Jim Cornette’s Drive-Thru - Episode 377
Episode Date: January 29, 2025This week on the Drive Thru, Jim reviews AEW Dynamite! Plus Jim answers YOUR questions about Queen Of The Ring, PWI's 2024 awards, Britt Baker, Paul Bearer, Tony Khan & SMW, ratings and much more!... Also, From The Files: Dave Meltzer, part three! Send in your question for the Drive-Thru to: CornyDriveThru@gmail.com Follow Jim and Brian on Twitter: @TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast Join Jim Cornette's College Of Wrestling Knowledge on Patreon to access the archives & more! https://www.patreon.com/Cornette Subscribe to the Official Jim Cornette channel on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/c/OfficialJimCornette Visit Jim's official site at www.JimCornette.com for merch, live dates, commentaries and more! You can listen to Brian on the 6:05 Superpodcast at 605pod.com or wherever you find your favorite podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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and friends.
And you are our friends, and welcome back to another edition of Jim Cornett's drive-thru right
here on another sunny, happy day with happy wrestling talk for you from us.
I'm your host, The Great Brian Last.
We have so much to get to, so much to go through, with this man, the leader of the cult of
Cornett, Mr. Jim Cornett.
Hello, it's me.
You know that I'd be with you.
if I could.
See, you told me
a while back, that's my, that's my
register, doing the falsetto like
Barry Gibb or in that case, Todd
Rungren, and so
I decided to serenade you a little bit
with that. You're more of a Barry Gibb
than Todd Rungren. Well,
Barry Gibb made more money.
Todd Rungrin had BB Buell.
Well, Barry Gibb had
everybody else. See,
that lion's man, woman, and child.
Yeah, I've heard. Yeah, and the
chest hair and everything in a 70s, Barry Gibb was the guy. I mean, he was like a,
he was the werewolf of London, baby. So how insecurity do you think you would be if you were
Robin Gibb? And you know, you're walking into every room behind Barry Gibb. Poor fella, poor
fella. As Aunt Lola would say, he looked like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on
the way down. Looks like Frampton came alive, came dead. Frampton came dead.
Frampton came all over his face.
All right, anyway, I've got...
Like Robert Reed!
Oh, come on now with the Robert Reed persecution.
I'll have you know I've made several changes here on the desk.
You got mad and it enraged other people here at the network when I had my clicky pin
where I would absentmindedly click-click the pen.
So now I have a pen with a cap that pulls off.
and sticks on the other end.
So my pen won't make any noise here today,
and I can still at least hold it in my hand.
You can play with it, though.
Well, I can play with it.
I can...
You can fiddle it about...
I'm fiddling it about right now in my hand.
Can you hear that?
It's producing too much wind.
You have to stop that.
Oh, God, damn.
And here's another...
I want to register a complaint about a gift I receive.
Uh-oh.
Uh, just...
You know, my friend Chad,
in West Virginia.
I've talked about him on a show before.
He has a company where he services all the vending machines
along the interstates in West Virginia there at certain,
I don't know if it's the whole state or just one big area or whatever.
It keeps him busy.
But he's one of the top nation's top blind vendors
and his tribute to him,
but he's been able to build this empire like this.
And he monitors and stocks and whatever there is to do with the,
running in the operation of the
of the vending machines
there at the rest areas. What are you saying?
But he's blind or they're blind machines
so you put your money in, you don't know what you're doing.
No, no, he's a blind, he's blind, he's a blind vendor.
But he sent me, a while back
he sent me this desk clock, because he heard me say
my last desk clock petered out finally
and he said this is a heavy-duty piece of machinery
and it's got a backlight.
What, 21?
Yeah, and it even does that when you press the light button and everything.
But the problem is, and I set it at New Year's,
because it was a couple minutes ahead from when I had said it before,
and now, so now I realize when I last said it,
and in less than four weeks, it's gained five minutes.
He told me this was a quality clock.
See, I pressed a button again, but it's not.
It's five minutes earlier than it's saying.
and every time I look at my desk now
because the time on the computer is too small
that's why I got this desk clock here
but now I think I'm five minutes in the future
and it's throwing me the fuck off
he sent me
what he said was a quality clock
and it's gaining five minutes a month
what is he blind
can't tell quality merchant
I'm complaining I'm gonna send him a letter of complaint
you know what may have happened don't you
what may have happened
Kind of like the Hulk Hogan theory
From all the
From all the time travel
That you and I have done
You've lost time on the actual clock of humanity
Well no it's just this one clock
All my other clocks here say the same thing
So what it is is unfortunately
In your office
He is in my orifice here
He has tried to make up for the
The standard line about the state of West Virginia
Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the state of West Virginia
you please set your clocks back 30 years.
So now he's trying to make up for it five minutes a month.
Anyhow.
And tomorrow, tomorrow, it's going to be at 9 to 50 degrees here in our frozen Arctic tundra.
And over the next seven days, the lows are going to be lower than freezing,
but the highs are all going to be above freezing.
Maybe even getting up to the high 40s and near 50s is on several.
occasions and in a few days we'll finally be rid of the piles of there's till you go through the
subdivision down here short cuts so you don't have to go through any red lights which are my the
bane of my existence now and there's still piles of ice and snow to where you can't when you're
trying to make a right turn you got to swing wide and everything and it's just it's just horrible
so we're finally going to get rid of all that shit around here and you're you're trying to make a right turn
And you?
It's going to be cold, I think, for at least a few more days.
If it got that hot this quickly, everything would melt.
It would be a mess.
Well, now you're going to complain about the melting.
Didn't you just get eight inches of snow or whatever?
I'm not complaining about the melting.
I'm saying...
Oh, now it's going to be a mess because it's getting through it.
I'm saying the truth.
Oh, you're just looking at the glass being half empty and cracked instead of half full and full of icy beverage.
I'm saying that is a glass.
Look at that glass.
it is indeed a glass. Let's fill it up.
Speaking of filled up, they got nine and a half inches of snow in New Orleans.
On Bourbon Street. Did you see that footage?
I did.
I saw someone skiing down the street.
Yes, I mean, I couldn't believe it's the only time I've ever seen Bourbon Street
where all the women had their shirts on.
They've never seen anything like that down there.
I'm talking about snow, not women with their shirts on.
although there probably are some younger members of the community that live close to the French quarter that at least is 50-50 of whether a woman would have her shirt on.
It was the most snow they've seen since Y.D. tripped coming out of that hotel.
Hey!
And all his shit fell all over the place.
We're in the words of Buddy of Butch Reed.
Buddy, you're bleeding all over my shit.
Fucking get back. Get back.
Who's that little man with a mustache trying to pick everything up?
Who is that man?
No, Pee-Wee wasn't there.
He wasn't even there.
It wouldn't have happened if Pee-We'd have been there.
Anyway, this is your program.
This is Happy Talk.
I'm happy to be a part of it.
Oh, good.
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Oh, we're just, we're going to go.
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I thought we were going to banter for a little while,
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No, it's okay.
I need to get that out of you.
I need to finish your mind being on commercialization,
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Well, this is your show.
else you want to talk about? No, it's not.
Well, it's your program.
On that topic. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm
fixing to be, I'm already the king of all media
here on the podcasting and the
YouTubeing. I'm fixing a branch out.
You want to talk about that?
Yeah, and we can't call you that. That's someone else's
trademark, but. Well, no, he's, he's
foregone that because he's not the king of any
media anymore.
Well, again, I think he still has the trademark
on the name, but let's
talk about it because for a while
now, questions
have trickled in.
And now they're coming
like a full stream.
Why are you making these ejaculation
fucking similes?
Can't you say we've had a
veritable plethora
of questions?
Go ahead.
There has been a deluge of questions
that have emerged
about an upcoming movie
Queen of the Ring
based on the book,
the life of Mildred Burke
and some people noticed it a while back
but now the cat's out of the bag
the trailer's out of the studio
Jim you have a role in this movie
you're going to be in a motion picture
yes and it's actually going to move
I went from one side of the stage
to the other and back again during the course of this
yes the Queen of the Rings
shot here in Louisville Kentucky
in the summer July and
August period of 2023.
And at that time
they said, well, what do you want me to do
about promoting this? Because I'm always,
you know, boom, boom, boom.
It's been a year and a half. It takes
a while to put a movie together. See, this is
a, this is not the wrestling
world where you do a show and it's out
either live or shortly
after on tape. But anyway,
then over the
holidays, all of their promotion
started ramping up.
And we've finally caught up with them because you and I
I've had things to do.
So we are going to be talking to some of the people involved in the movie
and showing some things, some of the clips and bits and whatever.
What's the, Josh is the fellow over at Sumerian, which is the company,
I guess they do records, they do films.
He told me he's got a comic book company.
Ash Abeltson is the director of this movie, and he is the son of John.
Don Abletonson who directed Rocky.
The Karate Kid.
And the Karate Kid.
You always bring it back to the Karate Kid.
You know, me and my friend Martin Cove are going to have an issue with you.
Because you don't understand for kids my age, the Karate Kid is as big as Rocky.
Well, for the next generation was 10 years later almost.
I think Stallone's at least six inches taller, but nevertheless.
Then who?
He's a short guy.
Oh, yeah, but the kid was only like 12 years old.
Who?
The karate kid.
No, he wasn't.
He was like, Ralph Macho, he's probably like 25 playing 18 or something.
Oh, well, he looked like 12.
He should be at AEW.
But anyway, nevertheless, we're digressing here.
Why don't you put down Pat Marita while we're at it?
Let's just get it all out of the world.
No, he had an excellent drive-in.
I loved the burgers.
Point being, this movie, Queen of the Ring, they shot it here in Louisville.
Ash Avilsson, not only the director, but also wrote to
screenplay. It's based on
the book that
many of our audience has probably
read, Queen of the Ring by Jeff
Lean about Mildred Burke's Life
and Times.
So anyways, I said, we're going to have some of the
people connected
with the movie as guests on a program
over the next several weeks and
news on the
premieres where
it starts and where it
ends up and things like
that. But
but yet
this was kind of
interesting and I know a lot of people
are going to say okay Cornette hates all the wrestling movies
so what's he going to pick a part
about this one I've my standing
complaint
registers about this movie like it does
everything else
nobody in the world
looks like the people
that they're talking about
you know and that's
you know pretty much standard with everything
but to all
to outweigh any historical inaccuracies in my book,
I got to be in a movie and only had to go 12 miles from the house.
So there's something to be said for that.
No, I was sitting here, minding my own business, as I usually do.
You know, people try to get in movies.
I actually go out and ask people if they can be in movies.
Have you heard about this, Brian?
What do you mean they asked to be a movie?
They audition?
You're talking about an audition?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They go around and try to be in movies
And sometimes people won't let them be in movies, I understand.
But I was just sitting here minding my own business
And the fucking director called me and said,
Hey, you want to be in my movie.
And I thought, well, that sounds like that's probably the only movie I'm ever going to be in
Unless some other wrestling movie shoots in Louisville.
And no, it was it was fun.
And now I understand why I'd,
I probably didn't miss my calling because being an actor and doing movies and I guess television programs of an entertainment nature would have driven me bat shit even quicker than wrestling.
Because it took, this is a two-hour movie.
They were shooting shit for six weeks here, right?
And that's, I mean, how long to take to shoot gone with the wind of the fucking children were born.
but you got to shoot the same thing a variety of times and then you're sitting around waiting to shoot something or watching somebody else shoot something a variety of times and boy howdy at least in wrestling think about this when you showed up at the building good bad or indifferent however fucking the show was
and whatever venue it was, whether house show, television taping, paper view, whatever,
even if you were part of the production crew, you were in that building about 12 hours
and it was over one way or the other.
And you were on to the next thing.
Holy shit.
On one day, they were shooting the, I don't want to give anything away, but the climactic
I don't it's not given anything away that probably the climactic part of this piece is mildred burke versus june byers
that's not giving anything away if anybody knows the subject matter so they were in a wonderful
they were able to make this thing a period piece because so many of the locations in louisville
kind of look like the 30s, 40s, the Seagoback Hotel,
the Pendinness Club downtown, you know, some of the streets,
they were able to do a great job with that,
and they had a place that actors' theater was like a theater
and around.
They were able to make an arena.
But we sat there because I was in the background of this.
It's going to be hard to cut me out unless they shoot around me specifically
in the climactic scene of the thing.
but we were there for like 12 hours.
They shot it with one camera from one angle,
then the other angle from the other camera,
and then the other angle,
and then we broke for a meal,
and then came back and shot from another angle.
And they were actually rotating the crowd around
like a one-eighth turn each time.
It was mind-boggling.
You know, there's an image,
your image has been in a couple of the trailers
or a couple of the things that have been released
beyond the video of you talking about the movie they released.
And there's one that has you next to Dean Hill.
Yes.
You and Dean Hill sat next to each other on OVW TV 20 years ago.
Yes.
And now here you are here.
It's like if you went to AI and said,
show me future OVW in the past.
Well, not only when we sat next to each other at OVW,
we had more room.
because the
as I said the match
between Mildred Burke and June Byers
it's being shot
where it looks like an old time wrestling
arena and sitting
at the announcer
slash commissioners table
and this is a shot you see in the
trailer in the movie one of these clips
is Martin Cove who plays
Al Haft by the way
and
then I'm
next to him
and then Dean Hill
who is the ring announcer
imagine that which he's been doing
for 30 years or whatever
he's the ring announcer
but we're at this
commissioner's table that they've
manufactured in what is really a theater
in the round and they forgot
that Dean Hill is a
Sasquatch he's six feet six
and his legs are
ginormous and I'm a
grown adult man and Martin Cove is
a grown adult man
and our legs were numb
by the end of, we were there for two or three days
shooting that and we were wedged in there for hours
at a time and we were supposed to be in the same place
to be in the background of the scene
and we were going out of, we were like paralyzed
because it was so, so we got to
engage in a little banter in between shots
and otherwise we're sitting there like the three chimpanzees
wedged together and there were people on either side of us
where we couldn't just even spread out our legs.
So that was a tender moment.
Another clip that's a clip,
another scene that's briefly shown in one of the trailers,
it appears to be you in a chair surrounded by
what I'm assuming are the other promoters,
and you're leaning in and talking.
Well, I am, okay, the story of Mildrenberg.
Was that when you guys had to straighten out Nick Goulis?
What was that?
Well, no, unfortunately, we had to take,
Nick out in the back alley
behind Coonses
and straighten his ass out and then
you know but anyway
the story
just of from the time Mildred
Burke got interested in wrestling until
the climax of her
big league run is almost 20 years
and it's a
two hour movie again so
ancillary characters
tend to be made
composites of right I'm kind
of an all purpose
NWA representative, state athletic commissioner,
the person of some authority from the establishment
who spoke in a couple or three, you know, key places,
and was in the meeting with, you know,
those various promoters around the room and Mrs. Burke,
it's Miss Burke.
You're a mix between Sam Mushnik and J.J. Binns.
Well, exactly.
And that's why, you know, when Martin and I were sitting there for so long and occasionally
they did a pan shot or whatever, we would just be speaking.
And he started calling me Sam.
Well, Sam, you know, and none of this may be even in the film we were amusing ourselves.
But I am the, and I told him when that's the story I was about to tell and didn't.
When Ash Abelson, the director called me and said, we're shooting us in Louisville.
we need a representative of the wrestling establishment
that, you know, can pop in at various points
and help move this thing along
in terms of how that women's wrestling
was being viewed at that time.
And I said, well, so this is typecasting.
I, you know, I've been turning people down to be booked for 30 years,
so that's no problem.
And so we worked at it,
and I know there's a lot of people in the movie
that I didn't even see
because I think out of the six weeks
they were shooting I did
six days or whatever
but you know
when we would pop in
and I would try to give it
my all I don't know that I'm going to be doing
Shakespeare or
theater in the round anytime soon
but since it was something that was kind of close
to my
wheelhouse or my flywheel
or what was it they had up there that the flywheel
it was close to my flywheel
we do have those things that we are still talking about for theater in the park for the summer so why don't we not commit to not doing it i'm not doing the nude scenes though
even if it is summertime i'm just saying don't commit to not doing it publicly that's all i'm saying
but anyway but yes uh and martin was very helpful with uh explaining me some of the things they were doing while we were sitting there watching them move a camera of fucking six inches from one side to the other
was anyone honest with you like who to fuck let you in here amateur yeah well and actually no they were they were very welcoming because i was that's you know here's the thing think how many
appearances or however you in a measure at minutes i've been or hours i've been on television or pay-per-view or home video
of some description over the last 40 years i have never played a person other than myself or
actually been
engaged in a scripted
play of some description.
That's got to be some kind of record.
Have you ever been in a play?
No, I've never played...
Not even when you were a kid?
No, I've never played anybody but myself in anything.
Because I knew at least I could probably do a better job at that than anybody else.
