you average all that out and you get one from column A and one from column B and a couple of other items, your average is going to be 36.7% off on everything.

So right now, celebrate the biggest sale of the year, the sixth anniversary of Raycon. Happy birthday. Happy, well, happy anniversary. They weren't really born as much as they were formed. They were inaugurated. They were incorporated. they weren't just hatched there was no sperm involved brian so if you were gonna post if you were just a major fan of racon and you were gonna post something on social media you would say happy anniversary

racan happy anniversary not happy birthday raycon since years oh because it says right here on the copy they sent us raycon is celebrating their anniversary doesn't say a goddamn thing about birthday i take back to happy birthday raycon's anniversary right here so on the on the copy well happy anniversary, Ray. Well, and you don't just got to call him Ray. But right now, you can call him on the on the website, buy raycon.com. That's B-U-Y-R-A-Y-C-O-N-B-R-A-C-O-N-B-R-A-C-O-N-B-R-A-C-E, and use the code birthday. The code is birthday. The code is birthday. For the record, I don't know what that dramatic pause was. I realize that you had some semblance of a point. point. But if you comb your hair right, nobody will notice it. So anyway, for their anniversary,

go to buyraycon.com slash JCE and use the code birthday. And don't ask me why the code isn't anniversary. Probably because Brian Last is involved. Wait until their big Christmas sale with the promo code Independence Day. Yeah, or Thanksgiving. Festivus. Ladies and gentlemen, anyway, buyraycon.com slash jCE use the code birthday. You're going to get 20% off to 40% off depending on whatever it is.

Code birthday for the anniversary at buy raycon.com slash jcee. That was Battle of the Belt 8. And you know what? At that point, if I had been watching, I guarantee you at that point of the night, Brian,

I would have been ready for a good night sleep. Who wouldn't it? Well, I'll tell you one thing. There is no better way to get one. What's the transition here? No better way to get a good night's sleep. No better way to get one.

There's no better way to get some than to be on a helix sleep mattress. That's it. Why did we think of this before? Because not only, we've been talking about the good night sleep that you can get with a helic sleep mattress. We've been talking about for months and months. and months now about the fine different models that they have for the big and tall sleepers, the mattresses for kids, the Helix Elite Collection, the award-winning Lux Collection, they'll

heat you up, they'll cool you down. They will do all these things, but we talk about it like you're going to be on this thing alone. Why don't we talk about the incredible array of mattresses that they also have for Bedroom Olympics? I mean, you get these mattresses. The mattresses, the mattress for the big and tall sleepers, obviously, is going to be able to support more than the average human being. So if there's two of you doing the flip-flop and fly, and you get some air on that last one, and you bounce down on the mattress, Brian, you don't want to break one of these normal store-bought mattresses, but these big and tall sleeper mattresses, they will stand up to some punishment. Let's say you're doing a horizontal bop with a mango twist at the end, reverse

cowgirl style, and you know that that's just going to wear the springs out of most ordinary mattresses, but not a helic sleep mattress because they are built by award-winning professionals from the United States of America, where they know how to build up mattresses that'll stand up to a good fucking. So again, folks... Of course, don't forget, beyond the perverted mind of Jim Cornett, sleep. Lots of people like to sleep on these mattresses. Lots of people like to sleep after they bump ugly. on a beautiful helix sleep mattress. Beautiful, that's right.

That is the word beautiful mattresses. Of course, they come firm, they come soft. They come prepared for you. That's what they... That's the people sleeping on the helix sleep mattresses. They come firm, they come... I'm talking about the mattress itself. Of course, they have firm mattress.

Do they have a style of mattress where you can roll off to the side and wrench and vomit before you go to sleep? One of those little grooves right in the middle so you won't go head first to the floor? that's for folks who like to engage in the occasional sociable cocktail out and about at the evenings.