But being a novice, hopefully, you know,
it won't stink the joint out to do I get a rotten tomato or whatever for this that's not the way
it works they don't give you a rotten tomato well why not they throw them at you well well in that
case that's giving in a forceful way so as as we go along over the next few weeks and have
news on the the premiere and the various guests and everything people can start setting their
tomatoes out on the windowsill so because i don't want them things to be too hard if you peg
get thing side-armed, it can fucking hurt some, put somebody's eye out.
I just like where this can go. This can go in so many great directions. Like, someone
sees this movie and says, you know, we needed a villain for the new Robocop. Here he is.
This guy. Everyone's going to want to kill this guy. They're going to want to see Robocop kill him.
Let's hire him. Kill him, kill him. Let's hire. Well, yeah, we'll come back to that. Maybe we'll
work on that. Somebody needs to do a treatment on it first before I'll agree to it.
Then we can get into a script conference. Would you look at more movie work if the movie industry
was centered around Louisville? So what the, no. I'm too, I don't even really want to continue
with the career I've already got. Much less fucking trying, I'm 60 fucking three.
Much less trying to start a fucking brand new one from scratch. I'm not Colonel Sanders going on the
road to franchise my chicken at 65 with a fucking pressure cooker in the
fucking back seat.
I've,
I mean,
I,
man had work ethic.
I mean,
you know,
I don't want to take the place of people who are actively trying to do this.
I've shot one scene or not,
I did one shooting where he,
the other guy.
No,
come on now.
I saw one scene with this.
What were you to say?
I'm sorry.
You're going back to the,
the Peter North fucking similes again.
I shot, I was shooting one day
for the film.
In the valley, yeah.
No, it was, it was,
it was out in South Louisville, as a matter of fact.
At a barbecue joint, no,
it really was, but in the parking lot, and it's a long story,
but nevertheless, there was another guy that had auditioned
for the particular part that he had, that he was also going to be shooting
in that same location, not with me.
It was solo stuff.
And he had not only auditioned,
but had driven overnight
from somewhere in Illinois or something like that,
just to come down there and do that.
So I want to leave it for the people
that are driven to do this
rather than take all their opportunities away
because I'm so much better than they are.
Are you a member of the union now,
the Screen Actors Guild?
Not that I'm aware of.
You should talk to Jesse Ventura?
well I'm on the screen
the acting may be subject to debate
and I'm not sure whether I'm gilded or not
but I said don't you have to
once again if you're in one movie
then you're in the screen actors guild
and that works for life don't you have to intend to be
if you have a line
well yeah but don't you have to intend to do that
ever again in your life
yeah next year you have to do another thing
well who the fuck's gonna call me
and just ask me to do another fucking thing
I think this is the opportunity for us to start making our own films, kind of like Dolomite.
Now, now, now I know why you've been talking about it's pornography.
I'm not talking about the pornography.
I'm talking about you driving around in that old Cadillac you have, dressed up to the nines
all around Louisville, causing trouble, yet stopping trouble.
It could be a whole new thing.
We'll let you come up with your own dialogue.
We being me and all the Saudi Arabian investors.
and a weird guy who says he's not Russian, but we think he's Russian.
We think he's Russian, but he's got papers that say different.
I don't know whether that's going to fly.
You know, the LaSalle hasn't been restored yet, so we'll be waiting on that.
We're waiting for the 100th anniversary.
It's four more years.
But then we'll have a big party in four more years and restore the LaSalle.
But anyway, but yes, I'm in a hundredth anniversary.
major motion picture, baby.
And the other people are making
sitcoms. But yeah, from what
I have seen from the trailer and what we are
hearing from the film
festivals where it has been
sneaked, as they say
in the industry,
this is a good fucking movie.
So maybe we got that
going for it. Of course, I got the magic touch.
What can I say?
Well, you've got the touch, you've got the power.
We'll have more about Queen of the Ring in the week's
ahead on the drive-through and the experience.
Stay tuned to the YouTube channel as well.
But Jim, let's get dynamite out of the way.
Let's talk about AEW Dynamite this past week.
See, we were having fun.
Now I'm going to make noise with my pen.
Will you stop?
I'm going to throw it down in a vehement fashion.
Well, AEW Dynamite was in your old stomping grounds, Knoxville, Tennessee.
And of course, the big story, I think, on this night was
am I going to be able to stay awake to see Joe Schmo
because this looks interesting.
And I didn't make it.
I made it like five minutes at the show Schmo and I fell asleep.
And for the people who might not know what you're talking about,
normally after AEW's Wednesday night offering,
it's a modern family rerun or it was impractical jokers here for a little while or whatever,
some other program and they just wipe out the first six or seven minutes.
or 10 minutes or whatever the overrun is
and join it in progress.
But as I was doing my work,
being a diligent show personality
and recording the show that comes on
after the show that I'm supposed to watch
so that I'll get the all of the show I'm supposed to watch,
the Joe Shmo show,
apparently it was episode one, season one,
of a reality show
where tell me if I'm encapsulating this like the description said
they hire some guy to be on what he thinks is a reality show with other people
but everybody else on the show is scripted and in on something to flummox Joe Schmoe
right which seems really cruel it almost seems like a billionaire's plot to like ruin one person's
life like I'll show them I'll make it all a game
Well, see, so it's a branch of AEW's programming.
They got the flow.
The flow now is finally, you know, in the same genre.
But anyway, but yeah, they still overran, I think, five or six minutes,
but then they started Joe Schmoe from start in its entirety,
thinking that, you know, certainly people have sit still for this bullshit.
They just watched.
They want to see some more bullshit.
Can I say something here at the start of the review?
Please do.
Please do.
I know some people are trying to dunk on AEW or whatever because they didn't fill the Knoxville Coliseum.
I thought they made it look great on TV.
I thought if you didn't know what it looks like, Foll, you thought it was full.
Well, there you go, because I was like, holy shit.
But why don't, see if you can look up and Google Fy how many people or how many tickets
that were distributed for this show
because I swear to guy
I don't know how they
trimmed what they trimmed down
but that's that was 25% of the building
and the every seat that you could see
was full but could that be 2,000 people
according to Russell Ticks
as of Wednesday a few hours before the show
2,467 tickets distributed.
Okay, well, and
you know, and bless them,
there were many shows that I ran there over the years
that didn't have that many people,
but there was a number of them that had more.
But we were there once a month, so...
But again, if you don't know what that building looks like,
I thought they made it look pretty good on TV, actually.
Yeah, because the thing is, they have the,
the balcony that is low enough that you can shoot up and you still see because in a lot of the other
small buildings or in a lot of the bigger buildings that they have to trim down they can't make
a steady wall of people but with the they only had like six or so rows of ringside on the sides
but they had a bunch of risers in the back so they could bring it up to the balcony and it kind of
anyway it was a sea of a few people
but I got to say this at the beginning
because everybody tweeted out
the fan cam clip of Tony Kahn coming out
after the show was over with I assume
and thanking Knoxville
and making it specifically personal to the market
and he said
folks in the 90s when I was a kid
my favorite wrestling to watch was Smokey Mountain Wrestling.
And if it was, yeah, yay!
If it was his favorite, why doesn't his show look like anything like what mine did?
I think most people also assumed, not that he didn't like Smokey Mountain,
but that ECW would have been the one that Tony would cite as his childhood favorite.
So it's nice that he said Smokey Mountain, it was a surprise.
And it was a surprise.
It was a surprise, but it's very nice to hear that.
Surprise, but it is nice.
It touches my heart that he liked to watch it and didn't learn anything from it.
Was there anything on this show, either Smoky Mountain-esque or even just East Tennessee wrestling-esque?
There was a couple of things buried in here, but not like a complete, not everybody in the same thing.
I mean, well, what did you think of the opening segment?
because that was maybe the wildest thing on the show.
Well, that's the thing is that if,
yes, Southern wrestling, Tennessee wrestling,
or whatever used to be wild and crazy
and multiple people involved,
but the key was that when they did something like that,
everybody that came into it,
the fans knew what the fuck was going on and why
and who they were supposed to root for,
and who they were supposed to be against
and all those individuals
were already over as individuals
before they came together in that fashion.
Do you understand what they...
Hey me what I'm telling you?
I do.
And at the same time,
occasionally, in the old days,
when they made some kind of fucking point,
they would stop.
Instead of then here comes somebody else,
and here comes somebody else,
and then there's two more people fighting,
and the people that were just involved in a goddamn anger,
where are they?
Somebody, and here we go with more fucking fighting.
And we're out of, they did a 20-minute,
two-polo concession stand brawl around a,
what was originally framed as a heartfelt talk face-to-face
between two former enemies that might have been thrown together,
Omega and Osprey.
But from the top, here's my problem.
Osprey came out.
I think it might have been a new haircut.
He didn't look as bouncy.
Maybe he got a few locks trimmed off,
but he's wearing tennis shoes and sweatpants
and a puffy vest and a t-shirt.
And he looked like some fucking nerd.
Even when Steve Austin wore a t-shirt and fucking blue jeans,
he still looked like somebody.
All of these guys look alike because then here comes Kenny.
And he gets the pyro and the lights and the grandiose music.
And he's wearing tennis shoes and blue jeans and a long-sleeved t-shirt,
but at least it was his.
An Omega shirt.
But he looks like some fucking nerd.
And then Tony Chivani is supposed to be with these two.
to, you know, facilitate this conversation because Osprey asked to talk to Kenny.
And Osprey's first words are, to this other big top baby face are,
thank you for coming to join me today.
I'm glad you're not dead.
And that was a bigger pop that you just got or did than he got in the building.
They just said, there was no reactions.
What the fuck?
How are you supposed to react to that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
And listen, Kenny, a lot's changed since you've been away.
I've got nothing to do with the Callas family anymore.
I wasn't trying to stop them.
Now, John Marksley's got the belt.
He's holding the company hostage.
I just, I can't do it on my own anymore.
This accent's kind of taking a little bit of a twist here.
I don't know where it's going, but I don't know where this was going.
He said, I can't do it on my own anymore.
Like, what has he been doing?
He hasn't fucking done anything to goddamn Moxley, has he?
Sounds like it's going to the Emerald Isle, if I had to guess.
But it's like he's single-handedly saved everybody from destruction when the heels are running rampant in his fucking company.
And so he is, he's starting to do the pitch to Kenny, you don't like me and I don't, you know, but he gets interrupted.
because Kenny grabs the microphone
and just then I was thinking
you know that
except for the preposterousness
of I've been carrying this whole thing on my back
it wasn't a bad job from old Willie Boy
he sounded like he meant it
he got the words out in some reasonable
facsimile of English
and but then when Kenny gets started
he oh stop stop stop
and he's just again
this fucking guy's
he ought to be doing the phone sex line
you're
fascinated with Peter North earlier
I wasn't fair
let's not put that out there in the ether
I was not fascinated with Peter North
well you were making allusions to all kinds of
you named him
you you were alluding to allusions that were
I was not I was thinking of the opening of Misty Beethoven so there
well
Boy, I've thought about several of them.
And Kenny is saying,
At forbidden door, you almost broke my neck.
And I can't do it.
But with that fucking breathy voice,
he actually said, this is a quote.
At forbidden door, you almost broke my neck,
and stabbed me in the head with a screwdriver.
The same one that Don Callis had used months before,
and so I'm thinking now it's all bullshit from here
anybody's sitting back and thinking okay
I'm not going to be too fucking critical
of old Will's statement he's trying to make amends here
these two top baby faces and he sounded heartfelt
and then when his next moron speaks
I'm either forced to rethink that because wait a minute
so this guy stabbed the other guy in the head with a fucking
screwdriver or
I'm just actually going to say
well fucking horseshit because
none of these guys stabbed each other in head
with a fucking screwdriver.
Now they've just lost me.
You can't believe anything
for a good to Kenny goes on.
And why did you do it
all because you were trying to prove you were better
than me. You weren't then
and you're not now.
And it took diverticulitis
for people to know you existed.
So now congratulations on being
and number two, because number one is here.
And there was a small pop there,
and I'm thinking, okay, is Kenny switching heel here now on Will,
and here comes Don with a screwdriver,
and he's going to shove it up somebody's fucking taint?
I don't know.
But basically, Kitty, if you're here to apologize, no chance in hell,
I'll never team with someone like you, brov.
And in Ospreys, well, listen, here, you little prick,
and then here comes Don's music.
and out he comes
and
again loud music
covers up a lot of
these people tried
in certain points to be
loud but they didn't give them a lot of
options
but I wrote it's like a
WWE show with no wardrobe budget
and no crowd reactions
I mean Don dressed up
in his own
particular way but to rest
everybody they just
and then Don started speaking
and Kenny fucking
ran him back through the entrance way
but here came
Tegas shit
who got in a sloppy fight
with Kenny in the entrance way
but then Kyle came out and joined it
and Osprey is in the ring like
should I why okay and he
whips off his puffy vest
and goes to help
and
did you
see this time what I said on last week's show or
one of the shows we did in the last week
when Osprey and
Kyle have the hockey fight where they're doing the big
punches boom boom boom boom boom it looks so fake
not only because of the fact that they look like shitty punches but
also because they're leading in and not changing their facial
expression. They're so intent on throwing the alleged punches as fast as they can that they show
no effect on their facial expression or their body language when they allegedly land. Does this make any
sense? Yes. That's why it's as phony as a get-well card from an undertaker. Hey, where's Mark Davis?
Wasn't he involved in all this? Oh, I thought you meant the former editor for Ring of Honor. Fuck, I was good. I haven't
talk to him in ages.
No, you mean the wrestler.
I forgot there was one named Mark Davis.
Yeah, he came back.
He was involved with everything because he was the former partner of Fletcher.
Yeah.
And then he went back.
He said, another guy who disappeared off the TV.
He George Barnsed him.
So anyway, Osprey and Felcher having the hockey fight with fake punches,
and then they roll into the ring after they've had this big fucking fight on the floor
and start doing running and ducking spots and handstands in the ring.
I mean, what the fuck?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
So then Osprey is on Kyle in the ring,
and apparently he's left Kenny to fend for himself
because then take a shit comes in,
but Kenny's right behind him and hits the begonia suplex,
and then Kenny pounds the mat and makes the faces
and runs and hits the ropes and hits the other side of the ropes,
and runs right into a super kick by Kyle.
And then Will beats up Kyle in the crowd
as they go out through the...
And folks, it actually wasn't as exciting
as it's reading now.
But it was as confusing.
Osprey and Kyle are in the crowd,
but Lance Archer jumps Osprey
and he beats up Osprey in the stands
while the fans are holding their phones up
and laughing at him.
And out in the brink,
breezeway of the arena
Brian Cage is beating
up Kenny and then
Archer and Osprey join them
and they wreck the merchandise stand
and give Archer
a double vertical suplex
through the merch stand
thankfully there were no fans
in front of it so apparently it was the real stand
and then
they fight in the arena
when the security
comes out and there's
trying to get them separate and they've sent the security out because then
apropos of nothing I don't know how the fuck they suddenly
allegedly in cave as the kids say would have decided to just do this on the
sperm of the moment in a place where they ended up but Kenny
climbed up on the
Kenny was on the lighting trust the big lighting tower
the one that I saw Pam Dawson
knock over into the crowd
the Knoxville
the one that almost landed on all of the ringsiders
and there wasn't even a wrestler
hanging off of it
but the lighting tower
Kenny is on the lighting tower
and Osprey is on the balcony railing
and
they I think they try to do it both at the same time
but
they've climbed these things
till they're at the equal level
and then Kenny looks over his shoulder at Will
and then Will looks back and gives Kenny the thumbs up
and there's 14 of these goofy fuckers
standing down there to catch these guys
so when Kenny gets the thumbs up
he does the backward swan dive off his lighting tower
which they miss
the camera completely missed it because then once
Osprey had given the thumbs up
then he's got to step up on top of the railing
and do his and he
did a backward swan dive
off onto another eight people or whatever
and then
I'm thinking
at least it's got to be over by now
and no
then they both climbed the fucking lighting truss
and the heels
Don was in the back
the heels are scampering off
and Kenny cuts a promo
again
We're going to put you down under.
And that's the place that we need to do it.
Now they're plugging bread.
They're selling a match for Brisbane, Australia, Knoxville, Tennessee in front of the people
thought we're going to get this match, right?
No.
In Brisbane, Australia, that's further down the road than Cleveland.
Cleveland, Tennessee, that is.
Nobody from Knoxville is going to Brisbane, so they were like deflated at that.
But he, can he?
can he apologize to Will?
I guess I should have taken you seriously.
Minutes earlier, I will never team with someone like you.
I'll never team with you.
You fucking, I fart in your general direction
and your mother smells like elderberries.
And now it's Will go together to Brisbane down under
against Kyle and Take.
And then he makes the challenge.
This fumble-mouth buffoon.
He makes the challenge, and they start playing his music.
But he wasn't done yet.
And apparently they probably play it like the Oscars music.
Jesus, Christ, this needs to end in the truck, right?
But Kenny keeps talking and says, no, no, no, I'm not finished yet.
Fuck, at least you had something going there.
And they dropped the music just for him to say,
goodbye, m'ois, and good night, bang.
now you can hit my music because I'm scared of heights
oh god
what a putts I wrote what a putts
but this that's to answer your question that you asked
low these many moons ago
about whether any of this was Tennessee wrestling-ish or smoky
mountainish it was some of the fakesest fighting that I've ever seen
in the middle of the brawl
because they're going through that that's all they've learned
from the Japanese tapes
that they have watched
is they go through the motions
and they go from one place to another
and they don't have any
passion or emotion or vehemence
or fucking or credibility or reality
at some point
you know you gotta come back
getting a fucking ring
or just end this shit
it just goes on and on
people the idea
for the concession stand
brawl was to have a three or four minute wild-ass fucking fight that would make people want to
see the match now they have a 20-minute wild-ass fight and what are they going to do in a
fucking match anyway your your your thoughts two baby faces beat up four heels what do you think
including a giant one and a big steroid one i mean but but a couple of those heels don't
really mean anything so what you know what the so is it that's that that's that's that's
the problem. They don't mean anything because the stable doesn't mean anything because the manager
doesn't mean anything. And Don Callis's facial reactions in this whole segment told you what a clown
he is. Omega and Osprey both have something with those fans. Do something better. I thought this
was fine for an opening angle and it got the fans worked up. It's going to be hard to follow it. But
and it was. In terms of using Omega while you have the Moxley shit at the top of the card killing the show,
again, these are the guys who AEW should be pushing right now that's on their roster,
not cope and mocks and everything else happening.
That's what I think.
And I will agree that Don now is starting to skip around the stage
like he's Paul Lind on the Bewitch set.
Just with...
Oh.
It's just...
Oh, Kenny, Kenny.
Oh.
Ed Sullivan.
But anyway, now here was one fucking thing.
Now that we've turned the page on that first angle, segment, whatever,
I can't say I would have had this on Smoky Mountain Wrestling Television
or any other television I've ever produced
because I wouldn't have had private party in this predicament,
but had all things being equal,
the World Tag Team Title match with Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin,
with MVP, the Hurt Syndicate versus Private Party,
I think we can make a case that the two best wrestlers in AEW right now
are Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin
because they're the only ones that go out and get over,
get more over at the end than they are at the start,
that they are more over now than they were when they started the company,
that people to the point where people are,
chanting their names when they're not doing anything.
They're chanting Bobby when he's standing on the apron of the ring.
They fucking, every time Shelton throws one of the baby faces across the arena,
they fucking go wild.
Lashley Spears everything they do.
They're cheering now because they're the stars.
They're actually wrestlers that can be taken as stars in the business instead of
the want to be pretend
playing indie level
fucking guys
but now they've got another situation
where the most popular baby faces
probably right now in the company
are heels
and a two most popular baby faces
otherwise are
gnaturing at each other and then teaming up five minutes
later I'm sorry am I
dominating this conversation
no I mean there's not much to say I'm glad
put the tag belts on the Hurt syndicate, I thought this is the way to go, I've been saying
it for a few weeks. I thought this should have been more one-sided. It kind of was, but it went
a while. It wasn't like private party was doing stuff to keep anyone down, but they stayed
a lot by just constantly doing stuff. But you got a mix between the, you got a mix between
the Legion of Doom and the Steiner's. In terms of the reactions they're going to get for
throwing people around. And again, they're the most over thing that's been interesting.
introduced the AEW show in a year, right?
Easily.
At least.
And here's the thing, they can call their match, but they can't call their time.
If whoever, whatever savant formats this program says, well, they got to go 15 minutes with these guys.
So then the professionalism comes in where they were able to give private party enough hope spots,
enough of the double team or enough of the kick to the head or the surprise duck and dodge or whatever
that it wasn't just chopping meat as they used to say in the business just beating the shit out of
guys for 15 minutes where it just was boring they kept it lively but still all of
bobby and shelton's shit got over because it's impressive and the people turned on
i can't i don't know if we can't say turned on them because they weren't really behind them to begin
with, but it was just like,
they didn't want private party
to do anything.
When the break spot
was Lashley
chokeslamming one of
them through the announced desk
and the fans went fucking crazy.
And they come back from the break
and for a while that guy's still laying
in the desk and
the one with the green hair, which one is
Mark Quinn
is green? More ways than one.
Anyway,
I think so, yes.
One way or another, they were getting heat on him.
And when Sheldon was bouncing him off the rail and in the apron and the rail and the apron,
he was about to chuck him back in.
And the fans were like, one more time, one more time.
So he bashed him into the railing again.
They came apart.
And then that's why I said they were chanting for Bobby when he was standing on the apron
and cheered for him when he tagged in the ring and posed.
and then
the private party
had
they got a tag
and the people
popped for it initially
and then were just dead quiet
for the comeback
and the baby faces
if I can use that term
their comeback was kind of awkward
but the 450 splash got a pop
and Bobby Lashley Savin
got a pop
and then, you know, at that point they did some more big fucking things,
and any time, like Quinn made the save on the other guy after a spear,
and the crowd booed the save by the baby face.
So then Shelton hit the big Germans and Bobby hit a choke slam and Shelton hit a knee lift
and Bobby hit a spear, one, two, three.
The crowd counted with it like it was Austin after a stunner.
and it got a big pop.
So that, again, that's a match that gets you over.
And that's why I say they're the two best wrestlers in AEW now,
because they're actually having matches that get them over.
I also think it's smart for AEW to have them as tag team champions
because also,
WW has gone in a direction with their tag teams where, by and large,
they're smaller high flyers.
there are war raiders and stuff
but by and large
it's like a Young Buck style division
Yeah
you've got these two guys
and I think to see them against
a Young Buck style team
you want to see them get thrown around
but there are other big teams for them
them against FTR
could be something
them against Buddy and
Brody
again now we're looking at two big guys
against big guys
It's always those two against two little guys at the Young Bucks or something
to compare every small wrestler to the smallest wrestlers I can think of at the moment.
It changes the look at your tag team division,
not just as far as how you presented it,
but it differentiates your tag team division from the other companies.
Yeah, because, you know, it used to be when you would get a big
road warrior-type team over that they would draw the most money
with a smaller bumping heel team
like Tully and Arne and Midnight Express whatever
but now the problem has become
that you either have
you know the road warrior dominant size guys
but you don't have any guys in the middle
everybody else 100 fucking 72 pounds
that's why you should just have them go out there
and destroy people
and just have them go out there week by week
and make people look forward to the squash matches
until they get big matches
and didn't make them look forward to the big matches
until they get bigger matches.
That would be like promotion and shit.
You know, LOD were presented like monsters.
Steiner's were too, but Steiner's, you know,
that may be the best comparison just in terms of how they worked
and how they could throw people around and...
Yeah.
Everyone knew they were the...
That's the other thing.
Do you still think in 2025
there's still value in the idea that,
yeah, they're the number one promotion,
but our tag team champions are the best.
as tag team champions in all of wrestling.
I guess there's still something
to be said for having that,
like, if you had a world champion, if you knew,
you know, if your world champion wasn't a fucking clown,
you could say, well, yeah, they got, you know,
whoever their world champion is, but our world champion.
Our world champion can beat your world champion.
As long as he doesn't work at Home Depot.
No, no, not directly, not a direct correlation,
but it's not that in an, in and
of itself is not going to make any
difference in anything, but the idea
that
these guys can get over
like that, that they're not only good workers
but also that people know
that they're legitimate and that they can
do these. There's no special effects
involved. That gets
them over as attractions,
and if you're
smart enough to find a couple people
they could draw some money with that wouldn't
engage in falderall and bullshit
to
poke holes in that aura that they've created
and instead have a legitimate wrestling match
then that as an attraction
will help you get over
or help your company, help the business, whatever.
Is that if he could actually find somebody else
that people would say, well, I can't wait to see
the Hurt Syndicate versus so-and-so, now you've got something.
but it's got to be somebody that
you know
would compliment the Hurt
Syndicate rather than
you know at some points here
Shelton's the one that has to
stooge for private parties
fucking
convoluted double teams and acrobatics
and everything and
you can't do too much stooging
for other people's bullshit
bullshit
and maintain that aura
so it needs to be somebody that can fucking work
and it is believable to physically compare with these guys.
So who the fuck is that?
Well, I don't know who else there really is, Jim,
and the other problem is, like I said,
I mentioned FTR and FTR are respectable-sized wrestlers.
Brody King is a giant guy, and Buddy Matthews,
looks like he took every vitamin in the shed.
But there aren't a lot of big wrestlers to compete.
Well, but now, okay, but here's also, here's your problem.
FTR the people nominally like that they don't like them as much as they used to because they've been books so badly and
you know and and not really fucking done great public relations
but they're nominally baby but the people would boo them against the hurt syndicate because they love these guys now
good and this you know honestly instead of being tepid baby faces maybe that's what FTR need
well but then shouldn't they turn on somebody first
then they need to turn on edge
everyone else does
everybody else does it turn on edge and then boom boom
or old brodie and buddy
at least they're already heels
you know so that would but they've been used
as the flunkies and they're just starting to be rehabilitated
so they don't need to go into a fucking program with the hurt
syndicates gonna beat the shit out of them
Well, what I was trying to say is maybe some of the other wrestlers on the roster
see the Hurt syndicate and say, I'm at a great disadvantage, I need protein.
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I'm thinking of my youth.
Do I have a soda fountain?
Do you have one in your own home
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Brian again
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Now right there, that means that you have already got 750 grams of protein.
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Would you like me to tell you what happened next on AEW, Brian?
Yes, let's continue.
All right, well, Tony Storm and your favorite Harley Cameron did a promo in the back,
and they did a promo in Australian slang to be novel and inventive,
but because they've also both got Australian accents and they were rushing through.
this because they knew the shit, but would you, as an average person in the United States
of America, did you understand much of anything of this?
You know, to be honest with you, I had it on mute in the background.
As much as I'm entertained by Harley Cameron, you know, I was throwing her voice.
She's a very talent, I'm telling you, she's really talented.
She just needs a good act.
But the big issue to me was they put up a graphic.
for Tony Storm versus Mariah May in Australia.
They said it's going to be on TNT.
They said it's going to be on Max,
obviously live in Australia.
No time.
They never listed a time.
I have no idea what time this airs.
Is it live anywhere in America?
Is it a live stream?
Is it being taped?
We have no answers to anything.
They're going to send out VHSs.
I don't know.
I can't believe you had this on you.
mute.
Because Harley was doing all that great ventriloquism.
She was making her voice come out of her own mouth.
I didn't see her puppet.
So then they did a novel thing where they had Officer Bar Brady, our friend Alex
Marvez, in the back with Jeff Jarrett.
And before he even spoke, Karen came in and told Marvez, said, I need, I need, I need,
I need a minute to talk to Jeff.
And so he bowed out, and then the camera shooting them for live national television
zoomed in on their private chat.
Did that seem odd to you?
Yeah, I mean, the whole idea you leave, but the cameraman could stay.
I don't know what that's about.
And then...
That's treating the audience dumb.
You have to do it the whole way through or you don't do it at all.
Well, then at least, Marvez, as he usually is, is in the dark about what's going
on, but everybody else knows.
But she's telling him, Jeff, don't do, it's not who you are anymore, don't do this,
what the fuck's he going to go out and commit Harry Carey, or even Harry Carey Jr?
And by the way, what's not what he is anymore?
It's, it's, you know, that's, like, comic that he was last week.
But when he, when he was a heel, he used to double as the unknown comic with a bag over his
head on the gong show.
I get, I, I, I don't, I don't understand.
What did she mean by don't, don't beat Monty Brown?
Don't drop the title?
What is she saying exactly?
But Jeff cuts her off.
He's like, I got this, I got this.
And then he walked straight out to the ring.
So to do an interview.
So basically when you think about it,
Marvez was doing an interview with him to get his comments on the interview he was about to do.
so then
I didn't even think about that
you're right
what was he interviewing him for
he could get to comments
on the interview that he was about to do
and then
he goes out and Knoxville likes
Jeff Jared he's been
he's a Tennessee native
and that means a lot
in East Tennessee
and he's been there
with multiple companies
over years and years
and he tries to start
out with kind of a
a folksy anecdote that one of his mentors,
the great Jerry the King Lawler,
one of a thing that he told him once,
he learned him a lesson.
But the amusing antidote, as they say, didn't get over
because he wound it up with,
and Lawler said, don't ever get in the gutter with your opponent.
And the people were like, hmm?
It wasn't a most profound statement,
or at least the way Jeff Boller,
built it up. It wasn't the most profound
statement. But then
then he said, but sometimes it's
great to come back home to remember
who you are and that got to pop.
Because go back again
to Tennessee. If you
just go out there and scream
Tennessee over and over,
they will cheer in Knoxville. He's from nowhere
near Knoxville. That'd be like me going to Albany
and saying it's great to be home.
Well, no, because you New Yorkers,
you have no sense of
togetherness and
family, familia.
Is that what it is?
See, people in Albany,
they're like fucking green-headed
Martians to you.
Well, you're not wrong about that.
You're not wrong about the people in Albany.
And what you've said about the people of Poughkeepsie.
I've never said anything.
That's not me.
That's you.
Well,
how dare you?
It may have been or may not have been.
But then,
so Jeff has,
at least he's got people kind of interested
in what he's saying.
and so I'm rooting for a strong clothes.
Well, let me ask you at this point,
did you have any idea where this was going?
No, no, but I was rooting for a strong close.
And I was rooting for it to come fairly quickly.
And he then made the statement,
MJF, you're going to find out exactly who the last loutal outlaw is.
He fumbled last outlaw.
And I was like, God damn it.
so then he said
he fumbled his own
fucking name
but then I thought that would be the go home line right
but no
MGF you're going to find out exactly who the last
loud owl outlaw is
we're going to settle this somewhere
I like I say in Tennessee I'm going to take you out
behind the woodshed but no lights no cameras
I'm going to take you to the woodshed and beat your
ass
well I can understand no light
but apparently it's not going to be a cinematic match.
Has Jeff ever had a woodshed at any of the properties
he's lived at his entire life?
You know, honestly, yes, I believe he has
because I think there was a shed that was full of wood
at Jerry Jarrett's house up in Hendersonville.
Lance Russell saw that woodshed and said,
that's much bigger than my woodshed.
I took pictures of the goddamn fabulous ones
naked to the waist in front of it.
with fucking hats on with snake skin hat bands, baby.
God damn it, they sold like crazy too.
But the point is, how are they going to have this match if there's no camera?
That's going to be hard to fucking...
But then after that, after he said that, he transitioned, Jeff being he,
to his quest to become the AEW world champion at age 57.
and he said he wanted to call out
the world champion John Moxley to talk.
Okay, that's what, yeah, Moxley comes out every week
and talks to people after he puts a plastic bag over their head
or pours bleach down their throat or fucking...
That's right.
I'm my Joan Rivers, can we talk?
Cody says, so what do you want to talk about?
I just say, can we talk?
and but in that here suddenly they play music
but Claudia while Jeff is looking where
that the the
boer horseman and Dick the boozer
normally come from the back of the arena through the people
Claudio just comes in behind him in the ring
and turns him around and hits him with one upper cut
and Jeff goes down and is there immobile
and Claudio says nobody gets to Moxley without going through me first stay out of our business and starts walking out
and Jeff forget from the one forearm after we see people run over with goddamn motor vehicles on this program
Jeff's got the microphone he's still down but he's in the ring Claudio turn your ass around
you'll have to kill me to stop me apparently that'll be three four arms
but if I beat your ass next week,
then I get my title shot.
And Claudia,
okay, I'll see you next week.
And apparently we're going to see that next week.
We'll see who sees it.
That may be the lowest rated segment
in the history of dynamite.
We'll see.
That's going to be a problem, that segment.
It didn't look like Claudia wanted to watch it.
But I do.
So I don't,
And again, I don't know what's happening here with this.
And then there's more from MJF here in a minute or two, but...
Let's finish this.
I guess it ties together, though.
It appears they are being separated, although they will have a match at some point,
whether it's at a shed or in a ring, shall be determined at a later time.
They've made some closing remarks without closing the issue.
and left it dangling.
I was always critical of Jeff coming to AEW
and his usage in AEW everything.
But I said I thought that the idea he has one more year left,
there could be some interesting things done there.
Sadly, it appears to have exposed...
I mean, I don't know, if you were going to do something big with Jeff Charott,
you would never say, you know,
now's the time to give him more promo time than he's ever had, ever.
And it really hasn't exposed his strengths.
I mean, none of his strengths have been shown for the last month or so.
And now we're going to get him and the Boer Horseman.
Him and Claudio has a chance to be, well, we'll see what the ratings are.
I could surprise me.
But, oh, boy.
But yeah, I just, I think, and he couldn't even get his fucking nickname out.
He screwed up his own name in his home state.
Well, now, wait a minute.