But nevertheless, folks, whatever you're going to be doing on these mattresses. The folks at Helix. Like sleep. Sleep. You can do that too. You can conk right out right after you've flogged the bishop, whatever the case may be. But all you

got to do, folks, right now is go to Helix that's H-E-L-I-X-Hilix-E-L-Sleep.com and you take the two-minute quiz on what kind of positions you like to sleep in or what kind of positions you like to sleep in, how you like to sleep, how you like your mattress, do you like firmness, do you like softness, do you like heat, do you like cold? Throbbing hard. However, you like your mattress for a good night's sleep, a spectacular splendid night

of sleep, you can get it from Helix sleep. We love them here for the record. I should probably disclose this. We have a few different Helix sleep mattresses here in a half. house, the kids love them, we love them, and I got their beautiful all-form couch in the library. That is my nap couch of choice. Helix makes good stuff. Can you have perverted and non-monogamous relationships on the couch, too? What?

Well, nevertheless, folks, you go to helixleep.com, you take the quiz, you pick out the mattress you want, and they're going to deliver this bad boy right to you. Right then, you can put it into your bedroom, you can put it anywhere you want. The living room, the dungeon, maybe. even in the bathtub. It certainly makes taking a bath a little softer. Bedroom sounds like the best bet, and of course everyone needs a good bed in their bedroom,

and there's no finer bed you can get today and watch inflate in front of you, then Helix Sleep's fine Helix Sleep mattress. That's right, and 97% of the people polled indicated that they had a bed in their bedroom. So folks, right now, if you go to helixleep.com slash JCE, they're offering 20% off all mattresses. orders and two free pillows for our listeners right now.

And they're just, they're holding these pillows right now, they're waiting to shove them right in your face and just love on you with them. They'll just hold them right over your face, right? I'm about to tell you, they'll mash down. No, metaphorically speaking, until you take them. Metaphorically speaking, maybe, but in terms of physicality and the physical world, there will be no pillows held over your face, there'll be fine pillows under your head. While you sleep on your fine helix sleep mattresses will be under your bum and have a good night's sleep with Helix sleep.

If you want to sleep with a bum on a mattress, go to helixleep.com slash JCE 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. For our listeners, you can't beat that with a stick, Brian. No, you can't, nor should you, but you should get a good night's sleep with Helix sleep, a fine mattress. what's the promo code one more time, Jim? Helixleep.com slash JCE. You mean you can't beat these things with a stick anymore? You can get a good night's sleep that will be splendid and spectacular.

Well, you know, well, go ahead. I don't know. I don't know what I was going to say. Well, what I was going to say is maybe MJF just needs a good night's sleep. Well, you know, that's something that we all contemplate from time to time. is whether or not we're going to get a good night's sleep. And sometimes the nightmares that we have trying to make sense of these programs

that we watch on television preclude us from having a good night's sleep. And that's why you got to go to a little extra trouble. You got to make a little extra effort. But you've got to save some money at the same time on having a good night's sleep. And actually, when I think about it now, if you visit our fine friends at Helix,

it's not even a little extra trouble. It's saving money. It's not even a little extra aggravation. You're not even going to have to leave the house. All you've got to do is go to their fine website, which we've told you about it before. We'll tell you about it again. Helix.

Again. Again. Helix sleep.com. H-E-L-I-X-Sleep.com. When you go to that website, you're going to see a plethora, a veritable wonderland. sleep sleep in wonderland

of different types of mattresses fun for the whole family and hey bring the pets along too you could easily put Rover on one of the kids mattresses he'd probably appreciate it more than these no good snot-nosed crumb snatchers but why are you going to buy a mattress

for a kid that'll just lay there and get peanut butter and jelly all over it but nevertheless I digress Is that what you would do in your bed You would get peanut butter and jelly all over your bed? Various eating, you're not eating substances, drippage, gravy. Mama Cornett allowed you to eat in your room? Well, it was shoved under the door and I could do with it there what I wanted as long as the chain would reach.

Under the door. But anyway, you go to the helixleep.com website and you see all this wide variety or array. Or a variety. A variety. Ariety. of mattresses in front of your very eyes they got mattresses for big and tall sleepers mattresses for people that want to heat up and cool down

I heat up I cool down I got the music in me I got the mattress in me that you're going to have the mattress under you because they offer I'll have you know 100 night free trials you can sleep on one of these son of a guns for over three months

last I checked that's 100 nights right and if you don't like it and you're slow to make up your mind, you can just send it back. They'll give you your money back. I think they're being suckers about the whole thing. You realize if four mattress companies had a deal like that, why you could sleep the whole year for free? Well, they're confident in the quality of their work,

and I must say we have some of their mattresses here in the house. We have two different Helix mattresses here in the house, and of course, their wonderful all-form couch and very comfortable. They had nothing to worry about. We weren't sending it back. they'd have to pry those things from your cold dead fingers, wouldn't they? Well, I don't know my fingers, it'd be hard to grip the... Oh, go ahead.