That's not the one he's had all the practice spelling.
The last la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la it used to be what bobby doing la la la la la la la it is somebody the baby face of
every bit of a headlock i'd be close enough leaning in i'd hear him go lavalu
what do you think of the idea i mean again last week's mj f jiff jeff jarratt segment it wasn't just us that was
not universally
well there weren't too many people that seemed to come out
and say they really loved it
and everyone went the other way
and it appears that is AEW shifting gears
is that what this is?
Well it's certainly leaving it open to not happen
you know they both talked about each other
but at the same time they both apparently have other things going on
Maybe they're going to come back to this match
when the people demand it?
You think Jeff has enough time left in his career?
It'll be interesting.
That's the tease for next week, Jeff and Claudio.
Oh, boy.
We were almost to the 9 o'clock hour,
but we got swerve Strickland versus AR Fox,
and I'm thinking, okay, I'll fast forward through this
and see what they're going to do at the 9 o'clock hour.
at the 9 o'clock hour
swerve was still beating up Mr. Fox
but ricochet came out
and jumped up on the apron of the ring
and went to stab
swerve in the head with the golden scissors
golden scissors
that was that Beatles tune that really didn't get enough attention in
that was golden slumbers they were different scissors than last time
much smaller than the
I was about to say somebody forgot to bring the big golden
gardening shears because these were like golden fucking cuticle scissors.
They were half the size.
Did he buy a set?
Apparently, you know, he's investing in gold.
Next week it'll be a golden spoon and then a golden fork.
I want to see the golden nail file.
I think that's going to be the one.
But he goes to stab swerve and swerve ducks and then Nana comes around with a lead pipe
and backs ricochet off of the ring
and they go through the entrance way
and they're gone
and then swerve beat
A.R. Fox with his thing
and then help the guy up
after they've been kicking a shit out of each other
15 minutes.
And then suddenly, ricochet is on the screen
and is a close-up of him
cutting a promo
and calm
and staring straight into the camera.
and he makes the point he's got a lot to say next week
about the way he doesn't go into why he doesn't just say it now
but he's got a lot to say next week
and the camera widens out and ricochet is holding
the point of these scissors to Nana's throat
and Nana is comically on his tiptoes with his headcockback
up against the wall
scared
looking like
step and fetch it
in a fucking 30s
Charlie Chan movie
and the thing is
when they opened the shot
on the close-up
on ricochet
and he was staring
into the camera
you've got a knife
to a man's throat
and you turn your
goddamn head
what is the guy
with the knife
to his throat
going to do
grab the goddamn knife
but no
Rokoshae's
known for his strength.
He wasn't touching him.
I've said he wouldn't be able to wrestle the knife away from him.
He's so strong.
He could knock the knife away from his neck and run, couldn't he?
None of some queens.
I'm sure he's dealt with us plenty of times.
One would think.
Just going to the local fucking McDonald's.
Guess what the fans did?
What's that?
Nothing.
They didn't care.
I'll say it here.
I know he has a promo later.
I don't know if you're going to talk about it or not.
I'm completely sick of swerp, Strickland, than everyone.
We're over the swerve.
Oh, my God.
And Nana, I hate to say, because he's a very nice guy.
I know I like Nana personally, but they've done,
they've given me no reason to root for anything Nana's involved in
because he's a scared,
feckless, incompetent manager that gets in the way more than he tries to help,
and that's by their instruction.
Yeah, I'm completely sick of both of them.
So I'm rooting for ricochet to stab them.
Stab, yes.
That's the other side of it.
Please.
Yeah, you're rude for the baby facing, you're root for the stabbing.
That's what...
I hope it gets him with the smaller scissors, though, because I feel like there'll be less jail time.
Because the large ones, it's like, clearly you're trying to kill them.
The small ones...
Oh, yeah, I saw a loose thread.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
It was just, it was a flesh wound.
Just a flesh wound.
It wouldn't go all the way to the artery.
one last thing on this whole thing.
Where the fuck is AR Fox been?
Remember he was part of the whole thing?
He helped break into Nick Wayne's house with Swerve back in the day.
That's right.
Yeah, he was a part of the whole thing.
And that somehow he turned back baby face and he apologized.
And then I don't know what happened, but here he is after all this time.
And he's wrestling Swerve for 15 minutes and then Swerve helps him up.
okay
whose house
apparently not swerves anymore
I believe he was
he was asked to leave
see I thought I was gonna say whose house
I thought you would go well half a house
well and why didn't you feed me that somehow
a third of a house
I knew what I was talking about
a third of a house they say yeah it was
maybe maybe 32%
all right Knoxville Civic Coliseum
by the way depending on the rest of
set up can be from 5,000 to if you had no curtain anywhere and opened every seat in the house
southeast and put in the risers southeastern got 6,500 in there.
I don't think that's ever been done again for a wrestling setup.
Nevertheless, then guess who came out?
There was a job guy in the ring, but we came back from a break and boom, MJF music.
and now
explain this to me Brian
we're down to with some of these guys
and poor MJF is amongst them
where the music gets a pop from the people
but when they see the actual person
they don't cheer
what did they think
there's a guy in the ring they were going to see
MJF wrestle and he came out in street clothes
and obviously not going to wrestle
and they felt deflated
or what
but it's like they'll pop on music
but they won't pop onto people.
Why are they not popping
onto people, Jerry?
I think because of some of the people
MJF has worked with
and some of the segments
they've done together,
people need to see something from
MJF maybe right now.
They need to see something different
with someone different
and they certainly weren't positively
reacting to the Jeff Jarrett stuff.
So I think in a lot of ways
maybe this was a hold your breath
and see what is this
because we just saw Jeff and Clark.
audio do their angle.
Well, and what is this?
Was MJF told the job guy to leave the ring and to Jeff Jarrett,
you ought to give every fan here an apology.
But I deserve an apology more than anybody.
Because what you did last week, I made you the offer.
And then he reiterated the offer was,
hey, Jeff, I'll help you win the deal, the title shot,
and then you win the title, and then blah, blah, blah.
And then you give me a title shot.
he made Jeff the offer because he thought that
Jeff would be the easiest one to beat
and that that went a while
and I don't think the people really cared about hearing it
but finally he's a pro wrestling doesn't love you anymore
these fans don't love you
which sparked a few medium double j chance
and sometimes you're better off making a deal with the devil
than defying him
MJF has gotten into category of trying too hard at this point to make up for
everything that's been done to him but he's he's obviously now remember early on
MJF was the smooth the the the roaster the unflappable I'm smarter than you I'm
better than you than you know it and remember I said every once in a while when he would get too
mad that somebody get too far under his skin,
that that wasn't good for him.
He need to be able to still keep his goddamn,
well, now he's having temper tantrums
and losing his shit and blurting out things
that he allegedly doesn't want to blurt out.
He's into these things more than anybody in the crowd is.
He's going, he's either madder or he's more invested in this.
It just looks awkward.
Do you see what I'm trying to say?
you think he should be riling everyone up, not the one to get riled up?
Somewhat.
And I think that trying so hard to get people into this rotten material or situations that he's been forced to work with,
I'm not saying the, you know, it just, it's too much, he's, people, he's cried wolf.
He ain't been the devil in a long time.
with most of people he's talking to or about or wanting to fuck with,
the people don't particularly care whether the devil fucking goes down to Georgia on them or not.
Is he the devil again?
Or was Adam Cole the devil?
Well, he's doing the devil horns,
and he said sometimes you're better off making a deal with the devil than defying him to Jeff.
So now he's the devil.
He's the devil.
He's the devil again.
The devil made him.
it. But it's not done.
Because when he said
that, then music played,
and here came
hang-nail Adam Page.
It was his match.
The announcer, well, it was his match that
we thought we were going to see when MJF came
out. Then why the fuck did he wait
10 minutes to come out
until MJF had said all that shit?
And
Paige got up in MJF's face
and is telling him,
get they get out of here leave get out of my area here or whatever and the fans at least were
chanting but they were chanting cowboy shit isn't that what they wanted them to do four years ago
the people in knoxville may have not been paying close attention does he still do the cowboy
shit i thought he was a heel what is he who is he let me clarify this what the fuck is going on
there will be no clarity if he's few people
Shooting with MJF, or I mean, I don't know if that's what this is.
If they're having issues, he's a baby face.
Maybe it's like Sergeant Slaughter is a heel bumping in the heel iron chic in the aisleway.
And then all of a sudden, Sergeant Slaughter is a baby face.
Maybe it's something like that.
And I will say, I hadn't even thought of it as an option until this show.
Adam Page versus MJF, it's something they haven't done that could be interesting.
thing.
Well, does Page start sandbagging and sabotaging MJF like he did punk when he got a chance
to do something on top?
Maybe.
I can't rule that out, obviously.
It's on his track record, but...
Jesus Christ, then.
That's all MJF needs.
But in terms of...
You're talking about what MJF needs.
What he doesn't need is Adam Cole.
What he doesn't need, as it turns out, is Jeff Jarrett.
What he doesn't need is anyone else.
he has already been married to at some point in the last five years.
Now, he's done little things with Adam Page, going back to the very beginning, but
those two guys have been there since the beginning, there's steadies on that show.
I'm not saying it's ideal.
I'm not the biggest Hangman Page fan.
Whenever you want to invest in him, he delivers a soft promo.
But I'll take this over.
There aren't too many other things right now with anyone who's not already just doing
something, although if AEW dropped the Jarrett thing,
maybe they'll drop the Moxley thing
or something else, but
I'm okay with seeing where this is for
at least a little while. Well, at least now
we have another clue here, though, because
Paige is still out there, so he beat
the job guy in 30 seconds, and then
as any true
upcoming baby
face, kept beating on him after the
match and gave him a big face plant
fucking move, Chris
Daniels' move, and then music played
and Chris Daniels came out in a neck
brace. Right, now he's a heel again.
Because apparently
whatever
they've been doing on collision or
rampage or whatever they had a Texas death
match and Paige
fuck Daniels up and
Daniels will...
Daniels, it comes out
and says all I ever wanted to do
was be your friend, but I
messed that up. So wait, if this guy
has dropped you on your head and retired
you, so you're going to come out and apologize
to him.
you attacked me and said what you said
and I let my ego and insecurities escalate it
after you attacked me
to a point where I accepted the most violent match
against the most violent man
and I regret that
and I wrote what the fuck it now
another baby face is apologizing to some guy that's fucking
and I regret that
so yeah I said I regret it
So after the Texas death match, the doctor told Daniels to never wrestle again.
So, Adam, you win.
This is goodbye.
I'm sorry and I hope you can be happy.
And he walks off and leaves Paige standing there.
And Paige is just mute, just silence.
So are the fans, by the way.
But so is this the first time in history that somebody will be shamed into becoming a baby face again?
He was shaming him into becoming a baby face again.
baby face?
What baby face has received more shame,
even if it's self-shame than Adam Page
in the history of AEW in K-Fabe?
That's his whole gimmick.
He's drinking because of shame.
Everything's because of something.
All righty.
Well,
we know one thing that Mercedes Monet
can do now properly.
She can walk when you cure her.
Did you see when they cut to her backstage
and she's standing there
and then suddenly they queued her to walk
and she started walking.
And not many people
can just nail that the first time.
So she's got four belts now.
You can't see her for the belt.
She's got some English indie girls belt.
She's got the Japanese belt.
She got the fucking AEW belt, whatever.
And then here came Harley Cameron in again.
They're going to shoehorn her into anything.
Just to get you to talk about them.
and she sang a challenge to Mercedes while playing a guitar.
And I thought, have you ever watched, like, remember, America's Got Talent,
you know, where they did the audition show, where they showed you the people that suck that couldn't get on?
Help me.
Of course, I know what this is.
Of course, everyone knows what that is.
Well, the whole, I'm not even talking about just the song.
I mean the whole segment.
Mercedes is stilted delivery and the fact that she didn't even have a microphone,
a boom mic properly on her, which she started talking until Renee Moksley Good walked in
with a real microphone, and then here comes this girl out of nowhere singing a challenge
while accompanying herself on the guitar.
Renee's kind of grooving to it.
I told you, Harley Cameron's really talented.
Get her away from wrestling.
She needs a good manager.
Come on, one of you guys in Hollywood?
She needs a subway and a hat to turn upside down
to catch the loose change.
If she picked the right station,
she can get discovered.
So you're saying that Harley Cameron
could make a lot of cash in a subway
if she worked it right?
With her act, yes.
I don't know where you're going.
I don't know where your dirty mind.
Your dirty mind is going.
What do you call that an act?
I'd say it's pretty natural.
But anyway, then Jamie Hater
wrestled Jimmy Hart.
Oh, I'm sorry, I had my shorthand.
That's Julia Hart.
What did you think of that match, Brian?
Jamie Hater used to look like such a badass
and look cool.
Now she looks like, if you said to AI,
make me a wrestler named Velvet McIntyre.
That's what would pop up.
She was like Ronald McDonald's assistant.
Only a Velvet had carnal.
knowledge of Ronald McDonald.
What is, I don't know.
It's not an appealing gimmick change.
Is it a gimmick change if you just change your look?
I don't even know.
I don't know.
That's what I kept thinking.
All right.
Well, in the back, swerve was screaming
about being the most dangerous man in AEW.
Now, Paige was the most violent man.
But you can be violent without being dangerous,
I guess.
but how dangerous is goddamn
Swerve his manager has been
kidnapped, abducted, abused,
anal probed
Swerve himself has been beaten
left laying, lost his belt
Bobby Lashley punked him out
Nana is standing back there
Verclimped while Swerve is screaming
about what he's going
to do, but he never does anything.
Is this why we're overswerve?
Again, he is the most violent, dastardly man in A.W., and you think about, yeah, well,
you know, he kidnapped.
Well, he didn't kidnap the kid.
He just went and terrorized the kid on camera.
Yeah, yeah.
And besides that, the kid was under 12 months old, so you can't really terrorize.
He don't know what's going on.
Well, he also...
He could be Uncle Swerve making faces.
He also broke into Nick Wayne's wrestling complex and beat the shit out of him.
But on the other hand, he's also had his...
house burned down.
And someone else drank his blood.
And there's been all sorts of things.
He had one of his dreadlocks ripped out.
He had his grill taken.
That's right.
But you don't want to mess with him.
Well, I'll tell you what, when you pull somebody's teeth out and they don't do anything
about it.
So then there was a message from the remaining members of the House of Blecht.
Brody and Buddy and Julia, they have apparently
replaced Malachi Black with a dog.
Did you see that?
I mean, I guess you can consider it a replacement.
I hadn't thought of it that way.
There was a dog in the video.
Yes, they're in the tunnel in the darkened area
where they live in the darkness and the black.
And there's Buddy and there's Brody and there's Julian
and there's a dog.
So there's no Malachi.
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Is the dog a bird?
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You need to see him?
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Edge and Pack was the main event.
There was a nice hand for Edge when he came out because they know who he is.
He's been somewhere.
Pack came through the crowd and I don't know if anybody noticed.
Except, but they probably said, why is that guy coming back from the concession stand with no shirt on?
But then he got in a ring and I noticed that it was,
9.44 p.m. Eastern time.
That means even without an overrun,
they had 16 minutes to go.
So I fucking zipped ahead
till after their break
and they were getting, they were,
PAC was getting some heat on edge,
and I started watching it,
and I zoned out on it.
They were being very careful not to rush.
Let's put it that way.
you know it's always one of these things it's always too hot or too cold it's never just right
but i mean i don't know i didn't watch the whole thing i think edge is a pro he's got plenty of
experience but he made a comeback he milked the spear pack wouldn't get up and edge wouldn't go
to him because he could spear him in the fucking back finally pack got up he got up and
and Edge went to him
and Pack leapfrog the spear
and they went right into another spot.
It just,
Pack to me has timing issues,
especially when he spends 15 minutes on the top rope,
but it just, I don't know what's going on.
At one point, Pac got a submission hold on Edge
while he was on Edge's back.
Edge was fully supporting his weight.
I'm thinking fall straight back.
Just fall straight back.
The fans, I thought, were zoned out.
What gave that away?
Was it the dead silence?
Well, that was the first clue I had.
And then when I saw the ushers holding mirrors
in front of the front row people's mouths
to check and see if they were breathing.
So the ghost of Bueller in the front row?
This was bad enough for Buella to come back to life to hoot at him.
Pack kept kicking Edge in the back of the head
because Edge wouldn't move.
he got kicked in the back of the head
and he just slumped and he just stayed there
and it did not move to be kicked in the back of the head again
then the Joe Schmo show started
or the Joe Schmoe start showed
I wonder if the ratings will be better
for Joe Schmoe than they were for AEW
so what do you think of the fact that Moxley choked out
I mean we always say that every
you feel like he's always beat down
did you even bring up the FTR rock and roll
express thing here? Well, hold on, I ain't there yet. I say the Joe Schmo
show show, the Joe Schmo show
the Joe Schmo show started,
but it was still the wrestling. That was the overrun. I thought you were saying
just all of a sudden your version went right to the actual show. No, because
the DVR stops, you've got to go to the Joe Schmo show on DVR to continue
watching this thing and they go one minute past the hour and then Edge hits the
cutter on
PAC 1, 2, 3.
And they start playing
Edge's music and suddenly
Moxley is on the screen
again.
And as Edge looks,
there's Claudio and
Marina Schaefer and
I think old Wheely,
Wheely useless, he was in there too,
but they have
these three
people and one woman
have
Cash Wheeler and Dax Hardwood
tied to chairs,
duct tape to chairs with their mouse duct taped.
Dax is over on his side in the chair.
Cash is trying to wiggle.
And the Rock and Roll Express are on the floor.
Remember they got kidnapped
and duct taped to a cage
a couple weeks ago.
Now, they were on the floor,
but you couldn't tell who it was.
because Ricky's face down with his face turned away from the camera
on a chair so they can concerto him in a second
and Robert I think he was turned his face out of shame
and the announcers which if you're listening to them
you might have heard past all of the
and the dick the boozer and his screaming minions
that's the Rock and Roll Express they're doing publicity
but no now they're down on the goddamn ground and they
hit Ricky Morton with the fake chair shot
that resounds by hitting the floor
because his brains would explode if they really did that
and there's no way for him to sell it
and then they walk off
and leave the two guys tied to the chair
and the Rock and Roll Express face down on the floor
and walk into the arena where Edge is alone
and they surround the ring
So you mean to tell me
that Edge is one of the biggest stars in this company
and the only four people out of this giant roster
and everybody that we've seen tonight
that would even think about coming out to help him
was FTR and two guys in their mid to late 60s
to begin with what the fuck.
and they all jump edge and there's mild booing and they get weak heat.
And then here comes Jay White with music and all by it's Jay White.
And people are like, eh?
And didn't he beat up one or two in the alleyway and that he got in the ring and they stopped him?
And the fans were indifferent to that.
and then Moxley got the choke on edge
and they were holding
Jay White down immobile
and so nobody in the ring was moving
and this was the heat they were getting
where they're holding one guy and not moving themselves
and the other guy's choking the other guy
and neither one of them were moving
and then the heels got up and left
after they'd finished fucking choking
these fucking goofballs out.
The fans weren't moving either.
Whew.
I don't
I don't know what to tell you.
That was that.
I mean, there's so much to say.
First of all, if you're going to do this kind of stupid shit
with the Rock and Roll Express,
wouldn't you establish on this show that they are there?
Could maybe they have done the backstage interview
instead of Jeff Jarrett doing the backstage interview
about the interview he was about to go out to the rig and do live.
Harley Cameron got two segments.
Well, she's got two of a lot of things, and it's not fair.
Well, she got two segments, they got kidnapped.
Yes, she.
You know, Edge and Dax and Cash are kind of the same
in terms of baby faces that have been beat down
or just made the look foolish so often
that they're not effective baby faces anymore.
Dax and Cash were tied to each.
Dax was turned over on the chair
Cash at least had the dignity to be sitting up straight
Well, no, that means that Dax was putting up more of a struggle
After how did they get them in that position
What did they propofal them?
That's what I
Had they get all four?
Was it one by one or did they do it all at one time?
It's ridiculous.
They must have been hanging out behind, you know,
Ricky Morton knows exactly where that one room
all the way at the end of the bowels of the Coliseum is
where you could entertain a female company.
I bet they staked out that door
and caught them all as they were coming out.
I remember that room.
That was the one that had the sign that said no Andrea.
Hey, come on now.
Was that a different room?
I don't know.
That was a different room.
The point is this does nothing for the baby faces.
The fans aren't reacting to anything that Heel Moxley does.
You began this show with what was a hot series of events for AEW.
made not have all made sense.
But it doesn't matter.
The fans were into it.
People were jumping all over the place.
They were over.
The fans reacted to Kenny.
The fans reacted to Osprey.
Fans didn't react to PAC.
Fans didn't react to Edge.
Fans certainly aren't reacting.
No, they cheered him when he came out.
They just didn't want to see the pack.
And then they went to sleep because no one wants to see him wrestle.
And they certainly didn't react to Moxley.
And you said Edge is a star.
I, you know, he was part of the star machine.
I have not seen anything since he has returned,
especially to AEW since he has entered AEW.
He doesn't feel like a star.
Whatever he may have been a long time ago,
he just seems like a baby face with bad instincts.
Well, to be fair, to be fair, every star that's come to AEW
doesn't seem like a star anymore.
Just to be fair.
You know, and I think, well, Ashley and Shelton, we said it before.
They're super over, and you don't hear any complaints about the fact that they're not young guys.
But with Jeff Jarrett, and especially Edge, who's younger than Jeff Jarrett,
these guys look so old.
It's like a different energy.
It's not the right, they're not getting, nothing's giving off the right energy right now.
The opening of the show kind of did, and the heart business did.
Hurtsin today.
I'm trying to think
because I can't remember exactly
and I don't want to give wrong figures
but somebody ought to add up
the combined age of Edge and
fuck flummox
what's his name?
You just said.
Jared.
Edge and Jeff.
Yes, thank you.
And Christian.
Throw Christian on it.
He's the number one contender.
No, hold there.
The comparison I was going to make.
Put.
And Jeff looks pretty dagum good,
especially his arms for 57.
But put.
He looks.
old. Add up Edge and Jeff
Jarrett's age and then add up
Shelton and Lashley's age
and I bet it wouldn't
be that fucking strikingly different
and goddamn those two guys look like
they could kick the shit out of everybody in the company.
I mean, Shelton, yeah.
I mean, I'm not saying, not to your point, just in terms
of how he looks in terms of age.
But Bobby Lashley, it's kind of remarkable
how much he has not aged
facially or in any way.
Yeah.
25 years.
Hell, there you go.
But that's the state of AEW.
They got things right now that the fans are really into,
or at least the fans are into,
and there's stuff that silences the fans and kills the crowd,
and the Moxley stuff,
I mean, the most difficult conversation is going to be
if Tony gets to a point where he doesn't let it play out
the way Moxley wants it to.
But at this point, how could you?
How close to the end of this thing?
thing you think we are in Moxley's head.
I think it's going for a while.
Oh, God. I love the idea. We probably have to wait at least until Darby gets off Mount
Everest. Well, that ain't going to happen. We have to wait at least until Orange Cassidy returns.
Maybe they can get a Darby plaque to put up in memory of Darby, who's still somewhere on Mount
Everest. So that's the thing, you know, I hate the Moxley stuff, but Edge went along with it here.
Why is Edge letting a... Edge doesn't really...
right now the last thing he needs as an on-air character is to once again be laid out,
especially just choked out to the point where you're dead, and they just leave while the
fans sit there in silence? What the fuck? And it's already been established now that the only
tenuous friend you might have that's not able to be kidnapped and tied to anything that's handy
is fucking Jay White, and he was no help whatsoever. Everybody else just, ah, fuck him. I got to beat
the traffic. And again, FTR, they never...
are presented as strong baby faces.
They're always presented as secondary characters
who get kidnapped or attacked.
And that doesn't help anyone,
but that was AEW Dynamite.
Jim, we have the ratings.
I was about to ask if anybody watched this thing.
AEW Dynamite
on Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025,
8 to 10.06 p.m., on average,
according to
Resolomics
655,000 viewers
Oh, they're still over 600,000
They made a big comeback
from last month or whatever
But
Down 4% from last week
Which was 679
Up 7% from the trailing four weeks
Which was 614
But now here
I'm wondering
They're on max now
So apparently
not only did nobody migrate over to watching on Max
but some people that have come back to watching here
instead of going to Max
that weren't watching last month
so what are we hearing about Max?
What about Max?
Not Friedman but the streaming, Max streaming.
We're not hearing too much
and I think if the numbers were extraordinary
they would probably be talked about a little more.
But again, that's, that's,
the thing. It's a different situation than Netflix. Netflix is the only option. Max is just
an option. Yeah, maybe, maybe the thing is that the threat of AEW on streaming has run people
back to cable. No, they figured out a good way to get people to Max. They announced that Australia
show and they had no times, and I just have to go there all day and just wait and hope. See what
happens. Wishing and hoping. All right, quarter one, where did we start out here? Let's go to the
quarterly breakdown. Quarter one. These were compiled by
WrestleMania, 8 to 8.15 p.m.
The Will Osprey, Kenny Omega, Don Callis Live Angle,
832,000 viewers.
Okay, I'm seeing a cliff coming with their average and that strong of a start.
That's a good name for a job, or Cliff Coming.
Cliff Coming.
Quarter to 815 to 8.30 p.m.
You know, if only out of thought of that, when I had Cliff Compton,
down here. The Death Riders
promo and private party versus the
Hertz Syndicate with picture and picture ads
695,000 viewers.
Okay, so
was the Big Bang theory
is still the lead-in?
But 137,000 people
said, oh my God, we've made a drastic mistake
in the first 15 minutes. All right.
Well, again, I think just in general, the number
the second quarter, as always, is the true number that they're starting with, but we got a quarter
3, 830 to 845 p.m. Continuation of Party versus Syndicate, the Mariah May video, the Tony Storm
Harley Cameron backstage angle, an ad break, the Jeff Jarrett Karen Jarrett backstage angle,
and the Jeff Jarrett live promo. What a quarter. 643,000 viewers. Oh, good.
Good God. Okay, there went another 52,000, so we are now down a hundred and seventy-nine thousand people from in the first 45 minutes. Tell me more.
8.45 to 9 p.m. quarter four, Claudio Castignolli confronting Jeff Jarrett, an ad break, the Megan Bain video, and the start of A.R. Fox versus Swerve Strickler.
into a picture and picture.
MR.
Ducks.
Every time I hear A.R.
I think EMR.
Ducks.
601,000 viewers.
All right, well, we've lost 231,000 people in one hour.
That's,
that's 25% of what they started,
more than 25% of what they started with.
And we're at the top of the 9 o'clock hour,
and now I'm thinking they have to pick something up somewhere
to be able to meet their average by the end.
of this thing, don't they?
Well, we'll find out what happens here in the second hour.
The big 9 o'clock hour, 9 to 9.15 p.m. quarter five.
Here comes the golden scissors.
The continuation of Fox versus swerve.
The postmatch with Rikoshae and Prince Nana
and small scissors.
The Learning Tree backstage promo.
The MJF Live promo.
Adam Page versus Tyler Schoop.
Tyler Shoop.
Shoop
Shoop
Shoop
And the
Adam Page
Christopher Daniel's
ramp angle
646,000
Shoups
Well they brought in
45,000 extra shoops
at the top of the hour
Why didn't they put
Tyler Shoup on TV before
He's the only one's been able to bring the numbers up
Well they may have to put more of him
On the show next week
We'll find out
We go now to quarter six
915 and 930 p.m.
We start with an ad break, the Mercedes Monet, Harley Cameron backstage angle,
and the start of Jamie Hader versus Julia Hart with picture and picture.
637,000 viewers.
Well, that ain't bad.
That's seven, uh, hold on, four.
Wait, six, and nine thousand, nine thousand different.
All right, you found the number?
I found the number.
See, it was one of the ones that they hide.
every once in a while.
We go to quarter 7.9.30 to 9.45 p.m.
The continuation of Hart versus Hater.
The postmatch.
An icicle just fell down outside.
An ad break.
Sware Strickland's backstage promo.
Brody King, Buddy Matthews, and Julia Hart's video.
And the start of Cope versus Pack.
618,000 viewers.
Good Lord.
Edge.
lost people, lost 19,000 of them.
Holy crap.
If you were an edge fan and you wanted to see him come back,
you've seen anything you wanted to see by now.
Unfortunately.
Do you think they could have a special match with swerve
against the insurance adjuster that denied the claim on his house being burned down?
Well, we'll see what Tony could book next time they go to Washington or something.
But Jim, we go now at a quarter eight, and I remind you, we have an overrun.
9.45 to 10 p.m.
Cope versus Pack continued.
Every bit of it.
With picture and picture.
590,000 viewers.
Six-minute overrun.
More Cope versus Pack.
The Death Riders, FTR, the rock and roll, and Jay White.
592,000 viewers.
2,000 people showed up for Joe Schmo.
Uh, well, on the bright side, 590 and 592 is not as bad as I thought it was going to be.
And on the, the dim side, they started with 832, they finished with 592, that's 240,000 people, or...
What percentage, Brian, is 240,000 of 832,000?
Oh, fuck you, hold on.
well it's it's somewhere it's somewhere right right a little less than a third
they lost 30% of their audience all right well i hear i hear the clicking well no i
apparently the window i had open with the calculator closed i don't know oh oh well
what the fuck no wonder you're hearing all these noises in the background if you've got your
window open well that's not what i meant but that was once again a e w dynamite
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RICO!
All right, well, we're back and the wrestling fun continues.
Of course, here on the show.
And Jim, we are still in January, so year end polls are still coming in or starting to come in.
And we have the latest pro wrestling illustrated here.
Every year we talk about their annual awards.
Oh, boy.
The latest issue?
spring 2025, 999 in issue.
Jesus.
Jesus, what in the world?
Is that the price of a magazine?
No wonder nobody reads anymore.
I used to be able to go in the fucking local airport newsstand
wherever I happen to be flying out of and get eight magazines for $10.
The headline, Blonds Have More Fun, and wins on the cover
and has Liv Morgan, Tony Storm, and Mariah May, a purple cover.
someone else should design their covers let me just let me just add that to the equation here but let's go to the awards the 2024 year and pro wrestling awards from the staff is this all women all women on the cover is this an all female list or what's going on here no it's there are female winners but they're just appealing to the horny men that buy the magazine these days rather than trying to go any any any any you know high road type of
thing here. They're just going straight for the smut.
I think in general, it seems like pro wrestling
illustrated as it currently is situated.
They go with either just women or unknowns
that they're trying to champion.
And it always seems like a weird strategy to me. I guess there are
horny people that just want pictures of women that you'll see on TV that
aren't going to be doing anything explicit. It's just a wrestling
magazine, but... But they're positioned that way. So they've got those women
in those positions.
Yeah, again, that's the way they're positioning it, but
Yes.
They certainly like to advocate for certain people.
Which one is reverse cowgirl on that cover?
Okay, that's not here, but let's go to Rookie of the Year, Jim, for 2024, the
rookie of the year, Kalani Jordan.
Who, what?
From NXT, Kailani Jordan, 48% of the vote.
48%.
Who did they consider rookies past this young,
person. Well, also from
NXT. Jada Parker.
Jada Parker.
And also from, where is this
person from? TNA, G.C.W.
NXT. Oh, Carmen
Petrovich.
What? 8%.
And finally from Japan, Oleg
Bolton. Oleg Bolton from when Michael Bolton
had that affair with that Russian
whore. Talk to Rob.
All right.
Kalani Jordan, a very attractive young lady.
Who are all these people's names?
What was the one that got 8% was who?
Carmen Petrovich.
Okay.
All right, well, let's go now.
The Most Improved Wrestler of the Year with 23% of the vote.
It's Mariah May.
Mariah May, Most Improved Wrestler, coming in second.
Does that mean this is another way of saying this category
is people who sucked last year?
With 19% Nia Jaxx.
No, geez.
Oh, God.
Well, yeah, she's all right now, but you should have seen her last year.
With 14% Obafemi, and at 9% Maxine Dupree.
Oh, good.
Somebody thinks she's improved from what?
To what?
35% of the votes went to the following other people, including Megan Bain, Luke Jacobs,
my Sakurai and Ash by elegance.
Who's buying this fucking magazine?
That's an interesting question.
Let's go to comeback of the year
with 20% of the vote.
Liv Morgan, come back of the year.
Coming in second place with 19%
Mercedes Monet.
Oh boy, well, at least we've heard of these people,
but I don't know if I'd call it a come back.
maybe a go back rather than a comeback.
And filling out the rest of the people who got the big votes,
18% for Randy Orton and 14% for The Rock.
Okay, so the Rock nor Randy Orton's comeback was bigger than Mercedes-Moons.
29% for others, including Thunder Rosa, Mike Santana, Nigel McGuinness, and Chavez.
Did Santana come back?
Just not an AEW.
Oh, okay.
Well, Jim, we'll be.
we now go to another big category,
the inspirational wrestler of the year.
The wrestler that inspires you
to do what?
I actually don't know
what they're inspiring you to do.
Well, they're inspiring you to be a better person,
to lead a better life.
Overcome obstacle.
Most pretentious of the year is also what this is known as,
but inspirational wrestler of the year
with 28%.
Cody Rhodes.
Cody Rhodes, 28%.
Okay, okay.
Well, he has a positive message, you know, for the people.
He always wants to know what they want to talk about, so he's polite.
So I can see that.
22% voted for Brian Danielson.
He inspired people not to make the same mistakes he's made.
Signed in AWW.
Exactly.
8% went to Sammy Zane.