I was just going to say, folks, be prepared to defend these things. You're not going to want to give them up. So when the mattress police come, they're going to have to pry them out of your cold dead fingers because you're going to sleep so good on these helix mattresses that when these people come up your front yard, up your driveway, beating on your front door, screaming, send out your mattresses!

you're going to say, fuck you, you'll have to pride for my cold dead fingers because I sleep great on whatever variety of helix mattress that you have purchased. I mean, they've got ones even designed for specific sleep positions, like reverse cowgirl. And... That's how you sleep? Well, you never say to each their own, whatever flips your trigger or floats your boat. Flips your trigger.

Flips your trigger, trips your trigger, whatever flips your flopper. And if you're spying... Shut up now. Clangers and bangers. Folks, if you're spying after you do flipping and flopping, need some extra TLC, they've even got a hybrid design combining individually wrapped steel coils in the base

with premium foam layers on top. Whoa. That sounds like a merit laid that I once bought online. But it's the perfect combination. of comfort and support, apparently and potentially penetration. Folks, all you got to do is take the Helix sleep quiz, just tell them what your preferences are, and they'll match you up with a model that you will love and want to be on top of,

I mean a mattress, not an actual model that you'll want to be on. They might also do the escort thing in their spare time. They don't, I don't know why you're going here. They will not match you up with anything other than a fine mattress that you will be matched up with if they're going through their fine office. online survey to find exactly the right mattress for you and any of this other superfluous stuff maybe happening over in the perverted world of Castle Cornet, let's say Cornet Manor. It's my manner, it's his castle.

And we need manners when we're talking about a fine mattress like Helix Sleeps, amazing mattresses, and there were so many of them. Well, whatever you want to do with your superfluids with a model on any of these mattresses is completely your own business. But nevertheless, right now, we can save you money. money. Not on the model, but on the mattress. You can get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows right now. If you go to the aforementioned helixleep.com slash jCE. See, the slash jCE. That's the important part. That's the secret knock.

Where they know that you're with us and they'll give you the 20% off and the two free pillows. And these pillows ain't just a couple of bags of hot steel balls either. They're as comfy as sleeping in a, well, in a bird's nest. Like you see those little baby birds chirping away. They're all fuzzled up and curled up in these pillows. You can, it's like you're floating on a cloud. What of those sensory deprivation pillows? You think the birds in a nest are comfortable?

Well, they're certainly they're anxiously awaiting their mother to feed them, but they seem to be nestled in all right. Seems like they can't wait to dive out of it as soon as they can. Well, you won't feel that way about your Helix Sleep mattress, so apparently that's a new tagline then. Helic Sleep mattress is more comfortable than sleeping in a bird's nest. See, I've just done their job for them. That's right. What's the promo code, Jim?

Helixleep.com slash JCE. Well, there it is. Okay, dokey. commercials volume four Jim any final words without upsetting any other sponsors well I'm not trying to upset anybody just some things need to be known

and these life hacks that we come up with like if you if you want to have a healthy and nutritious ice cream Sunday just pour your organ protein shake over the top of the ice cream and you'll live longer things like that people need to no you can't guarantee anyone's going to live longer because of some and that's not a hack

pouring the protein shake on ice cream isn't a hack. Actually, it's more of a splat. It has somewhat of a wet sound rather than hack, which, you know, is... You got me there. A lot of people are hacking because they're in their dry. But nevertheless, folks, just keep listening in 2025. We're going to save you money and teach you how to get away with things you never dream possible. And talking about being able to text, you know, intimate photos of yourself to everyone in the world for $15 a month, things like that. You can't afford to live without. You can't afford to do those. You can't afford to do those things and the trouble it will cause, but we'll have more information about trouble

as well as great deals for the listeners on the experience in the drive-thru in 2025. But until then, for Jim Cornett, I'm the great Brian last. Telly-ho!