Because he's the one that inspires people who are mad at each other to talk to each other.
He may be the most inspirational promo.
of the bunch so far, but at seven percent...
He does get the people fired up.
Yeah, at 7 percent, Jeff Jarrett.
Okay.
Does he inspire you?
Are you inspired?
They didn't talk to the AEW fans on this one, apparently.
35 percent voted for others, including Otis, Mark Briscoe.
Wait a minute, what are?
Is Otis inspiring people?
I've got to lose weight.
I can't look like that.
I guess because he turned on Chad Gable, he wouldn't put up with the bullying anymore.
I'm not sure.
Mark Briscoe
Jessica Chor
Actually Mark Briscoe
probably should be the person to win the thing
but nevertheless
Jessica Troy
Who would that be?
I don't know
And Mike Santana
He inspired people
With the way that he almost came back
The most popular wrestler of the year
Okay
With 28%
Any guesses?
If you go legitimately
Most popular you have to be
in a Roman Reigns, Cody Rhodes,
C.M. Punk
type of echelon, don't you?
With 28% of the vote,
Cody Rhodes. There you go.
The most popular wrestler of the year,
coming in second place with 17%
Jay Uso.
Oh, and Jay.
Forgot about that mass hypnosis.
Coming in third place with 8%
Joe Hendry.
That's, uh,
Joe has a big family,
8%.
With five,
Ria Ripley.
Okay.
With all due respect to Joe Hendry,
how the fuck did he give more votes
than a woman that's on television
that is seen by multiple tens of times of...
All right.
Is there a chance that the actual readership of PWI
would skew more towards the smaller TNA fan base?
You think?
Because they championed TNA wrestlers
than the YWWE audience.
but 42% voted for others.
If they knew who Grover Farquhar
was a few minutes ago, I have a feeling
they're following the smaller promotions.
42% voted for others, including Roman Reins,
L.A. Knight, Brian Danielson, and
Mark Briscoe, the most hated wrestler
of the year. Any guesses?
Again,
one would think it would be someone
in the WWE, but is it
you can't really call
Drew McIntyre hated the bloodline.
Let's go with Solo.
44% voted for Dominic Mysterio
Oh, forgot about Dominic.
Coming in second place, 10% for Solo Sacoa.
Okay.
7% for MJF.
6% for Logan Paul.
33%
Those 6% actually have met him personally.
33% voted for others including Jack Perry,
Chris Jericho, Liv Morgan, and Drew McIntyre.
Boy, with Perry and Jericho.
I think it's, yeah, we really hate these son of a bitches.
Feud of the year. Any guesses?
Oh, boy. Um, punk and Drew.
36% of the vote.
CM Punk versus Drew McIntyre. Feud of the year.
There you go.
Second place, 17% for Adam Page versus Swerve Strickland.
Ha ha ha! ha!
16% for Liv Morgan versus Ria Ripley
and 9% for Mariah May
versus Tony Storm.
they're breaking this up
in a like,
can we give the WW2
and we give AW2
aren't they?
Because how else
could this be happening
22% voted for others
including Cody versus the bloodline
NXT versus TNA
the bloodline
versus the bloodline
and FE versus
Mance Warner
the bastard
of the Warner family
Placy
there was there was Jack
there was Harry
and there was that
fucking...
But again,
how...
No.
The others, the bloodline
versus the bloodline that
carried a lot of business in the top company
but didn't quite
place with page and swerve.
All right.
The indie wrestler of the year,
39%
voted from Mustafa Ali.
Well, I
remember I said he should be on the
Indies when we had to watch him in
W-W.E. 20% voted for Matt Cardona,
8% voted for Mance Warner, 5%
voted for Alley-Catch,
28% voted for others including Darius Carter,
Shazza McKenzie, Hy-on,
and Cruel.
Hy-on? H-Y-A-N.
Hy-N-N-R-N-R-N-R-N-R-M-E-L, maybe that's a team.
Match of the year, Jim.
thinks match of the year for 2024.
Punk and Drew in a Helen cell.
35% voted for Roman Reins
versus Cody Rhodes at WrestleMania.
Oh, okay. I forget.
It's only been nine months.
I forgot.
Speaking of 9, 9% voted for second place.
CM Punk versus Drew McIntyre,
Hell in a Cell.
Filed by 8% for Danielson versus Swerve,
7% for Danielson versus Osprey,
and that 41%
voted for others. We won't go through those.
Tag team of the year. Who do you give it to?
Men and women.
None of the above.
25% voted for Bianca Bel Air
and Jade Cargill.
Well, they've got a bright future.
Followed by 15% for the Young Bucks.
Oh, geez. 10% for Fraxium.
Now, hold on before we even get into that.
If they hadn't have listed,
the young bucks and Tony wouldn't talk to him anymore.
Because you know that would create heat, so they had to be in there.
And Fraxium?
That's the team of Axiom and Nathan Frazier.
Fraxium.
Where? Where? In their backyard?
NXT.
NXT.
Oh, Christ.
And 7% for the judgment day of Finn and JD.
That's his name.
43% voted for other tag teams, included in FTR.
the system, the unholy union.
Who?
What?
And DIY.
Who's the unholy union?
I'm not sure.
Sounds like some kind of fucking blind date that Heyman would be set up with.
Faction of the year.
So FTR didn't even nudge Fraxium off the chart there.
Okay.
Faction of the year?
The bloodline, 29%,
followed by the Y at 6 at 19%.
The Judgment Day at 15%.
Where have they gone?
They're on Smackdown now.
We've been watching Smackdown.
Well, thankfully, we haven't seen them.
That's what I'm saying.
Maybe we shouldn't watch.
Maybe somebody thought better of that.
Judgment Day at 15%.
And the Blackpool Combat Club slash Death Riders
at 13%.
We go now to
Woman of the Year.
Any guesses on woman of the year?
Ria Ripley.
25% have voted for Tony Storm.
Ah.
Woman of the year, followed by 14%.
She's got magnesia.
She can't remember anything.
She's got complete magnesia.
How can she be the woman of the year?
Followed by 14% for Liv Morgan.
13% for Ria Ripley,
11% for Jordan Grace,
and 37% for others, including Roxanne Perez.
Mercedes Monet, Willow Nightingale, and Athena.
Athena,
you hit me in the face with your big old ass and potatoed me.
No, that's not how the song goes.
It's Athena.
I didn't know you were still wrestling.
I haven't seen you.
Wrestler of the year, any guesses on Wrestler of the year?
Well, that's got to be the code man,
Cody Rhodes carrying a company on his back like he has,
being the biggest star in all the business.
Man, all these years, he's still out here,
he's got a suit on in this photo, that tattoo is such a fucking mistake.
42% Cody Rhodes, wrestler of the year,
filed by Goethe at 11%,
Will Osprey at 8%, and Danielson at 7%.
Two and two, it's always two and two.
Other votes, 32% went for swerve, Jordan Grace,
Damian Priest, John Moxley, and Roman Raines.
Now, these are just awards.
The Stanley Weston Awards,
Booker T, Mickey James,
Gail Kim, and Dave Meltzer.
Oh, wait a minute.
The Stanley O Westin, Stanley O'Westin,
Stanley Weston, yes.
Yes, that's the Stanley was Italian.
The Stanley Weston Award, is that for pissing people off?
that's what he did before
Apter came in and smooth things over
all the fucking promoters hated Stanley West
it's for a lifetime achievement
if it took a long time to piss all those people off
so Booker T Mickey James
Gail Kim and Dave Meltzer
are now official Stanley Weston
award winners
and those are the PWI Awards
any thoughts
yes
boy the magazines have become out
law to go along with the wrestling, haven't they?
It certainly seems...
But there used to be a plethora of big stars that you could make lists of, and it wouldn't
sound goofy.
But now they have to include people that almost nobody has heard of just to field a team
there.
Well, that was the 2024 PWA Awards, and we'll stay in touch and in touch.
We'll keep on top of the other awards as they were.
rolling. We've done the South Korean Awards and now the
PWI Awards. Yes.
The awards just keep
on coming. We're going to stay on top of all
those positions they've got
there on that magazine.
Jim, let's get some questions here. This was sent to
corny drive-thru at gmail.com from
Joe Musoff.
Would things be different if Steve Austin
never turned heel at WrestleMania 17?
Is there a could way
to turn
I guess a good way. Is there a good way to turn crowds against Stone Called Steve Austin?
Oh, boy. Things would have been different in that right at the same time, WCW went out of business and ECW went bankrupt.
So there was going to be an exodus of fans away from wrestling to begin with because a lot of those people gave up when WCW was gone.
like, well, we don't want to watch WWF, so we're done.
That's been proven by the statistics.
However, it did a lot of damage to me to the WWF's business when they were still so hot.
They were still hot at that point, even though they'd won the Monday Night War.
And, you know, people didn't want to see that.
They lost faith in Austin.
It may be a fake business, but this guy's somehow.
how real to us
and the last thing he's going to
do is hug the boss and
it just it destroyed
the image they thought they were trying to freshen him
up because how can you be that hot
for any longer
and I think Steve was
worried about it but
in the end what they did there was
it was hard to come back from
and it was never the same
even though obviously
you know years later
now people love Austin
but it didn't sit well at the time.
Of course, he didn't have much longer in the ring
because of his neck anyway,
but no, I think he had such a special bond
that it hurt their business,
even with all the other things going on.
That was a big one.
Is it as simple as it should have been known
that it was a crazy idea to turn him heel?
I mean, can you understand Vince's desire to do that?
No. I can't understand.
Does Steve wanting to do it? I can't understand Vince saying okay or wanting to do it, but I didn't understand ending the Undertaker's streak either with Brock at least, definitely.
And but when Vince would get an idea, generally it would happen.
When Vince and one of the top guys would get an idea, there was, who was going to fucking say, no, don't do that.
people could say no don't do that but their word didn't become law it was only a suggestion
well jim another story that we talked about on the experience and we'll i guess follow up with
it here because a lot of the listeners have sent this in i have an article from wrestling ink
by fayden clote about what who where i don't know who brett britt baker responds to podcast report
that she cheated on fellow AEW star Adam Cole.
Wait, did we report that?
We most certainly did not even allude to it.
At first I've heard of it, but do tell me more.
Adam Cole and Britt Baker were considered by many
to be AEW's power couple after Cody Rhodes and Brandy Rhodes
left the promotion.
But unfortunately for fans of the two,
they ended their seven-year-long career
sometime in 2020.
Their career?
They made a career out of being
the significant other of the other.
They ended their relationship,
I think is what,
who, Bastion Booger, who wrote this?
The name, I'm not going to scroll back up right now.
All right, and it's not worth scrolling.
Rumors began to spread about the reason for their split
with wrestling veteran Conan
claiming on his podcast that it was due to an affair.
Here's a quote,
I was the first one that said her and Cole had broken up.
And the AEW fans were on me again.
Now you see, it's true.
And I'm going to throw this little one in there.
Very credible source.
It happened because she was cheating on him, okay?
Well, okay.
Conan's spilling the tea there.
He's such a little gossip girl always.
What do you think, before I read anything else here,
what do you think about the fact that someone who's not involved in anything directly with the person
that's just spilling all that kind of shit out there?
Well, it does seem to be bordering on bad taste when you're talking about people's personal relationships,
but there can be said that they were both on television and talking publicly about their relationships.
So on that one, I go back to, I've told you that.
before Davy Richards told me
and Delirious one night
that he wanted to propose after
his match at the Hammerstein ballroom
he wanted to propose marriage to his girlfriend in the ring
and he was our top baby face
I told Delirious I said
you think he's going to marry her
and he said
considering the way Davy blurts other things out
probably not and we talked him out of it
because he didn't bury her
I don't think he was with her another two months.
So if you're going to make something out of it on television
and make it part of the deal,
then you better make sure that it's a long-term thing
because everybody kind of looks crummy when it ain't.
And at least we haven't broken any news of any affairs here on the show here.
We're still above that.
bar. We may have done it but without naming names or anything in the past, but here's a tweet from
Dr. Britt Baker, January 22nd, 827 p.m. I understand we as performers are expected to have
thick skin through opinions and lies we read about ourselves. But spreading lies about my personal
life is just low, weird, and something I won't tolerate. I've never cheated on anyone in
my life. Hashtag, tell your source. And from what I understand, Conan's not welcome in the women's
locker room anymore. Well, and he was always with open arms. They would fling the doors open before.
But is hashtag tell your source, a popular hashtag? I've not seen that hashtag before, but she's saying
if... Wouldn't you just say then, tell your fucking source instead of hashtagging it?
I guess you're making it look cuter that way. I can understand why a lot of people would do that.
Well, the layout does look more aesthetically pleasing.
So I guess that's the end of it here.
What do you think of her responding to it?
And, you know, again, with all the issues, all the conversation about issues between
Britt Baker and AEW management right now, we don't hear a peep from her.
All of a sudden she's going off on Twitter about this.
Well, I think, you know, she's denying the maligning that she took there.
Although I think she's going to have to tolerate it because unless she's going to go whip
Conan, although he's had health problems.
I bet you she could take Conan.
She's younger.
I mean, you know, but unless it's going to come to the fight,
apparently she's going to have to tolerate it because he said it,
and she ain't kicked his ass yet.
But she don't like it.
She's not going to hear about it, but she's going to have to tolerate it.
Well, we'll see what happens.
I'm sure we'll hear about it right away.
As soon as it happens.
As soon as something happens that nobody ought to talk about,
we're going to hear about it.
Jim, let's go to the files.
Uh-oh.
Let me grab all this.
Of course,
set the files down on the desk.
Yeah, there's a few things here.
Of course, from the files
is where I go through the archives
of the Wrestling News, Wrestling Review,
pro- Wrestling Enterprises,
and we talk about some of the interesting
historical tidbits
that we're able to find
looking through the correspondence files
of pro- Wrestling Enterprises.
Yes.
Does that sound correct?
Yes.
For one side, you're doing it, and I'm saying yes, you have encapsulated that correctly.
Well, I think we have to start where we left off.
I have Norm Kiteser's letter to Dave Meltzer.
Well, you should mention that we have done from the files part one and part two on Dave Meltzer
because it is such a thick file, because when last we left our space travelers,
Dave had written Norm Kiteser about a four-page type written.
letter telling him what was wrong with his fucking magazine.
And that was dated September 5th, 1984.
Here's Norman Kitzer's response, September 14th, 1984.
David Meltzer.
Per your letter, first of all, here is the entry I plan to use in the wrestling news number
114, which I am now working on.
David Meltzer, I will not give his address in San Jose, sent us to September 10th issue of
his wrestling observer fan club bulletin.
It consisted of
26 legal size pages
with complete reports
on virtually every major area,
also some photos and clippings.
Included were
a lot of opinions
from Dave and from his members.
Dave charges $2 for a single issue
or $13 for the next six issue.
God damn it.
$2 a piece or 13 for
six. How the fuck?
He promises a new bulletin every three weeks.
Dave Plus also...
That's written weird.
Dave Plus also to put out a yearbook in mid-January
that will cost $5 per copy.
Plans.
Dave plans also.
Oh, that's what it is.
He also asked that we again mention
he is interested in trading videotapes,
either VHS or beta,
and is especially interested in obtaining Mid-South tapes.
So after that whole letter, he starts with him.
By the way, here's your plug.
Yeah, in the next issue.
Norm Kitzer was the most unconfrontational,
not assertive, or aggressive person.
Probably good for Dave in that instance,
because I was the first of all, motherfucker, but go ahead.
It is always best to write me a note.
Just attach it to the bulletin
when you change your frequency or price.
I sometimes miss things like that,
although I do attempt to read through every bulletin.
Now, as to your other charge in your letter,
that I make up facts to support my opinions.
Basically, the things you take issue with me are on my opinions,
clearly labeled by me as my opinions.
On attendance, I have stated that WWF is outdrawing the AWA in San Francisco.
That is not the case here in the Twin Cities.
The first two WWF cards reported by Vince Jr. as sellouts drew less than half a house each at the Met Center.
And once again, this is September 84.
So they had just started going into Minnesota.
They had Hogan, they had Mean Gene, David Schultz, but Vern wasn't dead right away.
No.
He had the Roat Warriors.
84 was a strong year for them, still.
Their last card with Hogan and Oakerland versus Fuji and Steel, which they reported at 17th,
thousand on TV.
Jeez.
And you reported at 15,800,
drew about half of that.
After three rounds,
the AWA drew clearly larger crowds
the first two times,
and about the same the last time.
On average ticket prices,
from the information I have,
which I admit is not a complete compilation
of all tickets sold,
as I don't think anyone has all the figures
from every card promoted,
I believe that the average WWF ticket price
is higher than that of other promotions.
On Japan and Hogan,
first of all, I don't hate Hogan.
While I do have some lack of respect
for wrestlers who cut interviews for one promotion
saying that they will appear on a card
and then jump to McMahon,
I think that the primary reason they have done this
is that McMahon feels getting someone to
come over to him in that way
is the way he can most damage the opposition.
Nothing wrong there.
Yeah.
If Hogan, Ventura,
junkyard dog, and others do that,
you can't blame them for making a decision
that they think will make more money for themselves,
but I think the long run
is that McMahon is doing more damage to the sport of wrestling as a whole
than he is damaging his individual competitors.
and that a lot of people he has made promises to
are going to end up not getting what they were promised.
Let me stop there for a moment.
What do you think of his insights into the state of wrestling in 84?
Well, the thing is, Norm Kiteser had dealt with promoters
and been around a lot of these guys,
especially in Minnesota, but all over the country,
for a period of 15 years or more at that point,
and he dealt with Vince.
He'd printed and produced the programs for Vince Senior for years
from the mid to late 70s to the early 80s
when Vince Jr. banned everybody and took their stuff in-house.
So he already had an inkling of how these people operated
and that was his opinion of what Vince was doing.
And he turned out to be right.
And again, the idea that he doesn't hate Hogan,
but he has a lack of respect for people that walk out on the promoters they were doing promos for.
You were there when Junkyard Dog did exactly that.
Yeah, and Norm Kizer was up there in Minnesota when Hogan did it for all those towns
and then didn't come back from Japan, went to work for Vince.
And it does hurt.
And it hurts the wrestling business and the way that Norman is talking about from a business perspective,
especially back then.
Fans, they didn't give what promotion.
They were going to see wrestling.
And if you go to see a wrestling show and you buy a ticket
and one of the main people or more than one of the main people
on the card that you went to see doesn't show up,
then the next time instead of thinking,
oh, I got to go back and see some more of that.
The last time they got to show,
that's the way he's talking about damaging the business.
Because that sentiment will speak,
the more often that it happens.
And it wasn't the wrestling business
and the fans didn't look at it then like they do now
where the fans now,
they don't even know who's going to be on the fucking card.
They are going to go see Dynamite or Raw or whatever.
In that era, they read the entire card
that you were going to see at the house show on television
and God damn it down to the first match
and those things better happen that way.
And people got mad when they didn't.
Well, back to Norm Kiter's response to Dave Meltzer.
On Japan, there has been a lot of 1984 style statements made there by New Japan,
McMahon, Shinma, and everybody connected with WWF during the past two years,
telling the people basically one week that black is black,
and then the next at black is white.
Let's go back and look at things.
Two years ago, when Titan and New Japan left the NWA,
they announced the first Grand Prix tournament
to name an undisputed World Heavyweight Champion.
They made these announcements in both the U.S. and Japan.
The tournament was to culminate with the finals in Japan
with the winner of the competition to meet Backland at MSG
for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship.
McMahon Sr. appeared at the opening of the finals in Japan and repeated that basic statement.
Then Hogan won, but no match was scheduled.
Hogan came to the U.S. and wrestled on AWA and NWA cards,
had had World Heavyweight Championship title matches in each organization in which he failed to win those claims.
Then he went to MSG earlier this year and won the WWF title.
making him undisputed champion, according to Junior's statements.
Both Titan and New Japan recognize him as the World Heavyweight Champion.
Then we had the fiasco when Junior tried with Shinma
to start a separate WWF promotion in Japan.
That's the UWF, if you remember.
I heard so many conflicting statements on that
and on the UWF that I don't know what the true story is
In fact, the true story probably changed from day to day
as everyone seemed to be double-crossing everyone else
involved constantly.
Anyway, the end came with McMahon Jr. saying New Japan was back as a WWF member.
The New Japan promotion announced a second Grand Prix competition
with the winner to meet Hogan for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Nothing was said at that point about there being two separate,
titles, a WWF World's
Heavyweight title, and a Grand Prix
World Heavyweight title.
Now they and you
are saying there are two separate titles,
and that Hogan only lost
the Grand Prix World Heavyweight Championship
to Anoki, the descriptions of that bout
are also somewhat confused, with
interference and countouts, but in the end
Anoki was declared the winner and the champion
in Japan. From what I have heard,
I could see several reasons
why a title would not change hands in that bout
and why it would.
I thought I covered them,
but I didn't ignore the bout in my magazine.
So let me stop there for a moment, Jim and take a pause.
What are your thoughts on him defending himself here?
Well, and he's trying to be nice as he could
because remember when we read
and we encourage anybody who didn't hear the first segment,
go to the YouTube channel or the clip is up,
but he's trying to be
as reasonable as possible as he could
to Dave who, as you will recall,
we said, what is this fucking...
Why is he telling this shit
to Norm Kiteser who don't give a shit?
He's just trying to sell some magazines.
He doesn't care about
these minute fucking
complaints that Dave has brought up
and now he has to go through
and explain his rationale
to a guy that he's given plugs to
for a fucking newsletter.
I think he's bending over
backwards to be understanding
to the guy that said his magazine sucked,
which by at the time,
Dave had never published anything
that didn't come out on copy paper.
And he's talking to a guy that at least had run a magazine.
You also fault me on the junior title,
saying that Tiger Mask was undisputed
World Junior Heavyweight Champion when he retired.
And I agree.
So that New Japan had right to create
a new WWF Junior Heavyweight Champion
with a tournament, which they did with Dynamite Kid winning, which I'll agree to.
But how could they run a separate elimination for an NWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship
with the COBRA winning when they were no longer members of the NWA and was sanctioned by the
NWA?
The NWA itself gave the title back to Les Thornton.
Now, I believe the NWA says the title is vacant and there'll be a tournament.
I agree that all acted badly here
and that wrestling in general,
especially here in the U.S.,
does not do a good job of promotion,
the junior division,
I guess, of promoting,
the junior division as a separate entity.
A lot more wrestlers did more back and forth
between promotions before junior attempted to take over everything.
Even McMahon Sr.,
showcased wrestlers some other areas off and on,
even had any of,
NWA and AWA title matches on his cards.
I guess that's defending.
Remember, Dave had a problem
what Norm Kites are saying wrestlers could go from one territory to another?
Yeah.
And also, as Norm points out,
Vince Sr., not only had the pipeline to Florida with Eddie Graham,
where he had Florida guys guest starring at the Garden
and making the shots every now and then in Dust,
on a kind of a regular basis.
But also he brought the Funks in.
Dory Funk Sr.
And shortly before he died, wrestled in Madison Square Garden.
Vince Sr. would bring the top talent in from other territories when he was a member of the NW.A.
Other promoters that he would work with and give their talent a showcase in a garden,
but also it made the garden look different than every other town in his territory.
because that was the place where stars came from all over the world.
And as the topic of Japan is concerned, it was a big deal in Japan.
MSG.
They had MSG tournaments for years.
And apparently just the tournament winner didn't go on to get the title of shot that he earned.
Well, the problem is if you're trying to logically follow what they're saying and they just change things.
You know, what are you supposed to do if you're reporting on it?
Yeah.
My point on Hogan is that he did lose to others the first time in the...
the WWF area, the ones I mentioned, and that logical matches would be against those challengers
who faced him before. Both Flair and Martel have faced a larger variety of challengers,
both in numbers and styles, than has Hogan. This is not the fault of Hogan, and I don't say
it because I dislike him, I say it as a comment on Jr., who has declared war on me,
not the other way around.
Return a page.
And of course,
Norm Kiteser was the producer
of World Wrestling Federation,
WWF, and WWWF programs
from the early 70s until 1983.
Vince wanted him to only cover his company.
Norm Kiteser said,
No way.
And that began Vince's journey
to building his own magazine.
Yeah, and that's when he banished
the people from the after magazines,
London publishing, the former Stanley Weston
publications, and
all photographers for many magazines except
the ones in-house with Vince were banned
for a while there. So then all the shots in
PWI and the wrestler and all that was
like with a telephoto lens from the stands.
I go to wrestling matches to be entertained,
and Junior's cards just are not as good as the other
cards. Part of this being
because even though he doesn't lack talent,
he doesn't use the talent he has well
or in enough variety of ways.
Basically, the next Twin City card is a main event
for the WWF of Hogan and Mad Dog Vashan
versus Jesse Ventura and George Steele.
Ventura has had so many different confrontations
with the other two here over the years,
and Steele is a part-timer
who doesn't do it.
that much other than stick out his green tongue
at this point in his career,
I think very strongly
that the new talent in the AWA
these days, the fabulous
ones, the Road Warriors,
Brody, Atlas,
etc.,
is better than the talent the AWA
lost to the W.W.F.
Certainly more entertaining
as it is presented here
in Minnesota.
Can you imagine
Hulk Hogan and Mad Dog Vashon is a tag team
Mad Dog's 5'5 foot 7, Hulk's 6'7,
Hulk was not even 35 years old then.
Mad Dog was close to 60.
Mad Dog could have torn Hulk Hogan to shreds
within seconds with his bare hands and eating him.
What a fucking tag team.
The idea that they lost Hogan, they lost Me and Gene, David Schultz.
By this point in time,
they'd even lost Al-Darusha for a period of time.
Lots of people, and it wouldn't end here.
Norm Kiteser, a lifelong
AWA fan, although he lived in New York for a time,
saying that the road warriors, the fabulous ones,
Brody, etc., coming in, the talent's better.
Again, 84,
the AWA did not die in 1984,
but what do you think of this?
Because you saw the fabulous ones before they got there.
Well, and, I mean, he's right in that
Mad Dog was an icon and was a huge star,
but at that point, age had caught up with him.
and George Steele, Minnesota was not the venue for George Steele.
He had been primarily a WW and WWF guy and a Detroit guy
because he lived in Detroit.
He taught school for all those years.
He didn't start wrestling all year round and give up the school teaching
until the early 80s when he could make enough money in the Northeast to make the difference.
But it wasn't a Minnesota thing.
And when you've got the fabulous ones and the road wars and those guys who were so much younger and so much fresher,
even though Mad Dog was an icon, Jesse was an icon in the AWA at that point,
Hogan had drawn big money.
It was just, it was an odd slapped together thing based on personalities that were over rather than an issue per se.
So, you know, and that's, you know, we talked about that.
That's why the Crusher didn't work in Georgia in 1979,
because he didn't have 20 years of history like he did in the AWA,
and they were just seeing this guy in his 50s with a beetle haircut.
Let's go back to Norman Kitzer.
That is my opinion.
I go to cards for entertainment.
The same reason I attend events of other professional sports,
football, baseball,
etc.
In my opinion,
colored by many influences,
I admit,
the AWA is the better promotion here.
Time will tell
if enough ticket buying fans agree with me,
and who knows what changes
will be made by both organizations
in the future.
You certainly have a right to your opinions,
and I plug all publications
who ask for free ad space in my magazine,
whether I agree with all the opinions
held by the person putting out the bulletin or not.
Is that Norm's nice way of saying I think I'm going to opinion.
Yeah, I think you're full of shit, but I'm going to plug you anyway because I'm a nice guy.
I don't tell you to give up your opinions or claim that I am always right or you were always wrong when we disagree.
And I do always try to label my opinions as that.
My opinion.
I don't even rate wrestlers, as I have stated for some 20 years, that ratings are simply opinions that are not,
valid. Let me stop there for a second. Considering all we talk about with Dave's ratings, I don't
rate wrestlers, as I've always said, ratings are opinions that are not valid. Yes, and they never
had, he never had ratings in the wrestling news or ring wrestling or whatever, only under,
ring wrestling did under a different editorship. And that although I think I know as much about
the sport as any who do publish so-called official ratings,
my opinions would be no more valid than theirs.
In short, I don't try to foist off my opinions as being the ultimate truth,
but at the same time, I don't try to hide my opinions and claim to be an unbiased reporter,
a unique and probably extinct species in that I have never encountered same in any publication on any subject if such a thing existed.
I do tend to go on and on when I write, so I'll close.
And it's signed by Norman, but we have a PS.
P.S.
One last self-serving point.
Whether the other promotions always spent a great deal of time on their television programs
talking about what is happening elsewhere or not,
in the case of the AWA, Mid-South, and some NWA promotions,
they do allow the wrestling news,
which covers wrestling everywhere,
to be sold at their matches,
and don't attempt to make people believe
that the other promotions don't exist.
That, when compared to a promoter
who says that he is going to run me out of business
because I refuse to cover only his promotion
in my national magazine,
that may have a tendency to make my feelings
towards that individual less generous.
Then I am towards others.
My quarrel specifically is with Vince McMahon Jr.
Because of actions which he has taken against me,
which I have elaborated on in my magazine,
not against everyone who works for him.
And there's Norm defending his coverage of Vince McMahon of the WWF
from Dave, who bizarrely started defending Vince McMahon of the WWF.
Any thoughts?
And again, at the age of 24,
doing a newsletter on copy paper telling the guy
who's been doing a magazine for 20 years what's wrong with his magazine.
Now admittedly it wasn't the goddamn heyday of time
Norm's publication but it was at least it had some color on the cover.
I just the gall of Dave even then to be writing letters and telling these people
well you ought to do this and not any other thing
we'll shut to fuck up
well we'll close from the files with this last letter
this was post dated July 11th
1986 from Dave Meltzer in California
to Norm Kiteser
so after the previous one
Norm
I would be interested in writing a column for your mag
in exchange for an advertisement in the magazine
or being allowed with a regular column to plug
the observer and book
that's coming out soon
I'd really like to do a regular
column concerning Japanese wrestling.
Oh, good Lord.
But if you have another idea of a column I could do for you, let me know.
Thanks.
I will have a special 150 to 160 page issue out on August 1st for $15.
It will have profiles of about 330 wrestlers with age, career background, and real names.
And it'll also have 14 pages telling you what you ought to do with your magazine.
So even after all that, he still wanted to write a Japanese.
column in 1986.
Well, again,
Norm Kaiser in various magazines that he published
would have pictures from Japan or Japanese news.
It wouldn't be the majority of the magazine,
and most of the pictures he would try to have
some American talent in the picture,
because he was still selling to an American audience.
Can you imagine if Dave was writing a column on
strictly Japanese wrestling
and we've seen the way that he
does it with just the names
and who beat who
and sell that on the fucking
newsstand in Chicago
or
Atumwa, Iowa and people are going to what the fuck?
It's not the same market.
Norm was going for wrestling fans
in the United States of America
where he sold his magazine.
It wasn't any slight against the Japanese folks
that he didn't cover to cover embrace it.
And you got more coverage of Japanese wrestling there
than any other magazine in America.
Well, yeah, because all the Bill Aptor magazines,
the London publishing that were on the newsstands,
except if a big American star went to Japan,
they might have pictures of that
or if a big Japanese star came to the garden or wherever.
But otherwise, there was no country.
coverage of what was going on in Japan.
Well, Jim, that was from the files. Part 3 of Dave Meltzer. There'll be a part four someday,
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Jim, I have an article from the Wrestling Observer Newsletter website
by Dave Meltzer,
the headline,
Hulk Hogan not appearing at WWE Saturday night's main event this week.
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on.
Holy mackerel.
Is that the truffle pig?
That's the truffle pig.
Apparently, they have heard de people speak.
And when Hogan speaks,
the people boo.
And when punk throws in an offhand line
about burying his dusty ass, the people cheer.
So, God damn it, the only thing is I wanted to see
how bad he was going to get booed
and how they were going to try to make excuses for it.
Oh, what I wanted to see was him and Jesse Ventura in the same room.
That's what I wanted to see,
because they announced Jesse will be there again, as he should.
but here we go, here's the article from Dave.
Sources within WWE have confirmed
that Hulk Hogan will not be appearing as scheduled
for Saturday night's main event tomorrow night
as we are recording in San Antonio.
This was first reported by Chris Featherstone.
Hulk Hogan had...
That can't be a real name.
And I clicked this link, we'll go to it in a second.
Hulk Hogan had been the key person
in all the commercials for the show.
And if I click this link, this is Chris Featherstone's Twitter.
It says Dr. Chris Featherstone, PhD, a Christian husband, dad, psychotherapist, insider reporter, journalist, podcaster.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
College professor.
He's a psychotherapist and he's commenting on wrestling.
I need to go to him to straighten some of my problems out.
Well, Dave's using him as the source.
So, uh, and he said, WW confirmed it.
here's the tweet from Dr. Chris Featherstone, PhD,
I have been informed that Hulk Hogan will not be appearing on Saturday night's main event
due to family commitments.
So maybe it has nothing to do with the booing or CM Punk causing more booing or Jesse Ventura
who started the booing many years ago.
Maybe it has nothing to do with any of that.
Maybe it's just the family commitments for the event that he's been out.
advertised for her.
It suddenly came up.
It's, it's my new wife's birthday.
I forgot.
We haven't been married very long.
Do you think there's any family commitments?
No, they've tried to figure out as least insulting to Hogan, the company,
way to not have him on their show and explain it.
So it doesn't, they don't come out and say, well, we're not going to have the guy on the
show because the people are going to boo him out of fucking building.
Going forward, what, can you do anything with Hulk Hogan right now?
I mean, they just had a big sponsorship they announced for the beer.
WWE actually owns a piece of it as part of the deal.
It's one of those kind of deals.
How about you advertise us and we'll give you our company?
How does that sound?
How are they going to advertise the beer when they can't advertise the guy that has the
beer.
The point, they knew
what was going to happen, and they don't
want that to happen again
on national television,
and it looks
bad for everybody, and they just can't have
him to answer your question. Right now,
they can't do anything, apparently. I mean,
he's 70-whatever years old.
It's not like, you know,
you can sit back and wait 10 years till the
heats off. Well, let me just say here, I mean,
continue, Dave Meltzer says
Featherstone's report of a family-related reason for Hogan's missing the show is also accurate.
What?
This had nothing to do with his being booed in Los Angeles.
Oh, come on.
Or at every arena.
Or at every arena.
I could even say that?
It has nothing to do with him being booted in Los Angeles or at every arena when the Saturday night's main event commercial played, or Jesse Ventura, or any other reason in that direction.
Why would you say that's nothing to do
to that list every single thing
that people figure that.
There's nothing to do with all these things.
It's just, again, that birthday party,
he didn't realize it was the same day.
I mean, they're not saying family illness,
something unexpected.
They're saying a family commitment.
Well, how many commitments did he make for the same fucking day?
He didn't know that Brooke booked them a table
at the cheesecake factory that night,
so they can't break the fucking reservation.
That's what it is.
Well, we'll see what happens going forward with Hulk Hogan,
but do you think they said anything to CM Punk?
Do you think they're mad at CM Punk for saying that and piling on,
or do you think they recognize that CM Punk saying that became its own little viral moment?
He might have been the canary and the coal mine.
They might have said, well, you know what?
We're glad he said that because it wasn't just an anomaly.
Well, again, we'll stay on top of the reporting of Dr. Chris Featherstone in the weeks
a month's ahead. Jim, a few questions that we get out of here. This was sent to corny drive-thru
at gmail.com by Ryan Boyce. When I was a kid...
Is he part of the team of Boyce and Hart? When I was a kid, Paul Behrer scared the
shit out of me. So creepy and scary. Can Jim talk about how Percy Pringle was in
real life, and if his
promos as Paul creeped him out
when he saw them,
was real life Percy anything like Paul Bearer?
Thanks, love the show.
Oh my God. No, Percy Pringle was
the most unscary,
happy, friendly person.
Most of the time, I mean, you could piss him off like anybody,
but no,
and that's the thing is about the only similarity
between Percy and Paul Bear
besides the tone of the hell yes
because Percy could get up there too
was that they were you know
Percy was a real life funeral director
and that's how the Paul Bear gimmick kind of came to be
but no Percy was he was a southern Bobby Heenan
he was a fan from a young age that hung around
the business till he got in it
he was from the Pensacola in the Mobile area so he knew
the Gibson brothers and Michael Hayes
and some of the guys that
a guy that I don't even know
if you ever remember Mike Hendricks
I remember that Percy was
over the moon that I not only remembered
Mike Hendricks but had actually seen him
wrestle in 1977
because he was a guy that lasted
in the business a year or two but he was friends with
Percy but that was
you know he was a fun guy and a
fan and
you know, I can't imagine any real similarities
between the real Percy and somebody that would scare children.
He loved children, but only when they were properly cooked.
What did you think of him as Percy Pringle as a manager?
Well, that's the first time we met was when Percy had,
it was work in Florida, and he was managing Rick Rude
and came up and did late 85,
did some Atlanta TV with Rude at that point.
I think, you know,
Rude was on his way,
but they were trying to be nice to the Florida office.
And we sat down and immediately hit it off
because we knew we were both wrestling fans
and both from the southern territories
and knew a lot of the same people.
And the first time I talked to him,
it was like we'd known each other for years.
And then when we ran back into each other in the WWF,
we picked right up there.
That was some of my most.
enjoyable
backstage time
was just sitting around
with him and bullshit
and I've said this before
but there's that picture of me
and Percy at the Bluegrass
Brawl 95 in Pikeville
it was the undertaker
teaming up with Bullet Bob and Tracy
Smothers and
Percy and I were both in the corner
because the opposition was the gangsters and I'd
switched baby face
and it was so hot
in that building
Percy had the entire Paul Bearer face makeup on
and there's a picture of me and him at ringside
and I've sweated through my suit jacket and everything
I'm just drenched and his makeup is literally running off of his face
he's melting like Vincent Price and House of Wax
and it was just but he loved that show because it was like
he hadn't gotten to do that in ages
of fucking
hillbilly college gym
in eastern Kentucky
in the mountains jam-packed with people in it,
screaming and yelling, it was like being in a wrestling business again.
So he loved that shit.
I always loved the video from Florida when he went there,
when they revealed who he was,
and they go to an office, and he turns around in the chair and says,
you know, hello, I'm personal Pringle.
Says it much more dramatically and charismatic than that.
But behind him are the PYTs,
and they're playing music on their boombox and dancing.
So the old time he's doing his promo,
introducing himself as this crazy heel manager,
the PYTs are in there dancing behind him.
And he was Percival Pringle the third
because there had been,
I think two, at least one previous Percy Pringles.
One of them worked in the Mississippi territory
for the Colkins in like 77, 78,
around the same, maybe even a couple of years earlier.
And had worked for Phil Golden's All-Stan,
Star Wrestling.
And when I first saw the name Percy Pringle as a manager,
I'd seen those ads.
I'm like,
this guy after all.
And it was,
he had assumed the name,
much like Dutch Mantel got,
had an original Dutch Mantel
and the various other names
that have been perpetrated over time.
You can definitely see why a kid would be scared of them.
Well,
yeah,
even as a baby face.
I guess.
You know,
because most kids don't want to
think.
about going to their own funeral?
I think just you don't see people with that kind of face
walking around in real life, let alone the voice.
Just that face.
But Jim, another question here.
This was sent to cornyidivor at gmail.com from Jim
in Philadelphia.
I have been working my way through smoky mountain shows
and am fascinated by the wooden announcers table
with the nature scene painted on the front of it.
can you shed any light on where it came from
if it still exists somewhere
and if it was as heavy as it looks
yes well
we wanted a set
that we could take
with us to the TV tapings
in the different buildings
and it's the same you know
it would be an announcer's desk
and so that was made
believe it or not by my ex-father-in-law
and it came apart.
The front panel came off the desk,
the top came off, the sides came off,
and you could put it,
so we could put it on the ring truck
and fold it up.
And the painting,
on the front of it,
of the Great Smoky Mountains
was done by an artist
at one of the places down in Gatlinburg.
I said, make me,
whatever size it was,
a painting representative of the Smoky Mountains.
And it was the famous scene
from Klingman's Dome
where you can look at,
out and see parts of five or six different states,
and that became emblematic of Smoky Mountain Wrestling
with the...
We don't have the desk, I think, got broke
before we even closed up Smoky Mountain.
Somebody took one too many bumps into it.
But I still have the round, wooden, carved,
smoky mountain wrestling logo.
That's the coolest thing.
That on the black curtain behind the desk,
that whole look with...
That whole look with Bob Cottle and Dutch Mantel,
that's my favorite Smoky Mountain wrestling.
And that round logo was carved out of wood,
and it weighs about 70 pounds,
and it's hanging now in my office and has been for a while,
because I'm not strong enough to go up and get it,
right up to the top of the vaulted ceiling,
about 14 feet up.
I don't stand under it immobile very often.
But so the table doesn't exist.
That's where it came from,
but the wooden carved logo does.
Why'd you stop using the wooden carve logo?
Because, well, it's...
I don't think you used it at all for the Chip Kessler error, right?
That's the thing toward the end there, after the table got fucking blitzed.
Also, this thing, it weighed 70 pounds.
We had to either hang it off of a stand and shoot the...
70 pounds, really?
It's a big...
It's fucking three feet across, and it's carved out of wood.
So I said 50 at least.
I remember picking it up.
But the point is we'd have to find a stand and stick it through the fucking curtain and a blah, blah, blah.
And after a while, we were just all tired.
Do you think that's a fair way to look at the last year of Smoky Man Wrestling, the Chip Kessler era?
Yes, the Chip Kessler area era.
That may have been the best way to describe it, unfortunately.
Let's get another question here.
Jim, this one was sent via the Cult of Cornett Facebook group by Ronnie Lee Justice.
Ronnie Lee Justice is an old friend of mine. He's a customer at Cornett's collectibles.
I was watching the TV show Moonshiners on the Discovery Channel last week.
Some of the main characters sold moonshine at an indie wrestling show.
My question for Jim is, did any guy sell moonshine at Smoky Mountain Wrestling shows?
the Smoky Man Wrestling
territory was known for moonshiner's.
Well, none of the boys were selling the moonshine.
Some of them were buying it,
and there was no selling of moonshine at the shows,
but there was selling of moonshine
in many of the locations that the shows were taking place.
And yes, East Tennessee is noted for moonshine,
and even when I was,
went down for some of those K-town showdown or K-town Smackdown until they sent him a letter
and then K-Town Showdown shows for Ron Fuller, there was a gentleman that produced quality
moonshine that was available if you...
His name was Ron Fuller.
Well, no, no, he was just a friend of Ron's.
And if you needed any quality moonshine, he was available there for you at that time.
Any examples throughout your career of someone drinking moonshine in the locker?
room? Well, yes, because you ain't going to go buy it at a fucking store, so somebody to bring it
to you, you might have a sip or whatever. It's not like it's unheard of, but it wasn't a
regular practice, and nobody was over imbibbing before my shows. I don't know about anybody else's.
Except every once in a while when Tommy Rich and Jimmy Del Rey would break down right in front
of Benegans. You know, to circle back to something we briefly
talked about at the start of the show and moved on from
Tony Kahn, when AEW Dynamite was in Knoxville, made a comment
before the crowd, and I'd like to think it wasn't just something for a cheap pop,
probably something he meant, that Smoky Mountain Wrestling was his favorite
wrestling as a kid in the suburbs of Chicago.
Well, yeah, the way he phrased it was he came out, he's talking to the people in a
Knoxville Civic Coliseum, he said, does anybody here remember Smoky Man Wrestling, and it
got a pop.
And I'm sure
Knoxville wrestling fans
as we've talked about in Tennessee
have long memories and in the South
especially have long memories and it was a
generational thing where
kids would go with parents and grandparents
and etc. So
but then he said
you know that it was his favorite
wrestling to watch when he was a kid
you know growing up
and that's why I said early I said
why doesn't his wrestling show look
anything like mine did then.
Well, that's kind of where I was going with this
to seriously discuss it.
If Smokey Mound's one of his favorites,
and let's just say it's something he's watched more than once,
and let's just use for this hypothesis,
he never watched what you consider your best work,
which is OVW, 10 years later,
give or take.
Give or take.
Does it bother you at all?
I mean, beyond, you know, screaming about it like we do every week,
does it bother you at all the,
idea that he would have watched, you know, the entirety of the Smoky Mountain Wrestling run.
And not learned anything?
And just the, you know, his product is not, his product is what it is and it doesn't ever
really, if these are his influences, we don't see it.
Well, and that's another thing.
I don't take it personally because I would be in good company because I've heard in
the past, he was a big Mid-South wrestling fan.
Well, it doesn't look anything like Mid-South Wrestling.
And he was, you know, he was a big fan of this.
this and that the other, regardless of what you think of Tony
Con or AEW positive, negative, indifferent, whatever,
you can't say that AEW looks like any wrestling that he claimed were his influences
and instead you can say that it looks like indie shows from the last 10 years.
Can anybody argue with what I just said?
It doesn't look like Mid-South, doesn't look like Smoky Mountain, doesn't look like
classic Crockett or world-class or whatever.
It looks like indie shows from the last 10 years.
Yeah, you know, I think the opening on Dynamite this week, the Omega Osprey brawl with
the Cowes family, was kind of Tony slash AEW's attempt to doing the Mid-South
slash Memphis slash Smokey Mountain type brawl.
But like you said earlier, in those things, it's not about,
laying it in, but everything looked hard.
There weren't holes that you could see as a viewer who is not an expert.
Yeah.
Where punches are clearly missing or just they're not coming near the person with any impact,
just all this kind of stuff.
If it was a mid-south angle, you would kind of get caught up in that these guys
are fucking going after each other.
There's some animus here.
There's some hatred here.
There's some violence going on.
And also, you would remember at the,
end of it, the basic point or two that you were supposed to remember rather than
when it's over go, wait a minute, who started this fucking thing?
Where did this start?
And then everybody came running out.
And, you know, that's, I appreciate it.
Like the one I keep going back to is the fantastics and the heavenly bodies, brawl throughout
the building into the parking lot and the broken windshield.
Yeah, but you know how long it took it took like under four minutes?
Yeah.
when I see everything, everything goes way too long, everything.
Well, and here's another fun fact.
I think we've talked about this before, but it's been years.
It was supposed to be shot in Morristown, Tennessee at a house show
where the fantastics and Heavenly Bodies Match would get out of hand
and they would fight through the back hallway
and knock over some chairs and some boxes and hit each other with some things
and have a mini little concession stand brawl.
And then we would run out the back door and jump in my car,
and peel out of the parking lot
as Bobby Fulton took a big lead pipe
and caved in the back windshield, right?
Which is what happens,
that's what you saw on television.
What you didn't see
was that
Stan Lane called me that morning
and said, corny, I'm in Charlotte,
I've got the stomach flu, I'm shitting myself,
I'm throwing up. He didn't
make the show that night.
We had a substitution. I think
I may have worked with Tom
against the Fantastics
or we did something
and then Stan when he was feeling better
the next day drove up on Sunday afternoon
we had Phil Rainey come up
through the East High School on Sunday
afternoon and stand
in front of the doors and goes
folks there's a horrible fight
going on back here and open the door
and there we had all got dressed in
our wrestling shit and we did
there was nobody in the goddamn school
it was Sunday afternoon the whole building was empty
and the principal
came down and opened the door and let us in.
We shot that four-minute fight
and fucking put it on TV,
and we never said where the town was.
We set a recent match
between
the heavenly bodies and the fantastics got out of hand.
Here's what happened.
And since we never shot
in the hallway in Morristown's
East High School, unless you went to school
there, you didn't know what it looked like.
So nobody knew that that goddamn
fight actually happened in the middle of a Sunday afternoon with no match in front of it.
It was daylight when we ran out the back and jumped in the car, but you know, we did do
afternoon shows every now and then.
Yeah, I always thought that looked cool because you've got to figure a lot of people,
the show aired early in the day or midday.
So it was daylight outside, so it didn't look out of place.
People weren't thinking it that deeply.
Oh, a recent Smoky Mountain show got out of hand.
Look, they're fighting in the hallway.
That's as deep as they went into it.
As a kid, I always thought that when I would watch wrestling.
What time is it there?
Is it afternoon or is it evening?
When are they doing this exactly?
Is there anything from Smoky Mountain a lesson you think Tony could use or learn,
whether it's an angle or anything you learned from the business while there?
Is there something specific that a dedicated fan of Smoky Mountain of Wrestling
should learn from Smoky Mountain they could apply to the current situation in AEW?
I mean, I don't know.
That's why the thing
And we've never said Tony Kahn was an asshole.
He's a nice guy.
But I go back to the first time I talked to him.
I likened it to the writers that the WWF had hired and they'd send down to OVW.
I either needed five minutes to say hello or five years to teach him something.
Anything in between was just going to drive all of us crazy.
and I don't know if there's probably more than one thing
that Tony could learn from Smoggy Mount Wrestling
but about booking wrestling or presenting wrestling
it's a different world now but you could still
I don't know make the stories make sense
and kind of not accentuate the weaknesses of all your talent
or put them in stupid unwinnable positions
that would be one
but then I also go back and think
in 1993
I was trying to get a $1,500
sponsorship and some free chicken from Mrs. Winners
for the Coliseum shows
and here's a guy
said it was his favorite wrestling
he's got $10 billion.
I had Ritchie Rich for a fan and didn't even know it.
Why couldn't he have asked for his father's inheritance
when he was 12 years old?
you know on that topic if there are any secret millionaires or billionaires out there who love
this show and want to contribute and give us some money yes we won't say no but only billionaires
because a mere millionaire you can't get anything for a million dollars these days they're pikers
multi multi multi millionaires you mean somebody that just hasn't been able to be the success
that it takes to crack a billion so far all right there's still time there's still time if you got over
million we'll talk to you.
All right.
Well, that was the Tony Con AEW,
smoky amount of wrestling question
or whatever the hell that was.
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Man, I was so looking forward to that more than any of the matches.
Well, we'll see what happened.
Do you think we can just follow him around and watch him walk down the street as random people boo him as they drive by?
Well, here's the thing.
If he has a family commitment, that doesn't mean he can't record something and say, hey,
holsters, I wish I could be there, but.
He could be on a live remote.
As a matter of fact, that's how most of the WWE office wants him.
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